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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,931 --> 00:00:04,679 Yes, I understand. So for the first episode. 2 00:00:06,141 --> 00:00:12,226 Yes, I could ask them. Ok, see you at the Vereinsheim then. Ciao. 3 00:00:13,654 --> 00:00:17,827 Gossip-TV wants to shoot a segment today about me watching the first episode with my friends. 4 00:00:18,307 --> 00:00:21,177 Yay. Good thing I'm not gonna be part of it then. 5 00:00:23,306 --> 00:00:27,467 - Kurt and Jasmin, the rock star and the it girl. - Hey, turn it up. 6 00:00:27,621 --> 00:00:32,836 Authentic, intimate, sexy. A behind the scenes look at rock business. 7 00:00:33,446 --> 00:00:35,300 And we'll party so hard there. 8 00:00:35,804 --> 00:00:39,424 Thanks for the bikini. And we're gonna sleep on the beach. 9 00:00:39,596 --> 00:00:41,597 Yeah, wild and free, baby. 10 00:00:41,632 --> 00:00:42,357 And romantic. 11 00:00:42,392 --> 00:00:44,267 Kurt&Jasmin - Backstage 12 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:49,433 Starting today, every week. Only here. 13 00:00:54,303 --> 00:00:55,925 Oh no, not again. 14 00:00:58,515 --> 00:01:04,529 If I may give you a word of advice, don't let them film you when you watch this crap. 15 00:01:08,492 --> 00:01:10,603 Three or four people watching with you would be enough. 16 00:01:11,042 --> 00:01:12,737 Ok, that won't be a problem. 17 00:01:12,772 --> 00:01:15,016 We'll do the interviews half an hour before the show. 18 00:01:15,051 --> 00:01:16,457 Alright. See you later. 19 00:01:17,585 --> 00:01:18,419 On the house. 20 00:01:18,544 --> 00:01:20,159 No, I'm paying for it. 21 00:01:20,194 --> 00:01:21,975 No need, sweetie pie. 22 00:01:24,663 --> 00:01:26,309 What's wrong? Do you have a problem with compliments? 23 00:01:26,659 --> 00:01:28,588 No, not if it's a sincere compliment. 24 00:01:30,446 --> 00:01:37,655 Guys, I need you. Gossip-TV wants to film us as we watch the first episode of Kurt&Jasmin. Are you in? 25 00:01:37,954 --> 00:01:40,812 Um...I'm afraid we can't close the Vereinsheim. 26 00:01:40,847 --> 00:01:42,091 Yeah, I don't think we can make it. 27 00:01:42,982 --> 00:01:49,270 - Ok, but can't you ask Mesut, perhaps? If he can fill in for half an hour? - No, no. I don't like to leave him on his own here, so... 28 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:50,989 Hey, you can't let me down now. 29 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:54,630 Man, Pia's honeymooning on Bali, Emily wouldn't want to anyway. 30 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,857 How would it look if I watched the first episode by myself. 31 00:01:59,384 --> 00:02:01,217 You're welcome to join us too, of course. 32 00:02:01,252 --> 00:02:04,249 Yes, I'd love to, but I should earn some more money today. 33 00:02:04,990 --> 00:02:08,394 You're a hair stylist, right? I was going to get a stylist anyway. 34 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:10,763 You'll just come by, do my hair, and get paid for it. 35 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,889 Yes! That's a really good idea. 36 00:02:13,035 --> 00:02:15,837 See, guys? Nele's coming too. So? 37 00:02:16,697 --> 00:02:20,454 Come on, you don't want to be responsible for making me cry, do you? 38 00:02:20,489 --> 00:02:21,813 You really can't want that. 39 00:02:22,544 --> 00:02:23,225 Please. 40 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:26,776 - Yes...um, we're in. - We're in, yeah. 41 00:02:27,757 --> 00:02:28,879 You're the best! 42 00:02:28,914 --> 00:02:30,028 Yeah, we are. 43 00:02:30,217 --> 00:02:31,745 Do you want me to do Kurt's hair too? 44 00:02:32,689 --> 00:02:34,433 Kurt is on a promotion tour in the US. 45 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:36,404 You're not watching the first episode together? 46 00:02:37,514 --> 00:02:39,011 Oh, it's the TV crew! 47 00:02:39,937 --> 00:02:41,309 So, are you ready? 48 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:43,626 Kurt's not the best topic right now. 49 00:02:44,816 --> 00:02:47,011 Ok, here we go. 50 00:02:48,459 --> 00:02:49,238 Hi! 51 00:02:49,273 --> 00:02:49,867 Hello, Jasmin. 52 00:02:49,902 --> 00:02:50,451 Hi, come in. 53 00:02:50,486 --> 00:02:51,526 - Hello - Hello 54 00:02:51,944 --> 00:02:54,536 This is Tobi, with the camera, and Tom, for the sound. 55 00:02:54,986 --> 00:02:56,332 Make yourselves comfortable. 56 00:02:56,367 --> 00:02:58,389 As far as I'm concerned, we can start right away. How about you? 57 00:02:58,424 --> 00:03:00,104 Yes, great. 58 00:03:00,139 --> 00:03:03,845 For starters, we need some sound bites. Don't be shy. Any volunteers? 59 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:06,277 How about we start with you? 60 00:03:09,194 --> 00:03:11,846 Um...I'm Tuner. 61 00:03:11,881 --> 00:03:16,064 I own the Vereinsheim, together with Dominik. Pretty nice place. 62 00:03:16,485 --> 00:03:21,518 Um, yeah, great that Germany gets to see what a cool person Jasmin is. 63 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:24,070 And who are you? 64 00:03:25,465 --> 00:03:26,856 I'm Jasmin's ex. 65 00:03:28,131 --> 00:03:30,600 What do you think about your ex having her own show now? 66 00:03:30,635 --> 00:03:36,044 Um, I think it's great! I think it's gonna be her big break, and... 67 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:43,104 I mean, look at her. She's not only incredibly beautiful, and Kurt's wife, but also a really good actress. 68 00:03:43,482 --> 00:03:45,022 Yeah, I was gonna say that too. 69 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:46,448 And what's your name? 70 00:03:47,918 --> 00:03:48,880 I'm Nele. 71 00:03:49,690 --> 00:03:51,482 And what do you think? 72 00:03:51,517 --> 00:03:59,309 Well, Jasmin has a great sense of style, so you'll get to see really hot outfits on the show as well. I can't wait. 73 00:04:00,487 --> 00:04:02,017 Was that ok? 74 00:04:02,457 --> 00:04:05,666 Okay. Sorry, I really need to go to the bathroom. Where is it? 75 00:04:05,701 --> 00:04:06,718 Of course, it's over there. 76 00:04:09,972 --> 00:04:11,982 Oh, we haven't covered her yet. 77 00:04:12,017 --> 00:04:13,245 Yes, and we'll keep it that way. 78 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:14,814 Leave her out of it, ok? 79 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,009 Nele? Right there. 80 00:04:20,238 --> 00:04:21,091 Here we go! 81 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:22,942 Here we go! 82 00:04:37,782 --> 00:04:41,647 Kurt and Jasmin - Backstage. The rocker and the glamour girl. 83 00:04:42,161 --> 00:04:46,161 Kurt and Jasmin get down to business and live their dream. 84 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:49,966 Awesome opening titles. 85 00:04:50,001 --> 00:04:50,971 High quality so far. 86 00:04:51,454 --> 00:04:52,659 I think you come across really well. 87 00:04:52,694 --> 00:04:53,136 Really? 88 00:04:53,171 --> 00:04:53,555 Yeah. 89 00:04:53,860 --> 00:05:00,286 Looks like Kurt is pretty tired, but party bitch Jasmin manages to get him on the dancefloor, after all. 90 00:05:00,321 --> 00:05:02,101 Party bitch. Nice. 91 00:05:03,423 --> 00:05:04,411 Well, it's true. 92 00:05:05,631 --> 00:05:10,147 But there's a surprise waiting in the bathroom at home. It's the sexy new roommate! 93 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:14,497 Why always so many bubbles? 94 00:05:15,091 --> 00:05:17,177 Hey, they promised me they wouldn't use this. 95 00:05:17,630 --> 00:05:20,212 Come on, relax. You got paid for it. 96 00:05:24,647 --> 00:05:26,230 Ah, Mesut! 97 00:05:27,459 --> 00:05:28,948 I can't stand that guy. 98 00:05:29,485 --> 00:05:31,917 That was off camera. They weren't gonna use this. 99 00:05:32,882 --> 00:05:34,844 Well, relax. You got paid for it. 100 00:05:42,579 --> 00:05:48,327 Kurt wants peace and quiet, but Jasmin wants to go shopping. With Kurt's golden credit card, of course. 101 00:05:48,362 --> 00:05:49,159 Fuck. 102 00:05:49,845 --> 00:05:53,369 - What, it's funny. - But thee shopping queen is set on getting her way. 103 00:05:53,404 --> 00:06:01,450 I just don't want to bee seen with shopping bags in every episode. It puts me in a wrong light. Look, I'm an actress, and ... 104 00:06:01,485 --> 00:06:02,343 Actress? 105 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:10,800 So far starlet Jasmin's acting experience consists of a Dark Circle Knights music video and a part in a student film project, that didn't make the final cut. Oops. 106 00:06:11,945 --> 00:06:14,484 Next time on Kurt and Jasmin - Backstage: 107 00:06:15,004 --> 00:06:24,356 Things get even crazier with the rockstar and his glamour girl, and Jasmin finally gets to show off her talent. As a real bitch. 108 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:28,420 I swear, if you do this one more time, it's over between us! 8971