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Yes, I understand. So for the first episode.

Yes, I could ask them. Ok, see you at the Vereinsheim then. Ciao.

Gossip-TV wants to shoot a segment today about me watching the first episode with my friends.

Yay. Good thing I'm not gonna be part of it then.

- Kurt and Jasmin, the rock star and the it girl. - Hey, turn it up.

Authentic, intimate, sexy. A behind the scenes look at rock business.

And we'll party so hard there.

Thanks for the bikini. And we're gonna sleep on the beach.

Yeah, wild and free, baby.

And romantic.

Kurt&Jasmin - Backstage

Starting today, every week. Only here.

Oh no, not again.

If I may give you a word of advice, don't let them film you when you watch this crap.

Three or four people watching with you would be enough.

Ok, that won't be a problem.

We'll do the interviews half an hour before the show.

Alright. See you later.

On the house.

No, I'm paying for it.

No need, sweetie pie.

What's wrong? Do you have a problem with compliments?

No, not if it's a sincere compliment.

Guys, I need you. Gossip-TV wants to film us as we watch the first episode of Kurt&Jasmin. Are you in?

Um...I'm afraid we can't close the Vereinsheim.

Yeah, I don't think we can make it.

- Ok, but can't you ask Mesut, perhaps? If he can fill in for half an hour? - No, no. I don't like to leave him on his own here, so...

Hey, you can't let me down now.

Man, Pia's honeymooning on Bali, Emily wouldn't want to anyway.

How would it look if I watched the first episode by myself.

You're welcome to join us too, of course.

Yes, I'd love to, but I should earn some more money today.

You're a hair stylist, right? I was going to get a stylist anyway.

You'll just come by, do my hair, and get paid for it.

Yes! That's a really good idea.

See, guys? Nele's coming too. So?

Come on, you don't want to be responsible for making me cry, do you?

You really can't want that.

Please.

- Yes...um, we're in. - We're in, yeah.

You're the best!

Yeah, we are.

Do you want me to do Kurt's hair too?

Kurt is on a promotion tour in the US.

You're not watching the first episode together?

Oh, it's the TV crew!

So, are you ready?

Kurt's not the best topic right now.

Ok, here we go.

Hi!

Hello, Jasmin.

Hi, come in.

- Hello - Hello

This is Tobi, with the camera, and Tom, for the sound.

Make yourselves comfortable.

As far as I'm concerned, we can start right away. How about you?

Yes, great.

For starters, we need some sound bites. Don't be shy. Any volunteers?

How about we start with you?

Um...I'm Tuner.

I own the Vereinsheim, together with Dominik. Pretty nice place.

Um, yeah, great that Germany gets to see what a cool person Jasmin is.

And who are you?

I'm Jasmin's ex.

What do you think about your ex having her own show now?

Um, I think it's great! I think it's gonna be her big break, and...

I mean, look at her. She's not only incredibly beautiful, and Kurt's wife, but also a really good actress.

Yeah, I was gonna say that too.

And what's your name?

I'm Nele.

And what do you think?

Well, Jasmin has a great sense of style, so you'll get to see really hot outfits on the show as well. I can't wait.

Was that ok?

Okay. Sorry, I really need to go to the bathroom. Where is it?

Of course, it's over there.

Oh, we haven't covered her yet.

Yes, and we'll keep it that way.

Leave her out of it, ok?

Nele? Right there.

Here we go!

Here we go!

Kurt and Jasmin - Backstage. The rocker and the glamour girl.

Kurt and Jasmin get down to business and live their dream.

Awesome opening titles.

High quality so far.

I think you come across really well.

Really?

Yeah.

Looks like Kurt is pretty tired, but party bitch Jasmin manages to get him on the dancefloor, after all.

Party bitch. Nice.

Well, it's true.

But there's a surprise waiting in the bathroom at home. It's the sexy new roommate!

Why always so many bubbles?

Hey, they promised me they wouldn't use this.

Come on, relax. You got paid for it.

Ah, Mesut!

I can't stand that guy.

That was off camera. They weren't gonna use this.

Well, relax. You got paid for it.

Kurt wants peace and quiet, but Jasmin wants to go shopping. With Kurt's golden credit card, of course.

Fuck.

- What, it's funny. - But thee shopping queen is set on getting her way.

I just don't want to bee seen with shopping bags in every episode. It puts me in a wrong light. Look, I'm an actress, and ...

Actress?

So far starlet Jasmin's acting experience consists of a Dark Circle Knights music video and a part in a student film project, that didn't make the final cut. Oops.

Next time on Kurt and Jasmin - Backstage:

Things get even crazier with the rockstar and his glamour girl, and Jasmin finally gets to show off her talent. As a real bitch.

I swear, if you do this one more time, it's over between us!