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Are you out of your mind?
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Hey, hey...are you alright?
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Well, I'm bleeding, damnit!
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It's your own fault.
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Kathleen, could you get us a napkin, please?
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What the hell are you doing?
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She provoked me.
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So you punch her so hard her lip split open?
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I'll go get the missing cable.
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You've got to be kidding me!
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Ok. What's the problem?
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The bull dyke is the problem!
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I thought my head was gonna come off! Ouch.
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And why did she do that?
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Because she has a screw loose! She totally lost it!
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Just like that?
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Man, Pia, you've got to kick her out.
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I won't live under the same roof with the likes of her.
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What is she gonna do next? Kick us in the face?
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Hey.
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You can go pack your things. You're out of here.
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Man, I'm sorry.
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Anni! That's insane. You can't punch Jasmin just like that!
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Just like that?
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Yes!
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I take it, she didn't mention that she smacked me first.
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Well, you shouldn't have come on to Kurt!
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Jasmin! I'm not into guys!
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Right, because you feel like it right now, fair weather lesbian?
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Kurt's well rid of you.
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Why? Because he has you by his side now to console him?
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How stupid can you get?
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Ok, maybe you are a lesbian. But letting Kurt hit on you tells me you want to spite me.
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Of course! Because my world revolves around you... Man, girl, wake up! The sun doesn't orbit you!
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What's wrong with you? You've been biting my head off ever since you moved in here!
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- Yes, because I don't give a shit about your luxury problems!
- Cut it out!
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Jasmin, did you slap her first?
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That was nothing! She called me a 'media whore'!
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That was for the 'trend lesbian'!
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That's enough for you to hit me til I bleed? She's moving out!
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- Hello? I have a lease contract!
- Man! Stop it!!
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Have you gone crazy?
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I have a million things to do, and you give me this childish crap! That's enough!
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Yes, but the band insists on this particular water.
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Hey.
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I don't have time for your side of the story.
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Order it? Ok, no problem. I'll try my luck somewhere else. Yes. Bye.
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Pia, I'm sorry. Really. It was stupid to make such a fuss, and I know it.
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Well, what was going on there, anyway?
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You know, when Jasmin said 'trend lesbian'...
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I just can't deal with it when people think being a lesbian is late-pubertal.
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She knows perfectly well what it meant to me. And what does she do? All touchy-feely with Kurt.
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I mean, Kurt screws anything with a pulse, but that's no reason for her to respond to his advances.
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Come one, relax. Anni was probably just doing her job.
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Whose side are you on?
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On both! Kurt is an ass, and I'm sure Anni didn't mean anything by it.
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My parents think I just haven't met the right guy yet. And then marriage, kids, blah blah blah.
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Is that why you didn't open this?
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My mother always sends me stuff I have no use for. And letters.
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'Dear Anni, please give your father a call sometime. It's so hard on him that you don't speak anymore.'
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See? Marzipan. I've always hated marzipan. I gives me a toothache.
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'Dear Anni, we hope you're doing well in Berlin, and we're glad'...blah blah blah
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Ah...here:
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'Give your Dad a call. He thinks about you a lot and feels sad that we never hear from you.'
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Clear case of distorted perception. My father doesn't speak to me anymore. At least not as long as I'm a lesbian.
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Shit...
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As long as they can't accept me for who I am, they can stuff it.
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Good decision.
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Stop, wait a minute. What are you gonna do with all the candy?
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Throw it out.
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But I love marzipan.
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Knock yourself out, then.
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Are we playing call center now?
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Yeah. And housewives offering phone sex, so they can iron at the same time.
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Well, you want to coordinate all areas, right?
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Yes, ok, give me that.
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Hey.
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Hey. So? How's your lip?
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Could you take this with you to the bar, please?
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Sure.
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Wait. Let me give you a hand.
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I'm sorry about yesterday. I blew a fuse.
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The thing with the 'trend lesbian'...I guess that was uncalled for too.
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For Pia?
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For Pia.
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