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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:46,248 Paris. Population 2,125,246, of which 1,153,702 are women. 2 00:01:50,895 --> 00:01:54,092 That's a ratio of 1.4 women to every man. 3 00:01:55,279 --> 00:01:56,326 Not bad. 4 00:01:57,935 --> 00:02:02,158 But laughable compared to New York, where it's 5.2 to 1. 5 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:05,609 Right. Anyway, closer to home.. 6 00:02:06,542 --> 00:02:10,055 I found 259 freelance professions listed. 7 00:02:10,222 --> 00:02:12,742 One of them is an Actress. 8 00:02:13,422 --> 00:02:16,172 There are about 10,000 in Paris, 9 00:02:16,334 --> 00:02:17,676 all wacko. 10 00:02:22,990 --> 00:02:24,452 My name is Yvan. 11 00:02:26,382 --> 00:02:29,416 I'm 35, a sports reporter.. I'm either in a stadium, 12 00:02:30,094 --> 00:02:33,738 or here, the news room of Info-Sport TV. 13 00:02:34,477 --> 00:02:38,089 My chances of meeting an actress were 12-1. 14 00:02:41,101 --> 00:02:43,206 When I met Charlotte, 15 00:02:43,373 --> 00:02:44,780 I saw only her. 16 00:02:44,941 --> 00:02:48,585 Now I realize living with an actress is a crazy thing. 17 00:02:55,596 --> 00:02:57,419 What do you put when you sign an autograph? 18 00:02:57,581 --> 00:02:59,042 Depends. "Kisses." 19 00:02:59,917 --> 00:03:01,346 "Love..." 20 00:03:01,516 --> 00:03:03,621 -Sex. -Stop fucking around. 21 00:03:04,077 --> 00:03:05,735 -Jealous! - Not at all. 22 00:03:06,380 --> 00:03:07,755 I catch you writing sex... 23 00:03:07,917 --> 00:03:11,495 Like when I'm in London you won't imagine... 24 00:03:12,428 --> 00:03:15,330 You're so lucky. I love that actor. 25 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,409 -That doofus? - He's great! 26 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,256 I can't talk to you. 27 00:03:21,420 --> 00:03:23,808 - He's fabulous. - He's bald. 28 00:03:23,980 --> 00:03:25,125 Thanks. 29 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:26,950 Calm down, honey. 30 00:03:27,116 --> 00:03:29,571 We're going to be auntie and uncle!. 31 00:03:29,740 --> 00:03:31,528 What's this "auntie" business? 32 00:03:31,691 --> 00:03:33,579 What do you say? Aunt? 33 00:03:33,899 --> 00:03:35,175 Don't start. 34 00:03:35,339 --> 00:03:38,635 -A good uncle would say quit smoking. -After I defend you! 35 00:03:38,795 --> 00:03:40,867 He's right. You should quit. 36 00:03:41,035 --> 00:03:43,304 Enough. Now I feel guilty. 37 00:03:43,467 --> 00:03:45,093 -You should. -What? 38 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:46,884 You always feel guilty. 39 00:03:47,051 --> 00:03:49,025 You're more Jewish than your brother. 40 00:03:49,195 --> 00:03:50,405 What's that mean? 41 00:03:50,570 --> 00:03:51,781 What's that? 42 00:03:52,171 --> 00:03:55,466 Guilty, Jewish... They married? Why are we guilty? 43 00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:56,903 I didn't say that. 44 00:03:57,067 --> 00:04:00,328 You always bring up Jews. Someone always does. 45 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:03,687 50 tables here, all burning to talk of Jews. 46 00:04:03,850 --> 00:04:05,257 Something wrong? 47 00:04:05,418 --> 00:04:07,523 -See, her problem... - It's your problem! 48 00:04:07,690 --> 00:04:09,096 Just like with the names! 49 00:04:10,346 --> 00:04:11,906 Could we have an autograph? 50 00:04:13,097 --> 00:04:15,585 He likes Jean, Jules. 51 00:04:16,074 --> 00:04:17,732 It's a boy? You know? 52 00:04:17,897 --> 00:04:19,752 We don't know yet. But... 53 00:04:22,505 --> 00:04:24,261 I like Abraham. 54 00:04:26,313 --> 00:04:27,742 That's your right. 55 00:04:28,554 --> 00:04:31,456 I just hope he's not born with a beard. 56 00:04:31,849 --> 00:04:33,343 She likes Moses, too. 57 00:04:33,513 --> 00:04:36,065 It's virile. Moses is virile. 58 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:38,404 Where are you going? 59 00:04:38,889 --> 00:04:41,125 - Bathroom. Am I allowed? -Again? 60 00:04:41,288 --> 00:04:44,452 Ten quarts of water a day for her figure! 61 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:47,137 - Don't like my figure? -Sure I do. 62 00:04:47,304 --> 00:04:49,540 These autographs get to you? 63 00:04:49,704 --> 00:04:52,966 Get to me? Drives me fucking nuts! 64 00:04:53,128 --> 00:04:58,245 She's nuts. So am I for putting up with it. But how long? 65 00:04:58,408 --> 00:05:00,547 You love her, put up with it. 66 00:05:00,712 --> 00:05:02,719 Love my sister? Put up with her! 67 00:05:02,888 --> 00:05:04,928 She doesn't sign autographs. 68 00:05:05,287 --> 00:05:07,676 Or drink 10 quarts of water a day! 69 00:05:09,704 --> 00:05:12,256 Next guy asks for an autograph I grab him... 70 00:05:12,423 --> 00:05:14,562 Was that Miss Charlotte...? 71 00:05:14,728 --> 00:05:17,597 - Mrs. -Could I have an autograph? 72 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,580 For my daughter. 73 00:05:20,136 --> 00:05:21,826 Sure. She'll be right back. 74 00:05:25,255 --> 00:05:28,254 -Where were we? - Next guy who asks... 75 00:05:32,743 --> 00:05:33,725 Waiting here? 76 00:05:33,894 --> 00:05:36,764 My daughter's sick. She has ALS. 77 00:05:37,894 --> 00:05:39,138 Great. 78 00:05:41,126 --> 00:05:43,265 I mean, I understand. 79 00:05:47,110 --> 00:05:48,452 She'll be right back. 80 00:05:54,149 --> 00:05:56,004 -Go to a game? -Sure. 81 00:05:56,165 --> 00:05:57,692 A cab. We really should. 82 00:05:57,862 --> 00:06:01,539 We'll go when you want. Just call me. 83 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:04,737 Don't hesitate. 84 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,982 Don't you open the door for my sister? 85 00:06:10,150 --> 00:06:12,702 The whole family in the cab. 86 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:21,283 Feel like walking? 87 00:06:21,445 --> 00:06:22,622 Here's a cab. 88 00:06:22,789 --> 00:06:24,796 Come on. I want to walk. 89 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:30,947 -Why so fast? - I have to pee! 90 00:06:36,132 --> 00:06:38,521 Excuse me, all right if I smoke? 91 00:06:38,692 --> 00:06:40,219 Can't you read? 92 00:06:46,468 --> 00:06:47,962 You're angry. 93 00:06:49,604 --> 00:06:51,971 A bit much, with the names. 94 00:06:52,132 --> 00:06:53,987 See? You're angry. 95 00:06:54,148 --> 00:06:56,864 No, but how do I look? 96 00:06:57,028 --> 00:06:59,362 It's not me. It's our problem. 97 00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:02,621 Let's ask your brother. 98 00:07:02,787 --> 00:07:05,504 Can't this wait until we're home? 99 00:07:05,827 --> 00:07:07,256 Why not say it? 100 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,882 Because there is no problem. 101 00:07:10,787 --> 00:07:12,729 If it's a boy, he's circumcised. 102 00:07:14,338 --> 00:07:16,248 Smoke if you want to. 103 00:07:19,746 --> 00:07:22,496 I can't believe I have to leave now. 104 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:25,179 London's not that far away. 105 00:07:25,506 --> 00:07:28,059 -Come with me. - I have work. 106 00:07:30,018 --> 00:07:31,840 But I'll come see you. 107 00:07:32,802 --> 00:07:35,006 How about around the 12th? 108 00:07:35,170 --> 00:07:37,504 The 12th? Why the 12th? 109 00:07:38,050 --> 00:07:40,603 Uncle's fine, Dad is better. 110 00:07:43,106 --> 00:07:44,382 What's wrong? 111 00:07:44,545 --> 00:07:46,334 It's Charlotte! 112 00:07:46,498 --> 00:07:47,578 Holy shit! 113 00:07:47,745 --> 00:07:50,331 Great! How about an autograph? 114 00:07:50,465 --> 00:07:51,097 Sure. 115 00:07:51,265 --> 00:07:52,126 Who has paper? 116 00:07:52,289 --> 00:07:53,980 A picture OK? 117 00:07:54,145 --> 00:07:55,322 Yeah! A picture! 118 00:07:55,489 --> 00:07:58,872 Could you take it? Just open the little door. 119 00:07:59,617 --> 00:08:01,275 -The little door? - Right. 120 00:08:02,241 --> 00:08:04,477 I've seen all your movies. Wow. 121 00:08:08,161 --> 00:08:09,590 Don't move, girls! 122 00:08:14,241 --> 00:08:17,088 No exaggeration. It can be hard to take. 123 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,982 It taught me stuff about curious people. 124 00:08:22,496 --> 00:08:24,154 Like this young woman, 125 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:27,931 who'd never have noticed my, sex-symbol quality 126 00:08:28,095 --> 00:08:30,234 without my, celebrity wife. 127 00:08:30,623 --> 00:08:33,176 That made me a fantasy, object, too. 128 00:08:33,344 --> 00:08:36,410 Equal, sure, but there are drawbacks. 129 00:08:36,928 --> 00:08:38,837 Yeah, right. I agree. 130 00:08:39,007 --> 00:08:40,763 Seewhat I mean? 131 00:08:42,719 --> 00:08:44,246 Sure, yeah. 132 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:46,454 I didn't take advantage. 133 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:50,364 Well, not in that way,. 134 00:08:55,103 --> 00:08:56,728 Oh shit! 135 00:09:05,823 --> 00:09:07,252 License and registration. 136 00:09:19,198 --> 00:09:20,376 Car yours? 137 00:09:21,118 --> 00:09:24,696 My wife's and mine. You'll see on the registration. 138 00:09:26,494 --> 00:09:27,901 May I see your ID? 139 00:09:28,062 --> 00:09:28,956 Sure. 140 00:09:36,157 --> 00:09:37,433 Thanks a lot. 141 00:09:40,573 --> 00:09:44,370 -You can't help yourself. -This guy's a retard. 142 00:09:45,373 --> 00:09:47,642 Look at them. Unbelievable. 143 00:09:48,093 --> 00:09:51,475 Blah, blah. Look at them. They're having fun. 144 00:09:58,013 --> 00:10:00,151 I'll let you go this time. 145 00:10:00,316 --> 00:10:01,560 Thanks. 146 00:10:02,460 --> 00:10:04,086 Put your seatbelt on. 147 00:10:04,252 --> 00:10:05,200 Right. 148 00:10:10,140 --> 00:10:11,733 So... good night. 149 00:10:24,379 --> 00:10:27,892 One film just out, another shooting in London, starting... 150 00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:30,610 Tomorrow. 151 00:10:30,779 --> 00:10:32,372 Tomorrow? You never stop! 152 00:10:33,723 --> 00:10:37,105 And you're shooting with an incredible actor. 153 00:10:37,723 --> 00:10:39,828 Who is very attractive. 154 00:10:40,955 --> 00:10:42,929 Why did I say that? 155 00:10:43,098 --> 00:10:44,691 No matter. 156 00:10:46,523 --> 00:10:48,410 He's an artist. A real artist. 157 00:10:48,570 --> 00:10:52,367 I mean a complete artist. Who also paints, right? 158 00:10:52,698 --> 00:10:54,672 I haven't seen his stuff.. 159 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:58,359 How's it feel to star with him? 160 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:00,561 I'm very excited. 161 00:11:00,730 --> 00:11:02,639 How's it feel to star with him? 162 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,405 I'm very excited. 163 00:11:09,977 --> 00:11:11,603 Shit. Sorry, I... 164 00:11:12,538 --> 00:11:15,091 Always stop at the wrong moment. 165 00:11:15,737 --> 00:11:17,046 Do you mind if I..? 166 00:11:18,202 --> 00:11:20,536 How's it feel to star with him? 167 00:11:21,657 --> 00:11:23,250 I'm very excited. 168 00:11:28,409 --> 00:11:29,718 It's me. 169 00:11:32,889 --> 00:11:34,230 You home? 170 00:11:36,408 --> 00:11:38,612 - Here I am! -You scared me. 171 00:11:38,776 --> 00:11:40,369 - How are you? -And you? 172 00:11:40,537 --> 00:11:42,130 As long as you're here... 173 00:11:42,297 --> 00:11:43,507 Watch it. 174 00:11:43,672 --> 00:11:45,581 -What's up? - I'm packing. 175 00:11:45,752 --> 00:11:48,053 - Make dinner? - I'm exhausted! 176 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,878 Some women have real jobs, hard work, 177 00:11:53,048 --> 00:11:55,284 and they always make dinner. 178 00:11:55,447 --> 00:11:57,270 Some men, too! 179 00:11:58,168 --> 00:11:59,313 I'm fucking around. 180 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,422 Yeah, well, I don't like it. 181 00:12:01,656 --> 00:12:03,631 I'm fucking around! 182 00:12:04,087 --> 00:12:06,159 Plus, I'm sure you're serious. 183 00:12:06,327 --> 00:12:08,716 -You don't care about my job. -That's not true. 184 00:12:08,887 --> 00:12:10,480 See the film yet? 185 00:12:10,648 --> 00:12:11,989 You didn't even go! 186 00:12:12,151 --> 00:12:14,453 I was going to. I'm going to. 187 00:12:15,191 --> 00:12:17,199 I said I'm going to. 188 00:12:17,655 --> 00:12:19,924 You look so cute in that hat. 189 00:12:28,054 --> 00:12:29,745 Call Chez Lorette and reserve. 190 00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:32,147 -Are we going out? - I leave tomorrow. 191 00:12:32,311 --> 00:12:36,205 Exactly, let's kick back. I'll make you a nice dinner. 192 00:12:36,374 --> 00:12:39,276 I feel like eating out. I'll get ready. 193 00:12:40,086 --> 00:12:41,809 Oh, shit. 194 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:52,084 Hi, I'd like a table, please. 195 00:12:53,045 --> 00:12:56,755 Not before midnight?! OK, right. Thanks. 196 00:12:56,918 --> 00:12:58,925 Not before midnight. Give me a break. 197 00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:04,554 Hi, It's Charlotte. 198 00:13:04,725 --> 00:13:06,067 Fine, and you? 199 00:13:06,229 --> 00:13:09,545 Could I reserve for tonight, about nine-ish? 200 00:13:09,909 --> 00:13:12,276 Great! Thanks a lot. 201 00:13:12,437 --> 00:13:14,160 See you later. Bye. 202 00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:16,367 I don't believe it. 203 00:13:18,612 --> 00:13:22,158 That gets me so pissed off.. 204 00:13:22,324 --> 00:13:24,910 Could you wear that suit I like? 205 00:13:27,892 --> 00:13:29,038 All dolled up! 206 00:13:29,204 --> 00:13:31,790 I'm dressing nice for you. 207 00:13:32,276 --> 00:13:33,705 Come here. 208 00:13:38,771 --> 00:13:42,067 The penguin tie's not great. And the shirt... 209 00:13:42,228 --> 00:13:43,918 What's wrong with it? 210 00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:45,577 I don't know. 211 00:13:46,068 --> 00:13:47,955 - I take it off? -Yeah. 212 00:13:48,435 --> 00:13:49,264 Hurry, up. 213 00:13:50,132 --> 00:13:52,401 Take your pants off too. 214 00:13:53,651 --> 00:13:55,244 Want to stay in? 215 00:13:57,075 --> 00:13:57,707 Love me? 216 00:13:59,027 --> 00:14:00,782 Of course, I love you. 217 00:14:01,395 --> 00:14:03,337 I love you. so much. 218 00:14:03,507 --> 00:14:04,881 Take that off.. 219 00:14:09,394 --> 00:14:10,856 Mylove. 220 00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,481 - Hello? - It's me. 221 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,905 See the film? 222 00:14:28,562 --> 00:14:29,194 So? 223 00:14:29,554 --> 00:14:32,270 Great... Really good. 224 00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:34,471 -OK. -What? 225 00:14:34,801 --> 00:14:36,459 - Nothing. - Come on. 226 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:37,999 Tell me more. 227 00:14:38,162 --> 00:14:42,187 I'm telling you.. Good. Everyone says you. were great. 228 00:14:42,545 --> 00:14:44,618 - Really? - I'm telling you. 229 00:14:46,641 --> 00:14:48,780 - What ? - I was talking to an assistant. 230 00:14:49,393 --> 00:14:52,077 -Who's he? -She. 231 00:14:54,385 --> 00:14:56,873 Whata pain in the ass she is. 232 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,407 It's like she's afraid I'll fly away. 233 00:14:59,568 --> 00:15:01,391 So what's John like? 234 00:15:01,553 --> 00:15:04,040 - Real nice. - What does that mean? 235 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:06,957 Flirting with you? 236 00:15:35,983 --> 00:15:38,023 Got to go. They're waiting. 237 00:15:38,191 --> 00:15:39,468 - Love you. - Me, too. 238 00:19:11,303 --> 00:19:13,758 With a baby, the play-acting is lover. 239 00:19:13,927 --> 00:19:15,901 It'll work itself out. 240 00:19:16,070 --> 00:19:18,787 You never thought of this before? 241 00:19:21,511 --> 00:19:23,136 Find out if it's a boy. 242 00:19:23,302 --> 00:19:26,237 -What's the difference? -You'll circumcise a girl?! 243 00:19:26,406 --> 00:19:27,999 Look, the problem is... 244 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:31,166 There's only a problem If it's a boy. 245 00:19:31,334 --> 00:19:32,860 For now, you don't know. 246 00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:36,965 So next ultra-sound, you ask. If it's a girl, you have time. 247 00:19:37,541 --> 00:19:38,654 It's even money. 248 00:19:38,822 --> 00:19:41,756 - Maybe you're right. - I am right. 249 00:19:41,926 --> 00:19:43,486 -What? -That dummy. 250 00:19:46,181 --> 00:19:48,963 I should've married him - he was after me. 251 00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:51,100 A nice Jewish boy. 252 00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:52,131 Nathalie! 253 00:19:52,293 --> 00:19:53,024 How are you? 254 00:19:53,189 --> 00:19:54,237 Fine and you? 255 00:19:54,565 --> 00:19:56,768 Been so long. What're you doing? 256 00:19:57,093 --> 00:19:59,035 Having tea with my brother. 257 00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:02,367 Yvan, Georges... 258 00:20:04,389 --> 00:20:06,396 We met. Ata friend of Sandrine's. 259 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:09,724 Right. 260 00:20:11,589 --> 00:20:12,931 How long? 261 00:20:13,093 --> 00:20:14,205 Since March. 262 00:20:15,621 --> 00:20:16,930 Scorpio? 263 00:20:19,332 --> 00:20:21,404 I would have liked to be the dad. 264 00:20:22,372 --> 00:20:24,227 I saw your wife's movie. 265 00:20:24,388 --> 00:20:26,777 - Like it? -Yeah, great. 266 00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:29,602 Could I ask a question? 267 00:20:29,764 --> 00:20:32,219 Does it bother you being with an actress? 268 00:20:32,963 --> 00:20:34,392 What's your wife do? 269 00:20:34,564 --> 00:20:36,386 Dentist. Thank God. 270 00:20:37,411 --> 00:20:40,258 - Doesn't it bother you? -She doesn't sleep around. 271 00:20:40,419 --> 00:20:41,848 Like mine does? 272 00:20:42,019 --> 00:20:43,775 Well, that's her job. 273 00:20:44,803 --> 00:20:46,210 No, that's whore. 274 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:50,877 No fucking around. I'm intrigued by your being with an actress. 275 00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:52,156 Is he stupid? 276 00:20:52,323 --> 00:20:54,875 -Should've married you. -Serious. 277 00:20:55,683 --> 00:20:57,112 What intrigues you? 278 00:20:57,283 --> 00:21:00,065 You don't mind her kissing guys in films? 279 00:21:00,227 --> 00:21:02,648 Sleeping with them? They do lots of takes. 280 00:21:02,819 --> 00:21:05,568 -You needling me? - I'm intrigued. 281 00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:07,105 He's intrigued. 282 00:21:07,650 --> 00:21:08,730 It's not real. 283 00:21:08,898 --> 00:21:10,174 What's not real? 284 00:21:10,338 --> 00:21:12,891 It's make-believe. It's movies. 285 00:21:13,058 --> 00:21:15,513 I'm not an idiot. I see movies. 286 00:21:15,682 --> 00:21:19,511 When they kiss, they kiss. Tongues and all. 287 00:21:19,682 --> 00:21:21,754 We've known each other 2 minutes. 288 00:21:21,921 --> 00:21:25,183 I don't want to bother you, but really. 289 00:21:25,346 --> 00:21:26,142 Listen, 290 00:21:27,297 --> 00:21:28,858 when a guy gets shot... 291 00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:31,676 You're intrigued, I'll explain. 292 00:21:32,226 --> 00:21:36,895 He's got a gun. You think it's real, but there are no bullets. 293 00:21:37,057 --> 00:21:40,091 It's a make-believe shooting, phony blood. 294 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,974 But the guy doesn't die. It's a movie. 295 00:21:44,289 --> 00:21:45,718 I'm not a retard. 296 00:21:46,049 --> 00:21:48,569 Two guys shooting is not kissing. 297 00:21:48,737 --> 00:21:50,646 Guys kissing is disgusting. 298 00:21:50,817 --> 00:21:53,752 I mean a guy and a girl. That's different. 299 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:57,269 Real mouths, real tongue. That's not guns. 300 00:21:57,729 --> 00:22:01,373 Last night even I got hard. Imagine the actor! 301 00:22:01,729 --> 00:22:03,671 No, really. Incredible. 302 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,182 I couldn't stand it. 303 00:22:12,768 --> 00:22:14,622 I'm glad my girl gets you hard. 304 00:22:15,135 --> 00:22:16,477 I need hot water. 305 00:22:16,639 --> 00:22:17,370 Coffee for me. 306 00:22:19,904 --> 00:22:23,765 How about this? How about her being naked in a movie? 307 00:22:23,935 --> 00:22:26,074 Just that we see her naked. For real. 308 00:22:26,239 --> 00:22:28,126 That doesn't piss you off? 309 00:22:28,287 --> 00:22:30,043 No, it doesn't. 310 00:22:31,775 --> 00:22:33,662 OK, you're taking it bad. 311 00:22:34,303 --> 00:22:35,677 I was intrigued. 312 00:22:35,838 --> 00:22:38,653 Not anymore. It doesn't piss me off.. 313 00:22:40,607 --> 00:22:42,494 Can I ask you something? 314 00:22:43,774 --> 00:22:45,661 Your wife's a dentist? 315 00:22:50,142 --> 00:22:51,898 Am I naked at work? 316 00:22:52,062 --> 00:22:53,655 What's there to see? 317 00:22:53,823 --> 00:22:57,848 Quit fucking around! Listen. I'm serious here. 318 00:22:58,398 --> 00:22:59,740 It bothers you? 319 00:22:59,902 --> 00:23:03,000 Of course. How'd you like it If I did girls all day? 320 00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:06,461 -Wriggling around? -What is it? Are you nuts? 321 00:23:06,621 --> 00:23:07,766 Just call me a whore! 322 00:23:18,557 --> 00:23:20,248 What's the difference? 323 00:23:21,117 --> 00:23:22,840 The difference? 324 00:23:24,317 --> 00:23:26,456 When you kiss a guy in a film... 325 00:23:28,317 --> 00:23:30,040 ...you don't really kiss him. 326 00:23:30,845 --> 00:23:32,055 Don't give me that. 327 00:23:32,221 --> 00:23:34,676 You physically kiss him. 328 00:23:34,845 --> 00:23:36,089 It's real. 329 00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:38,680 Know what? You're right. 330 00:23:38,844 --> 00:23:43,317 When I kiss in a movie, I kiss. I give it all I have. 331 00:23:44,284 --> 00:23:45,495 Think that's easy? 332 00:23:45,661 --> 00:23:48,246 Hey, pay me to kiss girls. 333 00:23:48,412 --> 00:23:50,005 It's hard! 334 00:23:50,172 --> 00:23:52,310 You don't choose the actor. 335 00:23:52,476 --> 00:23:55,989 You don't always feel like it when you act. 336 00:23:56,156 --> 00:23:57,650 I said when you act.. 337 00:23:57,820 --> 00:23:59,925 Wait, let me finish. 338 00:24:00,283 --> 00:24:02,323 You shoot a love scene at 8 AM 339 00:24:02,491 --> 00:24:06,288 and the guy has garbage breath, you have to act in love. 340 00:24:06,459 --> 00:24:07,736 "Oh, my love!" 341 00:24:07,899 --> 00:24:09,808 And he's got diaper breath! 342 00:24:09,979 --> 00:24:11,026 Ever think of that? 343 00:24:11,932 --> 00:24:14,484 Then you regret you're an actress. 344 00:24:14,651 --> 00:24:17,368 Maybe I don't want to kiss that guy 345 00:24:17,531 --> 00:24:20,214 at 8 AM If that's your problem. 346 00:24:31,290 --> 00:24:33,810 -Who do you want at 8 AM? - I'm not talking to you! 347 00:24:33,978 --> 00:24:36,847 Who do you want to kiss? Me? 348 00:24:38,618 --> 00:24:39,992 So kiss me. 349 00:24:42,010 --> 00:24:43,417 You kiss me. 350 00:24:49,370 --> 00:24:50,864 What if it's De Niro? 351 00:24:51,034 --> 00:24:55,125 Then I love my job, even at 8 AM. 352 00:24:55,738 --> 00:24:56,915 Slut! 353 00:25:02,137 --> 00:25:04,308 You should go to the Tate Modern. 354 00:25:04,473 --> 00:25:05,401 The what? 355 00:25:05,881 --> 00:25:09,591 It's a museum. With a great modern art collection. 356 00:25:11,289 --> 00:25:12,467 Museums? 357 00:25:12,633 --> 00:25:15,949 -You, if it's not soccer... - If it's not soccer, 358 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:19,154 and it's not you, darling, then I don't care. 359 00:25:30,648 --> 00:25:31,957 Like I have time. 360 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:34,389 -You do nothing. - Right. 361 00:25:34,552 --> 00:25:36,755 Now you look like your sister. 362 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:49,680 You'resure? You want to know? Should I tell you? 363 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,087 Yes. 364 00:25:54,551 --> 00:25:57,584 It's a boy. All is well. You can get dressed. 365 00:26:02,999 --> 00:26:05,486 Great. A little boy! 366 00:26:08,310 --> 00:26:09,805 Don't pretend. 367 00:26:09,974 --> 00:26:11,152 True. For a dad, 368 00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:12,944 nothing like a girl. 369 00:26:13,110 --> 00:26:15,444 No. Dr. Djaoui, you're Jewish. 370 00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:17,494 -Quit it. -What? 371 00:26:17,654 --> 00:26:19,629 -Talk now? - He's a doctor. 372 00:26:19,798 --> 00:26:21,686 Let's talk to a goy doctor. 373 00:26:21,846 --> 00:26:23,090 That exists? 374 00:26:24,566 --> 00:26:27,348 So he'll feel Jewish and inadequate? 375 00:26:27,510 --> 00:26:30,608 Right, so let him decide to do it or not. 376 00:26:30,774 --> 00:26:33,108 At a certain age, It's hard. 377 00:26:33,269 --> 00:26:36,368 That'll be a measure of how Jewish he feels. 378 00:26:36,534 --> 00:26:38,322 Could you do it now? 379 00:26:38,485 --> 00:26:40,111 Why have my, dick cut?! 380 00:26:40,277 --> 00:26:42,698 To have one like your son. 381 00:26:42,869 --> 00:26:44,909 I want him to have one like mine. 382 00:26:45,685 --> 00:26:48,718 Your son in your own image? Like you're God? 383 00:26:48,885 --> 00:26:50,346 Why shouldn't he? 384 00:26:50,836 --> 00:26:52,211 Get circumcised. 385 00:26:54,037 --> 00:26:55,149 I'm serious. 386 00:26:55,317 --> 00:26:57,357 On the way home from the game. 387 00:26:58,037 --> 00:27:00,240 Pass me the phone, I'll make an appointment. 388 00:27:00,852 --> 00:27:02,674 What's it listed under? 389 00:27:03,124 --> 00:27:05,906 Hello? Yeah, your sister's nuts. 390 00:27:06,068 --> 00:27:07,148 Let me talk. 391 00:27:10,516 --> 00:27:11,978 Yeah, it's me. So? 392 00:27:12,148 --> 00:27:13,709 Great. It's a boy. 393 00:27:14,804 --> 00:27:15,502 That's great. 394 00:27:15,732 --> 00:27:16,266 She's crazy! 395 00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:18,222 Watch your mouth! 396 00:27:19,604 --> 00:27:21,578 OK, this is a bad time. 397 00:27:21,748 --> 00:27:23,177 That's a big help. 398 00:27:23,348 --> 00:27:24,777 Stop it already. 399 00:27:25,076 --> 00:27:26,537 Come to me for help. 400 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:29,873 What's the problem? 401 00:27:30,036 --> 00:27:32,785 I don't have one, do you? Bye. 402 00:27:32,947 --> 00:27:33,995 OK, bye. 403 00:30:13,421 --> 00:30:14,948 See you later. 404 00:30:19,917 --> 00:30:21,509 Have a good day. 405 00:36:21,279 --> 00:36:23,319 My wife's in a cult. 406 00:36:24,606 --> 00:36:26,548 The cult of the 7th art. 407 00:36:28,382 --> 00:36:30,771 The great cinematic family. 408 00:36:38,174 --> 00:36:41,491 I never understood that phrase, but now... 409 00:36:42,718 --> 00:36:44,147 now I understand. 410 00:37:48,956 --> 00:37:50,778 - It's me. - How are you? 411 00:37:50,939 --> 00:37:51,887 And you? 412 00:37:52,379 --> 00:37:53,808 I was going to call. 413 00:37:54,843 --> 00:37:57,909 - I left you 300 messages. - I was going to. 414 00:38:00,379 --> 00:38:02,321 This is ridiculous, Yvan. 415 00:38:03,291 --> 00:38:04,752 For you. Not for me. 416 00:38:05,082 --> 00:38:06,740 Can I explain? 417 00:38:08,122 --> 00:38:08,983 Can I? 418 00:38:09,338 --> 00:38:10,800 I'm listening. 419 00:38:12,443 --> 00:38:14,482 I had a fight with David. 420 00:38:15,290 --> 00:38:17,330 It was a stupid idea... 421 00:38:18,138 --> 00:38:21,618 It was the love scene. I wasn't comfortable. 422 00:38:21,786 --> 00:38:24,055 I went to David and asked him... 423 00:38:24,506 --> 00:38:27,702 Anyway, he said he wanted. to shoot the scene. 424 00:38:27,866 --> 00:38:31,957 So I said,if everyone's naked, I will undress. I was just talking. 425 00:38:32,602 --> 00:38:34,358 I wasn't serious. 426 00:38:37,498 --> 00:38:38,926 I'm listening. 427 00:38:39,322 --> 00:38:41,525 No, that's it. It's as... 428 00:38:41,785 --> 00:38:43,574 As silly as that. 429 00:38:44,505 --> 00:38:45,487 Understand? 430 00:38:48,089 --> 00:38:49,333 Honestly,, no. 431 00:38:49,497 --> 00:38:51,384 I don't understand. 432 00:38:53,336 --> 00:38:58,290 But I'm not an artist. Maybe I'm a little 433 00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:01,039 narrow-minded, but... 434 00:39:03,321 --> 00:39:04,727 I don't understand. 435 00:39:06,168 --> 00:39:07,597 Your job is... 436 00:39:09,336 --> 00:39:11,092 Just a little weird. 437 00:39:11,768 --> 00:39:13,012 I'll get used to it. 438 00:39:13,944 --> 00:39:15,155 I like my job. 439 00:39:15,928 --> 00:39:18,294 Sure, well everyone's naked... 440 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,239 Stop. 441 00:39:24,184 --> 00:39:27,282 I love you, but I want to keepworking. 442 00:39:33,144 --> 00:39:36,210 I hate the phone. I said I love you. 443 00:39:39,287 --> 00:39:40,814 I love you, too. 444 00:41:46,642 --> 00:41:49,958 A vision of horror. They were all nude. 445 00:41:50,130 --> 00:41:51,952 - No way. -On Mom's head! 446 00:41:52,114 --> 00:41:55,212 She wants a kid. "Let's go see Mom at work." 447 00:41:56,178 --> 00:41:58,993 They're all hysterical wackos. 448 00:42:00,529 --> 00:42:03,693 I should take drama lessons. To understand the trip. 449 00:42:03,858 --> 00:42:05,614 You should. Good idea. 450 00:42:14,161 --> 00:42:15,470 Yvan, how are you? 451 00:42:15,632 --> 00:42:16,680 And you? 452 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,800 I don't know why, but she's not very warm. 453 00:42:30,129 --> 00:42:32,518 Go stuff your naked actor stories. 454 00:42:32,688 --> 00:42:35,470 Your son is Jewish, because his mother is. 455 00:42:35,632 --> 00:42:36,876 For the Jews. 456 00:42:37,552 --> 00:42:40,487 For the goys, too. Enough to send him to the camps! 457 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:42,443 What? 458 00:42:43,312 --> 00:42:44,741 Dirty Jew!. 459 00:42:48,112 --> 00:42:50,414 Why are you interested in theater? 460 00:42:50,576 --> 00:42:52,332 Because... 461 00:42:52,816 --> 00:42:54,441 I like the theater. 462 00:42:55,055 --> 00:42:55,949 Fine. 463 00:42:57,712 --> 00:43:00,078 We have a tradition here. 464 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:02,989 We always start someone out 465 00:43:03,151 --> 00:43:06,020 with sort of an improv. 466 00:43:08,975 --> 00:43:12,685 Please give us the birth of a flower. 467 00:43:17,711 --> 00:43:20,361 - Birth of a flower? - Right. 468 00:43:21,551 --> 00:43:23,143 Any flower? 469 00:43:23,310 --> 00:43:25,220 It's up to you. 470 00:43:32,078 --> 00:43:33,387 It's hot. 471 00:43:44,365 --> 00:43:45,543 It's very hot. 472 00:45:14,922 --> 00:45:16,034 Excuse me! 473 00:45:16,970 --> 00:45:18,758 I loved your flower. 474 00:45:19,145 --> 00:45:21,317 -Yeah? -Yeah, really. 475 00:45:23,241 --> 00:45:25,608 You blew me away. 476 00:45:27,273 --> 00:45:30,404 I never did a flower. This was my first. 477 00:45:30,569 --> 00:45:31,998 - No. - My first. 478 00:45:32,170 --> 00:45:36,392 It was kind of fresh. Something, I don't know. 479 00:45:37,865 --> 00:45:42,088 I was thinking, if you want, we could do a scene together. 480 00:45:43,113 --> 00:45:45,666 Sure. That would be great. 481 00:45:46,569 --> 00:45:48,708 Want to come with us for coffee? 482 00:45:48,873 --> 00:45:50,596 I can't right now. 483 00:45:52,073 --> 00:45:53,185 Next time. 484 00:45:54,601 --> 00:45:56,008 OK, next time. 485 00:47:37,317 --> 00:47:39,357 I too am charmed, Colette. 486 00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:40,473 How sweet. 487 00:47:40,645 --> 00:47:42,554 I take pleasure in you. 488 00:47:42,725 --> 00:47:45,278 I daren't note it too well 489 00:47:45,444 --> 00:47:46,873 lest I reciprocate. 490 00:47:47,044 --> 00:47:49,313 'Tis hardly decent to say it so. 491 00:47:49,476 --> 00:47:51,931 See how hurriedly she goes! 492 00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:55,613 She almost does it gladly, which is bad for me. 493 00:47:55,780 --> 00:47:57,372 It hardly pleases me! 494 00:47:57,539 --> 00:47:58,750 Why incite me then? 495 00:47:58,916 --> 00:48:01,282 Why rush to love M. Merlin? 496 00:48:01,443 --> 00:48:02,588 Do you love? 497 00:48:02,787 --> 00:48:03,867 Indeed, 498 00:48:04,036 --> 00:48:05,312 I am obliged to 499 00:48:05,475 --> 00:48:08,344 since I'm supposed to in the play. 500 00:48:09,059 --> 00:48:12,637 And I'm a mockery In this infernal game. 501 00:48:12,867 --> 00:48:16,696 She pretends to favor him, he to return her favor. 502 00:48:16,867 --> 00:48:21,340 And 'tis all true. For they're pretending to pretend. 503 00:48:21,507 --> 00:48:23,928 Bravo. No, it was really great. 504 00:48:24,387 --> 00:48:25,183 I swear. 505 00:48:25,347 --> 00:48:26,656 Stop, It's embarrassing. 506 00:48:26,819 --> 00:48:29,950 No really, you were great! 507 00:48:30,115 --> 00:48:30,943 And you. 508 00:48:31,106 --> 00:48:33,692 You were perfect. Incredible. 509 00:48:33,858 --> 00:48:34,785 It's so true. 510 00:48:34,946 --> 00:48:37,313 Marivaux's not bullshit. 511 00:48:37,474 --> 00:48:39,678 You remind me of Charlotte... 512 00:48:39,842 --> 00:48:40,638 Oh, yeah? 513 00:48:40,802 --> 00:48:42,590 Come on, she's great. 514 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:43,702 She's hot. 515 00:48:43,874 --> 00:48:46,394 Come on. You find her sexy? 516 00:48:46,562 --> 00:48:47,227 She's so hot. 517 00:48:47,394 --> 00:48:49,533 See who she's working with? 518 00:48:50,593 --> 00:48:53,375 - Now he's a babe. - No kidding. 519 00:48:53,537 --> 00:48:55,360 - Major babe. -Oh, yeah. 520 00:48:57,825 --> 00:48:59,232 He ran out. 521 00:49:00,226 --> 00:49:01,535 Looks like. 522 00:49:01,697 --> 00:49:03,453 Listen, this guy is weird. 523 00:49:03,617 --> 00:49:04,380 Asshole! 524 00:49:05,025 --> 00:49:07,447 Look at him. He's a madman. 525 00:51:07,549 --> 00:51:08,825 You here? 526 00:51:10,908 --> 00:51:11,988 How are you? 527 00:51:12,316 --> 00:51:13,363 How about you? 528 00:51:33,468 --> 00:51:35,126 I didn't get that. 529 00:51:35,291 --> 00:51:37,200 No hair, but he seems nice. 530 00:51:37,371 --> 00:51:38,418 Very nice. 531 00:51:39,547 --> 00:51:40,692 Nice. 532 00:51:42,395 --> 00:51:43,507 Great you came. 533 00:51:44,251 --> 00:51:47,218 I don't know. I figured...why not? 534 00:51:54,075 --> 00:51:55,765 Great trailer. 535 00:52:04,378 --> 00:52:05,425 You do love me. 536 00:52:12,506 --> 00:52:14,294 What? Oh, OK. 537 00:52:14,457 --> 00:52:15,057 What? 538 00:52:15,706 --> 00:52:17,332 He did those? 539 00:52:18,266 --> 00:52:19,127 The drawings. 540 00:52:19,290 --> 00:52:22,007 Well, I can't refuse them. 541 00:52:22,905 --> 00:52:24,399 - He's coming on. - No. 542 00:52:25,177 --> 00:52:27,763 Like he just draws you? 543 00:52:27,929 --> 00:52:29,271 Cut it out. 544 00:52:29,433 --> 00:52:31,059 Don't be naive. 545 00:52:31,225 --> 00:52:32,654 He draws everyone. 546 00:52:32,825 --> 00:52:35,672 And he comes on to everyone! 547 00:52:36,345 --> 00:52:39,541 What can I do? We're working together. 548 00:52:39,705 --> 00:52:41,527 I can't throw them out. 549 00:52:41,688 --> 00:52:42,965 Think I like them? 550 00:52:44,185 --> 00:52:47,533 Look at this. It's really naive. 551 00:52:50,552 --> 00:52:51,218 Let me see. 552 00:52:53,432 --> 00:52:55,221 - He did this? - I know. 553 00:52:55,384 --> 00:52:56,660 Unbelievable. 554 00:52:58,872 --> 00:53:02,003 Does he ask you to powder his butt, too? 555 00:53:02,104 --> 00:53:02,736 You jerk. 556 00:53:02,872 --> 00:53:04,694 I can't get lover it. 557 00:53:06,232 --> 00:53:07,661 He forgot his cap. 558 00:53:09,431 --> 00:53:10,063 Hungry? 559 00:53:10,424 --> 00:53:11,252 Starved. 560 00:53:14,583 --> 00:53:15,696 Cool eating in a bus. 561 00:53:16,663 --> 00:53:17,940 Nice. 562 00:53:18,583 --> 00:53:20,012 No, really. 563 00:53:21,655 --> 00:53:24,372 But nothing will happen? 564 00:53:24,503 --> 00:53:25,812 A horrible event. 565 00:53:27,447 --> 00:53:30,414 Traumatic. No? I can relax? 566 00:53:30,742 --> 00:53:32,019 Yes, relax. 567 00:53:33,047 --> 00:53:34,224 Want some pudding? 568 00:53:34,390 --> 00:53:35,568 No, thanks. 569 00:57:00,334 --> 00:57:03,051 Goes nuts for a piece of cheese. 570 00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:05,580 He's a moron. 571 00:57:06,606 --> 00:57:08,843 - France is cheese. -Stop it. 572 00:57:09,006 --> 00:57:10,532 He's not an idiot? 573 00:57:10,702 --> 00:57:11,651 No, he's not. 574 00:57:13,262 --> 00:57:16,611 Want to know? He's a mental retard. See those drawings? 575 00:57:17,166 --> 00:57:19,337 They're very good drawings. 576 00:57:19,502 --> 00:57:21,477 You got the right guy? 577 00:57:21,645 --> 00:57:23,271 He's no Michelangelo. 578 00:57:23,917 --> 00:57:24,517 Stop. 579 00:57:25,614 --> 00:57:28,778 You stop. It's like you fell for him. 580 00:57:29,837 --> 00:57:33,099 "Tai chi every morning at 6:30." 581 00:57:33,261 --> 00:57:37,767 6:30? My hero! Tai chi every morning. 582 00:57:41,613 --> 00:57:43,653 It's like you got a thing. 583 00:57:48,845 --> 00:57:50,306 You got a thing for him? 584 00:57:52,333 --> 00:57:53,827 I'm talking to you. 585 00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:01,191 You have a thing for him? 586 00:58:02,956 --> 00:58:04,363 I don't know. 587 00:58:05,004 --> 00:58:06,946 What does that mean? 588 00:58:07,116 --> 00:58:08,610 I don't know. 589 00:58:21,292 --> 00:58:22,721 You slept with him? 590 00:58:22,891 --> 00:58:23,873 No. 591 00:58:26,443 --> 00:58:28,069 You slept with him? 592 00:58:32,363 --> 00:58:34,632 Tell me the truth. Did you? 593 00:58:35,019 --> 00:58:36,993 No. That all you're interested in? 594 00:58:37,163 --> 00:58:40,643 I like gardening, but right now this is it! 595 00:58:40,810 --> 00:58:44,552 I didn't. Ask me again. I didn't sleep with him. 596 00:58:46,218 --> 00:58:46,850 Then what? 597 00:58:47,754 --> 00:58:50,121 It's late. I have an early call. 598 00:58:50,282 --> 00:58:51,559 It's late? 599 00:58:51,722 --> 00:58:55,496 I just sleep and find out tomorrow If I still have a wife?! 600 00:58:58,730 --> 00:59:00,323 Yvan, I don't know. 601 00:59:02,281 --> 00:59:04,453 What don't you know? 602 00:59:05,130 --> 00:59:07,912 We haven't been good lately. 603 00:59:08,074 --> 00:59:09,896 You're too jealous. 604 00:59:10,058 --> 00:59:11,552 I love you. 605 00:59:18,569 --> 00:59:20,456 You're going with him? 606 00:59:24,329 --> 00:59:26,151 You want to go with him? 607 00:59:34,089 --> 00:59:36,031 You're in love with that asshole?! 608 00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:37,924 You put it in my head. 609 00:59:38,089 --> 00:59:41,187 With paranoia and questions, constantly. 610 00:59:41,928 --> 00:59:43,903 It's like you wanted it. 611 00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:45,502 Where are you going? 612 01:02:14,882 --> 01:02:16,060 I can't talk. 613 01:02:17,762 --> 01:02:19,550 I'm on the train. 614 01:02:20,866 --> 01:02:23,549 Yes. Can I call you back? 615 01:02:24,386 --> 01:02:26,687 OK. Kiss. 616 01:02:30,753 --> 01:02:32,957 May I have an autograph? 617 01:02:41,889 --> 01:02:43,580 Where was I? 618 01:02:43,745 --> 01:02:44,857 I can't take it. 619 01:02:45,921 --> 01:02:48,638 I can't take it anymore. 620 01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:51,677 Calm down. 621 01:02:55,073 --> 01:02:58,389 I feel like getting screwed everyday. 622 01:03:00,833 --> 01:03:03,036 Come on, say something. 623 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:04,949 Get fucked! 624 01:03:05,824 --> 01:03:07,231 That's exactly what I mean. 625 01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:11,030 You got your lines down. 626 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:12,956 But It's "fuck" not "screw." 627 01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:14,942 "...like getting fucked..." 628 01:03:16,128 --> 01:03:18,681 With this script, I guess that's important. 629 01:03:19,168 --> 01:03:21,982 I feel like getting fucked... 630 01:03:22,144 --> 01:03:23,998 - I have to pee. -Again? 631 01:03:24,159 --> 01:03:25,436 Yes. Again. 632 01:03:35,807 --> 01:03:37,182 Hang in there. 633 01:03:38,559 --> 01:03:40,315 Just hang in there. 634 01:03:40,479 --> 01:03:42,267 Hang in where? 635 01:03:42,846 --> 01:03:44,602 Nothing. Forget it. 636 01:03:49,118 --> 01:03:52,118 I just meant it's hard, with a girl like that. 637 01:03:52,287 --> 01:03:53,716 What's your problem? 638 01:03:53,887 --> 01:03:55,348 Hey, I'm on your side. 639 01:03:55,519 --> 01:03:57,112 No, you're not. 640 01:03:57,279 --> 01:03:59,351 Look away and shut up. 641 01:03:59,518 --> 01:04:01,492 I wasn't impolite to you. 642 01:04:01,662 --> 01:04:04,477 - I said shut up. - I will not. 643 01:04:20,126 --> 01:04:20,857 I'm sorry. 644 01:05:31,547 --> 01:05:33,270 Got plans tonight? 645 01:05:34,683 --> 01:05:36,984 Depends. Why? 646 01:05:53,178 --> 01:05:56,855 Hi. I'd like to reserve a table for tonight. 647 01:05:58,457 --> 01:06:00,050 Not before midnight? 648 01:06:00,217 --> 01:06:02,289 That's almost breakfast. 649 01:06:03,225 --> 01:06:04,981 OK, too bad. 650 01:06:16,792 --> 01:06:18,102 Yes, hello. 651 01:06:18,265 --> 01:06:22,225 I'd like a table for Charlotte... 652 01:06:22,937 --> 01:06:25,326 Tonight, about nine o'clock. 653 01:06:25,784 --> 01:06:26,897 Great. 654 01:06:31,641 --> 01:06:32,851 Bitch. 655 01:06:35,544 --> 01:06:36,788 Is it 2 or 3? 656 01:06:36,952 --> 01:06:38,740 Three, but she's late. 657 01:06:38,936 --> 01:06:41,554 We'll order, and she'll show up. 658 01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:42,614 Someone coming? 659 01:06:42,776 --> 01:06:45,775 I always reserve for three. Room for coats. 660 01:07:01,911 --> 01:07:03,340 What'll you have? 661 01:07:03,511 --> 01:07:04,177 What? 662 01:07:07,031 --> 01:07:08,275 To eat? 663 01:07:09,303 --> 01:07:11,212 I don't know, order for me. 664 01:07:31,062 --> 01:07:32,752 - It's too cooked. -As always. 665 01:07:32,918 --> 01:07:33,747 I like it. 666 01:07:33,910 --> 01:07:36,015 See, your son isn't eating anything. 667 01:07:37,110 --> 01:07:38,452 Eat! 668 01:07:38,678 --> 01:07:41,427 Mom, I told you it hurts. 669 01:07:43,414 --> 01:07:44,341 He got you. 670 01:07:44,950 --> 01:07:46,673 And how is she? 671 01:07:46,837 --> 01:07:48,114 Fine. 672 01:07:48,981 --> 01:07:51,403 We saw her on TV. Very pretty. 673 01:07:51,573 --> 01:07:53,329 I can't really talk now. 674 01:07:53,493 --> 01:07:55,151 Not too hard in London? 675 01:07:55,317 --> 01:07:56,494 No, it's not. 676 01:07:56,661 --> 01:07:59,083 -When is she done? -Soon... 677 01:07:59,252 --> 01:08:00,659 In the U.S., lots of non-Jews... 678 01:08:00,820 --> 01:08:02,675 So a doctor can do it. 679 01:08:03,381 --> 01:08:05,104 We'll all have dinner. 680 01:08:05,268 --> 01:08:07,472 I told you, we had a fight. 681 01:08:07,637 --> 01:08:09,328 -You're not together? - No. 682 01:08:09,493 --> 01:08:12,013 Women are like buses. Always another one. 683 01:08:15,092 --> 01:08:16,140 Don't hurt her. 684 01:08:18,197 --> 01:08:20,979 Don't you think she can hurt me? 685 01:08:21,140 --> 01:08:21,968 It'll work out. 686 01:08:22,132 --> 01:08:24,685 How about me? 687 01:08:25,012 --> 01:08:26,900 Since your son married an actress, 688 01:08:27,060 --> 01:08:29,329 It's like he's Mr. Perfect! 689 01:08:29,492 --> 01:08:31,696 I'm going to have a little boy. 690 01:08:31,859 --> 01:08:34,991 We argue every day about one of the world's great problems, 691 01:08:35,156 --> 01:08:37,938 and it's all him. Fuck the little people! 692 01:08:40,020 --> 01:08:41,743 The mouth on her. 693 01:08:42,099 --> 01:08:42,862 Enough! 694 01:08:43,027 --> 01:08:47,151 When they gas 6 million actresses, we'll talk! 695 01:08:47,731 --> 01:08:50,098 What's wrong with you? Wait! 696 01:08:52,499 --> 01:08:54,288 Give me the peppers. 697 01:08:55,411 --> 01:08:57,931 Say please. What did I do? 698 01:08:58,099 --> 01:09:00,303 You gave me two crazy kids! 699 01:09:45,137 --> 01:09:47,079 Pretty good foreskin, huh? 700 01:09:48,785 --> 01:09:50,672 Asshole! 701 01:10:00,848 --> 01:10:03,466 Do it for her. It bothers you so much? 702 01:10:03,632 --> 01:10:05,869 I'm not Jewish, or religious. 703 01:10:06,032 --> 01:10:07,177 So who cares? 704 01:10:07,344 --> 01:10:09,383 It's a religious thing. 705 01:10:09,552 --> 01:10:11,657 She goes to synagogue once a year. 706 01:10:11,824 --> 01:10:13,613 It's sentimental. 707 01:10:13,776 --> 01:10:16,645 We all have to be white, uncircumcised? 708 01:10:16,816 --> 01:10:18,245 We are all the same. 709 01:10:18,415 --> 01:10:20,837 Tell that to those skinheads. 710 01:10:22,992 --> 01:10:24,966 Hey, you're married. 711 01:10:25,135 --> 01:10:26,695 She's not bad. 712 01:10:27,343 --> 01:10:28,936 - Player's wife. -So? 713 01:10:29,103 --> 01:10:30,510 So they get anyone. 714 01:10:30,735 --> 01:10:31,945 No way. 715 01:10:32,111 --> 01:10:34,183 The French players are champs. 716 01:10:34,351 --> 01:10:35,977 Don't believe it. 717 01:10:36,431 --> 01:10:39,846 They're national heroes. 718 01:10:42,094 --> 01:10:43,720 She is hot! 719 01:10:44,366 --> 01:10:47,083 Girls prefer guys with culture. 720 01:10:47,246 --> 01:10:49,799 Just have your son circumcised. 721 01:10:49,967 --> 01:10:51,243 Athletics are nothing. 722 01:10:51,406 --> 01:10:54,089 What girls like is actors. 723 01:10:55,726 --> 01:10:56,675 Don't say that. 724 01:10:56,846 --> 01:10:59,496 An actor says one word, girls are like this. 725 01:13:19,528 --> 01:13:21,568 I loved my wife. I missed her. 726 01:13:23,048 --> 01:13:23,747 Her body, 727 01:13:25,256 --> 01:13:28,387 I missed her neck, eyes, hands and mouth. 728 01:13:28,552 --> 01:13:29,316 I dreamed of her. 729 01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:35,487 I dreamed she called me. 730 01:13:38,887 --> 01:13:41,156 I dreamed I missed the bus. 731 01:13:44,135 --> 01:13:45,597 I wandered around. 732 01:13:53,767 --> 01:13:57,182 I tried to understand what spoiled things. 733 01:13:57,351 --> 01:13:58,845 I was intrigued. 734 01:14:01,991 --> 01:14:04,162 I knew I'd gone too far... 735 01:14:06,407 --> 01:14:08,643 Could you put something on? 736 01:14:08,806 --> 01:14:11,556 I had underestimated. my, wife's profession. 737 01:14:16,166 --> 01:14:19,548 Meanwhile, I hadn't heard from her. Not one word. 738 01:16:35,329 --> 01:16:36,441 You're wrong. 739 01:16:36,609 --> 01:16:38,464 Don't tell me that. 740 01:16:38,785 --> 01:16:41,632 -Say I'm not pretty. -You are. 741 01:16:42,113 --> 01:16:43,225 Well, then... 742 01:16:43,392 --> 01:16:45,726 You're very pretty. You know it. 743 01:16:47,040 --> 01:16:48,796 So, what? 744 01:16:52,864 --> 01:16:55,231 So I think I'd better get home. 745 01:16:58,848 --> 01:16:59,830 Bye. 746 01:17:05,983 --> 01:17:08,122 If you're gay, just say so. 747 01:17:08,288 --> 01:17:10,906 You're wrong. It's just the scene. 748 01:17:11,072 --> 01:17:14,519 Every day you say you love me, you wind up believing it. 749 01:17:14,687 --> 01:17:17,175 I'm no idiot. That's bullshit. 750 01:17:18,143 --> 01:17:20,151 - Kiss me. -Stop. 751 01:17:20,703 --> 01:17:22,077 Kiss me. 752 01:17:23,807 --> 01:17:25,717 Just once. 753 01:19:47,642 --> 01:19:48,754 We know each other. 754 01:19:51,705 --> 01:19:53,330 Yes, we do. 755 01:19:55,609 --> 01:19:56,721 What a dummy. 756 01:19:56,889 --> 01:19:58,231 -You know him? -Yeah. 757 01:19:58,393 --> 01:20:00,018 I'm in no mood for him. 758 01:20:06,104 --> 01:20:09,235 Should I punch you or thank you? 759 01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:10,829 No. Thank me. 760 01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:12,822 You opened my eyes. 761 01:20:12,984 --> 01:20:14,162 See that? 762 01:20:14,329 --> 01:20:16,271 - How are you? -Good. 763 01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:21,268 You were really a drag 764 01:20:21,432 --> 01:20:23,603 about my wife last time. 765 01:20:24,888 --> 01:20:26,798 You're all a drag with her. 766 01:20:26,967 --> 01:20:30,415 The guy with the ponytail Is a drag. 767 01:20:33,368 --> 01:20:35,539 Go ahead. I'm watching. 768 01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:37,941 You're watching? 769 01:20:42,967 --> 01:20:45,204 -You saw my wife at the Bartok? - No. 770 01:20:45,367 --> 01:20:47,025 You saw her there? 771 01:20:47,191 --> 01:20:48,751 Ten minutes ago. 772 01:20:55,031 --> 01:20:56,787 - Hi. -Sorry, private club. 773 01:20:58,806 --> 01:21:00,497 I've been here already. 774 01:21:00,662 --> 01:21:01,938 Now it's private. 775 01:21:04,247 --> 01:21:06,800 My wife's here. I'm meeting her. 776 01:21:06,966 --> 01:21:08,821 Move it out. 777 01:21:11,062 --> 01:21:12,721 Move it out? 778 01:21:12,886 --> 01:21:14,959 Don't act dumber than you look. 779 01:21:15,126 --> 01:21:16,882 Watch it. Make way. 780 01:21:24,117 --> 01:21:26,834 They can go in, not me? 781 01:21:26,997 --> 01:21:28,753 You don't have the look. 782 01:21:29,142 --> 01:21:30,702 The look? 783 01:21:31,830 --> 01:21:34,382 You can't say things like that. You can't. 784 01:21:35,061 --> 01:21:36,588 That's enough! 785 01:21:45,205 --> 01:21:46,514 OK, enough. 786 01:21:46,677 --> 01:21:48,465 Sorry. 787 01:21:50,869 --> 01:21:53,586 Could I just ask you one thing, politely? 788 01:21:54,005 --> 01:21:57,234 Could you tell my wife I can't get in? 789 01:21:57,397 --> 01:21:58,804 How would I know her? 790 01:22:07,700 --> 01:22:09,522 -You here? -And you? 791 01:22:09,683 --> 01:22:11,058 -To see you. - Here? 792 01:22:11,540 --> 01:22:13,744 What is all this? I'm sorry. 793 01:22:13,908 --> 01:22:14,856 No problem. 794 01:22:15,028 --> 01:22:17,100 - Let's all go inside. - No. 795 01:22:17,267 --> 01:22:19,209 The champagne's on me. 796 01:22:19,379 --> 01:22:21,354 Shove it up your ass. 797 01:22:21,555 --> 01:22:23,016 I don't have the look. 798 01:22:23,219 --> 01:22:26,088 -Sorry. He has instructions. -What instructions? 799 01:22:26,483 --> 01:22:29,134 No guys who makeout on the sidewalk. 800 01:22:30,803 --> 01:22:31,369 What? 801 01:22:33,299 --> 01:22:35,535 Wait, wait! 802 01:22:39,923 --> 01:22:39,987 Wait! You have no right to talk! 803 01:22:39,987 --> 01:22:42,638 Wait! You have no right to talk! 804 01:22:42,803 --> 01:22:45,421 -Who is she? -There's nothing going on. 805 01:22:45,587 --> 01:22:47,626 You kiss her but it's nothing? 806 01:22:47,794 --> 01:22:49,899 It's nothing. I'm not in love. 807 01:22:50,066 --> 01:22:51,626 - Me neither. -That's different. 808 01:22:51,794 --> 01:22:54,696 - It's the same! - I didn't sleep with her. 809 01:22:54,866 --> 01:22:56,273 I didn't sleep with him. 810 01:22:56,434 --> 01:22:57,863 -You didn't? - No. 811 01:22:58,034 --> 01:23:00,106 Look me in the eye. You didn't? 812 01:23:00,274 --> 01:23:02,161 Are you drunk? 813 01:23:04,082 --> 01:23:06,416 Tell me, did you sleep with him? 814 01:23:07,697 --> 01:23:08,461 No. 815 01:23:10,833 --> 01:23:12,775 -You didn't? - No. 816 01:23:16,722 --> 01:23:18,315 You know what? 817 01:23:18,737 --> 01:23:20,428 You're a great actress. 818 01:23:59,504 --> 01:24:01,292 It went great. 819 01:24:02,671 --> 01:24:05,257 -Was Vincent there? - He was great. 820 01:24:05,424 --> 01:24:06,569 Djaou I was great, too. 821 01:24:06,799 --> 01:24:07,747 Really? 822 01:24:08,431 --> 01:24:09,991 He seems terrific. 823 01:24:13,775 --> 01:24:14,854 How are you, Mom? 824 01:24:15,023 --> 01:24:17,194 -Who's Djaoui? - Her doctor. 825 01:24:17,358 --> 01:24:18,307 Great. 826 01:24:18,831 --> 01:24:21,034 Isn't my son handsome? 827 01:24:21,198 --> 01:24:23,140 Sound like a Jewish mother. 828 01:24:23,311 --> 01:24:24,871 Bye now. Vincent's here. 829 01:24:26,799 --> 01:24:29,188 We're having him circumcised. 830 01:24:30,223 --> 01:24:34,346 - I've never cut myself so much. -Just cut it off. Once and for all. 831 01:24:34,510 --> 01:24:36,550 OK. We'll leave you alone. 832 01:24:36,910 --> 01:24:38,371 We won't argue. 833 01:24:38,830 --> 01:24:40,717 We have to go anyway. 834 01:24:48,077 --> 01:24:49,452 We have to go. 835 01:24:49,614 --> 01:24:51,621 All right, OK. 836 01:24:52,589 --> 01:24:54,051 He's very cute. 837 01:24:55,853 --> 01:24:57,860 That was Mom? They OK? 838 01:24:58,029 --> 01:25:00,450 - Fine. They come everyday. -So do yours. 839 01:25:00,621 --> 01:25:01,930 OK, let's go now. 840 01:25:02,093 --> 01:25:03,653 You are so dishonest. 841 01:25:06,060 --> 01:25:08,100 Wait until we leave. 842 01:25:08,269 --> 01:25:10,058 Bye, Moses. 843 01:25:16,557 --> 01:25:18,499 You never kiss me? 844 01:25:24,108 --> 01:25:26,148 -So cute. -Just like me as a baby. 845 01:25:26,317 --> 01:25:27,745 Same face. 846 01:25:35,756 --> 01:25:37,283 -Got everything? -Yeah. 847 01:25:38,572 --> 01:25:41,092 A baby changes everything! You can't do anything. 848 01:25:41,260 --> 01:25:43,910 You're a prisoner. You can't sleep. 849 01:25:44,075 --> 01:25:46,530 You're home, can't go out. 850 01:25:46,699 --> 01:25:47,909 There are babysitters. 851 01:25:48,075 --> 01:25:51,174 Babysitters! Modern women! You have the keys. 852 01:25:51,339 --> 01:25:53,608 - No, I don't. -You do. 853 01:25:54,955 --> 01:25:56,166 I don't have them. 854 01:25:56,331 --> 01:25:58,054 -See? - I got them. 855 01:26:17,994 --> 01:26:19,521 This is great! 856 01:26:20,746 --> 01:26:21,542 Great, yeah. 857 01:26:21,706 --> 01:26:22,654 It's great! 858 01:26:23,178 --> 01:26:25,731 - If only it's true. -Yeah, right. 859 01:26:26,730 --> 01:26:29,250 -You don't realize. -Yes, I do. 860 01:26:29,770 --> 01:26:32,290 No, silly. I'm pregnant! 55795

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