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[Bobby faking a sneeze]
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Look.
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Here's a few more pictures
of a certain yearbook editor's boyfriend.
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Look at this one of me
with a French fry up my nose.
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That's okay, Bobby.
I already have your class photo.
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That's it?
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But I'm a sure bet for class clown.
Shouldn't that get me some coverage?
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The PTA said we can't do
the eighth-grade poll anymore.
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What? Why not?
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Last year's worst dresser
turned out to be really poor.
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Class clown was my ticket to immortality.
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Now I'm no different from any other kid.
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I'm like a Stu Harriet or a Mike Soto.
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Actually, Mike is president
of the Junior Volunteers Club.
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So, in 20 years...
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everyone will remember
Mike Soto bowling with blind kids.
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But Bobby Hill's talking tummy
will be long forgotten.
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Where's the justice?
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Have you seen my duct tape?
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Not the shiny silver, but the matte gray?
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Hey, that's my old "Landry Lantern.�
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Dad, do you realize you're in 10 photos...
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not counting your class photo?
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Yeah. That sounds about right.
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Hey, there's Cleave Worthington.
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And Don Postley,
back when he had all his fingers.
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And Dub Taylor.
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Boy, he was the best mascot
Arlen"s ever had. What a wild man.
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And all the nicknames we had for him.
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Daffy Dub, Rub-a-Dub-Dub.
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I guess those were the only two.
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Dad, I was thinking of taking
some blind kids bowling.
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Bobby, that's not funny.
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MR. GRANDY: The bake sale
was a big success...
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raising enough money to buy
a new pewter baton for moi.
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Give yourselves a big hand.
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And hats off to Mike Soto
for spearheading that.
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That kid's a machine!
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Mr. Grandy, you're looking
at your next Landry Longhorn.
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What makes you think you've got
what it takes to wear the horns?
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I'm a cutup. I'm a clown.
I'll do anything for attention.
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Remember?
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That's why you kicked me out of chorus.
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Tryouts will be after school
on Wednesday.
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And I want all pep, no filler.
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And remember, you'll be performing for
a man who's seen a lot of pep in his day.
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A lot.
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My name is Bobby. I like to party.
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And if you don't believe me,
watch me shake my body!
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-Bobby!
-Dad!
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HANK: That mirror is for practicing
golf swings in...
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not your prop comedy.
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I'm coming up with shtick
for the Longhorn auditions.
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You're going out for the Landry Longhorn?
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So, you're not prancing around the garage
at all. You're training.
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Yeah.
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But I need an angle, a hook...
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some kind of boffo gimmick
to set me apart.
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Well, how about your own set of horns?
I bet I could rig something up.
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Dad, you would build me a prop?
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In this case, Son, yes, I would.
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That dang Mike Soto!
Where does he find the time?
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I'll give him this, he is flexible.
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This is really heating up.
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Next victim, Bobby Hill.
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Would you like Arlen, Fight, Fight, Fight?
or...
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We are the Landry Men,
Fight, Fight, Fight?
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Thank you, sir, but I brought my own tape.
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Fine.
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[Upbeat pop music playing]
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Please, hold your applause.
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BOBBY: Tonight,
Tom Landry Middle School!
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-Yup.
-Yup.
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[Cell phone ringing]
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Bill Dauterive.
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Hey!
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I'm talking on it right now. Yeah.
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All right. Talk to you later. Bye.
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That was Jimmy.
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The guy who sold me the phone.
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I did it, Dad! I'm the Longhorn!
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Way to go, Bobby. That's great!
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Way to go, Bobby. That's great!
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Now we're both
part of the Arlen football tradition.
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Longhorns!
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And look at that.
It's still got all the rips and tears.
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Boy, you can almost hear all those
years of McMaynerbury's whuppings!
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This calls for a special dinner.
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I'm gonna go tell your mother
to make us a special dinner.
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McMaynerbury whupping.
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That's like "whoop, whoop, whoop," right?
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No. "Whupping" as in "the big beat
down," as in "half-time hammering"...
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as in the "McMaynerbury
mascot massacre,� as in--
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Am I missing something?
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Whenever Arlen is winning, it's
a tradition for the McMaynerbury band...
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to charge the Longhorn
and give him a pounding!
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It's a real crowd-pleaser.
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Yeah, man.
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Did your dad used to like scoring the
touchdown that got Dub Taylor pounded.
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Really?
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Maybe McMaynerbury
will take an early lead...
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and hold it for the rest of the game.
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-Yeah, that never happens.
-McMaynerbury.
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Yeah, and maybe I'll file
a federal income tax return.
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That goes in my big book of "So theres.�
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If I get a good action shot of you, I'm
willing to dump the model U.N. spread.
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Who cares?
McMaynerbury's gonna kill me.
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I'm a lover, not a... I'm not even a lover.
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Then wheel that costume
back down to Grandy's office...
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and tell him to find himself
another punching bag.
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Woman, I can't get out of this.
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Imagine telling your dad
you were quitting violin.
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I do. All the time. I hate that violin.
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And at the end of the first quarter,
McMaynerbury leads 10-to-7.
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The Longhorn is safe, for now.
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-Bury!
-Bury!
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-McMayner!
-McMayner!
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-Bury McMaynerbury!
-Bury McMaynerbury!
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Hang tough, McMaynerbury.
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Longhorns!
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Cheer up, Keegan.
No shame in losing to a better team.
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Hey, those McMaynerbury scrubs
are going down, buddy.
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-You better get ready for a whupping.
-Oh, yeah, totally.
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I hope we beat them so bad
I get two whuppings!
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One more Arlen touchdown, your boy
gonna be pinata for marching band!
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Man, is that gonna be sweet!
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That's funny.
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Kahn, who is that taking pictures
of your daughter taking pictures of Bobby?
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No one, that's who.
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Quarterback sneak.
Caught them with their pants down!
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Touchdown! Arlen take lead!
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It's all good.
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Hank, tell me what's going on.
I can't watch.
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-He's history.
-Yeah.
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BOY: Bobby Hill, get back here!
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Wait. No. This is some kind of comedy bit.
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He's gonna turn around any second.
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Maybe he's just going to the car to get a...
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He's gone.
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I'm not surprised McMaynerbury won
after that happened.
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God, I needed to use the restroom...
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but I couldn't face the guys at the trough.
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There he is.
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Whether people were booing or cheering,
you got a reaction.
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And, by golly, that's what counts.
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They should call Bobby "The Lame Horn.�
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What's he gonna do
for the big game against Belton?
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Show up in a chicken suit?
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[Imitating a chicken]
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I've got to take my mind off of this.
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I'm gonna treat myself
to the hardware store.
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Hank, Quarterback Keegan Evans' dad
runs the paint-shaker.
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[School bell ringing]
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Well, at least they toned it down.
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On the bathroom wall,
they went after my family.
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Don't worry, Bobby.
Even with all the letters...
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I won't take your class picture
out of the yearbook.
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-Nurse Jennings?
-Pick them up.
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I said pick them up.
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Bobby, I'm gonna need you
to turn in your keys and your horns.
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My office, five minutes.
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Longhorns!
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I understand you're just a kid.
At the same time...
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what you did at the game was the most
shameful act of cowardice I've ever seen.
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Sir, please.
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I was born to wear the horns.
You can't take them away from me.
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I've got a plan. A great plan.
And it's gonna work.
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-Yeah? What's the plan?
-I can't tell you.
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-Why not?
-It's a secret.
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Well, I do love secrets.
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You came to see me?
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Hang on.
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State your purpose.
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Mr. Gribble, what would you say
if I told you...
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I am gonna steal
the Belton armadillo tonight?
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I would say you're a madman...
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or a genius. Maybe a little of both.
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I'll go 60-40.
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I need someone who knows alarms.
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And you've got the most
in the neighborhood.
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Ever since those swaggering Bouchet
brothers stole the armadillo back in '76...
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Belton's been keeping it
under pretty tight security.
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That middle school is impregnable.
Cannot be pregnated.
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Except by me. But I don't come cheap.
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I don't have a lot of money.
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Fine. I'll come cheap. You got $5?
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-I can get $4.
-I'm in.
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-Do you need any help?
-With what?
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ON TV: It's just so great
to have you with us again.
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It just seems that every time
that Julia Roberts is on TV...
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it is only to yap about her movie.
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Well, I'm headed over
to Keegan Evans' house.
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Really? But his dad said he hated you.
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For what? The running away thing?
That's ancient history.
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Some of the guys from the team
are sleeping over.
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So, you won't see me or hear from me
until the game tomorrow.
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Well, that's great.
Now, don't let them tease you too much.
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Remember, you're the mascot,
not the place-kicker.
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Hey, Dad. I was thinking...
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00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,586
maybe you want to invite
Dub Taylor to the game.
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Dub Taylor? Are you sure?
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I want you to hear from him...
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that I'm the best mascot
since he wore the horns.
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Steady.
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-What's going on?
-I'm reading lips.
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There's four kids in there.
And tough ones, too.
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Don't you have some poisons
in your truck you can pump in there...
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to make them fall asleep?
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00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:05,100
I do. But the amount of poison
that can put four kids to sleep...
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might also kill an armadillo.
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00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,669
And the kids might not wake up.
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00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:13,269
Well, how are we gonna get the ditto
away from four kids?
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We're lucky.
According to the one they call Dude...
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there used to be eight guardians.
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The other four went to steal
the Longhorn costume...
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where they will run into, what...
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two dozen of the baddest-assed
eighth-graders protecting the costume?
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But I didn't...
Nobody said anything about--
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Please tell me
you at least put up a maze of mirrors...
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to thwart the would-be costume-rustlers.
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Broken glass?
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Oil slick?
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Piece of string?
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Go! You save the costume.
I'll find a parking space.
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Go away!
The Longhorn is heavily guarded!
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BOY: Who's that? Bobby Hill?
Come on, guys. We had better go.
227
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Bill, it's Dale.
228
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,790
Guess who's got your cell phone?
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Mr. Gribble, help!
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How? Be specific, Bobby.
231
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I'm not a mind-reader here.
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They're breaking down the door!
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Wait for me!
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00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:54,612
Why don't you just run away
like you did at McMaynerbury?
235
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Or, you can stay and take the beating
you missed out on.
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Yeah.
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-What a coward.
-It's too bad.
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-I wanted to give him a beating.
-Yeah!
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00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:19,497
Peanuts! Get your peanuts!
240
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,596
I think I see Bobby. I...
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00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:25,308
Wait. No. That's a smudge on my glasses.
242
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Hank, look at this smudge.
It looks just like Bobby.
243
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:30,606
Hey, Daffy Dub!
244
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,743
Over here. You old son of a gun,
how was the drive?
245
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:38,984
This stinking crowd is dead!
What is this? Guldang Wimbledon?
246
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:41,786
[Chanting]
Here we go, Longhorns. Here we go!
247
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:46,528
-What'd I tell you about Dub?
-That he has a lot of pep.
248
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,567
That's right.
249
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:51,500
[Chanting] We are the Landry Men!
Fight, fight, fight!
250
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:58,841
-You got any face paint?
-Peggy's got lipstick.
251
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:03,212
Oh, my God!
It's Peggy Platter from West Arlen.
252
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:04,780
West Arlen sucks!
253
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,446
Well, isn't this ironic?
254
00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:12,787
The best Longhorn ever,
and the father of the worst Longhorn ever.
255
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:18,489
I say that because Bobby was guarding
the Longhorn costume last night.
256
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,431
And some kids came to steal it,
and he turned tail and ran.
257
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,902
That's impossible. Bobby was
sleeping over at Keegan Evans' house.
258
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:28,133
The sleepover was a cover story.
I was with him.
259
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,335
We were trying to steal the Belton
armadillo, and long story short...
260
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,173
you raised a coward.
261
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:34,641
Oh, God!
262
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,145
Wait. You were with him?
263
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:38,114
Where is he? Where's my baby boy?
264
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,548
Don't worry, Peggy.
265
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:43,553
He probably camped out in some bushes.
No, that takes guts.
266
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,750
He probably spent the night at Denny's.
267
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:49,055
I drove all the way from Pensacola
for this?
268
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,897
I came here for a football game,
not a soap opera!
269
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:55,263
Hey, Landry losers/
Where's your Longhorn?
270
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,637
MAN: Our mascot sucks!
271
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,037
That's it!
272
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,209
Let's get out of here before Dub gets back.
273
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:09,270
-How many days is he staying with us?
-Three.
274
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:22,157
Man, I didn't become a cheerleader
to guard a trashcan.
275
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,862
Ouch. Foot asleep.
276
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:37,470
Okay, Mister Crackers. Nice and easy.
Nobody gets hurt.
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00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:51,318
If anyone yells,
"There's Bobby Hill's parents�...
278
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,189
just start to look around, saying, "Where?"
279
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:01,066
Oh, no! Security!
280
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:08,335
This way!
281
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:21,483
Can't touch this! B-E-L-T-O-N.
282
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:23,578
Go, Belton!
283
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,489
There you are!
284
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:28,288
All right, kid. Step slowly towards me...
285
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,362
and surrender Mister Crackers.
286
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:35,691
Yeah, that's right. They'll rip you apart.
287
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:45,633
BOBBY: Hey, you Belton losers!
Look what I found!
288
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,001
Bobby?
289
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:50,208
Bobby Hill-o got the ditto!
290
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:55,251
Check it out, Peggy.
Bobby's got Mister Crackers.
291
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,287
Bobby's got Mister Crackers!
292
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,385
Bite its face off!
293
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,292
Get him!
294
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,188
You can't get this!
295
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:09,795
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
296
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,392
Hey, Bobby Hill!
297
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,131
Longhorns!
298
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:16,671
Wonderful!
299
00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:23,680
All right, Bobby! Way to go, Son!
300
00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:30,789
Bobby just started a new tradition.
301
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:34,952
Now we have the McMaynerbury
whupping and the Belton beating.
302
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,422
What a great time to be a Longhorn.
303
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,939
We are the Landry Men! Fight, fight, fight!
304
00:22:28,989 --> 00:22:33,539
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