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Okay, I was gonna do this
after you got home from school...
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but I'm too excited.
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The turkey knife!
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That's right. I've been waiting
for the right year and if you feel ready...
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this Thanksgiving you will be carving
one of the three tom turkeys.
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I'm ready, Dad.
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I wasn't ready last year. I realize that now.
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Okay. Pretend it's Thanksgiving
and this bread is a turkey.
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Oh, my God, it's so juicy.
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You see, Bobby, on Thanksgiving...
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people will be so jazzed
by the moistness of the turkey...
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you'll have to tune them out.
Now, try again.
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The kids' table needs dark meat!
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Dale, I read that the government
returned 84,000 acres...
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to the Utes near the Orahee Reservation.
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It's a good precedent
for our tribe's lawsuit, don't you think?
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Well, with me acting
as your legal advisor...
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I am confident you have an airtight case.
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Although I am not sure what you mean
by "precedent.�
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-Hey, Dad.
-Son.
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Joseph, hello.
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Hey.
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So...
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is that a new backpack?
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Looks good on you.
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You know,
I'm speaking to your class today.
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We'll be going over
the Native American role in Thanksgiving.
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Why don't I give you a ride to school?
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No. I'll ride my bike.
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Dad, my bike chain is busted.
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No problem, son.
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I'm pretty sure I keep a chain tool
in Hank's garage.
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Morning, John Redcorn.
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Nancy, you just missed Joseph.
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Well, I guess you see him every day.
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He's just grown so much.
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Too much time goes by
without me seeing him.
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-Thank God for the holidays.
-Yeah, about that...
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I just don't think it's a good idea
your coming by this Thanksgiving.
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But I barely see my son since we broke up.
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Sug, he's Dale's son, remember?
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Say that now.
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But when it comes time to get him
into college, let's see what box you check.
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My people once owned
what is now central and southern Texas.
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Our land was taken from us
by the white man.
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BOBBY: Mr. Redcorn?
REDCORN: Yes?
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Are you sure it's the white man
who did all that stuff?
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Because I come from white people
and this is the first I'm hearing of it.
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Yes, I am sure.
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Wow.
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Yes, wow.
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[School bell ringing]
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You know, Bobby,
if you are interested in learning more...
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I could give you and Joseph a ride home.
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Ride? Really?
I've been dreading the walk home all day.
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These legs get dog-tired by 3:10.
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Luanne, are you ready for another
Thanksgiving Boggle tournament?
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Aunt Peggy, everybody hates
your Boggle tournament.
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-What?
-What?
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You just said that everybody hates
my Boggle tournament?
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I didn't say that, I thought it.
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Well, now that you know, everybody does
hate your Boggle tournament.
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But it's because you give grades
instead of prizes.
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Yes, Boggle is a harsh mistress.
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Maybe I should come up with a game
that other people have a chance at.
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It's gonna be tough to find one
that doesn't give me an advantage.
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[Upbeat music playing on jeep radio]
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Okay, Johnny. Stay cool.
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Don't bore him.
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Where's Joseph going?
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Who knows? That kid's a freaking mystery.
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I waited two-and-a-half hours.
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And I really appreciate that.
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Especially after all you say
the white man did to the Indians.
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You don't know the half of it.
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The white man is still doing it.
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Hundreds of years of the systematic rape
of my people is not enough, is it?
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I'm sorry. I just have to ask again.
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This is the white man?
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I've researched all the very best games
in the world.
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And what I learned was
people like to spin.
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And people like to choose.
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The trick was getting rid
of all the boring stuff in between.
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Spinning and choosing. I like those.
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Wait. What do I get to choose?
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Well, some game shows
have you choose a letter.
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Who cares?
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Some shows have you choose a category.
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My God, wake me up when it's over.
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In my game, you take that choice
and you spin it.
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The name of the game is...
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Spin the Choice.
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Luanne, do you want to spin the choice?
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See you, Mr. Redcorn.
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Bobby, in honor of your first carving...
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we're gonna fry up
one of the turkeys this year.
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Dad, that is no way to celebrate
the rape of the Native Americans...
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for 350 years.
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Bobby, don't use the word "rape,�
it's not polite.
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I don't know how else to describe
this idiotic ritual.
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Dad...
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you and your white people
stole hundreds of thousands of acres...
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from John Redcorn.
And now you celebrate by frying a turkey?
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When does the killing end?
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-What the...
-Hank, you're terrible.
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-I am not--
-Just give him his land back, Hank.
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You can't just barge in here!
This room is my property and...
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What's the use? Look who I'm talking to.
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You are talking to your father.
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And you will not use
that Frenchman's wave with me.
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Wait. This is about the turkey carving,
isn't it?
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It's all right
to have some pre-carving jitters.
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The good ones always do.
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Yes. What could be
more important than turkey?
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This makes me sick!
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"Thanks taking" isn't a time
for celebration.
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I refuse to carve your turkey.
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It is basted in the blood of the innocents.
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I'm out!
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This was gonna be
the perfect Thanksgiving.
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Bobby carving his first turkey...
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my dad going out of town...
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pie.
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Do not blame Bobby.
I taught him to keep an open mind.
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Maybe I taught him too well.
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Come on! The naked photography books
are downstairs.
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Somebody's gonna buy them all
before we get a chance to even look.
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Is that all you think about? Photography?
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I only have a day to plan an authentic
Native American protest feast.
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And if anything has to thaw or ripen,
I gotta know now.
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[Redcorn exclaims]
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Joseph, how about this?
Running into each other.
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Hey, Mr. Redcorn.
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I had this old headdress lying around.
And I thought, well, you might like it.
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Horns and a feather. Thanks.
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John Redcorn.
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What in the hell
have you been telling my son?
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If I stole all that land, would I be living
on a dang eighth of an acre?
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We will rise up and reclaim
all of what was once ours.
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He is the spirit of our people.
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Bobby is?
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Joseph.
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Oh.
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Hank.
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Oh, boy.
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I want my son back.
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DALE: I don't know.
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MAN: I hope there'll be some apple pie.
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Bobby, not in front of the Boomhauers!
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I'm sorry, Dr. Boomhauer.
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What are you doing?
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What better way to educate than to have
my own "Thanks taking� meal?
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It's gonna be very in-your-face.
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I refuse to eat
the white man"s white meat!
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That's it. You're going to your room.
And stay off the guests' coats.
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Hank, come on. Let him be.
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This is normal teenage rebellion.
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When I was his age,
I wrecked my parents' bicycle.
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All right, fine.
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But this whole anti-Thanksgiving thing
couldn't have come at a worse time.
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Well, the game is pretty straightforward.
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You can choose to spin
or you can choose to choose.
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If you choose to spin, you can land on
"spin,� or "choice,� or "lose a spin�...
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or "lose a choice,� or "free spin"�...
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or "free choice,� or "spin again.�
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I'll be right back.
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She loves the game.
But her ex-lover just showed up.
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Most players won't face such distractions.
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Hank, what's John Redcorn doing here?
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I thought he was here for you.
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Not in a while, Sug.
I'm scared he might do something stupid.
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Would you mind kicking him out?
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-Hey, John Redcorn.
-Hank.
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Are you here for something in particular?
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Because this is kind of
a family and neighbor kind of--
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-Bobby invited me.
-Bobby?
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He's just a minor.
He doesn't have the authority to--
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Is this because of what happened
in the car the other day?
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-I don't know what you're talking about.
-I was crying.
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And you felt a little uncomfortable with--
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Well, I know you're here to see Bobby,
so |I won't keep you.
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Hello, Bobby. How's the good fight?
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-Well, Mr. Redcorn, I found--
-There's Joseph!
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John Redcorn, what a pleasant surprise.
Have a beer.
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[Whispering] What the hell
do you think you're doing here?
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I'm going to talk to my son.
I bought him a skateboard.
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He's already got a skateboard,
and a helmet, and a father! So, leave.
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John Redcorn, hey.
Here's something to be thankful for.
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You got a settlement offer
from the government.
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Twelve delicious acres
of unincorporated Arlen.
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Twelve? I was seeking 130,000.
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There's no way I'm accepting this insult.
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Come on. Twelve's a lot.
Eleven of them are connected.
194
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The other one's across the highway.
If you don't want them, I'll take them.
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You're right. This is something to drink to.
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DALE: May I have your attention, everyone?
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I would just like to make a toast
to our friend, John Redcorn Ill...
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celebrating the return of 12 acres of land.
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Almost 0.001% of what he was seeking.
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Kudos.
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All right, then.
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Joseph hates me.
203
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Why would Joseph hate you?
He barely knows you.
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I would also like to make a toast...
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to the white man who steals our land
and steals our sons.
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To the white man!
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00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,879
To the white man?
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What the hell.
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Bobby, if you have anything nice to say
about the American Indians...
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now would be a good time.
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Thank you for finally hearing our voice.
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My friend John Redcorn...
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has taught me about how important
the history of his people is...
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especially on this day.
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And I am the only one who saw fit...
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to prepare a feast
that honors the Native American culture...
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not my land-grabbing ancestors.
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According to many expensive books
I studied at the bookstore...
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the Anasazi tribe from this region...
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celebrated their most festive occasions
by eating the body of their enemies.
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Anthropologists have found the leftovers
of these sacred meals...
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human bones with shiny patches...
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as if rubbed smooth
against the walls of cooking pots.
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So, today we salute
the Native American cannibal...
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or people-eater.
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It is in this spirit...
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that I invite you to enjoy
a Native American cannibal feast.
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Mr. Redcorn. This head's for you.
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Oh, man. You eat people?
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Joseph, don't listen to him.
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That was over 700 years ago!
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Get your hands off me, you cannibal freak!
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John Redcorn, it's me.
I brought you a to-go plate...
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it's the neck and gibs.
235
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They were this close
to giving them to the dog.
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Look, I feel terrible for what Joseph said.
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My son has all the Gribble passion
with none of the Gribble charm.
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Your son?
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Yes, I've been meaning to talk to you
about "your son.� Sit down.
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Fourteen years ago,
I was gassing up my jeep, and I met...
241
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Do I still need to use an ashtray?
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You want me to consult the rule book,
Dr. Boomhauer? Fine...
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you lose.
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Sorry. I thought you were Mr. Redcorn.
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That guy creeps me out.
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John Redcorn is a good man
who's lost everything important to him.
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Yeah, his stupid land. Get over it already.
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Joseph John Gribble,
you should be ashamed of yourself.
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What if your father lost the places he
hunted, and fished, and lived, and loved?
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Maybe it's my fault you don't understand
anything about his heritage.
251
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It's time we had a talk.
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Okay. How about this?
253
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Some things in life just happen.
254
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:27,014
You don't want to hurt anyone, but...
255
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:32,022
Come on. So Joseph called you a cannibal.
256
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:35,024
It's not like it's true, is it?
257
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Of course not.
Any cultural anthropologist will tell you...
258
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that the Anasazi tribe last practiced
cannibalism over 700 years ago!
259
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And you are affiliated with what tribe?
260
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Dale, I don't eat people!
261
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For God's sake! It would be like
me accusing you of cannibalism...
262
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just because that nut in Michigan who
boiled body parts on his stove was white.
263
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And that disc jockey in Philadelphia
who ate people in his basement.
264
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Also white.
265
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Boy, you're really up on your cannibalism,
John Redcorn.
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00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:09,652
-Well, look at the time.
-It just makes me so angry.
267
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You should know I'm highly carcinogenic.
268
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:19,365
Okay, that bell means you get a chance
to spin the prize wheel.
269
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I came up with the prize wheel
late last night.
270
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:25,804
So picture this as a 30-foot wheel
that spins.
271
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Bill, spin my arm.
272
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Come on!
273
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Come on!
274
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I win a Winnebago!
275
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So close! I spun it a little too hard.
276
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,071
[Phone ringing]
277
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:54,296
Hello?
278
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,069
John Redcorn's kidnapped me
and he's going to eat me.
279
00:17:57,176 --> 00:18:00,908
You're with John Redcorn?
Has he told you anything?
280
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:04,142
He's playing it very coy.
You have to save me, Hank.
281
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,047
Now, here's the plan.
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[Makes whispering sounds]
283
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:11,282
Dale, you're just going...
[Makes whispering sounds]
284
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:12,949
Well, I've got nothing!
285
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:18,422
Peggy. I got to go for a spin
to pick up Dale.
286
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:21,531
He's over at Redcorn's,
scared out of his pants.
287
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,159
I want to go.
288
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:26,465
I want to go, too. For Mr. Redcorn.
289
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:30,800
-Bobby, haven't you done enough to him?
-It's my choice.
290
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,668
Then give me your choice card.
291
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:38,344
I'm glad the Cowboys lost today,
after all they did to the Indians.
292
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,280
Damn it, don't go dragging them into this.
293
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:45,524
You're already in enough trouble.
You called John Redcorn a cannibal.
294
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:48,592
That's one of the worst things
you can call a person.
295
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:49,889
No, it's not!
296
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:54,900
The New York Times says cannibalism
is part of his cultural heritage.
297
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:58,967
And you have to respect
other people's culture.
298
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,903
Who are we to judge?
299
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:04,870
I am not judging,
I am stating a simple fact.
300
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,708
It is wrong to eat human beings.
301
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,008
Says you.
302
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:13,746
Yes. And I'll say it again.
It is wrong to eat another human being.
303
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:16,320
But it was right for the white man...
304
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:20,619
to throw blankets with smallpox
onto the Indian reservations?
305
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:25,061
No. That was wrong, too.
But so is eating human beings.
306
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:32,099
Bobby, I agree
that stealing Indians' land was wrong.
307
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:35,071
Can't you agree
that eating people is wrong?
308
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,372
-I guess.
-There you go.
309
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,705
You know, I left one turkey uncarved.
310
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,106
Can I have the knife back?
311
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:47,516
You sure can, Bobby.
But you barely need a knife...
312
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:51,180
'cause that bad boy
is so goddang succulent.
313
00:19:58,664 --> 00:19:59,631
[Dale exclaims]
314
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,401
So, what did you say to Dale?
315
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,128
Nothing yet.
316
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:07,537
I can't believe she left me for that.
317
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,674
She didn't leave you for that.
318
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:12,745
She married that
two years before she met you.
319
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:22,146
-Dad!
-Joseph's here? Good.
320
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,517
I can tell both of them at the same time.
321
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:27,752
Get back in the truck behind Bobby
where you're safe.
322
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:31,160
It's okay. He's not going to eat anyone.
323
00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:34,631
Mr. Redcorn,
I know you're not really a cannibal.
324
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,902
My mom told me.
She told me a lot of things.
325
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,132
Really? Like what?
326
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:44,034
How the white man stole your land
and your heritage...
327
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:46,745
and that it's time you got it back...
328
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:50,311
and how we're all children of the earth.
329
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:53,749
So in a weird way, we're related.
330
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,722
So what did you want to tell us,
Kemo Sabe?
331
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:03,125
I think I will take those 12 acres after all.
332
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:07,891
And then, upon my death, I would like
to pass the land on to you, Dale...
333
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:10,035
for all the help you've given me.
334
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,262
Score!
335
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:15,538
Then Joseph will live
on my forefathers' land after you die.
336
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,067
Thanks, Capt. Bring-Down.
337
00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:21,574
[Cars honking constantly]
338
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:28,786
This is nice land, John Redcorn.
339
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,215
With a little TLC...
340
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:34,418
[Loud traffic noises] I bet you could turn
this into a real nice place.
341
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:37,497
Maybe put up a garden and a fence and--
342
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:39,997
I am thinking about suing
the Highway Department...
343
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:42,534
to put in a sound-dampening fence.
344
00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:29,105
HANK: Oh, my God, it's so juicy.
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