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PEGGY: Okay, I just voted.
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Could you see anything?
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Nope. Nothing.
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You could develop film in that booth.
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That's right.
Peggy Hill's garage of democracy...
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is gonna make those saps
in Precinct 9 wish...
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they'd never voted
in that stinking firehouse.
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Hey, Dad. Can you give me and Luanne...
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a ride to where Route 15 meets the 42?
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Why? There's nothing there
but a huge empty lot.
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Nuh-uh, Uncle Hank.
This week it's 20 acres of fun...
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and one acre of craft.
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At the Heimlich County Fair.
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Well, Luanne,
I wish you'd get this excited...
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about voting
in your first presidential election.
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Now, did you send in
those registration forms I gave you...
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for your eighteenth birthday?
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No. But that's okay.
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I'll just vote for president next year.
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[Sigh]
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Come on, Mom.
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I am not leaving
until this booth has proven to me...
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that it is 100% confidential.
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Okay. How many fingers am I holding up?
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Peggy. there is absolutely
no way you can see through that--
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Three?
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I was just guessing.
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Mom, can I have five tickets for fair food?
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I don't want them guessing
my weight on an empty stomach.
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I'm hungry, too.
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Luanne, you should be hungry
for democracy.
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Um, no.
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Yeah, I think I wanted the corn on a stick.
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Luanne, in a few years that corn'll be gone.
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But the thrill of voting lasts and lasts.
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I still get goose pimples
thinking about pulling the lever...
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for Councilman Fred Everett.
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Of course, then he betrayed me.
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Now, go on and register.
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The polls and the media
have been ignoring my campaign.
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But they're gonna have a little surprise
come election day...
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when long-shot candidate
Ted T. Ganaway...
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moves out of his parents' house
and into the White House!
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Hey, look. A fringe candidate.
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Poor confused bastard.
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Well, you have to admire his dedication.
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I mean, he's right here in the heart
of what I like to call "Bush Country."
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Hello, friends.
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You made eye contact.
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Nice job, Hank. You talk to him.
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My name is Ted T. Ganaway
and I'm running for president.
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Yeah. Well...
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my wife and I are pretty committed
to George W. Bush, you know.
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And even if we weren't, well...
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there's four or five candidates
ahead of you.
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Well, good luck with the campaign.
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Governor George W. Bush
and Vice President Al Gore...
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want you to focus
on my hit-and-run conviction...
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and not my sixteen-point plan for America.
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Dad, I know it's not up your alley,
but there's this pig named Mitch--
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Let's go.
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Welcome, folks.
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Y'all ready
for some world-class pig-diving?
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Now, before we meet our star,
let's give a county-fair howdy...
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to Mitch's Fishes.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to you the main event...
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the real deal,
the finest diver with four legs...
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the Pork Louganis,
Mitch the Amazing Diving Pig.
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For his first dive,
Mitch will perform the tula-hula...
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a death-defying plunge through not one,
not three...
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but two hula hoops.
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Yes!
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That was pretty good for a pig.
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And now for our finale.
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Mitch will dive
through three rings of burning fire.
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It is the most difficult dive
known to man or pig:
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The Johnny Cash!
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You can do it, Mitch.
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I love this pig!
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Nothing to worry about, folks.
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Mitch is just hamming it up.
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Where is he?
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Where is he?
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Somebody do something!
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Oh, God! Mitch!
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Bobby, no! That's pig water!
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Mitch is dead!
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Not this pig, not today.
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Thank you, son. You saved my boy's life.
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-What's your name?
-Bobby Hill.
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Let's give a big hand to Bobby Hill...
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the amazing pig-saving boy!
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Oh, God!
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How much money
is it gonna take to get that film?
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Don't worry. I'm not with the press.
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I'm with the Bush-Cheney campaign.
And you must be...
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the amazing pig-saving boy's father.
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-Well. I don't--
-This is just the kind of heroism...
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the Governor loves to attach himself to.
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Why don't you all come
to his Get Out The Vote rally next week...
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-as our guests?
-Great.
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Now, if you do a background check...
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I'm Hank R. Hill, not that Hank P. Hill...
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who doesn't pay his Discover Card bill.
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Uncle Hank, I registered to vote.
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Oh, terrific. George W.'s gonna need
every vote he can get...
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or they won't call it a landslide.
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George W.? He's not a communist, is he?
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No, he's not.
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Wait. Here it is.
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See, our candidate is Robert Parigi.
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What? Communist? No!
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I guess I cancel your vote out.
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My first election
and your vote means nothing.
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Long live the People's Revolution!
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HANK: What were you thinking?
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The Russians don't even believe
in communism anymore.
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You said you wanted me to vote.
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You sure did, Hank.
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Maybe Luanne has a good reason
for throwing her vote away.
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I've got several.
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First, the line at his booth
was the shortest.
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I like his tie. It's red.
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And his shirt is white.
And his jacket is blue.
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And that stands for America. Communism!
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So I see you finally got
Luanne involved in politics.
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That's good...
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ass.
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The people united...
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-Boo!
-Commie, go home!
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Okay.
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I just think
if you don't read the newspaper...
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and the only TV you watch is the MTV...
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you shouldn't be allowed to vote.
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Stop fighting the last war, Hank.
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Women got the vote
and there's nothing we can do about it.
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Unless...
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Unless what?
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I don't know. You're a smart guy.
You'll figure something out.
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[Doorbell ringing]
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I'll get it.
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LUANNE: [In English accent]
Good evening, mate.
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May I trouble you for a word?
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HANK: Oh, Lord.
PEGGY: Who is it, Hank?
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The Manger Babies. I'll get rid of them.
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Cheerio. I just wanted to tell you...
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you should vote for Robert Parigi
of the Communist Party USA...
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for President, what-what.
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You don't know
the first thing about communism.
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What's to know?
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Robert Parigi's got the cutest little ears
and prettiest eyebrows.
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So, can I tell Robert
he can count on your vote?
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No, you cannot. I hate communists.
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All they do is boss people around.
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Sounds like you, Uncle Hank.
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Luanne, please go home before I tell you...
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you're acting like an idiot
and make you cry.
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Hee-haw! You're a communist! Hee-haw!
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-No, I'm not!
-Welcome to the party, mate.
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Get that penguin back here. I'm not done.
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Hee-haw! Power to the people, comrade!
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Why, I say! You look good in red,
Comrade Hill, what-what.
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All right. I gave you fair warning.
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Luanne, you're acting like an idiot.
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Oh, no!
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Uncle Hank, no.
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Hank, I'm making cookies
to serve on election day.
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Which do you think tastes better?
The Chips Ahoy heated up...
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or the E.L. Fudge heated up?
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I don't know.
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Well, where is Luanne?
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Well, I told her she was being an idiot
and she ran off crying.
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Oh, Hank. Again?
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Well, she called me a communist
in my own home.
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She doesn't know what the heck
she's talking about.
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All right, Hank. Luanne is Cinderella.
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And she fell for the wrong prince.
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You have to be her fairy godmother...
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and introduce her to George W. Bush.
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Take her to the Bush rally,
or as I like to call it, "the ball"...
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and let George W. put his issues...
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or as I like to call them,
"the glass slippers,๏ฟฝ on her feet.
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I can't bring a communist to see
the next president of the United States.
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Hank, if Luanne is still a communist...
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after hearing
the greatest orator of our day...
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then she really is a communist
and then we really have a problem.
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Hey, y'all. How're y'all doing?
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He's even more handsome than his dad.
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Well, Barbara's a handsome woman.
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But, you know, it's his ideas
that you'll find the most attractive.
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I don't know. He's really handsome.
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Now, I don't want any of y'all to think...
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Dick Cheney and I
have this thing in the bag.
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So, don't forget to vote on November 7.
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I really like his smile.
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And his tie. Which is red.
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I like red ties.
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Luanne, stop looking at him.
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Close your eyes and listen to the issues.
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Wait till you hear him call for lower taxes
and a stronger national defense.
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I just gave away the end of his speech.
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...and a strong national defense.
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God bless you and God bless
the United States of America.
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You know, you were right, Uncle Hank.
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He's gonna cut my taxes...
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and let me pray in junior college.
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I think I will vote for him.
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There you go.
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Pig boy.
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Pig heart-transplant boy
or pig-saving boy?
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-I can't remember.
-I'll wing it.
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Hey, there's Heimlich County's
newest hero.
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I was just in the right place
at the right time, like any hero.
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-Yeah. And I'm the boy's dad.
-And I need your vote, partner.
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Well, you've got it, Governor Bush.
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[Quizzical instrumental music]
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-What's wrong, Hank?
-Oh, my God!
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His handshake...
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it's limp.
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Did Bush's hand feel like a flounder?
Or something softer, like a jellyfish?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Was it mushy and wet
like a handful of egg salad?
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It was soft and damp.
Let's just leave it at that.
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Was it a wriggler?
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Stop it. All of you, stop it.
Stop it right now!
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This is dead serious.
I don't know what to do.
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I thought I knew the man.
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But the man I knew
had a strong, firm grip.
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I thought you only cared
about the issues, Hank.
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Well, yeah.
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But a man's handshake is an issue.
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It's... Well, it's the character issue.
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No. Character is about having principles...
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and not sleeping with the help and such.
But a wimpy handshake...
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-now, that's just trivial, Hank.
-It's not trivial.
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This man could be the next leader
of the free world.
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We're gonna have nut-job third-world
dictators walking all over us...
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when they find out our president...
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doesn't have a strong enough finger
to push the button.
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That makes a lot of sense...
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a lot of nonsense.
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Why don't we choose the president
by lottery like they choose the pope?
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Don't be ridiculous.
That's how Luanne would pick a president.
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No dumber than a handshake.
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Yup. You and Luanne, two peas in a pod.
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All voters are the same:
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simpleminded fools
who think their vote makes a difference.
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00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:32,729
The system's broke, Hank. The
election baby has peed in the bathwater.
249
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,933
You gotta throw them both out.
250
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:38,568
It was a horrible, horrible,
horrible handshake.
251
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:40,844
But, I don't know.
252
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:43,939
Come on, Hank.
Spend tomorrow not voting with me.
253
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,576
Every election day
I go Christmas shopping.
254
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:50,020
All the suckers are at the polls.
The outlet malls are empty.
255
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,724
The parking lots are full,
which I never understood.
256
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:57,262
I got a theory,
but it involves the largest mirror in Texas.
257
00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:59,161
No, no. I've got to vote.
258
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:02,394
-So, you're voting for the other fellow?
-I don't know.
259
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:06,871
All I know is if I don't vote,
I won't get called for jury duty anymore.
260
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:14,703
Hank, honey, if you have to go into
the garage, please walk on the stripes.
261
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:18,444
-The stars will not be dry until morning.
-Look, look. Right there.
262
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:22,249
See that guy's reaction
when Bush shakes his hand? Surprise...
263
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,257
then disappointment.
264
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,917
Sure. But when I want to watch
Scent of a Woman...
265
00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:29,051
you don't even know
how to work the VCR.
266
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:32,427
See, the guy's smiling, happy,
on top of the world.
267
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:35,131
Then Bush shakes,
there goes the man's face.
268
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:38,431
See? Surprise, then disappointment.
See that?
269
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,974
Surprise, then disappointment.
270
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,976
Surprise, then disappointment.
271
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,714
Surprise, then disappointment.
272
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:52,508
Hank, honey, thanks for making
your side of the bed this morning.
273
00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:55,380
It saved me lots of time. Hank?
274
00:15:57,423 --> 00:16:00,017
You know, with voter turnout
at all-time lows...
275
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,322
not voting makes me more American.
276
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,829
The only thing more American
than not voting...
277
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:09,061
is Egyptian cotton/linen irregulars
at 40% off.
278
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:11,569
DALE: First stop, Wamsutta sheets.
279
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,309
Mrs. Fedder, what time do you have?
280
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,940
-A little before 7:00.
- I have 7:00.
281
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:21,604
It's still a little before 7:00.
282
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:28,885
On three, two, one, now.
283
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:30,856
Now!
284
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:36,722
Hi, Peggy.
285
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:39,191
First to vote, last to leave.
286
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:46,599
And the pockets are big enough
for an umbrella.
287
00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:50,870
Joseph will love it.
288
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,538
I look like a jackass.
289
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,819
Look at that.
290
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,988
Well, I'm ready to vote.
Where's Uncle Hank?
291
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,688
I wanted us to vote at the same time.
292
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,288
He and Dale went down
to that outlet mall.
293
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:12,364
You know, the one next door to Mexico.
294
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:16,060
Well, he'll be back before the polls close,
won't he?
295
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,393
Oh, no, no, no.
296
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:21,398
But that's okay. Hank says he's not voting.
297
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:29,111
Smell this, Hank.
Does it smell like Boomhauer?
298
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:33,046
Yeah, it smells like Boomhauer.
He's gonna love it.
299
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:34,551
[Pager beeping]
300
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,019
This could be a propane emergency.
301
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:39,285
No. Just Luanne...
302
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,416
or one of her Manger Babies.
303
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:42,824
So, where to, Dale?
304
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:46,194
Well, Nancy's been wanting
an onyx chessboard...
305
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:47,994
and I know just the place.
306
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:52,296
I think Uncle Hank is dead!
He didn't return my page.
307
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,396
Well, I am sure he's not dead, Luanne.
308
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,272
That number is for
propane emergencies only.
309
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,443
Dale, this bridge goes into Mexico.
310
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:07,679
Did I make a wrong turn?
All right. Let me try to spin around.
311
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,848
Nope. Not yet.
312
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,150
Now? Nope.
313
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:16,418
Oh, well, we're in Mexico.
What are you gonna do?
314
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,429
Dang it, Dale. Turn around up here.
315
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:21,796
No. There is to be no deviation
from the plan.
316
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,429
-What plan?
-Oh, I'm sorry.
317
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:27,131
We're gonna spend
the rest of the day in Mexico...
318
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:28,968
see how the election turns out.
319
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:32,477
If there's any problem,
civil unrest, military coup...
320
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:35,975
we will remain in Mexico
under assumed identities.
321
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,483
You are Fritz Krueger:
wealthy Ecuadorian rancher.
322
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:44,247
And I am Central American
singing sensation Lamotil.
323
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:48,653
You know I'm not Ecuadorian.
So why would I need Ecuadorian papers?
324
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,522
You're already not voting.
325
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,065
You might as well give up
your citizenship.
326
00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:55,793
Believe me, Hank,
if things go sour up north...
327
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:59,098
you'll be happy you're
a non-naturalized resident alien in Mexico.
328
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:00,172
[Pager beeping]
329
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:04,805
It's Rudy at Goobersmooches.
Now, believe me, this is serious.
330
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:07,902
He doesn't just call to chat.
We have nothing in common.
331
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:17,553
-Goobersmooches.
-Rudy?
332
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,955
No, it's Luanne Platter.
333
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,794
And it's not a propane emergency.
334
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:25,498
It's a "Why aren't you voting emergency?"
335
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,157
Why aren't you voting?
336
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,763
Because my candidate's handshake
had no character.
337
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,799
But Hank's character is to vote anyways...
338
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,841
even if it's rainy, or your face is splotchy...
339
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:40,344
or your uncle made you cry,
or your candidate's a dud.
340
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,811
It doesn't take any character to give up.
341
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,077
What do you know?
You've never even voted.
342
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:49,417
Well, maybe I won't vote after all,
since apparently it's not that important.
343
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:52,554
I think I'll go shopping,
just like you did, Uncle Hank.
344
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:56,617
Because I don't need to vote, but I
can always use a good pair of pants.
345
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,763
Luanne, I want you to meet me
at our polling place.
346
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,835
And I'll give you the pants
I just bought you for Christmas.
347
00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:08,706
Dale, can I see your keys for a second?
348
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:12,403
-Why?
-It was supposed to be a surprise.
349
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:16,846
But I bought you
a leather key chain at the Coach outlet...
350
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,179
and I wanted to make sure it fits.
351
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:23,483
When did you do that?
When I was trying on underwear?
352
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:28,517
Wait a minute.
You know I don't like key chains.
353
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:32,723
-What did you get me? A money clip?
-Keep guessing.
354
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,699
DALE: Kenneth Cole shoes?
355
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,425
A new spaghetti pot?
356
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,296
A leather backpack?
357
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,201
Something with leather?
358
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,470
Come on.
359
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,709
Sir, do you know
how fast you were going?
360
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:55,481
Yeah. Eighty-six miles per hour.
Now, would you mind writing this up fast?
361
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,558
I've got to get home
before the polls close. I've got to vote.
362
00:20:58,657 --> 00:20:59,988
You haven't voted?
363
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,856
DALE: A Namby ice bucket?
364
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,529
Cap snaffler? Total Gym?
365
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,268
You made it!
366
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:15,303
-How much time do we have?
-One minute.
367
00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:18,342
-I have two minutes.
-One minute.
368
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:41,127
-So, who'd you vote for, Hank?
-No.
369
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:44,562
If he tells you, it won't come true.
370
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,147
[Patriotic instrumental music]
371
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:58,979
Hello. I'm Hank Hill
from TV's King of the Hill.
372
00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:02,418
And I'm Bobby Hill
from TV's King of the Hill.
373
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,920
Welcome to what used to be my garage.
374
00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:08,153
That's where I usually park my bike.
375
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:11,230
We're here to remind you
to register to vote.
376
00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:14,196
So go ahead,
fill out your registration card...
377
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:17,634
and you'll be eligible to win
these valuable prizes.
378
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,331
Freedom...
379
00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:20,801
civic pride...
380
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,931
and a brand-new president.
381
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:25,937
DALE: Was it a wriggler?
382
00:22:25,987 --> 00:22:30,537
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