All language subtitles for King of the Hill s04e15 Naked Ambition.eng

[THEME MUSIC]

[CHEERFUL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

[DUCKS QUACKING]

[SCREAMING EXCITEDLY]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[GIGGLING]

[SIGHS]

- Shouldn't she be wearing a life vest?
- [EXCLAIMING] No.

[LUANNE CONTINUES SCREAMING]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

HANK:
Here we go.

[LAUGHING]

[CAR HORN HONKING]

Let's go, Kahn Jr.

I'll see you later, Bobby.

Wait, I can ride home with you.
We could sit in the back and hold hands.

Maybe next time.

My mom's got this new moisturizer
I've been sneaking.

- Very smooth.
- My hands are still pruney.

- It wouldn't be fair to you.
- What?

You still haven't told
them we're dating.

It's not you, Bobby. It's just...

My dad has his heart set on me
going out with Chane Usanasong.

Who whatsanonsom?

Chane. He's Laotian.

But does he make you laugh?

You are getting sleepy.

You will tell your parents about us,

and you will quit smoking.

[CAR HORN HONKING]

[GIGGLING]
I'll tell them. I promise.

[CAR ENGINE STARTING]

[LUANNE HUMMING]

Son, why is there a towel
on your head?

You, sir, are getting sleepy.

From now on you will buy
only brand-name cola.

Just go change.

BILL:
Hey, Boomhauer!

Peggy won't let me in her car.
Can I go home with you?

No way, man.
You know, dang old last rays, man.

No sun on the dark
side of the moon, man.

- Go home with Gribble.
- Okay.

Call me later if you wanna talk about
how much fun we had today.

[PEACEFUL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

[BOTH GASP]

[BOTH SCREAM IN HORROR]

[LUANNE SIGHS]

[BOTH SCREAMING]

Bobby, have you seen Luanne?

No, she's my cousin.
I'm gonna ride home with Joseph.

Oh, man! What'd she look like?
Come on.

I don't wanna think about it.

- She's got big boobs, doesn't she?
- Yes.

- I knew it.
- Luanne is practically my sister.

I'm not supposed to see her
in that state of affairs.

I just gotta get that picture
out of my head.

Put it in my head.
Tell me everything.

Was she wearing high heels?

She wasn't wearing anything.

Oh, man.

I'm gonna picture her in high heels.

[EXCLAIMING DREAMILY]

[SLOW INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]

[ALARM SOUNDING IN DISTANCE]

[MUMBLING]

I got dang old...

[EXCLAIMS QUIZZICALLY]

[OMINOUS INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

Hey, Bobby, I thought
we could walk to school together today.

We walk to school
together every day.

And we don't leave
for another 20 minutes.

I can't go back home.

My dad already armed the perimeter.

- Hey, Luanne.
- Hi.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[DOG BARKING FURIOUSLY]

Hey, man.

What you looking at, man?

[HORN BLARING]

[CAR TIRES SCREECHING]

Hey, man. What you doing, man?
In a bad way, man.

Dang old that, man,
dang old flip-flops.

BOOMHAUER: Walk across the street
like dang old hot coals, man.

Dogs barking like a dang old chicken
running around with his head cut off.

Head cut off.

[EXCLAIMS NERVOUSLY]

So, I'm walking to my truck and bam!

Right into a spider web.

[CHUCKLES]

I sneezed for a half an hour.

My class was canceled
and the library was closed.

[GIGGLES]

I love college.

JOSEPH:
Hey, Bobby.

I thought I'd come over and
help you with your math homework.

We're kind of in the middle
of dinner right now.

I'll wait.

- Hey, Luanne.
- Yeah, hi.

[MYSTERIOUS INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

Patient exhibiting classic signs
of schizophrenia...

I wake up and I'm sunburned and
I'm like, dang old where I am, man.

...possibly a threat
to himself and others.

BOOMHAUER: Get out of here
and go home.

Recommendation:
72-hour involuntary commitment.

Oh, dang.

Okay, Boomhauer, you win.
I promise not to tell Hank. What?

You're where?

The booby hatch.

Wait. The gentlemen's club
or the mental hospital?

Oh, my God!

There must have been
some kind of misunderstanding.

There was?

I'll be right there.

[CLICKING TONGUE]

Come on, where're you going?
I'm not leaving without my kiss.

I can wait.

I can destroy you.

"Mrs. Johnson's bag has six puppies,

and Mr. Peterson's bag
has minus four puppies."

LUANNE: Good night, Uncle Hank,
Aunt Peggy.

She's going to bed.

Maybe I could see her naked
when she's changing.

I wish you could get that excited
about my math homework.

- Going to bed, Luanne?
- Nope.

First I got to shower.

[EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY]

Joseph, my parents
are right down the hall.

Why don't your doors have keyholes?

You're really starting to creep me out.
Now, go home.

[GASPS IN FRIGHT]

Bobby, it's perfectly natural
to want to see a woman naked,

but I am your cousin.

Now, the first time was an accident,

but if I catch you again,
you are going to hell.

Are you crazy?
We're gonna get caught.

- I could go to hell.
- I can't help myself.

I got a monkey on my back
and it wants to see Luanne naked.

Okay. One quick look
and then you go home.

[JOSEPH EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION]

JOSEPH: I can't see anything.
It's all fogged up.

- Too bad. She likes hot showers.
- Does she?

Give me those.

[GRUNTING AND GROANING]

[THUDS]

[SCREAMING]

Joseph?

Bobby?

- Bobby.
- Hey, Connie.

How dare you, Bobby?

Peeping at me is bad enough,

but bringing your friend over
to scope me out, too?

Connie, please, you don't--

Is this what you're looking for?
Is this what you came to see?

Well, take a good look, you pervs.
You disgust me.

Honest, Connie,
we weren't looking at you.

- We were looking at--
- Birds.

Birds?

Joseph and I were
looking at birds.

- We were bird-watching.
- At night?

You know a better time
to see an owl or...

Bat? A bat?

You're not only a pervert,
you're a liar.

I'm a liar?

Have you told your parents
we're dating like you said you would?

No. And maybe now I don't have to.

- Maybe you don't.
- Maybe I don't.

Oops!

Hey, look.

[OWL HOOTING]

[MYSTERIOUS INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

Okay, smoking break's over.

Last one inside loses
Internet privileges.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[MUMBLING]

DALE:
Hey, you, crazy guy.

I'll give you a smoke
if you trade clothes with me.

DALE:
Boomhauer.

Man. That dang old
about time, Gribble.

Man, old hit the road, man.

Infiltration of mental hospital complete.

Proceed to phase two.

Exfiltration of mental hospital.

[DALE GRUNTING]

Apparently, this door has
some sort of anti-opening device.

[GROANS]

BOBBY: I don't remember
my locker combination.

Connie keeps track
of that kind of stuff.

She's still icing me out,

trying to get me to crack.

You can't tell her the truth.

What are you gonna say? You let me
cop a look at your naked cousin?

- Hey, Connie.
- Bobby.

Come on, baby.
Don't be that way.

Why don't you come over tonight?
I got a new laser pointer.

Sorry, Bobby, I have plans.

No, wait.

I'm not sorry.

[MELANCHOLIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

...which is why so many people
are suddenly allergic to peanuts.

Peanuts are emitting toxins
as an evolutionary defense mechanism.

They're tired of being eaten.
And now they're fighting back.

- I see.
- Anyhoo,

I just stopped by to pick up
my buddy Boomhauer.

You see, we're both
in here by mistake.

Now, I can't vouch for Boomhauer,
but I am most definitely not crazy.

Go on.

Did you just say, "Go, Mom"?

Now who's the crazy one?

[EXCLAIMING AFFIRMATIVELY]

Did you try telling them
you're not crazy?

No, I don't see any reason
why Hank has to know.

Can I tell Boomhauer?

[EXCLAIMING INCREDULOUSLY]
No.

Okay. I'll be right there.

[LAUGHING GOOFILY]

[PEACEFUL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

[SIGHS SOFTLY]

[CAR HORN HONKING]

Connie Souphanousinphone,
meet Chane Usanasong.

[EXCLAIMS IN SHOCK]

You are much more beautiful
than your picture led me to believe.

What picture?

I sent him picture.
So what? Go have great time.

Chane, maybe we can sit
in the back seat and hold hands?

[BOBBY GASPS]

[WHIMPERS]

BILL: Now, I know this
is gonna sound crazy,

pardon me, insane,

but two of my best friends
have been accidentally committed

to this nuthouse.

I'll get the doctor on call.
Just don't let anyone touch my scissors.

[LIGHT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[EXCLAIMS QUIZZICALLY]

Man, I can't take it anymore.
Talk about that old crazy roommate.

Trying to get me to swallow
my dang old tongue, man.

Hold that thought.
I think I hear Bill.

It's just that in the alley,

no one cares what
I have to say, but here,

I feel heard and accepted,

and, dare I say, loved?

- Ping-Pong?
- Yo.

[DOOR CREAKING]

- BOBBY: Have a nice time?
- CONNIE: Bobby?

Did he win that for you
at the carnival?

No, Chane collects them. But...

otherwise, he's the man of my dreams
and I'm going to marry him.

- You can't.
- Why not?

All right.

We weren't bird-watching.
We were peeping.

Now call off the wedding.

Well, thank you for
finally telling the truth.

Yeah, but we weren't
peeping at you.

I accidentally saw Luanne naked
at the river,

and I told Joseph, and he got jealous
because he's in love with her.

So then he wanted to see her naked
and I said okay,

but just for a little
and then you caught us.

So you weren't peeping at me?

You got to believe me, Connie.
I would never peep at you.

Never ever.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

I mean, who would want to look at me
when they could look at her?

I would.

Not through a window or anything,
but in the same room together.

I mean, you are my girlfriend,
aren't you?

Yes.

That's what boyfriends
and girlfriends do.

They take off their clothes
and then they look at each other naked.

- I guess.
- Sure they do.

I mean, don't you
want to see me naked?

Okay.

- Really?
- Well, if you don't want to.

No, it's... Tell you what.

Maybe we could just start with
our shirts, you know?

What's the rush?
We got our whole lives ahead of us.

Okay. You first.

[SIGHS DEEPLY]

Okay.

- You've got a pretty body.
- Thank you.

Here goes.

KAHN:
So, how was date with Chane?

Kahn, what's going on?

KAHN:
Oh, my!

Repeat after me.

Bobby Hill is not your boyfriend.

- Chane Usanasong is your boyfriend.
- No, he's not.

Chane Usanasong is your boyfriend.

Mom, we had one date.

- I don't even like--
- Chane Usanasong.

Chane Usanasong is
a boring know-it-all,

who only talks about himself
and cheats at miniature golf.

I don't want to date him.
I want to date Bobby.

You think that boy have future?

That not baby fat. That permanent.

Kahn Jr., you leave me no choice.
You are grounded.

Bobby Hill is not
allowed on my property.

JOSEPH: First you cop a look at Luanne,
then you see Connie naked?

Man, when did you
become such a player?

I didn't see Connie naked.
I only saw her bellybutton.

- How was it?
- Incredible.

But I'll never see it again.

Connie's grounded,

and when my dad hears about this,
he's gonna ground me, too.

You'll be stuck in the house all day
with Luanne?

[EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY]

[HUMMING]

DALE:
We gotta get out of here.

The smoking breaks are too short,

the food is good at best,

and the antidepressants
are making my mouth dry and happy.

Can I get some glitter, please?

- Why don't we just call Hank?
- No.

Hank must never know
we were in here.

Our society stigmatizes
the mentally ill.

And rightly so.
These people are nuts.

If we're ever gonna bust out of here,
we'll need our wits about us.

So, from now on,
no more taking pills.

We'll save them up
and sell them to the guards.

With that money we'll buy a rope.

Man, what're you talking about
a stupid plan? Never gonna work.

Really? You have a better idea?

Yeah, man. I tell you what.
About every day about 2:15, man,

that old laundry truck, man.

Come on in on coffee break,
all do, nothing to it, man.

[LAUGHING MOCKINGLY]

That is the worst plan
I have ever heard.

But this is a democracy,
so we'll put it to a vote.

All in favor of Boomhauer's plan?

I must admit I am
surprised by the results.

I figured I had at least my support.

What are you gonna do?

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[SIGHS]

[SCRAPING]

Hey, Kahn, I thought I heard
someone mixing concrete.

That's right.

I'm building fence,
big fence, 8 feet tall,

between your house and my house.

Eight feet?

Yeah, you see, Kahn,

in this neighborhood
side fences have to be 5'6" or under.

It's not in the code,
it's something I'm trying to enforce.

You really want to help me,
Hank Hill?

You keep your dirty little boy's hands
off my innocent, genius daughter.

Now, what's that supposed to mean?

Last night I catch Bobby
half-naked in Connie's room.

Bobby?

Truth about your little boy
not so pretty after all, is it, Hank Hill?

He girl-crazy sex fiend.

That boy's gonna
get a talking-to, I tell you what.

[CHUCKLING]

[SIGHS HEAVILY]

[STEALTHY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

[GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

Ron.

[STEALTHY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC CONTINUES]

[FIRE ALARM RINGING]

[ALL YELLING]

Okay, man. Come on, move.

[TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

[GRUNTS]

[DALE YELLING]

[BILL YELLING]

DALE:
How did they find out about this?

I might've mentioned
something in group.

[SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY]

Don't take the dang old...

[SCREAMS]

[GROANS]

First one to regain consciousness
calls Hank.

All right. I just spoke
with your doctor.

Boomhauer, you were kept for
the mandatory 72 hours.

And since you don't seem to
be a threat to yourself or others,

you're free to go.

All right, man.
Dang old Hank, man.

Dale, you were never actually admitted,
so you're also free to go.

But, the doctor thinks that you should
keep on taking your medication.

[GRUNTS]

Easier to swallow.

And, Bill, the doctor says that since
you checked yourself in voluntarily,

you can leave whenever you want.

Yeah, I know, but I think
I'll stay a few more days.

I'm making some real progress here.

- Bill, just get in the truck.
- No!

I learned in group
that I sacrifice my feelings too easily.

My feelings are valid, Hank. I'm valid.

I made this for you.

[SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

MINH: You will call Chane Usanasong
and apologize for not calling sooner.

Here. I wrote out
Laotian chitchat for you.

Make sure you use honorific verb form.

[GIGGLING]

MINH:
You think this is funny?

Not many Laotian boys in Arlen.
Don't piss this away.

[SUSPENSEFUL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

[EXCLAIMS IN SHOCK]

[LAUGHING]

Go ahead. Try to sneak into
my daughter's room now.

KAHN:
Stupid redneck.

[WHISPERING]
Bobby. Bobby.

Connie. Come down here.
I miss you.

I can't move or I'll set off
my dad's security light.

Don't move.

[CAR APPROACHING]

[GASPS]

Dad, what're you doing here?

I was just getting the guys
out of the insane asylum.

What're you doing here?

[SIGHS]

The 10-footer ought to do it.

The middle one.

[SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

Hurry, Bobby.

[SCREAMING]

[KAHN CURSING]

I know a couple of those words.

- BOBBY: I better go.
- CONNIE: Bye.

I see you. Kahn see everything.

You know, you're not too big
to be spanked, you dirty little hillbilly.

Aunt Peggy,
Mr. Kahn saw me naked.

Oh, man.

[THEME MUSIC]

DALE:
Did you just say, "Go, Mom"?

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