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[opening theme]

♪ He's a man on a mission ♪

♪ In armor of high tech ammunition ♪

♪ Trapped on the edge of an endless game♪

♪ His teenage life will never be the same♪

♪ In a dangerous world he does all he can ♪

♪ He's Iron Man ♪

♪ Iron Man ♪

[loud thrust]

[electronic music]

COMPUTER: Warning! Pilot falling asleep.

Auto-pilot function taking over.

Tony, wake up!

[beeping sounds] TONY: What?

I'm awake!

Oh man!

It's 4 AM! I gotta get home.

I can't deal with anymore long nights.

[sirens]

[tyres screeching]

Never any rest for the wicked.

That was an innocent mailbox! What did it ever do to you?

[♪♪♪]

TONY: Launching.

[♪♪♪]

Ha!

We did it! We're the guys who finally whacked Iron Man!

All I wanted was a little more sleep before school.

[heavy engine rev]

[♪♪♪]

[loading]

Evasive action!

[loud crashes]

[truck klaxon horn blasting]

[truck horns]

[♪♪♪]

[screeching]

Ooooh! That woke me up!

MAGGIA: If that didn't take out Iron Man

I don't know what...

[♪♪♪]

Hey guys! I'd love to play chase all night

but I really must get some sleep.

So, if you don't mind handing over whatever you've stolen

I'll be on my way.

[sirens]

[light suspense music]

[yawn]

[♪♪♪]

Look who the cat dragged in!

Tony Stark!

What's up bro?

Dude, you look awful.

And you don't smell so wonderful either.

Phew!

Yeah Tony, when was the last time you changed that shirt?

Back off guys, I was up till almost five.

Working...

I can barely keep my eyes open.

I really could use some serious...

sleep...

[heads drop]

[mysterious music]

[bang]

[chain sounds]

Wait... what?

Hello Anthony Edward Stark! Prepare to take your final exam!

Rhona?

And Andy?

What is this, some kind of joke?

Not at all, Anthony.

You can call me professor Erwin, now.

It's time to take the DAT's,

the Deadly Aptitude Test!

You'll have to think hard. And think fast.

[laughs out loud]

[both laugh]

You two weirdoes have some serious issues. Not funny.

School isn't funny. It's punishingly difficult.

That was quite amusing, sis.

Your humous is always spot-on.

What's going on? Where is everyone?

The whole school is locked away in the gymnasium. Fast asleep.

No one can help you.

This is crazy. Why are you doing this, Rhona?

Because you're a fake! A phoney!

I was number one at this school until you arrived

and cheated me out of it!

You mock me, humiliate me behind my back.

What?

Up until a couple of months ago, I didn't even know you.

Well you certainly know who I am now.

I will to prove to you that I'm the smartest one of all.

- Shall we begin, sister? - Indeed.

The rules are simple.

There are five questions.

With every correct answer, you'll advance to the next test.

With every failure, something terrible will happen.

Let the DAT's begin!

[♪♪♪]

[suspense music]

[gasping]

- Tony! - Pepper!

You ok?

Oh, I don't know, I'm chained to a pole

so I'm guessing, not really!

[♪♪♪]

TONY: These shackles are high tech.

Wired to an open via remote control.

You know a lot about technology, Anthony.

But do you know its history?

[♪♪♪]

[dramatically tense music]

- Mirrors? - Irridiated ones.

[clonk]

Light...

amplified...

by stimulated emission of radiation... A laser!

In ancient Greece, a man used the same type of mirrors

to set fire to Roman ships.

In 30 seconds, your fiery red-headed friend

will litterally be on fire! Unless you tell me

who was that man who created the earliest laser?

Ok! I know you said you hate history.

but you better remember that answer now, Tony Stark!

I thought this was supposed to be between you and me, Rhona.

You can't do this!

Oh but I can.

I was joking when I said I wanted to go on a diet.

[struggle groans]

Come on Stark! Focus!

I'm so tired. Come on, you know this!

[screams]

It was...

The name of Merlin's owl in that book, too...

Archi...

It was Archimedes!

[beep]

[screams] TONY: Pepper!

- Are you ok? - For now.

This is like some kind of twisted horror movie sequel.

Rhoda is not just nuts, she's the whole bag of trail mix.

Not bad... That was...

Cutting it close.

[malicious laugh]

[brother joins her]

Another good one, sis.

Can I activate the trap next time and make the snarky pun?

We talked about this, Andy, remember? I'm the supervillain

and you're my evil henchman.

I'm done with this game.

Come on, Pepper, we're getting out of here!

[hard slam]

Forfeit the game, you forfeit your lives.

And the lives of your friends.

[dramatic music]

If anything happens to them, I'll...

Nothing will happen to them if

your intellect can match mine, Anthony.

My dear sister, you know he's no match for you.

He's only beaten you through cheating.

You really are awesome, Andy.

Rhona, when this is over, I am so gonna kick your psycho butt.

[condescending laughs]

On to the next question, Mr Stark!

[grunts]

Your friend James Rhodes has a math problem.

You just need to solve it and push the button. 60 sec.

Where is he?

His location can be within any the ratio of any circumference

divided by its diameter.

But, if you find him, you better move double time.

Let the test begin!

[countdown music]

[spinning]

- We got to find him! - But how?

I mean... He's "inside a circle"?

Rhona said Rhodey's location could be found in the ratio

of any circle's circumference, divided by its diameter.

PI!!

PI? That's...

PEPPER: 3.14. - Room 314!

[suspense music]

[♪♪♪]

Rhodey! Stop!

- Wait! - Rhodey!

[sword sound]

[♪♪♪]

The room is rigged.

Thanks for the head's up, Rhodey.

He's inside Pi.

The numbers on the floor! 3.14.

[♪♪♪]

[buzz sound]

[♪♪♪]

[double buzz]

That was close!

Come on, think! So tired...

Gotta wrap my head around this, come on, think!

"But if you find him, you better move double time."

Wait! Double time...

Double Pi!

Pi squared is 9.869.

RHODEY: Tony!

Whatever it is you're gonna do

do it now!

9... 8...

6...

9! [opening beep sound]

[sigh of relief]

Oh man!

I think I saw my whole life flash in front of my eyes.

Like twice!

3.14 seconds left...

Just a little ironic.

Fascinating. He figured it out.

I can see that, Andy!

Congratulations, Stark.

Two correct answers.You've earned yourself a lifeline.

A lifeline? I never programmed such a thing!

I did. You always said true success should be rewarded.

So, I put in a bonus prize.

[sighing] Very well, then.

You get to ask one of your friends for help

one ONE single question. I suggest you use it wisely.

TONY: You're completely mad, Rhona.

Mad? "All the best people are mad." - Lewis Carroll -.

Madness is what inferior minds like you

label the superior thinker.

[♪♪♪]

Enter, Anthony.

One of your hardest classes yet.

I wish I could get to my armor.

The backpack's in my locker.

Forget the armor, bro. Right now...

We need Tony Stark.

[♪♪♪]

[pain moans]

Harold! Are you alright?

Erm, is this some kind of new form of detention?

I swear I didn't cheat off Tony's math test.

Harold "Happy" Hogan!

A so-called "student" at the Tomorrow academy.

For one reason:

He can put a ball through a hoop.

I can't flex my way out of here.

Don't worry, Happy. We'll get you out.

Let's see what you know about philosophy, Anthony.

Philosophy? Only my second worse subject.

"Cogito Ergo Sum".

I think, therefore I am.

Give me a wrong answer...

and the ape in the chair will stop thinking forever.

Uh...

I know I don't have the biggest brain, but I like having it.

Who was it that made the statement

"I think, therefore I am"?

- I know this... - 10 seconds.

French guy...

[over dramatic music] Think, Tony, Think!

[♪♪♪]

[electronic sounds]

Wait... Science...

Time's up, Anthony!

[♪♪♪]

[countdown ends]

René Descartes!

[up beep]

He also happened to be a brilliant physicist, too.

[♪♪♪]

[unshackling clonks]

Pepper!

[♪♪♪]

Rhodey!

Er... Akward.

Dude! Forget Iron Man!

You're my new favorite hero!

[crushing cracks]

Easy, Hulk Junior...

There are only two questions left.

I know that, Andy!

I'm in control of the situation.

[heavy breathing]

Tony, you ok?

I'm just spent.

Completely exhausted.

Hang on a little longer. We'll get out of this.

Hello, Anthony.

You've nearly completed the DAT's.

Two more right answers and you'll have won the game.

And your freedom.

Oh yeah? Then, bring it on!

Things didn't work out between you.

"Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs

of disapointed love." -Jane Austen-

Okay... Enough with the quotes already.

"Emo" Rhona! Where's Whitney?

A "C" note earns you her location.

A "C" note?

She wants money?

That's chump change for you, Tony.

But that isn't Rhona's style.

It's a clue. A "C" note. She means a musical note!

The music room!

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Get me out of here!

Take it easy, Whitney!

I'll have you out in a second!

What's going on?

Nietzsche once said:

"Without music, life would be a mistake."

So, Stark, make no mistake.

Great! The one thing I'm worse at than philosophy:

classical music.

[coughing]

[spraying]

Poison gas!

You'll have 20 seconds to identify the following music.

Before the gas inside the chamber

fills the fake blonde's lungs and then, her song ends.

Tony!

I can't breathe!

[coughing]

[dramatic classical music]

Hang on, Whitney! Gotta think. What's the name of this piece?

[♪♪♪] Hurry up!

Answer the question!

Starting to feel...

light-headed...

I don't know it. I don't know!

I fell asleep with last week's music class.

Wait!

I want to use a lifeline.

Lifeline granted. Choose wisely.

[♪♪♪]

The clock is ticking...

I'm calling on... Happy!

[ominous laughs]

Happy? Happy!

Oh, great... I am doomed.

[coughing]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Beethoven's symphony number three!

The Funeral March, Second Movement.

The answer is...

correct.

[beeps]

[cylinder release]

[unlocking]

You did it!

Oh, thank you, guys!

Bet your calculations didn't include the fact that

Happy's mom is a concert cellist.

Dude! Beethoven's the man!

Nice job, Mr Stark.

Comendable. But I'd like to call this final question

the elimination round.

Fine... Let's end this.

A physics question.

This one should be easy for you, Anthony.

Sweet. Let's do this.

[♪♪♪]

In one minute...

that bomb will explode, eradicating the entire east wing

of the Tomorrow Academy.

Unless you answer the question...

What is the heaviest possible stable

or metastable nucleus?

But, that's not fair!

I can't answer it!

PEPPER: Why not?

Because there is no answer in known physics!

"The truly imaginative are never otherwise than analytic"

- Edgar Allen Poe -. Fairwell, Anthony!

What are we going to do?

[♪♪♪]

Okay, everybody empty your pockets.

Tony?

Improvise! Rhodey, start chewing that gum.

[♪♪♪]

[sigh]

If there was ever a time for you to prove yourself

without help... It's now!

The hairpin!

[♪♪♪]

RHODEY: Eleven seconds!

Gum, please.

The gum'll ground the circuit so it won't trigger the bomb.

- 5 seconds... - I need those clippers!

Come on, you little...

[silence]

Phew! Can somebody splash some cold water on my face?

You did it, Tony!

We're alive!

[♪♪♪]

Where's my explosion?

Where is my glorious comeuppance?

He... stopped the bomb.

He what?

[crash]

- This way! - There's a fire alarm there.

I'll catch up.

That's it! Andy, take care of them.

As you wish, sister.

[♪♪♪]

We can get to the rooftop fire escape...

[ominous music]

[♪♪♪]

[alarm sound]

[♪♪♪]

[thriumphant music]

- Here comes Andy! - I got him.

[struggle grunts]

[whip]

Listen, little dude...

Don't make me hurt you...

I wouldn't think of it.

Now... Andy, calm down...

I hate having to do this.

I always liked you, Pepper.

[laser]

[whack]

Iron Man!

I'm not going to hurt you.

I just want you and Rhona to come along quietly...

Not possible. I won't allow you to harm my sister.

[laser blast]

What the... Laser eyes?

Andy has super powers!

Computer, scan that kid!

COMPUTER: scan complete

Subject is a fully artificial biosynthetic machine.

Andy is an android!

[whack]

[grunts]

[clang]

[pain shout]

[♪♪♪]

[knock]

[ignition]

Put your hands in the air!

Don't move another muscle.

What is that supposed to be?

My shrink ray, you dolts.

Shrink ray? Really? It looks like a dorky squirt gun!

You think this is a toy?

I developed this cannon, based on plans I hacked

from Dr Hank Pym's computer lab.

I've recreated Pym's Particle Principle.

I will turn you into tiny specks of...

[thud]

You know what the problem is with you evil genius types?

You never know when to shut up!

[skid]

[kick]

Hi there!

[♪♪♪]

It is so on!

[bang]

[fight sounds]

Hey Rhodey...

Maybe we should try and...

I'm not going anywhere near this one, dude.

[♪♪♪]

[bang]

I will not let you hurt my sister.

Listen to me, You're not what you think you are.

[breaking up] I am... Rhona's brother.

She programmed you to think that, Andy.

[breaking up] It does not make logical sense.

You are an android!

I am not a machine!

Can you remember anything?

About yourself, that doesn't involve Rhona?

I am a human being!

[raging scream]

[thump]

[scream]

[♪♪♪]

[clonk]

[pain grunts]

Andy...

[grunts]

Sis...

Andy!

Noooo!

What the... Iron Man, where's Tony?

- He's safe. - Andy...

I thought I remembered growing up with you, Rhona...

But now...

All those memories are deleting...

One...by... One.

Those memories are real to us!

Even if I programmed them!

I love you, Andy. You're still my brother.

I love you... too.

Sis..

This is your fault!

All of you!

All of you!

[♪♪♪]

Dad!

Pepper! Thank goodness you're ok.

You're all ok. I called your parents.

They'll be here, soon.

Thank goodness Iron Man showed up when he did.

What can you tell us about her, Mr...

Agent Potts.

Her real name is Rhona Birchill.

She escaped from the Ravenscroft Institute, two years after

she tried blowing up the Baxter School.

But Andy... The Android?

She was an orphan, I guess she wanted what she never had:

a family.

What happens to her, now?

She'll be sent back to Ravencroft

and kept under close supervision.

Think of what we could've accomplished together.

All of your brilliance, wasted. And for what?

This is all your fault, Anthony Edward Stark.

You and Iron Man will pay dearly for this.

"It it will feed nothing else, it will feed my revenge."

- William Shakespeare -

[♪♪♪]

I'm Dr Bradner. I'll be taking Miss Birchill

back to the Ravencroft Institute, now.

Come along, Rhona.

We'll take good care of you.

[♪♪♪]

♪ Iron Man ♪

♪ Iron Man ♪

♪ He's Iron Man ♪

♪ Iron Man ♪

♪ Iron Man ♪

Subtitles: TITRAFILM