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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:56,324 - [Holly] Dear Santa, hi. 2 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:59,427 I know I'm probably too old to still be writing to you, 3 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:01,828 but it's tradition and I enjoy it. 4 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:06,533 For Christmas this year, I would really like a phone. 5 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:09,303 I've asked my parents before, 6 00:01:09,337 --> 00:01:11,771 but dad says he doesn't want me to spend my whole life 7 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:13,240 on social media. 8 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:16,277 I'm almost 14, but he treats me like a child. 9 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:19,146 Dad hates Christmas. 10 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:23,550 He always spoils it by taking us to some boring ski resort, 11 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,785 "To escape the madness," he says. 12 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:30,925 (door slams shut) 13 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:32,792 If I'm not allowed a phone, 14 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:35,096 maybe you could help me with something else. 15 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:40,700 I know it's not something the elves can make, 16 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:43,237 but I would really like a boyfriend. 17 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:45,940 Can you magic up a love potion? 18 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:48,575 All my love, Holly. 19 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:54,915 (bell ringing) 20 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:56,516 - Settle down please. 21 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:00,754 (indistinct chatter) 22 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:01,989 Shh! 23 00:02:02,023 --> 00:02:05,259 (indistinct chatter) 24 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,669 (claps) Thank you, now, as a reward 25 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:18,005 for your good behavior, 26 00:02:18,039 --> 00:02:19,440 I'm sure you'll be thrilled to hear 27 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:22,443 that there is no home homework to be set this weekend. 28 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:23,911 That and the fact 29 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:25,513 that I shall be taking a few extra days off next week 30 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:27,515 so I won't be here to mark it. 31 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:28,882 (students cheering) 32 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,384 - Yes, good for you, sir. 33 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:32,453 - But that's not to say we can't leverage the onslaught 34 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:35,855 of Christmas consumerism and learn something. 35 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:36,790 (students groaning) 36 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:40,294 So who here believes in Santa? 37 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,530 (enchanting musical) 38 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:43,763 (students laughing) 39 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:44,697 - No way. 40 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:48,102 - Sadly, it is the nature of physics 41 00:02:48,135 --> 00:02:49,569 to hear the loudest of voices 42 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:51,439 over the most comprehensive ones. 43 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:54,141 Who can use their knowledge of physics 44 00:02:54,175 --> 00:02:55,543 to come up with a plausible rebuttal 45 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:59,080 as to why Santa may or may not exist? 46 00:02:59,113 --> 00:03:00,548 - Duh. 47 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:02,615 - Is that your answer, Doug? 48 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:05,119 - One man cannot possibly travel the world in one night 49 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:07,488 with stopping to deliver millions of presents to boot. 50 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,156 - Scientifically speaking. 51 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:11,492 - Reindeer cannot fly. 52 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,094 - Yeah, but it's more than one night 53 00:03:13,127 --> 00:03:14,894 if you consider all the time zones. 54 00:03:14,929 --> 00:03:16,497 - Yes. - Good point. 55 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,299 - He would have about 31 hours, 56 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:21,601 assuming he travels around the world from east to west. 57 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:23,370 - Okay, well, let's work out 58 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:25,705 how many children he'd need to visit, shall we? 59 00:03:25,738 --> 00:03:28,409 Now, there are about 1.9 billion 60 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:30,710 in the world under the age of 18, 61 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:34,515 but let's assume for argument's sake that he only delivers 62 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:35,615 to those who believe. 63 00:03:35,648 --> 00:03:38,152 So we'll cut that in half. 64 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:40,887 Subtract babies who have no real understanding yet, 65 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:44,691 as well as non-Christian faiths and cynical teens. 66 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:49,997 That leaves us with about 300 million. 67 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:52,032 - Don't forget the naughty list. 68 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:53,467 (students laughing) 69 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:56,170 - What, no, you're joking, right? 70 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:02,642 - [Michael] Dear Father Christmas, there are toys I want. 71 00:04:13,988 --> 00:04:16,624 The only toy I want is a wooden go-kart, 72 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:19,393 but what I really want is for my dad to like Christmas 73 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:20,760 as much as me. 74 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:22,762 I'm scared he is on the naughty list. 75 00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:25,132 - Let's assume that one in five are delinquent enough 76 00:04:25,166 --> 00:04:26,500 to make the naughty list. 77 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,941 Santa would have to deliver presents 78 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:37,844 to 240 million children in 31 hours. 79 00:04:37,877 --> 00:04:39,413 Now, that works out at- 80 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:44,518 - 2,150 per second. (lighthearted music) 81 00:04:50,224 --> 00:04:51,525 - Excellent, Alfie. 82 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:52,692 There you have it, 83 00:04:52,725 --> 00:04:54,328 we now have a scientific argument 84 00:04:54,361 --> 00:04:57,830 as to why Santa's task is impossible. 85 00:04:57,864 --> 00:05:00,234 You might wanna jot that down, Doug. 86 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:03,037 - If that was the only equation, it would be impossible. 87 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:06,706 But as Einstein said, time is only relative to speed. 88 00:05:06,739 --> 00:05:07,908 - And? 89 00:05:07,942 --> 00:05:10,377 - Well, Sir, Santa could be roaming the earth 90 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:12,680 at a different speed of time to the rest of us 91 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:15,282 in a sort of parallel time dimension. 92 00:05:15,316 --> 00:05:18,652 This would mean that 31 hours in our time could be months 93 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:21,589 or even years if time is moving at a slower speed 94 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,123 in Santa time. 95 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:25,593 - Hey beanie brain, explain how the reindeer fly? 96 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:27,194 Ever seen one do that? 97 00:05:27,228 --> 00:05:28,728 - Just because you haven't seen something, 98 00:05:28,761 --> 00:05:30,364 doesn't mean it doesn't exist. 99 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:33,100 - Okay, well explain how he gets into all of those houses. 100 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:34,268 Not everyone's got chimneys. 101 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:35,735 Does he just break in? 102 00:05:35,768 --> 00:05:38,472 - I know you're not asking with any degree of sincerity, 103 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,674 but it'll be too risky to go down the chimneys. 104 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:43,711 He uses the magic key, then goes through the front door. 105 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:46,146 (students laughing) 106 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,747 - Oh my God! - Shh! 107 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:52,486 - [Michael] I need your help also. 108 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:55,055 I bet my friend that you're real and need to prove it 109 00:05:55,089 --> 00:05:57,057 by you bringing me a dragon. 110 00:05:57,091 --> 00:05:59,426 Lots of kids at school have stopped believing in you 111 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,095 and tease are ones that do, 112 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:03,530 so I would like muscles to protect everyone 113 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:05,798 from the bullies who don't believe. 114 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:08,402 (bell ringing) 115 00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:11,605 (indistinct chatter) 116 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:14,475 - Alfie, a minute. 117 00:06:20,281 --> 00:06:22,082 I'm sorry if my attempt 118 00:06:22,116 --> 00:06:24,918 at a fun exercise put you in a tough spot earlier. 119 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:26,153 - No worries Mr. Snowdon. 120 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:27,621 I enjoyed it. 121 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:29,390 Are you gonna take the extra time to put up your tree 122 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:31,058 and make some cookies maybe? 123 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,794 - Actually, I'm taking my family away from the stress 124 00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:36,096 of the festive season. 125 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:37,998 We do it every year to a ski resort. 126 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:40,833 No Black Friday sales 127 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:43,270 or lining up to sit in Santa's lap for us. 128 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:48,375 (lighthearted music) 129 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:05,059 - Oh, Snowdon, I thought you'd be on the slopes by now. 130 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:08,929 - Oh, I had a little student damage control to take care of. 131 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,798 - Is Doug still pushing your button? 132 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:12,533 - Actually, I made the mistake of assuming 133 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:15,169 that the whole class didn't believe in Santa Claus. 134 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:17,905 - They're not all jaded by 15 you know? 135 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,106 - I know that now. 136 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:23,344 - Especially after that key video went viral last year. 137 00:07:23,377 --> 00:07:24,877 - Key video? 138 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:25,779 - Here we go. 139 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:28,982 - You must have seen it on social media. 140 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,384 - I don't really do social media 141 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:32,653 or Santa stories for that matter. 142 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:34,988 - Oh come on, the 10 year old boy from London, 143 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:37,890 he claims Santa left his magical key behind. 144 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:39,827 The kid then records himself using it 145 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:41,829 to get into every house down his street. 146 00:07:41,861 --> 00:07:44,164 - Yeah, his dad's doing time for burglary now. 147 00:07:44,198 --> 00:07:44,998 (Snowdon chuckling) 148 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:46,166 - Don't listen to him. 149 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,835 As a parent, you really must watch it. 150 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:50,604 (phone pings) I've sent it to you. 151 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:53,207 So, bah humbug. 152 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,308 - All right. 153 00:08:00,481 --> 00:08:03,083 (gentle music) 154 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:16,296 - No key can open every door. 155 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:20,801 I have to agree with the coach, 156 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,070 that is just blatant burglary. 157 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:33,347 - Hey, give that back, it's mine! 158 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,518 - I would like muscles to protect everyone from bullies 159 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:39,153 who don't believe. 160 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:41,188 (students laughing) 161 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,956 I believe you're a loser. 162 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:45,926 - You can wait for your mother in the principal's office. 163 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:50,731 - You better hope he is real 164 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:53,333 'cause you're gonna need those muscles. 165 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:56,336 (melancholy music) 166 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:06,814 Christmas the reindeer fly 167 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:09,750 (mid tempo music) 168 00:09:10,919 --> 00:09:14,054 - Seriously, Christmas music on every station. 169 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:17,958 Not sure if Christmas 170 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:20,160 - Ugly and garish. 171 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:23,697 Complete waste of money and electric. 172 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,701 Make your list and check it twice 173 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:30,270 - Oh, joy, the high street. 174 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,774 Man dressed as an elf. 175 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,776 Must be 50 years old, get a grip. 176 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:39,980 Black Friday, what's next? 177 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:42,983 Scarlet Wednesday, mauve Monday. 178 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:45,853 We don't even have Thanksgiving over here. 179 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,688 It's just more American rubbish. 180 00:09:50,524 --> 00:09:52,359 Oh, I can't wait to get away. 181 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:56,630 (bright music) 182 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:01,268 Oh, Bob Johnson. 183 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:04,404 It's no wonder Doug's such a nightmare, awful family. 184 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:08,475 I feel sorry for his wife, whichever one he's on now. 185 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:10,344 What is he wearing? 186 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:11,778 He's an embarrassment. 187 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:14,748 - Free car, free tree with any car. 188 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:17,784 Not a free car, or I'll have you buy a tree for 24 grand, 189 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,119 you can have a free car. 190 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,321 Come on now, Johnsons (chuckles). 191 00:10:21,355 --> 00:10:22,356 - Terrible man. 192 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,826 - [Bob] You know about someone who wants a bargain, sir? 193 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,629 No, then free tree with any car you buy, 194 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,864 only here at Johnsons. 195 00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:33,001 - I hate Christmas. 196 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,835 I hate Christmas. 197 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:39,840 Oh, for God's sake (screaming). 198 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:47,514 (car engine roaring) 199 00:10:51,986 --> 00:10:54,555 (bright music) 200 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,149 - Harry and Hailey. 201 00:11:22,951 --> 00:11:25,019 I know, of course they're not. 202 00:11:25,053 --> 00:11:26,955 - Holly, you should be packing. 203 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,824 - Holly, hang up the phone. - Mom! 204 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:33,460 Talk to you later. 205 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,831 - Michael got in a fight with Brad at school. 206 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,834 - Oh, that boy is just like his father. 207 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,502 - Give Michael more credit than that. 208 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:45,439 - I'm serious, the Johnson's are all the same. 209 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,374 Brad's been bullying Michael for years. 210 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,611 His older brother, Doug's just as bad. 211 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,280 You can't even get me started on the father. 212 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:56,084 I've just seen him outside giving away free Christmas trees 213 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,284 in the freezing cold. 214 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,853 He's the most obnoxious man on the planet. 215 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:02,023 - Can I go to the post office after dinner? 216 00:12:02,056 --> 00:12:03,724 - I hear you had a bad day. 217 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,292 - It wasn't my fault. 218 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,760 - Well, one thing's for sure, 219 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:08,829 Brad Johnson will definitely be on the naughty list. 220 00:12:09,998 --> 00:12:11,198 - I think we should go now. 221 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,401 What if they close? - Here, I'll take it. 222 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,536 - Don't read it. - I won't. 223 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,908 - This time tomorrow, 224 00:12:20,942 --> 00:12:23,477 we will be far away from here when none of this will matter. 225 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,413 (mid tempo music) 226 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:28,815 Dad? 227 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,250 - Oh, let me eat. 228 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,519 Last meal I'll get before you lot abandon me. 229 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,287 - You were the one who wanted to stay at home. 230 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,722 - With good reason. 231 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:38,659 - All right, now, before we serve up, 232 00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:41,294 let's all go around the table and say one positive thing 233 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:42,396 that happened today. 234 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,898 Fine, I'll start. 235 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:47,634 I think it's pretty amazing given our hectic schedules 236 00:12:47,668 --> 00:12:49,536 that I've managed to cook this meal. 237 00:12:54,408 --> 00:12:58,278 - Whatever, I've been reading up on how bad meat is 238 00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,446 for the planet. 239 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,015 I'm gonna go vegan. 240 00:13:01,049 --> 00:13:02,683 That's my positive thing. 241 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:04,284 Best decision I've made really. 242 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,553 - I've spent all afternoon in the kitchen on this meal, 243 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:09,222 so you'll eat it and you can go vegan tomorrow. 244 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:14,162 - All right then, tonight, I breathe a sigh of relief 245 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,998 that our non Christmas holiday begins soon. 246 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,701 What I mean is this time tomorrow, 247 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:24,038 we'll be up in Scotland in front of a roaring fire 248 00:13:24,072 --> 00:13:26,007 after a long drive. 249 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,176 That reminds me, I want us up extra early tomorrow 250 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,609 so we can beat the traffic. 251 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,914 - Dad, are you sure my letter went to the right place? 252 00:13:32,947 --> 00:13:34,115 - Yes. 253 00:13:34,148 --> 00:13:36,184 - But I didn't see you put it in. 254 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,751 - Santa will get it. 255 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:40,088 - See, another positive thing. 256 00:13:40,121 --> 00:13:42,456 - Even if this dinner is stone cold, 257 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:46,593 by the time I get to eat it, I've still got teeth to chew. 258 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:47,728 How's that? 259 00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:49,396 - Do we have to ski when we go? 260 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,200 - Michael, that's all we're gonna do. 261 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:55,502 Just us swishing down those glorious Scottish slopes, 262 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,205 not a Christmas tree in sight. 263 00:13:57,237 --> 00:14:00,141 - Aren't the ski slopes full of pine trees? 264 00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:01,209 - Well, yes, they are. 265 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,709 - Now, about the resort, 266 00:14:02,743 --> 00:14:04,811 apparently there was a mix up and they overbooked. 267 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,247 - What are you saying? 268 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,583 - Don't worry, we got the same rate at the other resort. 269 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:10,784 - Other resort? 270 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:11,953 - The Crazy Reindeer. 271 00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,721 - Odd name, still in Glenshee? 272 00:14:14,755 --> 00:14:17,024 - A bit further north. 273 00:14:17,058 --> 00:14:18,291 - How much? 274 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,694 - Further north and east. 275 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,130 - Where exactly is that? 276 00:14:23,097 --> 00:14:24,966 - Lapland, Finland. 277 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,369 - Isn't that like Santa's resort or hometown or something? 278 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,872 - That's absolutely unacceptable. 279 00:14:31,906 --> 00:14:33,007 I'll call them. 280 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,275 - Don't worry darling, stay positive. 281 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,777 The kids are gonna love Lapland. 282 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:38,712 The Crazy Reindeer looks amazing. 283 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,615 - I just don't understand. 284 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:42,482 Yes, thank you, Holly. 285 00:14:42,516 --> 00:14:43,717 I know what Lapland is. 286 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,285 I just don't understand why we're going there. 287 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,955 - Because the boring place is booked up. 288 00:14:47,989 --> 00:14:49,689 - Our flight leaves at 11:00 AM. 289 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,691 - We're going on a plane? 290 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,660 - No, that's not good. 291 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,428 The reason we go to the Scottish ski resort 292 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:56,964 is so we don't have to fly. 293 00:14:56,998 --> 00:14:59,934 - You don't have to fly, pilot does. 294 00:15:01,202 --> 00:15:03,905 Without airplanes, we'd never have won the war. 295 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:08,209 (mid tempo music) 296 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,186 - How come we've never seen this book before? 297 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:21,421 - It was a special gift to me 298 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,958 when I was stationed in Turkey. 299 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:24,959 - What's it about? 300 00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:28,795 - How Father Christmas got his start. 301 00:15:28,829 --> 00:15:32,099 - Lapland is such a long way away. 302 00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:35,702 We have to fly over Denmark, Norway, and Sweden. 303 00:15:37,205 --> 00:15:40,807 - I was on a secret mission in Demre 304 00:15:40,841 --> 00:15:44,678 which is the town where St. Nicholas came from. 305 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,048 - I thought this was about Father Christmas. 306 00:15:47,081 --> 00:15:48,615 - His real name is St. Nick. 307 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,353 - Would you like me to read it to you? 308 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,124 (gentle music) 309 00:16:02,596 --> 00:16:06,433 St. Nicholas was devoted to the church 310 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,237 and caring for the children in the community. 311 00:16:10,271 --> 00:16:12,839 Every day, he worked to make toys 312 00:16:12,873 --> 00:16:16,409 that would accumulate until Christmas day 313 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:19,981 when he would give them as presents to the children 314 00:16:20,014 --> 00:16:22,549 to celebrate the birth of Jesus. 315 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:29,456 It occurred to him that there must be more children 316 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,126 who could use some Christmas cheer. 317 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:35,997 So he made the adults promise to keep up his work 318 00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:40,500 while he traveled and to never break the secret 319 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,802 or the children would not behave. 320 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,806 But he was getting on in age 321 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:51,379 and thought there had to be a more efficient way. 322 00:16:53,114 --> 00:16:55,615 His travels took him further north 323 00:16:55,649 --> 00:16:59,954 and he finally found a local craftsman to create a sleigh 324 00:16:59,987 --> 00:17:02,957 to navigate the wintery terrain. 325 00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:08,062 He saw the magical lights as a sign to continue. 326 00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:15,102 For the next several months, with the elves, 327 00:17:15,136 --> 00:17:19,839 he worked to create more toys than anyone could imagine. 328 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,909 And when Christmas came, 329 00:17:21,943 --> 00:17:24,278 they used the magic of the lake 330 00:17:24,312 --> 00:17:29,083 to help train the reindeer to fly. 331 00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:33,087 St. Nicholas knew he'd finally found his purpose 332 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:36,958 and realized his dream of delivering toys 333 00:17:36,991 --> 00:17:40,827 to all the children of the world. 334 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,796 - I wish I had a phone to take a picture. 335 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,665 - We have a perfectly good camera, Holly. 336 00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:47,935 - [Jane] It's packed tight in your luggage. 337 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,750 - I never fly without them. 338 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,586 (gentle music) 339 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:07,955 - You know there's no logical proof 340 00:18:07,989 --> 00:18:10,557 that good luck charms actually work, don't you dad? 341 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,492 - Don't ruin it for the kids. 342 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,263 It's not their fault that you hate Christmas, 343 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,499 and it wasn't easy for me either. 344 00:18:23,737 --> 00:18:24,637 - Fine. 345 00:18:30,011 --> 00:18:31,178 (mid tempo bright music) 346 00:18:31,212 --> 00:18:33,014 Taxi's gonna be here any second. 347 00:18:41,322 --> 00:18:45,658 (mid tempo bright music continues) 348 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,041 Grab the cases into the taxi. 349 00:19:00,074 --> 00:19:01,608 Run up on me watch ya fall to ya knees 350 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,044 Tip my hat when it's time for the kill 351 00:19:03,077 --> 00:19:04,445 Ain't no beefs when you're really real 352 00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:05,279 I am the boss 353 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,247 I am the Don 354 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,714 - Come on, come on, come on. 355 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:08,681 Got my own ish 356 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:09,984 I don't need your farm 357 00:19:10,017 --> 00:19:12,186 Life was so hard it made me weep 358 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:13,787 (door slams shut) 359 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:14,955 - Where are we off to? 360 00:19:14,989 --> 00:19:16,756 - The homeless shelter. 361 00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:18,025 - Holly, airport please. 362 00:19:18,059 --> 00:19:19,393 - Well, where does he think we're going 363 00:19:19,427 --> 00:19:21,062 with all this luggage? 364 00:19:21,095 --> 00:19:22,629 - We're actually running a bit late, 365 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,731 so if you go up to the corner, take a right, 366 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,301 take the parallel route along the road through the town, 367 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,004 that should shave off about nine and a half minutes. 368 00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:38,745 - You know there's roadworks along that route? 369 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,847 - Could we get going immediately please? 370 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:47,488 (uptempo music) 371 00:19:54,562 --> 00:19:58,132 (uptempo music continues) 372 00:20:03,003 --> 00:20:06,941 (uptempo music continues) 373 00:20:06,974 --> 00:20:08,342 We're not gonna make this. 374 00:20:09,176 --> 00:20:10,511 - It's okay, don't worry. 375 00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:14,814 - Don't let this old woman cross, thank you. 376 00:20:20,121 --> 00:20:23,257 (lighthearted music) 377 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,761 - Kids, come on, car's waiting. 378 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,135 - Where are your jumpers? 379 00:20:34,168 --> 00:20:36,070 - We're saving them for the trip. 380 00:20:36,103 --> 00:20:40,307 - It's fine, the important thing is we're all together. 381 00:20:41,542 --> 00:20:43,810 - Santa, make way for the Johnsons. 382 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,880 (lighthearted music) 383 00:20:48,549 --> 00:20:51,352 (mid tempo music) 384 00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:56,557 Santa I've been good this year 385 00:20:56,590 --> 00:21:00,227 - You've actually brought us into roadworks. 386 00:21:00,261 --> 00:21:02,129 - I did say there would be roadworks on this road. 387 00:21:02,963 --> 00:21:03,763 - We'll be fine. 388 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,499 We'll get there on time. 389 00:21:05,533 --> 00:21:06,766 It's all okay. 390 00:21:08,569 --> 00:21:10,237 - Do you want me to turn around? 391 00:21:11,172 --> 00:21:13,607 - No. (Michael laughing) 392 00:21:13,641 --> 00:21:15,109 - This isn't funny, Michael. 393 00:21:18,145 --> 00:21:21,848 Finally, Lapland. 394 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,884 (mid tempo music) 395 00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:31,091 On the first day of Christmas 396 00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:32,993 My true love gave to me 397 00:21:33,027 --> 00:21:36,597 A partridge in a pear tree 398 00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:38,632 On the second day of Christmas 399 00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:40,767 My true love gave to me 400 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,337 Two turtles doves and a partridge in a pear tree 401 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:45,239 - Go on then kids, lovely. 402 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,185 - Okay, we need to move, come on. 403 00:21:58,219 --> 00:21:59,620 - Oh, blimey. 404 00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:01,322 - That's it, that cost almost as much as our flight. 405 00:22:01,355 --> 00:22:03,591 Right, come on, let's get a move on. 406 00:22:03,624 --> 00:22:04,992 Jane, we haven't got time. 407 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:07,928 - Lovely, cheers, mate. - Thanks, have a great trip. 408 00:22:07,962 --> 00:22:09,296 - Nice one, see you later. - Thank you. 409 00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:10,965 - Come on kids, shut that door. 410 00:22:12,466 --> 00:22:13,800 I've got all those things. 411 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,735 - Ready? - Ready. 412 00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:18,639 - Come, on guys, focus, we are going to miss the flight. 413 00:22:20,908 --> 00:22:22,443 - Kev, are you all right. 414 00:22:22,476 --> 00:22:27,548 - Kevlar? 415 00:22:28,349 --> 00:22:30,050 It is you, Happy Christmas! 416 00:22:31,552 --> 00:22:34,054 - What's up, Mr. Snowdon. 417 00:22:34,088 --> 00:22:35,623 Please excuse us, we're in a hurry. 418 00:22:35,656 --> 00:22:36,856 - Where are you heading? 419 00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:37,857 - Lapland. 420 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:39,093 - Us too! - Us too! 421 00:22:39,126 --> 00:22:39,927 - Where are you? 422 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,095 - The Crazy Reindeer. 423 00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:44,064 - Do they call it Lapland 424 00:22:44,098 --> 00:22:45,566 'cause everyone sits on Santa's lap? 425 00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,203 - Why the long face Kev? 426 00:22:49,236 --> 00:22:50,738 - He hates to fly. 427 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:52,339 - He's terrified. 428 00:22:52,373 --> 00:22:53,840 - You gotta be brave for the kids, Kev. 429 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,242 Never let 'em see you sweat. 430 00:22:55,276 --> 00:22:56,843 - We better get going. 431 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,146 - You should go first class, never have to wait that way. 432 00:22:59,179 --> 00:23:00,514 - Oh, honey, see if they could check in with us. 433 00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:01,448 - Great idea. 434 00:23:01,482 --> 00:23:03,150 - No thank you, we're fine. 435 00:23:03,183 --> 00:23:04,784 - Have a nice flight! 436 00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:06,353 - No need to worry, Snowdon, 437 00:23:06,387 --> 00:23:09,623 plane wouldn't dare go down with the Johnsons on board. 438 00:23:09,657 --> 00:23:11,225 - Will we miss our flight? 439 00:23:11,258 --> 00:23:12,660 - Right now Michael, 440 00:23:12,693 --> 00:23:14,194 that wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. 441 00:23:15,529 --> 00:23:16,829 Three french hens 442 00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:18,098 Two turtle doves 443 00:23:18,132 --> 00:23:22,036 And a partridge in a pear tree 444 00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:23,803 - I'll be amazed if they haven't given our seats away, 445 00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:26,073 the amount of time it took to get here. 446 00:23:26,106 --> 00:23:31,011 - Jane, Holly. (machine beeps) 447 00:23:31,045 --> 00:23:36,116 - Have a nice flight. - Michael. 448 00:23:37,084 --> 00:23:38,252 - Have a nice trip. - Thanks. 449 00:23:38,285 --> 00:23:39,186 - Thank you. 450 00:23:41,288 --> 00:23:43,023 Have a nice flight. - Thanks. 451 00:23:45,259 --> 00:23:48,128 (machine beeping) 452 00:23:48,162 --> 00:23:49,063 - Let me try. 453 00:23:50,264 --> 00:23:51,065 No need to be rude. 454 00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:52,199 - Precisely. 455 00:23:54,368 --> 00:23:56,236 (machine beeping) 456 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:57,738 - Can you not enter it manually? 457 00:24:01,241 --> 00:24:03,544 My family are waiting for me just there. 458 00:24:06,447 --> 00:24:07,948 - Step aside, please, sir. 459 00:24:07,981 --> 00:24:09,616 - [Airport announcer] All passengers gonna Lapland, 460 00:24:09,650 --> 00:24:10,784 your plane is ready to depart. 461 00:24:10,818 --> 00:24:12,553 - Wait, she's got my ticket. 462 00:24:13,354 --> 00:24:16,490 (lighthearted music) 463 00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:19,793 - Empty your pockets in the tray, please. 464 00:24:19,827 --> 00:24:22,162 - Look, I've already been through security. 465 00:24:22,196 --> 00:24:25,599 I fail to see what this has to do with my ticket. 466 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:26,734 - [Airport announcer] Final call to passengers 467 00:24:26,767 --> 00:24:28,168 on flight FA23. 468 00:24:28,202 --> 00:24:30,337 - Sir, that is my flight they're calling now. 469 00:24:30,371 --> 00:24:32,740 - You got a metal plate in your head? 470 00:24:32,773 --> 00:24:34,007 - What? 471 00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:35,476 No, I told you I've got no metal on me. 472 00:24:35,509 --> 00:24:36,910 - Hands up please, I'm just gonna frisk you down. 473 00:24:40,948 --> 00:24:42,349 - Dad, hurry up. 474 00:24:43,684 --> 00:24:46,019 - Yeah, well, I'm kind of busy here right now, Michael. 475 00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:50,858 - Have you got a pacemaker? 476 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:53,160 - Why'd you insist on calling me an invalid? 477 00:25:00,067 --> 00:25:02,436 Great dad, really lucky. 478 00:25:06,774 --> 00:25:10,077 (uptempo bright music) 479 00:25:29,897 --> 00:25:31,231 - Come on kids, 480 00:25:33,901 --> 00:25:35,402 look at this. 481 00:25:35,436 --> 00:25:39,840 (Holly and Michael chuckling) 482 00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:44,011 (uptempo bright music continues) 483 00:25:54,254 --> 00:25:55,722 Oh wow! 484 00:25:55,756 --> 00:25:59,026 - All right, all you crazy reindeers. 485 00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:02,062 Listen up for a rundown of last minute openings 486 00:26:02,095 --> 00:26:03,363 in our event calendar. 487 00:26:03,397 --> 00:26:04,565 - Terrific. 488 00:26:04,598 --> 00:26:07,668 - Who here has ever seen a reindeer? 489 00:26:07,701 --> 00:26:09,904 - Dad, we have to go reindeer spotting. 490 00:26:09,938 --> 00:26:12,806 It would be so cool to see an actual wild reindeer. 491 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,508 - No, we're only here for three days 492 00:26:14,541 --> 00:26:15,409 and there's lots of skiing to do. 493 00:26:15,442 --> 00:26:16,543 We're not interested 494 00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:18,445 in overpriced excursions and diversions. 495 00:26:18,479 --> 00:26:23,550 - We do reindeer tours and Santa tours. 496 00:26:24,685 --> 00:26:26,186 - Dad, we have to go and see Santa. 497 00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:29,156 - Not for 50 euro a head we don't. 498 00:26:29,189 --> 00:26:32,059 - What he means is Santa will visit us at Christmas. 499 00:26:33,427 --> 00:26:37,898 - Dad, what is the whole point in coming to Lapland 500 00:26:37,932 --> 00:26:40,701 if we're not gonna go and sit on Santa's lap? 501 00:26:40,734 --> 00:26:44,037 - Michael, this is the Snowdon's annual skiing trip, 502 00:26:44,071 --> 00:26:46,206 and that's not even why it's called Lapland. 503 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,374 They're just leveraging their marketing 504 00:26:47,407 --> 00:26:49,009 to take every penny I have. 505 00:26:50,043 --> 00:26:51,478 Finally, you are here. 506 00:26:51,512 --> 00:26:53,080 Now, I'd like to book the full ski package for three days 507 00:26:53,113 --> 00:26:54,615 with lift pass included. 508 00:26:54,648 --> 00:26:58,385 - You do realize there's no snow on the slopes. 509 00:26:59,186 --> 00:27:00,922 - What? 510 00:27:00,955 --> 00:27:02,556 But that's the whole reason we're here. 511 00:27:02,589 --> 00:27:05,559 - Global warming, the snowfall gets thinner 512 00:27:05,592 --> 00:27:07,594 and thinner every year. 513 00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:10,597 - See, that's why we shouldn't eat meat. 514 00:27:10,631 --> 00:27:12,733 - We came to ski. 515 00:27:12,766 --> 00:27:15,269 At least tell me there's artificial snow on the slopes. 516 00:27:15,302 --> 00:27:17,638 - Authenticity is at our core. 517 00:27:17,671 --> 00:27:18,907 - Yes, I can see that. 518 00:27:18,940 --> 00:27:21,408 - We don't believe in for fake snow. 519 00:27:21,441 --> 00:27:23,110 Santa works magic. 520 00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:24,545 - Does he, then can you tell me 521 00:27:24,578 --> 00:27:27,347 how Santa is gonna get my family and myself up there skiing 522 00:27:27,381 --> 00:27:28,882 if you don't have any snow? 523 00:27:28,917 --> 00:27:31,585 - Easy peasy, we have dry slopes. 524 00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:36,256 (lighthearted music) 525 00:27:42,129 --> 00:27:44,097 - It looks like an old time airplane runway. 526 00:27:44,131 --> 00:27:45,566 - Oh, the principle's the same. 527 00:27:45,599 --> 00:27:48,036 I understand a lot of people train on dry ski slopes. 528 00:27:48,068 --> 00:27:51,738 - We're here for holiday, not training. 529 00:27:51,772 --> 00:27:54,474 - Oh, come on, Michael, you're gonna love it. 530 00:27:54,508 --> 00:27:56,310 - Does it work like real snow? 531 00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:58,378 - Well, the key is to find the right balance 532 00:27:58,412 --> 00:28:02,583 between your aerodynamic lean and your ability to steer. 533 00:28:02,616 --> 00:28:04,184 - Let him get it out of his system 534 00:28:04,217 --> 00:28:06,420 and we'll do the fun stuff later. 535 00:28:06,453 --> 00:28:07,922 Okay, well, why don't we just give it a go 536 00:28:07,956 --> 00:28:10,657 and then you can give us some pointers afterwards. 537 00:28:10,691 --> 00:28:11,825 - Fine, I'll try. 538 00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:13,327 - That's the spirit, Holly. 539 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:17,197 Now remember, you are a force in motion. 540 00:28:18,265 --> 00:28:20,100 Now, this, that's it. 541 00:28:21,069 --> 00:28:22,336 - Feel kind of stuck. 542 00:28:23,236 --> 00:28:24,671 - Go, lean into it. 543 00:28:24,705 --> 00:28:25,606 - Oh! 544 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,240 - Ooh! 545 00:28:27,274 --> 00:28:28,475 - Oh no, Holly. 546 00:28:28,508 --> 00:28:30,044 - We don't push other skiers over. 547 00:28:30,078 --> 00:28:31,612 - She was stuck. 548 00:28:32,713 --> 00:28:33,614 - Oh, thank you. 549 00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:37,651 - What happened? 550 00:28:37,684 --> 00:28:39,686 We went over it 100 times. 551 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,588 - It's actually a lot more difficult on dry slope. 552 00:28:41,622 --> 00:28:43,724 Maybe we should book you guys in for some lessons. 553 00:28:43,757 --> 00:28:45,059 - Oh, thank you, but we're not beginners. 554 00:28:45,093 --> 00:28:46,226 We ski every year. 555 00:28:46,259 --> 00:28:47,461 - Not by choice. 556 00:28:47,494 --> 00:28:49,229 - Okay, let's see what you've got. 557 00:28:50,197 --> 00:28:53,266 (suspenseful music) 558 00:28:55,903 --> 00:28:57,304 - Okay, just copy me. 559 00:28:58,238 --> 00:29:01,308 (lighthearted music) 560 00:29:06,948 --> 00:29:09,549 Do you think we could wet it a bit or perhaps some ski wax? 561 00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:11,284 Jane, did you bring the ski wax? 562 00:29:11,318 --> 00:29:15,322 (lighthearted music continues) 563 00:29:19,493 --> 00:29:20,995 Okay, Snowdons, we're here to have fun, 564 00:29:21,029 --> 00:29:23,230 so let's see who can get to the bottom first, shall we? 565 00:29:23,263 --> 00:29:24,065 - This is a bunny slope. 566 00:29:24,098 --> 00:29:25,565 There's no racing. 567 00:29:25,599 --> 00:29:28,102 - Well, we're certainly not gonna be hopping down are we? 568 00:29:28,136 --> 00:29:29,003 - Can we go? 569 00:29:29,037 --> 00:29:30,905 This is so boring. 570 00:29:30,938 --> 00:29:34,174 What were those giant inflatable ring tire things 571 00:29:34,207 --> 00:29:35,943 that we saw the other kids going down on? 572 00:29:35,977 --> 00:29:37,611 - Michael, we're not floating down a river. 573 00:29:37,644 --> 00:29:39,047 We are skiing. 574 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:40,081 - Not yet. 575 00:29:40,114 --> 00:29:41,515 - Guys, I get paid by the hour. 576 00:29:41,548 --> 00:29:43,316 - All right then, let's do this. 577 00:29:44,384 --> 00:29:46,553 First one to the bottom gets a prize. 578 00:29:46,586 --> 00:29:49,256 (bright music) 579 00:29:55,562 --> 00:29:59,033 (bright music continues) 580 00:30:05,572 --> 00:30:09,077 (bright music continues) 581 00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:15,049 Okay, we need to race again 582 00:30:15,083 --> 00:30:16,550 because you all went before I did. 583 00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:18,418 - I've already told you guys no racing. 584 00:30:18,452 --> 00:30:20,021 - This is the bunny slope. 585 00:30:20,054 --> 00:30:22,023 - I've had enough, you're on your own. 586 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,028 - What's going on? 587 00:30:27,061 --> 00:30:28,862 - Our instructor just quit. 588 00:30:28,895 --> 00:30:30,864 - Look, just trust me, okay. 589 00:30:30,897 --> 00:30:32,365 By the time we finish here, 590 00:30:32,399 --> 00:30:34,102 the Snowdons will be ready for the Winter Olympics. 591 00:30:34,135 --> 00:30:36,436 - I definitely do not want to be an Olympian. 592 00:30:36,470 --> 00:30:37,571 - I need the toilet. 593 00:30:37,604 --> 00:30:39,339 - It's time to hang up the skis. 594 00:30:39,372 --> 00:30:40,942 - No, I want to go again. 595 00:30:40,975 --> 00:30:43,044 We're all gonna go again and we're gonna enjoy it. 596 00:30:43,077 --> 00:30:45,512 Just one more time and then we'll leave. 597 00:30:45,545 --> 00:30:47,547 This way. - Yay. 598 00:30:49,382 --> 00:30:51,185 - Come on, we're having fun. 599 00:30:57,357 --> 00:30:58,926 - Mom, can I go to the shop? 600 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,061 - Yeah, of course, Hol. 601 00:31:02,063 --> 00:31:04,698 (gentle music) 602 00:31:12,672 --> 00:31:16,177 (gentle music continues) 603 00:31:23,084 --> 00:31:26,553 (gentle music continues) 604 00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:32,626 - I didn't mean to- 605 00:31:32,659 --> 00:31:33,928 - Oh, why would you do that? 606 00:31:34,828 --> 00:31:35,997 - I'm an idiot. 607 00:31:36,030 --> 00:31:38,266 - You'd be an idiot if you ran away. 608 00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:42,569 (gentle music) 609 00:31:51,878 --> 00:31:54,916 (lighthearted music) 610 00:32:00,121 --> 00:32:01,521 - Now, I think it's blatantly obvious to all of us 611 00:32:01,555 --> 00:32:03,958 that the bunny slope was far too lame for skiers 612 00:32:03,991 --> 00:32:04,959 of our caliber. 613 00:32:04,992 --> 00:32:06,359 Now remember, just lean into it 614 00:32:06,393 --> 00:32:09,329 and you'll soon be swishing down there like me. 615 00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:11,933 - So you brought more ski wax then? 616 00:32:11,966 --> 00:32:13,733 - Come on, frowns upside down. 617 00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:16,503 It's a new day and nothing could possibly go wrong. 618 00:32:17,637 --> 00:32:22,043 - Snowdons, who knew skiing without snow 619 00:32:22,076 --> 00:32:22,876 could be so much fun. 620 00:32:22,910 --> 00:32:24,946 - Certainly not us. 621 00:32:24,979 --> 00:32:28,415 - Hey, Holly. - Hi, nice hat. 622 00:32:30,184 --> 00:32:32,853 - I think we'd better go and find your mum. 623 00:32:32,886 --> 00:32:33,988 - You take Michael. 624 00:32:34,021 --> 00:32:35,056 I wanna go again. 625 00:32:36,157 --> 00:32:37,925 Doug said he'd teach me how to parallel turn. 626 00:32:37,959 --> 00:32:40,594 - Don't worry, Mr. Snowdon, I'll keep an eye on her. 627 00:32:43,797 --> 00:32:46,334 Christmas is coming 628 00:32:46,366 --> 00:32:49,369 The snowflakes will be falling 629 00:32:49,402 --> 00:32:50,972 It's the most wonderful time 630 00:32:51,005 --> 00:32:53,640 - It's so nice to see a familiar face. 631 00:32:53,673 --> 00:32:57,744 - Oh, hi, or should I say home? 632 00:32:58,879 --> 00:33:00,114 Are you okay? 633 00:33:00,147 --> 00:33:02,083 - Oh, nothing I haven't dealt with every day. 634 00:33:03,884 --> 00:33:05,518 Sorry, is it okay if I join you? 635 00:33:05,552 --> 00:33:06,453 - Of course. 636 00:33:17,530 --> 00:33:20,001 I wonder if he's on the menu. 637 00:33:22,702 --> 00:33:23,971 - I don't mean to vent, 638 00:33:24,005 --> 00:33:26,706 but this was supposed to be a family holiday 639 00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:30,044 and Bob's off with his boys every day leaving me alone 640 00:33:30,077 --> 00:33:31,645 to sit and read a book. 641 00:33:31,678 --> 00:33:33,813 Not as if I don't like the peace and quiet, 642 00:33:33,847 --> 00:33:36,850 but he just assumes that because I am woman, 643 00:33:36,883 --> 00:33:40,187 I couldn't possibly have an interest in anything they do. 644 00:33:40,221 --> 00:33:42,656 I mean, I don't ski, 645 00:33:42,689 --> 00:33:44,624 but he could at least come and sit with me. 646 00:33:44,658 --> 00:33:46,426 - I completely understand. 647 00:33:46,459 --> 00:33:48,795 - And then having spent the whole day apart, 648 00:33:48,828 --> 00:33:50,530 every evening, he's down at the hotel bar 649 00:33:50,563 --> 00:33:52,465 without even thinking if I might like to come 650 00:33:52,499 --> 00:33:55,136 or bring me back a glass of wine. 651 00:33:55,169 --> 00:33:59,739 Sorry, I don't have the testosterone to keep up. 652 00:33:59,773 --> 00:34:02,176 - Kevin isn't winning any points right now either. 653 00:34:02,209 --> 00:34:04,477 This place is a wonderland for the kids, 654 00:34:04,511 --> 00:34:06,546 but he won't have any part of it. 655 00:34:06,579 --> 00:34:08,316 I mean, just because he doesn't like Christmas, 656 00:34:08,349 --> 00:34:10,483 doesn't mean no one else does. 657 00:34:10,517 --> 00:34:12,053 - Come on, Kev, 658 00:34:12,086 --> 00:34:14,956 you have to admit, us Johnsons are natural sportsmen, 659 00:34:14,989 --> 00:34:16,958 fastest father and son duo here. 660 00:34:20,394 --> 00:34:23,064 - We could actually go a lot faster if we wanted to. 661 00:34:24,265 --> 00:34:26,367 - Only one way to find out, 662 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,103 race, race, race, race, race, race. 663 00:34:31,272 --> 00:34:33,007 - Between you and I, 664 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,976 I arranged this trip and told Kevin 665 00:34:35,009 --> 00:34:37,378 that our usual ski resort overbooked. 666 00:34:37,411 --> 00:34:39,612 The kids are growing up so fast. 667 00:34:39,646 --> 00:34:42,383 - Well, I don't have any problem with Bob in that regard. 668 00:34:42,416 --> 00:34:45,485 He's just a big kid and he spares no expense, 669 00:34:45,518 --> 00:34:47,121 especially at the holidays. 670 00:34:47,154 --> 00:34:50,890 - Oh, I wonder how Holly's doing with all that testosterone. 671 00:34:50,925 --> 00:34:52,326 - It stinks there's no snow. 672 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,261 - Imagine how pretty it would be. 673 00:34:54,295 --> 00:34:56,931 (gentle music) 674 00:34:58,132 --> 00:35:01,002 - Speaking of, I got you something. 675 00:35:01,801 --> 00:35:02,702 - What? 676 00:35:08,242 --> 00:35:09,676 - That's really sweet. 677 00:35:18,352 --> 00:35:21,288 - Okay, if we keep to this side of the slope, 678 00:35:21,322 --> 00:35:22,990 we'll cut off that part of it. 679 00:35:23,024 --> 00:35:25,192 No one's choosing to ski there because it's slower, 680 00:35:25,226 --> 00:35:27,294 but with our extra wax, there'll be less friction 681 00:35:27,328 --> 00:35:29,096 so it won't be a problem for us. 682 00:35:29,130 --> 00:35:32,599 - Dad, we're sliding, simple as that. 683 00:35:33,434 --> 00:35:34,768 - Well, not exactly, Michael. 684 00:35:34,801 --> 00:35:37,338 - Hey, Kevlar, we doing this or what? 685 00:35:40,408 --> 00:35:43,543 - Good luck. 686 00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:46,313 (uptempo music) 687 00:35:52,786 --> 00:35:56,357 (uptempo music continues) 688 00:35:57,191 --> 00:36:02,196 - Ride like the wind, Brad. 689 00:36:04,498 --> 00:36:06,699 Relax Kevlar, it's only good fun. 690 00:36:06,733 --> 00:36:08,369 - We take our skiing seriously. 691 00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:12,073 - Why? - Lean into it, Michael! 692 00:36:17,178 --> 00:36:19,513 - Come on, that's it. 693 00:36:19,547 --> 00:36:23,117 (uptempo music continues) 694 00:36:29,990 --> 00:36:32,892 - Yes, Michael, yes, yes, Michael! 695 00:36:37,198 --> 00:36:38,099 - Yes! 696 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:41,402 - That's not fair! 697 00:36:41,435 --> 00:36:42,937 You boy cheated. 698 00:36:42,970 --> 00:36:45,339 He missed the last two. 699 00:36:45,372 --> 00:36:46,440 - Yes, Brad! 700 00:36:55,615 --> 00:36:57,284 - You cheated. - No I didn't. 701 00:36:57,318 --> 00:36:58,119 - Yes, you did. 702 00:36:58,152 --> 00:36:59,386 - He certainly did. 703 00:36:59,420 --> 00:37:01,322 - I don't see any rules posted anywhere. 704 00:37:01,355 --> 00:37:02,789 - He's got a point. 705 00:37:02,822 --> 00:37:05,326 It was a no rules race to the bottom, Brad wins! 706 00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:07,294 - Michael! 707 00:37:08,095 --> 00:37:09,530 - What a sore loser. 708 00:37:09,563 --> 00:37:10,830 - You have no respect for others. 709 00:37:10,864 --> 00:37:12,366 You're a horrible child. 710 00:37:12,399 --> 00:37:13,534 - Don't speak to my son like that. 711 00:37:13,567 --> 00:37:15,169 It's not his fault your boy can't compete. 712 00:37:15,202 --> 00:37:16,370 He's a bully just like you. 713 00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:17,804 You don't intimidate me. 714 00:37:17,837 --> 00:37:18,738 - Is that so? 715 00:37:21,575 --> 00:37:22,476 Yeah. 716 00:37:27,081 --> 00:37:29,816 (Doug laughing) 717 00:37:31,751 --> 00:37:33,686 - Are you okay, dad? 718 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:34,922 - Come on, Brad, 719 00:37:34,955 --> 00:37:36,157 these losers aren't worth our energy. 720 00:37:49,769 --> 00:37:52,239 Dashing through the snow 721 00:37:52,273 --> 00:37:55,209 In a one horse open sleigh 722 00:37:55,242 --> 00:37:58,245 O'er the fields we go 723 00:37:58,279 --> 00:38:01,015 Laughing all the way 724 00:38:01,048 --> 00:38:04,851 Bells on bob tail ring 725 00:38:04,884 --> 00:38:08,389 - Kev, this is not who we are. 726 00:38:08,422 --> 00:38:09,657 You've been dealing with this need 727 00:38:09,689 --> 00:38:11,858 to be better than the Johnsons for so long. 728 00:38:11,891 --> 00:38:13,760 I won't let it ruin our holiday. 729 00:38:13,793 --> 00:38:15,563 - Yeah, well you didn't see them, Jane, 730 00:38:15,596 --> 00:38:17,864 just blatant in your face. 731 00:38:17,897 --> 00:38:19,766 - It was pretty brutal, mom. 732 00:38:19,799 --> 00:38:24,871 - Okay, so maybe it was, but it's over, look around. 733 00:38:28,175 --> 00:38:30,843 - All right, let's see if sugar will shift our mood. 734 00:38:32,546 --> 00:38:35,049 In a one horse open sleigh 735 00:38:35,082 --> 00:38:36,951 Okay, what does everyone fancy? 736 00:38:36,984 --> 00:38:38,385 - Oh, these ones look good over here. 737 00:38:38,419 --> 00:38:39,819 - Cookies? - Cookies, definitely. 738 00:38:39,852 --> 00:38:41,422 - Cookies all round, okay. - Cookies. 739 00:38:41,455 --> 00:38:43,524 - Four boxes of cookies please. 740 00:38:43,557 --> 00:38:46,393 The First Noel 741 00:38:49,697 --> 00:38:51,599 - Where have these been all my life? 742 00:38:51,632 --> 00:38:52,933 I might actually start to like Christmas 743 00:38:52,967 --> 00:38:54,401 if I had these to look forward to. 744 00:38:54,435 --> 00:38:58,305 - Hello dear, would you like to see Santa? 745 00:38:58,339 --> 00:38:59,806 - Yeah, I've never seen him before. 746 00:38:59,839 --> 00:39:01,008 - No. 747 00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:03,377 - Oh, we'll figure something out. 748 00:39:03,410 --> 00:39:06,779 (dramatic music) 749 00:39:06,813 --> 00:39:08,815 - He doesn't like anything Christmasy. 750 00:39:08,848 --> 00:39:10,251 - That's not true. 751 00:39:10,284 --> 00:39:11,751 I like these cookies. 752 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,521 - How about you sweetheart, 753 00:39:15,589 --> 00:39:17,524 would you like to see Santa's reindeer? 754 00:39:17,558 --> 00:39:18,459 - Real reindeer? 755 00:39:19,226 --> 00:39:20,427 I'd love to. 756 00:39:20,461 --> 00:39:22,229 - We have zoos back in England, thank you. 757 00:39:22,263 --> 00:39:25,466 - But I wanna see one of Santa's reindeer. 758 00:39:25,499 --> 00:39:26,367 Mom, come on. 759 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,601 - We're in Lapland. 760 00:39:27,635 --> 00:39:29,336 - Yeah, what is the point of coming here? 761 00:39:29,370 --> 00:39:30,770 - That's enough! 762 00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:33,574 - It's their holiday too. 763 00:39:33,607 --> 00:39:35,209 - I said no, and that's final. 764 00:39:36,110 --> 00:39:37,177 - Come on, kids. 765 00:39:40,581 --> 00:39:41,781 - We don't need to see Santa. 766 00:39:41,814 --> 00:39:43,284 We're not going to see any reindeer 767 00:39:43,317 --> 00:39:45,653 and we're certainly not having any more ski races. 768 00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:52,926 (gentle music) 769 00:39:54,094 --> 00:39:56,230 Worst dad ever more like. 770 00:40:13,414 --> 00:40:14,315 - Yoo-hoo! 771 00:40:21,121 --> 00:40:23,090 - Gotta give him an A for effort, right? 772 00:40:23,123 --> 00:40:24,992 - More like an F for effort. 773 00:40:25,025 --> 00:40:26,859 - We both know he would've won. 774 00:40:26,893 --> 00:40:29,496 - All in good fun, it was just a game. 775 00:40:29,530 --> 00:40:31,098 - Someone could have got really hurt. 776 00:40:31,131 --> 00:40:33,434 - Mom, can we just go? 777 00:40:34,735 --> 00:40:35,636 - Come on. 778 00:40:40,674 --> 00:40:42,743 - I was just making friends with her. 779 00:40:42,776 --> 00:40:44,178 Did you really have to go- 780 00:40:44,211 --> 00:40:46,246 - Some people are too sensitive. 781 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,815 - Or too competitive. 782 00:40:47,847 --> 00:40:49,283 - It was just boys having fun. 783 00:40:49,316 --> 00:40:50,850 - Not every boy 784 00:40:50,883 --> 00:40:53,153 in every sport has to be a matter of life and death. 785 00:40:54,488 --> 00:40:55,656 - I'm going for a drink. 786 00:41:03,030 --> 00:41:04,398 - How do you think I feel? 787 00:41:04,431 --> 00:41:06,266 This is my first real chance at a boyfriend 788 00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:07,668 and you're ruining it. 789 00:41:07,701 --> 00:41:09,603 - You can do a lot better than Doug Johnson, 790 00:41:09,636 --> 00:41:11,171 not to mention he's two years older than you. 791 00:41:11,205 --> 00:41:13,173 From now on, I don't want you anywhere near him. 792 00:41:13,207 --> 00:41:15,943 (Holly screams) 793 00:41:16,744 --> 00:41:17,911 - She's got a point. 794 00:41:17,945 --> 00:41:19,113 You moan about Bob, 795 00:41:19,146 --> 00:41:20,714 but at least he lets his kids have some fun. 796 00:41:20,748 --> 00:41:23,117 - You can't seriously be okay with her interest 797 00:41:23,150 --> 00:41:24,184 in Doug Johnson. 798 00:41:24,218 --> 00:41:26,019 - It's a harmless crush. 799 00:41:26,053 --> 00:41:27,988 I'm okay with her being happy. 800 00:41:28,822 --> 00:41:29,990 - Are you guys fighting? 801 00:41:30,023 --> 00:41:32,860 - No. - No, it's okay, come on. 802 00:41:32,892 --> 00:41:34,027 Back to bed. 803 00:41:41,869 --> 00:41:43,637 - If you want what's best for your kids, 804 00:41:43,670 --> 00:41:45,906 how about making this happy holiday a little less 805 00:41:45,939 --> 00:41:47,841 like a military camp? 806 00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:49,643 - I just don't appreciate being scammed 807 00:41:49,676 --> 00:41:52,746 by all these stupid Christmas overpriced add-ons, 808 00:41:52,780 --> 00:41:55,716 which is why I like the resort we usually go to. 809 00:41:55,749 --> 00:41:57,584 - But there's nothing there, but skiing. 810 00:41:57,618 --> 00:41:59,086 - Exactly. 811 00:41:59,119 --> 00:42:01,321 - God forbid, you add on some happy family memories. 812 00:42:01,355 --> 00:42:03,557 Saving a few pennies is useless 813 00:42:03,590 --> 00:42:06,059 if the entire trip is a failure. 814 00:42:06,093 --> 00:42:08,796 You're essentially wasting thousands. 815 00:42:08,829 --> 00:42:10,063 Where are you going? 816 00:42:10,097 --> 00:42:11,965 - To the doghouse, where I'm welcome. 817 00:42:12,966 --> 00:42:15,869 (door slams shut) 818 00:42:15,904 --> 00:42:18,305 (upbeat music) 819 00:42:18,338 --> 00:42:20,474 - I'm serious, next time you're in the UK, 820 00:42:20,507 --> 00:42:21,910 come and see Johnson's autos. 821 00:42:21,942 --> 00:42:23,444 I'll set you up with a sweet ride, 822 00:42:23,477 --> 00:42:24,845 even arrange for shipping. 823 00:42:26,847 --> 00:42:29,283 - Perfect, I can't even drown my sorrows 824 00:42:29,316 --> 00:42:30,551 without him turning up. 825 00:42:32,586 --> 00:42:33,821 Ow! - Sorry Kevlar, 826 00:42:33,854 --> 00:42:35,823 don't have me own strips sometimes. 827 00:42:35,856 --> 00:42:38,459 Nah, put your money away, I'm buying. 828 00:42:38,492 --> 00:42:39,793 - No, I'm not owing you any. 829 00:42:39,827 --> 00:42:43,297 - Relax, I'm trying to make it up to you. 830 00:42:46,834 --> 00:42:51,438 By the way, Beth told me what Jane did. 831 00:42:51,472 --> 00:42:53,942 You can milk that for a year of paybacks. 832 00:42:53,974 --> 00:42:55,542 - What are you talking about? 833 00:42:55,576 --> 00:42:57,778 - Switching your resort reservations to come here. 834 00:42:57,811 --> 00:42:59,112 I mean, it certainly wouldn't bother me. 835 00:42:59,146 --> 00:43:00,481 We go all out at Christmas, 836 00:43:00,514 --> 00:43:04,418 but for someone like you, that's a pretty traumatic trick. 837 00:43:08,422 --> 00:43:09,958 - I'm so out of touch with my family, 838 00:43:09,990 --> 00:43:12,192 it's a wonder they don't leave me. 839 00:43:12,226 --> 00:43:13,894 - Don't be so hard on yourself. 840 00:43:13,928 --> 00:43:16,530 I get sent to the dog pretty regular. 841 00:43:16,563 --> 00:43:18,232 That's what pubs were meant for. 842 00:43:21,869 --> 00:43:23,036 Look, what I've learned is everyone needs a little time out. 843 00:43:27,741 --> 00:43:30,677 That and an apology go a long way. 844 00:43:33,948 --> 00:43:35,582 So I do wanna apologize. 845 00:43:36,884 --> 00:43:38,785 Brad's testosterone certainly doesn't need encouraging 846 00:43:38,819 --> 00:43:41,990 and I just like to see the kids enjoy themselves. 847 00:43:42,957 --> 00:43:44,558 - Thank you, I appreciate that. 848 00:43:45,659 --> 00:43:47,461 And I want my kids to have fun too. 849 00:43:48,228 --> 00:43:49,496 I'm just horrible at it. 850 00:43:51,064 --> 00:43:52,934 - We can be a little over the top, 851 00:43:52,967 --> 00:43:54,501 an excitable gene pool. 852 00:43:55,970 --> 00:43:58,940 Do you think I got into car sales for my love of vehicles? 853 00:44:00,474 --> 00:44:01,708 No, it was the only job that would pay someone like me 854 00:44:01,742 --> 00:44:03,277 to be loud and obnoxious. 855 00:44:05,712 --> 00:44:07,381 - At least you found your niche. 856 00:44:08,549 --> 00:44:10,183 - I'm no parenting expert, 857 00:44:10,217 --> 00:44:13,120 but I do know that happy kids make a happy wife 858 00:44:14,022 --> 00:44:15,656 and that makes a happy life. 859 00:44:17,959 --> 00:44:19,359 What makes your kids happy? 860 00:44:21,495 --> 00:44:23,363 - Everything here in Lapland. 861 00:44:23,397 --> 00:44:25,967 - Problem solved, you're already here (chuckling). 862 00:44:29,469 --> 00:44:30,370 - What? 863 00:44:31,738 --> 00:44:34,341 - I was just thinking, we never finished our race. 864 00:44:34,374 --> 00:44:35,944 Well, I don't think it would've been much of a contest. 865 00:44:35,977 --> 00:44:37,979 - Michael would've won if Brad hadn't have cheated, 866 00:44:38,012 --> 00:44:40,480 and I do believe I got to the bottom before you. 867 00:44:41,582 --> 00:44:43,717 - Well, I guess we'll never know. 868 00:44:43,750 --> 00:44:46,921 - I know, and any rematch would prove it. 869 00:44:51,792 --> 00:44:53,226 - What do you have in mind? 870 00:44:55,029 --> 00:44:56,797 - Last day of the holiday, 871 00:44:56,830 --> 00:44:59,666 winner gets to brag the whole way home. 872 00:44:59,700 --> 00:45:01,101 - How about 100 pounds? 873 00:45:01,134 --> 00:45:04,271 - What, no, Michael would kill for 100 pounds. 874 00:45:04,304 --> 00:45:05,639 - Let the adult take. 875 00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:09,242 - Oh, I'd rather keep it innocuous. 876 00:45:11,244 --> 00:45:13,413 - Thought you didn't like me being obnoxious. 877 00:45:14,715 --> 00:45:17,018 - All right then, rematch day after tomorrow, 878 00:45:17,051 --> 00:45:18,719 back on the dry slope. 879 00:45:18,752 --> 00:45:19,954 - Why don't we surprise 'em 880 00:45:19,988 --> 00:45:21,588 with something a little different? 881 00:45:21,622 --> 00:45:23,024 - Oh, here we go. 882 00:45:23,057 --> 00:45:25,892 I'm not signing up for anything dangerous or embarrassing. 883 00:45:25,927 --> 00:45:28,062 - All I'm saying is it's your chance to end 884 00:45:28,096 --> 00:45:28,997 on a happy note. 885 00:45:36,570 --> 00:45:40,975 - You're on, excuse me, could we have the same again please? 886 00:45:41,009 --> 00:45:41,909 - Cheers! 887 00:45:42,910 --> 00:45:46,413 - Cheers! (glasses clinking) 888 00:45:46,446 --> 00:45:49,951 (upbeat music continues) 889 00:45:54,154 --> 00:45:57,290 (lighthearted music) 890 00:46:03,931 --> 00:46:05,766 Oh no, 6:00 AM, fine. 891 00:46:19,846 --> 00:46:22,516 I will be back here at 6:00 AM. 892 00:46:32,325 --> 00:46:35,562 (phone alarm ringing) 893 00:46:50,011 --> 00:46:55,083 Ow! (lighthearted music) 894 00:46:59,553 --> 00:47:03,490 (lighthearted music continues) 895 00:47:10,263 --> 00:47:14,234 (lighthearted music continues) 896 00:47:20,141 --> 00:47:24,112 (lighthearted music continues) 897 00:47:29,183 --> 00:47:33,154 (lighthearted music continues) 898 00:47:35,056 --> 00:47:36,991 - A ho-ho morning to you. 899 00:47:37,024 --> 00:47:40,794 - Hi, morning, I'd like to buy some tickets for my family 900 00:47:40,827 --> 00:47:42,163 for the Big Santa tour. 901 00:47:42,196 --> 00:47:45,799 - You are going to be on someone's nice list. 902 00:47:45,832 --> 00:47:47,201 How many? 903 00:47:47,235 --> 00:47:52,305 - Oh four, including me. 904 00:47:58,612 --> 00:47:59,746 - Here we go. 905 00:47:59,780 --> 00:48:02,016 How about next Tuesday at 11:00 AM? 906 00:48:02,049 --> 00:48:05,920 - I was hoping for today or maybe tomorrow at the latest. 907 00:48:05,953 --> 00:48:07,888 - These tours are supposed to be booked 908 00:48:07,922 --> 00:48:09,556 when you make the reservation. 909 00:48:09,589 --> 00:48:11,092 The opening Tuesday 910 00:48:11,125 --> 00:48:13,127 is only because a family had to cancel their trip. 911 00:48:13,161 --> 00:48:15,428 So can I put you down for Tuesday? 912 00:48:15,462 --> 00:48:17,165 It won't last long. 913 00:48:17,198 --> 00:48:19,299 - No, we're going home in two days. 914 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,803 Please, could you just squeeze us in today? 915 00:48:22,836 --> 00:48:25,605 - Sorry sir, that's all I have. 916 00:48:25,639 --> 00:48:27,041 Like I said, 917 00:48:27,074 --> 00:48:29,476 you should have made the reservation when you arrived. 918 00:48:30,577 --> 00:48:33,547 (melancholy music) 919 00:48:40,955 --> 00:48:44,758 (melancholy music continues) 920 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:57,205 (melancholy music continues) 921 00:49:05,279 --> 00:49:06,479 - And for a minute there, 922 00:49:06,513 --> 00:49:07,581 I actually thought I might deserve a chance 923 00:49:07,614 --> 00:49:08,648 at owning that mug. 924 00:49:16,023 --> 00:49:18,192 Now would be the time to prove your luck. 925 00:49:25,599 --> 00:49:29,436 - Is this the number one? 926 00:49:29,469 --> 00:49:30,972 - I don't think this is a bus stop. 927 00:49:34,308 --> 00:49:37,777 - I haven't seen a set of those in ages. 928 00:49:37,811 --> 00:49:40,547 I wonder why no one wears them anymore. 929 00:49:40,580 --> 00:49:42,049 - They're actually my dad's. 930 00:49:43,583 --> 00:49:44,952 - I see. 931 00:49:48,055 --> 00:49:49,856 - I don't suppose you have any tickets left 932 00:49:49,890 --> 00:49:51,591 for today's Santa tour? 933 00:49:51,625 --> 00:49:55,729 - Of course, no children should come to Lapland 934 00:49:55,762 --> 00:49:57,664 and not visit Santa. 935 00:49:58,933 --> 00:50:02,669 - (chuckling) Thank you so much! 936 00:50:03,737 --> 00:50:05,172 You have no idea how much this means. 937 00:50:05,206 --> 00:50:07,607 - The bus will pick you up here at midday. 938 00:50:07,641 --> 00:50:10,978 - Got it, thank you again so much. 939 00:50:11,012 --> 00:50:12,914 My family are gonna be over the moon! 940 00:50:14,714 --> 00:50:18,052 (mid tempo bright music) 941 00:50:18,085 --> 00:50:19,419 - Is that okay? 942 00:50:21,222 --> 00:50:22,656 Where have you been? 943 00:50:22,689 --> 00:50:24,091 What are you wearing? 944 00:50:24,125 --> 00:50:25,326 - Actually. 945 00:50:25,359 --> 00:50:27,228 - Don't look now, Bob Johnson is here. 946 00:50:28,329 --> 00:50:30,563 - Off to Tinseltown before the Santa tour. 947 00:50:30,597 --> 00:50:31,798 - Don't forget tomorrow. 948 00:50:31,831 --> 00:50:32,866 - Don't you worry. 949 00:50:35,102 --> 00:50:36,070 - What's tomorrow? 950 00:50:37,570 --> 00:50:40,374 - A rematch on the dry slope with no cheating this time. 951 00:50:40,408 --> 00:50:44,045 And the winner gets bragging rights and 100 pounds. 952 00:50:46,981 --> 00:50:49,849 All right, come on Snowdons, eat up and cheer up. 953 00:50:49,883 --> 00:50:53,453 We are on the noon tour to see Santa. 954 00:50:53,486 --> 00:50:55,056 - Hey, really? - Hmm, hmm. 955 00:50:55,089 --> 00:50:56,324 - Can we go see the reindeer? 956 00:50:56,357 --> 00:50:57,724 - Yes, we can go and see the reindeer. 957 00:50:57,757 --> 00:51:00,227 - Oh my gosh, yes. 958 00:51:00,261 --> 00:51:02,696 - Oh my god, dad, thank you so much. 959 00:51:02,729 --> 00:51:03,630 - Michael. 960 00:51:07,467 --> 00:51:09,203 - I dunno what got into you last night, 961 00:51:09,236 --> 00:51:11,138 but we should buy a case of it. 962 00:51:12,406 --> 00:51:15,042 (gentle music) 963 00:51:16,177 --> 00:51:20,114 - Oh, I better get out of my pajamas. 964 00:51:20,147 --> 00:51:21,748 See you in a minute. 965 00:51:25,186 --> 00:51:28,089 (mid tempo music) 966 00:51:29,190 --> 00:51:32,659 (mid tempo bright music) 967 00:51:37,064 --> 00:51:38,865 Oh wow, it's quite busy. 968 00:51:38,898 --> 00:51:40,067 This is gonna be fun. 969 00:51:41,402 --> 00:51:42,303 - Can we sit up front? 970 00:51:42,336 --> 00:51:44,038 - Well, it's not assigned seat, 971 00:51:44,071 --> 00:51:46,207 so we'll just have to see what's available. 972 00:51:49,443 --> 00:51:50,444 Just say hello. 973 00:51:56,783 --> 00:51:58,452 - Must be nearly 12. 974 00:51:58,486 --> 00:52:00,553 I think my watch needs a service. 975 00:52:00,587 --> 00:52:02,522 - Well, maybe the bus is just a bit late. 976 00:52:02,555 --> 00:52:04,492 - Oh, maybe, but the time slots were so specific. 977 00:52:04,524 --> 00:52:05,926 You think they'd be prompt. 978 00:52:09,696 --> 00:52:11,198 - Oh, here it is. 979 00:52:23,010 --> 00:52:26,213 - Welcome to Lapland's Premier Santa Tours. 980 00:52:28,949 --> 00:52:29,849 Thank you. 981 00:52:33,187 --> 00:52:34,422 - Here we go! 982 00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:37,824 - Gonna see Santa and the reindeer. 983 00:52:37,857 --> 00:52:38,892 - Thank you. 984 00:52:43,863 --> 00:52:46,000 Sorry Ms, this is for another tour group. 985 00:52:47,068 --> 00:52:49,270 Right there, it says, "The Santa Tour". 986 00:52:50,271 --> 00:52:52,039 - Right, that's what this is. 987 00:52:52,073 --> 00:52:55,842 - Sorry Ms., this is Santa Tours with an S and no the. 988 00:52:55,875 --> 00:52:58,279 I'm sure your bus will be along shortly. 989 00:52:58,312 --> 00:53:01,315 (lighthearted music) 990 00:53:11,459 --> 00:53:15,429 (lighthearted music continues) 991 00:53:21,001 --> 00:53:25,005 (lighthearted music continues) 992 00:53:31,078 --> 00:53:32,546 - Where did you get these tickets? 993 00:53:32,580 --> 00:53:34,747 - The old stick lady from the market. 994 00:53:35,916 --> 00:53:36,917 - Really? 995 00:53:36,951 --> 00:53:38,185 - I didn't want to. 996 00:53:38,219 --> 00:53:40,521 The hotel's had sold out till next week. 997 00:53:40,554 --> 00:53:41,855 I was trying to do the right thing. 998 00:53:41,888 --> 00:53:43,057 Gimme a break. 999 00:53:43,090 --> 00:53:45,126 - I told you at the welcome meeting. 1000 00:53:45,159 --> 00:53:46,726 You just don't listen. 1001 00:53:46,759 --> 00:53:48,095 - Are we still going to see Santa? 1002 00:53:48,129 --> 00:53:49,696 - Definitely, we're just going 1003 00:53:49,729 --> 00:53:51,798 on a different bus, that's all. 1004 00:53:51,831 --> 00:53:53,033 - I'm sure it'll be fine. 1005 00:53:53,067 --> 00:53:55,668 - It will be fine, and here very soon. 1006 00:53:59,006 --> 00:54:01,575 (uptempo music) 1007 00:54:08,648 --> 00:54:12,219 (uptempo music continues) 1008 00:54:18,425 --> 00:54:21,996 (uptempo music continues) 1009 00:54:28,536 --> 00:54:32,106 (uptempo music continues) 1010 00:54:38,479 --> 00:54:42,049 (uptempo music continues) 1011 00:54:43,484 --> 00:54:45,186 - Is there a number to call? 1012 00:54:45,219 --> 00:54:47,121 - I suppose I could go and ask the smiley woman 1013 00:54:47,154 --> 00:54:48,455 on reception for help. 1014 00:54:50,257 --> 00:54:53,394 (car engine roaring) 1015 00:55:12,279 --> 00:55:15,182 (mid tempo music) 1016 00:55:31,232 --> 00:55:33,866 - All aboard the Santa Tour Express. 1017 00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:35,868 - I don't think there's anything express about this. 1018 00:55:35,902 --> 00:55:36,971 - Hurry up. 1019 00:55:37,004 --> 00:55:38,672 - Wait, is it safe? 1020 00:55:39,772 --> 00:55:42,610 - Of course, I'm sure it is. 1021 00:55:54,255 --> 00:55:55,422 I don't understand, 1022 00:55:55,456 --> 00:55:57,024 where are the other passengers going to sit? 1023 00:55:57,057 --> 00:55:59,927 - Oh, it's just you folks today. 1024 00:55:59,960 --> 00:56:01,495 - Are we going to the North Pole? 1025 00:56:01,528 --> 00:56:03,063 - We certainly are. 1026 00:56:03,097 --> 00:56:06,000 And it's a long ride, so make yourself snug. 1027 00:56:07,735 --> 00:56:10,638 (door slams shut) 1028 00:56:11,804 --> 00:56:14,975 (car engine roaring) 1029 00:56:18,946 --> 00:56:22,416 (mid tempo bright music) 1030 00:56:28,355 --> 00:56:32,660 (mid tempo bright music continues) 1031 00:56:38,565 --> 00:56:42,036 - I spy a Christmas tree forest. 1032 00:56:42,069 --> 00:56:43,870 - We'll be there in no time. 1033 00:56:44,804 --> 00:56:46,607 - This is so cool. 1034 00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:48,709 - It's kind of creepy. 1035 00:56:49,809 --> 00:56:53,880 (mid tempo bright music continues) 1036 00:57:07,461 --> 00:57:10,798 (car door slams shut) 1037 00:57:19,807 --> 00:57:20,607 Are we here? 1038 00:57:20,641 --> 00:57:21,841 If we go any further, 1039 00:57:21,874 --> 00:57:23,610 the North Pole's gonna get closed. 1040 00:57:23,644 --> 00:57:25,412 - The NP never closes (chuckling). 1041 00:57:26,613 --> 00:57:27,880 Come with me. 1042 00:57:27,915 --> 00:57:28,782 - Me? 1043 00:57:31,452 --> 00:57:34,887 Okay, just stay calm. 1044 00:57:36,423 --> 00:57:39,827 (walking stick tapping) 1045 00:57:58,878 --> 00:58:01,648 (chain rattling) 1046 00:58:08,489 --> 00:58:10,691 (gate creaks open) 1047 00:58:10,724 --> 00:58:12,593 - Time to call the others. 1048 00:58:12,626 --> 00:58:15,662 We go the rest of the way on foot. 1049 00:58:15,696 --> 00:58:18,365 (upbeat music) 1050 00:58:19,366 --> 00:58:20,834 Way up North 1051 00:58:20,868 --> 00:58:25,606 They're making toys for every little girl and boy 1052 00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:27,941 Who mailed him letters 1053 00:58:27,975 --> 00:58:30,411 'Cause they've been better 1054 00:58:30,444 --> 00:58:34,481 So much better than the year before 1055 00:58:34,515 --> 00:58:36,016 - How much further is it? 1056 00:58:37,651 --> 00:58:39,787 - Oh, not long now, dear. 1057 00:58:40,921 --> 00:58:44,458 - I can't believe we're in the North Pole. 1058 00:58:44,491 --> 00:58:47,961 (upbeat music continues) 1059 00:59:02,543 --> 00:59:06,046 Santa's crossing off every wish 1060 00:59:06,079 --> 00:59:09,516 Even moms and dads have made the list 1061 00:59:09,550 --> 00:59:12,719 Can you hear the sleigh bells it's Christmas time 1062 00:59:12,753 --> 00:59:16,657 - Hurry now dears, Santa doesn't have all day. 1063 00:59:32,005 --> 00:59:33,707 - This is awesome. - Yeah. 1064 00:59:33,740 --> 00:59:36,911 - Oh wow, that's all right, isn't it? 1065 00:59:38,445 --> 00:59:41,114 (gentle music) 1066 00:59:48,555 --> 00:59:52,025 (gentle music continues) 1067 00:59:59,233 --> 01:00:02,736 (gentle music continues) 1068 01:00:10,711 --> 01:00:11,612 - Oh! 1069 01:00:12,713 --> 01:00:13,614 - Shh. 1070 01:00:19,119 --> 01:00:21,421 Are you're excited to see Santa? 1071 01:00:26,527 --> 01:00:27,528 - Michael! 1072 01:00:27,561 --> 01:00:28,862 - Where's he going? 1073 01:00:29,964 --> 01:00:31,765 - To see Santa of course. 1074 01:00:31,798 --> 01:00:33,267 Holly will get her turn too. 1075 01:00:40,841 --> 01:00:42,276 - Oh, how did you? 1076 01:00:42,309 --> 01:00:43,544 - That was awesome. 1077 01:00:43,577 --> 01:00:45,045 - What happened? 1078 01:00:45,078 --> 01:00:46,647 - I saw Santa. 1079 01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:47,814 He's really nice. 1080 01:00:48,983 --> 01:00:50,784 Not as big as I thought he'd be. 1081 01:00:50,817 --> 01:00:52,052 - You couldn't have. 1082 01:00:52,085 --> 01:00:53,754 - You were only gone for two seconds. 1083 01:00:53,787 --> 01:00:54,989 - I did too. 1084 01:00:56,024 --> 01:00:58,125 We talked about a lot of things. 1085 01:00:58,158 --> 01:00:59,226 - Let me look. 1086 01:00:59,259 --> 01:01:00,894 - You can't go by yourself. 1087 01:01:00,929 --> 01:01:02,529 - Oh, she has to, 1088 01:01:02,563 --> 01:01:04,264 no grownups are allowed. 1089 01:01:08,669 --> 01:01:11,238 - You have the same raincoat as in grandpa's book. 1090 01:01:12,539 --> 01:01:14,641 And he showed me his magic snow globe. 1091 01:01:14,675 --> 01:01:16,310 - Do you have any pictures of what goes on in there? 1092 01:01:16,343 --> 01:01:17,311 How do we know it's safe? 1093 01:01:17,344 --> 01:01:18,879 - It's completely safe. 1094 01:01:18,913 --> 01:01:20,514 He's actually really sweet. 1095 01:01:20,547 --> 01:01:22,516 He gave me this present for the house. 1096 01:01:23,617 --> 01:01:26,453 Santa said we can't open it till Christmas day. 1097 01:01:26,486 --> 01:01:29,323 - Who'd like to go and see if they can spot a reindeer? 1098 01:01:30,891 --> 01:01:32,659 - Thanks for letting us come, dad. 1099 01:01:40,567 --> 01:01:42,003 - Well, don't worry, 1100 01:01:42,036 --> 01:01:44,171 grownups are allowed to spot reindeer. 1101 01:01:53,113 --> 01:01:54,314 - Kids only. 1102 01:02:16,104 --> 01:02:17,537 (gate creaks open) 1103 01:02:17,571 --> 01:02:20,807 - Who can tell me the names of Santa's reindeer? 1104 01:02:20,841 --> 01:02:25,913 - Cupid, Comet, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Donner, Vixen. 1105 01:02:26,780 --> 01:02:30,751 - And Rudolph. - Well done. 1106 01:02:33,820 --> 01:02:37,290 If you spot one, they love to snack, 1107 01:02:38,825 --> 01:02:41,996 and they'll come out if you are quiet. 1108 01:02:43,664 --> 01:02:47,167 (gentle music continues) 1109 01:02:52,974 --> 01:02:56,443 - 3:00 PM. - Come on. 1110 01:02:56,476 --> 01:02:58,079 - Yeah, don't worry about me, I'll catch you up. 1111 01:02:58,112 --> 01:03:00,081 - Oh, for goodness sake, don't get lost. 1112 01:03:01,149 --> 01:03:04,284 (lighthearted music) 1113 01:03:11,558 --> 01:03:15,562 (lighthearted music continues) 1114 01:03:17,764 --> 01:03:18,665 - Jane! 1115 01:03:20,634 --> 01:03:24,638 (lighthearted music continues) 1116 01:03:41,555 --> 01:03:42,456 Holly! 1117 01:03:43,991 --> 01:03:47,694 (lighthearted music continues) 1118 01:03:47,728 --> 01:03:48,628 Michael! 1119 01:03:51,898 --> 01:03:55,902 (lighthearted music continues) 1120 01:03:59,239 --> 01:04:00,041 Snowdons! 1121 01:04:10,617 --> 01:04:13,054 Dashing through the snow 1122 01:04:13,087 --> 01:04:16,958 In a one horse open sleigh 1123 01:04:16,991 --> 01:04:20,194 O'er the fields we go 1124 01:04:20,228 --> 01:04:23,530 Laughing all the way 1125 01:04:23,563 --> 01:04:26,666 Bells on bob tail's ring 1126 01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:30,004 Making spirits bright 1127 01:04:30,037 --> 01:04:31,438 What fun it is to laugh and sing 1128 01:04:31,471 --> 01:04:32,372 - That's weird. 1129 01:04:33,740 --> 01:04:35,809 A sleighing song tonight 1130 01:04:35,842 --> 01:04:37,744 - It's very weird, Jane! 1131 01:04:37,778 --> 01:04:39,947 Jingle bells jingle bells 1132 01:04:39,981 --> 01:04:43,084 Jingle all the way 1133 01:04:43,117 --> 01:04:45,953 Oh what fun it is to ride 1134 01:04:45,987 --> 01:04:49,456 In a one horse open sleigh 1135 01:04:49,489 --> 01:04:52,692 Jingle bells jingle bells 1136 01:04:52,726 --> 01:04:55,963 Jingle all the way 1137 01:04:55,997 --> 01:04:57,198 Oh what fun it is to ride 1138 01:04:57,231 --> 01:04:59,100 - Good afternoon, I don't suppose you know 1139 01:04:59,133 --> 01:05:00,567 where my family are, do you? 1140 01:05:03,070 --> 01:05:06,073 No, thank you, you've been helpful. 1141 01:05:12,479 --> 01:05:15,149 (lighthearted music) 1142 01:05:15,183 --> 01:05:16,984 Holly, Michael, Jane! 1143 01:05:30,430 --> 01:05:32,399 It's still 3:00 PM. 1144 01:05:32,432 --> 01:05:34,668 It's like I'm not the only anything frozen. 1145 01:05:45,345 --> 01:05:47,014 Can't believe my entire survival 1146 01:05:47,048 --> 01:05:48,782 is counting on your luck, dad. 1147 01:05:49,649 --> 01:05:52,320 (gentle music) 1148 01:05:56,723 --> 01:05:58,025 Northern Point. 1149 01:06:03,530 --> 01:06:05,765 (lighthearted music) 1150 01:06:05,799 --> 01:06:06,700 Hello! 1151 01:06:15,609 --> 01:06:17,677 Finally, civilization. 1152 01:06:54,215 --> 01:06:57,517 (banging on door) 1153 01:06:57,550 --> 01:07:01,055 Hello, hi! 1154 01:07:02,323 --> 01:07:05,226 (banging on door) 1155 01:07:12,233 --> 01:07:13,566 Hello in there! 1156 01:07:16,370 --> 01:07:18,306 Hello, can you hear me in there? 1157 01:07:22,376 --> 01:07:25,578 North Pole, what is happening? 1158 01:07:25,612 --> 01:07:27,747 Look, is this some sort of sick joke? 1159 01:07:27,781 --> 01:07:29,749 Are you behind this Bob Johnson? 1160 01:07:39,626 --> 01:07:42,896 (knocking on door) 1161 01:07:42,930 --> 01:07:44,764 Please, where am I? 1162 01:07:58,379 --> 01:08:00,114 (banging on door) 1163 01:08:00,147 --> 01:08:02,649 Come on, you can come out now. 1164 01:08:09,522 --> 01:08:11,292 This isn't funny anymore. 1165 01:08:12,393 --> 01:08:14,929 Ho, ho, ho, what a hilarious jape. 1166 01:08:19,266 --> 01:08:21,936 (gentle music) 1167 01:08:27,607 --> 01:08:29,076 Oh, please, please, please. 1168 01:08:31,212 --> 01:08:32,146 Hello? 1169 01:08:34,348 --> 01:08:35,249 Hello? 1170 01:08:37,684 --> 01:08:40,354 (gentle music) 1171 01:08:45,292 --> 01:08:46,526 What on earth? 1172 01:08:51,898 --> 01:08:53,733 What is this? 1173 01:08:53,767 --> 01:08:57,471 Sorry, sorry, do you speak English. 1174 01:08:57,505 --> 01:08:59,206 - Mr. Snowdon? 1175 01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:00,740 Sorry to scare you. 1176 01:09:02,842 --> 01:09:07,314 - Alfie, what are you doing here with? 1177 01:09:07,348 --> 01:09:09,250 - Corky gets a bit overexcited, 1178 01:09:09,283 --> 01:09:10,784 so she works here alone. 1179 01:09:12,886 --> 01:09:15,622 - Well, I have to say, it's nice to see a familiar face. 1180 01:09:15,655 --> 01:09:17,557 I've been wandering around that forest for hours. 1181 01:09:17,590 --> 01:09:19,960 My family are gonna be worried senseless about me. 1182 01:09:19,994 --> 01:09:22,829 My watch, oh, 3:01. 1183 01:09:22,862 --> 01:09:25,499 Well, my watch does seem to be thawing out finally. 1184 01:09:25,533 --> 01:09:27,301 - Your watch wasn't frozen. 1185 01:09:27,334 --> 01:09:30,603 Frankly, I'm surprised you even entertained such a notion. 1186 01:09:30,637 --> 01:09:32,106 For the mechanism to freeze, 1187 01:09:32,139 --> 01:09:34,442 it needs to be surrounded by a liquid of mostly water. 1188 01:09:34,475 --> 01:09:38,012 - Okay, yes, sorry, my head has been a bit foggy, 1189 01:09:38,045 --> 01:09:40,247 to say the least, but you're absolutely right, 1190 01:09:40,281 --> 01:09:41,848 it's more likely to be the intensity 1191 01:09:41,881 --> 01:09:45,286 of the magnetic force you have this far up north. 1192 01:09:45,319 --> 01:09:47,488 - Let's get you some hot cocoa to warm up. 1193 01:09:49,789 --> 01:09:52,426 - I like your costumes. 1194 01:09:52,460 --> 01:09:54,861 Are you both working here for the holidays? 1195 01:09:54,894 --> 01:09:58,665 - This may be hard to believe, but we're actually elves. 1196 01:10:05,339 --> 01:10:06,639 - Right. 1197 01:10:06,673 --> 01:10:09,043 - I was in your class to monitor the behavior 1198 01:10:09,076 --> 01:10:10,945 of certain individuals. 1199 01:10:10,978 --> 01:10:12,480 - Look, I appreciate the charade, 1200 01:10:12,513 --> 01:10:14,647 but I really need to be getting to my family. 1201 01:10:14,681 --> 01:10:16,550 - I have no idea where they are. 1202 01:10:16,584 --> 01:10:18,352 It wasn't my turn to watch them. 1203 01:10:18,385 --> 01:10:19,719 - Well, that's uncalled for. 1204 01:10:19,752 --> 01:10:22,356 - Oh, hardly, Father Christmas watches everything, 1205 01:10:22,389 --> 01:10:24,992 especially now as the holiday season is in full swing. 1206 01:10:25,025 --> 01:10:27,627 - Fine, at least tell me the way back 1207 01:10:27,660 --> 01:10:29,296 to The Crazy Reindeer. 1208 01:10:29,330 --> 01:10:30,897 - Now that's uncalled for, 1209 01:10:30,931 --> 01:10:33,067 just because they fly and eat carrots, 1210 01:10:33,100 --> 01:10:34,734 doesn't mean you can act cruel. 1211 01:10:37,871 --> 01:10:41,641 - Sorry, you mentioned maybe some hot cocoa. 1212 01:10:41,674 --> 01:10:44,211 - I have a mind to send you on your way. 1213 01:10:44,245 --> 01:10:47,214 But seeing as you are on my list, 1214 01:10:47,248 --> 01:10:50,783 guess I am partly to blame, follow me. 1215 01:10:52,319 --> 01:10:54,754 - Oh, nice to meet you Corky. 1216 01:10:55,923 --> 01:10:58,492 (gentle music) 1217 01:11:05,432 --> 01:11:06,367 - Right this way. 1218 01:11:10,237 --> 01:11:13,740 (gentle music continues) 1219 01:11:22,715 --> 01:11:24,285 - Is this an orphanage? 1220 01:11:24,318 --> 01:11:26,420 - You really don't see how you come off, do you? 1221 01:11:26,453 --> 01:11:28,455 - Well, what else could it be? 1222 01:11:28,489 --> 01:11:30,257 - Sleeping quarters for the elves. 1223 01:11:36,030 --> 01:11:36,931 Oi! 1224 01:11:38,332 --> 01:11:41,368 - Look, I appreciate the spirit of all this. 1225 01:11:41,402 --> 01:11:43,504 I really do, but I need to get back to Jane and the kids. 1226 01:11:43,537 --> 01:11:44,737 They're gonna be worried sick. 1227 01:11:44,771 --> 01:11:46,773 Do you have a telephone? 1228 01:11:46,806 --> 01:11:48,676 - They don't even know you're gone yet. 1229 01:11:48,708 --> 01:11:49,643 - Of course they do. 1230 01:11:49,677 --> 01:11:51,145 I've been gone for hours. 1231 01:11:51,178 --> 01:11:53,280 We were led into the woods by this mad old woman 1232 01:11:53,314 --> 01:11:54,949 with a stick. - Be nice! 1233 01:11:54,982 --> 01:11:57,884 - All right, she wasn't that old, but I bumped my head. 1234 01:11:57,918 --> 01:11:58,718 I woke up. 1235 01:11:58,751 --> 01:11:59,553 It was snowing. 1236 01:11:59,587 --> 01:12:00,387 I saw a reindeer. 1237 01:12:00,421 --> 01:12:01,422 I got lost in the woods. 1238 01:12:01,455 --> 01:12:02,356 Found this place. 1239 01:12:02,389 --> 01:12:03,856 You're all dressed as elves 1240 01:12:03,890 --> 01:12:05,426 and now you've brought me into a massive doll's house. 1241 01:12:05,459 --> 01:12:06,660 Where are you taking me? 1242 01:12:06,694 --> 01:12:08,362 Who's in charge of this operation? 1243 01:12:08,395 --> 01:12:09,796 - Santa of course. 1244 01:12:14,335 --> 01:12:17,804 - I just need the quickest route to the lodge, 1245 01:12:17,837 --> 01:12:21,075 then I can get the bus back to The Crazy Reindeer hotel. 1246 01:12:21,108 --> 01:12:23,677 I'm no happier about its name than you by the way. 1247 01:12:26,547 --> 01:12:29,083 - Right this way sir, Santa will know what to do. 1248 01:12:41,595 --> 01:12:42,997 Go on, in there. 1249 01:12:44,131 --> 01:12:46,333 - So you are telling me Father Christmas, 1250 01:12:46,367 --> 01:12:48,369 the real Saint Nick, grandfather Frost 1251 01:12:48,402 --> 01:12:51,138 and all his other festive names is behind that door? 1252 01:12:53,674 --> 01:12:57,711 All right then. 1253 01:12:57,745 --> 01:12:59,846 Knock, knock jolly old fat man. 1254 01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:02,616 - What's the meaning of this? 1255 01:13:02,650 --> 01:13:04,784 Alfie, explain yourself. 1256 01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:08,855 (door creaks shut) 1257 01:13:08,888 --> 01:13:10,724 - Nice gig if you can stomach it. 1258 01:13:10,758 --> 01:13:12,926 I'm looking for a phone or perhaps a lift back 1259 01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:14,728 to The Crazy Reindeer. 1260 01:13:14,762 --> 01:13:16,796 - Blitz has been up the eggnog again has he? 1261 01:13:16,829 --> 01:13:18,332 - Apparently it's a hotel. 1262 01:13:20,167 --> 01:13:24,738 - Kevin Snowdon, as I live and breathe, 1263 01:13:24,772 --> 01:13:27,041 you still got your magnetic robot model. 1264 01:13:29,143 --> 01:13:30,778 - I'd forgotten all about that. 1265 01:13:32,746 --> 01:13:36,917 That was the best Christmas I ever had before my mum... 1266 01:13:37,951 --> 01:13:39,086 Have you been speaking to my wife? 1267 01:13:39,119 --> 01:13:40,120 Is this her doing? 1268 01:13:41,989 --> 01:13:43,856 - I'm gonna make you some hot cocoa. 1269 01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:47,428 - I'd say make yourself at home, 1270 01:13:47,461 --> 01:13:49,096 but I can see you're in a hurry. 1271 01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:56,236 - Green jacket, just like Michael said. 1272 01:13:56,270 --> 01:13:57,271 - He's a cute boy. 1273 01:13:59,473 --> 01:14:01,041 - What are those things? 1274 01:14:01,075 --> 01:14:03,876 - My keys, yes, they have a key now. 1275 01:14:03,911 --> 01:14:05,946 It's gonna take me decades to wipe out 1276 01:14:05,979 --> 01:14:09,950 that near catastrophe thanks to that social media nonsense. 1277 01:14:09,983 --> 01:14:12,586 - Listen, do you have a telephone that I could use? 1278 01:14:12,619 --> 01:14:14,722 - No phones at the North Pole? 1279 01:14:14,755 --> 01:14:15,989 - I've lost my family. 1280 01:14:16,023 --> 01:14:17,624 Alfie said you'd help me. 1281 01:14:17,658 --> 01:14:19,927 - He also said they don't even know you've gone. 1282 01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:21,295 - I need to get back to them. 1283 01:14:21,328 --> 01:14:23,731 Please, can we just stop the pedantics? 1284 01:14:23,764 --> 01:14:25,833 - I'm not a linguist or a scientist, 1285 01:14:25,865 --> 01:14:28,202 but I do know that here at the North Pole, 1286 01:14:28,235 --> 01:14:30,037 the way you harried civilians measure time 1287 01:14:30,070 --> 01:14:31,438 is very different. 1288 01:14:36,110 --> 01:14:39,580 I only have to turn that over once every three months. 1289 01:14:39,613 --> 01:14:43,617 One turn is equal to one hour of your time. 1290 01:14:43,650 --> 01:14:48,355 Here, time runs at one 2000th of your speed. 1291 01:14:54,428 --> 01:14:56,296 - All right then, how do those work? 1292 01:14:57,364 --> 01:15:00,934 - Elf magic, I left one behind once. 1293 01:15:00,968 --> 01:15:02,669 I had to make a special trip back to London 1294 01:15:02,703 --> 01:15:05,739 while the boy was asleep to swap it for a replica. 1295 01:15:05,773 --> 01:15:08,041 Poor lad must have thought he was going mad. 1296 01:15:15,082 --> 01:15:17,050 - Top marks. - Thank you, sir. 1297 01:15:26,493 --> 01:15:27,728 - What's through there? 1298 01:15:28,562 --> 01:15:29,496 - My letters. 1299 01:15:31,498 --> 01:15:34,067 - Of course, and how many have you received? 1300 01:15:35,002 --> 01:15:37,204 - This year or all together? 1301 01:15:37,237 --> 01:15:38,138 - All together. 1302 01:15:39,306 --> 01:15:40,741 - Behind that door, 1303 01:15:40,774 --> 01:15:44,178 I have every letter ever written to me since 341 AD. 1304 01:15:44,211 --> 01:15:45,946 - And what are those you've grabbed? 1305 01:15:45,979 --> 01:15:48,615 - You'll see, I may be a hoarder, 1306 01:15:53,086 --> 01:15:54,521 but when you deal in belief, 1307 01:15:54,555 --> 01:15:57,858 you sometimes have to refer to things from the past. 1308 01:15:58,959 --> 01:16:01,829 This still tears me up to this day. 1309 01:16:03,664 --> 01:16:06,333 (gentle music) 1310 01:16:09,837 --> 01:16:10,939 - I don't believe it. 1311 01:16:12,573 --> 01:16:14,174 - Better rethink your words. 1312 01:16:18,345 --> 01:16:22,382 Dear Santa, I don't want any presents this year. 1313 01:16:24,117 --> 01:16:27,488 My mum died and I need her back. 1314 01:16:29,289 --> 01:16:31,291 Dad cries every day. 1315 01:16:31,325 --> 01:16:32,526 So do I. 1316 01:16:32,559 --> 01:16:34,528 But I try not to let him see. 1317 01:16:35,896 --> 01:16:37,966 We both miss her so much. 1318 01:16:37,998 --> 01:16:40,701 I don't think we'll get through Christmas without her. 1319 01:16:42,035 --> 01:16:46,540 Please use your magic to bring back my mum, love, Kevin. 1320 01:16:50,444 --> 01:16:52,212 - I was only nine. 1321 01:16:52,246 --> 01:16:53,347 - Michael's age. 1322 01:16:56,383 --> 01:16:58,619 - I suppose you get a lot of letters like that asking you 1323 01:16:58,652 --> 01:16:59,786 to do the impossible. 1324 01:17:00,888 --> 01:17:03,557 - I do, it's what keeps me going. 1325 01:17:05,859 --> 01:17:08,395 There's real magic here at the North Pole. 1326 01:17:08,428 --> 01:17:12,499 Time goes so slowly, you can hardly see it moving. 1327 01:17:12,533 --> 01:17:14,268 And the reindeer really can fly. 1328 01:17:15,669 --> 01:17:20,340 But however slowly time goes, I can't make it go backwards. 1329 01:17:22,409 --> 01:17:24,578 That Christmas wish and all the others like it 1330 01:17:24,611 --> 01:17:28,248 that I couldn't fulfill, keep me awake at night. 1331 01:17:31,084 --> 01:17:33,587 You never wrote to me again after that. 1332 01:17:33,620 --> 01:17:37,891 I understand why, but I couldn't say, it's not my place. 1333 01:17:40,028 --> 01:17:41,862 - I was convinced you were a fraud. 1334 01:17:42,931 --> 01:17:45,766 So angry, I wanted you hurled into jail. 1335 01:17:47,834 --> 01:17:50,737 - Got a couple more here I had rushed over from London. 1336 01:17:56,945 --> 01:17:58,980 "My dad hates Christmas. 1337 01:17:59,013 --> 01:18:02,549 "He always ruins it by taking us to a boring ski resort." 1338 01:18:03,383 --> 01:18:04,284 - Holly. 1339 01:18:10,457 --> 01:18:13,827 - "What I really want is for my dad to like Christmas 1340 01:18:13,860 --> 01:18:18,131 "as much as me." - Michael. 1341 01:18:20,935 --> 01:18:23,470 I really am a terrible dad. 1342 01:18:23,503 --> 01:18:25,872 - No, no you're not. 1343 01:18:25,907 --> 01:18:28,275 You just need to open your eyes 1344 01:18:28,308 --> 01:18:31,845 and see what a wonderful family you've got in front of you. 1345 01:18:31,878 --> 01:18:33,847 The past will never be the present. 1346 01:18:37,018 --> 01:18:38,086 It's nearly two minutes past three. 1347 01:18:38,118 --> 01:18:39,386 We better get you back. 1348 01:18:39,419 --> 01:18:40,320 Alfie! 1349 01:18:42,889 --> 01:18:45,158 He really is my favorite elf. 1350 01:18:45,192 --> 01:18:47,095 - He's my favorite student. 1351 01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:48,395 I bet he could tell you exactly 1352 01:18:48,428 --> 01:18:50,397 how many letters you get sent every year. 1353 01:18:50,430 --> 01:18:51,632 - Last year was a record. 1354 01:18:51,665 --> 01:18:55,168 We had over 250 million, not including emails. 1355 01:18:55,202 --> 01:18:57,638 - We also estimate that about 10 million got lost 1356 01:18:57,671 --> 01:18:59,040 in the post. 1357 01:18:59,073 --> 01:19:00,440 - Like I said, Mr. Snowdon, 1358 01:19:00,474 --> 01:19:02,643 your calculations were quite close. 1359 01:19:02,676 --> 01:19:04,078 Your deductions for the naughty list 1360 01:19:04,112 --> 01:19:05,445 was way too high though. 1361 01:19:05,479 --> 01:19:07,280 Tell him how many were on it last year. 1362 01:19:07,314 --> 01:19:08,448 - 27. 1363 01:19:08,482 --> 01:19:09,683 - That's not possible. 1364 01:19:10,651 --> 01:19:12,686 - No children are bad deep down. 1365 01:19:13,754 --> 01:19:16,390 They're just frustrated or anxious. 1366 01:19:16,423 --> 01:19:18,392 - Even Doug is a good kid. 1367 01:19:18,425 --> 01:19:20,128 His image is just a front. 1368 01:19:21,361 --> 01:19:22,997 I saw him in the playground once after school 1369 01:19:23,031 --> 01:19:24,231 with his little brother. 1370 01:19:24,264 --> 01:19:25,499 He was crying, 1371 01:19:25,532 --> 01:19:28,036 but Doug was calm and made him feel better. 1372 01:19:28,069 --> 01:19:30,837 He was there when it mattered the most. 1373 01:19:30,871 --> 01:19:32,272 - Well, that is a surprise. 1374 01:19:33,273 --> 01:19:34,909 - We must get young Kevin back. 1375 01:19:35,709 --> 01:19:37,310 - Everyone's young in his eyes. 1376 01:19:38,980 --> 01:19:41,815 (cheerful music) 1377 01:19:46,353 --> 01:19:49,189 - Are we in a different building? 1378 01:20:00,034 --> 01:20:02,803 Hey, Michael's got one of these on his Christmas list. 1379 01:20:02,836 --> 01:20:04,738 How much are they? 1380 01:20:05,739 --> 01:20:07,141 - It's not for sale. 1381 01:20:07,175 --> 01:20:07,975 - What do you mean? 1382 01:20:08,009 --> 01:20:09,242 You must have plenty. 1383 01:20:09,276 --> 01:20:11,211 - Everything we make is a gift on my list 1384 01:20:11,244 --> 01:20:13,014 for a child somewhere in the world. 1385 01:20:13,047 --> 01:20:15,083 Nothing is for sale or left as extra. 1386 01:20:16,483 --> 01:20:18,752 - Oh, so you mean someone else has a wooden go-kart 1387 01:20:18,785 --> 01:20:21,022 on their list other than Michael. 1388 01:20:21,055 --> 01:20:23,523 - Come on, I don't normally take people through here, 1389 01:20:23,557 --> 01:20:25,026 but it's the quickest route. 1390 01:20:27,161 --> 01:20:28,062 - Oh! 1391 01:20:35,836 --> 01:20:39,473 (cheerful music continues) 1392 01:20:46,446 --> 01:20:49,984 (cheerful music continues) 1393 01:20:53,820 --> 01:20:54,788 - Don't overthink it. 1394 01:20:54,821 --> 01:20:56,389 The doors lock differently here. 1395 01:20:57,324 --> 01:20:58,126 - Oh. 1396 01:21:00,861 --> 01:21:03,730 Oh, 3:02. 1397 01:21:10,171 --> 01:21:11,404 Well, what's that? 1398 01:21:11,438 --> 01:21:13,975 - For the reindeer, so they don't go crazy. 1399 01:21:18,879 --> 01:21:21,481 - I thought reindeer only ate carrots. 1400 01:21:21,515 --> 01:21:24,085 - A rumor started by the Easter Bunny (chuckling). 1401 01:21:27,354 --> 01:21:30,657 - Oh, can you let Jane and the kids know I'm on my way? 1402 01:21:30,690 --> 01:21:35,762 - No need, come back at any time. 1403 01:21:45,639 --> 01:21:47,108 - There's no way 1404 01:21:47,141 --> 01:21:49,376 that could have been my letter from all those years ago. 1405 01:21:53,713 --> 01:21:54,648 And I'm lost again. 1406 01:21:56,683 --> 01:21:59,987 Ah. (lighthearted music) 1407 01:22:05,259 --> 01:22:06,160 Oh! 1408 01:22:10,697 --> 01:22:13,667 Oh, oh (groaning)! 1409 01:22:17,437 --> 01:22:20,074 (gentle music) 1410 01:22:30,117 --> 01:22:32,819 - Kev, I told you not to get lost. 1411 01:22:32,853 --> 01:22:37,490 - Jane, were you not worried about me? 1412 01:22:37,524 --> 01:22:39,327 - You were only gone a few minutes. 1413 01:22:42,330 --> 01:22:43,231 - 3:03. 1414 01:22:44,631 --> 01:22:45,532 - Are you okay? 1415 01:22:47,168 --> 01:22:51,038 - Yeah, I guess the altitude's maybe a bit foggy. 1416 01:22:52,206 --> 01:22:53,440 - Oh, come on. 1417 01:22:53,473 --> 01:22:55,109 We could all use a cozy night in by the fire. 1418 01:22:55,142 --> 01:22:58,913 Let's catch up with the kids and maybe spot a few reindeer. 1419 01:22:58,946 --> 01:23:01,414 (gentle music) 1420 01:23:07,687 --> 01:23:11,691 - Truly spectacular, and they've definitely done a number 1421 01:23:11,725 --> 01:23:12,759 on my watch. 1422 01:23:14,128 --> 01:23:16,696 - I can't believe we actually got to meet the real Santa. 1423 01:23:16,730 --> 01:23:18,598 Did you see the magic snow globe? 1424 01:23:18,632 --> 01:23:20,500 - It's actually called an hourglass, 1425 01:23:21,601 --> 01:23:23,271 but yeah, it was pretty awesome. 1426 01:23:25,306 --> 01:23:27,574 - What color jacket did you say he wore? 1427 01:23:27,607 --> 01:23:30,044 - Green, just like the one in grandpa's book. 1428 01:23:30,077 --> 01:23:32,779 - But he had his red one on a hook behind his desk 1429 01:23:32,812 --> 01:23:35,482 and he also had the magic key in a glass cabinet. 1430 01:23:36,317 --> 01:23:37,952 - Thank you for a lovely day. 1431 01:23:40,922 --> 01:23:42,555 - Seems to be going on forever. 1432 01:23:44,125 --> 01:23:47,627 (gentle music continues) 1433 01:23:58,538 --> 01:24:00,074 - They probably chickened out. 1434 01:24:00,107 --> 01:24:02,076 - Be nice, Bradley. 1435 01:24:02,109 --> 01:24:03,010 - Yeah, Bradley. 1436 01:24:04,778 --> 01:24:06,213 - Seems our men are up to something. 1437 01:24:06,247 --> 01:24:08,782 - He promised he wasn't going to do anything crazy. 1438 01:24:09,849 --> 01:24:11,986 - Good job your skis got banged up. 1439 01:24:12,019 --> 01:24:14,688 - I agree, otherwise we wouldn't have rented these. 1440 01:24:14,721 --> 01:24:16,023 - What are those? 1441 01:24:16,057 --> 01:24:18,092 - These are the real surprise, Michael. 1442 01:24:18,125 --> 01:24:19,793 - It's all a bit of fun. - Yes. 1443 01:24:19,826 --> 01:24:22,862 - Johnsons, Snowdons, giant rubber donuts. 1444 01:24:22,896 --> 01:24:25,632 (Holly chuckling) 1445 01:24:25,665 --> 01:24:28,501 (cheerful music) 1446 01:24:32,505 --> 01:24:33,707 - Let's have a race. 1447 01:24:33,740 --> 01:24:35,409 I promise, I won't cheat this time. 1448 01:24:43,985 --> 01:24:45,052 - Boys, be nice. 1449 01:24:45,086 --> 01:24:45,885 - No bumping. 1450 01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:47,355 - Or cutting in front. 1451 01:24:47,388 --> 01:24:49,223 - Just bounce or slide. 1452 01:24:49,256 --> 01:24:50,424 - Which one is it? 1453 01:24:50,458 --> 01:24:51,691 - Dunno, I've not done it yet. 1454 01:24:51,725 --> 01:24:52,960 - Oh! 1455 01:24:52,994 --> 01:24:55,029 - It's all about weight distribution, isn't it? 1456 01:24:55,062 --> 01:24:56,763 You might as well give that 100 pound now. 1457 01:24:56,796 --> 01:24:58,032 - I've put all my faith 1458 01:24:58,065 --> 01:24:59,833 into a donut full of hot air, haven't I? 1459 01:24:59,866 --> 01:25:04,138 - Relax, remember what I said, happy kids, happy wife. 1460 01:25:16,750 --> 01:25:18,852 - Ready? - Steady. 1461 01:25:18,885 --> 01:25:19,786 - Go! 1462 01:25:19,819 --> 01:25:23,857 (Snowdons and Johnsons cheering) 1463 01:25:25,326 --> 01:25:26,659 - Yes, come on! 1464 01:25:33,334 --> 01:25:34,402 - Woo! - Woo! 1465 01:25:35,635 --> 01:25:36,504 - Who won? 1466 01:25:39,873 --> 01:25:41,175 Call it a draw. 1467 01:25:47,680 --> 01:25:48,715 (gentle music) 1468 01:25:48,748 --> 01:25:49,649 - Wait. 1469 01:26:01,795 --> 01:26:04,365 (bells chiming) 1470 01:26:04,398 --> 01:26:07,901 (uptempo cheerful music) 1471 01:26:14,774 --> 01:26:19,113 (uptempo cheerful music continues) 1472 01:26:27,254 --> 01:26:29,889 (gentle music) 1473 01:26:30,958 --> 01:26:33,127 - Look, that's the coat we saw him wearing. 1474 01:26:39,699 --> 01:26:41,068 - [Kevin] Wait a minute, isn't that? 1475 01:26:41,102 --> 01:26:42,236 - Who? 1476 01:26:42,269 --> 01:26:44,338 - I don't usually believe in dejavu, but- 1477 01:26:44,371 --> 01:26:46,373 - Wait, you're right, isn't that? 1478 01:26:46,407 --> 01:26:47,942 - Grandma Elf from the tour? 1479 01:26:47,975 --> 01:26:51,979 - Oh, Christina would not like to hear you call her that. 1480 01:26:53,414 --> 01:26:54,714 She gave me this book. 1481 01:26:57,017 --> 01:27:01,155 I met her in a small shop in Turkey. 1482 01:27:01,188 --> 01:27:04,158 We'd been marching three days 1483 01:27:04,191 --> 01:27:07,660 and she came running out into the street calling for help. 1484 01:27:09,029 --> 01:27:13,000 So of course, we all went in and were instantly taken 1485 01:27:13,033 --> 01:27:18,105 by the smell of hot chocolate and ginger cake. 1486 01:27:19,173 --> 01:27:21,542 Never did find out what she wanted help for, 1487 01:27:21,575 --> 01:27:24,311 but boy, did she help us. 1488 01:27:24,345 --> 01:27:26,614 - So you didn't help her? 1489 01:27:26,646 --> 01:27:29,016 - Well, we stayed for over an hour 1490 01:27:29,049 --> 01:27:33,187 while she poured cake and cocoa down our gullets 1491 01:27:33,220 --> 01:27:34,321 and then we left. 1492 01:27:35,755 --> 01:27:38,959 And I realized how selfish we were, 1493 01:27:38,993 --> 01:27:44,064 so I ran straight back in and she thanked me for our company 1494 01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:47,535 and she gave me this book. 1495 01:27:49,937 --> 01:27:53,107 Turkey is no country for marching across, 1496 01:27:54,141 --> 01:27:56,743 but flying, now, that's another story. 1497 01:27:56,776 --> 01:27:58,212 - It's time for bed. 1498 01:27:58,245 --> 01:27:59,712 - Yes, mum's right. 1499 01:27:59,746 --> 01:28:02,349 Santa won't be visiting unless you're both asleep. 1500 01:28:02,383 --> 01:28:05,052 - Carrots, reindeer only eat moss. 1501 01:28:05,085 --> 01:28:07,454 - I'm pretty sure they'll eat anything we put out. 1502 01:28:07,488 --> 01:28:10,457 - Actually, Holly is right, reindeer won't eat carrots. 1503 01:28:10,491 --> 01:28:12,825 That was just a rumor started by the Easter Bunny. 1504 01:28:12,859 --> 01:28:14,528 (all laughing) 1505 01:28:14,562 --> 01:28:16,263 - Well, I better go in the garden and dig some up then. 1506 01:28:16,297 --> 01:28:17,198 Come on, guys. 1507 01:28:18,265 --> 01:28:19,567 - Night you two. 1508 01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:21,001 - Night grandad. - [Holly] Night. 1509 01:28:21,035 --> 01:28:24,271 - Love you. - [Michael] Love you, dad. 1510 01:28:27,975 --> 01:28:29,709 (gentle music) 1511 01:28:29,742 --> 01:28:31,078 - Thank you for this. 1512 01:28:31,111 --> 01:28:32,213 It did bring me luck. 1513 01:28:38,552 --> 01:28:40,321 - What happened to you in Lapland? 1514 01:28:41,689 --> 01:28:44,959 I haven't seen you this happy at Christmas since. 1515 01:28:49,029 --> 01:28:49,964 - I miss her too. 1516 01:28:52,832 --> 01:28:53,900 Try as I might, 1517 01:28:55,202 --> 01:28:57,471 I'll never forget that first Christmas without her. 1518 01:28:59,039 --> 01:29:03,110 And you were a saint for putting up with the way I behaved. 1519 01:29:04,844 --> 01:29:05,745 - A saint? 1520 01:29:07,681 --> 01:29:10,584 For so many years, I thought I'd failed, 1521 01:29:11,818 --> 01:29:16,156 but seeing you with your kids made me think, 1522 01:29:17,424 --> 01:29:21,595 "Old man, at least you got one thing right." 1523 01:29:25,332 --> 01:29:26,500 - I love you. 1524 01:29:27,900 --> 01:29:31,972 - Right, you two better get to bed so Santa could come. 1525 01:29:33,107 --> 01:29:35,743 (upbeat music) 1526 01:29:42,782 --> 01:29:46,287 (upbeat music continues) 1527 01:29:48,989 --> 01:29:49,923 - Chess set. 1528 01:29:55,296 --> 01:29:56,563 - That's really cute. 1529 01:30:00,833 --> 01:30:01,702 - Wow! 1530 01:30:04,171 --> 01:30:05,372 - Oh my gosh, 1531 01:30:07,274 --> 01:30:08,175 thank you, dad. 1532 01:30:09,876 --> 01:30:11,578 - You're welcome, you deserve it. 1533 01:30:25,526 --> 01:30:30,364 - To Michael, for you and your dad, love, Santa. 1534 01:30:38,972 --> 01:30:41,008 - Yes, best Christmas ever. 1535 01:30:43,143 --> 01:30:44,912 - I dreamt about that thing. 1536 01:30:44,945 --> 01:30:47,081 - Oh, I almost forgot, where is it? 1537 01:30:54,621 --> 01:30:57,257 It's just like the one Santa had. 1538 01:31:03,797 --> 01:31:05,799 - Are you all right, Kev? 1539 01:31:05,833 --> 01:31:07,835 - Hmm, hmm, yeah, yeah. 1540 01:31:09,203 --> 01:31:11,638 - Kids, why don't you go and get your dad a hot drink. 1541 01:31:11,672 --> 01:31:14,641 - Yeah, come on. - Yeah. 1542 01:31:30,591 --> 01:31:33,527 - Here at the North Pole, time is very different. 1543 01:31:33,560 --> 01:31:37,364 I have every letter ever written to me since 341 AD. 1544 01:31:37,398 --> 01:31:39,633 Please use your magic to bring back my mum. 1545 01:31:39,666 --> 01:31:43,003 - This may be hard to believe, but we're actually elves. 1546 01:31:45,606 --> 01:31:49,109 (enchanting music) 1547 01:31:49,143 --> 01:31:50,110 - It wasn't a dream. 1548 01:31:58,919 --> 01:32:03,490 Oh, (chuckling) thank you. 1549 01:32:03,524 --> 01:32:04,491 Thank you so much. 1550 01:32:06,627 --> 01:32:08,495 - Merry Christmas. 1551 01:32:08,529 --> 01:32:10,497 - Merry Christmas to you. 1552 01:32:10,531 --> 01:32:12,099 Merry Christmas everyone. 1553 01:32:16,837 --> 01:32:20,007 (indistinct chatter) 1554 01:32:22,509 --> 01:32:25,813 (bell ringing) 1555 01:32:25,846 --> 01:32:30,919 (claps) Can anyone explain to me the principles 1556 01:32:31,985 --> 01:32:33,887 behind Einstein's theory of relativity? 1557 01:32:37,224 --> 01:32:39,960 (bells chiming) 1558 01:32:41,161 --> 01:32:44,298 - [Holly] Dear Santa, thank you so much 1559 01:32:44,331 --> 01:32:46,600 for making last Christmas the best ever. 1560 01:32:47,901 --> 01:32:49,536 I dunno how you did it, 1561 01:32:49,570 --> 01:32:51,071 but I even got a boyfriend, 1562 01:32:52,739 --> 01:32:54,508 and dad found his festive spirit. 1563 01:32:56,677 --> 01:32:58,479 He's declared a new Christmas time tradition 1564 01:32:58,512 --> 01:33:01,048 with our family friends, the Johnsons. 1565 01:33:03,550 --> 01:33:06,186 (all cheering) 1566 01:33:15,295 --> 01:33:17,865 I will always write and believe in you. 1567 01:33:17,898 --> 01:33:19,166 All my love, Holly. 1568 01:33:20,467 --> 01:33:23,437 You better hang up mistletoe 1569 01:33:23,470 --> 01:33:27,207 I'm on my way through the snow 1570 01:33:27,241 --> 01:33:29,643 Hitch a ride on a sleigh 1571 01:33:29,676 --> 01:33:31,178 Whatever it takes 1572 01:33:31,211 --> 01:33:33,780 There's no holding me back 1573 01:33:33,814 --> 01:33:36,783 I need to get to you real fast 1574 01:33:36,817 --> 01:33:39,586 Christmas wouldn't be the same 1575 01:33:39,620 --> 01:33:41,923 Oh I just gotta say 1576 01:33:41,956 --> 01:33:44,625 You bring out the holly jolly me 1577 01:33:44,658 --> 01:33:47,794 Oh you're all I need 1578 01:33:47,828 --> 01:33:52,699 This Christmas this Christmas 1579 01:33:52,733 --> 01:33:55,636 You bring out the holly jolly me 1580 01:33:55,669 --> 01:33:58,472 Oh you're all I need 1581 01:33:58,505 --> 01:34:02,509 This Christmas this Christmas 1582 01:34:08,615 --> 01:34:11,485 We won't be going outside no way 1583 01:34:11,518 --> 01:34:15,289 Stay cozy by the fireplace 1584 01:34:15,322 --> 01:34:17,391 Pretty papers and bows 1585 01:34:17,424 --> 01:34:18,725 Silver and gold 1586 01:34:18,759 --> 01:34:21,562 Excitement in the air 1587 01:34:21,595 --> 01:34:25,265 So happy to be with you my dear 1588 01:34:25,299 --> 01:34:27,601 Christmas wouldn't be the same 1589 01:34:27,634 --> 01:34:29,736 Oh I just gotta say 1590 01:34:29,770 --> 01:34:33,073 You bring out the holly jolly me 1591 01:34:33,106 --> 01:34:35,876 Oh you're all I need 1592 01:34:35,910 --> 01:34:40,314 This Christmas this Christmas 1593 01:34:40,347 --> 01:34:43,350 Yeah you bring out the holly jolly me 1594 01:34:43,383 --> 01:34:46,520 Oh you're all I need 1595 01:34:46,553 --> 01:34:51,025 This Christmas this Christmas 1596 01:34:51,059 --> 01:34:53,860 Oh this Christmas 1597 01:34:53,894 --> 01:34:56,697 Holly jolly holly jolly 1598 01:34:56,730 --> 01:35:01,535 You bring out the holly jolly me 1599 01:35:01,568 --> 01:35:05,105 Yeah let me hear you 1600 01:35:05,138 --> 01:35:09,109 Bring out the holly jolly me 1601 01:35:09,142 --> 01:35:11,079 Yeah it's true 1602 01:35:11,111 --> 01:35:16,183 Holly jolly me 1603 01:35:17,284 --> 01:35:19,853 You bring out the holly jolly me 115224

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