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so
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harley
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anyone
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sitting here
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no
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thank you sir
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what's your name
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katie nice to meet you i'm johnny
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what's the matter you uh worried santa
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didn't get your letter this year
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oh no you uh just found out you're on
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the naughty list didn't you
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don't worry you get used to it
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that's better a little smile so
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what seems to be the real problem
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my boyfriend is planning to name me oh
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and he told you this
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no so how do you know
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because he's done it before
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and you took him back
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every time
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so he's done it more than once
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three times
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wow and you're still with this guy huh
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yeah
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katie katie katie do you not know how
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beautiful you are
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have you ever
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loved someone
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so much that it felt like you you loved
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them before
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been with them before like
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in another life
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i have never loved anyone the way that i
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love this guy it's completely
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debilitating wow
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so how long have you two been together
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well if you take all the time we've been
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together and you subtract all the time
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that we've been broken up about three
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years
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that's pretty serious huh
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i thought so well look any guy who would
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break up with this girl this close to
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christmas is a complete
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douche
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but you
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should forget about this guy
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and just come dance with me
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what do you say
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i can't
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oh come on i'll help you forget all
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about them
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sorry
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okay
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have a good night
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what are you doing
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you're not gonna like this
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i'm leaving
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no
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you know michael someone just told me
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that only a real douche would break up
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with someone this close to christmas
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yeah i know and i'm sorry
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you know what it doesn't even matter
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it's not like you're planning to come
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home with me for christmas anyway
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katie i just
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it doesn't feel right anymore
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we don't feel right that's because you
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never really committed
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how can it feel right when you always
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have one foot out the door
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look i'm sorry i do love you okay
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so what
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your love
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comes and goes like like the weather it
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can't withstand even the smallest
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discomfort what good is love like that
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look i'm sorry okay i really do love you
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but i can't
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i don't care
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you know what just go
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go and don't you ever come back
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don't
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call me don't text me don't email me
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don't
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run into me don't even think about me
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just go and don't come back ever
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hello
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katie
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are you here
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okay
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hello
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hey
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how you doing
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awesome yeah
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it looks like
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um
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is there anything i can do
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no
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do you want me to scratch his car or his
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eyes out
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yes please
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done
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valerie went i become one of those
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pathetic girls
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you know the ones who cry over a guy
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who's dumped them over and over and over
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again
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it's only been a week
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give yourself some time
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it's the fourth time
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so
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what it shouldn't hurt no
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it shouldn't hurt i mean
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what did i expect that this time would
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be different that this time he'd be
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there for me
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and i keep telling myself katie you
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deserve someone who loves you and who
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wants to be with you this guy has done
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you a favor and you know i know i'm
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right
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but it doesn't matter
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because i still miss him
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i miss the way that he would roll over
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and tell me that he loved me in the
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middle of the night
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i miss his arms around me and
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the way he smelled
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my whole body hurts with missing him
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i know
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i'm so sorry
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and it's not just him
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you know it's the whole life that we had
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planned together you know the house and
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the kids and
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the places that we would go
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and now i have to start over
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i have to date
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at least you can
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go home for the holidays you've got your
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family
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oh yeah those people
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won't that be lovely
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get to go home all alone
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again
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another failed relationship under my
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belt your family doesn't care about that
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no
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no they don't
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those people with their
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perfect houses and spouses and cars and
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kids
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they make me feel bad about myself just
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by being who they are
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what are you talking about
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kitty your life is perfect oh you're
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successful you've got a great place
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you've got the greatest best friend
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anyone could ever ask for i mean your
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family should be jealous of your life
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for that alone
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that's true
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thank you
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how can a man tell you that he loves you
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and then leave
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i don't know
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i won't leave
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good morning
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how are you
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hey baby
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how are you
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sorry i haven't been here for a few days
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did you miss me
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no you were fed so you're fine
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water looks good
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oh dirty
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you'll be happy to know michael and i
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broke up again
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so you are the only man in my life once
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again
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i'm gonna be gone for a few days
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i have to go home
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because the only thing worse than going
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home for christmas alone
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would be not going home at all so
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but cindy's gonna be here she's gonna
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walk you every day okay
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okay so don't worry
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i'm taken care of
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oh i'm sorry
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do
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it's okay katie
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this is the last time
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this is the last time you ever come home
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alone for christmas ever again
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so nothing
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no
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michael didn't text you on christmas day
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nope
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and you didn't text him either
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no
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well good
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it's a new year time to move on
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didn't call or text me over christmas
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either
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han doesn't even know you're interested
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in him
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actually as annoying as you are
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i agree
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i do deserve better and i'm ready to
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move on excellent i know the perfect
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place to meet guys what are you doing
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saturday
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well actually i have already are you
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guys ready
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oh
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hi han
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how are you
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good
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caico
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it's fun
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hi han
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hi
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han why don't you just give us a second
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we're not quite ready
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anyway you were saying
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i'm now on binder
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the hookup app
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the dating app oh no
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you don't need binder i've got you
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covered
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valerie i cannot go clubbing every
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weekend in the hopes that there will be
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a single attractive male in the right
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age range who happens to be looking for
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a relationship at least with binder i
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can set age limits look at pictures and
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reasonably expect them to be single but
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binder
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aren't you on binder
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yes
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it can't be that bad
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it is
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okay whatever this is how people our age
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meet now i already have a dinner date on
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thursday
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and my goal is to a week
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two what two
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meets
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dates
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meetings
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you've set goals
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yes
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and i'm already meeting and exceeding
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those goals
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okay
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the consummate professional dater
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yes i am
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good luck
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how do i find
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you
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hi hi
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katie matthew
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you look great
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oh
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thank you so tell me all about yourself
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oh um okay i
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design websites so i do brands logos all
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of that kind of stuff um
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i live in noho noho i rehearse there all
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the time
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oh you're a
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dancer
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singer in a band razor blade kiss
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i'm quite popular overseas
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my band and i cut a new album soon you
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should look me up on youtube i have over
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a million subscribers
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you never heard of me matthew hagan
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razor blade kiss
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no sorry
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we're kind of like a modern youtube with
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a touch of punk i just got back from
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germany and we were heading for sweden
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in a couple weeks
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touring makes it hard to meet people
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well not to meet girls there are plenty
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of girls but it's hard to find a quality
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relationship
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as in yourself
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and then when you find her you got to
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make sure that she's confident i'm
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always on tour and girls are always
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throwing themselves at me and she has to
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understand that that's just the way it
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is
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that's just
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life
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and we get divorced and she takes half
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of everything
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including intellectual property the best
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part of my marriage was divorce
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[Music]
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my songs my lyrics my music i don't know
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what was wrong with her
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she would just like throw bottles at me
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just
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didn't want to be with her anymore she
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was so clingy it was a relief for me you
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know like a burden off my shoulder she
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just couldn't get used to me being gone
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all the time
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you don't have that problem right
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i have an early morning tour yeah sorry
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i have to go
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okay
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i'll take care of this
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are you sure i'm totally happy to pay
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myself no no it's my pleasure it's nice
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to find someone that is not interested
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in me for the fame you know
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yeah
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um
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okay good night
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that's crazy so he said that that it was
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nice to spend time with somebody who
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wasn't interested in just for his fame
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yes
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that's funny so what did you say i said
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well i've never heard of you check
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please okay well could have been worse
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at least you got that out of your system
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what do you mean
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dating on binder
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are you crazy i am just getting started
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yes it was a mistake to do dinner right
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from now on meats will be limited to
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lunch and coffee
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what's a meat
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that's what i'm calling it a meat
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not a date
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oh a date is when two people have met
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they know that they like each other and
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they want to see each other again
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okay so like a blind date a blind date
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is when
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other people in your life have set you
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up and you know absolutely nothing about
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the person with binder
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you've seen pictures you've communicated
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you just haven't met face to face
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um meat is a verb not a noun
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english lesson yeah yes well i'm making
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it a thing from now on a meat is
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a previously arranged face-to-face
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meeting for people who've only ever met
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online
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okay
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okay okay
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so any prospective meets in the near
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future
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actually yes
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lunch tomorrow and i've been talking to
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this really cute guy every night this
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week uh oh
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what what i mean
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it sounds like an n-s-t-t-a-n
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what's
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what is that
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n-s-t-t-tt
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stands for need someone to talk to at
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night
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okay i'm i'm pretty sure that's not a
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thing maybe it is i mean you guys don't
396
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know
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nstttans have never seen the light of
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day
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in fact no one has actually ever met one
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but he'll text you every single night
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and you'll think yourself hmm he likes
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me
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and maybe he does but when daylight
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comes he will not dare venture outside
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he is much safer inside the phone
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trust me
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you don't want to waste your time
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okay i seriously doubt that okay
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it sounds like it's going really great
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uh-huh you know what you guys she has no
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it's i have an nst right now yes i he
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didn't show up
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true story you guys
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you'll see
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[Music]
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hey handsome you wanna take me for a
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ride
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you scared me
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what are you doing in there the leakage
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faucet
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oh
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[Music]
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hi baby
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well you're very clean today
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[Music]
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[Music]
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thank you
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[Music]
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thanks han
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can i help you
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is
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keiko coming no i'm supposed to be
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meeting somebody from binder here you
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know like a blind date but i guess it's
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not coming
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can i get the chicken sandwich
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so
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she's not coming
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no
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was that a yes on the sandwich
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sorry i'm late
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hi
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totally slipped in cody oh katie
444
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you slept in until one in the afternoon
445
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yeah
446
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really you don't have to work today no
447
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i'm kind of in between jobs right now
448
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yeah i came out here to be an actor so
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i've been living off my savings but it
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hasn't happened as fast i'd hoped it
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would
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looks like i may have to get that job
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after all
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yeah i've heard that that acting gig can
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be hard
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yeah
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sorry my friend's been letting me stay
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at his place but i think he's getting
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tired of me being on the couch so how
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long you been sleeping on his couch
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two years
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i know i know i just keep on thinking
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the next audition's gonna be the one you
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knew
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yeah
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oh thanks hon hey man
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nothing from me man thanks
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you don't want to eat anything no i
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really can't afford anything right now
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so go right ahead oh i'm sorry you were
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20 minutes late so i thought you weren't
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coming i just went ahead and ordered
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perfect no problem do you want something
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to drink at least no man i i can't
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afford it
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well
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i'll
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buy it for you no problem
479
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are you sure yeah please okay yeah
480
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i'll take a mocha frappe whip with a
481
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splash of cinnamon in a to-go cup please
482
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thank you
483
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no problem what do you do
484
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oh i design websites
485
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i'm so sorry
486
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i gotta get this
487
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no
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problem yeah
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[Music]
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[Music]
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oh
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man
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that's going to be cold
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okay where will we
495
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wow
496
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i'm so sorry
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i gotta go
498
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but i really want to see you again can i
499
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call you
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sure
501
00:24:37,038 --> 00:24:41,319
awesome
502
00:24:38,079 --> 00:24:41,319
you're beautiful
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you've got to be friggin kidding me
504
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:05,919
and then he said you're beautiful
505
00:25:03,679 --> 00:25:08,640
i left
506
00:25:05,919 --> 00:25:10,640
he said you're beautiful
507
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really that's the part of that story
508
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:15,840
that upsets you not that he uh took his
509
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:17,918
latte and left that's that i mean i'm
510
00:25:15,839 --> 00:25:20,319
pretty sure the binder is how this guy
511
00:25:17,919 --> 00:25:21,840
eats if i bought him lunch he probably
512
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would have stayed and if you'd been on
513
00:25:21,839 --> 00:25:25,359
time i probably would have bought him
514
00:25:23,519 --> 00:25:28,079
lunch yeah you probably should stop
515
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:30,158
doing that oh that's nothing last week
516
00:25:28,079 --> 00:25:32,480
this guy invited me over and as i was
517
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driving he texted me to pick up a pizza
518
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and i went over there and i didn't want
519
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to have sex with him and he got all mad
520
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and kicked me out and still kept the
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pizza
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okay
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i punctured a couple of his tires on the
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way out good girl
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okay go
526
00:25:47,519 --> 00:25:50,480
why would you go to his house what do
527
00:25:49,599 --> 00:25:52,399
you mean
528
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i mean if you're gonna get up off the
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00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:56,480
couch get dressed get in your car and
530
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drive somewhere the very least you can
531
00:25:56,480 --> 00:26:00,400
expect is this guy to do the same honey
532
00:25:58,798 --> 00:26:02,400
you're worth getting off the couch for
533
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and he could have been a serial killer
534
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:06,640
yes and that
535
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and if this guy's upset that you're not
536
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putting out on the very first meet he is
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not interested in who you are as an
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individual he's not no
539
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you could be the most
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amazing wonderful funny person in the
541
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world but to him you're just a sex toy
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00:26:19,599 --> 00:26:23,678
that's delivered itself to his house of
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course he's upset when you're broken
544
00:26:23,679 --> 00:26:27,679
unless of course you're just there for
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the steps
546
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yes of course if you're just there to
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00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:34,080
meet your own needs no problem but don't
548
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:36,558
get pressured into meeting his
549
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maybe if i meet his knee
550
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he'll let's fall in love with you
551
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:43,919
yeah caico were you even attracted to
552
00:26:41,679 --> 00:26:45,519
this guy
553
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well i i don't know
554
00:26:45,519 --> 00:26:49,519
wow
555
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:51,759
caico if you're not attracted to him you
556
00:26:49,519 --> 00:26:56,158
don't need him to be attracted to you
557
00:26:51,759 --> 00:26:58,158
but he should be attracted to me oh yes
558
00:26:56,159 --> 00:26:59,480
obviously he should be attracted to you
559
00:26:58,159 --> 00:27:01,520
but these aren't
560
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self-actualized individuals who are
561
00:27:01,519 --> 00:27:06,720
making appropriate assessments of our
562
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:09,278
worth they're insecure jerks
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honey you are amazing any guy who can't
564
00:27:09,278 --> 00:27:13,679
see that is an idiot that is about him
565
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,720
it's not about you
566
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okay
567
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:18,839
yeah
568
00:27:16,079 --> 00:27:23,119
wow this is a really this is a great
569
00:27:18,839 --> 00:27:24,879
workout let's go eat i can't why i have
570
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:27,759
a meat
571
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:31,000
oh trust me that is exactly how i feel
572
00:27:27,759 --> 00:27:31,000
about it
573
00:27:37,519 --> 00:27:42,398
hi uh
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00:27:39,919 --> 00:27:43,278
i am so sorry that i'm late
575
00:27:42,398 --> 00:27:46,278
no
576
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worries
577
00:27:48,319 --> 00:27:52,960
wow i
578
00:27:49,839 --> 00:27:56,079
love the fact that you are tall it's
579
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gonna be great for the kids
580
00:27:56,159 --> 00:28:00,640
what kids oh our kids i want three of
581
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:02,880
them by the way hey what are you doing
582
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:04,559
tomorrow night
583
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:06,720
i don't know
584
00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:08,960
we should go see a movie
585
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:10,798
oh
586
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:14,640
i don't think that i'm available
587
00:28:10,798 --> 00:28:18,558
tomorrow night oh really okay
588
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:18,559
well how about thursday then
589
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:25,120
should we order yes yes we should order
590
00:28:22,398 --> 00:28:28,479
and we should also go out to a movie on
591
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:28,479
thursday night
592
00:28:29,278 --> 00:28:34,558
yeah i
593
00:28:31,599 --> 00:28:37,359
i just don't think i'm interested
594
00:28:34,558 --> 00:28:38,639
interested you want it me
595
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:41,119
how can you even say that you don't even
596
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:42,880
know we barely just met
597
00:28:41,119 --> 00:28:44,798
yeah and you're already asking me out on
598
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:48,080
another date yeah
599
00:28:44,798 --> 00:28:48,079
so what's the problem
600
00:28:48,558 --> 00:28:53,278
oh oh
601
00:28:49,679 --> 00:28:56,000
oh really oh god you're one of those huh
602
00:28:53,278 --> 00:28:58,880
one of what would you be more attracted
603
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:00,480
to me if i was tall
604
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:03,919
i don't know would you be attracted to
605
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:06,558
me if i was fat what you no ah gross oh
606
00:29:03,919 --> 00:29:08,880
no no ugh i knew it all these women
607
00:29:06,558 --> 00:29:11,038
you give this whole thing a bad name
608
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:13,278
what are you talking you know exactly
609
00:29:11,038 --> 00:29:15,919
what i'm talking about judging a man by
610
00:29:13,278 --> 00:29:17,839
the size of his penis
611
00:29:15,919 --> 00:29:19,919
and would that be anything like judging
612
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:22,079
a woman by her bra size
613
00:29:19,919 --> 00:29:24,080
no and even if it was i i would i mean i
614
00:29:22,079 --> 00:29:25,759
would clearly win that one oh my gosh
615
00:29:24,079 --> 00:29:27,359
okay
616
00:29:25,759 --> 00:29:30,158
i guess we'll never know because you
617
00:29:27,359 --> 00:29:32,240
could have stuffed
618
00:29:30,159 --> 00:29:33,120
you could have two
619
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,399
okay
620
00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:35,678
you know what
621
00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:38,959
i'm out
622
00:29:35,679 --> 00:29:40,880
have a nice day and
623
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,159
don't worry about how tall you are
624
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:45,039
the chip on your shoulder it's big
625
00:29:42,159 --> 00:29:45,039
enough for both of you
626
00:29:46,398 --> 00:29:49,759
wow
627
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,759
okay
628
00:29:50,398 --> 00:29:55,839
tall women am i right yeah not the same
629
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,558
it can only get better
630
00:30:03,359 --> 00:30:06,759
only get better
631
00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:21,200
[Music]
632
00:30:19,759 --> 00:30:22,798
hi
633
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:25,278
hi
634
00:30:22,798 --> 00:30:25,278
hello
635
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,759
this is awkward
636
00:30:30,798 --> 00:30:34,398
you're so beautiful
637
00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:37,519
food here any good what can i get you to
638
00:30:34,398 --> 00:30:38,959
eat do you work
639
00:30:37,519 --> 00:30:40,558
so what is that like
640
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:42,960
websites and stuff
641
00:30:40,558 --> 00:30:46,480
i'm a teacher i do not like my women to
642
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:48,399
work i love kids you want kids do you
643
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:50,319
cook my real passion is collecting
644
00:30:48,398 --> 00:30:51,759
stamps if you can't cook how do you
645
00:30:50,319 --> 00:30:52,879
expect to keep a man
646
00:30:51,759 --> 00:30:54,879
don't stick your little old for the
647
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:57,440
whole starting a family thing you have
648
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:58,720
good childhood bedding hips i like it i
649
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,960
mean
650
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:04,798
that's it for sale
651
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:07,038
you should see my collection it's uh
652
00:31:04,798 --> 00:31:08,558
it's quite impressive
653
00:31:07,038 --> 00:31:09,359
you better be good and bad if you can't
654
00:31:08,558 --> 00:31:11,200
cook
655
00:31:09,359 --> 00:31:13,359
you know your chances of having a down
656
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:15,840
syndrome baby increase significantly
657
00:31:13,359 --> 00:31:16,719
after 35 right i put those hips to good
658
00:31:15,839 --> 00:31:18,480
use
659
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,759
i mean what are you 36
660
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:22,079
39
661
00:31:19,759 --> 00:31:23,919
i give you barefoot and pregnant
662
00:31:22,079 --> 00:31:26,639
i even have a washington preset
663
00:31:23,919 --> 00:31:28,880
inauguration first president
664
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:30,559
i love horses we need to go on a ride
665
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:32,399
together you know it never occurred to
666
00:31:30,558 --> 00:31:34,558
me that you would still want to have a
667
00:31:32,398 --> 00:31:36,959
family of your age
668
00:31:34,558 --> 00:31:38,398
really fun i know some great trails
669
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:40,319
there's only so much you can do as a
670
00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:42,079
teacher and that's why i love stamp
671
00:31:40,319 --> 00:31:44,398
collecting because
672
00:31:42,079 --> 00:31:46,798
the options are endless well this was a
673
00:31:44,398 --> 00:31:48,000
total waste of time let's go for a ride
674
00:31:46,798 --> 00:31:50,519
what do you say
675
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:52,319
so with your drink you owe
676
00:31:50,519 --> 00:31:55,319
23.43
677
00:31:52,319 --> 00:31:55,319
plus
678
00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:08,240
hey
679
00:32:05,679 --> 00:32:09,759
hi what are you doing
680
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:12,839
i'm about to go riding with that guy
681
00:32:09,759 --> 00:32:15,278
remember oh yeah date number two right
682
00:32:12,839 --> 00:32:16,558
well technically it's a meat and now a
683
00:32:15,278 --> 00:32:17,440
date but
684
00:32:16,558 --> 00:32:19,359
sure
685
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:21,440
well good i think you've only gone on
686
00:32:19,359 --> 00:32:22,639
five or six second dates in the past
687
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,440
almost year
688
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,679
four
689
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,679
what
690
00:32:25,919 --> 00:32:30,640
this is my fourth this is only the
691
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,880
fourth time you've agreed to go out with
692
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:34,000
a guy again in all this time
693
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,919
yep
694
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,038
are you interested in this guy
695
00:32:35,919 --> 00:32:39,120
not really
696
00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:40,398
well then why are you going out with him
697
00:32:39,119 --> 00:32:42,239
because i'm trying to be more
698
00:32:40,398 --> 00:32:45,278
open-minded
699
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:48,000
well at least you rise yeah
700
00:32:45,278 --> 00:32:50,159
you sound so enthusiastic i know i
701
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:52,159
really i am trying
702
00:32:50,159 --> 00:32:54,320
maybe that's the problem
703
00:32:52,159 --> 00:32:56,640
you know what it doesn't even matter
704
00:32:54,319 --> 00:32:58,480
what does that mean it's too late
705
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:00,720
too late for what too late to meet
706
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:02,399
someone it's november even if i met the
707
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,240
love of my life tomorrow it would be too
708
00:33:02,398 --> 00:33:06,000
soon to invite him home for christmas
709
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:08,480
that's true unless you were trying to
710
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:10,319
scare him off exactly michael and i
711
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:12,399
dated for three years and he still
712
00:33:10,319 --> 00:33:15,918
wouldn't come home with me for christmas
713
00:33:12,398 --> 00:33:17,278
yeah but he was the ultimate commitment
714
00:33:15,919 --> 00:33:19,200
so
715
00:33:17,278 --> 00:33:22,079
looks like i am going home alone for
716
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:25,840
christmas again this year
717
00:33:22,079 --> 00:33:25,839
better than going home with michael
718
00:33:28,398 --> 00:33:31,678
after the breakup last year
719
00:33:33,038 --> 00:33:37,119
i promised myself that
720
00:33:35,519 --> 00:33:38,640
i would never have to go home for
721
00:33:37,119 --> 00:33:40,879
christmas alone
722
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:42,240
ever again that i would finally find the
723
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:44,240
right guy and that this year we'd be
724
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,200
celebrating the holidays together
725
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,558
okay
726
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,558
well that was a lot of pressure to put
727
00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:50,720
on yourself no wonder you've been acting
728
00:33:48,558 --> 00:33:53,918
like a total maniac
729
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:55,519
good boy you might have to go home alone
730
00:33:53,919 --> 00:33:58,159
but you could still find the right guy
731
00:33:55,519 --> 00:33:59,359
before christmas
732
00:33:58,159 --> 00:34:01,840
i have to go
733
00:33:59,359 --> 00:34:04,839
he's here uh excuse me could you get the
734
00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:04,839
gate
735
00:34:08,559 --> 00:34:14,358
or not
736
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:14,358
take your time
737
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,679
good
738
00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:37,039
boy all right that's back hi
739
00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:39,119
sorry
740
00:34:37,039 --> 00:34:42,279
come on
741
00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:42,279
[Music]
742
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:49,399
good boy it's becca
743
00:34:46,079 --> 00:34:49,399
thank you
744
00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:56,878
[Music]
745
00:34:54,639 --> 00:34:58,720
don't worry about it
746
00:34:56,878 --> 00:35:00,838
catch you on the next one
747
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:03,919
god what a
748
00:35:00,838 --> 00:35:05,519
jerk i think he's just a little weird
749
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,880
i don't know if he worked wide board
750
00:35:05,519 --> 00:35:07,920
damn it i'd have him fired in a
751
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,200
heartbeat
752
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:12,159
yeah
753
00:35:09,199 --> 00:35:14,719
the horse's name is damn it absolutely
754
00:35:12,159 --> 00:35:17,039
so i can go whoa damn it
755
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:20,679
shall we head out yep all right come on
756
00:35:17,039 --> 00:35:20,679
boy let's go
757
00:35:28,679 --> 00:35:33,469
[Music]
758
00:35:38,710 --> 00:35:41,829
[Music]
759
00:35:56,210 --> 00:35:59,269
[Music]
760
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:08,319
because nst tan is like mr big deal and
761
00:36:07,119 --> 00:36:10,480
all that stuff so it's like it's just
762
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:11,280
not a possible thing go out in public oh
763
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:14,960
hey
764
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:16,240
hi oh dude you look oh
765
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,440
i think we need to get a new place to
766
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:19,039
eat
767
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,800
because you defile this one with your
768
00:36:19,039 --> 00:36:21,759
binder craze
769
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,839
yes
770
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,880
but we always come here
771
00:36:23,838 --> 00:36:26,559
yeah if you hadn't brought all your
772
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,400
dates here that would have been awesome
773
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:31,838
but oh hey
774
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,838
hi han thank you
775
00:36:33,679 --> 00:36:37,759
hi jacob
776
00:36:35,599 --> 00:36:38,880
oh hi han
777
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:42,640
uh
778
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:44,079
i was wondering if you eat
779
00:36:42,639 --> 00:36:45,118
if you like to eat
780
00:36:44,079 --> 00:36:47,440
with me
781
00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:47,440
dinner
782
00:36:47,519 --> 00:36:51,440
i would
783
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,560
tomorrow
784
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:55,559
yes
785
00:36:52,559 --> 00:36:55,559
okay
786
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:02,559
wow did you guys see that yes it was
787
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:05,280
more painful than i ever could have
788
00:37:02,559 --> 00:37:07,358
imagined he was so forthright
789
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:09,680
so direct
790
00:37:07,358 --> 00:37:11,279
it's about time
791
00:37:09,679 --> 00:37:14,078
some people like to do things on their
792
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:16,400
own time when it's right not everybody
793
00:37:14,079 --> 00:37:18,000
wants to force things to fit into their
794
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:20,800
certain time frame
795
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:24,000
so you obviously told keiko oh was it a
796
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:25,200
secret oh i'm so sorry i'm so sorry han
797
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:28,800
just asked me on a date and i just
798
00:37:25,199 --> 00:37:31,039
forgot about the hoes before bros rule
799
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:33,200
why are we calling ourselves hoes
800
00:37:31,039 --> 00:37:34,559
why is the women have endless names of
801
00:37:33,199 --> 00:37:36,719
shaming them for their sexuality but
802
00:37:34,559 --> 00:37:38,400
there isn't one for men
803
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,519
what
804
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:43,599
really
805
00:37:39,519 --> 00:37:46,400
paul tart skank husty
806
00:37:43,599 --> 00:37:48,079
floozy not one for men
807
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,920
what about player yeah but that's all we
808
00:37:48,079 --> 00:37:52,720
said like yeah player like it's a
809
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:54,480
compliment or something yeah pimp oh
810
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:56,319
yeah like he'd be pimping or like he's
811
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,920
all pimped out ah
812
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,760
you can never shame a guy for his
813
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,358
sexuality while it's amazing women have
814
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:03,680
sex at all the way that we've been
815
00:38:01,358 --> 00:38:05,598
beaten and killed for it
816
00:38:03,679 --> 00:38:07,679
you seem to do okay yeah that's because
817
00:38:05,599 --> 00:38:11,760
i'm a vigilante fighting social
818
00:38:07,679 --> 00:38:14,078
injustice one one night stand at a time
819
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:17,119
just like a regular superhero that's
820
00:38:14,079 --> 00:38:19,920
right sex with strangers
821
00:38:17,119 --> 00:38:22,559
that's how you fight the stigma yes
822
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:25,280
by proudly and unashamedly having sex
823
00:38:22,559 --> 00:38:27,358
with whoever you want you can't shame a
824
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:28,320
guy for having sex not even if you tried
825
00:38:27,358 --> 00:38:30,799
if anything there's like a
826
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:32,240
congratulatory handshake but women we
827
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,390
have let them shame us throughout
828
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:34,559
history
829
00:38:33,389 --> 00:38:37,199
[Music]
830
00:38:34,559 --> 00:38:39,358
that's actually true
831
00:38:37,199 --> 00:38:42,239
you're very philosophical today thanks
832
00:38:39,358 --> 00:38:43,598
but i hate sex with strangers you have
833
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:45,358
to do it for you
834
00:38:43,599 --> 00:38:46,480
well for me to really like it i have to
835
00:38:45,358 --> 00:38:49,119
feel safe
836
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:52,719
and open you only have to feel safe and
837
00:38:49,119 --> 00:38:52,720
open if you want to have an orgasm
838
00:38:55,119 --> 00:38:58,000
uh
839
00:38:56,239 --> 00:39:01,838
anything else
840
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,838
nope we're good thanks
841
00:39:03,599 --> 00:39:07,519
gosh all these binder dates and you
842
00:39:05,119 --> 00:39:08,559
haven't had sex with any of them
843
00:39:07,519 --> 00:39:10,000
no
844
00:39:08,559 --> 00:39:11,759
i'm looking for mr right so i've been
845
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,440
obeying all the rules
846
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:15,599
you know not contacting them until they
847
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:18,960
contact you no sex for a certain period
848
00:39:15,599 --> 00:39:20,960
of time and they open all the doors
849
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:23,679
wow what no wonder it hasn't been
850
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:25,358
working well i don't know i'm talking to
851
00:39:23,679 --> 00:39:27,118
all of these guys that i've never met
852
00:39:25,358 --> 00:39:28,960
and after a few conversations i'm saying
853
00:39:27,119 --> 00:39:31,119
let's meet but sometimes that work and
854
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:32,880
sometimes it backfires i mean there's no
855
00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:34,640
way to know that if i had just waited if
856
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:36,000
they would eventually have said let's
857
00:39:34,639 --> 00:39:39,279
meet on their own or if they were just
858
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:41,280
in nsttan all alone oh gosh i'm so glad
859
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:43,359
i don't have to deal with that anymore
860
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:45,920
what do you mean well now that han and i
861
00:39:43,358 --> 00:39:45,920
are dating
862
00:39:46,559 --> 00:39:52,400
you haven't gone on a single date yet
863
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:56,160
yeah but we're soul mates
864
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:57,039
so really soul mates
865
00:39:56,159 --> 00:40:00,399
yes
866
00:39:57,039 --> 00:40:00,400
someday you'll understand
867
00:40:01,679 --> 00:40:06,639
you know what keiko i hope you're right
868
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,838
oh
869
00:40:06,639 --> 00:40:10,639
hmm
870
00:40:07,838 --> 00:40:12,639
that's a penny
871
00:40:10,639 --> 00:40:15,039
i hope that when i find the one that i
872
00:40:12,639 --> 00:40:17,118
am absolutely certain that he is my soul
873
00:40:15,039 --> 00:40:20,599
mate but right now what i really need is
874
00:40:17,119 --> 00:40:20,599
a holiday boyfriend
875
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:28,719
what's a holiday boyfriend exactly what
876
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:30,240
it sounds like a temporary someone to go
877
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:32,078
see the lights and
878
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:34,559
drink hot chocolate with or cuddle by
879
00:40:32,079 --> 00:40:38,000
the fire and decorate the tree with
880
00:40:34,559 --> 00:40:40,000
you don't have a fireplace
881
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,000
someone to provide some relief from the
882
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,599
ever-present awareness that i am utterly
883
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,199
and completely alone at a time of year
884
00:40:43,599 --> 00:40:46,720
that is all about being with the one you
885
00:40:45,199 --> 00:40:48,639
love
886
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:49,679
um we're right here
887
00:40:48,639 --> 00:40:50,639
yeah
888
00:40:49,679 --> 00:40:53,799
you know it's a good thing you're not
889
00:40:50,639 --> 00:40:53,799
being dramatic
890
00:40:56,159 --> 00:40:59,358
not dramatic at all
891
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:08,399
someday you'll find true happiness
892
00:41:05,199 --> 00:41:08,399
just like me and home
893
00:41:09,119 --> 00:41:14,400
okay thank you so much
894
00:41:11,679 --> 00:41:14,399
okay bye-bye
895
00:41:15,119 --> 00:41:19,440
you know this isn't about caico right
896
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:21,760
you think
897
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:23,838
obviously i need to get a grip and
898
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:26,160
probably apologize
899
00:41:23,838 --> 00:41:28,239
you think i don't think she even
900
00:41:26,159 --> 00:41:31,039
yeah you're probably right
901
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:32,399
oh i don't know what's wrong with me val
902
00:41:31,039 --> 00:41:34,800
i've been a failure at my romantic
903
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:36,079
relationships my whole life i should be
904
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,200
used to it
905
00:41:36,079 --> 00:41:39,560
but this
906
00:41:37,199 --> 00:41:41,919
thing this promise that i made myself
907
00:41:39,559 --> 00:41:44,318
[Music]
908
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:45,838
i believed me
909
00:41:44,318 --> 00:41:46,960
and i really
910
00:41:45,838 --> 00:41:48,960
thought
911
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:51,280
that i was never gonna have to go
912
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:52,880
through what i was going through
913
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:54,800
ever again
914
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:56,000
that i would finally find the one and
915
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,359
that the next time i went home for
916
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:02,318
christmas
917
00:41:57,358 --> 00:42:03,920
he'd be with me i know i'm so sorry
918
00:42:02,318 --> 00:42:06,480
but i've done everything i can think of
919
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:07,519
you know i know and nothing has worked i
920
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:12,599
know
921
00:42:07,519 --> 00:42:12,599
and what is keiko doing i don't know
922
00:42:17,059 --> 00:42:28,420
[Music]
923
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:47,940
just kill me
924
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:47,940
[Music]
925
00:43:35,900 --> 00:44:17,110
[Music]
926
00:44:19,210 --> 00:44:24,400
[Music]
927
00:44:30,079 --> 00:44:33,039
are you limping
928
00:44:33,599 --> 00:44:37,318
whoa whoa
929
00:44:48,639 --> 00:44:51,639
crap
930
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,440
let's go
931
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:04,440
you picked quite the day
932
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:08,000
oh hi
933
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:09,199
you're a long way out
934
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,039
you're walking
935
00:45:09,199 --> 00:45:14,559
yeah he uh
936
00:45:11,039 --> 00:45:14,559
threw a shoe yeah i can see that
937
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:21,440
can i help you
938
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:22,880
can i help you
939
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:25,440
not unless you've got a horseshoe in
940
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,440
your pocket
941
00:45:27,679 --> 00:45:31,279
no we're okay you can you can just go
942
00:45:29,119 --> 00:45:32,640
ahead yeah i could
943
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:34,160
then i just worry about you till you
944
00:45:32,639 --> 00:45:35,039
finally got back my whole day would be
945
00:45:34,159 --> 00:45:37,358
ruined
946
00:45:35,039 --> 00:45:40,800
oh well i would hate to ruin your day i
947
00:45:37,358 --> 00:45:40,799
mean mine is going so well
948
00:45:43,039 --> 00:45:46,279
come on
949
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:49,988
[Music]
950
00:45:54,079 --> 00:45:57,760
little rain never hurt nobody
951
00:45:56,318 --> 00:45:59,119
should clear up
952
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,560
you think
953
00:45:59,119 --> 00:46:03,200
yeah
954
00:46:00,559 --> 00:46:05,279
i hope so
955
00:46:03,199 --> 00:46:06,639
so is that guy you went right the other
956
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,640
day
957
00:46:06,639 --> 00:46:09,519
what guy
958
00:46:08,639 --> 00:46:12,239
oh
959
00:46:09,519 --> 00:46:14,239
nobody that guy was a real piece of work
960
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:16,000
yeah he wasn't very impressed with you
961
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:19,039
either said if he worked at his ranch
962
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:20,719
he'd be fired by now
963
00:46:19,039 --> 00:46:24,079
how do you manage that
964
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:25,759
by complaining to your boss
965
00:46:24,079 --> 00:46:27,039
what you're so indispensable you can't
966
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,560
be fired
967
00:46:27,039 --> 00:46:30,318
something like that
968
00:46:28,559 --> 00:46:31,838
wow
969
00:46:30,318 --> 00:46:35,199
sure think a lot of yourself for someone
970
00:46:31,838 --> 00:46:37,039
who shovels manure for a living
971
00:46:35,199 --> 00:46:40,159
what do you think of me
972
00:46:37,039 --> 00:46:41,199
what do you mean i don't think of you
973
00:46:40,159 --> 00:46:45,118
really
974
00:46:41,199 --> 00:46:45,118
yeah i think about you
975
00:46:45,838 --> 00:46:50,960
is it relevant if i'm fat
976
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:52,879
even if it wasn't relevant they act like
977
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:54,800
i'm asking some deeply personal and
978
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:56,559
private question instead of something
979
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,839
that anyone who's ever laid eyes on them
980
00:46:56,559 --> 00:46:59,039
already knows
981
00:46:57,838 --> 00:47:00,880
maybe they don't want to be judged on
982
00:46:59,039 --> 00:47:02,960
looks
983
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:04,079
you're joking right
984
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:06,559
i mean
985
00:47:04,079 --> 00:47:08,240
the whole thing is based on looks
986
00:47:06,559 --> 00:47:10,400
not just online but if we met at a bar
987
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:11,919
in a grocery store
988
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:15,358
the only reason they would talk to me is
989
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:15,358
because they liked the way that i looked
990
00:47:16,079 --> 00:47:19,039
can't you tell how tall someone is in
991
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,039
their pictures
992
00:47:19,039 --> 00:47:22,079
you actually cannot
993
00:47:21,039 --> 00:47:23,440
even if they're standing next to
994
00:47:22,079 --> 00:47:25,519
somebody you cannot tell how tall
995
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,720
somebody is from a photograph
996
00:47:25,519 --> 00:47:27,679
yeah
997
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:30,078
all right
998
00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:30,078
let's go
999
00:47:30,159 --> 00:47:35,598
no i can walk faster i'm sure you can
1000
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:38,480
no you should ride
1001
00:47:35,599 --> 00:47:42,039
i'm not gonna ride while you walk i
1002
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:42,039
really it's okay
1003
00:47:48,610 --> 00:47:54,360
[Music]
1004
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:05,668
are you sure
1005
00:48:01,820 --> 00:48:05,669
[Music]
1006
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,239
come on
1007
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:26,079
[Music]
1008
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:31,239
so
1009
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:40,719
they were tired
1010
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,719
yeah
1011
00:48:44,159 --> 00:48:49,440
well i for one need a shower so
1012
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:51,119
i'm just gonna go ahead and
1013
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:52,960
okay
1014
00:48:51,119 --> 00:48:55,599
okay what
1015
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,599
okay you can go
1016
00:48:56,079 --> 00:48:59,400
thank you
1017
00:49:05,019 --> 00:49:10,440
[Music]
1018
00:49:06,559 --> 00:49:10,440
thank you for saving me today
1019
00:49:12,989 --> 00:49:19,078
[Music]
1020
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:25,079
it's underneath the charts
1021
00:49:22,079 --> 00:49:25,079
okay
1022
00:49:26,670 --> 00:49:29,889
[Music]
1023
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:39,440
if only there were some way that you
1024
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,720
could
1025
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,079
let me know that you wanted to see me
1026
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:44,318
again some
1027
00:49:42,079 --> 00:49:47,200
contraption you could use like a
1028
00:49:44,318 --> 00:49:49,279
telephone that would work
1029
00:49:47,199 --> 00:49:51,598
all right smartypants i'll call you
1030
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,599
okay
1031
00:49:53,199 --> 00:49:56,078
you do know that it requires a certain
1032
00:49:54,559 --> 00:49:57,680
set of digits right
1033
00:49:56,079 --> 00:49:59,359
i do
1034
00:49:57,679 --> 00:50:00,960
and do you want mine
1035
00:49:59,358 --> 00:50:02,960
i have them
1036
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:04,318
you do
1037
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:06,880
oh
1038
00:50:04,318 --> 00:50:09,199
you're bored here don't you
1039
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:09,200
yeah
1040
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:15,519
i guess i just didn't realize you had
1041
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:17,039
access to that kind of information
1042
00:50:15,519 --> 00:50:18,079
all right well
1043
00:50:17,039 --> 00:50:21,279
make sure you ate the socially
1044
00:50:18,079 --> 00:50:24,599
acceptable three days before you call me
1045
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:24,599
not a chance
1046
00:50:26,599 --> 00:50:38,170
[Music]
1047
00:50:40,079 --> 00:50:42,720
sweet dreams
1048
00:50:44,559 --> 00:50:47,559
night
1049
00:50:48,750 --> 00:50:54,250
[Music]
1050
00:51:03,679 --> 00:51:05,919
hi
1051
00:51:04,559 --> 00:51:08,880
i did it
1052
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:10,400
i found a holiday boyfriend
1053
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:11,599
really
1054
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,440
where
1055
00:51:11,599 --> 00:51:15,920
he works at my ranch
1056
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:18,400
you're gonna date a stable boy i am for
1057
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:22,079
the next month and a half
1058
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:23,599
is he cute he's so cute great does
1059
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:24,640
stamp of approval
1060
00:51:23,599 --> 00:51:25,920
no
1061
00:51:24,639 --> 00:51:28,799
i already know he is not marriage
1062
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:31,200
material so he is perfect for this
1063
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:32,318
really what's the deal is he uh he's a
1064
00:51:31,199 --> 00:51:33,039
player
1065
00:51:32,318 --> 00:51:34,239
no
1066
00:51:33,039 --> 00:51:37,358
oh
1067
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:40,318
then why isn't he marriage material oh
1068
00:51:37,358 --> 00:51:41,759
he's he's kind of weird and awkward
1069
00:51:40,318 --> 00:51:43,279
and broke
1070
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:45,839
yeah not at all what you would picture
1071
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:47,280
me with but the chemistry is good
1072
00:51:45,838 --> 00:51:49,679
well perfect
1073
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:51,680
look i'm gonna jump in the shower i will
1074
00:51:49,679 --> 00:51:53,039
see you tomorrow right you got it
1075
00:51:51,679 --> 00:51:55,679
okay
1076
00:51:53,039 --> 00:51:59,000
good night good night
1077
00:51:55,679 --> 00:51:59,000
had a girl
1078
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:09,760
[Music]
1079
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,599
hello
1080
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:13,920
hey it's jacob
1081
00:52:11,599 --> 00:52:13,920
hi
1082
00:52:15,519 --> 00:52:19,000
i'll let it slide
1083
00:52:23,199 --> 00:52:27,000
i think that can be arranged
1084
00:52:44,318 --> 00:52:47,318
coming
1085
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:53,680
hi hey come on in
1086
00:52:52,079 --> 00:52:54,880
how are you
1087
00:52:53,679 --> 00:52:56,159
good we'll just make yourself
1088
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:59,960
comfortable okay i'm gonna just grab my
1089
00:52:56,159 --> 00:52:59,960
shoes my jacket
1090
00:53:03,199 --> 00:53:06,318
i had a client stay late so i was a
1091
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:08,960
little
1092
00:53:06,318 --> 00:53:08,960
what are you doing
1093
00:53:09,358 --> 00:53:12,558
i said make yourself comfortable this is
1094
00:53:11,119 --> 00:53:14,640
not comfortable
1095
00:53:12,559 --> 00:53:16,960
come in explore my apartment doesn't
1096
00:53:14,639 --> 00:53:16,960
bite
1097
00:53:20,318 --> 00:53:25,119
what are you doing come sit
1098
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:28,118
i'm fine
1099
00:53:25,119 --> 00:53:28,119
okay
1100
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:44,480
let's go
1101
00:53:42,559 --> 00:53:46,319
you're going to need a warm coat
1102
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:48,880
i have this
1103
00:53:46,318 --> 00:53:50,880
a coat
1104
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:52,400
i don't want to wear a coat
1105
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:56,760
trust me
1106
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:56,760
you're going to want to wear a warm coat
1107
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:06,118
yeah that'll work
1108
00:54:10,639 --> 00:54:14,000
where are we going ah just a quaint
1109
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,039
little place i like to call none your
1110
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,318
business
1111
00:54:15,039 --> 00:54:17,838
even if i'm gonna be there even if
1112
00:54:16,318 --> 00:54:21,279
you're gonna be there matter of fact
1113
00:54:17,838 --> 00:54:24,480
close your eyes i am not closing my eyes
1114
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:26,000
difficult yeah get used to it i intend
1115
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:28,880
to
1116
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,880
now close your eyes
1117
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:31,760
fine
1118
00:54:32,380 --> 00:54:36,160
[Music]
1119
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:37,919
this is ridiculous
1120
00:54:36,159 --> 00:54:41,679
you're ridiculous you want me to stay
1121
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:41,680
like this the whole way the whole way
1122
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:52,839
are we going to the ranch will you just
1123
00:54:49,199 --> 00:54:52,838
keep your eyes closed
1124
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:07,639
can i open nope
1125
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:07,639
i'm gonna get you
1126
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:17,920
keep them close
1127
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:21,519
they're closed good work good work
1128
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:23,119
just a little further just a little
1129
00:55:21,519 --> 00:55:24,880
further
1130
00:55:23,119 --> 00:55:27,200
okay hold it keep them closed keep them
1131
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,200
closed
1132
00:55:28,079 --> 00:55:31,839
can i open
1133
00:55:29,358 --> 00:55:34,000
patience woman patience
1134
00:55:31,838 --> 00:55:36,239
it's not really my strong suit i can
1135
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,239
tell
1136
00:55:36,798 --> 00:55:40,798
okay
1137
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:40,798
open
1138
00:55:41,650 --> 00:55:48,599
[Music]
1139
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:48,599
it's beautiful
1140
00:55:48,798 --> 00:55:51,119
come on
1141
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:55,680
i can't believe you did this
1142
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:56,300
aren't you the romantic i have my
1143
00:55:55,679 --> 00:55:59,679
moments
1144
00:55:56,300 --> 00:56:02,680
[Music]
1145
00:55:59,679 --> 00:56:02,679
wow
1146
00:56:05,199 --> 00:56:08,078
what are we gonna eat
1147
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:13,119
there's no way you could have prepared
1148
00:56:10,079 --> 00:56:13,119
food brought it here
1149
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:19,598
someone's delivering a pizza aren't they
1150
00:56:17,519 --> 00:56:22,000
nope
1151
00:56:19,599 --> 00:56:24,640
even better
1152
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,639
bon appetit
1153
00:56:25,599 --> 00:56:28,960
what are you gonna do with those
1154
00:56:27,599 --> 00:56:32,000
cook them
1155
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:34,318
where over the fire
1156
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:36,000
are you serious first time
1157
00:56:34,318 --> 00:56:38,679
yes
1158
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:42,239
all right well then i'll get you started
1159
00:56:38,679 --> 00:56:46,159
[Music]
1160
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:48,078
are you sure that's sanitary yeah are
1161
00:56:46,159 --> 00:56:51,118
you kidding okay well you're worried
1162
00:56:48,079 --> 00:56:51,920
about sanitation
1163
00:56:51,119 --> 00:56:54,079
yeah
1164
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:55,680
okay
1165
00:56:54,079 --> 00:56:57,519
don't throw it right into the flames
1166
00:56:55,679 --> 00:56:58,960
it's gonna make it burn
1167
00:56:57,519 --> 00:57:01,119
well
1168
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:03,280
i for sure want it cooked yeah well just
1169
00:57:01,119 --> 00:57:05,519
fold it up yeah okay
1170
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:09,359
it's a fire it's gonna it's gonna
1171
00:57:05,519 --> 00:57:11,039
produce tell me what to do
1172
00:57:09,358 --> 00:57:13,920
i want mine cooked who's the rookie here
1173
00:57:11,039 --> 00:57:15,519
oh okay yes good that's true
1174
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:18,400
true
1175
00:57:15,519 --> 00:57:20,960
tell me how did you get into writing
1176
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:24,160
i was that little girl who wanted a pony
1177
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:26,880
for every birthday party every holiday
1178
00:57:24,159 --> 00:57:29,039
my parents just couldn't manage it
1179
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:30,960
so as soon as i was able i
1180
00:57:29,039 --> 00:57:33,360
purchased charlie and
1181
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:36,159
it's been he and i ever since
1182
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:37,838
[Music]
1183
00:57:36,159 --> 00:57:41,719
wow it's so quiet
1184
00:57:37,838 --> 00:57:41,719
so beautiful up here
1185
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:58,880
and now for the peace to the resistance
1186
00:57:56,798 --> 00:58:01,039
what is the best part of the night
1187
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:04,480
it's time to make s'mores
1188
00:58:01,039 --> 00:58:07,440
it's time for s'mores go ahead
1189
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:09,358
let's do s'mores what is a s'more
1190
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:11,358
what
1191
00:58:09,358 --> 00:58:12,400
were you raised by wolves
1192
00:58:11,358 --> 00:58:14,989
what is this
1193
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:16,960
what is i do not know what a s'more is
1194
00:58:14,989 --> 00:58:18,000
[Music]
1195
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:22,039
oh
1196
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:22,039
oh my god it's okay
1197
00:58:22,239 --> 00:58:26,000
you really do like to just dive right
1198
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:28,400
into the flame don't you
1199
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:31,280
wow um well i didn't chop those up
1200
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:33,358
really yeah those are not good ah
1201
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:34,960
you don't like them burns
1202
00:58:33,358 --> 00:58:36,880
i personally don't you might that's the
1203
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:38,798
only way i cook just so you're aware
1204
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:41,200
burnt that's what you get remind me to
1205
00:58:38,798 --> 00:58:43,358
never ask you to cook i was never going
1206
00:58:41,199 --> 00:58:44,679
to offer anyway don't worry can i have
1207
00:58:43,358 --> 00:58:46,400
some more
1208
00:58:44,679 --> 00:58:50,919
yeah
1209
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:50,920
see what she did now you're learning
1210
00:58:53,679 --> 00:58:57,519
you know my dad always said
1211
00:58:56,000 --> 00:59:00,400
ain't no use building a fire if you're
1212
00:58:57,519 --> 00:59:02,079
not gonna roast marshmallows over it
1213
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:05,039
he sounds nice
1214
00:59:02,079 --> 00:59:07,680
he was
1215
00:59:05,039 --> 00:59:07,679
he liked you
1216
00:59:13,119 --> 00:59:16,480
jacob
1217
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,720
maybe we should talk about what we're
1218
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:20,798
doing here
1219
00:59:18,719 --> 00:59:22,000
okay
1220
00:59:20,798 --> 00:59:24,079
i just want to make sure that we're on
1221
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:26,079
the same page
1222
00:59:24,079 --> 00:59:28,880
with my job i have some extra time over
1223
00:59:26,079 --> 00:59:30,318
the holidays and
1224
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:32,318
i was
1225
00:59:30,318 --> 00:59:34,719
hoping we could spend some of it
1226
00:59:32,318 --> 00:59:34,719
together
1227
00:59:35,119 --> 00:59:39,039
so what this is a fling oh
1228
00:59:39,199 --> 00:59:42,879
two consenting adults
1229
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:44,798
making the most of a special time of
1230
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:46,960
year
1231
00:59:44,798 --> 00:59:48,960
it's a holiday flame
1232
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:50,720
fine if you want to think of it that way
1233
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:54,079
i don't well i'm not thinking of it that
1234
00:59:50,719 --> 00:59:55,439
way sure sounds like you are
1235
00:59:54,079 --> 00:59:57,119
look i just don't want anybody to get
1236
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:59,200
hurt
1237
00:59:57,119 --> 01:00:00,640
i like spending time with you
1238
00:59:59,199 --> 01:00:02,078
but
1239
01:00:00,639 --> 01:00:04,000
i just don't see this becoming anything
1240
01:00:02,079 --> 01:00:06,240
long term
1241
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:08,079
why not i'm looking for something very
1242
01:00:06,239 --> 01:00:10,479
specific
1243
01:00:08,079 --> 01:00:12,480
no i'm not here
1244
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:13,760
look we don't have to do this okay
1245
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:16,318
that's why i'm telling you so you can
1246
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:17,839
make an educated decision
1247
01:00:16,318 --> 01:00:18,960
i would love to spend the holidays with
1248
01:00:17,838 --> 01:00:22,798
you but if that's not something you're
1249
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:22,798
interested in that's totally fine
1250
01:00:24,559 --> 01:00:27,119
however
1251
01:00:26,079 --> 01:00:28,640
if that is something that you're
1252
01:00:27,119 --> 01:00:30,960
interested in
1253
01:00:28,639 --> 01:00:33,920
i'm planning to decorate my apartment on
1254
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:36,079
friday i could use some help
1255
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:36,960
so now i'm free labor no
1256
01:00:36,079 --> 01:00:39,519
fine
1257
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:42,519
you come i'll do all the heavy lifting
1258
01:00:39,519 --> 01:00:42,519
okay
1259
01:00:42,719 --> 01:00:47,358
okay
1260
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:50,000
i got rules
1261
01:00:47,358 --> 01:00:51,920
about decorating my apartment
1262
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:54,079
about our holiday fling
1263
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:55,358
okay
1264
01:00:54,079 --> 01:00:58,480
first
1265
01:00:55,358 --> 01:00:58,480
you don't date anyone but me
1266
01:00:58,719 --> 01:01:00,959
done
1267
01:01:01,119 --> 01:01:03,440
second
1268
01:01:01,780 --> 01:01:05,280
[Music]
1269
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:07,760
i get to go out with you at least three
1270
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:10,160
times a week
1271
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:12,799
are you sure that is a lot of times a
1272
01:01:10,159 --> 01:01:14,318
week to see me i'm sure yeah
1273
01:01:12,798 --> 01:01:16,480
okay
1274
01:01:14,318 --> 01:01:18,719
and finally
1275
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:21,519
there'll be no sex
1276
01:01:18,719 --> 01:01:21,519
really why
1277
01:01:21,679 --> 01:01:25,039
because i want to win this thing fair
1278
01:01:22,798 --> 01:01:28,000
and square if we have sex you're not
1279
01:01:25,039 --> 01:01:28,000
going to be able to resist me
1280
01:01:28,639 --> 01:01:31,838
it's not something to win it's not a
1281
01:01:30,079 --> 01:01:33,280
competition
1282
01:01:31,838 --> 01:01:35,519
you say so
1283
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:38,880
i say so okay
1284
01:01:35,519 --> 01:01:40,798
okay we'll still stand
1285
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:42,240
okay
1286
01:01:40,798 --> 01:01:44,719
now
1287
01:01:42,239 --> 01:01:44,719
try this
1288
01:01:45,199 --> 01:01:48,199
yeah
1289
01:01:49,889 --> 01:01:55,838
[Music]
1290
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:57,280
that is delicious right oh my god
1291
01:01:55,838 --> 01:01:58,880
how have i never had one of these i
1292
01:01:57,280 --> 01:02:01,280
don't know
1293
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:02,720
it's probably your go-to it's probably
1294
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:07,720
what you do
1295
01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:07,719
right no take him to the ranch
1296
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:12,519
for everyone
1297
01:02:14,139 --> 01:02:17,239
[Music]
1298
01:02:20,079 --> 01:02:23,119
okay well
1299
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:27,798
thanks for looking me up
1300
01:02:23,119 --> 01:02:27,798
my pleasure i'll see you on friday
1301
01:02:42,150 --> 01:02:48,568
[Music]
1302
01:02:49,039 --> 01:02:52,799
tease
1303
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,798
right back at you
1304
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:56,089
[Music]
1305
01:02:56,159 --> 01:03:01,118
he said no sex
1306
01:02:58,239 --> 01:03:03,679
you have to marry this man
1307
01:03:01,119 --> 01:03:06,240
she might be great there is no way that
1308
01:03:03,679 --> 01:03:07,519
i'm marrying him what too handsome and
1309
01:03:06,239 --> 01:03:10,399
respectful
1310
01:03:07,519 --> 01:03:13,679
he is a stable boy yeah
1311
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:15,280
but a stable boy who can lay down the
1312
01:03:13,679 --> 01:03:17,199
law
1313
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:19,599
yes i'm into that
1314
01:03:17,199 --> 01:03:21,919
look it's nothing like that he's
1315
01:03:19,599 --> 01:03:24,400
weird he's weird yeah he wouldn't even
1316
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:25,838
come in and sit down in my apartment i
1317
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:27,519
went to get my shoes in my jacket i came
1318
01:03:25,838 --> 01:03:28,798
back he was standing there like a weird
1319
01:03:27,519 --> 01:03:30,798
statue
1320
01:03:28,798 --> 01:03:34,159
maybe he's just phobic
1321
01:03:30,798 --> 01:03:37,038
yeah that's not really helping his case
1322
01:03:34,159 --> 01:03:38,318
i think he's just socially stunted
1323
01:03:37,039 --> 01:03:40,240
you know the kind of person who stands
1324
01:03:38,318 --> 01:03:41,759
all by themselves at a party my whole
1325
01:03:40,239 --> 01:03:44,639
life would be spent entertaining him at
1326
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:46,400
events how exhausting would that be well
1327
01:03:44,639 --> 01:03:48,239
that depends on how many parties you
1328
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:50,160
plan on going to
1329
01:03:48,239 --> 01:03:52,959
hey katie maybe you can manage it for
1330
01:03:50,159 --> 01:03:54,239
the one or two parties you go to a year
1331
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:59,400
here you go
1332
01:03:54,239 --> 01:03:59,399
three thanksgiving specials
1333
01:04:03,679 --> 01:04:07,000
i'll see you later
1334
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,960
young love
1335
01:04:13,838 --> 01:04:16,558
yeah
1336
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:19,039
isn't it the best
1337
01:04:16,559 --> 01:04:21,519
so have you two done it yet
1338
01:04:19,039 --> 01:04:21,520
done what
1339
01:04:22,079 --> 01:04:25,680
never mind
1340
01:04:23,599 --> 01:04:28,160
okay so uh jacob is coming over to help
1341
01:04:25,679 --> 01:04:30,239
you decorate tomorrow yep is he actually
1342
01:04:28,159 --> 01:04:33,199
coming inside to sit
1343
01:04:30,239 --> 01:04:33,199
fingers crossed
1344
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:37,920
how are you thinking properly without
1345
01:04:35,519 --> 01:04:38,838
your usual methods at your disposal i
1346
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:42,240
don't
1347
01:04:38,838 --> 01:04:43,679
know say thank you
1348
01:04:42,239 --> 01:04:46,000
you're on your own
1349
01:04:43,679 --> 01:04:48,239
yeah you are just jealous of your
1350
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:52,760
non-love life that i don't have to put
1351
01:04:48,239 --> 01:04:52,759
out but putting out is the best part
1352
01:04:54,719 --> 01:04:59,519
okay and on that note
1353
01:04:57,358 --> 01:05:01,838
i would like to say
1354
01:04:59,519 --> 01:05:03,358
that i am very grateful for both of you
1355
01:05:01,838 --> 01:05:05,279
and i don't know what i would do without
1356
01:05:03,358 --> 01:05:09,838
you
1357
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:09,839
happy thanksgiving happy thanksgiving
1358
01:05:13,599 --> 01:05:17,079
that is yummy
1359
01:05:17,230 --> 01:05:32,610
[Music]
1360
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:37,798
oh there's
1361
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:42,000
[Music]
1362
01:05:40,639 --> 01:05:44,078
i thought you said i wasn't gonna have
1363
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:45,119
to do any work oh
1364
01:05:44,079 --> 01:05:46,960
yeah
1365
01:05:45,119 --> 01:05:49,200
i lied
1366
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:51,280
wait wait wait wait
1367
01:05:49,199 --> 01:05:53,199
yeah do a ceremony for this
1368
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:54,559
you're going to just light it
1369
01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:56,318
what do you want to do
1370
01:05:54,559 --> 01:05:58,880
okay just look at it what are you going
1371
01:05:56,318 --> 01:05:58,880
to do with you
1372
01:05:59,599 --> 01:06:05,720
oh
1373
01:06:01,599 --> 01:06:05,720
yeah it's so cute
1374
01:06:07,210 --> 01:06:10,900
[Music]
1375
01:06:11,199 --> 01:06:13,819
yeah
1376
01:06:12,159 --> 01:07:18,009
just like that
1377
01:06:13,820 --> 01:07:18,010
[Music]
1378
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:37,838
hi
1379
01:07:35,599 --> 01:07:37,838
hi
1380
01:07:38,639 --> 01:07:43,118
it's morning
1381
01:07:40,798 --> 01:07:45,838
so it is
1382
01:07:43,119 --> 01:07:47,119
i can't believe we slept here all night
1383
01:07:45,838 --> 01:07:49,838
usually i can't sleep with so many
1384
01:07:47,119 --> 01:07:49,838
clothes on
1385
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:53,358
you kick those off in the middle of the
1386
01:07:51,679 --> 01:07:54,159
night
1387
01:07:53,358 --> 01:07:56,000
yeah
1388
01:07:54,159 --> 01:07:57,759
uh i promise i'll turn around and let
1389
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:59,519
you put those back on if you promise to
1390
01:07:57,760 --> 01:08:01,280
kick them off again
1391
01:07:59,519 --> 01:08:02,318
yeah i bet
1392
01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:04,798
don't you have to go to work or
1393
01:08:02,318 --> 01:08:06,159
something nope
1394
01:08:04,798 --> 01:08:08,480
really you don't have to
1395
01:08:06,159 --> 01:08:11,480
feed horses or muck stalls yeah
1396
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:11,480
sometimes
1397
01:08:11,519 --> 01:08:14,639
is it okay if i take a shower
1398
01:08:17,119 --> 01:08:21,198
sure
1399
01:08:18,798 --> 01:08:22,838
aren't you all cozy all of a sudden
1400
01:08:21,198 --> 01:08:25,039
what do you
1401
01:08:22,838 --> 01:08:26,079
mean nothing
1402
01:08:25,039 --> 01:08:27,838
go ahead
1403
01:08:26,079 --> 01:08:30,399
nanda did you want to take a shower
1404
01:08:27,838 --> 01:08:31,278
first no it's okay you go no no ladies
1405
01:08:30,399 --> 01:08:33,920
first
1406
01:08:31,279 --> 01:08:33,920
i insist
1407
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:40,399
are you sure
1408
01:08:37,119 --> 01:08:42,880
i'll be super out so fast
1409
01:08:40,399 --> 01:08:42,879
sorry
1410
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:50,000
my turn yes sorry i know i'm taking way
1411
01:08:47,279 --> 01:08:52,960
too long i am
1412
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:57,838
done
1413
01:08:52,960 --> 01:09:00,158
um i don't have any boy stuff
1414
01:08:57,838 --> 01:09:02,079
oh actually my ex
1415
01:09:00,158 --> 01:09:04,000
left this
1416
01:09:02,079 --> 01:09:05,679
um
1417
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,880
body wash
1418
01:09:05,679 --> 01:09:08,319
no
1419
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:10,560
okay
1420
01:09:08,319 --> 01:09:12,400
toothbrush his toothbrush yeah
1421
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:14,560
definitely not no
1422
01:09:12,399 --> 01:09:16,079
probably better
1423
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:18,000
whatever this is
1424
01:09:16,079 --> 01:09:19,039
it's a lawnmower
1425
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:20,479
a what
1426
01:09:19,039 --> 01:09:22,238
walmart
1427
01:09:20,479 --> 01:09:25,358
huh so
1428
01:09:22,238 --> 01:09:28,479
no no no i'll just use mine
1429
01:09:25,359 --> 01:09:29,920
you have one of these oh yeah sure
1430
01:09:28,479 --> 01:09:32,318
you trim the hedges the tree stands
1431
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:32,319
taller
1432
01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:35,839
oh
1433
01:09:33,359 --> 01:09:38,480
oh i didn't i didn't know it was
1434
01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:42,318
for that um i'm just gonna
1435
01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:42,318
you just use whatever you want thank you
1436
01:09:43,759 --> 01:09:46,719
it's lavender
1437
01:09:46,798 --> 01:09:50,880
wait what are you doing oh this is my
1438
01:09:48,798 --> 01:09:53,039
expensive face cream i bet it's
1439
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:55,520
expensive is that glitter in there it
1440
01:09:53,039 --> 01:09:57,679
better be gold for what it costs oh my
1441
01:09:55,520 --> 01:10:00,400
gosh
1442
01:09:57,679 --> 01:10:03,359
feel better i do i feel moisturized
1443
01:10:00,399 --> 01:10:05,039
i feel golden
1444
01:10:03,359 --> 01:10:07,359
i came in to see if you wanted to go to
1445
01:10:05,039 --> 01:10:08,800
breakfast
1446
01:10:07,359 --> 01:10:10,158
would you like to talk about how you
1447
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:12,719
reacted
1448
01:10:10,158 --> 01:10:14,719
over lotion
1449
01:10:12,719 --> 01:10:16,399
no
1450
01:10:14,719 --> 01:10:17,359
yeah
1451
01:10:16,399 --> 01:10:18,799
yes
1452
01:10:17,359 --> 01:10:22,238
you want to say i'm sorry i made such a
1453
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:23,199
big deal over my expensive lotion jacob
1454
01:10:22,238 --> 01:10:24,079
um
1455
01:10:23,198 --> 01:10:26,000
no
1456
01:10:24,079 --> 01:10:27,359
really i mean maybe i overreacted a
1457
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,960
little bit but it certainly doesn't
1458
01:10:27,359 --> 01:10:31,599
warrant an apology that's you
1459
01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:33,439
overreacting a little bit yes
1460
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:34,480
all right
1461
01:10:33,439 --> 01:10:37,198
i guess it's good to know what i'm
1462
01:10:34,479 --> 01:10:39,439
getting myself into
1463
01:10:37,198 --> 01:10:40,719
what shut up you are
1464
01:10:39,439 --> 01:10:43,719
you're not even getting yourself into
1465
01:10:40,719 --> 01:10:43,719
anything
1466
01:10:45,039 --> 01:10:49,039
i didn't mean it like that let's go for
1467
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:50,640
a ride tomorrow
1468
01:10:49,039 --> 01:10:53,640
okay
1469
01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:53,640
see
1470
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:08,320
hey there
1471
01:11:06,079 --> 01:11:08,319
hi
1472
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:12,960
now you're saddling my horse for me i
1473
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:14,400
was here figured why wait
1474
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:16,480
don't worry you can bathe them and put
1475
01:11:14,399 --> 01:11:18,879
them away later oh i see so this was not
1476
01:11:16,479 --> 01:11:20,559
a romantic gesture but a quid pro quo
1477
01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:22,480
situation where i get to do most of the
1478
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:25,039
work what work you let them roll around
1479
01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:26,959
in the dirt and then you put them away
1480
01:11:25,039 --> 01:11:29,119
no you you absol
1481
01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:32,079
you have to you still have to brush them
1482
01:11:29,119 --> 01:11:34,479
after they if you say so i say so all
1483
01:11:32,079 --> 01:11:37,359
right and it shall be done
1484
01:11:34,479 --> 01:11:38,879
thank you yeah put this on
1485
01:11:37,359 --> 01:11:41,839
me or the horse
1486
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:41,840
either
1487
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:48,679
hi baby
1488
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:48,679
you ready to go for a ride
1489
01:11:50,970 --> 01:12:31,119
[Music]
1490
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:37,819
oh
1491
01:12:34,060 --> 01:12:37,819
[Music]
1492
01:12:41,198 --> 01:12:44,759
people were in charge
1493
01:12:45,359 --> 01:12:53,399
[Music]
1494
01:12:50,399 --> 01:12:53,399
oh
1495
01:12:56,779 --> 01:13:20,158
[Music]
1496
01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:22,260
you have to go pushing me out of your
1497
01:13:20,158 --> 01:13:25,478
house i'm going i'm here
1498
01:13:22,260 --> 01:13:25,479
[Applause]
1499
01:13:27,119 --> 01:13:33,640
[Music]
1500
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:33,640
wait
1501
01:13:34,340 --> 01:13:37,529
[Music]
1502
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:48,569
okay bye
1503
01:13:37,529 --> 01:13:48,568
[Music]
1504
01:13:57,119 --> 01:14:03,039
okay i have my wallet with my id my
1505
01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:07,600
passport and my ticket
1506
01:14:03,039 --> 01:14:09,840
i have my phone my charger
1507
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:11,679
and a book
1508
01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:12,840
i think i'm all set
1509
01:14:11,679 --> 01:14:14,480
that's it
1510
01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:16,400
then
1511
01:14:14,479 --> 01:14:18,879
if by that do you mean am i ready to go
1512
01:14:16,399 --> 01:14:18,879
then yes
1513
01:14:19,359 --> 01:14:21,599
okay
1514
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:26,560
be here in the morning
1515
01:14:23,279 --> 01:14:29,800
don't brighten early don't leave
1516
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:29,800
it's early
1517
01:14:31,279 --> 01:14:35,840
jacob i'm gonna be back in five days and
1518
01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:36,719
then what
1519
01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:38,400
we
1520
01:14:36,719 --> 01:14:41,760
wave at each other at the ranch as you
1521
01:14:38,399 --> 01:14:41,759
take a ride with some other dude
1522
01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:46,159
of course not
1523
01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:47,679
well i want katie
1524
01:14:46,158 --> 01:14:50,158
holiday fling is usually over with the
1525
01:14:47,679 --> 01:14:50,158
holiday
1526
01:14:50,238 --> 01:14:54,599
i don't know but not that
1527
01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:58,248
[Music]
1528
01:15:01,630 --> 01:15:04,748
[Music]
1529
01:15:07,119 --> 01:15:12,439
i'm coming
1530
01:15:08,840 --> 01:15:19,679
back it's not my men and you know it
1531
01:15:12,439 --> 01:15:22,678
[Music]
1532
01:15:19,679 --> 01:15:22,679
stay
1533
01:15:31,359 --> 01:15:34,359
stay
1534
01:15:36,909 --> 01:15:46,010
[Music]
1535
01:15:43,840 --> 01:16:13,800
so
1536
01:15:46,010 --> 01:16:13,800
[Music]
1537
01:16:16,539 --> 01:16:22,760
[Music]
1538
01:16:33,899 --> 01:16:45,828
[Music]
1539
01:16:52,319 --> 01:16:57,559
we're late
1540
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:57,560
we forgot to set an alarm
1541
01:17:02,719 --> 01:17:05,198
what's wrong
1542
01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:07,679
nothing
1543
01:17:05,198 --> 01:17:07,678
we're late
1544
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:11,279
you regret last night don't you
1545
01:17:11,520 --> 01:17:15,760
i don't regret it
1546
01:17:13,439 --> 01:17:17,119
i'm unhappy about what it means why what
1547
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:18,560
does it mean
1548
01:17:17,119 --> 01:17:20,399
what it means is that now this is going
1549
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:21,360
to be harder than before because when i
1550
01:17:20,399 --> 01:17:23,759
said i didn't want a long-term
1551
01:17:21,359 --> 01:17:26,079
relationship i meant it and now
1552
01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:27,520
this is just it's completely what
1553
01:17:26,079 --> 01:17:29,519
completely what
1554
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:31,040
what are you so afraid of
1555
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:32,800
this
1556
01:17:31,039 --> 01:17:34,960
this can never work you and i are in
1557
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:36,400
completely different social and economic
1558
01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:37,679
circles so
1559
01:17:36,399 --> 01:17:39,119
so
1560
01:17:37,679 --> 01:17:40,560
that's easy for you to say when being
1561
01:17:39,119 --> 01:17:42,640
with me can only raise your social and
1562
01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:44,400
economic status what are you talking
1563
01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:46,159
about you know what it doesn't matter
1564
01:17:44,399 --> 01:17:47,279
seems like it does it seems like you
1565
01:17:46,158 --> 01:17:48,479
don't even understand what i'm saying it
1566
01:17:47,279 --> 01:17:49,840
seems like you're saying you hang out
1567
01:17:48,479 --> 01:17:53,279
with a snootier crowd and make more
1568
01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:55,360
money than me oh so you do understand
1569
01:17:53,279 --> 01:17:57,119
wow
1570
01:17:55,359 --> 01:17:58,799
never had you pecked for a gold digger
1571
01:17:57,119 --> 01:18:00,158
oh that's right
1572
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:02,640
because if a woman wants a man with a
1573
01:18:00,158 --> 01:18:04,079
decent income she must be a gold digger
1574
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:06,000
i mean never mind how hard she's worked
1575
01:18:04,079 --> 01:18:07,279
on her own career or that being in a
1576
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:09,119
long-term relationship means the
1577
01:18:07,279 --> 01:18:11,920
possibility of a baby something that can
1578
01:18:09,119 --> 01:18:13,279
only hinder her career you think i don't
1579
01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:15,279
make enough money to provide for my
1580
01:18:13,279 --> 01:18:18,719
family how much can you possibly make
1581
01:18:15,279 --> 01:18:21,359
mucking out stalls i own the ranch
1582
01:18:18,719 --> 01:18:22,719
it's mine and the one across the street
1583
01:18:21,359 --> 01:18:27,479
bought the first one when i was in my
1584
01:18:22,719 --> 01:18:27,480
20s second one i bought a few years ago
1585
01:18:29,439 --> 01:18:32,960
okay
1586
01:18:30,719 --> 01:18:35,198
you own the ranch why would you let me
1587
01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:36,480
think that you were the stable boy
1588
01:18:35,198 --> 01:18:38,839
look
1589
01:18:36,479 --> 01:18:42,479
i didn't say anything because
1590
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:44,000
cuz what i mean it's a test what that's
1591
01:18:42,479 --> 01:18:45,198
crazy really you didn't want to see if i
1592
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:48,560
would still fall for you even though i
1593
01:18:45,198 --> 01:18:48,559
thought you were just the stable boy
1594
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:53,600
wow
1595
01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:54,400
you must have a really low opinion of my
1596
01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:57,360
character
1597
01:18:54,399 --> 01:18:58,879
dave i love you you obviously think that
1598
01:18:57,359 --> 01:19:01,119
i am capable of picking a mate based
1599
01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:03,359
entirely on the size of his income
1600
01:19:01,119 --> 01:19:05,279
i didn't think that it just
1601
01:19:03,359 --> 01:19:07,359
it seemed to matter to you a lot and
1602
01:19:05,279 --> 01:19:09,759
that made me nervous
1603
01:19:07,359 --> 01:19:11,119
so i lied
1604
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:13,039
you lied
1605
01:19:11,119 --> 01:19:16,719
about who you are you know what that's
1606
01:19:13,039 --> 01:19:18,719
fine because this is over okay
1607
01:19:16,719 --> 01:19:20,079
you should come
1608
01:19:18,719 --> 01:19:22,640
nah
1609
01:19:20,079 --> 01:19:24,319
i'm gonna take you to the airport i need
1610
01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:26,719
you to leave
1611
01:19:24,319 --> 01:19:29,840
come on
1612
01:19:26,719 --> 01:19:29,840
i'll take you to the airport
1613
01:19:30,399 --> 01:19:34,839
the last duty is the holiday boyfriend
1614
01:19:33,439 --> 01:19:38,559
you lied to
1615
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:41,199
me i know
1616
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:41,199
i'm sorry
1617
01:19:41,679 --> 01:19:48,239
no i can't
1618
01:19:44,319 --> 01:19:53,759
i can't be lied to or betrayed or hurt
1619
01:19:48,238 --> 01:19:56,158
anymore i can't please i'm sorry just go
1620
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:56,159
please
1621
01:20:02,719 --> 01:20:05,840
you know what i've come with you
1622
01:20:06,399 --> 01:20:10,399
what
1623
01:20:08,639 --> 01:20:12,880
home
1624
01:20:10,399 --> 01:20:12,879
christmas
1625
01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:17,480
all you had to do was ask
1626
01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:23,709
[Music]
1627
01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:34,319
yes thank you
1628
01:20:35,039 --> 01:20:38,359
happy holidays
1629
01:20:53,359 --> 01:20:58,639
there you
1630
01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:58,639
are waiting for you
1631
01:20:58,840 --> 01:21:02,480
sorry
1632
01:21:00,399 --> 01:21:06,000
welcome home hurry up dinner's ready
1633
01:21:02,479 --> 01:21:09,158
we're eating okay give me a second
1634
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:09,158
of course
1635
01:21:21,439 --> 01:21:24,439
so
1636
01:21:27,619 --> 01:21:30,750
[Music]
1637
01:21:34,649 --> 01:21:42,908
[Music]
1638
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:46,400
hi guys
1639
01:21:45,399 --> 01:21:47,679
[Applause]
1640
01:21:46,399 --> 01:21:52,319
[Music]
1641
01:21:47,679 --> 01:21:52,319
michael hi kate long time no see
1642
01:21:52,560 --> 01:21:56,480
what are you doing here
1643
01:21:54,238 --> 01:21:58,959
michael's in town for work
1644
01:21:56,479 --> 01:22:02,718
isn't that crazy so when he stopped by
1645
01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:04,480
to say hi i invited him for dinner
1646
01:22:02,719 --> 01:22:06,480
i didn't mean to intrude but your mom
1647
01:22:04,479 --> 01:22:10,000
insisted
1648
01:22:06,479 --> 01:22:12,000
was this a bad idea oh no no no no don't
1649
01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:15,760
be ridiculous there's no reason you
1650
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:15,760
can't stay for dinner right kate
1651
01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:19,840
yeah
1652
01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:23,560
nothing weird about that
1653
01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:23,560
hi dad hi sweetheart
1654
01:22:33,380 --> 01:22:36,498
[Music]
1655
01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:40,920
i'll just go
1656
01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:57,840
i'm sorry to ambush y'all but your mom
1657
01:22:56,319 --> 01:22:59,359
seemed to think we should surprise y'all
1658
01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:01,279
that's because she knew if i knew you
1659
01:22:59,359 --> 01:23:04,399
were here i wouldn't come home don't be
1660
01:23:01,279 --> 01:23:07,119
like that like what i just
1661
01:23:04,399 --> 01:23:08,559
i just want to come say hi that's all
1662
01:23:07,119 --> 01:23:10,880
and i knew if i'd give you the chance to
1663
01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:13,760
say no then you would
1664
01:23:10,880 --> 01:23:15,600
so you did mean to ambush me
1665
01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:17,119
jeez michael for years i begged you to
1666
01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:19,120
come home with me for christmas and now
1667
01:23:17,119 --> 01:23:21,359
i haven't seen each other in over a year
1668
01:23:19,119 --> 01:23:23,039
here you are i'm sorry
1669
01:23:21,359 --> 01:23:24,719
but my company said i've got no office
1670
01:23:23,039 --> 01:23:26,319
out here i was the only one who ever
1671
01:23:24,719 --> 01:23:28,800
been to colorado
1672
01:23:26,319 --> 01:23:30,000
so i was volunteered
1673
01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:32,239
that doesn't explain what you're doing
1674
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:36,000
here at my parents house
1675
01:23:32,238 --> 01:23:38,959
i missed you come on you two
1676
01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:38,960
food's getting cold
1677
01:23:47,039 --> 01:23:50,399
so michael what you've been up to since
1678
01:23:48,479 --> 01:23:52,799
last time we saw you not much this new
1679
01:23:50,399 --> 01:23:54,479
company's can be pretty busy yeah
1680
01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:56,079
you guys are opening up a new office out
1681
01:23:54,479 --> 01:23:58,399
here that's pretty exciting yeah you
1682
01:23:56,079 --> 01:23:59,439
know we've been lucky it's awesome yeah
1683
01:23:58,399 --> 01:24:01,198
how long are you going to be out here
1684
01:23:59,439 --> 01:24:02,479
for so we were hoping the new office
1685
01:24:01,198 --> 01:24:04,399
would be open
1686
01:24:02,479 --> 01:24:06,158
up and running by now you know but
1687
01:24:04,399 --> 01:24:07,920
schedule's been delayed which is why i'm
1688
01:24:06,158 --> 01:24:09,679
still here for the holidays so now we're
1689
01:24:07,920 --> 01:24:11,440
trying for the first big real strong
1690
01:24:09,679 --> 01:24:14,239
start for the new year yeah good luck
1691
01:24:11,439 --> 01:24:17,599
with that that'd be good so michael what
1692
01:24:14,238 --> 01:24:20,399
are you doing for christmas
1693
01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:22,880
well he can't spend christmas alone
1694
01:24:20,399 --> 01:24:24,238
thanks mrs friend but i'm a big boy i'll
1695
01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:25,359
be just fine
1696
01:24:24,238 --> 01:24:28,799
well
1697
01:24:25,359 --> 01:24:28,799
you're always welcome michael
1698
01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:34,400
obviously
1699
01:24:30,479 --> 01:24:34,399
i agree i like having michael around
1700
01:24:38,158 --> 01:24:41,839
come on let's go time to go home let's
1701
01:24:40,238 --> 01:24:43,198
say goodbye to aunt katie
1702
01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:45,760
bye hi
1703
01:24:43,198 --> 01:24:47,359
it's so nice to see you yes you too yeah
1704
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:48,159
we'll see you again tomorrow right thank
1705
01:24:47,359 --> 01:24:50,399
you
1706
01:24:48,158 --> 01:24:53,920
for christmas for christmas eve what
1707
01:24:50,399 --> 01:24:53,920
happens on christmas eve yeah
1708
01:24:54,560 --> 01:24:59,360
and she has the
1709
01:24:56,719 --> 01:24:59,359
package
1710
01:25:08,560 --> 01:25:12,360
ever ever
1711
01:25:20,729 --> 01:25:23,779
[Music]
1712
01:25:25,198 --> 01:25:27,839
i'll walk you out
1713
01:25:28,220 --> 01:25:31,378
[Music]
1714
01:25:32,399 --> 01:25:35,119
so
1715
01:25:33,020 --> 01:25:36,320
[Music]
1716
01:25:35,119 --> 01:25:38,319
what
1717
01:25:36,319 --> 01:25:39,599
what are you up to tomorrow
1718
01:25:38,319 --> 01:25:41,599
why
1719
01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:43,199
i don't know i was thinking maybe we
1720
01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:44,079
could hang out
1721
01:25:43,198 --> 01:25:45,119
why
1722
01:25:44,079 --> 01:25:47,760
why not
1723
01:25:45,119 --> 01:25:51,279
come on just give me one day after that
1724
01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:51,280
you can hate me forever from afar
1725
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:58,000
i don't want to hate you
1726
01:25:56,479 --> 01:26:01,279
i want to
1727
01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:01,279
nothing you ouch
1728
01:26:01,520 --> 01:26:04,560
just hear me out
1729
01:26:06,319 --> 01:26:09,198
fine
1730
01:26:07,439 --> 01:26:12,079
lunch tomorrow
1731
01:26:09,198 --> 01:26:12,079
i'll pick you up for one
1732
01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:19,679
michael good night
1733
01:26:20,560 --> 01:26:23,840
always glad to see
1734
01:26:27,100 --> 01:26:30,189
[Music]
1735
01:26:30,800 --> 01:26:36,440
i'm going to bed okay good night kitty
1736
01:26:33,279 --> 01:26:36,439
good night
1737
01:26:42,079 --> 01:26:44,559
come in
1738
01:26:48,399 --> 01:26:51,719
how you doing
1739
01:26:58,639 --> 01:27:01,440
you know that's the guy who dumped me
1740
01:27:00,079 --> 01:27:03,439
last year right
1741
01:27:01,439 --> 01:27:05,279
like
1742
01:27:03,439 --> 01:27:06,319
right before christmas probably just so
1743
01:27:05,279 --> 01:27:08,960
he didn't have to come home with me for
1744
01:27:06,319 --> 01:27:08,960
the holidays
1745
01:27:11,600 --> 01:27:15,760
you seemed so sad last year
1746
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:22,000
i've never seen you like that
1747
01:27:19,520 --> 01:27:25,679
i know you tried to hide it but
1748
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:25,679
it was like you lost your best friend
1749
01:27:25,840 --> 01:27:28,400
i had
1750
01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:33,440
i know
1751
01:27:30,639 --> 01:27:34,960
so when michael showed up i figured
1752
01:27:33,439 --> 01:27:37,279
what the heck
1753
01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:39,359
he wants redemption
1754
01:27:37,279 --> 01:27:41,519
let's give him a chance it's not like
1755
01:27:39,359 --> 01:27:43,599
you were dating someone else
1756
01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:44,840
i am dating someone else
1757
01:27:43,600 --> 01:27:46,639
you are
1758
01:27:44,840 --> 01:27:48,639
i'm well
1759
01:27:46,639 --> 01:27:50,719
you haven't said anything to me
1760
01:27:48,639 --> 01:27:52,880
or on social media that's because i
1761
01:27:50,719 --> 01:27:55,840
didn't want either of you to know
1762
01:27:52,880 --> 01:27:57,440
well honey then
1763
01:27:55,840 --> 01:28:01,800
who is he
1764
01:27:57,439 --> 01:28:01,799
then why do you still seem so sad
1765
01:28:03,359 --> 01:28:07,359
we didn't part on very good terms
1766
01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:12,239
he lied to me
1767
01:28:10,319 --> 01:28:14,238
well
1768
01:28:12,238 --> 01:28:16,799
sounds like maybe you're better off
1769
01:28:14,238 --> 01:28:16,799
without him
1770
01:28:18,719 --> 01:28:20,960
no
1771
01:28:21,198 --> 01:28:24,238
i lied to him too
1772
01:28:24,479 --> 01:28:28,638
all this time i've been telling him that
1773
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:31,198
he is not good enough for me but
1774
01:28:28,639 --> 01:28:32,880
that's not true
1775
01:28:31,198 --> 01:28:36,319
the truth is that
1776
01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:36,319
michael hurt me so badly
1777
01:28:37,039 --> 01:28:39,760
i'm broken
1778
01:28:39,840 --> 01:28:43,199
and i have been
1779
01:28:41,679 --> 01:28:45,760
desperately running around trying to
1780
01:28:43,198 --> 01:28:48,000
find love but
1781
01:28:45,760 --> 01:28:49,920
i don't want to love
1782
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:51,679
because i don't ever want to be hurt
1783
01:28:49,920 --> 01:28:53,679
like that again
1784
01:28:51,679 --> 01:28:55,440
and as soon as i saw michael i knew it
1785
01:28:53,679 --> 01:28:57,840
was never jacob
1786
01:28:55,439 --> 01:29:01,198
it was always me and as soon as he hurt
1787
01:28:57,840 --> 01:29:05,679
me i used it as an excuse to get out
1788
01:29:01,198 --> 01:29:08,719
you can't love and not get hurt
1789
01:29:05,679 --> 01:29:10,480
it's just not possible
1790
01:29:08,719 --> 01:29:13,039
your friends
1791
01:29:10,479 --> 01:29:16,559
your husband your kids at some point
1792
01:29:13,039 --> 01:29:16,560
they all disappoint you
1793
01:29:17,279 --> 01:29:20,880
and they all make you cry
1794
01:29:21,359 --> 01:29:26,319
but life isn't worth anything without
1795
01:29:24,079 --> 01:29:28,399
them
1796
01:29:26,319 --> 01:29:32,000
and you're strong enough strong enough
1797
01:29:28,399 --> 01:29:34,319
to forgive and move on
1798
01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:36,639
that's all you need for any relationship
1799
01:29:34,319 --> 01:29:36,639
honey
1800
01:29:37,439 --> 01:29:42,799
what if he can't forgive me
1801
01:29:39,920 --> 01:29:44,399
all i've done is push him away
1802
01:29:42,800 --> 01:29:45,710
if he loves you
1803
01:29:44,399 --> 01:29:48,238
he will forgive you
1804
01:29:45,710 --> 01:29:50,239
[Music]
1805
01:29:48,238 --> 01:29:53,839
so
1806
01:29:50,238 --> 01:29:53,839
what are you gonna do about michael
1807
01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:57,840
i'm not gonna invite him over for
1808
01:29:55,359 --> 01:29:57,839
christmas
1809
01:29:59,198 --> 01:30:03,119
but i think we can talk
1810
01:30:01,198 --> 01:30:06,759
and i can
1811
01:30:03,119 --> 01:30:06,760
finally move on
1812
01:30:08,189 --> 01:30:19,279
[Music]
1813
01:30:16,960 --> 01:30:20,800
thanks
1814
01:30:19,279 --> 01:30:23,359
love you honey
1815
01:30:20,800 --> 01:30:23,360
love you too
1816
01:30:33,679 --> 01:30:36,639
why
1817
01:30:34,399 --> 01:30:39,759
the blue icing
1818
01:30:36,639 --> 01:30:39,760
uh christmas
1819
01:30:41,970 --> 01:30:45,520
[Music]
1820
01:30:44,479 --> 01:30:47,198
hiya
1821
01:30:45,520 --> 01:30:48,400
what's up you will never believe who's
1822
01:30:47,198 --> 01:30:49,678
here
1823
01:30:48,399 --> 01:30:50,719
who
1824
01:30:49,679 --> 01:30:53,440
michael
1825
01:30:50,719 --> 01:30:56,319
what what happened michael's in colorado
1826
01:30:53,439 --> 01:30:59,119
what i'm gonna put you on speaker
1827
01:30:56,319 --> 01:31:01,359
so what did he text you no he was here
1828
01:30:59,119 --> 01:31:02,479
at my parents house when i got here what
1829
01:31:01,359 --> 01:31:04,799
why how
1830
01:31:02,479 --> 01:31:06,799
why was he there he stopped by to say hi
1831
01:31:04,800 --> 01:31:08,239
to my parents and my mom invited him
1832
01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:10,079
over to dinner
1833
01:31:08,238 --> 01:31:12,000
why would she do that
1834
01:31:10,079 --> 01:31:13,920
something about redemption
1835
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:15,279
well he doesn't deserve redemption that
1836
01:31:13,920 --> 01:31:16,639
snake
1837
01:31:15,279 --> 01:31:18,399
i can't believe you just showed up like
1838
01:31:16,639 --> 01:31:20,480
that after all this time
1839
01:31:18,399 --> 01:31:22,559
what did you do what could i do my whole
1840
01:31:20,479 --> 01:31:24,959
family was like oh michael it's so nice
1841
01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:28,560
to see you it's been such a long time
1842
01:31:24,960 --> 01:31:30,399
please take katie back they said that
1843
01:31:28,560 --> 01:31:33,679
no okay caico they didn't actually say
1844
01:31:30,399 --> 01:31:35,920
that he's gone right never again
1845
01:31:33,679 --> 01:31:35,920
well
1846
01:31:36,399 --> 01:31:40,079
we're having lunch tomorrow you're
1847
01:31:37,920 --> 01:31:42,639
having lunch tomorrow with michael why
1848
01:31:40,079 --> 01:31:44,559
is she doing that keiko i can hear you
1849
01:31:42,639 --> 01:31:46,480
i'm talking to valerie
1850
01:31:44,560 --> 01:31:48,639
why is she doing that
1851
01:31:46,479 --> 01:31:51,759
for closure
1852
01:31:48,639 --> 01:31:53,199
i'm tired of being stuck and hurt and
1853
01:31:51,760 --> 01:31:54,639
angry
1854
01:31:53,198 --> 01:31:57,439
i want to be open
1855
01:31:54,639 --> 01:32:00,319
i think closure might be overrated
1856
01:31:57,439 --> 01:32:02,158
yeah i don't think this lunch is a very
1857
01:32:00,319 --> 01:32:04,399
good idea have you talked to jacob about
1858
01:32:02,158 --> 01:32:04,399
this
1859
01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:09,520
[Music]
1860
01:32:07,840 --> 01:32:12,800
kitty uh-oh
1861
01:32:09,520 --> 01:32:13,840
we broke up what seriously katie i think
1862
01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:15,920
you're taking this whole holiday
1863
01:32:13,840 --> 01:32:18,480
boyfriend thing a little too far no not
1864
01:32:15,920 --> 01:32:21,039
because of that and why
1865
01:32:18,479 --> 01:32:22,559
jacob owns the ranch he's not the stable
1866
01:32:21,039 --> 01:32:24,399
boy
1867
01:32:22,560 --> 01:32:26,960
okay
1868
01:32:24,399 --> 01:32:29,119
well
1869
01:32:26,960 --> 01:32:31,679
that's new information not bad
1870
01:32:29,119 --> 01:32:34,238
information but why would he lie about
1871
01:32:31,679 --> 01:32:36,399
that duh she kept calling him her
1872
01:32:34,238 --> 01:32:37,919
holiday boyfriend and that probably made
1873
01:32:36,399 --> 01:32:39,359
him feel like she didn't really like him
1874
01:32:37,920 --> 01:32:41,600
for who he was
1875
01:32:39,359 --> 01:32:43,679
if she knew that he was the owner of the
1876
01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:45,120
ranch and she still didn't want him then
1877
01:32:43,679 --> 01:32:46,719
that would mean he had a problem with
1878
01:32:45,119 --> 01:32:48,000
his person
1879
01:32:46,719 --> 01:32:49,679
but
1880
01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:51,119
if i didn't want him because of the
1881
01:32:49,679 --> 01:32:53,199
money that would mean there was
1882
01:32:51,119 --> 01:32:55,439
something wrong with me as a person so
1883
01:32:53,198 --> 01:32:57,678
he was protecting himself
1884
01:32:55,439 --> 01:33:01,039
he probably couldn't bear the thought of
1885
01:32:57,679 --> 01:33:04,480
of losing you of of being enough for you
1886
01:33:01,039 --> 01:33:07,198
this way he had an excuse
1887
01:33:04,479 --> 01:33:09,198
so what are you gonna do
1888
01:33:07,198 --> 01:33:10,719
i don't know i mean the plan was always
1889
01:33:09,198 --> 01:33:12,559
to break up after the holidays maybe i
1890
01:33:10,719 --> 01:33:14,960
should just katie i don't think that's
1891
01:33:12,560 --> 01:33:17,520
what you really want when he told me it
1892
01:33:14,960 --> 01:33:19,760
was like i didn't even know who he was
1893
01:33:17,520 --> 01:33:21,840
and i haven't exactly treated him well i
1894
01:33:19,760 --> 01:33:24,079
mean maybe he's better off without me
1895
01:33:21,840 --> 01:33:25,279
are you crazy this man's in love with
1896
01:33:24,079 --> 01:33:26,479
you
1897
01:33:25,279 --> 01:33:28,079
she's right
1898
01:33:26,479 --> 01:33:29,439
and i don't say that about her very
1899
01:33:28,079 --> 01:33:31,840
often
1900
01:33:29,439 --> 01:33:33,599
hey look it's been a really long day i'm
1901
01:33:31,840 --> 01:33:35,520
gonna try to get some sleep okay i'll
1902
01:33:33,600 --> 01:33:38,400
call you guys tomorrow okay night
1903
01:33:35,520 --> 01:33:41,840
sprites and bed luck bites
1904
01:33:38,399 --> 01:33:41,839
okay good night good night
1905
01:33:42,319 --> 01:33:45,039
what are we gonna do
1906
01:33:43,760 --> 01:33:46,639
what do you mean what are we gonna do
1907
01:33:45,039 --> 01:33:49,760
what can we do
1908
01:33:46,639 --> 01:33:53,119
what if michael uses his voodoo
1909
01:33:49,760 --> 01:33:55,440
magic on her she's helpless against that
1910
01:33:53,119 --> 01:33:58,840
yeah
1911
01:33:55,439 --> 01:33:58,839
i have an idea
1912
01:34:02,069 --> 01:34:14,519
[Music]
1913
01:34:11,520 --> 01:34:14,520
so
1914
01:34:22,609 --> 01:34:25,750
[Music]
1915
01:34:29,039 --> 01:34:32,800
hi
1916
01:34:30,158 --> 01:34:36,319
oh hi how are you off to
1917
01:34:32,800 --> 01:34:37,679
lunch with michael i'll be back okay oh
1918
01:34:36,319 --> 01:34:39,439
dinner's at six
1919
01:34:37,679 --> 01:34:42,158
don't be late don't worry i'll be back
1920
01:34:39,439 --> 01:34:42,158
away before then
1921
01:34:42,719 --> 01:34:46,359
my jacket
1922
01:35:01,510 --> 01:35:08,590
[Music]
1923
01:35:54,250 --> 01:36:01,859
[Music]
1924
01:36:30,158 --> 01:36:35,439
you waited so long i've moved on
1925
01:36:34,238 --> 01:36:37,279
you're absolutely certain that you're
1926
01:36:35,439 --> 01:36:38,879
not going to change your mind katie
1927
01:36:37,279 --> 01:36:41,198
don't throw away everything that we ever
1928
01:36:38,880 --> 01:36:41,199
had
1929
01:36:42,479 --> 01:36:46,000
jacob what
1930
01:36:44,319 --> 01:36:47,679
hey kitty
1931
01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:50,560
what are you doing here
1932
01:36:47,679 --> 01:36:50,560
valerie texted me
1933
01:36:50,719 --> 01:36:55,279
valerie texted you and so you drove to
1934
01:36:53,039 --> 01:36:56,960
colorado
1935
01:36:55,279 --> 01:36:59,359
yeah
1936
01:36:56,960 --> 01:37:00,719
i'm sorry but who is this guy
1937
01:36:59,359 --> 01:37:02,799
none of your business
1938
01:37:00,719 --> 01:37:04,960
katie i mean it we've been through so
1939
01:37:02,800 --> 01:37:06,800
much to you don't just throw it all away
1940
01:37:04,960 --> 01:37:08,880
especially
1941
01:37:06,800 --> 01:37:10,239
of this guy
1942
01:37:08,880 --> 01:37:12,079
i'm not the one who threw us away
1943
01:37:10,238 --> 01:37:13,359
michael you did
1944
01:37:12,079 --> 01:37:14,800
and this guy
1945
01:37:13,359 --> 01:37:18,079
just drove across three states because
1946
01:37:14,800 --> 01:37:18,079
my best friend texted him
1947
01:37:18,399 --> 01:37:21,839
you gotta be kidding me
1948
01:37:26,639 --> 01:37:29,679
you know what katie don't come crawling
1949
01:37:28,560 --> 01:37:33,560
back to me when this little thing
1950
01:37:29,679 --> 01:37:33,560
doesn't work out for you
1951
01:37:40,960 --> 01:37:45,118
i can't believe you're here
1952
01:37:43,949 --> 01:37:46,639
[Music]
1953
01:37:45,118 --> 01:37:49,839
holiday boyfriend would i be if i wasn't
1954
01:37:46,639 --> 01:37:49,840
here for the actual holiday
1955
01:37:50,399 --> 01:37:52,879
i'm sorry
1956
01:37:54,079 --> 01:37:57,279
caicos says you're protecting yourself
1957
01:37:55,920 --> 01:37:58,560
because i didn't accept you for who you
1958
01:37:57,279 --> 01:38:00,079
were
1959
01:37:58,560 --> 01:38:01,280
okay girl said that
1960
01:38:00,079 --> 01:38:03,840
yeah
1961
01:38:01,279 --> 01:38:03,840
really
1962
01:38:04,158 --> 01:38:08,399
still
1963
01:38:06,000 --> 01:38:11,279
i should have said something
1964
01:38:08,399 --> 01:38:11,279
i don't know why i was
1965
01:38:11,600 --> 01:38:14,480
insecure
1966
01:38:12,960 --> 01:38:15,359
easy now
1967
01:38:14,479 --> 01:38:16,879
oh
1968
01:38:15,359 --> 01:38:18,639
interesting like you're a little afraid
1969
01:38:16,880 --> 01:38:20,159
afraid yeah like maybe you were scared
1970
01:38:18,639 --> 01:38:21,840
to tell me scared what what was that
1971
01:38:20,158 --> 01:38:23,118
scary yeah scared like you know you're
1972
01:38:21,840 --> 01:38:25,520
like oh no
1973
01:38:23,118 --> 01:38:25,519
oh no
1974
01:38:27,198 --> 01:38:30,919
who's scared now
1975
01:38:40,800 --> 01:38:44,800
hi guys hi how are you
1976
01:38:43,439 --> 01:38:46,319
who's this
1977
01:38:44,800 --> 01:38:49,119
this is jacob
1978
01:38:46,319 --> 01:38:50,238
jacob good to meet you
1979
01:38:49,118 --> 01:38:52,639
am i
1980
01:38:50,238 --> 01:38:55,279
missing something here
1981
01:38:52,639 --> 01:38:56,000
we've been dating for the past month
1982
01:38:55,279 --> 01:38:56,960
so
1983
01:38:56,000 --> 01:38:58,719
jacob
1984
01:38:56,960 --> 01:39:01,840
you must be the one katie's been telling
1985
01:38:58,719 --> 01:39:04,000
me how so nice to meet you
1986
01:39:01,840 --> 01:39:05,920
come inside it's cold
1987
01:39:04,000 --> 01:39:08,000
let's do this
1988
01:39:05,920 --> 01:39:09,199
see you from around here no i came up in
1989
01:39:08,000 --> 01:39:10,319
the way
1990
01:39:09,198 --> 01:39:12,638
nice
1991
01:39:10,319 --> 01:39:12,639
huh
1992
01:39:13,920 --> 01:39:20,399
yeah you look good to me
1993
01:39:16,609 --> 01:39:20,859
[Music]
1994
01:39:20,399 --> 01:39:41,089
[Applause]
1995
01:39:20,859 --> 01:39:41,089
[Music]
1996
01:39:47,510 --> 01:39:51,680
[Music]
1997
01:39:52,319 --> 01:39:58,399
see
1998
01:39:55,279 --> 01:40:02,559
as he flew out of sight
1999
01:39:58,399 --> 01:40:05,559
merry christmas to all and to all a good
2000
01:40:02,560 --> 01:40:05,560
night
2001
01:40:22,800 --> 01:40:27,600
thanks grandma
2002
01:40:25,279 --> 01:40:27,599
good
2003
01:40:29,189 --> 03:21:04,308
[Music]
2004
01:40:35,118 --> 03:21:27,358
my night
2005
01:40:52,238 --> 01:40:55,989
so
2006
01:40:54,319 --> 01:40:58,719
what did santa be bringing you
2007
01:40:55,989 --> 01:41:01,118
[Music]
2008
01:40:58,719 --> 01:41:01,118
nothing
2009
01:41:01,439 --> 01:41:05,118
i already got everything i wanted for
2010
01:41:03,039 --> 01:41:08,679
christmas this year
2011
01:41:05,118 --> 01:41:08,679
a holiday boyfriend
2012
01:41:09,250 --> 01:41:23,460
[Music]
2013
01:41:24,960 --> 01:41:27,960
so
2014
01:41:42,479 --> 01:41:47,118
[Music]
2015
01:41:44,079 --> 01:41:49,279
hey everything okay yes
2016
01:41:47,118 --> 01:41:51,759
jacob's here good
2017
01:41:49,279 --> 01:41:54,000
what did you say in that text oh just
2018
01:41:51,760 --> 01:41:55,920
that your ex was sniffing around begging
2019
01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:57,439
for you to come back and that if you
2020
01:41:55,920 --> 01:42:02,560
didn't do something quick you might lose
2021
01:41:57,439 --> 01:42:02,559
you forever such a liar partially true
2022
01:42:04,399 --> 01:42:07,359
hey val
2023
01:42:06,319 --> 01:42:09,039
yes
2024
01:42:07,359 --> 01:42:10,799
merry christmas
2025
01:42:09,039 --> 01:42:13,118
merry christmas katie
2026
01:42:10,800 --> 01:42:15,039
hey tell her merry christmas for me oh i
2027
01:42:13,118 --> 01:42:16,399
think she heard you
2028
01:42:15,039 --> 01:42:18,800
who's that
2029
01:42:16,399 --> 01:42:20,960
that's just my holiday boyfriend
2030
01:42:18,800 --> 01:42:24,800
good night valerie
2031
01:42:20,960 --> 01:42:24,800
don't you dare hang up
2032
01:42:26,800 --> 01:42:30,320
oh
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[Music]
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it's been forever since i've seen your
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face i wanna run into that warm embrace
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again i wanna go to that familiar place
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where everybody knows my name i've been
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far away
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i have so much to say
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to you i'm coming home today
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[Music]
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so we can tell
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cause you're my holiday
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[Music]
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i've been wishing on the straws all
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night
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to make the days run faster than the
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light
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anything so that i can see your smile
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and i can hold you close just for a
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01:43:35,520 --> 01:43:41,199
while i've been far away
2052
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i have so much to say
2053
01:43:41,198 --> 01:43:45,960
to you i'm coming home today
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[Music]
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all day cause
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[Music]
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if i could give you everything
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[Music]
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01:44:53,679 --> 01:44:55,760
you
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