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Previously on Shining Vale...
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Whatever's
plaguing your mother
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will eventually come after you.
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Wear this medal.
It'll offer protection.
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My mom always wore hers,
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but she wasn't wearing it
when she died.
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Are you still in touch
with your friend Ryan?
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He lives
with his cool uncle in L.A.
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I might be pregnant.
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I'm just focusing on work.
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- Fuck off.
- I'm Ennio, from Italy.
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I'm writing a book
about how asylums abuse women.
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Who are you?
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I'm Nellie.
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I'm Daisy. I used to live here.
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What the hell?
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- Jake...
- Oh, boy.
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My Leo is an angel.
He was stillborn.
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I'm the worst mom.
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Maybe,
but you're a genius writer.
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You'll have to come speak
at our book club.
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Sounds great.
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- Your dad and I are separating.
- Thank fucking Jesus.
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I want two Christmases.
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I think you're still hooked
on your wife.
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This isn't
a fucking dream!
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Oh, no. They got you, too?
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You're fucking kidding me.
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Okay, Roxy, one shit for Mommy.
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Let's go.
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Okay, not for Mommy.
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One shit for Roxy.
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Hello?
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Oh...
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a deer.
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Pat, is that you?
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I'm just walking the dog.
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Wait. Are you pregnant?
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God damn it!
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Isn't this nice?
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I wish my mother had gone
with me to my abortion.
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Yeah. This makes up
for all the missed recitals,
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games, birthdays,
and graduation.
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I'm not getting an abortion.
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I just had
two really weird dreams.
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I want to make sure.
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Well, whatever you decide
to do about the baby,
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I support you 100%.
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But I will say,
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having you was the second-best
decision I ever made.
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Hmm. I'm not gonna ask
what the first was.
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- Getting my abortion.
- Oh, yeah.
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Do you how hard it is to find
you a Mother's Day card?
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Phelps.
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Hi. Um, I'm here
for a pregnancy test.
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Is it for your daughter?
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Oh, I'm not her daughter.
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No, it's for me.
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When was your last period?
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- When was the Challenger?
- Oh, my God.
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Can I just take the test, please?
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Okay, just have a seat, Gaynor.
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Uh, I'm Pat.
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Gaynor's my daughter.
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Oh, God.
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I'm sorry. Excuse me.
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She probably
shouldn't have said that.
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Yeah, probably not.
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I texted you three hours ago.
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Well, I don't have to answer
to you anymore, sweetheart.
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Remember? I'm a free agent.
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Plus, I was playing pickleball
with Laird.
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Can you believe that?
I do shit like that now.
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I'm playing pickleball
out there, Pat.
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Best shape of my life.
I've scheduled a physical.
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Oh, and I, uh, tried
spicy Thai food.
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And I tried cocaine,
and I quit.
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My job, not the coke.
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I love
that little devil's dust.
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I think what I'm discovering
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is that I love the freedom
of having a life
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without the burden of family
responsibility, you know?
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- What's this?
- It's a pregnancy test.
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- You peed on this?
- That's how you use it.
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Listen, I know
this must be a shock to you,
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'cause it certainly is
to me, but...
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You're still focused
on the pee stick, aren't you?
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I'm just thinking
of a circumstance
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where I would hand you
something covered in urine.
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I'm fucking pregnant, Terry.
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Hey, all right.
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How do we know it's yours?
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- What?
- I don't know.
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With all due respect,
you're a little old
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to be getting pregnant.
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Yeah, and you're a little old
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to wear bike shorts,
but here we are.
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All right, don't worry.
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It'll probably take care
of itself.
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That's a lot to ask of a baby.
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I mean, my body will absorb it.
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No, no, no, you know,
let's think about this.
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Maybe, uh--maybe we don't want
to absorb it, you know?
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- Maybe we should do this thing.
- Really?
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Because about ten seconds ago,
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all you could talk about
was doing blow
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and playing "pickleboard"
with Laird.
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It's called pickleball.
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It's America's
fastest-growing sport.
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I mean, think about it.
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I'm out there
trying to find out who I am.
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Maybe I'm supposed
to be a parent.
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You are a parent.
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Well, I mean
of a--of a new one, you know?
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Wouldn't you like the idea of,
you know, having a little baby
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that looks like me and you.
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Don't have to imagine.
We have two.
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- Mm.
- And they were so adorable.
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But now they're teenagers.
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Yeah, well, we'll be dead
by then for that one.
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And, look,
we get all the good parts,
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and then we leave.
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All right, well, don't get
too attached to the idea,
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because it probably won't get
too attached to my uterus.
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Well, if you don't mind,
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I'd like to stick around
and find out.
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You know,
if we're gonna be a family,
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I think it's important
for both of us to be around.
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Come on, let's tell the kids.
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No fucking way. You promised us
you were getting a divorce.
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Does this mean that we're
not getting two Christmases?
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Sweetie,
that was never gonna happen.
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I don't think
we were gonna do that.
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Why would you go back
on the one good thing
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you've done for this family?
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Why would you promise
a second Christmas?
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You know how much
I love first Christmas!
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Because your father and I want
to try to make it work.
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- And your mom's pregnant.
- Ugh!
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- Oh, Terry.
- How did that even happen?
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We had unprotected intercourse.
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- Oh, my God.
- Well, it's true.
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Okay, how is it even possible?
You're old.
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- People my age can have babies.
- In the Bible.
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You're gonna be dead
by the time the baby is four.
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- That's the plan.
- From your lips to God's ears.
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It's not even gonna be a baby.
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I mean, it's gonna be
a sponge with teeth,
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and I'm not gonna clean out
its tubes and water it.
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Honey, we're a family.
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We're all gonna water it.
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You're just trying
to save your failed marriage
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by having a baby you're gonna
have to carry around
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in a ladle.
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You're so selfish.
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Who wouldn't want more
of those?
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- I don't know.
- Yeah.
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I'll go talk to her.
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Hey.
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I haven't talked to you
in a while.
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I know. Thank you.
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I was thinking
about your friend Ryan.
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If you ever want to talk
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about anything
that happened with him,
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I'm always here.
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I'm good.
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Oh, you literally meant
always here.
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Gaynor...
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Hey.
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I want you know
that I would never judge you
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for anything that you had to do
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to get through
these last few months.
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I'm incredibly proud
of how strong you are.
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All jokes aside...
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...if I really had this baby,
I promise you,
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I will not love it
any more than I love you.
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Mom?
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Yeah, sweetie?
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I bet you will love
the baby more
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because it will help
with the dishes.
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Because it'll be a sponge or
because it'll have eight arms?
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Both.
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Cool.
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Book sales are up nationally.
And, oh, this is funny.
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A woman in West Virginia
who was reading your book
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killed her husband with an ax.
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What? How is that funny?
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Well,
it's more ironic than funny.
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I--You know what?
I actually think it's funny.
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I think you're too close to it.
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Anyway, women all over
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are seeing themselves
in Rosemary.
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It's like you're saying
it's okay
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for a--an average,
middle-aged woman
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to go a little crazy,
and they're fucking loving it.
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A little crazy?
She murdered her family.
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Well, I think it's a metaphor.
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I- I don't know.
You're the writer.
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Look, it is all perfect timing
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for your appearance at the
Shining Vale Ladies Book Club.
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Yeah, it's also perfect timing
for "fat fucking chance."
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A woman named Robyn who sounds
like if croquet was a person
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said you already agreed.
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You're gonna listen to Robyn?
She's fucking crazy.
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Well, book clubs
are big business, baby.
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I think it's great press
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to get a picture of you
doing one in your hometown.
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So think about it.
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And then do it,
'cause it's tomorrow.
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Oh, fine.
All right, hold on one second.
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I got to talk
to this little girl.
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Hi, sweetie. Oh, my goodness.
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Look how cute you are.
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Um, can I get, uh,
a shortbread,
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a peanut butter,
um, another peanut butter.
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- Say thank you, Chrissie.
- Thank you!
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Okay. Not so fast, Chrissie.
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I also want, uh,
four mint chocolates.
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Okay, I'm done.
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Are we shopping
for the apocalypse?
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I'm pregnant.
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Holy fuck!
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Sorry, Chrissie.
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Are you sure?
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'Cause two years ago,
my grandmother thought
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that she was pregnant, and
it was really an impacted shit.
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I thought it was, too,
but I am pregnant,
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and the only people who know
are you, Terry, and the kids.
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- Well, how'd they take it?
- Thanks.
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Well, Terry was excited,
Gaynor's mean,
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and Jake is Jake, you know.
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He's easy. I never have
to worry about him.
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Ahh.
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I'm telling you--
that thing was ringing.
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And that wall just opened up
out of nowhere.
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It hasn't done that before
or since.
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Sorry, girl.
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I just don't think
it's happening.
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I told you!
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Roxy!
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Roxy!
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Roxy.
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Oh, no way, perv.
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Okay, if you're here
to stalk me,
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you should know I come from
a long line of insane women
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who chop up men
and get away with it.
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Gaynor.
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It's nice to see you again.
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Hey, did you know
the Valerie "Hee"?
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Okay,
it's pronounced Valerie He,
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and, uh, no,
I've never heard of her.
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You wear medals just like hers.
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All right. Are you a cop?
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No.
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I am exorcist.
256
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,654
Okay, come in.
257
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,030
Grazie.
258
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,369
You've had
a remarkable recovery, Terry.
259
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,288
I'll see you in six months.
260
00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,039
Actually, there is one thing
I'm a little concerned about.
261
00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:30,208
That's not cocaine. I had
a sesame bagel this morning.
262
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,461
It's this right here.
263
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:34,254
The O?
264
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,548
I think it's a blood type, Doctor.
265
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,633
That's your testosterone.
It's a zero.
266
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,552
What? What does that mean?
267
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,262
It means...
268
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,306
...on paper, you're a woman.
269
00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:45,974
Well, just run it again.
270
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,101
I think all the cocaine's
messing with my numbers.
271
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,103
The good news is,
it's extremely treatable.
272
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,855
There's a testosterone cream
that's popular,
273
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:53,523
but in your case, I'd recommend
274
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,775
a rigorous regimen
of injections.
275
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,652
- And I'd start yesterday.
- Yeah.
276
00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:00,822
Well, this is bullshit, okay?
'Cause I'm fine.
277
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,240
I'm fine, motherfucker!
278
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,159
I got a baby coming,
and I got a beard.
279
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:07,829
And Mrs. Phelps is knocked up.
She's fucking pregnant.
280
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:10,123
It's up to you,
but if left untreated,
281
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,083
you can expect bone loss,
decreased muscle mass,
282
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,002
hot flashes, depression,
283
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,420
even breast growth.
284
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,088
You can always get
a second opinion.
285
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,590
You want a second opinion?
286
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,509
How about you talk
to my wife's vagina?
287
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,640
What are you
fucking looking at?
288
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,309
Roxy!
289
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:49,412
Ugh!
290
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,208
Sorry, rat.
291
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,085
Ooh.
292
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:58,213
Roxy, where are you?
293
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,100
I met Ryan at chastity club,
294
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:13,186
and me being me, I stupidly
had unprotected sex with him.
295
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,479
So, while he goes to move in
296
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,314
with his really cool uncle
in L.A.,
297
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:17,816
I'm stuck here
dealing with this shitshow.
298
00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:20,026
Wait. Uh, sorry,
what did you ask me?
299
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,319
Um...
300
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,613
I ask if you like steamed milk.
301
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:24,864
Ah.
302
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,325
This is a special cappuccino.
303
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:30,287
If you no like,
you get your money back.
304
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:35,083
Look, I-I work
in a coffee shop, so...
305
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,502
- Christ, that's really good.
- I have a magic touch.
306
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,879
And we have the same
coffee machine in Italy.
307
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,464
- It's a very good one.
- Oh, yeah.
308
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,633
My dad stole that
from the guy my mom boned.
309
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,970
You are funny, Gaynor.
310
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:50,682
Listen, um...
311
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,976
I came here
because the Valerie He
312
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:55,979
sent a lot of letters to
the Vatican about this house.
313
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:59,441
She believed there is, um...
314
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:01,735
a demon living here.
315
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,904
Oh, yeah.
She's not home right now.
316
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,489
Then I'll come back
another day.
317
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:07,824
Or night.
318
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,702
Uh, day, um,
is probably better.
319
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,120
Whatever...
320
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,459
You have, uh...
321
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,847
Eh, I will go now.
322
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:33,725
Ciao, Gaynor.
323
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,773
Yeah, I have a type.
324
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,364
What the H is this place?
325
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,372
Whoa.
326
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,415
Daisy.
327
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,629
Whoa.
328
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,339
Boobs.
329
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:05,965
We are so lucky
330
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,259
to have the author
of this month's book,
331
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,345
Rosemary's Revenge.
332
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:11,471
Hi, Pat.
333
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,306
Hi, Robyn.
334
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,766
- And ladies.
- Mm-hmm.
335
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,393
Okay, so who's gonna be first?
336
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,562
Mrs. Stephen Edwards.
337
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:22,899
Well, I loved page four.
338
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,444
Page four was great,
339
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,322
but page 13
really hit the spot.
340
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,866
Did anyone actually read
the book?
341
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,953
I read it.
342
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,579
And then I read it again.
343
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,164
Oh, good.
344
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,625
And again.
345
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,544
And I fucking loved it.
346
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,587
Oh, thank you,
Principal Woodcock,
347
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,715
for your passionate endorsement.
348
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:49,300
No, thank you.
349
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,345
Yeah, put this
directly in my veins.
350
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,305
So visceral.
351
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,307
It's like you were inside me.
352
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,351
Okay, why don't you
settle down, Sandy?
353
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,896
Why don't you fuck off, Robyn?
354
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:04,023
I didn't jump up your asshole
when you lost your dick
355
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,735
to that book about
the singing crawfish last year!
356
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,903
- Oh.
- Okay, wine break.
357
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,489
- Oh, yay.
- Yeah.
358
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,742
I really am a big--
huge fan of yours.
359
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,994
- I can tell.
- Okay.
360
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,704
I'm so sorry.
361
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,414
I mean,
she actually reads the book.
362
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,083
Okay, I just--I need
a quick picture for my editor,
363
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,918
and I've got to get out--
I don't feel good.
364
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,504
I mean, you have to have
a glass of Chardonnay at least.
365
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:29,215
- It's a book club.
- Yeah, I'm not drinking.
366
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,341
- Sushi?
- No.
367
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:31,509
- Soft cheese?
- I can't.
368
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:32,844
- Oysters?
- Pass.
369
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:34,137
- Cigarette?
- I wish.
370
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:35,638
- Chardonnay?
- You're on a loop.
371
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,184
The truth is, I am pregnant,
372
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,186
and please,
please don't say anything.
373
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:42,979
Oh, Pat!
374
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,441
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
375
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,818
You have to see Dr. Skapoli.
376
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,236
We all use him.
377
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,946
Oh, Dr. Skapoli?
378
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,491
Oh, yum. I love that man.
379
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,786
You know, I actually trim up
my hoo-ha before I go see him.
380
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,871
Okay, Mrs. Stephen Edwards.
Ugh!
381
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,539
Is someone pregnant?
382
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,667
Pat's pregnant!
383
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,586
- We are so excited for you!
- Congratulations!
384
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,129
- That's amazing!
- Oh, my God.
385
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,672
- You're really glowing!
- We love you!
386
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:12,634
- We'll be there for you.
- You're so beautiful.
387
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,055
Can everyone
just shut the fuck up?
388
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,141
I'm sorry.
389
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,018
I just want a picture.
390
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,521
- Ooh, that's a great idea.
- Oh, that's a great idea.
391
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:27,941
I need to be in the front.
392
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,027
You suck as a parent,
but you are my fucking hero.
393
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,114
I wish I was
that baby inside you.
394
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,616
Okay.
395
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,915
What the fuck?
396
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:49,671
So, uh, what exactly
are you looking for?
397
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:52,841
This, that, vapors...
398
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:55,343
demon-y stuffs.
399
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:56,636
Wait.
400
00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,806
Don't move.
401
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:06,604
Bella.
402
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:07,772
Jerk, you scared me.
403
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,274
- Give me that.
- No, no.
404
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,234
Stop. Ow.
405
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:14,529
Wait. No fair.
406
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,615
Hey.
407
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,742
- What happens here?
- That's up to you.
408
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:23,663
No, I mean this bar.
409
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,164
It feels cold.
410
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,625
Ah, it's probably
the ice and shit, hmm.
411
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,298
Okay.
412
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:34,924
All done.
413
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,677
Don't you have to, like, bless
it or something?
414
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,096
No, I will send this
to the Vatican,
415
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,181
except for this one.
416
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,976
This I keep for good luck.
417
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,644
Shut the fuck up.
418
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,980
Wait. Okay.
419
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,899
I'm gonna take one of you.
420
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,247
I go now.
421
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:09,167
Listen, if you feel
or you see anything weird,
422
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:11,586
you call me, yes?
423
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:12,921
Yes.
424
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,299
Okay.
425
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,855
Ciao, bella.
426
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,277
Oh, God damn,
427
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:37,946
that's a hot exorcist.
428
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:41,032
Huh?
429
00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:43,201
Ugh!
430
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,705
A little stork told me
you're expecting.
431
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:50,208
Wow, that got around quick.
432
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,293
I brought you
some of Leo's things--
433
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,505
Diapers, onesies...
434
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,548
and shoes--never worn.
435
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,258
You kept everything?
436
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:03,179
Well, you can only bury 'em
in one outfit, right?
437
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:04,472
- Yep.
- So...
438
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:06,057
you got a good OB-GYN?
439
00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:08,518
I hear Dr. Skapoli is amazing.
440
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:11,104
Yep, he seems like
the go-to guy in Shining Vale,
441
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,730
but I see Dr. Bellamy
in Manhattan.
442
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:14,399
Bellamy? I never heard of him.
443
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:16,109
You sure
you don't mean Schwartz?
444
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,444
No, it's Dr. Bellamy.
He delivered both my kids.
445
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,154
Well, that's ancient history.
446
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,490
When was the last time
you had your hoo-ha checked?
447
00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,659
I don't know,
but it wasn't that long ago.
448
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,160
Your biscuit
is not my business,
449
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:27,996
but that being said,
450
00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:30,289
I will not leave
until you make an appointment.
451
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,625
Okay, fine.
452
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,838
Hi. Uh, I'd like
to make an appointment
453
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:39,674
with Dr. Bellamy uh, for early
next week, if that's possible.
454
00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:41,884
This is Pat Phelps.
455
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:43,845
What? When?
456
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,391
Okay. Um, yeah, you too.
457
00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:50,268
Thank you.
458
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:51,769
He died seven years ago.
459
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,479
Well, that's great.
It's settled, then.
460
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,982
We'll set you up
with Dr. Skapoli.
461
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:59,694
You know, I got a great feeling
about this baby,
462
00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:02,780
and I've never been wrong.
463
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,240
Except once.
464
00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:06,659
I'm so sorry you're not a mom.
465
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,287
You know, it doesn't seem fair
that someone like me
466
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:12,790
could possibly have a third
and you've never had a shot.
467
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:15,376
One thing I know--
anyone who is as critical
468
00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:18,171
of her maternal skills
as you are is a damn great mom.
469
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,965
Then I must be the best
'cause I am the fucking worst.
470
00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:22,550
Uh-uh.
471
00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:25,094
I love you.
472
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:29,557
Other people, they see me
maybe as some kind of kook.
473
00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:33,102
You let me in,
and that means the world to me.
474
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:36,105
So I'll just give-- Uh...
475
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,857
So...
476
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:41,194
make sure you call Skapoli.
477
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,321
I love you.
478
00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:47,867
That is one kooky bitch.
479
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,119
Come here, baby.
Come here. Ooh.
480
00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:52,080
Why are you so dirty?
481
00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:54,332
- Mom?
- Yeah.
482
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:55,875
I'll--I'll be right there.
483
00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:58,920
Mom!
484
00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:03,382
Pat,
I think I got man tits.
485
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,969
Well, I'm disgusted by it, too.
486
00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:08,763
I got an ass. I--
487
00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:12,308
My features are so soft.
488
00:23:12,475 --> 00:23:14,102
I think
this makes you a lesbian.
489
00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:16,062
Really?
490
00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:18,064
That's supposed to be kind of
in these days, you know?
491
00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:19,607
Ahh.
492
00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:21,442
Oh, God.
493
00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:22,902
Uh, I'm sorry.
494
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,447
What were you saying?
I-I couldn't hear you.
495
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:28,116
Can you open this for me?
496
00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:30,326
I literally lost the gap
between my thigh and my ass.
497
00:23:30,493 --> 00:23:32,245
It's like a big flap.
498
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,789
Oh, my God, Terry.
Just take the testosterone.
499
00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:36,874
Yeah, it was one thing
to do a bunch of coke,
500
00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:38,960
but do I really want
to put a bunch of...
501
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:40,586
weird chemicals in my body?
502
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,088
God damn it.
503
00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:44,298
Well, you're talking
to the wrong person.
504
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:46,634
Maybe I'm too old
to be a dad.
505
00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:51,097
Well, you got the tits
to be a mom.
506
00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:52,849
What the hell, Pat?
507
00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:56,936
God, why don't you just
finish me off with the ax now?
508
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,772
I'm sorry, sweetie.
509
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:03,901
I've just been hearing all week
how old I am.
510
00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:05,236
You can take it.
511
00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,447
You're beautiful.
512
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:11,033
Thank you.
513
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,495
It's just been a lot.
514
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:18,166
Well, guess the good news is at
least we're doing it together.
515
00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:20,418
Hmm.
516
00:24:20,585 --> 00:24:23,171
I'm glad you came back
to die with me.
517
00:24:25,006 --> 00:24:26,716
Yeah, me too.
518
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,052
Abe Bellamy, hmm?
519
00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:31,721
Well, there's a name
from the past.
520
00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:33,139
He delivered both of our kids.
521
00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:34,932
Oh, you know,
he delivered my wife.
522
00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:37,101
All right, so your uterus
523
00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:39,604
has a nice, beautiful
thick lining,
524
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:41,689
so I think you've got
a pretty good chance
525
00:24:41,856 --> 00:24:43,983
- at seeing this through.
- Through what? A jar?
526
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,860
Um, I've seen
older pregnancies.
527
00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:48,571
In humans?
528
00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:51,532
No, but, you know,
getting pregnant at your age,
529
00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:53,367
that's the hard part, right?
530
00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:55,870
You have got a good shot
at a healthy baby.
531
00:24:56,037 --> 00:24:57,788
Aw.
532
00:24:57,955 --> 00:25:00,458
So you're saying I'm--I'm just
gonna have a normal pregnancy?
533
00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:02,168
Well, it would be
a geriatric pregnancy.
534
00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:03,878
- Forgive the term.
- I wasn't offended
535
00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:06,255
when I had my first geriatric
pregnancy 18 years ago.
536
00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:08,007
Oh, okay, so then you know
that we just need
537
00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,509
to take a little bit
of extra care--that's all.
538
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:12,845
Okay, so do you guys
want a picture?
539
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,513
Yeah, sure.
540
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,224
- Oh.
- No, no, no, honey.
541
00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:17,642
He means of the baby.
542
00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:19,727
Yeah.
543
00:25:19,894 --> 00:25:22,104
Huh.
544
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:23,773
That's weird.
545
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:27,026
Must be a loose cable.
Let me just, uh, check it.
546
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,653
Oh, and there is
one more thing.
547
00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:30,363
Given your mental-health history,
548
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,157
there is a teeny, tiny risk
of pregnancy psychosis.
549
00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:35,451
Now, we think it has to do
with increased hormone levels,
550
00:25:35,618 --> 00:25:38,246
but, really, it's amazing
how much we don't even know.
551
00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:40,331
Anyway, the symptoms
include hallucinations,
552
00:25:40,498 --> 00:25:42,333
delusions, mood swings,
and depression.
553
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,961
Again, it affects such an
itsy-bitsy percentage of women.
554
00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:47,213
I am just ethically obligated
to mention it.
555
00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:49,006
Amazing.
556
00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:52,176
Here, meet your new baby.
557
00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:55,846
Aw, look at that.
558
00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:57,431
- A little--a little ba--oh, no.
- No.
559
00:25:57,598 --> 00:25:58,641
Yeah.
560
00:25:58,808 --> 00:26:00,768
Hey...
561
00:26:00,935 --> 00:26:02,603
baby.
562
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,856
Oh, God.
563
00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:08,526
- God!
- Ah, you're such a baby!
564
00:26:08,693 --> 00:26:10,987
- God!
- It's just a testosterone shot.
565
00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:14,282
I think I already feel it.
566
00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:17,535
Look at this.
567
00:26:17,702 --> 00:26:19,078
You'd tell me
if I get too jacked, right?
568
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:20,788
I promise.
569
00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:22,581
Or if my balls shrink?
That's a real thing.
570
00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:25,084
Honey, I honestly
don't have the bandwidth
571
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,461
to talk about your balls today.
572
00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:29,380
What's wrong with you?
573
00:26:29,547 --> 00:26:32,300
I don't know.
I'm just thinking, um...
574
00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:36,846
What if I pass my crazy on
to the baby?
575
00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:41,183
You're gonna pass
so many amazing things on
576
00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:43,269
to this little baby,
577
00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:46,480
and if one
of them's crazy, then...
578
00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:48,899
they'll fix it...
579
00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:51,152
just like they fixed you.
580
00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:53,487
I'm gonna take a shower.
581
00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:56,032
You think I should take a
before picture of my testicles?
582
00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:57,283
Yeah, I do.
583
00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:59,535
Okay, I will.
584
00:26:59,702 --> 00:27:01,329
Oh, God.
585
00:27:13,049 --> 00:27:16,385
You're gonna be okay.
586
00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:17,720
You're gonna be fine.
587
00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:21,098
Oh, come on.
588
00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:23,309
Mom?
589
00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:25,603
Jake?
590
00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:28,356
- Where are you?
- In the wall!
591
00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:31,400
Which wall?
592
00:27:33,903 --> 00:27:35,946
I think I'm downstairs.
593
00:27:38,449 --> 00:27:39,492
Jake?
594
00:27:41,369 --> 00:27:43,746
Jake?
595
00:27:43,913 --> 00:27:45,581
I'm here!
596
00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:50,044
Jake.
597
00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:52,046
Don't stop banging!
598
00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:57,968
Don't stop banging!
599
00:28:04,225 --> 00:28:07,937
Why did you stop banging?
600
00:28:08,104 --> 00:28:09,480
Jake?
601
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:22,868
Oh, hey, Mom.
602
00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:25,037
Oh, my baby.
603
00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:28,290
Oh, my God, you are a mess.
604
00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:30,543
How long
have you been in there?
605
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:34,213
Uh, only, like, four hours
and, uh, three days.
606
00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:38,217
Oh, my God.
607
00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:40,636
I am so sorry.
608
00:28:40,803 --> 00:28:42,221
Oh, God.
609
00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:45,099
I promise you...
610
00:28:45,266 --> 00:28:47,184
I'm gonna be a better mom.
611
00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:49,103
I am. I'm gonna be better.
612
00:28:49,270 --> 00:28:51,147
- Okay.
- Okay.
613
00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:53,649
Go shower.
614
00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:55,192
- Oh, my God.
- Oh.
615
00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:56,777
Can I tell you
about what I found in there?
616
00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:58,863
Spoiler alert--
it's old-timey boobs and candy.
617
00:28:59,029 --> 00:29:00,948
Okay, let's go.
618
00:29:01,115 --> 00:29:03,159
Oh, babe.
619
00:29:03,325 --> 00:29:05,035
Uh...
620
00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:24,763
Stay away!
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