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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,236 --> 00:00:05,331 -Bobby looks pretty good in that uniform. -Yup. 2 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:06,565 Yup. 3 00:00:06,773 --> 00:00:07,934 [Boomhauer mumbling in agreement] 4 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:10,939 Think the Cougars have a chance this year? 5 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:12,541 -No. -Nope. 6 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:19,910 [Theme song] 7 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,309 [Suspenseful instrumental music] 8 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:49,879 [Shushing] 9 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:51,314 BOBBY: You guys. 10 00:00:57,691 --> 00:00:58,715 DALE: Paint. 11 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:03,159 Boys, the Welton Wolves have already put their mark on this bridge. 12 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:07,958 Now, what does a Cougar do when a Wolf comes into his neck of the woods? 13 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,763 Beats him in football? 14 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:12,532 Yeah, that's where I was gonna end up, Bobby. 15 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:16,337 Now, you Cougars can't be winners until you act like winners. 16 00:01:16,543 --> 00:01:18,534 And winners paint bridges. 17 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:21,509 Here you go, winner. 18 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,283 [Sighs] 19 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:33,192 Boys, the important thing to remember is you're from Arlen... 20 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:35,591 and Arlen once had a great team. 21 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:38,225 We were behind by two... 22 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:42,565 but luckily we had the finest strategist ever to come out of Heimlich County: 23 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:44,296 Coach Whitey Sours. 24 00:01:44,404 --> 00:01:47,499 Now, how we gonna win State if we don't get to State? 25 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,906 Now go out there and get me to State. 26 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:51,774 You get us to State and I guarantee... 27 00:01:51,878 --> 00:01:55,178 I'll kiss each and every one of you little pansies right on the mouth. 28 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:56,511 Let's go! 29 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:58,014 [Shouting] 30 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,449 [Audience cheering] 31 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:01,248 Down, dang old set. 32 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:04,220 Hut, go, then like a dang old blitz, man. 33 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:05,621 Change plans, hand off to Hank. 34 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:08,821 Come around, fake, reverse, run down, come around, hike! 35 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:18,396 [Audience cheering] 36 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:23,570 [Peggy hooting] 37 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:29,111 We did it! 38 00:02:29,216 --> 00:02:31,583 We're going to State! 39 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,120 [Dale hooting] 40 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,888 Damn, that man could coach. 41 00:02:45,065 --> 00:02:47,762 -How romantic! -What? 42 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:51,198 That Mom was there and she saw you make that play. 43 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,371 And then right after the game... 44 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:57,603 she canceled her date with that guy who ended up building all those airports. 45 00:02:57,711 --> 00:02:59,873 Just paint the dang bridge. 46 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,150 [Whistle blowing] 47 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:07,115 HANK: Yeah. Good play. Way to go! 48 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:10,716 [Humming] 49 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:15,626 We need to blitz more. I haven't done my sack dance all day. 50 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:20,428 Settle down. That's the kind of attitude that drove Mark Gastineau into boxing. 51 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:24,536 Do not just stand there scratching, Coach Maxwell. 52 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,732 You are not gonna find a good play up there. 53 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,740 Maxwell, you suck! 54 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:32,306 Wendy, honey, that is over the line. 55 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:35,438 You need specific criticism, not just generalities. 56 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:39,577 -Maxwell, your plays suck! -Much better. 57 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:45,324 Wingo interception, Joseph! 58 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:46,787 [Dale laughing] 59 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:51,363 That's our boy, a real all-American... 60 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:53,763 Arlen"s native son. 61 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:55,997 LUCAS: Heads up! 62 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:57,070 [Bill moaning] 63 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:01,468 Sorry, the ball got away there. 64 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,942 Coach Coleman Lucas, The Wind. 65 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:10,707 Excuse me, could you face the other away or something when you do that? 66 00:04:10,817 --> 00:04:14,651 We got a real sport going on here. It's called football. 67 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:18,350 Actually, in the rest of the world, soccer is called football. 68 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:23,225 You should try it. Soccer, or football, is excellent physical conditioning. 69 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:26,231 What's the point? Anyone can kick the ball under the goal. 70 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:29,633 No. Not if the goalie has anything to say about it. 71 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:33,468 He tries to stop them. But don't worry, it's all in good fun. 72 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,274 [Players shouting] 73 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:40,474 Two minutes? Oh, my God, we could win this thing. 74 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:43,880 All right, two minutes. Who hasn't played yet? 75 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:46,078 Bobby Hill. Get in there. 76 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:49,584 Coach, you can't put me in now. We can win this. 77 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:52,488 -Hank, he's putting your boy in. -I'm onit. 78 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:54,558 It's just bad strategy. 79 00:04:55,328 --> 00:04:58,559 Coach, Bobby's been cheering awfully hard today... 80 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:01,327 and I'm afraid he might have worn himself out already. 81 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:04,495 You know I like to play every player at least two minutes a game. 82 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:07,437 Can't you just let him play four minutes next game? 83 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,532 Bobby, mittens, honey! 84 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:12,270 [Audience applauding] 85 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:19,350 "Do not put Bobby in... 86 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:22,888 "if outcome of the game... 87 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:25,424 �can be affected... 88 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:28,486 "in any way." There. 89 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:31,926 Coach Maxwell, I and some of the parents-- 90 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:34,467 -You suck. -Now hold on. 91 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,969 What we have here are some suggestions-- 92 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:39,266 No, Dale's right. He does suck. 93 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:42,137 You're not being paid to screw up. 94 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,233 I'm not being paid at all. 95 00:05:44,444 --> 00:05:48,381 In fact, I still haven't been reimbursed for last week's pizzas. 96 00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:52,776 And if you guys aren't too busy, could you please just go to hell? 97 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:57,585 Dale, what did you do with last week's pizza money? 98 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,848 I bought a hat. 99 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:05,788 You know who would've won that game? 100 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:08,060 -Coach Sours. -Yeah. 101 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:11,162 And you know who would've not played Bobby? 102 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:14,638 -Coach Sours. -Coach Sours, man. 103 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:18,177 And you know who we should get to coach Bobby's team? 104 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:19,439 Coach Sours. 105 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:22,311 That's a Gribble of an idea, Bill. 106 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:23,382 All right! 107 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:25,311 Look what I did! 108 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:31,148 If those are tight in the toes, I'll get you a half size bigger. 109 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:32,589 HANK: Coach Sours? 110 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:35,722 Hill. Finally got a haircut. 111 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,859 -You noticed. -Boomhauer. How're your folks? 112 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:42,799 Man, they're doing fine, down in old, down old Florida... 113 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,372 lottery winner, man. Just no problems, man. 114 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:46,906 Sorry to hear that. 115 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:50,534 Gribble, no one's killed you yet. 116 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:56,176 Dauterive, my God, man. What happened? 117 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:58,308 It's a long story. You remember-- 118 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,012 Coach, we came by to see you... 119 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:05,047 because you're the best coach Arlen has ever seen. 120 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:08,685 How would you like to coach again for my son's football team? 121 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:10,895 [Dramatic instrumental music] 122 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:12,362 Coach again? 123 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,234 [Grunts] 124 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:17,997 I quit. 125 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,470 It's not really a paying job. 126 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:25,669 SOURS: Thank you, sir. 127 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:30,880 I don't know what I'm doing in this bed. I'm not gonna sleep tonight. 128 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:34,579 -Hank Hill, you devil-- -I am so excited... 129 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:37,988 that Bobby's gonna have the Coach Sours experience. 130 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:41,694 I only hope working at the mall hasn't knocked the fight out of him. 131 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:45,060 I don't know, honey. That man could be a tough taskmaster. 132 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:49,466 Let's not forget that you used to call him Sour Coach Sours. Remember? 133 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:51,731 Yeah. Boy. 134 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:56,338 We came up with that one at a Fellowship of Christian Athletes picnic. 135 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,543 Sour Coach Sours. 136 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:01,513 We were good kids, though. 137 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:06,076 He's a real high school football coach. 138 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:09,212 He's tough as nails, but you're gonna love him. 139 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:13,091 Fellas, my name is Coach Sours... 140 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:16,820 and I took Arlen High to State in 1974. 141 00:08:16,963 --> 00:08:18,294 Wow! 142 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:22,198 Up to now, you men have been losing. But now you're gonna be winning. 143 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:27,238 'Cause I'll ride you little Dainty Joes so hard, you'll wish you were all dead. 144 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:31,299 I'm gonna chew you up, spit you out, take a big dump on top of that... 145 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:33,539 and then I'm gonna get tough. 146 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:34,670 [Whistling] 147 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:37,614 Let's round them up! 148 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:39,678 Pretty impressive? 149 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:43,553 Okay, you kids have fun. 150 00:08:43,656 --> 00:08:45,055 [Dramatic instrumental music] 151 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:47,024 Eat mud. I said eat it. 152 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:51,129 Coach, I think I swallowed too much mud. 153 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:52,528 Take a salt tablet. 154 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,393 [Moaning] 155 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:57,136 I'm walking in biscuit dough. 156 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:59,001 Memorize it. 157 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:03,609 [Panting] 158 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,712 That looks like fun. 159 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,350 TEAM MEMBER: Coach, I'm bleeding. SOURS: Salt tablet. 160 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:16,719 You call that a pass? 161 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:20,521 Give me that ball, or I'll slice your guts out, hippie. Run! 162 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:27,630 LUCAS: One jumping jack, two jumping jacks. Full extension. 163 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:28,929 Very nice. 164 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,897 SOURS: Any more of you ladies wanna join him? 165 00:09:33,873 --> 00:09:35,238 Anyone else? 166 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:39,908 Any more? All right, that's enough. 167 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,080 [Grunting] 168 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:44,446 Butterball, drag the body back. 169 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:50,616 What's that on your upper arm there? Is that a muscle? 170 00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:54,717 No, that's a lump from when I got hit by a football. 171 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:58,987 You know, Dad, the kids playing soccer don't have any lumps or bruises. 172 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:02,091 And Coach Lucas gives them oranges at halftime. 173 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:05,998 HANK: Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this... 174 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,803 but I would be a bad parent if I didn't. 175 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:12,112 Soccer was invented by European ladies... 176 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:15,614 to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking. 177 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:19,812 Why do you have to hate what you don't understand? 178 00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:23,082 -I don't hate you, Bobby. -I meant soccer. 179 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,151 Yeah, I hate soccer, yes. 180 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:31,792 SOURS: Well, there you are, Hill. Now, where's Butterball? 181 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:34,063 Butterball? 182 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:36,930 Hey, Dad. 183 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,628 Hey there, Bobby. 184 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:42,640 Are you planning on loosening up our football team... 185 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:46,770 with some comedy soccer skits or something? 186 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,781 LUCAS: Bobby Hill, time for step-kick drills. 187 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,516 Sorry, Dad. 188 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,484 Breaks your heart, doesn't it? 189 00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:59,953 Take a salt tablet. 190 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:07,494 Just when Coach Sours was fixing to get those kids a victory... 191 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,570 Bobby leaves sports and joins a soccer team. 192 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,968 -Did Joseph leave, too? -No. 193 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:14,729 The team will survive, Hank. 194 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:18,368 Yeah, it's a terrible blow to morale, of course, but... 195 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:21,607 PEGGY: Hank, honey, I'm taking Bobby to soccer practice. 196 00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:24,807 You going to soccer practice dressed like that? 197 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,519 No, Peggy Hill. Get real. You borrow my nice sweater. 198 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:31,022 Thank you, Minh, but it's not that cold out. 199 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:34,116 Believe me, it's freezing cold if you not take sweater. 200 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:37,686 In that case, I have a perfectly good flannel over shirt. 201 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,330 Okay, you know better. 202 00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:48,004 Way to go, The Wind! Way to kick that ball down field! 203 00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:51,466 [Sighing] 204 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,512 Thanks for the latte, Allie. 205 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:54,580 Peggy... 206 00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,815 What a pretty over shirt. 207 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,915 Thank you, and what a pretty sweater... 208 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,618 you're all wearing. 209 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:08,650 SOURS: Well, well... 210 00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:12,527 What've we got here? A soccer mommy. 211 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:17,495 Look, Coach, I just want to apologize for Bobby quitting on you like that. 212 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:20,733 I know you spent a lot of money xeroxing these play books. 213 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,172 It's the collating. That's where they screw you. 214 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,836 If you feel bad for the way Butterball screwed me... 215 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:28,346 you can be my assistant football coach. 216 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:31,975 I don't know. With Bobby not on the team, it might make him feel-- 217 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,986 Okay, Louisa Mae, go play your ballerina ball. 218 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,580 Just leave your penis in the bucket. 219 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:38,782 [Hank stuttering] 220 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:42,460 - I guess I could find a little time-- -Memorize it. 221 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:48,434 HANK: I tell you, Peggy, the football team might go all the way this year. 222 00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:51,936 I sure am sorry you're not gonna be a part of that, Bobby. 223 00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:56,032 -Although you could be. -I can't. The soccer team needs me. 224 00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,338 I'm one of the nine co-captains. 225 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:02,938 I think your father would like to do something you both like to do together. 226 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,307 [Clearing throat] Movie. 227 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,181 Maybe you two could see a movie together. 228 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,517 Sure, a movie. Why don't you set it up through Mom? 229 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:13,988 I'm a little tight. I gotta go stretch my hams. 230 00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:18,530 Cashmere sweater with pearl buttons. Now they like you. 231 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:20,690 It's just a sweater. 232 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,964 If the other mothers do not like me for the wit and wisdom that is Peggy Hill... 233 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:28,564 -then I want nothing to do with them. -You not get it. 234 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:32,643 You soccer mom now. If you not fit in, then Bobby not fit in. 235 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:36,375 -That boy have enough problem. -How do you know so much about this? 236 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:40,646 Connie play AYSO in Orange County. That the birthplace of soccer moms. 237 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,412 I start the whole sweater thing. That's mine. 238 00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:44,982 [Whistle blowing] 239 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,186 LUCAS: Tie game. Everyone's a winner. 240 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:54,557 HANK: I was thinking of bringing Bobby to watch the Wolves' rematch... 241 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,432 -you know, just as my guest. -Who, Butterball? 242 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,266 Butterball is dead to me. 243 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:00,464 [Cheering] 244 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,631 LUCAS: Goal! 245 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,237 Scoop of vanilla for everyone. 246 00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:09,507 Dad, we won a game without having to beat anyone... 247 00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:13,051 and then we practiced high kicks. Watch. 248 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,151 [Hooting] 249 00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:16,915 Bobby's our best high-kicker. 250 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:20,254 Careful. Don't let the Rockettes find out about him. 251 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,623 The Rockettes? Me? 252 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,923 "Codes of conduct: 253 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,691 "Cheer all good plays. 254 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:30,326 "Respect every player as if he/she were on your team.� 255 00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:33,565 What is this "he/she"? Some kind of a science fiction deal or-- 256 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:36,074 You don't get it, do you? We're their coaches... 257 00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:40,578 but we're the ones who are learning. And these kids are pretty good teachers. 258 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,907 All we have to do is listen. 259 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,516 [Groaning] 260 00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:48,211 Now let's get going, gang. We can't be late for our clean-up project. 261 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:51,256 Wait a minute, Bobby. I'm sorry, Lucas. 262 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:54,993 I thought I'd take my boy to see that new space movie. 263 00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:57,789 I hear it's got special effects. 264 00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:59,758 Sorry, Dad. Gotta go. 265 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:03,962 The one who collects the most litter gets to play goalie next game. 266 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,070 [Sighing] 267 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,000 The space movie with Julia Louis-Dreyfus? 268 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:16,171 [Sighing] 269 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,912 You know what this team needs? 270 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:25,082 Tradition, rivalry. We could go and paint the bridge. 271 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:28,456 Great idea, Robert. We'll cover up all that divisive graffiti. 272 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:32,327 But my dad's rematch against the Wolves isn't until tomorrow. 273 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,490 The Wolves haven't even seen it yet. 274 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,763 And if we all work together as a team, they never will. 275 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:41,670 LUCAS: This is one time when The Wind use their hands. 276 00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:47,804 JOSEPH: Coach Sours, I think there's something wrong with my helmet. 277 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:50,713 Then get over there and do the helmet test. 278 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:53,445 Put on the helmet and run into that brick wall. 279 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:57,385 Yeah, right. And end up with headaches like my mom? 280 00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:01,183 SOURS: You're going the wrong way! Put your helmet back on! 281 00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,897 All right, you big baby. I'll do it. 282 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:06,231 [Grunting] 283 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:07,925 [Screaming] 284 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,134 [Groaning] 285 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,296 What the... 286 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:16,308 SOURS: You little pantywads think you're ready to play the Wolves again? 287 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,571 The Wolves eat razor blades for breakfast. 288 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,306 Run, you bunch of pudgy-butted softies. 289 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,143 Run with your fancy sneakers... 290 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:26,549 with pumps, valves, and lights on the back that can set off a seizure. 291 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,744 But what do you care? 292 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:31,916 I ran around the world in a pair of Chuck Taylors for the love of Pete! 293 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,259 What in God's name is going on here? 294 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,395 Damn it. I never did like you, Hill. 295 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,526 You were a know-it-all and a do-gooder. 296 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:47,573 Then your teeny, tiny weak little girlie ankle bone snapped in the finals... 297 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,665 -and you lost me State! -I lost you State? 298 00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,540 I'm the one who got you to State. 299 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:55,512 I wish I'd never dragged you out of that shoe store. 300 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:59,313 -Are we done yet? -Why, you precious little candy-ass. 301 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,154 [Car starting] 302 00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:12,560 BOY: I think you hurt him. Hit him again to make sure. 303 00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,927 What do we do, Assistant Coach Hill? 304 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,335 We're playing the Wolves on Saturday, and we don't have Joseph... 305 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:20,428 or your kid. 306 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,406 Haven't you kids ever seen Rudy... 307 00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:25,944 a little fireplug of a never-say-quit at Notre Dame? 308 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:29,140 He died of cancer after the big game, I think. 309 00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:31,982 All right, hands in the middle. 310 00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,143 "God bless America"� on three. 311 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:37,253 One, two, three. 312 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:41,790 God bless America! 313 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,055 Yeah, I wish you had a woman, too, Bill. 314 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:47,132 [Call waiting beeps] 315 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,223 Hold on. 316 00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:50,962 HANK: Hill residence. LUCAS: Hank, Coleman Lucas. 317 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:54,103 I need your fax number so / can fax Bobby's soccer diet. 318 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:57,335 We don't have a fax or a fax number. 319 00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:01,309 LUCAS: Just give me your e-mail address and I'll attach it. 320 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:06,011 It's football is great soccer is dumb.com. Goodbye. 321 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:09,750 [Humming] 322 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:11,890 [Sniffing] 323 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,888 [Fat Albert voice] Hey, hey, hey! 324 00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,486 [Chuckling] 325 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:24,426 Peggy. that's a lovely sweater. 326 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:28,235 You see, you don't have to look dumpy at a soccer match. 327 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,740 Which one's your son? 328 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:33,073 My husband, Henry, is bringing him in the truck. 329 00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:34,446 [Stuttering] 330 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:38,448 You mean a sports utility vehicle, not a pickup truck. 331 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:41,778 Well, yes. It's red. 332 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,591 Beat those Wolves, Dad. 333 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,920 Sure, and you have a good soccer game. 334 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:54,728 Beat those Fluffy Puffs or whatever. 335 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,929 Dad, they're called the Puff 'N' Stuffs. 336 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:02,203 LUCAS: Good. Stretch, extend. 337 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,471 I know it's bigger than the other SUVs, but it makes me feel safe. 338 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:09,742 I mean, if I have an accident in that thing, I'm going to live. 339 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,681 I am here for my son. I am here for my son. 340 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:14,549 For me, it's all about convenience. 341 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,885 Mine's got everything from headlight wipers to heated seats. 342 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,458 PEGGY: That is a must, isn't it? 343 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:22,289 You know, my butt is always either warmed by my car seat... 344 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:23,863 or covered by my sweater. 345 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:27,991 I have to keep it at optimum temperature, or I could die from mild discomfort. 346 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,261 [Nervous laughter] 347 00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:30,631 [Fake laughter] 348 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,168 And you know what else would just make me die? 349 00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:36,606 If by mistake I paid so much attention to my child's game... 350 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:40,577 that I maybe raised my voice. I would just die, I would! 351 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,580 Or if I got stuck with a bunch of losers... 352 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:46,084 who couldn't recognize a dead-on perfect Fat Albert impression. 353 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,086 I would just die a thousand deaths. 354 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:52,922 You know what? I have got a football game to watch. 355 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,760 That would be Minh's. 356 00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,263 [All cheering] 357 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,061 Go, Joseph! 358 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,702 Slow down, Joseph. We've already got the tie. 359 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,107 We don't have to hurt anyone's feelings. 360 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,942 Why don't we just give them the dang ball? 361 00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:16,842 [Children cheering] 362 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,009 [Whistle blowing] 363 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,472 Screw it. 364 00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:47,978 No hands! You're not the goalie. 365 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,050 BOBBY: Come on, y'all. We were all Cougars once. 366 00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:53,379 We're getting our butts kicked over there. 367 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:57,889 I, for one, have had enough of this dang lawyer-ball. Haven't you? 368 00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:04,057 [Players hollering] 369 00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,291 [Whistle blowing] 370 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,796 BOBBY: Coach, I'm here if you need me. 371 00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:14,662 Bobby? 372 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,675 I'd rather be on a losing football team... 373 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,508 than a winning soccer team any day. 374 00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:24,605 -All right, son. You're back. -And I brought Joseph with me. 375 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,885 All right, Bobby. Way to go, son. 376 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:32,191 Get in there. Split right, button hook on two. 377 00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:36,687 That was good strategy bringing Joseph back, Bobby. 378 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:40,232 Stick with it, and you could make a good coach someday. 379 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,168 I'd still wanna wear my uniform. 380 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,134 Yeah, okay. 381 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,137 And a cape. 382 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:03,455 [Hooting] 383 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:07,854 All right. Go, Cougars! Kick some Wolf tail! 384 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:09,495 Well, well, well. 385 00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:12,064 Peggy Hill coming back to football. 386 00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,064 Wendy... 387 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,327 Toss me a beer. 388 00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:22,267 [Opens can] 389 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:26,077 [Belching] 390 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,140 SOURS: Take a salt tablet. 391 00:22:29,190 --> 00:22:33,740 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30268

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