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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, get 'em, Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, get 'em, Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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Summon them, MADcat.
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Summon all my MAD agents!
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Now!
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Give me that!
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All MAD-hands on deck!
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All MAD Agents to my boudoir...
master control room...
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...now!
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MAD Agent Talon, reporting for evil duty.
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MADcat, did I accidentally summon
all my ineffective nephews,
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or did I summon all my MAD agents?
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Um, they've all been arrested by Gadget
and thrown into jail. Remember?
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Curse you, Gadget!
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You've dwindled my evil roster
down to the dregs.
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That means you, Talon.
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If only Gadget were in jail,
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then he wouldn't be able
to put anyone else there.
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That's it!
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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We give up evil and open a bistro
that specializes in cat meat?
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No, you fool!
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We're going to frame Gadget
for the world's greatest crime.
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Shoplifting!
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I love Sundae-Wednesdays.
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Because who doesn't love
making sundaes on Wednesdays?
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Go, go, Gadget, ingredient grabbers.
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Oopsie! Almost forgot the
super-ultra-mega-top secret ingredients:
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cabbage and mackerel paste.
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Penny, grab the paste,
I'll get the cabbage.
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Go, go, Gadget, grabbers.
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Mackerel paste?
I really hope that's not a thing.
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Thanks for failing me again, hope.
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Excuse me!
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No shirts, no shoes,
no particle platforms, no service.
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But I am wearing shoes and a shirt,
and I used a particle platform.
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So we're good, right?
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I said noparticle platforms!
Follow the rules, ma'am!
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I am so sorry. I always follow the rules.
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I even gave myself a nickname:
Penny Rule Follower.
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But I'd call her Penny Drool Follower.
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Huh?
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Too round. Not round enough.
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Perfectly round, but not green enough.
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Perfectly round and green,
but I don't like its attitude.
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From chocolate bars to behind bars.
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All the ingredients
are completely paid for.
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Let's make some sundaes!
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Shoplifter!
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Shoplifting?
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That's the world's greatest crime.
Let's find this fiend.
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It's him! He's the shoplifter!
He's stolen a chocolate bar!
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White chocolate?
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He's not a criminal, he's a monster!
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Gadget, it pains me to say this,
but you're under arrest.
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I'm sorry, but my hands are tied.
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Actually, they're stuck in pickle jars.
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HQ has received an anonymous tip
that some diabolical delinquent
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is committing the world's
greatest crime: shoplifting.
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Your mission:
find the thief and escort them
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to the highest security prison there is:
Alcatraz!
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Never in a million years
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would I have thought
it would be you, Gadget.
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This message, like your career,
will self-destruct.
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But Uncle Gadget
would never break the rules.
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We've got to get to the bottom of this.
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I read you loud and clear, Chief.
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You're sending me to prison
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undercover as a criminal
to teach these toughs a lesson.
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You can count on me.
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I'll go to jail and be the toughest tough.
Go, go, Gadget, self-arresters.
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Lead me away, me!
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That still hurts
less than arresting Gadget.
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Howdy. I'm Inspector Inmate
Criminal Meanie Gadget,
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and I'm a real bad boy.
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I even come to a full stop
at green lights.
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Don't talk at me, fresh meat!
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I'm Warden McSupercool,
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and you're gonna obey my rules
while you're in the big house!
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Open the cell!
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Give Inspector Inmate
a warm welcome, boys.
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How delightful! I love warm welcomes.
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- Will there be a tour, too?
- Yeah, and it'll be very hands on.
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Uncle Gadget would never commit a crime.
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The only time he's ever shoplifted
was that mission
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where he literally lifted a shop,
and hurled it at the MAD plane.
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There must be a way
we can prove his innocence.
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I wish there was something
I could do, Penny.
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But the law is the law, rules are rules,
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and my hands
are still stuck in pickle jars.
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Seriously,
I'm in quite the pickle.
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Brain, I think we should break
Uncle Gadget out.
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I know it's against the rules,
and I don't break rules,
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but the rules are already broken,
so breaking broken rules
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is really like putting them
back together, right?
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- So, you think you're a tough guy?
- The toughest.
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I've never even sent a thank you card
in response to a thank you card.
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That's how tough I am.
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Go, go, Gadget, big meanie frown.
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Inmate Gadget!
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Do I have to put you in solitary?
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Yes, please. I love playing solitary.
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But I'd love it even more
if we could play it together.
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Hear that, inmates?
Time to hit the floor for exercise.
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Exercise? That's the healthiest way
to turn into even more of a tough guy.
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Go, go, Gadget,
heaviest weight I've got to exercise with.
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Hmm.
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Brain, there's a not-so-secret-anymore
access door straight ahead.
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Mm-hm.
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No entry?
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Opening it would be
breaking another rule.
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I know. We have to break rules
to save Uncle Gadget.
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And it's not like anyone will ever know.
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We have intruders! Get them!
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Uh, Warden McSupercool,
we have an intruder in Cell Block A.
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Oh, Penny, breaking in is my thing.
Too bad you won't be breaking out.
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Hey, friends! Who wants to spot me?
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Go, go, Gadget, muscle stretchers.
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Please stop!
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Please!
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You said please. That's very un-tough guy.
I'm secretly very proud of you.
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Oh.
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If being a real tough guy
has taught me anything,
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it's that big meanies like us
like to crash things,
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like parties.
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Go, go, Gadget, jailhouse party.
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Yeah!
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Whoa. You're the toughest tough
I ever seen, man.
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- You're the boss.
- You said it.
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This party is a riot.
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Riot?
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You heard the boss! Let's riot!
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Stop in the name of the law!
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Huh?
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Sorry, Brain, I'm just not a rule breaker.
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Breaking into jail?
Evading officers of the law?
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Who do you think you are, Pen,
a crummy version of me?
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Talon?
The only crummy version of you is you!
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I knew Uncle Gadget was framed.
At least you're in jail where you belong.
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I just have to get you
on the right side of the bars.
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Yeah, well, too bad
you're on the wrong side of the law!
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Take 'em down, boys!
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Wow, Pen,
I never thought I'd ever get to say this,
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but, as an Officer of the Law,
you're under arrest for rule-breaking.
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- You won't get away with this.
- Ha! If only I had a camera,
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I'd take a picture of your face
and frame it,
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just like I framed Inspector Gadget.
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What was that?
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Did all your rule breaking
break your weirdly shaped ears?
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I said, I framed Inspector Gadget.
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I said, I framed Inspector Gadget.
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I framed Inspector Gadget.
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Hey! No fair! Time for Bad Warden.
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Penny? Brain?
Are you here for visiting hours?
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Oh! That would melt the heart
of even the toughest of tough guys.
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Go, go, Gadget, family reunion.
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Hey! Freedom!
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Yay!
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Gadget, I'm so sorry
for thinking you shoplifted.
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- Can you ever forgive me?
- Nothing to forgive, Chief.
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You sent me here
to teach the toughs a lesson,
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and I taught them
the toughest lesson of all: friendship!
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You know, I already miss those guys.
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I should round them up,
so we can all be in the same place again.
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Go, go, Gadget, new friend collectors.
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Wowzers!
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So, I guess
everything worked out in the end?
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Not exactly, young lady.
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You disobeyed my orders,
broke into a federal penitentiary,
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resisted arrest, and broke a lot of rules.
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As punishment, you've got to help me
get these pickle jars off my hands.
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I'll just show myself back in.
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Whoa!
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Well, I guess today wasn't a total loss.
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It's rewarding to see Talon behind bars.
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I guess it's just you and me now, MADcat.
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Next crime, Gadget! Next crime!
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Hey, Chief!
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Gadget!
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W-What...?
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I don't have a mission for you today.
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Ah, but I have a mission for you.
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Brain, that's your cue, silly-willy.
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After years of careful observation,
I, the world's greatest Inspector,
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have deduced:
you possibly may likely enjoy food.
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Your mission:
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come over for a home-cooked dinner
you'll never forget.
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That's a mission I'd be happy to accept,
Gadget.
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Just one question, when did you use
my office to record that message?
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Some secrets are best held
close to your chest, Chief.
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Like this ball!
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Guys! I've got all the supplies
for Chief Quimby's surprise.
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And they totally forgot about me.
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Whoopsie! Didn't see you there.
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Join the club.
Ever feel like you're invisible?
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Uh, hmm. Nope!
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Maybe you're one of those people
who has trouble making an impression.
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I wanna say...
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Jenny?
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Very funny, Professor.
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Are you here, Chief? No?
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I'll just have to assume
you're okay with me
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"accidentally" putting
experimental mutagen
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in the coffee machine.
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I love science!
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Remember this date, you two.
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For today's the day
I eliminate Gadget for good.
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Um, not to put too fine a point on it,
but you've been trying to
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"eliminate Gadget for good"
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since before cell phones were a thing.
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Cell phones!
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How did people even butt-dial back then?
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Ah, forget all that!
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Now I have a plan so unforgettable
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it will be seared into the minds
of everyone forever! See?
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I've implanted Gadget with a device
that resets his internal clock,
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making him forget everything
that's happened to him in the last hour.
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So, he'll forget when he beats you?
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Exactly!
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Each time Gadget escapes us,
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we'll reset his memory
to learn his every move,
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then make sure he stops making
those moves permanently!
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Wait a sec, when did you get close enough
to implant something in Gadget's head?
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And who's the brainiac
who didn't take him out
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then and there?
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Cuckoo Clockmaker, right on time!
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I should've known,
it's the butt-dial of people.
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Yeah? Well at least my uncle
didn't have to give me this job.
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Can it! I'm ordering you two to make up,
and take Gadget down!
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Fine. I'll prepare myself for a day
of "well-timed" clock puns.
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Well, we can't all get by
on our ridiculously good looks, can we?
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Wait, did you just compliment
my clock puns with a clock pun?
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00:14:18,999 --> 00:14:22,249
Did you just finally realize
how stupefyingly handsome I am?
245
00:14:22,336 --> 00:14:25,666
Truthfully? I've always been
a little jealous of your hair.
246
00:14:25,756 --> 00:14:29,336
No way! I've always been jealous
of your witty wordplay!
247
00:14:29,427 --> 00:14:32,507
You know,
this team-up might just be...
248
00:14:32,596 --> 00:14:34,056
Making me sick?
249
00:14:37,768 --> 00:14:39,808
Thank you, MADcat.
250
00:14:43,232 --> 00:14:46,942
We've apprehended the ingredients.
Now to make a meal fit for a Chief.
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First course, second course, salad course,
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fish course, golf course,
recourse, discourse,
253
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- and how could we forget in...
- Me!
254
00:14:53,534 --> 00:14:57,664
I only had to run 94 blocks,
but I'm still ready to shop 'til I...
255
00:14:58,372 --> 00:14:59,502
Penny?
256
00:14:59,582 --> 00:15:02,382
I didn't even notice you were gone.
Those free extra-credit
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00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:04,800
hide-and-seek lessons you took
have really paid off!
258
00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:07,971
The shopping's all done,
but you can still...
259
00:15:09,091 --> 00:15:11,681
The grocery store? Perfect!
260
00:15:11,761 --> 00:15:14,811
Time to apprehend the ingredients
and make a meal fit for a Chief!
261
00:15:14,889 --> 00:15:16,489
Go, go, Gadget, grocery list.
262
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,734
I know Uncle Gadget forgot me at HQ,
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00:15:20,811 --> 00:15:23,271
but did he forget
he just went shopping, too?
264
00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:24,645
Mm-hm.
265
00:15:24,732 --> 00:15:28,032
Strange. I'm picking up
an unauthorized transmission signal.
266
00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:30,740
I'll track it to its source
while you stick with Uncle Gadget.
267
00:15:30,821 --> 00:15:32,421
Ready, Brain?
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00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,869
Oh, come on.
269
00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:38,540
I've gotta hand it to you, CC.
270
00:15:38,621 --> 00:15:40,791
You don't mind if I call you CC, do you?
271
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:43,133
Your device is running like clockwork!
272
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:47,379
Well, Tal, your idea to destroy Gadget
in a grocery store
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00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:49,973
is so deliciously evil.
274
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:52,509
Now, which Agent should we send in first?
275
00:15:52,593 --> 00:15:54,193
MADison Bon Trapp?
276
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:57,640
Wow! Same-sies! BFF high five!
277
00:15:57,723 --> 00:15:59,813
Best friends fo'evah!
278
00:16:00,434 --> 00:16:02,034
Ow.
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00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:04,609
Wowzers!
280
00:16:04,688 --> 00:16:07,938
Look at all the things I can put
in my kale to the Chief salad:
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00:16:08,025 --> 00:16:10,645
apples because the Chief's
the apple of my eye,
282
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:12,236
pears because he's pear shaped,
283
00:16:12,321 --> 00:16:14,411
kale because it's in the name
of the salad.
284
00:16:16,867 --> 00:16:20,327
Sorry, Brain, but honeydew melon
has no place in this salad.
285
00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:23,542
It's a garbage fruit for garbage people.
286
00:16:30,047 --> 00:16:31,297
Bad, Brain.
287
00:16:31,382 --> 00:16:34,432
Don't you know how dangerous and hilarious
banana covered floors are?
288
00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:36,640
Go, go, Gadget, slippery banana sign.
289
00:16:38,138 --> 00:16:40,308
There. Now no one will get hurt.
290
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:46,229
I'm gonna say... do over?
291
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,988
Second time's the charm!
292
00:16:51,068 --> 00:16:52,278
You sure about that?
293
00:16:52,361 --> 00:16:55,111
'Cause there's nothing charming
about you two!
294
00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:58,910
That should hold her for an hour or so.
295
00:16:58,993 --> 00:17:01,833
Every gentleman
needs a good Stop Watch.
296
00:17:01,912 --> 00:17:05,422
Oh! It's a thing of beauty, CC.
297
00:17:05,499 --> 00:17:08,589
But that's a thing of ugmo.
298
00:17:08,669 --> 00:17:11,169
That face could stop a clock.
299
00:17:11,255 --> 00:17:13,375
So let's give her a time out.
300
00:17:15,175 --> 00:17:16,045
Perfect!
301
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:19,095
Gadget should be arriving
at the butcher's any minute now.
302
00:17:19,179 --> 00:17:21,639
And he's about to be mincemeat.
303
00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:25,903
Ah, meat, pharaoh of the food pyramid.
304
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:29,478
But which cut, aside from all of them,
would be right for the Chief?
305
00:17:29,565 --> 00:17:31,185
Well, hello there.
306
00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:33,025
Perhaps you can help me, Mr. Butcher?
307
00:17:33,110 --> 00:17:36,610
Oh, yeah! How many pounds you want?
308
00:17:36,697 --> 00:17:37,947
Wait a meaty minute...
309
00:17:38,032 --> 00:17:39,032
Whoa!
310
00:17:39,033 --> 00:17:41,743
You're going to show me
how to properly tenderize my steaks
311
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,247
using my body as an example?
312
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:44,539
Fantastic!
313
00:17:44,622 --> 00:17:46,672
Oh! Ow!
314
00:17:49,293 --> 00:17:51,673
Not now, Brain.
Can't you see I'm...
315
00:17:51,754 --> 00:17:54,214
...learning valuable
butchery techniques here?
316
00:17:54,298 --> 00:17:58,048
Let me make sure I've got all this.
Go, go, Gadget, meat tenderizer.
317
00:18:01,555 --> 00:18:05,475
A culinary lesson
and a spinal readjustment?!
318
00:18:06,977 --> 00:18:09,557
This place puts the 'super'
in supermarket.
319
00:18:11,231 --> 00:18:14,111
Is Gadget done... like dinner?
320
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,743
Not yet, but when we're through,
they're gonna have
321
00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:21,490
to have a cleanup
in aisle four, five, six, and eight.
322
00:18:23,494 --> 00:18:26,874
Buttercup powder? Sounds fancy.
323
00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:32,753
Brain! My helpfulness
has finally rubbed off on you.
324
00:18:32,836 --> 00:18:34,586
And here I thought it never would.
325
00:18:34,672 --> 00:18:36,382
Go, go, Gadget, little old lady helper.
326
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:44,808
Eggs, just what we need.
327
00:18:46,266 --> 00:18:49,936
The magic word is alaca-BAM, Gadget.
328
00:18:52,523 --> 00:18:56,113
No Brain, these eggs are rotten.
Go, go, Gadget, egg returner.
329
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,696
Pickled pig's feet? Perfect!
330
00:19:04,702 --> 00:19:07,332
Okay, Brain, you can have one treat,
but don't get greedy.
331
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,083
Go, go, Gadget, doggie biscuits.
332
00:19:20,884 --> 00:19:22,894
You two! Where?
333
00:19:22,970 --> 00:19:25,470
They forgot about me?
334
00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:29,450
Wait a sec.
335
00:19:29,893 --> 00:19:32,563
They totally forgot about me.
336
00:19:32,646 --> 00:19:35,766
He's cleaned the clocks of everyone
we've sent at him.
337
00:19:35,858 --> 00:19:37,108
Even worse, CC,
338
00:19:37,192 --> 00:19:40,202
I'm getting carpal tunnel
from hitting reset so much.
339
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:42,609
You know what that means, Tal.
340
00:19:42,698 --> 00:19:44,618
It's Ninja o'clock!
341
00:19:47,661 --> 00:19:50,081
Forget someone?
342
00:19:50,873 --> 00:19:52,333
Not this time!
343
00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:57,763
Looks like I finally made an impression...
with my foot.
344
00:19:57,838 --> 00:20:01,338
And you're about to make another...
in the floor.
345
00:20:03,886 --> 00:20:07,426
Look at that, Brain. We were
in and out of the store in record time.
346
00:20:09,349 --> 00:20:12,269
Thank you, my good men,
but we can carry our own groceries.
347
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:15,363
Wowzers!
348
00:20:15,439 --> 00:20:17,569
These bag boys are very insistent.
349
00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:19,609
Okay, you can carry my bags.
350
00:20:19,693 --> 00:20:21,613
Go, go, Gadget, grocery handoff.
351
00:20:21,695 --> 00:20:22,855
Oh!
352
00:20:22,946 --> 00:20:24,546
Oh!
353
00:20:24,865 --> 00:20:27,735
Thank you, Mister, Mister
and Mister Bag Boy.
354
00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:29,286
What? No!
355
00:20:29,369 --> 00:20:30,969
Hi-ya!
356
00:20:32,372 --> 00:20:35,922
Pro tip, Pen,
remember to aim next time! Ha!
357
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,001
I did.
358
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,381
- Hi-ya!
- Ooh.
359
00:20:40,464 --> 00:20:43,804
Remember to send me a postcard...
from jail.
360
00:20:43,884 --> 00:20:47,224
Poor Pen. You keep forgetting
about my stylin' jet boots.
361
00:20:47,304 --> 00:20:49,774
Time flies, and so do we.
362
00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:52,938
I wanna say something
really clever here, but...
363
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:54,808
...forget it.
364
00:20:57,397 --> 00:21:01,777
Congratulations, Gadget!
This is truly a meal I won't soon forget.
365
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,320
That's great news, Chief.
366
00:21:03,403 --> 00:21:06,823
Because we're about to have it again,
and again, and again.
367
00:21:06,907 --> 00:21:10,197
Brain bought too many groceries.
368
00:21:10,285 --> 00:21:13,245
Again? Uh, I couldn't possibly.
369
00:21:13,330 --> 00:21:16,130
Nonsense. We can't let food go to waste.
370
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,808
Go, go, Gadget, force feeder.
371
00:21:23,423 --> 00:21:27,973
Only two perfect pinheads like you
could ruin such a perfect plan.
372
00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:31,223
It was Clockmaker's fault!
He folded like a flip phone.
373
00:21:31,306 --> 00:21:35,766
What? Say that again
and I'll punch you like a time clock.
374
00:21:38,981 --> 00:21:42,031
Let's forget they ever existed.
375
00:21:42,109 --> 00:21:44,189
Next time, Gadget!
376
00:21:44,278 --> 00:21:47,198
Next time!
377
00:21:49,246 --> 00:21:52,246
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