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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, get 'em, Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, get 'em, Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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Whoa!
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This sound system is almost
as amped as I am! What's that?
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You want some
of my sweet scratchity-scratch action?
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Well, if you insist.
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Talon, stop touching that
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or I'll get MADcat to give you
some sweet scratchity-scratch action.
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That's right, put your hands in the air
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and wave them like you're really,
really angry about something!
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Hey, does this button pump up the jams?
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No!
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Talon! I told you not to touch it!
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These beats are super freaky.
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But not as freaky as that.
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What you just witnessed
was caused by my latest weapon
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of mass obstruction, The Puppet Pulser!
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So it's a weapon
that forces people to dance? Lame!
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I want you to infiltrate
HQ's annual Missionball Ball
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and use the Puppet Pulser to make the
agents dance until their feet fall off.
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So, what I'm hearing is
you want me to be a DJ!
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Sweet!
What's my perfect DJ name?
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DJ Great Hair? DJ Spin Cycle? DJ Hard Abs?
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You're DJ T'd-Off, now, get out.
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So, P, wanna spill
why you've been avoiding me
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like an awkward friend request?
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Don't say it's 'cause you
don't wanna go to the Missionball Ball.
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OK, I won't.
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Pen! The Missionball Ball
is only the biggest HQ event of the year
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and you totes bail every time!
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Look, I'm just not that into dancing, OK?
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Oh, you're totally into dancing,
you're just terrible at it.
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Like cray-cray te-te at it.
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But big d, it's not like anyone
will be judging you and your moves.
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Who's ready for all of HQ
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to judge you and your moves?
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With cold, judgey eyes, while you compete
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for the Missionball Ball's
Golden Shoe Dance Prize?
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I know I am!
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Twitching? Squirming?
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Wriggling?
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Looks like Brain's got fleas again.
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Go, go, Gadget, dog delouser.
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Uh, thanks for the giggles, Gadget, but...
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But you're afraid MAD's next plan
is no laughing matter?
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Sorry, K, we've got a real mission ball
to deal with.
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- We believe MAD...
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...fun times are ahead
at the Missionball Ball!
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The only mystery is who will win
this year's Golden Shoe Dance Prize.
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Your mission: have a ball tonight.
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This message will self-destruct
in excitement!
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This is my
most important mission yet, Chief!
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Don't worry,
I'll make sure everyone has a ball tonight
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by being on security duty!
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- But.
- And I'll help!
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Pen! The mission was to...
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La la la, not listening.
Too busy keeping people safe!
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Come on, Uncle Gadget.
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Save a dance for me, Chief.
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Whoa!
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You're on fire! For realsies!
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Hashtag rolypolybossfire.
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Nothing suspicious here.
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I'll go check the somewhere else.
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Check it out, P,
you're practically dancing already.
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You can't go yet.
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Junior Agent Not-you is right, Penny,
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we can't leave until we've investigated
every non-HQ guest here.
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Starting with that guy!
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I'm sorry, my good man but I have to
verify your identity for the record.
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Loud clothes, bad facial hair,
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sunglasses inside,
winter hat in the wrong season.
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Wowzers, you're obviously...
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...a DJ!
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Cool bro.
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- All clear! Let's check upstairs.
- Yes! Sorry, duty calls.
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Yeah!
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♪ Welcome to the party
It's time to get starty ♪
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♪ DJ T'd-Off on the mic
Tell me who is feeling psyched ♪
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No way, this is my jam!
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Bad Brain! Only people cut rugs.
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Silly dogs like you just soil them.
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♪ It's the rhythm of the night
And it's time to rock it right ♪
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♪ All the girls and all the boys
Wave your hands and make some noise ♪
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Oh.
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That DJ's a bigger threat
to good times than MAD.
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Maybe he just needs some encouragement?
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Play a good one!
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We've searched HQ top to bottom
and there's no sign of MAD malfeasance.
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But a good inspector knows
when to keep looking
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and now is not one of those times.
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- Back to the ball!
- What?
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So soon? There's gotta be somewhere
we haven't looked.
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Nope, we've checked everywhere.
Even the Chief's private septic system.
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Besides, we need to get back in time
for the Golden Shoe.
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Of course!
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If I were a fiend bent on sabotage,
that award would be the perfect target.
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We have to make sure it's safe.
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Go, go, Gadget, golden footwear protector!
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Brain, you follow Uncle Gadget.
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I'll, uh, keep patrolling?
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Yes! Another year, another
successful dodge of the ball.
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Talon!
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Why is no one dancing?
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Activate the Puppet Pulser
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or are you too incompetent
to press a big red button?
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♪ DJ T'd-Off rock this place
You can't keep up with the pace ♪
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♪ Hit the dance floor round the room
Shake your booty 'cause you're doomed ♪
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Your beats are still totally basic!
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But I can't stop dancing.
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♪ DJ T'd-Off energize
You'll dance until your own demise ♪
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What the...?
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Good thinking, Brain!
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The best way to make sure the Golden Shoe
is safe, is to win it ourselves.
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Loosen up.
It's the secret to the perfect dip.
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This is so much better than dancing.
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But maybe I should check on the ball.
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Looks like the best Mission Ball ever.
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Wait a sec.
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Why does everyone look
as thrilled to be dancing as I'd be?
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And why does that DJ look so familiar?
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Talon! I should have known.
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The music's forcing them to dance!
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You mean there was a MAD plot tonight?
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I can't wait to see
the look on Kayla's face when she...
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Oh, right.
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Time to turn the tables
on Talon's turntables.
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What! What! What!
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Wowzers,
these guys are serious competitors.
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We'll have to up our game
if we're going to win.
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Go, go, Gadget, in it to win it!
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Nice form, Brain, but I think
your landing will cost us points.
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OK, Talon, let's dance.
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Pen, I'm so glad you made it!
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Even if your moves are as weak as my legs.
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You go, girl!
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Yeesh, Pen,
you're supposed to bust a move,
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not move like you're busted!
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Sorry, can't hear you,
my fists are too loud!
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How are you immune
to the Puppet Pulser?
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Uh-oh.
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I give you ten minutes before you collapse
from those ugmo moves.
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No! Not like this!
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It's like watching a car crash,
it makes me laugh.
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Can't stop popping and locking.
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- Whoa.
- Nice moves, Penny.
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With everyone else keeling over,
blacking out and collapsing around us.
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It looks like you're my main competition
for the Golden Shoe Dance Prize.
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No, Uncle Gadget, we're running
out of time. We've gotta fight.
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Fight? That's it!
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- I challenge you to a dance battle.
- I accept!
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But I should warn you,
when it comes to these battles,
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I'm the warlord of the dance!
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Go, go, Gadget, dances of the world.
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The North Guatamazil Cha-Cha.
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The Toronto Two-Step.
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No!
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And my big finish, The Metro City Mambo!
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No, no!
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Looks like it's time for the last dance,
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The Running Man!
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Congratulations, Gadget.
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You cut the rug out from under MAD,
and won the Golden Shoe doing it.
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Thanks, Chief.
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But I couldn't have done it
without my amazing dance partner.
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The music.
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Speaking of music,
you can stop dancing now, P.
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- For reals.
- You know, I would.
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But there's a dance party alert!
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You failed me again, Talon!
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And I believe the punishment
should fit the crime.
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Now, dance!
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Dance, dance, Gadget.
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Dance, dance.
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Talon! I've discovered
the most evil super weapon ever!
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Is it MADcat when she's got gas?
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No! But cat toots aren't a bad idea.
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The weapon I'm talking about
is The Great Sphinx of Giza.
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The ancient Egyptian monument
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is rumored to have the power
to turn people to stone.
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Once we figure out how to activate it,
we can...
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Turn Penny, uh, I mean,
turn Gadget to stone?
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Yes! Go to Egypt and activate the Sphinx!
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In the meantime, I'm going to experiment
with this cat gas weapon.
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MADcat,
you've got a lot of bean eating to do.
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"I'm in a round box with no lid,
inside a golden treasure's hid.
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What am I?"
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Aside from the easiest riddle
ever? An egg.
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Actually, Penny,
the answer's Chief Quimby.
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He's round, has no lid
and has a heart of gold.
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Don't feel bad.
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Not everyone
can be a riddle master like me.
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Psst, Gadget! Can you see me?
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Another riddle? I know where the Chief is.
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He's hiding in Brain's stomach.
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Go, go, doggy surgical kit.
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Gadget! Stop!
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That's not the Brain you need to search.
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MAD's been spotted in Egypt.
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We believe they're trying to harness
the petrifying power of the Sphinx
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If they succeed,
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MAD will be able to turn everyone
in the entire world to stone.
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Your mission: solve the puzzle
of how to stop MAD.
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This message will self-destruct.
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You picked the perfect agent
for the job, Chief.
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Now, why don't you solve
this circular puzzle
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while I use circular logic to stop MAD!
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Here we are, gang, Giza.
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The city pointy geometry lovers
can't get enough of.
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Uncle Gadget, wait!
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You're right, Penny, what kind of hero
would I be if I left the dog in the car?
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Come on, Brain!
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No time to play in
the sand, Brain, we have riddles to solve!
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OK, Sphinxy, what you got for me?
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"To wake me, solve this riddle."
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Groan, riddles are for total dweebs!
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And speaking of dweebs.
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There it is! And look, a riddle!
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"To wake me, solve this riddle:
I can't walk but I run.
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Where I go, thought follows close behind.
What am I?"
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Ha! I knows, it's a nose!
See what I did there?
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A nose is too on the nose, Penny.
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The answer is clearly
a robot designed to run
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while being chased by floating brains.
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Riddle solved.
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Go, go, Gadget, triumphant fist pump.
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Who dares seek my power?
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Me! Dibs on ancient evil power!
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Talon? You don't need the Sphinx's power,
you're already a rockhead.
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Silence!
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No mortal can control the awesome power
of the Learned Lord of Limestone,
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without proving their worth
in a game of riddles!
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Three real answers lie in far-off lands.
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If you want my powers in your hands,
246
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these answers you must bring to me.
247
00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:57,460
But if you fail, stone you shall be.
248
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:05,000
So, you're a master riddler, eh?
You don't seem very riddly to me.
249
00:15:05,087 --> 00:15:07,837
You doubt my power?
250
00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:12,428
Then prepare for a battle of wits.
251
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:17,561
If you lose, you shall be turned to stone.
252
00:15:17,641 --> 00:15:22,731
Well, I've never met a rock, pebble,
stone or boulder that could outwit me.
253
00:15:22,813 --> 00:15:24,653
You're on, Mr. Sphinx.
254
00:15:30,404 --> 00:15:32,874
What would the Sphinx want in London?
255
00:15:33,282 --> 00:15:35,832
Here is your first riddle.
256
00:15:35,910 --> 00:15:40,080
It wants us to wait for it to tell us
our first riddle. I'm a genius.
257
00:15:40,164 --> 00:15:44,794
I have a ring, but no fingers.
What am I?
258
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:47,877
So, tell me your lame guess
and I'll tell you how far off you are.
259
00:15:47,963 --> 00:15:51,593
Well, it could be a...
Hey, I'm not gonna fall for that.
260
00:15:51,675 --> 00:15:53,425
Whatevs, I'll just get Uncle Claw...
261
00:15:53,511 --> 00:15:55,761
Hey! Phoning a friend's cheating!
262
00:15:55,846 --> 00:15:58,886
Wait! What has a ring but has no fingers?
263
00:15:58,974 --> 00:16:00,574
- It's a...
- It's a phone!
264
00:16:01,435 --> 00:16:03,035
I said it first!
265
00:16:07,441 --> 00:16:09,071
It's not over yet!
266
00:16:09,151 --> 00:16:12,701
I have to confiscate that phone
for official saving the world business.
267
00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:15,830
Thank you. The answer's a phone!
268
00:16:17,493 --> 00:16:19,093
You gonna give that back, love?
269
00:16:19,787 --> 00:16:22,917
I am The Wondrous Whetstone of Wit.
270
00:16:22,998 --> 00:16:26,998
Here's your first puzzle,
can you solve it?
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00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:31,296
What is black and white and read all over?
272
00:16:33,175 --> 00:16:34,505
What's black and white?
273
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:36,393
An old TV! What else?
274
00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:39,270
Zebras. Zebras have four legs.
275
00:16:39,348 --> 00:16:42,138
What would you see on TV
that has a bunch of legs?
276
00:16:42,226 --> 00:16:43,826
A soccer game.
277
00:16:43,853 --> 00:16:46,613
Where the ball is also black and white.
278
00:16:46,689 --> 00:16:49,939
Aha! The answer is a soccer ball
279
00:16:50,025 --> 00:16:52,395
smothered in strawberry jam.
280
00:16:52,486 --> 00:16:55,196
Seriously? It's a newspaper!
281
00:16:55,823 --> 00:16:59,953
And evidently, a soccer ball
smothered in strawberry jam too.
282
00:17:00,035 --> 00:17:02,285
Fine.
283
00:17:02,371 --> 00:17:04,161
Next riddle!
284
00:17:09,879 --> 00:17:11,879
Without fingers, I point,
285
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:15,844
without arms, I strike,
without feet, I run.
286
00:17:15,926 --> 00:17:17,046
What am I?
287
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:21,596
This is so lame. Later, loser!
288
00:17:21,682 --> 00:17:23,892
Hey, where are you going?
289
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,476
At least MAD
won't get the Sphinx's power now.
290
00:17:26,562 --> 00:17:28,862
Talon is too dense to figure it out.
291
00:17:28,939 --> 00:17:31,479
Dense?
Then how do I already know the answer?
292
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,777
Sneak up on Penny and steal her answer!
293
00:17:33,861 --> 00:17:35,461
Genius.
294
00:17:36,363 --> 00:17:41,993
Without fingers, I point, without arms,
I strike, without feet, I run.
295
00:17:42,077 --> 00:17:43,677
I need more time.
296
00:17:43,746 --> 00:17:45,616
Time! Of course! It's a clock!
297
00:17:53,255 --> 00:17:54,855
Quit stealing my answers.
298
00:17:55,466 --> 00:17:57,546
Quit talking to yourself so loud.
299
00:17:59,261 --> 00:18:02,601
- Another clock!
- Two for one!
300
00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:06,479
Your answers aren't right,
301
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,270
they're just not technically wrong!
302
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:13,105
But I have one more riddle
that's sure to be your last.
303
00:18:14,568 --> 00:18:18,658
What goes around the world
and stays in a corner?
304
00:18:18,739 --> 00:18:21,659
What travels around the world?
305
00:18:21,742 --> 00:18:23,582
The International Space Station.
306
00:18:23,661 --> 00:18:26,621
And what's always in a corner at the ISS?
307
00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:29,115
Oh! It's that decorative fern.
308
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:32,798
Wrong!
309
00:18:34,254 --> 00:18:36,554
Wrong?
Then I'll just have to prove it to you.
310
00:18:36,632 --> 00:18:38,472
Brain, stay with Mr. Sphinx.
311
00:18:48,268 --> 00:18:49,868
Your final riddle.
312
00:18:50,104 --> 00:18:56,004
A poor man has me, a rich man needs me,
you'll expire if you eat me.
313
00:18:56,193 --> 00:18:57,703
What am I?
314
00:18:57,778 --> 00:19:00,318
Whatever it is,
I'm keeping it to myself this time.
315
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,006
Come on, Pen.
316
00:19:03,492 --> 00:19:05,832
Sharing is caring.
317
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,041
Don't shoot!
318
00:19:07,121 --> 00:19:10,041
The answer's a handful of moist,
stinky garbage.
319
00:19:10,124 --> 00:19:14,554
Thanks, Pen, handfuls of moist,
stinky garbage coming up.
320
00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:18,715
Ew, gross! But, ha, worth it.
321
00:19:18,799 --> 00:19:22,639
Having the power to turn you to stone
is gonna rock. Ha!
322
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,320
Get it?
323
00:19:28,976 --> 00:19:31,346
I see you have finally returned.
324
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:34,437
Tell me, what answers have you learned?
325
00:19:34,523 --> 00:19:37,403
Please, I could've figured out
these riddles in my sleep.
326
00:19:37,484 --> 00:19:40,244
A phone, a clock and a handful of garbage.
327
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:44,490
True, true and false.
328
00:19:44,575 --> 00:19:46,785
What? But Penny said...
329
00:19:50,748 --> 00:19:52,348
And you, girl? Tell me.
330
00:19:52,374 --> 00:19:54,634
Are you ready to challenge
The Riddle King?
331
00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:57,210
What clever answers do you bring?
332
00:19:57,296 --> 00:20:01,626
Um, a phone, a clock,
but for that last one?
333
00:20:01,717 --> 00:20:02,717
I've got nothing.
334
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:03,801
Correct!
335
00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:08,972
A poor man has me, a rich man needs me,
you'll expire if you eat me...
336
00:20:09,058 --> 00:20:10,848
The answer is "nothing"!
337
00:20:10,934 --> 00:20:14,314
It is? I mean, of course it is!
338
00:20:14,396 --> 00:20:16,106
But you were totally guessing.
339
00:20:19,068 --> 00:20:22,068
Humanity is no smarter than stone.
340
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,414
I will turn them all to pebble and...
341
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:28,830
- Wowzers!
- No!
342
00:20:28,911 --> 00:20:30,511
Not him again!
343
00:20:31,872 --> 00:20:34,172
See? It's that decorative fern!
344
00:20:36,794 --> 00:20:38,214
Now, here's a riddle for you.
345
00:20:38,295 --> 00:20:41,715
An animal crawls on four legs, has teeth
in its nose, and makes cheese soup.
346
00:20:41,799 --> 00:20:44,759
Also, it's afraid of cucumbers,
and can count to eight, but not seven.
347
00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:46,513
Five of it's three feet are sausages.
348
00:20:46,595 --> 00:20:48,195
What am I?
349
00:20:48,305 --> 00:20:52,095
I don't know!
350
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:56,734
It's easy! The answer is,
the imaginary animal in this riddle.
351
00:20:56,814 --> 00:21:01,034
What? I've never heard
such a terrible riddle in my life.
352
00:21:01,110 --> 00:21:06,530
Oh,
I can't go on like this!
353
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:15,120
The only part of me that's still rock hard
are my abs.
354
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,577
Later, Pen!
355
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:18,167
Congratulations, Gadget.
356
00:21:18,252 --> 00:21:20,962
You've solved the riddle of the Sphinx
and this case.
357
00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,416
It was a snap, Chief.
358
00:21:28,095 --> 00:21:30,925
Here's a riddle.
What did the failure nephew say
359
00:21:31,014 --> 00:21:33,854
to the chamber
full of cat flatulence, hmm?
360
00:21:33,934 --> 00:21:35,534
I dunno, what?
361
00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:41,436
My nostrils are burning!
362
00:21:43,610 --> 00:21:47,200
MADcat, wow.
363
00:21:48,848 --> 00:21:51,548
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