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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, get 'em, Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, get 'em, Gadget ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget ♪
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When it comes to scheming,
the maxim goes, keep it simple, Silly.
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But evil's never silly.
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So my new plan will follow the Three Cons:
CONvoluted, CONplicated and CONplex.
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Hmm.
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Breaking into HQ to destroy
their core reactor was impossible.
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Until now.
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Step one of my 986 step plan:
order a trillion chocolate bars.
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Step 1B: go to the zoo
and steal all their hawks.
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Step 1C: train the hawks...
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...to unwrap and sort
the trillion chocolate bars
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into piles of milk chocolate
and dark chocolate.
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Stop, stop! Please stop!
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This could be so much easier.
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Today is HQ's Picture Day.
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I'll use the perma-disguisinator,
pretend to be an HQ agent,
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get an all-access security ID and destroy
the core reactor within the hour.
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Silence! Now where was I?
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Oh, great, I've lost my spot.
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We're going back to step 53V:
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inventing a machine
that can milk dolphins.
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Take notes, handsome.
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Are you getting all this, Talon?
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You've got nothing clever
to say now, do you?
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Exactly!
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I hate Security ID Picture Day.
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Mine always turns out terrible.
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Oh, taking a glam shot's easy-peasy.
It's all about the smizing.
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Relax your jaw, tilt your head
exactly 18 degrees, and be natural.
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But better.
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Smize!
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OK, smile.
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Relax jaw, tilt head,
be natural but better.
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Oh!
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Um, Penny,
you might wanna fix yourself up.
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I think you upset the camera.
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Gadget! We have a mission for you.
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Warning: these images might be disturbing.
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Not as disturbing
as Penny's security ID picture, but still.
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We believe MAD plans to break into HQ
and destroy our core reactor.
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If they succeed,
the radiation will cook Metro City
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like a sloppy bowl
of microwaved beef chili.
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Your mission: blow this MAD agent's cover,
before they blow up HQ.
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This message will self-destruct.
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This is outrageous!
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Only MAD would dare ruin
my 17th favorite day:
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Security ID Picture Day!
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I'll find them in a snap, right, Penny?
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Where's Penny?
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Oh, well, time for your picture, Chief.
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Hold this, it'll bring out your eyes.
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With the perma-disguisinator,
nobody will be able to tell I'm not...
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Penny? Ha!
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Perfect!
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You look... pretty good.
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But if your plan is to be me,
no one's gonna buy it.
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What if they ask you a science question?
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"Duh" isn't the answer to anything.
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I can totes handle being you.
I just have to be an annoying know-it-all.
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One plus one equals I'm a nerd.
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Oh, no! What's the MAD Professor Coin
doing in the girls' washroom?
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What did you do to me?
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Don't hurt me, you evil monster!
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OK, Brain,
it's up to us to find this MAD agent.
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We need a plan.
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Oh, I know. MAD agents hate poison gas.
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So, if I fill HQ with poison gas,
we'll smoke that MAD agent out for sure.
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- Huh?
- Go, go, Gadget, poison ga...
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- Uncle Gadget! Uncle Gadget!
- Huh.
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It's me, Penny!
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Um, uh... Biology!
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Penny?
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You look...
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...more like yourself than you ever have!
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Great Picture Day makeup. Very you.
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Uh, thanks?
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Anyway, I found the MAD Agent,
Uncle Gadget.
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It's Professor Coin. The real head of MAD.
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Professor Coin? I've never heard of him.
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Which means he must be so sneaky and evil,
he's flown under my radar for years.
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Guys! That's not Penny, I am!
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Nice try, Professor Coin,
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but Penny's mustache
looks nothing like yours.
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Go, go, Gadget, garbage removal device.
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Get back here, my lifelong arch nemesis
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that I didn't realize I had
until just moments ago!
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Uncle Claw, I'm already in HQ
and ready to destroy the core reactor.
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Not now, Talon.
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Can't you see I'm busy explaining
step 367j to Talon?
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Boy, is that kid dim.
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- Penny?
- Yep! It's me, Penny!
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I like nerd stuff! Science blah blah blah.
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Oh, Penny, no one does you like you.
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But right now,
it's your fighting prowess we need.
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No prob!
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But maybe we should take my all access
security ID photo before we forget?
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Good thinking.
You really are HQ's brightest young mind.
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We've finally recreated a program
that mimics Talon's exact fighting moves.
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We want to see how you'll fare against it.
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Um. I'm no match for Talon.
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He's so smart. And strong.
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And that hair! Ooh!
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His hair is amazing.
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But I believe in you, Penny.
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Ow! Oh, you!
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Oh, no!
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I am way too weak...
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...and nerdy and lame
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to face such an incredible specimen
of hairhood.
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Ooh. I thought Penny would do better.
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The program's only set
to be six times stronger than Talon.
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Wha...?
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Talon's so good.
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Get off my face, mustache!
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Go, go, Gadget,
new old arch nemesis stoppers.
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Whoa!
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Uncle Gadget, you have to believe me.
I'm your niece.
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No, these are my knees,
and while they may go bad,
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they'll never go MAD!
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Go, go, Gadget, mad mangler.
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I am Penny!
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I can prove it!
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Only the real Penny would remember
you got me a bomb diffusing kit
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for my fifth birthday!
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You only know that
from reading my published book:
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Inspector Gadget's
Birthday Gift Ideas for Nieces!
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Go, go, Gadget, Professor Pinchers.
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- Core reactor, prepare to be...
- Woo-hoo!
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No time to bask in the face-melting
radiation of the core reactor,
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I need that genius brain of yours!
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Remember, Penny,
only charge the ionic solution
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or you'll feel a pain so horrible
it'll be burnt into your brain.
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Literally and figuratively!
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So it's, um, this one?
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What can I do to convince you it's me,
Uncle Gadget?
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There's no convincing justice,
she's blind.
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And also has trouble tasting sour flavors.
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- Hmm.
- No convincing? Wait!
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I don't need to convince him who I am.
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This mission's about stopping MAD
any way we can.
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And who's MAD? Me!
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Careful, Brain, the Professor
is as twisted as his manly mustache.
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You'll never catch me, Inspector Gadget,
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because, um, you are too, slow?
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Slow?
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I've been called a lot of things
in my life: Inspector. Gadget.
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Inspector Gadget.
But never have I been called slow.
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You're not just MAD,
you're hurtful!
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Uh, sorry...
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Uh, I mean...
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I'm gonna blow up HQ's reactor.
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Catch me if you can.
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I'm too upset, Brain.
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Some things can never be unheard.
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Go, go, Gadget, too hurt to follow.
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No wonder Penny's such a killjoy.
Her life is the actual worst.
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P! Pen! P-Pen!
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What?
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It's an emerg!
I'm out of strawberry lip balm!
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Should I buy more or should I move on
to my blueberry supply?
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Ooh, so I should get bubble gum flavor?
Sweet! Thanks, P!
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Someone's having a meltdown today,
and it's not gonna be me.
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Aren't you forgetting
the MAD Professor Coin?
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Y'know, that evil laugh's not half bad.
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But it's too late. You can't stop me.
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Penny? You're just in time.
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We need your brilliant mind
to help stop the MAD Professor Coin.
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Go, go, Gadget
uncle and niece brainstorming session.
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Any ideas yet, Penny?
Any ideas yet, Penny?
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Any ideas yet, Penny?
Any ideas yet, Penny?
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- Any ideas yet, Penny?
- No!
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And I'm not Penny.
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That's Penny.
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I never want to be Penny again.
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Oh, hello Penny's friend.
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How did you get into
the super secure security
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ID pass access only core reactor room?
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I'd destroy you, Pen.
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But after seeing what you go through
every day that would be doing you a favor.
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Congratulations, Gadget,
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you stopped MAD
from blowing the core reactor.
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I just hope we've seen the last
of the MAD Professor Coin.
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He hurt me, Chief. He hurt me deep.
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It's OK, Brain,
Professor Coin is gone for good.
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Or is he?
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Aww, there's nothing like the sweet sound
of a niece cackling, is there, Chief?
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Oh!
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Auto-destruct in two seconds.
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So those are all the 986 steps
to destroy HQ's core reactor.
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Ready to begin, Talon?
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Excellent. This time, Gadget!
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This time!
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It can't be.
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How am I only finding this out now?
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What is it? Gadget's weakness?
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Even more secret.
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Someone...
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has a birthday coming up! And it's big.
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Like "I didn't know numbers
went that high" big.
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Only because you have to stop counting
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when you run out of fingers.
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I'm still young!
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Sure you are. Compared to cavemen.
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Compared to everyone!
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After you use
my MADthuselah machine on them.
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Its aging pulse will turn people old,
and make me young...
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...by comparison.
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You can start with all those
annoying teens in Metro City.
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Don't forget your protective outfit.
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Pen, it's a mega-mergency!
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Boy Dudez Con is on,
and you're missing the cosplay parade.
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I can't even!
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Sorry, K, but I'm going antiquing
for the weekend.
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Act your age, not your shoe size.
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In metric.
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How is that a bad thing?
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Come on, Penny, antiques wait for nothing.
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Except the slow passage of time.
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Wowzers, Chief. Looking good!
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- Even packed up, you're wrinkle-free.
- And that's how I'd like to stay.
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Dr. Claw is planning to use
his MADthuselah machine on Metro City.
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If he succeeds, everyone will be turned
into a cranky, fist-shaking,
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things-were-better-in-my-day old person.
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Your same old mission: stop MAD.
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This message will self-destruct.
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You picked the right agent, Chief.
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Stopping MAD keeps me
young at heart and on the ball.
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- Hormones?
- Body spray?
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Desperation?
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Boy Dudez Con is lousy. With youth!
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Making it the perfect place
for MAD to strike.
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I'd better blend in.
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Go, go, Gadget, teen disguise.
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Totally tubular!
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Text, text, text.
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You stick with Uncle Gadget.
249
00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:38,498
I'll find MAD the old-fashioned way.
250
00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:41,134
With cutting-edge technology.
251
00:13:44,298 --> 00:13:46,548
This mission's gonna be as easy as...
252
00:13:46,634 --> 00:13:49,054
Taking the MADthuselah machine
from a baby?
253
00:13:49,136 --> 00:13:52,256
I'm not a baby! Hey, gimme!
254
00:13:53,474 --> 00:13:57,144
Sorry, you're not mature enough
to use this. Boo.
255
00:13:59,313 --> 00:14:01,153
What?
256
00:14:01,232 --> 00:14:03,282
You're almost as old as Uncle Claw.
257
00:14:03,359 --> 00:14:06,149
I'm still young enough
to whup your behind.
258
00:14:06,237 --> 00:14:07,837
Ooh.
259
00:14:07,905 --> 00:14:09,525
One second.
260
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:12,695
Take your time. I don't want you
to break a hip.
261
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,385
Without my help.
262
00:14:14,829 --> 00:14:17,459
There. Now it's on like Genghis Khan.
263
00:14:21,502 --> 00:14:24,172
- And you must be our new resident!
- Huh?
264
00:14:24,255 --> 00:14:26,415
I'm so glad you found the right stop.
265
00:14:27,383 --> 00:14:29,053
Most seniors never do.
266
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,335
Off we go!
267
00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:33,306
What? No! Come back!
268
00:14:33,389 --> 00:14:35,349
I'll never find that old bat.
269
00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:37,143
Lost your grandma, little boy?
270
00:14:37,226 --> 00:14:41,056
You may be alone, afraid
and awfully dressed but have no fear,
271
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:44,607
the world's greatest detective
is here to help you find your granny,
272
00:14:44,692 --> 00:14:46,862
and be back in time to stop MAD.
273
00:14:48,112 --> 00:14:52,582
Wow! You can do all that, mister?
Golly!
274
00:14:54,285 --> 00:14:55,785
Bad Brain.
275
00:14:55,870 --> 00:14:58,580
That's no way to make
a scared little boy feel safe.
276
00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:01,424
He has a problem with people
more adorable than he is.
277
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,100
Go, go, Gadget, brain sweetener.
278
00:15:08,549 --> 00:15:10,799
You've never sounded better, Brain.
279
00:15:10,885 --> 00:15:13,345
Now, let's find your beloved granny.
Onwards!
280
00:15:19,059 --> 00:15:21,849
Welcome to your new, old home!
281
00:15:22,646 --> 00:15:25,146
Change the dang channel, will ya?
282
00:15:25,232 --> 00:15:27,572
I need to keep my eye on the government.
283
00:15:27,651 --> 00:15:29,361
It's too cold!
284
00:15:29,445 --> 00:15:31,045
What?
285
00:15:31,781 --> 00:15:35,411
I don't belong here
with those old-o-genarians.
286
00:15:35,493 --> 00:15:36,873
I'm not really old.
287
00:15:36,952 --> 00:15:41,292
Of course you're not,
none of our residents are really old.
288
00:15:41,373 --> 00:15:43,253
That being said you're really old,
289
00:15:43,334 --> 00:15:47,924
so operating vehicles, blenders,
"the emails", and remotes are a no-no.
290
00:15:48,005 --> 00:15:50,165
No! That'll make me young again!
291
00:15:50,257 --> 00:15:51,927
No, it won't. Nothing will.
292
00:15:52,009 --> 00:15:54,599
But it's sweet you think that.
293
00:15:55,095 --> 00:15:56,695
What?
294
00:15:58,933 --> 00:16:01,733
Metro City Park, hang out of hippies,
295
00:16:01,811 --> 00:16:05,361
old folks and old folky hippies
who play folk.
296
00:16:06,106 --> 00:16:07,266
Strange.
297
00:16:07,358 --> 00:16:09,148
There doesn't seem to be
an oldie in sight.
298
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:12,315
I bet that mean doggy
is scaring them away, mister!
299
00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,284
Scary!
300
00:16:14,365 --> 00:16:17,365
He's more abrasive than scary,
but I see take your point.
301
00:16:17,451 --> 00:16:18,831
Better safe than sorry.
302
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,961
Go, go, Gadget, Brain Barrier!
303
00:16:24,124 --> 00:16:26,844
Nothing to worry about, seniors,
you can come out now.
304
00:16:28,045 --> 00:16:31,165
Hmm. Still no one.
Perhaps those old birds know something.
305
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,139
Talon! What's the hold up?
306
00:16:35,219 --> 00:16:39,269
I'm not getting any younger.
Because they're not getting any older!
307
00:16:39,348 --> 00:16:42,178
Just think back to the Ice Age and chill
308
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:45,478
while I blast Gadget
with the MADthuselah machine.
309
00:16:45,563 --> 00:16:49,193
Making my oldest enemy my oldest enemy?
310
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:52,895
Yes! I'll never get a better
birthday present ever!
311
00:16:52,987 --> 00:16:57,447
Not even if MADcat suddenly learned
how to bake a cake that isn't terrible.
312
00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:59,133
Do it!
313
00:16:59,159 --> 00:17:00,579
No prob.
314
00:17:00,661 --> 00:17:02,911
I just need that blockhead
to lead me to it.
315
00:17:02,997 --> 00:17:07,127
If there weren't any old people here,
how do you explain the bread crumbs?
316
00:17:09,879 --> 00:17:12,759
Brain, I told you to leave
that little boy alone.
317
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:14,130
Bad dog.
318
00:17:17,011 --> 00:17:19,261
Well now, that's a first-rate scowl.
319
00:17:19,346 --> 00:17:22,636
- You'll fit in great here.
- I don't want to fit in.
320
00:17:22,725 --> 00:17:24,135
I want to be young again.
321
00:17:24,226 --> 00:17:25,266
We all do.
322
00:17:25,352 --> 00:17:28,812
But ain't no way to stop
the eternal whuppin' of time.
323
00:17:28,898 --> 00:17:31,318
- It's the government's fault.
- What?
324
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:35,610
I said, I need to get
the MADthuselah machine back.
325
00:17:35,696 --> 00:17:38,066
Is that what Nurse Attrick
done took from ya there?
326
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,577
Figures. She's always taking things.
327
00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:44,289
Our sweets, the remotes,
Whatty Joe's ear trumpet...
328
00:17:44,371 --> 00:17:45,501
What?
329
00:17:45,581 --> 00:17:49,501
Then maybe it's time
we take back what's ours.
330
00:17:49,585 --> 00:17:52,295
I have a plan, but I'll need your help.
331
00:17:52,379 --> 00:17:58,279
Let's show Nurse Attrick we're not gonna
stand for this kind of treatment anymore!
332
00:17:58,928 --> 00:17:59,928
What?
333
00:18:04,058 --> 00:18:06,058
Ah, Florida!
334
00:18:06,143 --> 00:18:09,903
Your grandma's definitely here.
It's crawling with old people.
335
00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:13,280
And alligators!
336
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:19,780
All right, everyone. It's prune time.
337
00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:22,529
- Prunes!
- Ugh.
338
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:29,455
Fun, games and other off-limit things.
339
00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:31,291
That must be where it is.
340
00:18:34,171 --> 00:18:36,381
She plied me with prunes.
341
00:18:36,465 --> 00:18:39,425
- I done plum forgot the plan.
- What?
342
00:18:40,636 --> 00:18:42,546
You're bringing this on yourself.
343
00:18:42,638 --> 00:18:45,888
So I'm bringing these
to the recycling depot!
344
00:18:45,975 --> 00:18:47,805
Bye!
345
00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:50,353
We've gotta catch her! But how?
346
00:18:50,437 --> 00:18:52,397
We could take the bus.
347
00:18:55,526 --> 00:18:57,986
All right, everyone. Buckle up.
348
00:19:01,156 --> 00:19:05,616
We've checked all the old
people places: cruises, bingo halls...
349
00:19:05,703 --> 00:19:08,543
- Where'd you learn to drive?
- I didn't!
350
00:19:08,622 --> 00:19:12,172
Ooh, are we chasing the government?
351
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,591
A bus-load of screaming seniors?
352
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:16,460
Finally, a clue we can follow.
353
00:19:16,547 --> 00:19:18,467
Go, go, Gadget, old people pursuer.
354
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:27,306
Good riddance to agitating rubbish.
355
00:19:30,811 --> 00:19:32,901
Hand over the machine.
356
00:19:33,397 --> 00:19:37,687
I'm sorry, but I think you've had
quite enough excitement for one...
357
00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:39,486
Wowzers!
358
00:19:40,571 --> 00:19:43,911
- Oh, you poor baby!
- Yeah.
359
00:19:43,991 --> 00:19:47,451
I'm totally a baby.
360
00:19:47,536 --> 00:19:49,156
Compared to you!
361
00:19:51,832 --> 00:19:54,542
I'm one of them now.
362
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:56,876
No!
363
00:19:58,714 --> 00:20:02,054
Sorry, Pen. I'm turning everyone in Metro
into a bunch of blue hairs.
364
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,734
And there's nothing you can do.
365
00:20:03,761 --> 00:20:05,391
'Cause you're old.
366
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:08,141
He's right. I am old.
367
00:20:08,223 --> 00:20:11,443
So I guess I should start acting my age.
368
00:20:11,518 --> 00:20:14,348
Give your Granny Penny a kiss!
369
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,490
What a cute little thing you are.
370
00:20:20,569 --> 00:20:21,609
What?
371
00:20:21,695 --> 00:20:26,485
Stop touching me.
I can't take this anymore.
372
00:20:31,455 --> 00:20:35,285
Aww. I told you we'd find your gran.
This calls for a celebration.
373
00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:37,205
Go, go, Gadget, old school party.
374
00:20:48,138 --> 00:20:51,138
Let's do this, for old times' sake.
375
00:20:51,225 --> 00:20:55,555
I gotta shower, or this smell of mothballs
and hard candy will never come off!
376
00:20:58,982 --> 00:21:00,732
Congratulations, Gadget.
377
00:21:00,818 --> 00:21:04,238
We can all grow old,
knowing the world's safe in your hands.
378
00:21:04,321 --> 00:21:07,571
I'm just glad I could reunite
that little boy with his grandma.
379
00:21:08,909 --> 00:21:10,869
Go, go, Gadget, hanky!
380
00:21:13,622 --> 00:21:15,962
We've never felt so young.
381
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,131
And we want more! More!
382
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,000
Maybe Boy Dudez Con?
383
00:21:20,087 --> 00:21:21,837
I've got something even better.
384
00:21:21,922 --> 00:21:23,342
Antiquing!
385
00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:29,972
It's the same old story: failure.
386
00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:32,515
But I didn't fail to get you
a birthday present.
387
00:21:32,599 --> 00:21:35,439
It's a gently used MADthuselah machine.
388
00:21:39,106 --> 00:21:43,186
Next time, Gadget!
389
00:21:43,277 --> 00:21:46,107
Next time!
390
00:21:46,196 --> 00:21:47,796
What?
391
00:21:49,244 --> 00:21:52,144
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