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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:03,203 [whimsical music] 2 00:00:03,269 --> 00:00:04,371 [crackling] 3 00:00:04,437 --> 00:00:06,973 [spooky music] 4 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:09,676 [wind howling] 5 00:00:10,477 --> 00:00:12,412 [leaves rustling] 6 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:15,915 [dramatic, eerie music] 7 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:19,219 [animal howls] 8 00:00:19,285 --> 00:00:21,254 [crackling] 9 00:00:21,321 --> 00:00:23,323 -[wings flapping] -[squealing] 10 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:25,125 [boy] It's 24 hours until Halloween. 11 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:27,961 And Clyde and I are super pumped for trick-or-treating. 12 00:00:28,027 --> 00:00:29,596 After years of research, 13 00:00:29,662 --> 00:00:31,931 we have finally created the ultimate route 14 00:00:31,998 --> 00:00:33,533 to maximize candy consumption. 15 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,502 [boy] We are gonna crush our candy record. 16 00:00:35,568 --> 00:00:37,404 -Yeah, we are! -Boom. 17 00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:40,807 Royal Woods is the best town ever for trick-or-treating. 18 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,943 Everybody in this town loves Halloween. 19 00:00:44,010 --> 00:00:47,447 That house gives out full-size candy bars. 20 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:49,149 -All right. -Bye! 21 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:53,953 [boy] Mrs. Wright has the best homemade popcorn balls. 22 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,590 -[whistling] -[kids scream] 23 00:00:57,657 --> 00:00:59,492 -Good one! -[boy] There's scares 24 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:01,694 around every corner. 25 00:01:01,761 --> 00:01:03,730 [bell dings] 26 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:07,667 [boy] Even Flip goes all out with his spooky candy sale. 27 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:09,836 [slurps] 28 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:12,105 [boy] And, of course, 29 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:13,506 -there's our house. -Spooky! 30 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:15,542 We go kinda big. 31 00:01:18,311 --> 00:01:19,579 [screaming] 32 00:01:21,981 --> 00:01:24,350 -Hyah! -[screams] 33 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:28,655 [gasps] 34 00:01:29,522 --> 00:01:30,857 [screaming] 35 00:01:32,892 --> 00:01:36,296 Another satisfied customer. Have a spooky day! 36 00:01:36,362 --> 00:01:39,866 This is great. Our scare factor is way up. 37 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,401 [screams] 38 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:43,603 This year will be the spookiest, 39 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:45,972 most haunted Loud House 40 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:47,507 ever! [echoes] 41 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:49,976 [spooky music] 42 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:54,447 [chatter] 43 00:01:54,514 --> 00:01:57,183 [heavy breathing] 44 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:59,152 [door creaks] 45 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:01,020 [both scream] 46 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:02,188 Boo! 47 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:04,591 -Good one, Lil. -Monster five? 48 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:07,927 Who's next? 49 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:10,530 No one does Halloween like the Louds. 50 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:12,232 -Watch out! Oh! -Boo! 51 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:13,633 [laughs] Good one, Lily. 52 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,869 [boy] Every year, we have the craziest, scariest 53 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:18,238 Halloweeniest house in Royal Woods. 54 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:20,573 The Shroud House Spooktacular. 55 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,976 They say it takes a village to put on a Spooktacular. 56 00:02:23,042 --> 00:02:25,778 Luckily, with ten sisters, we are a village. 57 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:27,413 -[shouts] -[girl] Hey, little bro! 58 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,250 -Check out my theremin. -I'm missing all my parts! 59 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:31,651 [eerie music] 60 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:33,753 ♪ Come on you zombies on the prowl ♪ 61 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:36,389 ♪ I wanna hear you scream ♪ 62 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:38,691 Luna is our musical director. 63 00:02:38,758 --> 00:02:40,693 -Is your spine tingling? -Definitely. 64 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,896 My bones are chilled to the bone. 65 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:46,533 -Definitely missing something. -Definitely. 66 00:02:46,599 --> 00:02:49,168 Leni and Lola are in charge of costumes. 67 00:02:49,235 --> 00:02:50,403 I got it! 68 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:51,938 Blood red velvet. 69 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,941 Yes! It's dark academia meets the Upside Down 70 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,043 with a dash of zombiecore. Love! 71 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,312 Why do I always have to be your mannequin? 72 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:00,713 You have a perfect model's body. 73 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:02,582 Very little muscle structure. 74 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:03,883 And those hips! [giggles] 75 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:06,486 -[girl] Can somebody help me? -Oh, sorry! 76 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:08,588 -Gotta go! -Please! 77 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:11,324 [both chatter excitedly] 78 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:13,459 -[girl grunts] -[panting] Lisa! 79 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,028 [grunting] 80 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:19,365 [grunts] Much appreciated. 81 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:20,867 How is your pumpkin doing? 82 00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:24,203 Sorry. How's Esmeralda doing? 83 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:27,273 In Lisa's research, she found 84 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:28,641 that if you talk to your pumpkins 85 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:29,876 they'll grow faster. 86 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,878 And she's talked to Esmeralda... 87 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:34,948 [Lisa] There you are! 88 00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:37,784 ...a lot! 89 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:40,253 Good morning, Esmeralda! 90 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,288 Isn't it a spectacular day? 91 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:45,291 Your vine is looking extra robust! 92 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:46,759 Good job. 93 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:50,229 They've become new best friends, which is great-- 94 00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:51,931 [robotic voice] Excuse me. 95 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:54,634 Unless, of course, you're Lisa's old best friend. 96 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,803 Oops. Snack time. 97 00:03:56,869 --> 00:03:59,706 -How about pumpkin pie? -Awkward. 98 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:01,674 -I'll just get some clippers. -Really, Todd? 99 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:04,510 Your thing for my Cucurbita maxima is growing old. 100 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:06,613 Yep. Everybody pitches in. 101 00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:09,382 Lori, the oldest, is pretty much in charge of everything. 102 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:10,783 [gasps] Lincoln! What's going on 103 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:12,752 with your super-secret surprise finale? 104 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:15,588 -I need to know what it is. -I'll tell you what it is. 105 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:18,725 It's super-secret. You'll find out with the rest 106 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:21,427 -of the delighted neighborhood. -[groans] 107 00:04:22,228 --> 00:04:25,298 But the visionary behind our haunted extravaganza 108 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:28,101 is our very own queen of scream, 109 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:29,702 Lucy. 110 00:04:31,871 --> 00:04:33,239 Lucy? 111 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:36,776 She's standing right behind me, isn't she? 112 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:38,678 [spooky musical flourish] 113 00:04:41,047 --> 00:04:42,315 [screams] 114 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,618 See? That's why you are the master. 115 00:04:45,685 --> 00:04:47,220 -Booyah! -[screams] 116 00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:48,454 [thuds] 117 00:04:48,521 --> 00:04:49,756 [gravelly voice] Was the master. 118 00:04:49,822 --> 00:04:51,224 I'm breaking her scare record. 119 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:54,193 I've got ten so far, but I'm going for a 50-piece. 120 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:55,862 Yawn. 121 00:04:55,928 --> 00:04:57,830 Never bet against Lynn Loud. 122 00:04:58,564 --> 00:04:59,599 Now, who's next? 123 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:01,200 [mom] Lincoln, I need your help! 124 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:03,403 [sighs] Can Lucy do it? I'm kind of busy. 125 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:06,105 [mom] Whatever. I just need someone to test some candy. 126 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:07,774 -Wait, I want to do it! -[girl] Me, me, me, me, me! 127 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:09,809 -[quietly] Me, me. -She asked me! 128 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:12,111 -[angry groan] -[girl] Please, let me do it! 129 00:05:12,912 --> 00:05:14,213 Sigh. 130 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:15,782 [spooky music] 131 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:18,651 [whimsical music] 132 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:21,120 [panting] Mom's our CCO. 133 00:05:21,187 --> 00:05:22,789 Chief Candy Officer. 134 00:05:22,855 --> 00:05:25,191 And she's been taking it very seriously. 135 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:27,493 Dinner is served. 136 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,962 [all chatter excitedly] 137 00:05:34,767 --> 00:05:36,936 Try some gory gummy organs. 138 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,305 What do you think? I got a bunch more. 139 00:05:40,039 --> 00:05:42,208 [gasps] They brought back pancreas? 140 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:43,276 And spleen. 141 00:05:43,342 --> 00:05:44,711 [inhales sharply] 142 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:46,946 [cell phone rings] 143 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:48,781 [sighs] 144 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,950 Whenever I send myself reminders on my phone, 145 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,652 it's just a bunch of typos. 146 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:56,522 -What is "Durblish Point Sent"? -I don't know. 147 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:58,825 [whimsical music continues] 148 00:05:58,891 --> 00:06:01,327 -[whispers] Is she in here? -Dad's trying to avoid Lynn. 149 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:04,263 She keeps scaring the ding-dang-dickens out of me. 150 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:08,968 -Booyah! -[thuds] 151 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:12,672 [screaming, mumbling] 152 00:06:12,739 --> 00:06:14,073 Boo to the yah. 153 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:17,276 -[screams] -Boo! 154 00:06:17,343 --> 00:06:19,645 -[screams] -[thuds] 155 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:22,482 [both] You just got Lynn'd. 156 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:24,717 [sighs] She's relentless. 157 00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:26,052 I haven't slept in three days. 158 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,687 I'm actually starting to hallucinate. 159 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:30,123 "Durblish." What could Durblish mean? 160 00:06:30,189 --> 00:06:33,159 Hello. Husband spiraling into insanity. 161 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,460 Oh, honey. 162 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,662 I just need to relax. 163 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:39,398 A nice cup of hot tea, a cookie, and a nap. 164 00:06:39,866 --> 00:06:41,968 A nice, big, round cookie. 165 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,537 -Booyah! -[screams] 166 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:46,239 [thuds] 167 00:06:47,306 --> 00:06:49,041 [mom] How long have you been in there? 168 00:06:49,108 --> 00:06:51,944 Long enough to have eaten all the big, round cookies. 169 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:55,381 Okay, people. We still have a lot to do. 170 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:56,916 I still need updates on: 171 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:59,385 fake blood, corn maze, and candy distribution. 172 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:00,586 [machine sputters] 173 00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:02,121 Bull's-eye! 174 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:04,390 Say hello to the Candy Cannon Extreme. 175 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:07,593 I built this baby using old leaf blower, a telescope, 176 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:09,695 and the motor from Mr. Grouse's lawnmower. 177 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:11,731 Great shot. Uh, next time, 178 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:13,533 aim for a leg, or something fleshy. 179 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:16,035 Butts. Got it. 180 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,136 Yeah. 181 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:18,971 [girl] Fire bad! 182 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:20,306 Ha-ha! 183 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:21,541 -Whoa! -Wow. 184 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:23,209 Talk about a big dummy. 185 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,945 Thanks. Franken-coconuts is the official M.C. 186 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:29,048 for the Spooktacular... Monster of Ceremonies. 187 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,818 Oh, Lincoln, can you please give me the status 188 00:07:31,884 --> 00:07:33,619 of your super-secret surprise finale? 189 00:07:33,686 --> 00:07:34,954 No can do. 190 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:36,856 Doing a dry run of our trick-or-treating route. 191 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:38,858 We want to ensure maximum efficiency. 192 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:43,396 No! "Durblish Point Sent" means "dentist appointment"! 193 00:07:43,462 --> 00:07:46,732 We're late for the dentist. Let's go! Everybody in Vanzilla! 194 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,000 [dramatic music] 195 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:49,435 Go! 196 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:51,270 [tires squeal] 197 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:56,042 Ahh. 198 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:00,379 Ahh. 199 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:04,317 [both] Ahh. 200 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:07,053 [hissing] 201 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,690 Ahh. 202 00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:12,124 [camera shutter clicks] 203 00:08:12,758 --> 00:08:14,493 Ahh. 204 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:16,729 Ahh. 205 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:19,765 Ahh. 206 00:08:20,766 --> 00:08:22,902 [rock music] 207 00:08:25,404 --> 00:08:27,974 Okay. So, we're gonna give you some Novocaine. 208 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,909 No, thanks. I only like lemon-y things 209 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:31,711 -that don't hurt. -It'll only hurt a little. 210 00:08:31,777 --> 00:08:33,846 Barbara, syringe and light, please. 211 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:35,514 -Got it. -[all shout] 212 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:38,050 -That looks like it hurt a lot. -Why did you do that? 213 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:39,585 Oh, you forgot the light. 214 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:40,753 -Oh! -[dentist groans] 215 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:43,322 No, that looks like it hurt a lot. 216 00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:45,091 [curious music] 217 00:08:45,758 --> 00:08:47,126 The good news is, 218 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:50,129 I completed my dental degree last spring break for funsies. 219 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,665 The bad news is, everyone in this room 220 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:54,100 is riddled with cavities. 221 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,701 Present company included. 222 00:08:55,768 --> 00:08:57,069 Even me? 223 00:08:57,637 --> 00:09:00,006 -Especially you, Lily. -Whoops. 224 00:09:00,072 --> 00:09:01,440 Well, there must be some mistake. 225 00:09:01,507 --> 00:09:04,210 I'm always on you kids to take care of your teeth. 226 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,078 [Lincoln] Yeah, well, about that... 227 00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:07,880 Don't forget to floss! 228 00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:09,548 [all] Okay! 229 00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:10,750 Hmm. 230 00:09:10,816 --> 00:09:12,852 [comical music] 231 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,353 This is all my fault. 232 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:17,189 I've been feeding you kids candy nonstop. 233 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:19,825 Don't judge me, Barbara. 234 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,193 Don't judge her. 235 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:23,229 -[children chatter] -Thank you! 236 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,363 [upbeat music] 237 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:25,898 Wow! 238 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:31,203 If you didn't already know, that's super-influencer 239 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,339 Xander Coddington, AKA, Xan-Man. 240 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,675 -Group selfie! -He just moved to Royal Woods, 241 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:38,210 and throws the most epic parties. 242 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,012 Post that. 243 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:42,882 And... you're all famous. Tag me. 244 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:44,951 Clyde and I have been trying to get in with Xander 245 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:46,419 since the day he got into town. 246 00:09:46,485 --> 00:09:48,554 Tune in, Xander Nation, we're gonna be click-clocking 247 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:51,757 -a hot new game tonight. -Quick, let's make our move! 248 00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:53,059 Hey, Xander! 249 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:54,794 -[both groan] -[thudding] 250 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:56,429 Mom, I don't wanna get a filling. 251 00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:59,198 I'm supposed to do my fit check in front of the bowling alley. 252 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,068 You're going. Today's the only day Dr. Miller can see you. 253 00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:04,603 Actually, Dr. Miller can't see you today. 254 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:07,506 My sister scared Barbara, and she stabbed him in the cheek 255 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:08,941 with a giant needle. 256 00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:10,109 He's right. 257 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:11,777 -[scoffs] -Bet. 258 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:12,979 I'm outta here. 259 00:10:13,045 --> 00:10:15,181 -Thanks, um-- -Lincoln. Lincoln Loud. 260 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:16,983 We go to the same school. 261 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:18,617 I sit next to you in Science. 262 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:21,020 You knocked the wind out of me in dodgeball last week. 263 00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:23,689 Does this look familiar? [exaggerated gasping] 264 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,358 You're the one who pooped his pants? 265 00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:28,194 -No, that was my friend, Rusty. -Oh. 266 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:29,762 So, any plans for Halloween? 267 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:33,032 You're new. If you need tips on hot trick-or-treat spots, 268 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:35,534 me and my best friend Clyde have created a computer program 269 00:10:35,601 --> 00:10:37,770 that gives you the route to maximum candy consumption. 270 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:40,806 Thanks, but I don't do the trick-or-treating thing anymore. 271 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:42,842 I gave that up once I hit middle school. 272 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:45,277 Kids our age are too old to be trick-or-treating. 273 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:46,679 [fake laugh] 274 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:49,281 What?! No trick-or-treating?! 275 00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:50,916 That's insane. 276 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,586 [awkward chuckle] Yeah. Totally. 277 00:10:53,652 --> 00:10:54,787 I was just giving you tips 278 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,389 in case you wanted to pass them along 279 00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:59,492 to some younger kids who clearly aren't as cool as us. 280 00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:00,893 Alright. I gotta bounce. 281 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:04,096 [laughs] Cool. Can I, uh, bounce with you? 282 00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:07,166 Or you can bounce by yourself. 283 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,168 If that's how you prefer to bounce. 284 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,237 [laughs] Deuces, Lincoln. 285 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,809 You're looking especially orange today. 286 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:19,178 Okay, Lisa, your pumpkin is-- 287 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:22,581 Esmeralda is looking great. 288 00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:24,450 She certainly is. 289 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,552 We've taken quite the journey together. 290 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,621 Oh, that's adorable. 291 00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:33,059 Okay, let's carve this big girl up! 292 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:35,394 But I don't wanna carve Esmeralda up! 293 00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:36,695 I'll do it! 294 00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:38,164 I wanna do it! 295 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:40,266 Do what? I wanna do it! And I wanna do it the fastest. 296 00:11:40,332 --> 00:11:43,369 I'm gonna put a smile on that pumpkin's face! 297 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:44,804 It's mine! 298 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,338 -Let me at that thing! -No! 299 00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:48,374 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let's not get hasty here. 300 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,976 Perhaps we could do something a little less invasive. 301 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:52,812 Like drawing a smiley face on her 302 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:55,347 with some nontoxic, washable markers. 303 00:11:55,414 --> 00:11:59,318 O-M-G, Lisa. Have you become friends with your pumpkin? 304 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,220 She is. It is ridiculous. 305 00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:03,589 That thing isn't even human. 306 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,458 [saw buzzing] 307 00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:06,525 That's my chainsaw. 308 00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:09,595 -You snooze, you lose. -Ooh, ooh. 309 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,032 [chainsaw buzzing] 310 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:14,533 [excited chatter] 311 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,702 No! No, stop! 312 00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:18,003 Esmeralda! 313 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:20,739 [suspenseful music] 314 00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:23,342 I know this sounds crazy, 315 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,744 but I don't think we should go trick-or-treating. 316 00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:27,780 Okay, so, just to be clear, 317 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:31,383 you don't think we should go and get bags and bags of free candy? 318 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:32,651 Yes. 319 00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:34,320 Come here. 320 00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:39,125 Just hear me out. 321 00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:42,728 You may change your mind after you see this. 322 00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:47,032 Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack. We're going old school. 323 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,101 My dads had these made by the wardrobe lady 324 00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:50,336 at their theater group. 325 00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:52,972 She sewed in real fake muscles and abs. 326 00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:56,308 Listen. I know the idea of not trick-or-treating 327 00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:59,778 sounds ridiculous, but I was talking to Xander Codding-- 328 00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:01,981 Xander Coddington talked to you?! 329 00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:03,282 He knew who you were? 330 00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:05,284 I had to jog his memory a little. 331 00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:08,087 But the point is, he said we're too old for trick-or-treating. 332 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:09,922 -And I think he's right. -[scream effect] 333 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:11,290 Not gonna go trick-or-treating? 334 00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,259 We'll never go trick-or-treating again? 335 00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:15,060 Clyde, you wanna get in with Xander 336 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,496 -and his amazing parties? -Yeah. 337 00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:20,432 If we don't get in with him now, we're gonna get left behind. 338 00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,234 I don't wanna spend the rest of school 339 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:25,571 on the outside of the cool group just so we can get candy. 340 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,839 [scoffs] I mean-- 341 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,274 There's the guy that saved me 342 00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:29,675 from that lame dentist visit. 343 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:33,145 -Lincoln, what's up? -Hey, Xander. How are you? 344 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:36,682 -I mean, 'sup? 'Sup. -'Sup. 345 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:39,718 I'm having a party tonight at my crib. You should stop by. 346 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,987 Yeah. Cool. 347 00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:44,290 Sure. Cool. Totally. 348 00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:45,858 My brother works at the junkyard, 349 00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:49,428 and he found this old disco ball, so it's gonna be #fancy. 350 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,863 Sweet. 351 00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:53,732 Hey, Clyde. What's good? 352 00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:55,134 [sputters] 353 00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:57,303 What's good? [exaggerated laugh] 354 00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:58,671 Everything's good. 355 00:13:58,737 --> 00:14:01,340 It's all good. It's all good in the hood. 356 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:03,776 [whispers] He knows my name. 357 00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:05,844 Tight. 358 00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,546 -Tight. -Tight. 359 00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:08,781 Super tight. 360 00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:11,383 Hey, uh, nice costumes. 361 00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:15,354 -Those aren't ours. -We were just saving them 362 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,189 for some young trick-or-treaters, 363 00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:19,291 because we don't do that anymore. 364 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,126 Alright, see ya tonight. 365 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:27,866 [both] We're so going to Xander's party! 366 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,936 My apologies, Esmeralda. 367 00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,305 But your smile looks simply splendid. 368 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:36,041 [faint spooky music] 369 00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:38,477 [wind howling] 370 00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:41,847 [lighter flicking] 371 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:44,617 -[gasps] -Gasp. 372 00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:47,286 It's not polite to sneak up on people like that. 373 00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:48,787 That's why I'm hiding down here. 374 00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:51,390 You'd tell me if Lynn was down here, right? 375 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:52,558 Maybe. 376 00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:56,595 Alright, I'm just, uh, you know, setting up a little 377 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:59,298 Lynn-tastic Relaxation Station. See? 378 00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:01,267 -[chuckles] -Why? 379 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,402 Well, maybe because I'm, uh... 380 00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:05,437 What is the word? Um... 381 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,906 spiraling into insanity?! 382 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,376 Can you spiral over to that box 383 00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:12,544 and see if there's a head in a jar? 384 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,148 Why would you put a head-- 385 00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:18,450 You know what? I don't want to know. 386 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,353 [shouts] 387 00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:25,691 Why would you put my-- 388 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,227 You know what? I still don't want to know. 389 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:30,429 I'm just gonna put me back now. 390 00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:31,997 -[slicing sound] -Ow! 391 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:34,600 [groans] What the heck? 392 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,770 Uh-oh. That's not good. 393 00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:39,405 Define "not good." 394 00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:41,640 Nothing. [chuckles half-heartedly] 395 00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:47,212 What did I just cut myself with? 396 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,714 Sigh. 397 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,115 Define "sigh". 398 00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:53,218 That's a ceremonial necklace made from the teeth of Romulus, 399 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,754 the most vicious werewolf the world has ever seen. 400 00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:58,524 One scratch, and your fate is sealed. 401 00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:01,193 You will be transformed into a hairy, 402 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:04,096 bloodthirsty, feral beast. 403 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,198 [distant snarl] 404 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,599 Okay. 405 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:10,002 You should probably put a warning on these things. 406 00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:15,874 [musical flourish] 407 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,477 I did not see that. 408 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,512 -[squishing sounds] -Ah! 409 00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:22,781 You'll also have an insatiable appetite for meat. 410 00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:25,517 Huh, well, eh, I just had lunch, so, you know... 411 00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:27,553 I mean, yeah, sure, I could go for a steak, 412 00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,822 but I could go for a lot of things, like a... 413 00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:32,658 That's funny. I was gonna say steak again. 414 00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:36,028 How come I can't stop thinking about steaks? 415 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:37,529 [cow mooing sound] 416 00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:39,598 -[whistle blows] -[Lori] Family meeting! 417 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,633 -I guess I'm gonna go upstairs. -[box clatters] 418 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,302 -[Lucy] Careful! -[stammering] 419 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:46,405 That's a little... Hang in there, Lynn. 420 00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,374 [howling sound] 421 00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:52,411 Gonna get through this, Lynn. You're gonna get through this. 422 00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:56,348 Wait. These are just my fake goblin teeth. 423 00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:58,016 Harmless. 424 00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:03,255 [sighs] People, we have to close the fridge. 425 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:06,925 [shouts] Lynn! Ohh! Luan! 426 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,629 Can I have a bite of that? 427 00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:18,036 [snarls] 428 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:20,606 [ferocious eating sounds] 429 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:27,312 Wow, you ate that like a bloodthirsty, feral beast. 430 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,747 [gasps] 431 00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:29,982 [dramatic music] 432 00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:31,316 It's starting. 433 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,922 Tell the others I'm not gonna make it to the meeting. 434 00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:38,824 And, um... 435 00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:41,760 I'm just gonna go down to the basement. 436 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,929 Do you mind locking the door behind me? 437 00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:47,032 Not because I'm turning into a werewolf or anything. It's... 438 00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:48,801 something else. 439 00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,942 -Lock the door! -Okay. 440 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:02,981 -My dad is weird. -[whistle blows] 441 00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:05,117 [angry chatter] 442 00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:09,121 -[blows whistle] -[chatter stops] 443 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,489 I literally cannot believe 444 00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,424 that you are bailing on the Spooktacular. 445 00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:15,360 -And trick-or-treating! -Who passes up free candy? 446 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,362 Clyde and I are too old to dress up. 447 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,865 Yeah. Besides, it's just candy. 448 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,433 Come here. 449 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,001 Yes, come here. 450 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,138 -Ow! -Bozos. 451 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:29,675 -[chatter resumes] -I should've seen that coming. 452 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,811 Okay, skip trick-or-treating if you want, 453 00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:34,746 but the Spooktacular is a loud tradition. 454 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:36,849 I came home from college for this. 455 00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:39,985 Our collective attendance record has been 100 percent. 456 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:43,021 -One hundred. -And, we've never missed one. 457 00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:45,791 The entire town is gonna be here in two hours! 458 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:50,128 And without you, we don't have a surprise finale. 459 00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:51,763 You can still change your mind. 460 00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,265 [all agreeing] 461 00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:54,666 I'm sorry, but... 462 00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:56,702 Clyde and I have made our decision. 463 00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:58,837 -Mmm. -We're going to Xander's party. 464 00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:01,006 It's gonna be the coolest thing ever. 465 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,041 -That's so lame. -Lame. 466 00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:04,543 What's so cool about it anyways? 467 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,845 What even happens at one of Xander's parties? 468 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:09,114 [excited chatter] 469 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:15,487 That's when Clyde and I realized we were in over our heads. 470 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:18,090 What happens at a middle school party? 471 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,859 Seriously. What happens? 472 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,127 I have no idea. 473 00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:23,495 I can't believe you got invited 474 00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:25,364 to Xander Coddington's party. 475 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,766 -They're epic. -He's that internet feller. 476 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,536 -Must be nice. -He doesn't even know I exist. 477 00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:32,204 He doesn't even know my name. 478 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:33,939 He knew my name. 479 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,107 Did he know my name? 480 00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:37,676 He remembered you pooped your pants in dodgeball. 481 00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:40,412 Yes! In. Your. Faces. 482 00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:42,314 In your gym shorts. 483 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:45,117 -You should come with us. -We've got better things to do. 484 00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:46,585 Yeah, we do. 485 00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:48,787 While you guys are rubbing elbows with Xander, 486 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,290 we're gonna catch ourselves a Cryptid. 487 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,025 Yee-haw! 488 00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:55,527 You really gonna climb that mountain again? 489 00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:57,563 Clyde has a point. 490 00:19:57,629 --> 00:19:59,398 Our enthusiasm for monster hunting 491 00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:01,366 vastly outweighs our abilities. 492 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,335 Tonight's the night. I can feel it. 493 00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:05,003 Guys, let's stay focused. 494 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:07,573 We have no idea what happens at a middle school party. 495 00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:08,707 What do we wear? 496 00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:12,010 Maybe some big city suit, like the Monopoly guy? 497 00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:15,948 You can never go wrong with a top hat and a monocle. 498 00:20:16,014 --> 00:20:18,183 [curious music] 499 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,651 -Moving on. -Dancing. 500 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,920 -Thumbs up or thumbs down? -Way down. 501 00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:23,889 Xander will be doing moves so trendy, 502 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,991 they haven't been invented yet. 503 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,126 I know a thing or two about square dancing. 504 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,797 Oh! Talking about aliens is always a good ice breaker. 505 00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:35,434 You guys need more than what we can offer. 506 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,337 Might I suggest your friend and mine, 507 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,939 the internet, check it out. 508 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,345 [owl hooting] 509 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,080 Everybody in their places! 510 00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:49,181 -Check. -Check. 511 00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:50,248 -Check. -Check. 512 00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:51,316 -Check. -Check. 513 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:52,384 -Check. -Check. 514 00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,486 -Check. -Check. Meow. 515 00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:55,621 Candy Cannon? 516 00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,656 Cannon ready. Waiting for candy. 517 00:20:57,723 --> 00:21:00,192 Lynn, how's it coming with the Headless Horseman? 518 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,794 Still headless. 519 00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:06,999 Mmm. Ketchup. 520 00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:08,967 Mom, where's the candy? 521 00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:11,937 [sighs] After our disastrous trip to the dentist, 522 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,606 I realized the error of my ways. 523 00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:16,041 No more cavities. 524 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:20,178 So, this year, we're giving away toothbrushes. 525 00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:22,280 [dramatic music] 526 00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:27,319 No! [echoes] 527 00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:30,489 Oh, yeah. I got a bunch more! 528 00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:32,157 This is bad. 529 00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:35,961 It's okay, Lynn. Just relax. 530 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:38,130 So you got scratched by Romulus' werewolf teeth. 531 00:21:38,196 --> 00:21:40,265 That doesn't mean you're gonna turn into a werewolf. 532 00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:42,868 You know what? Just don't, uh, don't-don't think about it. 533 00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:45,170 There we go. [relieved sigh] 534 00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:48,807 I'm thinking about it. 535 00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:52,644 Oh. That's sharp. 536 00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:56,815 [gasps] What is that? 537 00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:00,552 Ah! 538 00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:02,254 [gasps] 539 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:04,856 It's happening. 540 00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:07,125 Everything is ready except 541 00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:10,262 for Lincoln's super-secret surprise finale. 542 00:22:10,328 --> 00:22:11,963 You guys don't need me. 543 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:13,031 You got this. 544 00:22:13,098 --> 00:22:14,633 [melancholy music] 545 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:17,736 Look, we're sorry, but we have to do this. 546 00:22:21,473 --> 00:22:23,675 Good luck. Come on, Clyde. 547 00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:25,077 Let's hit the party. 548 00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:27,679 Places, people! 549 00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:29,347 [energetic music] 550 00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:31,316 [gasps] So cold. 551 00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:32,584 [panting] 552 00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:34,419 Gloves. Gloves. 553 00:22:34,486 --> 00:22:36,922 [grunting] 554 00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:45,363 These are adorable! [panting] 555 00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:48,633 What? Okay. 556 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,170 [screams] 557 00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:54,272 Stay strong. 558 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,209 Must fight transformation. 559 00:22:57,275 --> 00:22:59,411 [gasping] So cold. 560 00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:03,815 [shouts] Must not look at the moon. 561 00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:06,118 [shouts] 562 00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:08,920 I'm looking at the moon! 563 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:10,522 [sobs] 564 00:23:10,589 --> 00:23:12,657 [grunting] 565 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:17,295 So much glue on my face! 566 00:23:17,362 --> 00:23:18,997 [grunts, then shouts] 567 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,066 [groaning] 568 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:25,403 Such a furry bean bag! So much hair! 569 00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:27,572 [panicked grunting] 570 00:23:27,639 --> 00:23:29,674 Get it off! 571 00:23:33,111 --> 00:23:35,647 [howls] 572 00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:38,817 [excited chatter] 573 00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:41,319 Pardon me! 574 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,089 I can't wait for the show! 575 00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:48,126 We are go for the Spooktacular. I repeat, 576 00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:49,628 we are a go! 577 00:23:49,694 --> 00:23:52,631 -[cheering] -[ghost] I'm so excited! 578 00:23:52,697 --> 00:23:54,966 Luan, you are on in ten, nine-- 579 00:23:55,033 --> 00:23:57,035 [Lana on walkie] Lori, come in! Come in! 580 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,638 I repeat, Lori, come in! We have a problem. 581 00:23:59,704 --> 00:24:01,606 Lana, we are literally starting. 582 00:24:01,673 --> 00:24:03,308 Stay off the comms. 583 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:05,544 Uh... 584 00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:08,580 And... cue Coconuts! 585 00:24:08,647 --> 00:24:10,015 [spooky music] 586 00:24:10,081 --> 00:24:13,685 Happy Halloween, my fiends! 587 00:24:13,752 --> 00:24:17,189 Hope you're creeping it real! 588 00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:19,224 [laughter] 589 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:24,362 Welcome to the Shroudhouse Spooktacular! 590 00:24:24,429 --> 00:24:27,032 [cheering] 591 00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:31,002 Are you ready for the beast? 592 00:24:31,069 --> 00:24:33,038 -[soft growling] -[crowd gasps] 593 00:24:36,741 --> 00:24:37,876 [powering up] 594 00:24:37,943 --> 00:24:40,145 [boy] The beast? What is the beast? 595 00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:47,986 [cheers and applause] 596 00:24:49,187 --> 00:24:51,990 [howls] 597 00:24:52,057 --> 00:24:55,093 ["Spooky Night" playing] 598 00:25:06,771 --> 00:25:11,376 ♪ So, by a show of hands who believes this jam is haunted? ♪ 599 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,246 Haunted! 600 00:25:14,312 --> 00:25:16,548 ♪ Come on zombies on the prowl ♪ 601 00:25:16,615 --> 00:25:18,350 ♪ I wanna hear you scream ♪ 602 00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:20,952 [screams] 603 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:22,420 ♪ Bats wanna play ♪ 604 00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:24,189 ♪ Freakin' out till break of day ♪ 605 00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:26,324 ♪ This is the party of our lives ♪ 606 00:25:26,391 --> 00:25:29,995 ♪ Let the spirits lead the way-ay ♪ 607 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:33,999 ♪ Yeah-yeah-yeah ♪ 608 00:25:34,966 --> 00:25:36,768 ♪ It's a spooky night ♪ 609 00:25:36,835 --> 00:25:38,770 ♪ This house is haunted ♪ 610 00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:40,238 ♪ It's filled with fright ♪ 611 00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:43,275 ♪ Like the ghosts wanted Come on ♪ 612 00:25:43,341 --> 00:25:47,045 ♪ Together it feels so right ♪ 613 00:25:47,112 --> 00:25:48,914 ♪ Oh what a spooky night ♪ 614 00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:50,749 ♪ It's a spooky night ♪ 615 00:25:50,815 --> 00:25:54,052 ♪ I wanna hear you scream, yeah ♪ 616 00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:57,589 ♪ And somehow the fright feels right ♪ 617 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:01,393 [Lincoln] You ready to rock Xander's' party? 618 00:26:01,459 --> 00:26:03,061 [Clyde] Let's do this. 619 00:26:03,128 --> 00:26:04,963 [music and chatter] 620 00:26:05,030 --> 00:26:06,264 -'Sup? -'Sup? 621 00:26:06,965 --> 00:26:08,566 What's up? 622 00:26:08,633 --> 00:26:10,435 Hey, what's up? 623 00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:15,040 [both] 'Sup? 624 00:26:15,106 --> 00:26:17,909 [playing "Spooky Night"] 625 00:26:21,813 --> 00:26:23,214 ♪ Goblins, give it up ♪ 626 00:26:23,281 --> 00:26:25,717 ♪ For the witches and the werewolves ♪ 627 00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:27,419 [cackles] 628 00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:30,188 ♪ It's all a manic mystery ♪ 629 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:31,790 ♪ From the shadows they howl ♪ 630 00:26:31,856 --> 00:26:34,092 [howling] 631 00:26:35,794 --> 00:26:37,262 ♪ If you're getting scared ♪ 632 00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:40,098 ♪ Then you better call your mommy ♪ 633 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:46,204 ♪ Now let's all jump on a broom We can go for a ride! ♪ 634 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,273 [cackling] 635 00:26:49,474 --> 00:26:52,243 ♪ Creeping, they crawl, demon creatures big and small ♪ 636 00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:54,379 ♪ Look out, here they come ♪ 637 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:57,916 ♪ Gonna panic one and all ♪ 638 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:01,686 ♪ Whoa-whoa-whoa ♪ 639 00:27:01,753 --> 00:27:03,955 [music and chatter] 640 00:27:04,022 --> 00:27:06,191 Mmm. So good. 641 00:27:06,257 --> 00:27:07,926 [grunting] 642 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:11,229 You know, these things are delicious! 643 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:13,231 -[stomach rumbling] -Dude... 644 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:14,466 Hmm? 645 00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:18,169 Don't mention anything to Xander, 646 00:27:18,236 --> 00:27:20,672 but do you know where he keeps his plunger? 647 00:27:22,807 --> 00:27:24,609 Dude. 648 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:28,947 ♪ It's a spooky night This house is haunted ♪ 649 00:27:29,014 --> 00:27:31,182 ♪ Yeah, it's filled with fright ♪ 650 00:27:31,249 --> 00:27:33,752 ♪ Like the ghosts wanted Come on ♪ 651 00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:37,255 ♪ Together it feels so right ♪ 652 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,124 ♪ Oh what a spooky night! ♪ 653 00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:42,427 ♪ It's a spooky night This house is haunted ♪ 654 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,596 ♪ Yeah it's filled with fright ♪ 655 00:27:44,662 --> 00:27:48,199 ♪ Like the ghosts wanted Come on ♪ 656 00:27:48,266 --> 00:27:51,036 ♪ Together it feels so right ♪ 657 00:27:51,102 --> 00:27:53,171 ♪ Oh what a spooky night ♪ 658 00:27:53,238 --> 00:27:56,574 ♪ It's a spooky night I wanna hear you scream ♪ 659 00:27:56,641 --> 00:28:02,480 ♪ Yeah, and so now the fright feels right ♪ 660 00:28:02,547 --> 00:28:04,249 I'm Lucy. 661 00:28:04,315 --> 00:28:05,617 Haunted. 662 00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:09,354 [spooky music] 663 00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:10,722 [snarls] 664 00:28:10,789 --> 00:28:13,324 [cheering] 665 00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:15,060 Happy Halloween. 666 00:28:15,126 --> 00:28:17,762 Thanks for coming, everybody! 667 00:28:17,829 --> 00:28:19,097 [cheering] 668 00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:22,267 -Enjoy the Haunted Maize Maze. -Wait! What?! 669 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,936 Where's Lincoln's Super Secret Finale? 670 00:28:25,003 --> 00:28:26,938 Oh. Um, well... [uncomfortable laugh] 671 00:28:27,005 --> 00:28:29,474 Lincoln had somewhere else to be, 672 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:34,612 but who is ready for some treats with a capital EAT? 673 00:28:34,679 --> 00:28:37,482 Lana, I'm not seeing any treats. 674 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:40,185 [all chanting] Candy! 675 00:28:40,251 --> 00:28:42,887 That's what I've been trying to tell y'all. 676 00:28:42,954 --> 00:28:45,890 -Lana, treats now! -Here goes nothing. 677 00:28:45,957 --> 00:28:47,258 [dramatic music] 678 00:28:47,325 --> 00:28:49,761 This is gonna be bad. 679 00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:51,529 [chatter] 680 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,634 [girl] I got one! 681 00:29:02,607 --> 00:29:06,277 -Toothbrushes? -[all] Toothbrushes?! 682 00:29:06,344 --> 00:29:09,047 -And toothpaste? -Seriously? 683 00:29:09,114 --> 00:29:11,116 [angry chatter] 684 00:29:11,182 --> 00:29:14,853 No. It's just a little candy mix-up. 685 00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:16,621 Where are the treats?! 686 00:29:16,688 --> 00:29:18,623 I threw it away. 687 00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:20,225 Don't forget to brush! 688 00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:22,794 Don't tooth-shame my kid! 689 00:29:22,861 --> 00:29:23,895 Uh-oh. 690 00:29:23,962 --> 00:29:27,098 -[gulps] -[angry shouting] 691 00:29:27,165 --> 00:29:30,401 [chanting resumes] Candy! 692 00:29:30,468 --> 00:29:31,402 Code Red. 693 00:29:31,469 --> 00:29:34,005 We have a Halloween emergency! 694 00:29:34,072 --> 00:29:36,374 I can't believe the internet let us down. 695 00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:37,976 We gotta get it together. 696 00:29:38,042 --> 00:29:41,513 If we blow this, we'll never get invited to anything ever again. 697 00:29:41,579 --> 00:29:43,781 [Xander chattering] 698 00:29:43,848 --> 00:29:46,351 ♪ Yeah, dancing hands Dancing hands, dance ♪ 699 00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:49,053 ♪ Dance Dance ♪ 700 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,622 [cheering] 701 00:29:50,688 --> 00:29:53,625 All right, party people, who can beat that, huh? 702 00:29:53,691 --> 00:29:56,828 Clyde, it's time to shine. 703 00:29:56,895 --> 00:30:00,665 [chanting] Candy! 704 00:30:00,732 --> 00:30:02,867 What do these people want? 705 00:30:02,934 --> 00:30:05,637 Uh... I think they want candy. 706 00:30:05,703 --> 00:30:07,572 Okay, we found some stuff in the fridge. 707 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:10,642 Check it out. We couldn't find anything sweet, 708 00:30:10,708 --> 00:30:12,076 but we got this. 709 00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:14,679 [chanting continues] 710 00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:16,514 [chanting stops] 711 00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:20,218 -Butter?! -[all groan] 712 00:30:20,285 --> 00:30:24,055 I'm lactose intolerant! They're trying to murder us! 713 00:30:24,122 --> 00:30:25,924 That's really not true. 714 00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:28,326 -[anxious chattering] -Uh-oh. 715 00:30:28,393 --> 00:30:29,861 This is a nightmare! 716 00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:32,497 [chanting resumes] Candy! 717 00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:34,732 Maybe they'll get tired and go home. 718 00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:36,301 Uh, I don't think so. 719 00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:39,304 Remember that one Halloween those people gave out apples? 720 00:30:39,971 --> 00:30:41,706 [doorbell rings] 721 00:30:44,943 --> 00:30:47,545 [all] How do you like them apples? 722 00:30:48,947 --> 00:30:51,616 [all] How do you like them apples? 723 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:54,752 My revolution may have been a horrible mistake. 724 00:30:54,819 --> 00:30:57,188 -You think? -Word is gonna spread fast. 725 00:30:57,255 --> 00:30:59,023 What? How? 726 00:30:59,724 --> 00:31:02,160 [boy 1] I'm gonna text everyone I know! 727 00:31:02,227 --> 00:31:04,128 [girl] I'm calling my mom. 728 00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:05,330 [boy 2] I want candy! 729 00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:07,265 [girl] My mom's gonna talk about... 730 00:31:07,332 --> 00:31:09,834 This is so out there. 731 00:31:09,901 --> 00:31:13,037 Um... I think we need candy. 732 00:31:13,104 --> 00:31:14,172 On it. 733 00:31:14,239 --> 00:31:15,907 Wanna try the lettuce? 734 00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:18,810 ["Transformation" playing] 735 00:31:20,778 --> 00:31:22,280 ♪ Transformation ♪ 736 00:31:22,347 --> 00:31:24,482 ♪ Transformation ♪ 737 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:28,419 ♪ The skin is thin of the rock and roll nation ♪ 738 00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:30,121 -Oh! -[microphone feedback] 739 00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:32,557 -[thuds] -[singing fades] 740 00:31:32,624 --> 00:31:35,660 -[music fades] -That kid killed Xander! 741 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,729 [suspenseful music] 742 00:31:38,529 --> 00:31:40,031 Thank you, and goodnight. 743 00:31:40,098 --> 00:31:41,899 [mom] Lynn? 744 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:43,968 [dad snarls] 745 00:31:44,035 --> 00:31:45,136 [clicks light switch] 746 00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:46,604 Oh. 747 00:31:49,173 --> 00:31:50,842 Lynn? 748 00:31:52,343 --> 00:31:54,812 -Lynn! -Stay back! 749 00:31:54,879 --> 00:31:58,149 -I'm dangerous. -What's wrong with your voice? 750 00:31:58,216 --> 00:32:01,286 I'm a... a werewolf. 751 00:32:04,155 --> 00:32:07,258 -[snarls] -Oh, your costume's so great! 752 00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:09,661 Don't challenge the beast inside me! 753 00:32:09,727 --> 00:32:11,262 Oh, very scary. 754 00:32:12,030 --> 00:32:13,364 Look, I messed up. 755 00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:15,199 The whole house is in danger now. 756 00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:18,202 The family? In danger? 757 00:32:19,370 --> 00:32:21,739 I need you to go get some candy, fast. 758 00:32:21,806 --> 00:32:23,641 Protect the pack. 759 00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:25,910 Yeah, protect the pack. Whatever. 760 00:32:25,977 --> 00:32:28,913 -Just now! Go! -[howls] 761 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:31,683 -[scoffs] -[dad panting] 762 00:32:32,717 --> 00:32:36,287 -[mom] Candy! -[dad] Candy! 763 00:32:37,221 --> 00:32:38,923 [grunting] 764 00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:43,161 Candy. 765 00:32:43,227 --> 00:32:44,262 [suspenseful music] 766 00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:46,631 [grunting] 767 00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:47,699 Ow! 768 00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:49,867 [spooky music] 769 00:32:53,171 --> 00:32:54,472 We've got a full moon, 770 00:32:54,539 --> 00:32:56,941 it's Halloween, and still no Cryptids. 771 00:32:57,008 --> 00:32:59,110 Hey, where's Zach? 772 00:32:59,177 --> 00:33:01,112 -[rustling] -[kids shout] 773 00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:02,413 Hey. 774 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,815 How long were you there? 775 00:33:03,881 --> 00:33:06,784 Hard to tell, fell asleep. Probably a good hour. 776 00:33:09,053 --> 00:33:10,521 -[owl hooting] -[grunting] 777 00:33:10,588 --> 00:33:14,025 Family needs... [sniffs] ...candy. 778 00:33:20,398 --> 00:33:22,633 Well, think I'll call it a night. 779 00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:25,536 I'm more tuckered than a tomcat with a belly full of warm milk. 780 00:33:25,603 --> 00:33:27,839 Shush-shush-shush! Wait. 781 00:33:27,905 --> 00:33:29,874 What is that? 782 00:33:29,941 --> 00:33:31,175 [goggles squeak] 783 00:33:31,242 --> 00:33:34,278 [suspenseful music] 784 00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:35,947 [panting] 785 00:33:36,914 --> 00:33:38,616 [shouts in pain] 786 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,485 [howls] 787 00:33:47,892 --> 00:33:50,495 [howls] 788 00:33:50,561 --> 00:33:52,697 [howling continues] 789 00:33:52,764 --> 00:33:54,399 [all] Werewolf! 790 00:33:54,465 --> 00:33:57,368 [all shout excitedly] 791 00:33:57,435 --> 00:33:59,804 [music and chatter] 792 00:34:01,472 --> 00:34:04,275 Clyde, how did we screw this up so bad? 793 00:34:04,342 --> 00:34:06,043 Hey, I was just rockin' out. 794 00:34:06,110 --> 00:34:08,946 You're the one who launched a microphone at Xander's head. 795 00:34:09,013 --> 00:34:11,315 Yep. We blew it. 796 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:12,483 You blew it. 797 00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:14,252 Hey, at least we knocked out 798 00:34:14,318 --> 00:34:15,520 a famous influencer. 799 00:34:15,586 --> 00:34:16,888 That'll be a cool story to tell some day. 800 00:34:16,954 --> 00:34:19,957 Yeah, to all the parties we're not invited to. 801 00:34:20,024 --> 00:34:23,694 [phone alerts chiming] 802 00:34:23,761 --> 00:34:26,130 Guys, you're not gonna believe this. 803 00:34:26,197 --> 00:34:29,500 Some house is giving away toothbrushes instead of candy. 804 00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:31,135 This is outrageous! 805 00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:33,070 Why is everyone pushing dental care? 806 00:34:33,137 --> 00:34:35,540 I'm so sick of dental care! 807 00:34:35,606 --> 00:34:37,108 -[chatter] -[Lincoln] Clyde, 808 00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:38,776 here's our chance. 809 00:34:40,511 --> 00:34:42,713 We should trick 'em! 810 00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:44,482 [abrupt silence] 811 00:34:44,549 --> 00:34:45,850 What are you doing? 812 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,819 -[whispers] I have a plan. -I'm listening. 813 00:34:47,885 --> 00:34:50,288 We can't let these people off the hook. 814 00:34:50,354 --> 00:34:52,123 They're messing up Halloween, 815 00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:53,624 we should mess up their house. 816 00:34:53,691 --> 00:34:56,260 Yeah! That Lincoln kid makes sense! 817 00:34:56,327 --> 00:34:58,029 [all] Yeah! 818 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,298 -Yeah! -Alright, let's bounce! 819 00:35:00,364 --> 00:35:02,633 [cheering] 820 00:35:03,234 --> 00:35:05,102 [clock ticking] 821 00:35:06,804 --> 00:35:08,840 [eerie music] 822 00:35:15,546 --> 00:35:16,714 Is anyone out there? 823 00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:18,516 I can't take the suspense. 824 00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:20,351 -[girl's scream] -[all scream] 825 00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:21,752 What the heck was that? 826 00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:27,091 -Grandfather clock app. Sorry. -[girl's scream] 827 00:35:27,692 --> 00:35:30,027 Where is Dad with the candy? 828 00:35:30,094 --> 00:35:31,696 -I don't know. -Wait. 829 00:35:31,762 --> 00:35:33,998 -[footsteps] -Do you guys hear that? 830 00:35:38,536 --> 00:35:40,605 -[knocking] -[all scream] 831 00:35:40,671 --> 00:35:43,407 Alright, let's do this. 832 00:35:45,142 --> 00:35:46,978 [dramatic music] 833 00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:52,984 -[Luan] You've got this, Mom. -Really? 834 00:35:53,050 --> 00:35:56,420 Well, to be fair, you did purchase the toothbrushes. 835 00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:58,890 -[awkward laughter] -Okay. 836 00:36:00,358 --> 00:36:01,893 [screaming] 837 00:36:02,894 --> 00:36:05,363 I heard you're giving away butter. 838 00:36:05,429 --> 00:36:06,597 Oh. 839 00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:09,901 -Okay. -Hit the bricks, kid. 840 00:36:10,968 --> 00:36:12,770 [clamoring] 841 00:36:14,305 --> 00:36:15,706 We did it, buddy. 842 00:36:15,773 --> 00:36:18,309 Clincoln McCloud is officially Clincoln McCoddington. 843 00:36:18,376 --> 00:36:21,379 -Cool for life. -You know it. 844 00:36:21,445 --> 00:36:24,949 -Enjoy your culinary experience! -Thank you. 845 00:36:26,584 --> 00:36:28,486 Hey, maybe that'll be the worst of it. 846 00:36:28,553 --> 00:36:30,221 We can only hope so. 847 00:36:30,288 --> 00:36:33,190 Please. Oh, no. 848 00:36:33,257 --> 00:36:35,593 [excited chatter] 849 00:36:38,496 --> 00:36:41,566 Or the worst is coming. 850 00:36:41,632 --> 00:36:44,535 This is awesome. This is great. I mean, we got this. 851 00:36:44,602 --> 00:36:46,571 -Here. -What's this? 852 00:36:46,637 --> 00:36:48,172 You can't go into battle without your weapons. 853 00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:51,108 [chatter continues] 854 00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:56,914 The adrenaline of this moment is running out. 855 00:36:56,981 --> 00:36:58,683 I really did not think this through. 856 00:36:58,749 --> 00:37:01,352 That's it! That's the house! 857 00:37:01,419 --> 00:37:04,088 [dramatic music] 858 00:37:07,191 --> 00:37:09,193 [both] Oh, no. 859 00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:12,163 [Dad grunting] Candy! 860 00:37:12,229 --> 00:37:14,265 Candy! 861 00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:18,402 Huff, puff! 862 00:37:18,469 --> 00:37:21,105 Need candy! 863 00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:25,309 -[shouts in pain] -Get out! 864 00:37:25,376 --> 00:37:27,778 Where is he? Anyone see a werewolf? 865 00:37:27,845 --> 00:37:29,747 Did you see a werewolf? 866 00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:34,185 Where are you pointing? That's not very helpful! 867 00:37:34,251 --> 00:37:36,454 -Let's go! -Come on! 868 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,755 [Zach] Yeah, let's go! 869 00:37:37,822 --> 00:37:40,091 [girl] Mom, can I go to that one? 870 00:37:40,157 --> 00:37:41,792 [clamoring] 871 00:37:41,859 --> 00:37:45,062 I can't believe your house is the toothbrush house. 872 00:37:45,129 --> 00:37:46,697 This idea's genius, bro. 873 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:49,166 Makes up for you giving him that karaoke concussion. 874 00:37:49,233 --> 00:37:52,136 This post is gonna go viral. So, what's the plan? 875 00:37:52,703 --> 00:37:56,307 Uh, give Clyde and I a minute to finalize strategy. 876 00:37:56,374 --> 00:37:58,209 We want to ensure maximum mess. 877 00:37:58,275 --> 00:38:00,511 Hashtag-Maximum-Mess. 878 00:38:00,578 --> 00:38:03,848 Sick. Hashtag-Maxiumum-Mess it is! 879 00:38:04,682 --> 00:38:06,350 Get ready for maximum mess! 880 00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:09,654 Lincoln, you need to come clean and tell them it's your house! 881 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,288 And break up Clincoln McCoddington? 882 00:38:11,355 --> 00:38:14,125 We've come this far, Clyde. We can't give up now. 883 00:38:14,191 --> 00:38:16,494 Think about it. We're either gonna be in with Xander 884 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,030 or we're gonna attack your own house. 885 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:22,099 Actually, Clyde, we're gonna do both. 886 00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:24,468 We'll tell my family Xander's attack plan. 887 00:38:24,535 --> 00:38:26,737 So we can sabotage this preteen mob. 888 00:38:28,105 --> 00:38:30,775 So, I'm not exactly sure what's going on here. 889 00:38:32,276 --> 00:38:33,678 But I do know it's not good. 890 00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:37,314 -So not good. -We could build a time machine 891 00:38:37,381 --> 00:38:40,317 and go back in time before you handed out those toothbrushes. 892 00:38:41,252 --> 00:38:42,820 Helping or hurting, Lola? 893 00:38:43,721 --> 00:38:46,824 They so much as lay a finger on Esmeralda, 894 00:38:46,891 --> 00:38:48,759 they will feel the wrath 895 00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:50,761 -of Lisa Loud! -Wrath! 896 00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:53,030 No one cares about that pumpkin. 897 00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:54,665 -Todd! -What? 898 00:38:54,732 --> 00:38:57,401 We were all thinking it. 899 00:38:57,468 --> 00:39:00,037 This house needs a remodel. 900 00:39:00,104 --> 00:39:01,472 Fire! 901 00:39:01,539 --> 00:39:03,674 [kids shouting] 902 00:39:06,343 --> 00:39:07,611 Toilet paper! 903 00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:11,015 We're under attack! 904 00:39:13,484 --> 00:39:17,021 [Xander] Aim for windows! Throw it to the front porch! 905 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:19,957 We really didn't think this through. 906 00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,959 -What are we gonna do?! -Fight back! 907 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:24,328 -Are you kidding? -Grab the toilet paper! 908 00:39:27,498 --> 00:39:28,933 -Mom's phone. -It's Lincoln! 909 00:39:28,999 --> 00:39:31,368 -Oh, no. Lincoln's not home. -I'm Lincoln! 910 00:39:31,435 --> 00:39:33,804 Ohh! This is Lincoln. 911 00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:37,141 -Leni, give the phone to Mom. -It's Lincoln. 912 00:39:38,075 --> 00:39:39,710 Hi, sweetie. Have you eaten? 913 00:39:39,777 --> 00:39:42,546 -Mom, are you serious? -Are you enjoying the party? 914 00:39:42,613 --> 00:39:44,348 'Cause we're literally getting attacked. 915 00:39:44,415 --> 00:39:47,685 Yeah, Clyde and I are outside with the angry mob. 916 00:39:47,752 --> 00:39:49,487 But we're gonna work as double agents, 917 00:39:49,553 --> 00:39:50,654 and help protect the house. 918 00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:52,156 Why are you with the angry mob? 919 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:55,893 We were... coming home early to see the Spooktacular. 920 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,161 And they just happened to be here. 921 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,597 Oh! It was so shocking. Imagine our shock. 922 00:39:59,663 --> 00:40:01,699 -[all groan] -I mean, I was just-- 923 00:40:01,766 --> 00:40:03,834 Okay, fam, here's the plan. 924 00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:06,003 We fight them off using the Spooktacular. 925 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:08,572 -[all agree] -Lana, you're on Candy Cannon. 926 00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:10,074 -Copy that. -Luan? 927 00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:12,543 Crank up Franken-coconuts. Create some diversions. 928 00:40:12,610 --> 00:40:13,778 I've got some good material. 929 00:40:13,844 --> 00:40:15,846 -A ghost, a goblin, and a-- -Zip it! 930 00:40:15,913 --> 00:40:19,016 Lucy, do what you do best. Start scaring people. 931 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,118 -You know it. -I'm gonna do what I do best, 932 00:40:21,185 --> 00:40:23,888 -and beat your record. -Game on. 933 00:40:23,954 --> 00:40:26,557 Everybody else, follow my lead. All right. 934 00:40:26,624 --> 00:40:29,026 Louds on three. One, two-- 935 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:33,063 -[all] Louds! -A little early, but okay. 936 00:40:33,130 --> 00:40:34,732 Let's do this. 937 00:40:34,799 --> 00:40:37,568 -Let's get Loud! -[all] Whoo! 938 00:40:37,635 --> 00:40:39,336 Lana, upstairs now! 939 00:40:40,204 --> 00:40:41,939 [spooky music] 940 00:40:42,006 --> 00:40:44,275 [boy] Brush your teeth with this! 941 00:40:44,341 --> 00:40:46,110 [screaming] 942 00:40:47,812 --> 00:40:49,947 Oh, the humanity! 943 00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:51,782 Yeah! 944 00:40:53,417 --> 00:40:55,219 Come on, Luan, come on. 945 00:40:58,489 --> 00:41:01,425 Hey, bozos! 946 00:41:01,492 --> 00:41:02,993 Take a hike! [laughs] 947 00:41:03,060 --> 00:41:05,196 -What? -Let's get 'em! 948 00:41:05,262 --> 00:41:08,699 [chaotic shouting] 949 00:41:08,766 --> 00:41:11,535 It's alive! [exaggerated laugh] 950 00:41:11,602 --> 00:41:13,504 Lana's in position. 951 00:41:13,571 --> 00:41:15,706 [suspenseful music] 952 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,876 Hey, Xander! That porch looks too clean! 953 00:41:18,943 --> 00:41:20,945 -Yeah. -Let's get closer! 954 00:41:21,011 --> 00:41:23,647 -[both whooping] -Okay. Good call, Lincoln. 955 00:41:23,714 --> 00:41:25,616 Come on, trash the porch! 956 00:41:25,683 --> 00:41:27,751 [laughter] 957 00:41:28,919 --> 00:41:31,055 Who's ready for their closeup? 958 00:41:33,490 --> 00:41:35,392 [shouts] I've been hit! 959 00:41:35,459 --> 00:41:38,028 [all shouting] 960 00:41:41,298 --> 00:41:42,833 You got it, Mom. 961 00:41:45,202 --> 00:41:46,270 Keep 'em coming. 962 00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:49,707 That giant pumpkin is going down! 963 00:41:49,773 --> 00:41:52,810 -No! -Lisa! 964 00:41:55,379 --> 00:41:56,380 [all groan] 965 00:41:57,281 --> 00:41:59,750 Kind of ironic I hit him with the pumpkin pie filling. 966 00:41:59,817 --> 00:42:01,118 Gross. 967 00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:04,054 Lisa, come inside! We got this! 968 00:42:04,121 --> 00:42:07,458 Stay strong, Esmeralda! 969 00:42:07,524 --> 00:42:09,326 [both] It's working! 970 00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:13,197 This beat down is brought to you by the letter "C." 971 00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:19,069 For Candy Cannon and contusions! 972 00:42:19,136 --> 00:42:20,471 Stupid-- 973 00:42:20,537 --> 00:42:22,706 [panting] 974 00:42:22,773 --> 00:42:23,908 [suspenseful music] 975 00:42:23,974 --> 00:42:25,876 Hit the driveway, come on! 976 00:42:25,943 --> 00:42:28,112 [screams] 977 00:42:32,516 --> 00:42:33,984 [chiming] 978 00:42:34,852 --> 00:42:36,387 Come on, go on! 979 00:42:37,588 --> 00:42:39,423 Go. Go now. Now, now. 980 00:42:39,490 --> 00:42:41,091 Trash the horseman! 981 00:42:42,192 --> 00:42:44,161 -Booyah! -[all scream] 982 00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:46,196 -[machinery whirs] -[all shout] 983 00:42:46,263 --> 00:42:49,133 Hey, as Mick Swagger would say, 984 00:42:49,199 --> 00:42:51,602 "You're about to have a bloody good time." 985 00:42:51,669 --> 00:42:53,137 [kids groaning and shouting] 986 00:42:55,773 --> 00:42:57,875 Oh, disgusting! 987 00:42:57,942 --> 00:42:59,576 [screaming continues] 988 00:43:00,945 --> 00:43:03,147 [laughter] 989 00:43:03,981 --> 00:43:05,916 Candy. Oh! 990 00:43:05,983 --> 00:43:07,251 [panting] 991 00:43:07,318 --> 00:43:08,319 [dramatic music] 992 00:43:08,385 --> 00:43:10,187 Candy! 993 00:43:11,789 --> 00:43:13,991 No! 994 00:43:14,692 --> 00:43:17,294 Candy! Oh. 995 00:43:17,361 --> 00:43:19,530 -[collar clicks] -[Stella] Got him. 996 00:43:20,764 --> 00:43:21,899 Hello, wolf. 997 00:43:21,966 --> 00:43:24,068 Stay back. I'm Lincoln's-- 998 00:43:24,134 --> 00:43:27,438 -[zapping] -[sputtering] 999 00:43:28,038 --> 00:43:29,139 What is that? 1000 00:43:29,206 --> 00:43:31,275 That there is a canine shock collar. 1001 00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:33,010 Zaps him every time he talks. 1002 00:43:33,077 --> 00:43:34,445 -No. -[zapping] 1003 00:43:34,511 --> 00:43:35,879 It's even got a remote. 1004 00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:38,182 [stammers and groans] 1005 00:43:38,248 --> 00:43:39,750 Don't use that on a mule though. 1006 00:43:39,817 --> 00:43:41,418 I learned that the hard way. 1007 00:43:41,485 --> 00:43:43,020 It's over! 1008 00:43:43,087 --> 00:43:44,888 [all shouting] 1009 00:43:44,955 --> 00:43:47,224 [shouts continue] 1010 00:44:03,874 --> 00:44:05,709 It might be the candy talking, 1011 00:44:05,776 --> 00:44:07,678 but I feel so alive! 1012 00:44:07,745 --> 00:44:08,746 Yeah! 1013 00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:10,614 [all] Yeah! 1014 00:44:11,582 --> 00:44:13,484 [chaotic shouting] 1015 00:44:13,550 --> 00:44:15,953 Stop hitting us with food! 1016 00:44:17,788 --> 00:44:19,490 [Luan laughs] 1017 00:44:21,191 --> 00:44:24,995 The sticks are the best! [laughing] 1018 00:44:25,062 --> 00:44:26,630 Keep 'em coming. 1019 00:44:26,697 --> 00:44:28,499 [dramatic music] 1020 00:44:28,565 --> 00:44:32,102 Watch your flank! She's getting away! 1021 00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:35,039 [boy] Oh, man. That's so gross! Oh! 1022 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:39,543 Where is your father with that candy?! 1023 00:44:39,610 --> 00:44:42,246 We're almost out of ammo! 1024 00:44:42,312 --> 00:44:44,548 I repeat, we're almost out of ammo! 1025 00:44:44,615 --> 00:44:45,816 Basement team, you're up. 1026 00:44:45,883 --> 00:44:48,018 -On it. Come on. -I'll signal Lincoln. 1027 00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:50,487 [suspenseful music] 1028 00:44:51,655 --> 00:44:55,292 Hey, Xander, let's sneak through that stupid yet well-constructed 1029 00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:57,227 corn maze and do a Backyard Blitz! 1030 00:44:57,294 --> 00:45:00,064 Nice! Guys, go, go, go! 1031 00:45:00,130 --> 00:45:03,133 [all shouting] 1032 00:45:04,334 --> 00:45:06,537 I didn't say who was getting blitzed. 1033 00:45:06,603 --> 00:45:08,238 [both shouting] 1034 00:45:08,305 --> 00:45:10,240 Hurry. 1035 00:45:10,307 --> 00:45:11,809 Guys, they're coming! 1036 00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:13,444 [whispered chatter] 1037 00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:17,114 [spooky music] 1038 00:45:23,854 --> 00:45:25,055 Head that way! 1039 00:45:25,789 --> 00:45:26,924 -[low growl] -Boo. 1040 00:45:26,990 --> 00:45:28,058 -[all scream] -Boo. 1041 00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:29,560 -Boo. -[all scream] 1042 00:45:29,626 --> 00:45:32,663 Boo. Boo again. 1043 00:45:32,729 --> 00:45:36,233 -[all shouting] -[boy] Let's get out of here. 1044 00:45:36,934 --> 00:45:39,503 No! No, it's a trap! 1045 00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,138 For Esmeralda! 1046 00:45:41,205 --> 00:45:44,341 [all screaming, shouting] 1047 00:45:52,349 --> 00:45:53,150 Yes. 1048 00:45:53,217 --> 00:45:54,952 [screaming continues] 1049 00:45:55,018 --> 00:45:56,687 Come on! This way, this way! 1050 00:45:56,753 --> 00:45:58,822 Come on. Come on, over here. Hurry, hurry. 1051 00:45:58,889 --> 00:46:00,290 No one messes with the Louds. 1052 00:46:00,357 --> 00:46:03,327 -This is our house. -[dramatic music] 1053 00:46:03,393 --> 00:46:05,996 -[Xander] Come on. Hurry. -[boy] Come on, in the driveway! 1054 00:46:06,063 --> 00:46:07,564 [Xander] Over here. This way. 1055 00:46:07,631 --> 00:46:10,134 -[panting] -We barely made it through! 1056 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,269 I say we cut our losses and get outta here. 1057 00:46:12,336 --> 00:46:14,071 No way! It's like you said. 1058 00:46:14,138 --> 00:46:16,540 The toothbrush house needs to get destroyed. 1059 00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:20,077 -[phone alerts chiming] -See, even my followers agree. 1060 00:46:20,144 --> 00:46:24,148 Open window. Perfect spot for these. 1061 00:46:24,214 --> 00:46:28,118 -[both] Stink bombs? -Industrial stink bombs. 1062 00:46:28,185 --> 00:46:29,853 It's time for my grand finale. 1063 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,522 Come on, let's go. 1064 00:46:31,588 --> 00:46:34,124 [suspenseful music] 1065 00:46:34,191 --> 00:46:36,460 -Come on, follow me. -You can watch from down here. 1066 00:46:39,496 --> 00:46:42,099 Xander just went from pranking to breaking and entering. 1067 00:46:42,166 --> 00:46:44,668 -What are we gonna do? -[panting] 1068 00:46:45,502 --> 00:46:48,071 Clyde, it's time for my grand finale. 1069 00:46:48,138 --> 00:46:50,007 I just have to get inside. 1070 00:46:50,073 --> 00:46:52,176 No way. If Xander sees we're not together, 1071 00:46:52,242 --> 00:46:54,545 he's gonna know we're up to something. 1072 00:46:55,112 --> 00:46:56,380 Don't worry. 1073 00:46:56,813 --> 00:46:59,383 [superhero music] 1074 00:47:02,386 --> 00:47:04,788 It's old school. I couldn't throw this away. 1075 00:47:04,855 --> 00:47:06,690 Classic Ace Savvy. 1076 00:47:12,262 --> 00:47:14,164 This is me. 1077 00:47:14,231 --> 00:47:17,201 If Xander says anything, just give him a wave. 1078 00:47:18,068 --> 00:47:20,103 Here. You got this. 1079 00:47:24,641 --> 00:47:26,476 [spooky music] 1080 00:47:26,543 --> 00:47:27,611 [both scream] 1081 00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:30,180 I need water balloons filled with goop, STAT. 1082 00:47:30,781 --> 00:47:32,849 Okay, Underoos. 1083 00:47:35,586 --> 00:47:37,187 -Get the food. -Soy sauce, soy sauce! 1084 00:47:37,254 --> 00:47:39,690 Cottage cheese. 1085 00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:43,860 We're almost in! Everything good down there? 1086 00:47:43,927 --> 00:47:46,263 All good. 1087 00:47:49,266 --> 00:47:51,501 [dramatic music] 1088 00:47:56,273 --> 00:47:57,774 -[gasps] -Sorry. 1089 00:48:04,481 --> 00:48:06,216 Let's stink this place up. 1090 00:48:06,283 --> 00:48:08,085 Oh, yeah. 1091 00:48:08,151 --> 00:48:09,786 It's show time. 1092 00:48:11,121 --> 00:48:13,590 -[buzzing] -Do you hear something? 1093 00:48:26,003 --> 00:48:28,705 Back up! Back up, back up! 1094 00:48:33,510 --> 00:48:36,213 -Is that the-- -Super-secret surprise finale? 1095 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:37,581 Oh, yeah. 1096 00:48:37,648 --> 00:48:38,815 [beeps] 1097 00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:43,420 [gasps] 1098 00:48:45,088 --> 00:48:46,556 What the heck? 1099 00:48:47,157 --> 00:48:48,992 [spooky moan] 1100 00:48:49,059 --> 00:48:51,428 That's the super-secret finale. 1101 00:48:51,495 --> 00:48:54,498 If you run out of soy sauce, move onto salad dressing. 1102 00:48:54,564 --> 00:48:55,899 Got it. 1103 00:48:58,902 --> 00:49:00,103 Hello, Xander. 1104 00:49:00,170 --> 00:49:03,073 -Oh, no. -Bogey at 12:00. 1105 00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:04,308 Locking onto target. 1106 00:49:04,374 --> 00:49:06,209 [both screaming] 1107 00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:09,880 -Ooh! -[Jenna] What the heck is that?! 1108 00:49:09,946 --> 00:49:11,882 -Soy sauce? -[gasps] 1109 00:49:11,948 --> 00:49:13,784 [both laugh] 1110 00:49:13,850 --> 00:49:15,218 I'm outta here, man. 1111 00:49:15,285 --> 00:49:18,855 -[Xander] Hey! Hey, don't go! -[sobbing] 1112 00:49:19,723 --> 00:49:22,225 Looks like Xander needs a pick-me-up. 1113 00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:23,794 What? Wait. 1114 00:49:23,860 --> 00:49:25,195 Wait! What? No! 1115 00:49:25,262 --> 00:49:26,396 Please. Please, don't. 1116 00:49:26,463 --> 00:49:28,432 No, no, no, no! No! 1117 00:49:28,498 --> 00:49:30,967 Yes! Time to finish this. 1118 00:49:31,034 --> 00:49:32,969 [Xander screaming] 1119 00:49:34,771 --> 00:49:36,473 Hey! Hey, no video! 1120 00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:38,775 No video! [screams] 1121 00:49:38,842 --> 00:49:39,876 Put me down! 1122 00:49:39,943 --> 00:49:41,912 -Okay. -[beep] 1123 00:49:41,978 --> 00:49:45,349 [screaming] 1124 00:49:47,017 --> 00:49:48,452 That had to hurt! 1125 00:49:48,518 --> 00:49:50,754 -Yes! -We did it! 1126 00:49:51,855 --> 00:49:53,857 Xander, are you okay? 1127 00:49:55,759 --> 00:49:57,294 [screams] 1128 00:49:58,628 --> 00:50:01,565 -Run away! -[screaming] 1129 00:50:03,900 --> 00:50:05,802 [laughs] Butts. 1130 00:50:05,869 --> 00:50:09,005 -Come on! -Let's get away from here! 1131 00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:12,142 -Yes, yes! -We did it! 1132 00:50:12,209 --> 00:50:14,978 [triumphant music] 1133 00:50:15,045 --> 00:50:16,980 Stay off my lawn! 1134 00:50:17,047 --> 00:50:18,615 Don't be strangers! 1135 00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:21,585 -[grunts] -[laughs] We did it! 1136 00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:24,788 Where's your dad? 1137 00:50:26,656 --> 00:50:28,458 [panting] 1138 00:50:38,602 --> 00:50:40,537 -Candy! -[zapping] 1139 00:50:40,604 --> 00:50:42,406 [groans, then howls] 1140 00:50:43,206 --> 00:50:45,375 [chattering] 1141 00:50:46,843 --> 00:50:48,178 Good job, Lincoln. 1142 00:50:48,245 --> 00:50:50,347 I am so glad you showed up when you did. 1143 00:50:50,414 --> 00:50:51,915 That was serendipitous. 1144 00:50:51,982 --> 00:50:53,884 You're a real hero, Lincoln. 1145 00:50:56,787 --> 00:50:59,723 I didn't do this to be a hero. Actually-- 1146 00:50:59,790 --> 00:51:01,858 Oh, look. Someone posted a video of Lincoln. 1147 00:51:01,925 --> 00:51:03,994 [excited chattering] 1148 00:51:04,060 --> 00:51:06,863 You know what? Why don't we just not watch that right now? 1149 00:51:06,930 --> 00:51:09,199 -I wonder what it is. -Or delete it. 1150 00:51:09,266 --> 00:51:11,234 -And watch it never. -Even better. 1151 00:51:11,601 --> 00:51:14,137 We can't let these people off the hook. 1152 00:51:14,204 --> 00:51:17,774 They're messing up Halloween. We should mess up their house. 1153 00:51:17,841 --> 00:51:19,042 -[gasp] -What? 1154 00:51:19,109 --> 00:51:20,577 [dramatic music] 1155 00:51:22,279 --> 00:51:24,481 [both] The prank attack was your idea? 1156 00:51:24,548 --> 00:51:27,417 -In theory. Yes. -But we can explain. 1157 00:51:27,484 --> 00:51:29,653 So, first you bail on the Spooktacular. 1158 00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:32,322 -And then you try to destroy it. -Disappointed sigh. 1159 00:51:32,389 --> 00:51:34,224 -Why? -Pretty low, dude. 1160 00:51:34,291 --> 00:51:35,659 It's not what it looks like. 1161 00:51:35,725 --> 00:51:37,527 -Yeah, we can explain. -Yeah. 1162 00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:41,097 -No need. -[angry chatter] 1163 00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:46,203 Girls, girls! Calm down. 1164 00:51:46,269 --> 00:51:47,971 We're all disappointed in Lincoln. 1165 00:51:48,038 --> 00:51:49,206 [melancholy music] 1166 00:51:49,272 --> 00:51:50,974 It's been a long night. 1167 00:51:51,041 --> 00:51:53,210 Yeah. I guess we can go clean up Lincoln's mess. 1168 00:51:53,276 --> 00:51:54,945 Might as well start in the back. 1169 00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:59,416 Nice job. 1170 00:52:05,589 --> 00:52:07,257 How did this all go so wrong? 1171 00:52:07,324 --> 00:52:09,559 I mean, getting Xander to like us 1172 00:52:09,626 --> 00:52:11,995 and attacking our own house, seemed rock solid. 1173 00:52:12,062 --> 00:52:14,431 I really let my family down. 1174 00:52:14,498 --> 00:52:17,167 -I messed up. -We both did. 1175 00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:24,174 [both] Esmeralda! 1176 00:52:25,175 --> 00:52:28,111 Tune in, Xander Nation, we're gonna be pulling off the biggest 1177 00:52:28,178 --> 00:52:29,479 Halloween prank ever! 1178 00:52:29,546 --> 00:52:31,281 Let's go, big bro! 1179 00:52:31,348 --> 00:52:33,483 -Xander! -That's Lisa's BFF. 1180 00:52:33,550 --> 00:52:34,885 We have to save her. 1181 00:52:35,552 --> 00:52:37,087 Wait a second. 1182 00:52:37,153 --> 00:52:39,189 Xander's the one person who still likes us. 1183 00:52:39,256 --> 00:52:41,925 I mean, getting in with him was the reason we did all this. 1184 00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:44,861 I may have disappointed my whole family, 1185 00:52:45,428 --> 00:52:46,763 but I'm not gonna let Lisa down. 1186 00:52:46,830 --> 00:52:49,199 I'm going after that pumpkin. 1187 00:52:49,266 --> 00:52:51,434 -Are you coming with me? -No. 1188 00:52:53,703 --> 00:52:55,171 But One-Eyed Jack is. 1189 00:52:55,238 --> 00:52:57,474 [superhero music] 1190 00:52:58,575 --> 00:52:59,809 Great minds. 1191 00:52:59,876 --> 00:53:02,913 [Xander] Come on, bro! Let's go, let's go! 1192 00:53:02,979 --> 00:53:06,116 [both grunting] 1193 00:53:06,182 --> 00:53:08,785 [thrilling music] 1194 00:53:15,358 --> 00:53:16,660 Come on. 1195 00:53:18,461 --> 00:53:20,497 We did it! Yes! 1196 00:53:21,965 --> 00:53:23,700 Now what? 1197 00:53:31,074 --> 00:53:33,476 Lincoln pumpkin. 1198 00:53:33,543 --> 00:53:35,679 [spooky music] 1199 00:53:35,745 --> 00:53:39,182 -[whistling] -[door bells jingle] 1200 00:53:39,749 --> 00:53:44,220 -Ahh! -[sputters] Flip. It's me. 1201 00:53:44,287 --> 00:53:46,089 -[zapping] -[stammering] 1202 00:53:46,690 --> 00:53:48,725 -I'm a werewolf. but-but-- -[zapping] 1203 00:53:48,792 --> 00:53:50,527 Not gonna hurt ya. I'm here for candy. 1204 00:53:50,594 --> 00:53:52,495 -[zapping] -[stammering] 1205 00:53:52,562 --> 00:53:54,431 Back off! I'm armed! 1206 00:53:54,965 --> 00:53:56,766 [grunts, then sobs] Please, don't hurt me. 1207 00:53:56,833 --> 00:53:59,869 I'll give you anything you want. Take all the candy. 1208 00:53:59,936 --> 00:54:01,404 -[door bells jingle] -Huh? 1209 00:54:01,471 --> 00:54:03,807 -We're gonna get you, werewolf. -[screams] 1210 00:54:03,873 --> 00:54:06,042 And any other monsters or demons in here too! 1211 00:54:06,109 --> 00:54:07,077 [shouts] 1212 00:54:09,379 --> 00:54:10,880 [whispers] What? 1213 00:54:10,947 --> 00:54:12,349 Split up! 1214 00:54:12,415 --> 00:54:13,717 [suspenseful music] 1215 00:54:13,783 --> 00:54:15,619 -[zapping] -[whimpers] 1216 00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:19,656 [panting] 1217 00:54:19,723 --> 00:54:22,826 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. 1218 00:54:22,892 --> 00:54:27,097 We're not gonna hurt you... much. 1219 00:54:29,799 --> 00:54:31,601 Listen up, you oversized hairball, 1220 00:54:31,668 --> 00:54:33,603 we are highly-skilled werewolf hunters. 1221 00:54:33,670 --> 00:54:36,973 Specially trained and laser-focused. 1222 00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,009 Ooh, candy corn! 1223 00:54:42,345 --> 00:54:43,513 Hmm! 1224 00:54:43,580 --> 00:54:45,715 [suspenseful music] 1225 00:54:47,884 --> 00:54:49,719 [Stella] I heard something! 1226 00:54:58,728 --> 00:55:00,597 -[zapping] -[shouts] 1227 00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:07,037 [zapping] 1228 00:55:09,439 --> 00:55:11,207 Where are you? 1229 00:55:11,741 --> 00:55:14,110 [whimpers] 1230 00:55:14,177 --> 00:55:16,546 [triumphant music] 1231 00:55:16,613 --> 00:55:19,249 [laughs, then howls] 1232 00:55:19,315 --> 00:55:21,918 [music plays on store PA] 1233 00:55:21,985 --> 00:55:23,453 -[sighs] -How did we miss him? 1234 00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,954 We were so focused. 1235 00:55:25,021 --> 00:55:27,624 I told everyone we were gonna catch a monster. 1236 00:55:32,095 --> 00:55:34,297 [all shout] 1237 00:55:34,364 --> 00:55:36,633 [all shouting] 1238 00:55:39,102 --> 00:55:40,036 Flip? 1239 00:55:40,970 --> 00:55:43,106 Hey! Did you pay for that? 1240 00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:45,542 [song ends] 1241 00:55:45,608 --> 00:55:47,610 That wasn't me. 1242 00:55:47,677 --> 00:55:50,080 [spooky music] 1243 00:55:51,514 --> 00:55:54,551 Esmeralda! 1244 00:55:54,617 --> 00:55:55,885 We have to call the police! 1245 00:55:55,952 --> 00:55:57,454 I don't think the police care about a pumpkin. 1246 00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,122 We'll file a missing person report. 1247 00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:01,691 -She's not a person. -Preach, girl. 1248 00:56:01,758 --> 00:56:04,360 -Lincoln in pumpkin. -Not now, Lily. 1249 00:56:04,427 --> 00:56:06,029 -I have a video. -Not now, Leni. 1250 00:56:06,096 --> 00:56:08,832 What kind of person would want to hurt Esmeralda? 1251 00:56:09,799 --> 00:56:11,735 I have an alibi. 1252 00:56:11,801 --> 00:56:13,636 [Lana] Yeah, right, dude. Sure. 1253 00:56:13,703 --> 00:56:16,139 -Lincoln in pumpkin. -Not now, Lily. 1254 00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:18,742 Guys, I think I found who took the pumpkin. 1255 00:56:19,509 --> 00:56:20,677 'Sup, Xander Nation? 1256 00:56:20,744 --> 00:56:22,378 You thought the toothbrush people won? 1257 00:56:22,445 --> 00:56:24,948 Well, guess again. We're on our way to the junkyard. 1258 00:56:25,014 --> 00:56:28,718 Gonna see what happens when we take their precious pumpkin 1259 00:56:28,785 --> 00:56:31,054 and send it into the car crusher! 1260 00:56:31,121 --> 00:56:32,155 [dramatic music] 1261 00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:34,791 -So come on down to-- -Mount Crushmore! 1262 00:56:34,858 --> 00:56:38,161 ...and watch me totally crush it on Halloween. 1263 00:56:38,228 --> 00:56:40,497 That jerk's gonna smash Lisa's pumpkin! 1264 00:56:40,563 --> 00:56:42,265 Lincoln in pumpkin! 1265 00:56:42,332 --> 00:56:45,101 [dramatic music] 1266 00:56:45,802 --> 00:56:49,539 Everyone in Vanzilla, now! Come on. 1267 00:56:49,606 --> 00:56:52,642 [thrilling music] 1268 00:56:52,709 --> 00:56:53,943 Go! 1269 00:56:57,413 --> 00:56:59,315 [heavy rock music] 1270 00:57:07,924 --> 00:57:10,026 [Lincoln] The junkyard. 1271 00:57:10,093 --> 00:57:13,429 Where cars come to die and fear comes to live. 1272 00:57:13,496 --> 00:57:15,198 [dramatic music] 1273 00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:17,934 [machinery whirring] 1274 00:57:18,802 --> 00:57:20,703 I can't believe I suggested this place 1275 00:57:20,770 --> 00:57:22,839 for a Recycling Club field trip. 1276 00:57:29,813 --> 00:57:31,748 Alright, man with the plan, what do ya got? 1277 00:57:31,815 --> 00:57:34,117 Easy. We wait for the truck to stop. 1278 00:57:34,184 --> 00:57:36,152 Then we run out that giant, open door. 1279 00:57:40,924 --> 00:57:42,759 Or a different plan. 1280 00:57:43,693 --> 00:57:45,461 [dramatic music] 1281 00:57:45,528 --> 00:57:47,997 What's up, party people?! 1282 00:57:48,064 --> 00:57:51,100 [cheers and applause] 1283 00:57:51,868 --> 00:57:53,236 Everybody, give it up for the dude 1284 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:55,471 that's gonna make this savage prank happen, 1285 00:57:55,538 --> 00:57:57,207 my bro, Paul! 1286 00:58:01,477 --> 00:58:03,913 Crushin' is what I do, baby! 1287 00:58:03,980 --> 00:58:05,615 -Yeah! -[cheers] 1288 00:58:05,682 --> 00:58:07,016 Then fire up that crusher, 1289 00:58:07,083 --> 00:58:09,619 and let's teach that toothbrush house a lesson! 1290 00:58:09,686 --> 00:58:11,554 -That's right! -Crush! Crush! 1291 00:58:11,621 --> 00:58:14,057 [chanting] Crush! 1292 00:58:14,123 --> 00:58:16,326 [whirring] 1293 00:58:22,465 --> 00:58:25,668 -Must... protect... the pack. -[zapping] 1294 00:58:25,735 --> 00:58:27,837 [groaning and panting] 1295 00:58:31,074 --> 00:58:33,476 Mom, faster! Lincoln's in trouble! 1296 00:58:33,543 --> 00:58:34,844 [grunting] 1297 00:58:34,911 --> 00:58:37,881 -[shouts] -I'm going as fast as I can. 1298 00:58:38,882 --> 00:58:40,950 [all scream] 1299 00:58:41,584 --> 00:58:43,253 [tires squeal] 1300 00:58:45,822 --> 00:58:48,024 -What was that? -I think that was Dad. 1301 00:58:48,091 --> 00:58:50,426 [suspenseful music] 1302 00:58:52,095 --> 00:58:53,296 Daddy! 1303 00:58:54,230 --> 00:58:56,566 [chanting] Crush, crush, crush! 1304 00:58:56,633 --> 00:58:59,235 -[whirring continues] -We gotta get out of here. 1305 00:58:59,302 --> 00:59:02,005 The crusher that crushes things is gonna crush us. 1306 00:59:02,071 --> 00:59:04,207 Oh, I can't help saying "crush." 1307 00:59:04,274 --> 00:59:06,442 [dad groaning] 1308 00:59:07,176 --> 00:59:10,480 -So, I'm not a werewolf? -[all] No! 1309 00:59:10,546 --> 00:59:14,117 I just wanna go home and take a bath and eat a cookie. 1310 00:59:14,183 --> 00:59:15,785 We don't have time for that. 1311 00:59:15,852 --> 00:59:17,086 But I really want a cookie. 1312 00:59:17,153 --> 00:59:19,422 Your son and his best friend are in a pumpkin 1313 00:59:19,489 --> 00:59:22,792 -in a car crusher. -And it's being live streamed. 1314 00:59:22,859 --> 00:59:24,627 -[chanting] Crush! -The cookie can wait. 1315 00:59:24,694 --> 00:59:26,863 Let's do some crushing! 1316 00:59:26,930 --> 00:59:29,299 [dramatic music] 1317 00:59:29,365 --> 00:59:30,800 [both shouting] 1318 00:59:30,867 --> 00:59:33,136 Look at that! 1319 00:59:33,202 --> 00:59:34,837 After we smash that pumpkin, 1320 00:59:34,904 --> 00:59:36,806 get ready to smash the likes. 1321 00:59:36,873 --> 00:59:39,509 Lincoln's gonna get squashed... 1322 00:59:39,575 --> 00:59:41,344 in a giant squash. 1323 00:59:41,411 --> 00:59:44,080 -[Lori] Too soon, Luan! -Floor it, Mom! 1324 00:59:44,781 --> 00:59:46,916 -[girls shout] -[dad howls] 1325 00:59:46,983 --> 00:59:49,585 [dramatic music] 1326 00:59:51,220 --> 00:59:53,122 [chanting continues] Crush! 1327 00:59:53,189 --> 00:59:55,758 I'm too young to die in a pumpkin of unusual size. 1328 00:59:55,825 --> 00:59:57,694 [grunts] Follow me! 1329 00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,162 [chanting] Crush! 1330 00:59:59,228 --> 01:00:01,130 You're not going anywhere! 1331 01:00:01,197 --> 01:00:04,767 Sorry, Clyde. First time I've climbed out of a giant pumpkin! 1332 01:00:04,834 --> 01:00:07,337 -[chanting] Crush! -Yeah, yeah! 1333 01:00:07,403 --> 01:00:10,974 No one I'd rather be crushed in a pumpkin with than you! 1334 01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,810 [panting] Happy Halloween, Lincoln. 1335 01:00:13,876 --> 01:00:15,411 Happy Halloween, Clyde. 1336 01:00:15,478 --> 01:00:17,880 ["Spooky Night" playing] 1337 01:00:25,321 --> 01:00:27,557 Crush! Crush! [chanting fades] 1338 01:00:27,623 --> 01:00:29,926 -[boy 1] What's going on? -[boy 2] I hear something. 1339 01:00:29,993 --> 01:00:31,694 [Jenna] What is that? 1340 01:00:31,761 --> 01:00:33,262 [engine revving] 1341 01:00:33,329 --> 01:00:34,330 What is that? 1342 01:00:38,468 --> 01:00:40,403 [howling] 1343 01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:42,572 -Hold on tight! -We're doing this. 1344 01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:45,575 [all screaming] 1345 01:00:47,543 --> 01:00:49,245 [chaotic screaming] 1346 01:00:52,448 --> 01:00:53,683 Awesome. 1347 01:00:53,750 --> 01:00:56,652 [spooky music] 1348 01:00:57,820 --> 01:00:59,355 Back off, pranksters. 1349 01:00:59,422 --> 01:01:00,790 Whoo! 1350 01:01:00,857 --> 01:01:02,592 [laughs] What a rush! 1351 01:01:03,693 --> 01:01:05,395 Don't you ever drive like that. 1352 01:01:06,129 --> 01:01:07,663 Who the heck are you? 1353 01:01:07,730 --> 01:01:09,432 We're your worst nightmare. 1354 01:01:09,499 --> 01:01:11,167 What? 1355 01:01:17,073 --> 01:01:18,307 The toothbrush people. 1356 01:01:18,374 --> 01:01:20,943 Yeah, and we've come to kick some butt. 1357 01:01:21,010 --> 01:01:23,079 -That's my family! -What? 1358 01:01:23,146 --> 01:01:25,448 [all] Lincoln! 1359 01:01:26,249 --> 01:01:27,683 I'm over there a lot too! 1360 01:01:28,818 --> 01:01:31,721 Bro, we have one rule. 1361 01:01:31,788 --> 01:01:33,689 [all murmuring] 1362 01:01:33,756 --> 01:01:35,191 That's a good rule. 1363 01:01:35,258 --> 01:01:36,893 So you attacked your own home? 1364 01:01:36,959 --> 01:01:38,961 Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. 1365 01:01:39,028 --> 01:01:40,563 -[murmuring] -I let my family down. 1366 01:01:40,630 --> 01:01:43,566 All because I wanted to be in with you and your cool group. 1367 01:01:43,633 --> 01:01:45,268 But you know what? 1368 01:01:45,334 --> 01:01:47,770 Nothing's more important than my family. 1369 01:01:47,837 --> 01:01:50,206 -Truth, Lincoln. -We love you, Linc. 1370 01:01:51,274 --> 01:01:54,444 So, you double-crossed me! I got covered in soy sauce 1371 01:01:54,510 --> 01:01:57,880 and thrown into a coffin because of you?! 1372 01:01:57,947 --> 01:02:00,283 You're gonna pay for that. 1373 01:02:01,317 --> 01:02:03,419 -And so is your family. -[Louds gasp] 1374 01:02:04,620 --> 01:02:06,155 Xander Nation, assemble! 1375 01:02:06,222 --> 01:02:07,657 [all shouting aggressively] 1376 01:02:07,723 --> 01:02:09,492 Release the beast. 1377 01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:11,761 -[creaking] -[frightened groans] 1378 01:02:11,828 --> 01:02:13,830 [snarling] 1379 01:02:13,896 --> 01:02:15,631 [all screaming] 1380 01:02:15,698 --> 01:02:17,166 [dramatic music] 1381 01:02:19,502 --> 01:02:21,437 [roars] 1382 01:02:22,839 --> 01:02:25,475 -Is that your dad? -I think so. 1383 01:02:28,044 --> 01:02:31,047 Get 'em, girls! [snarls] 1384 01:02:31,114 --> 01:02:32,348 This is awesome. 1385 01:02:32,415 --> 01:02:35,518 -[continues snarling] -What is that thing? 1386 01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:37,687 [howling] 1387 01:02:37,753 --> 01:02:39,155 This rocks. 1388 01:02:39,222 --> 01:02:41,424 Maybe your dad should grow a beard. 1389 01:02:42,058 --> 01:02:43,292 Ew. 1390 01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:46,562 [snarling and cackling] 1391 01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:49,465 -[gasps] -I'm not afraid of you, witch! 1392 01:02:49,532 --> 01:02:52,001 -Luan, give her a hand. -[groans] 1393 01:02:52,068 --> 01:02:54,837 -[giggles] High-five! -Ahh! 1394 01:02:54,904 --> 01:02:57,140 -Oh. -Okay, go. 1395 01:02:57,206 --> 01:02:58,674 My sisters are killing it! 1396 01:02:58,741 --> 01:03:00,776 [chaotic shouting] 1397 01:03:00,843 --> 01:03:02,545 -Booyah! -[screams] 1398 01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:04,080 -Booyah. -[screams] 1399 01:03:04,147 --> 01:03:05,448 -Come on. -[thuds] 1400 01:03:05,515 --> 01:03:07,650 What do you say we call it a tie? 1401 01:03:08,818 --> 01:03:09,685 Aww. 1402 01:03:09,752 --> 01:03:11,387 You get a toothbrush! 1403 01:03:11,454 --> 01:03:13,956 And you get a toothbrush! 1404 01:03:14,023 --> 01:03:15,458 Go, Louds! 1405 01:03:15,525 --> 01:03:17,760 [howls] 1406 01:03:17,827 --> 01:03:19,762 I think I can reach the railing. 1407 01:03:19,829 --> 01:03:21,497 [dramatic, spooky music] 1408 01:03:25,868 --> 01:03:27,970 [shouting and screaming] 1409 01:03:28,037 --> 01:03:31,574 [howling] 1410 01:03:32,275 --> 01:03:36,412 Let me out! Come on! 1411 01:03:39,916 --> 01:03:42,618 [slow-clapping] 1412 01:03:43,019 --> 01:03:46,155 [dramatic music] 1413 01:03:46,989 --> 01:03:49,091 Good job, toothbrush people. 1414 01:03:49,158 --> 01:03:50,560 Hey, Paul. 1415 01:03:50,626 --> 01:03:53,763 What do you say we crush something better than a pumpkin? 1416 01:03:54,897 --> 01:03:56,566 I say we crush the monster van. 1417 01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:58,601 No! 1418 01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:01,737 [all chattering] 1419 01:04:01,804 --> 01:04:03,706 Totally gonna crush it. 1420 01:04:03,773 --> 01:04:06,108 [machinery whirring] 1421 01:04:08,344 --> 01:04:10,213 [all chatter anxiously] 1422 01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:13,149 [beeping] 1423 01:04:16,018 --> 01:04:18,554 Everyone step back 1.5 meters! 1424 01:04:22,959 --> 01:04:24,894 Lana, you got this? 1425 01:04:24,961 --> 01:04:26,262 I got this. 1426 01:04:26,329 --> 01:04:27,997 [dramatic music] 1427 01:04:28,064 --> 01:04:29,332 [beeping] 1428 01:04:29,398 --> 01:04:32,168 Are you sure you wanna do this to Esmeralda? 1429 01:04:33,035 --> 01:04:34,370 She would want it this way. 1430 01:04:34,437 --> 01:04:36,439 I don't really know what's going on right now, 1431 01:04:36,505 --> 01:04:38,574 but I know it's gonna be good. 1432 01:04:40,176 --> 01:04:41,544 Oh, no. 1433 01:04:44,113 --> 01:04:46,849 -[Esmerelda thuds] -[shouts] 1434 01:04:47,650 --> 01:04:49,752 [spooky music] 1435 01:04:50,886 --> 01:04:53,656 [cheering and chatter] 1436 01:04:56,259 --> 01:04:58,361 Good job, Lis! 1437 01:04:59,528 --> 01:05:01,297 This is the worst Halloween 1438 01:05:01,364 --> 01:05:03,232 -ever! -[gags] 1439 01:05:04,233 --> 01:05:06,135 [Xander shouts] 1440 01:05:06,202 --> 01:05:07,770 Look, you're going viral! 1441 01:05:11,374 --> 01:05:13,776 No, no, no, no, no! 1442 01:05:16,479 --> 01:05:18,814 Happy Halloween, Xander. 1443 01:05:20,383 --> 01:05:21,717 [groans in disgust] 1444 01:05:21,784 --> 01:05:23,152 Let's get outta here! 1445 01:05:23,219 --> 01:05:25,154 [all cheering] 1446 01:05:25,554 --> 01:05:28,557 Oh, I hate giant pumpkins! 1447 01:05:29,292 --> 01:05:31,227 -[cheering] -Yeah! 1448 01:05:31,294 --> 01:05:34,397 -Thanks for saving us, guys. -[Clyde] Yeah. 1449 01:05:34,463 --> 01:05:37,900 I promise next year, we won't bail on the Spooktacular. 1450 01:05:37,967 --> 01:05:39,368 There won't be a next year. 1451 01:05:39,435 --> 01:05:41,804 Literally, no one is gonna come to the toothbrush house. 1452 01:05:44,407 --> 01:05:46,776 Maybe we can find a way to get them back, somehow. 1453 01:05:46,842 --> 01:05:48,778 [bells tinkling] 1454 01:05:48,844 --> 01:05:50,479 Clyde? 1455 01:05:51,180 --> 01:05:52,915 I have a plan. 1456 01:05:52,982 --> 01:05:55,318 So, maybe we didn't crush Xander's party. 1457 01:05:55,384 --> 01:05:57,753 But that didn't stop us from having the biggest, 1458 01:05:57,820 --> 01:06:00,323 loudest, epicest one of our own. 1459 01:06:00,389 --> 01:06:01,557 [chattering] 1460 01:06:01,624 --> 01:06:04,460 ♪ Who wants candy? ♪ 1461 01:06:06,028 --> 01:06:08,097 ♪ I want candy ♪ 1462 01:06:08,164 --> 01:06:09,532 ♪ Hey! ♪ 1463 01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:12,601 -[dad howling] -♪ Who wants candy? ♪ 1464 01:06:12,668 --> 01:06:13,669 ♪ Hey! ♪ 1465 01:06:15,037 --> 01:06:16,472 ♪ We want candy ♪ 1466 01:06:16,539 --> 01:06:19,075 [all chanting] We want candy! 1467 01:06:19,141 --> 01:06:21,610 [xylophone sounds] 1468 01:06:23,412 --> 01:06:26,315 ♪ Candy's so sweet There's nothing better ♪ 1469 01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:30,553 ♪ We like candy when we share it together ♪ 1470 01:06:32,521 --> 01:06:35,291 ♪ Come on down It'll all be fine ♪ 1471 01:06:36,625 --> 01:06:39,462 ♪ And we'll have candy all the time ♪ 1472 01:06:39,528 --> 01:06:42,965 Full-size candy bars? Thanks, toothbrush people! 1473 01:06:43,032 --> 01:06:44,166 [cheering] 1474 01:06:44,233 --> 01:06:45,701 Smile. 1475 01:06:45,768 --> 01:06:47,737 Sorry about the whole shock thing. 1476 01:06:47,803 --> 01:06:49,905 I'm gonna have a talk with your parents. 1477 01:06:49,972 --> 01:06:51,741 -Point, point! -[groans] 1478 01:06:51,807 --> 01:06:53,542 ♪ Who wants candy? Hey! ♪ 1479 01:06:53,609 --> 01:06:57,580 I saved a pumpkin seed from Esmeralda. 1480 01:06:57,646 --> 01:06:59,749 I'll grow a new Esmeralda next year. 1481 01:06:59,815 --> 01:07:01,817 That bites back! 1482 01:07:01,884 --> 01:07:03,986 That is pretty dark. 1483 01:07:04,053 --> 01:07:06,722 ♪ We're a family that's tough but sweet ♪ 1484 01:07:06,789 --> 01:07:08,357 Uh-huh! 1485 01:07:08,424 --> 01:07:11,293 ♪ We hang together We can't be beat ♪ 1486 01:07:12,962 --> 01:07:15,998 ♪ Got everything that you desire ♪ 1487 01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:20,236 ♪ Now let's light up that Halloween fire ♪ 1488 01:07:20,302 --> 01:07:22,204 I can't believe we thought we were too old 1489 01:07:22,271 --> 01:07:24,240 -to be trick-or-treating. -Me neither. 1490 01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:27,743 I mean, once we hit high school, we'll probably stop. 1491 01:07:27,810 --> 01:07:28,978 Come here once. 1492 01:07:30,613 --> 01:07:32,148 We're dressing up and getting free candy 1493 01:07:32,214 --> 01:07:34,016 until they put us in a coffin. 1494 01:07:34,083 --> 01:07:35,584 [both scream] 1495 01:07:36,352 --> 01:07:39,688 I could do that for you right now. 1496 01:07:39,755 --> 01:07:40,623 Come on! 1497 01:07:40,689 --> 01:07:41,690 ♪ Trick-or-treating ♪ 1498 01:07:41,757 --> 01:07:43,459 ♪ With all our friends ♪ 1499 01:07:43,526 --> 01:07:44,627 Here's one for you. 1500 01:07:44,693 --> 01:07:46,228 ♪ We'll all hang out ♪ 1501 01:07:46,295 --> 01:07:47,763 ♪ Till the night ends ♪ 1502 01:07:49,064 --> 01:07:51,801 ♪ So the moon is up We've got a crowd ♪ 1503 01:07:51,867 --> 01:07:53,736 ♪ Ooh! ♪ 1504 01:07:53,803 --> 01:07:56,238 ♪ Now let's get haunted And let's get loud! ♪ 1505 01:07:56,305 --> 01:07:58,374 Let's get loud. 1506 01:07:58,441 --> 01:08:00,476 ♪ Who wants candy? ♪ 1507 01:08:00,543 --> 01:08:02,711 I really love candy! 1508 01:08:02,778 --> 01:08:06,081 ♪ I want candy Hey ♪ 1509 01:08:07,483 --> 01:08:09,952 ♪ Who wants candy? ♪ 1510 01:08:10,019 --> 01:08:12,054 [all cheering] 1511 01:08:12,121 --> 01:08:13,389 [all chanting] We want candy! 1512 01:08:13,456 --> 01:08:15,791 [dad howling] 1513 01:08:16,725 --> 01:08:19,295 Sorry. It's hard to teach an old dog new tricks. 1514 01:08:19,361 --> 01:08:21,363 -Go ahead, boy. -Really? 1515 01:08:21,430 --> 01:08:24,500 [deep inhale, then howls] 1516 01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:27,069 [all] We want candy! 1517 01:08:27,136 --> 01:08:28,571 ♪ Hey! ♪ 1518 01:08:31,507 --> 01:08:32,908 ♪ Hey! ♪ 1519 01:08:34,009 --> 01:08:35,444 ♪ Hey! ♪ 1520 01:08:36,378 --> 01:08:40,816 ♪ Hey! ♪ 1521 01:08:40,883 --> 01:08:43,118 ["Spooky Night" plays] 1522 01:08:44,453 --> 01:08:47,223 [howling] 1523 01:09:01,971 --> 01:09:07,343 ♪ So by a show of hands who believes this jam is haunted? ♪ 1524 01:09:08,944 --> 01:09:14,083 ♪ Come on, zombies on the prowl I wanna hear you scream ♪ 1525 01:09:16,752 --> 01:09:19,889 ♪ Bats wanna play, freaking out till break of day ♪ 1526 01:09:19,955 --> 01:09:21,457 ♪ This is the party of our lives ♪ 1527 01:09:21,524 --> 01:09:25,361 ♪ Let the spirits lead the way-ay-ay ♪ 1528 01:09:26,495 --> 01:09:29,198 ♪ Yeah-ah ♪ 1529 01:09:30,266 --> 01:09:33,736 ♪ It's a spooky night This house is haunted ♪ 1530 01:09:33,802 --> 01:09:35,905 ♪ Yeah it's filled with fright ♪ 1531 01:09:35,971 --> 01:09:39,008 ♪ Like the ghosts wanted Come on ♪ 1532 01:09:39,074 --> 01:09:42,678 ♪ Together it feels so right ♪ 1533 01:09:42,745 --> 01:09:44,146 ♪ Oh what a spooky night ♪ 1534 01:09:44,213 --> 01:09:46,215 ♪ It's a spooky night ♪ 1535 01:09:46,282 --> 01:09:49,518 ♪ I wanna hear you scream, yeah ♪ 1536 01:09:49,585 --> 01:09:52,955 ♪ And somehow the fright feels right ♪ 1537 01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:54,990 [vocalizing] 1538 01:10:05,267 --> 01:10:07,636 ♪ Goblins, give it up for the witches ♪ 1539 01:10:07,703 --> 01:10:09,738 ♪ And the werewolves ♪ 1540 01:10:11,340 --> 01:10:16,111 ♪ It's all a manic mystery From the shadows they howl ♪ 1541 01:10:18,714 --> 01:10:23,152 ♪ If you're getting scared then you better call your mommy ♪ 1542 01:10:25,354 --> 01:10:29,325 ♪ Now let's all jump on a broom We can go for a ride ♪ 1543 01:10:32,595 --> 01:10:35,965 ♪ Creeping, they crawl, demon creatures big and small ♪ 1544 01:10:36,031 --> 01:10:40,536 ♪ Look out, here they come Gonna panic one and all ♪ 1545 01:10:42,071 --> 01:10:44,740 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 1546 01:10:46,241 --> 01:10:48,344 ♪ It's a spooky night ♪ 1547 01:10:48,410 --> 01:10:51,647 ♪ This house is haunted Yeah it's filled with fright ♪ 1548 01:10:51,714 --> 01:10:55,150 ♪ Like the ghosts wanted Come on ♪ 1549 01:10:55,217 --> 01:10:58,053 ♪ Together it feels so right ♪ 1550 01:10:58,120 --> 01:10:59,822 ♪ Oh what a spooky night ♪ 1551 01:10:59,888 --> 01:11:03,459 ♪ It's a spooky night This house is haunted ♪ 1552 01:11:03,525 --> 01:11:05,961 ♪ Yeah, it's filled with fright ♪ 1553 01:11:06,028 --> 01:11:08,897 ♪ Like the ghosts wanted Come on ♪ 1554 01:11:08,964 --> 01:11:11,934 ♪ Together it feels so right ♪ 1555 01:11:12,001 --> 01:11:13,836 ♪ Oh what a spooky night ♪ 1556 01:11:13,902 --> 01:11:16,138 ♪ It's a spooky night ♪ 1557 01:11:16,205 --> 01:11:19,241 ♪ I wanna hear you scream Yeah ♪ 1558 01:11:19,308 --> 01:11:22,878 ♪ And somehow the fright feels right ♪ 1559 01:11:23,646 --> 01:11:27,282 -[Lily] I want candy. -[child cackling] 1560 01:11:29,184 --> 01:11:31,954 ["I Like the Night" by Thomas Judge playing] 1561 01:11:32,021 --> 01:11:34,289 ♪ I like the night ♪ 1562 01:11:37,026 --> 01:11:39,294 [sputters then laughs] 1563 01:11:40,195 --> 01:11:42,364 ♪ Rattling bones ♪ 1564 01:11:43,832 --> 01:11:47,936 ♪ Well I look 1600 but I feel 95 ♪ 1565 01:11:48,003 --> 01:11:51,774 ♪ In my skeleton smile and my bright yellow eyes ♪ 1566 01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:55,678 ♪ I'm the baddest boogeyman that you've ever seen ♪ 1567 01:11:55,744 --> 01:11:59,481 ♪ And I'm so freaking happy 'cause it's Halloween ♪ 1568 01:11:59,548 --> 01:12:03,419 ♪ I'm gonna yell I'm gonna scream ♪ 1569 01:12:03,485 --> 01:12:06,355 ♪ It's Halloween! ♪ 1570 01:12:20,469 --> 01:12:24,807 ♪ I ain't no Wolfman Jack I ain't no Frankenstein ♪ 1571 01:12:24,873 --> 01:12:28,577 ♪ In my skeleton smile and my bright yellow eyes ♪ 1572 01:12:28,644 --> 01:12:32,514 ♪ I'm the baddest boogeyman that you've ever seen ♪ 1573 01:12:32,581 --> 01:12:36,251 ♪ And I'm so freaking happy 'cause it's Halloween ♪ 1574 01:12:36,318 --> 01:12:38,187 ♪ I'm gonna yell ♪ 1575 01:12:38,253 --> 01:12:39,955 ♪ I'm gonna scream ♪ 1576 01:12:40,022 --> 01:12:43,225 ♪ It's Halloween ♪ 108012