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(soft melodic music)

- [Greg] Clara!

Hi.

- Greg.
(Greg laughing)

Hi, oh!
- How are you?

- [Clara] Oh, nice to meet you.

- [Greg] Yeah, you
too. (laughing)

- [Clara] Okay?

- Yeah, let's go.

(soft melodic music)

So she ends it with
everyone except one guy,

probably as emotionally
immature as she is. (laughs)

But that's her deal, I mean,
I'm sure they're happy,

just not very evolved.

I mean, not everyone can
process their jealousy

and ownership impulses,
but hey, that is me.

- Right, so like a
polyamory kind of deal?

Wow, I barely have time
for amory. (laughing)

- Ethical non-monogamy, yeah.

- Hm, right, right and um,

how many partners do
you have at the moment?

- Right now?
- Hm.

- None right now, I'm
resetting, I've been busy,

I'm an entrepreneur.
- Yep, already said that.

- I was in IT, doing my apps.
- Apps, yep.

- Did I say that?
- Yeah, amazing, yeah.

(background people chattering)

(paper rustling)

- Hey.
- Hm?

- I-I don't have a lot of time.

- Same.

- So.
- So.

- Where do you wanna,
where should we?

- It's 8:30 in the morning.
- Well, you said eight

and I'm fine with that.
- Yeah, for breakfast.

- You were quite
explicit in your texts.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

You're the wrong one.

- Must be.
- Ah!

- It's okay, I've got
to get to work anyway.

It was, ah,
(notes rustling)

very nice to meet you, Greg.

- That was 10.50.

You're 50 cents short.

- Okay, sorry.
- It's alright.

- 50 cents,

you want

50 cents, okay.

You know, ah, it's
really unattractive,

just for future reference.

- We're not even-
- Having sex?

- No.
- No,

'cause you're not getting
any and you're not going to

by monologuing for half an
hour and ordering like a child.

- I can't drink hot beverages.

- Well, that's a load
of dairy before sex.

- I get heaps of sex.

- I'm sure you
do, but not today.

- Heaps.

(Ella panting)

♪ In the morning I'm slow ♪

♪ I drag a chair
over to the window ♪

♪ And I watch what's going on ♪

♪ The garbage truck
tiptoes along the road ♪

♪ Light a candle
for the suffering ♪

♪ Send my best wishes
with the wind ♪

(phone alerting)

- Oh, shit!

I'm gonna miss the bus, I've
gotta go, I've gotta go.

- Hm-mm.

♪ Though well-meaning,
they don't mean a thing ♪

(phone alerting)

(both breathing heavily)

I really have to go.

- No, no, no,

not yet, not yet.
- Yeah?

♪ I might change
my sheets today ♪

(bus rumbling)

Hey, stop!

♪ Well, time is money ♪

Fuck!

♪ And money is no man's friend ♪

♪ And all eyes ♪

- Congratulations, 40 years.

- Oh, thank you.

- I've only been married for
three, hope we get there.

Okay, so something
really special to,
to mark the occasion.

- Um, yeah, so my wife, ah,

has specific needs, she-she's,
ah, she's quite immobile.

- Great, great, we, ah,

we can do that.

- I mean, she's really
not terribly well.

I'm hoping, um, a trip
might cheer her up.

- Perfect.

Oh yes.

King Island.

- Ah.

- Senior Love Romantica.

It's a package designed
for senior lovers,

in the off-peak season,
it's all inclusive,

five star luxury, day trips,
spa treatments, massages,

facials, therapeutics,
horizon pool.

Music, dancing.

- Oh no, no, um,
she can't dance.

- You don't have to.

You can sit at the bar,
listen to the band.

Plus there's a nurse
on-site in case there's...

- Okay, yeah, um, so how much?

- Including airfares,

airport transfers, that's...

20K, total.

- Ooh!

- No, no, that's very
good for the gold package.

- Yeah, um,

ah, what other, um-

- There's gold,
silver or bronze.

- Right, how about copper?

Or tin, perhaps?

- No, no, there's
just the three.

Especially if you want
to spoil your wife,

I mean, she's obviously
had a rough run.

- Yeah, um, ah,

what's, what's, what's
the, what's the bronze?

- I'll talk you through
the silver, that's 18K.

- Ah, bronze, ah, thank you.

I'm really, I'm
happy to go straight,

straight to the bronze.

- Okay.

Well, ah, you lose
the French champagne,

the helicopter sightseeing,
water aerobics.

The travel insurance
is also not included,

that's the, that's
the 15K package.

- Okay.

Yep.

Yes, yes, um,

no, that's fine.

- Wonderful! You will have
the time of your life.

- [Glen] Okay.

- On the bronze package.

(Glen sighing)

(melodic guitar music)

(car door clicking)

(car door thudding)

(keys jangling)

♪ I get this strange
feeling in my gut ♪

♪ I love you so much
that I get nervous ♪

♪ I hope that doesn't
gross you out, darling ♪

♪ It's just these butterflies
can take the lead ♪

- [Clara] Alright, nice
deep breaths for us.

You're gonna feel some pressure
on your throat from Sacha,

that's nothing to worry about.

We're gonna take great
care of you, Phillip.

Deep breath, that's it.

(machine beeping quietly)

And cricoid on, we're
asleep probably.

Let's risk it. (laughing)

- [Sacha] Why not?
I'm feeling lucky.

- [Clara] I'm done.

- You say that
every three months.

- This is the last time.

- Maybe if you gave
someone a proper go.

- He licked the spoon while
talking about being evolved.

(Sacha laughing)

And he didn't get
any of my jokes.

- Okay, well clearly
not him then.

- I just want one,
one grown up man.

I don't want more random sex.

- I'll take it.

- It's exhausting, I'm talking
to seven people at once,

I've gotten sick of
my own small talk.

I've started using your
stories to mix it up.

- Mine?
- Yeah.

- Well, that's not gonna work,

they probably have
a lesbian vibe.

- Oh, I don't wanna date
children, I wanna have one.

- Well, you can
have mine anytime.

Not to date, don't date my kids.

- The whole thing
you've got is over.

- What, kids and watching TV?

I mean, they can't all be
polyamorous. Who's got the time?

- I don't know, but apparently
if you're single at this age,

it's just weirdos and hook-ups.

- Sarah in Maternity just
married the guy she met online.

- Have you met him?

- No.

(Phillip groaning incoherently)

- Phillip agrees with me,
the men online are shit.

- Are they, are they all shit?

Or are you just a little
bit quick to judge?

- Oh, psht!
- Do you remember that guy

that you got rid of,
because he asked you

if you went to the gym?
- I hate the gym,

so that was never gonna work.
- Oh yeah, how dare he ask?

He was probably just
making conversation.

- Badly.
- Could've been your soulmate.

- I think I'm just gonna
do the sperm donor thing.

- Yeah, sure you can,

but I just think you're
gonna meet someone.

- Where?
- Mum, Mummy. (chuckling)

- Definitely not here.
(Sacha laughing)

(Phillip groaning softly)
- I mean, he's a catch,

loves his mum.

Phillip, are you single?

(background melodic music)

(bottles clinking)

(fridge door thudding)

- Um, excuse me, um,
I beg your pardon.

Ah, you-you wouldn't have
a nice Moselle, would you?

I'm not sure if they're
still popular, or?

- Wait there, I'll check.

- Okay.

- Glen.

Oh.

Glen.

- Judith, hello.

- How is she?

- Ah, Christine? Oh, um,
good, good, you know, she-

- All this on top
of the diabetes.

- Hm.

- And how are you?

- Um.
- It can't be easy.

- Oh well, I'm, I'm not
the one in pain, Judith.

- Oh, she's still
in pain? Chronic?

You know, Merah Singh's
husband had the stomach cancer.

He took his own life.

Depression from the
pain apparently.

I mean, he was terminal, but
I was thinking of Christine.

- Well, she's, she's
not terminal, so-

- Oh, no, of course not.

But the pain and the
trauma of the accident.

I mean, you're probably
all still traumatized,

nearly losing her.

- Ah, well, we-we didn't,
so no, we're-we're fine,

we're fine, thank you.

I mean, maybe you could, you
know, she'd love a visit.

- Oh, we didn't want to intrude.

- Yeah, um, or
perhaps a phone call.

- Yes, I must give her a ring.

- Yeah, okay, well, it
was lovely to see you.

I'm sorry, I have to
find the assistant.

Okay.
- You too.

- B-Bye bye, bye, Judith.
- And I'll pop Christine

on the Prayers for
the Needy list.

- Oh, thank you,
okay, bye bye now.

- I did that for Mr.
Singh when he suicided

and it gave Merah great comfort.

- Okay, bye now,
Judith, bye bye.

- Where's he gone?

Oh, excuse me!

Found some Moselle.

- Oh dear.
- Oh, sorry, sorry.

Um, yeah, I'll have
that one, ah, thank you.

- Take care of yourself, Glen.

- Okay, bye bye now.

Bye, Judith.

(soft melodic music)

- [Jesse] How did
you miss the bus?

- [Aaron] Well, it was
going when I actually got-

- [Jesse] No, how did
you not, seriously

for the one ethical law
firm in the country,

you, what, you slept in?

- No, I was awake.

- Then how did you-
- We were...

You know.

- Oh, wow!

- And I snoozed the alarm and
I lost track of time and I-

- Wow.
- And I was trying to leave,

but-
- That's fucked.

- No, it doesn't matter, okay?

I mean, I've got an interview-
- What is wrong with you?

- Taylor McKenzie.
- Does she not know

how important clerkships are?
- No, it's not her fault.

- I know that.

You, what, you just
can't drag yourself away?

- No, she's just,
no, I can't, okay,

but when I'm there,
it's hectic, okay.

I mean, I fucking, I
fucking love her, I just-

- Okay, you know
what this is, right?

- What?
- Chemicals,

dopamine and oxytocin
flooding the brain,

(Aaron groaning)

which creates this like
addictive dependence.

- Okay, please don't
brain chemistry me, okay?

It's called love.

- Okay.

- You're so brutal.

- You are, or does she not
care that you miss her gigs?

- Hey, I've gotta study, okay?
We're not all Uni medalists.

- Shut up.

Fine, I'm probably gonna hook up

with that waitress
tonight anyway, so.

- Aw!
- I would've ignored you.

(both laughing)

(kissing) Bye.

- Enjoy the dopamine!

(phone beeping)

(cheerful melodic music)

♪ If you love me
like I love you ♪

- [Glen] And I had to
go to three stores.

I mean, people don't use
fresh spices anymore,

too labor intensive.

Oh! Guess who I saw?

Judith. My God, she's
a strange woman.

She was eager to know
just how poorly you were.

She's been very
concerned apparently.

I don't know, she's had two
years to give you a call.

(spoon tapping)

Anyway, she's making
sure you're included

in the Prayers for the Needy.

So, very helpful.

Mm.

(pot lid clattering)
Mm!

Okay, nearly ready.

You hungry?

Christine?

(background piano music)

Chris?

(lamp switch clicking)

Chris?

- Hm?

- You fell asleep.

- Oh, oh.

- Kids will be here soon,
better get you dressed, eh?

- Hm.

Yeah.
- There you go.

Okay, alright.

(Christine groaning softly)

You ready, ready?
One, two, three.

You okay? I've got
you, I've got you.

- [Christine] I just, ah.

I-I think we should
talk about home care.

- [Glen] Come on,
don't be silly, I can-

- No, because I'm-
- I can manage, I can manage.

- I'm getting too heavy.
- No, you're not.

You're not, you're not.

(Christine sighing)

Which dress do you want?

- Oh, ah, I don't know.

- [Glen] What about that
one Clara bought you

for Christmas that time?

- No, it'll be too tight.

- No, it won't.

It's nice and flowy
when it's on, isn't it?

- Well, maybe last time I wore
it, but I, I'm too fat now.

- Oh come on, don't
be ridiculous.

- I've been sitting
for nearly two years,

I've lost a lot of muscle tone.

- Don't be so hard on yourself.

Come on, you're a
beautiful woman,

you're just as beautiful as
you were when I first met you.

- Oh, rubbish.

- Well, shall we
try it on anyway?

Okay, now light or dark lippy?

- Dark.

- Okay, hold still.

- No, no, put the
dress on first.

- Okay, sorry.

- Oh.

- Alright, pucker up,
there you go and top, ah.

There.

Okay?

(lipstick clicking)

Look alright?

Okay, let's get
this off, arm up.

And this one, I'll do this one.

Sorry.

There you go.

There you go, alright,
let's get it up the back.

Sorry, it's stuck under you.

Okay.

- Ow, ow!
- Sorry, sorry, hang on.

- You've caught-
- Sorry, sweetie, sorry.

- [Christine] Are you
trying to suffocate me?

For God's sake!

I'm stuck, I can't-
- Sorry, sorry.

- Ow!
- Oh, sorry, sorry, darling.

- Oh.

Jesus.

- I'm sorry.

It's okay, it's okay,
it's okay, you're okay.

- God!
- You're okay. (kissing)

You're okay.

Now, let's get this
dress on you, hey?

(car rumbling quietly)

(handbrake cranking)

(seat belt clicking)

(cicadas chirping)

(Clara exhales heavily)

(car door thudding)

(car locking system beeping)

(nutmeg grating)

- 20 minutes late? Why
didn't you just order a car?

- 'Cause it was surging.

- Okay.

- Well, they can
always reschedule.

I mean, that's
pretty unreasonable.

- Not unreasonable to expect
him to be on time, Mum.

Normal in a
professional setting.

- Well, he doesn't need
a lecture from you.

Thanks, love.

- Can I have a look?

- [Christine] When's
your next interview?

- [Aaron] Um, it's
a couple of weeks.

- You'll land that one.
- Hm.

- Oh, is that a Rumi quote?

- Mm-hm.
- That's, that's beautiful.

Isn't that thoughtful?

- Hm.

(background piano music)

- What's this fork?

The prong's at a
45 degree angle!

(all laughing)

How old is this set?

- Don't worry, I'll
get you another one.

It's um, it's a wedding present.

- [Clara] Oh, maybe
time to get new ones?

- It's romantic.

- It's cutlery.

- [Glen] There you go.

- Less stabby, thank you.

- And I've got a very
special wine here.

- Oh no, Dad, mine's
the other one.

- Ah. (laughing)

Do you remember this?

- Oh.
- It's the one we had

at our wedding.
- Oh, no.

- I thought maybe we
could have a little toast.

- No, I've had a double
dose of pain meds.

- Oh.
- Hm.

- Okay, well, I'll save
it for another time.

- You have it.

- [Glen] No, no,
I don't need to.

- [Clara] I'll try it.

- Have a glass.

- No, sparkling
water will do me.

- No, no, no, no, water's fine.

I've got an exam tomorrow, so.

- Open book, though.
- Hm.

- That's really refreshing.

It's actually a great
little device you got us.

We should use that more often.

- Have the wine.

- No, no, no, no,
I'm happy with this.

- Well, why are
you punishing me?

- Pardon?
- Well, you're not the one

on medication, so
why won't you drink?

- [Glen] Well, I,
I don't need to.

- Well, you obviously want
it, why else would you buy it?

I mean, you can celebrate.

- Well, we are celebrating.

- Yeah, why don't
I start the toast?

- If I wasn't here, if
I'd died in the accident,

you'd be able to drink, yeah?

- Okay.
- Mum,

do we have to talk about-

- Yes, because
denial doesn't help,

doesn't help with the pain,
the incontinence, the UTIs.

- Okay, can we just enjoy
this nice meal Dad's made?

- It's okay, it's
fine, it's fine.

No.
(wine pouring)

(wine bottle thudding)

- Drink it.

- Right, thank you, I will.

- Drink it!

Oh, drink it properly!

- Jesus, Mum.

- Right.

It's, it's good,
slatey. (clears throat)

(cutlery scraping)

- Ella got a new regular gig.

- That's good.

- Yeah, she actually
got this cool, new bar

on Rose Street.

- Shall we have the main course?

- Absolutely.

(crockery clattering quietly)

- Hm, I'm not done yet.

(crockery clattering quietly)

Mm!

Yum, Dad, I've been eating
way too much cafeteria food.

- Yeah, we haven't
seen you for a while.

What have you been up to?

How've you been?

- Oh, with work, um, alright.

Haven't maimed anyone.

- Dad means have you
been seeing someone?

Is that why you
haven't been over?

- Ah, no, not really.
- Well, what does that mean?

- It means I've been on a
few bad dates, that's all.

(wine pouring)
- Oh, no one good enough?

(Christine laughing)

- No, it's not that.

Well, they have
all been weirdos.

- You're so picky.

- (laughs) I'd rather be
picky than have no standards.

- Well, it's time to
lower them, I think.

I mean, you're hardly
perfect yourself, Clara,

so I don't know why you
expect other people to be.

- I know I'm not,
I don't expect-

- I mean, you, you,

you are too old to be
mucking around like this.

You won't even be
able to have any ki,

if you want kids, you have
to stop all this nonsense

and just find some
reasonable fellow, who-

- Okay, thanks, reasonable,
yep, trying to do that.

- [Christine] Well, you know
what I mean, someone decent.

You're not exactly easy
yourself, you know.

- Thank you, Mum.
- Okay,

let's just change the subject.
- There are other ways

to have a baby these days.
- There is no perfect partner,

it's work, it's compromise,
it's disappointment.

- Oh, you hear that, Dad?
Nice, happy anniversary.

- Thank you, darling.
- Your generation

is so delusional.
- Oh.

- Thinking you can have
babies whenever you like,

however you like.

God! I mean, ha, you're like
those stupid celebrities

in complete denial
about your age.

- Like you're in denial
about that dress?

Oh, what?

It's too tight, it
looks ridiculous.

- It-it-it looks fine.

- Can you take me
back to bed, please?

- Oh, come on!

- Chris, you've, you've
hardly touched your food

and we've got a
beautiful dessert.

- Mum, don't, please.

- Yeah, I'm, I'm too tired.

- Okay.

- Wow.

- Ready? One, two, three.
- Dad, Dad, Dad,

I can, I can, I can help.
- No, no, no, no.

- Would you let him help you?

- I've got you, I've got you,
I've got you, I've got you.

(Aaron sighing)

(Aaron sighing)

- You're on fire tonight.

- Me? She's the...

Poor Dad, the thing with
the wine was sociopathic.

- She's in pain.

- Because she's not
doing the rehab,

that she's supposed
to be doing, Aaron.

I've seen a lot
worse, by the way.

- You're such an arsehole.
- Oh, fuck off.

Where are you going?
- To study.

- Great.

Perfect.

(fork clattering)

(gentle piano music)

Well, this is nice!
Great family dinner.

(sheets rustling)

(gentle piano music)

- Okay, one, two, three.

Okay, okay, you right?

Okay?
- Yeah.

Thanks.

(gentle piano music)

- I'll bring you
some sticky date?

- No.

Clara's right, I
look ridiculous.

- Come on, you can
have a little slice.

- [Christine] No.

Doctor says the weight's
bad for my mobility, so.

(Christine exhales heavily)

(gentle piano music)

- Okay.

You okay?

- Yeah.

- Comfy?

- Thanks, yeah.

- Water?

- Thanks.

- Okay.

(gentle piano music)

You off?

- Oh, I cleared the plates,
you want me to do the dishes?

- Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, you go.

(sighs) Don't mind
Mum, she's just tired.

- Yeah.

- Thanks for coming.
(both kissing)

- Yeah, happy
anniversary. (laughing)

- Thank you, darling.

You drive safe, yeah?

(faucet water running)

(Clara knocking)

(door clicking)
- Happy studying.

For your open book exam.

- Oh, get fucked.

(door slamming)

Seriously, you need to!

(gentle piano music)

(door clicking)

(door thudding)

(gentle piano music)

(shower running)

(gentle piano music)

(soft melodic music)

(massage gun whirring quietly)

(soft melodic music)

(Clara groaning)

(soft melodic music)

- [Presenter] With gastronomic
and artistic treasures.

But now we've come to the
beating heart of the country,

Rome.
- How exhausting.

- [Presenter] It's a
2000-year old metropolis,

where past and present collide.

- It's as unique as-
- Want a cup of tea?

- Sure.

- Okay.
- Christ on the cross.

- [Chef] As it is
for a food lover.

Today I'm gonna cook you a dish,

that is really
steeped in history.

(mugs clinking)

(phone alerting)

(loud dance music)

(phone thudding quietly)

(soft melodic music)

(door thudding)

- Hello.

Again.

- Excuse me.

- Oh, um, sorry.

(candy rattling)

Late dinner?

I'm kidding, although
I used to have that

for dinner all the time.

Until I saw that
viral gelatine video,

have you seen that?

Yeah, don't, it's
seriously off-putting.

But you know, I-I was an addict,

so it was useful to be put off.

But I mean, you seem to
have a good relationship

with the-the snakes.

You've, you've dropped some.

(lid thudding quietly)

I just worry that people
put them back in, you know,

when they drop them.

(candy clattering)
(lid thudding quietly)

Anyway.

Hey, mate.
- Hey, how are you doing?

Good?

- Yeah, I'll just get these two.

- Those two?
- Yeah.

- There's a two-for-one
deal on those.

You want another one?
- Oh, ah...

- Why not? Go nuts.

- [Assistant] That's what I say.

- Yeah, alright, um,
I'll get another one.

- Too easy, that'll
be five dollars.

- Right, there you go.

- Beautiful, have
a good one, man.

- Yeah, thanks, mate,
have a good night.

- You have a good night.
- You too.

(door chiming)

- Five dollars.
- Oh.

- And 20 cents,

the snakes.

(gentle piano music)

- Hi again.

- Hi.

I'm not stalking you, um...

- Chaperoning.

(Clara laughing)

- No, I um, I live just there.

- I live there.

- Hm.

- Actually, could you just
wait there until I'm inside?

Just, just so I know
that you're not.

Ugh, ah, yeah, sorry,
go on, I'm kidding.

- Okay.

(gentle piano music)

- [Peter] Night!

- [Clara] Yep.

(door clicking)

(door thudding)

(door thudding)

(melodic piano music)

(phone thudding quietly)

(faucet water running)

(pots clattering quietly)

- Oh, the tea will be
a bit strong, sorry.

Are they at the Trevi
Fountain, Chris?

(TV broadcasting quietly)

You asleep?

- [Presenter] It's the
entire side of a palace!

- Christine?

(mugs thudding)

Christine?

(gentle piano music)

Chris?

Chris?

Chris?

Chris?

Christine, wake up, wake up,
wake up, wake up, wake up.

Chris, wake up.

♪ I'm lying on the
floor in the bathroom ♪

♪ I've had it with this place ♪

- Aaron, call an ambulance!
(door thudding)

♪ Had it with this place ♪

- Christine? Chris. (sobbing)

♪ Living in the background ♪

♪ Hanging with the rough crowd ♪

Christine! (sobbing)

♪ Thinking of the times you
had it all figured out ♪

♪ Now everyone is passed out ♪

♪ Blurry on the edge now ♪

♪ Empty as an effigy
waiting to come down ♪

♪ I've had it with this place,
we're all going insane ♪

♪ I've had it with this
place, we've all gone insane ♪

♪ Damn the work,
damn the music ♪

♪ Damn the fun that's missing ♪

♪ Damn the drugs,
damn the friends ♪

♪ Damn the phone
that's ringing ♪

(siren wailing)

♪ Damn the night,
damn the party ♪

♪ Damn the song
that's spinning ♪

♪ Damn the room,
damn the street ♪

♪ Damn the scene listening ♪

Chris! (sobbing)

♪ Damn the door that's closing ♪

Don't leave me, Chris.

♪ Damn the mood,
damn the people ♪

♪ Damn the door that's closing ♪

♪ Damn the time, damn the ride ♪

♪ Damn the drive
that's missing ♪

♪ Damn the home, damn the dog ♪

♪ Damn the life that's winning ♪

(melodic piano music)

(intense melodic music)