All language subtitles for The Van (1977) [x264]-en

So that each of us can say that
he did everything possible

for our country, our school and humanity.

Today we are here to celebrate

that we have spent four long years learning.

Rosedale High students
They will receive their diplomas today.

I have the honor to present to you
to Mr. Walter E. Hump.

Thank you for the beautiful farewell speech.

He pulls that rope.
- It could be a heavy...

And much more.

What a day.

Very fruitful.

I have to go to work.
- Ride me.

Where is your car?
- If I knew, I would drive it.

I woke up in a trash can
next to Betsy's party.

When are you going to buy that van?
What have you been talking about for 80 years?

Look at that.
- She looks at me.

You're crazy? She looks at me.

It couldn't be greener.

We have to get out of here.
-Sally Johnson.

Hit the gas before we run dry.
- What tits.

Too late, it's red.
- What a stretch.

We are going to die.
- I'd like to catch her once.

I would be satisfied for a whole year.

Hello, I was admiring your physique.

You want to run?
- Racing is not my thing.

Forward.
- Do not do it.

Of course, why not?

Whoever competes against Dugan usually dies.

He wasn't running.

Are you still thinking about Sally?

What's the joke then?
- There is no joke.

And why are you laughing?
- That easy.

Do you smell something?

If you. You need a bathroom.
- Drown.

You looked good, radiant.
The most beautiful at the dance.

Will our date go ahead tonight?
- Maybe.

She drives there. I mean
that your car is on fire.

Did you know that the bench of your car is on fire?

Because you left?
- It's hard to talk

with some vegetables.
What did you mean by those dates?

We go out with them.
- Don't make appointments for me.

I'll do it myself.
- Jack's not so bad. And Bobby too.

For one night.
- What do you mean?

They only think about one thing.
- I'm fine with it as long as it's with Jack.

We'd better smoke another one.

Isn't that your car?
- where?

Take.
- Wait.

This is my car. Wait wait.
This is my car. It's mine.

See you around. Good luck.

One, two, three, pull.

Andy, how are you going to get there?
- I have to teach them how to vacuum.

All together. One two three.
He pulls.

I'm so out of it, ladies.

Can I leave early today?
- Can't you see I'm stuck?

Don't stand there speechless. Do something.
- Yes of course. Wait, guys.

Can I borrow your hat?

Stop talking and get me out of here.

No problem, ladies.
- Ready, Andy?

Ready for what?

Sorry for the inconvenience.
Your car will be ready in no time, sparkling clean.

Enough of the laughter.
Clean that car.

Can I leave earlier?
- Ask again later.

Washed only.

Carefully.
- I will treat her with care.

What can I do for you?
- LA in four.

Jagman, right?
- Yeah.

LA to four. How much do you bet?
- Hundred.

Hundred. I will do that.

You work here?
- How lucky, huh?

Depends.
- We're going on a date tonight.

You have misunderstood.

Bobby, get on with it. Time is money.
The box is ringing.

She is not beautiful?
- Beautiful. She can have me.

She keeps dreaming. She does not love you.
- I have a date with her tonight.

Crap.

That's why you can shave so well.
- Because?

Subtraction gives you strong arms.
- Fuck you.

You will have the cleanest car banks
from the city.

Your blue underwear is beautiful.

When are you going to mature?

You can really impress a girl.

Thanks, I wanted to wash it anyway.

I have good information.
50 on Golden Fleece in the sixth.

Keep it real. You can not
throw away 50 dollars.

It's 20 to 1.
- What kind of bookie are you?

Take my bet or I'll turn you in.

don't come to me
if they confiscate your television.

Crazy.

Today I have to leave early.

Why don't you ever want more work?

It's very important.
I'll make it up to you, I promise.

Well then. Forward.

Sam, report to the service department.

Is Mr. Friendly there?
-Yes, in his office.

That announcement should be broadcast at 3 in the morning.

I don't mind.
I don't mind. I will call you later.

Enters.

I'll pick up my van.
- Alright. Sit down.

Do you have the advance payment?
- Yes here.

Tight jeans.

The toilet is next to the desk.

The car bench was wet.

200 dollars missing.

What is this?
- A check from my parents.

Because of my title.
- It will be OK.

As good as gold.
- Nothing is as good as gold.

Signature.

The van is at Roscoe's house.

Doug, your mother on line three.

See you around.
- Goodbye, Mr. Friendly.

How about? Too crazy, right?

Did you design this?

No, the buyer, I did it.

Is everything alright?

What a fall.

Beautiful, isn't it?
- Good job, Roscoe.

I'll show you the place.

A water bed.

A mirror.
- Great.

Window.

Fully padded. Foam.

Boxes.

Special tires. Four.

lJskast.

Power outlets, toaster,
comfortable driver's seat.

A drinking fountain, a cassette recorder,
TV, mirror covers,

fog lights, a wardrobe and much more.

Check it out.

Look.

Is this your machine?
- As long as you pay on time.

I will show you.

Is beautiful.
- What's inside?

You can look, but not touch anything.
I haven't started it yet.

He has a bed here.
- You finally go for her.

That's the idea.

There's beer in the fridge. I'm
I invite See you at the office.

This is a palace. This is better
than my floor. What are you going to do here?

Have fun.
Play with the balls.

Naughty boy. Is beautiful.
A toaster.

Please.
- Great.

A toast to Bobby and his van.

Let the van see so much action
like his hand used to do.

I have to go. See you soon.

Have fun with your van.

Wait, Andy.

What to expect?

What kind of beer is that?
- Normal beer.

I have to go. See you.
- You want a beer?

No, I bought it especially for you
I bought it.

Bye, Mom. Your check was just what
needed. Would you like to see the inside?

With great pleasure.

Is something. Very unusual.

You have to see the back.

What is this?
- A water bed. Sit down.

What's there?
- Nothing. You had a good day?

What is this?
- Bobby's van.

Beautiful, isn't it?
He even has a waterbed.

Are you really going to drive with that?
- Yes of course. And why not?

Because he is obscene.
- It's just a van.

Is this the van you were talking about?

This is a van, not a van.
It's a van.

And are you going to drive like a hippy
instead of studying?

Do we have to bring this up again?
- He saved for it.

You could be proud.

Just make sure you pay on time,
because I won't help you.

And neither does your mother,
although she signed the papers.

You're on your own.
Look at that thing.

I love it.
- I need a drink.

Your father is tired.
I really like your van.

Good luck.

This is delicious. Delicious?
- Keep that.

Here.
- Forward.

Do you have a cool van?
Then let's run.

$100. The winner takes it all.
OK?

Hundred?

That's a lot of money.

Excuse me, dear.

Are you an athlete?
- I'm on the basketball team.

Yeah? Good for you.
Haggle now.

Where did you get that truck?
- Pretty, huh.

Can you give me a Lucky?

Beauty, do you like studs?
- Yeah.

But not the stupid ones.

How about?
- I just crashed.

Are you still driving?
- Yes, but...

Then we'll run, right? AND
I'm not used to losing.

No, I mean yes. I have to do something.
to do. I'll think about it.

A mug of beer, please.

How is it?
- Good. And you?

Can I assist you?
- No, I'm here with Dugan.

Thank you anyway.
- Can I invite you sometime?

Clear. I will invite you
sometimes. See you soon.

How is everything?
- Fairly good.

Do you like vans?
- Depends.

About what?
- About the van and who drives it.

See that van over there?
- Yes, I saw her coming.

It's mine. Want
Share a joint with me?

Absolutely.
- Awesome.

Great.

Hands off my tits.
- Do you like it.

Don't look down on me.
- I don't, I love you.

Take.

You have great breasts.
Come on.

You have beautiful hair.

What are they?

Hold on. Come here. Come here.

Now you've seen them,
but they are not free.

I cost money, baby.

Do you have a match?

Women.

How are you?
- I'm exhausted.

I've had heavy sex.
- I guess so.

You do not believe me.
- I'm your best friend.

I want to show you something.

We were talking about you, Dugan.
- Aren't you that...

That's my twin brother Rufford.
- Come on.

You look well. We have to go.
See you later.

Bastard, I'm going to kill you.

What are you doing? Enters.

He gets into the truck. Forward.

We will catch you.

Car theft. From five to ten years.
- Silence. It's mine.

What do you mean?
- After 80 years, I finally understood it.

Tina and Sue.
- Where.

They just passed.

They are there. Step on the accelerator.

They are there.

They are following us.
- Incredible.

No, do not do it. You will lose them.
- That's the idea.

Faster.
- It's probably a waste of time anyway.

Be quiet. Faster.
Drive right behind them.

Goodbye, girls.

You are driving on the wrong side.
- Then stop.

You're crazy.
- Back off. Are funny.

Yes, apart. We are funny.

A car. Careful.

She was close.
- Idiots.

I like them anyway.
- You can keep them.

Wait a minute.
I'm not really interested in Tina.

If you do not participate,
Sue and I won't be able to be together.

But Tina is no fun.
- Please.

Sometimes I do you favors too.
With that van, she'll turn around.

Maybe.
- Good.

Why don't you want to talk to her?
- Because she doesn't want to.

Of course.
- They will do it.

You scare him.
- I do not do anything.

I already know it.
That's exactly what I mean.

Can't you go and talk to him?
- Forget it.

We'll take the Sprite,
You take Tina in the van.

Forget it.

There she is. Good luck.

How is it going?
- It is going well.

What place.
- Beautiful, huh.

Like a brothel on wheels.
- The other girls like it.

I imagine.
- See you at the beach.

They should have returned by now.
- Don't worry.

Do you have another cigarette?
- Yeah.

I'll take you home.
- I can't go home without Sue.

Frankly, I don't think
that she is going to come back.

Tonight I'm staying at Sue's house. When
home, my parents ask questions.

It's not my fault.

You can stay with me tonight.
- Where?

In the van, idiot.

I can trust in you?
- Trust me?

I know what you women are like at night.

It smells like a pool hall in here.

Good night.

Genius.

Excuse me for a moment.

You forgot something.

Women.

They are there.

Incredible.

Bastard.

Shall we sneak up on you?
- No, we can't do that.

Tina would never forgive me.
Really.

I can not believe what my eyes see.

What are you laughing at?
- Nothing.

Drop me off at the next corner.
- You live further away, right?

If my father sees me in this,
he will kill me. Take.

I'll see you later?
- Do not count on it.

Nice van you have there.

Can I do something for you?

That sounds like Dugan.
- See you.

Give Uncle Duggy a big kiss.
- With great pleasure.

You're not very busy.
- Nice van you have there.

Do you like it?
- Super.

Want a joint on the waterbed?
- I love waterbeds.

He is behind.
- I don't have time for a joint.

But for a quickie.
- Alright.

Without looking. Made.

every woman loves
The sound of my zipper.

Wait.

My head hurts a lot.
Can't it be another time?

Wait.

What an ass.
-What kind of body did he have?

Let's just say it was huge everywhere.

I guess so.
- I didn't know that making love was so...

...could be physical. I will leave you...
have a look. Then you will learn the finer points.

You will probably get tired
after the first few hours.

For.

This is full.
Come on, I have to pick up Sue.

I wanted to ask you how Tina was doing.

Super, steamy, fantastic.
- Everything is good.

Sorry for Ask.

What's the matter?
- I have a pimple.

Here.
- Here.

You're crazy. I see nothing.
- Sure?

Yes, sure.

What are you looking at?
- Dirty prayer cards.

If I were more like you.
- Are you serious?

You are very free. You can have fun.
I scare people.

If you were lazier,
The boys would dare to call you.

What is this?

What's that?
- I bought it somewhere.

That morning on the beach.
You never had Tina.

Who says it?

For.

Don't tell me it has to be love.

Yes, it must be love.
- Do you love Bobby then?

No, why are you asking?
- This morning, on the beach.

We hear you busy in the van.
- Bobby and me?

I do not know what you mean.
- You can tell me.

I'm your best friend.
- I swear nothing happened.

Completely nothing.
- Whatever you want.

This is Straight Arrow.

Spiderman.
Where did you get that name?

We had fun. Just listen.

You're crazy.
- How about?

Super. I'm coming.
- Over there.

Do you want more than one?
- Okay, Spiderman.

This is Tina's house.
We went to look for Sue.

She surprise. If she had known about that tape,
She wouldn't have fixed it.

There's Bobby and Jack.
In that van. What are they doing here?

I thought you'd be fine with it.

He doesn't want to see me anymore.
- You don't know until you try.

Is that honk coming from our driveway?
- Come.

They are friends from school
that pick us up.

Goodbye, madam.
- Don't come home too late.

Here, Tina.
- No, thanks.

You can have fun if you want,
TRUE?

Laughter.

Give him a drink.
- I will do what i can.

Take.

Do you want to go to walk?

Nice van. Straight arrow.
Do you want to look inside?

Please.
- Come.

What do you have?

What's going on?
- An acceleration race.

Dangerous?
- No, they compete to be the fastest.

Everything is going well.
Come, let's have some beers.

It wasn't dangerous, right?
- I thought so too. Come.

What are you laughing at?

For. It's enough.

Comes back.

Where are you going?

Hold. Let Tina help you.

I'm coming.

You're like everyone else. you want everything
right away and you don't care what I feel.

Tina, come on...

I am um to you and you are um to me.

It's like we keep driving.

We are driving.

Women.

ldioot, she's just a girl.
- Yes of course.

You're a stud, you have a van.
- Yes of course.

Hi guys.

What's the matter?
Do you have a kick in the balls?

No, they have been cut.
- What's there?

This week is terrible.
Paying so much.

A fake came to bet on a horse
which was called Take me for a walk.

He was 30 to 1.
I thought: he will never win.

He puts so much money
and I say, I accept your bet.

And it was a fierce journey.

He won by five lengths.
- How sad. I'll go get a beer.

How much do you owe him?
- Do not ask me.

Pay or you will die.

What's that?
- In front of my van. Take it.

I can't catch it.
- Return it later.

You are fantastic.

This will really help me.
You're an angel.

Come with me. I love Hampton.

Are you OK?

Get in the car.

Put down that pizza, come inside.

Faster, let's go.

Don't worry about the police.

Careful.

We've got them. Wait.

We lost them.

I'll catch you.

Go away, I don't want to see you.
- I want to talk to you.

I said I don't want to see you anymore.

I can enter?
- Yes of course.

You could use a beer.

Pros

Issues?

I already know it.
- Yeah?

Dug is quite the man.
- That is sure.

I love him, but sometimes I wish
for someone to attack him at once.

You know what I mean?
- Yes of course.

She is playing
When she should be with me.

Do you want another beer?
- I do not have to...

This is how you relax
and then you can say what you think.

They never believe I was here.

You're bigger than Dugan.
- Really?

I think you enjoyed it.
Of course.

I know the sound of that van.

Forget it.
Get behind the wheel.

Are you hungry?
- I'm starving.

Good. Me too.

I need to see you.
- Hello.

How can you eat pizza at 9 in the morning?
- Drink a lot of water.

Issues.

Yesterday I saw a van that looked like
to yours walking away from Sally's house.

That was my twin brother.
- You don't have a twin brother.

Stop or you'll put this in your belly.

She was just joking.

It was just a joke.

One moment. What's happening?
- You and Sally.

There's nothing between Sally and me.
- I do not want to see you again.

Not this time.

Put me down.

You're making fun of me.

I'll get you, bastard.
- Shit!

It's not that...
- And this time I get it.

Listen to me.
- Let me out.

What are you doing?
- Look behind us.

Step aside.

Only if you listen to me.
Here we go.

Careful.

Do you want us to go?

Bastard. Please
step aside. Please.

I hate you.
- Enough!

I hate you.
- Enough! Enough already!

Bastards.

Came back. Comes back.

Please, stop. Let me out.
- You just have to listen.

Please.

You're crazy.
- Listen, or I will drive into the abyss.

No Please.

Good. I will listen to you. Please.

Stop Please.

It was time.

What is so important that
do you have to do something so crazy?

You confuse me.
- It's not my fault.

You were already confused. Would a person drive
drive a van like that?

You're right.
But now things are different.

I guess so.
- No I'm serious.

I was never good with girls.
I never talked to them.

That's why I bought this van.
I wanted to fuck a lot of girls.

And then you arrived and everything changed.

I don't know why, but I don't want to
stop playing.

I know what you mean.

I can't play either.

Sometimes I would like to, but I can't.

I've never felt this way about anyone.

You are it to me, you understand?

Do you really understand it?

I have never kidnapped anyone.

I'm sorry, I don't have the money.
I'm sorry.

47, 48, 49. That's roughly 50.

If you could wait...
- Payments do not wait.

They will take the van.

My father has a burner.
- A burner?

We can make a hole
on the sofa wall. And then...

Eat the banana.
- I know, I know.

That?
- Bring Dugan.

200. Winner takes all. Tomorrow.
- Shall I bring Dugan?

Will kill you.
- Listen to her.

I have done you many favors.

Are you going or not?

Okay, I'm leaving.

Wait for me.

You're crazy.
- Then I'm crazy.

Say it.
- It can't be done.

Because?
- I need to get my 200 back.

So you can keep that van.
- Yeah.

Do you want to risk your life for that van?

I saved for it for years.
It's my dance hall.

What about you?
- My dance hall.

I hate that van. I hate her.
- Don't hate her.

I hate it.
- Enough already.

That you and your van
live happily ever after.

Women.

Your friend apparently isn't coming.

Do not count on it.

I do not see them.
- They're here somewhere.

I have a tip.
Don't you ever gain weight?

She got there.

What's there?
- Where have you been?

Getting ready for the race.

You are dumbfounded.
How are you going to win like this?

Talent.

Where is Tina?
-She's not coming.

Ready, ignorant?
- Patience, I'm talking to my friend.

Will the match continue?
- Like your shit through my hole.

Wait. If we are going to do this,
So let's get to it.

There's a finish line on that road,
but do not worry,

Because I always win, you know?

Is not true?
- Yeah.

Give Uncle Duggy a kiss.

Come.

Unit three, over.
- How is it there?

Good.
- If you destroy that car,

you might forget about it. Understood?
- Understood.

Understood?

OK.

You are ready?
- Immediately.

I wanted to tell you that it was me
at Sally's house, stupid.

Get out of that car. Come out, villain.

Nobody talks to Dugan like that.
You understand? Salt.

You will miss the flag.
- I'm going to break your wrists, understand?

Nobody calls Dugan a turd.

I have the money.

Nobody calls Duggy a turd.

I will kill you, bastard.

Bastard.

Nobody calls Dugan a turd.

To nobody.

They give a turd.

He opens the door.

Please don't die.

I'm glad you don't have anything.
- All good?

Yes of course.
- I have the money.

What happened?

You've won. Look.
There's the finish line.

I don't love anyone but you.
- Be quiet. My van.

I'm sorry about the van.
- Really?

Won.
- I'm bigger than Dugan.

What have you said?
- Did you really catch Sally?

She says I'm bigger than Dugan.
- That shit.

It's true.
- Are you really taller than him?

Do you really love me?

Are you really taller than Dugan?
- Of course. Sally said.

Stop hitting.
Always you do that. For.

Women.

Do you love me, Bobby?

No with me.