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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,273 --> 00:00:06,306 HEY, GUYS. HEY. 2 00:00:06,375 --> 00:00:09,710 LONG DAY AT WORK, HUH, MA? WE WERE GONNA HAVE DINNER WITHOUT YOU, 3 00:00:09,778 --> 00:00:13,280 BUT THEN WE REMEMBERED, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO COOKS IT. 4 00:00:14,817 --> 00:00:17,785 VAN, I WORK, YOU DON'T. WHO DO YOU THINK SHOULD COOK? 5 00:00:17,853 --> 00:00:22,156 WELL, I THINK IT SHOULD BE THAT GUY ON TV WHO GOES, "BAM," BUT HE'S NOT HERE. 6 00:00:22,224 --> 00:00:25,092 ARE YOU TRYIN' TO GET A WHUPPIN'? 7 00:00:28,564 --> 00:00:31,576 SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU HAVEN'T FOUND YOUR ASSISTANT. 8 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,979 JUST MAKE SURE YOU CHECK ALL THOSE REFERENCES, MOM. 9 00:00:34,003 --> 00:00:37,437 WELL, I'VE TALKED TO ALL THEIR PAROLE OFFICERS. 10 00:00:37,507 --> 00:00:41,542 WELL, A BUNCH OF PEOPLE CALLED HERE TODAY. I'VE BEEN ON THE PHONE ALL DAY. 11 00:00:41,611 --> 00:00:44,745 BOY, UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE ARE SURE CHATTY. YEAH. 12 00:00:46,248 --> 00:00:48,827 WELL, I'M DESPERATE. DOES ANYBODY SOUND INTERESTING? 13 00:00:48,851 --> 00:00:52,186 TELL HER ABOUT THAT GUY THAT CALLED THIS AFTERNOON. HE SOUNDED REALLY GOOD. 14 00:00:52,254 --> 00:00:56,423 - HE DID? TELL ME. - LET'S SEE. HE'S IN HIS EARLY 20s, MARRIED, HAS A KID. 15 00:00:56,492 --> 00:00:59,393 SOUNDED LIKE A PRETTY COOL GUY. HE REALLY WANTED THE JOB. 16 00:00:59,461 --> 00:01:02,807 OH, MY GOSH, THAT'S HIM. THAT'S THE GUY! OH, GIVE ME HIS NUMBER. 17 00:01:02,831 --> 00:01:06,466 I DON'T THINK HE LEFT A NUMBER. HE HAD TO. SEE IF HE LEFT A MESSAGE. 18 00:01:06,535 --> 00:01:10,170 OKAY, I'LL GO DO THAT. WHY DON'T YOU START SHAKING A POT. 19 00:01:14,109 --> 00:01:17,077 WE GOTTA FIND THAT GUY. HOW MUCH DOES A BOUNTY HUNTER COST? 20 00:01:17,146 --> 00:01:20,948 WOW. YOU'RE REALLY WORKED UP ABOUT THIS, HUH? 21 00:01:21,016 --> 00:01:23,683 CHEYENNE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE OUT THERE. 22 00:01:23,752 --> 00:01:27,054 ONE GUY WANTED TWO WEEKS OFF SO HE COULD GO BACK TO MIDDLE-EARTH. 23 00:01:27,123 --> 00:01:31,191 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I KNOW WHAT YOU DO. 24 00:01:31,260 --> 00:01:34,039 YOU DIAL STAR-69. IT'LL CALL HIM RIGHT BACK. 25 00:01:34,063 --> 00:01:36,041 NOBODY USED THE PHONE SINCE HE CALLED? NO. 26 00:01:36,065 --> 00:01:39,767 OH, MY GOD. YEAH. 27 00:01:39,835 --> 00:01:43,904 HELLO. DON'T HANG UP ON ME. MY NAME IS REBA HART, AND I GOT A JOB FOR YOU. 28 00:01:43,972 --> 00:01:47,541 AND MY NAME IS VAN MONTGOMERY, AND I'LL TAKE IT! 29 00:01:54,183 --> 00:01:55,882 HA, HEY! 30 00:01:55,951 --> 00:01:58,685 ♪ MY ROOTS ARE PLANTED IN THE PAST ♪ 31 00:01:58,754 --> 00:02:01,121 ♪ THOUGH MY LIFE IS CHANGING FAST ♪ 32 00:02:01,190 --> 00:02:05,192 ♪ WHO I AM IS WHO I WANT TO BE ♪ 33 00:02:05,260 --> 00:02:07,995 ♪ A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TOO HARD ♪ 34 00:02:08,063 --> 00:02:10,764 ♪ WHO LOVES HER KIDS AND NEVER STOPS ♪ 35 00:02:10,832 --> 00:02:12,366 ♪ WITH GENTLE HANDS ♪ 36 00:02:12,434 --> 00:02:14,301 ♪ AND THE HEART OF A FIGHTER ♪ 37 00:02:17,105 --> 00:02:20,941 ♪ I'M A SURVIVOR ♪♪ 38 00:02:26,949 --> 00:02:29,850 OKAY, JAKE, SINCE VAN'S GONNA BE WORKIN' WITH ME, 39 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:32,597 YOU'RE GONNA BE HOME ALONE FOR ABOUT AN HOUR AFTER SCHOOL. 40 00:02:32,621 --> 00:02:36,256 - YOU GONNA BE OKAY? - DON'T WORRY, MOM. I'LL BE FINE. 41 00:02:36,325 --> 00:02:41,561 I HAVE EVERYONE'S PHONE NUMBER AND A BOX OF MATCHES TO PLAY WITH. 42 00:02:41,630 --> 00:02:46,466 WELL, ON THE PLUS SIDE, THE HOUSE WILL BE FULL WITH FIREMEN WHEN I GET HOME. 43 00:02:46,535 --> 00:02:48,201 SCOOT. 44 00:02:48,270 --> 00:02:50,349 I'M GONNA BE ALONE IN THE HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL. 45 00:02:50,373 --> 00:02:53,533 TELL SOME OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS TO STOP BY. 46 00:02:57,045 --> 00:02:59,579 VAN, HURRY UP! WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK. 47 00:02:59,648 --> 00:03:03,917 YOU KNOW THE BOSS SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY, "GET OUTTA YOUR PAJAMAS." 48 00:03:05,387 --> 00:03:07,387 SO, IT'S TRUE, MOM? YOU ACTUALLY HIRED VAN? 49 00:03:07,456 --> 00:03:11,992 YES, I DID. YOU KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A MOMENT MORE. 50 00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:15,329 BUT, YOU KNOW, GIVE THE FAMILY A CHANCE, RIGHT? 51 00:03:15,397 --> 00:03:17,831 VAN'S BETTER THAN NOTHIN'. 52 00:03:20,469 --> 00:03:22,936 RIGHT, KYRA? 53 00:03:23,005 --> 00:03:27,941 YOU'D BE BETTER OFF PUTTING A TIE ON A MONKEY AND LETTING IT LOOSE IN YOUR OFFICE. 54 00:03:28,010 --> 00:03:31,211 COME ON, VAN. LET'S GO! 55 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:34,047 VAN, COME ON. 56 00:03:34,116 --> 00:03:37,117 VAN MONTGOMERY AT YOUR SERVICE. 57 00:03:39,622 --> 00:03:43,757 WELL, HELLO, LITTLE LADY. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A HOUSE? 58 00:03:47,195 --> 00:03:50,130 SERIOUSLY, MOM. 59 00:03:52,301 --> 00:03:54,234 VAN, YOU'RE NOT SELLIN' HOUSES. 60 00:03:54,303 --> 00:03:57,737 YOU'RE MY ASSISTANT, WHO HAPPENS TO BE LATE FOR HIS FIRST DAY OF WORK. 61 00:03:57,806 --> 00:04:00,874 OH, COME ON. I'M GOLDEN. I'M MARRIED TO THE BOSS'S DAUGHTER. 62 00:04:02,912 --> 00:04:04,878 THERE HE IS. HEY, VAN. 63 00:04:04,947 --> 00:04:07,881 I BROUGHT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOUR FIRST DAY ON THE JOB. 64 00:04:07,949 --> 00:04:11,218 THAT'S MY VERY FIRST BRIEFCASE. WOW. 65 00:04:11,286 --> 00:04:14,321 YEAH. IT MUST BE A HUNDRED YEARS OLD. 66 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:22,329 IT, UH, SMELLS LIKE SOCKS. 67 00:04:23,899 --> 00:04:27,501 YEAH, I USED TO CARRY MY WORKOUT GEAR IN THERE BACK IN THE '80s. 68 00:04:27,569 --> 00:04:30,003 YOU KNOW, I WAS THE ONLY STRAIGHT GUY AT JAZZERCISE. 69 00:04:31,907 --> 00:04:33,840 AH! 70 00:04:37,045 --> 00:04:39,680 SO, REBA, VERY SMART. 71 00:04:39,749 --> 00:04:42,060 HIRING SOMEBODY IN THE FAMILY THAT YOU COULD TRUST. 72 00:04:42,084 --> 00:04:45,129 YOU KNOW, ESPECIALLY SOMEBODY WHO CAN TYPE 80 WORDS A MINUTE. 73 00:04:45,153 --> 00:04:47,479 WHAT? I CAN'T TYPE THAT FAST. 74 00:04:47,503 --> 00:04:50,991 OH, NO. WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S ME. 75 00:04:51,060 --> 00:04:56,930 VAN MUST BE THE PERSON IN THE FAMILY WHO'S TAKEN SEVERAL COMPUTER CLASSES AT THE "Y." 76 00:04:56,998 --> 00:04:58,965 OH, SHOOT. NO, THAT'S ME. 77 00:05:00,435 --> 00:05:03,503 C.P.R. CLASS? ME. 78 00:05:03,572 --> 00:05:06,807 LICENSE TO OPERATE A BACKHOE? ME. 79 00:05:06,876 --> 00:05:09,843 BARBRA JEAN, THE REASON I DIDN'T ASK YOU IF YOU WANTED THE JOB... 80 00:05:09,911 --> 00:05:12,680 IS BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A FULL-TIME MOM. 81 00:05:12,748 --> 00:05:16,049 OH. THANK YOU FOR RESPECTING THAT. YOU'RE WELCOME. 82 00:05:16,118 --> 00:05:19,119 - SO THAT'S THE ONLY REASON YOU DIDN'T HIRE ME? - YES. 83 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:22,855 THAT AND THE YOU-BEING-CRAZY THING. OH. 84 00:05:22,924 --> 00:05:25,525 WELL, YOU TWO HAVE FUN. I'M SURE IT'LL BE GREAT. 85 00:05:25,594 --> 00:05:28,506 OH, ABSOLUTELY. UNLESS SOMEBODY HAS A HEART ATTACK... 86 00:05:28,530 --> 00:05:31,509 OR NEEDS ME TO DIG A TRENCH. 87 00:05:31,533 --> 00:05:34,867 I'LL KEEP MY CELL ON. YEAH. 88 00:05:34,936 --> 00:05:37,370 WELL, ARE YA EXCITED, VAN? YOU READY TO GET STARTED? 89 00:05:37,439 --> 00:05:40,173 YOU BET. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS MORNING IS PRACTICALLY SHOT. 90 00:05:40,242 --> 00:05:43,043 CAN WE JUST GO STRAIGHT TO LUNCH? 91 00:05:44,179 --> 00:05:46,113 WELL, THE MORNING IS PRACTICALLY SHOT... 92 00:05:46,181 --> 00:05:50,416 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GET OUTTA BED UNTIL I PUT THAT WAFFLE UNDER YOUR NOSE. 93 00:05:50,486 --> 00:05:53,419 SO IT WASN'T A DREAM. 94 00:05:54,957 --> 00:05:57,223 LOOK, VAN, I NEED YOU TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. 95 00:05:57,292 --> 00:06:00,204 THIS IS MORE THAN JUST A JOB TO ME. IT'S MY CAREER. 96 00:06:00,228 --> 00:06:03,229 - AND WHAT YOU DO REFLECTS ON ME. - GOT IT. OKAY. 97 00:06:03,298 --> 00:06:06,211 IN THAT CASE, I'M GONNA NEED ANOTHER HALF HOUR WITH THE HAIR DRYER. 98 00:06:06,235 --> 00:06:08,735 NO, YOU'RE FINE. NO. LISTEN. 99 00:06:08,804 --> 00:06:12,272 ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS REMEMBER THE THREE P's TO BE A GOOD EMPLOYEE. 100 00:06:12,341 --> 00:06:16,543 WOW, GOOD THING THERE AREN'T TWO, OR IT'D BE "PEE-PEE." 101 00:06:22,951 --> 00:06:26,586 PUNCTUALITY, PREPAREDNESS AND PROFESSIONALISM. GOT IT? 102 00:06:26,655 --> 00:06:31,457 GOT IT. OKAY. NO, I WASN'T LISTENING. I WAS STILL THINKING ABOUT MY HAIR. 103 00:06:31,526 --> 00:06:34,728 HERE, LET ME GET IT FOR YOU. NOW LET'S GO! 104 00:06:50,879 --> 00:06:54,814 HEY, MOM, I'M GONNA RIDE MY BIKE DOWN THE STAIRS. 105 00:06:56,218 --> 00:06:59,386 WHAT'S THAT? YOU'RE AT WORK? 106 00:07:02,024 --> 00:07:04,157 SWEET. 107 00:07:04,226 --> 00:07:08,929 HEY, JAKEY. I THOUGHT SINCE WE WERE BOTH ALONE, WE COULD SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER. 108 00:07:08,998 --> 00:07:11,331 NOW'S NOT THE BEST TIME, BARBRA JEAN. 109 00:07:11,399 --> 00:07:16,169 JAKE, YOU ARE NOT GONNA RIDE THAT BIKE DOWN THOSE STAIRS. 110 00:07:16,238 --> 00:07:18,839 - IT IS TOO DANGEROUS. - THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUN. 111 00:07:20,242 --> 00:07:22,776 HAVEN'T YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING DANGEROUS? 112 00:07:24,746 --> 00:07:27,815 WELL, NO. 113 00:07:27,883 --> 00:07:31,084 MY PARENTS WERE REALLY STRICT AND MEAN. THEY NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING. 114 00:07:31,153 --> 00:07:34,287 I DON'T SEE YOUR PARENTS AROUND. 115 00:07:42,664 --> 00:07:45,498 NOW REMEMBER, BARBRA JEAN. IF YOU CRASH, GO LIMP. 116 00:07:45,567 --> 00:07:47,567 YEAH. 117 00:07:49,571 --> 00:07:51,504 ALL RIGHT, ON THREE. 118 00:07:51,573 --> 00:07:55,375 ONE, TWO, AND... 119 00:08:07,957 --> 00:08:11,057 I TRIED TO STOP HER. THE WOMAN'S INSANE! 120 00:08:16,098 --> 00:08:18,498 YOU WANNA GO FIRST? 121 00:08:20,802 --> 00:08:24,904 YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE LEAST CRAZY THING I'VE SEEN ALL DAY. 122 00:08:24,973 --> 00:08:28,542 'CAUSE I GET TO WORK WITH VAN. YEAH! 123 00:08:29,911 --> 00:08:34,314 YEEHAW! 124 00:08:35,718 --> 00:08:39,686 YEAH! YEAH! 125 00:08:44,593 --> 00:08:47,260 SO, REBA, THINGS DIDN'T GO WELL WITH VAN TODAY? 126 00:08:47,329 --> 00:08:51,764 KYRA WAS RIGHT. I SHOULD'VE HIRED A MONKEY. 127 00:08:51,834 --> 00:08:55,569 OH, REBA, YOU CAN'T. THE LAWS ARE SO STRICT. 128 00:08:56,639 --> 00:08:58,571 I COULD JUST KILL VAN. 129 00:08:58,641 --> 00:09:01,820 I WAS SHOWING THIS HOUSE TO A COUPLE FOR, LIKE, THE FIFTH TIME... 130 00:09:01,844 --> 00:09:04,084 WHEN VAN COMES IN... LATE... MM-HMM. 131 00:09:04,146 --> 00:09:06,357 GRABS A COUPLE OF BEERS AND SAYS TO THE HUSBAND, 132 00:09:06,381 --> 00:09:09,094 "HEY, DUDE, YOU WANNA GO OUTSIDE AND SHOOT SOME HOOPS?" 133 00:09:09,118 --> 00:09:13,120 MEN AND BALLS. BUR-DU-BURP-BURP. 134 00:09:14,255 --> 00:09:16,590 OH, CHEYENNE, HONEY. 135 00:09:16,658 --> 00:09:19,604 I THINK I'M HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND. 136 00:09:19,628 --> 00:09:22,396 TOO LATE. YOU SHOULD'VE PIPED UP AT THE WEDDING. 137 00:09:22,464 --> 00:09:26,132 CHEYENNE, HE STARTED TO INTERFERE WITH MY CLIENTS. I THINK HE COST ME A SALE TODAY. 138 00:09:26,201 --> 00:09:31,571 LOOK, MOM, I HAVE GOT A LOT GOING ON. FOR EIGHT HOURS A DAY, HE'S YOUR PROBLEM. 139 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:34,007 FINE. 140 00:09:34,076 --> 00:09:36,554 WHEN VAN GETS HOME, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LONG CHAT. YEAH. 141 00:09:36,578 --> 00:09:39,545 BECAUSE I WILL NOT ALLOW HIM TO BE OUT THERE MAKING ME LOOK BAD. 142 00:09:39,614 --> 00:09:43,316 I... SOLD THOSE PEOPLE THE HOUSE! 143 00:09:56,898 --> 00:10:01,635 - WHAT DID YOU SAY? - I SAID, "I SOLD THOSE PEOPLE THE HOUSE!" 144 00:10:01,703 --> 00:10:06,773 VAN, YOU COULDN'T HAVE SOLD THEM THAT HOUSE. YOU WERE OUTSIDE PLAYING BASKETBALL. 145 00:10:06,842 --> 00:10:10,162 THAT'S HOW I DID IT. I DIDN'T WANT HIM JUST TO BUY THE HOUSE. 146 00:10:10,212 --> 00:10:12,957 I WANTED HIM TO BUY THE NEIGHBORHOOD, THE LIFESTYLE. 147 00:10:12,981 --> 00:10:16,116 THAT'S HOW THAT GUY SOLD ME THE KAYAK. 148 00:10:17,185 --> 00:10:19,285 WELL, THAT'S JUST... 149 00:10:19,354 --> 00:10:21,955 WOW. GOOD FOR YOU. 150 00:10:22,023 --> 00:10:25,503 GOOD FOR US. I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU DISTRACTING HIS WIFE. 151 00:10:25,527 --> 00:10:28,895 WELL, MAYBE ME SHOWING THE WIFE THE HOUSE... 152 00:10:28,964 --> 00:10:31,365 DID HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE DECISION TOO. 153 00:10:31,433 --> 00:10:33,900 NAH, AFTER YOU LEFT, SHE WAS AGAINST BUYING IT. 154 00:10:33,969 --> 00:10:37,370 BUT THEN I SHOWED CINDY THE GARDEN, AND SHE WAS HOOKED! 155 00:10:37,439 --> 00:10:40,974 YOU SEE, MRS. H, YOU GOTTA KNOW YOUR BUYER. 156 00:10:41,043 --> 00:10:43,643 FOR TONY AND CINDY, 157 00:10:43,712 --> 00:10:45,645 SHOOTIN' HOOP AND HAVING A FEW BEERS... 158 00:10:45,714 --> 00:10:49,348 MADE THAT HOUSE FEEL LIKE THAT COULD BE THEIR HOME. 159 00:10:49,417 --> 00:10:54,287 ♪ HOME, HOME ON THE RANGE WHERE THE... ♪ 160 00:10:55,791 --> 00:10:58,858 WE WERE SINGING THAT. I'M STILL KINDA BUZZED. 161 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:04,631 OH, HEY. AH, THAT'S TONY AND CINDY. 162 00:11:04,699 --> 00:11:07,734 HEY! TALK TO BIG DADDY VAN. YEAH! 163 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:14,574 REBA, ARE YOU OKAY? 164 00:11:14,643 --> 00:11:17,544 YOUR... YOUR FACE IS STARTING TO GET ALL RED. 165 00:11:17,613 --> 00:11:20,413 IT'S STARTING TO MATCH YOUR HAIR. 166 00:11:22,817 --> 00:11:26,153 NO, I'M FINE. I'M HAPPY FOR VAN. 167 00:11:26,221 --> 00:11:29,255 I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT HE CAN JUST WALTZ IN, 168 00:11:29,324 --> 00:11:33,560 MAKE A SALE WITHOUT EVEN TRYING AFTER I'VE DONE ALL THE GROUNDWORK FOR TWO WEEKS. 169 00:11:33,628 --> 00:11:37,397 - WELL, YOU DON'T SOUND HAPPY. - WELL, I AM! 170 00:11:40,268 --> 00:11:43,703 WELL, ALL I KNOW IS THAT IF MY SON-IN-LAW DID THIS... 171 00:11:43,772 --> 00:11:46,940 WELL, WHICH WOULD BE WEIRD, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I ONLY HAVE A SON, 172 00:11:47,008 --> 00:11:50,910 WHICH WOULD MEAN HENRY WOULD HAVE TO BE GAY, YOU KNOW... 173 00:11:50,979 --> 00:11:54,447 I MEAN, I'D LOVE HIM JUST THE SAME, YOU KNOW. 174 00:11:54,516 --> 00:11:57,283 BUT I DON'T THINK HE'S GAY, YOU KNOW. 175 00:11:57,352 --> 00:12:00,787 BUT HE SURE DOES KNOW HIS COLORS. 176 00:12:00,856 --> 00:12:03,190 I'M GONNA GO HOME. 177 00:12:13,034 --> 00:12:16,436 OKAY, JAKE, IF I CAN'T TRUST YOU AT HOME, I'M GONNA HIRE A BABYSITTER. 178 00:12:16,505 --> 00:12:19,739 COOL. BABYSITTER'S ARE HOT. 179 00:12:23,378 --> 00:12:26,579 I DON'T LIKE THIS AGE. GO ON UPSTAIRS TO YOUR ROOM. 180 00:12:27,649 --> 00:12:30,783 HOWDY, PARTNER. HEY, CHECK THIS OUT. 181 00:12:32,353 --> 00:12:37,257 "MONTGOMERY-HART, 'CAUSE YOU GOTTA HAVE... MONTGOMERY." 182 00:12:37,326 --> 00:12:42,095 SEE WHAT I DID THERE? YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA READ "'CAUSE YOU GOTTA HAVE HART." 183 00:12:42,164 --> 00:12:44,830 I WENT THE OTHER WAY. 184 00:12:44,899 --> 00:12:49,069 WELL, I WOULD'VE GONE THE NORMAL WAY, BUT THEN AGAIN, I'M NORMAL. 185 00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:51,504 - WHAT'S THIS FOR EXACTLY? - WE COULD BE PARTNERS. 186 00:12:51,573 --> 00:12:53,617 NO, WE REALLY COULDN'T BE PARTNERS... 187 00:12:53,641 --> 00:12:55,842 BECAUSE YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE YOUR REAL ESTATE LICENSE. 188 00:12:55,911 --> 00:13:00,012 - EH, DETAILS. - HA! NOT DETAILS. IT'S THE LAW. 189 00:13:00,081 --> 00:13:03,249 THAT IS WHAT'S SO GREAT. YOU KNOW THE LAW AND I DON'T CARE. 190 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:09,188 VAN, BEING A REAL ESTATE AGENT IS HARD. NOT EVERYBODY CAN DO IT. 191 00:13:09,257 --> 00:13:12,125 ARE YOU FORGETTING THAT I SOLD A HOUSE? 192 00:13:12,194 --> 00:13:15,361 ARE YOU FORGETTING THAT I OWN THE HOUSE YOU LIVE IN? 193 00:13:17,299 --> 00:13:20,044 HEY, VAN. HOW'D WORK GO? HOW MANY HOUSES DID YOU SELL TODAY? 194 00:13:20,068 --> 00:13:22,134 STILL JUST THE ONE. BUT THE BIG NEWS... 195 00:13:22,203 --> 00:13:24,904 IS THAT MRS H AND I ARE GONNA BE PARTNERS. 196 00:13:24,973 --> 00:13:28,641 PARTNERS? I HOPE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FIGHTING CRIME. 197 00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:34,425 NO, AND WE'RE NOT GONNA BE PARTNERS. 198 00:13:34,449 --> 00:13:37,249 BUT, MRS H, WE'LL WORK SO GREAT TOGETHER. 199 00:13:37,318 --> 00:13:40,987 YOU COME IN ALL STERN AND TECHNICAL, LIKE, "GRR. LOOK AT THE CLOSETS. 200 00:13:41,056 --> 00:13:43,222 LOOK AT THE SQUARE FOOTAGE." 201 00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:45,791 AND THEN I COME IN ALL COOL. 202 00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:50,029 "HEY, I'M VAN. WHAT'S UP? WANNA BUY A HOUSE?" 203 00:13:51,299 --> 00:13:53,833 AND THEY DO. YOU SHOW THE HOUSE. 204 00:13:53,902 --> 00:13:57,102 I SELL THE HOUSE. YOU TALK 'EM TO DEATH. I SELL THE HOUSE. 205 00:13:58,306 --> 00:14:00,173 I TALK 'EM TO DEATH, VAN? 206 00:14:00,241 --> 00:14:03,209 LIKE TALKING ABOUT THE SCHOOL SYSTEMS AND THE PLUMBING AND THE ROOFING? 207 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:06,312 SHE CAN GO ON LIKE THAT FOR HOURS. 208 00:14:06,381 --> 00:14:09,883 HEY, VAN, YOU MAY BE MISREADING THE SITUATION. 209 00:14:09,951 --> 00:14:13,019 NO, I'M NOT. ARE YOU GUYS FORGETTING THAT I SOLD A HOUSE? 210 00:14:13,088 --> 00:14:17,189 NO! BECAUSE YOU WON'T LET US FORGET IT. 211 00:14:20,596 --> 00:14:24,063 YOU... RIPPED MY FLIER. 212 00:14:28,836 --> 00:14:31,215 WE'RE NOT GONNA BE PARTNERS. WE'RE NEVER GONNA BE PARTNERS! 213 00:14:31,239 --> 00:14:34,252 IN FACT, I'M GOIN' THE OTHER WAY. YOU'RE FIRED. YOU'RE FIRING ME? 214 00:14:34,276 --> 00:14:37,076 - THIS JUST CAME OUT OF THE BLUE. - NO, REALLY, IT DIDN'T. 215 00:14:37,145 --> 00:14:39,323 I HAD IT DOODLED ALL OVER MY DAY PLANNER. 216 00:14:39,347 --> 00:14:43,450 ALL RIGHT, FINE. FINE. I'LL GET... I'LL GET ANOTHER JOB. 217 00:14:43,518 --> 00:14:47,119 MAYBE I SHOULD FIND SOMETHING THAT I'M NOT GOOD AT SO NO ONE GETS UPSET! 218 00:14:54,329 --> 00:14:56,997 WELL, REBA, WHAT HAPPENED THERE? 219 00:14:57,065 --> 00:15:00,266 I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG. I'M HAPPY IT WASN'T ME FOR ONCE. 220 00:15:00,335 --> 00:15:02,335 BUT STILL... 221 00:15:03,438 --> 00:15:06,039 I DON'T KNOW. I WANNA BE HAPPY FOR HIM. 222 00:15:06,108 --> 00:15:10,777 I SHOULD BE HAPPY FOR HIM! I MEAN, HE'S MY SON-IN-LAW. HE DID A GREAT THING. 223 00:15:10,846 --> 00:15:14,713 - YEAH. AND? - AND PART OF ME WANTS TO BE HAPPY FOR HIM. 224 00:15:14,782 --> 00:15:17,884 AND THE OTHER PART WANTS TO JUST SMACK HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD! 225 00:15:21,155 --> 00:15:24,089 LOOK, IT'S TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE THAT YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT JEALOUS. 226 00:15:24,158 --> 00:15:27,126 I MEAN, HE MADE A QUICK SALE. HE'S YOUNG. HE'S GOOD-LOOKIN'. 227 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:30,129 HE EATS LIKE A PIG AND STAYS IN MARVELOUS SHAPE. 228 00:15:30,198 --> 00:15:35,067 I MEAN, IF I WEREN'T EXACTLY LIKE HIM, HEY, I'D WANNA SMACK HIM TOO. 229 00:15:35,136 --> 00:15:37,837 YEAH. 230 00:15:37,906 --> 00:15:41,052 SO YOU DON'T THINK I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR FEELING THIS WAY? 231 00:15:41,076 --> 00:15:44,076 NO. 232 00:15:44,145 --> 00:15:47,313 IT'S JUST THAT IT'S SO EASY FOR HIM AND SO HARD FOR ME. 233 00:15:47,382 --> 00:15:49,716 I HAVE A LOT RIDIN' ON THIS. 234 00:15:49,784 --> 00:15:52,117 SOMETIMES I LIE IN BED AT NIGHT AND WONDER 235 00:15:52,141 --> 00:15:54,554 WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IF THIS DON'T WORK OUT. 236 00:15:54,622 --> 00:15:57,723 REMEMBER WHEN I GOT OUT OF COLLEGE AND WE STARTED THE DENTAL PRACTICE? 237 00:15:57,792 --> 00:16:01,138 YEAH. I WAS NERVOUS. I MADE MISTAKES. YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED? 238 00:16:01,162 --> 00:16:04,163 WE GOT THAT MALPRACTICE INSURANCE? 239 00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:08,701 NO, I RELAXED AND EVERYTHING WORKED OUT. 240 00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:11,203 OKAY. YOU'RE JUST TOO UPTIGHT. I MEAN, 241 00:16:11,272 --> 00:16:13,373 VAN SOLD THAT HOUSE BECAUSE HE WAS RELAXED. 242 00:16:13,441 --> 00:16:16,542 HE WAS JUST BEING HIMSELF. AND PEOPLE CAN SENSE THAT. 243 00:16:16,611 --> 00:16:20,013 SO YOU THINK I OUGHTA BE MORE LIKE VAN? WELL, YEAH. 244 00:16:20,081 --> 00:16:22,893 OH, COME ON, BROCK! I GOT THREE IMPORTANT APPOINTMENTS TOMORROW. 245 00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:26,086 I CAN'T ACT LIKE SOME SURFER ON COUGH MEDICINE. 246 00:16:28,523 --> 00:16:32,825 YOU DON'T HAVE TO ACT LIKE HIM. YOU JUST HAVE TO THINK LIKE HIM. GIVE IT A TRY. 247 00:16:32,894 --> 00:16:35,895 NO. OKAY, FINE, FINE. DON'T CHANGE. 248 00:16:35,964 --> 00:16:39,799 BE ALL, "GRR. LOOK AT THE CLOSETS." 249 00:16:41,469 --> 00:16:44,403 OKAY, FINE. I'LL THINK LIKE VAN. 250 00:16:44,473 --> 00:16:46,593 OW, THAT HURTS. 251 00:16:48,610 --> 00:16:51,544 JUST MAKE YOUR MIND GO COMPLETELY BLANK. 252 00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:54,714 HI. I'M BARBRA JEAN. 253 00:17:16,804 --> 00:17:21,607 VAN, IT'S NOON. GET UP. RISE AND SHINE. 254 00:17:21,676 --> 00:17:25,778 OH, MAN. I WAS DREAMIN' ABOUT WAFFLES! 255 00:17:25,847 --> 00:17:29,849 COME ON. GET UP. GET A TIE ON, BOY. WE GOT WORK TO DO. 256 00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:32,685 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE MAD AT ME. - WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT? 257 00:17:32,753 --> 00:17:36,288 BECAUSE YOU YELLED AT ME, FIRED ME AND TORE MY FLIER. 258 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:42,862 I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, VAN. I WAS FEELIN', WELL, INSECURE. 259 00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:45,365 AND I WAS TAKIN' IT OUT ON YOU. 260 00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:50,570 BUT I DON'T FEEL THAT WAY ANYMORE, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHY? I SOLD A HOUSE THIS MORNING. 261 00:17:50,639 --> 00:17:54,007 - WHAT? YOU? - YES. YES. 262 00:17:54,075 --> 00:17:57,776 I GOT TO THINKING THAT YOU DON'T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY, AND SO I DIDN'T. 263 00:17:57,845 --> 00:17:59,778 AND IT WORKED. 264 00:17:59,847 --> 00:18:02,815 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? YOU TAUGHT ME SOMETHING. 265 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:09,755 LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF I SAID YESTERDAY. 266 00:18:09,824 --> 00:18:12,264 TURNS OUT THAT WE COULD REALLY BE A GOOD TEAM. 267 00:18:12,293 --> 00:18:14,561 SO MONTGOMERY-HART IS BACK IN BUSINESS? 268 00:18:14,629 --> 00:18:18,297 WELL, HART IS. MONTGOMERY IS HER VALUABLE ASSISTANT... 269 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,633 WHO HAS LOTS OF TALENT, 270 00:18:20,702 --> 00:18:23,002 BUT NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO ACT LIKE A PROFESSIONAL. 271 00:18:23,071 --> 00:18:28,374 OH, COME ON, MRS H. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE AT THE OFFICE THAT DOESN'T GO FOR THIS. 272 00:18:31,746 --> 00:18:34,580 VAN, LOOK. 273 00:18:36,251 --> 00:18:38,517 YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE GOOD TIMES YOU WANT. 274 00:18:38,586 --> 00:18:41,687 BUT IF YOU DON'T SHOW UP, ACT LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOIN'... 275 00:18:41,756 --> 00:18:43,956 AND BE PREPARED, NONE OF THAT MEANS ANYTHING. 276 00:18:44,024 --> 00:18:46,971 THAT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN LEARN FROM ME. SO GET UP, GET DRESSED, 277 00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:49,695 AND LET'S SELL, SELL, SELL. 278 00:18:49,764 --> 00:18:54,233 WE GOT A BUSY DAY TODAY. WE GOT TWO OPEN HOUSES, A CARAVAN, AND A... 279 00:19:00,308 --> 00:19:03,542 AN EMPTY LIQUOR BOTTLE. 280 00:19:03,611 --> 00:19:06,278 VAN, WHAT'S THIS? 281 00:19:06,347 --> 00:19:08,547 UH... 282 00:19:08,616 --> 00:19:11,717 WELL, I, UH... I WAS GONNA PUT A SHIP IN IT. 283 00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:19,270 VAN, IS THIS WHY YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING LATE AND NOT SHOWING UP FOR STUFF? 284 00:19:19,294 --> 00:19:22,128 BECAUSE HAVING A FEW BEERS IS ONE THING, 285 00:19:22,196 --> 00:19:25,865 BUT... HIDING BOTTLES IN YOUR CLOSET IS NOT GOOD. 286 00:19:25,934 --> 00:19:27,934 YEAH, BUT, MRS H... 287 00:19:30,972 --> 00:19:32,905 I KNOW. VAN, LOOK. 288 00:19:32,974 --> 00:19:36,509 I KNOW IT'S BEEN PRETTY ROUGH ON YOU SINCE YOU LEFT FOOTBALL, 289 00:19:36,578 --> 00:19:39,086 BUT WITH THIS REAL ESTATE THING, I THINK YOU 290 00:19:39,110 --> 00:19:41,814 FOUND SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN BE REALLY GOOD AT. 291 00:19:41,883 --> 00:19:46,552 AND THAT WOULD JUST BE PLUMB STUPID IF YOU LET THIS DRINKING MESS IT ALL UP. 292 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:51,390 OKAY. VAN, YOU NEED TO PROMISE ME THAT THIS IS GONNA END. 293 00:19:51,459 --> 00:19:53,892 I PROMISE. 294 00:19:55,964 --> 00:19:59,832 GOOD. SO GET DRESSED AND COME ON DOWNSTAIRS, 295 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:02,301 BECAUSE NEXT TIME, IT WON'T BE JUST A WAFFLE. 296 00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:04,670 IT'LL BE THE WAFFLE IRON. 297 00:20:05,974 --> 00:20:07,952 HEY, MA. HEY, CHEYENNE. 298 00:20:07,976 --> 00:20:11,377 SO I JUST DROPPED ELIZABETH OFF AT DAY CARE. 299 00:20:11,445 --> 00:20:13,212 WHAT'S WRONG? 300 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:16,082 IS THIS YOUR BOTTLE? 301 00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:20,686 WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT IS MY BOTTLE? 302 00:20:20,755 --> 00:20:23,089 WELL, IT'S NOT MINE. AND IF IT'S NOT YOURS, 303 00:20:23,157 --> 00:20:25,291 THEN OUR THREE-YEAR-OLD HAS A MAJOR PROBLEM. 304 00:20:27,996 --> 00:20:30,529 WHAT'S GOING ON, CHEYENNE? 305 00:21:10,004 --> 00:21:12,939 ACME! 26031

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