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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,333 --> 00:00:17,334 MOM, YOU'RE HOME EARLY. 2 00:00:17,402 --> 00:00:20,270 JAKE, ARE YOU EATIN' COOKIES? 3 00:00:20,339 --> 00:00:21,938 SOMEBODY WAS. 4 00:00:23,175 --> 00:00:25,909 I'M PUTTING THESE BACK. 5 00:00:30,583 --> 00:00:32,649 HEY, MRS. H. WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 6 00:00:32,718 --> 00:00:34,838 I GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB TODAY. 7 00:00:36,021 --> 00:00:38,054 WHAT HAPPENED? 8 00:00:38,123 --> 00:00:40,123 DID YOUR BOSS SEXUALLY HARASS YOU? 9 00:00:40,192 --> 00:00:44,394 DID HE CALL YA TOOTS OR HONEY OR TOUCH YOU LIKE THIS? 10 00:00:44,463 --> 00:00:46,463 BECAUSE IF HE DID, 11 00:00:46,531 --> 00:00:49,533 WE ARE TALKIN' BIG COIN. 12 00:00:50,869 --> 00:00:53,870 NO. I CALLED HIM A MONKEY'S BUTT. 13 00:00:56,041 --> 00:00:58,609 AH, THAT'S OKAY. 14 00:00:58,677 --> 00:01:00,844 OH, FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, 15 00:01:00,913 --> 00:01:03,380 THE ONE MOMENT OF JOY THAT YOU FEEL... 16 00:01:03,448 --> 00:01:05,448 WHEN YOU TELL OFF YOUR BOSS... 17 00:01:05,518 --> 00:01:07,518 ISN'T WORTH IT. 18 00:01:09,054 --> 00:01:11,989 COME ON, MOM. LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE. 19 00:01:12,057 --> 00:01:15,292 - WHAT BRIGHT SIDE? - YOU'RE HOME EARLY. 20 00:01:16,962 --> 00:01:18,895 LITTLE HELP? 21 00:01:18,964 --> 00:01:21,398 COME ON. BUCK UP, CAMPER. 22 00:01:21,467 --> 00:01:25,636 IF ANYBODY KNOWS THAT THERE'S A BRIGHTER SIDE TO LOSIN' THEIR JOB, IT'S ME. 23 00:01:25,705 --> 00:01:28,405 AND HEY. I DIDN'T LOSE SOME CRUMMY OFFICE JOB. 24 00:01:29,975 --> 00:01:32,576 I LOST MY LIFE'S PASSION. 25 00:01:32,645 --> 00:01:34,911 AND? 26 00:01:34,980 --> 00:01:38,225 WELL, WHEN MY FOOTBALL CAREER WENT UP IN SMOKE, YOU TOLD ME... 27 00:01:38,249 --> 00:01:40,662 THAT JUST LEAVES ME OPEN FOR SOMETHING BETTER. 28 00:01:40,686 --> 00:01:44,321 GRANTED, THAT HASN'T HAPPENED YET, BUT I'M STILL HOPEFUL. 29 00:01:44,390 --> 00:01:48,258 YES, MOM, AND YOU SHOULD BE, TOO, BECAUSE YOU ARE TALENTED AND FANTASTIC. 30 00:01:48,327 --> 00:01:50,994 - AW. - YES. AND I WANT YOU TO MARCH RIGHT UPSTAIRS, 31 00:01:51,062 --> 00:01:53,396 GET IN A HOT BATH AND RELAX... 32 00:01:53,465 --> 00:01:56,866 BECAUSE YOU GOT NOWHERE TO GO EXCEPT UP, LADY! 33 00:02:00,305 --> 00:02:02,283 YOU'RE RIGHT. YEAH. 34 00:02:02,307 --> 00:02:04,819 WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSES, ANOTHER DOOR OPENS. THANKS, GUYS. AMEN. 35 00:02:04,843 --> 00:02:06,276 LOVE YOU. 36 00:02:07,579 --> 00:02:10,347 AW, HONEY. I REALLY THINK YOU LIFTED HER SPIRITS. 37 00:02:10,415 --> 00:02:13,450 YEAH. WELL, BETTER GET USED TO IT. 38 00:02:13,518 --> 00:02:16,753 WE'RE GONNA BE CARRYING THAT DEAD WEIGHT FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES. 39 00:02:20,425 --> 00:02:22,125 HA, HEY! 40 00:02:22,194 --> 00:02:24,928 ♪ MY ROOTS ARE PLANTED IN THE PAST ♪ 41 00:02:24,997 --> 00:02:27,364 ♪ THOUGH MY LIFE IS CHANGING FAST ♪ 42 00:02:27,433 --> 00:02:31,434 ♪ WHO I AM IS WHO I WANT TO BE ♪ 43 00:02:31,503 --> 00:02:34,238 ♪ A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TOO HARD ♪ 44 00:02:34,306 --> 00:02:36,974 ♪ WHO LOVES HER KIDS AND NEVER STOPS ♪ 45 00:02:37,042 --> 00:02:38,609 ♪ WITH GENTLE HANDS ♪ 46 00:02:38,677 --> 00:02:40,544 ♪ AND THE HEART OF A FIGHTER ♪ 47 00:02:43,381 --> 00:02:47,183 ♪ I'M A SURVIVOR ♪♪ 48 00:02:57,329 --> 00:02:59,896 - HEY, MOM. - HEY. 49 00:02:59,965 --> 00:03:01,965 SO, I HEARD YOU GOT FIRED FROM YOUR JOB. 50 00:03:02,034 --> 00:03:04,601 NEED A HUG? 51 00:03:04,670 --> 00:03:06,636 I DON'T KNOW. WHAT'S IT PAY? 52 00:03:06,705 --> 00:03:09,005 YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING, 53 00:03:09,074 --> 00:03:11,954 SINCE MONEY'S GONNA BE KIND OF TIGHT AROUND HERE, MAYBE I COULD HELP OUT. 54 00:03:14,613 --> 00:03:17,547 SEE, THERE'S THIS OPEN MIKE NIGHT AT A CLUB DOWNTOWN, 55 00:03:17,616 --> 00:03:19,817 AND, IF MY BAND WINS, WE GET A HUNDRED BUCKS. 56 00:03:19,885 --> 00:03:21,818 WAIT A MINUTE. 57 00:03:21,887 --> 00:03:24,120 ARE YOU ASKIN' ME IF YOU CAN GO TO A CLUB? 58 00:03:24,189 --> 00:03:27,290 I'M ASKING IF I CAN SHOW MY FAMILY I CARE. 59 00:03:29,361 --> 00:03:31,594 BY PLAYIN' MUSIC IN A CLUB? NO. 60 00:03:31,663 --> 00:03:34,898 - WHY NOT? - BECAUSE CLUBS ARE SEEDY AND DANGEROUS. 61 00:03:34,967 --> 00:03:36,966 AT LEAST THE FUN ONES ARE. 62 00:03:37,035 --> 00:03:41,471 BUT MUSIC IS IMPORTANT TO ME. I FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING I CARE ABOUT. 63 00:03:41,540 --> 00:03:44,541 I'M VERY HAPPY ABOUT THAT, SWEETIE. I REALLY AM. 64 00:03:44,610 --> 00:03:48,278 BUT YOU CAN'T GO BY YOURSELF, AND I CAN'T GO WITH YA. 65 00:03:48,347 --> 00:03:51,515 FINE. I'LL BE AT MY HOUSE, SELLING MY GUITAR ON eBay. 66 00:03:52,951 --> 00:03:55,618 - HEY. - VAN, I NEED YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR. 67 00:03:55,687 --> 00:03:58,527 - YOU GOT IT. ANYTHING AT ALL. - I NEED YOU TO GO WITH KYRA TOMORROW... 68 00:03:58,590 --> 00:04:00,668 'CAUSE SHE'S GONNA PLAY IN A CONTEST WITH HER BAND. 69 00:04:00,692 --> 00:04:02,392 AW, COME ON! 70 00:04:02,461 --> 00:04:04,327 NO WAY. 71 00:04:04,396 --> 00:04:07,697 HE GOES WITH YA, KEEPS AN EYE ON YA AND BRINGS YOU BACK HOME. 72 00:04:07,766 --> 00:04:09,699 - THOSE ARE MY CONDITIONS. - FINE. 73 00:04:09,768 --> 00:04:13,169 BUT WHEN I'M A HUGE ROCK STAR, ONE OF THOSE SECURITY GUYS IS GONNA BABYSIT YOU. 74 00:04:15,941 --> 00:04:18,008 MRS. H, DON'T MAKE ME DO IT. 75 00:04:18,077 --> 00:04:21,144 THEY'RE NOT EVEN A REAL BAND. THEY'RE POSERS. 76 00:04:21,213 --> 00:04:24,414 THEY'RE LIKE... THEY'RE LIKE THE FLAG FOOTBALL OF MUSIC. 77 00:04:24,483 --> 00:04:26,349 HEY, YOU OFFERED TO HELP. 78 00:04:26,418 --> 00:04:29,253 BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA ASK ME TO DO THE DISHES OR SOMETHING. 79 00:04:29,321 --> 00:04:32,001 I NEED YOU TO DO THE DISHES TOO. AW, COME ON! 80 00:04:34,626 --> 00:04:38,094 OH, YOU POOR THING. 81 00:04:38,163 --> 00:04:41,931 IT BROKE OUR HEARTS WHEN WE HEARD YOU GOT THE BOOT. 82 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,600 NOT THAT WE WERE SURPRISED. 83 00:04:44,670 --> 00:04:46,837 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN FULL OF THE SASS. 84 00:04:51,509 --> 00:04:54,511 HEY, I HAD A GREAT ATTITUDE AT THAT JOB. 85 00:04:54,579 --> 00:04:56,779 JUST KEPT IT ON THE HUSH-HUSH. 86 00:04:56,848 --> 00:05:00,217 WELL, I BAKED YOU THIS TO GET YOU THROUGH THE HARD TIMES. 87 00:05:00,285 --> 00:05:02,352 GRANNY CALLS IT "PITY PIE." 88 00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:04,454 BECAUSE WE GIVE IT TO PEOPLE WE PITY. 89 00:05:07,692 --> 00:05:10,227 AND IT'S PIE. 90 00:05:10,295 --> 00:05:12,596 SO, HAVE YOU DECIDED WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO NOW? 91 00:05:12,664 --> 00:05:14,643 OH, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 92 00:05:14,667 --> 00:05:17,779 REMEMBER BACK WHEN I GOT MY REALTOR'S LICENSE, BUT THEN I GOT PREGNANT WITH JAKE? 93 00:05:17,803 --> 00:05:19,569 REBA! 94 00:05:19,637 --> 00:05:24,074 GOOD LORD. DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME TO HAVE ANOTHER BABY? 95 00:05:30,782 --> 00:05:34,251 I'M GONNA SELL REAL ESTATE. YEAH. YEAH. I DO REMEMBER THAT. 96 00:05:34,319 --> 00:05:37,320 I ALSO REMEMBER THAT YOU HAD A HARD TIME GETTING A REAL ESTATE JOB... 97 00:05:37,389 --> 00:05:39,388 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE SELLING. 98 00:05:39,457 --> 00:05:44,895 RIGHT. BUT THIS TIME, I'M GONNA AVOID THAT PROBLEM BY SELLING SOMETHING FIRST. 99 00:05:44,963 --> 00:05:47,043 WELL, HOW IN THE WORLD ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT? 100 00:05:47,098 --> 00:05:49,059 WHERE YOU GONNA FIND SOME POOR SAP WHO'LL LET 101 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:51,067 YOU SELL HIS PROPERTY WITHOUT ANY EXPERIENCE? 102 00:05:51,136 --> 00:05:55,439 WELL, DO Y'ALL STILL HAVE THAT CONDO THAT BROCK WAS LIVIN' IN DURING THE SEPARATION? 103 00:05:55,507 --> 00:05:58,875 - OH, NO. - OH, YES! 104 00:05:58,943 --> 00:06:01,063 SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW REALTOR. 105 00:06:02,314 --> 00:06:04,014 ME. SAY HELLO TO ME. 106 00:06:04,083 --> 00:06:08,285 OH, MY GOSH. THIS IS A BRILLIANT IDEA. 107 00:06:08,353 --> 00:06:10,320 YOU CAN BE REBA THE REALTOR. 108 00:06:10,389 --> 00:06:13,223 OR, IN ESPAÑOL... 109 00:06:13,292 --> 00:06:16,592 REBA, LA REALTOR. 110 00:06:18,764 --> 00:06:21,884 WHAT DO YOU THINK, BROCK? I MEAN, YOU DON'T NEED THAT PLACE ANYMORE. 111 00:06:21,934 --> 00:06:24,600 AND BARBRA JEAN'S BEEN BUGGIN' YOU ABOUT GETTING RID OF IT. 112 00:06:24,669 --> 00:06:28,104 - COME ON. GIVE ME A SHOT AT SELLIN' IT. - I LOVE THIS IDEA. 113 00:06:28,173 --> 00:06:31,774 REBA CAN HOLD THE OPEN HOUSE, AND... AND WE'LL GET A DISCOUNT ON THE COMMISSION. 114 00:06:31,844 --> 00:06:34,155 - EVERYBODY WINS. - WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. I DIDN'T SAY... 115 00:06:34,179 --> 00:06:36,346 REBA, CÁLLATE. 116 00:06:40,586 --> 00:06:43,519 OH, VAN AND KYRA ARE BACK. 117 00:06:43,589 --> 00:06:47,390 YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW MUCH HE COMPLAINED ABOUT TAKING HER TO THAT CLUB. 118 00:06:50,295 --> 00:06:53,095 VAN, ARE YOU OKAY? 119 00:06:53,164 --> 00:06:55,164 OH. HOW WAS THE BAND? 120 00:06:55,233 --> 00:06:58,968 IT... WAS... 121 00:06:59,037 --> 00:07:01,038 AWESOME. 122 00:07:03,742 --> 00:07:06,977 - IT WAS? - KYRA WAS AMAZING. 123 00:07:07,045 --> 00:07:09,791 WHEN SHE FIRST STEPPED UP TO THE MIKE, SHE WAS A LITTLE QUIET, 124 00:07:09,815 --> 00:07:11,915 AND I THOUGHT, "UH-OH. CHOKE." 125 00:07:11,984 --> 00:07:14,351 BUT THEN SHE SMILED AND LIT UP THE STAGE. 126 00:07:14,419 --> 00:07:17,053 WAIT A MINUTE. KYRA SMILED? 127 00:07:19,057 --> 00:07:20,991 - AND LIT UP THE STAGE? - YES. 128 00:07:21,059 --> 00:07:25,395 AND THEN SHE WAS ALL, "HELLO, HOUSTON!" AND WE WERE ALL, "HELLO!" 129 00:07:25,463 --> 00:07:29,766 AND THEN SHE WAS, LIKE, "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK AND ROLL?" AND WE WERE, LIKE, "YEAH!" 130 00:07:29,835 --> 00:07:32,401 THEN THE BAND STARTED PLAYING, AND THEN KYRA STARTED SINGING, 131 00:07:32,470 --> 00:07:35,939 AND IT WAS AWESOME. 132 00:07:38,777 --> 00:07:42,023 WE WOULD HAVE WON, EXCEPT THERE WAS AN ALL-GIRL BAND CALLED THE BIKINIS. 133 00:07:42,047 --> 00:07:44,047 GUESS WHAT THEY WERE WEARING. 134 00:07:46,451 --> 00:07:48,491 YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT THE WORST PART. 135 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:50,519 THEY WEREN'T AN ALL-GIRL BAND. 136 00:08:02,634 --> 00:08:04,767 WELCOME. HERE YOU GO. 137 00:08:04,836 --> 00:08:08,738 LOOK AROUND. COOKIES ARE RIGHT OVER THERE. MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 138 00:08:08,807 --> 00:08:12,375 HEY, REBA. HOW'S IT GOIN'? GREAT. COULDN'T BE BETTER. 139 00:08:13,745 --> 00:08:16,057 YEAH. I THINK IT COULD. YEAH. 140 00:08:16,081 --> 00:08:18,092 WHICH IS WHY I AM HERE TO HELP. 141 00:08:18,116 --> 00:08:20,127 GUESS WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME. 142 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:23,920 THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY TWO CRAZY PEOPLE, ONE ON TOP OF THE OTHER? 143 00:08:23,989 --> 00:08:26,222 HA! HA! 144 00:08:26,291 --> 00:08:28,269 GOOD ONE. 145 00:08:28,293 --> 00:08:30,927 GROWING UP, MY DADDY OWNED A USED CAR LOT. 146 00:08:30,996 --> 00:08:33,563 AND EVERY DAY AFTER SCHOOL, I WOULD STAND OUT FRONT... 147 00:08:33,631 --> 00:08:37,100 WEARIN' A BEAR SUIT AND HOLDIN' A GIANT RED ARROW. 148 00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:41,804 I BROUGHT IN TWICE AS MANY CUSTOMERS AS THOSE CREEPY BLOW-UP DOLLS. 149 00:08:41,873 --> 00:08:43,874 YOU KNOW... 150 00:08:49,815 --> 00:08:51,893 YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. OKAY. RIGHT. 151 00:08:51,917 --> 00:08:54,217 I GET IT. I GET IT. OKAY. OKAY. 152 00:08:55,887 --> 00:08:57,732 BARBRA JEAN, LOOK. I DON'T THINK... SHH! 153 00:08:57,756 --> 00:08:59,956 I'M NOT BARBRA JEAN. 154 00:09:00,024 --> 00:09:05,695 I'M AN INTERESTED CUSTOMER, GOIN' ROOM TO ROOM, TALKIN' THE PLACE UP, OKAY? 155 00:09:05,764 --> 00:09:08,198 WATCH AND LEARN. 156 00:09:10,435 --> 00:09:12,502 OH, MY GOSH! 157 00:09:12,571 --> 00:09:17,373 I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY TAPED THE SURREAL LIFE HERE. 158 00:09:18,977 --> 00:09:22,312 IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU CAN STILL SMELL ERIK ESTRADA. 159 00:09:22,381 --> 00:09:26,016 OH, WOW. 160 00:09:26,084 --> 00:09:29,953 NO WAY! AN UPSTAIRS? 161 00:09:33,024 --> 00:09:36,560 - I'M SORRY. SORRY. - HEY, REBA. HOW'S IT GOIN'? 162 00:09:36,628 --> 00:09:39,829 AH, WELL, YOU JUST MISSED THE BIG BLONDE BALLOON LADY. 163 00:09:39,898 --> 00:09:44,367 OH. WELL, KEEP UP THE GOOD... OOH, COOKIES. 164 00:09:44,436 --> 00:09:48,237 HEY. I GOT SOME GREAT NEWS. I WAS GONNA TELL YOUR WIFE, BUT SHE'S NUTS. 165 00:09:48,306 --> 00:09:50,340 I GOT AN OFFER. REALLY? A GOOD ONE? 166 00:09:50,408 --> 00:09:53,843 I THINK IT'S A GOOD ONE. IT'S NOT WHAT YOU WERE ASKIN', BUT... I'M NOT INTERESTED. 167 00:09:55,646 --> 00:09:58,648 YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH. WELL, IS IT MORE THAN WHAT I'M ASKING? 168 00:09:58,716 --> 00:10:00,895 NO, BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET... THEN I'M NOT INTERESTED. 169 00:10:00,919 --> 00:10:03,453 BROCK. NO, REBA. COME ON. 170 00:10:03,522 --> 00:10:06,756 I HIRED YOU TO SELL THE PLACE, NOT GIVE IT AWAY. LOOK. 171 00:10:06,825 --> 00:10:11,360 ANYONE CAN GET LESS MONEY. A GOOD SALESPERSON CAN ACTUALLY GET MORE. 172 00:10:11,429 --> 00:10:15,397 SEE, THIS IS WHY I WANTED A PROFESSIONAL. 173 00:10:18,302 --> 00:10:21,203 WHAT YOU WANT IS TO GET OFF MY LAST NERVE. 174 00:10:22,807 --> 00:10:26,209 YOU'RE ASKIN' TOO MUCH, AND THAT WAS A GOOD OFFER. 175 00:10:26,278 --> 00:10:30,614 SO I'M HEARING THAT YOU ARE NOT A GOOD SALESPERSON. 176 00:10:30,682 --> 00:10:34,283 SO I'M HEARING YOU'RE A MONKEY'S BUTT. 177 00:10:35,821 --> 00:10:37,832 I'M SORRY. WHAT'D YOU SAY? 178 00:10:37,856 --> 00:10:41,558 WELL, MAYBE YOU'D HAVE BEEN ABLE TO HEAR ME IF THERE WERE EARS ON A MONKEY'S BUTT. 179 00:10:41,627 --> 00:10:44,894 OKAY. WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME THAT JUST ONE MORE TIME? 180 00:10:44,962 --> 00:10:46,930 DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO, MONKEY'S BUTT. 181 00:10:46,998 --> 00:10:50,233 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT. YOU'RE FIRED! OH, FINE! 182 00:10:50,302 --> 00:10:53,235 YOU KNOW THE THREE RULES OF REAL ESTATE? DON'T WORK FOR A MONKEY'S BUTT. 183 00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:57,206 DON'T WORK FOR A MONKEY'S BUTT. DON'T WORK FOR A MONKEY'S BUTT! 184 00:11:14,359 --> 00:11:17,928 HEY, MOM. HOW'S THE OPEN HOUSE GOING, AND SHOULDN'T YOU BE THERE? 185 00:11:17,996 --> 00:11:19,930 NOPE. YOUR DAD FIRED ME. 186 00:11:19,998 --> 00:11:21,798 WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? 187 00:11:21,866 --> 00:11:25,447 I HAD HIM A GREAT OFFER. BUT YOUR FATHER WAS TOO STUPID TO ACCEPT IT. 188 00:11:25,471 --> 00:11:29,005 AND AFTER I TOLD HIM SO REPEATEDLY, HE FIRED ME. 189 00:11:29,074 --> 00:11:31,341 YOU JUST CAN'T WORK WITH SOME PEOPLE. 190 00:11:32,811 --> 00:11:35,645 - SO YOU ARGUED WITH HIM? - WELL, HONEY, 191 00:11:35,714 --> 00:11:37,647 SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO ARGUE WITH 'EM. 192 00:11:37,716 --> 00:11:39,860 OTHERWISE, THEY'LL GO ON THINKIN' THEY'RE RIGHT. 193 00:11:39,884 --> 00:11:42,552 I CAN'T BELIEVE THE LUCK I'VE HAD THIS WEEK. 194 00:11:42,621 --> 00:11:45,701 WELL, DID YOU EVER THINK THAT MAYBE IT WASN'T LUCK? MAYBE IT'S YOU. 195 00:11:50,228 --> 00:11:53,996 LUCKY FOR YOU ELIZABETH IS HERE. 196 00:11:54,065 --> 00:11:58,000 SO GRANDMA CAN'T USE HER "BIG PEOPLE" WORDS. 197 00:11:58,069 --> 00:11:59,904 DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU TOLD ME WHEN I TOLD 198 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,871 YOU THE TEACHERS AT SCHOOL WERE PICKIN' ON ME? 199 00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:04,841 - "GOOD FOR THEM"? - NO. 200 00:12:04,910 --> 00:12:07,677 YOU SAID, BEFORE I GO BLAMING OTHER PEOPLE, 201 00:12:07,746 --> 00:12:09,812 I SHOULD TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR. 202 00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:14,116 CHEYENNE, HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING THREE YEARS FOR THIS MOMENT? 203 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,280 YES. DOESN'T FEEL TOO GOOD, DOES IT? 204 00:12:19,358 --> 00:12:21,558 OKAY. IT'S NAP TIME FOR ELIZABETH. 205 00:12:23,628 --> 00:12:25,862 HI, REBA. 206 00:12:25,931 --> 00:12:29,332 OH, BARBRA JEAN. YOU'RE NOT BRINGING ME ANOTHER PITY PIE, ARE YA? 207 00:12:29,401 --> 00:12:32,769 NO. IT'S A QUICHE. 208 00:12:32,838 --> 00:12:35,137 IN "QUICHE" YOU'RE FEELING DOWN. 209 00:12:44,983 --> 00:12:48,952 BARBRA JEAN, I DON'T NEED A QUICHE. I DON'T NEED A PIE. 210 00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:51,053 I JUST NEED TO BE ALONE. 211 00:12:51,122 --> 00:12:53,055 I UNDERSTAND. THANK YOU. 212 00:12:53,124 --> 00:12:55,358 OH, REBA. 213 00:12:55,427 --> 00:12:59,763 YOU JUST NEED TO KNOW THAT YOUR BEING FIRED WAS NOT YOUR FAULT. 214 00:12:59,831 --> 00:13:03,499 MAYBE IT WAS. MAYBE CHEYENNE'S RIGHT. 215 00:13:03,568 --> 00:13:06,047 IT DIDN'T MATTER THAT THAT WAS A GOOD OFFER. 216 00:13:06,071 --> 00:13:08,716 - I SHOULD'VE KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT. - BUT IT WAS A GOOD OFFER. 217 00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:11,974 EXACTLY. BUT I COULDN'T GET HIM TO SEE IT. 218 00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:13,970 AND THAT'S MY JOB AS A REALTOR... TO 219 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,379 PRESENT IT IN THE WAY THAT HE CAN ACCEPT IT. 220 00:13:16,448 --> 00:13:19,182 MAYBE I WASN'T CUT OUT FOR THIS. REBA, 221 00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:22,552 HE WOULDN'T HAVE ACCEPTED THAT OFFER, NO MATTER WHAT IT WAS. 222 00:13:22,621 --> 00:13:25,421 HE'S NEVER GONNA SELL IT. DON'T YOU GET IT? 223 00:13:25,490 --> 00:13:27,890 THAT'S HIS BACHELOR PAD. 224 00:13:27,959 --> 00:13:31,928 LITTLE CAVE HE CAN SCAMPER OFF TO WHENEVER THINGS GET A LITTLE ROCKY AT HOME. 225 00:13:33,064 --> 00:13:35,142 BARBRA JEAN, THAT CAN'T BE IT. REALLY? 226 00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:38,346 WELL, THEN WHY DID IT TAKE HIM SO LONG TO PUT IT UP FOR SALE? 227 00:13:38,370 --> 00:13:42,204 AND... AND... AND WHY DID HE ASK FOR SUCH AN UNREALISTIC SALES PRICE? 228 00:13:42,273 --> 00:13:44,841 AND... AND WHY DID HE HIRE... 229 00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:49,379 A COMPLETELY UNQUALIFIED AMATEUR TO SELL THE PLACE? 230 00:13:53,251 --> 00:13:55,852 WHY DIDN'T I JUST STOP AT A BAR? 231 00:13:58,156 --> 00:14:00,156 AND LET'S FACE IT, REBA. 232 00:14:00,225 --> 00:14:02,792 HE IS STILL NOT COMMITTED TO OUR MARRIAGE. 233 00:14:02,861 --> 00:14:05,973 - BARBRA JEAN, I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT IT IS. - WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE? 234 00:14:05,997 --> 00:14:09,899 WELL, OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, HE'S CHEAP, GREEDY AND STUPID. 235 00:14:09,968 --> 00:14:13,470 YEAH, BUT HE WAS ALL OF THOSE THINGS EVEN WHEN OUR MARRIAGE WAS GOOD. 236 00:14:13,538 --> 00:14:18,909 YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT. HE WAS ALL THOSE THINGS WHEN OUR MARRIAGE WAS GOOD. 237 00:14:18,977 --> 00:14:21,811 THERE'S SOMETHIN' ELSE, AND I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHAT IT IS. 238 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,581 - HOW WOULD YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT? - IT'S MY JOB TO KNOW. 239 00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:27,751 I'M A REALTOR. IN "QUICHE" YOU DIDN'T KNOW. 240 00:14:35,260 --> 00:14:38,394 SO KYRA ENTERS FROM STAGE RIGHT. 241 00:14:39,431 --> 00:14:44,633 NO. KYRA ENTERS FROM STAGE... LEFT. 242 00:14:44,702 --> 00:14:49,038 NO. KYRA DESCENDS FROM THE SKY. 243 00:14:52,844 --> 00:14:55,178 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 244 00:14:55,247 --> 00:14:57,847 YOU GUYS HAVE ONLY BEEN PRACTICING FOR THREE HOURS. 245 00:14:57,916 --> 00:15:01,484 ACTUALLY, WE WERE THINKING ABOUT HITTING A MOVIE. WHAT? NO. MOVIES? 246 00:15:01,553 --> 00:15:04,064 GUYS, DON'T YOU REALIZE THERE ARE MILLIONS OF KIDS OUT THERE, 247 00:15:04,088 --> 00:15:06,022 TRYIN' TO TAKE YOUR PLACE ON MTV? 248 00:15:07,759 --> 00:15:10,860 I WANT YOU TO GO OUT THERE AND PLAY UNTIL YOUR FINGERS BLEED! 249 00:15:10,929 --> 00:15:14,163 - I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE. - GOLDBERG. GOLDBERG. 250 00:15:14,232 --> 00:15:16,632 I WANNA HEAR THOSE DRUMS SING, MAN. 251 00:15:19,704 --> 00:15:21,337 LOVE YOU. 252 00:15:23,241 --> 00:15:26,076 SORRY I HAD TO COME DOWN SO HARD ON THE BOYS, BUT, UH, 253 00:15:26,144 --> 00:15:28,111 ROCK MEANS HARD WORK. 254 00:15:28,179 --> 00:15:30,480 UNTIL WE GET ON THE BUS. THEN IT'S PARTY TIME. 255 00:15:32,283 --> 00:15:35,351 LOOK, VAN. I THINK I'M GONNA QUIT THE BAND. 256 00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:38,888 - I JUST DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS WHAT I WANT. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 257 00:15:38,957 --> 00:15:41,636 KYRA, I'VE SEEN YOU UP ON STAGE. YOU DESERVE TO BE UP THERE. 258 00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:45,928 YOU DESERVE TO DESCEND FROM THE SKY. 259 00:15:45,997 --> 00:15:48,831 NOW, WHAT'S GOIN' ON? IS IT THE GUYS? ARE THEY JEALOUS? 260 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:51,034 'CAUSE THEY CAN BE REPLACED, YOU KNOW. 261 00:15:51,103 --> 00:15:54,537 EVERY LONG-HAIRED SLACKER FAILING MATH WANTS TO BE IN A BAND. 262 00:15:54,606 --> 00:15:58,608 IT IS THE GUYS, BUT IT'S NOT ME THEY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH. 263 00:15:58,677 --> 00:16:00,610 IT'S YOU. 264 00:16:05,016 --> 00:16:07,616 I'M SORRY? 265 00:16:07,685 --> 00:16:09,886 THEY THINK YOU'RE CRAMPING OUR STYLE. 266 00:16:09,954 --> 00:16:13,589 WE STARTED PLAYING MUSIC BECAUSE WE LOVE IT, BUT YOU'RE JUST TURNING IT INTO A JOB. 267 00:16:13,658 --> 00:16:16,259 THEY REALLY WANT ME GONE? 268 00:16:17,528 --> 00:16:19,662 AH, I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING, 269 00:16:19,731 --> 00:16:22,065 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GUYS WROTE THAT SONG, 270 00:16:22,134 --> 00:16:24,534 "GET LOST, VAN." 271 00:16:26,771 --> 00:16:29,305 WELL, ANYWAY, I TOLD THEM IF YOU GO, I GO. 272 00:16:29,374 --> 00:16:32,141 KYRA, THIS IS YOUR DREAM. 273 00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:36,545 AND... AND YOU NEED TO HOLD ON TO THIS WITH EVERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING. 274 00:16:36,614 --> 00:16:38,614 TELL THE GUYS I'M GONE. 275 00:16:38,683 --> 00:16:40,950 YOU SURE? YEAH. YEAH. 276 00:16:41,019 --> 00:16:45,421 I SHOULD... I SHOULD PROBABLY START HANGIN' OUT WITH MY WIFE. 277 00:16:50,896 --> 00:16:53,462 VAN. 278 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,133 THANKS FOR BELIEVING IN ME. 279 00:16:57,202 --> 00:16:59,903 THANKS FOR BEING WILLING TO QUIT THE BAND. 280 00:17:01,372 --> 00:17:03,732 YEAH, LIKE I WAS REALLY GONNA QUIT THE BAND. 281 00:17:17,689 --> 00:17:21,690 THESE ARE THE COMPS THAT SHOW I GOT A BETTER OFFER THAN ANY CONDO IN THIS AREA. 282 00:17:21,759 --> 00:17:23,960 - YEAH. BETTER. - YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO ME. 283 00:17:24,028 --> 00:17:26,095 - SHOULD'VE LISTENED. - BARBRA JEAN, I'M TELLIN' IT. 284 00:17:26,164 --> 00:17:28,565 SHE'S TELLIN' IT. 285 00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:30,816 I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE ELSE GOT. IF I DON'T 286 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,802 LIKE THE OFFER, I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT. 287 00:17:32,871 --> 00:17:36,049 - BUT I LIKE THE OFFER, AND I WANNA TAKE IT. - SHE WANTS TO TAKE IT. 288 00:17:36,073 --> 00:17:38,441 - REBA, I'M TELLIN' IT. - HONEY. 289 00:17:38,509 --> 00:17:42,011 LOOK. I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE. OH. OH, I THINK I DO. 290 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:45,160 YOU DON'T WANT TO SELL YOUR BACHELOR PAD, DO YA, SLICK? 291 00:17:47,218 --> 00:17:50,219 WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I NEED A BACHELOR PAD? I'M MARRIED. 292 00:17:50,288 --> 00:17:51,687 WELL, THEN WHY? 293 00:17:51,756 --> 00:17:55,458 I... DON'T KNOW IF I CAN EXPLAIN IT. 294 00:17:55,527 --> 00:17:57,460 WELL, YOU BETTER EXPLAIN IT. 295 00:17:57,529 --> 00:18:00,407 OTHERWISE BARBRA JEAN AND I AREN'T GONNA GIVE YOU A MOMENT'S PEACE. 296 00:18:00,431 --> 00:18:01,675 WHY, BROCK? WHY, BROCK? 297 00:18:01,699 --> 00:18:03,344 WHY, BROCK? WHY, BROCK? 298 00:18:03,368 --> 00:18:06,002 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. WOW. 299 00:18:08,139 --> 00:18:10,339 WE'RE BROKE. 300 00:18:10,408 --> 00:18:12,007 WHAT? 301 00:18:12,076 --> 00:18:15,545 WE OWE MORE ON THE CONDO THAN IT'S WORTH. ALL RIGHT? 302 00:18:15,613 --> 00:18:18,113 WHEN I STARTED GOLFING PROFESSIONALLY, I... 303 00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:21,851 I NEEDED SOME EXTRA INCOME, SO I TOOK OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE ON THE PLACE. 304 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,871 I FIGURED I'D START PAYIN' IT BACK WHEN I STARTED 305 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,588 WINNING. AND STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT. 306 00:18:25,657 --> 00:18:27,590 IT'S VERY EASY TO JUDGE IN HINDSIGHT! 307 00:18:28,793 --> 00:18:31,427 WELL, IF THIS AIN'T A SHINOLA SANDWICH. 308 00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:34,697 HONEY, YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME. 309 00:18:34,766 --> 00:18:36,699 IT'S ONLY MONEY. 310 00:18:36,768 --> 00:18:39,202 WE CAN SURVIVE THIS. 311 00:18:39,270 --> 00:18:41,403 AS LONG AS WE'RE NOT BROKE. 312 00:18:41,472 --> 00:18:47,243 BARBRA JEAN, WE ARE OUT OF MONEY. 313 00:18:47,312 --> 00:18:50,146 OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE! 314 00:18:50,215 --> 00:18:52,215 SHE MEANS IT'S A METAPHOR OF YOUR LOVE. 315 00:18:52,284 --> 00:18:54,550 YEAH. WHATEVER. WE'RE STILL BROKE. 316 00:18:54,619 --> 00:18:56,652 OH! ANYWAY, 317 00:18:56,721 --> 00:18:59,922 UNTIL WE CAN COME UP WITH ENOUGH MONEY TO COVER THE COST OF THE LOAN, 318 00:18:59,991 --> 00:19:01,969 WE CAN'T SELL THE CONDO, OKAY? 319 00:19:01,993 --> 00:19:05,128 I'M SORRY, REBA. I NEVER SHOULD'VE PUT YOU THROUGH ALL THAT. 320 00:19:05,196 --> 00:19:07,230 AH, IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S MOSTLY MY FAULT. 321 00:19:07,299 --> 00:19:10,339 I SHOULD'VE SHOT YOU WHEN I CAUGHT YOU CHEATIN' ON ME. 322 00:19:16,041 --> 00:19:18,007 HEY. GUESS WHAT, GUYS. 323 00:19:18,076 --> 00:19:20,509 I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS. GREAT. 324 00:19:20,579 --> 00:19:22,545 WE DO HAVE THE MONEY. 325 00:19:23,614 --> 00:19:25,714 WHAT? UH-HUH. 326 00:19:25,783 --> 00:19:27,783 WHEN I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING A DIVORCE, 327 00:19:27,852 --> 00:19:29,986 I STARTED HIDING SOME OF OUR ASSETS. 328 00:19:32,057 --> 00:19:34,101 YOU WERE STEALING MONEY FROM ME? 329 00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:36,726 NO. 330 00:19:37,862 --> 00:19:41,764 I WAS PROTECTING MONEY FROM YOU. 331 00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:44,767 AND YOU'RE WELCOME. 332 00:19:44,836 --> 00:19:48,070 THAT'S BRILLIANT. WHY DIDN'T I DO THAT? YEAH. 333 00:19:49,374 --> 00:19:51,334 WELL, 334 00:19:51,376 --> 00:19:54,610 EXACTLY HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU PROTECT FROM ME? 335 00:19:56,514 --> 00:19:59,615 WELL, EXACTLY... 336 00:19:59,684 --> 00:20:01,750 HOW MUCH DO WE NEED? 337 00:20:03,721 --> 00:20:07,957 TWENTY... FIVE THOUSAND? 338 00:20:08,026 --> 00:20:10,960 OH, MY GOSH! WHAT A COINCIDENCE. 339 00:20:12,763 --> 00:20:16,432 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THE OFFER? 340 00:20:16,501 --> 00:20:21,036 WELL, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK, BUT YES, I... I THINK IT DOES. 341 00:20:21,105 --> 00:20:23,472 OH, YES! I DID IT! I MADE MY FIRST SALE! 342 00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:26,741 HEY. YOU GUYS DON'T WANNA SELL YOUR OTHER HOUSE, DO YA, MOVE FAR AWAY? 343 00:20:28,780 --> 00:20:32,848 OH, REBA, YOU ARE SUCH A KIDDER. NO, I'M SERIOUS. 344 00:20:32,917 --> 00:20:36,185 I CAN FIND SOMEBODY TO BUY IT. IF I HAD THE MONEY, I'D BUY IT MYSELF. 345 00:20:36,254 --> 00:20:37,954 HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED? 346 00:20:41,526 --> 00:20:43,526 OH, MY GOSH! 347 00:20:43,595 --> 00:20:45,628 DOES THIS PLACE HAVE AN UPSTAIRS? 348 00:21:20,465 --> 00:21:23,399 ACME! 28310

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