All language subtitles for 03.ByPass.2016.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC5.1-ESub-English

AMBULANCE SERVICE

Hello.

You're rich, Luci.

You have a business, a limo.
What else do you need?

And a lot of toxicity
being your co-worker, man.

-It's free at OMV.
-Have you seen how the euro has shot up?

Yeah. The Swiss franc
has gone up the most.

Fuck the Swiss franc. Such bullshit.

Why aren't you going to Hungary?

They froze the exchange rate
three years ago.

Come on, there's been an accident.

-What happened?
-Two motorcyclists.

What about the second ambulance?

Zero-Two.

Imola from San Marino, yes or no?

Fuck IV. Say it.

For some Jidvei wine?

How are you doing this, Schumi?

Heads up, gendarmes.

Apple cakes from Vuvu.

Danke.

No obstacles in our path.

The best route.

-Stellar. Ready?
-Go.

Zero-Two and Zero-Three,

it's near the crossroad
between Stejaru and Chirculești, Road 105.

The police are late,
so take care and good luck.

Thank you, Vuvu. Have a good shift, over.

Zero-Two, over.

Zero-Two, Fittipaldi, you just lost.

Okay, Niki Lauda.

Zero-Two, Zero-Three, you're not supposed
to blabber on this channel, okay?

Ambulance Zero-Three,
we've arrived at the scene.

Understood, Zero-Three.

Oh my God.

-He doesn't need a route anymore.
-No, he doesn't. Protocol.

Miss, can you hear me?

The emergency service is here.
If you can hear me, please don't move.

The collar, please.

Come on.

Now.

Just a little…

Lower your head.

Please don't move.

-Now.
-Now.

Please don't move.
Let's get to the ambulance, okay?

Okay.

Blood pressure, 80/60 mmHg.

Two lines, please.
Quickly, she's going into shock.

-Ambulance Zero-Three.
-Zero-Three, what did you find there?

A guy and a girl.

The girl is in critical condition.
The doctor's helping her.

The guy smashed his head
against the trees. Loss of gray matter.

I'll call the medical examiners.

Zero-Two, stay with the guy
and wait for them.

You can leave when you are ready.

Call the police and the media.
The burglars have cleaned out this place.

The victims were robbed, Vuvu.

Understood, Zero-Three.

Hello, Doru Stuntman.

Hey, Joni. Good evening, Doctor!

Do you need a hand?

Have a look, I'm fucked
if I lost something, and I'll kill myself.

You're telling me.

I owe an intubation tray
and a seven million lei fine.

I should quit smoking for a few months.

That's our fate Mr. Scarlat,
screw those communists!

Good evening, Doctor. Will you marry me?

Ambulance driver, you should pay
a tax on swearing!

I know, Doctor, but it's worth it!

Good evening, Doctor.

Do you need a hand, Doctor?

I'm going to report you.
Please let me work. Have a good shift.

I'm glad to see you.

I'll be waiting for that wine tomorrow.

Hey, I will give it to you.

Tell me about IV!

He asked about the parts from Zero-Three.

Is he investigating us? Fucking alcoholic.

Tell him I stuck them up my ass.
Let him come look for them.

And ask him to approve my request
for a battery, windshield, and side door.

-Otherwise…
-Bleep.

Bleep. That's it.

Driver, let's get moving!

Yes, Doctor.

I'll be waiting for that wine.
Have a good shift.

You'll get it! Have a good shift.

Have a nice evening
and a good shift, Doctor.

I know, honey. It hurts.

Don't move your hand if it hurts.

Can you squeeze my hand?

My mom should bring me a cake.

Ambulance Zero-Three.
We have arrived at the emergency room.

Glasgow Coma Scale of eight.

She was disoriented en route
and then she fell into a coma.

I used two IVs, one Ringer's, one serum.

I only used Algifen, so that I could
evaluate her neurological status.

Nico, tell the surgeons
to prepare the operating room.

-Inform Neurology and Orthopedics.
-Understood.

Excuse me.

No name, no ID.

We cut down Earth's trees for nothing.
She didn't socialize at all?

At 90/70 mmHg, she said
her mother runs a cafeteria.

She is in coma, blood pressure 70/50 mmHg.
The spleen or the liver is damaged.

Did the Polish tank hit you?

Doru, where did you find the biker?

On Road 105,
between Chirculești and Stejărelu.

It corners logging road, near the poplar
that was struck by lightning.

Thank you, Mr. GPS.

EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT

DOCTOR

-Have a good shift.
-Thanks, you too.

I heard you over the radio,
talking about Swiss francs.

Keep the change. It's been a long night.
We'll settle this tomorrow.

Let's go to my place. Peter has a fever,
I'll give him an injection.

What do you want, man?

Really? You're kidding. Maybe you'd like
to go for a ride in the ambulance?

Where are you coming from?

He's making fun of us.

You don't speak Romanian, do you?
I can tell you pizda mătii.

-Pida mătii?
-Yes.

-Pida mătii.
-See, you know.

Brazil is over there, not here.

-Brazil is over there.
-Brazil?

-Yes, you went the wrong way.
-Brazil!

He's a junkie. Should we use the tear gas
or give him an electric shock?

Nothing. Cool.

Good evening.

What's going on here?
Who is this gentleman?

-This gentleman is begging for aspirin.
-He's going to Brazil, for the Olympics.

Give me half a pack of aspirin.

Bon voyage.

Stalingrad.

We read historical stuff too.

Come into my office.

I have some advice for you. If you take
it into account, you'll do this job.

Otherwise, you won't.

It will be a fun time with the doctor.

I don't care.

Neither do I.

Forty thousand euros?
How did you come up with that number?

You aren't up to date, honey.

What are you doing, Titi?
You don't criticize yourself, do you?

Want anything from the convenience store?

Three in one, thanks.

No negotiations, honey.

We'll reappraise the house

and the court will tell me
how much I will pay. Me, not you.

I'm not listening to you anymore.

I'll call you as soon
as I speak with the lawyer.

Okay.

I have an emergency to attend to.
I need to go. Bye.

ASSISTANT

Pop was in a good mood today.

He knows I'm getting divorced.

I told Doru.

It's already on the Internet.

Yeah, and Nico was kind of
stumbling over you today.

It happened.

I sent you a message yesterday.
Why didn't you reply?

The six key is broken.

EMERGENCY ROOM
DOCTORS

There is an international summoning.

A stone bridge was destroyed

And washed away by flowing water

We will build another one downstream

It will be even stronger
And more beautiful

A stone bridge was destroyed

And washed away by flowing water

We will build another one downstream

It will be even stronger
And more beautiful

One more time!

Hey, do you only know Communist oldies?

Don't you know any Toulouse Lautrec?

-He doesn't like our song.
-He has no idea.

They see just the democracy.
The past is shit.

This country is vanishing off the map
because of you.

So, you are old people full of values
and depths. But what's the point?

That's why you put up
with those idiots all those years.

You see? He said we are old.

Hey, dickhead, we created that revolution.

They took a swing at you with three tear
gasses. You threw stones at your heads.

What were you doing during the Revolution?

I had stuff to do.

Pampers-related stuff.

Donkey's revolution…

What are you doing here?
Did they abandon you?

Come on, boy.

Come on, like that.

Stay on the side, just like that.

Just like that, boy.

There's no mobile coverage
beyond this point.

¡Hola, compañeros!
What are you doing, jerking off?

In your ass.
At your friend Mătăsărean's.

English tea, man. Not tea.

Fuck that, IV. I'm losing signal.
The battery's running low.

Remember, I changed my mind.

I don't want Jidvei anymore.
Get me some Recaș instead. Bye.

-First aid kit?
-Here. Take it.

I'll check the engine.
I don't like the sound it's making.

-Get Vuvuzica on the line.
-Okay.

Tell her we've arrived.

Right. I didn't contact her.
I'll do that now.

Do so. Come along.

Boss, I'm not in the mood
for pianos and English tea.

Give me the walkie-talkie.

Ambulance Zero-Three.
We've arrived at the scene.

Mr. Mătăsărean?

Mr. Mătăsărean?

Doru, switch on the siren.

I'll turn it on… in my head.

Mr. Mătăsărean?

Mr. Mătăsărean?

Bring the emergency kit and monitor.

Really?

Quickly.

Tube of seven and a half mm.

I've got him. He's breathing on his own.

Eighteen seconds. Bravo!

That's it, Grandpa.
English tea and see you next time.

-Blood sugar?
-Yeah.

Please connect the electrodes.

Doru, blanket or stretcher?

Both of them, Doctor.

It's normal, 120.

Attention, ongoing investigation.
Please do not touch the patient.

Attention, the electric shock
is not recommended.

What he was doing,
sewing a blanket onto the mattress?

No, he used safety pins. Fucking old guy.

Look at him, man.

Fuck you, mattress.

Stop swearing.

Doctor, please come over here.

What is that stench?

Money stored under the mattress.

It smells just like that.

There's ten thousand lei in each wad.

Are they real?

This one seems to be real.

Put the money back
and bring the stretcher.

And you, pick up the kit.

That's it.

-Hold on, grip it properly.
-Two, three…

Okay, come on.

Wait, I'm getting tired. Hold on.

Come on.

-Did you reach Vuvuzica?
-Nope.

The keys to the house.

Make sure that everything is closed.

What are we doing with the possessions?

We're only in charge
of bodily possessions.

God bless.

-Good evening, Lilica.
-The teacher is in critical condition.

We should get him to the hospital.

-Does he have any family, in case he dies?
-No, his wife and child passed away.

He has no living relatives,
neither does his wife.

-Doru, go.
-Okay.

The teacher was leaving the keys with me
whenever he leaves the house.

We'll take the keys with us
and leave them at the hospital.

You saw me lock the house, right?

-Are there any police in this village?
-No, none.

There's the municipal police
about five kilometers from the town hall.

You'll arrive quickly if you
go on the paved roads.

Thank you.

Come on, Doctor.

Doru, where are you taking him?

To the emergency room
at the county hospital.

Listen, what are your children doing?
Are they still working in Spain?

Yes, they are. We old-timers
and sick people remained here.

-What should we do--
-Why did the doctor ask about the police?

-I don't know. Take care.
-I will.

-Time to move, ambulance driver.
-Coming, Doctor.

-God bless.
-Good luck, Lilica.

Tell him to pull over.

Pull over.

What are we doing?

We're in charge
of bodily possessions, right?

Should we sign it, boss?

There was no phone signal.
We rushed to stop him from dying.

There is no money.

Case closed, okay?

Okay.

What's up man?

Man, are you out of your mind?

Luci, give me your cell phones,
both of them.

We'll give a lot of reports
in the morning.

Give me your cell phones.
I left prints at the scene.

Go to the hospital! Do you hear me?

Do you hear me, you moron?

Get your hands off me!

What the fuck? I've got to beg him,
that fucking animal.

-Calm down.
-We need to follow procedure here!

Other people will steal the money,
but we will be found guilty.

Is that clear?

Who took it? We took it, right?
The Pope of Rome. Who the fuck took it?

Doru, go to the hospital, man.
This man is dying.

Nobody is dying.
Give me your cell phones, right now.

-Why do you need our phones?
-Give me your phones!

Why? Because I don't want anyone
to hear about this.

I don't want anyone to say anything.

If you don't, I'll ram this ambulance
into the nearest lamp post!

Calm down, man. Look.

Here are the cell phones.
Look, both of them.

Look, I'll put them here.
Now, please, drive to the hospital.

Go.

Excuse me.

We could wait one or two hours
and see if the old man dies.

We can discuss this. Calm down, okay?

No need to panic.

Okay. We can discuss this calmly,
but we need to go to the hospital.

Money exists, Doctor.

You're annoyed with me tonight.
Why don't you get them to Vienna?

Coma, Glasgow Score three.
I suspect him for CVA.

He had severe hypertension
and wasn't responding to the treatment.

We found him on the floor.

He was intubated, he got Dormicum,
Etomidat, and he got a line.

His blood saturation is fine,
between 90 and 98 percent.

He has bradycardia,
60-70 beats per minute.

There are no other signs of arrhythmia.

Nico, tell Radiology
to prepare the tomograph.

Yes, Doctor.

Who and where?

Mătăsărean, a regular customer.
He's on your computer.

What do we have here?

An ID card and medical records.
Mătăsărean was previously admitted.

He's on my computer.

Personal effects?

A metal ring. You'll get it
when they cut it off his finger.

Keys to his house. He lives alone.

We locked it in front of a witness,
a neighbor of his.

So, a lot of papers…

Calm him down.
I don't want to hear another word.

Lunch break.

Honestly, I was kind of hungry.

She handed in the keys
and didn't mention the money.

Good.

She sent me to calm you down.
She doesn't want to talk about it anymore.

What did she say?

She doesn't want to hear
another word about it.

And that it's lunchtime.

Mimi, please call me
when the tomograph comes through.

Or if anything happens.

-Sure.
-Thanks.

Here.

Special from Vuvu.

I'm on a diet.

It's free for volunteers.

If you say "volunteer" one more time,
I'm going to kill you, veteran.

Okay.

So…

Three douchebags found out
about a big pile of money.

No explosions, no shoot-outs, no chases,
no blood, no sex, nothing.

Nobody died, and nobody took the money.

A comedy of fools, but fuck the comedy.

Man, put one leu in the swear jar.

You too, Boss. For saying
"what the fuck" and "fucking animal."

Plus that sign you did in the station.
That'll be two lei.

Luci.

In January, February, the old man
was bitter as he lost his son in America.

The money is from his son. His son died.

Plus, the doctor and I know
that he doesn't have any other family.

Isn't that right, Doctor?

Yes, Doru. And?

And nothing.

I was presenting the facts to Luci.

Where was that globetrotter going?

To Brazil, to the Olympics.

Hey Monica, do you want
to take all the money?

I don't. Do you?

Do you know something that we don't?

Yes. "The starry sky above me
and the moral law in me."

Kant, German philosopher.

To hell with Kant.

Monica, you're not dumb.

Neither are you, Doru.

Guys.

We have an available bed
full of nobody's money.

And we're here talking about Kant?

Hey, Luci, tell me. Am I an idiot?

Say it, man.

Let's flip a coin.

If it's tails, we'll discuss it.

Tails.

Ambulance Zero-Three,
free at the hospital.

Code Red. Epidemic.

Quiet, Zero-Three. Go to the microstation.

Thank you. We'll be waiting here.

-My back's pretty sore.
-Your ass is pretty sore.

Please complete the logbook.

If there aren't any calls
in the next ten minutes,

I'll go and lie down at the station.

Because I didn't kill anybody, Doctor.

Luci.

São Paulo Interlagos?

Yeah.

-Resign and go to Brazil, are you in?
-I'd kiss you.

I'm going to get a coffee.

Are you coming with me?

Could you lend me 50 bani until Friday?

I don't lend money on Mondays.
It's on me.

Lucian.

Be careful. Don't listen to him.

-Are you coming?
-Yeah, man. Wait a sec.

Doru looks stressed.

I'll grab a coffee
and see what's on his mind.

How are you doing?

Are you sleeping?

Are you okay?

I'm a mess.

Thanks.

How is the old man doing?

He is stable.

We're waiting for
the lab results and tomogram.

He got a little better, moved,
and muttered something.

What did he say?

He said "blah, blah, blah"
and "you should take me out for a drink."

What?

Is there something on my face?
What are you staring at?

Nothing.

I know I have dark circles around my eyes.

I have a cousin on the second floor
with hematemesis and it's getting to me.

Tell him that she's vomiting blood.
He doesn't understand.

You don't know what hematemesis is?
She's vomiting blood.

-The old man is cool.
-Yeah.

He's cool, but he doesn't stand a chance.

If he lives until 8 a.m.,
I'm David Copperfield.

Fuck off.
We struggled so hard to save him.

-Listen, is he ischemic?
-No, hemorrhagic hundred percent.

What did Dr. Sandu say?

What did she say?

She said to light a thin candle
and not walk him through the station.

Hey, you have very cool boots.

From Zara?

From Zarea, from the Chinese block.
It's cheap and a good LTD.

I thought you meant Zara.
Because Luci got rich.

Are you on this sucker's side?

No. Why?

Are you mad?

I was only kidding.

He's not mad. He's just shy.

I'm sensitive.
Do you know how sensitive I am?

Oh my, you work out.

He has a gym class,
medicine second year, optional.

I can feel it. Tell me, how many push-ups
can you do with me on your back?

-A hundred and fifty.
-Shut up.

-Why don't you ask me?
-Shut up. Tell me.

Should I leave?

The patient's buzzing.

Clear.

Clear.

I was more talented when I was younger.

Congratulations, Dr. Sandu.
Have a good rest.

Thank you, honey. You too.

EMERGENCY ROOM
GENERAL MEDICINE

We still have stuff to do.
Well done, Doctor.

-Call the Neuro and Therapy departments.
-Yes, Doctor.

-Nobody is answering, Doctor.
-Have you lost your mind?

-Move! Go there and wake them up!
-Yes, Doctor.

Man, this one is insane. Oh my God.

Calm down, Nico. You'll save
one percent from the health budget.

You were right, Copperfield.

-What did I tell you? See you later.
-Bye.

Do you like the way Monica fucks?

I have no idea about the way Monica fucks.

I hate wicked and stupid people.

Remember.

According to procedure,

the hospital will call the town hall,
the medical examiner and the police.

The state takes money from us.

Five thousand.

Will you convince her to come with us?

Text message from the boss.
We have an incident.

The last one.

Ambulance, are you picking up
disabled children to use as organ donors?

-That assistant lady looks nice.
-Take this kid too.

What's wrong with you?

-Good evening.
-Good evening.

-Come in.
-Yeah, they will come in.

It's grown-up stuff.

-What do you want from me, man?
-"Man"? I'll kick your ass!

-Please forgive him.
-May we come in?

Well, yeah. Why the "may we"?
You were called to come here.

Good evening.

Let's lay him down here for a while.

Please open the window
and let in some fresh air.

Open the window.

Get out of here.

What is your name, dear?

Can you hear me?

His name is Florin.

Get outta here!
How many times do I have to say it?

He can speak.

Look at me, please.

Screw you.

-"Screw you?" You can speak?
-Please…

There's a lady present.

-What's wrong with you? Junkie.
-Doru, please go with Mister…

-Aliliuc.
-With Mr. Aliliuc.

Aliliuc.

-Please don't stay here.
-I'm answering your questions.

-His wife is answering.
-What wife?

I'm answering the questions.

Is it clear?

Pupillary miosis.

What's that?

Florin, did you take
a larger dose than usual?

Dose of what, madam? He smokes.

Get him a line and set up an IV
with glucose and Bs, and two Narcans.

Are you shooting up or using foil?

Foil.

What are you on?

How much did you use today?

What are you on?

Just two balls.

Screw you.

You fucking liar.
"Dad, I just smoked a joint." Screw you.

Ambulance Zero-Three,
free at the hospital.

The man didn't even die.

What's the difference between us
and those burglars from the accidents?

He will die by tomorrow morning.

How many have we had like him?
Did any of them escape?

Understood, Zero-Three.
Free at the microstation.

Have a good rest.

Good evening, Vuvuzica, my lucky star.
I was already snoring away.

That money is from America.
Somebody will be looking for it.

Doru, forget what you saw tonight.
It was just a dream.

Really, boss?

I had the same dream as Doru.

That's it. Rest and treatment.

Good evening, Doctor.

Whoever was jerking off should work now.

Doctor, aren't you talking to me?

I will read your lips.
Shall we go out to a restaurant?

Only if the world ends
and you're the last one alive, Doctor.

To repopulate the Earth.

You should get that Chinese space capsule.

I will get it, Doctor.
They also have ones with two seats.

-Have a good shift.
-Have a good shift.

Boss, are you coming with us
to get that money? Yes or no?

Will you ram us into a lamp post?

Only at 200 kilometers per hour.

Let me recite the Hippocratic Oath to you.

-"I swear by Apollo…"
-You are out of this world.

"…in whatever house I enter,
I will enter to help the sick."

The sick one is
in the queue for St. Peter.

He won't care who's entering his home.

People don't die from respect
for ambulance doctors.

Your position will be eliminated, sucker.
There will be paramedics, like in France.

From where you escaped.

And I didn't complete my studies,
so I didn't take the Oath.

You're in the way of our happiness.

Five aspirins aren't enough for us.

It's like everybody
has gone crazy tonight.

Okay, tomorrow I'll be looking
for a new team.

Good.

We won't take the money.

We'll retire together

and we'll count our coins for living,
for cookies and tea.

We'll steal those from the market.

The only airhead doctor
from the emergency.

Damn it.

She should definitely come with us.

She'll have a bad dream
and she'll rat us out.

Check it out.

Get me a bandage.

I'm lighting this cigarette.

If you don't convince her
by the time I finish it,

I'll go by myself.

I will go without her, man.

Ambulance Zero-Three.

Speak up, Zero-Three.

I cut the bottom of my foot, Vuvu.
I can't use the clutch anymore.

Are we sending the ambulance to you?

Really!

I'm going to the emergency room
to get a tetanus shot.

I may need to take sick leave.

Zero-Three, the doctor says you should
use your right foot or take sick leave.

Think about it and let us know.

I love you, Vuvu.

And the doctor too.

Say something.

What should I say?

Breaking into his home--

We have the key.
We don't need to break in.

I gave the doctor
the keys from Zero-Three.

We'll meet on the road.

He left.

Tell him to wait for us.

We're in.

Bye.

Go.

Wait a minute.

-Morning.
-Morning.

-Did you fill up your car?
-Yes, at pump number three.

The can of gas.

Running out of gas.

That will be thirty lei.

-Cristina?
-Yes?

Come count change, please.

Is another customer complaining
that you raised the price of gas?

-Are you complaining?
-No.

Did you break the piggy bank?

He didn't have a number.

He didn't take his helmet off.

Are you together?

No.

-Should I call Conrad?
-Call him.

Please tell him to just stop the biker.

Do you feel ill?

Yes, I do. I have a toothache.

Lift up your hood
and look into that camera.

Get Tador, pills.
It's cheap, almost five lei.

Can I go now?

The thirty lei?

Yes, thirty lei.

I trust you.

Don't forget the can from outside.

-Thanks.
-Do you have a number?

-What?
-Does your car have a number plate?

It's B 46 RCG.

-Take care.
-You too.

REGISTRATION OFFICE

-They've just taken him.
-Thanks.

Doru also stopped by.

He'd cut the bottom of his foot
and was like a zombie.

He will be on sick leave
and is going to Brazil.

How is the little one doing?

I'm glad we met each other.
We've been a good team.

Take care of her. She's a mess.
Go after her.

Otherwise, Zero-Two will be
pulling her out of the trees.

Subtitle translation by: Olesea Coada