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I do fancy you. Do you wanna
hang out, just us two? Yeah.

I think I've been lying
to myself, I do fancy her.

We're not gonna be friends.
I actually, genuinely need

staff at the moment. Deal? Deal.
Welcome to the team.

I've hanged out with her quite
a bit. Lot of kisses.

I mean, to be honest, Harvey was
fully aware that I would want to

pick up where we left off.
I mean, I'm single, you know.

You are. I don't belong to anyone.

You're welcome to come over and try
out my cooking. Totally.

I would still like to take you out.
Would you like to go out? Yeah.

I would love to. 100%.

Will you be my girlfriend?
Yeah, I will.

I woke up this morning and I had
some missed calls from Sam.

Not the booty call.

You say you love me. No, you don't.
I do love you.

I don't want the love that calls
your ex-girlfriend at 3am.

Well... So I think we're done here.
OK. Bye.

You're the devil.

Ah, the bodyguard's here.
Oh, the man-child is here.

We're just bringing back
the dry hump. I'm done.

You are such a rocket.
I don't trust her,

don't trust her as far as
I could throw her.

Don't mess it up.
You are terrible.

The damage is done now.
You've lied so many times to me.

That's a bit of beef, actually.

It's probably resurfaced a lot of
feelings that I once had for you.

You have to have some sort of morals
and I don't think you've got any.

Screams guilt, screams guilt.

Ah. Ah, the croissants. I know.
For the French man.

Service.

Is that a wishing well?

Yes. If you had one wish,
what would it be?

Uh...

Don't say Sam Prince's name.
Holiday. With you.

Me and big David.

Tempsy. Oh, so you know your
names combined is... Livid.

Livid. I know, I know.
It's not as bad as Minga,

you and Miles. That was the pits.

No, yours is way better. Livid.

Brilliant. "How are you and David?"
"Yeah, we're Livid."

Um... No, it is nice. I haven't...
You know I haven't slept with him.

No. I actually think that's
a good thing.

I mean, he is great at kissing.
Is he? And cooking. Oh, Liv.

I'm trying not to think about it
too much.

I reckon you guys would have
wild sex.

Yeah. He said that to me
the other day

and I was like, "We're just bringing
back the dry hump."

I love a dry hump.
I love it. Yeah.

Oh, it's cute.
I really like it.

I do not wanna lose my single girl

but I will happily lose you to him,
cos I think he's the sweetest human.

Don't start saying things like this.

I'm not getting into
a relationship.

I think take it slowly,
enjoy it and have fun,

and then if that comes about, it
comes about. But like...

Yeah, I mean... You don't have to
put too much pressure on it.

Nice. Happy?

Yeah.

Right, can I have a look at that?
Yeah.

What else do we
need to get in before tomorrow?

Um, those Ficus benjaminas.

Listen, I know we've not been
speaking much recently

but if we're gonna do this, we gotta
do it properly.

Agree. This our future. It is
our future.

And I'm invested in this
whilst we fix that friendship.

Do you miss it?

I mean, yeah,
I do miss the friendship,

but that's on you, so...

T, hello.

James. And friend.

I didn't realise you'd be here.
Who are you?

Good to... Hey. Come on, come on.
You got that invite?

Where is it? No, the invite's done.
Sorry, I didn't...

I completely forgot you guys had
a bit of frosty last encounter.

Are you still bitter?
Am I bitter?

Do you know what I did?
You uninvited him to the wedding.

Yeah, too rightly so. Grow up.
Your behaviour stunk.

Grow up. This is Maeva, not James.
Oh, God. How are you?

How are you, how's things?
I'm good.

How cute are you, little baby?
Yeah, she's sweet, isn't she?

What's her name? This is Bonnie.
Oh, hello, Bonnie.

I was so sorry to hear about Clyde,
bro.

I know, that was quite a thing
to digest.

But this is actually
Clyde's half-sister. Aw...

You are just... That is very sweet.
Do you wanna say hi?

Uh, no. Anyway...
Are you all right?

Yeah.

How's things with Yas?

We broke up.

You and Yas have broken up?
I crazy-called Inga...

Yeah. ..the other night,
maybe early morning.

And from that you've broken up?
Well, I said,

"Hey, I called Inga,"
but I said it was, like, 10pm.

And it wasn't 10pm? It was just one
and three. Just two, though.

One and three?
Just one and three, yeah.

OK, interesting. I was having a chat
with Inga at Ruby's brunch,

and Yas came over, furious,

then she stormed off.
I didn't chase Yas,

I just stood there
and I was, like,

chatting to Inga
for some reason...

You are terrible.
I just wanted to talk to Inga.

Why? Why? I just wanted to
talk to Inga. It's like... Why?

I don't know why.
In my head I was thinking...

I was standing there and I was
like, "I love you both."

Are you all right?

Um, it gets worse.

I'm in shock mode right now.
I am too.

I'm in actual disbelief. You know,
not only was the brunch bad enough,

the fact that I walked out on him,

standing there with Inga ending
our relationship,

wait for what happened last night.

What happened last night?
So... No, you're... It's...

I need a moment.
No, I don't mean to smile but...

I think we all must take a breath.

I'm having a drink with Ruby
and Bella last night. Yeah.

So I got a call from a friend of
mine who was at the Cadogan Arms.

Yeah. And she called me
and said, "Really strange -

"Sam and Inga are on the table
next to me having a drink

"and they're sort of laughing
and joking and being quite flirty."

This was last night? So, we then...
We bolted out the place

that we were in. Which happened to
be down the road. Lucky.

Sam and Inga obviously left
where they were

and we sort of met in the middle

and they lock eyes with me, right...
Running away.

..run... What? Into a corner shop.

They leg it into a corner shop,
trying to hide

to pretend that we hadn't seen...

They didn't want to be seen
together. Yeah.

You know, Yas ran on in and said...
What did you say again?

I was like, "Look, shall I save
you both the embarrassment

"of hiding in the corner shop"?
She's hiding behind the prosecco.

He's running around, he's like,
"It's not what it looks like."

OK, well, why are you
running away?

He kept trying to check that she
was OK. Oh, this is not OK.

"Don't worry, she can choose
her meal deal!"

Yeah. Sort out this with your
ex-girlfriend that you broke up with

a day ago. Honestly,
he disgusts me right now.

I honestly don't know what advice
to give you.

This is the Sam that I knew
when you were 20.

Like, I honestly feel for you

but everything is
so self-inflicted.

I think it's really hard because
there is feelings there with Yas

and there is aspects of how we are
with each other

which I've never had before.

With Inga, it's so nice. Yeah.

It's moreish. It's unbelievable.
You know what it's like with Liv.

There has been times where you
probably wanna speak to her.

It's easier not to now.

OK, I'm just gonna jump in
because I feel like I have connected

the dots between Maeva telling me
that I'm going on

a double date with Liv and Temps.
Are you going on the date?

Apparently so.

Listen, I just don't care any more.
And you shouldn't care.

You shouldn't care.
I do care -

and this stays between us -

I care so much, like, it's really
hurt me.

But I'm just not giving any energy
to them.

I need to just go, "Cool.
Do you know what?"

Yeah. "Crack on."
It's not worth your time.

It's not worth my time. Shall I tell
you who is worth your time? Lauren.

Yeah.

Lauren is...delicious.
She's really fit. You can't say...

Oh, you can, actually.
Yes, you're single. I'm single.

Lauren and I went on a date
the other day. Yeah.

I'm not gonna lie it was,
it was great. Oh, kiss? Kissy?

No kissy. Oh, no. Did you try or
were you just...?

No, it was just day-time drinks
so I was just. Oh, OK, yeah.

Day-time. We hadn't. Yeah, you can't
kiss day-time. No, no, no, no.

So I'm thinking, like,
I've gone on a date with her.

We got on really well.

She's also said it's fair game,
like, I'm into you, also Harvey.

Lauren is not scared, love this.
I'm cooking for her.

But I've told Harvey I've got
a meeting. Ah. Um...

Tactics. So I've asked him to get
out the house for a little bit.

But big question,
what are you cooking her?

The crab linguine. Yes. Aw...

Yes. Get in there. She's secured,
mate. She's yours. Crab linguine.

I need to take you on a night out
now that you're back in London.

I know, it's been so long.

I don't think I've seen you
since Marbella last summer.

Probably. It's cos of uni.
It's cos I've been away. I know.

Yeah. I love LA. Could I live there?
No. No. I couldn't live there.

But you were playing tennis
out there, right?

Yeah, so I played on the circuit
a little bit,

but put the racquet down now.

I love the tennis outfit.

Yeah. All the gear. All the gear.

Minimal. Zero idea. Zero, none.

Like, so, so bad.
I'm a Pilates girl.

Cos at school we used to...
We used to play tennis. Yeah.

And I think I did quite enjoy it
cos I was quite competitive.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I quickly gave that up.

Bella. Hello. Freddy.
What are you doing here?

Sorry, what are YOU doing here?

I work here.
Why are you wearing a hairnet?

Hello. Hi. Jazz! Freddy.
Oh, you two.

What are you doing here?
You know each other? Well...

Kind of.
Few messages on Instagram.

A couple, here and there. Yeah.

What do you mean, you work here?
You have a job?

So Verity actually offered me
a job and I was like, "Screw it."

I'm not convinced. I'm embarrassed
that you guys caught me here,

I'm not gonna lie. I can't believe
that we've caught you here.

Let me take this stupid thing off.

Especially as you've slid
into her DMs

and you're sat here in a hairnet.

Yeah, I kinda wish I was doing
something else

when I met you for the first time
but...

No, this is a good look.
Kitchen boy, we love it.

I'm not gonna lie.
It's not been amazing, uh...

You're not loving it? Uh-uh.
I don't wanna serve people all day.

It's just not what I do, you know?

Also... Too pretty to work in
hospitality, Freddy. You know what?

This face is not made
for serving coffee.

At least someone's saying it,
cos no-one else has.

Uh, what do you do, like...?
So I just graduated uni.

Come work with me. Sorry?
Come work with me. No?

Maybe. Maybe.

It might be a bit conflicting, cos
I used to work at Joe & the Juice.

Really? Yeah.

Well, that's a bit
of beef actually.

I might have to kick you out!

I gotta get back to work.

Do you guys want
a free smoothie of something?

I would love an acai bowl.
That's actually quite expensive.

I was thinking more of, like,
a smoothie.

Um, nice to meet you. Lovely to see
you, Freddy. Nice to meet you.

And nice to see you, Bella. See you
soon, babe. Bye. Bye-bye.

Well, that was quite sweet. Yeah,
very... In a weird, awkward way.

Such a weird, uh...

I'm sorry, I love you.
I'm right here.

I'm sorry, Freddy. It's good to see
you but I'm sorry...

Um, what happened last night?

You and Sam and Willow went
for drinks last night.

So we were all at this event,

and Willow and I went for a drink,
and Sam kind of tagged along.

Yeah. And the only thing is,

when Willow and I left,

she went back to hers,

and Sam and I walked the same way
to the train station

and bumped into Ruby,
Bella and Yas.

Sorry, you and Sam were walking
down the street

and you bumped into
Ruby, Yas and Bella? Yeah.

And what did they say?

Uh, I wouldn't know

because I literally ducked into
the nearest shop.

I mean, was it shady?

No, no, no, no,
look, there was nothing happening.

It just looked so much worse
than what it was.

I think he probably does still
have feelings.

You don't see me and Tristan
sneaking around on the King's Road.

We weren't sneaking around.
We were with Willow. I'm not saying
that about you,

but did he say anything that crossed
a line that you would've been like,

"If I had a girlfriend, you wouldn't
wanna hear that"?

What did he say?

Well, no, I... Tell me, tell me.
But he doesn't have a girlfriend.

No, I know but it's all very fresh.
What did he say to you?

Well, look,
he was being cheeky Sammy,

you know what he's like.

Where did you and Sam end up
last night? What actually happened?

We literally walked to the
train station.

And went where?
And went separate ways.

I went back to mine
and he went back to his mum's.

This whole situation is just
a massive ick.

Wait, so when you left them, what
happened? They were still together.

On my way here,
I was on social media

and I saw that him and Tristan
were at the warehouse

and is wearing the exact same
clothes as what I saw him in

when I bumped into him and Inga.
Oh, no way. So...

Oh, my God, last night? Yeah.
Same outfit. Same outfit.

Same outfit? Same outfit. Tragic.

Ooh.

You know what, I'm disappointed
in him,

but she's been saying
for the last however long

how happy she is for you.
Day one of him being single,

she's sitting at a pub having
a drink with him

then running away from all of us.

So she's clearly not that happy
for you. She never has been.

Yeah. I thinks she's manipulative,
I think she's calculated

and I think she's loving
every second of Sam pining after her

and chatting to her at bars.

I have said this from day one,
I don't trust her,

don't trust her as far as
I could throw her.

Right, I think we're done here.
Do you wanna take a seat?

Yes, Chef. Thank you.
Ooh, talk dirty to me.

There you go. Thank you.

And you are the first person
I've cooked for in this house.

Wow. Which is big, I think.
Very lucky me.

Special. Including my housemate.

Well, thank you. Cheers. Cheers.

To our second date? Yes. Yeah.

Going strong. Going strong.

Well, try the food first,
it might not be.

Maybe it's the last date.

Maybe. If the food's doing
the talking,

I'm feeling
quietly confident.

Fan? Mmm. Mm-hm?

Very good. Yeah?

A home-cooked meal is, like,
the best thing ever. Can't beat it?

Yeah. I think I prefer that
to going out now.

Right OK. It's more effort.
Nice. And wholesome.

Wholesome's what we're going for.
Yeah.

You seem like a very wholesome guy.

Oh, yeah. You know, like... Yeah.

..someone I could see, like,
building a future with, you know.

Yeah, someone who can cook,
someone who's...

Who reads about birdwatching.
Listen, that's a sustainable hobby.

We could go on a little
birdwatching adventure.

I can imagine you with
a little safari outfit on.

In fact I'm imagining it.
I actually would do that, yeah.

And how's the roommate?

How is the roommate? Um, I mean,

am I regretting moving in
with Harvey? At this stage - maybe.

Could've had a movie night.
We could've had a movie night.

I think he would like me
to kind of... Back away.

Mmm, back away. Oh, no.

Mmm. Mmm.

So I think I...

I am absolutely, probably not gonna
do that.

Surprised I heard from you.

Thought you were still
in the corner shop.

Well, thanks for coming.
I'm...

Yeah, I'm glad that you came.

I feel like we do need to have
a conversation.

I do want you to know that
literally nothing was happening.

We literally were having a drink
with Willow.

No, you weren't with Willow.
No, we were.

Ruby's friend saw you on your own.

No, no, no, Willow was there.
But I didn't understand...

I think she was in the bathroom

but her bag was there
and there was three drinks.

No, cos if she was at the bathroom
at the time,

I don't think you and Sam would've
been sprinting across

the King's Road out of panic.

I thought, "God, something's
happened.

"Everyone needs to run into
the corner shop behind the crisps."

No, it's actually bizarre.
It was so bizarre.

Look, I ducked because I could not
be bothered to see Bella

and Ruby, who are always
fucking vile to me

and they've always been very biased,

so I think I just couldn't be
bothered with the confrontation.

Sam probably was running cos it
probably did look bad

and I genuinely don't think he
wanted you to be hurt.

Where did he go after?

To his mum's.

He didn't stay with you?

Of course not.

We were walking
to Sloane Square station,

and I was heading back to mine
and he went back to his mum's.

Mmm. It's just weird -

apparently he turned up to
the warehouse

in the same clothes as last night.
What do you mean?

So of course that looks a bit suss.

Are you sure it's
the exact same clothes

cos all his T-shirts look the same?

I'd rather you say everything. As in
you think he stayed at mine?

No, no, no, no.
I promise you I went straight home.

He told me he went to his mum's.

Maeva,
it didn't need to be a double date.

You could've just spoken to Liv
and Temps by themselves.

What do you mean,
you don't wanna see them? No. Why?

It's awkward for me.
Out of respect to Tristan,

I know the relationship that Temps
has had with Tristan

for seven, eight years now.

Listen to me.
If you ruin this double date...

What? ..you're gonna be in trouble.
OK.

So you're not gonna invite them
to the pigeon clay.

No. And you're not gonna come either

if you keep calling it
pigeon clay.

What is it?

Clay pigeon shooting.
Tristan's gonna be there.

I want good vibes only.

And also, Liv's quite a good shot
so... As well. Hello.

Yeah, for the serious things. Hi.

It's the parents! How are you?
Hey. How are you?

Give me a kiss. How are we guys? Not
bad. Hello. Um, how have you been?

Good, and you? Hello. How we doing?

I'm just... Look at both of us.
Surprise, I'm a lightbulb.

You have the same hairdresser,
for sure.

I said, "Give me the Liv Bentley."

Um, this is sweet.

Yes, I thought it was a good idea
to organise this little date night.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why are you saying yeah?

I'm cool.
He's in a bad mood today.

Why? What's up?

I was told by Maeva
a couple days ago,

"Hey, we're going on a double date
with David and Liv,"

and I was like, "Sorry, what?"

No, but... Honestly, it's not funny
to me. I don't get it.

What do you mean?
I'm so caught off guard.

One question that I would
love answering. Yeah.

Are you doing this
to get back at Tristan?

No. Can I tell you something?
No, but I haven't?

It's a friendship that has turned...

Your friendship with him
makes me question you in this.

I think... You could say the same
about you and Miles, though.

If you wanna bring up
the Miles situation...

It's exactly the same.
That is so fucking true.

I said it already. It so isn't.
We were friends for a hot second.

I fancied his
long-term ex-girlfriend

and I put a ring on it and a baby.

James. What, babe? What did I say?

Put the drink down.

No, what did I say?
What did you say? I said...

What? Not ruining the dinner.

I'm not ruining it, you put me here.

It just doesn't sit right.
I'm quite happy.

Well, I think you're gonna have
to suck it up

because, honestly, I really like
them together

and I really insist,

I really want you here tomorrow
at the shooting.

Including James?
Are you the moving target?

I mean, I would love to come.

Happy with this?

No, it's ruined my day, hasn't it?

Oh, for fuck's sake, James, we won't
fucking come.

I don't need this. You can come,

it's a free country but like...

Now it seems like me and you have
got more of a problem

because of your loyalty
towards Tristan.

Maeva, shall we go sit at the bar?
Yeah, exactly. Morally, it's wrong.

But it's the same fucking thing,
James.

Yeah, but for me, Miles is nothing.
There's absolutely nothing there.

Everyone's on their fucking high
horse when it suits them.

I'm standing up for myself
in this situation

cos it's what everybody else is
doing. Yeah.

I now don't give
a fuck about anybody's opinion.

OK great, good.
I just think within the group...

Everyone's making it easy for me.
Yeah, but within the group,

you have to have some sort of morals
and I don't think you've got any.

I don't think you've got any.

I don't think anybody's got any.
Really? Oh, my God.

This is ridiculous.

James, listen, I really...
James, James, go to the toilet.

No, don't send me to the toilet.

Walk away. Don't send me
to the toilet.

No, it's nice to hang out
with a guy who knows what he wants

and seems quite put together and...
What are you looking at?

Emotionally mature.
DOOR CLOSES

Hey, honey, I'm home.

Oh! There's two honeys.

Hi. Hello. I have a meeting.

Business meeting
or pleasure meeting?

This is my housemate Harvey.
Hi, so nice to meet you.

I think we might've met before. I'm
not sure you guys know each other.

Harvey. Is this a date?

Is this a date?

I mean, I think so, yeah.

I think so. Yeah.

Have you had dessert yet?

No. He's arrived.

You haven't eaten much, though,
mate.

We kind of got a bit distracted,
I think. Yeah, I would be.

Yeah. This is fun.

I'm glad we've all sat
down together. Cheers, guys.

Cheers to us.

Cheers to us. Wow.

We'll need another bottle.

Mmm, I think three.

Mmm.

No bitter taste in that wine,
just...

Well I feel like Lauren
and I hadn't really had

the chance to kind of get

to know each other since
I've been back.

And you should have that
chance, mate. Right. Mmm.

I think so.
He's just getting to know me. Yeah.

Was.

Yeah.

Well... I'd still like to take you
on that date,

the ball's in your court. OK.

If you'd like to.

Oh, my God. Yes,

I mean, let's do it. Hmm.

Oh, my God.

I don't... Yeah. Yeah.

Hey. Can I get you a drink?
No, I'm not gonna stay for long.

OK.

You OK? Am I OK? Mmm.
What do you think?

No.

Sam, I actually can't believe it
and I don't...

It started at the brunch,
where, you know,

we ended it there
and you just stood there with Inga.

I think recently... I'm not saying,
"Hey, I wanna be with Inga."

I think the reason why that
conversation happened with Inga is

because there was never any time
for closure with me and her.

I don't care. If you wanna be with
Inga, be with Inga.

I don't wanna be with Inga.
It doesn't affect me any more.

I know it doesn't affect you.
If you wanna be with Inga...

I don't wanna be with Inga.
Well, I don't care what you want.

Yeah.

So, like, where did you go after
the corner shop?

I went home.

Home to where? I went to Henry's.

OK. So you didn't go
to your mother's house?

No. That's what Inga said.

Well, she didn't know where I went.

She said that you said that you were
going to your mother's house.

I got on a Tube
and she got an Uber.

She got in an Uber? Yeah. Oh.

You're a really bad liar.
I'm not lying.

OK. I just want you to... You may as
well be completely honest

and truthful about everything before
something else comes out.

Nothing else is gonna come out.

OK.

It's just such a shame cos I
think everything that everyone

kind of warned me about and told me
about you... Oh, my God.

..is true. You haven't changed.
What is that?

Well, that I would get hurt.

It's true.
Like, Miles was right after all.

Oh, my God.
Everything's just such a lie,

the same way that
our relationship was.

No, it's not a lie. Yes, it was.
No, Yas, I burnt my life

to the fucking ground wanting
to be with you.

Yeah,
and I came down there with you. Yes.

Last thing I want is
to see you upset.

Yeah, I...

I just...

I've always said that
I didn't regret anything with us

and as bad as everything went in
Corsica, there was no regret there

because I had you.

And like now, to kind of feel
so lied to...

I'm not lie... Yas, you have to...

I've not been sitting here
and lying to you.

How I feel about you is true
and I would... It's really...

You have lied.
No, I haven't lied to you.

You have lied to me. I haven't lied
to you. How I feel...

Yes, you did.
You've lied so many times to me.

You lied about the call,
you've lied about so many things.

I just moved on way too quickly
and I'm dealing with this break-up

and, unfortunately, I've been
dealing with it

whilst I've been with you and I
haven't dealt with this very well

and I'm sorry. Sorry? Honestly,
like, what can I do with that sorry?

I don't want you to be...
You... I don't want you to be upset.

I just want you to be happy,

and I'm sorry that our situation's
come to this point.

You know we started off nicely,
but here's your box of bullshit.

Pull!

GUNSHOT

Amazing. Here he is!

The city boy can shoot.

APPLAUSE

Pull!

Pull!

APPLAUSE

A cup of tea?
Yeah, sure. Do you want one Jazz?

I would love one, thank you, Freddy.

Careful. Easy, easy,
splashback. Freddy!

Oh, for God's sake! Nearly.
Oh, I nearly messed it up.

No, but it is very nice
to properly meet you.

Nice to meet everybody officially

and see everyone.
It's nice to meet you too.

You suit the countryside look
very well.

Yeah, yours is nice as
well, actually.

I actually quite like shooting.

My family love shooting.

Yeah. We do a competition every year
with clays, and I always win.

How is your job,
if you've still got it?

Unfortunately,
I do still have my job.

That's where we first met,
actually. Yeah! Oh, my God.

Yeah, he was on shift.

Unfortunately, I was wearing
a hairnet and an apron,

so it wasn't the best first
impression, I'm sorry, but...

It was great. Did you fancy him
after you saw this get-up?

Yes, definitely. Sure. Did it
put you off your vegan burger?

Maybe just a little bit.

Um, who have you met?
Are you friends with...?

So you're friends with Bella.
Friends with Bella.

No, it is a really nice group
of people.

Minus James, who I had a rather
awkward lunch with yesterday.

Really? What happened?

Maeva was really sweet,
she was like pro it all.

But James was really off with David,

and now, today, like,
the boys are just ignoring him.

I just don't want David
to feel uncomfortable. It's just...

He's got... Yeah, yeah.
He's got me and Miles.

Yeah, that's true,
and you're more than enough.

Pull!

Gotta say your, your fella looks
quite handsome in tweed.

Do you like that look? Yeah, he
does, actually. Gentlemen.

Ah, hello. Lady.
You're up next, baby.

Well done, you've organised
a very good day, sir.

Thank you very much.
It's good to see you.

Good group of people as well.

Questionable. Questionable group
of people for me.

I felt like I had a say
in the guest list.

Yeah. Who had the ultimate...?
Until this one... Oh.

..decided to invite
every Tom, Dick and Harry.

Mmm. It's huge here.

If you don't wanna see them,
you don't see them.

So how was your double date?

Uh, it wasn't that great, was it?
I liked it.

Cos you like the drama.
I was reading Temps the...

No, I wasn't reading Temps
the riot act,

I was reading Dave the riot act.
Damn right. Yeah.

Appreciate you.

On a lighter note, Lauren.

Yeah. So it's an interesting
dynamic.

Yeah. Yeah. Weird.

What happens when you
catch feelings?

Why me? He might catch feelings.

You catch feelings like the wind.
You are a feelings-catcher,

but then I think when I catch them,
maybe it means more. Ooh.

Cos I don't really... Touche.
I don't know.

So who is more confident?
Who is gonna win her over?

I am confident that Harvey's
probably gonna...

..fuck it up for himself.

Harvey walked in and he sat down,
poured himself a glass of wine.

Confidence on the geezer.
Um, then he proceeded

to ask me out again in front
of Tristan. What, Harvey did?

Yeah. Then last night,

I went out with Rez and Harvey
and...how do we sum that up?

By 1am, I would say he spilt
a drink on me,

had hours' bad chat. Like, honestly,
my ears were bleeding.

I've never heard chat like this
in my life.

1am, she's coming up to me going,

"Rez, I'm kinda concerned about
Harvey's chat.

"It's a little bit..."
Love the accent.

"It's a little bit shit."
And I was like, "OK, cool."

2am comes round, she looks at me
and she goes, "I'm done."

I'm, "OK!" Well, this is kinda
where it all got a bit weird.

So, we went to Raffles. Classic.
Obviously ended up there,

and he proceeds to, like, talk
to other girls in front of me.

Harvey? He's holding a girl's finger
like this,

like right in front of me
and I'm just like,

"It's so ridiculous
I can't get mad."

I'm like, "Is there a reason
you're holding her finger?"

And he was like, "Oh, my God,
I thought it was yours."

He didn't say, "I thought it was
yours"? I was like, "Oh, did you?"

Then we see him kiss another girl
on the forehead.

Did he think it was your forehead?
Did he think that was you as well?

I mean, this is him trying
to impress me

and get to know me and, you know,
it doesn't work for me.

I'm sorry. Like, I can't date
someone that acts like that.

He thinks he's still
absolutely fine with you?

I have no problem telling him
how it is.

Lauren's about to humble Harvey.
Where is he?

Well, you've made Yas laugh. Yeah.
Yeah, it's nice to see.

I have like whiplash
keeping up with everyone's drama.

Oh, did you not know we broke up?
You guys broke up?

We broke up...
Well, I saw him yesterday.

Mmm. That was like, "I'm done,"
kind of moment.

Uh, it's just...
I can't believe it all.

I'm sure they're hiding
something else.

But I just find it hard with Inga

because it's always been
a fine line between her and I

with this whole Sam stuff, and her
reasons for not coming to me

in the corner shop was
because she didn't wanna face you

and Bella, cos apparently you guys
are vile and horrible to her.

Bella and I? Nothing to do with you?
It's embarrassing.

It is embarrassing. She's a woman
in her 30s

chasing after her little ex
in a corner shop.

I think something funny went on
that night

and I don't believe that they went
home separately.

I believe they went home together

and it's an easy distraction for
Inga to deflect onto Bella and I.

If they both can sit in front of me
and look me so deep in the eye,

saying nothing happened, then
they're meant for each other.

Pull.

How are you feeling?

It's fucking awkward.
Do people really think that, like,

after everything he put me through
that I would go back there?

Two days after, like,
he broke up with Yas?

That's her style,
it's not my style.

Ah, hello. Hi, Sam.

How are you? Hiya.
Good to see you. How are you?

Don't come too close to me. OK, no.

People might think we've slept
with each other. No.

No we haven't.
My ears are burning. Why's that?

Lot of Sam and Inga chat.
Yeah. Yeah.

It's got quite a nice ring to it,
I must say. Sam!

Are you not fuelling these rumours
as well by talking like that?

But... It's not my fault.
Like, if you're being cheeky,

and you're not shutting it down,
of course people...

I have been shutting it down.

Because Maeva's just come up
to me and been like... Oh, no.

"You and Sam, you and Sam, you might
be sleeping with each other."

Really? Yeah.

No...not today.

Sam! Well, no, not at all,
not at all.

Ah, Ruby. Oh, my God!

The busy bee's here.

Cosy. I recommend the best place
to hide is aisle four.

Have you rehearsed that puppy?
Fucking hell.

I just found it a bit bizarre that
you're blaming running across

the King's Road on me and Bella
for being vile humans.

I said I didn't wanna see you
because you are always horrible

to me and you always have picked
on me.

I feel like that's just always
the deflection.

It's not a deflection.
I feel like the only reason

you are saying that is cos you got
caught. You've always had a problem
with me.

If it wasn't so much of a secret,
you wouldn't have run away.

You were darting down
the King's Road, both of you.

I did have a few beers and I was
a bit like, "This is
probably not the best thing,"

so I did just kind of run off.
And I kind of regret it now.

But like look at what it's been made
into. Like, everyone's now like...

Apparently you're spreading rumours
saying that we shagged.

I've not gone round saying
you've shagged.

I do believe you both went home
together,

as do loads of other people.
Obviously, me and Inga had

a very turbulent back end
of our relationship.

We did break up and it was extremely
nasty with one another.

Do you not think it's nice that
we are on good terms

instead of nasty terms for us both?

I think going for a drink 24 hours
after you and Yas breaking up

doesn't look good, and I don't think
it's sensitive, no.

OK. I don't think it's nice
so I'm gonna go.

It's hard enough having everyone
talk about you when it's the truth

but when it's something
that people have kind of made up

and spoken about and gossiped about,
it's even worse.

What I can't wait for,
and you'll be interested in,

dressing Beau in his first
tweed suit.

Oh, yeah, I like that.
I think now is the perfect time.

And Lauren is walking over here
right now. Good luck.

Good luck. Thank you.
Bon chance.

Hello, boys.

The lady of the hour.
My favourite boys, how are you guys?

Good, how are you?
We were not just talking about you.

Were you not? No.
Your ears were burning.

Must've been a boring convo, then.
Mmm. Yeah.

Did you...? We were just discussing
this dynamic, Lauren.

Mmm. Mmm. Fun little.
You're in a power position, Lauren.

Are you guys not used to that?

No, I am, but just not usually
with a friend.

Yeah.

You looking forward
to our date...next?

Um, so I just feel like, after
last night,

I just don't think we're gonna be
romantically compatible. OK.

You know, I just feel like it was
a little bit sloppy, for my liking.

I did get a bit drunk. A little bit
touchy with other people

in the club. Oh, really?

Yeah. Do you not remember holding
someone's finger

right in front of me? He kissed
another girl on the forehead.

Yeah, I guess so.

I mean, fair. That's... Yeah.
I'm sorry, I didn't even realise...

Yeah. ..that was the case.
Well, I appreciate the apology.

Yeah. And you can literally do what
you want.

It's just I don't have to like it.
I get that and I think, you know,

it's equally hard, this dynamic,

when I was kind of enjoying where
things were going with you,

and so you can imagine that's
quite... But I feel like, if you're
trying to pursue me,

then you should pursue me,
cos that's what you want, you know?

I mean, that's why I've gone out
the way to take you out

and do things with you but...
I know.

Well, there you go.

So, actually, Tristan,
you can call me, OK?

OK. Bye.

Wowsers.

I think too many tequilas
that night.

Mmm. I had a fun evening,
and then that.

Fuck. That's a real fuck-up, mate.

Pull.

APPLAUSE

What we had was incredibly special,

and hanging out with you does mean
a lot to me,

and I think it's probably resurfaced

a lot of feelings that I once had
for you.

And, um, I just don't think
they're ever gonna go away.

They will.

They will? Of course they will.

Are all your feelings gone?

I'm not in love with you,
and I don't...

I'm not in love with you.

I know that, like, we would never,
ever in a million years...

Kiss again?

..work...or kiss again. I agree.

But...
That'd be a terrible move.

It really would be.

Or quite delicious.

But, anyway,
I think the other night was...

It felt just nice to be able
to talk to you.

And I feel like we're not being
fully truthful on a few things.

I think people find it hard

to believe that we both strutted
to the Tube.

I think we shouldn't be ashamed
of anything that we did that night.

We were just honest... It's not
about being ashamed about it.

I'm not ashamed about it,

because I feel like we have every
right to talk.

It's just you get what people are
gonna say.

Yeah, I get what people are
gonna say.

But I think we should be honest
about the fact we did talk further.

What, you've grown a conscience
all of a sudden, have you?

It's all in the hips.
Sorry. It's all in the hips!

Go on, Freddy.

THEY ALL GASP

Oh, my God. Ohh!
How have you done that?

That is the best worst shot
I've ever seen.

Let's get a drink, shall we?

Thank you.

You're the most PDA non-couple
I've ever seen in my life.

He was helping me get the ball in
the hole, and I'm talking in golf.

FREDDY CHUCKLES

Um, yeah, I ship you guys.

Oh... I actually do as well.

I mean I've only just met everyone
but you guys, you banter so much.

Mmm. Gotta up your game, Freddy.
Temps is actually quite funny.

Is he making a good first
impression? Second impression?

No... Third impression.

It's a shame about the job.
Yeah. I'd say.

You like the working man?

I do like a working man.

Well, I'm not the man for that.

So wait, hang on, what's happening
with the job now? So I quit.

Feel quite bad for Verity,
but it just has to happen.

Right, Freddy, you're 20 years old,
you need to start from the bottom.

I've started from the bottom, that's
what I'm saying!

Where was your bottom?
As in...

Where did you start?

My bottom... The way he was so...

Please don't say "your bottom" any
more,

cos I don't wanna think about it.

Hospitality, I've done it,
don't wanna do it again.

I felt like it was a step back.
Do you know what I think,

I think it's for the best,
honestly, I do.

Thank you. Perfect.

Thank you, so needed.

Ah... Yeah. How are you?

I am very, very well.

Good. How are you? How was
the shooting yesterday.

I saw on socials it looked like
a fun day out.

A fun day out?
Shit show from start to finish.

No! Um, I've actually asked Sam
if he'd like to come

and have a drink with me
off the back of yesterday.

It just got... What, now? Yeah, now.

Just feels like Inga
and Sam are lying and, you know,

they won't admit
to anything that's happened.

Did they sleep together? Well,
she's saying that nothing happened.

Did they stay in the same bed?
No, she says they walked to

the Tube station after they'd
seen us

and they both went their separate
ways. But Sam has said to Yas...

Yeah. ..that he stayed at his mate's
in Canary Wharf that night.

Yeah. And Inga has said to Yas that
Sam stayed at his mum's.

Oh. The stories don't line up.

So it's like, at least if you're
gonna have a story, stick to it.

Yeah. You do know they're lying.
No, no, I'm aware...

They'll take it to the grave.

I'm pretty sure, actually, I could
get the information.

Don't you think Yas deserves
the information. Yeah.

And I think we should get to
the bottom of it.

Do you mind if I stay? No, I would
love you to stay.

Please stay. I need...
May need a bigger drink.

Yeah. No, no, maybe we do.

About time we had
a bit of privacy, I think.

So how was your flatmate
last night?

How was my flatmate? He was, uh...

We were in very different moods,
put it that way.

No-one likes to see their mate
getting pied.

But... There it is.

But sometimes.

Secretly, obviously, I'm happy,
you know? Yeah.

I hope this means you and I...

I don't think it needs to be
a secret, though. No, secret to him,

but I'm gonna make you very aware
of it.

I have booked a lovely house
by the Lakes this weekend.

Did you? With some friends.
Yeah. And I would love you to come.

Oh, my gosh, that's so fun. Yeah?
Thank you for the invite.

Sounds beautiful. Of course.
I'll definitely come.

Now this is all kind
of, like, parked... Yeah.

..we can just get to know each
other.

No pressure, obviously.
It's fresh it's fun.

No pressure, Tristan,
but I'm focused on you now.

Are you? Don't mess it up.
I don't think so.

I wasn't expecting that.

Fucking hell, you are such a rocket.

Refill? Yeah, I need a top-up.
Yeah? Let's go. Let's go.

I've never been offered
a drink by you, ever, Freddy,

and I paid for your entire summer.

Yeah, how about paying
the bank of Bentley and Temps back

before buying girls drinks?

Um, how are you, actually,
after yesterday?

I mean, like,
do you find it awkward?

Yeah, I feel so awkward, yeah.

If I'm honest, it was ridiculously
uncomfortable for me.

I dunno, it's a hard one,

because we both know what Tristan's
like.

I just don't feel like I am being
who I am

when I'm in those group situations.

So, ultimately, you're not getting
the person that you like. Yeah.

I also just don't like how much
power he's got over how I feel.

Even Rez was like,
"Keep your distance."

I just don't like
the two-faced-ness of everybody.

What do you wanna do?

Cos I don't want you
to feel like this.

The way... Look, say this
was to not go any further,

who's gonna be happy at
the end of it?

Tristan's still gonna be pissed off
with me because what I've done.

He's never gonna trust me, we're not
gonna go back to being friends.

I'm not gonna be happy
because I'm not with you,

and I do really see something there
with you. Yeah.

And ultimately, you'll be unhappy

cos we haven't got
this going on any more.

Like, the damage is done now.

Yeah.

Cos I'm potentially not
worth it, really.

You're definitely worth it.
SHE LAUGHS

Temps and Liv. Ah! I kind of think
like, "Who would've ever thought?"

But now that I've seen them together
I'm like...

They were meant for each other.
Yeah.

And it's just cute.
It is cute, yeah.

Ah, the bodyguard's here.
Oh, the man-child is here.

Hey. I'm surprised the nipple's
not out. Huh? Again. There you go.

Yeah, lovely. Good for you, mate.
How's the new relationship?

Very well, yeah, good.
Lasted longer than ten minutes.

More than you, mate.
Are you enjoying this?

No, I've just heard that,
you know, you were laughing

and having a little moment
with your ex,

which I thought you didn't like
any more and...

Yeah, well, you know,
we go way back.

Yeah. And how does Yas feel
about that?

I'm not 100% sure.
I'm sure it's not great.

It's funny.
Do you know what's interesting, Sam?

What's funny?
Is that you find this funny.

I'm not laughing. No, no, look at
you. You're having a little smirk.

It's like... I find you funny.
I find you funny.

You come on here thinking... I find
you really funny.

This whole situation
is really funny to you.

Also, what about the lies
about, apparently,

you staying in Canary Wharf at your
mate's house or your mum's house?

Which one was it? Then told...
Why does it matter to you?

The truth to Yas,
Yas is crying today.

She deserves to know the truth.
She's my best mate.

I'm picking up the pieces,
you're not. I get that. So is he.

I get that. We both are, which is
why you're here. OK.

I believe you spent the night
with one another.

We didn't spend the night
with one another.

I believe you stayed at that flat
with her.

OK, we did go for a few drinks
after the Tube, yeah.

So there's more and more.

Anyone can think what they want.
It's sad that...

But why would they not think that
when you've already lied

about not walking to the Tube
and going for drinks?

I get it, I get it. It's now coming
out, something else has come out.

And tomorrow, something else will
come out. I get it.

Watch this space. I...
OK, fantastic.

Screams guilt, screams guilt,
that's what it does.

These lies,
they pile on top of you.

It must be stressful being you
right now.

You know what, Sam?
It's time to own up

and be honest with yourself
for once in your fucking life.

This weekend is all about
good vibes. Cheers.

ALL: Cheers!

What in the...? Hello.

You must be exhausted from
all your lying.

Me and Inga did spend the night
with each other.

And you slept together.
No, we didn't sleep together.

You're going out with my best mate
and treated her like shit.

The feelings I have with Inga
are completely undeniable.

I thought I was ready to move on,
but I'm not ready for that.

There we go. I think what you've
done to Tristan isn't respectful.

But you did it to Miles with Maeva.

I knew Maeva was gonna be that
woman for the rest of my life.

I even cut my friendship with Miles
before I started getting with her.

You didn't warn me!
Why would I warn you that

I fancied your fucking
ex-girlfriend? Exactly.

Despite what happened between
us and Sam...

I wish she'd never left, really.

In hindsight, did I make the
right choice? Probably not. No.

How do you think that comes across?

You come across so shady.
I don't understand

why you're getting so upset by it.
I'm embarrassed for you.

He's only got eyes for me. I'm
not interested in Tristan. Sure.

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