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Well, there are lots
of exciting options,
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but I like sex on the beach.
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but I like sex on the beach.
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Is that vodka based, or...
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Oh, we're talking about drinks.
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Oh, we're talking about drinks.
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It'd be a port and lemon for me.
Bitter top.
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You said it, mate.
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You said it, mate.
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What if it was puddle water
mixed with river water?
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What if it was puddle water
mixed with river water?
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It's still not a cocktail,
Robin.
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-It's all I've ever drunk.
-PAT: Right.
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-It's all I've ever drunk.
-PAT: Right.
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And seeing as
Mary doesn't partake...
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'Tis devil's juice.
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'Tis devil's juice.
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...that just about wraps up
our inaugural Cocktail Society.
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...that just about wraps up
our inaugural Cocktail Society.
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-Cock Soc?
-No.
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We're not calling it that name.
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When I was fuck duct
as CO of...
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Those aren't real words.
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Those aren't real words.
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...it was the highlight
of our week
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-on a Friday night.
-(WOMAN SINGING)
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-on a Friday night.
-(WOMAN SINGING)
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♪♪ What a day it is ♪♪
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Is that me?
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Is that me?
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Good morning, good morning!
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(SCATTING TUNE)
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(SCATTING TUNE)
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Oh, Kitty,
what pretty hair you have today.
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Oh, Kitty,
what pretty hair you have today.
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And Robin,
looking very sprightly.
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And a lovely smile, as always,
from my dearest Pat-a-Cake.
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And a lovely smile, as always,
from my dearest Pat-a-Cake.
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(GASPS) Huh?
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What just happened?
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What just happened?
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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-Unknown pages seven and nine.
-ALISON: Okay.
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Hmm. Nice.
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The scent. Rosewood?
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The scent. Rosewood?
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That's my granola.
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-Hmm.
-ALISON: Okay.
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-Hmm.
-ALISON: Okay.
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MAN: Marvellous.
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Well, your driveway is now
officially your driveway.
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Well, your driveway is now
officially your driveway.
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Sorry again.
This really should have
come up in our searches.
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Sorry again.
This really should have
come up in our searches.
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-Ah, these things happen.
-To us.
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Hopefully, we won't find
any more skeletons in the, uh...
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Hopefully, we won't find
any more skeletons in the, uh...
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-Basement.
-...closet.
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-Closet?
-Mm-hmm.
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-Closet?
-Mm-hmm.
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ALISON: Well,
we should get going.
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My sister's coming over.
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Uh, sis... Sister?
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I didn't think you had a sister.
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Oh, yeah.
No, recent development.
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Yeah. Erm, long-lost sister.
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Yeah. Erm, long-lost sister.
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Well, actually, half-sister.
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-And which half
or on which side?
-My dad's.
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-And which half
or on which side?
-My dad's.
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Older, younger?
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Uh, older.
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Uh, older.
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Oh, dear!
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Oh, dear, dear,
dear, dear, dear!
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Oh, dear, dear,
dear, dear, dear!
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Uh, is there...
is there a problem?
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Well, she may have
a claim to the estate,
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Well, she may have
a claim to the estate,
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so either you'd have
to buy her out
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which you don't have
the money for
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or sell the house
and split the proceeds.
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or sell the house
and split the proceeds.
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Admittedly, that's
the worst-case scenarios,
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but it's a very
serious situation.
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but it's a very
serious situation.
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I mean... So what can we do?
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I mean... So what can we do?
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Well, first things first,
you need to confirm
her identity.
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A birth certificate, at least,
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A birth certificate, at least,
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-if not a DNA test.
-A DNA test?
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Uh, you're not serious.
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Uh, you're not serious.
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I'm always serious.
Ask my wife.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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I know Fanny better
than any of you.
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She does have
a lighter side in her.
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She does have
a lighter side in her.
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Not that light.
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No, something's up.
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Perhaps she's unwell.
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Perhaps she's unwell.
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She's dead, Kitty.
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There you are then.
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Perhaps she has been possessed.
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Perhaps she has been possessed.
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(SCOFFS) There's no such thing
as possession.
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(SCOFFS) There's no such thing
as possession.
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Well, there's no such thing
as ghosts, but...
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(ALL ARGUING)
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MIKE: Well, can we just drop it
in conversationally?
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Oh, yeah. "Oh, hi, Lucy.
Nice weather.
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Oh, yeah. "Oh, hi, Lucy.
Nice weather.
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-"Can I test your DNA?"
-(LAUGHS)
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Look, she might not even
want the house.
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Look, she might not even
want the house.
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He did say that was just
worst-case scenario.
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He knows he screwed up
the driveway thing,
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He knows he screwed up
the driveway thing,
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so he's just being
super cautious, right.
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Anyway, we'll get back to work.
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Anyway, we'll get back to work.
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Hey, look at me.
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Hey, look at me.
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I've got the kind of work that
people have gotta get back to.
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-Mm.
-I'm really proud as a person.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Don't know whether to be
proud or depressed.
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Don't know whether to be
proud or depressed.
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Ah, Alison.
I couldn't help but overhear...
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-Oh, you heard.
-...something about Lucy.
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-Oh, you heard.
-...something about Lucy.
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A test.
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(SIGHS) Yeah. I just, er,
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(SIGHS) Yeah. I just, er,
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I've to sort of confirm
she is who she says she is.
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I've to sort of confirm
she is who she says she is.
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You mean like a spy?
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-No, that's... That's not...
-Now, I happen to have
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-No, that's... That's not...
-Now, I happen to have
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a very particular set of skills
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-when it comes to rooting out
bad apples.
-Yeah.
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-when it comes to rooting out
bad apples.
-Yeah.
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If someone wanted,
someone could conduct
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If someone wanted,
someone could conduct
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some covert surveillance
on a certain someone
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if someone didn't want to get
their hands dirty,
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if someone didn't want to get
their hands dirty,
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if you know what I mean.
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I don't want you
to spy on my sister,
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if that's what you mean.
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if that's what you mean.
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So you don't want me
to spy on her. Jolly good.
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No, no, no, really.
Captain, I really...
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No, no, no, really.
Captain, I really...
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-I really don't want you
to spy on her.
-What?
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-I really don't want you
to spy on her.
-What?
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I don't... I'm just...
I'm just gonna talk to her
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and, you know,
ask for some clarity
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and, you know,
ask for some clarity
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and, er, some ID (SIGHS)
and a DNA swab,
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and then just ruin
our relationship before
we've even...
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and then just ruin
our relationship before
we've even...
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Okay, actually,
do you know what?
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Maybe a little
light surveillance
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Maybe a little
light surveillance
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wouldn't be the worst idea.
Okay, do it.
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Do you mean,
do it as in "don't do it,"
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Do you mean,
do it as in "don't do it,"
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or do it as in, "do it"?
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-Do it.
-So... Don't.
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-Do it.
-So... Don't.
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-No, do.
-Yes.
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Do.
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Do.
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Er, all right.
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-Did, erm... Don't?
-Jolly good. All right.
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-Did, erm... Don't?
-Jolly good. All right.
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-Sorry. Is that actual don't...
-How did we win the war?
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-Sorry. Is that actual don't...
-How did we win the war?
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All right, young lady.
All right.
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I'll make it simple for you.
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I'll make it simple for you.
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If you want to green light
this mission,
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say, "Eiderdown."
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-Eiderdown. Oh.
-(SHUSHES)
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-Eiderdown. Oh.
-(SHUSHES)
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For God's sake.
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-All right.
-Mm.
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We'll soon find out
if she's a German.
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We'll soon find out
if she's a German.
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I mean, she is
who she says she is.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Good luck.
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-Thank you?
-Mm.
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Right. Let's get in
amongst them.
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Right. Let's get in
amongst them.
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Stop it!
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(LAUGHS) Well, I'm bored.
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(LAUGHS) Well, I'm bored.
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I miss the office, the banter,
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the secretaries,
whirr of the faxes.
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the secretaries,
whirr of the faxes.
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The secretary's photocopier.
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The secretary's photocopier.
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The secretaries
on the photocopier. (LAUGHS)
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Oh.
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Oh.
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-Here!
-Right.
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Do you know
what a line manager is?
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Do you know
what a line manager is?
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Because mine's very serious.
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-Yeah, I'm sure that you find
this stuff hilarious.
-What's up with him?
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-Yeah, I'm sure that you find
this stuff hilarious.
-What's up with him?
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Ah, he's just being a square.
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He's having a square meal.
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He's having a square meal.
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And he's off to a square dance
in Trafalgar Square.
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So please, just begone.
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So please, just begone.
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Huh.
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(EXHALES)
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(TYPING)
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-Oh, my!
-(SHOUTS EXCITEDLY) Like bum!
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-Oh, my!
-(SHOUTS EXCITEDLY) Like bum!
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Yes, exactly like bum.
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Just stop it, all right?
Or I'm telling Alison.
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Just stop it, all right?
Or I'm telling Alison.
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-BOTH: Ooh!
-Thank you.
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Ooh.
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(CLICKS)
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(CLICKS)
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-No!
-(BOTH LAUGH)
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No, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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-That's sent, that's sent.
-Yeah!
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(CAR APPROACHING)
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(CAR APPROACHING)
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Oh, joy, the other one.
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Oh, joy, the other one.
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Kitty.
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To think my head was turned
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To think my head was turned
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-by such a pale imitation
of perfection.
-ALISON: Mm.
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So nice she's back.
When is she leaving?
250
00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:38,160
So nice she's back.
When is she leaving?
251
00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:39,519
She's staying the night.
252
00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,680
-A sleepover?
-Mm-hm.
253
00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,680
-A sleepover?
-Mm-hm.
254
00:06:42,079 --> 00:06:44,959
-Which I'm fine about, actually.
-Yeah.
255
00:06:42,079 --> 00:06:44,959
-Which I'm fine about, actually.
-Yeah.
256
00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:45,839
Not jealous at all.
257
00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,040
The opposite of jealous.
258
00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,040
The opposite of jealous.
259
00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,639
If anything, I'm happy.
260
00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:53,160
And if you see me crying,
it's because I'm so happy.
261
00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:53,160
And if you see me crying,
it's because I'm so happy.
262
00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:54,959
(SOBBING)
263
00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:58,199
I'm gonna kill him.
264
00:06:58,279 --> 00:06:59,439
I'm gonna resurrect him
and I'm gonna kill him.
265
00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:00,920
-ALISON: Robin.
-It wasn't me.
266
00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:00,920
-ALISON: Robin.
-It wasn't me.
267
00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,879
So I'm typing an email, right?
To my boss,
268
00:07:02,959 --> 00:07:04,399
and, oh, Mr. Funny Fingers
269
00:07:02,959 --> 00:07:04,399
and, oh, Mr. Funny Fingers
270
00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:05,480
starts messing
with the keyboard,
271
00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:08,040
changing words to rude words.
272
00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:08,040
changing words to rude words.
273
00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:11,399
Made "annual" review
"anal" review.
274
00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,720
-Like bum.
-(BOTH LAUGH)
275
00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,720
-Like bum.
-(BOTH LAUGH)
276
00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,879
(ALISON CHUCKLES)
277
00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,360
Yes. No, that...
That's not funny
278
00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,920
at the end of the day.
I mean, you can't.
279
00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,920
at the end of the day.
I mean, you can't.
280
00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,399
-You really can't.
-I asked him to stop.
281
00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:23,800
I begged him.
282
00:07:23,879 --> 00:07:25,920
And what does he do?
Puts a kiss on it.
283
00:07:23,879 --> 00:07:25,920
And what does he do?
Puts a kiss on it.
284
00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,120
-"Best wishes, Michael. Kiss."
-Mwah.
285
00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,120
-"Best wishes, Michael. Kiss."
-Mwah.
286
00:07:28,199 --> 00:07:29,639
And we do not have that
kind of relationship at all.
287
00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:33,240
Okay. Yeah, he really
shouldn't have done that,
288
00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:33,240
Okay. Yeah, he really
shouldn't have done that,
289
00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:34,519
(SIGHS) but I doubt they'll
even notice.
290
00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,360
Well, she better not.
Or I'll...
291
00:07:35,439 --> 00:07:37,160
You'll what, mate?
292
00:07:35,439 --> 00:07:37,160
You'll what, mate?
293
00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:38,439
-What are you gonna do?
-(GROWLS IN FRUSTRATION)
294
00:07:38,519 --> 00:07:39,079
Oh, it's so hard
to threaten dead people!
295
00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,079
-Toodle-oo!
-ROBIN: Yeah, keep walking.
296
00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,079
-(LAUGHS)
-Was funny.
297
00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,079
-(LAUGHS)
-Was funny.
298
00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,920
-Really funny.
-It's given me a stitch.
(LAUGHS)
299
00:07:50,199 --> 00:07:51,879
-Hey. How are you?
-Hello. It's so, so, lovely...
300
00:07:51,959 --> 00:07:53,879
-Sorry. Sorry.
-Oh.
301
00:07:51,959 --> 00:07:53,879
-Sorry. Sorry.
-Oh.
302
00:07:53,959 --> 00:07:55,560
-Sorry.
-(BOTH CHUCKLE AWKWARDLY)
303
00:07:55,639 --> 00:07:57,160
Ah, I feel nothing.
304
00:07:55,639 --> 00:07:57,160
Ah, I feel nothing.
305
00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,319
Less than nothing.
306
00:07:59,399 --> 00:08:01,120
Oh, I thought you were only
coming for only one night.
307
00:07:59,399 --> 00:08:01,120
Oh, I thought you were only
coming for only one night.
308
00:08:01,199 --> 00:08:02,680
Oh, yeah. I always overpack.
309
00:08:02,759 --> 00:08:05,079
Dressing gown, slippers,
couple of books.
310
00:08:02,759 --> 00:08:05,079
Dressing gown, slippers,
couple of books.
311
00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,319
What are you reading?
312
00:08:06,399 --> 00:08:07,600
-Just some poetry.
-All right.
313
00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,480
Love looks not with the eyes,
but with the mind.
314
00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,480
Love looks not with the eyes,
but with the mind.
315
00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:15,920
And therefore is winged Cupid
painted blind.
316
00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,759
Thomas, if you could just
dial down the flirting
317
00:08:17,839 --> 00:08:19,360
while my sister's here please,
because it's...
318
00:08:20,759 --> 00:08:21,680
Thomas?
319
00:08:22,839 --> 00:08:25,160
-Huh.
-Hmm.
320
00:08:22,839 --> 00:08:25,160
-Huh.
-Hmm.
321
00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,600
And if you just go through,
we're heading up the stairs
to the blue room.
322
00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:30,000
Oh, and I brought this for you.
323
00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:30,000
Oh, and I brought this for you.
324
00:08:30,079 --> 00:08:32,679
-Well, for us.
-Ah Sancerre
325
00:08:30,079 --> 00:08:32,679
-Well, for us.
-Ah Sancerre
326
00:08:32,759 --> 00:08:34,840
A woman of taste.
Flinty.
327
00:08:36,039 --> 00:08:37,879
MARY: I know the voice speaks.
328
00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,799
I'm telling to you,
Fanny be bedevilled.
329
00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,799
I'm telling to you,
Fanny be bedevilled.
330
00:08:40,879 --> 00:08:43,320
I saw her head make turns
a full circle.
331
00:08:43,399 --> 00:08:44,759
Really?
332
00:08:43,399 --> 00:08:44,759
Really?
333
00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:48,240
Well, no, but she did that
and she did that.
334
00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:48,240
Well, no, but she did that
and she did that.
335
00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,360
So how long
till they meet in the middle?
336
00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,279
-Normally, we just pick
the nicest lady for it.
-(SNEEZES)
337
00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,279
-Normally, we just pick
the nicest lady for it.
-(SNEEZES)
338
00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:53,679
Bless you.
339
00:08:53,759 --> 00:08:55,480
What a charming young lady.
So polite.
340
00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:57,320
-Oh, her you like.
-Sorry?
341
00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:57,320
-Oh, her you like.
-Sorry?
342
00:08:57,399 --> 00:09:00,919
Er, I heard you like to do...
343
00:08:57,399 --> 00:09:00,919
Er, I heard you like to do...
344
00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,039
Do you... Do you like
to travel? Er, is...
345
00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,399
-Erm, when I can.
-Yeah.
346
00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,559
-I just got back from Berlin.
-Okay.
347
00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,559
-I just got back from Berlin.
-Okay.
348
00:09:08,639 --> 00:09:10,399
-I knew it. She's German.
-I did a bit of house hunting.
349
00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:13,919
Oh no, we're not doing that,
are we? Carry on.
350
00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:13,919
Oh no, we're not doing that,
are we? Carry on.
351
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,720
But a demon wouldn't
make her act happy, Mary.
352
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,720
But a demon wouldn't
make her act happy, Mary.
353
00:09:16,799 --> 00:09:18,240
They're not jolly things,
demons.
354
00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:21,320
Oh I don't know, vice
decadent fornication.
355
00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:21,320
Oh I don't know, vice
decadent fornication.
356
00:09:21,399 --> 00:09:23,840
Nice work if you can get it.
357
00:09:23,919 --> 00:09:26,440
-Be gone, foul demon!
-(FANNY GASPS)
358
00:09:23,919 --> 00:09:26,440
-Be gone, foul demon!
-(FANNY GASPS)
359
00:09:26,519 --> 00:09:30,320
Mary, you gave me a start.
Oh, you are a card.
360
00:09:26,519 --> 00:09:30,320
Mary, you gave me a start.
Oh, you are a card.
361
00:09:30,399 --> 00:09:31,960
Right, something's up.
362
00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:34,159
I'm gonna find out
exactly what it is, young lady.
363
00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,639
-Old lady. Lady.
-FANNY: Patrick.
364
00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,639
-Old lady. Lady.
-FANNY: Patrick.
365
00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:38,720
I'm afraid I have no idea
to what you might be...
366
00:09:38,799 --> 00:09:40,960
MARY: Be not fooled!
367
00:09:38,799 --> 00:09:40,960
MARY: Be not fooled!
368
00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:42,600
She being the throne
of some chucklesome imp.
369
00:09:42,679 --> 00:09:46,559
I'm quite sure there's been
no change to my out...
370
00:09:42,679 --> 00:09:46,559
I'm quite sure there's been
no change to my out...
371
00:09:46,639 --> 00:09:48,519
Aha!
372
00:09:46,639 --> 00:09:48,519
Aha!
373
00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,240
I recognise that glint
in your eye.
374
00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,720
I've seen it many times,
in mirrors.
375
00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:54,799
You're having an affair.
376
00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:54,799
You're having an affair.
377
00:09:54,879 --> 00:09:56,840
(CACKLES) I am not!
378
00:09:54,879 --> 00:09:56,840
(CACKLES) I am not!
379
00:09:56,919 --> 00:09:58,919
How dare you... (STUTTERING)
380
00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:00,919
Oh.
381
00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:00,919
Oh.
382
00:10:02,679 --> 00:10:04,320
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
383
00:10:02,679 --> 00:10:04,320
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
384
00:10:04,399 --> 00:10:06,120
(SING-SONG)
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
385
00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,159
Hang on, hang on.
386
00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,399
Well, she ghost, huh?
387
00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,960
So she could only, erm,
(KISSING)
388
00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,960
So she could only, erm,
(KISSING)
389
00:10:13,039 --> 00:10:16,000
with other ghost, yeah?
390
00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:20,000
Which means whoever she
(KISSING) with
391
00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:24,320
must be someone in this room.
392
00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:24,320
must be someone in this room.
393
00:10:24,919 --> 00:10:25,879
(ALL GASP)
394
00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:28,000
Well, the Captain.
395
00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:31,200
Someone in this room.
396
00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:33,799
Ever get lost in here?
397
00:10:33,879 --> 00:10:35,879
Well, no, I mean,
you get used to...
398
00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,080
Yeah. Yes, actually.
Yeah, yeah, all the time.
399
00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,080
Yeah. Yes, actually.
Yeah, yeah, all the time.
400
00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:39,759
It's awful. It's actually
too big, if anything.
401
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,559
There's so much space.
402
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,559
There's so much space.
403
00:10:42,639 --> 00:10:45,919
Yet also quite small,
weirdly, once you're in.
404
00:10:42,639 --> 00:10:45,919
Yet also quite small,
weirdly, once you're in.
405
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,399
It's sort of one of those places
better to visit then to...
406
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,399
Well, anyway, you're...
You're in here.
407
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,399
Well, anyway, you're...
You're in here.
408
00:10:50,279 --> 00:10:51,440
Oh, my...
409
00:10:51,519 --> 00:10:54,639
-Wow.
-Well, it's a bit bleh.
410
00:10:51,519 --> 00:10:54,639
-Wow.
-Well, it's a bit bleh.
411
00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:55,879
I'll let you get settled in.
412
00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,120
I'll see you downstairs in 10?
413
00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,120
I'll see you downstairs in 10?
414
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,919
-Great.
-Okay. All right.
415
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,720
-Oh, my God.
-(EXCLAIMS)
416
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,720
-Oh, my God.
-(EXCLAIMS)
417
00:11:00,799 --> 00:11:03,080
Excellent. Square room.
One exit.
418
00:11:03,159 --> 00:11:04,480
I'll keep her on night watch.
419
00:11:03,159 --> 00:11:04,480
I'll keep her on night watch.
420
00:11:04,559 --> 00:11:06,799
Fingers crossed
for a little pillow talk.
421
00:11:06,879 --> 00:11:07,960
(WHISPERING) Well no,
cause she's on the row
422
00:11:08,039 --> 00:11:09,000
so there won't be
any pillow talk.
423
00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:09,159
So?
424
00:11:11,159 --> 00:11:13,200
You do know what pillow talk is?
425
00:11:11,159 --> 00:11:13,200
You do know what pillow talk is?
426
00:11:13,279 --> 00:11:15,120
(SCOFFS) Talking to your pillow.
427
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,480
Who talks to their pillow?
428
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,480
Who talks to their pillow?
429
00:11:18,799 --> 00:11:20,600
Yes. Yes.
430
00:11:18,799 --> 00:11:20,600
Yes. Yes.
431
00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,919
I mean... I mean, who on earth
would do something like that?
432
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,360
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
433
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,360
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
434
00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:25,440
-(CLEARS THROAT)
-Mm.
435
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,360
Er... Uh-huh.
436
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,360
Er... Uh-huh.
437
00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:28,240
(TYPING)
438
00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:30,799
(MESSAGE NOTIFICATION TONE)
439
00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,639
(INHALES SHARPLY)
440
00:11:39,159 --> 00:11:40,440
(EXHALES)
441
00:11:40,519 --> 00:11:42,639
Doesn't mention the kiss.
No thanks to you.
442
00:11:43,679 --> 00:11:44,480
Could've been Mikey No Job.
443
00:11:44,559 --> 00:11:45,919
Then what besides...
444
00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,440
No, no, no, no, no,
445
00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,440
No, no, no, no, no,
446
00:11:48,519 --> 00:11:49,879
no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
447
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,000
Two kisses. That's a kiss
more than my kiss.
448
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,000
Two kisses. That's a kiss
more than my kiss.
449
00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,120
What does that mean?
Do I reply with three kisses?
450
00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,919
I can't do no kisses
after two kisses.
451
00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,919
I can't do no kisses
after two kisses.
452
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,559
If I reply with three,
does she reply with four?
453
00:11:57,639 --> 00:11:59,480
Where does this end?
You see what you've done?
454
00:11:57,639 --> 00:11:59,480
Where does this end?
You see what you've done?
455
00:11:59,559 --> 00:12:03,240
Huh? You see,
your actions have consequences.
456
00:11:59,559 --> 00:12:03,240
Huh? You see,
your actions have consequences.
457
00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,759
Yeah, you walk around this house
touching stuff, pushing stuff.
458
00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,600
Fanny Button, how dare you!
459
00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,600
Fanny Button, how dare you!
460
00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:10,600
I mean, I've had my dalliances,
hasn't everyone?
461
00:12:10,679 --> 00:12:12,960
Even I draw the line somewhere.
(SNORTS)
462
00:12:10,679 --> 00:12:12,960
Even I draw the line somewhere.
(SNORTS)
463
00:12:13,039 --> 00:12:15,120
I think the lady doth
protest too much,
464
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,279
Oh, no, there. Those who say
man who point finger...
465
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:20,000
PAT: Me? I've never even
thought about it.
466
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:20,000
PAT: Me? I've never even
thought about it.
467
00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,320
Well, I did have one dream,
468
00:12:22,399 --> 00:12:25,240
but in my defence,
she had your head.
469
00:12:22,399 --> 00:12:25,240
but in my defence,
she had your head.
470
00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:26,440
-What?
-Okay.
471
00:12:26,519 --> 00:12:28,039
What about Thomas?
472
00:12:26,519 --> 00:12:28,039
What about Thomas?
473
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,240
-ROBIN: Oh.
-Where is he all of a sudden?
474
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,600
-Yeah.
-(MUMBLING)
475
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,600
-Yeah.
-(MUMBLING)
476
00:12:31,679 --> 00:12:32,720
He's only got eyes for Alison.
477
00:12:32,799 --> 00:12:35,360
No, no, no, no, no.
478
00:12:32,799 --> 00:12:35,360
No, no, no, no, no.
479
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:36,919
-(INDISTINCT ARGUING)
-Huh?
480
00:12:38,559 --> 00:12:39,759
(GASPS)
481
00:12:38,559 --> 00:12:39,759
(GASPS)
482
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,039
(ARGUING CONTINUES)
483
00:12:45,919 --> 00:12:47,200
Did you miss me?
484
00:12:45,919 --> 00:12:47,200
Did you miss me?
485
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,919
(FANNY GIGGLING)
486
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:56,159
(COOING)
487
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:56,159
(COOING)
488
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,919
JULIAN: It's not me.
No way Jose.
489
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:58,960
Could be him. Could be the ape.
490
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:00,159
The ape?
491
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:00,159
The ape?
492
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:04,200
Not a demon.
It be no demon!
493
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:04,200
Not a demon.
It be no demon!
494
00:13:04,279 --> 00:13:05,639
-What?
-I did see Fanny
495
00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:06,679
locked in a tryst.
496
00:13:06,759 --> 00:13:07,679
She have herself a boy cock.
497
00:13:06,759 --> 00:13:07,679
She have herself a boy cock.
498
00:13:07,759 --> 00:13:09,799
A fancy man.
499
00:13:09,879 --> 00:13:11,360
-ROBIN: Ooh!
-Ah, told you!
500
00:13:09,879 --> 00:13:11,360
-ROBIN: Ooh!
-Ah, told you!
501
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:12,480
Well, who is it?
502
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,960
It be...
503
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,039
Humphrey.
504
00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,159
ALL: Huh?
505
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:18,960
No, it's not.
506
00:13:19,039 --> 00:13:20,120
Not that bit...
507
00:13:19,039 --> 00:13:20,120
Not that bit...
508
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,840
Huh?
509
00:13:22,919 --> 00:13:24,759
-ALL: Huh?
-(GROANS IN DISGUST)
510
00:13:22,919 --> 00:13:24,759
-ALL: Huh?
-(GROANS IN DISGUST)
511
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,960
-You see.
-(ALL GASP)
512
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,960
-You see.
-(ALL GASP)
513
00:13:28,039 --> 00:13:30,240
-Mm.
-It's complicated.
514
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:31,080
You're telling me?
515
00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:35,559
(SIGHS)
516
00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:35,559
(SIGHS)
517
00:13:35,639 --> 00:13:36,919
Ah, changing for dinner?
518
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,399
Well, yeah, I'm trying to,
519
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,559
but, Thomas,
we've spoken about this, okay?
520
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,559
but, Thomas,
we've spoken about this, okay?
521
00:13:40,639 --> 00:13:41,639
-You can't be in here
when I'm trying to...
-Nice to make an effort
522
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,639
(SOFTLY) when one has guests.
523
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,639
(SOFTLY) when one has guests.
524
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,559
Is she not around, Lucy? Hmm?
525
00:13:46,639 --> 00:13:47,600
Oh, no, no.
526
00:13:46,639 --> 00:13:47,600
Oh, no, no.
527
00:13:47,679 --> 00:13:49,720
I put her in the blue room.
528
00:13:49,799 --> 00:13:51,519
Now if you don't mind.
I'm actually trying to
get ready for my evening.
529
00:13:49,799 --> 00:13:51,519
Now if you don't mind.
I'm actually trying to
get ready for my evening.
530
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,519
So...
531
00:13:53,679 --> 00:13:54,679
Thomas?
532
00:13:55,639 --> 00:13:57,360
Hmm.
533
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,159
Look, I appreciate it.
534
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,919
-Maybe a little unorthodox.
-HUMPHREY: Unorthodox?
535
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,919
-Maybe a little unorthodox.
-HUMPHREY: Unorthodox?
536
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,639
It's not like you're courting
my brother or something.
That's me!
537
00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,120
PAT: Okay, okay, okay.
Let's not lose our heads.
538
00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,120
PAT: Okay, okay, okay.
Let's not lose our heads.
539
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,440
-No offence.
-(MEN CHUCKLE)
540
00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:16,960
Fanny, is it not possible
that you feel so drawn
541
00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:16,960
Fanny, is it not possible
that you feel so drawn
542
00:14:17,039 --> 00:14:19,960
to that bit of Humphrey
543
00:14:17,039 --> 00:14:19,960
to that bit of Humphrey
544
00:14:20,039 --> 00:14:22,960
because he doesn't argue with,
judge or upset you?
545
00:14:23,039 --> 00:14:24,759
What, with him
not having a head.
546
00:14:23,039 --> 00:14:24,759
What, with him
not having a head.
547
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,080
-He's got a head.
-Yeah.
548
00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:27,279
Look, you can think
what you like.
549
00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:27,279
Look, you can think
what you like.
550
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,320
I know how I feel.
551
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,360
I am in love
with some of this man,
552
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,360
I am in love
with some of this man,
553
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,039
and I don't care who knows it.
554
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:34,200
Good for you, girl,
555
00:14:38,759 --> 00:14:40,480
(MOBILE PHONE VIBRATING)
556
00:14:38,759 --> 00:14:40,480
(MOBILE PHONE VIBRATING)
557
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,240
(DRUM ROLL)
558
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,039
Hmm, interesting.
559
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,039
Hmm, interesting.
560
00:14:52,039 --> 00:14:52,919
Most interesting.
561
00:14:54,399 --> 00:14:56,279
-(DRUM ROLL)
-Oh!
562
00:14:54,399 --> 00:14:56,279
-(DRUM ROLL)
-Oh!
563
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,519
(MUFFLED) Very interesting.
564
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,240
(SIGHS)
565
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,279
(TYPING)
566
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,279
(TYPING)
567
00:15:06,559 --> 00:15:08,480
You know what?
Honesty is the best policy.
568
00:15:06,559 --> 00:15:08,480
You know what?
Honesty is the best policy.
569
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,600
(SNICKERS) No, no.
570
00:15:10,679 --> 00:15:14,679
Policy and honesty.
Two very different things, mate.
571
00:15:10,679 --> 00:15:14,679
Policy and honesty.
Two very different things, mate.
572
00:15:14,759 --> 00:15:15,720
MIKE: Kisses.
573
00:15:14,759 --> 00:15:15,720
MIKE: Kisses.
574
00:15:17,879 --> 00:15:22,559
Just to clear up any confusion,
575
00:15:17,879 --> 00:15:22,559
Just to clear up any confusion,
576
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:28,080
I want you to know
there was a typo
577
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:28,080
I want you to know
there was a typo
578
00:15:28,159 --> 00:15:29,679
in my previous email.
579
00:15:29,759 --> 00:15:33,600
Huh. I want you...
580
00:15:29,759 --> 00:15:33,600
Huh. I want you...
581
00:15:33,679 --> 00:15:36,879
Eh! (LAUGHS)
582
00:15:33,679 --> 00:15:36,879
Eh! (LAUGHS)
583
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,039
You son of a...
584
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,840
-(GRUNTS)
-That's fun.
585
00:15:40,919 --> 00:15:42,559
(SING-SONG) That's fun.
It's fun, it's fun, it's fun.
586
00:15:42,639 --> 00:15:43,879
-(GROWLS)
-Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
587
00:15:42,639 --> 00:15:43,879
-(GROWLS)
-Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
588
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,399
Just a cheeky bit of fun.
589
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,120
It's office japes.
590
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,960
-Wait till she reads that.
-(EMAIL NOTIFICATION)
591
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:53,639
(MIKE EXHALES NERVOUSLY)
592
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:53,639
(MIKE EXHALES NERVOUSLY)
593
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:57,159
"This is a wholly inappropriate
594
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:57,159
"This is a wholly inappropriate
595
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,679
"use of
corporate communications.
596
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,679
"use of
corporate communications.
597
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,200
"This is now a matter that
we will need to discuss
598
00:16:01,279 --> 00:16:02,519
-"in person."
-"In person."
599
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,919
Great.
600
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,919
Great.
601
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:05,799
You got me fired.
I'm gonna get fired.
602
00:16:05,879 --> 00:16:07,840
You happy now? Hmm?
603
00:16:05,879 --> 00:16:07,840
You happy now? Hmm?
604
00:16:07,919 --> 00:16:09,200
I'm gonna get fired.
605
00:16:09,279 --> 00:16:10,879
-Fired for that?
-(GRUNTS)
606
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,919
God, whatever next.
607
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,919
God, whatever next.
608
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000
-No bottom patting.
-(GROWLING)
609
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,600
(SCOFFS) Honestly.
610
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,360
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
611
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,360
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
612
00:16:45,039 --> 00:16:46,399
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)
613
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,360
(GASPS)
614
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,360
(GASPS)
615
00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:06,920
(BLOWS AIR)
616
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,240
Keeps happening.
617
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,240
Keeps happening.
618
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,240
Keeps happening.
619
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:12,279
LUCY: It's a sort of cafe
cum art space, I suppose.
620
00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:13,640
Well that's the plan anyway.
621
00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:13,640
Well that's the plan anyway.
622
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:16,640
Coffee and paint,
but not in the same cup.
623
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:16,640
Coffee and paint,
but not in the same cup.
624
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:19,400
(LAUGHS) Same cup.
625
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:22,519
That's, that's a really
great idea. Yeah.
626
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:22,519
That's, that's a really
great idea. Yeah.
627
00:17:22,599 --> 00:17:24,440
And perfect location.
628
00:17:22,599 --> 00:17:24,440
And perfect location.
629
00:17:24,519 --> 00:17:27,200
Were you... were you born
near there or...
630
00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:29,359
Oh, no. No, heavens, no.
(CHUCKLES)
631
00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:29,359
Oh, no. No, heavens, no.
(CHUCKLES)
632
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,319
And, I mean,
it's just a small space.
633
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,319
And, I mean,
it's just a small space.
634
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,599
I mean, compared to this.
635
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,079
-This is...
-No it's not really.
636
00:17:36,839 --> 00:17:38,160
Are you kidding?
637
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,759
Just look at the size
of that cooker.
638
00:17:39,839 --> 00:17:43,119
It's too hot or it's too cold.
It's unreliable.
639
00:17:39,839 --> 00:17:43,119
It's too hot or it's too cold.
It's unreliable.
640
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,000
And it's unsafe, probably.
641
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,000
And it's unsafe, probably.
642
00:17:45,079 --> 00:17:46,359
It's homely, though, isn't it?
643
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,839
It's like a real fire.
644
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:48,680
I like a real fire.
645
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:48,680
I like a real fire.
646
00:17:48,759 --> 00:17:51,119
Oh, she's hot.
647
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:51,680
And sensitive.
648
00:17:51,759 --> 00:17:53,839
Oh, yes.
649
00:17:51,759 --> 00:17:53,839
Oh, yes.
650
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,880
Look at her
with her perfect hair
651
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,839
and her shiny teeth.
652
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,839
and her shiny teeth.
653
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,240
And her flawless skin.
654
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,559
I far prefer you.
655
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:06,759
-Yeah. Cheers.
-Mm.
656
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,480
HUMPHREY: If you'd have told me
400 years ago
657
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,480
HUMPHREY: If you'd have told me
400 years ago
658
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,359
that one day I'd be watching
my decapitated body
659
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,920
having an affair
with a 60-year-old dead woman,
660
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,920
having an affair
with a 60-year-old dead woman,
661
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,039
I'd have said you were mad.
662
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,880
And that would be
fair enough, mate.
663
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,920
She does look happy, though.
664
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,920
She does look happy, though.
665
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,880
I've not seen Fanny like it.
666
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,400
She's right.
667
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,400
She's right.
668
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,680
I mean,
call me an old romantic,
669
00:18:31,759 --> 00:18:33,000
but is it not possible that
670
00:18:31,759 --> 00:18:33,000
but is it not possible that
671
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:34,880
there could be
something in this?
672
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,400
Are you having a laugh?
673
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,039
I'm just saying, mate,
you know,
674
00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:39,359
some part of you,
675
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,279
well, most of you
proportionally speaking,
676
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,279
well, most of you
proportionally speaking,
677
00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:44,640
feels quite content
with the situation.
678
00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:44,640
feels quite content
with the situation.
679
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,000
And likes it or not,
680
00:18:47,079 --> 00:18:49,440
it'd be that bit
which have the heart.
681
00:18:47,079 --> 00:18:49,440
it'd be that bit
which have the heart.
682
00:18:53,559 --> 00:18:55,480
LUCY: I never really knew
where I was with him.
683
00:18:55,559 --> 00:18:56,839
He's a damn fool.
684
00:18:55,559 --> 00:18:56,839
He's a damn fool.
685
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,160
Probably put myself
back out there.
686
00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:58,799
Not getting any younger?
687
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,960
Ah, no.
688
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,960
Ah, no.
689
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:02,279
Well, I mean, you're only...
690
00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:04,319
-Twenty-one?
-A hundred and eight?
691
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,440
What year were you born?
692
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,440
What year were you born?
693
00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:07,920
Dang, it's depressing.
694
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,599
I still feel like I'm 25.
695
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,599
I still feel like I'm 25.
696
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,160
Whereas of course,
in fact, you are...
697
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,200
I'm holding up okay,
I suppose.
698
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,200
I'm holding up okay,
I suppose.
699
00:19:13,279 --> 00:19:15,920
-I've got Dad's skin.
-Yeah.
700
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,279
-Looks like we both did.
-(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
701
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,279
-Looks like we both did.
-(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
702
00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:21,119
(HOARSELY) Alison.
(CLEARS THROAT)
703
00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:21,119
(HOARSELY) Alison.
(CLEARS THROAT)
704
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,920
Eiderdown debrief. Corridor.
Quick as you like.
705
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,279
I just...
I gotta nip to the loo. Yeah.
706
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,279
I just...
I gotta nip to the loo. Yeah.
707
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,640
I kept my dad's skin.
708
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,640
I kept my dad's skin.
709
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,440
So here is briefing, Day 1.
710
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,440
So here is briefing, Day 1.
711
00:19:36,519 --> 00:19:38,039
The time is, erm...
712
00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:40,279
Right, don't have a watch.
Do you have the time?
713
00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:41,920
-I... Okay.
-It doesn't matter.
714
00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:41,920
-I... Okay.
-It doesn't matter.
715
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,799
Present Alison Cooper
and Captain...
716
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,119
-Great. Just great.
-What is it?
717
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,119
-Great. Just great.
-What is it?
718
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,279
It's my boss.
She's here to fire me.
719
00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:50,680
-What? Not because of...
-Yep.
720
00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:50,680
-What? Not because of...
-Yep.
721
00:19:50,759 --> 00:19:52,119
Forget what I said earlier.
722
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,599
Worst-case scenario,
that's what will happen.
723
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,599
Worst-case scenario,
that's what will happen.
724
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:54,799
-Every time.
-JULIAN: Oh, come along then.
725
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,640
ROBIN: I said no pushy.
726
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,640
ROBIN: I said no pushy.
727
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,000
-Going.
-JULIAN: Don't mind me.
728
00:19:59,079 --> 00:20:00,240
Just borrowing that.
729
00:20:00,319 --> 00:20:01,680
(INDISTINCT)
730
00:20:00,319 --> 00:20:01,680
(INDISTINCT)
731
00:20:01,759 --> 00:20:03,079
Right. Do you want
this briefing or not?
732
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,319
Er, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do.
733
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,559
-Yeah. What did you find?
-Right.
734
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,559
-Yeah. What did you find?
-Right.
735
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,559
Well, for starters,
I discovered that
736
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,559
Well, for starters,
I discovered that
737
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,240
she carries,
secreted about her person,
738
00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:11,759
a field telephone.
739
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,079
Do you mean a mobile?
740
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,880
Precisely. But that's not all.
741
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,279
She has this bag.
742
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,279
She has this bag.
743
00:20:17,359 --> 00:20:19,200
Within that bag
is a smaller bag,
744
00:20:19,279 --> 00:20:21,400
and within that bag,
a bag smaller still
745
00:20:19,279 --> 00:20:21,400
and within that bag,
a bag smaller still
746
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,039
that contains
a stick of lipstick stick,
747
00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:24,920
a tiny mirror and a comb.
748
00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:24,920
a tiny mirror and a comb.
749
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,799
(SIGHS) Okay,
just to save us both
a lot of time,
750
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,200
erm, is the gist of this that
you didn't find out anything
751
00:20:28,279 --> 00:20:30,839
about her of any
consequence whatsoever.
752
00:20:28,279 --> 00:20:30,839
about her of any
consequence whatsoever.
753
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,039
(SCOFFS) Well, you wouldn't
put it quite like that
754
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,039
(SCOFFS) Well, you wouldn't
put it quite like that
755
00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:34,279
in the intelligence community,
but, er, well...
756
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:36,319
Great. Great. Great.
Thank you.
757
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,519
Thank you so much
for your help.
758
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,519
Thank you so much
for your help.
759
00:20:37,599 --> 00:20:39,119
-You're very welcome.
-Yeah.
760
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,400
Ah!
761
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:41,759
I see what you're doing.
762
00:20:41,839 --> 00:20:43,279
Yeah, very clever.
763
00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:45,160
I don't appreciate
that tone, Alison.
764
00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:45,160
I don't appreciate
that tone, Alison.
765
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,359
Look, if I didn't find anything,
766
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,640
then there wasn't
anything to find.
767
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,640
then there wasn't
anything to find.
768
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:51,279
I can assure you,
nothing gets past me.
769
00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:53,160
Throughout the entirety
of my military career,
770
00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:53,160
Throughout the entirety
of my military career,
771
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,960
not a single spy
ever infiltrated my unit.
772
00:20:56,039 --> 00:20:57,599
Or loads did
and you just never found them.
773
00:20:56,039 --> 00:20:57,599
Or loads did
and you just never found them.
774
00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:58,880
Right. Okay, okay.
775
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,519
So looks like it's all up to me.
776
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,519
So looks like it's all up to me.
777
00:21:00,599 --> 00:21:01,599
Well, I'm just gonna
have to come out and ask her.
778
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:02,079
How the hell am I gonna do this?
779
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,000
-Jacqui.
-Michael.
780
00:21:08,079 --> 00:21:10,279
Now, before you say anything,
can I firstly just apologize?
781
00:21:08,079 --> 00:21:10,279
Now, before you say anything,
can I firstly just apologize?
782
00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:12,400
-I don't mean...
-Michael, stop talking.
783
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,680
I feel the same way.
784
00:21:15,759 --> 00:21:16,759
-What?
-Come on.
785
00:21:15,759 --> 00:21:16,759
-What?
-Come on.
786
00:21:16,839 --> 00:21:18,000
No time like the present.
787
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,880
Right, the thing is, Lucy,
is that
788
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:27,200
I need to know if you...
789
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:27,200
I need to know if you...
790
00:21:28,759 --> 00:21:30,519
...like tea.
791
00:21:30,599 --> 00:21:32,519
(STUTTERS)
Would you like some tea?
792
00:21:30,599 --> 00:21:32,519
(STUTTERS)
Would you like some tea?
793
00:21:32,599 --> 00:21:34,319
-Because I've got a range.
-Erm, yeah,
794
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,079
-if you're making one.
-Right, that's it.
795
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,440
Enough petty
fussing around, pussy.
796
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,440
Enough petty
fussing around, pussy.
797
00:21:38,519 --> 00:21:40,240
-It's time for you
to come clean, young lady.
-The thing is,
798
00:21:40,319 --> 00:21:41,759
-it's, well, it's...
-Time to blow cover.
799
00:21:40,319 --> 00:21:41,759
-it's, well, it's...
-Time to blow cover.
800
00:21:41,839 --> 00:21:43,079
-If I could...
-I'll be coming from the cold.
801
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,839
-The real question is...
-Are you okay?
802
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,839
-The real question is...
-Are you okay?
803
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,359
-(EXHALES) Yeah.
-(SPEAKING GERMAN)
804
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,920
ALISON: Er, I'm just...
805
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,400
(IN ENGLISH)
And feel free to answer
806
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,480
-in your native tongue.
-I just need to...
807
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,480
-in your native tongue.
-I just need to...
808
00:21:52,559 --> 00:21:53,759
KITTY: You tell her, Captain.
809
00:21:53,839 --> 00:21:55,319
She's not welcome here.
810
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,079
How dare you insult
this gentlewoman!
811
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,079
How dare you insult
this gentlewoman!
812
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,920
-Just one second.
-THOMAS: No, no, I disagree.
813
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,920
(ALL ARGUING INDISTINCTLY)
814
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,920
(ALL ARGUING INDISTINCTLY)
815
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,079
It's more of like
a legal question.
816
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,240
-More than these...
-Alison, what's going on?
817
00:22:04,319 --> 00:22:07,039
-(ARGUING CONTINUES)
-Er...
818
00:22:04,319 --> 00:22:07,039
-(ARGUING CONTINUES)
-Er...
819
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:08,960
No, no, I just thought
I could just print them out,
820
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:08,960
No, no, I just thought
I could just print them out,
821
00:22:09,039 --> 00:22:10,440
and then I won't have to
send them through.
822
00:22:10,519 --> 00:22:11,880
Michael.
823
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:13,920
Mike, that can wait.
824
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,400
I think we should talk about us.
825
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,640
No.
826
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,640
No.
827
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,440
Well, yes, actually, I think
there's been some confusion,
828
00:22:23,519 --> 00:22:25,119
so I just want to be
absolutely clear.
829
00:22:23,519 --> 00:22:25,119
so I just want to be
absolutely clear.
830
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,039
-Erm...
-(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
831
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:27,960
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
832
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,279
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
833
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,279
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
834
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:36,519
You've made yourself
quite clear.
835
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:36,519
You've made yourself
quite clear.
836
00:22:36,599 --> 00:22:37,559
(CHUCKLES)
837
00:22:38,599 --> 00:22:40,480
(ARGUING CONTINUES)
838
00:22:38,599 --> 00:22:40,480
(ARGUING CONTINUES)
839
00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:41,359
-All right!
-(ARGUING STOPS)
840
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,799
(SMACKS LIPS)
841
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,799
(SMACKS LIPS)
842
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,079
The thing is,
843
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,240
so my solicitor has asked me,
844
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,240
so my solicitor has asked me,
845
00:22:50,319 --> 00:22:55,640
advised me
to confirm your identity
846
00:22:50,319 --> 00:22:55,640
advised me
to confirm your identity
847
00:22:55,720 --> 00:23:01,359
and any, well, intentions,
er, with regards to...
848
00:22:55,720 --> 00:23:01,359
and any, well, intentions,
er, with regards to...
849
00:22:55,720 --> 00:23:01,359
and any, well, intentions,
er, with regards to...
850
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:05,799
Well, like, in terms
of inheritance on the house.
851
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:05,799
Well, like, in terms
of inheritance on the house.
852
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,880
What? I...
I don't want your house.
853
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,880
What? I...
I don't want your house.
854
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,799
What...
How could you think that?
855
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:15,000
I... I don't want
anything from you.
856
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:15,000
I... I don't want
anything from you.
857
00:23:15,079 --> 00:23:19,599
I found out I had a sister
and I wanted that.
858
00:23:15,079 --> 00:23:19,599
I found out I had a sister
and I wanted that.
859
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,920
And I thought that
you might want that.
860
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,920
And I thought that
you might want that.
861
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,559
No, I do. I just...
862
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,000
You know what? I think
I was better off on my own.
863
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,000
You know what? I think
I was better off on my own.
864
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,119
No, Lucy, wait. I...
865
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,160
Lucy.
866
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,160
Lucy.
867
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,920
Oh, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
868
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,839
Your hand... I... I'm married.
869
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,839
Your hand... I... I'm married.
870
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,240
Ooh, that's fine. So am I.
871
00:23:36,319 --> 00:23:37,519
No, no, no. I'm...
I'm happily married.
872
00:23:36,319 --> 00:23:37,519
No, no, no. I'm...
I'm happily married.
873
00:23:37,599 --> 00:23:40,160
This was all
just a misunderstanding.
874
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,680
Those emails, they were typos.
875
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,680
Those emails, they were typos.
876
00:23:41,759 --> 00:23:43,880
I've got this annoying,
erm, keyboard,
877
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,039
and it cut out that line
and it added the "X."
878
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,039
and it cut out that line
and it added the "X."
879
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:47,720
And this is really...
It's not what I meant.
880
00:23:49,599 --> 00:23:50,599
Really.
881
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,920
Not again.
882
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,920
Not again.
883
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,759
I'm sorry. I thought
you were coming here to fire me.
884
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,039
-I could fire you.
-What?
885
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:00,519
God, I said that out loud.
No, no, no, no,
of course I wouldn't fire you.
886
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:00,519
God, I said that out loud.
No, no, no, no,
of course I wouldn't fire you.
887
00:24:00,599 --> 00:24:02,680
Not after I do it. Do...
Not that I did.
888
00:24:02,759 --> 00:24:04,920
Don't tell HR.
889
00:24:02,759 --> 00:24:04,920
Don't tell HR.
890
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,480
Well, that took a turn.
891
00:24:06,559 --> 00:24:07,960
Hang on, surely it's me
that would...
892
00:24:08,039 --> 00:24:09,720
Okay, okay, okay.
893
00:24:08,039 --> 00:24:09,720
Okay, okay, okay.
894
00:24:09,799 --> 00:24:10,880
If you promise to keep this
strictly between ourselves,
895
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:12,039
Here's what I can do for you.
896
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,599
I'm really sorry again.
897
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,599
I'm really sorry again.
898
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,680
Yeah. You said.
899
00:24:18,759 --> 00:24:20,279
Are you sure
that you won't stay?
900
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:21,880
Because we barely had pudding.
901
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:21,880
Because we barely had pudding.
902
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,000
-Just stay. Pray stay.
-LUCY: I think it's better
903
00:24:24,079 --> 00:24:26,079
-if I just clear my head a bit.
-Byron?
904
00:24:24,079 --> 00:24:26,079
-if I just clear my head a bit.
-Byron?
905
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,119
-Take some time, you know?
-Ugh!
906
00:24:27,839 --> 00:24:29,680
No, let her go.
907
00:24:27,839 --> 00:24:29,680
No, let her go.
908
00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:32,480
I'm better off without her.
No taste, no class.
909
00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:32,480
I'm better off without her.
No taste, no class.
910
00:24:34,759 --> 00:24:35,920
Are you wearing lipstick?
911
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:36,920
(SIGHS)
912
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:36,920
(SIGHS)
913
00:24:39,039 --> 00:24:41,640
Well, I mean,
if you're sure, then...
914
00:24:39,039 --> 00:24:41,640
Well, I mean,
if you're sure, then...
915
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:42,920
-Are you sure?
-I'm sure.
916
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:43,039
Sure, sure?
917
00:24:50,839 --> 00:24:52,440
Call me.
918
00:24:50,839 --> 00:24:52,440
Call me.
919
00:24:52,519 --> 00:24:53,920
I think you rather snafued
the mission there, Alison.
920
00:24:55,079 --> 00:24:56,920
Well, thanks and sorry.
921
00:24:55,079 --> 00:24:56,920
Well, thanks and sorry.
922
00:24:58,640 --> 00:24:59,880
Fired?
923
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:01,200
Promoted.
924
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:01,200
Promoted.
925
00:25:01,279 --> 00:25:02,839
-What?
-Long story.
926
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,319
(ALISON CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
927
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,599
I thought she was staying.
928
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,599
I thought she was staying.
929
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:06,640
Long story.
930
00:25:07,519 --> 00:25:09,960
Is it damson red?
931
00:25:07,519 --> 00:25:09,960
Is it damson red?
932
00:25:10,039 --> 00:25:11,759
-Yeah, yeah, it is. Yeah.
-Beautiful.
933
00:25:11,839 --> 00:25:12,920
Well, thanks.
934
00:25:11,839 --> 00:25:12,920
Well, thanks.
935
00:25:15,839 --> 00:25:18,400
Like two crimson rivers
936
00:25:15,839 --> 00:25:18,400
Like two crimson rivers
937
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,200
-curling into a turf of delta.
-ALISON: Oh, God.
938
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,200
-curling into a turf of delta.
-ALISON: Oh, God.
939
00:25:21,279 --> 00:25:23,359
(FANNY GIGGLING)
940
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,279
PAT: Knock, knock.
941
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,480
-Only me.
-And me.
942
00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:29,519
Er, look, Top of Humphrey,
943
00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:29,519
Er, look, Top of Humphrey,
944
00:25:29,599 --> 00:25:31,079
I know you don't approve of...
945
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,079
Please, just let me speak.
946
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,079
Please, just let me speak.
947
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,640
Well, I can't pretend all this
didn't take me by surprise.
948
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,640
Well, I can't pretend all this
didn't take me by surprise.
949
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,839
But what I do know about love?
950
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,839
But what I do know about love?
951
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,119
My marriage ended with me
getting me head
chopped off, so...
952
00:25:43,519 --> 00:25:48,440
If some part of me
likes some part of you,
953
00:25:43,519 --> 00:25:48,440
If some part of me
likes some part of you,
954
00:25:43,519 --> 00:25:48,440
If some part of me
likes some part of you,
955
00:25:48,519 --> 00:25:51,440
then couldn't we all
just give this a chance?
956
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,119
Oh, dear.
957
00:26:06,279 --> 00:26:08,599
I don't know
where we go from here.
958
00:26:06,279 --> 00:26:08,599
I don't know
where we go from here.
959
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,000
If it's one thing I do know
is that love...
960
00:26:11,079 --> 00:26:12,960
-No. No, no.
-Why?
961
00:26:11,079 --> 00:26:12,960
-No. No, no.
-Why?
962
00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:14,480
That's ruined it for me.
963
00:26:14,559 --> 00:26:16,160
Oh, and I don't know
what I ever saw in him.
964
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,160
And to think I was... Oh!
965
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,160
And to think I was... Oh!
966
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,680
That... Oh, out of my way!
967
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,400
She's back.
968
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,799
Well,
969
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,759
I guess it's just you and me...
(GROANS)
970
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,759
I guess it's just you and me...
(GROANS)
971
00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:29,079
(GRUNTS)
972
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:31,640
Fair enough.
973
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,920
CAPTAIN: Interesting day.
974
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000
It's so easy to make
assumptions about people
975
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000
It's so easy to make
assumptions about people
976
00:26:37,079 --> 00:26:38,160
and then you find, well,
977
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,599
you don't really
know them at all.
978
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,599
you don't really
know them at all.
979
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,640
Half the time
we don't even ourselves.
980
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:47,680
But I suppose that
we all have our little secrets.
981
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:47,680
But I suppose that
we all have our little secrets.
982
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,799
Well, good night, old thing.
983
00:26:52,519 --> 00:26:54,200
(KISSES) Mm.
984
00:26:55,759 --> 00:26:56,759
(EXHALES)
985
00:26:55,759 --> 00:26:56,759
(EXHALES)
986
00:26:56,839 --> 00:26:58,759
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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