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CAPTAIN: Now, the hare
hops around the tree.
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ALISON: Now, the hare
hops around the tree.
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ALISON: Now, the hare
hops around the tree.
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And then she is startled.
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-She jumps into the hole.
-And then she jumps
into the hole.
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Uh, put smoking hole weight
with spiel.
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Uh, put smoking hole weight
with spiel.
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Put smoke in that...
No, sorry. No, that's not...
(CLICKS TONGUE) No.
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Put smoke in that...
No, sorry. No, that's not...
(CLICKS TONGUE) No.
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-Uh, I'm just gonna do
a school knot.
-Not a proper knot, mate.
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-Uh, I'm just gonna do
a school knot.
-Not a proper knot, mate.
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He's stressed.
Don't be stressed.
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Let's go back
to the gooseberry farm.
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Let's go back
to the gooseberry farm.
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-Oh, you went there
when I left?
-Mmm-hmm.
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Just think of the gatehouse.
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-I'm very proud of you.
-Hmm.
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-I'm very proud of you.
-Hmm.
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-Okay?
-Oh.
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PAT: I remember my first day
at the bank.
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Terrible tummy ache.
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Yes. My first day as CO,
I must admit,
I had some butterflies.
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Yes. My first day as CO,
I must admit,
I had some butterflies.
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First time hunt mammoth,
me be breaking it.
(CHUCKLES)
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First time hunt mammoth,
me be breaking it.
(CHUCKLES)
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-CAPTAIN: What about
you, Julian?
-Me? Well...
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-CAPTAIN: What about
you, Julian?
-Me? Well...
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Can't say I've ever suffered
from first day nerves.
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-ALISON: Are you sure?
-Hmm. That's how we used
to do it in school.
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-ALISON: Are you sure?
-Hmm. That's how we used
to do it in school.
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-Oh, yes. What about school?
-Harrow?
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Nah, like a second home.
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Nah, like a second home.
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Well, third home.
We had a second home.
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Well, third home.
We had a second home.
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Fourth, if you count the one
in Provence.
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University and so on.
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University and so on.
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Uh, same boys, really.
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Surely the first day
in Parliament.
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Again, same boys, really.
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Again, same boys, really.
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So, you're saying
you've never been
in a situation
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So, you're saying
you've never been
in a situation
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-where you felt
out of your depth?
-No.
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Not that I can recall.
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Hmm. (CHUCKLES)
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Hmm. (CHUCKLES)
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WOMAN 1: Is everybody...
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WOMAN 2: (SOBBING) Oh, God. No.
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WOMAN 3: You thinkhe's had a heart attack?
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WOMAN 4: No, he isn't.
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PARAMEDIC:
Patient is unresponsive.
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PARAMEDIC:
Patient is unresponsive.
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-Clear.
-(AED POWERING UP)
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Terminating CPR.
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Terminating CPR.
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-(WOMAN WEEPING)
-JULIAN: Huh?
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(VOICE ECHOES) Lindsey?
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(VOICE ECHOES) Lindsey?
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-Lindsey?
-(WEEPING)
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What the hell is going on?
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-They can't hear you.
-(GASPS)
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-They can't hear you.
-(GASPS)
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What? (GASPS)
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Oh, no. (GASPS)
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Oh, no. (GASPS)
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Oh, dear.
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Oh, dear.
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(LAUGHING) New guy!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Alison, if I may.
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Since Michael is at work today,
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I wondered if you might like
to accompany me for a turn
about the grounds.
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Actually I can't because...
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Actually I can't because...
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KITTY: Alison is spending
the day with me today, Thomas.
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-Dancing. She promised.
-I did, actually.
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-Dancing. She promised.
-I did, actually.
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I said we could make up
a dance routine,
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like I did with my friends
at school.
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like I did with my friends
at school.
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-Mad.
-Well, I can help you
devise your piece.
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Provide an outside eye.
Constructive criticism.
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Provide an outside eye.
Constructive criticism.
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-Thomas, I don't...
-It's no trouble at all.
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-No, I don't think...
-Shush, now. No, no, no.
Come on.
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-ALISON: Ugh.
-THOMAS: Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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-Knock 'em dead.
-Isn't he leaving?
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-Knock 'em dead.
-Isn't he leaving?
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No, He's working
from home, online.
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-Hmm.
-Working from home?
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-Hmm.
-Fascinating.
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-Hmm.
-Fascinating.
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You're gonna be great.
Okay? (KISSES)
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JULIAN: Hello.
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I invented that look.
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-KITTY: Come on, Alison.
Let's start straight away.
-Okay.
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-I was thinking that
we could grow the seed...
-MARY: Alison? Alison?
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-into a flower.
-Alison?
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-into a flower.
-Alison?
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There are women on television,
talking about all sorts.
Giving opinions freely.
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There are women on television,
talking about all sorts.
Giving opinions freely.
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Loose Women, Mary.
Awful program.
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Loose Women, Mary.
Awful program.
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Yeah, it's loose women's...
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Me like Christine Lampard.
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Me like Christine Lampard.
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MARY: I do fear
for them, Alison.
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If the menfolk catch them
so wantonly expressing
theirselves...
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If the menfolk catch them
so wantonly expressing
theirselves...
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-The loud one.
-Coleen Nolan.
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-The loud one.
-Coleen Nolan.
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-Oh, she will be
docked for sure.
-Hmm.
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-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
-Oh.
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-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
-Oh.
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-(SCOFFS)
-It's probably just a parcel.
I'll be one sec.
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-Okay,
-KITTY: Oh...
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-Okay,
-KITTY: Oh...
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You want to play chess?
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Ah, (EXHALES) Not today, Robin.
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Ah, (EXHALES) Not today, Robin.
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Then I will play with myself.
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Then I will play with myself.
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-Hi.
-Hello?
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-Hi.
-Hello?
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Can I help you?
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Uh, yeah.
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Yeah. Um,
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-so you're Alison,
aren't you?
-Yes.
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-so you're Alison,
aren't you?
-Yes.
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Well, my name's Lucy.
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And uh... (SPUTTERING)
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Probably gonna come as a shock.
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Oh, God, um...
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I'm just gonna say it.
I think I'm your half-sister.
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WOMAN: Hi, everyone.
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-ALL: Hi.
-Hi.
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-ALL: Hi.
-Hi.
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Looking very smart, Mike.
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Loving the tie.
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Loving the tie.
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Won't take too muchof your time beforeyou get cracking.
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All the stuff we went throughin the induction meeting,there are no quotas.
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All the stuff we went throughin the induction meeting,there are no quotas.
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We're not a factory.You are not machines.
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We're not a factory.You are not machines.
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-Okay? We said that.Keep the numbers up.
-MAN: Yeah.
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Stick to the script
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Stick to the script
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-and don't ask open questions.
-MAN: Got that.
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Your job is to sign them up,not to hear their life story.
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Your job is to sign them up,not to hear their life story.
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Excellent briefing.
She's right, Michael.
Quick in and out.
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Like Special Forces.
Yeah, carry on.
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Like Special Forces.
Yeah, carry on.
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I sometimes listen inand you can talk to mein the chat window.
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I sometimes listen inand you can talk to mein the chat window.
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But please keep it to business.
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But please keep it to business.
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Oh.
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CAPTAIN: Tongue sticking out.
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CAPTAIN: Tongue sticking out.
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-No, no, no.
-WOMAN: Does anybodyhave any last questions?
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LUCY: Just a summer thing,
I guess.
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I don't think it lasted long.
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I don't think it lasted long.
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I don't like her.
Her eyes are too far apart,
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and she smells and she hit me.
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and she smells and she hit me.
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She can't.
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Well, she wanted to.
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Well, she wanted to.
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-She's a baddie.
-LUCY: And she found out
she was pregnant
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and she didn't have
an address for him.
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and she didn't have
an address for him.
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-So, just got on
with it, I suppose.
-(GLASS CLINKING)
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-Do you take sugar?
-LUCY: One, please.
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-Do you take sugar?
-LUCY: One, please.
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-Same as me. (CHUCKLES)
-THOMAS: Gosh.
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So alike, huh?
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LUCY: But yeah,
she tried the phone book.
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LUCY: But yeah,
she tried the phone book.
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-Are you all right, Thomas?
-LUCY: If she had Facebook,
it would have been different.
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ALISON: Tea, one sugar.
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LUCY: That's what she said.
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LUCY: That's what she said.
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Maybe she didn't
want to find him.
Who knows?
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Then when I was 16,
my mom told me all this.
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Then when I was 16,
my mom told me all this.
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I mean chinny reckon.
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She sat me down. She said...
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She sat me down. She said...
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JULIAN: You know,
I had this myself.
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They show up out of the blue
with some story about how
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They show up out of the blue
with some story about how
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you slept with their mother
at the party conference in '74
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and how you should pay off
the student debt.
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and how you should pay off
the student debt.
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Did that really happen?
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Yeah, once or twice.
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Yeah, once or twice.
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LUCY: And then I'm watching
a documentary on TV,
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and you come on
and they show a photo
of you with your parents,
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and you come on
and they show a photo
of you with your parents,
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and it's him.
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Oh, gracious.
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Oh, gracious.
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I just couldn't believe it.
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All these years,
all I've ever had was his name
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All these years,
all I've ever had was his name
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-I mean, where's the evidence?
-and this photo.
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All right.
That seems to be fair.
Yeah. Same bloke.
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All right.
That seems to be fair.
Yeah. Same bloke.
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ALISON: Is this when
he was living in Cornwall?
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ALISON: Is this when
he was living in Cornwall?
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LUCY: Yeah.
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ALISON: Oh, my God.
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ALISON: Oh, my God.
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I'm sorry. I know
it must be a bit of a bombshell.
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KITTY: We're meant to be
having fun today,
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KITTY: We're meant to be
having fun today,
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not listening to boring stories.
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-Oh.
-Leave me alone.
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-Oh.
-Leave me alone.
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-KITTY: Alison.
-No, no, it is.
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KITTY: Hurry up. Huh?
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KITTY: Hurry up. Huh?
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Um, I could do your dance
with you Kitty, if you like.
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It's meant to be with Alison.
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It's meant to be with Alison.
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-Just until she's ready
to take over.
-KITTY: Fine.
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But we still need the music on.
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But we still need the music on.
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PAT: She's got a point, Alison.
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Um...
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Um...
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Do you want to see my photos?
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Oh, my God, I'd love to.
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-ALISON: Follow me.
-LUCY: Great.
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-Whoa.
-Whoa. (CHUCKLING)
That was close.
245
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-Whoa.
-Whoa. (CHUCKLING)
That was close.
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WOMAN: No, the fundraiser...
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WOMAN: No, the fundraiser...
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They took his body away
in an ambulance.
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They took his body away
in an ambulance.
250
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Of course, everyone's gone home.
251
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-Heather? Heather?
-I just have to hope the
the press don't get hold of me.
252
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-Heather? Heather?
-I just have to hope the
the press don't get hold of me.
253
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Something very strange
is happening to me.
254
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(LAUGHS)
255
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(LAUGHS)
256
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Don't worry. You get used to it.
257
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You don't. (LAUGHS)
258
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You don't. (LAUGHS)
259
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(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
260
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(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
261
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-Where be the women?
-MAN ON TV: Several arrestshave been made today.
262
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-Where be the women?
-MAN ON TV: Several arrestshave been made today.
263
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-They've been killed out.
-MAN ON TV: The suspects have
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been remanded in custody today
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and will face trial next month.
266
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and will face trial next month.
267
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-Trial...
-If found guilty,
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they could facelengthy custodial sentences.
269
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they could facelengthy custodial sentences.
270
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Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
271
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Oh, no, a trial. A trial!
272
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Oh, no, a trial. A trial!
273
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Oh, no, a trial. A trial!
274
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(LINE RINGING)
275
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Here we go.
276
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Remember your training.
277
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Remember your training.
278
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Stick to the script.
You'll be fine.
279
00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,759
-MAN: Hello?
-Hi, there.
280
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-MAN: Hello?
-Hi, there.
281
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My name's Mike.
I'm calling on behalf
of Spirited Life Insurance.
282
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-Ugh.
-(LINE DISCONNECTS)
283
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-Ugh.
-(LINE DISCONNECTS)
284
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-Hello?
-What?
285
00:07:41,759 --> 00:07:44,079
Better luck next time.
Chin up. Here we go.
286
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Better luck next time.
Chin up. Here we go.
287
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-Stand by.
-MAN: Hello?
288
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Your connected.
That's a go for Michael.
289
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Your connected.
That's a go for Michael.
290
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Hi there. My name's Mike.
I'm calling on behalf of
Spirited Life Insurance.
291
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-Very good.
-MAN: Oh, I see. Uh, hello.
292
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Hi. Uh, how are you today?
293
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Open question.
294
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Open question.
295
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MAN: Oh, I'm fine.Bit of a bad back.
296
00:07:57,879 --> 00:07:59,600
-But I can't complainat my age.
-Oh.
297
00:07:57,879 --> 00:07:59,600
-But I can't complainat my age.
-Oh.
298
00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,160
That doesn't sound very nice.
299
00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:03,680
Oh, it's agony.I've got painkillers,
300
00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:03,680
Oh, it's agony.I've got painkillers,
301
00:08:03,759 --> 00:08:05,240
but I don't like to take them.
302
00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:08,040
-No?
-Just stick to the script, man.
303
00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:08,040
-No?
-Just stick to the script, man.
304
00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,160
Oh, give him a break.
It's his first day.
305
00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,839
Hardly breaking
the Enigma code,
is it?
306
00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,839
Hardly breaking
the Enigma code,
is it?
307
00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,199
Like you could do better.
308
00:08:13,279 --> 00:08:15,000
Well, I really rather
think I could.
309
00:08:13,279 --> 00:08:15,000
Well, I really rather
think I could.
310
00:08:15,079 --> 00:08:17,560
Actually, Humphrey, I think
I'd be employee of the month.
311
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All right, then, prove it.
I'll be the customer.
312
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All right, then, prove it.
I'll be the customer.
313
00:08:19,959 --> 00:08:21,120
-What?
-Come on. Go on.
314
00:08:21,199 --> 00:08:22,519
Ring-ring.
315
00:08:21,199 --> 00:08:22,519
Ring-ring.
316
00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:23,839
-Ring-ring.
-All right, um...
317
00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,839
Hello? Mr Cheese speaking.
318
00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,079
Right. Right. Hello...
Mr Cheese?
319
00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,079
Right. Right. Hello...
Mr Cheese?
320
00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:31,600
-That's a ridiculous name.
-How dare you insult my name.
Who is this?
321
00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:31,600
-That's a ridiculous name.
-How dare you insult my name.
Who is this?
322
00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,639
No, no, I wasn't
doing the thing just then.
323
00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,399
HUMPHREY: Wasn't doing
what thing?
324
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HUMPHREY: Wasn't doing
what thing?
325
00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,200
Come on. I'm a very busy man.
I've got chickens to feed.
326
00:08:37,279 --> 00:08:38,639
-(CLEARS THROAT) Hello?
-HUMPHREY: Yes.
327
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-(CLEARS THROAT) Hello?
-HUMPHREY: Yes.
328
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I'm calling on behalf of
Spirited Life Insurance.
329
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-HUMPHREY: Hello.
-And uh, I was rather
wondering whether...
330
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-HUMPHREY: Hello.
-And uh, I was rather
wondering whether...
331
00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,679
Sorry, it's a very bad line.
I can hardly hear you.
332
00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,679
Sorry, it's a very bad line.
I can hardly hear you.
333
00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:47,600
-Hello?
-Hello?
334
00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,240
Hello?
335
00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,600
-CAPTAIN: Hello?
-Hello?
336
00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,600
-CAPTAIN: Hello?
-Hello?
337
00:08:50,679 --> 00:08:51,559
-Hello?
-Hello?
338
00:08:51,639 --> 00:08:52,919
-Hello?
-Hello?
339
00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,039
-Hello.
-Yes, I'm calling... Hello?
340
00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,039
-Hello.
-Yes, I'm calling... Hello?
341
00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,799
This is Graham Cheese.
I'm afraid I can't get
342
00:08:56,879 --> 00:08:58,919
to the phone at the moment,
343
00:08:56,879 --> 00:08:58,919
to the phone at the moment,
344
00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,799
but if you leave a message,
I'll get back to you
as soon as I can.
345
00:09:00,879 --> 00:09:03,279
-Hello?
-HUMPHREY: Beep.
346
00:09:00,879 --> 00:09:03,279
-Hello?
-HUMPHREY: Beep.
347
00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,759
CAPTAIN: Hello? Yes.
This is the Captain calling
from Spirited Life Insurance.
348
00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,639
-I was calling...
-HUMPHREY: Sorry.
349
00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,639
-I was calling...
-HUMPHREY: Sorry.
350
00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,360
KITTY: Ugh. Come on.
We haven't got time for this.
351
00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:12,360
Photos are just
in my bedside cabinet.
352
00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:16,279
LUCY: Oh, my goodness.
This place is huge!
353
00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:16,279
LUCY: Oh, my goodness.
This place is huge!
354
00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:19,279
-ALISON: Um, I think I'm just
gonna put some music on.
-Okay.
355
00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:19,279
-ALISON: Um, I think I'm just
gonna put some music on.
-Okay.
356
00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:22,919
Not that one. Not that one.
That one.
357
00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:22,919
Not that one. Not that one.
That one.
358
00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,600
-Okay.
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
359
00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:25,679
LUCY: Haven't heard
this in a while.
360
00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,440
Anyway, it's this way.
361
00:09:30,879 --> 00:09:33,159
THOMAS: It's strange.
I really do feel as though
we've met before.
362
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,960
Great, come on, Pat.
We are seeds.
363
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,960
Great, come on, Pat.
We are seeds.
364
00:09:35,039 --> 00:09:37,879
Okay. All right, seeds is it?
365
00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,240
-Grow.
-Grow.
366
00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,240
-Grow.
-Grow.
367
00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,639
And lean.
368
00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:42,399
-(LINE DISCONNECTS)
-Hello?
369
00:09:43,039 --> 00:09:43,919
Okay...
370
00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:46,320
(LINE RINGING)
371
00:09:46,399 --> 00:09:48,720
Right, Mr Cheese.
372
00:09:46,399 --> 00:09:48,720
Right, Mr Cheese.
373
00:09:48,799 --> 00:09:51,679
To recap your assets,
you have your house.
374
00:09:48,799 --> 00:09:51,679
To recap your assets,
you have your house.
375
00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:52,840
The circus in Bavaria.
376
00:09:52,919 --> 00:09:55,200
And you have 12 sons.
377
00:09:52,919 --> 00:09:55,200
And you have 12 sons.
378
00:09:55,279 --> 00:09:56,720
Thirteen.
379
00:09:56,799 --> 00:09:58,200
-What?
-She's just had another one.
380
00:09:58,279 --> 00:09:59,960
Little boy.
We're gonna call him Cheddar.
381
00:09:58,279 --> 00:09:59,960
Little boy.
We're gonna call him Cheddar.
382
00:10:00,039 --> 00:10:02,080
No, I'm sorry.
This is all getting very silly.
383
00:10:02,159 --> 00:10:03,320
-I'm not playing anymore.
-HUMPHREY: Oh, don't be...
384
00:10:02,159 --> 00:10:03,320
-I'm not playing anymore.
-HUMPHREY: Oh, don't be...
385
00:10:03,399 --> 00:10:05,240
It's a big family.
386
00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:06,320
May I ask what
thought you've given
to their inheritance?
387
00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:08,360
BOTH: Open question, Michael.
388
00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:08,360
BOTH: Open question, Michael.
389
00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,200
WOMAN: Wouldn't bestraightforward for me.
390
00:10:10,279 --> 00:10:12,480
You see, I have rathera complicated family history.
391
00:10:10,279 --> 00:10:12,480
You see, I have rathera complicated family history.
392
00:10:12,559 --> 00:10:14,000
Ugh, this is gonna take a while.
393
00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,639
I see. And have you considered
making a will?
394
00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,639
I see. And have you considered
making a will?
395
00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:17,000
I'd have to startat the beginning.
396
00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:18,120
Well, we, uh...
397
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,840
I was a foundling, you see.
398
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,840
I was a foundling, you see.
399
00:10:20,919 --> 00:10:22,720
Left in a telephone boxin Dublin.
400
00:10:20,919 --> 00:10:22,720
Left in a telephone boxin Dublin.
401
00:10:23,279 --> 00:10:24,480
Wow.
402
00:10:24,559 --> 00:10:26,720
So it wasn't until years later
403
00:10:24,559 --> 00:10:26,720
So it wasn't until years later
404
00:10:26,799 --> 00:10:28,519
that I really knew anythingabout my family.
405
00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:29,519
-Hmm.
-Blimey.
406
00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,919
LUCY: (SIGHING)
So, what was he like?
407
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:41,840
Well, I wish I could tell you,
but he passed away
when I was five.
408
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:41,840
Well, I wish I could tell you,
but he passed away
when I was five.
409
00:10:41,919 --> 00:10:43,519
Uh, of course. Sorry.
410
00:10:41,919 --> 00:10:43,519
Uh, of course. Sorry.
411
00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:46,279
No. Um, well,
412
00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:49,960
my mom always said that
he was the love of her life.
413
00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:49,960
my mom always said that
he was the love of her life.
414
00:10:50,039 --> 00:10:53,960
He was funny, and kind.
415
00:10:50,039 --> 00:10:53,960
He was funny, and kind.
416
00:10:54,039 --> 00:10:54,120
He was a good cook.
417
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,320
And um, what else?
418
00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,480
He...
419
00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:01,919
-Oh, he was a terrible dancer.
-(LAUGHS)
420
00:11:05,159 --> 00:11:05,240
You okay?
421
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,639
Yeah. Sorry. Just...
422
00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,360
(SOBBING) It's just a lot
to take in.
423
00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:12,360
Yeah.
424
00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,639
-(CRYING)
-ALISON: It is.
425
00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,639
-(CRYING)
-ALISON: It is.
426
00:11:18,039 --> 00:11:19,559
PAT: Steady. Steady.
427
00:11:18,039 --> 00:11:19,559
PAT: Steady. Steady.
428
00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:22,480
It's a lot to take in.
429
00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:22,480
It's a lot to take in.
430
00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:24,200
It certainly was for me.
431
00:11:24,279 --> 00:11:26,000
Is there such thing as ghosts?
432
00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,360
-I'm having a bad dream.
-PAT: Yeah.
433
00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,360
-I'm having a bad dream.
-PAT: Yeah.
434
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:29,679
I'm having a bad dream.
435
00:11:29,759 --> 00:11:32,279
I can assure you,
this is only too real.
436
00:11:29,759 --> 00:11:32,279
I can assure you,
this is only too real.
437
00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,919
You never know. You might be
lucky, you get sucked off.
438
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,559
Hey... I mean, it can't be real.
439
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,559
Hey... I mean, it can't be real.
440
00:11:37,639 --> 00:11:39,840
You're all stereotypical
ghosts, aren't you?
441
00:11:37,639 --> 00:11:39,840
You're all stereotypical
ghosts, aren't you?
442
00:11:39,919 --> 00:11:41,679
You got the old grey lady.
443
00:11:41,759 --> 00:11:43,559
Look at you
and you're joke shop arrow.
444
00:11:41,759 --> 00:11:43,559
Look at you
and you're joke shop arrow.
445
00:11:43,639 --> 00:11:45,039
Bloody cheek.
446
00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:48,360
Oh, and here comes
the headless one, yeah.
447
00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:48,360
Oh, and here comes
the headless one, yeah.
448
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,519
(CLAPS) Bravo. Very original.
449
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,519
(CLAPS) Bravo. Very original.
450
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,279
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm such a cliche.
451
00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:53,120
(GASPS)
452
00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:54,720
(EXHALES)
453
00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:54,720
(EXHALES)
454
00:11:54,799 --> 00:11:56,919
-(GASPS)
-(GROWLS)
455
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,399
All right, that's it.
I've had enough of this.
456
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,399
All right, that's it.
I've had enough of this.
457
00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,200
I'm getting out of here.
458
00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:02,279
Goodbye.
459
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000
-He could have walked through
those tables.
-Hmm.
460
00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,399
-Rookie error.
-Yeah.
461
00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,399
-Rookie error.
-Yeah.
462
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:12,159
Wait for it.
463
00:12:13,639 --> 00:12:16,000
And...
464
00:12:13,639 --> 00:12:16,000
And...
465
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,279
-(LAUGHS)
-Will you hold on It?
466
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:21,960
-(EXCLAIMS)
-(LAUGHING) Classic.
467
00:12:25,639 --> 00:12:27,159
-Ah, no.
-Three.
468
00:12:25,639 --> 00:12:27,159
-Ah, no.
-Three.
469
00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,240
Come on, let's go.
470
00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,000
-(GRUMBLES)
-(LAUGHS)
471
00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,399
-(GRUNTS)
-ROBIN: Twenty one.
472
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:43,399
Uh...
473
00:12:44,559 --> 00:12:45,679
(SCREAMS)
474
00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,440
-(GRUNTS)
-Forty two!
475
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:53,039
Oh, no.
476
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,399
Sixty seven and a half.
477
00:13:02,559 --> 00:13:03,519
(GRUNTS)
478
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:08,000
-(GRUMBLING)
-(INDISTINCT)
479
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:08,000
-(GRUMBLING)
-(INDISTINCT)
480
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,960
-No!
-Yes. It doesn't make
sense, does it?
481
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,960
-No!
-Yes. It doesn't make
sense, does it?
482
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:21,080
(CRYING)
483
00:13:24,879 --> 00:13:26,679
JULIAN: See you later, losers!
484
00:13:24,879 --> 00:13:26,679
JULIAN: See you later, losers!
485
00:13:26,759 --> 00:13:28,159
(GROANS)
486
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,840
One hundred!
487
00:13:29,919 --> 00:13:30,799
(YELLS IN FRUSTRATION)
488
00:13:29,919 --> 00:13:30,799
(YELLS IN FRUSTRATION)
489
00:13:34,759 --> 00:13:37,360
Oh, what is wrong with me?
490
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,519
Why does my heart pound?
Why do I ache so?
491
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,519
Why does my heart pound?
Why do I ache so?
492
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,120
Mary, what is your opinion?
493
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,480
My... My opinion?
494
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,480
My... My opinion?
495
00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:48,720
Yes. As a woman.
496
00:13:48,799 --> 00:13:51,320
-A loose woman?
-if you like.
497
00:13:48,799 --> 00:13:51,320
-A loose woman?
-if you like.
498
00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:54,320
So, what ails me?
499
00:13:54,399 --> 00:13:57,440
Oh, be there something new
on thy plate?
500
00:13:54,399 --> 00:13:57,440
Oh, be there something new
on thy plate?
501
00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,480
Go on.
502
00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:03,759
When I was three and 20,
my mother did grow fennel.
503
00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:03,759
When I was three and 20,
my mother did grow fennel.
504
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,720
Oh, how I loved it so.
505
00:14:05,799 --> 00:14:08,039
I ate nothing but
fennel for weeks.
506
00:14:05,799 --> 00:14:08,039
I ate nothing but
fennel for weeks.
507
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,960
Sparing the onions. (LAUGHS)
508
00:14:10,039 --> 00:14:13,080
But all the while, I did have
a terrible time on the stool,
509
00:14:10,039 --> 00:14:13,080
But all the while, I did have
a terrible time on the stool,
510
00:14:13,159 --> 00:14:14,440
but did not know why.
511
00:14:13,159 --> 00:14:14,440
but did not know why.
512
00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:14,919
It was the fennel, of course.
513
00:14:17,879 --> 00:14:20,080
Well, it isn't fennel.
I can't eat anything.
514
00:14:17,879 --> 00:14:20,080
Well, it isn't fennel.
I can't eat anything.
515
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:22,159
Unless...
516
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:27,919
Lucy is my fennel.
517
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:27,919
Lucy is my fennel.
518
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,600
My God, you're right.
I'm hopelessly in love
with fennel.
519
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,600
My God, you're right.
I'm hopelessly in love
with fennel.
520
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,240
I must tell onions... Alison.
521
00:14:37,759 --> 00:14:39,600
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-And we fly to the left.
522
00:14:37,759 --> 00:14:39,600
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-And we fly to the left.
523
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:40,840
And we fly to the right.
524
00:14:40,919 --> 00:14:44,399
And rainbow and down.
525
00:14:40,919 --> 00:14:44,399
And rainbow and down.
526
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,360
Whoo. (CHUCKLES)
527
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:49,679
Great. I'm off to see
what Alison's
up to with that girl.
528
00:14:49,759 --> 00:14:51,759
Well, hang on.
We've only just started.
529
00:14:49,759 --> 00:14:51,759
Well, hang on.
We've only just started.
530
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,679
I could teach you a few moves
if you like.
531
00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,240
I was a regional
dance finalist,
you know.
532
00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,240
I was a regional
dance finalist,
you know.
533
00:14:55,919 --> 00:14:57,320
Um...
534
00:14:58,519 --> 00:14:59,200
KITTY: Oh.
535
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,639
Well, they say mashed potato.
536
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,639
Well, they say mashed potato.
537
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,840
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
538
00:15:04,919 --> 00:15:07,559
Easy... That's it...
Now we're cooking spuds.
539
00:15:04,919 --> 00:15:07,559
Easy... That's it...
Now we're cooking spuds.
540
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:09,879
Okay. Let's try this one.
541
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,679
Oh, that's right.
542
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,679
Oh, that's right.
543
00:15:11,759 --> 00:15:12,759
Don't forget to transfer
your weight.
544
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,600
I got loads of moves.
545
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,600
I got loads of moves.
546
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,679
Dice it and dice it.
547
00:15:16,759 --> 00:15:19,559
Dice it, dice it.
548
00:15:16,759 --> 00:15:19,559
Dice it, dice it.
549
00:15:19,639 --> 00:15:20,000
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
550
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,200
Car wash.
551
00:15:24,279 --> 00:15:26,039
Nice. Oh. Oh. (LAUGHS)
552
00:15:27,639 --> 00:15:29,519
How about this? Oh.
553
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,440
-What can you see
through your fingers?
-Nothing.
554
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,440
-What can you see
through your fingers?
-Nothing.
555
00:15:33,919 --> 00:15:35,080
Ha! Ha! Ha!
556
00:15:33,919 --> 00:15:35,080
Ha! Ha! Ha!
557
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,679
Groovy, shimmer, shimmer.
558
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,679
Groovy, shimmer, shimmer.
559
00:15:43,639 --> 00:15:46,399
Stop. Stop. You can breathe.
560
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,799
-Breathe.
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
561
00:15:47,879 --> 00:15:49,440
-That's it. Yeah.
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
562
00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:51,879
You be careful what you reveal
to this young lady.
563
00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:51,879
You be careful what you reveal
to this young lady.
564
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,399
Don't let her be seeing
where you keep your papers,
passport and so on.
565
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,600
-Um, it's just down there
on the right.
-Thanks.
566
00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:58,399
Before you know it,
she'll be traveling
the world, all expenses paid,
567
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,639
-paid by you.
-What are you talking about?
568
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,879
I had tickets
for a luxury cruise.
569
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,879
I had tickets
for a luxury cruise.
570
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,840
Trip of a lifetime.
571
00:16:04,919 --> 00:16:06,519
First class, upper decks.
572
00:16:04,919 --> 00:16:06,519
First class, upper decks.
573
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,279
But I arrived in Southampton
to find that apparently,
574
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,960
-there was already
a Lady Button aboard.
-Right.
575
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,960
-there was already
a Lady Button aboard.
-Right.
576
00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:13,679
Damn certain it was a young lady
577
00:16:13,759 --> 00:16:15,639
who came to the house
looking for a housekeeping
vacancy,
578
00:16:13,759 --> 00:16:15,639
who came to the house
looking for a housekeeping
vacancy,
579
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,240
when there wasn't one.
580
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:20,919
Used my identity
to cheat her way
onto the Titanic.
581
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:20,919
Used my identity
to cheat her way
onto the Titanic.
582
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,399
-Hang on. The Titanic?
-Hmm.
583
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,720
The Titanic sank.
584
00:16:23,799 --> 00:16:25,120
Aren't you glad
you weren't on it?
585
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,039
People forget that
before the iceberg,
586
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,039
People forget that
before the iceberg,
587
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,799
it was a perfectly
pleasant trip.
588
00:16:28,879 --> 00:16:31,039
So, you did go?
589
00:16:28,879 --> 00:16:31,039
So, you did go?
590
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,000
No. I've seen
the motion picture.
591
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:36,399
And you wouldn't catch me
letting some American oik
paint my breasts.
592
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:36,399
And you wouldn't catch me
letting some American oik
paint my breasts.
593
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,279
I don't see how any of this
is relevant.
594
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,600
All I'm saying is beware.
595
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,600
All I'm saying is beware.
596
00:16:39,679 --> 00:16:42,080
Be very wa...
597
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,360
ry.
598
00:16:45,519 --> 00:16:48,399
You mark my words, young lady.
599
00:16:45,519 --> 00:16:48,399
You mark my words, young lady.
600
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,200
-Alison, there you are.
-(GASPS) Great, you too.
601
00:16:50,279 --> 00:16:51,639
-Can you just...
-I'm afraid what I have to say
602
00:16:50,279 --> 00:16:51,639
-Can you just...
-I'm afraid what I have to say
603
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:52,919
may come as a shock to you.
604
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,320
And it's not your fault.
605
00:16:54,399 --> 00:16:57,080
Our time together
has been a paradise.
606
00:16:54,399 --> 00:16:57,080
Our time together
has been a paradise.
607
00:16:59,559 --> 00:17:02,519
God, this is hard.
I know it's harder for you,
608
00:16:59,559 --> 00:17:02,519
God, this is hard.
I know it's harder for you,
609
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:06,240
but I cannot deny
my heart has changed.
610
00:17:08,559 --> 00:17:09,599
And I must leave you.
611
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,119
Hmm.
612
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,119
Hmm.
613
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,119
Metaphorically, of course.
I'll still live in the house.
614
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,599
-Thanks.
-No problem.
615
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,599
-Thanks.
-No problem.
616
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,599
WOMAN ON PHONE: WhileI was working in the home,
617
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,359
I struck up a friendshipwith this particular lady,you see?
618
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,359
I struck up a friendshipwith this particular lady,you see?
619
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,680
We just connected.
620
00:17:25,759 --> 00:17:29,400
I used to talk to herwhen I brought lunchto her room and so on.
621
00:17:25,759 --> 00:17:29,400
I used to talk to herwhen I brought lunchto her room and so on.
622
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:32,759
And one day she told meher greatest regret.
623
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:32,759
And one day she told meher greatest regret.
624
00:17:32,839 --> 00:17:34,160
What was it?
625
00:17:32,839 --> 00:17:34,160
What was it?
626
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,319
It was that when she wasa young girl,
627
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,680
she had a baby
628
00:17:37,759 --> 00:17:40,160
-she had to give up.
-(BOTH GASP)
629
00:17:37,759 --> 00:17:40,160
-she had to give up.
-(BOTH GASP)
630
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:42,279
And I still get goosebumps nowremembering it.
631
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:42,279
And I still get goosebumps nowremembering it.
632
00:17:42,359 --> 00:17:45,119
-I knew, I just knew.
-She was.
633
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,559
Yes, she was my mother.
634
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,559
Yes, she was my mother.
635
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,440
-She was her mother.
-That's incredible.
636
00:17:49,519 --> 00:17:52,119
-I couldn't believe...
-Oh... Mother.
637
00:17:49,519 --> 00:17:52,119
-I couldn't believe...
-Oh... Mother.
638
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,240
-(LAUGHING) I know.
-Extraordinary.
639
00:17:53,319 --> 00:17:55,680
We're one big, happy family.
640
00:17:53,319 --> 00:17:55,680
We're one big, happy family.
641
00:17:55,759 --> 00:17:57,599
I've got seven grandchildren
642
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:58,480
and another one on the way.
643
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:58,480
and another one on the way.
644
00:17:58,559 --> 00:18:00,480
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
645
00:18:00,559 --> 00:18:03,119
♪♪ Saturday night Saturday night
646
00:18:00,559 --> 00:18:03,119
♪♪ Saturday night Saturday night
647
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,079
♪♪ Saturday nightSaturday night ♪♪
648
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,079
♪♪ Saturday nightSaturday night ♪♪
649
00:18:11,839 --> 00:18:12,720
Oh.
650
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,000
Wonderful.
651
00:18:16,079 --> 00:18:18,359
-you look so much
better with your legs out.
-Thank you.
652
00:18:16,079 --> 00:18:18,359
-you look so much
better with your legs out.
-Thank you.
653
00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:20,920
Again!
654
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,480
(EXCLAIMS) Don't you have
to walk and see Alison?
655
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,480
(EXCLAIMS) Don't you have
to walk and see Alison?
656
00:18:23,559 --> 00:18:25,200
-Go ahead.
-Oh.
657
00:18:25,279 --> 00:18:27,559
Dear Father,
658
00:18:25,279 --> 00:18:27,559
Dear Father,
659
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,559
Please, God,
take pity on the loose women.
660
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,559
Please, God,
take pity on the loose women.
661
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,200
Their respites be so worried.
662
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,200
Their respites be so worried.
663
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,240
Dear Lord, please send them.
664
00:18:36,319 --> 00:18:37,119
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
665
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,119
It is done.
666
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,680
What's done?
667
00:18:41,759 --> 00:18:42,599
The honourable thing.
668
00:18:41,759 --> 00:18:42,599
The honourable thing.
669
00:18:45,319 --> 00:18:48,079
It was the right thing to do,
was it not?
670
00:18:45,319 --> 00:18:48,079
It was the right thing to do,
was it not?
671
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,039
I could not pretend
I was not changed,
672
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,039
I could not pretend
I was not changed,
673
00:18:50,119 --> 00:18:51,640
after all, I've not felt
this way since...
674
00:18:53,079 --> 00:18:55,640
Well, since Alison
came into my life.
675
00:18:53,079 --> 00:18:55,640
Well, since Alison
came into my life.
676
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,480
So modern, so spirited,
so charming.
677
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,480
So modern, so spirited,
so charming.
678
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,920
Was I hasty?
679
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,200
Perhaps I love them both. No.
680
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,200
Perhaps I love them both. No.
681
00:19:02,799 --> 00:19:05,039
Do I?
682
00:19:05,119 --> 00:19:07,680
Say something about fennel
or something.
683
00:19:05,119 --> 00:19:07,680
Say something about fennel
or something.
684
00:19:07,759 --> 00:19:09,480
Oh, fennel. Yeah, well,
685
00:19:09,559 --> 00:19:11,720
-It's a root vegetable.
-Yes.
686
00:19:09,559 --> 00:19:11,720
-It's a root vegetable.
-Yes.
687
00:19:11,799 --> 00:19:13,279
Grows in soil.
688
00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:15,839
You got the bulb.
They got lovely long shoots
689
00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:15,839
You got the bulb.
They got lovely long shoots
690
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,720
and very pretty flowers
on the end.
691
00:19:17,799 --> 00:19:20,640
Thrives in well drained soil.
692
00:19:17,799 --> 00:19:20,640
Thrives in well drained soil.
693
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,599
Bit like celery.
Always love celery.
694
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,599
Bit like celery.
Always love celery.
695
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:23,640
Same family as fennel.
696
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:25,839
Same family.
697
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:30,319
Of course. How could I be
so rash?
698
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:30,319
Of course. How could I be
so rash?
699
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:32,640
It is Alison.
700
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,200
I see in Lucy
701
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,200
I see in Lucy
702
00:19:35,279 --> 00:19:36,960
the reflection
of the same creation,
703
00:19:37,039 --> 00:19:38,519
the same fair qualities.
704
00:19:37,039 --> 00:19:38,519
the same fair qualities.
705
00:19:38,599 --> 00:19:40,799
It does not mean
I have stopped loving onions.
706
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:40,920
Far from it.
707
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,440
Thank you, Mary.
708
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,440
Thank you, Mary.
709
00:19:43,519 --> 00:19:45,559
Such insight into
matters of the heart.
710
00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:48,240
-Thank you again.
-Yeah.
711
00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:50,079
You're welcome.
712
00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:50,079
You're welcome.
713
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,640
He's always speaking
of vegetables.
714
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,640
He's always speaking
of vegetables.
715
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,720
WOMAN ON TV:
to tell us abouther new album.
716
00:19:57,799 --> 00:20:00,680
-Plus, we'll be discussingMeghan Markle's makeup...
-(GASPS)
717
00:19:57,799 --> 00:20:00,680
-Plus, we'll be discussingMeghan Markle's makeup...
-(GASPS)
718
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:05,480
Praise be, they
have been pardoned.
719
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,440
They've been pardoned.
720
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,640
WOMAN: Goodness,I've been prattling on,haven't I?
721
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,640
WOMAN: Goodness,I've been prattling on,haven't I?
722
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,440
-No, no, no. Not at all.
-Not at all. Not at all.
723
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,960
-Fascinating.
-Wow.
724
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,960
-Fascinating.
-Wow.
725
00:20:18,039 --> 00:20:19,400
Maybe I get thatfrom my mother.
726
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,960
Who knows? (LAUGHS)
727
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,960
Who knows? (LAUGHS)
728
00:20:22,039 --> 00:20:25,160
Anyway, you wanted totalk to me about insurance.
729
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:27,759
Mike?
730
00:20:27,839 --> 00:20:30,960
Well, actually,
731
00:20:27,839 --> 00:20:30,960
Well, actually,
732
00:20:31,039 --> 00:20:33,519
-I don't work
for the company anymore.
-Oh.
733
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,559
Yeah, I thought it might be
a bit exploitative, so...
734
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,559
Yeah, I thought it might be
a bit exploitative, so...
735
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,960
-I quit.
-Oh.
736
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,000
-Are you sure that's wise?
-For you, Mike,
737
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,000
-Are you sure that's wise?
-For you, Mike,
738
00:20:42,079 --> 00:20:43,759
-a man of principle.
-MIKE: Yeah.
739
00:20:43,839 --> 00:20:46,480
Well, I suppose I better go,
start looking for a new job.
740
00:20:43,839 --> 00:20:46,480
Well, I suppose I better go,
start looking for a new job.
741
00:20:46,559 --> 00:20:49,279
Well, I don't knowif you'd be interested.
742
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:52,079
But I know my niecehas a position she needsto fill in her company
743
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:52,079
But I know my niecehas a position she needsto fill in her company
744
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,960
and I think you could bejust the ticket.
745
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,960
and I think you could bejust the ticket.
746
00:20:54,039 --> 00:20:55,880
-She needs someonetrustworthy...
-Well played, Michael.
747
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,000
dealing with people.
748
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,000
dealing with people.
749
00:20:58,079 --> 00:21:00,759
-Just the ticket.
-Ticket.
750
00:21:00,839 --> 00:21:02,960
-Thanks so much
for hearing me out.
-Oh, yeah.
751
00:21:00,839 --> 00:21:02,960
-Thanks so much
for hearing me out.
-Oh, yeah.
752
00:21:03,039 --> 00:21:05,039
I know this must've come
as a huge shock.
753
00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:07,119
Yeah, you can say that again.
754
00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:07,119
Yeah, you can say that again.
755
00:21:08,599 --> 00:21:10,480
Can I give you my number?
756
00:21:08,599 --> 00:21:10,480
Can I give you my number?
757
00:21:10,559 --> 00:21:12,119
-And that way, it's up to you
if you wanna catch up.
-Yeah.
758
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,160
Alison, there you are.
759
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,480
Forget everything
I said earlier.
760
00:21:16,559 --> 00:21:19,640
-I'm sorry if I hurt you.
-(CLEARS THROAT)
761
00:21:16,559 --> 00:21:19,640
-I'm sorry if I hurt you.
-(CLEARS THROAT)
762
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:23,319
I'd really like to
get to know you,
if you want that too.
763
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:23,319
I'd really like to
get to know you,
if you want that too.
764
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,279
-Yeah, yeah,
-You don't have to say
anything now.
765
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,240
You need time to think.
766
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:28,759
Thank you.
767
00:21:28,839 --> 00:21:30,359
-Bye for now.
-Bye, bye, bye.
768
00:21:28,839 --> 00:21:30,359
-Bye for now.
-Bye, bye, bye.
769
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,400
(CAR ENGINE STARTING)
770
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:36,680
Goodbye, forever, potentially.
771
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:36,680
Goodbye, forever, potentially.
772
00:21:36,759 --> 00:21:37,920
Which would be fine,
because it's you I love,
and only you.
773
00:21:36,759 --> 00:21:37,920
Which would be fine,
because it's you I love,
and only you.
774
00:21:47,559 --> 00:21:48,440
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
775
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:51,440
(PANTING) Has she gone?
776
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:52,599
How did it go?
777
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,000
KITTY: Pat?
778
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,000
KITTY: Pat?
779
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,079
-Oh, no.
-KITTY: Pat? Where's he gone?
780
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,160
PAT: She is a dance machine!
She can't stop!
781
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,160
PAT: She is a dance machine!
She can't stop!
782
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,720
BOTH: You're not gonna believe
what just happened to me.
783
00:22:01,799 --> 00:22:06,160
-What?
-Try me.
784
00:22:01,799 --> 00:22:06,160
-What?
-Try me.
785
00:22:01,799 --> 00:22:06,160
-What?
-Try me.
786
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,799
I just said goodbye to someone
who showed up to tell me
she's my half-sister.
787
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,000
Yeah, yours is better.
788
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,000
Yeah, yours is better.
789
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:12,839
Apparently, before he met
my mum,
790
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,119
my dad and her mum had a thing.
791
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,119
my dad and her mum had a thing.
792
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,519
Then they split up
and he didn't know
she was pregnant.
793
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,519
Then they split up
and he didn't know
she was pregnant.
794
00:22:18,599 --> 00:22:18,920
-What?
-Yeah.
795
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:23,039
Do you find that
hard to believe?
796
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:23,039
Do you find that
hard to believe?
797
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:25,440
Oh, yeah, but not
after the story I just
heard on the phone.
798
00:22:25,519 --> 00:22:27,400
Just because something's crazy,
it doesn't mean
it can't be true.
799
00:22:25,519 --> 00:22:27,400
Just because something's crazy,
it doesn't mean
it can't be true.
800
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,759
Yeah, I find it all
rather convenient.
801
00:22:29,839 --> 00:22:29,960
Wouldn't you agree, Julian?
802
00:22:31,839 --> 00:22:31,920
Julian?
803
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,720
Julian?
804
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,720
Julian?
805
00:22:35,759 --> 00:22:36,839
Julian?
806
00:22:38,039 --> 00:22:41,480
My name is Julian Fawcett,
807
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:43,680
and I'm a...
808
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,319
-You can do it.
-(ALL MURMURING)
809
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:50,799
I'm a ghost.
810
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,400
-Well done.
-You admit it.
811
00:22:55,079 --> 00:22:56,799
Take a seat.
812
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,200
You'll find there is a fun side
813
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,200
You'll find there is a fun side
814
00:22:59,279 --> 00:23:02,680
to being cut off indefinitely
from the life you lived
and the people you loved.
815
00:22:59,279 --> 00:23:02,680
to being cut off indefinitely
from the life you lived
and the people you loved.
816
00:23:02,759 --> 00:23:06,200
-We were just about
to play charades.
-Yeah.
817
00:23:02,759 --> 00:23:06,200
-We were just about
to play charades.
-Yeah.
818
00:23:06,279 --> 00:23:08,079
Not really my bag, huh?
819
00:23:09,559 --> 00:23:10,480
Oh.
820
00:23:09,559 --> 00:23:10,480
Oh.
821
00:23:10,559 --> 00:23:12,200
Anyone want to play chess?
822
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:13,200
Oh, yeah.
823
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:16,359
-Yeah.
-All right.
824
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,680
Do you know how?
825
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,480
Could learn.
826
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,160
Right.
827
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,160
Right.
828
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,720
I suppose you got time, right?
829
00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:27,799
-Well, these little ones
are called pawns.
-Prawns.
830
00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:27,799
-Well, these little ones
are called pawns.
-Prawns.
831
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:28,920
And... Pawn.
832
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,839
-Prawn.
-Okay.
833
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,839
-Prawn.
-Okay.
834
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:32,000
Julian?
835
00:23:33,759 --> 00:23:34,720
What's that?
836
00:23:33,759 --> 00:23:34,720
What's that?
837
00:23:36,319 --> 00:23:37,880
No. Well, I mean,
838
00:23:36,319 --> 00:23:37,880
No. Well, I mean,
839
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,960
if I could accept
that I was dead...
840
00:23:41,039 --> 00:23:43,759
I mean, I could accept
I can see dead people.
841
00:23:41,039 --> 00:23:43,759
I mean, I could accept
I can see dead people.
842
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,119
Doesn't seem that
farfetched at all.
843
00:23:48,279 --> 00:23:49,079
Looks like I've a sister.
844
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:51,079
MIKE: Yeah.
845
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:53,440
(LAUGHS)
846
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:55,759
How was your day?
847
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:57,880
-I quit.
-Oh.
848
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:57,880
-I quit.
-Oh.
849
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,279
Then I got a better job.
850
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:00,759
-All right. You have been busy.
-Hmm.
851
00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:02,200
-Kitty.
-PAT: Oh.
852
00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:02,200
-Kitty.
-PAT: Oh.
853
00:24:02,279 --> 00:24:04,440
I'm free now
if you want me to take over.
854
00:24:04,519 --> 00:24:05,880
No, that's all right.
855
00:24:04,519 --> 00:24:05,880
No, that's all right.
856
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,839
Pat's my dance partner now.
857
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,880
He taught me the mashed potato,
858
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,880
He taught me the mashed potato,
859
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,480
the chicken dance
and the banana split.
860
00:24:12,559 --> 00:24:14,519
That's a balanced meal.
Delicious.
861
00:24:12,559 --> 00:24:14,519
That's a balanced meal.
Delicious.
862
00:24:14,599 --> 00:24:16,880
Come on, Pat.
We've got to polish
our routine.
863
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,480
God, no!
864
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,480
God, no!
865
00:24:18,559 --> 00:24:20,200
-KITTY: Come on.
-Have mercy.
866
00:24:20,279 --> 00:24:21,599
-FANNY: Huh.
-CAPTAIN: Huh.
867
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,720
And where have you been?
868
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,720
And where have you been?
869
00:24:23,799 --> 00:24:26,319
Well, I've been with
young Michael and Mr Cheese...
I mean Humphrey.
870
00:24:23,799 --> 00:24:26,319
Well, I've been with
young Michael and Mr Cheese...
I mean Humphrey.
871
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,599
No, I've learned a thing
or two, actually.
872
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:29,920
There are times
when one must go against
the grain,
873
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:29,920
There are times
when one must go against
the grain,
874
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,359
make one's own decisions,
875
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,880
-rather than simply
following orders.
-Hmm.
876
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,880
-rather than simply
following orders.
-Hmm.
877
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,799
-(BELL TOLLS)
-Oh, fetch the others.
878
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,480
It's time
for my talk of the day.
879
00:24:39,559 --> 00:24:40,559
Fanny is funny.
880
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,440
Thomas. Patrick, Mary, on me.
881
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,440
Thomas. Patrick, Mary, on me.
882
00:24:49,799 --> 00:24:50,559
Still fancy that game?
883
00:24:49,799 --> 00:24:50,559
Still fancy that game?
884
00:24:51,759 --> 00:24:53,960
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
885
00:24:51,759 --> 00:24:53,960
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
886
00:24:54,519 --> 00:24:55,640
So, a...
887
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:57,680
-Prawn.
-Pawn.
888
00:24:57,759 --> 00:24:59,519
-JULIAN: Uh-huh.
-He goes with...
889
00:24:57,759 --> 00:24:59,519
-JULIAN: Uh-huh.
-He goes with...
890
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:01,640
JULIAN: Prawn.
891
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:02,960
You okay.
892
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:02,960
You okay.
893
00:25:03,039 --> 00:25:03,960
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