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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:10,195 Narrator Since the beginning of time, 2 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:15,158 Since the first little girl ever existed, 3 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:18,620 There have been dolls. 4 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:24,710 But the dolls were always and forever baby dolls. 5 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:28,460 The girls who played with them 6 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:31,550 Could only ever play at being mothers. 7 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:36,305 Which can be fun, at least for a while, anyway. 8 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,570 Ask your mother. 9 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,645 This continued until... Subs/Sync: TheBiscuitMan 10 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:48,483 "Thus Spake Zarathustra" plays 11 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:54,720 Warning buzz 12 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:04,583 ting 13 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:53,757 Yes, Barbie changed everything. 14 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:57,302 Then, she changed it all again. 15 00:02:57,386 --> 00:02:59,429 All of these women are Barbie, 16 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:02,724 and Barbie is all of these women. 17 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:06,186 She might have started out as just a lady in a bathing suit, 18 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:09,147 but she became so much more. 19 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:11,983 She has her own money, her own house, 20 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:15,237 her own car, her own career. 21 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:20,617 Because Barbie can be anything, women can be anything. 22 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:23,360 And this has been reflected back 23 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,540 Onto the little girls of today in the Real World. 24 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:29,420 Girls can grow into women, 25 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,669 Who can achieve everything 26 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,880 And anything they set their mind to. 27 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,673 Thanks to Barbie, 28 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:40,345 All problems of feminism and equal rights have been solved. 29 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:44,266 At least that's what the Barbies think. 30 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:47,227 After all, they're living in Barbie Land. 31 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:49,438 Who am i to burst their bubble? 32 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,983 And here is one of those Barbies now, 33 00:03:53,660 --> 00:03:55,819 living her best day every day. 34 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,531 Lizzo When i wake up 35 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,867 In my own pink world 36 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:05,954 i get up out of bed and wave to my homegirls 37 00:04:06,370 --> 00:04:08,290 Hey, Barbie, hey 38 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,417 She's so cool 39 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,668 All dolled up 40 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:14,421 Just playing chess by the pool 41 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:18,550 Come on, we got important things to do 42 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:22,846 It's her and her and me and you 43 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:27,100 And pink goes with everything 44 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:29,102 Beautiful from head to toe 45 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:31,188 I'm read' to go, you know, you know 46 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:35,275 It's pink, good enough to drink 47 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,152 We like other colors 48 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,905 But pink just looks so good on us 49 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:44,659 What you wearing? Dress or suit? 50 00:04:45,350 --> 00:04:48,789 Either way, that power looks SO good on you 51 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:53,430 Hey, Barbie, i like your style 52 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:57,380 If that was really a mirror, you'd see a perfect smile 53 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:01,843 Round and round and round and round and 54 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:05,931 That's my Barbie 55 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:08,350 Go Barbie, go Barbie 56 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:09,976 That's my Barbie 57 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:14,397 That's my Barbie 58 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,900 Go Barbie, go Barbie 59 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,360 That's my Barbie 60 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:24,449 Come on, we got important things to do 61 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:28,537 It's her and her and me and you 62 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:33,124 And pink goes with everything 63 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:34,793 Beautiful from head to toe 64 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:36,920 I'm read' to go, you know, you know 65 00:05:37,030 --> 00:05:39,256 - It's pink - Pretty pink 66 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,258 - Good enough to drink - Oh, yeah 67 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,090 We like other colors 68 00:05:43,930 --> 00:05:45,679 But pink just looks so good on us 69 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,764 P, pretty 70 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,683 i, intelligent 71 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,810 N, never sad 72 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:53,854 K, cool 73 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:55,272 narrator When you're playing with Barbies... 74 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,640 Hi, Barbie. 75 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:57,983 ..nobody bothers to walk them down the stairs 76 00:05:58,660 --> 00:05:59,401 and out the door, et cetera. 77 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:01,486 You just pick them up 78 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:03,488 and put them where you want them to go. 79 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:06,283 You'd better fly, girl, yeah, yeah 80 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,201 narrator You use your imagination. 81 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:09,786 Lizzo Hey, i was still singinā€™ 82 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:11,997 Hi, Barbie. 83 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:13,999 - Hi, Skipper. - Hi, Barbie. 84 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,252 Midge was Barbie's pregnant friend. 85 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:19,212 - Hey, Midge - Let's not show Midge, actually. 86 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:20,839 She was discontinued by Mattel 87 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:23,383 because a pregnant doll is just too weird. 88 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,343 Anyway, Barbie has another 89 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:26,511 big day ahead of her. 90 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:28,263 - Pink - Hi, Barbie! 91 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,639 Goes with everything 92 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:32,142 - Hi, Barbie. - Morning, Barbie. Hi. 93 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,268 - Good morning. - Good morning. 94 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:35,270 - Another great day. - Good morning, Barbie. 95 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:36,229 Hi. 96 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,240 - Hey, ladies. - Good morning! 97 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:41,776 jackhammer runs 98 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,320 woman Everybody, turn to the Barbie next to you. 99 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,530 Tell her how much you love her. Compliment her. 100 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:47,490 Reporter Barbie, you can ask me any question you want. 101 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:49,284 Well, how come you're SO amazing? 102 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:50,452 No comment. laughs 103 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,662 Black Barbie, President Black Barbie, President 104 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,456 No, seriously, no comment. 105 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:55,790 laughter 106 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,292 i love you guys. 107 00:06:57,375 --> 00:07:01,338 The Nobel Prize for Journalism goes to... Barbie. 108 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:04,174 i work very hard, so i deserve it. 109 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:05,675 And the Nobel Prize for Literature 110 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,427 goes to... Barbie. 111 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,220 You're the voice of a generation. 112 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:10,388 i Know. 113 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:12,432 In our assessment, money is not speech, 114 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:15,393 and corporations have no free speech rights to begin with. 115 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:17,979 So any claim on their part to be exercising a right 116 00:07:18,630 --> 00:07:21,608 is just their attempt to turn our democracy into a plutocracy. 117 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,861 This makes me emotional, and I'm expressing it. 118 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:28,239 i have no difficulty holding both logic 119 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:30,325 and feeling at the same time. 120 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:33,870 And it does not diminish my powers, it expands them. 121 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,754 Oh, pink 122 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:44,172 Hi, Barbie. 123 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:46,466 What can't Barbie do? 124 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,940 Hi, Barbie. 125 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:50,929 Yay, space! 126 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:53,765 Gosh. 127 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:58,190 See you later 128 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:02,273 Barbie has a great day every day, 129 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:05,819 but Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him. 130 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:10,281 chatter 131 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:13,868 Hi, Barbie! 132 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:15,495 Hi, Ken. 133 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:16,871 - Hi, Barbie! - Hi, Barbie! 134 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:17,956 Hi, Barbie. 135 00:08:18,390 --> 00:08:18,915 groans 136 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,830 - Hi, Ken. - Hi, Ken. 137 00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:21,918 - Hi, Ken. - Hi, Ken. 138 00:08:22,020 --> 00:08:23,545 - Hi, Ken. - i got us both ice creams. 139 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,255 - Cool. - Hi, Barbie. 140 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,673 - Hi, Barbie. - Hi, Barbie. 141 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,080 - Hi, Barbie. - Hi, Barbie. 142 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,930 - Hi, Barbie! - Hi, Ken. 143 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:30,885 - Hi, Barbie. - Hi, Ken. 144 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:32,971 - Hi, Barbie. - Hi, Barbie. 145 00:08:33,540 --> 00:08:34,514 Hi, Barbies. 146 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:37,308 - Bye, Barbies. - Bye, Barbie. 147 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:38,476 Hi, Barbie. 148 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:40,478 Oh, hi, Allan. 149 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:43,523 There are no multiples of Allan. He's just Allan. 150 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:46,317 Yeah, I'm, I... confused about that. 151 00:08:47,270 --> 00:08:49,320 Hey, Barbie. Check me out. 152 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,339 Ken! 153 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,678 - Ooh! - No! 154 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,138 Ohh! 155 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,515 - gasps - Whoa! 156 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:20,769 Oh, no! 157 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:22,771 clamor 158 00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:23,605 - Oh, my God! - Oh, look! 159 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:25,440 man That's gotta hurt. 160 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,250 - Ken. - Oh, hey, Barbie. 161 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:29,611 - Hi. - How much of that did you see? 162 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:30,904 We saw the whole thing. 163 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,781 Let's get you up on your feet, Ken. There you go. 164 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,824 - You guys are so strong. - Use your legs. There he is. 165 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,285 - You okay? - Yep. Totally. 166 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:38,495 Looks like this beach was 167 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:39,913 a little too much beach for you, Ken. 168 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,164 If i wasn't severely injured, 169 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,374 i would beach you off right now, Ken. 170 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:44,667 I'll beach off with you any day, Ken. 171 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,503 Hold my ice cream, Ken. 172 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,470 All right, Ken, you're on. 173 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:51,910 Let's beach off. 174 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:52,217 Anyone who wants to beach him off 175 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,510 has to beach me off first. 176 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,762 i will beach both of you off at the same time. 177 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,388 But you don't even know how to beach yourself off. 178 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:58,306 How you gonna beach both of us off? 179 00:09:58,389 --> 00:09:59,808 Okay, all right. Kens? 180 00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:01,351 Why are you getting emotional? 181 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,813 Come on, Kens. Nobody's gonna beach anyone off. 182 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:06,189 Okay? 183 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:07,398 Let's go. 184 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:09,609 - Okay, okay. - Okay. 185 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,402 - You did so well. - You still hurt? 186 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:12,612 We'll get you fixed up. 187 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,121 - Go! - Go! 188 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,958 - Barbie, hold my hand! - You're okay. 189 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:26,709 Stay with me, Barbie! 190 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,378 shutter flashes 191 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,420 Great. 192 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,464 Not even broken. You'll be fine. 193 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:34,134 Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize. 194 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:35,635 You're very brave, Ken. 195 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,805 - Thank you, Barbie. - Yeah. 196 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,181 You know surfer is not even my job. 197 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:40,932 i Know. 198 00:10:41,150 --> 00:10:44,102 And it is not lifeguard, which is a common misconception. 199 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:46,396 - Very common. - Because actually my job... 200 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,941 - ...it's just beach. - Right. 201 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,860 And what a good job you do at beach. 202 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,236 You should heal up in no time. 203 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,863 Actually, in the time that it took for me 204 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,406 to say that sentence, you healed. 205 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,116 - Fantastic. - Nice. 206 00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,284 - Hey, Barbie. - Yeah? 207 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,410 Can i come to your house tonight? 208 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,369 Sure. 209 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:02,453 i don't have anything big planned. 210 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,663 Just a giant blowout party 211 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:06,291 with all the Barbies and planned choreography and a bespoke song. 212 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,667 You should stop by. 213 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,169 - So cool. - Yeah. 214 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:12,130 - Okay. Bye. - Okay. Bye. Goodbye. 215 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:16,259 Baby, you can find me under the lights 216 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,303 Diamonds under my eyes 217 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:19,470 Turn the rhythm up 218 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:22,765 Don't you wanna just come along for the ride? 219 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,601 Ooh, my outfit so tight 220 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,145 You can see my heartbeat tonight 221 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,355 i can take the heat, baby, best believe 222 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,274 That's the moment i shine 223 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,693 ā€˜Cause every romance shakes and it bends 224 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,778 Don't give a damn 225 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,864 When the night's here, i don't do tears 226 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,200 Baby, no chance 227 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:45,790 i can dance, i can dance, i can dance 228 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:47,957 - Watch me - Dance 229 00:11:48,410 --> 00:11:49,959 Dance the night away 230 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:51,419 My heart could be burninā€™ 231 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,463 But you won't see it on my face 232 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,380 PRESIDENT 233 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,549 Watch me dance 234 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,760 Dance the night away 235 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,803 I'll still Keep the party runninā€™ 236 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,347 Not one hair out of place 237 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:03,181 echo Place, place 238 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:07,352 Lately I've been movin' close to the edge 239 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,812 Still be lookin' my best 240 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,981 i stay on the beat, you can count on me 241 00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:14,670 i ain't missinā€™ no steps 242 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,236 ā€˜Cause every romance shakes and it bends 243 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,404 Don't give a damn 244 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:19,364 When the night's here... 245 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,574 - Hi, Barbie. - Hi, Ken. 246 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:27,747 i could dance, i could dance, i could dance 247 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:28,539 Watch me 248 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,625 - Looking good, Barbie. - Thanks, Ken. 249 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,585 Dance the night away 250 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,170 My heart could be burninā€™ 251 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,547 But you won't see it on my face 252 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:41,469 Watch me dance, dance the night away 253 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,179 I'll still Keep the party runninā€™ 254 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,597 Not one hair out of place 255 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,599 - Oh, hi, Ken. - Hi! 256 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,393 - Yes, yes, yes! - Hi, Barbie. 257 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,978 - Hi, Barbie. - Barbies! 258 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,105 What's up, Ken? 259 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,670 i don't play safe 260 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,820 - Don't you know about me? - Uh-huh 261 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:03,324 i could dance, i could dance, i could dance 262 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,161 Hey, Barbie. Check me out. 263 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,497 I'll still Keep the party runninā€™ 264 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,498 Not one hair out of place 265 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,375 Bet you can't do a flip like that, Ken! 266 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,336 What? 267 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,921 This is a real rager, Barbie. 268 00:13:17,050 --> 00:13:20,080 Thanks, Barbie. Gosh, this night is just perfect. 269 00:13:20,910 --> 00:13:21,509 It's perfectly perfect. 270 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,803 And you look so beautiful, Barbie. 271 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,763 Thanks, Barbie. i feel so beautiful. 272 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,682 -Sodol. - This is the best day ever. 273 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,170 It is the best day ever. 274 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,102 And so is yesterday, and so is tomorrow, 275 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,313 and so is the day after tomorrow and even Wednesdays 276 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,731 and every day from now until forever. 277 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,316 Yeah, Barbie! 278 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,943 You guys ever think about dying? 279 00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:40,280 needle scratches record 280 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:50,997 i don't know why i just said that. 281 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,543 I'm just dying to dance. 282 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:58,129 - music resumes - cheering 283 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,929 i don't play safe 284 00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:09,599 - Don't you know about me? - Uh-huh 285 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:13,353 i could dance, i could dance, i could dance 286 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:15,271 Dance the night 287 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,166 Wow. chuckles 288 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:36,959 You can go now. 289 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,295 i thought i might stay over tonight. 290 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,338 Why? 291 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,480 Because we're girlfriend/boyfriend. 292 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,633 To do what? 293 00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:46,427 I'm actually not sure. 294 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,806 Oh, but, i don't want you here. 295 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:50,973 Is it Ken? 296 00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:52,642 Ken's just a really good friend. 297 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,727 And this is my Dreamhouse. It's Barbie's Dreamhouse. 298 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,687 It's not Ken's Dreamhouse. Right? 299 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,564 laughs Right as always. 300 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,400 Okay. And it's girlsā€™ night. 301 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,527 Come on, Barbie! Slumber party! 302 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:03,986 Hurry up. The President's here. 303 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:05,488 lam. You're welcome. 304 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,367 - Every night is girlsā€™ night. - Mm-hmm. Every night. Forever. 305 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,162 - Every night. - Forever and ever. 306 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:14,956 - Good night. - Good night. 307 00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:20,440 Barbies scream and laugh 308 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,255 whispers i love you, too. 309 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:25,550 Barbies Girlsā€™ night! Girls' night! Girlsā€™ night! 310 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,301 i can't. i gotta go. 311 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:30,596 Barbies, chanting Girlsā€™ night! Girls' night! Girlsā€™ night! 312 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,766 Girls' night! Girlsā€™ night! Girlsā€™ night! 313 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:36,727 Good night, Barbies! 314 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,230 I'm definitely not thinking about death anymore. 315 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,534 birds chirping 316 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,295 music blares 317 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:06,591 When i wake up in my own pink world 318 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:07,592 Hi, Barbie. 319 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:10,636 i get up out of bed and wave to my homegirls 320 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,889 - Hey, Barbie - Hey 321 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,141 - Why so stressed? - Hi, Barbie. 322 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,101 Could it be those irrepressible... 323 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,562 - Hi, Barbie. - ...thoughts of death 324 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:23,399 Come on, we got important things to-- Ooh! 325 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:27,487 It's her, and her, and me and you 326 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:30,865 And pink goes with everything 327 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,330 Oh, that's cold 328 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,826 Beautiful from head to toe 329 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,870 I'm read' to go, you know, you know 330 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:38,206 It's pink, it's gonna be all right 331 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,208 Good enough to drink 332 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:44,378 We like other colors, but pink just looks so good on us 333 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,589 P, panic 334 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,674 i, I'm scared 335 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,843 N, nauseous 336 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,428 K, death 337 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,223 That's my Barbie 338 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,475 Go Barbie, go Barbie 339 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,894 That's my Barbie, ooh-ooh 340 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,200 Aah! 341 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,189 Oh, girl, you okay? 342 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,660 Hi, Barbie. 343 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,819 I'm fine. A-okay. 344 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,323 - You got it, Barbie. - Let's go, Barbie! 345 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,491 Great cheer, Kens. 346 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:14,825 High five! 347 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,327 Hey, Barbie. 348 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,496 Come on, Barbie. Let's run towards the water. 349 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,664 Okay. 350 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,260 My feet! 351 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,222 Oh, no. 352 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:39,141 Yes! So good! 353 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,220 Hey, Barbie. 354 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:45,940 - Hi. - Are you okay? 355 00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:47,984 - Hey, Barbie. - Yeah, Barbie. i just fell. 356 00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:49,610 - Fell? - I'm so embarrassed. 357 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,279 - Barbie doesn't get embarrassed. - i know. 358 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,406 Barbie, i don't even have context for this, 359 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:57,285 but my feet... my heels are on the ground. 360 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,120 I'm no longer on tiptoes. 361 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,621 That's okay. Let me see. 362 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:03,749 gasp 363 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:06,586 Flat feet! 364 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:09,547 screaming 365 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,966 retching 366 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,960 Stop it, Ken. 367 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,889 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 368 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,308 i know I'm Stereotypical Barbie 369 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,180 and therefore don't form conjectures 370 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,228 concerning the causality of adjacent unfolding events, 371 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,480 but some things have been happening that might be related. 372 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,733 sighs 373 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,610 Bad breath this morning, a cold shower, 374 00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,361 burnt waffle, and falling off my roof. 375 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,404 You're malfunctioning. 376 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:36,657 What? No, I'm just, I'm-- Am i? 377 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,367 I've never seen this kind of malfunction before. 378 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,536 It's usually just hair-related. 379 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,122 You know, you're gonna have to visit Weird Barbie. 380 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:46,420 i have never had to visit Weird Barbie. 381 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,793 That's because you've never malfunctioned. 382 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,420 i heard that she used to be 383 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,880 the most beautiful Barbie of all, 384 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,425 but then someone played with her too hard in the Real World. 385 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,271 And now she's fated to an eternity 386 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:08,814 of making other Barbies perfect 387 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,317 while falling more and more into disrepair herself. 388 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,277 That, and we all call her Weird Barbie 389 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,696 both behind her back and also to her face. 390 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,156 She's so weird. 391 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,826 Why is she always in the splits? 392 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:32,040 Oh, i would never wear heels if my feet were shaped this way. 393 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:36,967 Hello? 394 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:38,552 Oh. 395 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:40,137 Bark. 396 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:42,807 Woot. 397 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,226 Bark. 398 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:49,146 Hey. What's cookin', good-lookin'? 399 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,650 - Hi. - Welcome. 400 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,109 Welcome to my Weirdhouse. 401 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,198 - Hi, how are ya? - Nice to meet you. 402 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,492 Sorry about the dog crap. What can i do ya for? 403 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:04,870 i just had to come see you about my feet. 404 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,288 They're, um... 405 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,213 Flat. 406 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:15,214 Yeah. 407 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,216 - Never seen that before. - Really? 408 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,920 Whoa. 409 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:21,530 Okay. Well, can you, you know, fix them? 410 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:22,304 You're Stereotypical Barbie, right? 411 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,389 Mm-hmm. 412 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:28,894 That Ken of yours, he is one nice-looking little protein pot. 413 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,620 i guess. 414 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,439 I'd like to see what kind of nude blob 415 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,899 he's packing under those jeans. 416 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,652 - Anyway, what preceded this? - Oh, nothing. 417 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,572 A really fun game of volleyball. 418 00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:43,750 - That's it? - Thoughts of death. 419 00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:44,535 What is it? 420 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,873 Maybe some thoughts of death? 421 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,666 Thoughts of death! 422 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,835 - Is that a problem? - Oh. 423 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,670 - What? - I've heard of this. 424 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,631 Of course, i didn't think it was possible, but it's real. 425 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,927 Oh, you've done it. You've opened a portal. 426 00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:03,345 i didn't open a portal. 427 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:07,558 Someone did, and now there is a rip in the continuum 428 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:10,478 that is the membrane between Barbie Land and the Real World, 429 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,271 and if you wanna be Stereotypical Barbie 430 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,774 perfect again, then, baby girl, you gotta go fix it. 431 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,358 Or you're gonna keep going funny. 432 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:17,485 Look at your upper thigh. 433 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,197 - gasps What is that? - That's cellulite. 434 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,615 - That's gonna spread everywhere. - What? 435 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,158 And then you're gonna start getting sad 436 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,826 and mushy and complicated. 437 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,203 - No! - hisses 438 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,454 What do i have to do? 439 00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:30,581 You have to go 440 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,820 - to the Real World. - Okay. 441 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,251 And you have to find the girl who's playing with you. 442 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,336 Playing with me? 443 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:36,587 We're all being played with, babe. 444 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:39,173 But usually there's some kind of separation. Thanks. 445 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:43,260 There's the girl and the doll. And never the twain shall cross. 446 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,762 - The twain is crossing? - Yes. 447 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,931 And the girl who's playing with you, she must be sad, 448 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:48,891 and her thoughts and feelings and humanness 449 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,143 are interfering with your dollness. 450 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:52,895 Why would she be sad? 451 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,648 We fixed everything so that all women in the Real World 452 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,149 can be happy and powerful. 453 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,400 i don't know, but if you ask me, 454 00:21:58,484 --> 00:21:59,985 you had something to do with this too. 455 00:22:00,690 --> 00:22:00,778 Me? 456 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,488 - Takes two to rip a portal. - i can't have. 457 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:03,864 I've only ever wanted 458 00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,783 for everything to stay exactly as it is. 459 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:06,826 Well, be that as it may, 460 00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:10,663 the two of you are becoming inextricably intertwined. 461 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,957 And you gotta help her to help yourself. 462 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,254 girls' voices 463 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:19,839 So, should-- Whoo! 464 00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:21,757 So, what'll it be then? 465 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,300 You can go back to your regular life 466 00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:25,100 and forget any of this ever happened, 467 00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:27,930 or you can know the truth about the universe. 468 00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:31,642 The choice is now yours. 469 00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:33,602 The first one. The high heel. 470 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,355 No. We'll do a re-do. 471 00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:38,524 You're supposed to want to know. 472 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:39,483 i don't. 473 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:40,901 Babe, listen. 474 00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:42,945 You have to want to know, okay? Do it again. 475 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,197 I'm not Adventure Barbie. I'm Stereotypical Barbie. 476 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:46,490 I'm like the Barbie you think of 477 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,367 when someone says, "Think of a Barbie." 478 00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:49,827 That's me. 479 00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:53,873 I'm bummed. You're a bummer. That's a bummer. 480 00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:55,958 Okay, I'm ready to forget now. 481 00:22:56,410 --> 00:22:58,252 No! You're doing this one! 482 00:22:58,419 --> 00:22:59,545 i just gave you a choice 483 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,171 so you could feel some sense of control. 484 00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:03,173 - So there is no option one? - No! 485 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:06,427 You have to fix the rip yourself. 486 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,804 Don't blame me, blame Mattel. They make the rules. 487 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,306 Oh, i don't want to. 488 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,160 Fine, get cellulite. i don't care. 489 00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:14,560 No! No, no, no. No. Okay. Yeah. 490 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,106 Send me through the portal. 491 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,483 Okay. There's actually no portal. 492 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:22,943 - Oh. - It's a figure of speech. 493 00:23:23,270 --> 00:23:25,654 It's actually a sports car to a speedboat, 494 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,324 to a rocket ship, to a tandem bike, 495 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,350 to a Camper van, fun, to a snowmobile, brr... 496 00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:32,453 which will take you most of the way 497 00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,121 to the state of Los Angeles, 498 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:36,123 where you will don neon and Rollerblades, 499 00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:38,334 and enter the country of California. 500 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,878 Weird, i know. Best if you don't think about it too much. 501 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,589 And then when i get there, how do i find this girl? 502 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:45,799 You will know. 503 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:48,802 Okay. And how do i get back? 504 00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,554 The same way you came, but in reverse. 505 00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:53,474 Like i should move forward but do the order backward or go-- 506 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,476 - Don't overthink it. - Oh. Okay. 507 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:59,855 For you see, if you do not find her and fix things, 508 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,690 what's ugly will become uglier, 509 00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:03,609 and what's weird will become weirder. 510 00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:05,486 And then you'll look like me. 511 00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:06,820 Aah! Oh. 512 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:08,906 Sorry. 513 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:11,909 i understand. i set myself up for that. 514 00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:14,203 - Anyway, i believe in you. - Thank you. 515 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,705 Go. Be careful. i love you. 516 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,166 - Bye. - Bye. 517 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:21,335 crowd Bon voyage to reality, 518 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,254 and good luck restoring the membrane 519 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:27,490 that separates our world from theirs 520 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,176 so you don't get cellulite! 521 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:31,110 cheering 522 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,304 i guess she's going without you. 523 00:24:32,388 --> 00:24:33,722 You're so lost, Ken. 524 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,266 - laughs - She literally asked me. 525 00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:38,477 And i was like, "i prefer to stay here." 526 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:39,853 Why? Are you scared? 527 00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:42,220 - No. - laughs i bet you're scared. 528 00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:44,108 And i bet she doesn't even want you to go. 529 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,276 Well, you bet both those things incorrectly, 530 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,237 and i bet in the opposite direction. 531 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,571 - Yeah? - Yeah. 532 00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:52,908 Which way is that? You don't even know. 533 00:24:53,330 --> 00:24:53,951 i just don't want to leave. 534 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,869 I'm trying to find reasons not to leave. 535 00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:56,787 Please stay. 536 00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,330 I'm gonna miss you guys so much. 537 00:24:58,414 --> 00:25:00,958 i just wish someone could come with me, but you can't. 538 00:25:01,410 --> 00:25:01,959 i should do this alone. 539 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:03,794 - What bird am i thinking of? - Parrot. 540 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:05,379 Dolphin. i mean, no, a bird. 541 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,214 Pelican. 542 00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:08,424 - Ohh. - Man. 543 00:25:09,490 --> 00:25:10,920 We'll miss you, Barbie. 544 00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:11,635 I'll be back in no time, with perfect feet, 545 00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:13,512 and we'll forget that this ever happened. 546 00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:14,680 And you'll get to see all the good work 547 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:16,140 we've done to fix the world. 548 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:17,891 You'll be such a hero to them. 549 00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:19,768 All those grateful, powerful women 550 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:22,620 who owe their wonderful lives to Barbie. 551 00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:24,189 I'll bet every woman will say thank you 552 00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:25,733 and give you a really big hug. 553 00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:28,944 Yes, you're right. Here i go. 554 00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:30,612 Bye. 555 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:33,449 - Bye, Barbie. - Bye. 556 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:37,244 Bye, Barbie. Good luck in reality. 557 00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:39,413 - Watch for cellulite! - horn honks 558 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:44,168 i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains 559 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:48,630 i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains 560 00:25:49,890 --> 00:25:53,135 There's more than one answer to these questions 561 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:56,221 Pointing me in a crooked line 562 00:25:56,305 --> 00:26:00,225 And the less i seek my source for some definitive 563 00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:05,272 Closer i am to fine 564 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,274 - Closer i am to fi-- - Closer i am to fi-- 565 00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:09,526 - Aah! - Aah! 566 00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:13,300 continue screaming 567 00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:16,492 panting What are you doing here? 568 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:17,576 I'm coming with you. 569 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:19,953 - No. Please get out. - i can't. 570 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:21,580 i made a double bet with Ken, 571 00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:24,458 and you can't make me look uncool in front of Ken. 572 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:25,918 Ken's not cool! 573 00:26:26,430 --> 00:26:27,211 He is to me. 574 00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:28,837 You're just gonna slow me down. 575 00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,923 Barbie, what if there's beach? 576 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,133 You'll need someone who's a professional in that. 577 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:36,762 Did you bring your Rollerblades? 578 00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:39,473 i literally go nowhere without them. 579 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,102 - Please? - Okay. 580 00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:44,603 Wow. chuckling 581 00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:46,313 Let's do this. 582 00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:47,731 - Can i sit in the front? - No. 583 00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:52,945 narrator And so Barbie and Ken set off on their adventure 584 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,300 to the Real World. 585 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:30,230 - Barbie. - Wow. laughs 586 00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:31,660 Yes! 587 00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:41,660 Wow. This is the Real World. 588 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:44,163 Barbie, i told you there'd be beach. 589 00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:44,955 Yeah. 590 00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:48,410 onlookers whistle 591 00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:52,796 Hmm. 592 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,631 Oh, yeah! 593 00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:58,302 - wolf whistle - What's going on? 594 00:27:58,385 --> 00:28:00,345 Give us a smile, blondie. 595 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,348 Why are these men looking at me? 596 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:05,142 Yeah, they're also staring at me. 597 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:06,435 Oh, love that! 598 00:28:07,190 --> 00:28:07,769 Wow. 599 00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:10,397 i feel kind of ill at ease, like... 600 00:28:11,230 --> 00:28:12,524 i don't know the word for it, but I'm... 601 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:13,525 man Nice leotard. 602 00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:17,321 ..conscious, but it's myself that I'm conscious of. 603 00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:18,530 Ken I'm not getting any of that. 604 00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:20,908 i feel what could only be described as admired. 605 00:28:20,991 --> 00:28:23,760 - man Damn, girl! - But not ogled. 606 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,770 man You're hot. 607 00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:25,787 And there's no undertone of violence. 608 00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:28,332 Mine very much has an undertone of violence. 609 00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:30,500 Oh, look, a construction site. 610 00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:32,461 We need that good feminine energy. 611 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,755 - Yeah. - Ladies! Yoo-hoo. 612 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:36,757 - Oh. - You got fries with that shake? 613 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,717 If i said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me? 614 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,635 Have i died and gone to heaven? 615 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:40,636 Is that a mirror in your pocket? 616 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:41,678 Baby, you are an angel. 617 00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:42,846 i can see myself in your shorts. 618 00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:44,348 i don't know exactly what you meant 619 00:28:44,431 --> 00:28:45,849 with all of those little quips, 620 00:28:45,933 --> 00:28:47,809 but I'm picking up on some sort of entendre, 621 00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:49,436 which appears to be double, 622 00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,104 and i would just like to inform you, 623 00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:53,565 i do not have a vagina. 624 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,485 And he does not have a penis. 625 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:58,362 We don't have genitals. 626 00:28:58,445 --> 00:28:59,404 - That's okay. - Yeah. 627 00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:00,948 - Yeah, whatever. Yeah. - It's cool. 628 00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:03,408 i have all the genitals. 629 00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:04,868 Geez, you would think 630 00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:06,411 a construction site at lunch time 631 00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:08,664 would be the perfect place for a little woman power, 632 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:11,667 but this one was so... male. 633 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:16,338 Everything is almost like... reversed here. 634 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:20,384 Oh, look. 635 00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:21,510 The Supreme Court. 636 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,136 - Ken They're so smart. - Yeah. 637 00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:25,389 man Yeah, Brian, do it, bro! 638 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:26,723 slap 639 00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:32,562 i love me a leotard. 640 00:29:32,646 --> 00:29:34,147 i love the elbow pads. 641 00:29:34,231 --> 00:29:36,233 i think we should get some different clothes. 642 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:39,987 We look great. 643 00:29:40,700 --> 00:29:41,571 - i love fringe. - i love denim. 644 00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:42,948 - Ha ha ha ha! - laughs 645 00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:44,783 Hey, man. 646 00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:47,119 You guys gotta pay for that stuff. 647 00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:51,415 She looks even better in more clothes. 648 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:53,000 Because you can imagine more. 649 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,252 You know what? Keep ā€˜em. 650 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,880 Weird Barbie said i would know how to find this girl, 651 00:29:58,171 --> 00:30:00,070 but i have no idea. 652 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:01,490 Hmm. 653 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:02,634 What would a smart Barbie do? 654 00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:05,530 i just need to clear my mind so i can think. 655 00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:07,431 Who is playing with me? 656 00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,433 i hate it when people think. i get so bored. 657 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:11,810 Faster i figure it out, the faster we get to go home. 658 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:14,620 - What am i supposed to do? - Ken! 659 00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:15,689 - Go for a walk or something. - By myself? 660 00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:16,982 - Yes. - Really? Where? 661 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:18,358 Anywhere. 662 00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:20,277 - Can i go that way? - Yes. Okay. 663 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,617 - Don't go far. - Okay! 664 00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:31,790 exhales 665 00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:33,457 man Excuse me, sir. 666 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:35,542 Thanks, man. 667 00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:47,220 What's up, man? 668 00:30:48,550 --> 00:30:48,972 We've got to man up on this one. 669 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:49,890 Great workout, man. 670 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:51,141 men Men, men, men. 671 00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:53,810 - You're the man! - No, you're the man! 672 00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:55,228 Men, men, men. 673 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,111 horse neighs 674 00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:08,330 Based on the ROI, we are exceeding expectations. 675 00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:09,201 Good stuff. 676 00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:10,118 I'm not worried about it. 677 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:11,912 Not now, Margaret. Let's shake on this. 678 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:12,996 We are gonna make a lot of money. 679 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:14,390 We are officially important. 680 00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:15,707 - businessmen laugh - Mm-hmm. 681 00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:30,347 gunshot 682 00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:38,397 Yes! 47269

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