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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,961 --> 00:00:03,003 - I'm told your grain has blight. 2 00:00:03,047 --> 00:00:04,421 - Yes. This is the wheat. 3 00:00:04,506 --> 00:00:06,506 - Gorgeous. And the blighted grain? 4 00:00:06,508 --> 00:00:08,550 - Well, wheat is grain. This is it. 5 00:00:08,635 --> 00:00:11,887 - Yes. Disgusting. The ugly face of-- 6 00:00:11,930 --> 00:00:13,180 - That's good wheat. - Good wheat. 7 00:00:13,223 --> 00:00:15,057 Give me the bad wheat. 8 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:17,684 Well, okay, this looks-- are you sure? 9 00:00:17,770 --> 00:00:19,019 Well, of course you are. 10 00:00:19,104 --> 00:00:21,313 The strangely better-looking face 11 00:00:21,398 --> 00:00:24,149 Of our new enemy, grain blight. 12 00:00:24,193 --> 00:00:25,817 We're on to you, handsome. 13 00:00:25,903 --> 00:00:29,571 In this city, we like grain for its personality. 14 00:00:29,656 --> 00:00:31,281 thank you. 15 00:00:31,325 --> 00:00:32,866 I'm off to the next farm now. 16 00:00:32,951 --> 00:00:34,201 Let me know how I can help. 17 00:00:34,244 --> 00:00:35,660 - Can I have that kebab? - Say what now? 18 00:00:35,704 --> 00:00:38,371 - The kebab. It looks great. - Best in the city. 19 00:00:38,457 --> 00:00:40,832 That's why there's always a very long line to get one, 20 00:00:40,876 --> 00:00:42,042 Which he knows. 21 00:00:42,086 --> 00:00:43,752 - You asked how you could help. 22 00:00:43,837 --> 00:00:45,045 - Yeah, with the blight. 23 00:00:45,130 --> 00:00:46,505 - I'm a hungry farmer. 24 00:00:46,507 --> 00:00:48,799 - Okay, but are you grain blight hungry, 25 00:00:48,842 --> 00:00:49,925 Or did you just skip breakfast? 26 00:00:50,010 --> 00:00:51,134 Because that's me. 27 00:00:51,220 --> 00:00:53,595 Well, you did ask. 28 00:00:57,309 --> 00:00:59,017 Are you enjoying it? - So good. 29 00:00:59,103 --> 00:01:01,144 - Shared my kebab. Pretty good king. 30 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:03,105 Just warning everyone, though, I kiss better ass 31 00:01:03,148 --> 00:01:04,940 With a full stomach. 32 00:01:07,945 --> 00:01:15,242 ♪ ♪ 33 00:01:30,008 --> 00:01:32,008 what? 34 00:01:32,094 --> 00:01:34,094 - Just taking in the morning funny vases. 35 00:01:34,179 --> 00:01:36,429 This wacky fellow here has no food, 36 00:01:36,515 --> 00:01:39,307 But a god's dropped by for dinner, so he ends up... 37 00:01:39,393 --> 00:01:41,351 boiling his own brother. 38 00:01:41,436 --> 00:01:43,311 - I think I've got the funny vases. 39 00:01:43,355 --> 00:01:44,813 - You have the obituaries, darling. 40 00:01:44,857 --> 00:01:46,064 - Laughter withdrawn. 41 00:01:46,108 --> 00:01:48,191 Someone boiled a human in real life? 42 00:01:48,277 --> 00:01:49,609 They're bland enough raw. 43 00:01:49,653 --> 00:01:52,237 - Can I get the obits? They sound kinda awesome. 44 00:01:52,322 --> 00:01:54,489 - This grain blight should be called a career blight. 45 00:01:54,575 --> 00:01:56,908 It's killing my reputation with dying people. 46 00:01:56,994 --> 00:01:58,618 Mom, I hate to ask for your help. 47 00:01:58,662 --> 00:02:01,788 - Really? And why is that? - You aren't helpful. 48 00:02:01,790 --> 00:02:02,873 But aren't you buddies 49 00:02:02,958 --> 00:02:04,332 With the goddess of wheats and grains? 50 00:02:04,376 --> 00:02:07,711 By the way, everybody, same thing. 51 00:02:07,754 --> 00:02:09,754 - Demeter is agriculture. 52 00:02:09,798 --> 00:02:10,922 I'd hardly call us buddies. 53 00:02:11,008 --> 00:02:13,633 More like jerks. 54 00:02:13,677 --> 00:02:15,251 Mm, no. Botched that. 55 00:02:15,262 --> 00:02:17,262 Immortal rivalries can't be explained, 56 00:02:17,306 --> 00:02:19,339 Because they transcend time. 57 00:02:19,349 --> 00:02:22,350 I mean, the woman thinks I borrowed her earrings. 58 00:02:22,436 --> 00:02:24,060 That's how long ago she borrowed them from me. 59 00:02:24,104 --> 00:02:25,353 They're mine. 60 00:02:25,439 --> 00:02:27,856 - Mortals need wheat, mom. We're going to die. 61 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:29,107 - You don't only eat wheat. 62 00:02:29,193 --> 00:02:30,567 Have more beef. 63 00:02:30,694 --> 00:02:32,027 Beef? 64 00:02:32,070 --> 00:02:33,904 Beef eats wheat. 65 00:02:33,947 --> 00:02:36,031 - You can feel it in the street? 66 00:02:36,116 --> 00:02:37,199 - So let me get this straight. 67 00:02:37,242 --> 00:02:40,785 Humans grow food, then feed their food 68 00:02:40,829 --> 00:02:42,287 To their other food? 69 00:02:42,372 --> 00:02:44,581 And you wonder why you're constantly hungry. 70 00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:46,958 - Stupendous, didn't you have a warrior friend, 71 00:02:47,044 --> 00:02:49,252 About your height, wore a one-horned helmet? 72 00:02:49,338 --> 00:02:50,921 - You're describing prack. 73 00:02:51,048 --> 00:02:53,006 And they're not my friend. They're my enemy. 74 00:02:53,091 --> 00:02:54,674 - Oh, well, then this is good news. 75 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:58,929 - What is prack the unstoppable doing in the obituaries? 76 00:02:58,972 --> 00:03:00,222 - Um, stopping? 77 00:03:00,340 --> 00:03:03,350 - Oh, right, that's...Good. 78 00:03:03,435 --> 00:03:06,061 - I'll never understand the mortal reaction to death, 79 00:03:06,104 --> 00:03:09,022 The one event that can't possibly surprise you. 80 00:03:09,066 --> 00:03:10,190 - Mom, grain blight? 81 00:03:10,275 --> 00:03:11,858 - Will you give me some space? 82 00:03:11,944 --> 00:03:13,109 Your sister's in mourning. 83 00:03:13,153 --> 00:03:14,653 Plack died. - Prack. 84 00:03:14,738 --> 00:03:16,571 - Hardly matters now. 85 00:03:25,832 --> 00:03:27,040 Boop. 86 00:03:27,125 --> 00:03:29,918 Okay, what do people say for these things? 87 00:03:29,962 --> 00:03:32,045 Demeter, goddess of harvest, 88 00:03:32,089 --> 00:03:34,381 I give you a very heavy goat 89 00:03:34,466 --> 00:03:36,967 And my three remaining years of good back. 90 00:03:37,052 --> 00:03:39,302 I've got a city to watch die. 91 00:03:39,346 --> 00:03:41,304 Thanks in advance for... 92 00:03:41,348 --> 00:03:43,682 - You're welcome. - Ah! Oh. 93 00:03:43,809 --> 00:03:45,934 You're--you're actually here? 94 00:03:46,019 --> 00:03:47,227 - I'm a sucker for a dead goat. 95 00:03:47,312 --> 00:03:48,895 - Oh, I'm kind of squeamish, 96 00:03:48,939 --> 00:03:50,814 So I just gave it a bowl of wine. 97 00:03:53,277 --> 00:03:55,026 Sorry. If it counts, I promise 98 00:03:55,112 --> 00:03:56,695 That goat's life is ruined. 99 00:03:56,738 --> 00:04:00,031 - Don't tell anyone, but the gods don't actually do 100 00:04:00,075 --> 00:04:01,741 Anything with the sacrifices. 101 00:04:01,776 --> 00:04:02,784 - I figure. 102 00:04:02,911 --> 00:04:04,202 You just want humans to value your time, 103 00:04:04,288 --> 00:04:06,746 And humans only value what we pay for. 104 00:04:06,790 --> 00:04:07,789 - Cynical. 105 00:04:07,874 --> 00:04:09,082 Insightful. 106 00:04:09,167 --> 00:04:10,458 - I have a goddess in the family. 107 00:04:10,544 --> 00:04:12,752 Grew up too close to the magic. 108 00:04:12,796 --> 00:04:13,878 - Deliria. 109 00:04:14,006 --> 00:04:15,088 You're just like her. 110 00:04:15,173 --> 00:04:16,464 - Oh, good. 111 00:04:16,508 --> 00:04:18,466 Do you have a sacrificial dagger handy, 112 00:04:18,510 --> 00:04:20,218 Or should I just leap off the roof? 113 00:04:20,220 --> 00:04:21,845 stop. 114 00:04:21,930 --> 00:04:23,346 How is she? - You know mom. 115 00:04:23,432 --> 00:04:25,223 And mother doesn't know I'm here. 116 00:04:25,309 --> 00:04:27,642 - Understood. Why is your city dying? 117 00:04:27,728 --> 00:04:30,061 - You really don't know? How much time do you have? 118 00:04:30,105 --> 00:04:32,188 - For you? Plenty. 119 00:04:32,274 --> 00:04:35,191 I like this bouquet of self-hatred and confidence. 120 00:04:35,235 --> 00:04:36,693 - Then I would like to confidently 121 00:04:36,737 --> 00:04:40,697 And self-hatingly tell you about diseased grain. 122 00:04:40,741 --> 00:04:42,032 - Ooh. 123 00:04:42,117 --> 00:04:44,367 Ferment! Would you like one? 124 00:04:44,453 --> 00:04:46,953 - Normally never on the job, but I think it would make 125 00:04:47,039 --> 00:04:47,954 The goat more comfortable. 126 00:04:53,086 --> 00:04:54,044 - Your door's sticking. 127 00:04:54,087 --> 00:04:55,587 - It's called a lock. 128 00:04:55,672 --> 00:04:57,297 - Doesn't work. I want to go to hades. 129 00:04:57,341 --> 00:04:58,298 - You're well on your way. 130 00:04:58,342 --> 00:05:00,633 - I want to go before I die 131 00:05:00,719 --> 00:05:01,801 And then come back. 132 00:05:01,887 --> 00:05:03,011 - That's sicily. 133 00:05:03,096 --> 00:05:05,638 - You realize prack died from a bee sting? 134 00:05:05,766 --> 00:05:06,848 That can't happen. 135 00:05:06,933 --> 00:05:08,892 Prack dies when I kill them. 136 00:05:08,935 --> 00:05:10,352 - I'm too smart to get my ass kicked 137 00:05:10,437 --> 00:05:13,897 By asking a single question about this prack relationship. 138 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:15,982 - What questions could you possibly have? 139 00:05:16,026 --> 00:05:17,233 - Is prack a man or a woman? 140 00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:20,904 I am really stupid sometimes. 141 00:05:20,947 --> 00:05:22,530 - Gender means nothing to a warrior. 142 00:05:22,574 --> 00:05:25,325 My job is to fight prack, not explain them. 143 00:05:25,410 --> 00:05:28,286 And I know you can help me 'cause when we were teenagers, 144 00:05:28,330 --> 00:05:30,038 You never shut up about hades. 145 00:05:30,082 --> 00:05:32,123 It's half the reason you couldn't get laid. 146 00:05:32,167 --> 00:05:33,208 - What was the other half? 147 00:05:33,251 --> 00:05:35,752 Ahh! Okay, okay, okay. 148 00:05:35,796 --> 00:05:38,088 I think I can...Poison you? 149 00:05:38,131 --> 00:05:39,089 Oof! 150 00:05:39,132 --> 00:05:40,590 - All I needed to hear. 151 00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:44,052 - Sorry. Where was I? 152 00:05:44,137 --> 00:05:45,720 - Oh, your people are starving. 153 00:05:45,806 --> 00:05:46,846 - Yes, starving. 154 00:05:46,932 --> 00:05:48,014 Well, you get the idea. 155 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:49,099 - Mm-hmm, I do. 156 00:05:49,184 --> 00:05:51,017 Blight on the grain. I had no idea. 157 00:05:51,061 --> 00:05:53,144 It'll be gone by morning. - Thank you. 158 00:05:53,230 --> 00:05:55,355 This was a life-changing day for me, demeter. 159 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,899 You've ruined every prejudice I had about gods. 160 00:05:57,984 --> 00:05:59,609 - Oh, keep them. 161 00:05:59,694 --> 00:06:00,902 I'm exceptional. 162 00:06:00,946 --> 00:06:02,904 - That is an understatement. 163 00:06:04,116 --> 00:06:05,949 You should let me repay you for this, 164 00:06:06,034 --> 00:06:07,951 Like, with lunch or something. 165 00:06:08,036 --> 00:06:10,203 - Are you asking me out? 166 00:06:10,288 --> 00:06:12,205 - Uh... - I would love that. 167 00:06:12,290 --> 00:06:13,415 - Yep! 168 00:06:14,835 --> 00:06:17,085 I have a date with a goddess. 169 00:06:17,129 --> 00:06:18,420 I have a date with a goddess. 170 00:06:18,505 --> 00:06:21,506 ♪ I have a date with a goddess ♪ 171 00:06:21,591 --> 00:06:24,509 Ahh! 172 00:06:27,806 --> 00:06:28,847 Ugh! 173 00:06:28,932 --> 00:06:30,014 - Are you all right, man? 174 00:06:30,058 --> 00:06:31,808 - Yeah, I'm good. 175 00:06:31,893 --> 00:06:32,934 I have a date with a goddess. 176 00:06:32,978 --> 00:06:34,144 - Oh, that's nice. 177 00:06:34,229 --> 00:06:36,229 My wife died. - Oh. I'm so sorry. 178 00:06:36,356 --> 00:06:37,730 - Yeah, I, uh, went for a walk, 179 00:06:37,774 --> 00:06:40,108 Because I can't clean out her closet without crying, 180 00:06:40,193 --> 00:06:42,402 So guess we're having two different days. 181 00:06:42,446 --> 00:06:44,362 But, you know, thanks for being tacky enough 182 00:06:44,406 --> 00:06:46,364 To brag about yours. - Aha! 183 00:06:46,450 --> 00:06:48,533 And thank you for going on the offensive, 184 00:06:48,577 --> 00:06:51,202 Because now I don't have to feel bad that... 185 00:06:51,246 --> 00:06:54,747 ♪ I have a date with a goddess ♪ 186 00:06:54,791 --> 00:06:58,960 ♪ and a goddess has a date with me ♪ 187 00:06:59,045 --> 00:07:01,254 ♪ you judgmental dick ♪ 188 00:07:01,339 --> 00:07:02,839 - Have you seen the wheat? 189 00:07:02,924 --> 00:07:04,048 It's healthy. 190 00:07:04,092 --> 00:07:05,091 More than healthy. 191 00:07:05,177 --> 00:07:06,718 Lustrous. 192 00:07:06,803 --> 00:07:08,052 - Was it your work, my love? 193 00:07:08,096 --> 00:07:09,471 Did you save our boy's city? 194 00:07:09,514 --> 00:07:12,223 - Not saying I did, not saying I didn't. 195 00:07:12,309 --> 00:07:13,975 But if I did, you're welcome. 196 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:15,477 So I believe I've earned a day off. 197 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,353 - We'll try to cover your shift. 198 00:07:17,439 --> 00:07:19,189 you've got to love her. 199 00:07:19,232 --> 00:07:21,107 - No, that's just you. 200 00:07:21,193 --> 00:07:23,234 dad, I went to see demeter. 201 00:07:23,278 --> 00:07:25,403 - Oh? - She fixed the grain. 202 00:07:25,489 --> 00:07:28,656 - Oh! - And I asked her out. 203 00:07:28,742 --> 00:07:29,824 - What? - Shh, shh. 204 00:07:29,910 --> 00:07:32,368 - Hero! Son, you're a hero. 205 00:07:32,454 --> 00:07:33,953 - You don't even know what she said. 206 00:07:34,039 --> 00:07:35,705 - Who cares? - She said yes. 207 00:07:35,790 --> 00:07:36,998 - I care! Details. 208 00:07:37,083 --> 00:07:38,249 - There are none. - Make them up. 209 00:07:38,293 --> 00:07:40,043 - That's childish. - I'm childish. 210 00:07:40,086 --> 00:07:42,170 Daddy needy deetie. Daddy needy deetie. 211 00:07:42,255 --> 00:07:43,922 - We're going to lunch. We'll see how it goes. 212 00:07:43,965 --> 00:07:44,923 That's all I got. 213 00:07:44,966 --> 00:07:45,924 - It's all you want. 214 00:07:46,009 --> 00:07:47,842 My son in the club. 215 00:07:47,928 --> 00:07:49,177 Doesn't matter what happens now, 216 00:07:49,221 --> 00:07:51,346 Even if you die on your way to meet her, 217 00:07:51,473 --> 00:07:54,682 Which you could if your mother finds out. 218 00:07:54,726 --> 00:07:58,645 Ooh, she will perceive this as a cosmic transgression. 219 00:07:58,688 --> 00:07:59,854 You've crossed a line. 220 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:01,022 - But I'm in the club! 221 00:08:01,066 --> 00:08:02,190 - There's no club for this. 222 00:08:02,234 --> 00:08:03,942 Your mom's on the outs with her, 223 00:08:04,027 --> 00:08:05,735 And you're gonna--yikes! 224 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:06,819 - You were proud! 225 00:08:06,905 --> 00:08:08,404 - I still am. And terrified. 226 00:08:08,448 --> 00:08:10,907 And for both our sakes, I will deny 227 00:08:11,034 --> 00:08:13,618 This conversation ever happened. 228 00:08:13,703 --> 00:08:15,370 Best of luck. 229 00:08:17,374 --> 00:08:19,499 - Anyone weaker than you would die from this, 230 00:08:19,543 --> 00:08:21,793 But if you're lucky and you listen to me-- 231 00:08:21,836 --> 00:08:23,044 - I'm not afraid. 232 00:08:23,088 --> 00:08:24,671 - It's not fear that's gonna keep you in hades. 233 00:08:24,714 --> 00:08:25,964 It's ignorance. 234 00:08:26,007 --> 00:08:28,049 It's the parts of ourselves that we don't get 235 00:08:28,051 --> 00:08:30,969 That hades gets, and it hangs on-- 236 00:08:31,012 --> 00:08:32,637 Fascinating. 237 00:08:32,722 --> 00:08:33,805 - No! 238 00:08:33,890 --> 00:08:35,807 That's a sipping poison. 239 00:08:38,853 --> 00:08:43,731 ♪ ♪ 240 00:08:44,734 --> 00:08:46,025 - Whoa. 241 00:08:46,152 --> 00:08:49,153 Hades sucks. 242 00:08:53,076 --> 00:08:54,033 - Hi. - Hi. 243 00:08:54,119 --> 00:08:56,452 - I'm excited for lunch. 244 00:08:56,496 --> 00:08:57,620 - Me too. 245 00:08:57,664 --> 00:08:59,539 For lunch. 246 00:09:04,754 --> 00:09:06,796 Is this at all sacrilegious? 247 00:09:06,881 --> 00:09:08,131 - Yeah. Desecrate me. 248 00:09:08,174 --> 00:09:09,674 - At your command. 249 00:09:15,807 --> 00:09:16,764 - What do you see? 250 00:09:16,850 --> 00:09:18,099 a bunch of stuff. 251 00:09:18,143 --> 00:09:19,517 - That doesn't help me. 252 00:09:19,603 --> 00:09:20,351 Look for a river. 253 00:09:20,437 --> 00:09:21,644 Is there a river? - Yeah. 254 00:09:21,771 --> 00:09:24,230 - If a single drop of that river touches you, 255 00:09:24,316 --> 00:09:25,481 You'll forget your whole life 256 00:09:25,567 --> 00:09:27,734 And wander the banks like a schnook. 257 00:09:27,777 --> 00:09:29,068 Do you see any schnooks? 258 00:09:29,154 --> 00:09:30,320 - There's nothing but. 259 00:09:30,405 --> 00:09:31,654 - Who am I? - What's the deal with deals? 260 00:09:31,740 --> 00:09:32,864 - Why am I here? 261 00:09:32,991 --> 00:09:35,241 - Move it, schnooks. Now what? 262 00:09:35,285 --> 00:09:37,243 - You want to find the ferry, but the guy on the ferry 263 00:09:37,287 --> 00:09:39,037 Only lets you pass if you're dead, 264 00:09:39,122 --> 00:09:40,788 So look around for anyone that died 265 00:09:40,874 --> 00:09:42,624 With any type of container. 266 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:43,958 - Ohh! 267 00:09:44,044 --> 00:09:45,501 - You dead? Okay. 268 00:09:45,587 --> 00:09:46,878 You dead? Go. 269 00:09:46,921 --> 00:09:48,796 Hey! You real dead. 270 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:50,632 You dead? Okay, nice try. 271 00:09:50,717 --> 00:09:52,050 Clearly alive. 272 00:09:52,135 --> 00:09:53,885 What happened? What am I doing? 273 00:09:53,928 --> 00:09:54,886 - You were talking to that guy. 274 00:09:54,971 --> 00:09:56,137 - About what? - Birds. 275 00:09:56,222 --> 00:09:57,305 - What do you want to know about birds? 276 00:09:57,390 --> 00:10:00,224 - What are they? - Why are you asking me? 277 00:10:02,187 --> 00:10:03,895 - Everybody watch your step. 278 00:10:03,938 --> 00:10:05,188 Except you. - Who am I? 279 00:10:05,273 --> 00:10:06,773 - You're the boat guy. 280 00:10:06,858 --> 00:10:08,024 - Not bad. 281 00:10:08,151 --> 00:10:10,193 And you are? - Your parents. 282 00:10:10,236 --> 00:10:12,654 - No wonder I'm screwed up. 283 00:10:12,739 --> 00:10:13,821 Boat guy. 284 00:10:13,907 --> 00:10:16,282 prack! 285 00:10:16,326 --> 00:10:17,700 - Took you long enough. 286 00:10:18,870 --> 00:10:20,953 I got no honor down here! 287 00:10:22,207 --> 00:10:24,123 - You let a bee kill you? 288 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:27,210 - I have allergies! 289 00:10:28,171 --> 00:10:29,337 - Did you find prack? 290 00:10:29,464 --> 00:10:31,506 - Yeah, and I'm kicking their ass. 291 00:10:34,636 --> 00:10:35,843 ♪ ♪ 292 00:10:35,887 --> 00:10:38,096 best lunch ever. 293 00:10:38,139 --> 00:10:40,723 - Next time, we'll get food. 294 00:10:40,809 --> 00:10:43,017 I want to give you something. 295 00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:45,311 - It's beautiful. Is this wheat? 296 00:10:45,397 --> 00:10:47,522 - That's wheat, there's oats, rice, corn, barley, 297 00:10:47,607 --> 00:10:51,901 Sorghum, rye, and millet. The eight true cereal grains. 298 00:10:52,028 --> 00:10:55,029 - I promise never to eat this bracelet. 299 00:10:55,073 --> 00:10:57,156 Can I see you tomorrow? - I'd like that. 300 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,325 - When you fly away, do you shout something? 301 00:10:59,411 --> 00:11:01,235 - Like what? "agriculture"? 302 00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:02,620 - No wrong answers. 303 00:11:02,706 --> 00:11:03,621 - How about this? 304 00:11:03,748 --> 00:11:05,873 Quinoa! 305 00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:07,875 - Quinoa. 306 00:11:07,919 --> 00:11:10,128 ♪ I'm in love, love song ♪ 307 00:11:10,213 --> 00:11:12,964 ♪ I'm in love, love song ♪ 308 00:11:13,007 --> 00:11:14,882 ♪ I'm in love ♪ 309 00:11:14,926 --> 00:11:16,467 ♪ sex ♪ - whore! 310 00:11:16,553 --> 00:11:18,594 - Ah! What are you doing? Oh, my god. 311 00:11:18,638 --> 00:11:21,055 - How long did you think you could do this? 312 00:11:21,141 --> 00:11:23,516 - Do what? - Oh, now you're strategic. 313 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:26,853 She just shouted, "quinoa!" from the rooftop. 314 00:11:26,938 --> 00:11:29,522 - I did nothing wrong, and this has nothing to do with you. 315 00:11:29,566 --> 00:11:32,734 - Nothing to--excuse me for one divine chuckle. 316 00:11:32,819 --> 00:11:34,902 ha! 317 00:11:39,534 --> 00:11:42,410 So it's just dumb luck that you slept with a goddess 318 00:11:42,495 --> 00:11:44,662 I told you I wasn't speaking to? 319 00:11:44,706 --> 00:11:46,789 - It's dumb luck when I sleep with anyone. 320 00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:49,292 She's the god of agriculture. Our wheat was bad. 321 00:11:49,377 --> 00:11:51,878 I prayed to her, and things just kind of, you know-- 322 00:11:51,921 --> 00:11:53,880 - Ugh! Barf! Puke! 323 00:11:53,923 --> 00:11:55,840 Don't walk me through your hookup. 324 00:11:55,884 --> 00:11:56,883 I don't want to hear that. 325 00:11:56,968 --> 00:11:58,301 - I don't want to tell you about it. 326 00:11:58,344 --> 00:12:00,845 Believe me, at no point during my time with demeter 327 00:12:00,889 --> 00:12:02,346 Are you on anyone's mind but your own. 328 00:12:02,432 --> 00:12:04,807 - I believe you're that naive, but-- 329 00:12:04,893 --> 00:12:06,976 - But? - Do I have to say it? 330 00:12:07,061 --> 00:12:10,104 She's getting back at me for the earrings. 331 00:12:10,190 --> 00:12:12,857 - Were you born this crazy? 332 00:12:12,901 --> 00:12:15,276 What is your creation myth, mom? 333 00:12:15,361 --> 00:12:18,196 Was your dad a river that married a volcano, 334 00:12:18,239 --> 00:12:20,031 And you shot up and bashed your head 335 00:12:20,116 --> 00:12:22,074 Against every star in the sky? 336 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:25,161 Is that why we have winter and you're nuts? 337 00:12:25,205 --> 00:12:27,538 Because now that I've met a sane goddess, 338 00:12:27,624 --> 00:12:30,875 I've got to know, what's your excuse? 339 00:12:30,919 --> 00:12:32,293 - What's that? - You like? 340 00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:34,128 It's made from a special beeswax, 341 00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:36,172 None of which is yours. 342 00:12:36,257 --> 00:12:37,381 - She gave that to you? 343 00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:39,500 - Are you going to ruin this too? 344 00:12:39,511 --> 00:12:40,718 - No, it's nice. 345 00:12:40,804 --> 00:12:41,886 And she's nice. 346 00:12:41,971 --> 00:12:43,805 You're right. You've done nothing wrong. 347 00:12:43,890 --> 00:12:45,264 You're just in love. 348 00:12:45,308 --> 00:12:46,808 And she probably doesn't remember I stole her earrings. 349 00:12:46,893 --> 00:12:48,226 - I never said the word love. 350 00:12:48,311 --> 00:12:50,144 But wha--wait. Stole her earrings? 351 00:12:50,188 --> 00:12:51,604 - Oh, let it go. This isn't about that. 352 00:12:51,689 --> 00:12:54,190 And I know my abrupt change in tone is confusing, 353 00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:55,983 And when I leave, you're going to squint at the door 354 00:12:56,069 --> 00:12:57,902 Wondering what I'm up to, but I'm sincere. 355 00:12:57,946 --> 00:12:59,028 You have my blessing. 356 00:12:59,072 --> 00:13:00,571 Good night. 357 00:13:07,038 --> 00:13:09,497 - Hi. Just checking in. 358 00:13:09,582 --> 00:13:10,748 - Not now! 359 00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:12,834 - You said "not now" yesterday! 360 00:13:12,877 --> 00:13:14,919 - I meant it then too. 361 00:13:15,004 --> 00:13:17,129 - Who are you talking to? - Shut up and fight! 362 00:13:17,173 --> 00:13:19,924 - I'm not the one talking! 363 00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:22,009 - Sure sounds like you are. 364 00:13:22,095 --> 00:13:24,220 - Sounds like you are! - Sounds like you are! 365 00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:26,180 - Okay, that's it. I'm gonna revive you. 366 00:13:26,266 --> 00:13:28,015 - No! - Then talk to me! 367 00:13:28,101 --> 00:13:31,018 - I invoke a warrior's respite! 368 00:13:31,104 --> 00:13:32,562 - Seems like a real bitch move. 369 00:13:32,647 --> 00:13:34,438 - You'd know. 370 00:13:34,524 --> 00:13:36,816 If you pull me out, I'll be coming back 371 00:13:36,943 --> 00:13:38,484 The old-fashioned way, with you. 372 00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:42,029 You understand what I'm saying? - Yes, sis. 373 00:13:42,115 --> 00:13:44,282 You're threatening to kill me and yourself. 374 00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:47,410 - You're making it sound bad on purpose. 375 00:13:47,537 --> 00:13:50,121 I'm not killing myself. I'm killing prack. 376 00:13:50,164 --> 00:13:52,707 - Prack is dead, and you're dying. 377 00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:54,041 And I know you're stupid, 378 00:13:54,127 --> 00:13:55,918 But I know you're not that stupid. 379 00:13:56,004 --> 00:13:58,004 I know you know 380 00:13:58,089 --> 00:13:59,922 You're going to do this forever. 381 00:14:00,008 --> 00:14:02,216 You just don't want to admit that you want it, 382 00:14:02,302 --> 00:14:04,302 Because you don't want it to be a choice, 383 00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:06,387 And that's how hades gets you. 384 00:14:06,472 --> 00:14:08,639 So you got to say, "I'm doing this." 385 00:14:08,641 --> 00:14:10,766 Can you say that? 386 00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:12,184 - Sorry, was there a question? 387 00:14:12,228 --> 00:14:13,719 - Are you fighting again? 388 00:14:13,771 --> 00:14:16,647 - Yeah, and if you keep interrupting, I can't finish. 389 00:14:16,733 --> 00:14:17,899 - Finish what? 390 00:14:17,942 --> 00:14:19,734 - You, dummy. - You're the dummy! 391 00:14:19,861 --> 00:14:21,152 - You are! 392 00:14:21,946 --> 00:14:23,154 - Demeter! 393 00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:26,616 Ugh, of course they barely crease the sheets. 394 00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:27,992 - Deliria. 395 00:14:28,077 --> 00:14:29,744 What's that? - Earrings. 396 00:14:29,787 --> 00:14:31,579 - You're giving me earrings? 397 00:14:31,664 --> 00:14:32,830 - I get it. 398 00:14:32,916 --> 00:14:34,040 You're less petty than me. 399 00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:36,834 I come in peace as an old friend and... 400 00:14:36,878 --> 00:14:39,670 your lover's... 401 00:14:39,756 --> 00:14:41,547 mother. 402 00:14:43,968 --> 00:14:45,384 Excuse me. - I understand. 403 00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:47,178 - No, I swear I'm not putting this on. 404 00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:49,221 It's a very real gag reflex. 405 00:14:49,307 --> 00:14:51,557 - And you do know I really love him, right? 406 00:14:51,643 --> 00:14:53,392 - Oh, I believe you. I saw the bracelet. 407 00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:56,604 - Ah, but you understand it's not the same bracelet. 408 00:14:56,731 --> 00:15:00,191 - I know you don't dig up the last guy's skeleton, yes. 409 00:15:00,193 --> 00:15:01,984 You make a brand-new one every time, 410 00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:03,569 Because it's always new. 411 00:15:03,613 --> 00:15:05,696 Every single time. 412 00:15:05,782 --> 00:15:07,073 - Oh, here we go. 413 00:15:07,075 --> 00:15:09,617 We're in this world together forever. 414 00:15:09,702 --> 00:15:12,286 We're going to witness each other repeat a few things. 415 00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:15,164 - Can you repeat things with anyone but my son? 416 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,792 - That's a vile thing to wish for. 417 00:15:17,877 --> 00:15:19,251 I'm going to make him happy. 418 00:15:19,337 --> 00:15:21,379 - Until he gets old or sick. 419 00:15:21,464 --> 00:15:23,372 - Yes, they all get old or sick, 420 00:15:23,383 --> 00:15:25,466 And I put them down before they have to suffer. 421 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:28,260 - Yes, it's their suffering you're concerned with. 422 00:15:28,346 --> 00:15:30,179 - So I should close off my heart 423 00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:31,931 And let him fend for himself-- 424 00:15:31,975 --> 00:15:32,974 - In the wild? 425 00:15:33,059 --> 00:15:34,725 - I was going to say "with you," 426 00:15:34,811 --> 00:15:36,268 But same thing, right? 427 00:15:36,312 --> 00:15:38,312 Honestly, for how amazing he is, 428 00:15:38,398 --> 00:15:41,065 He does not seem well taken care of. 429 00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:42,692 Anything else? 430 00:15:42,777 --> 00:15:43,943 - No. 431 00:15:44,028 --> 00:15:45,152 If you really don't remember-- 432 00:15:45,238 --> 00:15:46,946 - I remember the earrings. 433 00:15:47,031 --> 00:15:48,489 I was high-roading you. 434 00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:49,657 - Damn it. 435 00:15:54,747 --> 00:15:56,247 - Welcome to sirens bluff. 436 00:15:56,332 --> 00:15:57,957 Enjoy the irresistible song of the sirens 437 00:15:58,042 --> 00:15:59,125 On the rocks below, 438 00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:00,793 But don't leap over the railing. 439 00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:02,169 I'll bring water with lemon in it. 440 00:16:02,213 --> 00:16:04,505 - Water with lemon. This is an immortal club. 441 00:16:04,549 --> 00:16:06,132 I didn't know gods could appreciate 442 00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:07,550 Something so peaceful. 443 00:16:07,635 --> 00:16:09,885 - I don't think that's the part they appreciate. 444 00:16:13,349 --> 00:16:14,557 - Oh. 445 00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:17,768 - Sorry, it didn't occur to me that might offend you. 446 00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:19,020 Do you want to go somewhere else? 447 00:16:19,063 --> 00:16:20,980 - Do you? - It's up to you. I'm not-- 448 00:16:21,065 --> 00:16:22,189 - The one that cares about death? 449 00:16:22,275 --> 00:16:24,358 - Is this is our first fight? 450 00:16:24,402 --> 00:16:26,485 All right, I'll admit I feel nothing 451 00:16:26,529 --> 00:16:27,695 For those men down there. 452 00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:30,656 They aren't mine. But if you were drowning, 453 00:16:30,742 --> 00:16:32,366 I would stop the ocean 454 00:16:32,410 --> 00:16:35,619 And urinate on poseidon's face, which he would love. 455 00:16:35,663 --> 00:16:37,079 Ask me about that later. 456 00:16:37,165 --> 00:16:38,873 Split the crab sampler? 457 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:41,625 - Until every crab is sampled. 458 00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:46,922 - Ugh! What's wrong? 459 00:16:47,008 --> 00:16:48,299 - The guy! 460 00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:51,719 You don't hear the guy screaming in violent pain? 461 00:16:51,804 --> 00:16:53,220 - Well, I hear lots of things. 462 00:16:53,306 --> 00:16:54,972 I guess that's one of them, but-- 463 00:16:55,058 --> 00:16:56,682 All right, we'll go somewhere else. 464 00:16:56,768 --> 00:16:57,725 - Is something wrong? 465 00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:59,518 - The screaming hurts my human. 466 00:16:59,604 --> 00:17:00,811 Come on. Come. 467 00:17:00,897 --> 00:17:02,980 - Sorry. They're bloodcurdling. 468 00:17:03,066 --> 00:17:04,065 - You get used to it. 469 00:17:11,199 --> 00:17:13,908 - Stupe, let's go. - I'm almost done. 470 00:17:13,993 --> 00:17:15,159 - I'm not up there. 471 00:17:15,203 --> 00:17:16,619 - What are you doing? You can't be here. 472 00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:19,538 - It was either this or watch my sister die. 473 00:17:19,582 --> 00:17:20,581 I decided to take the risk. 474 00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,626 - Yeah, but you don't want to be here. 475 00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:25,127 And I do. 476 00:17:25,171 --> 00:17:28,089 Holy crap. What is wrong with me? 477 00:17:28,174 --> 00:17:29,882 - Where do I start? 478 00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:35,513 - Let's go. - Hurry! 479 00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:38,140 We gotta get across the river before your body dies. 480 00:17:38,184 --> 00:17:39,266 - Okay, but if we don't make it, 481 00:17:39,352 --> 00:17:41,894 Promise me you'll use my corpse 482 00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:44,271 To really freak out tyrannis. 483 00:17:45,108 --> 00:17:47,525 mom. Dad. 484 00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:51,028 If you leave, I win. 485 00:17:51,072 --> 00:17:53,614 - Okay. You earned it. Go! 486 00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:55,032 - I'm never good enough. 487 00:17:55,076 --> 00:17:56,575 - Screw you! 488 00:17:56,661 --> 00:17:57,827 - Prack, no! 489 00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:01,956 Who am I? 490 00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:03,666 - Prack the unstoppable. 491 00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:05,626 - Who are you? 492 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:07,670 - A friend. I'll be back. 493 00:18:07,672 --> 00:18:09,380 - Okay. Bye. 494 00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:18,597 ♪ ♪ 495 00:18:23,104 --> 00:18:24,395 - You all right? - Shut up. 496 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,063 I don't know what happened to me. 497 00:18:26,107 --> 00:18:27,898 - Grief. - I don't grieve. 498 00:18:27,942 --> 00:18:28,983 - Exactly. 499 00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:30,442 - Okay, death nerd. 500 00:18:31,571 --> 00:18:32,903 Thank you. 501 00:18:32,947 --> 00:18:34,738 - You're welcome! 502 00:18:34,782 --> 00:18:37,366 Uh, little help? 503 00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:41,120 Worst sister ever-- 504 00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:48,169 - They look better on you. 505 00:18:48,254 --> 00:18:50,296 We shouldn't fight. We can't fight. 506 00:18:50,381 --> 00:18:52,756 We can't kill each other, so why fight? 507 00:18:52,842 --> 00:18:54,008 - Okay. 508 00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:56,218 - This is really difficult for me, 509 00:18:56,304 --> 00:18:59,180 But I don't know if tyrannis is going to be 510 00:18:59,223 --> 00:19:01,599 Completely happy in our situation. 511 00:19:01,684 --> 00:19:03,142 - Okay. 512 00:19:03,227 --> 00:19:05,060 - If it were anyone else, 513 00:19:05,146 --> 00:19:07,271 There's steps I would take to make him happy. 514 00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:11,066 He has a thing with his hearing when other humans scream. 515 00:19:11,152 --> 00:19:12,776 Did you know about that? 516 00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:15,905 Anyway, then I think, what if I soften his hearing 517 00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:17,573 Or confine him to an area? 518 00:19:17,658 --> 00:19:20,784 And I know that's just going to upset you, 519 00:19:20,870 --> 00:19:22,745 And I can't handle that. 520 00:19:22,747 --> 00:19:24,788 - Are you returning him? 521 00:19:24,874 --> 00:19:25,998 - Of course you'd say that. 522 00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:28,334 He's not property, deliria. 523 00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:31,587 I love him, and I'm asking you as a friend 524 00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:35,216 Whose heart is shattering, can I leave him with you 525 00:19:35,301 --> 00:19:37,885 Without having to worry about him? 526 00:19:37,929 --> 00:19:39,220 And I'm throwing in the earrings 527 00:19:39,263 --> 00:19:41,722 Since everything's a transaction to you. 528 00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:42,932 - Have you talked to him? 529 00:19:43,017 --> 00:19:45,017 - Oh, no. I can't. I can't do that. 530 00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:46,310 I can't upset him. 531 00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:48,812 - Well, darling, it sounds like you're going to. 532 00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:49,897 - But that's not me. 533 00:19:49,941 --> 00:19:51,106 I'm the nurturer. 534 00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:52,566 You're the abuser. 535 00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:56,362 That's why I'm able to love you as toxic as you are. 536 00:19:56,447 --> 00:19:58,113 You'll figure out what to tell him. 537 00:19:58,157 --> 00:20:00,324 - Well, if I tell him the truth, 538 00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:03,285 Which is that you're awful, he won't believe me, 539 00:20:03,329 --> 00:20:06,163 Which is my fault for being a crap mother. 540 00:20:06,249 --> 00:20:08,874 And it's too late to change that or you, 541 00:20:08,918 --> 00:20:11,043 So I guess I'll just say 542 00:20:11,087 --> 00:20:13,337 Thank you for returning my human undeafened. 543 00:20:13,381 --> 00:20:15,589 I'll take the earrings, and I'll see you in 1,000 years. 544 00:20:15,675 --> 00:20:16,966 - Oh, you're the best. 545 00:20:17,051 --> 00:20:18,217 Rice! 546 00:20:18,261 --> 00:20:21,512 - That's my roof, you daft bitch. 547 00:20:27,144 --> 00:20:29,311 - Something's wrong. We had a picnic planned. 548 00:20:29,355 --> 00:20:31,647 I made her world-famous vegetarian roll-ups. 549 00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:32,940 Why are you here? 550 00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:34,024 - Your city needs you, tyrannis. 551 00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:36,026 You've been up here a long time. 552 00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:37,945 - So? I don't care. - Me neither. 553 00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:39,863 I just don't like them bitching at me. 554 00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:41,657 - Where are your earrings? 555 00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:45,786 - Oh, I had given them back to demeter, and then-- 556 00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:47,246 - Oh, my god. 557 00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:49,206 - What? - Don't you get it? 558 00:20:49,292 --> 00:20:50,541 Do I have to explain it? 559 00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:52,826 You gave back her earrings. That's all she wanted. 560 00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,420 It was all a stupid game. 561 00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:57,756 I thought she was different, but you're all the same. 562 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,008 You must be thrilled. 563 00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:00,217 - Now, hold on. 564 00:21:00,303 --> 00:21:02,052 I never wanted you to be unhappy, 565 00:21:02,096 --> 00:21:03,804 But I will be thrilled if you never trust 566 00:21:03,889 --> 00:21:05,097 Another immortal again. 567 00:21:05,132 --> 00:21:06,473 - Oh, that'll be no problem. 568 00:21:06,559 --> 00:21:09,059 Trust me, which you can, because I'm not 569 00:21:09,186 --> 00:21:13,439 A stupid, crummy, hypocritical, lying, fake god. 570 00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:16,025 If you'll excuse me, I've got a city to run, 571 00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:17,526 And I'm gonna shove civilization 572 00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:20,779 Up whatever you have instead of buttholes. 573 00:21:22,575 --> 00:21:26,785 - Oh, I'm really going to miss these earrings. 574 00:21:26,871 --> 00:21:29,288 What's a butthole? 575 00:21:29,415 --> 00:21:31,081 - Did you get any of that? 576 00:21:33,377 --> 00:21:35,336 Bento. 40394

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