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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,034 --> 00:00:04,265 Previously on "Hot In Cleveland"... 2 00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:07,171 There's no reason we can't be nice to each other 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:09,141 for one night, Mr. Mayor. 4 00:00:09,208 --> 00:00:11,700 No reason at all, Councilwoman. 5 00:00:11,777 --> 00:00:12,710 So... 6 00:00:12,778 --> 00:00:15,009 I slept with the mayor. 7 00:00:15,581 --> 00:00:17,550 Joy, Joy. Joy, Joy. 8 00:00:17,617 --> 00:00:19,882 - Joy. - Joy. 9 00:00:19,952 --> 00:00:22,046 I know you want him, but he's mine. 10 00:00:22,121 --> 00:00:24,352 You make one move on him, and I'll chop you up 11 00:00:24,423 --> 00:00:25,789 and feed you to my sled dogs. 12 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:31,854 - To Joy and Bob. - To Joy and Bob. 13 00:00:31,931 --> 00:00:33,422 Without them, instead of toasting, 14 00:00:33,499 --> 00:00:36,230 we'd just be drinking at 2:00 in the afternoon. 15 00:00:37,136 --> 00:00:39,128 It was just so romantic. 16 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:42,642 Right now, Joy is telling Bob that she loves him. 17 00:00:42,708 --> 00:00:44,734 You know, I know he has a great personality, 18 00:00:44,810 --> 00:00:47,439 but I cannot imagine what kind of woman 19 00:00:47,513 --> 00:00:49,846 would ever want to sleep with Bob. 20 00:00:53,886 --> 00:00:55,878 Hmm. 21 00:00:56,622 --> 00:00:59,387 You do remember that I slept with Bob? 22 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:01,189 Oh, that's right. 23 00:01:01,260 --> 00:01:03,820 Well, good for you. 24 00:01:03,896 --> 00:01:05,558 He's super-sexy. 25 00:01:08,534 --> 00:01:09,534 Oh, my God. 26 00:01:09,602 --> 00:01:11,867 What is that sound? 27 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:15,067 Oh, my God, it's a drone. 28 00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:16,151 Why would we have a drone? 29 00:01:16,175 --> 00:01:17,803 No, not we, Melanie. Me. 30 00:01:17,877 --> 00:01:19,038 There's a camera attached. 31 00:01:19,111 --> 00:01:21,103 That's because it's a paparazzi drone. 32 00:01:21,180 --> 00:01:23,411 All the biggest stars have drones hounding them. 33 00:01:23,482 --> 00:01:24,848 And, of course, they hate them. 34 00:01:24,917 --> 00:01:26,385 And I hate mine! 35 00:01:27,053 --> 00:01:29,045 Actually, I love mine. 36 00:01:29,121 --> 00:01:31,886 Oh, no. Where's it going? 37 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:34,018 Did I come on too strong? 38 00:01:34,093 --> 00:01:35,686 Does he think I'm not pretty? 39 00:01:36,495 --> 00:01:39,795 Maybe he took my picture and it's already on TMZ. 40 00:01:39,865 --> 00:01:41,527 Let's go check. 41 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:44,728 Oh, hey, Elka. What's up? 42 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:46,534 I'm breaking up with the mayor. 43 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:48,074 Aw. Why? 44 00:01:48,140 --> 00:01:53,306 Every time we make love, he asks me if I'm satisfied. 45 00:01:55,881 --> 00:01:58,680 It's hard to respect that. 46 00:02:00,052 --> 00:02:03,113 So, then, you've started the dance? 47 00:02:03,189 --> 00:02:05,818 - What's the dance? - Oh, Elka's five-step process 48 00:02:05,891 --> 00:02:07,484 to a successful breakup. 49 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:11,224 Breakup, make-up sex, steak dinner, goodbye sex, 50 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:12,731 and break up for real. 51 00:02:12,798 --> 00:02:13,822 So, what step are you on? 52 00:02:19,972 --> 00:02:23,204 Well, there's not a single photo of me on TMZ, 53 00:02:23,275 --> 00:02:25,676 Radar Online, or PopSugar. 54 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:28,772 There are hundreds of drone shots of other celebrities. 55 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:31,079 - Rihanna... - Oh, wait. Who is she with? 56 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:32,277 Her bodyguard. 57 00:02:32,351 --> 00:02:34,786 Oh, and there's Victoria Beckham with her bodyguard, 58 00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:37,483 and Bruce Jenner with her bodyguard. 59 00:02:40,726 --> 00:02:41,726 Oh, my God! 60 00:02:41,761 --> 00:02:43,923 That's what I need... A bodyguard. 61 00:02:43,996 --> 00:02:46,898 Hey, Bob's brother Claude... He works as a bodyguard. 62 00:02:46,966 --> 00:02:48,628 I'll text him. 63 00:02:49,902 --> 00:02:52,133 Hey, Joy! How did it go? 64 00:02:52,204 --> 00:02:53,331 Horrible. 65 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:55,136 Well, did you tell Bob you loved him? 66 00:02:55,207 --> 00:02:56,140 I couldn't. 67 00:02:56,208 --> 00:02:58,439 When I got there, he was with another woman. 68 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:00,946 He's already moved on. I blew it. 69 00:03:01,013 --> 00:03:02,013 Who is she? 70 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:03,812 His old girlfriend from Canada... 71 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:05,977 who's a mean, scheming gold digger. 72 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:08,283 Bob has gold? 73 00:03:09,722 --> 00:03:11,122 He's loaded. 74 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:15,389 According to her, his family are like the Kennedys of Saskatoon. 75 00:03:15,461 --> 00:03:18,954 Remember how we grew up dreaming about marrying John John? 76 00:03:19,031 --> 00:03:21,466 They grew up dreaming about marrying Bob Bob. 77 00:03:23,969 --> 00:03:26,063 She also said he's amazing in bed. 78 00:03:26,138 --> 00:03:27,800 Melanie, is that true? 79 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:31,638 - Do you really want the answer? - Yes. 80 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,077 He was fantastic. 81 00:03:33,145 --> 00:03:35,671 I don't need to hear that, Melanie! 82 00:03:35,748 --> 00:03:37,410 What are you gonna do? 83 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:38,781 I don't know. 84 00:03:38,851 --> 00:03:41,252 I wanted to warn Bob about how awful she is, 85 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:42,982 but I knew he wouldn't believe me. 86 00:03:43,055 --> 00:03:47,049 She's always sweet when he's around, the devious bitch. 87 00:03:47,126 --> 00:03:49,595 Oh, but, sweetie, you're a devious bitch, too. 88 00:03:49,662 --> 00:03:52,154 Surely you can outmaneuver her. 89 00:03:52,231 --> 00:03:54,427 Yeah, don't take it lying down. 90 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:56,469 For once. 91 00:03:59,672 --> 00:04:00,935 You're right. 92 00:04:01,006 --> 00:04:04,773 I'm gonna go behind her back and tell Bob how I feel. 93 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:07,643 I'm gonna fight for the man I love. 94 00:04:08,647 --> 00:04:10,309 Well. 95 00:04:10,382 --> 00:04:13,284 It's time for some goodbye sex with the mayor. 96 00:04:16,355 --> 00:04:19,951 But... I don't understand why you didn't just end it 97 00:04:20,025 --> 00:04:21,391 after the steak dinner. 98 00:04:21,460 --> 00:04:25,227 The man sprung for a $40 fillet. 99 00:04:26,732 --> 00:04:27,943 So you have to sleep with someone 100 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:29,868 because they bought you a $40 piece of meat? 101 00:04:29,935 --> 00:04:32,803 I'm a lady. 102 00:04:37,643 --> 00:04:40,272 Oh! Claude says he'd love to be your bodyguard. 103 00:04:40,346 --> 00:04:42,247 He'll be right here. 104 00:04:42,314 --> 00:04:44,579 Claude says he's on the porch. 105 00:04:45,651 --> 00:04:48,621 Oh, Claude says he's about to ring the doorbell. 106 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,888 Claude says he can't find the doorbell. 107 00:05:00,332 --> 00:05:02,892 I remember Claude. He's an idiot. 108 00:05:02,968 --> 00:05:05,301 Come on, he'll be a fine bodyguard. He's big. 109 00:05:05,371 --> 00:05:07,670 Big guys are always scary and intimidating. 110 00:05:12,344 --> 00:05:15,109 I'm here to protect you, Victoria. 111 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,648 # Ba-ba, ba-ba # 112 00:05:23,722 --> 00:05:26,954 # Ba-ba, ba-ba # 113 00:05:27,026 --> 00:05:27,618 # Hey! # 114 00:05:27,693 --> 00:05:28,922 Claude, what's the matter? 115 00:05:28,994 --> 00:05:31,429 I lost the woman I love. 116 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:35,093 I am an empty shell of a man. 117 00:05:35,167 --> 00:05:37,568 Perfect. That's all I need. 118 00:05:38,270 --> 00:05:39,829 Okay. 119 00:05:39,905 --> 00:05:42,636 What exactly am I protecting you from? 120 00:05:42,708 --> 00:05:45,109 I just need you to look tough and menacing. 121 00:05:45,177 --> 00:05:46,304 - Mm-hmm. - So it seems 122 00:05:46,378 --> 00:05:47,818 - like I'm being threatened. - Right. 123 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:50,476 So, you can pretend to shield me from the TMZ drone 124 00:05:50,549 --> 00:05:51,960 - so it'll take pictures of me... - Right. 125 00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:53,028 And get me into the tabloids 126 00:05:53,052 --> 00:05:54,396 so it will keep me in the public eye. 127 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:55,854 Mm-hmm. 128 00:05:55,921 --> 00:05:58,789 Is it okay if I don't understand? 129 00:06:02,061 --> 00:06:05,327 Bob. I'm so glad you're here. 130 00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:09,696 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I-I think so. 131 00:06:09,768 --> 00:06:13,000 - What happened? - Joy's pregnant. 132 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:17,573 I just found out I'm gonna be a dad. 133 00:06:18,978 --> 00:06:21,573 - Joy is pregnant? - Canadian Joy. 134 00:06:21,647 --> 00:06:23,411 I know that. 135 00:06:25,651 --> 00:06:28,587 But you were just in Canada last week. 136 00:06:28,654 --> 00:06:32,022 Uh, actually, it happened a couple of months ago. 137 00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:35,528 Remember that time I was hitting on you in a really annoying way? 138 00:06:35,594 --> 00:06:36,653 Which time? 139 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,960 The time you told me that it was never gonna happen 140 00:06:39,031 --> 00:06:40,693 between us and I should just go get laid. 141 00:06:40,766 --> 00:06:43,531 Again, which time? 142 00:06:43,602 --> 00:06:45,366 Well, I took your advice. 143 00:06:45,437 --> 00:06:47,372 And I tried to find a sex partner in the States, 144 00:06:47,439 --> 00:06:49,738 but that was a no-go. 145 00:06:49,808 --> 00:06:52,073 So I headed north to my fallback girl 146 00:06:52,144 --> 00:06:55,080 and... back she fell. 147 00:06:57,182 --> 00:06:59,447 I'm sure you'll be a wonderful father. 148 00:06:59,518 --> 00:07:01,384 Well, I'm gonna do my duty, Joy. 149 00:07:01,453 --> 00:07:04,287 I'm gonna get married as soon as possible, but... 150 00:07:04,356 --> 00:07:06,825 this whole thing isn't what I had pictured for myself. 151 00:07:06,892 --> 00:07:08,827 Oh? 152 00:07:08,894 --> 00:07:10,863 What did you picture for yourself? 153 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,023 Well... 154 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:17,426 Sweetheart, I made copies of our sonogram. 155 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:19,768 One for my mom, one for your desk, darling, 156 00:07:19,838 --> 00:07:22,603 and here's an extra one for you, Joy. 157 00:07:22,675 --> 00:07:24,940 Oh. Thank you. 158 00:07:25,010 --> 00:07:26,273 Your baby's beautiful. 159 00:07:26,345 --> 00:07:29,213 Of course he is. Just like his dad. 160 00:07:29,281 --> 00:07:31,580 Listen, Joy, I wanted to apologize. 161 00:07:31,650 --> 00:07:34,643 I may have been a little hormonal when we spoke earlier. 162 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:37,019 Hormonal. Of course. 163 00:07:37,089 --> 00:07:39,285 Apology accepted. 164 00:07:40,392 --> 00:07:42,486 Well, good luck. 165 00:07:42,561 --> 00:07:43,585 To both of you. 166 00:07:43,662 --> 00:07:45,324 To all three of us... 167 00:07:45,397 --> 00:07:48,993 Me, Bob Bob, and Bob Bob Bob. 168 00:07:59,445 --> 00:08:00,777 Hey, Elka. 169 00:08:00,846 --> 00:08:02,405 I have some news. 170 00:08:02,481 --> 00:08:03,847 This is a disaster. 171 00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:06,317 That sad-sack bodyguard has been with me all day, 172 00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:08,081 and no paparazzi. 173 00:08:08,153 --> 00:08:09,177 Ugh. 174 00:08:09,254 --> 00:08:11,223 The only drone was his voice in my ear, 175 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:14,192 whining about the girl who got away. 176 00:08:14,927 --> 00:08:16,293 I have some news. 177 00:08:16,362 --> 00:08:17,489 It's over. 178 00:08:17,563 --> 00:08:19,464 Canadian Joy is pregnant. 179 00:08:19,531 --> 00:08:20,692 - What? - Oh. 180 00:08:20,766 --> 00:08:22,860 And here's the sonogram to prove it. 181 00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:24,665 Wait a minute. 182 00:08:24,737 --> 00:08:25,864 This isn't Bob's baby. 183 00:08:25,938 --> 00:08:28,032 This is Shiloh Pitt. 184 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:30,703 What? 185 00:08:30,776 --> 00:08:32,540 How could you possibly know that? 186 00:08:32,611 --> 00:08:33,544 Well, because. 187 00:08:33,612 --> 00:08:35,012 It's the most famous sonogram 188 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,174 ever to be posted on the Internet. 189 00:08:37,249 --> 00:08:39,878 I'd recognize Brad and Angelina's beautiful fetus 190 00:08:39,952 --> 00:08:42,820 before I'd recognize my own. 191 00:08:42,888 --> 00:08:44,049 Oh, my God. 192 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:46,752 This means Canadian Joy isn't really pregnant. 193 00:08:46,825 --> 00:08:49,454 - I'm calling Bob. - I have some news. 194 00:08:49,528 --> 00:08:50,996 Ugh! Voicemail. 195 00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:54,192 Bob? You can't marry Canadian Joy. 196 00:08:54,266 --> 00:08:57,031 Meet me alone at the office, and I'll explain. 197 00:08:57,102 --> 00:08:59,333 Sorry. Elka, you wanted to say something? 198 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:01,931 The mayor is dead... 199 00:09:02,007 --> 00:09:04,238 in my bed. 200 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:06,874 The mayor is dead?! 201 00:09:06,945 --> 00:09:09,744 In my bed! 202 00:09:15,053 --> 00:09:17,488 Oh, my God. The mayor is dead? 203 00:09:17,556 --> 00:09:18,556 What happened? 204 00:09:18,590 --> 00:09:21,389 You really want details? 205 00:09:23,929 --> 00:09:26,398 He was trying to impress me... 206 00:09:26,464 --> 00:09:29,457 with how many push-ups he could do... 207 00:09:29,534 --> 00:09:31,469 on top of me. 208 00:09:34,673 --> 00:09:36,665 All right, so... so, what are we gonna do? 209 00:09:36,741 --> 00:09:38,437 Call the police, the hospital, the coroner? 210 00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:39,569 No calls. 211 00:09:39,644 --> 00:09:41,579 I don't want this to ruin his legacy. 212 00:09:41,646 --> 00:09:42,579 Elka's right. 213 00:09:42,647 --> 00:09:44,809 Every time someone famous dies having sex, 214 00:09:44,883 --> 00:09:46,394 that's the first thing people think about 215 00:09:46,418 --> 00:09:47,784 when their name is mentioned. 216 00:09:47,852 --> 00:09:49,753 Then what do we do with the body? 217 00:09:49,821 --> 00:09:52,689 Exactly what we did with the governor's body 218 00:09:52,757 --> 00:09:54,453 in my Lifetime original movie, 219 00:09:54,526 --> 00:09:57,155 "What Do We Do with the Governor's Body?" 220 00:10:03,134 --> 00:10:06,434 Uh, say we didn't get around to seeing that particular movie? 221 00:10:06,504 --> 00:10:08,268 Oh, fine. 222 00:10:08,340 --> 00:10:11,970 All right, we sneak the mayor's body back into his mansion, 223 00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:14,808 put him back in his own bed, and then everyone thinks 224 00:10:14,879 --> 00:10:16,643 he died peacefully in his sleep. 225 00:10:17,949 --> 00:10:18,882 It's Bob. 226 00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:20,394 He's heading to the office to meet me. 227 00:10:20,418 --> 00:10:22,319 I've got to go. Good luck to us all. 228 00:10:22,387 --> 00:10:24,720 - You too, honey. - Yeah. 229 00:10:24,789 --> 00:10:27,918 Okay, so, how do we move the mayor? 230 00:10:27,993 --> 00:10:29,552 I never thought I would say this, 231 00:10:29,628 --> 00:10:31,927 but Claude might be helpful. 232 00:10:31,997 --> 00:10:33,363 No, that's true. 233 00:10:33,431 --> 00:10:35,491 He just can't know what he's moving. 234 00:10:35,567 --> 00:10:37,433 We have to hide the body in something. 235 00:10:37,502 --> 00:10:38,902 I know! 236 00:10:38,970 --> 00:10:41,599 We can hide him in a rug like they did the first season 237 00:10:41,673 --> 00:10:42,936 of "Downton Abbey." 238 00:10:43,008 --> 00:10:44,840 Yes, yes. Perfect. 239 00:10:44,909 --> 00:10:47,276 Oh, so that, you watch. 240 00:10:52,217 --> 00:10:54,812 Okay, come on. The coast is clear. 241 00:10:57,322 --> 00:11:00,486 Why are we sneaking this rug out of your house? 242 00:11:01,259 --> 00:11:03,854 It's a prank we're playing on Joy. 243 00:11:03,928 --> 00:11:05,419 Mm, good one. 244 00:11:07,065 --> 00:11:09,193 This reminds me of "Downton Abbey." 245 00:11:09,267 --> 00:11:10,997 You know what was in that rug? 246 00:11:11,069 --> 00:11:12,196 A dead body. 247 00:11:14,339 --> 00:11:16,774 People used to do stuff like that. 248 00:11:16,841 --> 00:11:19,504 Yeah, but that show's so unbelievable. 249 00:11:24,582 --> 00:11:26,210 There's my shoe! 250 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:31,649 Oh, look. My paparazzi drone is back. 251 00:11:31,723 --> 00:11:34,124 Inside. Back inside! 252 00:11:34,726 --> 00:11:36,991 Stop invading my privacy! 253 00:11:37,062 --> 00:11:38,758 I didn't put on this gorgeous outfit 254 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:41,493 and perfect daytime makeup for you. 255 00:11:44,836 --> 00:11:45,860 Timmy! 256 00:11:45,937 --> 00:11:49,874 Stop bothering our neighbors with that stupid drone! 257 00:11:49,941 --> 00:11:51,807 Timmy? 258 00:11:52,577 --> 00:11:54,569 Timmy. 259 00:11:55,947 --> 00:11:58,974 Everyone, I have a devastating announcement to make. 260 00:11:59,050 --> 00:12:00,848 That stupid drone outside 261 00:12:00,919 --> 00:12:02,945 belongs to that creepy neighbor kid 262 00:12:03,021 --> 00:12:05,616 who came to our house a few months ago demanding candy. 263 00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:08,091 Victoria, it was Halloween. 264 00:12:09,994 --> 00:12:11,758 Oh. Hello, Timmy. 265 00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:13,355 Sorry about the drone. 266 00:12:13,431 --> 00:12:15,242 Well, what are you doing with that thing, anyway? 267 00:12:15,266 --> 00:12:17,826 - And why were you following me? - And me. 268 00:12:17,902 --> 00:12:20,531 That drone was outside my window when I got out of my shower. 269 00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:24,539 Oh, my God. 270 00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:26,669 How much did you see? 271 00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:28,577 Both of them. 272 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:33,847 Go home! 273 00:12:33,918 --> 00:12:37,411 That kid reminds me of me at that age. 274 00:12:38,089 --> 00:12:39,421 And now. 275 00:12:40,692 --> 00:12:42,336 Claude, why don't you bring the car around back? 276 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,953 We'll carry the rug out that way. 277 00:12:44,028 --> 00:12:46,588 Maybe you guys should get this rug cleaned. 278 00:12:46,664 --> 00:12:49,566 It smells like something died in it. 279 00:12:52,403 --> 00:12:53,928 So... 280 00:12:54,005 --> 00:12:56,372 no paparazzi drone. 281 00:12:56,441 --> 00:12:59,934 And the one we did have was spying on Mel, and not on me. 282 00:13:00,011 --> 00:13:02,742 Look, we still have to get rid of the mayor. 283 00:13:02,814 --> 00:13:06,080 Speaking of, now that he's gone, who takes his place? 284 00:13:06,151 --> 00:13:09,315 Well, I did meet a cute guy at the post office. 285 00:13:10,889 --> 00:13:14,189 Oh. You mean who's mayor now. 286 00:13:15,994 --> 00:13:18,122 Yes. Who's next in line? 287 00:13:18,196 --> 00:13:19,755 Uh... 288 00:13:19,831 --> 00:13:22,164 president of the city council. 289 00:13:22,233 --> 00:13:24,498 That's me. 290 00:13:24,569 --> 00:13:25,628 Oh! 291 00:13:25,703 --> 00:13:28,798 You're the mayor of Cleveland? That's so exciting! 292 00:13:28,873 --> 00:13:31,240 But so sad. 293 00:13:31,976 --> 00:13:34,241 I'm the mayor of Cleveland. 294 00:13:34,312 --> 00:13:36,975 - Can you believe it? - No. 295 00:13:37,048 --> 00:13:39,608 And so tragic. 296 00:13:42,487 --> 00:13:43,487 Bob? 297 00:13:44,589 --> 00:13:46,854 Hello, Joy. Surprised to see me? 298 00:13:48,993 --> 00:13:51,428 Bob? You can't marry Canadian Joy. 299 00:13:51,496 --> 00:13:53,988 Meet me alone at the office, and I'll explain. 300 00:13:54,065 --> 00:13:56,010 I knew you'd try to contact Bob before the wedding, 301 00:13:56,034 --> 00:13:57,161 so I took his phone. 302 00:13:57,235 --> 00:13:59,966 Well, I'm going to find Bob and tell him the truth. 303 00:14:00,038 --> 00:14:03,167 Yeah, I can't let you do that. 304 00:14:03,241 --> 00:14:05,437 Just try and stop me. 305 00:14:07,879 --> 00:14:09,006 Fine. 306 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,946 You're faster and stronger than I thought, 307 00:14:11,015 --> 00:14:13,450 but eventually, someone will come and let me out. 308 00:14:13,518 --> 00:14:16,249 Yes, but by that time, Bob and I will be married 309 00:14:16,321 --> 00:14:18,654 and on our honeymoon, where I will allow no cellphones. 310 00:14:18,723 --> 00:14:21,056 And when we return, I will be pregnant. 311 00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,423 This is crazy. 312 00:14:22,493 --> 00:14:24,155 You're doing all this for the money? 313 00:14:24,229 --> 00:14:26,789 It's more than that. 314 00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:28,458 When I was a little girl, 315 00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:30,934 my mother worked as a maid for Bob's family. 316 00:14:31,002 --> 00:14:33,233 I'd follow her around his big house on the hill 317 00:14:33,304 --> 00:14:34,966 and dream I belonged there. 318 00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:36,905 Bob's family was always so much fun. 319 00:14:36,975 --> 00:14:38,967 There was always so much laughter. 320 00:14:39,043 --> 00:14:40,409 I get that. 321 00:14:40,478 --> 00:14:42,344 See? I'm not so crazy. 322 00:14:42,413 --> 00:14:43,472 I guess you're not. 323 00:14:43,548 --> 00:14:45,915 I have to tape your mouth shut now. 324 00:14:48,553 --> 00:14:50,044 One more thing. 325 00:14:50,121 --> 00:14:51,214 Ow! 326 00:14:51,289 --> 00:14:53,884 You didn't say anything about my dress. 327 00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:55,187 You're kidding. 328 00:14:55,260 --> 00:14:59,197 Well, despite what's gone down here, this is my wedding day. 329 00:15:00,665 --> 00:15:02,657 It's lovely. Vera Wang? 330 00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:05,431 - She's a genius, right? - She really is. 331 00:15:05,503 --> 00:15:07,563 When I get married, I want... 332 00:15:14,111 --> 00:15:15,977 Well, thanks for your help. 333 00:15:16,046 --> 00:15:17,708 You can go now. The job's over. 334 00:15:17,782 --> 00:15:19,683 But I'm so lonely. 335 00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:21,275 Oy. 336 00:15:22,086 --> 00:15:25,386 The woman I love is getting married right now. 337 00:15:25,456 --> 00:15:27,357 I'm sure that you can find someone else. 338 00:15:27,425 --> 00:15:30,623 Maybe you just need to lower your standards a little. 339 00:15:30,694 --> 00:15:32,526 I hear you, Victoria. 340 00:15:34,432 --> 00:15:35,866 Claude, what are you doing? 341 00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:38,698 Lowering my standards. 342 00:15:38,769 --> 00:15:40,237 I didn't mean me! 343 00:15:40,304 --> 00:15:43,035 I'm sorry. It's just, when the girl you love 344 00:15:43,107 --> 00:15:45,042 runs off to elope with your brother... 345 00:15:45,109 --> 00:15:47,476 Wait a minute. You mean your brother Bob? 346 00:15:47,545 --> 00:15:50,071 The girl you love is Canadian Joy? 347 00:15:51,182 --> 00:15:55,085 Well, in Canada, we just call her Joy. 348 00:15:55,152 --> 00:15:57,087 It's like the ginger ale. 349 00:15:57,154 --> 00:15:59,919 We just call it dry. 350 00:16:00,591 --> 00:16:03,060 No, Bob can't be getting married now. 351 00:16:03,127 --> 00:16:04,755 - He's with Joy. - Which Joy? 352 00:16:04,829 --> 00:16:06,593 - My Joy or your Joy? - My Joy. 353 00:16:06,664 --> 00:16:09,634 Okay, to avoid confusion, let's call my Joy "my Joy" 354 00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:10,793 and your Joy "your Joy." 355 00:16:10,868 --> 00:16:12,564 Well, I need to find your Joy. 356 00:16:12,636 --> 00:16:14,332 Are you talking about your Joy "my Joy" 357 00:16:14,405 --> 00:16:15,429 or my Joy "your Joy"? 358 00:16:15,506 --> 00:16:18,271 I am talking about the Joy you told me to call "your Joy" 359 00:16:18,342 --> 00:16:20,353 because your Joy, you wanted to call "my Joy," but... 360 00:16:20,377 --> 00:16:22,972 I have no idea. 361 00:16:25,216 --> 00:16:27,151 You're not very bright, are you? 362 00:16:33,324 --> 00:16:35,418 Joy! 363 00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:38,520 - Are you all right? - Mm-hmm. 364 00:16:38,596 --> 00:16:40,326 - Ow! - Oh, sorry. 365 00:16:40,397 --> 00:16:41,490 Oh, but, look. 366 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:44,228 It took care of that little mustache. 367 00:16:44,935 --> 00:16:47,564 Joy! Joy, who did this to you? 368 00:16:47,638 --> 00:16:48,799 Canadian Joy. 369 00:16:48,873 --> 00:16:50,150 We have got to stop that wedding. 370 00:16:50,174 --> 00:16:52,109 - Do you know where they are? - No. 371 00:16:52,176 --> 00:16:54,168 Think, Claude, think. 372 00:16:54,245 --> 00:16:57,215 Isn't there some other option? 373 00:16:57,281 --> 00:17:00,843 Wait. When we were kids, Bob and I used to lie awake 374 00:17:00,918 --> 00:17:04,980 in our twin beds, dreaming about every detail of our nuptials... 375 00:17:05,055 --> 00:17:06,648 as young boys do. 376 00:17:08,325 --> 00:17:10,817 Claude, where are they getting married? 377 00:17:12,129 --> 00:17:14,030 Oh. 378 00:17:14,098 --> 00:17:16,499 Here's a clue... Bob's Instagram. 379 00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:19,332 Bob and Joy are hiking to the top of Mount Davis. 380 00:17:19,403 --> 00:17:20,837 I'll never catch up with them. 381 00:17:20,905 --> 00:17:22,931 How can I possibly get to the top of that mountain 382 00:17:23,007 --> 00:17:24,373 in time to stop the wedding? 383 00:17:25,676 --> 00:17:33,676 # Ave Maria # 384 00:17:33,984 --> 00:17:37,421 - Beautiful, Bob. - Thank you. 385 00:17:37,488 --> 00:17:39,286 Normally at this point in the ceremony, 386 00:17:39,356 --> 00:17:41,518 I ask if anyone present objects. 387 00:17:41,592 --> 00:17:43,458 But since there's no one here 388 00:17:43,527 --> 00:17:45,018 - to object... - I object. 389 00:17:45,095 --> 00:17:46,095 Who said that? 390 00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,792 I did. 391 00:17:48,999 --> 00:17:50,058 Joy. 392 00:17:50,134 --> 00:17:53,866 Bob, the sonogram she gave you... It's Brad Pitt's baby. 393 00:17:55,005 --> 00:17:56,598 You slept with Brad Pitt? 394 00:17:57,541 --> 00:17:59,066 Well, she has a type. 395 00:18:01,278 --> 00:18:03,042 She stole the photo off the Internet. 396 00:18:03,113 --> 00:18:04,445 She's not really pregnant. 397 00:18:04,515 --> 00:18:06,177 Is this true, Joy? 398 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:08,549 Yes, but let me explain. 399 00:18:08,619 --> 00:18:12,078 I've dreamed of being a part of your family my whole life. 400 00:18:12,156 --> 00:18:13,920 Can you understand how hard it is 401 00:18:13,991 --> 00:18:16,859 to want something for so long, getting so close, 402 00:18:16,927 --> 00:18:18,759 but knowing you can't have it? 403 00:18:18,829 --> 00:18:20,730 I understand. 404 00:18:20,798 --> 00:18:23,461 Claude? What are you doing here? 405 00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:26,470 I have loved you forever, Joy. 406 00:18:26,537 --> 00:18:29,439 And I don't care what you did. I'm in love with you now. 407 00:18:29,506 --> 00:18:30,838 Oh, Claude. 408 00:18:30,908 --> 00:18:33,104 Yes, I will marry you. 409 00:18:33,177 --> 00:18:34,611 What? 410 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:37,705 I was thinking more like drinks. 411 00:18:37,781 --> 00:18:40,307 Oh, why did I go for the handsome bad boy 412 00:18:40,384 --> 00:18:42,319 when the bad boy's even handsomer brother 413 00:18:42,386 --> 00:18:43,877 was here all along? 414 00:18:43,954 --> 00:18:46,048 It never made any sense. 415 00:18:46,123 --> 00:18:47,887 Oh, my love. 416 00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:49,859 Bob? 417 00:18:49,927 --> 00:18:51,657 I have something to say. 418 00:18:51,729 --> 00:18:53,698 I came to the office this morning to tell you 419 00:18:53,764 --> 00:18:55,289 I've fallen in love with you... 420 00:18:55,366 --> 00:18:58,359 that maybe I've been in love with you all along. 421 00:18:58,435 --> 00:19:02,270 You're the nicest, kindest, sweetest man I've ever known. 422 00:19:03,140 --> 00:19:05,439 And you've just made me the happiest. 423 00:19:05,509 --> 00:19:08,638 Joy, if I wasn't on top of a mountain with another woman 424 00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:11,773 and you weren't inside an iPad... 425 00:19:12,516 --> 00:19:14,644 I would kiss you so hard right now. 426 00:19:15,986 --> 00:19:17,352 Joy, I love you. 427 00:19:17,421 --> 00:19:20,323 I love you, Bob. 428 00:19:20,391 --> 00:19:21,791 I love you, Joy. 429 00:19:21,859 --> 00:19:23,487 I love you, Claude. 430 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,756 - I love you, bro. - I love you, bro. 431 00:19:25,829 --> 00:19:27,195 I love you, sis. 432 00:19:27,264 --> 00:19:30,530 Yeah, I don't think we're there yet. 433 00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:38,709 It really looks like he died in his sleep. 434 00:19:38,775 --> 00:19:40,641 And that's what people will think. 435 00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:42,008 We did a good thing. 436 00:19:42,078 --> 00:19:44,843 Technically, we committed a crime, moving a dead body. 437 00:19:44,915 --> 00:19:47,384 But that's okay. No one will ever know. 438 00:19:47,450 --> 00:19:49,250 Let's get out of here before someone shows up. 439 00:19:50,587 --> 00:19:53,113 Too late. Someone showed up. 440 00:19:53,657 --> 00:19:55,649 Oh, quick... Get in the closet. 441 00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:02,096 Ted, I know you're in there. 442 00:20:02,165 --> 00:20:03,463 I saw your car. 443 00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:04,967 Oh. 444 00:20:05,035 --> 00:20:06,333 There you are. 445 00:20:06,403 --> 00:20:09,896 Don't pretend to be asleep. I smell her perfume on you. 446 00:20:09,973 --> 00:20:12,943 That fool had another girlfriend. 447 00:20:13,009 --> 00:20:14,910 I'll kill him. 448 00:20:17,113 --> 00:20:19,173 You're never gonna cheat on me again! 449 00:20:23,353 --> 00:20:25,185 Oh, God! What are we gonna do? 450 00:20:25,255 --> 00:20:26,689 She shot the mayor! 451 00:20:26,756 --> 00:20:29,590 Technically, I'm the mayor. 452 00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:33,687 But a terribly tragedy. 453 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:37,800 # Hey!## 454 00:20:41,471 --> 00:20:43,804 # Ba-ba, ba-ba # 455 00:20:43,873 --> 00:20:46,365 # Ba-ba, ba-ba # 456 00:20:46,443 --> 00:20:51,006 # Ah, ah, ah # 457 00:20:51,081 --> 00:20:53,414 # Ba-ba, ba-ba # 458 00:20:53,483 --> 00:20:55,782 # Ba-ba, ba-ba # 459 00:20:55,852 --> 00:21:00,381 # Ah, ah, ah # 460 00:21:03,727 --> 00:21:05,320 # Hey! # 32247