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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,050 --> 00:00:10,969 [Eerie music] 2 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:17,935 J'j' 3 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:22,856 [ominous music] 4 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:28,529 J'j' 5 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:31,490 [music intensifies] 6 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:35,536 [Indistinct chatter] 7 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:37,246 - Shoppers already? 8 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:38,932 - Hey, monty, I'm getting outta here, man. 9 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,082 It's Thanksgiving. 10 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,378 - What time did they start showing up last year? 11 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,881 - About noon. - Noon? 12 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:49,132 [Chilling music] 13 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:51,093 [Banging] 14 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,594 Freaking vultures! 15 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:57,349 [Ambient music] 16 00:00:57,432 --> 00:01:04,356 J'j' 17 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:10,195 [faint rumbling] 18 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,367 [Sharp bang] Oh, shit. 19 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:34,511 - [Squelching] 20 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:38,682 [Heartbeat thumping] 21 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:44,104 [Ominous tone] 22 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:46,273 [Low growl] 23 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,275 [Squelching] 24 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:49,776 - What the fuck is that? 25 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:53,655 - [Squelching, wheezing] 26 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:56,617 [Heartbeat quickens] 27 00:01:56,700 --> 00:02:01,246 J'j' 28 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:04,916 [squelching] 29 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:13,592 [Gurgling] 30 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:17,429 [Monty screams] 31 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:20,724 [Chilling tone] 32 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,517 - Monty. 33 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:25,395 Yo, monty! 34 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:32,778 [Soft, ominous tone] 35 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:35,072 Oh, what the fuck, monty? 36 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,449 You had one job. 37 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:38,909 Jesus Christ. 38 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:44,831 - Monty? - [Growling] 39 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:46,792 [Roars] 40 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:48,669 - [Screams] 41 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:51,630 [Festive big band music] 42 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,840 J'j' 43 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:56,468 - j“ it's christmastime j“ 44 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:59,471 j“ and I know that I j“ 45 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:04,768 j“ got a touch of inspiration and I can't lose j“ 46 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:07,521 j“ all the little tikes j“ 47 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,565 j“ want their dolls and bikes j“ 48 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:15,779 j“ but I got a gift for you j“ 49 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,740 j“ it ain't tinkertoys j“ 50 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:21,576 j“ for the girls and boys j“ 51 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:26,998 j“ but I'm not gonna give you many clues j“ 52 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:29,292 j“ 'cause I like your eyes j“ 53 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:33,004 j“ when they see surprise j“ 54 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:36,591 j“ and I've got a big one for you j“ 55 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:38,510 j'j' 56 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:41,430 j“ the other kids can have the toys j“ 57 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:44,099 j“ blocks and puzzles too j“ 58 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:46,435 j“ choo-choo trains and wind-up planes j“ 59 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:49,146 j“ but I've got much more for you j“ 60 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,773 j“ oh, that tinsel's swingin' j“ 61 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:54,735 j“ and the bells are ringin' j“ 62 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:59,865 j“ and it's all such a big to-do j“ 63 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:02,743 j“ but you can keep the cards j“ 64 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:05,871 j“ and the kind regards j“ 65 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:11,293 j“ 'cause I got a gift for you j“ 66 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:13,712 j“ come one, come all j“ 67 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:16,840 j“ it's a grand old ball j“ 68 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:20,761 j“ gather close, 'cause it's gonna be a real hoot j“ 69 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,345 j“ hoo-hoo j“ 70 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,848 j“ your grandma's here j“ 71 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:28,018 j“ sayin', "join me, dear j“ 72 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:33,440 j“ "have I got a gift for you j“ 73 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:40,322 j“ have I got a gift for you" j“ 74 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,157 j'j' 75 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,663 - all right, influencers, time to go. 76 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:51,333 - Come on. Mom's is boring. 77 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,835 - Mom's house isn't boring. 78 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:56,713 Her and Grant are... 79 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,340 Well, they're kinda lame. 80 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:01,051 - He uses axe body spray. - I know. 81 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,595 - And he farts, like, all the time. 82 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:05,806 - Come on, dad. - We had Thanksgiving breakfast. 83 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:08,016 Talk about sad. 84 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:09,226 - Mom's waiting. Let's go. 85 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,269 Come on, let's go. Come on, kiddo. 86 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,333 - Why do you have to work on Thanksgiving, dad? 87 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:16,900 It's not fair. 88 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:19,319 - [Sighs] 89 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,780 Listen, kiddo. 90 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:24,533 Heroes work on the holidays, okay? 91 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:27,577 Cops, firefighters, your dad. 92 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:31,748 Come on. Come on, let's go. 93 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,291 - Come on. - I love you, daddy. 94 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,126 - I love you too, baby. - Give me a big hug. 95 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,920 Oh, big squishes. 96 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,004 [Grunts] 97 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,881 Hey, hey. 98 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:43,468 Grant does not work today. 99 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:46,096 Take that for what you will, okay? 100 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,306 Okay, get out here. Love you. I love you. 101 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:54,437 That's a sweater, huh? 102 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:57,399 - J“ the other kids can have the toys j“ 103 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,985 j“ blocks and puzzles too j“ 104 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:02,320 j“ choo-choo trains and wind-up planes j“ 105 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:05,156 j“ but I've got much more for you j“ 106 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,576 j“ oh, that tinsel's swingin' j“ 107 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:10,537 j“ and the bells are ringin' j“ 108 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:15,458 j“ and it's all such a big to-do j“ 109 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,128 - has anyone seen my hand sanitizer? 110 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,255 - Uh, check the drawer in the foyer. 111 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:22,024 - Yeah, maybe check that shithole you call a room. 112 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,300 [Laughter] 113 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,694 - Hey, pass the pie, will ya? - Yeah. 114 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,011 - Hey, has anyone seen a new one? 115 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,304 - Uh, check the... 116 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,656 - Oh! My pocket's got it. - [Horn honks] 117 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:29,866 - Honey, I think your ride's here. 118 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,370 - Christopher, we're trying to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner, okay? 119 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,478 - You have to work all weekend? - I don't know. 120 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,188 Is dad still charging me rent? 121 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,483 All weekend. I love you guys. 122 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:41,985 - Happy Thanksgiving, honey. 123 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,280 - Happy black Friday. 124 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:51,077 - J“ I got a gift for you j“ 125 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:54,748 j'j' 126 00:06:57,542 --> 00:07:00,754 - coming to the ring, weighing 35 pounds, 127 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:02,881 looking like an absolute vegetarian... 128 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:03,965 - Whoo-whoo-whoo! 129 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:06,009 - Chris godecki! 130 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,427 [Banging] 131 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,722 What's up, buddy? 132 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:12,682 Come on. Turn that frown upside down. 133 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:15,226 You look like you don't want to be working on Thanksgiving. 134 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,103 - Oh, nice booster seat. 135 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,772 Got any juice boxes for after the game? 136 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:22,567 - The booster seat's for you, little man. 137 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:23,902 - J“ dear Santa j“ 138 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:25,153 - j“ here's an idea I had j“ 139 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:26,529 - j“ dear Santa j“ 140 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,198 - j“ a gift for my mom and dad j“ 141 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,217 - j“ dear Santa j“ - j“ this year I had to write j“ 142 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:31,469 - I hate that this shift is something 143 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:32,702 I've done more than once. 144 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,247 - So you're feeling good, then? 145 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:37,934 - It's like, everyone's at home watching football, 146 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,501 eating pumpkin pie. 147 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:40,835 This is so depressing. 148 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:43,171 - Buddy, I had to hand my kids off 149 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:45,799 to their mother at sundown. 150 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:49,052 Gracie remarked how sad it was we had Thanksgiving breakfast. 151 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,015 - That almost makes me feel better. 152 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:56,476 - We luv toys loves black Friday deals, 153 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:58,395 so come on down! 154 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:05,443 - That's weird. 155 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:06,807 Why would they be closed tonight? 156 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:09,656 - [Siren wailing] - Whoa! Whoa! 157 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,491 I guarantee that was some soccer mom 158 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:13,702 high on the thrill of being a douche. 159 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:16,413 - Black Friday massacre. - Yeah. 160 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,498 [Upbeat country rock music] 161 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,542 - J“ whoo-hoo, hey there, Santa j“ 162 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:23,503 j“ time to jump on your big ole sleigh j“ 163 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,547 - oh, I don't... I don't feel good. 164 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,465 - [Grunts] - You're fine. 165 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:30,969 J'j' 166 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:32,387 - j“ come on, Santa j“ 167 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,681 j“ it's almost christmastime again j“ 168 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:40,478 j'j' 169 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:43,231 - go clock in. You don't want to talk to me for free. 170 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:44,858 - Ready for the shit show? 171 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,693 - What's up, man? 172 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,194 J'j' 173 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:49,696 - j“ come on, Santa j“ 174 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,656 j“ it's almost christmastime again j“ 175 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:54,117 j'j' 176 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,786 j“ hey there, Santa, time to get ole Rudolph j“ 177 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,329 - I'd say be careful, 178 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:00,415 but I bet you're tougher than any guy here. 179 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:02,459 - You're too sweet. 180 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,752 All set in the back? 181 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,378 - Should be. - Keys are in the truck 182 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:07,589 and I've got a shit ton of toys to unload. 183 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:09,340 - Thanks, Lou. - Your work's appreciated. 184 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:14,655 - Thought we said we weren't gonna wear 185 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,306 the same outfits tonight. 186 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,767 - Man, I guess you should just go home, then. 187 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:21,394 - Huh. Don't tempt me. 188 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:22,997 - You brought the shopping carts back in, right? 189 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,606 - Yeah, you bet. 190 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,359 - Knock, knock. 191 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:31,446 - Who's there? 192 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:32,614 - A doughnut. 193 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,282 - A doughnut who? 194 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,161 - I doughnut fucking believe you. 195 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,207 - We still on for pancakes tonight? 196 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,000 - Are you buying? 197 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,603 - I don't think we've ever been introduced. 198 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,587 I'm the artist formerly known as half to my ex. 199 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:51,716 - [Sighs] 200 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,551 - Hey, let me get my holiday bonus. 201 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:54,928 - Nice try, bates, 202 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,763 but you get it when you clock out at 6:00. 203 00:09:58,139 --> 00:09:59,974 - 6:00? 204 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:04,020 That's a ten-hour descent into hell! 205 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,271 Oh, my back. 206 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,774 - We've got "i-view sky" 207 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,567 reporting on tonight's meteor showers. 208 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,444 - We've got tips on how to snap 209 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,530 the perfect meteor... 210 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,341 - It's okay to be sad, depressed, and even suicidal. 211 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,759 Toy does not come with any chokeable parts 212 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,260 - or pieces that can be... - Thanks, Sandy. 213 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,744 And reports are telling us now 214 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,913 people should go nowhere near these things. 215 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:24,415 - And Chucky says we 're all going to die. 216 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,459 - Alice, who really told you that? 217 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,044 [TV clicks off] 218 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,462 - Corporate sent cake? 219 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:30,922 - You don't have to eat it. 220 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,674 It's just nice to know they... care. 221 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,801 - They don't care about shit. 222 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,112 - I'll take it to the storage area. 223 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,679 Archie's guys will eat it. 224 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,786 - Yo, godecki, you see the line out there? 225 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,943 - Yeah, it's like something out of my nightmares. 226 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,404 - Are you kidding me? - Old man peruso 227 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,322 offered to give me a handy in the back alley 228 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,199 if I promised to save him a dour Dennis. 229 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,119 - Congrats. 230 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,247 - Christopher. 231 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,665 - Happy black Friday, Anita. 232 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:08,168 - Green Friday. 233 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,419 - What? 234 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,379 - Corporate said black Friday was racist, 235 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:13,798 so they changed it to green Friday. 236 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:16,718 Green like Christmas and money. 237 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,178 - Good to know. 238 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,015 - Your undershirt is untucked. 239 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,226 That's grounds for a write-up. 240 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,188 [Coffee machine bubbling] 241 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,443 - Hey, guys. 242 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,653 Hey, daddy's at work. Look. 243 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,947 Ho, ho, ho, ho! 244 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,910 [Ominous tone] 245 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,373 - Jesus fucking Christ, man. - Come on, please. 246 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,167 - Fuck. - Bathroom. 247 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,753 - Okay, okay. - I'm parking a buick, man. 248 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,504 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 249 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,715 - It's in the back room, okay? - [Grunts] 250 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,258 [Phone dings] 251 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:05,391 [Crowd chattering] 252 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,731 - Black Friday. 253 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,650 What a bunch of suckers. 254 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,871 [Dramatic tone] Shit! 255 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:29,832 J'j' 256 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,376 yo, Chris! 257 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:36,214 Yo, Chris, open up! I'm locked out here again, bro. 258 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,635 Chris, come on! 259 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,446 Don't make me take the main entrance with those... 260 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,389 - [Growling] - Shoppers. 261 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,766 [Dramatic music] 262 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:50,186 [Bells jingling] 263 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,479 - My man. 264 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,231 - You know I hold things down. 265 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,359 - That's "hold you down." 266 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,403 - I'll... I'll get it, I swear. 267 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,238 - Thank you. 268 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,198 How about a nonsexual back rub? 269 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,117 - Please don't. 270 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,827 -All right. 271 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,329 More for me then, right? 272 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,533 - You see they gave Anita employee of the month again? 273 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,334 - Yeah, I saw that. 274 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,378 [Sighs] Fucking Jonathan, right? 275 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,755 - I came in early five times this pay period. 276 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,757 He made me learn how to work a fucking forklift 277 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,384 all for nothing. 278 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,593 - It might come in handy 279 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:25,221 if you ever need to do some forklifting. 280 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,849 - Everybody listen up. 281 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:30,852 [Lively music] 282 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:35,606 J'j' 283 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,692 [feedback whines] 284 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:43,364 - Happy black Friday, we luv toys. 285 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,742 Some quick notes before we open our doors. 286 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,536 First off... [clears throat] 287 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,621 From osha. 288 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:53,082 Uh, statistically when it comes to retail, 289 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:56,753 there's no day more harmful to retail workers than this day. 290 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,005 Remember, osha changed their rules 291 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,758 after somebody was trampled to death. 292 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,636 So look out for each other, okay? 293 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,348 Also, dour Dennis has been recalled, 294 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,516 so if anybody asks for it, we don't have it. 295 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,934 We never had it. 296 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,895 Some safety issue with the battery. 297 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,831 - [Distorted] I'm not... - I'm not... I'm not doing well. 298 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,541 Doing well... doing... doing... Doing well... doing well. 299 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:21,027 I'm... i'm... i'm... i'm... I'm exhausted, exhausted. 300 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,987 - Uh, finally, 301 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:27,241 um, corporate has contacted me to inform you 302 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:30,620 that they will not be able to offer paid breaks tonight. 303 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,580 Thank you for your understanding. 304 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,624 - [Feedback whines] - Fuck this. 305 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,378 - Let's quell this sitch, please. 306 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,466 [Feedback whines] 307 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,260 - I know that this is not ideal, 308 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:49,514 but this is a really big night. 309 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:52,767 I would hate for a sour mood to ruin our sales. 310 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,644 - What about our holiday bonus? 311 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,437 Corporate promised us time and a half 312 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:57,730 for the holiday weekend. 313 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,483 - Yes. 314 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,319 That is still... 315 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,654 Yes. 316 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,737 [Feedback whines] 317 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,198 -All right, game faces, team. 318 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,325 I want smiles. 319 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,536 What do we love? 320 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:12,912 - Toys! 321 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,627 Ugh. 322 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:23,631 - [Distorted grunting] - I got a migra... migraine. 323 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,299 My back hurts, hurts, hurts. 324 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,470 - Chris, back here. 325 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,639 - I'm not myself. 326 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,850 - You're on reg for the night. 327 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,476 - All night? 328 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,646 - We're short-staffed. - We need the coverage up front. 329 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:41,357 - [Distorted] I'm not doing well, well, well. 330 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,734 - Looks like your massage will have to wait. 331 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,445 Bye, Chris. 332 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:46,588 - [Distorted] Yet others are going through much worse, 333 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,322 through much worse. 334 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,783 - Wait, mister? Wait up. 335 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,538 Marnie said I should shadow you. 336 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,582 I'm Emmett, but you can call me em. 337 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:00,960 - No, I can't. 338 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,628 - [Clears throat] 339 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,797 -You, uh... 340 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,799 You ever work retail before? 341 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,217 - Never. - No? 342 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,722 Well, uh... 343 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,640 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret 344 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,976 only a pro like me knows. 345 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:19,312 - Yeah. 346 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:22,648 - When I find myself in a pickle... 347 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:27,862 I take a deep breath and I think to myself... 348 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,655 "What would an idiot do?" 349 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:32,450 For example, okay? 350 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,303 If some crazy lady comes up to me and asks me, 351 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,661 "where's the Duncan yo-yos?" 352 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,371 I'd... 353 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,290 - Escort them to the yo-yo section and then... 354 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,000 - No. 355 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,419 No. No. You're already trying too hard. 356 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,105 You point them in the direction of fucking wherever 357 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,507 - and they'll find it, yeah? - Yeah. 358 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:48,591 - Okay? - Yeah. 359 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,967 - All right? - Okay. 360 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,445 - All right, get on out of here, youngster. 361 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,262 - [Upbeat rock music] - Hey, team, remember: 362 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,389 No matter how bad these suburban savages 363 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,725 get under your skin, the customer is always right. 364 00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,977 - Whoo! Yes! It's go time. 365 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,437 Places, everyone. 366 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,940 Smiles, please. Holiday cheer. 367 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:10,154 I want faces that love toys. 368 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:13,658 - Brian, unleash the beast in... 369 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:14,742 Five... 370 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,160 [Tense music] 371 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,037 Foun 372 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,540 three, 373 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,375 two. 374 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,751 Go, baby! 375 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:26,420 Go, black Friday! 376 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,172 J'j' 377 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,424 [crowd clamoring] 378 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:33,052 - J“ Christmas is canceled this year j“ 379 00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,304 j“ let's get the fuck outta here j“ 380 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:39,517 j“ Christmas is canceled forever j“ 381 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,978 j“ no need to cut out the trees j“ 382 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,146 j“ and we can stay enemies j“ 383 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,650 j“ Christmas is canceled for good j“ 384 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,277 - stop it! 385 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,028 - J“ Christmas is canceled this year j“ 386 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,947 j“ let's get the fuck outta here j“ 387 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:57,368 j“ Christmas is canceled forever j“ 388 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,537 j“ no need to cut out the trees j“ 389 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,747 j“ and we can stay enemies j“ 390 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,500 j“ Christmas is canceled for good j“ 391 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,127 - aw, man! 392 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,462 - J“ Christmas is canceled this year j“ 393 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,631 j“ let's get the fuck outta here j“ 394 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:14,885 j“ Christmas is canceled forever j“ 395 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,305 j“ no need to cut out the trees j“ 396 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,307 j“ and we can stay enemies j“ 397 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:24,478 j“ Christmas is canceled for good j“ 398 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,814 j'j' 399 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,566 - good job. 400 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,611 [Scanner beeps] 401 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,738 - Thank you very much. - Happy holidays. 402 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,742 - Will you hurry up? 403 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,076 - Ma'am, I'm trying. 404 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,120 - Oh, get it together, dickless! 405 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,170 - Ugh. 406 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,177 - Hey, my turn. 407 00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,765 [Ominous music] 408 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,725 J'j' 409 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,810 - oh, oh! 410 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:08,314 Oh, I must have been good this year! 411 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,940 [Giggling] Oh, Santa! 412 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:12,985 J'j' 413 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,278 - what's the sitch here? 414 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:17,323 - Oh, pussy boy here is taking forever. 415 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,949 - There's, like, jam in the keyboard. 416 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,534 -Ah. 417 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,828 [Dramatic music] 418 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:23,972 - Sorry, folks, looks like I'm gonna 419 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,289 have to shut this Lane down. 420 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,457 [Crowd groans] 421 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,542 J'j' 422 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,087 ma'am, if you would head back to the Santa's rear village, 423 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,130 - someone will meet you there. - Ugh! 424 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,840 - Dude, what the hell? 425 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,468 - Full discloszh, 426 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:40,638 some guy just blew chunks all over the ride-ons. 427 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,014 You're cleaning it up. 428 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,683 [Tense music] 429 00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,142 - [Exhales sharply] 430 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,103 Th-throw up? Um... 431 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,146 It's... it's a little germy, no? 432 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,607 What about the floor workers? 433 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,318 - But I thought you preferred the floor. 434 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,613 Sawdust's in the maint's closet. 435 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,286 - Ah, these fucking idiot customers. 436 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,249 - [Chilling tone] - Idiots! 437 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,000 Is that what you think we are? 438 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,460 - Jesus Christ, lady. 439 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,837 - You watch your mouth, asshole, 440 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,256 or I'll rip this place apart, including you! 441 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,552 - I believe you. 442 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,555 [Ominous music] 443 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:27,226 J'j' 444 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,478 - [squelching] 445 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,564 [Music intensifies] 446 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,190 [Low growl] 447 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:35,901 - Deep breaths. It's just barf. 448 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,279 You don't have to touch it. Don't breathe around it. 449 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,490 Aah! 450 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,576 That's way more than I expected! 451 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,327 [Breathes sharply] 452 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,122 [Groans] 453 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:51,625 Okay, um, sir? 454 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,210 Sir, let's get you some help. 455 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,713 - [Growling] 456 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,840 [Eerie tone] 457 00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,967 - Oh! Holy shit! 458 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,970 [Intense music] 459 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,389 J'j' 460 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:08,392 [panting] 461 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,854 - [Growls] 462 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,272 - Oh, fuck! 463 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:14,565 - [Growling] 464 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:21,572 J'j' 465 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:25,075 - Chris, what the fuck? 466 00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:28,871 - All customers must vacate the premises of we luv toys. 467 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,956 We apologize for the inconvenience. 468 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,168 All customers must vacate the premises... 469 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:36,378 - Yo, took me two years, 470 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:37,814 but I finally got the hang of this thing. 471 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,048 Look at that. 472 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,442 Whoa, whoa, watch this, watch this. 473 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,510 Oh! 474 00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,595 - So what exactly happened with that Chris guy? 475 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,307 - I don't know. 476 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,768 I think he smashed some woman with a mini pink SUV. 477 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,941 - Right. 478 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,818 - [Growling] 479 00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:00,820 [Ominous music] 480 00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:02,154 - Um, ma'am, I'm sorry, 481 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,864 but we're actually closing early tonight. 482 00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:07,827 J'j' 483 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,954 - what happened? 484 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,622 - I don't know. 485 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,916 Came out, and it was a fucking disaster. 486 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,046 - Okay. Go check it out. 487 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:20,339 I'll keep an eye on Chris. 488 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:21,841 [Eerie music] 489 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:23,133 - I'll be back. 490 00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:30,140 J'j' 491 00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:34,687 - I told you guys. 492 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:37,523 I am sorry that I crushed that woman. 493 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,733 But...[panting] 494 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:41,318 Check the security footage! 495 00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:43,279 - We don't have to check shit. 496 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,155 This is a citizen's arrest. 497 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:50,619 - There is something really wrong out there. 498 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,455 - Yes, something is really wrong. 499 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,249 We're one hour into black Friday 500 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:57,877 and we're escorting customers away from the store? 501 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,962 - Yeah, of course that's his concern. 502 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:03,215 - No, no, no, marnie, wait. - Please, you have to believe me. 503 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,217 She attacked me. 504 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:06,719 Ask Archie. 505 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:08,697 - Archie went to go check on that nasty puke bitch 506 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:11,307 you attempted to murder. 507 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:14,184 You're going to jail, Chris. 508 00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:16,061 J'j' 509 00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:18,063 - uh, miss? 510 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,565 - [Growls] 511 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,358 - Oh, oh, my god. 512 00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,068 - [Growls] - [Screams] 513 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:24,695 No, no, no! 514 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,238 Aah! No! 515 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:28,782 [Intense music] 516 00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:29,909 [Shouting] 517 00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:31,702 - Shit! 518 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,287 J'j' 519 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:34,705 - [grunts] 520 00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,832 [Panting, coughing] 521 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:39,501 - Come on, kid. Let's go! 522 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:44,048 - [Gasping] 523 00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:46,508 J'j' 524 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:49,219 - what the hell is going on out there? 525 00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:51,055 This is some next-level bath salt shit. 526 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,182 - No, it's just black Friday. 527 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,934 Excitement is in the air. 528 00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:56,644 - Green Friday. - That's right. 529 00:23:56,727 --> 00:23:58,854 Green Friday, baby. It's all part of the fun. 530 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:01,065 It's known as competitive shopping. 531 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:03,734 Anita got a black eye last year and she took it like a champ. 532 00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,152 - No, no. Fuck that. 533 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:07,279 Some woman just attacked Emmett. 534 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:09,573 It's like she wasn't a person anymore. 535 00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:11,533 I hit her with a fucking skateboard. 536 00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:12,743 She didn't even feel it. 537 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:16,205 - Try calling the cops. - Oh, no. No. 538 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,499 Do not call the cops. 539 00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:19,917 - Are you kidding? 540 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,127 - You call the cops, and this place shuts down. 541 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:23,462 Now, if we work efficiently, 542 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,172 we can reopen by maybe 2:00 am. 543 00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:27,925 - Reopen? Are you insane? 544 00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:30,928 - Line's busy. - I got their voice mail. 545 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:32,638 Did you know the police had a voice mail? 546 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,598 - This is the biggest night of the year, okay? 547 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:38,060 Corporate expects us to do six figures this weekend. 548 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,937 - I'm sure corporate will understand. 549 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,772 - Relax. Okay? 550 00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:44,525 I know we all want to go home. It's a holiday. 551 00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:46,568 Blardy blardy blar. Let me tell you something... 552 00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:48,320 - What was wrong with that lady? 553 00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:49,989 Am I gonna be okay? 554 00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:52,992 [Coughing] 555 00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:58,038 - Hey, bud. 556 00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:59,498 Can I get you anything? 557 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:00,958 - Oh, man. 558 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:03,335 There is something wrong with the shoppers. 559 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:04,753 - Christopher, 560 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:07,756 you are not supposed to provoke the customers. 561 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,883 The training video says... 562 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:12,511 J“ leave them be and then you'll see j“ 563 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:15,597 j“ the love of toys is all we need j“ 564 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:19,685 - Anita, please shut the fuck up! 565 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,148 - You wonder why you never get employee of the month. 566 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,233 - You know what? 567 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:27,901 No one gives a flying fuck 568 00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:30,404 about your training videos or your plaques, Anita. 569 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:34,241 - Oh, I know you don't, but there are those who do. 570 00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:37,661 The ones who don't care are the ones like you two, 571 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:41,707 'cause you have squandered every single opportunity 572 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:45,127 that life has handed to you to do a subparjob 573 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,755 ringing people up at we luv toys 574 00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:49,965 for the rest of your life! 575 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,092 - [Growling] 576 00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:53,278 - Stand back. Stand back. - Stand back. 577 00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:54,762 I got this. I got this. 578 00:25:54,845 --> 00:25:56,805 Hey, buddy. You all right? 579 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,098 Here, come here. Come here. 580 00:25:58,182 --> 00:25:59,850 Hey, buddy. Hey. Okay. 581 00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,518 Okay. Spit it out. 582 00:26:01,602 --> 00:26:03,228 Holy fuck! 583 00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:05,397 Uh, okay. All right. 584 00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:07,983 You're gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay. Hey. 585 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,194 Somebody get me a fucking pillow! 586 00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:12,362 - [Dramatic music] - [Gurgling] 587 00:26:12,446 --> 00:26:14,948 - Okay. Okay. Fuck! - Move! 588 00:26:15,032 --> 00:26:17,534 Okay. Okay. 589 00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:19,661 The handbook says we're not really supposed 590 00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:21,330 to make physical contact. 591 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:22,790 - [Growling] 592 00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:26,835 J'j' 593 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:28,462 [shouts] 594 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,255 [Growling] 595 00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:33,258 [Chilling music] 596 00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:34,802 [Roars] 597 00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:36,053 - [Gasping] 598 00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:38,180 - [Roars] 599 00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:40,516 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 600 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,434 - Okay, okay! Enough! - Enough! Enough! 601 00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:44,520 - [Whimpers] - Protect me. 602 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,814 - Oh, god! - [Screaming] 603 00:26:46,897 --> 00:26:49,650 - Hey, corporate sent that! 604 00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:51,110 - Back the fuck up, homey! 605 00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:52,611 - [Roars] - Hey! 606 00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:54,404 - You're fucked now, junior! 607 00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,615 - Sit your ass down. 608 00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,910 - [Growling] 609 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:04,164 - Was that the new guy? 610 00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:07,084 [Soft dramatic music] 611 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:09,253 J'j' 612 00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:11,088 [touch tones beeping, line ringing] 613 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,631 - Hello? 614 00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,967 Anyone? 615 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:16,718 Bartlett won't pick up. 616 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:17,946 - We've got to separate that kid 617 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,471 from the rest of the shoppers. 618 00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:21,282 - You know, the first time I worked black Friday, 619 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,725 they separated shoppers by race. 620 00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:28,480 - Oh, great time for that story, Ruth! 621 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:30,440 Great time for that. 622 00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:32,860 That's it. It's not safe in here. 623 00:27:32,943 --> 00:27:34,921 - Can someone please untie me? - Schaumburg answered. 624 00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:36,238 I got schaumburg. 625 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,741 - Hello, schaumburg. 626 00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:41,427 This is Jonathan wexler, manager of store... 627 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:43,162 - Hello? Hello? 628 00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:45,831 Oh, thank god. Our shoppers are going crazy. 629 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:49,042 They're attacking us. We can't get out! 630 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:50,669 - Wait. What? 631 00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:52,087 - Listen to me. 632 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,047 Whatever you do, don't let them in. 633 00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:56,800 And for the love of god, don't let them gather. 634 00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:58,135 They're building something. 635 00:27:58,218 --> 00:27:59,678 - What? 636 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,763 - Get... I need... - Just don't let them gather! 637 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:03,223 - Don't let them... - Hello? 638 00:28:03,307 --> 00:28:04,349 [Bloodcurdling scream] 639 00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:05,976 Hello! 640 00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:08,103 - Okay, hang up. 641 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,565 - Oh, we gotta do something. 642 00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:14,818 I mean, dying in a toy store isn't how it ends for me. 643 00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:18,864 - Does anyone have a car big enough to fit us all? 644 00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:22,075 - Dad-mobile. 645 00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:24,411 Fits seven, but, you know, we could all squeeze. 646 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,288 - Ew. - Brian, don't start. 647 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:27,956 Ken's truck won't be enough. 648 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,360 There's people on the sales floor. 649 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:30,727 - So we gotta make a run for it, right? 650 00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:32,461 - Do we? 651 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:33,771 We don't even know what these things are or what they want. 652 00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:35,214 - They want to hurt us. 653 00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:38,133 - Oh, yeah, speaking of, can someone please untie me? 654 00:28:39,343 --> 00:28:41,345 - Ruth can't run. 655 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:45,557 - Survival of the fittest... - And non-geriatric. 656 00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:47,601 - Those things are the fittest. 657 00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:49,645 You saw Emmett. 658 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:52,231 We have to stay here and protect ourselves. 659 00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:54,566 Who knows where else this is happening? 660 00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:57,778 - I say we get everyone together on the sales floor, 661 00:28:57,861 --> 00:29:00,447 lock the doors, hang tight till this shit cools off. 662 00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:02,574 [Sharp pop] 663 00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,858 - You guys are gonna feel dumb when this all blows over. 664 00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:12,417 - Jonathan, this isn't blowing over. 665 00:29:14,795 --> 00:29:17,422 - You know, the company sends me this cheap champagne 666 00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:19,299 for making our sales goals. 667 00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:23,553 Now, they expect me to generate revenue tonight. 668 00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:25,389 That's my job. 669 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:29,518 - Your job is to be our manager. 670 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:33,105 Protect us. Manage us. 671 00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:36,024 - I can't. 672 00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:41,488 - [Screeches] 673 00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:43,240 [Tense music] 674 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:44,323 - Let's move. Come on. 675 00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:46,076 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 676 00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:48,870 - [Gurgles] 677 00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:51,766 - Find anyone you can and reconvene at the service desk. 678 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,125 Oh, and look out for Emmett. 679 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:55,877 The less we have to interact with the shoppers... 680 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:57,170 The better. 681 00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:58,422 - Where is everyb... oh. 682 00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:00,090 - Shh. 683 00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:02,551 [Ominous music] 684 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:05,512 [Music intensifies] 685 00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:11,476 J'j' 686 00:30:12,894 --> 00:30:14,730 how did all these shoppers get in here? 687 00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:17,458 - The team must've tried toleave 688 00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:19,568 through the employee exit. 689 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,653 - Who knows how many of those things got in? 690 00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:23,530 - I say we split up. 691 00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:26,033 Close that door. Secure the store. 692 00:30:26,116 --> 00:30:28,785 Ken, you take Ruth and marnie through the back hall. 693 00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:30,662 Hole up in the office until we get back. 694 00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:32,039 - Yeah. 695 00:30:32,122 --> 00:30:34,166 - Chris, Brian, Jonathan, 696 00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:36,418 we're gonna run recon to that exit. 697 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,503 - No, no, I should be with the other group 698 00:30:38,587 --> 00:30:40,881 'cause Brian represents me on the sales floor. 699 00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:46,011 - I will carry your grace to the sales floor as always. 700 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:47,094 - Let's just go. 701 00:30:47,137 --> 00:30:50,057 [Dramatic music] 702 00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:57,105 J'j' 703 00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:58,207 - come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. 704 00:30:58,231 --> 00:31:05,155 J'j' 705 00:31:10,327 --> 00:31:11,661 [Phone dings] 706 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:14,664 [Soft piano music] 707 00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:17,334 J'j' 708 00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:18,710 - where you going? 709 00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:21,003 - To the bathroom. 710 00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:22,172 - Why? 711 00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:23,673 - 'Cause I have to go. 712 00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:25,217 - Ooh, I gotta go too. 713 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:26,760 I've been holding it. [Chuckles] 714 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,688 - Your man, so hunky. 715 00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:40,565 They don't make 'em like that anymore. 716 00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:43,068 You know, fierce. Stern. 717 00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:45,278 A real smolder. 718 00:31:45,362 --> 00:31:47,614 - Ruth, he's not my man. - We're not dating, okay? 719 00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:49,616 - Oh! - Or... it doesn't matter. 720 00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:53,495 - Oh, so... so more like consensual fuck partners. 721 00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:56,957 - Wow. 722 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,918 [Suspenseful music] 723 00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:03,422 J'j' 724 00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:05,132 [eerie tone] 725 00:32:05,215 --> 00:32:07,384 - Follow me. Stay low. 726 00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:14,391 J'j' 727 00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:33,785 - [Squelching] 728 00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:37,289 J'j' 729 00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:38,707 [balloon pops] 730 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:41,084 [Growls] 731 00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:42,669 - Oh, no, no, no, no! 732 00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:44,171 [Dramatic sting] 733 00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:50,552 - What part of "follow me" did you not understand? 734 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,053 Follow me. 735 00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:57,827 - Hey, so let me know if you leave the bathroom, 736 00:32:57,851 --> 00:32:59,895 'cause I can always pinch and run, okay? 737 00:33:06,902 --> 00:33:08,111 [Liquid glugs] 738 00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:09,988 - Gotcha! - What are you doing? 739 00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:12,032 - Getting my stash, man. 740 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,910 - You can't do that! 741 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:16,429 - Circumstances have changed, Jonathan. 742 00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:17,787 - That's against the code! 743 00:33:23,919 --> 00:33:26,796 [Tense music] 744 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,382 J'j' 745 00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:31,343 - oh, no. - What? What's going on? 746 00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:36,473 [Tense music] 747 00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:38,156 - [Growling] - We gotta get to that door. 748 00:33:38,225 --> 00:33:40,060 Let's go. 749 00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:41,478 - Brian, step back. 750 00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:42,854 - [Mutters indistinctly] 751 00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:49,444 J'j' 752 00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:01,331 - [Faint hissing] - We're clear. 753 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:08,672 - [Yelling] 754 00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:18,682 - All set. Come on. 755 00:34:21,351 --> 00:34:23,895 - So what do we do now? - They... they got the door shut. 756 00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:32,404 - What are the shoppers doing? 757 00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:35,365 [Ominous music] 758 00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:36,533 J'j' 759 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:39,244 Ruth, wait here. 760 00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:40,829 - Okay. 761 00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:50,422 [Chilling music] 762 00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:57,429 J'j' 763 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,074 - [Hissing and growling] 764 00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:26,458 [Ominous music] 765 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:33,465 J'j' 766 00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:48,563 [Door creaking] 767 00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:53,735 - [Growls] 768 00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:55,153 - [Screams] 769 00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:56,655 [Intense music] 770 00:35:56,738 --> 00:35:58,865 - You park that buick? 771 00:35:58,948 --> 00:36:02,077 - [Growling] 772 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,203 - Johnathan! - Shit! 773 00:36:03,286 --> 00:36:04,746 - [Shouts] 774 00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:07,040 [Groans] 775 00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:11,795 J'j' 776 00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:13,463 - [roars] 777 00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:14,923 - [Grunts] 778 00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:17,967 Jonathan! 779 00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:25,475 - [Gurgles] 780 00:36:25,558 --> 00:36:27,644 - Oh! [Laughs] 781 00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:32,148 [Eerie music] 782 00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:33,817 J'j' 783 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:37,195 - [growling] 784 00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:40,031 [Heartbeat thumping] 785 00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:42,742 - [Groans] 786 00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:45,453 J'j' 787 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:48,415 [music intensifies] 788 00:36:48,498 --> 00:36:55,380 J'j' 789 00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:57,257 - are we safe up here? 790 00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:58,550 - Define safe. 791 00:37:03,596 --> 00:37:05,807 - Ken, come on. 792 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:07,475 I think we were safer in my office. 793 00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:10,238 - The doors are closed. - Now we wait, yeah? 794 00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:12,230 - No, no, no. We can't wait. 795 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:14,399 - I'm with her. 796 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:16,276 Lou was in there and he was trying to eat me 797 00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:17,944 or pull me into him. 798 00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:20,029 - He was trying to... - Gather? 799 00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:21,489 - Exactly. 800 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:22,907 - Just like schaumburg said. 801 00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:24,427 - Yeah, they're doing it at Santa's village. 802 00:37:24,451 --> 00:37:25,785 I saw something. 803 00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:27,304 I don't know what it was, but I think the shoppers 804 00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:28,597 are trying to reach each other and... 805 00:37:28,621 --> 00:37:30,749 - At this point, we're just in their way. 806 00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:32,184 We're gonna have to fight whatever's left. 807 00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:33,668 - Whoa, whoa. 808 00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:35,086 God damn it. 809 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:36,671 - What's wrong? 810 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:38,631 - I can't get dinner with my kids. 811 00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:40,759 I can't get a drink at work. 812 00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:43,636 I can't even get a goddamn text to send. 813 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:47,223 - Uh... I'll go get that. 814 00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:51,102 - You know what? - I'm getting my bonus 815 00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:52,645 and I'm getting the fuck outta here. 816 00:37:52,729 --> 00:37:54,606 - Are you fucking kidding me? 817 00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:55,982 - Jonathan, give me the keys. 818 00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:57,776 -Oh, uh... 819 00:37:57,859 --> 00:37:59,944 I left the keys in my office. 820 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,280 - Archie. 821 00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:15,460 Where's the holiday bonuses? 822 00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:20,840 - Are they, like, in your office or something? 823 00:38:20,924 --> 00:38:23,009 - I thought that I told you 824 00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:26,888 that there were gonna be no holiday bonuses this year. 825 00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:29,808 - What the fuck? 826 00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:32,310 - Jonathan, this is bullshit even for you. 827 00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:38,191 - That's not what you told me. 828 00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:41,528 All you said was that there'd be layoffs after the holidays. 829 00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:45,490 - Whoa! What the hell? Like who? 830 00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:47,659 - I mean, fo' sho' you with them bathroom breaks. 831 00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:49,327 - I wash my fucking hands! 832 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:50,805 - This place is a cesspool! - [Singing indistinctly] 833 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,914 - Hey, guys, shut up. 834 00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:55,834 Jonathan, is this true? 835 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:57,961 - J“ little girl j“ 836 00:38:58,044 --> 00:38:59,838 - well... 837 00:38:59,921 --> 00:39:02,799 It isn't not untrue. 838 00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:04,968 - Oh, my god. - I mean, yeah, yes, it's true. 839 00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:08,179 [Dramatic music] 840 00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:11,015 - I quit, you fucking joke. 841 00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:12,141 For your nose. 842 00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:16,729 - Ruth, get away from the window. 843 00:39:16,813 --> 00:39:18,773 - No, the police are here. 844 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:21,025 - [Siren wailing] - Oh, thank god! 845 00:39:21,109 --> 00:39:22,735 - [Crashing] - [Screams] 846 00:39:25,154 --> 00:39:27,907 [Distorted siren wailing] 847 00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:29,868 [Tense music] 848 00:39:29,951 --> 00:39:32,203 - [Growling] 849 00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:34,956 - Hey, Brian, wait up! 850 00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:38,585 J'j' 851 00:39:38,668 --> 00:39:40,420 - go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 852 00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:44,173 - [Growling] 853 00:39:49,137 --> 00:39:50,471 [Crashing] 854 00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:53,474 - [Gurgling] 855 00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:54,893 - [Grunting] 856 00:39:54,976 --> 00:39:57,228 J'j' 857 00:39:57,312 --> 00:39:59,606 - [shouts] - [Gurgles] 858 00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:01,608 - Oh, god! 859 00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:05,778 [Panting] 860 00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:10,107 - They're all headed for that. 861 00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:13,328 What is that thing? 862 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:14,411 - Let's go. 863 00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:16,956 - [Growls] 864 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,750 J'j' 865 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,043 - Chris, go. 866 00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:21,961 - No, man. 867 00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:25,173 - Chris, I'ma hold you down. 868 00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:26,716 Now go. Go! 869 00:40:26,799 --> 00:40:29,552 [Dramatic music] 870 00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:35,850 J'j' 871 00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:37,477 - [growls] 872 00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:44,984 - [Growling] 873 00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:46,611 - [Grunts] 874 00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,446 - [Snarling] 875 00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:50,573 J'j' 876 00:40:50,657 --> 00:40:53,368 - got your doorbusters right here, motherfucker. 877 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:54,953 [Object clattering] 878 00:40:55,036 --> 00:40:57,664 - [Growls] 879 00:40:57,747 --> 00:41:00,625 [Tense music] 880 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:04,295 J'j' 881 00:41:04,379 --> 00:41:06,047 [snarling] 882 00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:07,423 - [Grunts] 883 00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:10,802 - [Gurgles] 884 00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:15,682 - [Growls] 885 00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:22,647 J'j' 886 00:41:26,109 --> 00:41:28,111 _ [guttural clicking] 887 00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:30,989 J'j' 888 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:34,909 - [snarls] 889 00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:36,911 [Archie screams] 890 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:41,457 _ [guttural clicking] 891 00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:45,795 [Intense music] 892 00:41:45,878 --> 00:41:52,802 J'j' 893 00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:17,785 - Oh! 894 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:20,038 - [Snarling] 895 00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:21,664 - [Shouts] 896 00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:23,583 [Gasping] 897 00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:26,335 - [Screams] 898 00:42:26,419 --> 00:42:27,837 - [Roars] - Ken, block the door! 899 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:31,716 J'j' 900 00:42:31,799 --> 00:42:33,259 - [grunts] 901 00:42:33,342 --> 00:42:34,677 - [Growls] 902 00:42:34,761 --> 00:42:37,722 - [Grunting] 903 00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:39,515 - [Growling] 904 00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:42,810 [Blows landing] 905 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:43,978 - Oh! 906 00:42:54,363 --> 00:42:55,948 - They're never really dead. 907 00:42:59,452 --> 00:43:00,703 - Archie? 908 00:43:05,041 --> 00:43:07,794 If they got to him, what the hell are we gonna do? 909 00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:10,004 - I don't think this night can get any worse. 910 00:43:10,088 --> 00:43:11,756 [Panting] 911 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:13,466 - [Guttural growl] 912 00:43:13,549 --> 00:43:14,926 [Power whirs down] 913 00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:19,013 - [Laughs] Okay. 914 00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:20,807 Does anybody else just think that's funny? 915 00:43:20,890 --> 00:43:24,644 [Eerie music] 916 00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:26,447 - How long do you think that door will hold? 917 00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:31,484 - It's the only idea we've got and it's gotten us this far. 918 00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:33,694 - It's safe for now. 919 00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:37,240 - My name is Emmett, and I have loved toys 920 00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:38,783 since the first of the month. 921 00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:50,461 [Chuckles] I think that that is the shortest 922 00:43:50,545 --> 00:43:51,754 anyone has ever worked here. 923 00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:54,757 [Laughter] 924 00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:04,934 - I have loved toys for eight years. 925 00:44:06,936 --> 00:44:08,646 I wanted to be a dentist, you know. 926 00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:13,860 - Ten years. 927 00:44:13,943 --> 00:44:15,278 Got laid off. 928 00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:18,614 Told my wife it'd be temporary. 929 00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:25,621 - Four years. 930 00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:29,959 I'd throw my name tag in the middle, but I lost mine. 931 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,006 - Two years. 932 00:44:36,257 --> 00:44:37,633 Imagine making your living 933 00:44:37,717 --> 00:44:39,277 at the place you begged your mom and dad 934 00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:40,783 to take you to when you were younger. 935 00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:51,314 I ran home to tell my dad after I got hired, 936 00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:52,773 and he goes... 937 00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:56,903 "Welcome to corporate hell, kid." 938 00:44:58,362 --> 00:45:00,907 This place isn't impressive. 939 00:45:00,990 --> 00:45:04,577 It isn't fun or magical. 940 00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:06,287 It's a prison. 941 00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:07,788 It's a ruse. 942 00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:11,834 It's a lie. 943 00:45:13,502 --> 00:45:14,921 - Well, that just sucks, you know, 944 00:45:15,004 --> 00:45:17,882 'cause I always saw you as manager material. 945 00:45:21,510 --> 00:45:23,012 - Shut up, Jonathan. 946 00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:29,018 - You guys want to know why I applied here 27 years ago? 947 00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:32,063 I was lonely. 948 00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:33,790 I believe that there's a place for everyone, 949 00:45:33,814 --> 00:45:36,525 and this is my place. 950 00:45:36,609 --> 00:45:38,027 It's a place where you have worth, 951 00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:40,321 where regional managers call you and ask for numbers, 952 00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:42,907 where you can reprimand somebody 953 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:46,160 and they have to listen to you. [Chuckles] 954 00:45:46,244 --> 00:45:49,038 Where the women have to laugh at all your corny jokes 955 00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:52,041 and even the coolest guys have to obey. 956 00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:53,584 [Chuckles] 957 00:45:53,668 --> 00:45:56,003 That's what we luv toys means to me. 958 00:46:01,342 --> 00:46:03,552 - That's some dark shit right there. 959 00:46:03,636 --> 00:46:06,430 - I legitimately always thought you were a serial killer. 960 00:46:06,514 --> 00:46:09,392 [Dramatic music] 961 00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:13,271 J'j' 962 00:46:13,354 --> 00:46:14,794 I can't believe I missed Thanksgiving 963 00:46:14,855 --> 00:46:17,733 with my family for this. 964 00:46:17,817 --> 00:46:20,695 - Well, at least you were invited to a Thanksgiving. 965 00:46:22,488 --> 00:46:25,574 - I'm sorry. Truly. 966 00:46:25,658 --> 00:46:30,246 J'j' 967 00:46:30,329 --> 00:46:31,580 what are you doing? 968 00:46:31,664 --> 00:46:38,546 J'j' 969 00:46:54,854 --> 00:46:56,689 - No one should be without Thanksgiving. 970 00:47:00,026 --> 00:47:01,152 Turkey. 971 00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:04,238 - Thank you. 972 00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:06,115 - Cranberry. 973 00:47:07,867 --> 00:47:09,160 Football. 974 00:47:11,037 --> 00:47:12,121 Black Friday. 975 00:47:12,204 --> 00:47:13,748 - [Chuckles] 976 00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,291 Here's some black Friday trivia. 977 00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:18,586 The phrase was first used by Philly cops 978 00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:19,962 to describe the crowds 979 00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:22,214 and the traffic the day after the holiday. 980 00:47:22,298 --> 00:47:24,425 Mm! And here's some retail trivia. 981 00:47:24,508 --> 00:47:28,012 The promise of savings is an illusion 982 00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:30,598 'cause everything they put out there is sold at a loss 983 00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:32,683 to get you through the door. 984 00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:34,643 Things are still selling for a high margin too. 985 00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:36,645 So yeah, sure. 986 00:47:36,729 --> 00:47:38,814 Go ahead and get that cheap flat-screen TV, 987 00:47:38,898 --> 00:47:40,983 but now you need the wall mount and the cables. 988 00:47:42,151 --> 00:47:43,861 Customers aren't always right. 989 00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:45,696 They just want to think that they are. 990 00:47:46,781 --> 00:47:47,698 - Jesus Christ. 991 00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:49,367 - Mm. 992 00:47:49,450 --> 00:47:51,619 - Well, for our last Thanksgiving meal, 993 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:53,829 - it sure was informative. - No. 994 00:47:53,913 --> 00:47:56,082 Don't say that. 995 00:47:56,165 --> 00:47:57,666 Don't say this is our last. 996 00:47:57,750 --> 00:47:59,186 - I think she was just making a joke. 997 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:00,795 - No. I got two kids out there 998 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,380 that I plan to see again. 999 00:48:02,463 --> 00:48:05,007 - Calm down. We get it. 1000 00:48:05,091 --> 00:48:06,467 - You don't know shit, Chris. 1001 00:48:08,302 --> 00:48:10,721 - You don't have a... - I don't have a what, Ken? 1002 00:48:10,805 --> 00:48:12,681 A family that gives a shit about me? 1003 00:48:14,683 --> 00:48:15,768 Maybe you're right. 1004 00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:17,171 But at least I don't love it here. 1005 00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:19,438 - I don't love it here. 1006 00:48:19,522 --> 00:48:20,940 - [Grunts] 1007 00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:22,608 Look at how hard you try 1008 00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:25,152 to be the coolest person working at we luv toys. 1009 00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:26,695 - Guys, can we not do this right now? 1010 00:48:28,406 --> 00:48:29,532 You're the one that's always 1011 00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:31,492 trying to get employee of the month. 1012 00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:33,160 It's a fake award, Christopher. 1013 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:35,204 - Don't blame me for trying my best. 1014 00:48:35,287 --> 00:48:37,081 - Your best. 1015 00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:39,291 You call this your best? 1016 00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:42,253 I've never seen a bigger waste of potential in my life. 1017 00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:44,880 - Oh, fuck off! 1018 00:48:44,964 --> 00:48:46,382 You try to give me all these tips 1019 00:48:46,465 --> 00:48:49,427 about how to live and when you were my age. 1020 00:48:49,510 --> 00:48:51,637 You're not my age. 1021 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:54,974 I still have time to realize that this job was a mistake. 1022 00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:56,851 - You got a lot to learn, kid. 1023 00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:58,894 - "Kid." 1024 00:48:58,978 --> 00:49:01,105 I'm not your kid. 1025 00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:03,441 You see me way too often to be your actual child. 1026 00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:14,410 - Don't. 1027 00:49:14,493 --> 00:49:17,163 - At least I acknowledge that this job bums me out. 1028 00:49:17,246 --> 00:49:20,749 But, my god, you treat it like it's high school, 1029 00:49:20,833 --> 00:49:22,793 like you're the cool guy in shop, 1030 00:49:22,877 --> 00:49:24,753 dating someone 20 years younger than you. 1031 00:49:24,837 --> 00:49:26,630 - Okay, we're not dating. 1032 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:34,680 - I thought we were a thing. 1033 00:49:34,763 --> 00:49:35,890 - Athing, yeah. 1034 00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:40,186 But, Ken, you're almost my dad's age. 1035 00:49:40,269 --> 00:49:42,605 - [Chuckles] 1036 00:49:42,688 --> 00:49:44,356 - I will fucking kill you, nerd! 1037 00:49:45,858 --> 00:49:47,335 - What about all the late-night shifts? 1038 00:49:47,359 --> 00:49:48,837 What about the time we made out on the train table? 1039 00:49:48,861 --> 00:49:51,405 - You did what? - We made out. 1040 00:49:53,032 --> 00:49:54,950 It passes the time. 1041 00:49:55,034 --> 00:49:56,660 But, Ken, I don't really know you. 1042 00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,830 I've never seen you outside of the store. 1043 00:49:59,914 --> 00:50:01,749 I mean, I've... I've never even met your kids. 1044 00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:05,211 Would we ever go out on a date? 1045 00:50:05,294 --> 00:50:06,754 I don't think so, right? 1046 00:50:07,963 --> 00:50:09,215 - Pancakes. 1047 00:50:12,384 --> 00:50:13,761 [Somber music] 1048 00:50:15,221 --> 00:50:22,102 J'j' 1049 00:50:27,107 --> 00:50:28,526 So that's it? 1050 00:50:30,277 --> 00:50:33,197 You guys all think I'm some sort of fucking loser, huh? 1051 00:50:41,705 --> 00:50:42,790 I'm out of here. 1052 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:46,544 - Let's go. 1053 00:50:48,003 --> 00:50:50,923 [Ominous music] 1054 00:50:51,006 --> 00:50:57,805 J'j' 1055 00:51:10,609 --> 00:51:12,486 What exactly are we looking for? 1056 00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:13,862 - I'm fresh out of ideas. 1057 00:51:15,197 --> 00:51:18,450 [Door squeaking] 1058 00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:22,329 - There's got to be a circuit breaker or something in here. 1059 00:51:33,299 --> 00:51:36,218 [Eerie music] 1060 00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:40,180 J'j' 1061 00:51:40,264 --> 00:51:41,849 - I can do you one better. 1062 00:51:45,394 --> 00:51:48,314 [Chilling music] 1063 00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:55,321 J'j' 1064 00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:14,131 - Hey, what's the plan? 1065 00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:15,633 - Lou attacked you guys, right? 1066 00:52:15,716 --> 00:52:17,476 - Damn straight. - He showed Ken what's what. 1067 00:52:17,551 --> 00:52:18,751 - Right, which means the truck 1068 00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:20,202 is still parked in the loading dock. 1069 00:52:20,262 --> 00:52:22,032 - And the keys are still in the truck. He told me. 1070 00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:23,256 - If we bust open those locks, 1071 00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:24,534 we can get into the bed of the truck. 1072 00:52:24,558 --> 00:52:25,934 That's our way out of here. 1073 00:52:26,018 --> 00:52:27,495 - What happens when you get into the truck bed? 1074 00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:28,705 - I figured there's got to be a hatch 1075 00:52:28,729 --> 00:52:30,105 to the front seat, right? 1076 00:52:30,189 --> 00:52:32,358 - Got it! Let's go. 1077 00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:34,526 - All right, team. 1078 00:52:34,610 --> 00:52:36,278 Listen up. 1079 00:52:36,362 --> 00:52:38,280 I've made a decision. 1080 00:52:38,364 --> 00:52:41,408 As captain... 1081 00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:42,868 I'm going down with the ship. 1082 00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:44,411 - No! - I'm staying behind. 1083 00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:45,621 That's it. 1084 00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:48,624 - We had Turkey together. 1085 00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:50,084 And pretzels. 1086 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:53,212 - Jonathan, now is not the time, okay? 1087 00:52:53,295 --> 00:52:55,172 - Then when is my time, huh? 1088 00:52:57,675 --> 00:53:00,511 Call me a fool, but I love it here. 1089 00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:03,806 This is my favorite place in the whole world, 1090 00:53:03,889 --> 00:53:07,017 and it would be an honor to stay with the store 1091 00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:09,186 in its final hours, 1092 00:53:09,269 --> 00:53:11,772 as any good and strong manager would. 1093 00:53:13,649 --> 00:53:15,401 - [Growls] - [Screams] 1094 00:53:15,484 --> 00:53:18,278 I told you they never die. 1095 00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:20,906 [Bones cracking] 1096 00:53:20,989 --> 00:53:22,449 - [Growls] 1097 00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:25,035 - Oh, this just got really bad. 1098 00:53:25,119 --> 00:53:27,121 J'j' 1099 00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:29,665 - [growls] 1100 00:53:31,917 --> 00:53:33,585 [Roars] 1101 00:53:33,669 --> 00:53:35,629 - [Screams] 1102 00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:37,339 [All exclaiming] 1103 00:53:37,423 --> 00:53:43,721 J'j' 1104 00:53:43,804 --> 00:53:46,682 [music intensifies] 1105 00:53:46,765 --> 00:53:49,893 J'j' 1106 00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:51,520 - [alarm blaring] - Go, get outta here! 1107 00:53:52,604 --> 00:53:54,106 [Shouts] 1108 00:53:54,189 --> 00:53:56,024 - [Growling] - [Grunts] 1109 00:53:56,108 --> 00:53:59,194 J'j' 1110 00:53:59,278 --> 00:54:00,738 [choking] 1111 00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:02,030 - Ken! - Don't! 1112 00:54:05,492 --> 00:54:07,578 - [Shouting] 1113 00:54:07,661 --> 00:54:09,455 - [Snarling] 1114 00:54:09,538 --> 00:54:13,542 J'j' 1115 00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:14,918 - [shouting indistinctly] 1116 00:54:15,002 --> 00:54:16,211 [Toy squeaks] 1117 00:54:16,295 --> 00:54:19,047 - [Shouts] - [Growls] 1118 00:54:19,131 --> 00:54:21,091 [Intense music] 1119 00:54:21,175 --> 00:54:24,845 - Motherfucker! Ow! Ow! 1120 00:54:24,928 --> 00:54:27,848 [Gasping] 1121 00:54:27,931 --> 00:54:30,559 - [Growling] 1122 00:54:30,642 --> 00:54:36,106 J'j' 1123 00:54:38,525 --> 00:54:40,527 - I think we're clear. 1124 00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:42,070 - Maybe they do die. 1125 00:54:42,154 --> 00:54:43,154 - Ken. - Are you okay? 1126 00:54:43,197 --> 00:54:44,990 - Wait, wait, wait. 1127 00:54:45,073 --> 00:54:46,617 Stay back. Do not come over here. 1128 00:54:48,535 --> 00:54:49,828 - Oh, my god. 1129 00:54:49,912 --> 00:54:51,330 - What happened? 1130 00:54:51,413 --> 00:54:54,541 - What does it look like? - Fucking new guy bit me. 1131 00:54:56,752 --> 00:54:58,378 - I can fix this. - We can fix this. 1132 00:54:58,462 --> 00:54:59,838 - No. No. 1133 00:54:59,922 --> 00:55:01,632 You saw what happened to Anita and Emmett. 1134 00:55:01,715 --> 00:55:03,109 If they bite you, you turn into one of them. 1135 00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:04,593 - No, no, no, no. - Don't say that. 1136 00:55:04,676 --> 00:55:06,053 - Well, that is the mythos, right? 1137 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:08,388 - Shut the fuck up, Jonathan! 1138 00:55:08,472 --> 00:55:11,141 What happened to going down with the ship, huh, captain? 1139 00:55:11,225 --> 00:55:12,935 - I guess I changed my mind. 1140 00:55:13,018 --> 00:55:14,770 - [Groans] - We can cut the arm off. 1141 00:55:14,853 --> 00:55:16,855 Let's lop it off. 1142 00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:19,942 - Guys, you already took my dignity. 1143 00:55:21,193 --> 00:55:22,611 Leave my arm. 1144 00:55:22,694 --> 00:55:24,238 [Somber music] 1145 00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:25,656 Get out of here. 1146 00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:27,991 Put something in the door. Don't let me out. 1147 00:55:28,075 --> 00:55:30,661 J'j' 1148 00:55:30,744 --> 00:55:31,954 here. 1149 00:55:33,455 --> 00:55:35,290 - Ken, I'm... I'm sorry. 1150 00:55:35,374 --> 00:55:37,793 J'j' 1151 00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:39,628 - yeah, me too, kid. 1152 00:55:39,711 --> 00:55:46,468 J'j' 1153 00:56:07,531 --> 00:56:08,740 Fuck. 1154 00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:13,120 Come on, man! When are you gonna take me? 1155 00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:15,581 Fuck! 1156 00:56:15,664 --> 00:56:18,083 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 1157 00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:21,211 - [Distorted laugh] - Want to go some place new, new. 1158 00:56:21,295 --> 00:56:24,172 Not my... not myself. 1159 00:56:24,256 --> 00:56:27,259 Been a long... Been a long day, day, day. 1160 00:56:27,342 --> 00:56:29,928 Been a long... been a long day. 1161 00:56:30,012 --> 00:56:31,597 - Fuck off, dour Dennis. 1162 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,783 - [Distorted] Yet others are going through much worse. 1163 00:56:33,807 --> 00:56:35,142 - Fuck off, man. 1164 00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:38,103 [Suspenseful music] 1165 00:56:38,186 --> 00:56:41,231 J'j' 1166 00:56:41,315 --> 00:56:43,108 - you know what you're doing? 1167 00:56:43,191 --> 00:56:45,861 - No, but I figure if I climb out of the hatch 1168 00:56:45,944 --> 00:56:47,422 and get to the front seat, it's our way out of here. 1169 00:56:47,446 --> 00:56:49,281 - Okay. Good plan. 1170 00:56:49,364 --> 00:56:51,867 'Cause my elks lodge is only about six miles away. 1171 00:56:51,950 --> 00:56:53,619 - Or the police station. 1172 00:56:53,702 --> 00:56:55,542 - The police are here and they're monsters now. 1173 00:56:56,914 --> 00:56:59,958 - Look, I'll get us somewhere, okay? 1174 00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:02,210 - Brian, about a year ago, 1175 00:57:02,294 --> 00:57:03,879 corporate sent transportation... 1176 00:57:03,962 --> 00:57:05,762 - Hey, I hope you don't believe what Ken said. 1177 00:57:05,797 --> 00:57:07,049 It's not true. 1178 00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:09,760 - It's true. 1179 00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:11,523 I don't know if he meant it, but it's true. 1180 00:57:13,597 --> 00:57:16,350 I made things uncomfortable by bringing you into that fight. 1181 00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:19,394 You're too good of a person. 1182 00:57:19,478 --> 00:57:20,580 You remember Christmas last year, 1183 00:57:20,604 --> 00:57:21,980 we caught that woman stealing? 1184 00:57:22,064 --> 00:57:23,482 I wanted to stop her. Y-Y... 1185 00:57:23,565 --> 00:57:26,276 - She had kids. - She was stealing for them. 1186 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,486 - What? 1187 00:57:27,569 --> 00:57:29,154 [Tense music] 1188 00:57:29,237 --> 00:57:31,239 - What was I supposed to do, call the cops 1189 00:57:31,323 --> 00:57:33,700 so that she'd get arrested and her kids would find out 1190 00:57:33,784 --> 00:57:36,370 in the worst possible way that Santa's not real? 1191 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:37,955 - You let her do it? 1192 00:57:38,038 --> 00:57:40,791 - Marnie... - You did the right thing. 1193 00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:44,962 - Let's help Chris out. 1194 00:57:56,515 --> 00:57:58,141 [Faint snarl] 1195 00:57:58,225 --> 00:57:59,518 [Metal bangs] 1196 00:58:01,061 --> 00:58:03,939 [Suspenseful music] 1197 00:58:04,022 --> 00:58:05,983 J'j' 1198 00:58:06,066 --> 00:58:08,235 - [distorted] Hey, how do you feel today, feel today? 1199 00:58:08,318 --> 00:58:11,113 - You know, I'm not doing too good, dour Dennis, 1200 00:58:11,196 --> 00:58:12,698 but I appreciate the sentiment. 1201 00:58:12,781 --> 00:58:15,367 - [Distorted] Just always feel bad, bad, bad. 1202 00:58:15,450 --> 00:58:16,994 - That's great. 1203 00:58:17,077 --> 00:58:18,704 That's just fucking awesome. 1204 00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:25,002 I'm good. 1205 00:58:28,422 --> 00:58:30,132 [Squelching] 1206 00:58:30,215 --> 00:58:33,135 [Ominous music] 1207 00:58:33,218 --> 00:58:37,472 J'j' 1208 00:58:37,556 --> 00:58:39,057 ah, fuck. 1209 00:58:39,141 --> 00:58:40,726 J'j' 1210 00:58:40,809 --> 00:58:42,436 god damn it, Brian! 1211 00:58:44,604 --> 00:58:46,815 - [Growling] 1212 00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:50,944 - What are the odds Chris fucks this up? 1213 00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:52,988 - You know, you are a real boner killer, 1214 00:58:53,071 --> 00:58:54,072 you know that? 1215 00:58:54,156 --> 00:58:57,034 [Suspenseful music] 1216 00:58:57,117 --> 00:58:58,702 J'j' 1217 00:58:58,785 --> 00:59:01,413 - [breathing heavily] 1218 00:59:01,496 --> 00:59:02,539 - Bircher. 1219 00:59:02,622 --> 00:59:04,207 - [Growls] 1220 00:59:04,291 --> 00:59:07,210 [Chilling music] 1221 00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:11,256 J'j' 1222 00:59:15,510 --> 00:59:17,471 - [breathing heavily] 1223 00:59:19,306 --> 00:59:20,515 [Intense music] 1224 00:59:20,599 --> 00:59:22,726 [All snarling] 1225 00:59:22,809 --> 00:59:29,066 J'j' 1226 00:59:29,149 --> 00:59:31,735 -an emergency at-home order has been put in place... 1227 00:59:31,818 --> 00:59:33,612 J'j' 1228 00:59:33,695 --> 00:59:35,489 - what do I do here? 1229 00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:37,574 - Civilians are advised... 1230 00:59:37,657 --> 00:59:38,825 - What is this? 1231 00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:40,494 What are all these buttons? 1232 00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:43,205 - I repeat: Stay in your home. 1233 00:59:43,288 --> 00:59:46,374 An emergency at-home order has been put in place... 1234 00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:49,544 - "You should have taken shop." - Shut the fuck up, dad! 1235 00:59:49,628 --> 00:59:51,254 [Engine revs] 1236 00:59:51,338 --> 00:59:52,756 - Civilians are advised to avoid 1237 00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:54,633 any and all retail areas. 1238 00:59:54,716 --> 00:59:55,926 [Air hisses] 1239 00:59:56,009 --> 00:59:57,761 [Horn honks] 1240 00:59:57,844 --> 00:59:59,447 - [Distorted] - I can't do this at my house. 1241 00:59:59,471 --> 01:00:01,765 My house is a mess, mess, mess, mess. 1242 01:00:01,848 --> 01:00:03,433 - Quiet, Dennis. - They'll hear us. 1243 01:00:03,517 --> 01:00:04,976 [Electricity crackling] 1244 01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:06,520 [Hissing, popping] 1245 01:00:06,603 --> 01:00:08,063 Oh, fuck. 1246 01:00:09,481 --> 01:00:10,982 [Banging] 1247 01:00:11,066 --> 01:00:13,318 [Ominous music] 1248 01:00:13,401 --> 01:00:14,712 - [Distorted] - Get it together, together. 1249 01:00:14,736 --> 01:00:16,196 It's not like my life was my choice. 1250 01:00:16,279 --> 01:00:19,074 - Hey! - This is for employees only! 1251 01:00:19,157 --> 01:00:21,076 J'j' 1252 01:00:21,159 --> 01:00:22,494 come on, Dennis. 1253 01:00:22,577 --> 01:00:24,162 - [Guttural growl] 1254 01:00:24,246 --> 01:00:27,290 [Chilling music] 1255 01:00:27,374 --> 01:00:29,054 - [Distorted] - My wife left me, so I guess 1256 01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:31,378 I can do whatever the fuck I want. 1257 01:00:31,461 --> 01:00:33,213 _ [guttural clicking] 1258 01:00:33,296 --> 01:00:34,422 [Sniffing] 1259 01:00:34,506 --> 01:00:35,757 [Growls] 1260 01:00:35,841 --> 01:00:38,760 [All growling] 1261 01:00:38,844 --> 01:00:45,767 J'j' 1262 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:54,985 - What happened to the plan, Chris? 1263 01:00:55,068 --> 01:00:56,820 - I can't drive this truck. 1264 01:00:56,903 --> 01:00:58,783 - That's what you get for not taking shop class. 1265 01:00:58,864 --> 01:01:00,615 - Shh, shh! - The... they'll hear us. 1266 01:01:00,699 --> 01:01:02,492 I saw bircher outside. 1267 01:01:02,576 --> 01:01:05,662 He was like Emmett. He turned but maybe worse. 1268 01:01:05,745 --> 01:01:07,539 I-I don't know. 1269 01:01:07,622 --> 01:01:10,125 I don't think he saw me. 1270 01:01:11,334 --> 01:01:14,212 - [Growling] 1271 01:01:14,296 --> 01:01:17,174 [Eerie music] 1272 01:01:17,257 --> 01:01:18,341 J'j' 1273 01:01:18,425 --> 01:01:21,011 [nail scraping] 1274 01:01:21,094 --> 01:01:27,392 J'j' 1275 01:01:28,935 --> 01:01:30,896 - [snarling] 1276 01:01:30,979 --> 01:01:33,440 J'j' 1277 01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:35,984 [growls] 1278 01:01:36,067 --> 01:01:38,987 [Chilling music] 1279 01:01:39,070 --> 01:01:43,450 J'j' 1280 01:01:43,533 --> 01:01:45,410 [growls] 1281 01:01:53,752 --> 01:01:56,296 [All grunting] 1282 01:01:57,964 --> 01:01:59,466 - Are you okay? 1283 01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:00,592 - [Growls] - [Shouts] 1284 01:02:00,675 --> 01:02:02,260 - [Screams] - Chris! 1285 01:02:02,344 --> 01:02:04,471 [Intense music] 1286 01:02:04,554 --> 01:02:05,889 - [Screams] 1287 01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:07,599 - No, no, no, no, no, no! 1288 01:02:07,682 --> 01:02:09,184 J'j' 1289 01:02:09,267 --> 01:02:10,894 - help! [Screams] 1290 01:02:10,977 --> 01:02:12,187 [Flesh squelches] 1291 01:02:12,270 --> 01:02:13,813 - [Screeches] 1292 01:02:13,897 --> 01:02:14,940 - [Breathing heavily] 1293 01:02:15,023 --> 01:02:17,234 - [Growling, banging] - Aah! 1294 01:02:17,317 --> 01:02:18,985 - Shit! 1295 01:02:19,069 --> 01:02:21,613 - Jonathan, open the back door! 1296 01:02:21,696 --> 01:02:23,281 - We're safe in here, no? 1297 01:02:23,365 --> 01:02:24,532 - No! Obviously not. 1298 01:02:24,616 --> 01:02:25,896 These things are fast and strong. 1299 01:02:25,951 --> 01:02:27,053 They'll rip this truck apart. 1300 01:02:27,077 --> 01:02:28,536 - [Shouts] 1301 01:02:30,163 --> 01:02:31,665 - Go! Go! Get the back! 1302 01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:33,208 - Okay. Okay. - Go! Go! 1303 01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:35,919 [Intense music] 1304 01:02:36,002 --> 01:02:37,504 - [Sniffing] 1305 01:02:37,587 --> 01:02:39,339 [Guttural clicking] 1306 01:02:39,422 --> 01:02:40,924 [Snarling] 1307 01:02:41,007 --> 01:02:43,885 [Tense music] 1308 01:02:43,969 --> 01:02:50,892 J'j' 1309 01:03:09,411 --> 01:03:12,330 [All growling] 1310 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:17,252 - [Coughs] 1311 01:03:18,878 --> 01:03:20,630 - What are we gonna do? 1312 01:03:20,714 --> 01:03:24,384 - Okay. Marnie, grab the back of my sweater. 1313 01:03:24,467 --> 01:03:26,386 Then Chris, Brian, you last. 1314 01:03:26,469 --> 01:03:27,887 - Me last? 1315 01:03:27,971 --> 01:03:29,657 - Well, unfortunately, these things are hungry, 1316 01:03:29,681 --> 01:03:32,100 and well, you're the slowest and the juiciest. 1317 01:03:32,183 --> 01:03:35,103 [Intense music] 1318 01:03:35,186 --> 01:03:36,688 J'j' 1319 01:03:36,771 --> 01:03:39,941 [gas hissing] 1320 01:03:40,025 --> 01:03:45,655 J'j' 1321 01:03:45,739 --> 01:03:48,408 - [growls] 1322 01:03:48,491 --> 01:03:50,091 - Are you crazy? - We can't see in there. 1323 01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:51,703 - You can't, maybe. 1324 01:03:51,786 --> 01:03:54,122 I can walk through this whole store with my eyes closed. 1325 01:03:54,205 --> 01:03:56,291 Come on. Grab on. Let's move! 1326 01:03:56,374 --> 01:04:00,211 J'j' 1327 01:04:00,295 --> 01:04:01,671 - I can't see anything. 1328 01:04:01,755 --> 01:04:03,506 - Shut the fuck up, juicy. 1329 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:15,060 - [Roars] - [Screams] 1330 01:04:15,143 --> 01:04:16,644 [Chilling music] 1331 01:04:16,728 --> 01:04:19,147 - [Screeches] 1332 01:04:19,230 --> 01:04:26,154 J'j' 1333 01:04:29,282 --> 01:04:30,658 - this was a good call. 1334 01:04:30,742 --> 01:04:32,452 Go high, you know. That's what they say. 1335 01:04:32,535 --> 01:04:35,205 - Who? - I don't know, sports people? 1336 01:04:35,288 --> 01:04:37,791 - Marnie, where did the rest of the shoppers go? 1337 01:04:40,168 --> 01:04:42,128 - [Guttural vocalizing] 1338 01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:43,713 [Growls] 1339 01:04:43,797 --> 01:04:46,674 [Suspenseful music] 1340 01:04:46,758 --> 01:04:49,010 J'j' 1341 01:04:49,094 --> 01:04:50,512 - [distorted] Hello, hello, hello. 1342 01:04:50,595 --> 01:04:53,348 Maybe you could love me. Maybe you could love me. 1343 01:04:55,308 --> 01:04:57,060 - [Roars] 1344 01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:01,689 - [Panting] 1345 01:05:06,361 --> 01:05:08,780 - Guys, over here. 1346 01:05:08,863 --> 01:05:09,906 [Ominous music] 1347 01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:11,741 - Hey, uh, 1348 01:05:11,825 --> 01:05:14,327 I'm totes sorry that I left you on the sales floor. 1349 01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:15,596 - It's all right. - Forget about it. 1350 01:05:15,620 --> 01:05:17,330 - No, I've been a bitch. 1351 01:05:17,414 --> 01:05:19,874 But I've totally taken control since then. 1352 01:05:19,958 --> 01:05:21,558 - I totally helped with Ken. - [Chuckles] 1353 01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:22,710 - What? 1354 01:05:24,212 --> 01:05:25,380 - [Fire roars] - Oh, no! 1355 01:05:25,463 --> 01:05:26,881 It's spreading too fast. 1356 01:05:28,216 --> 01:05:31,386 No, no, no! We got to put it out. 1357 01:05:31,469 --> 01:05:32,887 [Low growl] 1358 01:05:32,971 --> 01:05:35,056 - No, no! 1359 01:05:35,140 --> 01:05:37,392 I don't care how much smoke. Back down the hatch! 1360 01:05:37,475 --> 01:05:39,561 [Rattling, growling] 1361 01:05:39,644 --> 01:05:41,896 [Tense music] 1362 01:05:41,980 --> 01:05:44,107 J'j' 1363 01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:46,025 - oh, there they are. 1364 01:05:46,109 --> 01:05:48,319 - We don't have a way out. 1365 01:05:48,403 --> 01:05:51,573 - You know the worst thing about holiday shoppers? 1366 01:05:52,657 --> 01:05:55,368 They can never accept the fact that the night is over. 1367 01:05:56,411 --> 01:06:00,123 They have no idea what it takes to work in retail. 1368 01:06:00,206 --> 01:06:04,627 Year after year dealing with hordes of unruly customers. 1369 01:06:04,711 --> 01:06:06,921 You know what? 1370 01:06:07,005 --> 01:06:10,758 My face hurts because of all the fake smiles! 1371 01:06:11,926 --> 01:06:13,678 - [Growling] 1372 01:06:13,761 --> 01:06:16,681 - My ears hurt from listening to air supply 1373 01:06:16,764 --> 01:06:19,934 50,000 times! 1374 01:06:21,352 --> 01:06:26,232 Worst of all, my fucking feet hurt! 1375 01:06:26,316 --> 01:06:28,234 - What is he doing? 1376 01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:29,986 - I think he's finally had enough. 1377 01:06:30,069 --> 01:06:34,157 - It's right there in the manager's handbook. 1378 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:38,286 The people that work for you should be treated... 1379 01:06:38,369 --> 01:06:39,913 Like family. 1380 01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:42,665 Well, these kids, they're special to me. 1381 01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:46,211 They're my family. 1382 01:06:46,294 --> 01:06:47,837 - Jonathan, what are you doing? 1383 01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:51,382 - [Growling] 1384 01:06:51,466 --> 01:06:53,927 - So attention, shoppers, 1385 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:58,306 black Friday is over! 1386 01:06:58,389 --> 01:06:59,974 Whoo! 1387 01:07:00,058 --> 01:07:02,560 - [Screams, sobs] 1388 01:07:02,644 --> 01:07:05,522 [Tense music] 1389 01:07:05,605 --> 01:07:12,529 J'j' 1390 01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:31,214 - [Screams] 1391 01:07:31,297 --> 01:07:34,217 [Chilling music] 1392 01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:41,224 J'j' 1393 01:07:45,144 --> 01:07:46,688 [low growl] 1394 01:07:46,771 --> 01:07:48,356 - Somebody say something. 1395 01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:53,361 - I bit Ken. 1396 01:07:53,444 --> 01:07:54,487 - You what? 1397 01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:55,822 - [Panting] 1398 01:07:55,905 --> 01:07:57,198 - [Growls] 1399 01:07:57,282 --> 01:07:59,033 - [Grunts] 1400 01:07:59,117 --> 01:08:02,745 Ma'am, I have the right to refuse service to anybody! 1401 01:08:02,829 --> 01:08:05,081 And it doesn't matter appear you're wearing a shirt 1402 01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:07,959 or shoes, ma'am! 1403 01:08:08,042 --> 01:08:10,587 - [Growling] 1404 01:08:10,670 --> 01:08:12,797 I'll rip this place apart, including you! 1405 01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:14,716 Oh, get it together, dickless! 1406 01:08:14,799 --> 01:08:17,719 [Dramatic music] 1407 01:08:17,802 --> 01:08:24,726 J'j' 1408 01:08:24,809 --> 01:08:27,687 [guttural clicking] 1409 01:08:30,732 --> 01:08:33,276 - I made a choice, and I bit him. 1410 01:08:35,069 --> 01:08:37,989 Ken bates was no hero. 1411 01:08:38,072 --> 01:08:40,408 He was a drunk and a creep. 1412 01:08:40,491 --> 01:08:41,784 [Banging, growling] 1413 01:08:41,868 --> 01:08:43,995 So I did us all a favor. 1414 01:08:44,078 --> 01:08:47,165 - You are a horrible person. 1415 01:08:47,248 --> 01:08:49,334 You piece of shit. 1416 01:08:49,417 --> 01:08:51,044 What the fuck? 1417 01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:52,354 You didn't even think about his daughters! 1418 01:08:52,378 --> 01:08:53,588 - Marnie! Marnie, please! 1419 01:08:53,671 --> 01:08:54,940 These are more than microaggressions! 1420 01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:56,341 - I fucking hate you! 1421 01:08:56,424 --> 01:08:58,676 - Guys, stop fighting, okay? - Not now. 1422 01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:00,070 Grab some garland and some lights. 1423 01:09:00,094 --> 01:09:01,596 We can rappel off this thing. 1424 01:09:01,679 --> 01:09:05,266 J'j' 1425 01:09:05,350 --> 01:09:08,269 [dramatic music] 1426 01:09:08,353 --> 01:09:15,234 J'j' 1427 01:09:19,405 --> 01:09:22,450 _ [guttural clicking] 1428 01:09:22,533 --> 01:09:24,494 [Squelching] 1429 01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:27,664 J'j' 1430 01:09:27,747 --> 01:09:30,667 [low groan] 1431 01:09:33,753 --> 01:09:36,756 J'j' 1432 01:09:36,839 --> 01:09:39,759 [roars] 1433 01:09:39,842 --> 01:09:42,220 [Guttural vocalizing] 1434 01:09:45,390 --> 01:09:46,683 - I'm okay! 1435 01:09:48,142 --> 01:09:49,519 - Yeah, me too! 1436 01:09:49,602 --> 01:09:51,813 - Oh, why are those things so filthy? 1437 01:09:53,481 --> 01:09:54,941 Guys, why is the garbage so wet? 1438 01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:57,026 - Chris, you can do it. 1439 01:09:58,236 --> 01:09:59,654 - Three, two. 1440 01:09:59,737 --> 01:10:00,822 - Come on. 1441 01:10:00,905 --> 01:10:02,407 - Mm-mm. Mm-mm. - [Rumbling] 1442 01:10:02,490 --> 01:10:05,034 Oh! Five, four... 1443 01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:07,245 [Rumbling] Whoa! 1444 01:10:07,328 --> 01:10:09,122 - Oh, god. 1445 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:11,541 - Are you okay? - [Panting] 1446 01:10:11,624 --> 01:10:13,394 That thing just shook me off the side of the roof, 1447 01:10:13,418 --> 01:10:15,604 which is perfectly fine because I was gonna jump anyway. 1448 01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:16,504 It's, like, not even that bad in here. 1449 01:10:16,587 --> 01:10:18,589 - Okay, Chris. Let's go. 1450 01:10:18,673 --> 01:10:20,967 - Chris? What about me? 1451 01:10:22,969 --> 01:10:26,389 - You can stay here with the rest of the trash. 1452 01:10:28,349 --> 01:10:30,184 I'm 3 o rryi 1453 01:10:30,268 --> 01:10:33,062 he was kind of on all of our shit, though, right? 1454 01:10:33,146 --> 01:10:34,689 I mean, he said you were 1455 01:10:34,772 --> 01:10:38,025 a waste of potential, Chris, right? 1456 01:10:38,109 --> 01:10:40,528 He said that you were his girlfriend. 1457 01:10:40,611 --> 01:10:42,530 Girl, bye! 1458 01:10:42,613 --> 01:10:44,490 Dude was gonna lead us to certain death 1459 01:10:44,574 --> 01:10:46,492 'cause he was afraid for his daughters. 1460 01:10:47,827 --> 01:10:49,454 I did us all a favor! 1461 01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:56,544 [Rumbling] 1462 01:10:56,627 --> 01:10:59,547 [Intense music] 1463 01:10:59,630 --> 01:11:02,133 J'j' 1464 01:11:02,216 --> 01:11:03,801 - we have to make a run for it. 1465 01:11:03,885 --> 01:11:05,845 Check every car, and try to stay quiet. 1466 01:11:07,013 --> 01:11:12,018 J'j' 1467 01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:13,853 - any of those things out here? 1468 01:11:13,936 --> 01:11:16,814 - I think they're inside of that... thing. 1469 01:11:16,898 --> 01:11:18,041 Looks like the coast is clear. 1470 01:11:18,065 --> 01:11:20,610 [Rumbling] 1471 01:11:20,693 --> 01:11:22,236 This place is gonna blow. 1472 01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:24,530 Try to find a car that's unlocked. 1473 01:11:24,614 --> 01:11:25,632 - Jonathan would have had a plan! 1474 01:11:25,656 --> 01:11:28,242 We need a plan! 1475 01:11:28,326 --> 01:11:30,161 Oh, shit! 1476 01:11:30,244 --> 01:11:35,333 J'j' 1477 01:11:35,416 --> 01:11:38,628 [car horn blaring] 1478 01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:40,379 - Oh, Brian, god damn it! 1479 01:11:40,463 --> 01:11:43,382 [Rumbling] 1480 01:11:44,592 --> 01:11:45,968 - Let's go. 1481 01:11:46,052 --> 01:11:49,305 [Blaring continues] 1482 01:11:49,388 --> 01:11:52,308 [Dramatic music] 1483 01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:56,229 J'j' 1484 01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:58,773 - what the fuck is he doing now? 1485 01:11:58,856 --> 01:12:05,488 J'j' 1486 01:12:05,571 --> 01:12:07,949 oh, my god. 1487 01:12:08,032 --> 01:12:10,243 J'j' 1488 01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:12,078 what is that thing? 1489 01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:13,788 [Music intensifies] 1490 01:12:13,871 --> 01:12:16,791 - [Growling] 1491 01:12:16,874 --> 01:12:20,294 J'j' 1492 01:12:20,378 --> 01:12:23,005 - it's mom-fucking-Kong. 1493 01:12:23,089 --> 01:12:26,050 [Chilling music] 1494 01:12:26,133 --> 01:12:30,638 J'j' 1495 01:12:30,721 --> 01:12:31,806 - what do we do now? 1496 01:12:34,433 --> 01:12:35,977 - It's all the shoppers. 1497 01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:42,233 - [Roars] 1498 01:12:42,316 --> 01:12:43,943 - What if I can get through to it? 1499 01:12:48,322 --> 01:12:49,448 - Are you crazy? 1500 01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:52,869 - It's a management thing. 1501 01:12:52,952 --> 01:12:54,537 You'd never understand, marnie. 1502 01:12:54,620 --> 01:12:58,082 J'j' 1503 01:12:58,165 --> 01:13:00,167 _ [guttural clicking] 1504 01:13:00,251 --> 01:13:02,545 - Hi there! 1505 01:13:02,628 --> 01:13:04,881 My name is Brian. 1506 01:13:04,964 --> 01:13:06,549 And I love toys! 1507 01:13:06,632 --> 01:13:11,554 J'j' 1508 01:13:11,637 --> 01:13:15,474 - [roars] 1509 01:13:15,558 --> 01:13:16,934 - Okay. 1510 01:13:17,018 --> 01:13:19,061 I know you're scared. 1511 01:13:19,145 --> 01:13:22,398 I'm scared too. That's right. 1512 01:13:22,481 --> 01:13:24,692 I'm not gonna hurt you. 1513 01:13:24,775 --> 01:13:26,736 Come closer. 1514 01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:28,738 You and I have been through a lot, you know? 1515 01:13:30,364 --> 01:13:32,992 You remember black Friday 2016? 1516 01:13:33,075 --> 01:13:36,370 - [Roars] 1517 01:13:36,454 --> 01:13:39,832 - Uh, I know the shopper experience. 1518 01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:42,752 I mean, as I always say, 1519 01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:44,879 when in doubt, go shopping! [Chuckles nervously] 1520 01:13:44,962 --> 01:13:47,381 - [Growls] 1521 01:13:47,465 --> 01:13:49,133 [Rumbling] 1522 01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:54,180 - You and me, we have so many mems. 1523 01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:56,641 - [Growls] 1524 01:13:56,724 --> 01:13:58,726 - If anyone knows, 1525 01:13:58,809 --> 01:14:00,227 the customer's always r... 1526 01:14:00,311 --> 01:14:01,771 [Chilling tone] 1527 01:14:01,854 --> 01:14:03,356 - [Car alarm blaring] - Oh, my god. 1528 01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:05,900 - [Roars] 1529 01:14:05,983 --> 01:14:07,401 - Shit. Shit. 1530 01:14:07,485 --> 01:14:08,736 Ken's SUV is over there. 1531 01:14:09,946 --> 01:14:11,739 - He didn't give us the keys. 1532 01:14:11,822 --> 01:14:14,575 J'j' 1533 01:14:14,659 --> 01:14:17,119 and he didn't put the fucking carts away! 1534 01:14:17,203 --> 01:14:18,746 - Knock, knock! 1535 01:14:18,829 --> 01:14:22,750 [Dramatic music] 1536 01:14:22,833 --> 01:14:25,878 You're supposed to say, "who's there?" 1537 01:14:25,962 --> 01:14:28,130 - Now a bad time for a dad joke? - Ken! 1538 01:14:28,214 --> 01:14:30,341 [Triumphant music] 1539 01:14:30,424 --> 01:14:31,968 - We didn't think you'd make it. 1540 01:14:32,051 --> 01:14:33,403 - Did you see Brian get just fucking... 1541 01:14:33,427 --> 01:14:34,553 - Like a paper football. 1542 01:14:34,637 --> 01:14:37,515 - [Roars] 1543 01:14:38,766 --> 01:14:41,435 - Ken, I'm sorry. 1544 01:14:41,519 --> 01:14:44,563 - I'm sorry too. - I was an asshole. 1545 01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:45,940 You're too good for a toy store. 1546 01:14:46,023 --> 01:14:47,441 You both are. 1547 01:14:47,525 --> 01:14:49,005 That's why we need to get out of here. 1548 01:14:49,068 --> 01:14:50,778 Come on, let's go. Go, go, go, go! 1549 01:14:50,861 --> 01:14:53,155 [Rumbling] 1550 01:14:53,239 --> 01:14:55,199 [Dramatic music] 1551 01:14:55,282 --> 01:14:56,993 [Crashing] 1552 01:14:57,076 --> 01:14:59,453 J'j' 1553 01:14:59,537 --> 01:15:03,624 - [guttural roar] 1554 01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:10,089 J'j' 1555 01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:11,549 - what the hell are we gonna do? 1556 01:15:11,632 --> 01:15:13,676 If we run, that thing's gonna pick us off. 1557 01:15:15,052 --> 01:15:16,052 - I have an idea. 1558 01:15:16,095 --> 01:15:19,098 - [Roars] 1559 01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:24,103 - Chris, please don't play hero. 1560 01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:26,397 - Can you distract that thing? 1561 01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:27,773 - I'ma hold you down. 1562 01:15:27,857 --> 01:15:30,359 - Don't. - No, Jonathan was right. 1563 01:15:30,443 --> 01:15:32,153 It's fucking Thanksgiving. 1564 01:15:32,236 --> 01:15:33,463 I'm deciding right here right now, 1565 01:15:33,487 --> 01:15:34,947 you guys are my family. 1566 01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:36,071 - So can you do it? - Yeah. 1567 01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:39,618 - No, I'll do it. He's got kids. 1568 01:15:39,702 --> 01:15:41,871 - No, no, you won't. Hey! Hey! 1569 01:15:41,954 --> 01:15:43,664 Whoa! Hey, right here! 1570 01:15:43,748 --> 01:15:46,208 Hey, right here! Hey! 1571 01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:48,669 - [Guttural growl] 1572 01:15:51,047 --> 01:15:53,174 - I don't like you. 1573 01:15:53,257 --> 01:15:55,342 I don't have to help you. 1574 01:15:55,426 --> 01:15:57,595 I got your discount right here. 1575 01:15:57,678 --> 01:15:59,847 Look at this. Whoa, whoa, hey! 1576 01:15:59,930 --> 01:16:02,099 Hey, check this out. Check it out, huh? 1577 01:16:02,183 --> 01:16:05,311 You see that? Hey! Hey! 1578 01:16:05,394 --> 01:16:07,855 Right here, you big bitch! Right here! 1579 01:16:07,938 --> 01:16:09,774 - [Roars] 1580 01:16:09,857 --> 01:16:12,359 - I don't need to help you. 1581 01:16:12,443 --> 01:16:15,613 I got your discount right here! Look at this. 1582 01:16:15,696 --> 01:16:18,157 Look here! 1583 01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:20,034 Hey! Hey! 1584 01:16:22,286 --> 01:16:24,622 [Continues shouting indistinctly] 1585 01:16:24,705 --> 01:16:28,751 J'j' 1586 01:16:28,834 --> 01:16:31,796 - [roars] 1587 01:16:34,090 --> 01:16:35,800 - Oh, no! 1588 01:16:35,883 --> 01:16:38,594 Oh, no, Chris. No. 1589 01:16:38,677 --> 01:16:45,601 J'j' 1590 01:16:47,728 --> 01:16:50,272 [rumbling] 1591 01:16:50,356 --> 01:16:53,943 - [Growls] 1592 01:16:54,026 --> 01:17:00,866 J'j' 1593 01:17:09,542 --> 01:17:11,252 - Come on! 1594 01:17:11,335 --> 01:17:14,213 [Tires squealing] 1595 01:17:16,173 --> 01:17:23,055 J'j' 1596 01:17:24,765 --> 01:17:26,976 - [screeches] 1597 01:17:28,394 --> 01:17:30,229 - Yes! Bang! 1598 01:17:30,312 --> 01:17:32,690 - [Growls] [Squelching] 1599 01:17:32,773 --> 01:17:39,697 J'j' 1600 01:17:46,704 --> 01:17:49,623 [Screeches] 1601 01:17:49,707 --> 01:17:55,671 J'j' 1602 01:17:55,754 --> 01:17:58,132 - [yelps, coughs] 1603 01:17:58,215 --> 01:17:59,675 I think I just pissed it off. 1604 01:18:00,801 --> 01:18:03,721 - [Screeches] 1605 01:18:03,804 --> 01:18:06,098 [Guttural roar] 1606 01:18:07,391 --> 01:18:10,311 [Roars] 1607 01:18:15,065 --> 01:18:16,626 - Come on! I think we can make it to my car. 1608 01:18:16,650 --> 01:18:17,776 Let's go! Come on! 1609 01:18:17,860 --> 01:18:19,069 Come on! 1610 01:18:19,153 --> 01:18:26,076 J'j' 1611 01:18:33,542 --> 01:18:36,253 [Panting] 1612 01:18:41,926 --> 01:18:43,677 Just a thing? 1613 01:18:43,761 --> 01:18:45,221 - Just a thing. 1614 01:18:45,304 --> 01:18:46,388 - Let's go. 1615 01:18:47,890 --> 01:18:50,309 [Engine turning over] 1616 01:18:50,392 --> 01:18:51,977 Leah texted. 1617 01:18:52,061 --> 01:18:54,146 My daughters are okay. 1618 01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:56,440 They set up safe havens for people. 1619 01:18:57,358 --> 01:18:59,109 - Sounds good to me. - Let's do it. 1620 01:19:00,527 --> 01:19:02,655 - We gotta make a detour first. 1621 01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:03,864 - For what? 1622 01:19:05,449 --> 01:19:06,700 - For pancakes. 1623 01:19:06,784 --> 01:19:09,662 [Uplifting music] 1624 01:19:09,745 --> 01:19:11,038 Let's go! 1625 01:19:11,121 --> 01:19:13,457 [Tires squealing] 1626 01:19:13,540 --> 01:19:14,833 - [Distorted] Well... 1627 01:19:14,917 --> 01:19:17,002 Well... well... well, 1628 01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:19,338 it's been a long day, day, day. 1629 01:19:19,421 --> 01:19:22,383 And this is surely the end. 1630 01:19:22,466 --> 01:19:25,386 [Tense music] 1631 01:19:25,469 --> 01:19:26,720 J'j' 1632 01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:28,889 [dramatic tone] 1633 01:19:28,973 --> 01:19:31,976 J'j' 1634 01:19:32,059 --> 01:19:34,979 [rock music] 1635 01:19:35,062 --> 01:19:41,986 J'j' 1636 01:19:43,737 --> 01:19:49,326 - j“ jezebel, you know me oh, so well j“ 1637 01:19:49,410 --> 01:19:53,831 j“ even when you cut the sun, my blood would never run j“ 1638 01:19:53,914 --> 01:19:57,167 j“ when she comes around j“ 1639 01:19:57,251 --> 01:20:00,087 j“ dare not make a sound j“ 1640 01:20:00,170 --> 01:20:04,633 j“ try to be a hero and a monster you'll become j“ 1641 01:20:04,717 --> 01:20:07,761 j“ ma-ma-mama, do you wonderj“ 1642 01:20:07,845 --> 01:20:10,431 j“ my baby is a gonerj“ 1643 01:20:10,514 --> 01:20:13,600 j“ got my finger on the trigger j“ 1644 01:20:13,684 --> 01:20:17,104 j“ tried to move away, that stone won't roll j“ 1645 01:20:17,187 --> 01:20:24,111 j'j' 1646 01:20:26,405 --> 01:20:29,616 j“ while you wear your crown j“ 1647 01:20:29,700 --> 01:20:31,827 j“ your body drags me down j“ 1648 01:20:31,910 --> 01:20:33,871 j“ it's like you're using voodoo j“ 1649 01:20:33,954 --> 01:20:37,249 j“ all that you do nails me to the ground j“ 1650 01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:40,627 j“ hey, do you wanna go j“ 1651 01:20:40,711 --> 01:20:43,172 j“ cheaper and I'm out the door j“ 1652 01:20:43,255 --> 01:20:46,717 j“ don't care what you think, tell me anyway j“ 1653 01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:48,177 j“ oh, yeah j“ 1654 01:20:48,260 --> 01:20:51,305 j“ ma-ma-mama, do you wonderj“ 1655 01:20:51,388 --> 01:20:53,974 j“ my baby is a gonerj“ 1656 01:20:54,058 --> 01:20:57,061 j“ got my finger on the trigger j“ 1657 01:20:57,144 --> 01:21:01,482 j“ tried to move away, that stone won't roll j“ 1658 01:21:01,565 --> 01:21:04,234 j“ stone won't roll j“ 1659 01:21:04,318 --> 01:21:07,780 j“ stone won't roll j“ 1660 01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:13,118 j“ got to move away, that stone won't roll j“ 1661 01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:18,707 j“ oh, oh, oh j“ 1662 01:21:18,791 --> 01:21:23,962 j“oohj“ 1663 01:21:24,046 --> 01:21:27,758 j“ oh, oh, oh j“ 1664 01:21:27,841 --> 01:21:34,807 j'j' 1665 01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:37,851 j“ oh, oh, oh j“ 1666 01:21:37,935 --> 01:21:42,940 j'j' 1667 01:21:43,023 --> 01:21:44,733 j“ yeah j“ 1668 01:21:44,817 --> 01:21:51,740 j'j' 1669 01:22:06,797 --> 01:22:09,967 J“ ma-ma-mama, do you wonderj“ 1670 01:22:10,050 --> 01:22:12,010 j“ my baby is a gonerj“ 1671 01:22:12,094 --> 01:22:15,347 j“ I got my finger on the trigger j“ 1672 01:22:15,431 --> 01:22:17,474 j“ gonna make you a believer j“ 1673 01:22:17,558 --> 01:22:20,853 j“ ma-ma-mama, do you wonderj“ 1674 01:22:20,936 --> 01:22:23,397 j“ my baby is a gonerj“ 1675 01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:26,483 j“ got my finger on the trigger j“ 1676 01:22:26,567 --> 01:22:31,071 j“ tried to move away, that stone won't roll j“ 1677 01:22:31,155 --> 01:22:33,866 j“ stone won't roll j“ 1678 01:22:33,949 --> 01:22:36,577 j“ stone won't roll j“ 1679 01:22:36,660 --> 01:22:40,414 j“ stone won't roll, yeah j“ 1680 01:22:40,497 --> 01:22:47,421 j'j' 1681 01:22:55,095 --> 01:22:57,973 [Festive big band music] 1682 01:22:58,056 --> 01:23:04,980 J'j' 1683 01:23:48,941 --> 01:23:51,276 - J“ come one, come all j“ 1684 01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:54,238 j“ it's a grand old ball j“ 1685 01:23:54,321 --> 01:23:58,116 j“ gather close, 'cause it's gonna be a real hoot j“ 1686 01:23:58,200 --> 01:23:59,535 j“ hoo-hoo j“ 1687 01:23:59,618 --> 01:24:01,954 j“ your grandma's here j“ 1688 01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:04,873 j“ sayin', "join me, dear j“ 1689 01:24:04,957 --> 01:24:07,292 j“ "have I got a gift j“ 1690 01:24:07,376 --> 01:24:13,090 j“ for you" j“ 1691 01:24:13,173 --> 01:24:17,094 j'j' 103872