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¶ Hey there, everybody,
it's a looney-ful day ¶
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¶ to have a little fun
the baby looney tunes way ¶
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¶ there's lots to do
at granny's house ¶
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¶ games to play
and balls to bounce ¶
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¶ let's jump and slide
and holler ¶
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¶ hooray! ¶
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¶ Sylvester, bugs,
and daffy ¶
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¶ taz and Lola, too ¶
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¶ tweety's such a sweetie ¶
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¶ now all we need is you ¶
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¶ hey there, everybody,
it's a looney-ful day ¶
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¶ to play
the baby looney tunes way ¶
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[humming]
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Where's some good old fun
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when you need it?
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Building blocks?!
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Boring!
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Dirty sock?
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Has possibilities,
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but no.
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Tommy the toy terror--
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sure to alarm
your friends.
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Been there, done that.
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Perfect!
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[Blblblbl]
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Now for some real fun.
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Sweet Melissa,
allow me.
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Well, thanks, daffy.
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[Blblblbl]
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Ugh! Gross!
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¶ Melissa
cut the cheese ¶
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¶ Melissa cut
the cheese ¶
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¶ Melissa
cut the cheese ¶
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aah! I did not!
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This is not funny!
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You're right.
It isn't funny.
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It's hysterical!
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[Laughing]
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[Blblblbl]
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[Laughing]
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[Humming]
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Hi, daffy,
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old friend, old pal.
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What?
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I thought about
what you did, and,
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well, it was funny.
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It was?
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Hysterical!
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And to say I'm sorry
for getting so mad,
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I brought you this nice
jar of peanut butter
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to go with your jam.
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Really?
Well, thanks.
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Peanut butter. Ha!
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What kind of dum-dum
to you think
this duck is?
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When I open it,
paper snakes
will fly out.
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Oh, no.
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It's peanut butter.
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See?
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Hmm.
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It's got a picture
of a peanut on it.
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Must be
peanut butter.
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Ohh!
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Aah!
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Unh!
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[Laughing]
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Hmm!
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Funny.
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Daffy: No...
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Hysterical!
Hysterical!
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[Laughing]
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Huh!
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That was
pretty good.
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I got a million of 'em.
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How about
we pull a joke
on somebody...
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Together?
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Yeah!
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Melissa: Oh, boy!
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Tweety and Petunia
sure are brave.
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You couldn't get me into that tub.
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Me, either.
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Not with those
bathtub sharks
around.
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Bathtub sharks?!
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There's
no such things...
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Right?
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I don't think so.
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There's nothing
a bathtub shark
likes better
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than to hide
in those bubbles.
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Then they jump out
and get you!
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Aah!
Aah!
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[Both screaming]
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[Laughing]
[Laughing]
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Friendly Freddy!
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Ooh, he's so scary!
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Oh, run
for your lives!
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You are a pair
of meanies!
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You should be
very, very ashamed
or yourselves.
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You're right.
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We'll never
do it again.
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Both:
Pinky promise.
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Huh?
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Hiya, taz, old pal.
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Here.
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It's a birthday
present for you.
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Um, not my birthday.
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We know, and we felt
so bad for you
not having
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a birthday today
and all
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that we wanted you
to have this.
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[Taz yelling]
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[Daffy and Melissa
laughing]
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[Wailing]
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What's the matter,
taz?
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[Sobs]
Jelly beans hit taz.
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This isn't funny.
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Aah!
Aah!
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You're right.
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It isn't funny.
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Both: It's hysterical!
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[Laughing]
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[Humming]
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How could you,
Melissa?!
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You made taz cry!
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Ooh! You are
such a stinker!
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You made Lola
fall on her duff.
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You give stinkers
a bad name!
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[Gasps]
You have
insulted me.
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Yes! What will
you do about it?
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I will challenge
you to a duel.
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Hit me with
your best shot.
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Ooh!
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Why, you have covered
my friend Lola
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with icky, sticky jam.
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Take this!
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[Daffy and Melissa
laughing]
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Ptoo!
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Melissa: Let's see.
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We got tweety,
Petunia,
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Sylvester...
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And taz.
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Well,
that was a gimme.
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don't forget Lola.
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[Sighs]
Our masterpiece.
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So, who's next?
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Do we dare?
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Yeah!
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The big cheese,
the head honcho...
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The leader
of the pack,
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the mount Everest
himself...
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Both: Bugs bunny!
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See?
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They've been playing
jokes on us all day.
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Someone's got to
stop them, but how?
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Yeah. How come they
think their jokes
are funny,
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but we think
they're mean?
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Tweety, that's it!
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Okay, here's
what we'll do.
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[Whispering]
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How about we hit bugs
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with a giant
banana cream pie?
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Brilliant!
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Except...
Where will we get
that many bananas?
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Yeah.
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Hey! I got an idea.
What if we, uh...
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Pardon me.
Excuse me.
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Uh, put corn flakes
in his bed?
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Yeah!
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Excuse us.
Pardon us.
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Nah. I ate them
this morning.
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Coming through!
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Hey,
what's the deal?
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Can't you see we're
trying to work here?
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Oh. We're sorry.
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Your jokes are
so fabulously funny,
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we thought we'd play
one of our own.
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Huh?
Huh?
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Course, our jokes
are nothing
compared to yours.
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Well, everyone has
to start somewhere.
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Hey, maybe you could
give us some pointers.
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Sure!
Sure!
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Daffy: Impressive!
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For beginners,
that is.
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Um, how does it work?
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First we wait
until bugs comes
to ride his trike,
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and then...
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Surprise! The seat's
covered with glue,
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so he's stuck!
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Wish we'd thought of that.
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Yeah. How does
he get away?
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That's the best part.
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He doesn't.
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Phew! You guys
play for keeps.
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[Laughing
wickedly]
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That's not all.
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Behold the tunnel
of terror!
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He will see
a trillion
terrible monsters.
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[Laughing]
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Isn't it funny?
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Uh, yeah. Ha ha.
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Uh, funny.
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[Laughing]
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Here is
the best part.
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He lands in a bunch
of chewed bubble gum...
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That's been sitting
in the sun all day...
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Till it's
ooey-gooey.
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He'll never
get unstuck!
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Both: That's not funny!
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You're right.
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It isn't.
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All: It's hysterical!
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[All laughing]
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That's my cue.
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Wait a minute.
Hey, bugs!
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Bugs, no!
No!
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You got to stop!
Stop!
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Hey, what's
the big idea?!
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Yeah! What's
the big idea?
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You can't do this!
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Oh, my goodness.
Why not?
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Because
it isn't funny!
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It's mean!
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Oh, really?
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Yes!
Yes!
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Gosh. You mean,
what seems funny to us
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might be mean
to somebody else?
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Yes!
Yes!
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So does that mean
we shouldn't play
jokes on each other?
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Yes!
Yes!
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Okay, then.
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No more of
that kind of
funny stuff.
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Promise?
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Promise!
Promise!
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[All sigh]
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Of course,
there are other kinds
of funny stuff.
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Knock, knock.
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Um, who is there?
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[All groan]
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¶ Baby Elmer had a friend ¶
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¶ a baby looney tune ¶
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¶ the fastest friend
there's ever been ¶
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¶ the fastest looney tune ¶
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¶ with a road runner here
and a road runner there ¶
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¶ here a road,
there a runner ¶
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¶ everywhere a road runner ¶
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¶ baby Elmer had a friend ¶
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¶ a baby looney tune ¶
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¶ the silliest friend
there's ever been ¶
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¶ the silliest looney tune ¶
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¶ with a daffy here
and a daffy there ¶
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¶ here a daffy,
there a daffy ¶
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¶ everywhere a baby daffy ¶
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¶ baby Elmer had a friend ¶
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¶ a baby looney tune ¶
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¶ baby Elmer had a friend ¶
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¶ a baby looney tune ¶
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¶ the trickiest friend
there's ever been ¶
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¶ the trickiest looney tune ¶
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¶ with a bugs bunny here
and a bugs bunny there ¶
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¶ here a bugs,
there a bunny ¶
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¶ everywhere a bugs bunny ¶
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¶ baby Elmer had a friend ¶
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¶ a baby looney tune ¶
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greetings, good knight.
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[Clank]
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Goodnight?
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It's not even lunchtime yet.
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No, no, no. I meant,
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you are a k-night
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who is good.
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Sheesh! Why didn't you
just k-say so?
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Oh, brother!
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Behold!
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What yonder rabbit
doth approach?
272
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:15,033
'Tis I, king bugs...
The first.
273
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,969
Wait a minute!
Who made you king?
274
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,171
Eh, the old king?
275
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,239
[Humming]
276
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:25,276
¶ Rummy dum dun,
coloring is fun ¶
277
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:26,878
not bad,
278
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:31,282
but I just can't seem
to get her eyes right.
279
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,118
[Beep beep]
280
00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:37,222
[Click]
281
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,091
Rarrgh!
282
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,026
[Laser fire]
283
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:47,232
Ooh! Get it!
284
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,299
Get it!
285
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,400
I will!
286
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,502
Watch out!
287
00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:52,070
It's about
to launch
288
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,505
its pepperoni
attack!
289
00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:55,373
Watch out!
290
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,541
I know!
291
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,409
Rarrgh!
292
00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:03,515
Melissa:
String cheese!
293
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,517
Get it! Get it!
Get it!
294
00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:07,886
Get it! Get it!
295
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,391
[Click click]
296
00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:17,228
Rarrrgh!
297
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,330
Stop it!
298
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:21,499
Oops.
299
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,234
Rarrrgh!
300
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:29,007
Ohh!
301
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,309
Oh, it got you.
302
00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:33,011
You should have
listened to me.
303
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:36,581
Thanks. I'll remember
that next time.
304
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,820
[Giggles]
Look at taz!
305
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,155
[Chomp]
306
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:45,890
[Chomp]
307
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:49,894
That would be gross
if he actually
caught one.
308
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:51,596
And scary.
309
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:52,463
Scary?
310
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:53,898
What do you mean?
311
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,066
This ought to be fun.
312
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:58,903
Everyone knows that
if tasmanian devils
eat butterflies,
313
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:03,408
they'll turn into
scary spotted
caterpillars.
314
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,510
Little wormies?
315
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,078
No, silly.
316
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,480
Big wormies,
like this.
317
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:13,084
Rarrrgh!
Rarrrgh!
Rarrrgh!
318
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,886
Aah!
319
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:18,356
Rarrrgh!
Rarrrgh!
Rarrrgh!
320
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,158
What's wrong
with Melissa?
321
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,127
Nothing.
I was just showing
what would happen
322
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:24,596
if taz ate
a butterfly.
323
00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:29,200
He'd turn into a scary
spotted caterpillar.
324
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,436
That's crazy.
325
00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:35,373
It's true!
326
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,141
I--I--I heard it
from...Granny.
327
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:40,478
Yeah, her. She was
talking on the phone
to her friend,
328
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,448
and she was saying
all of this stuff
about taz.
329
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:46,084
It's a secret,
'cause nobody's supposed
to know about it,
330
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:50,622
but I do, because
I heard it, and
that's why I know it
331
00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:51,990
and...Stuff.
332
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,259
What kind of stuff,
Melissa?
333
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,226
Well...
334
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,228
This ought to be fun.
335
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,464
For instance,
did you know
336
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:03,301
that if you sprinkle
pepper on taz's tail,
337
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:06,371
he'll grow
as big as a room?
338
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,273
A room?!
339
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,207
Ohh!
340
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,109
Lola: Really?
341
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,344
[All gasp]
342
00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:18,349
That's the most
ridiculous story
I've ever heard.
343
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,487
It's true!
344
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,688
Back where
taz comes from,
345
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:27,292
if the tazzes there
accidentally
get peppered,
346
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,694
they get so big,
they use them
347
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:33,598
to put the stars
on top of
Christmas trees.
348
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,534
All: Ooh!
349
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:40,438
That Melissa's
something else.
350
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,242
Scary caterpillars,
giant tazzes...
351
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,576
But what if
it is true?
352
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,346
She did say she heard it
from granny,
353
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:51,115
and granny never fibs.
354
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:51,716
Hmm.
355
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:54,252
This looks like
a job for...
356
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:57,355
Bugs bunny, ace reporter!
357
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:09,067
Pepper on tail,
monster caterpillars...
358
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,635
Hmm.
359
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:12,537
So that's
why taz
360
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:15,740
can never
see himself
in the mirror.
361
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:19,978
No wonder his hair
is always messy.
362
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,746
"Mirror."
363
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:24,215
Tell us more.
Tell us more!
364
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,117
[Giggling]
Um...Oh, yeah.
365
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:29,020
If taz steps
on a crack,
366
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,489
it will break
granny's back.
367
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,391
Kids: Oh, no!
368
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,126
Yeah! Granny
wouldn't be able
369
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:38,997
to stand up
straight
ever again.
370
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,065
Poor granny!
371
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,534
Yes,
you in the back.
372
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,004
Isn't it true that
all of this stuff
373
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,071
you're saying about taz
374
00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:50,041
is just a bunch
of made-up fibs?
375
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,076
No, it's not true.
376
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,178
These are not
made-up fibs.
377
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,646
They're real ones.
378
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,149
Next question,
please.
379
00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:59,484
Does taz ever--
380
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:02,453
may I ask
a follow-up question?
381
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:03,688
Huh. Whatever.
382
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:07,658
Isn't it also true
that this so-called
granny phone call
383
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,627
you claim
to have overheard
384
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,295
in fact
never happened,
385
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:13,064
that it's just
another fib?
386
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:16,334
No, it's not
"just another fib."
387
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:19,570
It's the most
important one
of them all!
388
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:20,571
Anything else?
389
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,607
Nope. That will do
for now.
390
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:26,044
I've got plenty
to work with.
391
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:30,348
¶ Plant the flowers
in the spring ¶
392
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:33,051
¶ watch them grow
and do their thing ¶
393
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,486
¶ when summer
finally comes around ¶
394
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:39,457
¶ my flowers cover
all the ground ¶
395
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,526
[sniffing]
396
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:49,634
[Honk]
397
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:50,701
Ow!
398
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,437
Huh!
399
00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:55,406
[Babbling]
400
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,808
Huh?
401
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:08,119
If only he could
do that to the weeds.
402
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,558
Come with me,
big guy.
403
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:21,833
[Grunting and shouting]
404
00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:27,805
Huh?
405
00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:31,242
Here. Eat this.
406
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:35,146
Hmm!
407
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,355
Scary caterpillar?
408
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,525
I don't think so,
Melissa.
409
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:51,662
"Taz cannot
see himself
in the mirror."
410
00:18:58,537 --> 00:18:59,770
Hey!
411
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,272
[Crack]
412
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:01,739
Huh?
413
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,641
Heck,
that's wrong, too!
414
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,711
Taz can see
a lot of himself.
415
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:07,712
Hmm.
416
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:11,382
"Step on
a crack, break
granny's back."
417
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,150
Huh?
418
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:15,887
Go ahead, taz.
Step on the
sidewalk crack.
419
00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:17,522
Uh-uh!
420
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:18,556
don't worry, taz.
421
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:19,757
You won't hurt
granny.
422
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:23,828
That's just
something that
Melissa made up.
423
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:28,199
Granny: Ow!
424
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,934
Oh, no!
425
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,470
Ouch. Ouch.
Ohh. Ouch.
426
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,305
Granny, I'm sorry!
We didn't think
427
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,439
that taz stepping
on a crack
428
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:36,541
would really
break your back.
429
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:37,675
It's just that
Melissa was telling
430
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,809
all these really
big fibs about taz,
431
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:41,279
and I was trying
to prove that they
weren't true, and--
432
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:41,913
hold on, now.
433
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:45,249
The what would break
my what?
434
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,852
Oh, goodness.
My back's not broken.
435
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,421
I just got stung
by a bee. See?
436
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:54,592
It happens
every once in a while
when I'm gardening.
437
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,594
Hurts like the dickens.
438
00:19:56,596 --> 00:20:01,866
Now, what's all this
about Melissa telling
really big fibs?
439
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:07,605
And, um...
440
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:10,274
Everything
I said about taz
441
00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:11,475
wasn't true at all,
442
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:13,678
'cause I made it up
just for fun,
443
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:19,250
especially the part
about hearing granny
talking on the phone.
444
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,751
I'm sorry.
445
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,320
Very good, Melissa.
446
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,387
Now, remember,
children,
447
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:26,257
it's not nice
to make up stories
about people,
448
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,859
no matter how silly
the stories are.
449
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:31,262
Aw, I knew those
were fibs all along.
450
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:35,566
I was just going
along with it for
the entertainment value.
451
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,336
Kids: Uh-huh.
452
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:42,907
Now, who would like
some strudel?
453
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,875
Kids: Yes, please!
454
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,410
[Shouting happily]
455
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,713
Well, taz, my work
here is finished.
456
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:52,283
Looks like
another job
well done for...
457
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,919
Bugs bunny,
ace reporter!
458
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:59,023
I just love having
my own theme song.
459
00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:04,895
Wait a minute.
I forgot one.
460
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:08,766
"Pepper on the tail
makes taz a giant."
461
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:18,676
Ah-choo!
462
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:22,947
What do you say
we just keep that
one to ourselves?
463
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,782
Uh-huh!
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