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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 3 00:00:12,506 --> 00:00:26,544 "You cut down trees to build institutions for people driven insane by not seeing trees." 4 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:35,704 Once upon a time in Jaligny-sur-Besbre there was a "bredin" named Goubi. 5 00:00:38,285 --> 00:00:42,143 A "bredin" is a Bourbon-era term for a simple-minded yet poetic type... 6 00:00:42,243 --> 00:00:47,071 ...we now call a crackpot, dummy, or the village idiot. 7 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,950 MAYOR OF JALIGNY If I'd known I was going to be live on camera... 8 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:00,822 ...I would 've worn my scarf. 9 00:01:01,865 --> 00:01:04,513 Just what are we talking about? 10 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:07,274 Oh, yes... about the idiot. 11 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:12,109 Of course, Jaligny isn't the only place with idiots. 12 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:16,874 You'll find idiots everywhere. 13 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:19,875 If my program had been followed in '49... 14 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,998 there'd have been stadiums, schools... and less idiots. 15 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:26,152 We'd have scholars and athletes like in "It's a Knockout" on TV. 16 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:28,751 THE MAYOR'S DAUGHTER A idiot is... 17 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:31,195 It's like a... 18 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,199 I don't really know. 19 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,148 A idiot is someone who can't explain themselves. 20 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,590 GOUBI'S BOSS The thing that's lacking, is money. 21 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,388 Some nasty people say I take advantage of Goubi... 22 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,636 because I don't pay him. 23 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,989 Paying takes cash. 24 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,712 My land doesn't produce enough to cover it. 25 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:56,275 Jean-Marie Laprune... at your service! 26 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:59,757 I guess I'm just too much of a good guy... 27 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,512 I'm too kind-hearted. 28 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,557 I'm always ready to help. 29 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:05,836 Lucky for Goubi... He's got ME. 30 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,275 I'm his guardian angel. 31 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,237 His nice nanny! 32 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,755 Look what happened just now. 33 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,797 He'd just left his bike lying around. 34 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,428 So it was up to me to tidy it out of the way! 35 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:28,638 Some folk are so big-hearted... 36 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:33,635 We can walk in without knocking. 37 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:38,590 Some folk are so big-hearted... 38 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:43,072 We see but half of what they do. 39 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:48,792 There are some who are so faint-hearted... 40 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:53,158 They're just a pushover. 41 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:55,515 There are those who are 42 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:58,996 So faint-hearted... 43 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:03,153 That to live like you and me... 44 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:07,871 They have think well of everyone. 45 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:12,397 The only fear 46 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:17,950 is to lose time 47 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,998 on the ride 48 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:23,951 to Paris! 49 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:28,636 There are some who wear their heart on their sleeve... 50 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:34,352 And have nothing else to offer. 51 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:39,709 Such a proffered heart... 52 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:43,953 is there for all to use. 53 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:49,953 This man here, has such a heart... 54 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:54,671 So frail and so tender... 55 00:03:54,840 --> 00:04:00,198 Cursed be any so hard 56 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:04,319 They would not respond to it. 57 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:09,310 To think well of everyone... 58 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:14,230 The only fear... 59 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:19,155 Of losing time... 60 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:22,039 On the ride... 61 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,390 To Paris! 62 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:36,828 Hi there! 63 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,113 Hi guys! 64 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,798 - How are you? - Fine... you? 65 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:44,995 Fine. 66 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,549 Here, I got you this. 67 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,072 Look, Charlotte... 68 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:56,675 The Eiffel Tower! 69 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:03,588 Oh... 70 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:06,515 Isn't it beautiful? 71 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,750 When I go up to Paris... 72 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,591 that's where I'll live... 73 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:14,635 Right at the top of the thermometer... 74 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,675 or in that goddamn church... 75 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:21,035 that I can never remember the name of. 76 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:22,635 You know the one... 77 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:26,076 That church you brought me in a glass ball... 78 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,037 ...with snow falling down. 79 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:31,198 - The Sacré-Cœur. - That's the one! 80 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:35,194 Sacré-Cœur, and the Eiffel Tower. 81 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:37,237 They'll be my 2 homes. 82 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:42,110 I'll invite you all every Sunday. Maybe Bertha, too. 83 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,675 But none of the others... that's for sure! 84 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:49,400 They're just dumb hicks! 85 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,797 - So when are you going to Paris? - Any of your business? 86 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:55,873 I keep in touch. 87 00:05:55,973 --> 00:06:00,072 Olympia phones me every day. 88 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:03,516 I keep my bike ready... just in case. 89 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,591 What are you going to do in Paris? 90 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:10,595 I'll play on the steel drum... I'll ride on the subway... 91 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:14,309 and I'll dine with Marshal Joffre. 92 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:49,231 If you and Bertha don't front up to the mayor... 93 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,152 there's sure to be an accident. 94 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:54,596 Why would anyone want to front up to Patouilloux? 95 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:56,113 To say "yes", of course. 96 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:59,234 That mayor couldn't give a damn... 97 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:01,436 whether you said "yes" or said "no". 98 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:05,912 You ought to be marrying Bertha before she has a baby. 99 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:08,196 And from the way you obviously look at her... 100 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:10,430 that may not be far off. 101 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:14,636 Goodness me! 102 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,398 Just from looking at her? Is that so?! 103 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:19,874 It's the easiest way! 104 00:08:47,839 --> 00:08:49,977 I'd like to speak to the mayor. 105 00:08:54,205 --> 00:08:57,042 I'd like to speak to the mayor. 106 00:09:06,697 --> 00:09:07,675 Yes? 107 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:12,271 - Hello, sir. - Hello. 108 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,318 I need to see you, sir. 109 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:18,080 Is it all that urgent? What is it? 110 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,151 It's just that... I want to get married. 111 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,959 That's a nice idea. 112 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,997 Might I ask who with? 113 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:28,197 Yes. With Bertha. 114 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:31,993 That's interesting. 115 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,199 Fine! 116 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,828 We'll discuss this again some day. 117 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,798 In a few months... or a few years. 118 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,552 You need to think about it carefully. 119 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:45,871 But if I think about it too long... 120 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:50,192 I'd be afraid our little one'd be at the wedding, in uniform. 121 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:51,839 What little one? 122 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,070 Bertha's and my little one. 123 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:58,157 All kidding aside, Goubi... What are you trying to tell me?! 124 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:02,558 I'm telling you that big-boy Goubi has made your daughter pregnant. 125 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:08,313 You stupid bastard... You've done no such thing! 126 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:11,717 Tell me that's untrue before I knock your block off! 127 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:13,996 Promise me you're lying! 128 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,037 It's as true as true can be. 129 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:17,275 You filthy bastard! 130 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:21,797 If this is true, I'll take a rifle and shoot Bertha... 131 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:23,837 ...then you... and then myself! 132 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,036 Population cleansing! 133 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,713 Just how did this idiocy happen? 134 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,833 According to Jean-Marie, I have dangerous eyes. 135 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:38,789 Just from looking at Bertha... I've looked a bit too hard... 136 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,639 ...and bang! That's how it happened. 137 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:45,508 Great! 138 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,631 I'd better get some dark glasses! 139 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,558 Listen, Goubi... 140 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,915 ...maybe you'll have a baby some day. 141 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,433 Bertha too. 142 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:55,835 But not necessarily together. 143 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:58,554 Anyway, it's not happening just now. 144 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,309 Really? 145 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:04,199 Get off to work and forget all this. 146 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:07,352 I'll speak to Bertha... She'll be sorry. 147 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,953 I guess so. 148 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:12,269 I would have liked to have a little one. 149 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,354 I really would. 150 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:17,996 I would've bought a lovely baby carriage... 151 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,071 and walked it around. 152 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:24,912 Then when he grew up, he could've taught me to read. 153 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:27,435 Yes. 154 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:31,155 In the meantime I'll have words with that idiot Jean-Marie! 155 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,552 What's up? 156 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,272 I'm really sad. 157 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,630 Listen carefully, Charlotte... 158 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:53,031 Paris is the Eiffel Tower... 159 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,952 the Sacré-Cœur. 160 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,099 I'm letting you in on the secret because... 161 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,195 I know that you understand everything. 162 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,831 And then anyway, you... 163 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,116 ...you're the only one who listens to me. 164 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:15,790 If you could talk, you'd say to me... 165 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:19,509 "You're the great Goubi! The Parisian!" 166 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,839 Because you're the only one who knows, right? 167 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,036 As well as the only one who loves me. 168 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:31,118 It's true. The others don't love anything or anyone. 169 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,758 Hi, guys! 170 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,677 I'm going to Bourlier's, in Thionne. Can you drop me off? 171 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,552 - Hop in. - Stay here, Charlotte. 172 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,950 Come on, we're in a hurry. 173 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:18,315 Charlotte, either stay here or go home! 174 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,839 See this? I carry it all the time. 175 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,394 Would you like to see the real one? 176 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:41,149 That'd be a holy event! 177 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,356 It'll happen one day. 178 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,673 Thanks, boys! 179 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:08,877 What are you doing? Not going to Paris anymore? 180 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,234 We're going to have a drink. 181 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,595 I'll buy you one. 182 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:16,833 If I'd come by bike, I'd still be peddling. 183 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,514 Shit! How am I going to get home? 184 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:20,954 Take the bus. 185 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,157 I'm not really dressed for the bus. 186 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,994 I'll just go see Bourlier. 187 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:31,755 I'll see you at Dudulle's. 188 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,957 - Howdy, bumpkins! - Howdy, slickers! 2 whites? 189 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,519 3. Goubi's joining us. 190 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,711 I haven't missed him. 191 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,996 He's not bad, that idiot of yours. 192 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,718 Saturday before last... 193 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,917 After one glass he was banging on a steel drum like crazy. 194 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,111 After 2 glasses, he was asleep. 195 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,919 He woke up next morning in the gutter. 196 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,314 P... P, A ... "PA." 197 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,638 R... R, I ... "RI." 198 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,395 Paris! 199 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:11,108 Add some cognac? 200 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,555 Some calvados. 201 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,389 Finish off with a sweetener. 202 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:23,070 He could really wake up somewhere else! 203 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,358 Hi, Dudulle! Goubi has arrived! 204 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:30,711 - The great Goubi of Paris! - Have drink. 205 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,638 - What is it? - A cocktail. 206 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,553 - It's all the rage in Paris. - Oh, yeah? 207 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,513 Easy to drink, isn't it? 208 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,955 More of a woman's drink. 209 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,235 He only drinks water at Catolle's. 210 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,233 He works like a slave. Don't know how he stands it. 211 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:12,073 It's terrible, the way he's treated. 212 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,198 - So what are you going to do? - Let him see the world. 213 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:18,750 By the time we've finished in Paris, he'll have seen the world. 214 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,957 He'll stop taking about it and he'll know a thing or two! 215 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,394 Open up! 216 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:44,314 - Toss him onto the cabbages. - Not very clean! 217 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,909 - They've been hosed. - HE hasn't! 218 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,917 Hey, Goubi! 219 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,559 You've arrived. 220 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,313 Arrived where? 221 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:12,356 This can't be the Moulins market! 222 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,238 You're in Paris! 223 00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:21,354 You're terrible liars. 224 00:18:21,454 --> 00:18:24,670 I say! Did you hear that, Ernest?. 225 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,519 I said you were both terrible liars. 226 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:31,389 Because I know Paris better than anybody. 227 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:35,349 And the proof is... Where's the Eiffel Tower? 228 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:38,757 We'll go back by the Field-of-Mars park and show it to you. 229 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,672 I know all about fields. 230 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,274 Father Catolle has a field, so does Mayor Patouilloux. 231 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,159 So your Mars one won't teach me anything new. 232 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,039 I'm not interested in seeing a field... 233 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,952 I want to see the Eiffel Tower. 234 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,672 We're at the markets... The tower's never been here! 235 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:59,116 Let's finish unloading. You can help. 236 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:03,711 Good Lord! Now I see this can't be the Moulins market. 237 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,559 Got to give you a big kiss, guys! 238 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,757 - So you're happy now? - Super dooper happy! 239 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,354 Only problem... how I'm dressed. 240 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:15,757 OK for Dudulle's café... But for Paris... 241 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,231 Tomorrow I'm going to buy a hat. 242 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,311 And the day after tomorrow, an apartment? 243 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:23,471 Let's finish unloading... we'll grab a bite to eat and get back. 244 00:19:23,571 --> 00:19:25,969 But nothing will happen for me. 245 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,759 What will I tell Father Catolle and The Plum? 246 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:31,878 - They'll never believe me. - What is it you expect to happen? 247 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,359 The same as for other people. 248 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,313 I don't know what. Nothing's ever happened. 249 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,592 Make yourself useful... Put that in the cab. 250 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,238 I'm starting to sweat already. Off you go! 251 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,556 Stop! 252 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,753 Ernest! 253 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,639 Jules! Ernest! 254 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,632 Hey, Ernest! 255 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,074 What happened to our idiot? 256 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,151 He's not here. 257 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,073 Goubi! 258 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,839 Ernest! 259 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,433 Jules! 260 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,275 Hey, boys! 261 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,431 Goubi! 262 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,995 - What an idiot! - Totally! 263 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,957 What if we can't find him? 264 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,509 Damn! He can't have got far. 265 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,514 Hey fellas! 266 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,315 Don't hide... I'll find you. 267 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:35,154 - Where are the Grafouillères brothers? - Down the end on the right. 268 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:43,999 No beggars in here! 269 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:47,954 I didn't get 3 stars for being a rescue mission! 270 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:49,269 Get out! 271 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,629 Whats up daddy-o?... Don't know which light is which? 272 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,074 What lights? 273 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:03,152 Get in, and I'll explain. 274 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:36,277 It's a lovely car, eh? 275 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:38,988 You like it? 276 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,910 Like to take a drive in the woods? 277 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:45,595 Oh, woods... I've enough of them at home. 278 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,595 I've come to Paris for something else. 279 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,398 I live in the Eiffel Tower... 280 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,068 ...and I'm as cunning as a fox! 281 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,595 That's not all of it... 282 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,069 If you talk about what you want to happen... 283 00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,912 you could make lights happen, couldn't you? 284 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,193 I see! 285 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:06,114 When it's green, the cars can go. 286 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,554 When it's red... 287 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:08,829 ...the pedestrians go. 288 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,037 - And when it's blue? - It's never blue. 289 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,356 That'd be nice though, wouldn't it? 290 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,599 That's true... it would. 291 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,716 I just hadn't thought about it. 292 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,510 So... red, I go. 293 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,234 Green, I don't go. Red, I don't go. 294 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,719 Green, I go. 295 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,518 Hey... listen... 296 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,589 How about we talk about this at my place? 297 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:40,036 Why? Are there lights at your place? 298 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,760 No but... Are you for real, or are you kidding me? 299 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,514 Because the joke's wearing a bit thin. 300 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:49,389 Oh? well... I'd like some information, please. 301 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,353 - Do you know the Grafouillères brothers? - The who? 302 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:55,120 The Grafouillères. Ernest and Jules. 303 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,191 They have a big red truck. 304 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,112 That's it... scram! 305 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,075 They brought me from Jaligny... and they've lost me. 306 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,834 They'll be congratulating themselves, and so will I! 307 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,228 Hop out! 308 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:10,598 You were more friendly when you wanted to take me home. 309 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,513 I just asked you politely about the Grafouillères... 310 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,114 Please! I'm fed up with this! 311 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,554 There you are... 312 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,352 Ask the keeper over there. 313 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:28,229 Mr Gamekeeper, would you have seen the Grafouillères? 314 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:32,393 - What did you just say? - Ernest and Jules Grafouillères. 315 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,398 No. Before. You called me Mr what? 316 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,598 We're gonna get an earful over this! 317 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,716 But we gotta make a decision. 318 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,190 We've made our delivery. We can't hang around forever. 319 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:47,989 You know what they're like in Jaligny... They're gonna give us hell. 320 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,435 Who got him drunk at Dudulle's? 321 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,029 - Me? - I don't know why I don't... 322 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,555 Hang on... I've got it... 323 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:59,110 What if we just said that he was stolen from us? 324 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:02,113 If we reported it... That'd be believable. 325 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,594 Go. 326 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,432 Green... go. 327 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:10,639 Red... go. Green...? Green... go. 328 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,149 Small coffee and a Vittel. 329 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,311 You break me up, Fleur. 330 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,114 You're not gonna leave the game!?... A top girl like you... 331 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,316 I'm always singing your praises. 332 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,396 It's our game 333 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:22,550 that's the problem. 334 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,593 It's being eaten up by TV. 335 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,716 So how does TV hurt us? 336 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,279 Hurt us? 337 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,910 The guy leaves work and just races home to watch TV. 338 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,957 The dope watches everything! 339 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:38,396 During the so-called 5 nations tournament... 340 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,558 ...did you see any johns out on the street? 341 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:42,994 If it isn't the rugby... 342 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,919 it's cycling... if it isn't cycling... 343 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,269 it's horse-racing.. 344 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,635 Today's john... 345 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,995 spends most of his time with the airwaves... 346 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,958 with their sporting heroes. 347 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,953 Let's change the subject. 348 00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:00,031 I did some shopping for you... 349 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,192 I found your eudimions... 350 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,999 and your pelagoniums.. 351 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,115 Not the others. 352 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:10,431 My verbascum thapsus? At least my petunias? 353 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,119 Out of stock. 354 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,318 I'm not surprised. 355 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,909 Soon, there'll be no flowers at all. 356 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,638 Because there won't be any soil left. Just concrete. 357 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:24,031 No grass, no forests... Just roads. 358 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,714 But there won't be any people there, anyway. 359 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,189 They'll all be sitting in front of TV. 360 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,716 Red... I go. 361 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,598 Green... I go. 362 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,990 Red... I go. 363 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,630 Red... I go. 364 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,917 Mr Grafouillères... you're a troublemaker! 365 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,878 Pulling a lightning strike? Well done! 366 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,871 30 tons of meat sitting here... 367 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,156 when they're dying of hunger in Chandannagar, 368 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,719 Hurray! 369 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,352 Mr Grafouillères, you're a troublemaker... 370 00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,120 and your offsiders are just brain-dead! 371 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:05,109 You seem to forget, my friends, that you are only employees. 372 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,989 The most vulnerable people in the capitalist world. 373 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,435 The power of the unemployed?! 374 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,518 Unemployment? How about it?! 375 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,877 Unemployment and its attendant miseries. 376 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,554 - Did you think about that? - No, Mr Dessertine! 377 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,672 No more little car. 378 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,559 No more holiday in Crotoy. 379 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,551 No more bets on the horses! 380 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,154 Therefore, if you have any claims... 381 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,790 put it in writing and I'll stick it in the basket. Got it? 382 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,913 - Yes, Mr Dessertine. - So get back to work! 383 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,589 Hang on, boys... I'm here! 384 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:56,752 You'd play a great game, Grafouillères... You're the right build. 385 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,188 He's not the right one. 386 00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:01,079 I know that's not his name, because I know them. 387 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:03,598 What's that?! 388 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:07,036 Throw this moron out. Toss him down a manhole... 389 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,912 out of sight. 390 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,075 You wouldn't bash an orphan? 391 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,872 Would you?! 392 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:23,868 It's always the same. I get hit, because I'm on welfare. 393 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,513 Stop! 394 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,670 Stop, you killers. 395 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,440 You really are disgusting! 396 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,034 You're on welfare, my boy? 397 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,156 - Yes, Mr Mayor. - So am I! 398 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,709 You could be my brother! 399 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,791 Stop shaking... I'll protect you! 400 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:49,350 I'll be your shield. We shall be as one! 401 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,910 - What's your name. - Goubi. From Jaligny, in Allier. 402 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,718 Well, Goubi... 403 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,553 My name is Léon Dessertine. 404 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:02,076 What are you waiting for down there... A clip on the ear? 405 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,871 Like you, I started from nothing. 406 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,395 Today I'm The Meat King. 407 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,318 People fear me, with good reason. 408 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,114 I give them a hard time... I lead by the whip! 409 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,918 - Which ones? - All of them! 410 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:20,153 Because, you see, there's us... the little people on welfare... 411 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,756 The others... the useless ones... the extras! 412 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,753 A holy war rages between them and us. 413 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,399 It will finish in bloodshed! 414 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,352 - I never knew. - Yes, it's true. 415 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,391 Let's talk about YOU, my dear boy. 416 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,512 Why did you leave Allier? Isn't it beautiful country? 417 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:48,555 I came to see the Eiffel Tower and Sacré-Cœur. 418 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:52,513 Where are you sleeping? 419 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,752 I don't know yet... Maybe at the Eiffel Tower. 420 00:29:56,141 --> 00:29:57,956 Do you have any money? 421 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,435 No! Don't do that, Mr Mayor. 422 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,837 I'm not a beggar. I'm an agricultural worker! 423 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,235 I never took a cent from anyone... 424 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,437 ...even when I work. - You're an honest man, Goubi. 425 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,756 But you should go back to Allier. 426 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:12,995 No... 427 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:16,277 Something has to happen to me first. 428 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,874 - So I can talk about it back home. - What? 429 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,349 I've no idea... just something. 430 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,636 Things can happen to you in Paris... 431 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,995 ...but things you wouldn't like at all. - Really? 432 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,628 Take this card, and don't lose it! 433 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,915 Fine... But I don't read very well. 434 00:30:34,159 --> 00:30:36,565 In fact, not at all. 435 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,233 What's it say on the card? 436 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,790 If you get in the shit, it show's I'm your friend. 437 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,032 - Who'd get me into the shit? - Shitty people. 438 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,957 The ones who can't get on welfare. 439 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,354 You see that café? 440 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,597 I asked about the Grafouillères there and they threw me out. 441 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,911 If you're hungry or need money... go there on me. 442 00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,719 I have to go to Field-of-Mars. 443 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:01,359 Do you know how to find it? 444 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,790 No, but I'm as cunning as a fox. 445 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,270 It's best you take a cab... Come with me. 446 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,956 Marcel! Drive the gentlemen to Field-of-Mars. 447 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,630 That isn't a Citroën Goddess, is it? 448 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,439 - Yes... Is that a problem? - No. Super-dooper! 449 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,313 - I want to buy one. - That's possible. 450 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,317 They'll pay you at the office. 451 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,592 Alright, Mr Dessertine. 452 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:26,834 Thank you Mr Mayor. 453 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,560 Off you go my boy... And don't forget... 454 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,917 ...if anyone bothers you, come and ask for me at the markets. 455 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,799 I'm like a torturer of old... 456 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:39,270 I'll pounce on them, crush them, have their balls! 457 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,590 I'll smash their heads in! 458 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,796 Goodbye, my boy. 459 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,510 That's a good start... the loonies are loose. 460 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,030 I'll tell you something. If I was in charge... 461 00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,397 all the oldies, all the cripples... 462 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,830 ...anyone who's useless... ...out with the garbage! 463 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,031 As long as it was allowed. 464 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:08,355 How about this guy?... 465 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,113 Can you believe it?! 466 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,510 German driver!... It'd have to be! 467 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,438 I'll tell you something else... 468 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,677 The ones who drive slowly cause all the traffic jams. 469 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,318 Even if the guy who drives fast is an idiot... 470 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,232 it doesn't matter... 471 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,113 He's reducing the traffic. Are you gonna move, cocksucker?! 472 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,675 Dutch driver, of course. 473 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,189 Ought to be a law against it. 474 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,390 And what's this guy think he's doing? 475 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:38,559 Out of the way, you fat pansy! 476 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,997 So, you can see sir... 477 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,310 As soon as you hit the road... 478 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,397 you're surrounded by shit. 479 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,438 My shift finishes at 6. 480 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,399 So there are no police after 6? 481 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,756 Don't be impertinent! 482 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,036 30 people disappear every day in France. 483 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,954 We might find them in the caretaker's trunk, in the river... 484 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,912 ...or we don't find them at all. 485 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,719 Your friend may still be alive. 486 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,273 Why wouldn't he be? 487 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,795 What do you expect me to do about it? 488 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:10,871 Alert all foot patrols?... 489 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,508 ...the water police?... helicopters? 490 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,557 Do I broadcast an identikit picture? 491 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,870 Just send him home to Jaligny. 492 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,600 Should be easy to spot an idiot in Paris! 493 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,030 Really? How come? 494 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,033 I'm looking at one who who'd easily recognise himself. 495 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,350 I dare you say that again. 496 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,118 Christ almighty!... 497 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,560 - Is this Field-of-Mars? - Sure is. 498 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,195 So where's this Eiffel Tower? 499 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,829 Excuse me, sir... Are you interested in youth? 500 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,594 - Would you know where I'd find it? - What? 501 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,432 - The Eiffel Tower. - Very funny. 502 00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,551 We're talking about the problems of youth. 503 00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:47,429 What's published, within the means available... 504 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:51,269 is this beautifully produced review covering various problems... 505 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,396 that are felt to be of interest. 506 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,556 I'm just looking for the Eiffel Tower. 507 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:58,359 Very funny. Just give whatever you wish. 508 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,677 5 francs, if you like... We're easy to please. 509 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,912 - I'd been told it was here. - What was? 510 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,913 - The Eiffel Tower. - It's up there. 511 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,233 Great! But there's something missing. 512 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:15,515 What thing? 513 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,630 - Where's the barometer? - The Barometer? 514 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,552 I'm not making it up. 515 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:25,188 Here... I've got a sample of it. 516 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,435 You're right... It's a barometer. 517 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:32,189 And there are examples with an inkwell at the bottom. 518 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:33,395 Really? 519 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,672 And sometimes, but this is rare, there's a cigarette lighter, too. 520 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,671 You press on the 1st platform... 521 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,559 and the flame comes out of the TV mast. 522 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:44,109 Gosh!... I've learned so much... 523 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,318 - This is confidential information. - And is that... 524 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,074 the Field-of-Mars? - Yes. 525 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,271 Well, how about that! 526 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,557 I was expecting crops, but this is for grazing. 527 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,320 - Oh yeah! - Does he have horses? 528 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,192 - Does who? - Mr Mars. 529 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,874 - It's Mr Marie who has it. Well-known. 530 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,359 Really? 531 00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:07,790 My name's François Flutiaux. 532 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,833 - I'm a student, and I was looking for YOU. - Why? 533 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,959 - Because you're an imbecile. - Can you teach me things? 534 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,076 Let's not change roles. 535 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,276 You're the one who'll teach ME things. 536 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,998 You're an interesting case. 537 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:25,392 I wrote a thesis... The Rural Imbecile in a City Milieu. 538 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,990 Help me develop it and I'll give you a free copy. 539 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,195 OK? 540 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,756 I need precise answers to my questions. This is very serious work. 541 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,434 - You wouldn't have a cigarette? - Yes. 542 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:40,189 So... do not forget that according to my theory... 543 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,920 you're not an idiot... You're an imbecile. 544 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:46,356 - Isn't it the same? - No, they're quite different. 545 00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:48,357 An idiot is a cretin. 546 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,915 An imbecile has a certain intelligence... 547 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,640 in the clinical sense, that is. 548 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:57,759 So, listen... For you I'll make it 2 francs. 549 00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:01,350 No no. I prefer to lick my own. 550 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,709 You won't get anywhere. Give it to me. 551 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,357 It'd be a lot better with a barometer. 552 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,716 It'd be red. 553 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,435 Red... I don't go. 554 00:37:15,580 --> 00:37:17,020 What was that? 555 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,029 OK. 556 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,197 I'll smoke it later. 557 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:26,828 Come on! 558 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,794 I'll show you the way. You can buy me one. 559 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,952 - One what? - A drink. A glass of wine. 560 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,998 You've a lot to learn. 561 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,117 You get all this for just 1 franc. 562 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:43,159 You've got politics, sport... 563 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,790 ...film reviews... I pan everything... 564 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:50,191 - Want another one? - No thanks. 565 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,669 Theatre reviews... I rubbish... 566 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:56,071 Music reviews... I know nothing about it. 567 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:59,038 - Are you into music? - Oh yes! 568 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,555 - I play. - What do you play? 569 00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:03,312 - Violin? - No. 570 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,272 - Pipes? - No. 571 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:08,073 Steel drum. 572 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,355 Steel drum? 573 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:11,953 Steel drum? 574 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:15,954 Tom toms! They're back in! This guy reeks of Africa. 575 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,394 One question... 576 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:20,870 Do you adapt to the new social milieu? 577 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,034 The steel drum is not a tin can! 578 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:27,037 Here you are... I found you one. 579 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:32,711 - But it's square. - Does that matter? 580 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,397 I could give it a try. 581 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,591 - May I? - Go ahead. 582 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,349 - Stop, or we'll bust you! - Why don't we bust him anyway, sarge? 583 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,152 I'm playing music! 584 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,828 He was playing music... and it was beautiful. 585 00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:12,028 You cowboys had better let him go! 586 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,510 - Are we busting him, or what? - If we bust him, we gotta take him in. 587 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,318 - Shall I grab the other one? - Leave him. 588 00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:18,748 You're a meany! 589 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,638 Who's going to pay costs? 590 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,515 Do you support youth? 591 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,750 Youth? I can't bear them. 592 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,955 Did you go on green? 593 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,713 I don't understand at all. 594 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:49,077 Someone was gonna write a book about me... 595 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:50,719 ...and here I am. 596 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,596 Is that you, smelling so good? 597 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,193 What do I smell of? 598 00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,271 You smell of harvests... 599 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,113 ...of beets... of the soil. 600 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:05,870 I'm a farmer. 601 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,916 Farmer? Swear to me that's true! 602 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,319 I swear it is. 603 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,236 I'm a farmer at Father Catolle's place, at Jaligny, in Allier. 604 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,072 Were your parents, too? 605 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:22,674 I don't know who my parents were. 606 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,189 But I did know Marshal Joffre! 607 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,079 And you live in the Eiffel Tower. I know. 608 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,752 Damn shame you had to be an idiot. 609 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,150 - I'm an imbecile. - Same thing. 610 00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:37,673 Not at all! 611 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,195 On the contrary... An intellectual told me. 612 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:41,879 Keep it quiet! 613 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,315 Don't worry about him. He's stupid rather than nasty. 614 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,829 You see, I'm from the country, too. 615 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,070 From Touraine. Do you know it? 616 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:51,309 No. 617 00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,432 There were ducks... and cows. 618 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,877 Ducks are smaller than cows... 619 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,712 ...yet they're more intelligent. 620 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:04,714 It teaches itself to fly and feed, and swim. 621 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,751 Don't you think you should do the same as them? 622 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,434 Have a bath occasionally? 623 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:15,633 You may be the king of the farm... but you're the emperor of grubbiness. 624 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,358 Have you seen your nails? 625 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,238 Hello, inspector! 626 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,396 You again, Fleur? 627 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,750 I was just asking directions of a passer-by. 628 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:33,956 That jerk-off there, called it soliciting. 629 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,309 You take that back! 630 00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,590 Take it easy, man... Control yourself. 631 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:38,829 What's HE in for? 632 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,155 He's an idiot, chief. 633 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,153 Well, how about that! I told you already! 634 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,912 I'm not an idiot. I'm an imbecile. 635 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:46,599 Get him to the asylum. 636 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,030 You've no right to send me to te asylum! 637 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,549 Shall I whack him one, Inspector? 638 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:57,318 - I'll tell Mr Dessertine! - Stop! 639 00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,597 What are you saying... That you know Mr Dessertine?! 640 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,314 - I know Mme La Fleur, too. - Leave me out of it. 641 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:06,199 I'm asking if you know Mr Léon Dessertine. 642 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,949 Just mention Goubi to him. We know about welfare. 643 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,195 Good God! 644 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:14,238 Boudinos, get hold of Mr Dessertine! 645 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:15,913 Right away! 646 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:24,873 If that was bullshit, you're done for. 647 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,880 - Why didn't you stay there? - Where? 648 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:40,555 - In your Touraine. - It's a long story... too long. 649 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:43,359 For my trade, it's not a very handy location. 650 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:47,714 It's nice you're an idiot... or imbecile, 651 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,871 - You know what I do for a living? - No. 652 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,871 It's on the street. 653 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,156 - Still don't know? - No. 654 00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,629 A guy like you could put on a show. 655 00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,631 Just need some coaching. 656 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:03,149 I don't know how to tell you this. You get me nervous. 657 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,834 Has a woman never asked you for money to sleep with her? 658 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:12,596 Oh... So you're a whore! Should've told me right off. 659 00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,432 That IS the word. 660 00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:17,359 I still can't get used to it. 661 00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,518 Tell me... How many cows are there on your farm? 662 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,672 - 15. - Oh, golly!... 663 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,559 And there's Charlotte, the mare. 664 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:28,597 A regular race horse! 665 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,194 I'm the only one game enough to ride her. 666 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,590 Are you a farmer or a cowboy? 667 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:38,190 I don't want bore you about cultivating. 668 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,796 But, I'm the king... Goubi the Great! 669 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:46,397 I plough and plant 10 hectares of beet every autumn. 670 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:49,637 And get this!... Without a tractor. 671 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,155 Just with a spade. 672 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:55,517 And after that... I pull it out! 673 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,359 And your beet... 674 00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:58,953 ...is not easy like radishes.! 675 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,754 Don't stop! Tell me more! 676 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:05,151 Well, imagine a field... 677 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:08,630 ...in a corner, at sunrise... 678 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,598 ...and when night falls... 679 00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,393 Where's that imbecile? 680 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,156 Not him... the other one! 681 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,433 Hello, Mr Mayor. 682 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:24,992 Mr Dessertine... 683 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,555 Bravo, Mr Pingeon. My congratulations. 684 00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:31,793 - Do you know this individual? - This individual has a name... Mr Goubi! 685 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,030 He's a remarkable young man. 686 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,797 Hell's Angels are everywhere, murderers too... 687 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,758 Paris is a no-go area... but who gets arrested? 688 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,399 People I've helped. 689 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,556 You, a former alpine soldier. 690 00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:46,756 An old Blue Devil. 691 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,751 You are now my forgotten man. 692 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,115 - But, sir... - There are no "buts"! 693 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,834 - Shall I bring it up at the club? - No, not that! 694 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,594 Mr Dessertine, I do a difficult job... 695 00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:00,079 ...and in my father's footsteps. 696 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:03,073 I do not blame you for your defects, Mr Pingeon. 697 00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:06,118 I reproach you for your treatment of people on welfare... 698 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,510 as if they were part of a criminal gang. 699 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:10,716 There's nothing nice, Mr Pingeon... 700 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,189 in your attack on those on welfare. 701 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,154 It's cowardly. 702 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,032 They've got no parents to protect them. 703 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:21,033 No Christmas. No stocking on the fireplace. 704 00:45:21,117 --> 00:45:22,570 No toys. 705 00:45:22,670 --> 00:45:25,971 Boudinos! 706 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:27,314 You'll get a reprimand! 707 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,954 That'll teach you compassion and understanding! 708 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:33,590 Release Mr Goubi from the slammer, right away! 709 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,271 Don't touch me! 710 00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,270 I'm not leaving... So there! 711 00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:50,390 What ails you, my boy? 712 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,750 I've met a lady who likes to chat. 713 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,070 I'm not leaving unless she does. 714 00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:57,276 They'll kill us both. 715 00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,112 What a gallant fellow! 716 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,556 Mr Pingeon, are you going to behave like a human being? 717 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:03,869 Very well. 718 00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,715 Fleur, you can go, but don't let me see you here again! 719 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:14,312 Don't mention it at the club... I did all I could. 720 00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:17,671 No more than your duty. Doesn't call for me to thank you. 721 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,513 Always at your service, Mr Dessertine. 722 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,195 I'll leave you. I have work to do. 723 00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,237 Welfare... first and foremost. 724 00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:31,071 - Are you on it? - Unfortunately not. 725 00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:33,515 No surprise then that you turned out badly. 726 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,952 What'll we do? 727 00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:39,712 We'll talk about more things. 728 00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,994 I'd like to... but what? 729 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:46,516 I don't know... Your plough, your vegetables, your cows. 730 00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:49,319 No man's ever talked to me like you do. 731 00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:51,988 You can't imagine what it does for me! 732 00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,759 I could listen to you all day long... 733 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,955 But I have to go on parade. 734 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:34,678 If you want to see me... 735 00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,354 ask for me at the Hotel Mimosa, on Virtue St. 736 00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:38,959 - That alright? - Yes, ma'am. 737 00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,554 Don't call me ma'am... 738 00:47:41,720 --> 00:47:43,756 Call me Fleur, like everyone else. 739 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:44,955 Alright Mme La Fleur. 740 00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:48,277 If I'm busy, or if I'm not there... 741 00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,273 ...ask for Lucienne... She's a friend of mine. 742 00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:52,873 'bye then. 743 00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,991 Green I go. Red I don't go. 744 00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:15,155 That's it. 745 00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:17,709 Green I go. 746 00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:19,757 Red I don't go. 747 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:21,791 That was some piece of work! 748 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,992 I don't know what's stopping me from slapping you. 749 00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:28,038 That wouldn't bring us back our idiot. 750 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,953 Fancy, him missing! 751 00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:32,719 He was getting through so much work! 752 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:37,437 - Who've I got to take the piss out of? - He could be dead. 753 00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,316 Don't say that, Mémène. 754 00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,431 Dead... run over by a tram. 755 00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:45,753 There aren't any trams. 756 00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:47,797 Don't make things worse for yourselves. 757 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,353 Do you have no shame? 758 00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:51,431 Idiots can turn nasty. 759 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,353 Who've I got, to take the piss out of? 760 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,877 That'll teach you not to deceive Mme La Fleur! 761 00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,110 Don't you have any shame? 762 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,236 There's one more for you! 763 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,868 You're doing wrong, you swine! 764 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,751 Don't you think you might do as the ducks... 765 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,911 Take a bath occasionally. 766 00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:22,036 You're the king of the farm... 767 00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,634 and the emperor of grubbiness. 768 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,870 Excuse me, madame. Where's the river bank? 769 00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:31,517 Straight ahead. 770 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,953 To be a country girl and let yourself be screwed up by a bumpkin... 771 00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:39,634 - that's something else! - Screwed up? 772 00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,677 Poor Lucienne! 773 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:46,839 It's just that we usually talk about the job or hair or the movies... 774 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,838 Now you spend an hour talking about your idiot. 775 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,831 He's not an idiot... He's an imbecile. 776 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,399 The same thing. 777 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,034 I used to think so. Seems not. 778 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,351 What are you laughing at? 779 00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:34,629 Myself. 780 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,030 Look at me carefully, sir. I'm an escapee. 781 00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:38,952 Me too... From the police station. 782 00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:42,078 That's nothing!... I escaped from a council flat! 783 00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:46,279 I've dumped that riffraff pack of neighbours... 784 00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:47,759 ...the caretaker... all behind me! 785 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:51,799 Marcel Pitou has escaped from his council flat! 786 00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:53,916 Do you appreciate what a council flat is like, sir? 787 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:55,513 It's hell, in a shoe-box! 788 00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:58,240 Radios and TVs blasting... 789 00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,709 My alarm clock rings... the neighbour calls "Come in"! 790 00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,916 People are banging on the ceiling... on the walls... 791 00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:04,911 2,000 crazies. 792 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,036 But, we have all mod cons!... 793 00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:10,192 Heating, a fridge, a parking lot. 794 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,271 But no walls or partitions. 795 00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,954 All night there's the creaking of beds... 796 00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,633 ...as France tries to repopulate. 797 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,439 One thinks of China. You imagine dragons. 798 00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:20,675 Are you married? 799 00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,348 Not yet, but it could well happen. 800 00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:24,993 I've been married for 20 years. 801 00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:27,714 When I met Louise, I wanted to be a pianist. 802 00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:30,997 I kissed her and we had a daughter. 803 00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:33,116 Farewell piano! 804 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,316 I became a storeman. 805 00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,279 My daughter is married, and also lives in a council flat. 806 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,954 She'll die there. She's started to die already. 807 00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:43,633 You people must be frail. 808 00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,075 But now it's happening at Hay-les-Roses! 809 00:52:46,240 --> 00:52:48,993 Why at Hay-les-Roses? Why?! Why?! 810 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:52,914 Why not a country cottage 27 or a retirement home 12? 811 00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:55,230 And why me, Marcel Pitou? 812 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:56,958 Why Marcel Pitou? 813 00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:00,112 Why not I.D. number 3,600,000? 814 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,077 Or lunatic number 28? 815 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,840 That'd be more real. You understand? 816 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,070 Er... yes. No, not at all Mr Mayor. 817 00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,192 - Why Mr Mayor? - You're wearing a hat. 818 00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,119 L'Hay-les-Roses... 819 00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:16,231 What a mockery! 820 00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:18,834 This name of flower for a pile of concrete. 821 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,709 Would have been better in Fresnes. 822 00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:27,709 Marcel Pitou has escaped! And they won't get me! 823 00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,314 If I'm cornered, I'll throw myself in the Seine. 824 00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:33,318 Whole families have already thrown themselves in... 825 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:35,909 ...or shot or gassed themselves. 826 00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:38,958 I'm from Jaligny, in Allier. 827 00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,998 I can't help you... I'm an imbecile. 828 00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:45,311 Congratulations! That's what I'll try and become. 829 00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:51,949 I've no living-room, no dressing-room. 830 00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:55,078 I've no status. 831 00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:57,433 I'm on the street. 832 00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:00,793 On the street. 833 00:54:30,368 --> 00:54:32,805 Keep off the lawns. Offenders prosecuted. 834 00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:42,759 Can't you read? 835 00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:45,514 No. What does it say? 836 00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:48,990 Keep off the lawns. 837 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:50,593 Offenders prosecuted. 838 00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:53,320 What lawn? Your grass there? 839 00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,512 It's not grass, it's turf. 840 00:54:56,596 --> 00:54:58,024 I wasn't cutting your grass... 841 00:54:58,124 --> 00:54:59,875 I was picking flowers... 842 00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:02,914 For a lady! 843 00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,873 That's OK. You should've told me right away. 844 00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:08,315 I was worried about my lawn. 845 00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:11,034 Take whatever flowers you want. 846 00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:14,636 To make a bouquet or a salad... I don't care. 847 00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:17,360 I've been minding the filthy things for 20 years. 848 00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:21,155 And at Monceau Park, at the Luxembourg, 849 00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:24,198 and Montsouris Park, at Montholon Square. 850 00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,157 I'm sick of the sight of them! 851 00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:30,518 Whether in a pot, or in a wreath, or in a painting... 852 00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:32,557 I hate them. 853 00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:36,195 Off you go. 854 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,310 Parisians are a weird lot. 855 00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:51,234 Excuse me, madame. Where's Virtue Street? 856 00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:52,719 Second on the right. 857 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:55,599 But careful you don't get picked up. 858 00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:28,597 Hey!... Mme La Fleur! 859 00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,193 Fleur's booked. 860 00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:32,316 Don't stay outside... You'll get into trouble. 861 00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:35,910 I'll teach you 'The Devil's Wheelbarrow' and 'Satan's Trifecta'. 862 00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:37,195 Hands off! 863 00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:39,237 I'm a friend of Mme La Fleur. 864 00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:40,879 A personal friend. 865 00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:43,679 You must be Goubi... ...from Jaligny? 866 00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:45,159 Come with me. 867 00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:52,673 An espresso. 868 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:54,668 And you? 869 00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:56,354 Milk. 870 00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:00,914 - What's wrong? - I saw her with a soldier. 871 00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:04,032 So? Don't you like soldiers? 872 00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:07,511 I like the ones who won at Verdun. 873 00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:09,989 But not the one who was with Mme La Fleur. 874 00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,230 Does that mean you're jealous? 875 00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:13,953 I'm unhappy. 876 00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,757 Listen, Goubi... Fleur told me about you. 877 00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:21,638 She likes you. 878 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,598 So try and understand... and be reasonable. 879 00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:28,878 Leave off talking about your cows. It messes up her nervous system. 880 00:57:28,959 --> 00:57:30,885 She can't keep her mind on her work. 881 00:57:30,985 --> 00:57:33,255 I don't like her work! 882 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,797 She's too beautiful. 883 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,390 By the way... You're not bad yourself! 884 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,390 It's true. You remind me of Charlotte. 885 00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,196 Father Catolle's mare. 886 00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:52,112 With her coat that glistens in the rain. 887 00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:56,509 With her eyes the colour of rapeseed. 888 00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,318 And she smells of rosemary. 889 00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:01,830 No, she smells like a wisp of straw. 890 00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:06,113 - Would you like to do us a favour? - Sure would! 891 00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:09,317 Go home to Jaligny. Scram! 892 00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:13,354 You just make trouble with your tales of your hick town and your mare! 893 00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:16,916 You totally undermine our morale! 894 00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:20,078 You're worse than the plague! 895 00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:22,997 Goodness me! 896 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:33,558 I'll tell the chief. 897 00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:36,314 He'll shoot all the soldiers! 898 00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:42,955 You back?! 899 00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:47,119 - I told you... no bums allowed! - I'm here to see Mr Dessertine. 900 00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,636 Oh... You're friend of Mr Dessertine. 901 00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:52,756 Please come in! 902 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:54,194 Go in. 903 00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:57,073 I beg of you... 904 00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:59,310 Don't tell him what happened just now. 905 00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:02,830 He'd get some gangster who's on welfare... 906 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,752 ...to do bad things to me. 907 00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:06,956 - My lips are sealed. - Thank you. 908 00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:14,837 Hello, Goubi. Are you dining with me? 909 00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:16,393 No thanks, Mr Mayor. 910 00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:19,956 I'm so upset, that I couldn't possibly eat. 911 00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:21,957 Take a glass of wine at least. 912 00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:26,115 Rabichon, did you know that Goubi is on welfare. 913 00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:29,113 He's got on in life. 914 00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:31,117 You'll succeed, too! A toast to us... 915 00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:34,718 And to our mother... Welfare. 916 00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:41,791 So, my boy... what is it that's upset you? 917 00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:43,992 It's Mme La Fleur, Mr Mayor. 918 00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:45,997 Fleur?... Oh, yes. 919 00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:48,270 She's sleeping with a soldier. 920 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:50,075 And that bothers you? 921 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,035 It does! 922 00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:55,799 I fear you've fallen in love, Goubi... 923 00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:58,190 ...in love with a woman who's not for you. 924 00:59:58,400 --> 00:59:59,958 There's no woman for Goubi. 925 01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:02,433 Did you hear that? 926 01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:06,030 Clear-sighted... intuitive! 927 01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,111 He's really one of us. 928 01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:11,795 Have you spoken to her? 929 01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:14,234 What about? 930 01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:17,870 Have you told her or not that you loved her? 931 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:19,268 I didn't know how to. 932 01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:22,114 - You can teach me. - Yes. 933 01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:27,679 Rabichon, seeing as you're fond of whores... 934 01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:30,792 Oh... Just to relax with... I never have time... 935 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,436 Do you know one called Fleur? 936 01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:36,990 By sight! 937 01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:40,598 Rabichon, don't yell! 938 01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:44,032 She wouldn't work on Virtue St, would she? 939 01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:46,555 Beautiful girl. 940 01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:50,312 We know that. But what is she like? 941 01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:51,714 A bit crazy. 942 01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:54,633 Off with the fairies sometimes. 943 01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:56,711 Very good. Excellent. 944 01:00:56,880 --> 01:01:00,839 Unfortunately, my ability to get you on welfare... 945 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,070 doesn't extend to ladies. 946 01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,077 I see. 947 01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:08,073 As Father Catolle says... "That requires money." 948 01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:11,198 And to get money, you have to work. 949 01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:14,156 What are you able to work at? 950 01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:17,630 Look after animals, cut down trees... 951 01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,552 Not quite right for Paris. 952 01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:20,948 I've got it! 953 01:01:21,340 --> 01:01:22,340 Rid yourself of this habit, Rabichon! 954 01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:24,715 I've a job for Mr Goubi. 955 01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:26,154 Mushrooms. 956 01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:28,959 Cèpes are coming on... 957 01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:30,912 ...and people pay the earth for them. 958 01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:34,792 Some harvests result in homicide. 959 01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:38,839 Can we ask you a question without offending you, Goubi? 960 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,991 Do you know anything about mushrooms? 961 01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:45,788 I'm the mushroom master of Allier! 962 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,194 I would not confuse... 963 01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:50,198 the pink inocybe with a cèpe. 964 01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:54,797 Nor a calocybe from Saint-Georges with a magic mushroom. 965 01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:57,349 I'll pick basketfuls... 966 01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:00,071 ...and nobody will die. 967 01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:02,951 Where does he go... to Vincennes? 968 01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,315 No, to Fontainebleau Forest. 969 01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:08,518 In the morning, one of us will drop him off... 970 01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:10,910 In the evening he'll buy a truckie a drink 971 01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:13,150 and get a lift back to the markets. 972 01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:18,949 You'll pay above the going rate for his mushrooms. 973 01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:24,799 You'll find him somewhere to stay where it's warm. 974 01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:28,236 You'll rent him a room below the going rate. 975 01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:29,949 I have it! 976 01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:32,680 I know a comfortable place. 977 01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:33,875 Does that suit you? 978 01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:38,993 I'll go for the cèpes tomorrow morning. 979 01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:43,439 And within a week I'll have my Citroën Goddess, with a chauffeur... 980 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:45,358 ...and an ashtray. 981 01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:49,668 And I'll drag Mme La Fleur out of the arms of the French army. 982 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,037 Can't believe he left without saying goodbye. 983 01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:15,191 Unless he's lying dead somewhere. 984 01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:18,955 - Plenty more men. - Don't want them. 985 01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:28,516 Are you crazy? It was your lawyer... your Monday regular. 986 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:30,591 I couldn't care less! 987 01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:33,078 Listen, Lucienne... 988 01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:35,231 Whether or not I see my idiot again... 989 01:03:35,316 --> 01:03:37,286 ...I'm buying a plot of land and I'm getting out. 990 01:03:37,346 --> 01:03:39,208 I'm fed up. 991 01:03:39,308 --> 01:03:40,838 I'd like to have ferns. 992 01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:42,871 You should do the same. 993 01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:45,918 Why? I enjoy doing what I do. 994 01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:48,753 Growing radishes won't buy me Hermès... 995 01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:50,717 or Carita, or skiing holidays. 996 01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:53,997 I really like my skiing holiday. 997 01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:57,279 How old are you? 998 01:03:58,120 --> 01:03:59,712 39... and a half. 999 01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:02,269 So you're nearly 40. 1000 01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:04,998 Listen to me... 1001 01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:07,196 By 50, you're down the drain. 1002 01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:10,113 And there's no retirement home for us. 1003 01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:14,637 You've seen those poor old things trying to latch onto some bum. 1004 01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:17,394 And afterwards... after... 1005 01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:20,512 In a hospice with the nuns... 1006 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:22,398 ...and a box of dominos. 1007 01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:26,434 Gosh... you dead loss has really cheered you up. 1008 01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,754 My God of dung!... 1009 01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:41,717 Those were the days. 1010 01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:49,191 I won't be talking to you today about a new highway... 1011 01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:52,636 ...nor about an indoor stadium. Something more serious. 1012 01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:56,556 We may be faced with the return of the great epidemics. 1013 01:04:56,720 --> 01:05:00,110 Jean-Marie Laprune seems to be turning into an idiot. 1014 01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:02,430 The village may be cursed. 1015 01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:06,074 Laprune... winner of the Tour de France! 1016 01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:20,756 Don't you worry! When he comes back... 1017 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:23,115 I'll know how to welcome him! 1018 01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:26,033 With a pitchfork and a bayonet! 1019 01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:29,272 After all we did for him! 1020 01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:33,433 He'll come back to us full of contagious diseases, probably. 1021 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,557 He's all you think about. 1022 01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:38,315 That's true. 1023 01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:43,828 There's La Fleur! 1024 01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:52,112 How are you, gorgeous? 1025 01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:53,872 We were only talking about you the other night. 1026 01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:56,156 Save your breath... I'm not stopping. 1027 01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:57,878 Closed for business. 1028 01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:00,190 Even for someone who's working for you? 1029 01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,157 And who might that be? 1030 01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:05,158 The nitwit of Allier. 1031 01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:07,635 Lover boy. 1032 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:10,314 Goubi? Whereabouts is he? 1033 01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:13,120 After midnight, he sleeps in my basement... 1034 01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:15,748 Right now, he's out harvesting. 1035 01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:30,751 Don't run away! 1036 01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:32,399 You've given us enough trouble! 1037 01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:36,910 Goubi! It's us! 1038 01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:38,275 Ernest and Jules! 1039 01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:39,989 Goubi! 1040 01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:02,073 Good evening, Goubi. 1041 01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:06,359 Have you dropped me? 1042 01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:14,072 Hadn't you come to see me? 1043 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:18,068 I've come. I've even had a wash. 1044 01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:21,235 Did you go to the Mimosa Hotel? 1045 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,718 Come here. 1046 01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:34,198 You didn't ask for me. 1047 01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:38,238 Why? 1048 01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:40,398 Because of the soldier. 1049 01:07:40,732 --> 01:07:43,300 Soldier? Was there one? 1050 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:47,029 I guess it's possible. If we had to remember everyone... 1051 01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:50,669 So you were angry? 1052 01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:55,039 Are you still angry? 1053 01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:58,154 I'm sulking. 1054 01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:01,389 You're a barrel of laughs. 1055 01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:03,989 I told you what I was... from the beginning. 1056 01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:07,311 At the police station... Do you remember? 1057 01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:09,671 Didn't bother you then. 1058 01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:11,876 Now it bugs you. 1059 01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:15,436 Mr Dessertine knows everything... and he said I was in love. 1060 01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:19,354 With me? 1061 01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:22,600 That's what Mr Dessertine said. 1062 01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:25,199 I still dreamed about you. 1063 01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:27,714 What was I doing? 1064 01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:31,510 You wore a little apron... 1065 01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:34,873 ...and you were feeding the hens. 1066 01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:41,759 Goubi... 1067 01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:45,670 What is it? 1068 01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:49,918 I'm cold. 1069 01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:58,394 It's nice like this, isn't it. 1070 01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:00,115 Super-dooper. 1071 01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:04,279 If you were sensible, do you know what you'd do? 1072 01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:06,272 I'd go home to Jaligny. 1073 01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:08,715 I've been told that already, but I don't want to. 1074 01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:10,996 I want something to happen to me first. 1075 01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:15,598 But something HAS happened, Goubi! 1076 01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:19,433 - What was that? - Well... ME! 1077 01:09:20,021 --> 01:09:22,251 Aren't I something? 1078 01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:25,009 So you are! 1079 01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:29,431 Would you like to have dinner at my place tomorrow? 1080 01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,557 - Aren't you cold? - It's OK. 1081 01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:34,154 I won't give you my address... you'd only lose it. 1082 01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:37,790 Don't go to the Mimosa... I'm not there any more... 1083 01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:40,958 ...ever. 1084 01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:43,393 I'll meet you at 6... 1085 01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:45,431 ...in front of St Eustache's. 1086 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,035 The church? 1087 01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:49,028 Of course! 1088 01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:56,714 What are you laughing at? 1089 01:09:56,920 --> 01:10:00,117 Because you don't do things by half! 1090 01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:02,589 See you then. 1091 01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:36,192 You lost him again?! 1092 01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,516 You really are a stupid pair of bastards.. 1093 01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:40,597 The country will judge you! 1094 01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:49,555 There's the idiot who's making up the loss. 1095 01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:55,116 - There could be a way. - Yes, perhaps. 1096 01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:57,396 There are 79 living in the village. 1097 01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:00,234 78, because of you. 1098 01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:03,079 So we all go up to Fontainebleau... 1099 01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:06,630 ...we scour the forest and capture the idiot. 1100 01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:08,558 I'm a veteran... 1101 01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:10,870 ...socialist activist and barkeeper. 1102 01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:13,190 I've heard some stupid things in my time... 1103 01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:15,430 but never THAT stupid! 1104 01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:40,070 Are you too good now to cruise for your clients? 1105 01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:46,793 Why don't you go jump in the lake. 1106 01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:42,113 Come and see. 1107 01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:43,349 Here. 1108 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,228 What do you think of it? 1109 01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:56,192 Funny. 1110 01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:58,920 Well I know it's not the countryside. 1111 01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:02,270 Do you eat any of this weird stuff? 1112 01:13:02,440 --> 01:13:04,396 Are you crazy? 1113 01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:06,238 These are precious. 1114 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,914 If I want something for a salad, I buy it. 1115 01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:12,352 That's probably better. 1116 01:13:12,560 --> 01:13:15,552 I buy the soil in little plastic bags. 1117 01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:17,358 What do you think of it? 1118 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:20,154 I wouldn't like to be buried in it. 1119 01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:22,276 You're hard to please. 1120 01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:26,310 Earth is not something to joke about. 1121 01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:28,513 It's serious. 1122 01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:32,438 It's made me sweat for 30 years. 1123 01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:35,390 I've dug it with both hands. 1124 01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:37,711 I've wept over it. 1125 01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:39,996 I've slept on it 1126 01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:41,798 I know it. 1127 01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:45,988 I know where it belongs... and that's not in little pots. 1128 01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:49,309 Maybe you're right. 1129 01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:52,796 Now let me show you my farmyard. 1130 01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:58,915 My rabbit hutch. 1131 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,312 My chicken coop. 1132 01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:03,591 Now... follow me... 1133 01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:09,552 That's wash house. 1134 01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:11,756 And it's for you. 1135 01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:14,311 Come on now... 1136 01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:17,431 You can come out when you're clean. 1137 01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:21,713 You've got soap, shampoo, toothpaste, razor, brushes. 1138 01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:23,791 And then you'll put this on. 1139 01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:26,155 I bought it for you this morning at Saint-Marc. 1140 01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:55,354 So... 1141 01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:58,150 Everything okay? 1142 01:14:59,440 --> 01:15:01,032 If this is what it's like to take a bath... 1143 01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:04,670 I can see why some people do it every day. 1144 01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:11,399 It's magnificent. 1145 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:14,114 That's the word... magnificent. 1146 01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:21,272 Truly magnificent. 1147 01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:36,510 Well, well, well! 1148 01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:39,678 That's tops! 1149 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:43,395 You're almost handsome! 1150 01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:08,719 I'd hate to dirty my beautiful clothes. 1151 01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:12,557 Don't worry, I bought you one to eat in and one to go out in. 1152 01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:19,439 - Still want to go home to the country? - No, I can't anymore. 1153 01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:20,914 Why not? 1154 01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:23,554 So I can see more of you. 1155 01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:25,159 Don't you miss it a bit? 1156 01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:26,995 No. 1157 01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:29,071 I've got a new suit... 1158 01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:30,992 I eat on a tablecloth... 1159 01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:35,236 I bath when I want. I don't miss anything. 1160 01:16:35,440 --> 01:16:38,830 - I slept in an attic. - Here in a cellar. 1161 01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:44,194 The thing is, if you're there, it's no longer a cellar... 1162 01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:46,032 It's "Jaligny Castle". 1163 01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:58,039 Tell me... 1164 01:17:00,440 --> 01:17:03,352 Are there ever any farms for sale around there? 1165 01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:06,559 - You'd want to buy one? - Yes. 1166 01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:10,551 Don't worry about it. It's only nylon. 1167 01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:12,990 So... Is there, or isn't there? 1168 01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:14,599 There is. 1169 01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:18,235 'Les Agroulets', it's called. 1170 01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:20,273 What's it like? 1171 01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:25,110 Well, Les Agroulets is... 1172 01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:07,633 It's beautiful. 1173 01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:11,149 Is it really as beautiful as that? 1174 01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:15,230 It's even more beautiful than that. 1175 01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:18,759 But that takes money, eh? 1176 01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:21,349 More than you would have, my poor Mme La Fleur. 1177 01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:23,516 Your "poor Mme La Fleur"?! 1178 01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:27,593 I didn't freeze my tootsies for 10 years on Virtue St. to hear that! 1179 01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:30,399 Mme La Fleur's virginity is deposited in the bank! 1180 01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:31,635 That's enough? 1181 01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:34,676 As well as that, I own this place. 1182 01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:36,990 Add to that 3 rooms that I rent 1183 01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:39,355 at top rates to some phony beatniks. 1184 01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:44,076 Also a cottage in Buttes-Chaumont that I got from one of my clients. 1185 01:18:44,240 --> 01:18:46,879 I paid him off on the instalment plan... 1186 01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:50,312 - Do you know what I mean? - No. 1187 01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:51,953 Doesn't matter. 1188 01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:56,033 A former inspector of finances, 72 years old. 1189 01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:59,556 He came to me every day for 3 months, the greedy pig... 1190 01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:01,358 ...to take his payments. 1191 01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:04,313 Now he's in hospital... 1192 01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:06,192 ...eating baby-food. 1193 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:13,590 Supposing you bought Les Agroulets... 1194 01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:16,358 ...what would you do with it? 1195 01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:19,950 A bowling or camping ground? 1196 01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:22,156 It'd be a case of deciding the best use for it... 1197 01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:24,834 ...along with you, if you were agreeable. 1198 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:27,036 Goodness me! 1199 01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:29,509 That's smart. 1200 01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:31,791 Great idea. 1201 01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:33,992 Tomorrow we'll do the mushrooms. 1202 01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:36,355 In the evening, I'll take the train to Jaligny. 1203 01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:38,073 I'll see the estate agent... 1204 01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:40,595 ...and if I like your Agroulets... 1205 01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:42,239 I'll buy it. 1206 01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:45,073 So here's to proprietors! 1207 01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:46,829 No... 1208 01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:49,830 Here's to the proprietress! 1209 01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:51,958 It's not the same. 1210 01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:55,039 It is the same, because she'd be your wife. 1211 01:19:57,080 --> 01:19:59,799 It's not nice for you to make fun of me. 1212 01:19:59,960 --> 01:20:01,518 Listen, Goubi. 1213 01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:04,874 Stop calling me "Mme La Fleur"... 1214 01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:06,632 Be nice to me... 1215 01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:10,395 Call me "Juliette"... That's my name. 1216 01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:13,670 "Juliette Goubi." 1217 01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:17,112 Sounds nice. It's comfy! 1218 01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:20,394 Virtue St is something else that's dead and buried. 1219 01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:23,831 Don't ever mention it... particularly to me. 1220 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:25,797 Will you swear to that? 1221 01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:28,393 I swear. 1222 01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:31,560 - They won't get over it. - Who? 1223 01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:33,392 The others down there. 1224 01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:35,750 Father Catolle, Mr Mayor. 1225 01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:38,434 Most of all, those wives of theirs. 1226 01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,355 It'll kill them! 1227 01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:44,438 - And then there's Bertha - Who's she? 1228 01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:47,359 Someone I thought of as queen of the village. 1229 01:20:47,560 --> 01:20:49,630 But now, comparing her to you... 1230 01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:52,598 ...she's a cow. 1231 01:21:09,960 --> 01:21:11,393 I like you a lot, Goubi. 1232 01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:15,114 Do you... 1233 01:21:16,120 --> 01:21:20,079 Do you think the schoolkids will call me "Mr Goubi"? 1234 01:21:20,280 --> 01:21:23,078 They'd better, or they'll cop it! 1235 01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:24,958 But then there's the others. 1236 01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:26,394 The grown-ups. 1237 01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:28,636 They all know I'm an imbecile. 1238 01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:31,109 Even if I have a wife and a car... 1239 01:21:31,280 --> 01:21:33,032 ...I'll always be one. 1240 01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:37,239 It's true... Once the die is cast, that's it. 1241 01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:39,512 And then there's something else. 1242 01:21:39,680 --> 01:21:41,511 You're all that I think about. 1243 01:21:41,680 --> 01:21:43,591 I can't help it. 1244 01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:47,240 One day, thinking about you too much... 1245 01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:50,517 is going to make my head explode. 1246 01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:52,559 Because of you. 1247 01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:56,198 I'm used to people making fun of me. 1248 01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:59,348 But they'll talk about YOU, because of ME... 1249 01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:02,677 ...and I'd hate that. 1250 01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:08,317 You'll have your own land and money in the bank... 1251 01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:11,717 So you'll never stop people talking behind your back. 1252 01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:15,316 The main thing is that they're silent when you turn around! 1253 01:22:18,720 --> 01:22:22,872 So you came to ask me permission to marry La Fleur. 1254 01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:25,913 - Not "La Fleur" anymore. Juliette. - Excuse me. 1255 01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:31,234 if you'd told me this was a certified virgin, chaste and pure... 1256 01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:33,595 ...I would've said... "Goubi, watch out!" 1257 01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:38,356 But in this case, knowing her as I do, I can happily say... "Marry her, my boy! 1258 01:22:39,680 --> 01:22:41,671 Discouraged by their expensive life... 1259 01:22:41,840 --> 01:22:43,717 their work devalued by The Pill... 1260 01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:45,950 defecting streetwalkers... 1261 01:22:46,120 --> 01:22:48,076 are the last refuge of virtue and fidelity. 1262 01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:51,437 These women aspire only to a single social position... 1263 01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:53,995 having exhausted all the others. 1264 01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:55,679 You'll never be a deceived husband. 1265 01:22:55,840 --> 01:22:58,354 I'm liking being married already. I've no illusions about myself. 1266 01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:00,672 How many children do you want? 1267 01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:03,997 I'll have to ask Juliette... 1268 01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:07,391 if she has something planned, but I don't think so. 1269 01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:11,110 If our girl takes after mummy... 1270 01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:12,952 and our boy after daddy... 1271 01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:16,157 we'll have a steel-drum parade... 1272 01:23:16,320 --> 01:23:18,595 and the house will be too small. 1273 01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:22,713 There is only one true house, Goubi... Welfare! 1274 01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:27,158 I have 2 boys. When they were babies I put them on welfare. 1275 01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:30,949 The best college in France. Our Oxford, our Harvard. 1276 01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:34,669 After 18 years on welfare, they're ready for life's challenges. 1277 01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:38,549 Now they're total welfare-abusers, like their father! 1278 01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:42,395 What a shame your bride-to-be had not been raised by me! 1279 01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:44,956 She'd regret it. 1280 01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:46,678 But think about it... 1281 01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:48,193 It's not only her... 1282 01:23:49,040 --> 01:23:52,874 The world's full of people coming from who knows where. 1283 01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:56,840 Don't worry... They'll be paying for us. 1284 01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:25,951 - What are you doing? - Take the wheel. 1285 01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:30,557 You really are afraid of nothing. 1286 01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:32,517 You've got to show them... 1287 01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:35,990 You have to stick it right up them... you have to flabbergast them. 1288 01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:38,993 - What do I do? - Put in first gear. 1289 01:24:39,160 --> 01:24:41,310 - Where's the handle? - There. 1290 01:24:55,360 --> 01:24:58,909 Put it into second. On the left, by your leg. 1291 01:24:59,080 --> 01:25:01,913 Press the clutch at the same time. Your left leg! 1292 01:25:03,240 --> 01:25:05,913 - Your left leg! - Which is that? 1293 01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:10,598 The clutch! 1294 01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:12,438 - Which? - Your left leg! 1295 01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:13,868 The left pedal! 1296 01:25:14,040 --> 01:25:16,759 - Fucking pedal! Oh, I'm sorry! 1297 01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:24,388 Hit me, to check I'm not dreaming! 1298 01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:28,950 Must be that southern wine! 1299 01:25:29,400 --> 01:25:31,311 I'd better give it up. 1300 01:25:38,040 --> 01:25:42,033 - I can't believe it! - Good God! It can't be possible! 1301 01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:55,588 - Who's the crazy guy? - The steel-drum champion! 1302 01:25:56,800 --> 01:25:59,360 Go to it, Jean-Marie! Super-dooper! 1303 01:25:59,560 --> 01:26:01,278 He plays on Radio Luxembourg. 1304 01:26:01,440 --> 01:26:04,113 - Put it into third, Goubi. - If I can. 1305 01:26:04,280 --> 01:26:05,793 Put it into third! 1306 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:07,274 Watch what you're doing! 1307 01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:21,718 Brake, brake! 1308 01:26:21,880 --> 01:26:23,757 The middle pedal! 1309 01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:32,035 Goubi's piece of soil. 1310 01:26:39,120 --> 01:26:42,430 Over there, I see a large room with tiled floors. 1311 01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:44,392 The kitchen here. 1312 01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:46,079 There, the laundry. 1313 01:26:46,240 --> 01:26:48,390 And our bedroom up there. 1314 01:26:49,040 --> 01:26:50,075 Then there's... 1315 01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:53,398 There's something else. 1316 01:26:56,720 --> 01:26:57,755 What's that? 1317 01:26:57,960 --> 01:27:01,032 Well now... As far as looking after the animals 1318 01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:04,158 ...bringing in fodder, cutting timber is concerned... 1319 01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:07,949 ...I think that because you'd have ME, you're doing the right thing. 1320 01:27:08,120 --> 01:27:11,112 But as for the other things... 1321 01:27:14,020 --> 01:27:15,352 For the other things... 1322 01:27:15,452 --> 01:27:18,431 You can leave it to me. 1323 01:28:52,320 --> 01:28:54,390 Subtitles by FatPlank for KG 90030

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