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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪
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♪ It's been a while,but we're back with style ♪
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♪ So get set to have some fun ♪
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♪ We'll bring you actionand satisfaction ♪
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♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪
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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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Attaboy, Carter! Way to be!
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Way to go, Seville! Nice work!
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Thanks, Coach.
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Look, we're in the playoffs
with these teams.
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I know! I really think, guys,
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we've got a real shot
at the title this year!
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Now, if we can
just stay focused and--
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Ahem!
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Don't even start with me.
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All right, everyone not busy
with their lip gloss,
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stay focused.
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Theodore,
you've got to take my place.
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I can't handle the stress!
Look at this!
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I'm too young
to be losing my hair!
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And… and look!
I've got this twitch in my eye.
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Aaah! You gotta help me!
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I'm sorry, Kevin.
But I am a dodgeball pacifier.
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What? Do you mean pacifist?
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Yes. That's it.
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So… so, is that a no?
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Sorry.
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But these new balls
the school ordered,
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they don't even hurt! Look!
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I'm sorry, Kevin.
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But I just don't believe
in throwing things at people.
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Oh! Thanks for nothing!
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-Oh…
-What's wrong with Kevin?
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Oh, that's not good.
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He does that
when he gets stressed.
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Oh, are you kidding? Alvin,
come on. Take a look at this.
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Rich Kids? Who would name
their team Rich Kids?
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Who do you think?
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-What?
-Huh! I know, right?
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It's the most advanced dodgeball
technology money can buy.
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Laser guidance gloves.
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3D Anticipatory Movement
Calculator Goggles.
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And, of course, the Air Shield
Defence Vest System.
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Why don't we have these things?
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What? OK.
Alvin, are you kidding?
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The guy has unlimited resources.
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Coach, this can't be legal,
can it?
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I don't see anything pertaining
to an Air Shield Defence Vest.
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Of course you don't! That thing
was written on stone tablets.
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What's the matter, Alvin?
Afraid of a little competition?
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I'm fine with competition,
when it's fair.
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Um, you know, actually,
I'm not fine with competition.
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I never have been. And, anyway,
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I think it's better
if I step down from my position.
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Kevin, we've been over this.
We need you, OK? Quit whining!
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Oh…
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Unless Dopkins finds this stuff
in his book…
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-Still looking.
-…it's fair.
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After last year's tournament,
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my father gave me exclusive
access to one of his labs.
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So, unless you've got a secret weapon
we don't know about,
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we're gonna crush you.
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Match starts in 20 seconds!
Lock and load!
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Jeanette, what are you doing?
Put your glasses back on!
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Yeah. I just, you know,
I don't want to break them.
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-Can you see?
-Oh, uh… yeah.
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Yeah, I'm… I'm fine.
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Oh! Sorry, Cheesy.
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Six, five, four,
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-three…
-OK. Everyone ready?
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[Dopkins] …and go!
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Britt? Come on, Britt? Brittany!
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Alvin,
I am warning you, do not--
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Go!
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[laughter]
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I think this is funny!
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Ah! Leave me alone!
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[laughs]
I think you look adorable!
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[Chipmunk song playing]
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Aaah! No!
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Aaah! Aaah! My ankle! My ankle!
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Somebody call an ambulance!
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No, no, call a helicopter!
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I need to be airvaced! Aaah!
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OK, Kevin, get up.
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You can go to the nurse
and get some ice.
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Maybe a lollipop.
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Oh, thanks. Thanks a lot.
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What? OK, hold on! Kevin!
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Aaah! The pain! It hurts so bad!
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Aaah! Oh, it hurts…
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Well, you'll have to find
another player
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if you want to keep going.
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The rulebook clearly states
that you must have seven players.
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If you don't, you forfeit.
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Wait a second, coach!
That's a rule,
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but a semi-automatic
ball launcher is fine?
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I see your point.
But it's not in the rulebook,
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so I've got no choice
but to allow it.
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Great. Where are we gonna find
another player?
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Oh, why, don't you look
so lovely today?
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-Thank you!
-Hey, Theo.
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What, uh… whaddaya got there?
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I found these two perfectly good socks
underneath the bleachers!
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Can… can you believe it?
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Oh, Theodore!
That's… that's so cool!
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So you made
sock puppets out of them?
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Yeah. This one is named Juliet.
And this one is--
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Let me guess. Romeo.
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No. His name is Stinky.
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Who would name their sock Romeo?
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I think the real question here is…
who would name their sock?
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Look, I wouldn't ask
if we weren't in a bind, OK?
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But, look, we need you to take
Kevin's place in dodgeball.
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-No, no, no.
-Wait, Theodore.
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You can stand at the back
and you don't have to throw a ball!
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Yeah, if you don't join the team,
we'll have to forfeit.
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Theo, please! We need you!
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Oh.
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Yeah, OK.
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But only if they get to play too.
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Oh, well, yeah…
No, that works for us.
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Let's give it our best, guys!
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[Dopkins] Let's get ready!
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Guys, come on. We can take 'em.
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Ah! Juliet! Juliet, are you OK?
Oh, talk to me!
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[screams] Aaah!
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Theodore! Are you OK?
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Huh? What… what's going on?
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You won the match for us!
You were a Dodgeball beast!
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I… I was?
I… I don't remember anything.
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Oh! Guys! Guys, look!
We're in the finals tomorrow!
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[all] Yes!
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Oh! Juliet,
what… what happened to you?
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Do… do you feel better?
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Good.
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He really doesn't remember a thing?
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No, he doesn't.
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OK, so how do we get him
back to beast mode?
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[gasps] Wait a minute!
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Remember in the game,
he had those stinky socks on?
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Oh, oh! You think?
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Well, um… it's worth a try.
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Oh! Oh, great! You found them!
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I've been looking
all over for you guys.
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[low voice] Hey, it's me… Stinky.
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Uh, Eleanor,
Stinky doesn't talk like that.
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[Alvin] Ha, ha!
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Juliet! No!
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No! No, Stinky!
It's… it's not worth it!
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[screams] Aaah!
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Oh, OK! Well, it… it worked.
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[groans]
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Hey! They only have six players!
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Coach! Coach!
They have to forfeit, right?
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Oh, don't worry, Coach.
We've got a replacement.
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What was that?
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[thudding]
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It's my dad's. I reprogrammed it
to play dodgeball.
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I call him "The Devastator."
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Seriously?
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Hmm… [sucks his teeth]
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Nope. Nothing here about
giant robots, so… must be OK.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
let's get ready!
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Theodore! Quickly!
Where are your socks?
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Oh! They're over there,
cheering me on.
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Don't you want to have them on
when you play?
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No. They didn't want
to play today.
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And go!
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Time! Time!
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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There's no timeouts
in dodgeball!
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Ho, ho! Whaddaya know?
You can take a timeout!
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Theodore, they just told me
they really want to be in the game.
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-They've changed their mind.
-Really?
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Hey! Thanks, guys.
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I bet you can't hit
Theodore's puppet!
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Juliet!
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Aaah!
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No! No! No!
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My dad's gonna kill me!
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What… what happened here?
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You happened, Theodore!
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Oh, Theodore! You were awesome!
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Absolutely amazing!
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Why are you talking like that?
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Um…
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-Not really sure.
-[Theodore] Are you guys all right?
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Did you get hit in the head
or something?
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-Umm… Yeah, yeah, maybe.
-That's it!
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[groans]
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[Theodore] Aaah!
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-Oh. Hey, Alvin!
-Theodore! What the…?
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Oh… Whaddaya got?
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What? This? Oh… yeah.
Uh, no, it's nothing.
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[panting]
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Theodore, open the door.
Come on, what's going on now?
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I… I can't tell you.
It's a secret.
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You'll have to spill the beans,
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because that's my room too.
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OK. I'll… I'll let you in,
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but you have to promise
not to tell anyone.
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[groans] Yes, OK. I promise.
So, what is it?
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[gasps]
The new game-station console?
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Theodore, it's a limited edition!
No one's got this!
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-I know!
-Where did you get it?
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From my magic shack.
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Uh-huh. Your magic shack.
Yes. Yes.
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No, no. It's true.
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I wish for something
and… and suddenly it appears!
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Will you just be serious?
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You don't have to believe me,
Alvin.
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It probably
only works for me anyway.
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OK, fine. You know what?
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Let's go see
this magic shack of yours.
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So, I was dreaming
of having a secret hideout
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and I found this shack.
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And then, when I came back,
I found the game console inside!
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And I'd been wishing for one.
It's… it's magic!
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Look!
I wished for a chocolate cake
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and… and found these
in the shack!
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Theodore,
that's not a chocolate cake.
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Yeah, but it's still cool.
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It's not always exactly right,
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but every time
it gives you something.
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I mean, do you have chips?
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'Cause I do.
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[gasps] See?
This stuff wasn't here yesterday.
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-I… I told you it was magic.
-No. No, Theodore.
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-You know what this is?
-Magic.
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No, Theodore.
This is, like, super magic!
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Listen to me now.
We can't tell anybody!
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I mean, nobody!
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Theodore,
this is just between the two of us, OK?
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Look me in the eye.
OK, over here.
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-Nobody. Say it with me now.
-Nobody.
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[Chipmunk song playing]
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OK, guys,
where did you get this stuff?
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Stuff? What stuff?
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All right. We found
Dave's Christmas gift stash.
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But don't tell him!
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Dave bought us
an electric shredder?
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Uh… Let's just tell him.
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But you have to promise, Simon,
not to tell anyone.
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I promise.
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[door bell rings]
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OK! Let's see this secret shack!
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00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,640
You told them and not me?
251
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,960
They're paying customers!
252
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:24,960
Uh, guys, guys, remember,
you only get one item each.
253
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:28,120
I wish for a game station!
Just calling that out there!
254
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,040
Cheesy,
it doesn't work like that.
255
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,640
I don't care.
I want a game station, magic shack!
256
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:35,400
Can you hear me, magic shack?
A game station!
257
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,200
This is it!
258
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:46,080
What?
It's exactly what I wished for!
259
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,240
I want one of everything,
please!
260
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,920
-It'll cost you.
-I don't care!
261
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,040
It's the best thing
I've ever seen in my life!
262
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,760
Guys, did you ever think,
you know,
263
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,880
that this stuff could be stolen?
264
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,440
Oh, come on.
Guys, if it was stolen,
265
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:02,840
why does it keep magically filling up
again every time we leave?
266
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,440
Uh, hello? It's magic!
267
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:08,280
-Welcome to the real world!
-Yeah! It's magic, Simon.
268
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,760
So obvious!
269
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,280
I don't know.
Something isn't right.
270
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,000
I knew it was a mistake
to tell you!
271
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,320
Well, I'm going to check
with the police
272
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,280
and see
if they reported any thefts.
273
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,280
Fine, we'll do whatever you want.
274
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,880
But you're paranoid.
275
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:25,840
Guys, before we leave,
I think it would be nice
276
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,600
if we each write
a thank-you note to the um…
277
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,480
the, uh, the magic shack.
278
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:32,760
That's a good idea!
279
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:38,720
"We'll never forget
what you've done."
280
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:42,400
"We'll pay you back!
Just wait."
281
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:46,120
I'm writing something deep
I'm hoping they'll really appreciate.
282
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,000
What is it?
283
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:50,360
"What you bring
is feared by darkness,
284
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:56,400
for eternal light is starkness
for those who stand behind bars.
285
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,800
I see you."
286
00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,840
Uh, Kevin… no.
287
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:03,000
You can't write that.
That… that sucks, buddy.
288
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,119
Just say thank you.
289
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,319
They'll know
what I'm talking about, Cheesy!
290
00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,240
[straining]
291
00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,280
What? Mike?
Where's the stuff, man?
292
00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:19,200
-What stuff?
-The stuff I told you to bring here.
293
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,480
Oh, I brought it here.
294
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,319
Then where is it, Mike?
295
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,119
Oh, did you not move it?
296
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,680
Why would I move it from the spot
we decided to move it to?
297
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,560
Yeah,
I was thinking that same thing.
298
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:32,640
Help me out here, OK?
Are you stupid or something?
299
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,960
I can't figure out
what's the matter with you!
300
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:38,200
-Oh, wait. Mark, look.
-What, Mike?
301
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:43,000
"So glad we found you."
What does that mean?
302
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,200
Oh, there's more!
303
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,880
"We'll pay you back! Just wait!"
304
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,600
What does that mean?
305
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,560
"For those who stand behind bars,
I see you!"
306
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:54,080
Oh, man! This guy's
sick in the head, man,
307
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,560
and he's coming after us!
308
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,120
They aren't messing around!
309
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,160
All the notes
have different handwriting!
310
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,840
They must have sent like
five guys to take care of us!
311
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:05,200
These guys gotta be big time.
High-level gangsters!
312
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,400
Magic shack,
can I please have a drone?
313
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,200
Kevin, I'm only gonna tell you this
one more time.
314
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:14,320
It doesn't work like that!
You'll see when we come back.
315
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,480
Guys, look. No one is going back
316
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:19,560
until we figure out
where this stuff comes from.
317
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,400
I'm just saying it's unlikely
318
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:24,720
that someone came in and stole
almond milk from your fridge!
319
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,640
And why is that so strange?
320
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,960
Thieves get thirsty too,
you know.
321
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,920
-Will you excuse me?
-Be a good little boy
322
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,240
and pick up a fresh carton
for me when you pass the store.
323
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,800
-Freeze in the name of the law!
-[both] Aaah!
324
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:42,240
[Cheesy] I'm not going down for this!
Every man for himself!
325
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,360
-We can explain!
-We're innocent!
326
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,960
-Yeah, right!
-I know what this looks like,
327
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,560
but all this stuff
comes from a magic shack.
328
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,480
I'm sorry,
did you say magic shack?
329
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:56,480
I found the shack first, officer!
It's really magic.
330
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,640
I can't tell if you're lying to me
or if you're just dumb.
331
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,280
You don't think this has to do
with the robberies in town?
332
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:05,560
No?
333
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,520
No?
All right, show me the shack.
334
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,160
So, as I was explaining,
335
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,240
Theodore
brought home some items. And--
336
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,200
And when we came back,
there was more.
337
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,160
See? It refills overnight!
338
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,400
So you're telling me
that if I open this door,
339
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,040
I'll find lots of stuff inside?
Is that it?
340
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,600
Actually, no. 'Cause, you know,
everything that was inside,
341
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:27,840
we just took out.
342
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,600
Oh! What? Wait! Where…?
343
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:31,480
No!
344
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,880
See? See, Officer Dangus?
345
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,120
It's magic!
346
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,800
This was empty
a few moments ago?
347
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:43,120
Oh! Oh, my stars.
Do you think this has to do with Santa?
348
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,400
Is this like a portal,
I'm wondering?
349
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,720
It's like he has a portal
and the stuff gets sent here, maybe.
350
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,080
Oh, my gosh. My head's spinning.
I gotta sit down.
351
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,520
-Oh, well, Santa--
-Don't go there.
352
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:59,080
OK. If this is a magic shack,
we're gonna need confirmation.
353
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,400
OK, let's bring stuff
to the precinct
354
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,880
and come back later
to see if it fills up again.
355
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,560
Chief!
Where's the chief? Chief!
356
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:12,200
We might have found
some magical shed in this forest!
357
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,240
Not now, Dangus.
We got the crooks!
358
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,800
Wait. What? Crooks?
359
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,200
The ones behind
the robberies in town.
360
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:21,800
A rival gang scared 'em
when they left these messages.
361
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,360
They came to us for protection.
362
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,640
Oh, yes, sir.
363
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:30,560
I am aware of those developments.
364
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,800
You are?
365
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,760
Um… oh, yeah.
366
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:37,120
Yeah, we, uh…
we planted those messages.
367
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,160
These boys found the hideout
and alerted me.
368
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,680
Boys, this community owes you
a debt of gratitude!
369
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,760
Well, thank you, sir.
370
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:49,520
OK, Dangus, what's this stuff
about a magic shack?
371
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,720
About the shack,
yeah… um…
372
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,600
Oh, that? Just a funny story
we were telling him.
373
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,000
-I can see you wink.
-What?
374
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,080
-I saw you wink to him.
-Oh, that's part of the story.
375
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,160
Whatever. Good work, officer.
376
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,360
Well, boys, it's getting late.
I should probably get you home.
377
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000
Thank you.
378
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,840
I'd say we learned
an important lesson today, boys.
379
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:14,160
If it seems too good to be true,
it… it…
380
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,960
You know what?
Never mind. It's not important.
381
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:20,360
Yeah, like, one time,
I was walking through the woods,
382
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,400
and I thought I saw
a forest fairy,
383
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:26,560
and then I thought, no, wait,
this seems too good to be true!
384
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,240
And then it landed on me,
385
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:31,560
but it turned into,
like, this little worm.
386
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:34,200
Hold up. I'm sorry.
You gotta stop talking now.
387
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,120
Oh! And this other time…
388
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,680
No! Not… not. No.
389
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,520
I don't want to hear about it.
390
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,440
Yeah, but I'm just saying…
391
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,560
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
392
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,400
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
393
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,960
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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