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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪
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♪ It's been a while,but we're back with style ♪
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♪ So get set to have some fun ♪
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♪ We'll bring you actionand satisfaction ♪
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♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪
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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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Oh, Simon,
a package just came for you.
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Oh, well, that's great!
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Oh, it must be those beakers I ordered!
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Oh, just in time
for science camp this weekend!
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Oh, right.
You mean Nerd-o-rama?
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[chuckles]
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Ugh! Seriously? Nerd-o-rama?
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That's not even funny, Alvin.
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OK, OK, Britt. All right, first of all,
that's not even why I'm laughing.
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Wait a second!
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Did-- did you prank Simon again?
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What? Me? No! You know,
not, I would not even--
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[all] Alvin!
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OK, all right, you know, yes.
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All right, yes,
I pranked him, yes.
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You know, Alvin, one day,
that's gonna come back to haunt you.
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[laughs]
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Alvin!
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[between gasps for air]
Oh… I'm sorry… Simon.
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It's just that you keep falling for it.
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I mean, what is this,
the sixth or the seventh time?
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Enough is enough, Alvin!
Look what you did!
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Thank you, Theodore.
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I'm here for you, Simon.
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Let me… Let me clean you up.
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Hmm, yeah, it's pretty good.
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But it's not funny, Alvin!
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Wow!
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OK, OK, Theodore. Thank you.
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Thank you.
That's enough. Thank you.
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And, Alvin, you'll get yours!
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Mark my words, pal, you'll get yours.
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OK, hold still, hold still, Simon.
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Ah, yeah.
I'll get you cleaned up.
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Don't worry.
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Yeah, I-- I got this.
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Theodore, stop! I'm perfectly
capable of cleaning myself.
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[Theodore] OK, but I'm here for you
if you need me!
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-You're really brave, Alvin.
-Yeah, yeah, I know, I know--
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Uh, wait. Why?
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Um, because you're not,
like, totally freaking out
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about what Simon
is gonna do to you?
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Eleanor, come on!
Simon's not gonna do anything, OK?
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He's not a vengeful guy.
He's just blowing off steam.
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I mean, I know my own brother.
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But you don't really think
he'd try something, do you?
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[Brittany] All I know
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is that I would not want to be
in your shoes right now.
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Yeah. Do you even know
who you're dealing with?
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This is Simon!
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He could, like, I don't know,
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turn you into a toad or something!
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I mean, you've seen his lab, Alvin!
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He's probably got stuff in there
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that would turn your skin
purple, like, forever!
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Or, like, make your hair fall out!
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Or… or give you terrible gas!
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Oh, so that's your problem.
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Hey, buddy.
Hey. Hey. How ya doin'?
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I just wanted to come in
and say that whole pie thing
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that we shared a laugh over,
you know, the two of us, well,
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I just wanted to make sure
that we're cool, right?
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Alvin, you're my brother.
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And although I don't like
when you play pranks on me,
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you'll always be my brother.
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So, of course we're cool.
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Oh, that's great to hear, Simon.
Thank you.
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You know, it's so funny,
those guys out there,
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they're building this whole problem up--
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-As soon as I get my revenge.
-What?
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Revenge, Alvin. You know,
retaliation, getting even.
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I mean, you do know
what revenge means, right?
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Re-- re-- re-- revenge?
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♪ Tonight, feeling real nicewhatever you do ♪
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♪ Don't you ever close your eyes ♪
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♪ So free, when you're with me ♪
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♪ Down in the dirt, who needssleep when you're alive? ♪
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♪ Just keep that lookout 'causethey might be comin' for ya ♪
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♪ If they come running,we'll be hiding round the corner ♪
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♪ All night, all night ♪
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♪ We had ya lookingtill the sun comes out ♪
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♪ All night, all right ♪
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♪ Let me hear ya now ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh,the crew is on fire ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh,we taking you higher ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh,go on, ride if you're a rider ♪
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♪ Never, never slow down ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh,the crew is so lightning ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh,are our enemies frightened? ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh,go on, ride if you like riding ♪
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♪ Never, ever slow down, no ♪
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♪ All night, all night ♪
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♪ We had you lookingtill the sun comes out ♪
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♪ All right, all right ♪
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Oh, it's gonna be so nice
to have a relaxing weekend
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without looking over my shoulder
every two seconds.
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-What's that?
-All it says is,
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-"Simon Seville".
-[Dave] Guys, has anyone seen my keys?
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Oh, oh, Simon, Simon,
um, what's this?
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That's mine. Hands off, OK?
Just leave it alone, Alvin.
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Do you think you can do that
for two days and one night?
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Yeah, but why not open it now and--
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I'll open it when I get back.
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[Dave] OK, Simon, let's go.
We're gonna be late for the bus.
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-I mean it, Alvin. Hands off!
-Not a problem, Simon, OK?
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So, listen,
have a great time at Nerd Camp.
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Science camp. Science camp!
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Ah, finally!
Some peace and quiet!
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-What do you suppose is in it?
-Doesn't matter.
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-It's not yours.
-Well, you know what?
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This thing has got "revenge"
written all over it.
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No, actually it says, "Simon Seville".
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Do-- do you really not know how to read?
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I am not going to just sit here
and wait to be revenged on!
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-I'm opening it!
-If Dave finds out
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you opened Simon's package,
you're gonna be in big trouble.
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Oh, guys, guys!
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I know how we can tell
what's in it without opening it!
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I'll be right back.
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Theodore, remember when Simon
made his own X-ray machine?
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OK, let's see…
I turn this on here and then I…
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Hmm.
It doesn't seem to be working.
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You're probably not doing it right. Here.
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Uh…
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Uh, what… what is that?
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It looks like…
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[Eleanor] Doughnuts?
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-Theodore, do you chew?
-Only when necessary.
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Here. Give me that!
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It's not showing anything!
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Aw, he made it X-ray proof!
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-But something's in there!
-[gasps] Oh, I know!
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Maybe… maybe it's a tiny little alien
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in, like, a tiny little UFO.
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OK, Theodore,
that's exactly the sort of crazy,
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ridiculous idea that--
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Wait a sec. Maybe you're right.
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Ugh! Alvin, it doesn't matter
what's in there.
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It's Simon's and clearly
he doesn't want you to open it.
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-How do you know?
-Because he told you.
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Yes, OK, that's the obvious,
but we have to go deeper here.
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Maybe, just, you know, maybe,
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he told me that
knowing I would open it.
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Or… or maybe he said that
because he knew that I knew
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that when he told me
not to open it, then--
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[Eleanor] Aaah!
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What?
Someone had to stop the madness.
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He knew
this would drive me crazy!
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'Cause he's in my head!
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Do you understand
what we're up against here?
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This… this is Simon!
And I'm telling you,
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he's like some sort
of evil geek mastermind!
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This is what we're up against!
Please! Someone's got to listen!
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Oh, OK. Theodore,
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your job is to make sure
he doesn't open this package.
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Got it?
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Yeah, yeah, I've got it.
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[Alvin] The package, the package.
I can't stop thinking about it.
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What's in the package?
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-Aaah!
-Back away from the package
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and no one gets hurt.
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That's it.
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Nice and easy.
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Back away from the package,
nice and easy.
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There's nothing nice about this.
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Aw, man, I'm gonna have to take
some extra precautions.
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[Alvin] Oh, no, no.
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No, no!
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I'm gonna figure outwhat's in this package
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if it's the last thing that I--
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Hey! Hey! What the--
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What? No! It can't be!
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What's happening?
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[roars]
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Eleanor's right.Simon really is a wizard!
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Aaah!
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Aaah!
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[gasping]
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Oh…
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Hey, guys, I'm gonna go
and pick up Simon, OK?
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-I'll be back in a little bit.
-OK, Dave!
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[Alvin] Perfect! Ho, ho!
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Alvin, don't even think about it.
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Theodore, I'm done waiting.
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No! I-- I must stop you!
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Code red! Code red!
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The package is compromised!
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Hey, what the--
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Ow! Ow!
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Aaah!
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No! No!
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Ha, ha! Got ya!
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[Brittany] Stop!
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Get back! Get back, I mean it!
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Alvin, don't you dare!
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-That is Simon's!
-[Alvin] That's right.
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That's right. It's Simon's.
And he'll never use it on me!
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[panting]
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Hey! What?
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[Alvin] Wait. Simon?
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Ha, ha, ha! I did it!
I finally got you back!
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OK, OK, hold on.
You're kidding me, right?
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This is your revenge?
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This is what I've been so-- so afraid of?
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A pie?
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Not just one pie, Alvin.
Loads of them.
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All flying out of my new invention,
the Pie-n-ator.
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Ho, ho! Pretty awesome, right?
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But-- but what about the package?
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What are you talking about, Alvin?
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Ooh! Oh, that package?
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Oh, well, that's what's left of…
well, your birthday present.
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Oh.
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-[Alvin] Ow!
-[sing-song] Oh, Simon!
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I bet you can't hit me!
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I'm not gonna hit you, Theodore.
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I know!
'Cause… 'cause you can't!
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'Cause… 'cause you're a…
you're a big nerd!
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-Theodore, I'm not going to--
-So, Simon,
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how was your… your nerd camp?
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Mmm. Banana cream…
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Hey, hey, Simon, did ya learn
a bunch of nerd stuff
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at your… at your nerd camp?
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Mmm.
Is that all you got, you big nerd?
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Woo-hoo!
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[door bell rings]
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Hello, David!
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Oh, hi, Miss Croner.
How are you--
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My home has termites!
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Oh, gosh, Miss Croner.
That's terrible, but--
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So I need a place to stay.
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Uh, OK. Uh, for-- for how long?
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They don't even know
when they can start on it,
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-but I need to get out now!
-Right. But, couldn't you stay
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-in your house until--
-David!
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Are you going to help me
and my kitty cats or not?
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Well, well, you know, uh, of course.
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Oh, the cats will be thrilled.
247
00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,240
They love little Crawford.
248
00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:45,840
Who-- who's Crawford?
249
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,720
Ugh! She's going to what?
250
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,640
-Yeah…
-And she didn't say when she's leaving?
251
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,960
-Nope.
-And she's bringing the cats?
252
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,560
Even that mean one
with the weird eye?
253
00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,120
-Yeah.
-OK, that's it.
254
00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,600
My life is over!
255
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:02,720
Oh, and by the way,
she's gonna take us all down!
256
00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,000
Mark my words!
257
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,600
-[Miss Croner] Doing laundry?
-Uh, yes.
258
00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:14,080
I have a few things myself,
if you wouldn't mind.
259
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,640
-Oh, um… well--
-My basket is upstairs.
260
00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:21,040
No. I wouldn't mind.
Why would I?
261
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,480
Crawford!
262
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:29,200
-Would you like some tea?
-Uh, sure. OK.
263
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,840
Then make one for me too, please.
264
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,000
Oh. Sure.
265
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,480
-Miaow!
-[Theodore] Aaah!
266
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:40,120
[Miss Croner] Do you mind
if I check to see when my program is on?
267
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,000
It will only take a moment.
268
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,400
-Oh! It's on now.
-Wait, wait, wait.
269
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:45,560
Quiet!
270
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,240
[Miss Croner] Sigfried,
may I show you something?
271
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,520
-What is it, Miss Croner?
-My seeing glasses.
272
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,560
I need a very small screw
to go right in here.
273
00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:01,040
Oh, yeah, no, no.
I-- I can see that.
274
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,400
Thank you.
275
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,320
I can't believe it.
276
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,240
[Theodore] Aaah!
277
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,160
[Alvin] What are we gonna do?
278
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,720
She's impossible!
279
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,800
You have to ask her to leave, Dave.
280
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,960
Please!
For-- for-- for our sanity!
281
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,240
Look what she's done to poor Crawford!
282
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:18,520
I-- I mean, Theodore!
283
00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:21,240
Her cats are trying to kill me, Dave.
284
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:25,680
Look, we'll have to make
a few sacrifices while she's here.
285
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,240
Oh, absolutely, Dave.
Don't give it another thought.
286
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,040
We've got to get her out of here!
287
00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:34,000
Oh, yes, yes.
What did you have in mind?
288
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:48,360
♪ You can run, but there'sno hiding from the truth ♪
289
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:54,080
♪ When I come for you ♪
290
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,280
Aaah!
291
00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:02,560
♪ Don't you know that I got eyeson the back of my head ♪
292
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,120
♪ And if I catch you slippin' ♪
293
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:07,240
♪ I'll be out for revenge ♪
294
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,200
♪ And if you're gonna, gonnatry and run away ♪
295
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:13,760
♪ You better, better be faster than me ♪
296
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,960
♪ And if you see mecomin', comin' atcha ♪
297
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:19,160
♪ Then you better, bettertake cover, baby ♪
298
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:23,240
♪ So don't you slow down,stay sharp, be quick, keep it up ♪
299
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,800
♪ Never ever lose your cool ♪
300
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,520
♪ Now it's time to make your move ♪
301
00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:35,600
♪ You can run, but there'sno hiding from the truth ♪
302
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:41,040
♪ When I come for you, you ♪
303
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,680
Aaah!
304
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,920
I grew up with seven older brothers,
Erwin.
305
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000
You don't stand a chance!
306
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,880
[Alvin] She's better than me
at everything!
307
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,080
And-- and do you know why?
Because she's ruthless!
308
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,400
She will stop at nothing!
309
00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:00,400
I mean, come on,
she's a guest in our house!
310
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,120
I mean, I mean, I-- I think
the proper etiquette is
311
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,240
let the poor kid win at something!
312
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:09,240
I'm so afraid of her.
I think I see her everywhere!
313
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,600
When I--
when I close my eyes at night.
314
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,680
Or-- or in a dark room.
315
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:17,040
Or right over there, right now.
316
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,520
[gasp]
317
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,360
That actually is her!
318
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,800
Come on, let's cross the street
before she sees us.
319
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,560
What? Wait, wait.
What's she doing with her face?
320
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,040
[Simon] Oh, is that a… uh, a smile?
321
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,960
[Theodore] Can she even do that?
322
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,240
[Alvin] She's obviously
getting good news.
323
00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,600
Maybe she can finally
move back into her house!
324
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,320
Come on, guys, let's listen!
325
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:39,000
[man]
You have a beautiful home, Miss Croner.
326
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,960
It's houses like yours
that make me happy
327
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,440
to be fighting the war
on termite damage.
328
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:47,160
-Well, thank you, Mr…?
-Oh! Russell. Russell.
329
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,840
And do you know how much longer
before I'll be able to move back in?
330
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,280
Well, it might be a while.
331
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,320
I have quite a long waiting list.
332
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,240
[both] It's a street-wide epidemic.
333
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,800
-Jinx!
-Jinx!
334
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,600
[laughter]
335
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:03,160
Oh, that's funny.
Oh, yes, that's funny.
336
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:07,440
Oh, well, uh…
I should get back to work.
337
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,560
It was nice meeting you,
Miss Croner.
338
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,640
It was nice meeting you too, Russell.
339
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:15,040
Hmm. I have an idea.
340
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,600
Guys, guys, I mean, you know, look,
341
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,880
as much as I want her to leave,
342
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,400
we don't want her
to get brokenhearted.
343
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,800
That's definitely
not going to happen, Simon.
344
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,040
She doesn't have a heart,
so you can't break it.
345
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,520
But, as unbelievable as it may seem,
346
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:33,440
I think there was a spark between
Miss Croner and that exterminator guy.
347
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,840
Anyway, here's all we have to do…
348
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,000
We go talk to this Russell guy
349
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,000
and tell him that Miss Croner said
350
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:43,040
she would love to have himover to our house for dinner.
351
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,720
That sounds nice. I'd like that.
352
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,440
[Alvin] Then we go to Miss Croner
353
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,960
and we tell herthat we ran into Russell,
354
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,920
and he mentioned thathe would love to see her again.
355
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,800
Are you sure he said that?
356
00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,760
Then I'll make sure he shows up
at our house for dinner,
357
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,880
and we help Miss Croner
put on a perfect evening.
358
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,119
Oh, they'll have so much fun together,
359
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,240
he'll obviously move her
to the top of the waiting list,
360
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,280
and we'll have her out of our house.
361
00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:12,560
Win-win.
362
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,240
OK. Let's do it!
363
00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:16,160
-[Miss Croner] Ow!
-Oh, hold still!
364
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:19,640
-Is this quite necessary?
-Yes. You have a unibrow.
365
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:20,800
-And trust me…
-Ow!
366
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,680
-…this is no fun for…
-Ow!
367
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,240
-…me either!
-Ow!
368
00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:28,200
Hmm. You're lucky
I'm not a vain woman.
369
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,040
Aaah!
370
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,960
[Alvin]
You're ruining the whole look here.
371
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,840
Now, put your shoulders back
and stand up straight!
372
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:46,600
Ahem! May I present the new
and improved Miss Croner!
373
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,440
Are you sure about this?
I-- I'm nervous.
374
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,000
Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
375
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,840
Miss Croner, relax.
It's gonna be a magical evening.
376
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,760
Trust us.
And, to fit the magical mood,
377
00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:02,080
I've selected some lovely music.
Simon, if you please?
378
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:05,800
[sultry music]
379
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,640
Now, Theodore will be
watching from the stairs.
380
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,520
You know, to make sure you don't
get food stuck in your teeth.
381
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,480
I'll make sure
your cats don't cough up anything,
382
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,680
you know, unappetising
while you're eating.
383
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:17,560
Miaow?
384
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:22,720
Miss Croner, you are going
to have the night of your life!
385
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,720
Well, I don't know how to thank you!
386
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:25,920
Enjoy!
387
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,920
Where are you going, Miss Croner?
388
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,720
I'm sure Russell is just running late.
I bet--
389
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,720
I bet you set all this up
just to humiliate me!
390
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,600
Another one of your pranks!
391
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:47,080
Well, I hope you're satisfied.
392
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,240
No, no, Miss Croner,
he said he was coming!
393
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,480
Alvin, you did tell Russell
about the dinner, right?
394
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:56,040
Of course I did!
This just doesn't make sense.
395
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,880
Where could he be?
396
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:58,760
[Theodore] There!
397
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,080
He's outside, on the sidewalk.
398
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,160
Aaah!
399
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,920
[Alvin] Hey, Bug Man!
What's the big idea?
400
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,800
Why did you stand up
Miss Croner?
401
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:18,200
I-- I don't know.
402
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:21,360
Look, I'm just not good
at this dating business.
403
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,720
Look, there's a very sad lady in there
404
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,960
who was very excited to see you,
and you let her down!
405
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:27,960
And her cats!
406
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,680
Kids, I'm an exterminator.
407
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:35,720
A classy lady like her would
never go for someone like me.
408
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,560
Tell her I'm sorry.
409
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,680
Oh, this is not how I saw this going.
410
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:44,160
So, what are we gonna do now?
411
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:48,080
We have to figure out a way
to get them together.
412
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,240
-I have an idea!
-[Simon and Theodore] No, no, no, no, no.
413
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,040
A little quiet, please.
414
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,760
Hello? Oh, yes, um,
Clever Name Pest Control?
415
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,320
Uh, yes, I have an emergency.
416
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,080
I'd like to report an infestation.
417
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:00,720
[door bell rings]
418
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:05,080
Oh, hi, kids.
Uh, I got an urgent call.
419
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,280
Something about an infestation?
420
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,800
Yes, absolutely, Russell.
421
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,360
We are infested with a very sad,
but, you know,
422
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,200
very sweet elderly woman.
423
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,520
Uh, Miss Croner!
You have a caller!
424
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,280
Miaow!
425
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,360
[Alvin] Russell, Russell, Russell,
come on now.
426
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,920
Don't you have something
you want to say to Miss Croner?
427
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,840
Well, I, uh… I, uh…
428
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,680
I like your eyebrows.
429
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,640
[Alvin] Ho, ho! Yes!
430
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,720
Um, uh, Russell.
Maybe lead with, "I'm sorry".
431
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,240
Right. Right.
432
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,920
I got nervous the other night,
and I chickened out.
433
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,240
-I'm sorry.
-Well, I should hope you are.
434
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:49,160
Oh! Um, I would like if we…
like you and I…
435
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:52,240
ate some food…
at the same time.
436
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,320
Together.
437
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:54,880
Was that good?
438
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,560
Uh, no. No, that was horrible.
439
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,400
But I think Miss Croner has the idea.
440
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,160
What do you say, Miss Croner?
441
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,400
Eating some food at the same
time together sounds lovely, Russell.
442
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,640
Now, about my termite problem!
443
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,800
Oh, I moved you to the top of my list.
444
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,520
My boys are in there now,
and to show you how sorry I am,
445
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,720
I've decided to repaint your kitchen.
446
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:19,920
[Alvin] Wait! Wait!
447
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,560
How long would that take?
448
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,880
Well, I'm not as fast as I used to be,
449
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:27,800
so if you could stay here
another week or maybe two,
450
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:31,320
a third perhaps, that should
give me plenty of time.
451
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,560
-No! No! No!
-Thank you, Russell.
452
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,680
Miss Croner! Don't we,
as your hosts, have a say in--
453
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,000
[Simon] All right. OK.
Alvin, here we go.
454
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,920
[Alvin] But two weeks? No!
455
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,520
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
456
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,680
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
457
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,920
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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