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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪
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♪ It's been a while,but we're back with style ♪
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♪ So get set to have some fun ♪
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♪ We'll bring you actionand satisfaction ♪
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♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪
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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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[electricity crackling]
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Oh, there you are!
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I've been looking
everywhere for you, Simon!
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-Come, on! Come on, let's go!
-Alvin, I can't go anywhere!
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I'm doing my science-fair project,
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which is what you should be doing!
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Well, Mr Smarty-pants,
this is about the science fair.
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No, it isn't. It's about the grand
opening of a new water park!
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Where there is
plenty of science at work.
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Gravity, for starters.
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This is research
and I absolutely have to go!
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Oh, oh, OK.
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So, exactly what aspects
of gravity are you investigating
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for your science-fair project
at Thunder Waves?
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The aspect of water catapulting
me down at 100 miles an hour!
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Not going to happen, my friend.
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Besides,
you know we can't do anything
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until this room is clean.
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Uh, well, perhaps you need new glasses,
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because this room is spotless!
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Gravity at work.
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Ugh!
Alvin broke the toaster again!
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-[Simon] Alvin!
-Oh, hey!
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[nervous chuckle]
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And now for my demonstration
of the opposite of gravity!
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See? I'm going back up!
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You would think I'd come down,
but, you see, this is up!
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Alvin, come on!
Sneaking out to Thunder Waves?
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I can't help it, Simon!
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There's a corkscrew slide
that goes on for days!
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Which is exactly how long
your punishment would be
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if Dave found out
about your little stunt!
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Well, he won't find out, Simon.
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I mean, I won't tell him
and you won't tell him.
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You know, we're the only ones that know.
Right?
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Oh, come on. This puts me
in a very uncomfortable position!
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Dave asked me to keep an eye
on you and let him know
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if I saw you pulling
any shenanigans.
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Well, you didn't see
any shenanigans.
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-So, we're all good.
-[sighs]
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[video game sounds]
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Ha, ha, ha! Ha-ha!
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Surrender now, my little minion,
or face the wrath of Kahn!
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-[Dave] Alvin, we need to talk.
-I do not know of this Alvin.
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My name is Kahn! And I'm about
to take this Cretan prisoner!
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-Alvin!
-All right, OK.
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You've totally broken the mood!
What is it?
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Is there something
you want to tell me?
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Um… you're a great dad?
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Anything else?
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-I can't believe you told him!
-What?
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Wait. You did what?
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Whatever he said, Dave,
I did not do it.
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-Alvin, stop talking.
-No, no, no.
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No, no, no. I am done with you.
You… you… snitch!
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-Alvin, I didn't--
-Do not speak to me ever again!
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And then maybe I can forget
that you even exist!
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Why were you mad at Alvin?
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He took my golf club
and left it outside… again!
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Oh, come on, come on!
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Oh, oh, I'm almost there,
almost there!
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-[Dave] Alvin?
-[gasps]
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-Alvin, I want to talk to you.
-[snores]
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Alvin, I know you're awake.
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[yawns]
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[Theodore] Help! Help!
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[robotic voice]
I am your master now!
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No. Never!
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-Hello?
-Be quiet, Alvin!
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I'm trying to hide
from the evil Robot Master.
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[gasps] Oh, no! Here he comes!
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[robotic voice]
I am your master now.
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Oh…
That's the third time he got me!
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Did Simon say
you could play with his robot?
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Who… who's Simon?
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Simon, your brother.
You know, that really annoying guy
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who has an opinion
about everything and rats me out!
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-Never heard of him.
-Fine, fine, Theodore.
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-Where's Dave?
-I don't know.
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You'd better clean up this mess
before he gets home or--
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Or what?
Dave doesn't care what I do.
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Hey, wanna play Monsters and Goblins?
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Don't you have homework to do?
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No. I flunked out of school, remember?
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What? When did this happen?
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-Right after you flunked out!
-OK, OK, hold on, hold on!
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Why are you talking like this?
All right? Are you sick?
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-Did-- did you bump your head?
-Well, I am tired.
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Dave and I played cards until midnight.
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Wait, wait. Hold--
Dave? You know, the guy… Dave?
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What is happening here?
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-Oh, not again!
-What's the matter?
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What's the matter?
We have a toaster
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with an exposed electrical wire.
That's very dangerous!
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I thought Simon fixed that yesterday.
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You should be the one to fix it.
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-You broke it.
-Fine. OK, I will.
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Simon's not the only one around
here who knows how to do things!
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And I don't need anyone's help!
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Theodore, come on. Come over
here and help a little, huh?
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No, but Teddy's
really good at that stuff.
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[Teddy]
Come on, dance with me.
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I don't know what's
going on around here, OK?
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But I plan to get to the bottom of this
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just as soon as I find Simon,
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so he can get to the bottom of it for me.
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Let's see. Where is his number?
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Hey! Why isn't it in my phone?
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Alvin, sometimes our imaginary
friends, like Simon, leave us.
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It… it means
we don't need them as much.
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He's not my imaginary friend, Theodore!
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He's my brother,
sometimes annoying brother,
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and your brother too!
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OK? I mean, don't you remember?
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No. No, I don't.
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[gasps] Where's his bed?
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Where are his clothes? Theodore,
something terrible has happened!
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Do you think my mind is so powerful
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that it actually washed Simon
out of existence?
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Uh, Alvin. I-- I don't know
what you're talking about.
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-[Miss Croner] Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
-Oh, thank goodness!
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Miss Croner!
She'll remember who Simon is!
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What do you want?
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Oh, Miss Croner!
I know this is gonna sound funny,
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but, uh, do you remember Simon?
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What a ridiculous question!
Of course I know Simon!
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Oh, thank you!
Oh, that's such great news!
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Have you seen him?
Do you know where he is?
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Of course I know where Simon is.
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-Well, where is he?
-I shipped him off to Europe a month ago.
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My cousin fancied him.
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So we snuck him in her bag
and they set for sea!
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Hello? Hello?
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Does Dave know?
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I don't see
how it's any of his business!
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-Miaow.
-Oh, look!
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-There's Simon's brother.
-Wait. Simon's a cat?
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Of course he's a cat!
What else would he be?
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[gasps] The Chipettes!
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Guys! Guys!
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OK, OK, I know this is
gonna sound ridiculous,
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but, um, you guys know Simon, right?
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-Simon? Of course!
-Oh, thank goodness.
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Because no one else seems to.
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-So, do you know where he is?
-Hmm.
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Last I heard, he was, um…
shipped off to Europe.
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You're talking about
Miss Croner’s cat, right?
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No! No! I'm talking
about my brother Simon!
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Come on! You know, he lives next door,
wears kind of nerdy glasses,
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goes to our school,
plays in our band. That Simon!
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Know what I'm talking about?
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Yes! Of course we know.
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Thank you!
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You have an imaginary brother
named Simon.
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Who, uh, goes to school with you.
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Yeah. And he, uh,
he plays in a band with you,
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called the, uh, what was it?
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-The… The Chipmunks.
-He's not imaginary!
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Alvin, you don't go to school.
You flunked out.
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And, um, well,
you're not in a band.
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Can't have a band
with just two chipmunks.
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You need at least three.
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Voices are too thin for just two.
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-[Brittany] You see, we're in a band.
-'Cause we have three. See?
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One, two, three.
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♪ One, two, three ♪
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♪ That's a band ♪
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[giggles] Sounds good, right?
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-'Cause we have three.
-Yeah. See?
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-You can't do it with two.
-I have three!
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-Yes, yes, of course you do.
-Alvin, Simon, Theodore!
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OK, calm down now.
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Brittany, call the doctor.
Tell him to bring the straitjacket.
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-You think I'm crazy?
-No.
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No one said you were crazy.
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Tell him to bring
anti-crazy pills.
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-I'm not crazy!
-Extra strength.
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No!
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I need to talk to Simon.
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OK, tell me about
this imaginary brother of yours.
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He was my sensei,
my better half, my mentor,
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my friend, my co-conspirator.
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He was the yin to my yang,
the peanut butter to my jelly.
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[music plays]
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♪ Everybody knowshow the story goes ♪
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♪ You don't know what you've gotuntil you give it away ♪
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♪ I've been missing you ♪
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♪ Don't know what to do ♪
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♪ Everything is wrongwhen you're gone ♪
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♪ I want to see youwhen you wake ♪
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♪ I don't want to hesitate ♪
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♪ Don't believe a word they say ♪
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♪ It doesn't matter anyway ♪
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I miss him so much.
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What's going on?
Who do you miss?
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Oh, Simon! Simon!
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My mind is so powerful
that it willed you back into existence!
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Oh, it's a miracle!
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Theodore, this is the Simon
I was telling you about!
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[giggles]
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OK. Hold on.
What's going on here?
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Well, since you said you didn't
want Simon in your life,
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I thought we'd let you see
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what it would really be like without him.
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-Oh, you did, did you?
-Yeah.
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Uh-huh.
And the Chipettes were in on it?
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-Yup.
-Uh-huh. And Miss Croner?
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No. Miss Croner wasn't in on it.
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Uh, what are you talking about?
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Never-- never mind.
Simon, I'm so sorry.
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I didn't mean what I said.
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Oh, my world would be
way worse without you in it.
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-I'm so-- I'm so sorry.
-Alvin, it's OK.
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We all say things we don't mean.
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[Alvin] Oh, oh, finally decided
to show up, huh?
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-Where were you all day?
-Simon and I
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went to pick up tickets
to Thunder Waves.
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He told me
how much you wanted to go.
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Felt guilty snitching on me, right?
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-I didn't snitch.
-Snitch about what?
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-Leaving my golf club outside?
-Did you tell him I did that?
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-No, I didn't.
-Wait. What didn't you tell me?
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I can't believe you snitched on me!
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Alvin!
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[panting]
Guys, did you guys hear the gossip
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-in the girl's bathroom?
-No.
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Ugh! They're trying to decide
who's the cutest Chipmunk.
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-Oh, no!
-If Alvin finds out about this,
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-he's gonna go crazy!
-Who's crazy?
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Aaah! Uh… Hi, Alvin.
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We were just talking about
that old crazy guy.
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-Right, Eleanor?
-Yeah… yeah, yeah. Um…
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You remember
that old crazy guy from the sea.
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He was, like,
"Ah, get those ghosts off of me!
243
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I don't believe in curses!"
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-Who's this?
-Oh, you know, that old…
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-Crazy guy.
-From, uh, the-- the sea,
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who was, you know, going crazy!
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OK… Sorry I asked.
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[Amber] I mean,
I don't even know how this started.
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Yes, you do. You totally started this.
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Oh, right. I forgot. I mean,
I don't know which one is cuter.
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I like how Theodore acts
like he never knows what's going on.
252
00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,480
Huh? What's going on?
253
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Yeah, OK. Look over here.
Boys, hello?
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OK, look me in the face.
OK, now turn your heads.
255
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,080
OK, well, Simon automatically loses.
256
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,880
Oh, no! Simon, you're out!
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00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,840
Wait. What's the game?
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Well, some girls are debating
who's the cutest Chipmunk.
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Cutest? Do you mean, like,
"Who's that cute child?"
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or… or, "Ooh! He is cute!"
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Just like, I don't know, cute.
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-I'm going with Theodore.
-OK, then, me too.
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[groan]
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-Yes!
-OK, wait, guys. This is crazy.
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I'm the cutest. Come on!
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You know, that's, like, who I am.
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Theodore, you're the baby.
Simon, you're the nerd.
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And, well, I'm the cute one!
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-[Simon] Oh, gee, thanks.
-[Theodore] Yeah,
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I'd rather be the cute one,
and you can be the baby.
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[Miss Smith] OK, that's enough talking.
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It's time for the video announcement,
so listen up!
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Or don't. I don't care.
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The question we've been asking is,
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"Are freshmen getting shorter?"
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OK, Theodore, stay… stay still.
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Here we go. There we go.
OK. Now!
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Just read from the cue cards
in three, two, one, and… go!
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Hello, I'm Theodore,and while some of you may think I'm cute,
280
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it's really just becauseI act like a baby.
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I am better known for overeating?
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Hey! What is this?
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Ugh! Theodore!
Why'd you stop?
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That was perfect!
285
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:44,560
Ugh! I stopped because you're
making me sound like an idiot!
286
00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:48,240
No. I meant overeating baby
in a cool, hip, kind of way.
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I was saying you weren't cute
'cause you're cooler than that.
288
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:55,560
Oh! OK. It sounded
like it was a bad thing.
289
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,120
No. You know, would you just
get back to the cue cards?
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This year, my biggest accomplishment
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was not pooping myself!
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What?
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00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,000
Wait a sec! I'm not doing this!
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Theodore, wait!
OK, fine, you know, no rush.
295
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I'll film Simon while you consider it.
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Alvin, I'm not participating
in some pointless poll.
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It's superficial and,
quite frankly, upsetting.
298
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That's exactly my point!
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You don't care,
because it's superficial and pointless.
300
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But I care! I care so much!
301
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I need your help, Simon! Please!
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No!
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Oh, oh, hello. I'm Simon.
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[Kevin]
The girls' volleyball team had a game
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against San Marcoshigh school and won.
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[Cheesy] Thanks, Kevin.I'm down here in the cafeteria,
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-where we have a---Can I help you?
308
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:53,360
Yeah, I'm trying to figure outwhat you put in this pudding.
309
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Because there's no waythis is a banana.
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Hello, everyone.My name is Alvin Seville.
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Recently, I heardthere's been a little confusion
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as to which of us Seville boysis the cutest.
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-Oh, no!
-Now, I'll admit,
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sometimes it's hardto tell the three of us apart,
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but I hope that this videocan help clarify things.
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People describe meas a babe magnet. I'm cool.
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Now, those aren't my words,those are what other people say.
318
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Anyway, in the interest of totalcandour and transparency,
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let's go to Simon for his video.
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Hey, hey, I'm Simon.The nerdy one.
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[snorts] I like to think and,
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you know, you know,do science, cause I'm boring.
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What?
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00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,120
Now let's meet my baby brother,Theodore.
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Hi, I'm Theodore.
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Uh-oh! Where's my wob wob?
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I need my wob wob!
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[laughter]
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I don't even know
what a wob wob is!
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[Principal Meadows]
Alvin, come with me.
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You made Simon and Theodore
look really stupid, Alvin.
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00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,480
-Well, I was just trying--
-I know.
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00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,160
But it made things worse for you.
334
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,760
What? How?
335
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,320
Because now, instead
of just talking about it,
336
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,600
they're voting on the bathroom wall.
337
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:04,920
They're putting tally marks
338
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,040
under which Chipmunk's the cutest.
339
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,240
-Wait. They're voting?
-Yeah.
340
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,120
-Who-- who's winning?
-Theodore,
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00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,880
even though people think
he still needs his wob wob.
342
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,240
-Then me?
-Nope, then Simon.
343
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,560
What? I gotta do something!
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♪ Have you heardall the rumours? ♪
345
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,520
♪ People sure liketo talk about me ♪
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00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:30,000
♪ I think that makes me cooler ♪
347
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,720
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
348
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,600
♪ I got 'em whisperingall down the hallway ♪
349
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,600
♪ Mr Popular forever and always ♪
350
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,920
♪ Have you heardall the rumours? ♪
351
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,440
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
352
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,320
♪ Who careswhat they say about me? ♪
353
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,920
♪ This schoolwouldn't be cool without me ♪
354
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,560
♪ Who careswhat they say about me? ♪
355
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,960
♪ This schoolwouldn't be cool without me ♪
356
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,400
♪ I'm on everybody's mind ♪
357
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♪ They talk about me all the time ♪
358
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,160
♪ And I don't know why,but I can't help it ♪
359
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♪ That I'm so popular ♪
360
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:12,920
♪ I'm the coolestand everybody knows it ♪
361
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:17,599
♪ I'm so popular ♪
362
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,119
Hey, Vanessa,
check this out, OK?
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00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,280
I am cool and cute!
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00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,440
Hey, Alvin. Whatcha…
whatcha doing over here, buddy?
365
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,480
I have no idea. You know,
I was hoping that if I say,
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00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:31,000
"I'm the cutest!"
you know, enough times,
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00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,120
-people will believe it.
-Yeah.
368
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,560
I… I don't think that will help.
369
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,280
Well, then, what will?
I'm desperate!
370
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,440
[chatting]
371
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,080
[Jeanette] Hello, excuse me.
372
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,040
If I could please
have everyone's attention.
373
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:48,320
[Eleanor] Hey, ladies!
Mouths closed and eyes up here!
374
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,600
If you want your coupon
to Sugar and Spice,
375
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,520
then you gotta participate.
376
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:57,000
OK, so, um, we have a series
of questions we're gonna ask you
377
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,200
and we need your honest response.
378
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,520
Wait. Uh, Cheesy? I'm sorry.
379
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,560
We're conducting an interview
for the girls of the school.
380
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:08,480
Yeah, no, I know.
I've got two cousins who are girls,
381
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,080
so, you know…
I mean, one's a girl.
382
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,480
So, what is this?
Is this Gouda?
383
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,000
[Jeanette] Uh, well…
384
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:18,080
Why doesn't everyone
have a seat and we'll start?
385
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:21,480
Eleanor, can you close the door?
386
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,360
[falsetto voice]
Oh, sorry, sorry, I'm running late.
387
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,600
[Eleanor] No. Nope. Absolutely not!
388
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,560
Eleanor, it's me, Alvin.
389
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,960
Oh, really? It's Alvin?
Yeah, I got that!
390
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,680
Well, I'm here undercover
391
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,000
to make sure you ask the right questions.
392
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,880
Alvin, please leave.
This is so awkward.
393
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,440
[falsetto voice]
Hello, hello, excuse me.
394
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,240
The name is Chantrelle Boureguard,
395
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,360
and I can't wait
for the random survey.
396
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,760
OK. Uh, hi. Uh, anyway…
397
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:50,200
So, as some of you may know,
there's a poll going around
398
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,560
asking which Chipmunk
is the cutest, and --
399
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,280
[falsetto voice]
Well, Alvin, obviously. Right?
400
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:58,280
Everyone's thinking it.
I just thought I'd say it out loud.
401
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:00,440
Well, not everyone, Chantrelle.
OK?
402
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,160
And we're here to find out why.
403
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,720
[falsetto voice]
Really? Well, hard to believe.
404
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,560
[Eleanor] Well, let's ask the group,
'cause, you know,
405
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,320
that's what we're here to do.
406
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,360
So, who here thinks
Alvin's the cutest Chipmunk?
407
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,000
[usual voice] What?
[falsetto voice] I mean, what?
408
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,920
-Stop talking, Chantrelle.
-[Jeanette] So, why is that?
409
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:21,320
So, he's, like, always saying
how he's, like, a babe magnet
410
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,400
and it's, like, hello,
if you're a babe magnet,
411
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,840
you don't have to say it.
412
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:26,840
[Cheesy]
Yeah, or like,
413
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,760
how he's always, like,
"No, Cheesy,
414
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,440
don't eat the whole chip bag!"
415
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,960
Yeah, it's like, I don't
tell him how to eat his food!
416
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,920
Cheesy,
you don't think Alvin's cute
417
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,120
'cause he tells you
how to open a bag of chips?
418
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:40,920
Yeah, and some other stuff.
But, yeah, that's the main one.
419
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,040
That's the dumbest thing
I ever heard of!
420
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,840
Um, also, are we going
to pretend that this isn't Alvin?
421
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,040
Wait, then who's Chantrelle?
422
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,960
Let's try and focus here!
423
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,760
I just want to get through this survey!
424
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,040
Fine! All right.
We're done here, Eleanor.
425
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,760
And survey says everyone's a fool!
426
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,440
[Eleanor] Hey, Alvin.
How… how's it going?
427
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:10,440
-You feeling OK?
-I getting tiwed.
428
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:11,760
[Eleanor] OK…
429
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,160
Oh, oh. Is the baby thing not working?
Here.
430
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,800
How about my nerd outfit?
431
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,120
No! Stop!
432
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,200
Please.
433
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,000
OK, OK, I can be, you know,
more of a jock.
434
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,240
Hold on, hold on just a sec.
I'll get my helmet!
435
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,680
I'll be right there!
436
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,880
Ugh! We gotta do
something about this.
437
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,040
Yeah, we do.
438
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:10,400
-[Brittany] Alvin, you won the poll.
-What?
439
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,440
[Jeanette] And, uh, you know,
better not tell the others.
440
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:17,960
Of course. Of course.
441
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:19,800
Ah, what a relief.
442
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,960
Hey, ladies. How's it going?
443
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,160
-Hey, Alvin!
-Hi!
444
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,160
Oh, yeah! Back to normal.
445
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,720
[Brittany] That was great!
446
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:30,720
I owe you!
447
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,000
Did you pay the girls
to be nice to Alvin?
448
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:36,520
Yeah. And to never bring up
who's the cutest ever again!
449
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,440
It was so worth it!
450
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,800
-Alvin, hi!
-Hey, Alvin!
451
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,520
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
452
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,680
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
453
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,920
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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