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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪
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♪ It's been a while,but we're back with style ♪
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♪ So get set to have some fun ♪
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♪ We'll bring you actionand satisfaction ♪
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♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪
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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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[students chattering]
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Ooh. I love your shirt, Brittany.
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Well, thank you, Theodore.
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Brit! Get dressed
in the dark again this morning?
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Oh, come on. That's funny.
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[recorded laughs]
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It's my new app.
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Theodore, don't encourage him.
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Seriously, Brit. Who wears
a shirt with their face on it?
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Um, pretty sure you did.
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And for your information, Alvin,
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this was given to me by a fan.
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Can I help it if people adore me?
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She made those shirts herself, right?
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Yeah, she did.
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Guys. Guys, who watched
Alien Cat Invasion last night?
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Oh, I don't like that show.
All those--
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All those alien cats going
around licking themselves.
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It's just not right.
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Alvin, I'm warning you.
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Not a word. You're not going
to spoil another show for me!
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If you didn't want to hear spoilers,
you should've watched it.
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No one in school watches it
the night it comes out.
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It starts at 11:00 and ends at midnight!
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[recorded laughs]
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That's funny, right?
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Alvin, please! I love this show.
Don't ruin it for us!
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Come on.
I'm not gonna spoil it for you.
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I've heard that before.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Are you implying I spoil shows?
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This is a very common
psychological phenomenon.
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Well, actually that's not true.
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I just made it up right now.
But I call it "Spoiler-itis."
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The idea is that some people
just can't help
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but spoil shows and movies
for other people.
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Oh, you're right!
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That's so Alvin!
He totally has Spoiler-itis!
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I do not.
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Oh, Alvin, I'm afraid
I have to agree.
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You have, well,
a chronic case of Spoiler-itis.
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Fine. I just won't talk anymore.
How would you all like that?
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[recorded cheers]
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Oops. Sorry.
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I-- I don't know
what's wrong with this thing.
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You? Not talk?
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Right, as if that was even possible.
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Alvin, you couldn't stop talking
if your life depended on it.
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Oh, please. I can stop talking
whenever I want.
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Watch: "Hey, Brit, how--"
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See? Ha, ha, ha! Stopped myself.
It's a cinch.
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Come on, Alvin.
You couldn't go one day without talking.
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Okay. Well, you know what?
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You'll lose that bet.
You know why?
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Because I don't
even like talking that much.
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[recorded laughs]
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It-- it's like it's got a mind
of its own.
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Okay, Alvin, prove it.
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Starting tonight at midnight.
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No talking for 24 hours.
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Easy! What are the terms?
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Okay, okay. If we win…
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Let's see. If we win, oh, oh!
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You have to wear Brittany's shirt
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at school for one full day.
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Since that's not going to happen,
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what do I get when I win?
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What do you want?
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If I win, I want to…
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I want, oh, all of you
to carry me around school
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for the entire day chanting
Alvin Rules, Alvin Rules,
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while, um, oh, oh,
while feeding me with yummy bunnies!
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Is it a deal or not?
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Oh oh, deal!
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You do realize
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that the Alien Cat finale
is tonight, right?
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What? No!
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Too late. We already shook on it.
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Fine! Twenty-four hours
of no talking.
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Piece… of… See that?
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No talking.
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[owl hooting]
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Oh, no! Don't go down in the basement!
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They keep the kitty litter there!
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[cat angrily hissing on TV]
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Four minutes, come on.
Come on! Hurry up!
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[TV]
I know it could never work.
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Especially since…
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Well, you know… I'm a dog now.
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[dog howling]
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[cat meowing]
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[tension music]
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Oh, oh, oh!
I did not see that coming.
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I still got two minutes.
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Simon! Simon!
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You'll not believe what just
happened on the season finale!
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Marybelle wasn't married to Stark.
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She was actually working
with the cats as a double agent!
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Crazy, right?
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And then Henry and General Furball
are off to--
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Hold on! Hold on, Alvin.
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Sorry, sorry. I had the earplugs in.
Couldn't hear a thing.
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[alarm clock ringing]
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Oh darn. It's midnight.
You can't talk.
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[mysterious music]
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[Alvin] Alright, I'll admit it,this is killing me!
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I've got to tell someone!
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No! No! You can't tell anybody!
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Can you imaginehow humiliating it would be
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to have to wearthat stupid shirt all day?
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Wait! Wait a minute.
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Am I talking to myself?
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Oh, so this is whatit's like inside my own head.
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Hello! Anybody there? Hello?
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Echooo! Echooo! Echooo!
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Alright. Come on.
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You need to get to sleep.Stop thinking about it.
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Ah, there we go.
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It's easy to stop thinking about stuff.
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It's no different thanwhen Dexter hid in the basement--
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No! This is way harderthan I thought!
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I gotta talk to someone!
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And then, Felicity went up
to Stark and was like:
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"You're not taking my baby!
I'm in love with Henry!"
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But Stark wouldn't back down
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so that's when Felicity shot
her eye lasers.
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Is he talking?
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I repeat. Is he talking?
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Ho ho ho! He is singing like a canary.
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We've got him.
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Okay, let's move.
Move, move, move!
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[suspenseful music]
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[Eleanor] Ha ha! Gotcha, sucka!
You were talking!
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What? I wasn't talking!
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[mocking laugh]
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Alvin, Alvin…
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You see, what you didn't know
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was that Shirley here
was wearing a wire.
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[Alvin] Oh, perfect.
A cat ratting me out!
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Shirley, I trusted you!
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Oh Alvin, when will you learn?
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You can't trust a cat.
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Especially one…
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[deep voice]
…who is an alien!
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Ah! No! No! Nooo!
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Noooo!
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[gasping]
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Uh, it was just a dream.
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[alarm ringing]
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[Simon] Well, good morning, sunshine!
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How are we feeling today?
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Oooo, today is gonna be fantastic.
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School, come back home,
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and then tonight watch
the un-ruined season finale
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of Alien Cat Invasion!
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♪ I know you're trying hardTrying to hold it in ♪
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♪ You don't know where to stopJust how to begin ♪
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♪ But if you wanna knowhow to take it slow ♪
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♪ Just open up your mouthand start breathing in ♪
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♪ Holding back is hard to do ♪
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♪ Especially when you're you ♪
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♪ So hush hush ♪
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♪ You don't wanna keep itto yourself but you got to ♪
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♪ So hush hush ♪
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♪ You don't really knowwhen to stop but I'll stop you ♪
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♪ So hush hush don't rush ♪
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♪ Hush hush enough ♪
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♪ Holding back is hard to do ♪
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♪ Especially when you're you ♪
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♪ Don't hush hush ♪
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♪ You don't wanna keep itto yourself but you got to ♪
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♪ So you want to scream it outOr feel the need to shout ♪
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♪ If you're ever in doubtThen you might need to hush ♪
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[Dave] Alvin, Miss Smith tells me
that you failed your oral report.
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You wanna tell me about that?
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Why are you in a mime outfit?
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Alvin, Alvin, stop it.
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You see?
This, this is what I deal with.
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Okay, Alvin. Do you want me
to take away your TV privileges?
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Then explain what's going on!
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Is that a picture of me?
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Alvin, I wanna know
what's going on!
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[out of breath]
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Oh, look everyone, it's a mime!
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Did you lose your box somewhere?
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[recorded laughs]
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I-- I don't even get it,
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but it sounded like you were
trying to make a joke, right?
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So, Alvin, how was your day?
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[Alvin] You wanna know how my day was?
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Worst day ever!
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I-- I never realizedhow much I love talking!
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Let's watch the season finale
at our place!
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Oh, I can't wait.
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[Simon] I can't believe we'll sit down
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and watch the finale
of Alien Cat Invasion
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without any idea
about what's gonna happen.
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Oh, what a treat.
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[TV] And now, a special season finaleof Alien Cat Invasion.
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[cat meowing]
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[DVR voice] Recording erased.
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Have a nice day.
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Uh-oh…
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Theodore, what did you do?
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Well, uh, technically,
I didn't do it.
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My, uh… My butt did.
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Wait, girls, we can go
and watch it at your house, right?
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But, but we didn't record it!
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Because you said
we were gonna watch it here!
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Didn't you know that something
like this could happen?
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[Eleanor] Yes, of course!
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Because we assumed that Theodore
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would sit on the remote
and erase the show.
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See all the problems you cause?
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Oh, come on.
He does it all the time.
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Yeah. That's kinda true.
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To be honest,
my butt's not a huge sci-fi fan.
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I think it's more
of a romantic-comedy butt.
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How are we gonna see the finale?
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It won't be online for months!
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Oh, no. See, I can't go months
without knowing what happened.
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I-- I can't go another night!
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[suspenseful music]
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[gentle music]
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Wait! Alvin!
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Alvin! Alvin! Please!
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[Simon] Alvin! Alvin! Alright, you win!
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Just tell us what happened.
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[chanting]
ALVIN RULES. ALVIN RULES.
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This is so humiliating.
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Guys? Guys?
A little louder, huh?
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-[chanting] ALVIN RULES! ALVIN RULES!
-A little louder.
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ALVIN RULES!
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[Alvin]
Now, keep your hand steady!
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I know that!
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And keep your eye on the target.
Become one with the target.
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I know that.
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[Alvin] And now, for the third
and most important bit of advice:
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imagine seeing everything in slow motion!
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I know, Alvin!
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Okay, Mister Know-it-all,
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if you know everything,
why do you need my help?
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I don't! That's what
I've been trying to tell you!
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[Chipettes and Simon]
Yeah!
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Yeah, I think that pretty much
says how useful you are…
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Like, not. At all.
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[bored]
Here you go. Congratulations.
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00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:50,280
Be sure to come back.
Enjoy the Funville Fair.
256
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,520
Wow! Thanks!
257
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,640
I'm going to name him…
258
00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,480
uh, uh… Henry!
259
00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,360
[Theodore] "…and Mr.& Mrs. Sardine
260
00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:02,600
and all the little sardines
261
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,960
snuggled together
in their comfy metal can
262
00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:08,160
and said 'Good night'."
263
00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,080
The end.
264
00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,240
[kiss]
Good night.
265
00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,440
Oh, this is--
this is embarrassing.
266
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:18,360
Theodore thinks his fish
can understand his story!
267
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:22,280
[Simon] Alvin, it would be a good idea
if you said good night to Henry.
268
00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,080
Don't you think so, Theodore?
269
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,120
Oh, Henry would love that, Alvin.
270
00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:27,200
Fine.
271
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:28,960
Alright, good night, Henry.
272
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,400
See, that wasn't so hard.
273
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,840
You too, Simon.
274
00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:35,600
Yeah, Simon. Come on,
say good night to Henry.
275
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:38,400
And don't forget to tell him
how much you love him.
276
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,240
Right. Good-- good night, Henry.
I-- I love you.
277
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,120
See, Henry? Everybody loves you.
278
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,120
Ah…
279
00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:53,720
Ah!
280
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,440
Simon, Simon!
281
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:56,800
[whispering]
Wake up.
282
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,680
Whatever it is this time, Alvin--
283
00:12:58,760 --> 00:12:59,960
Just look.
284
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,520
[dramatic music]
285
00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:04,480
Oh!
286
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,000
Oh, we cannot let Theodore see this.
287
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,640
He won't be able to handle it.
288
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,840
You're-- you're right!
He-- he won't.
289
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:14,040
But there's nothing I can do.
290
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,320
Couldn't you give him mouth-to-mouth?
291
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:19,120
Alright. Have you got a better idea?
292
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,160
I'm afraid there's nothing--
293
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:24,760
Wait! Wait a minute!
I could try electroshock.
294
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,160
You know, with the right amp/watt ratio,
295
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,360
it just might work.
296
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:29,840
Oh, great idea!
297
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,320
Okay…
298
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:37,680
So, the fish has
a body mass index of .002,
299
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,840
which correlates to 20 amps.
300
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,320
Now, calculating
the wattage to roughly--
301
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,040
Simon, pick up the pace!
302
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,640
By the time you get this going,
303
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,280
he'll already be reincarnated
as a hamster!
304
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:52,040
Alright, well, this current
should jump start Henry's heart.
305
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,640
-Wait!
-What?
306
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:56,960
Well, you know, this is exactly
what Dr. Frankenstein did!
307
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,960
You know, with lightning and everything?
308
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:03,440
I mean, he created a monster!
What if we do that here?
309
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:05,920
Now that the science-fiction story hour
is finished,
310
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,800
will you please stand back?
311
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,560
Alright… 1, 2--
312
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,800
-Wait!
-What is it now?
313
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,160
What if you… cook him or something?
314
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,680
Yeah, he'll still be dead,
so stand back.
315
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,560
[electric crackling]
316
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,080
[metal clinking]
317
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,520
W-- Where did he go?
318
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,560
There he is!
319
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,640
Did… did it work?
320
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,920
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today
321
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,640
not just to say goodbye,
322
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,960
but to celebrate the life
of our dear Henry.
323
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:53,640
We only knew him for two hours,
Simon. Aren't we overdoing it?
324
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,600
Fine! What would you say?
325
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,240
Well, you know, I'd say…
326
00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:00,080
"Although we hardly knew ye",
you know,
327
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,120
"all drains lead to the ocean, Henry.
328
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,200
So, so you're going home, pal."
329
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,400
[flush]
330
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,880
[knocks on the door]
331
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,680
[Theodore] Hey guys,
what are you doing in there?
332
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:14,600
Oh, uh, what, us?
Oh, you know, we're just, um…
333
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,840
b-- b-- brushing our teeth!
[brushing]
334
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:19,440
[Theodore]
Have you seen Henry? He's gone!
335
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:20,880
Go on, say something!
336
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,760
Oh, oh, that, oh, well, yes, uh,
well, that was because,
337
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,920
we were, we said,
we should probably clean, clean,
338
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,520
you know, clean his bowl!
339
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,520
His water was, was really dirty,
Theodore!
340
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,120
I mean, it's gonna take hours,
341
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,240
but we are taking good care
of him, don't you worry!
342
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,960
[whispering]
He's not gonna fall for that.
343
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,400
[whispering] Sure he is.
We're talking about Theodore.
344
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:44,920
Okay, guys, thanks!
I'll go see the Chipettes.
345
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,640
I can smell pancakes.
346
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,200
[chuckles]
Like I said.
347
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,000
Okay, so now, what do we do?
348
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,600
I go fishing,
349
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,440
and you get the Chipettes
to distract Theodore.
350
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,120
[bored] Welcome to the Funville Fair.
Try your luck.
351
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,360
Five darts for the price of three.
352
00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:02,720
Yes, I'd like to buy a goldfish.
How much are they?
353
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,640
They are not for sale.
354
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,280
Oh, well, you'll wanna make
an exception, alright?
355
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,760
Look, I need to buy one of those
fishes for my younger brother.
356
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:15,240
He's very sensitive and if
I don't get him a new goldfish,
357
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,600
he'll be really, you know,
really sad, okay?
358
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:20,880
And that's gonna be on you.
So, how much is a goldfish?
359
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,960
If you want a fish,
you gotta play for one.
360
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,760
♪ It's not what you thoughtnot going your way ♪
361
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,600
♪ I'm here in a flash to make it okay ♪
362
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,400
♪ Just leave it all to me ♪
363
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,840
♪ You'll get what you need ♪
364
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,000
♪ So what if the rulesare off in this game ♪
365
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,320
♪ I'm telling youthat won't stand in my way ♪
366
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,280
♪ Not here to play alone ♪
367
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,120
♪ I will take it steadyin the storm I will keep
368
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,520
♪ Pushing forward until you see ♪
369
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,400
♪ I oh I ♪
370
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,280
♪ Will never let you down ♪
371
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,880
♪ I'll never let you down ♪
372
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,240
♪ So someone tell me why ♪
373
00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:59,440
♪ Oh why ♪
374
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,800
♪ Would you think otherwise ♪
375
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,800
♪ Look into my eyes ♪
376
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,240
♪ Someone tell me why ♪
377
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,200
♪ Oh why ♪
378
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,280
♪ Would you think otherwise ♪
379
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,880
♪ Look into my eyes ♪
380
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,760
♪ And then you will know ♪
381
00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:17,359
♪ Ah oh ah oh ah oh ♪
382
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,839
♪ You will know ah oh ah oh ♪
383
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,880
♪ Look at me and you will know ♪
384
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,760
♪ You will knowthat I would never let you down ♪
385
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,160
[laughing]
Yes, yes! I did it!
386
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,080
[man] Here you go. Congratulations.
387
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,280
Wait! Hold--
388
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,680
Where's the fish I want?
389
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,200
I don't have anymore.
390
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:35,960
I gave the last one away earlier.
391
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,200
[sigh]
392
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,760
Hey, don't forget your elk.
393
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:41,840
-[pain grunt]
-Have a good day.
394
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:43,680
[struggling]
395
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,880
You miserable… There, there!
396
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,800
Hey, Simon,
look what I won for Theodore!
397
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,960
Great, Alvin.
Um, let's just put it in the fish bowl
398
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,480
and see if he notices.
399
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:55,480
[doorbell rings]
400
00:17:58,440 --> 00:17:59,880
Wow! Where did you get that?
401
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,400
How did you do it?
402
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:05,360
Uh… well, I, um,
went to the… pet store?
403
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:06,520
Right.
404
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,720
[Theodore] Hey, guys.
405
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,240
[gasp] Henry!
406
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,480
[Alvin] Yup, yup, just like
we promised, Theodore.
407
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,760
A nice sparkling
clean bowl, right?
408
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,680
Nothing but the best for Henry.
409
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:20,720
Henry looks…
410
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,520
…really happy!
411
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,280
Oh, boy, boy is he.
[laugh]
412
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,240
Oh, see, see,
look, he's smiling.
413
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:30,640
I think he'd like
some fresh air and sunshine.
414
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,440
-Henry, would you like that?
-[bubbles]
415
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:34,680
Okay, let's go!
416
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,800
[peaceful music]
417
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,600
He looks really happy.
418
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,640
I don't think he suspects a thing.
419
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,840
So how come I feel so guilty?
420
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,560
Yeah, yeah, me too.
[sigh]
421
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,520
[Theodore] Say hi to Henry.
422
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,680
[rumbling]
423
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:54,960
[gasp]
424
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,360
Simon, Simon!
425
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:01,760
Do you hear that?
That-- weird splashing sound?
426
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:02,760
Wh-- what?
427
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:06,440
[suspenseful music]
428
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,840
[rumbling]
429
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,920
We flushed Henry down that toilet!
430
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,800
So?
431
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,520
Well, what if, you know,
that experiment did something to him?
432
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,400
You know,
what if we created a Frankenfish?
433
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:22,520
That's what I was telling you.
You know, like a monster!
434
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,400
And now, poor old Henry is,
you know, all radiated,
435
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,280
and he's crawling back up
through the pipes
436
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,440
to get revenge!
437
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,800
Oh, that's absurd.
And I'll prove it.
438
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,520
See? I told you there was nothing.
439
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,400
[yawn]
440
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,160
Now let's just go back to bed.
441
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:43,600
[toilet flushing]
442
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,040
[suspenseful music]
443
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,560
[growling]
444
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,560
[panicked screams]
445
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,240
[Dave] Wha… wha…
446
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,520
Dave, Dave, get up!
447
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,440
There's a fish monster in the house!
448
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,720
Okay, guys… See?
No fish monster.
449
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,160
Must have been a nightmare.
450
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,840
[yawn]
I'm gonna go back to bed now.
451
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,080
Alvin, Alvin… it's wet.
452
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,360
[Alvin]
Uh, Simon… if there's a Frankenfish,
453
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,080
shouldn't we go the other way?
454
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:22,120
-Well, we have to make sure.
-No, we don't!
455
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,560
[growling]
456
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,400
[panicked screams]
457
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:29,720
-[Brittany] What's going on?
-Run! Run! Save yourselves!
458
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,560
[scream]
459
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,120
[pain yell]
460
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,600
Theodore?
461
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,440
So, you knew all along about Henry?
462
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,800
Yes, I, I did.
463
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,960
We just wanted to protect you.
464
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,640
We were wrong, Theodore.
We're so sorry.
465
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,560
[Alvin] Um, Theodore? Um…
466
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,320
If you hadn't overheard us,
467
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,040
would you have noticed
that Henry was different?
468
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,320
Yes, yes, I would have.
469
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,080
You're pretty sure
of yourself.
470
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,720
Yes, I am, because…
471
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,160
Because Henry was plastic, guys.
472
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,080
But it's great to have a real fish now.
473
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,000
And I named him
Henry the Second.
474
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,360
Thanks, guys!
475
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,280
[whispering]
Simon, do you really think
476
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,640
Henry was plastic?
477
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,800
Of course not, Alvin. But…
it's best to let him think that.
478
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,320
Dave, what are you doing?
479
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,200
Oh, the toilet's stopped up.
480
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,560
Nothing to worry about.
481
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,720
Simon, Simon, it's Henry.
I knew it!
482
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,600
He's trying to send us a message!
483
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,040
And what would that be?
484
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,640
Well, like: "You can
flush me down the toilet,
485
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,680
but I will come back to get you!"
486
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:39,520
[Dave] Guys! Who flushed
a plastic fish down the toilet?
487
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,400
[together]
Oops…
488
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,520
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
489
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,680
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
490
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,920
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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