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NARRATOR:
Previously on My Mum Your Dad...

Let's go!
..a bunch of single parents

were taken to a magnificent retreat

by their kids to find love.

They've been secretly watching
their every move...

Can't believe I'm spying on Dad.
Unreal.

..and pulling the strings.

Give each other a peck.

They've gone to hell and back...

It's all for Mum.
Oh, my God!

..to give their parents
the best chance at love.

I'm shaking, eh?

And it's those same kids who have
proven they love the most

who will make the ultimate decision
at a special blessings ceremony.

If your parents make

a special connection,
you decide if this

can or can't work in the real world.

What if I say yes
and then it doesn't work out?

But what if I say no
and it was meant to be?

There's a lot on the line.

It's a dealbreaker.

When we last left
our little lovebirds,

Mel was finally opening herself up
to a connection with Tim...

Mel's a beautiful woman.
We've sort of clicked.

..and Heath was head over heels
with Michelle.

You lifted the room up
when you walked in.

Oh.

KIDS: Aw!

But when single dad Neil
sauntered onto the scene...

We have company!

Another little love triangle
in the house now.

..Heath's insecurities
came rushing to the surface.

I don't want to be seen as this

puppy dog that's following her
around this place.

Then...

Tell me about it, stud.

..an 80s party brought with it

a special surprise.
The dating consultants have crowned

Shane and Kristy
prom king and queen. Tomorrow,

you'll be heading out
on a special date.

(CHEERING)

Yes, romance
was definitely in the air.

Do you reckon your mum wants a kiss?

Yeah.

Aw, they're so close.

Come on, Dad!

(EPIC MUSIC BUILDS)

(KIDS GASP)

Look at my mother
and Haydn's father.

I don't know if I can watch,
but I love watching!

(GASPS) Kiss!

Heathy boy, come on, my bruv!

Come on!
Come on, my bruv!

Michelle has
the most beautiful blue eyes

that I've ever looked into.

Oh, they're so close!

I think they both want it.

It's nice for you to just stare into
each other's eyes,

and that's the only way
you're going to realise

that the heart pounds
for someone.

(KIDS GASP)

That was a rejection!
It was a rejection, wasn't it?

What's she saying?

Everyone's here to find love.

To put myself out there

is a challenge.

It's really genuine emotions.

I'm very attracted to Michelle,

but at that moment, it was awkward
and uncomfortable.

It was tough watching Dad trying to
start to shoot his shot

with Michelle.
It is worrying to watch.

I just want the best for him,

and that's why it makes it so hard.

So heartbreaking to see that.

You've gotta wait for that right...
I don't move that quickly.

I've learned my lesson.
(LAUGHS)

Never move quickly.
Are you joking?

I don't. I don't move quickly.

I'm trying things differently
this time.

I have a habit of being a bit too
spontaneous, and I rush in,

and it hasn't gotten me anywhere.

There was definitely
something there with Heath.

This time I'm gonna do it properly.

Make sure you get everyone in.

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERING)

(UPLIFTING MUSIC)

Oh, new message!

(PLAYFUL MUSIC)

Oh, OK. Alright. OK.

If you desire an opportunity
to get to know each other better,

the privacy suite is open.

(NOISES OF INTRIGUE)

Although the name suggests privacy,

here's a sneak peek - the retreat's
version of a honeymoon suite.

A romantic boudoir

for our blossoming lovebirds

to get to know each other
a little better.

Decide amongst yourselves
who deserves some alone time.

The room is cosy,
so only one couple allowed.

I think the king and queen

should either accept it,

or pass the honour
onto someone else.

Pass the parcel.
It's your call.

Do you guys want to have
a chat about, like...

What's the queen want to do?

They're taking it.
Yeah, they'll probably take it.

We won't be greedy.
Yeah, we've had our night.

We've had our night.
We've got a date tomorrow

that we've already won.

You don't want to use that
for yourself?

No, look, I'll kiss her
in front of everyone.

That doesn't matter for me.
We're the king and queen.

We've had our first kiss.
That's enough for us today.

So, is there anyone
that wants to go?

(UPLIFTING MUSIC)

Petula? You good?

Oh, they're going on it!
They're going!

(CHEERING)

(HOPEFUL MUSIC)

Getting one-on-one time
in the privacy suite

is of the highest importance to me.

We haven't kissed as yet, and I'm
wanting tonight to be the night.

See ya.
See ya,

wouldn't wanna be ya.
(LAUGHS)

I'm gonna need another beer
after this. (BLEEP).

Oh, my God.

(TENDER MUSIC)

So the next step

for Petula and I is obviously
the chance to be romantic.

After you.
Thank you.

Whoa!
Whoa!

Hey!
Look at this!

I bags this side. (LAUGHS)

Is it a queen or a double or...
I don't know.

I'm a big boy.

(LAUGHS)
I'm a tall boy.

(LAUGHTER)

Cheers.
Cheers.

Cheers to doing things differently.

Yeah, having fun.

And pushing the boundaries.
That's right.

And this for me is...

It's not uncomfortable, because
we've got a really good vibe.

I know where we're at.
Yeah, yeah.

I'm comfortable to have a...

You know, to share the space.

You know, I'd like to think that
I have a pretty good take on things.

I'm an open book.

I'm really much - you ask me
a question, I'll answer it,

whether it's work, whether it's
personal, whether it's dad...

And I trust you,
which is unusual for me.

You know, what you see
is what you get.

There's not extreme highs
and there's not extreme lows.

So, you know, the more time that we
spend together

and talk about
this kind of stuff, it's...

Nah, it's good.
It's good.

How's my port?

That was a really strong mouthful.

(CHUCKLES)
It's been

quite a few months since I slept
with someone and been with someone,

and if I kiss a girl, you know,
it means I really like her. So,

I really like Petula, and I want to
do it at the right time.

(SIGHS)

Better than the singles?
It's better than the singles.

How is that for you?
Well this is quite comfy.

Yep. Shall we do this?

(LAUGHS)

I feel like we're seeing
such a different side to your dad.

Yeah. This is him.
This is his true side, you know?

(WARM MUSIC)
It's quite surprising

how deep their connection
already seems to be.

They've dropped
that awkwardness

that happens at the start
of a relationship, you know.

It was quite nice to see them both
comfortable to show affection.

(GRUNTS)

(SULTRY MUSIC)
Oh, my God.

(LAUGHS)
I like you. You're fun.

(CHEERING)

What is this?
New message.

New message.

It's time for bed, kids.

Petula and Darren
need their privacy.

Fair enough.

Happily ever after.

What a night.

As the surveillance screens
shut down for the night...

# Love is in the air

# Do-do-do, do-do-do. #

..prom king Shane makes
a royal visit to his prom queen

in the bathroom
via her dressing chambers.

Apparently it's something to do with
the crown jewels.

Where's Miss Kristy?

Oh, yeah.

Hey?

Are you decent?

(SULTRY MUSIC)

# Oh-oh, oh-oh, let's go

Oh, is that the time?

What morning glory!

# Into the unknown. #

Thank you.

I heard it. It was going off.

I know. I could hear it.

Shane, who had never stepped foot
into our bedroom

because he's such a gentlemen
just popped in to say goodnight,

and just gave me
a really good kiss goodnight.

Extra good kiss goodnight.

Morning.
Oh, good morning.

How are you?
Good.

I had to rub me...

Beard, for lipstick.

I can say 100 percent it was a night
I didn't want to end.

It was so good
in so many different ways.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

# Everybody wants to fall in love

# Everybody wants to fall. #

Now, behind the retreat
in the privacy suite -

oh, that rhymes - I wonder if
Darren and Petula had a good time?

Who wrote that line?

Nice shower, hey?

Yeah, great shower.
It's just nice and hot.

This is really not the first thing
I want to see waking up.

It was, yeah, it was really good.

We didn't kiss, but that's OK,
because we connected

in other ways, and I know when we
do kiss, it's going to be amazing.

Tell you what, I'd do this again,

100 percent.
Yeah.

Aw. That was so sweet.
That was wholesome.

It is really cute.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! What happened?

Sit down and tell us. Sit down.

Oh, my lord. How are you? You've got
a nice smile on your face.

It was really good.

The shower was just nice.
We just chatted.

You had nice cuddles?

Yeah, it was just -
the whole thing was lovely.

Did you both have a shower together,
or the bath bomb?

You know what?
I'm not kissing and telling.

Oh, my God. Are you joking me?

Everything is just lovely.

I like that.

I'm here for Mum to find
that one person that makes

her smile, makes her laugh.

With Darren, it's a real smile.

She's genuinely smiling,

and it makes me more than happy
to see that.

Aw, I'm so happy for you!

SAM: I love how everyone
is so happy.

Like, as soon as they walk in,
they're just so excited for them.

It's so cute.
Excited

to see more.
Oh, yeah.

The kids will be glued
to the screens more than usual,

because just days from now
in a special ceremony, they will

decide if their parents' unions can
or can't work in the outside world.

A kind of 'speak now or forever
hold your peace' moment.

Aye-aye-aye.
Aye caramba.

So every interaction is being
heavily scrutinised for clues.

SHANE: I didn't...

I didn't trust myself
to go up to there, so...

Didn't you?
I thought...

Did you not trust yourself

or did you not trust Kristy?
(LAUGHTER)

A combination.
A combination.

(LAUGHTER)

I wouldn't trust Mum either!

The decision
to take the room last night

was something that we spoke about,
Petula and I spoke about,

and we were like, you know what?

We're both respectful
of each other, so...

No, it was good.
The more time we get away

to talk to each other,
the more I like her.

I'm a 'tick the box' sort of guy.

I've sort of taken away
those tick boxes.

Thank goodness.
Far out. It's about time.

I feel extremely proud of where
he's come over this experience.

On the outside,
I would have kept walking,

we wouldn't have connected.
But in here,

we connect.
Yeah, big time.

The only negative for me
is where she lives.

The only sticking point for Petula
and I is really the distance.

A nine-hour trip there
and a nine-hour trip back.

It doesn't eat up a weekend,
it eats up a whole week.

So that's a huge
sticking point for me.

You know, 1700km from Perth.

That's a fair thing to think about.

I don't want Mum to get hurt.

Could this work?
I'm not too sure.

If a parent were to move,
which one would do it?

My dad wouldn't move.
I mean it's not something

that you could ignore
for too much longer.

There's so much at stake here
with this blessing ceremony.

With my dad's forever love,
I guess the long distance thing

can't be ignored, and I think it
really boils down the happiness

of our parents
and what's best for them.

This could be a make or break.

Coming up, the greatest love of all.

Sam means the world to me.

Your kids want you to be happy.
Powerful.

And when love...

So you date 40-year-olds?
And younger.

27-year-old.
..hurts.

I'm already out.
Plus,

one parent's shock decision.

I'm going by my gut feeling.

(GASPING)

There's only one thing
more exciting than new love,

and that's sharing
all the delicious details

with a friend.

(SIGHS)
Good morning.

I didn't sleep. I was sweating it,
because you were in one ear.

I could hear the heavy breathing.
Everything was going on, and the...

(LAUGHS)

It was so beautiful.

I think there's a lot more to him...

Yeah, well I definitely am
very happy.

(LAUGHS)

MILLI: With the blessing ceremony
approaching

at this point in time,
I'm 100 percent certain

that they would get my blessing.

So what do you think is gonna happen
in the outside world?

This'll be the thing that I'll now
do my head in about.

I think in the outside world,
he'd be exactly...

He'll be committed.
Yep.

He's a loving and caring person.

Yeah.
I think there's a lot more to him.

He's completely different
to my normal type, so,

that can only be a good thing.
It is a good thing.

All of us get used to
a certain package.

The opposite.
Just opposite attracts.

I think Shane's different
to other guys in the fact that

he's the sort of person that doesn't
make me feel unsafe or scared.

I just feel good.
I was I guess you'd say

into more bad boys than anything,

but at least he's got
a little bit of bad boy in him,

sneaking into the girls room.

DARREN: How you doin'?
Good.

(LAUGHTER)

(LOUNGE MUSIC)

After their parents were crowned
prom kind and queen,

Princess Milli and Princess Kayla
are in for a right royal treat.

(GASPING)

Kayla and Milli, it's time for you
to on a secret mission!

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

You will meet
your parents' love interest

in an undercover operation.

Are you excited to meet my dad?
I'm so nervous!

Alright, let's go meet them.
OK.

KATE: While Kayla and Milli
are on their way to the retreat

for their undercover mission...

Come on, my darling.

..our royal couple is being sent off
to the date they won, in style.

(CHEERING)

Alright guys, quick, come in.

Remember, you've gotta keep
your voices down for me.

Well, right now,
you are at the retreat.

This is a highly tricky mission.

The kids will be moonlighting
as members

of the production, transporting
Shane and Kristy to their date.

So, a couple of things to remember -
obviously they don't know that

you've been watching everything,
they're not to know who you are.

If the girls play this right,

they should learn a lot about
their parents' partners,

a valuable advantage with
the blessing ceremonies so close.

This is gonna be interesting.

KATE: Kristy's buggy driver
is Shane's daughter Kayla.

Hello.
Hello.

And remember, they've never met.

Kristy. A fan favourite.

I am literally
shitting myself.

How are you feeling?

I'm excited.
Are you?

I'm literally so obsessed.
Like, I can't stop watching.

(LAUGHTER)

We've just got a speed hump.

They're the worst.

Do you know what? Can I just say,
I've been watching

like a hawk, and I'm so obsessed
with you and Shane's,

whatever you've got going on.

Really?
It's just really, like,

shining through.
Oh, well that's good.

Sorry, I'm a bit of a shit driver.

Do a U-turn?

Stop here?
Hop off? Nope?

In the beginning, it took a while
to get going, and it was so much

pressure to have the first kiss.
Of course.

You can't not love Shane when
you meet him,

because he's just so lovely,
and he makes me feel really safe.

Like, he just has my back.
Yeah.

Kristy has told me
this connection is real.

So that reassurance for me
was exactly what I needed

in that moment in time.

I'm literally rooting
for you guys. Like,

I hope that you guys
stay together forever.

(LAUGHTER)

Now Milli's meeting Shane
for the very first time...

Shane is out the front door,
walking to the buggy.

No worries.
..after hours of watching him

from the safety
of the surveillance room.

Hello, how are you?
Hello, how are you?

Good.
This must feel surreal.

Are you excited for your date?
Yes,

yes, very, very excited.

I saw you got crowned

prom king and queen.
Yes.

Yeah, that was so fun last night.
Yeah,

it looked...
It was awesome.

It looked so fun.
It was really good.

It looked good. It just
looked like everyone, you know...

I didn't know whether I was
really going to make it

to the destination with the bumps
and the bruises I got

from the new driver.

And now you've got a date.
Now I've got a big date.

And how are you feeling with Kristy?

Yeah, good. I'm starting to feel
a bit more comfortable

being me, I guess.
Good.

And it feels really natural.
Oh, that's amazing.

Thanks, Sharon.

Buggy parked.

Oh, get out.

(LAUGHS)
Sorry.

I was like, is he going to go?

Have fun.
Thank you.

It was hilarious spying on Shane.

I am 1000 percent invested
in Shane and Kristy.

With phase one
of the mission accomplished,

the kids move into a phase
they're much more comfortable with -

spying.
(GASPS)

This time from the bushes.

This is actually surreal. Like,
I can't believe we're literally here

and they're right behind us.
Like, how is this real life?

KRISTY: Oh, my gosh!

Something I prepared earlier.

Kristy is just always smiling,

and the sun's in her face
and she's walking towards me.

Wow.

You know, it's like a movie scene,
to be fair.

Mwah. Wow.
Pretty cool, eh?

Yes! Margaritas!

I love her.

Cheers.
Cheers.

How lucky. I reckon we get
the best weather when it's

our turn for dates.
Yeah, it's amazing.

Could be a sign.

Could be.

I just feel so connected to Shane

and it's just getting
better and better.

I feel very special.
It's a really, really good feeling.

Last night at the party, it was
the first time that we could just

be in the moment and not have to
have everyone...

(IMITATES CHEERING AND UPROAR)
Yep.

The more and more and more
I get to know you,

the more I am attracted to you.

(GASPS) Ooh!

I love your personality, and I love
your bubbly nature...

Mmm.
..and I think it's a kind of

yin and yang scenario,
because me, I'm very

cool, calm and collected,
I like to say.

Yep.

So what did you think of me
coming in and giving you

a goodnight kiss?

Oh, my God.
You took me by surprise. I just...

It was easy to sort of get lost
in the moment, and...

Yeah, but I think
everybody loved it.

Yeah. Everybody? You too?

Yeah, I loved it.

I was screaming out for you
to come back.

(LAUGHTER)

Last night changed everything
for us.

It's just really nice
to feel like this again.

It's been such a long time.

I know as far as Milli goes,
she'll be so glad

that I didn't go for my usual type.
I usually just

pick guys the opposite of you.
In what way?

Oh, they're just horrible.

Horrible and just everything
that you're not.

So now's the opportunity to really
talk a bit deeper about the future

with us, and the children,
and whether they

will be behind us in this journey,
or whether they'll throw up

some curve balls and speed humps
along the way.

Kayla's extremely protective...

Oh, great.
..of me.

Yeah, I really...

Obviously I am concerned.
I can't say I'm not concerned.

Obviously things are so good.
My one worry is, will Kayla like me?

Because I know how close
her and Shane are.

Because I know that
it is a dealbreaker.

If she doesn't like me,
then that's it.

Yep.

She's really worried
that I won't like her.

If we could honestly look our kids

in the eye and say, 'I really like
this person,' that's it.

They would just be very happy.

Everything's riding on if Kayla
likes Kristy, because

I've said all along,
it's actually a dealbreaker.

I'm already calling her mum,
by the way. Is that alright?

Yeah.
Sweet. You can call my dad Dad.

Dad.
One big happy family.

We're already sisters.
We've got this dynamic worked out.

It is sorted.

Signed, sealed, delivered.

(LAUGHTER)

Cheers.
Cheers.

Loved it.

(LAUGHTER)

Can't watch.
Oh, I can hear it!

No!
It's soggy!

Oh, that's a lot of tongue.

Is it over yet?

It's still going. It's still...

It's like a minute. Ugh.

OK, it's done, it's done.

I've got the reassurance
that I really needed from Kristy.

They are falling in love
with each other,

and she's absolutely stunning.

She has such a radiance about her,
and I can't wait to get to know her.

Aw, look at their smiles.
Look how nervous they are.

I can't un-see that.

Coming up, with
the blessing ceremonies so close,

just wait until you hear
the comment...

That's super, super-confronting.

Stabs me in the heart a little bit.

What?

..that could rip
Shane and Kristy apart.

Does that change your thoughts

on the final ceremony?

I can't allow that to happen.

Finding love can be a numbers game,

and for Heath, the only number
he's interested in is one -

finding the one -

and he's not giving up,
even after last night's

kiss that missed.

Good morning.
How are you?

I'm good, how are you?

Good.
Want me to heat anything up for you?

No, that's alright, thank you.
This is...

Do you want some bread or not?
Nah, I'd better not.

Putting too much weight on.

Where?

Please!

When he tried to kiss me last night,

I wasn't grossed out by it,
but I just thought,

really? That's not the timing.

I took a lot of time getting ready.

You wouldn't need much time, surely.

(LAUGHTER)

Smooth. He'll say something,
and I'm like, smooth. Mmm.

But you know, Chloe,

my daughter, always says

don't always believe
what everybody says.

You work out, don't you?

You go to the gym.
Yeah.

What are you doing?
We do F45.

Do you?
Yeah.

Chloe is a head trainer.

Really?
At F45.

There you go.

Yeah.

HAYDN: You can tell that there's
an obvious connection there.

And the romance is slowly building.

But it's much slower.

I really want this experience

to work out for him,
and hopefully he finds love.

But at the same time, I just don't
want it to be with anyone.

He's gotta be pretty sure
that that's the person he wants to

spend the rest of his life with,
and find that forever love.

Oh, that's fun.

I knew we had a lot in common.

Yeah. Mmm.

(WARM MUSIC)

Really important that I respect
Michelle's pace

that she wants to go at.
She's said to me a couple of times

that she wants to go slowly-slowly,

which I totally respect,
and I am happy to move at a pace

that she wants to move at.

And she's definitely worth the wait.

Mmm.

While Heath is prepared to wait,

newcomer Neil
has some catching up to do.

You gonna pull anyone aside
today, or...

Yeah, I am.

You'd obviously choose Michelle.

At this stage.

Oh, no.

Ooh.

DYLAN: I think Dad's just gotta be
a straight shooter, hey?

He's gotta know what he's
looking for, and go after it.

I can't sit back.

But you've gotta.
You've gotta give it a crack.

I don't think that you come in here
and not leave a stone unturned.

So Michelle's another person that I
would like to chat further with.

There's been something there
that I would like to explore,

and she's been the standout.

Get her aside and say,
'Hey, let's go for a walk.'

Morning.
Morning.

Good morning.

(TENSE MUSIC BUILDS)

I'm a little concerned for Dad.

I just don't want him
to get hurt again.

Youse look nice and smart.
I like the outfits.

Thank you.
They're nice.

Hey, I've gotta...

We've gotta go for a walk.

I've gotta show you
the tennis court shortly.

Yeah, I'm ready.

I like Heath.

But then again, I'm open to getting
to know any other singles.

Are you like a proper pro?

My mum can't play tennis at all.

Let's just say
that I'm gonna teach you a lesson.

I haven't been a naughty girl yet.

(LAUGHTER)

Yeah, let's just see.

Dirty man.

Ready?
You've gotta go long.

Yep, very good.

No, that's OK.
That was -

we've got three balls.
Could you go a bit slower?

I have to say, your dad is actually
being very, very supportive.

Do you know what I mean?
He's not taking the mickey.

DRHYS: Do you reckon...

Do you reckon if Heath
felt a bit of competition,

he would still
stick his neck out?

Or do you think he's going to
sort of retreat?

I think he'd still compete.

I just think he's gotta
put in some work.

She's got a nice little selection,
but I think she does like both men.

Do you want me to get some balls?
Go on, get that run going.

I don't run for no one.

There is a time limit,

but let me tell you,
the game's not over.

OK.

It's looking like Michelle
is taking interest in Neil.

Poor bloody Heath.

Yeah, there's definitely
a flirty vibe here.

Thank you. Let's go.

I'm told that there's nothing better
than ball sports

to bring on a youthful sheen.

So, with a fresh glow about her,

Mel's prompted to ask Michelle
a question

only another lady can ask.

How old are you, Michelle?

I'm 52.
(GASPS)

I went on a date, and he was 44,
and I just started the apps.

So you'd date 40 year olds?
Yeah.

(TENSE MUSIC)
And younger.

My daughter tells me off,
because I've

got it right down to 30-something.

27 was the youngest.
No way.

And I think a few jaws dropped
around the room when she said that.

On dating apps, we were literally

matching with the same people
and getting the same messages.

So I've had to educate my mum in,

'Let's go 28 and above,
let's go for 32 and above.'

27. My mum and dad
were not impressed.

(LAUGHTER)
I love you.

It was a one-off.
It was like, you know,

when I just sort of had that moment.

(LAUGHTER)

I'm already out.

Eh?
I said I'm already

shut down and out.

Are you?
Yeah.

Nah. Serious?
Yeah.

I've been with women
like that before.

It was a dagger to my heart.
That uncertainty,

that self-preservation,
that makes me retreat and withdraw.

Heath, you didn't hear
any of that, love.

(LAUGHTER)

I'm worried what I said

has upset Heath.

# My future looks like you. #

It's an idyllic scene
at the retreat.

Not too much jelly.
No.

Just a little. Look, look, look.

But Heath's in turmoil...

..as he grapples with the comment

Michelle made
about dating younger men.

When Michelle spoke the way she did,
my self-protection mode went up.

My biggest enemy is my own mind.

I overthink things.

But Michelle and I are definitely
forming a connection.

Excuse me, excuse me.

It's very early days, but this is
something that I want to stick with,

and work towards.

So, armed with a toastie of truth,
he heads outside for a confessional.

There'll be good things
that we'll take from here.

Aw, look at him, eh?
Aw,

how nice is that?
Isn't he just a gem?

He spoils me.

Yeah, that's good.
Thank you.

Oh.
Aw.

Do you want your toasted sandwich
with Michelle?

She's an absolute star, that girl.
Yeah.

They just look good together.

Hey, I've gotta ask you a question.
What did you think when I got

into that conversation,
telling people about

me with a younger guy?

(CLEARS THROAT)

What did you think to that?
Did you judge me on that,

or what was your thoughts?

Be really honest.

Be really honest?
Yeah.

Heh.

(MOODY MUSIC)

No, I just...

I was in a relationship
with a partner

that did the wrong thing by me,

and you're sort of
a little bit guarded.

You become vulnerable.

I guess my biggest fear
is to be hurt again.

It brings back memories.

I'm sorry.
Yeah.

And it just frightened me.
That's where that was coming from.

OK, so it was a little bit of a...
(SHARP INHALE)

Yeah.

Because you know what?
I'm not judging you.

I know you're not.
I just like...

You know what?
Straight away, I looked, and I could

see your whole body language
completely change.

Yeah, am I that readable?

No, I'm just learning.

Heartbreak is painful, but you've
gotta open yourself up and allow

people in.
But it's a slow process.

But I'm ready to bring someone else

into my life now and share
what I hope is a happy life.

It's good that she read
his body language.

So, if she's picked up on it,
it's good that she's addressed it,

and they've talked it out.
Yeah.

Not ran away from it,
like a schoolyard drama.

Does that make sense?
Yeah.

Yeah.

It's nice that you're
being open about it.

I play for keeps, I guess.

Is that an honest enough answer?

Very much so.

(WARM MUSIC)

For me, that was enough.
That made sense.

I'd like to have that
good communication and honesty.

That's what I want.

Oh, look at you!

Thank you.

And Heath is
one hell of a guy, yeah.

# Baby, you best believe,
you bring out the best in me. #

As life in here
feels more like home...

OK, guys.
..what our single parents don't know

is that the end of the retreat
is just around

the corner.
Hello.

So, I'm here to check in

to see what life will look like
when they check out.

Lovely Kate.

Well, hello.

Oh, it's Kate! It's Kate!

Oh, no.

Bearer of bad news
or the bearer of good news?

Well, welcome everybody.

ADULTS: Hello.

You are over halfway on this amazing
romantic adventure.

Some of you have been lucky enough

to forge real,
meaningful connections.

You've been in the bubble
of the retreat,

but life outside the gates

is obviously going to be
very different.

So today, it's truth time.

(TENSE MUSIC)
They're gonna ask

about how they're
gonna go being apart.

Mmm.

Darren and Petula,
there's a whole country between you.

(LAUGHTER)

How do you feel about embarking
on a long-distance relationship?

It's something you take into
consideration,

but when we're actually
with each other on our own,

you just don't think about it.

We actually haven't spoken about
the logistics of that.

However, coincidentally, I was
always planning a move

to the east coast when my daughter
finishes school anyway.

(LAUGHTER)

Ooh, that's huge.

Ooh!
That's huge, bruz.

Well, well, well.

Oh, my goodness!
So yeah, there's another...

Darren looks a bit nervous.

(LAUGHTER)

Looks like you're moving
to Melbourne.

That was really promising, and it

seems like the worlds
are kind of aligning here.

Kristy, you are glowing today.

How are you feeling?

I'm really good.

Yeah, you look good.

I feel lucky that we've made
a connection.

Just really enjoying every second
and I don't want it to end.

Aw.

What is the status?

Is he...

No, we don't...
..your boyfriend?

We don't label things.

Why don't you want to label it?

Because I - never in my whole life

has someone asked me
to be their girlfriend.

We have a blank canvas to paint,
so there's no rules or regs

on what a relationship
needs to look like.

It looks however we want it to.

(LAUGHS)

Heath and Michelle,
you've got a little spark.

But what would you say
is happening here?

I'm being pleasantly surprised,
and I'm liking it.

Heath, how does it feel
hearing that from Michelle?

I thought she was talking about
the whole experience.

You know she wasn't.

It's just nice to meet someone
as beautiful as Michelle,

and yeah, similar age.

Yeah, very lovely.

Thank you.

For me, it's overwhelming.

Heath is very loveable.

He's got a good heart.

But Neil, he's very interested.

CHLOE: I feel like she's always
one step forward,

a little creep back,

but I just think, yeah, I think
with Heath,

I think she's not acting rash.

Testing the waters.
Yeah.

Hello, Neil.
How was your first night?

The first night was very good.
We had an 80s night last night.

Well, the party is one thing,
but I believe that you

dated every single one of
the women here. Is that right?

You can't leave
a stone unturned, can you?

And how was that process?
The process has been good, yeah.

With Michelle,
Michelle is an attractive person.

I've got to navigate myself around
knowing that

Heath is talking to Michelle.

I need to move on here quickly.

If I take my time,

it might be too late.

Your beautiful son Dylan,

tell us about him.

I'll try not to get emotional.

He's my best mate.
Mmm.

I think he was very critical
in a conversation we had once

where he was 16 years old, and I was
concerned more about his happiness,

and Dylan just looked back
and he said, 'Dad,

don't worry about us.
We want you to be happy.'

And that was a changing point

for me, to realise
that all my kids wanted

was for me to be happy.

That's so beautiful.

Yeah, I'll hold onto that one
for life.

Yeah.

Dad's started to open up
his emotions a bit more,

which is something that I actually
really wanted to see from him.

Roe, is it nice

to be making this connection
with Carole in here?

Oh, without a doubt.
Without a doubt. Absolutely.

Carole's wonderful. We've had

some good discussions
over the past couple of days.

Now I'm beginning to see
a few things that perhaps -

where we can go later on.

Carole.

Do you think that there is a future
outside the retreat?

Oh, I one hundred percent
definitely want to take it

that little bit further.

I can definitely see Roe
is interested.

I do feel he is a bit reluctant
and reserved.

I'm not too sure.

Roe, would you want Sachem
to meet Carole?

(TENSE MUSIC BUILDS)

Right now, no. Not at this moment.
Of course not.

KIDS: Ooh.

Oh, my God.

It's a shock to me.
I really didn't need to hear that.

Roe, would you want Sachem
to meet Carole?

Right now, no. Not at this moment.
Of course not.

KIDS: Ooh.

Oh, my God.

I really didn't need to hear that.

Not even close.

It's just that I have to go to
the next tier to make sure

that this lands in a place
of potential.

Mmm.
I agree,

it's not good to introduce them.

I agree.
Not even close.

Roe not wanting Sachem
to meet my mum

did flag a little bit in my head
that he may not think

that she's good enough,

and now after hearing what Roe
had to say,

I'm not at the stage
that I want to give my blessing.

Tim.

Tell me about your relationship
with James.

Yeah, he's...

I use the word resilient.

We separated when he was one,

so he's had to adapt.

He's very respectful to myself
and his mother.

He's respectful to both parents,
and I think that's

sometimes a challenge when people
separate. I've seen it through

family and friends
where it becomes quite toxic.

He's not interested in that.
Every single family has a story.

Yeah, it's just
a wonderful experience

and it makes you feel
that you are loved -

you are genuinely loved -

and we as kids
are their babies, you know?

They love us so much, and we love
our parents obviously. But yeah.

You can just tell
that when they talk

that each and every one of us
is their own parents' world.

They speak so highly of us when
we're not even there,

and they all get so emotional.

Yeah.

It's just weird to watch first-hand.

Me and all the other kids
in the bunker,

we've all got a common bond here.

It felt like we got to know

each and every one of you more,
because hearing their stories,

and why they love us so much
was powerful.

The relationships

that the parents here
have with their children

is so remarkable
because your children

do not waiver in their love for you,

and that they only see you
as loveable.

Heath, what does Haydn mean to you?

How do you describe the love
for your child?

Why are you getting emotional,
Heath?

Because I miss him.

That's very beautiful to hear
a father talk about a son like that.

Yeah, well I know there's not
a lot of that sometimes.

Mmm. If you could
tell Haydn something,

what would it be?

I don't have to tell him anything.
He knows.

He knows.

(WARM MUSIC)

I think what I like
is actually seeing

grown ass men cry.

KIDS: Yeah.
That's refreshing.

You don't see that.

Mel, tell me about Sam.

Sam means the world to me.

And I would do anything to
protect him, because he's had it

a little bit harder than most kids,
coming from a Greek family

and being gay - you know,
it doesn't really go down well.

So, yeah. We're very close.

My mum is protective over me.

She's the best possible ally
you could have in a mum.

She's always wanted the best for me.

We've always had that

mutual feeling for each other that
we want the best for each other.

What did he want for you

out of this retreat, and what
have you gotten for yourself?

I met some really great people

that I would never have met
in a million years.

I've opened up about how I feel.

I've actually got friends,
which is nice for once.

I don't think I've ever cried
this much in my life.

(LAUGHTER)
Honestly.

All of your kids
want you to be happy.

It's an amazing gift that they want
to give to you,

because they nominated you
for this retreat.

The good news is, you will be seeing
your gorgeous kids very soon.

Really?

(TENDER MUSIC)

Today?

Because the end of the retreat
is fast approaching.

(LAUGHTER)

Use every moment
that you have available to you,

and keep making

these meaningful connections,
which could

change the course of your life

beyond the retreat.

I know.
I got so emotional about it.

It wasn't called a truth session
for nothing,

and after Roe was brutally honest
about not being ready

to introduce Carole to Sachem,

she's not sweating on it,

as they continue connecting
on all things family.

Between my mum and dad, just me.

No, my mother passed this year.

She had cancer. So...

I found out by accident,

in late October.

No.

She told everybody

not to say anything to me, but it
slipped by someone in the family.

Really?
Yeah.

I was diagnosed with breast cancer
12 years ago.

I thought, oh my God,
I have this little girl that...

She could be left
without her mother.

Being a single mum,
my focus was just her.

So, my mum stayed with me
to help me.

I'm trying to live for

one daughter I have,
and she's everything I have.

So, I fight every day.

Because life is about living,

and being a cancer survivor,
every day, every moment counts,

so I'm not going to settle
for anything less than 100 percent.

It was just...

It was pretty full on.

My mum's really been through a lot
in her life,

and I feel like only recently
have I really gotten to understand

why she does the things she does.

My mum deserves
that perfect partner,

because she's sacrificed
a lot in her life,

and I feel like we got to see
a little bit more

of their connection flourish.

But I would really love to see
more effort from Roe.

This life, for the rest of my life,
is based upon what I do in the now.

Yeah, absolutely.

And I saw a different side
of Carole.

I can relate to a lot of the things
she's been through.

She's got all the strength,

in a woman that really captures
my attention.

That is huge to move forward.

We've all gotta reflect on life,
but I try

my hardest to keep grounded.
100 percent.

I've got goosebumps, bruz.
What the hell?

Yeah, I feel emotional.
It's...

This is - they're talking,

asking questions, making time
for each other.

I feel like it's a privilege
to be able to hear

from all of these different parents,
the lessons that they've learned.

The trials and tribulations that
they've gone through, and I don't

know how many people
get the opportunity

to hear that
from their parents, you know?

KATE: Coming up, who knows
their parents best?

True or false.

And who will get the shock
of their lives?

Darren has had 150 sexual partners.

No!

But an even bigger bombshell...

You will be leaving
the retreat tonight.

..shatters the retreat.

(POP MUSIC)

KATE: With the blessing ceremonies
looming, the kids

must have a million questions
they want to ask the parents.

But of course when you're
spying from afar, you can't.

But all that's about to change.

Well hello, everyone.

ALL: Hi.
How are you?

ALL: Good.

Challenge time means influence time.

If you have some burning questions

ahead of the blessing ceremony,
you'll really want this influence.

Leave as top dog today,

and you'll have the chance

to secretly ask

the parent of your choice

any three questions,

and you will remain anonymous.

KIDS: Ooh.

Who really wants this influence?

Yes, me!

Even though I've just spent time
with Kristy,

I need to win this challenge.

This will seal the deal almost
to see if she's right for my dad.

I really want to win this,

because I think it'd give me
some clarity about

dad and Michelle, because right now,
I'm sitting on the fence.

So this challenge is simple -

I'll ask you a series

of true or false questions
about your mums and dads.

The person to get the most right

after a rapid set of questions wins
the influence.

OK.

It's time to play True or False.

You get one point
for every correct answer.

I'm gonna do mine last.

The answer is...

True.

(LAUGHTER)

Petula says...

Oh, (BLEEP).
(CHUCKLES)

True or false?

Go on, then.

We're all waiting for Drhys.
Come on, Drhys.

I'm gonna say yes.

I don't actually know,
but I'm gonna say yes.

The answer is...

False.

(MIXED REACTION)

Sucker!

And if you guessed false,
you've scored a point.

Drhys, you don't know your mum
very well at all.

Clearly not.
(LAUGHTER)

True or false?

I'm gonna respect this woman
and say false.

The answer is true.

(LAUGHTER)
Cazza!

PRISCILLA: This is
too much information. Like,

I don't want to know.
I don't want to know!

So, Kayla, you're in the lead
with three points.

Haydn and Pricilla
are just behind on two.

Roe...

(TENSE MUSIC)

That is juicy.

(EXHALES)
I love your dad,

but I think that's
a real alpha move.

My gut says false.
Sachem, you say false.

I hope.

The answer is true.
Yes!

Oh, no.

That's savage.

Pricilla, you were hoping
that was false.

I didn't think he'd be
the type of person

to be tit-for-tat. I thought

he would have been like, OK,

I'm just going to distance myself.

It's a shock to me to hear
that Roe cheated.

Obviously with the knowledge
of my mum being cheated on before,

it does concern me a little bit,
and I did take some notes, I guess.

True or false?

True.
(KIDS REACT)

He still doesn't know.

Why is it extreme?
I would do the exact same thing.

So, I've got it right,

and I'm not sure if I wanted
to be right there.

Trust is one of the number one
things that Dad looks for

in a relationship, so Michelle
doing those sorts of things,

it's making me a little bit worried.

OK Kayla, you're still in the lead
with five points.

Yay!

Haydn, you're on four,
Pricilla on three. Darren...

(GROANS)

I reckon that guy's got it
in the bag.

I hope it's false!

You're wrong.

It's true.

(LAUGHTER AND SQUEALING)

Oh, my God, Dad.
I was completely mortified.

It was very uncomfortable.

Wow.

150!

That's unbelievable.

I have to put Mum's best interests

at heart, and I'm definitely

going to need to reflect on today,

whether I can give my blessings
to Mum and Darren.

Kayla, speaking of numbers,

Kayla, you're in the lead
on six points.

Yes!

Haydn's just behind on five.

Close.

True or false?

I'll let everyone else answer.

(KIDS REACT)

The answer is false.

(CHEERING)

She didn't do it!

She didn't do it!
And that's the end of the questions.

The person with the most right is...

It's Kayla.
Aw.

Thank you, thank you.

Kayla, you now have the chance
to secretly ask a parent

three questions, and watch them
give their answers.

Which parent will you choose?
Kristy.

I would love to really
delve in deeper

and ask her some probing questions.
Find out if she's a step-monster.

Yes, essentially.

Will that influence your decision
at the blessing ceremony?

Massively.

Milli, are you worried?
No.

You're totally confident that
your mum's not a step-monster.

Yep. (LAUGHS)

Can't wait to hear
how this influence pans out.

Me too.

As Kayla takes her place in the den,

Kristy's waiting
in the interview room,

where the producer is armed
with Kayla's questions.

For Kristy, this is just
an ordinary interview

about life in the retreat.

She has no idea that Kayla's behind
the questions,

and also listening to the answers.

OK, it's time to call action
on the interview.

CREW: If Shane didn't want to
get married again,

would that be a dealbreaker?

It absolutely wouldn't be
a dealbreaker for me.

I'm not that keen on getting
married again.

Yeah, I'm really, really happy with
that response, because I don't think

Dad wants to get re-married as well.

What do you value more -
quality time with your partner,

or partying with the girls?
Of course I always want

alone time with Shane,

but I think it's important
that I need to do both.

Kind of hoping
she would lean towards

more quality time with a partner.

My mum was quite a party animal
growing up, and that's something

that my dad really couldn't
come to terms with,

and ultimately why they separated.

If Kristy was a party animal,
I would definitely say, you know,

I don't know if that's
someone's personality

that you would be able to
be with forever.

Would you be open to being
a mother figure to Kayla?

OK...

This is - I've gotta be
very careful what I say. Alright.

If Shane and I continue outside of
the retreat, of course I would be

open to being a mother figure
for Kayla.

But Kayla's going to be
a really hard kid.

I don't think she likes...

Doesn't like anyone.

Uh, a little bit shocked
to be honest.

I don't know whether Dad's
put that in her mind, or...

Yeah, wow. Shocked.

Kristy has told me unknowingly

that she does like to party
with the girls, and she's not sure

if I'll even like her.
I think at this point in time,

I am a little bit up in the air
with this decision I have to make

at the blessing ceremony.

(GREETINGS EXCHANGED)

SAM: How'd you go?

Stabbed me in the heart
a little bit.

If you and Shane were to continue
outside of the retreat,

would you be willing to become
a motherly figure to Kayla?

She pulled a face
and made a comment that,

'I don't think Kayla
likes anybody.'

What?
It was quite confronting.

I know my mum and I know how that

would have come from her.

I watched Kayla's reaction,
and obviously felt horrible.

Does that change your thoughts
on the final ceremony?

Obviously I want the best
for my dad,

and I know what's worked
in the past and what hasn't.

I am my dad's biggest rock
and protector.

The step-mum dynamic
is quite a complicated relationship.

In the past,
Dad has been with my mum, who was

quite the party animal, and for him,
that is a bit of a dealbreaker.

I can't allow that to happen.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

KATE: When Tim entered
the retreat recently,

Mel's eyes lit up.

But for Tim, it was all
a bit of a blur.

It was all so surreal,
that first night.

Meeting all you guys and then,
right, and then

see you later,
and then, Michelle comes in,

and I'm going, God,
my head is spinning.

And I woke up in the morning going,
what the hell am I doing here?

MEL: Yeah.

How was your first night?
Was it overwhelming?

Yeah, it was,
because I'm someone that just

sits and doesn't talk much.
Yep.

You know? I keep to myself.

Like last night, the party

was just a bit overwhelming for me.
Yeah. In what way?

Just...

Because everyone's going,
'You're looking good,' you know...

But you did.
But the thing is,

I don't like the attention on me.

Can I say, with respect,

that you weren't
the centre of attention.

Someone was just saying
that you look good, because

when someone says that to you,
it's just a compliment.

Yeah I know. But I'm one
that doesn't, you know...

That doesn't take compliments well?
No.

You've still got
that whole thing about...

I think it's the trust, Tim.
I know, yeah it is.

But as you said, you can...

I know.
You can learn to trust again.

I know.

I could see myself with Tim.

He's so nice, easy to talk to.

But yeah. It is hard.

I miss Sam.

My...

My rock.

My family.
You've got this circle of support

which is so important.
Yeah.

You know what? It's small steps.

I've developed a connection
with Mel.

Mel's a beautiful woman.

Who knows what's down the track?

From the moment our single parents

entered the retreat,
they took a leap of faith.

Cheers.
ALL: Cheers.

But now I'm here to ask them
to look into their hearts to decide

if their connection
is the real deal,

worthy of lasting commitment.

MICHELLE: Youse look nice,
youse look gorgeous dressed.

Thanks.
Very nice.

That's for the parents.

But for the kids, this must-see TV
will shape their decisions

about whether these relationships

have life outside the retreat gates.

Hello, everybody.

The grand entrance.
Oh, my God!

Well, believe it or not,
I'm not here on a social visit.

Oh, no.

I'm here on business.

She's - wait, wait, wait.

She's here on business, she said.

Oh, no.

Hopefully it's something lovely.

So would you like to accompany me
to the sitting room?

Yes.
(MUMBLES)

Well, what a romantic rollercoaster
the retreat has been.

But very soon, the retreat
will be coming to an end.

You call came here looking to make
a romantic connection.

Now it's time to see if you're ready
to follow you heart.

(SIGHS)

There are no more singles
coming into the retreat.

Oh, my gosh.

Those of you who have been unable

to make a commitment

will be leaving the retreat tonight.

(GASPS)

Shane, I'm going to start with you.
Yep.

Would you like to continue
connecting with Kristy?

Yeah, definitely. I'd love to.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

(CHUCKLES)
(CHEERING)

That's cute.

Kristy, do you feel the same
as Shane?

Would you like to continue on
with the retreat?

Yes, I would.

Congratulations, guys.

Thank you.
Throw the confetti.

At this point in time,

I'm 100 percent certain

that they would get my blessing.

But after today, I'm not sure
where Kayla's head is at.

Darren.
Kate.

You said from the start
that you were willing to

open your heart and try new things.

One of those new things
being Petula.

(LAUGHTER)

TESS: A big area of growth
for Dad was

learning to look past

the superficial
kind of cover or someone.

I think now he's definitely grown
and he's diving a little deeper.

Petula.

Would you like to continue
connecting with Darren

and stay at the retreat
until the end.

(MOODY MUSIC)

No doubt. Definitely.

You'd like to stay until the end?
Yes, I would.

(UPLIFTING MUSIC)

It just gets better

and better.
The connection gets deeper.

It's really lovely, yeah.

Darren.

Yes, I'd love to.

You'd like to stay until the end?

Yep.

Yes, Mum!

Nice one, you two.

Let's hope the privacy suite
is still open tonight. (LAUGHS)

There may be a queue to get in.
I don't know.

I'm glad they both want to stay
at the retreat, but...

I have to make this tough decision,

and that will shape us as a family,

as the future continues to roll out.

Roe.

Would you like to continue
connecting

with Carole and stay
at the retreat until the end?

(TENSE MUSIC)
Um...

God, I don't know.

I'd better do my cross.

I'm going by my gut feeling.

Roe.

Would you like to
continue connecting

with Carole and stay at
the retreat until the end?

Um...

Yes, I would like to stay
and explore more opportunity.

Yay! Mwah!

(WARM MUSIC)

Woo, coach!

(LAUGHTER)

So far,

I've gotten a chance
to understand more about

what's important to her,
what has happened in her life,

with having cancer,

so now I'm at a place where

this has taken a new direction
in terms of allowing

me to be more open
to deeper conversations,

in other words, the hot tub today.

Right, Carole, let me guess -

you're keen to stay at the retreat?
Oh, are you joking? I'm in, baby.

All the way.
Lovely.

(LAUGHS)

So cute.

It's very good the way
you keep your cards

so close to your chest, Carole.

I can't.
You're a...

The chest is about to pop open.
You're a real enigma.

No one can figure you out.

(LAUGHTER)

Heath, you've been hurt in the past,
but we've really

seen you start to open up in here,

especially since Michelle's arrived.

She's lovely.

Yeah, she glows when she
walks in the room,

and it's really nice to engage

and talk with her,
and yeah, it's good.

Aw, Michelle.
That's really gorgeous.

That's a beautiful...
I've never had anyone say that.

I'm getting a little -
I'm getting a little...

I'm getting a little
love tear in my eye.

Well Heath, would you like to keep

working on your romantic connection
with Michelle

and stay
until the end of the retreat?

(WARM MUSIC)

I would love to stay, yes.

Michelle, how are you feeling
about Heath?

(TENSE MUSIC)

I've got lots of thoughts.

Positive vibes?

So Michelle, would you like to
see the retreat

through until the end?

I have a habit of being
a bit too spontaneous.

This time I'm going to listen
to my gut.

Yeah, a hundred percent.
Oh.

Come on.

(UPLIFTING MUSIC)

Babe, we're moving in.

(LAUGHS)

That is great news.

NEIL: It is all about timing.

Sliding doors.

I came in at half-time, so I had to
kick four goals to catch up.

And with Heath being there,

he was the wind.

So I was actually
kicking against the breeze.

He's a great guy. So far.

(LAUGHTER)
Until proven otherwise.

HAYDN: Having the final say is huge.

With the blessing ceremony,
it's a big decision.

What if I say yes
and it doesn't work out,

or what if I say no
and it was meant to be?

There's a lot riding on this.

Mel, Tim, and Neil.
That just leaves the three of you.

(TENSE MUSIC)

Mel,

is there anyone here
that you've made a connection with?

I've made a connection with Tim.

(WARM MUSIC)

Oh, wow.
Yay!

I am nervous.
I would never have thought

in a million years
that I would be here.

But...

It's still hard for me.

I'm ready to go home.

(MOODY MUSIC)

I want to go home.

Oh, my gosh.

I miss Sam.

I decided to leave the retreat,

because I think I got
everything I needed.

It brought me out of my shell.

Thanks for the nice hugs.

It made me see that, you know what?
I can do anything.

I thank Sam every day
for doing this for me.

(WARM MUSIC)

I've had the best time.

You know...

You know it's forever between us?
Yeah, I know.

I mean, I've actually
got friends now.

And it'll be really interesting

when you explain to people
how you met them.

(LAUGHTER)

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I'm gonna kill my son,
yeah. A luxury holiday? Yeah.

SAM: She has put so much on the line
to be here, and she's put

her 100 percent in it,
whether a date came up

or anything, and...

I'm just proud of her.
So you should be.

You are a beautiful person,
and you've thrown yourself

into this retreat,

leaving nothing behind.

Well, sadly Tim and Neil,
you haven't been able

to make a connection.

So, both of you will also be leaving
the retreat tonight.

(SAD MUSIC)

Tim, is there anything
that you'd like to say?

I'm leaving on a very positive note,
and I'm very grateful

for the experience,
and I'm very humbled to be here,

but I know that I've made
a slight impact with people.

I thought this was his last hope,
but this experience

has opened him up. I think

if the right girl comes around,
he's just gotta keep trying.

Neil, how are you feeling about
the experience at the retreat?

Quite amazingly, being in here
in such a short period of time,

I could categorically -
if anyone here had 20 cents left

and was in trouble,
you could call me,

and I would be there
in half an hour.

Aw.

It's sad to see Dad get sent home,

but I'm proud of him.

I'll give you some time to say
your goodbyes.

Goodnight, everyone.

Thank you, Kate.

# We fight on

I think Mum started out this journey
very shy and timid.

I feel like she's going to
walk out of this

a completely different person,
and that in itself is a blessing.

I don't need a blessing ceremony.

My mum is a queen.

I'll ring you when I'm back, OK?

We'll have a big Friday night,
Saturday night out.

One thing I will say
to everyone is that

you don't have to be 30
and life's over for love.

Life's never over at any stage,

and certainly not for love.

# You know we're
stronger together. #

Fun.
I love you.

I love you too.
I'm dead proud.

You are the bravest woman.
You are a brave woman.

Yeah?
Thank you.

I'll be ringing you.

And of course around here,
after the farewell

comes the best reunion of all.

(TENDER MUSIC)

I can't believe the kids
watched everything.

I thought, oh my God, they know
that I have a concrete vagina.

We were there.
Oh, bullshit!

We were there!
Oh, my God!

We made you fall in the water.

How?!
We had an earpiece

with the instructions.
We were telling her

what to tell you to do.
Are you serious?

Luckily I had my shower cap on,
you gorgeous girl.

You little shit!

Fantastic.
I thought they were gonna

ask you two if you wanted to stay
in the retreat together.

Were youse putting us together?
Yeah.

Are you serious?
Guess what, who we are?

Your dating consultants!

Oh, bullshit!

(LAUGHTER)

I'm so proud of you.

You've done so amazing.

I love you.
I love you, too.

Really? You don't want to kill me?
Forget it.

I think you said,
'I'm gonna kill Sam,' 1000 times.

I'm gonna kill him, yeah.

Life begins at 56 for this
grandmother.

(CHUCKLES)

VOICEOVER:
The kids...

have been watching their parents
in secret.

BOTH: Awww!

Tomorrow...

The shock of their lives...

I've got a bit of news.

Your kids have been watching
your every move.

(GASPS)

Oh, my god!

What have I said?

What's the biggest age gap
you have ever had?

What have I done?

Turn it off!
Turn it off!

This is one night...

That was a rejection.
It was a rejection.

..you cannot miss.

Your children will decide
if you're right for each other.

That just bursted
some people's bubbles.