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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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I am looking for that forever love.
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A blank canvas is the future,
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and I'm looking for someone
to paint that blank canvas with.
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Love's what makes
everything worth it.
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Everyone deserves a second chance.
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KATE: If ever there was a place
for romance to blossom, it's here.
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Look how beautiful it is!
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Nominated by their kids...
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Find me a sexy step-mama!
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..these single parents
are looking for grown-up love.
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I'm nominating my dad because it's
honestly probably his last chance.
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And no one knows them better
than their own children.
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Probably every guy that she likes,
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I'm just like, a solid no.
(LAUGHS)
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But there's a huge twist.
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Welcome to the surveillance room.
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(WILD REACTIONS)
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We want you to be involved.
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I have the ability to change
the course of my dad's love life.
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I am in control here.
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Watching in secret, they'll witness
their parents' every move...
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I need that
over-the-kitchen-bench feel.
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Oh, my God!
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..including some
they wish they hadn't...
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Oh, my God. They need to get a room.
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..as the kids binge on cringe...
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How deep do you want it?
Very deep.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Turn it off, turn it off!
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It's like 50 Shades of Grey.
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..and play undercover match-makers.
I just want them to make-out.
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(CHEERING AND SQUEALING)
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They'll realise the road
to true love is not always easy.
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I've only been with one person
for 28 years.
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My first love was my kids' mother.
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She played up with my best mate.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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It's easy to forget that they had
whole lives before us.
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Oh, my God.
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The covert matchmakers will see
their parents like never before.
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So you'd date 40-year-olds?
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27 was the youngest.
No way!
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Oh, my God, stop it!
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If I saw Marette online,
I'd swipe right.
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They're talking about my mum.
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First conversation, I'd be (BLEEP)
blocking the number straight away.
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(GASPS)
And the kids will ultimately
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have the final say.
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Your children will decide
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if they think you're right
for each other.
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Oh, my God!
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Dad's potential love and happiness
lies in my hands.
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Today we're here
to give our blessing or not.
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What are your intentions
for my father?
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I love my mum,
and I will easily say no.
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My mum deserves the best, and all
I want to do is see her happy.
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Whoever mum chooses, he's gotta be
an amazing guy.
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And now cue the epic drone shots,
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secluded mansion,
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romantic decor,
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and CCTV.
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What a recipe for love!
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Here we go, Dad! Let's do this!
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Time to rumble.
Let's go.
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This is it.
If this doesn't work,
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I'm destined
to be single forever.
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You're potentially
gonna find something, but like,
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you know, you're all equally
as desperate as each other!
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Shut up, Sam! Unbelievable.
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# Gimme something new
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# Gimme something real
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# I'm breaking through. #
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What are you looking for?
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I'm looking for someone that's
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got a bit of fire in their belly,
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that's sweet and family-orientated,
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and I don't like loud,
obnoxious women.
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So you don't like me then?
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(LAUGHTER)
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My dad is my best friend.
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We do everything together,
live together, work together.
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This is a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity to meet someone.
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Yep, I'm just gonna go for it.
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I'm nominating my dad Shane
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because we always joke that we're
going to end up old
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and lonely together,
pushing each other
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in the old people's home,
and obviously I don't want that
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for my dad.
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Just be yourself. You'll kill it.
Yeah, I'll give it a shot.
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I've been alone for a long time now,
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and I'm definitely ready
to find a relationship.
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If I met the love of my life
in the retreat,
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I'd be over the moon to be honest.
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Hopefully she can cook.
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It's really hard these days
to just find someone
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who's got their shit together.
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Dad's last partner
had too many wines
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at the family barbecue,
so I said, 'She's gotta go.'
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She's a harsh critic.
I'm a harsh critic.
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(DANCE MUSIC)
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DRHYS: Don't be afraid to
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go outside your comfort zone.
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I agreed to be nominated
for the retreat,
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because it sounded like
a good idea at the time,
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and the possibility
of finding forever love.
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I was married to Drhys' father
for several years before
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Drhys came along, and he passed away
when Drhys was seven months.
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I thought that that
was the rest of my life.
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You've said put yourself out there -
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I think I'm freakin'
putting myself out there.
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100 percent you are.
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What are you hoping
to get out of this, Mum?
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I want to find the one.
I want to find
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that special one, and you know that
I wasn't going to
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find it in Karratha.
Of course not.
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We're from
a small mining town in WA.
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Pickings are slim.
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It's the same men all across town.
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Someone farts
and everyone else knows.
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Everyone's stock standard
shelf boys there.
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She needs someone hot.
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I've been dating actively
for a year,
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and that's been an exciting journey.
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There have been some...
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Can I say?
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One-night-stands.
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This is my mum, like...
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She made it more awkward
than anything, hey?
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How are you feeling?
Oh, my God!
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Look how beautiful it is!
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# Hearts suspended
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# Dancing through the light
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I'm actually so jealous.
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This is something
out of a fairytale.
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# Now we're dreaming
we can seize the night. #
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Oh, wow.
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I love you, Mum.
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And I'm proud of you, OK?
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Some advice -
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be yourself, have fun,
and just find your soulmate.
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Worst case, find your best friend.
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OK.
I love you.
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Ciao, I love you. Bye.
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# I'm in this for love, love, love
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I guess what's brought me
to this point is the fact
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that I'm ready. I'm ready now.
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# I'm in this for love.
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I am looking for that forever love.
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I think that the time is right,
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and I do want to be swept
off my feet.
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Oh, wow.
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KAYLA: This is it. We're here.
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Love you so much.
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Love you too, beautiful.
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Yeah, I would love for Dad to find
that special someone.
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Bye, Dad.
Love you.
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Find me a sexy step-mama.
I will.
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Just excited to see
how it all unfolds.
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It's been five years now
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since I had a proper,
serious relationship,
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so I'm definitely ready.
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Hi!
Hello.
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Hello, how are you?
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I'm very well. How are you?
Good, thank you.
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Amazing here, isn't it?
It's beautiful, isn't it?
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I'm Petula.
Very nice to meet you. Shane.
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Shane. Nice to meet you.
Where are you from, Shane?
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I'm from the Gold Coast.
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Ah, OK!
Where are you from?
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I'm from WA.
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Oh, wow.
Yeah, far, far away.
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Yeah.
Let's go have a drink.
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Have a drink.
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My first impression of Shane
is that...
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Oh, he's not...
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Exciting, eh?
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Yes, I know.
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That he was shorter than I am.
That was my first impression.
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How are you feeling?
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Yeah, nervous, nervous.
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How about you?
Yeah, same.
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All the single parents have been
nominated by their loving children,
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and after waving them goodbye,
the kids have been secretly
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whisked away to a house just down
the road called The Bunker.
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(POP MUSIC)
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This will be their home
while their folks
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are in the retreat, but for now,
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they think they're here
to talk about life
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with their single parents.
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Wow, look at this!
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Hello.
Hello, how are you?
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I'm fabulous. How are you?
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Good. You look bloody fabulous.
Thank you.
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I'm Drhys.
Kayla - nice to meet you.
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You too. How have you been?
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Good! I'm so excited.
You pumped? Help yourself.
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I've just dropped off my dad, Shane.
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I'm so excited for him.
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I just dropped off Mum, Petula.
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Tell me about your mum.
What would you say is her type?
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Tall, dark and handsome.
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Ooh, OK, OK.
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Well, Dad's type
I would say is blonde.
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I just want someone
that's fun and easy-going.
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Definitely got to fit in
with the family.
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('DROP IT' BY ROSS GILLMARTIN)
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Milli's nominated me
for the retreat
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because I've just chosen
so badly in the past.
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Duds.
I don't know about duds!
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What red flags
do you think I need to avoid?
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Controlling behaviour.
Yes.
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Alcoholics.
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Alcoholics, yes.
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Recently, I've had too many
party boys.
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Yeah. We don't want that.
We don't
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want any of them.
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I want this one to be the one.
She's got the looks,
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the amazing daughter,
and she just needs
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to be treated like the queen
that she is.
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I'm gonna miss you like crazy.
Yeah, same.
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Absolutely miss you like crazy.
Milli and I spend
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every minute of every day together,
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live together, work together,
go out together...
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I get homesick
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when I'm away.
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This is, like, gonna be real hard.
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Shit, I better not
have any fat rolls...
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This is gonna be my biggest concern
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in the house,
is every time I sit down...
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Yeah, but the more act
like you care...
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You've just gotta relax.
You can't be like this all the time.
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I told you, it looks worse.
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See you.
Aw!
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I genuinely feel like
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I have never been more ready
to meet the person that I'm going to
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be with for the rest of my life,
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and so I'm hoping that this is it.
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Go find me a daddy.
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(LAUGHTER)
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I'll do my best.
OK.
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Love you.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Bye.
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Have fun.
You'll do amazing.
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You look gorgeous.
Thanks.
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Mwah.
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Yeah, WA's awesome.
I love to travel.
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It's such a big state.
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Hi!
Hello.
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Hey.
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Oh, my gosh.
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This is insane.
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Crazy, hey?
Welcome.
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Wow.
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Oh, wow. Look at this girl!
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00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,400
She's a beautiful woman.
258
00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,320
God, what a day, hey?
Have a drink.
259
00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,440
Do you want a drink?
Oh, gosh. I need a drink.
260
00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,160
Kristy bubbled in
with a big beautiful smile.
261
00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,680
Do you want me to open it for you?
I'd like that,
262
00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,920
thank you.
I'm normally attracted to blondes.
263
00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,520
Yeah, what a start. (CHUCKLES)
264
00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:23,720
Who dropped you off today?
265
00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:24,880
Milli, my daughter.
266
00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,160
Lovely.
I know.
267
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,520
It was actually quite emotional
268
00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:29,040
seeing her go off.
269
00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,160
But she's gone now.
(LAUGHTER)
270
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,200
Now the party starts!
271
00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:37,200
Yeah, Milli's really keen for me
to meet someone.
272
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:41,480
In the past, my choices
haven't always ended up very well,
273
00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:45,840
so I'm not going to put up
with somebody that's not...
274
00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:47,040
Yeah.
..just right.
275
00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,120
Yeah.
276
00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,480
And I think the older you get,
277
00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:54,600
the more you do know what you love
and what's important to you.
278
00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,200
It has to add value to your life.
279
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,560
Yeah.
280
00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:01,400
# We're on fire
281
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,320
I'm sure I'm going to meet
some lovely people in there,
282
00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:05,440
and hopefully find
the love of my life.
283
00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,680
My dad's my best friend.
284
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,440
We get along like a house on fire.
285
00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,320
# We're on fire
286
00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,360
I've been in the fire brigade
for 20 years.
287
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,480
I'm looking for someone to start
that next chapter with, and to
288
00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:18,840
get off the endless texting
on dating apps.
289
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,800
Alright, mate.
Have fun.
290
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:22,960
Love you, buddy.
291
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,960
Loneliness is the darkest
of all evils,
292
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,200
and I don't want to be lonely.
293
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:32,400
I'm excited to get in there
and meet all these ladies.
294
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:34,840
OK. Relax.
295
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,240
(LAUGHS)
296
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,120
We are from Victor Harbour
in South Australia.
297
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:42,040
It's definitely referred to
as God's waiting room.
298
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,600
It's not a big hunting ground
for singles.
299
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,560
I haven't been on a date
for over 18 months.
300
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,000
You'll be fine.
Just don't be yourself.
301
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,120
Just don't be myself?
302
00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:52,720
Yeah, don't be yourself.
(LAUGHS)
303
00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:54,960
Thanks, little princess.
Don't call me that!
304
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,560
Please don't call me that.
305
00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,440
Holy crap.
What have I gotten myself into?
306
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,200
KATE: What a delicious web
we're weaving!
307
00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:08,800
Hopeful single parents
and their kids completely oblivious
308
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,680
about what they're in for.
309
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,280
Hello!
Hello.
310
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,520
Welcome.
Hey.
311
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:15,600
Hello.
312
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:16,840
How are we?
313
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,600
How are you going?
What's your name?
314
00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:19,640
Eliza.
315
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,040
Hey. We're a Christmas tree.
316
00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,120
(LAUGHTER)
317
00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,520
Hun, it's time.
318
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:29,400
I only said yes to you
so that you would leave me alone.
319
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,520
I didn't think we'd end up here.
320
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,320
# Got a mind to change
321
00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:38,560
It was just the perfect opportunity
to get her out of her comfort zone.
322
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:41,280
I'm always pestering her, like,
'You need to do something.'
323
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,800
The past six years,
she's done nothing.
324
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,280
He's always telling me off.
325
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,680
I'm not telling you off.
'You need Botox, you need this,
326
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,160
you need that.' Oh!
327
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,480
All you know is your marriage
of 28 years.
328
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,960
I feel like
the 28 years of marriage,
329
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000
I was really a single mum,
330
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:02,000
because my ex-husband
was never around.
331
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:07,880
I never had a companion
or someone that I can lean on,
332
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:11,240
or you know, make me feel safe,
333
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:14,600
or someone that I could trust,
and yeah.
334
00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:18,560
I knew he was having an affair,
but it was always, 'No, no, no.'
335
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,800
And at the end, I thought,
you know what?
336
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,560
I can't do this anymore.
I'm too tired.
337
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:27,320
You know, Sam,
he wants to see me happy
338
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,360
and enjoy the rest of my life.
339
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,120
It's a whole world out there.
340
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:34,480
# Oh-oh-oh
341
00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:37,200
# I would love to let go. #
342
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:41,000
I think I'm just scared,
because my heart got broken.
343
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,720
I've never dated anyone.
344
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:46,680
I haven't been with anyone except
for my husband, and you know,
345
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:47,840
I stayed in the marriage
346
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:50,400
because my kids
were my number one priority.
347
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,320
I'm so proud of you for doing this.
Oh, I'm so nervous!
348
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,480
I love you so much.
Aw.
349
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,480
You're a bad bitch. You're hard.
350
00:14:58,520 --> 00:14:59,520
Love you.
Love you.
351
00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:00,920
Bye, see you later.
Bye.
352
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,480
Bye.
353
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,120
Remember that you're hot.
354
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,320
It's time for me to find someone
355
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:14,720
to treat me the way I want
to be treated, and to be loved.
356
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,120
I think I'm ready.
357
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:20,240
You need to believe so.
I think I - well, I'm here!
358
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,840
Hi!
359
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,040
(GREETINGS EXCHANGED)
(LAUGHS)
360
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,600
I'm going to kill my son.
(LAUGHTER)
361
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,480
So my son brought me here.
362
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:35,160
He goes to me, 'It's about time
you got off that couch, Mum.' I go,
363
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,840
'OK, thanks Sam.
(LAUGHTER)
364
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:42,320
SHANE: Mel, she was another
beautiful woman. She's wonderful.
365
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,160
Been married for 28 years,
been on my own for six years.
366
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,680
And so have you dated at all...
No.
367
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,920
So nothing?
Nothing, nothing, nothing,
368
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:56,000
nothing. It's concrete shut.
That's it. Nothing.
369
00:15:56,040 --> 00:16:00,640
Nothing!
Nothing. Nothing's happening.
370
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,640
Nothing?
Nup. Nothing.
371
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:03,760
Oh, she's...
372
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,240
(LAUGHS)
373
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,440
They'll need dynamite
to get in there.
374
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,160
(LAUGHTER)
375
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,000
And here we are today.
376
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,720
Wow.
Well done.
377
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,440
Cheers.
Yes, thank you.
378
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,840
Next, one more mum...
379
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,600
BOTH: Perfect, perfect, perfect!
380
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,800
Hi!
Wow.
381
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,280
(CHUCKLES)
382
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:30,080
..and one more dad
rock up to the retreat.
383
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,600
I'm Darren.
MEL: Very suave in his suit.
384
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:34,800
Like, hey.
385
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,560
DARREN: Coming on
an experience like this,
386
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,200
I'm not going to hold back anymore,
and hopefully I'll find love.
387
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:45,160
And the kids' worlds
are set to be turned upside down.
388
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,320
You think you're here to talk about
your single parents,
389
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:51,000
but the role
is slightly bigger than that.
390
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,480
Stop!
(LAUGHS)
391
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,600
(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)
392
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,600
(LAUGHS)
393
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,560
What the hell is going on?
394
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,960
KATE: In this retreat made for love,
395
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,400
the one thing we don't want to see
are stony-faced people.
396
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,440
Look at this one! He's given up.
397
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,720
But thankfully, our single parents
398
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,960
still have plenty of life
left in them.
399
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,360
So what state are you from?
CHARLIE: South Australia.
400
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,880
Got a little property down there
and got a little distillery,
401
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,640
make a bit of gin and vodka...
402
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,920
Oh, wow.
..and that sort of stuff, so yeah.
403
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,000
What about you guys?
I'm a hairdresser.
404
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,680
I'm a firey.
I own a construction business.
405
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,880
I'm actually a psychic medium.
406
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:38,880
Yep.
407
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:40,960
So she knew you were coming.
408
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,520
So I knew, as you walked around
the corner...
409
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:43,560
(LAUGHTER)
410
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,320
Do you know who's coming next?
411
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,960
(LAUGHTER)
412
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,760
You know, don't you?
MEL: And what she's wearing?
413
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:56,080
I can feel the energy
coming towards me!
414
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,200
Perfect.
415
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,480
BOTH: Perfect, perfect, perfect!
416
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,400
Let's do this, bitches!
417
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,000
Woohoo! You're going to have
418
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,120
so much fun.
Oh, my God.
419
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,560
Nerve, nerve, nerve.
420
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,800
Glitter, glitter, glitter.
Glitter, glitter, glitter.
421
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,760
We get mistaken for sisters
422
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,240
all the time.
All the time.
423
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,960
Ton and I
literally do everything together.
424
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,440
Our Friday night consists of
going through
425
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,160
dating apps, going yeah,
nah, yeah, nah,
426
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,760
oh my God, hilarious.
And probably every guy
427
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,680
that she likes, I'm just like,
solid no.
428
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,000
# I'm strong, I'm confident
429
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,360
# You can call me the boss. #
My mum
430
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:35,040
normally goes for
the typical red flag guy.
431
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,640
Narcissistic.
Yeah.
432
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,840
Egotistical.
Controlling.
433
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,680
It's just player after player.
434
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,160
It's like, oh my God,
it's exhausting isn't it?
435
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,000
She really just deserves someone
that's going to be genuine,
436
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,040
and love her for who she is.
437
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,520
I need a chewie or something.
I've got dog breath.
438
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,240
What's going on?
Have you got anything in the bag?
439
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,520
No, no, no.
You've got nothing?
440
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:56,680
No, we have nothing.
Repeat, we have no gum.
441
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,520
You look gorgeous.
442
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:02,560
Boobs. Everything's in?
There's nothing out?
443
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,040
Yep.
OK.
444
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,400
Alright. Love you.
Bye, love you.
445
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,840
Good luck.
446
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,480
(EXHALES)
447
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:13,360
# Suicide squad
when they talk about us
448
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,440
# But when we show up,
ain't no talk around us. #
449
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:19,120
Fairy godmother.
She promised every little girl
450
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,760
their Prince Charming.
Will, tick-tock.
451
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:24,680
Where is he? Like, where is he?
(LAUGHS) Hello?
452
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,480
Oh, my God.
453
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,680
Hello.
Hi!
454
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,960
Wow. (CHUCKLES)
455
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,800
The silence.
The awkward silence.
456
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,200
I'm Marette.
457
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,400
Cheers.
ALL: Cheers.
458
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,080
As far as attractiveness goes,
459
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,760
Marette would be up there
on the high scale.
460
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,240
I'd like to get to know
Marette more.
461
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,800
So what do you do?
462
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,520
I've got two jobs. So, I work for
a telecommunications company.
463
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,360
I get paid to talk,
very good at my job.
464
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,200
And then my daughter and I opened
465
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,960
a salon in Scarborough
last year,
466
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,000
so we do teeth whitening, skin
treatments,
467
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,600
so a few beauty things, yeah.
468
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,960
MEL: Nice. So we've got two
469
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,040
beauty people here today.
Well, I'm not beauty,
470
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,160
remember.
Well, hair, and make-up.
471
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,280
Hair. I do hair.
Oh, that's nice.
472
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,600
I was like, oh my gosh.
This is a lot.
473
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,840
Do you really think there is real,
genuine guys out there anymore?
474
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,000
There is.
MARETTE: Oh, sorry.
475
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,600
Yeah, that's so rude!
476
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,440
Does anyone want wine?
477
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,880
God, Heath.
You pour drinks, and here you are
478
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,720
saying there's no decent men left.
479
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,640
It is what it is.
480
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:39,600
Down the road, more kids
are landing at the bunker,
481
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,120
their home away from home.
482
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,960
Oh, my goodness.
I'm so excited to meet everybody.
483
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,840
They think they're here to share
stories about their single parents,
484
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,800
but watch this space.
Hello!
485
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,800
SAM: Hi.
486
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,400
Give me a moment.
487
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,520
Who's gonna be my new brother
or sister?
488
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,120
(LAUGHTER)
489
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:07,520
Just have fun with it, you know?
Just be me?
490
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,440
Yeah, you, but maybe
491
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,120
tone it down a little bit.
Tone down? (LAUGHS)
492
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,800
I've nominated my dad
for the retreat.
493
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,240
He bases most of his relationships
on that initial spark.
494
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:21,520
It would be nice for him I guess
to develop deeper connections with
495
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:24,680
women that are more towards his age.
496
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,640
Just give stuff a chance, you know?
497
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,600
Just enjoy the company of some
498
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,440
different people
that you wouldn't normally.
499
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:31,760
I like meeting new people.
500
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,440
I love going out with friends
on a Friday night
501
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,880
and we have a dance
and have a drink,
502
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:38,720
but I'm sick and tired
of coming home on my own.
503
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:43,240
But I want that passion.
I want that fun, that naughtiness.
504
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,400
Spark and passion
are still big for me,
505
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,200
but hopefully, fingers crossed...
506
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:50,440
For the one?
..I have a spark, I find the one.
507
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,320
My unicorn that I've been
looking for, for years.
508
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:59,200
I think he's struggled to find love
because he retreats too quickly,
509
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,280
and he probably needs to put some
more time and effort into it.
510
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,760
I take on board what Tess said.
511
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,880
I think if it's gonna be
a long-term relationship,
512
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,640
you've got to invest more,
513
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,560
because you're not dating
an individual,
514
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,080
you're dating a family,
and you're creating
515
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,440
a family environment.
Alright.
516
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,440
You look gorgeous.
517
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:16,640
So do you, babe.
518
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,360
# Are you ready?
519
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,560
# Here it comes
520
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,400
Every night I come home on my own.
521
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,400
I want to stop doing that. I want to
meet someone and change my life.
522
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,240
If I met the love of my life
in this retreat,
523
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:31,280
I'd be rapt.
524
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:32,960
Oh, look at this!
525
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,640
Hello.
526
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,960
(LAUGHS) I'm Darren.
527
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,720
MEL: Very suave in his suit,
528
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,200
very well-dressed.
529
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:45,920
Yeah, he knew, like, hey -
it's me coming in now.
530
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,680
Marette. Nice to meet you.
DARREN: How are you?
531
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,240
MARATTE: Darren,
he's very good-looking.
532
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:51,880
I'm dying to know more about him.
533
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:52,960
Petula.
Petula.
534
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,360
He looked really nice,
and he was tall.
535
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:57,960
That smile.
536
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,240
I am instantly drawn to Darren.
537
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,840
You ladies are looking lovely.
538
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,400
Thank you.
539
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,760
Straight away, I just thought,
540
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,120
smooth operator.
So I was like, mmm,
541
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,320
I've got to be wary
of the smooth operators.
542
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,480
I run a luxury travel business
543
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,000
with my daughter Tess,
544
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,520
who nominated me.
She nominate you?
545
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,280
Yeah, she nominated me.
546
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,520
She dobbed me in. She said, 'Dad,
you've gotta do this. It's fun.'
547
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,480
And what's the worst
that can happen? Yeah.
548
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,680
Correct.
That's what I always say to my kids.
549
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,680
What's the worst that can happen?
You just try everything.
550
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,320
Worst that can happen, you go home.
That's it. You've gotta try.
551
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:29,520
Marette is a gorgeous girl,
552
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,480
great body, a lot of what I like
in a person.
553
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,040
She looks very similar
to one of my exes.
554
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,040
In many ways, she's my type of girl.
555
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,520
Oh, my God.
He's very good-looking.
556
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,880
I went off dating websites
probably a year ago.
557
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,600
I'm 56, right?
As soon as you get over 50,
558
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,640
the likes decrease hugely.
559
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,960
Coming onto an experience like this,
560
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,520
I'm not going to hold back anymore,
and hopefully I'll find love.
561
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,720
# That's hot. #
Woo!
562
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:57,200
How good's this?
Oh, wow. This is nice.
563
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,840
Love the styling. Wow.
564
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,400
KATE: I'm happy you love
the styling,
565
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,640
but finding a love interest
to set your world on fire
566
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,440
is what it's really all about.
567
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,760
Let me stoke that fire up
568
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,320
a bit, for you.
Yeah, go. Come on. Hey.
569
00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:17,760
Mmm, always handy to have a firey
around the place.
570
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,720
So, while Heath warms things up
at the retreat,
571
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:24,360
I'm off to the kids' bunker
just down the road.
572
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,600
# Just turn it on
573
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:34,960
Finally, now I'm on Channel Nine,
I get a rockstar entrance -
574
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,640
the sexy slow-mo, banging track,
575
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:42,840
and hot from fashion week,
I'm bringing the chic.
576
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,000
Oh, yeah. It's a thing.
577
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,040
KAYLA: Ooh, hello!
578
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,800
(GREETINGS EXCHANGED)
Hello, everybody.
579
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,440
Hello.
Oh, my Gosh. A vision in pink.
580
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,960
How is this?
This is quite a vibe, huh?
581
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,600
I love it.
582
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,200
Kate walks into the bunker,
583
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:01,360
and I'm thinking,
584
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,680
whoa, what's going on here.
585
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:04,960
Have you all had a chance
586
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,360
to get to know one another?
We are very well acquainted.
587
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,320
I know that you think you're all
588
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,240
here to talk about
your single parents.
589
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,920
The role that you're
going to be playing
590
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,840
is slightly bigger than that.
591
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,200
Stop!
(LAUGHS)
592
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,800
Do you want to find out more?
Yes.
593
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,600
OK, follow me.
594
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,080
(SQUEALING)
595
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,960
# So let the games begin
596
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:36,760
# Let the games begin
597
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:40,040
Oh, my God.
Come on in, guys.
598
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,760
(LAUGHS)
599
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:45,760
Oh, my God. The screen.
Oh, my God!
600
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,480
Unreal.
601
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:51,000
# Let the games begin. #
So good.
602
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:55,000
We want you to be involved
603
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,400
in your parents' time
at the retreat,
604
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:01,480
and when I say involved,
I mean really involved.
605
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,160
Oh, my God!
606
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:09,480
So, welcome to the...
607
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,120
Surveillance room.
608
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,120
(SQUEALING AND LAUGHTER)
609
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,040
Oh, my God!
610
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,280
My heart sank to my stomach.
611
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,320
Like, what the hell is going on?
612
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:31,120
Oh, my God. I can't! Cut it!
613
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,280
Coming up...
614
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:33,640
It's date night.
615
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,040
..there's no time to muck around...
616
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,560
Look at my mum's face!
I thought, oh my God.
617
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,880
I don't know how to date.
618
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:44,280
..as the kids settle in
to binge on cringe.
619
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,920
Ugh.
KRISTY: Fondue.
620
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,360
Oh, my God. Please feed her.
621
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,600
Oh, no.
(LAUGHS)
622
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,560
Are you getting really hot?
Yeah.
623
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,600
Oh, Mum, don't.
624
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:56,680
Through the lens
of this unique experience...
625
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,560
My ex-husband rung me and told me
626
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,160
he got caught having the affair.
627
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,520
..secrets are revealed.
628
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,040
It's gonna take
a very special person
629
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,720
for me to feel safe again.
630
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,200
She played up with my best mate.
631
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,400
Oh, my God.
632
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,520
And uncensored viewing...
633
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:12,880
How do you reckon
the kids are going?
634
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,440
..drops a bomb at the bunker.
635
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,160
If I saw Marette, I'd swipe right.
636
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,920
What? What is he saying?
637
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,920
First conversation, I'd be (BLEEP)
blocking the number straight away.
638
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,480
It was just horrible to hear.
639
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,600
That's your mum.
If it were up to me,
640
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,400
see ya later!
641
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:40,400
Welcome to the Surveillance Room.
642
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:45,920
And of course, the word surveillance
suggests spying.
643
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,480
(SQUEALING AND LAUGHTER)
644
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,680
Oh, no way!
645
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:55,720
With the kids about to tune into
some highly-classified content.
646
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,400
Oh, my God.
This makes me extremely nervous.
647
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,400
I can't believe I'm spying on Dad.
648
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:04,120
I'm feeling like a hundred thousand
million emotions.
649
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,880
It feels like we're doing
something wrong here, but
650
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,760
I can't look away from the screen.
651
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,600
ALL: Cheers.
652
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,840
Your parents have no idea
653
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,160
that you'll be watching
their every move.
654
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,280
They think that everything
planned for them
655
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,560
is done by dating consultants,
656
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:27,520
and it will be,
but the dating consultants...
657
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,720
(POP MUSIC BUILDS)
658
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,000
..are actually you.
Yass!
659
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,360
So basically
I'm a dating consultant now.
660
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,040
You're joking.
You have to be kidding right now.
661
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,200
My heart sank to my stomach.
662
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,400
Scared, excited, intrigued.
663
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,520
Am I up to the task of being
664
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,480
a dating consultant? I think I am.
665
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:52,040
I'll do anything to help Mum
on her mission to find love.
666
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,800
I've got a little bit more news.
667
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,760
Oh, goodness me.
More?
668
00:28:55,800 --> 00:29:00,680
During your stay, you're going to
all compete in challenges.
669
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,720
The challenges will give you
the chance to influence
670
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,320
your parents' experience
671
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,120
at the retreat in a major way.
Wow.
672
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:14,920
Like having a say in who they date,
or who they don't date,
673
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,000
and if your parents
make a special connection,
674
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,440
they will go to
675
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,400
a blessing ceremony...
Wow.
676
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,360
..where you have the power
to approve
677
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,080
or disapprove of the union.
678
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,960
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my God.
679
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,560
You're gonna have
a really big decision to make.
680
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,080
It's pretty full on.
681
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,560
It is extremely stressful to know
682
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,760
that Dad's potential love
and happiness
683
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,720
lies in my hands.
684
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:43,840
This is just so crazy.
It's very overwhelming.
685
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:45,560
Start paying attention to
what you see.
686
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,520
Oh, OK.
687
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:50,800
And I will see you very soon.
688
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,000
Have fun.
ALL: Bye!
689
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,880
The tables have turned
from Mum giving me advice.
690
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,160
It's my turn to give her advice.
691
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,720
From the shadows, give a little bit
of a push here,
692
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,240
a little bit of a push there.
693
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,280
I'm the dating consultant now.
694
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,120
Now let's get some spicy gossip!
695
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:13,520
Dating apps are brutal
on your self-esteem. Brutal.
696
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:14,960
KAYLA: Who's the green mum again?
697
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,040
My mum.
698
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,880
Oh, my God. Your mum is stunning.
699
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,240
Yeah, I know. She's pretty hot.
Wow.
700
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,360
(LAUGHTER)
701
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,480
Whose dad is in the black?
That's my dad there.
702
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,440
Black shirt. Short sleeve.
703
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,480
Whose dad is the one...
The white shirt?
704
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,320
My dad.
He's handsome.
705
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:31,720
Your dad's a DILF.
706
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,200
(LAUGHTER)
707
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,880
If he doesn't find love in there,
he can come see me.
708
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,280
(LAUGHTER)
709
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,240
My daughter's telling me, she goes,
'Dad, be ten percent of yourself.'
710
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:43,120
Yeah. (LAUGHS) Tone it down.
Yeah, just tone it down.
711
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,840
Dad has no filter.
712
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,800
He over-shares, too, so just...
713
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:56,680
Back then, when I was 30, 35,
marriage was for life for me.
714
00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:00,880
But I won't put up with things
I don't want to put up with.
715
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,000
I won't settle.
716
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,880
This is gonna be incredibly awkward.
717
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:08,040
I know there's a lot of things that
I don't want to know about Dad.
718
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:12,160
I need that - sorry,
but over-the-kitchen-bench feel.
719
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,680
Oh!
720
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,320
(GROANS)
Oh, my God,
721
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,720
please stop. I can't.
722
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,520
I need that sort of
'have sex on the couch' shit.
723
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,840
That sort of stuff.
I need that sort of passion.
724
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,200
Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh.
725
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:26,960
I can't. I can't.
726
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,480
Like... (GROANS)
727
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:33,480
I was a Stepford Wife
in a very controlled marriage.
728
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:35,840
When I left, I finally chose myself.
729
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,680
I refer to myself as Rapunzel,
730
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,080
because I built my walls up so high,
731
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,160
they're that high, I am Rapunzel.
732
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,920
But I am ready.
I am ready to find somebody.
733
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,120
Someone once said to me,
the little things
734
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,720
that you find that you love about
someone when you first meet them
735
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,080
are the things you hate the most
about them when you leave them.
736
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,160
100 percent.
737
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,720
And I was like, wow, that really
738
00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:00,120
resonated with me and my husband.
Like... (RASPY BREATHING)
739
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,840
Oh, my God. I literally want to put
a pillow on your face.
740
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:04,920
(LAUGHS)
741
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,200
Was that your mum?
742
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:14,080
My mum has so many walls up
because she's just been through hell
743
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:18,760
with men, and I feel like that's
the reason why she really struggles
744
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,560
to find someone
that she can connect with.
745
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:25,680
I want the fairytale.
That godfairy whatever her name is
746
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,640
promised every little girl
a Prince Charming,
747
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:31,680
well (BLEEP). Tick-tock, (BLEEP).
Where is he?
748
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,840
Like, come on!
(IMITATES BEEPING)
749
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,760
I've done the hard - yeah, I know!
750
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,200
(LAUGHTER)
751
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,920
This is so good.
752
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:46,840
I feel like it is perfect for me
to just be watching my mum
753
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:50,120
be her authentic self,
but she needs to find a man.
754
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,000
That's why we're here,
to find a genuine connection.
755
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:02,520
Mmm, nothing says romance
more than a private pond.
756
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,160
And a manicured bush. (CHUCKLES)
757
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:09,760
So let's hope our singles
are in the mood to dive right in.
758
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,640
So Kris, what's your dating history?
759
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,760
I wouldn't say the last three years
have all been terrible.
760
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,760
I've actually really enjoyed it.
761
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,600
I feel so excited that I could meet
my next partner.
762
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:25,080
I just feel forever optimistic
that love is coming for me.
763
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,760
I did dating apps for a little bit.
764
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:30,000
What's your age range?
My age range usually
765
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:35,320
is 35 to 50 I think.
766
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,160
See, I told you.
All girls put 50 on their - as a...
767
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:41,920
That's why I put my age at 48,
and then say I'm 56.
768
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,440
I definitely had my fun. There were
days I did three dates in a day.
769
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,840
Oh! High five!
770
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,960
Your mum's a boss. She's so cool.
771
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,960
People say, if he takes you
out to dinner,
772
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,680
if he pays, you have to put out.
773
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,480
(LAUGHTER)
774
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,360
Well that's not happening.
I'll pay for myself. That's why
775
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,240
I say I'll pay for myself.
I dunno who you're talking to.
776
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,800
A gentleman should pay for the date.
That's my belief.
777
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,760
KAYLA: Oh, your mum
just looked Dad up and down.
778
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,440
(LAUGHS)
Stop it!
779
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,920
I've never once had a date
where I didn't pay. Not once.
780
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,600
Aw, what a gentleman.
781
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:17,280
(SQUEAL OF DELIGHT)
782
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,760
KRISTY: With Shane,
I just notice every time he speaks,
783
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,560
he's just so respectful.
784
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,840
He's just a really nice,
genuine guy.
785
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,400
I wonder what these matchmakers
are gonna do.
786
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,040
KAYLA: They have no idea
we're watching.
787
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,120
Yeah.
No idea.
788
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:35,160
KATE: Being in the retreat
is all about making connections,
789
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:41,240
and gin distiller Charlie is hoping
he can intoxicate the ladies.
790
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,400
So Easter time,
have you heard of agave?
791
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,560
Agave...
Yeah,
792
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,040
the plants.
Yeah.
793
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:50,240
So, my sister goes,
'Let's get rid of this plant. So
794
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,760
I've got the chainsaw.
I'm cutting these big fronds off."
795
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:53,960
Oh, my God.
796
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,920
I love my dad, but he just goes off
797
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,040
on these tangents.
798
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,080
So I'm cutting them down,
squirting all up my arms.
799
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,600
Most people get it on
and get a bit itchy,
800
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,400
like my brother-in-law did.
801
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,000
Oh, wow.
802
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,080
(GROANS)
803
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,640
Just huge blisters they turned into.
804
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,280
Lucky I had glasses on.
But I had no idea.
805
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,400
Oh, wow.
806
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,120
Charlie, you know, you've just gotta
reel it in sometimes.
807
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,720
Just relax.
808
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,800
Steroid cream, you've got to rub in.
809
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,000
Where else are you rubbing
that steroid cream?
810
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:25,040
Yeah.
811
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,480
(LAUGHTER)
812
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,760
Ah.
It would be lovely
813
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,280
if he actually
just allowed someone else to speak.
814
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:33,760
Actually, how is everyone feeling?
815
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,520
I feel like I'm prying, but I also
used to do this shit
816
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,280
when I was younger and just hide
behind the walls and listen...
817
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,480
(LAUGHTER)
..and listen to
818
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,560
my mum's conversations, so...
819
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,200
It's nothing new for me.
820
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:47,760
So we're going actually over for
a wedding to the Greek Islands.
821
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,000
That's on my bucket list.
822
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,480
I go to my kids if I...
So you haven't
823
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:51,600
travelled?
Nah.
824
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,240
And you're Greek?
825
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,360
(SAD MUSIC)
826
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,440
If someone told me years ago,
827
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,960
'You'll end up here,'
I'd say, 'Yep no worries.
828
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,960
Not happening, not happening.'
829
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,520
I haven't dated since I got married.
830
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,520
I met my husband at 22.
831
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:12,200
I don't know about dating.
I don't know how to date.
832
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:13,960
So I've just been a homebody.
833
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,880
You know, lying on the couch
and just doing nothing
834
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,200
in my safe bubble.
835
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:21,840
Look I've been to Greece.
Look I went to Greece twice
836
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,720
with my parents when I was little,
and then I went for my 50th
837
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:29,440
with my sister and my daughter,
and that's when my ex-husband
838
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,440
rung me and told me he got caught
having the affair.
839
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,480
(TENDER MUSIC)
840
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,520
He got caught having the affair?
841
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:41,600
Before I went overseas -
it was my 50th...
842
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:42,920
How long are we talking?
843
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,840
So, six years ago.
Yep.
844
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,160
This is your...
My ex, yep.
845
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,960
He rings me one day,
846
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,200
and then he goes, 'Someone saw me,'
847
00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:55,360
and I knew straight away.
So had you suspected
848
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,480
he was having an affair?
Mmm.
849
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,520
(SAD MUSIC)
850
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:07,480
I don't know. I think
I'm just scared to let myself go,
851
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,960
because I don't want to get
my heart broken again.
852
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,000
Um...
853
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:16,760
Yeah.
854
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,480
My heart got broken so bad that...
855
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:24,720
You know, I loved my ex-husband
so much that I put up with so much,
856
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:29,560
and that trust was broken,
and he never made me feel safe.
857
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,200
I always felt alone.
858
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:32,600
It was hard.
859
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,920
But because of what happened,
860
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,360
I was depressed.
Mmm.
861
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,080
KAYLA: Is your mum quite emotional?
Yeah.
862
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,600
She's like a big soft...
I can feel that.
863
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,640
I was gonna say, I can really
feel that, and I can see it.
864
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,960
Because I was hurt so much,
865
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,440
I think its going to take
a very special person
866
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:53,920
for me to feel safe again, yeah.
867
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,040
And it's going to take
a while I think.
868
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,000
And then I was sitting there
in Greece,
869
00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,440
and I was thinking,
you know what?
870
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,840
I'm not gonna go back.
871
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,640
I'm not gonna go back to him.
872
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,440
I thought to myself, no,
I'm going to ask him to leave.
873
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,280
So I got back home and I said
to him, 'You need to leave now.
874
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,480
Enough is enough.'
875
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,560
Good for you.
876
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,680
Thank you.
Absolutely.
877
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:18,360
Thank you.
878
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,360
KIDS: Aw.
879
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:25,480
You're a smokin' hot woman,
and it's your time now.
880
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,200
But it's like my son said,
'Mum, it's your time.
881
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,280
You need to go out
and enjoy yourself now,'
882
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:34,120
but it's gonna be hard,
but I think I'll get there.
883
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,400
How are you feeling?
884
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:41,160
I think it's just good that they're
having a chat amongst each other.
885
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:45,000
I'm really, really proud of her.
I think it's really great to see her
886
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:50,000
be open and receptive and just talk
and discuss things with someone.
887
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,200
These are exactly the reasons why
888
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:56,120
I nominated my mum to go into
the retreat. She's amazing.
889
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,360
But she needs to believe it
for herself.
890
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,960
I 110 percent believe that my mum
will find love.
891
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,040
Next...
It's date night.
892
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,040
Look at my mum's face!
893
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,880
On the most unique dating experience
to hit the screens...
894
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,520
That's a bit scandalous.
895
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,960
..things get spicy with a threesome.
896
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,960
There is a little bit of
a love triangle.
897
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,080
She has fanny flutters.
898
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:26,040
And who's left dateless...
899
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,000
Oh, you're not going to choose?
900
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:30,560
..in a decision that shocks
the retreat.
901
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:31,840
(GASPS)
902
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,080
(FUNKY MUSIC)
903
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:46,960
NARRATOR: Right now, our eight
904
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,920
perfect strangers
are sizing each other up in the hope
905
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,240
of finding love again.
906
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:55,040
What they don't know is that
their kids are spying on them.
907
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,240
I've dated older girls
and I've dated younger.
908
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:02,120
I don't think that age is something
you put on a relationship.
909
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:05,080
So you had some nice chat?
910
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:06,600
Yeah, we did actually.
911
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:07,960
Yeah?
912
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,680
I like Darren.
913
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,840
Older guy, yeah.
The tall one, yep.
914
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,280
So that's...
915
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,040
Smooth criminal.
916
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,400
(CHUCKLES)
917
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,360
# Bang-bang, bang-bang
918
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,240
# You'd look awfully good on me
919
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,800
# You'd look awfully good on me. #
920
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,440
Well hello.
921
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:36,680
(EXCHANGE OF GREETINGS)
922
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,080
Kate walked in...
KATE: Surprise.
923
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,400
..and we've got no idea
what's happening, which is great.
924
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:44,480
That's part of the fun of it.
925
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,080
I've got something to tell you.
926
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:51,360
Oh, my God! Here we go!
927
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:52,840
They're gonna be shocked.
928
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:54,680
It's date night.
929
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:55,960
(POP MUSIC)
930
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,720
That early?
Oh, my God!
931
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,040
(KIDS LAUGH)
932
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,480
Look at my mum's face!
933
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:03,840
Look at
my mum's face!
934
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:05,720
Your mum - look at my mum!
935
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,920
She is not having it.
936
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,760
I told you, there's not
a second to waste.
937
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,520
You are here to make a connection,
938
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,600
and if you don't,
939
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,680
your time at the retreat
940
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,480
might come to an end
sooner rather than later.
941
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:25,680
(GASPS)
Oh!
942
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,560
So, put yourselves out there
and get to know everyone.
943
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:31,560
Ladies,
944
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,800
which of these lovely men
would you like to go on a date with?
945
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,480
Oh, my God.
946
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,040
SHANE: If I don't get picked,
I think it would be
947
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,280
a bit of a blow to the confidence.
948
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,240
Oh, my God.
If my dad doesn't get chosen,
949
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,320
I will actually cry.
950
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,640
Aw.
951
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:52,240
Mel, who would you like to
go on a date with?
952
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:53,960
I took a sleeping tablet.
953
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,520
(LAUGHTER)
She did.
954
00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:00,760
OK.
I'm gonna be off in a nana soon.
955
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,680
That'll be a fun date.
(LAUGHTER)
956
00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:05,440
While you're still awake,
957
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,520
who would you like to choose
to go on a date with?
958
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,880
(PLAYFUL MUSIC)
Come on.
959
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,480
OK, I pick...
960
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,440
Shane.
(SQUEALS)
961
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,560
My mum, your dad!
962
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,040
Oh, my God.
My dad's embarrassed.
963
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,760
Shane, are you excited to be
going on a date?
964
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,680
Yes, I am excited.
That's what we're here for.
965
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:32,160
I'm so excited for my first date
in a million years.
966
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:35,560
My heart's just beating
out of my chest,
967
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,120
because I've never done
anything like this.
968
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,600
I'm glad she's warming up though.
969
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,960
She was so anxious.
Petula.
970
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:43,720
Oh!
971
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:44,960
(CHUCKLES)
Yes?
972
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,600
Which of these divine gentlemen
would you like to date tonight?
973
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:50,720
Um...
974
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,400
(LAUGHTER)
975
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,200
I'll go Darren.
976
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:59,440
(LAUGHTER AND SQUEALING)
977
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:01,640
Yes!
978
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,160
Look at his face, look at his face.
979
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,360
How do you feel, Darren?
980
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:05,840
I'm happy.
981
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,200
Petula, I really like
her confidence,
982
00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:11,400
and she's an attractive girl.
I'm really looking forward to it.
983
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,040
Kristy.
Yep.
984
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:16,760
Who will you choose?
985
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,600
Look, he's a popular man.
986
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,200
Shane.
Ooh, Shane!
987
00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:26,440
You're hot property, Shane!
Mmm-mmm-mmm!
988
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,880
Mel and Kristy both want to go on
a date with you.
989
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:32,400
There is a bit of a love triangle
with Mel, myself
990
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,600
and Shane.
I think everyone was so shocked.
991
00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:43,040
It is a bit of an ego boost,
getting 50 percent of the women
992
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,440
wanting to date you on
the first night, which is fantastic.
993
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,240
Marette, lucky last.
994
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,080
Pick me. Please pick me.
995
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:53,960
It's too soon for me.
996
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,920
I haven't really found
a connection yet, so,
997
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:57,120
I'm happy to sit one out.
998
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,120
Aw.
Oh, my God.
999
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:01,280
Stop it.
1000
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,040
Oh you're not gonna choose?
1001
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:07,520
No, I feel fine.
OK, OK.
1002
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,240
Happy with my decision.
1003
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:10,440
Why did you make that decision?
1004
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:14,240
Because I just don't feel
a connection yet.
1005
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,720
OK.
1006
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,920
I'm not gonna sit here and lie,
I was really disappointed
1007
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,480
about my mum's decision,
1008
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,960
not going on a date.
She's putting up walls.
1009
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,880
We're here for her to
get out of her comfort zone,
1010
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:31,680
and I'm just gonna see
how things pan out.
1011
00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:33,600
Marette, you, Heath and Charlie
1012
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,000
will be sitting this one out.
Yes.
1013
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,720
(PENSIVE MUSIC)
1014
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,200
Yeah, what happened?
1015
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:44,840
I was pretty shocked to be honest.
I was starting to get frustrated.
1016
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,280
Like, what is wrong with me?
1017
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:49,600
We are here to connect,
1018
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:51,200
but I think Marette
was very closed off,
1019
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:53,080
and it didn't matter who it was.
1020
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:55,360
Crikeys. It was like
1021
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:56,400
missing out on getting in
1022
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:57,960
the football team
for the first time.
1023
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,480
Marette saying no to a date tonight,
1024
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,560
I thought it was
a wasted opportunity,
1025
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:05,360
and I'm no Paris model, but even if
we weren't her ideal choice,
1026
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,240
I wonder what she's doing here
to be honest.
1027
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,720
Well let's get excited
for date night.
1028
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,160
Petula and Darren...
1029
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,320
Instantly I was thinking, OK,
we're gonna go out for dinner,
1030
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:19,160
we're gonna go for a walk...
..you are heading
1031
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,000
to the spa.
1032
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,280
(LAUGHTER)
Oh, my God.
1033
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:27,280
(KIDS EXPRESS INTRIGUE)
No way!
1034
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,360
I use humour to hide my emotions,
1035
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,000
and I think I do it really well,
but clearly I don't.
1036
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:38,240
DRHYS: This will be awesome
to watch. She just doesn't do this.
1037
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,440
I'm going for a (BLEEP) spa.
Do you want
1038
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,640
my shower cap?
That's my worst nightmare.
1039
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:44,400
I would have worn the shower cap,
I don't care.
1040
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,560
(BLEEP).
Do you want the shower cap?
1041
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:49,560
(BLEEP). No. No, actually,
I'll just tie my hair up.
1042
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:53,240
I'm really excited.
Getting into your bathers
1043
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,280
and going into a spa,
it's the best date you could have.
1044
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,840
(FUNKY MUSIC)
1045
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,520
(LAUGHTER AND SQUEALING)
1046
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,400
Oh, my God!
1047
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,080
On the knuckles!
On the knuckles!
1048
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,280
Oh, my God!
1049
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,280
It is terribly cringey.
1050
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:18,120
I almost died when I saw him
doing those push-ups.
1051
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,560
Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh.
1052
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,280
Stop it.
Stop it!
1053
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,480
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
1054
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,000
Here we go.
This is so romantic, isn't it?
1055
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,720
I know. (LAUGHS)
1056
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:30,440
DRHYS: How are you feeling,
watching your dad?
1057
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:33,000
I'm just like,
nervous on what, like...
1058
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,240
What he's gonna say?
..what he says,
1059
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:35,440
what the conversation is.
1060
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,160
So have you dated much lately?
1061
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,360
No, but I've only been single
1062
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,160
for the last year.
Yep.
1063
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:45,520
The guy that I was seeing, he was
just after friends with benefits,
1064
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,800
and I just didn't want that.
Yeah.
1065
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,560
I actually want somebody,
when I'm 80, and sitting on
1066
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:54,760
that park bench, that I can laugh
and joke with and reminisce.
1067
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,280
I like your mum.
1068
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,640
She's not here to play games.
Exactly.
1069
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,600
Cheers.
Cheers.
1070
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,360
Mum's secret move is one-on-ones.
She's a psychic medium.
1071
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,320
She'll read him
before he can read her.
1072
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,480
Aw, slay.
1073
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,760
I dated a girl who was
a personal trainer, tall,
1074
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:11,960
skinny, blonde,
1075
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,600
and I won't date that now.
1076
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:17,480
Anyone with all the work done,
I'd veer away from, you know?
1077
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,560
I know friends that have had
work done, and that's fine.
1078
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,640
I had a penis reduction,
and it worked out well.
1079
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:24,400
(LAUGHS)
1080
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,560
Oh! (LAUGHS)
1081
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:27,720
(LAUGHS) Yes.
1082
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,160
I feel like she's opened up
her body language.
1083
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:31,320
Oh, 100 percent.
1084
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:32,960
I think she's reading the energy.
1085
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,280
I'm surprised by Darren.
1086
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,040
There was familiarity, there was
1087
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:40,240
no awkwardness, and he was funny
and he was bubbly, and I was like,
1088
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:44,440
OK, this is -
yeah, we can leave now. (LAUGHS)
1089
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,360
KAYLA: I feel like they're
getting pretty close.
1090
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,040
What do you guys think?
1091
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,320
Are you getting really hot?
1092
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:52,040
It is really hot.
1093
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,520
Oh!
1094
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:54,880
I can feel the energy.
1095
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,360
SAM: It's getting a bit frisky here.
1096
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:58,440
I'll take your glass.
1097
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:02,320
It's going to be freezing
when we get out.
1098
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,120
I didn't want to get out of the spa
1099
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:07,200
and she jumped out.
1100
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:09,320
I think it went well.
1101
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,760
DRHYS: Thoughts on Darren P he is
a bit of a showman out there.
1102
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,720
Overconfident and that's
not really mum's style.
1103
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,720
I'm very sceptical.
1104
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,200
You know, I don't want to see Mum
go through any more heartbreak.
1105
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,360
NARRATOR: Now, we have
old two-dates Shane
1106
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:31,800
with Mel on her first date
in decades.
1107
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,600
I forced my mum to come here,
1108
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,480
basically, to get her
out of her comfort zone.
1109
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:38,360
After leaving my dad, she became
so complacent
1110
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,200
and I'm just like, "Babe, you need
to go out and do something."
1111
00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:42,320
How you feeling?
1112
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:44,880
Not bad.
Not bad?
1113
00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:48,800
Every big journey
starts with a step.
1114
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,160
Oh!
1115
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:53,720
Mel, I think she is just
a beautiful soul
1116
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,400
and I feel like
he's really vibing her.
1117
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,160
So, have you gone on dating apps?
Yeah, yeah.
1118
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,640
See, I'm too scared to do all that.
1119
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:03,000
It's good.
1120
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,840
With my luck, I'd probably get,
you know, catfished
1121
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,920
and then, you know, they've stolen
my identity
1122
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:12,000
and I'm in the gutter somewhere
being, you know, stabbed to death.
1123
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:14,000
(LAUGHTER)
1124
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,920
She watches
too much 'Law and Order'.
1125
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:18,200
Do you see yourself with someone?
1126
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:20,720
Yeah. Oh...
1127
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:24,320
You know, when you've been someone
for 28 years,
1128
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:25,800
I think you have that...
1129
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:30,040
..a bit scared, trust issues.
1130
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:35,400
Getting to talk to Mel, I'm trying
to chisel away a few layers of her
1131
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,160
to get to know her more.
1132
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:38,800
What do you want to do?
1133
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:44,560
I just want to find that partner
that you can enjoy life with.
1134
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:47,160
That's what you need.
We just need a companion.
1135
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:48,240
Yeah.
1136
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:52,440
Shane is a very nice guy,
easy to talk to.
1137
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:56,000
I felt comfortable
and I felt safe with Shane.
1138
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,320
He's just really genuine.
1139
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:02,680
Well, nice...
Yeah, very nice date.
1140
00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:04,120
..fresh flowers.
1141
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:05,800
Yeah, I went to a lot of trouble.
1142
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:07,320
Oh, thank you very much.
1143
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,000
(LAUGHS)
1144
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:10,080
You're welcome.
1145
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:12,240
Oh, my god!
1146
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,160
They are like high school kids,
right?
1147
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:16,160
They're so giddy.
1148
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:17,200
Told you, he's a charmer.
1149
00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:20,200
I'm just really proud of her
for putting herself out there.
1150
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:24,720
# What do you want to go...
1151
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:28,000
NARRATOR: With no time to catch
his breath...
1152
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:29,400
Come on, let's go.
Where do we have to go?
1153
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,880
..Shane's off on his second date
with Kristy.
1154
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:34,360
Shane is just a stud.
1155
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:36,680
Mel and Kristy, don't know
what he's going on,
1156
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:38,360
but I need a bit of it.
1157
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:43,080
..for a night that involves
my favourite aphrodisiac,
1158
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:44,600
cheese.
1159
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,640
Shivers, we've got a bit
of a fondue set.
1160
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:48,720
Wow.
1161
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,040
(GASPS) They sat close.
1162
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,360
That's my dad's type on paper.
1163
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:55,920
How tall is he?
1164
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:57,960
Um, like taller than me.
I don't know.
1165
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,520
Yeah, I think she likes Shane.
1166
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:04,160
He's not someone that I thought
she would go for.
1167
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:07,120
But obviously, like, she has
an attraction towards him.
1168
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,520
KRISTY: First day, first date.
1169
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:12,160
I can't know
if these are butterflies
1170
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:13,560
or my limbs are limp.
1171
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:16,520
I don't know what's going on.
1172
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:19,320
So, cheers to our first date.
1173
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:20,480
First date.
1174
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,760
I'm feeling really protective
at this point.
1175
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,640
I do have quite a lot
of high standards.
1176
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:30,400
In the outside world,
I definitely have an input
1177
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:33,240
when it comes to any dates
he goes on.
1178
00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:35,880
So, when was your last relationship?
1179
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:37,520
I've been divorced for five years.
1180
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:39,120
Yeah, five years. Yeah.
1181
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:42,880
I've had a couple of false starts,
so speak.
1182
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:44,400
False starts. I like that.
1183
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:49,120
Kristy, I was attracted to straight
away but I am...
1184
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:50,160
I'm not sure.
1185
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,120
I wish I had Kayla's input
1186
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:56,080
because normally, I don't go
on a date without getting her input.
1187
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:57,800
Fondue.
1188
00:51:57,840 --> 00:51:59,040
(CHUCKLES)
Could be very messy.
1189
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:00,520
I don't think I've ever had it.
1190
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,280
You going to have a go?
Yeah, why not?
1191
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:04,480
I don't know how to do it.
1192
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:07,840
Just get in there and you can go
a bit heavier than that.
1193
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,520
Come on, Dad. Feed her some cheese.
1194
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,320
Be a bit more generous
with the cheese.
1195
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,560
On your other P oh, no!
1196
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,320
KAYLA: Oh!
1197
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:18,680
(LAUGHTER)
1198
00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:20,000
He's nervous.
1199
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:21,360
He's so nervous. He dropped it.
1200
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:25,440
Alright, take two.
1201
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:26,760
See how we go.
1202
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:30,720
Oh, my god. Please feed her.
1203
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:38,080
Good.
1204
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,160
Oh, you!
1205
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,840
Yes!
Fatty! Come on, Dad.
1206
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:45,640
How crazy.
1207
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:47,320
Just wouldn't...
1208
00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:51,800
..have thought that here we'd be
on our first night in.
1209
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:55,440
Still a lot of life
still left in us.
1210
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,200
It's just that missing piece
sometimes.
1211
00:52:58,240 --> 00:52:59,760
Just the old missing piece
of the puzzle.
1212
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,040
Yeah, yeah.
1213
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,200
Your mum has fanny flutters.
1214
00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:05,960
She has fanny flutters.
Honestly.
1215
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,360
For sure.
1216
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:09,880
How do you normally finish a date?
1217
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,360
Um... Well, it depends.
1218
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:15,840
It all depends.
1219
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:17,320
I just want them to make out.
1220
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:21,960
Have a cheeky peck.
1221
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:29,080
That's how you finish a date.
1222
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,440
(LAUGHS)
1223
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,480
(LAUGHTER)
Wow.
1224
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:34,000
Yeah, it was great. I loved it.
1225
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,840
He's just tick, tick, tick.
1226
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,400
Is this going to be the first dad
I've ever had?
1227
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:41,280
Oh!
(LAUGHTER)
1228
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:42,760
Oh, my god.
1229
00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:48,160
NARRATOR: Coming up...
1230
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:49,880
So, she played up with my best mate.
1231
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:52,480
..when the parents unpack
their past...
1232
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,200
I slept in the spare room
for seven years.
1233
00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:55,320
(GASPS)
1234
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:56,720
It was very raw.
1235
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:59,200
..the kids and see them
in a whole new light.
1236
00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:02,400
It's easy to forget
they had whole lives before us.
1237
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,520
NARRATOR: And later,
a locker room chat...
1238
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:07,000
I don't think Retty's
has got much done.
1239
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:09,040
I think it's just the eyelashes.
A bit in the lips, I reckon.
1240
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,240
(GASPS)
1241
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:12,520
..could end one dad's time
at the retreat.
1242
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:15,480
First conversation, I'd be (BLEEP)
blocking the number straight away.
1243
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:18,440
..when the kids start calling
the shots.
1244
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:20,200
That's crazy.
1245
00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:22,000
Now, I'm literally in control.
1246
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,760
NARRATOR: As usual,
when kids wake up,
1247
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,560
the first thing they do
is look at their screens.
1248
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,040
Morning!
1249
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:39,240
Good morning.
1250
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:43,520
I love that all the men are in
the kitchen cooking for everybody.
1251
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:46,040
It's a good sign.
Up early, whipping it up.
1252
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:49,280
I feel like the women will be wowed.
1253
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,760
Good morning, everybody.
1254
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:58,280
(OVERLAPPING GREETINGS)
Aren't you all done up?
1255
00:54:58,320 --> 00:54:59,320
Not really, but...
1256
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:01,320
Oh, wow! You look nice.
1257
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:02,800
(LAUGHS)
1258
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:05,840
So, this is a bit awkward.
1259
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:09,200
My mum, Mel, went on a date
with your dad, Shane, last night,
1260
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:13,440
and your mum, Kristy, also went
on a date last night with Shane.
1261
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,960
It's a little bit
of a love triangle.
1262
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,080
The old bombshells.
1263
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,920
I guess may the best mum win.
1264
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:23,160
(LAUGHTER)
1265
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:28,120
Yesterday was full on, wasn't it?
1266
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:30,280
Alright, so how was your date?
1267
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:31,760
It was nice.
1268
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,440
I'd go on another date with Darren,
hands down.
1269
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:34,760
There was interest there.
1270
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,680
It wasn't just, "Oh, yeah.
What do you do? Read my palm."
1271
00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:37,920
You know?
1272
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:39,400
So, that was really nice.
1273
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:40,680
Now, we have boyfriends.
1274
00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:42,920
(LAUGHTER)
1275
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,320
MARETTE: They all went
on their dates.
1276
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:46,720
It's fine.
1277
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,440
And I was like, "OK. Awesome."
1278
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:51,320
I want to get the butterflies.
1279
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:54,040
But it's all just a bit
overwhelming.
1280
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:57,120
I am ready to find somebody
and stop being Rapunzel
1281
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:58,880
and yeah, I am,
1282
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:01,080
but I just wasn't
comfortable to go on a date.
1283
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:02,600
Well, I dunno. If there's an...
1284
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:06,080
I'm just not a person that's going
to just go on a date with someone.
1285
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:08,160
I don't want to go on a date
with anybody.
1286
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,960
Stop being a baby and just do it.
1287
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:15,640
TONYA: I knew that this
was going to happen.
1288
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:16,920
Hilarious.
1289
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:18,840
Alright, if there's someone new
coming in,
1290
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:20,440
then I might go on a date with them.
1291
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,280
Don't say might.
1292
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:26,240
I just don't think you're going
to get enough
1293
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:29,600
if you're just waiting
for some hot 40 to 60-year-old.
1294
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:32,000
You've got to try.
You can't just do nothing.
1295
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:37,920
I was really pissed off
watching my mum.
1296
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:40,440
I literally wish I could
just be messaging her,
1297
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:42,840
like, "Mum, you've just got to
let your guard down"
1298
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:48,440
"and just learn to trust and learn
to accept, you know, other people"
1299
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:51,800
"and just be open
to, like, this experience."
1300
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,240
"This is what we're here for."
1301
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,200
She needs to break down her walls.
1302
00:56:56,240 --> 00:56:58,040
# When the walls tumble down...
1303
00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,960
NARRATOR: To stay in the retreat
1304
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,880
and boost their chances
of finding love,
1305
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,960
our singles needs
to form connections fast.
1306
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,720
So, Shane's wasting no time
1307
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:13,080
with a cheeky chat with one
of his two dates from last night.
1308
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:14,720
What's this chat about?
1309
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:16,840
SHANE: A bit nice out here.
1310
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,120
It's beautiful out here.
Yeah.
1311
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,840
Yeah, um... OK.
1312
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:23,480
Um...
1313
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:26,080
How did last night go for you,
1314
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:29,240
considering it's been a very long
time since you've had a date?
1315
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,760
I was nervous...
Yeah.
1316
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:35,240
..trying to make conversation
because I've never been on a date.
1317
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:38,480
I don't know what you talk
about or...
1318
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:41,320
Yeah, you talk about whatever you...
Yeah.
1319
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,040
..you know, warms your heart
and makes you...
1320
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:45,520
Yeah, I think you made it easy
because you're nice too.
1321
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:46,760
Oh, that's so cute!
1322
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,320
That's so cute!
1323
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:50,680
That's nice to hear. Thank you.
I think you're wonderful.
1324
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,480
Oh, thank you, Shane.
Yeah.
1325
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:55,000
Oh, my god.
1326
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,160
So, it was a good first date.
Yeah.
1327
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,320
A ten out of ten
or a five out of ten?
1328
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,120
A ten out of ten.
Oh, OK. Thanks, Shane.
1329
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:03,280
Did you have to be that good P
nice to me?
1330
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,360
No, you're nice.
I can take it. Yeah.
1331
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,240
You're a lovely person.
Oh, thank you.
1332
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,240
Well, this is romantic.
1333
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,040
(CHUCKLES)
1334
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:13,760
Things have changed
since I was dating.
1335
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:15,320
Yeah.
But getting to know
1336
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,160
like me a bit more and the rest,
1337
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:18,480
does that expectation change now?
1338
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:21,520
Like, you know that we're
not expecting anything out of it.
1339
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:23,280
Yeah, it is. It relieves
the pressure.
1340
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:26,880
Yeah.
Yeah. So, it's easier. Yeah.
1341
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:28,640
Yeah, and I think, you know,
1342
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:30,680
it is getting me
out of my comfort zone.
1343
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:32,160
Progress.
1344
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,040
Yeah, I know. Even coming here...
1345
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:35,400
Well, that's huge, hey?
1346
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:38,880
..out of my comfort zone, you know,
even dressing up in dresses...
1347
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:40,400
Yeah.
1348
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:42,440
..is out of my comfort zone.
But you looked beautiful.
1349
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:44,080
Yeah, but it's out
of my comfort zone.
1350
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:45,520
This is me, you know?
1351
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:47,680
Jeans, runners, T-shirts.
1352
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:49,800
That's me, my hair up, no make-up.
1353
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:51,440
My son's going to kill me. Yeah.
1354
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:53,640
(CHUCKLES)
1355
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:56,320
Yeah, baby steps.
1356
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:57,400
Yeah.
1357
00:58:57,440 --> 00:59:00,000
Mel, she's a really sweet,
soft, kind,
1358
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:03,360
beautiful lady and that attracts me.
1359
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:07,080
But I'm not throwing all my eggs
in the one basket.
1360
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:14,160
NARRATOR: Oh, hello.
Did anyone say deja vu?
1361
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:17,840
Before the seat's even got cold,
Shane's back,
1362
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:19,520
busy boy that he is.
1363
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:23,320
This time, with date number two,
Kristy.
1364
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,760
Well, I'm glad you picked me
for a date.
1365
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,080
You are?
That was nice, yeah.
1366
00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:30,600
Yeah. It was really good.
1367
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:32,000
Oh!
1368
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:33,440
They liked their date.
1369
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:37,680
When I do watch Shane
and my mum together,
1370
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:39,160
I do see that there could be
1371
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:40,880
a little bit of a spark
going on there.
1372
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:42,280
He's a bit different
1373
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:47,440
compared to what she has been
normally going for, which I love.
1374
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:50,080
So, what sort of partner are you,
Shane?
1375
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:52,880
I'm a very, I guess,
giving kind of partner.
1376
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:54,840
Giving?
Yeah.
1377
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:58,920
I like to make a woman feel
like special and...
1378
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:00,440
Yeah.
..like a princess, I guess.
1379
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:02,960
I'm a bit old-fashioned.
She needs to feel protected...
1380
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,600
Yeah, yeah.
..and loved and safe, I guess.
1381
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:09,000
I feel like Kristy
and my dad, Shane,
1382
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:11,920
have such a great bond already
1383
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:14,640
and I'm thinking inside, "Yes!"
1384
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:16,080
I'm so happy.
1385
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:18,800
I think their personalities
are, like, bouncing off each other.
1386
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:20,200
Absolutely.
They make them...
1387
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,560
Yeah, they're opening up
because of each other.
1388
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:23,840
Absolutely.
1389
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:27,800
How would your partner
describe you as a partner?
1390
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:31,280
When we're in love or my partner
after we've broken up?
1391
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:33,080
(LAUGHTER)
1392
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:35,480
No, I'm pretty easy-going.
1393
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,200
Yeah.
Until I'm not.
1394
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:40,400
What?
1395
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:43,120
In the past, my choices
haven't ended very well,
1396
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:46,040
so I'm being a little bit
more fussy now.
1397
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:47,400
Yeah.
1398
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:50,720
I'm not going to put up with
somebody that's not just right.
1399
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:51,920
Yeah.
1400
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:54,920
I am really worried
that Dad could get hurt.
1401
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:58,920
I feel like I'm really able
to read people and their intentions,
1402
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:02,280
so I could just sense this red flag.
1403
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:03,720
I made a mental note.
1404
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,600
Like, what are your kids like
with the people that you see?
1405
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:09,040
Do they tend to like them
or are they...
1406
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:10,560
Kayla's a bit tough.
1407
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:12,280
Yeah.
1408
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,880
Yeah, valid.
1409
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,520
I think it's 'cause she's
very protective.
1410
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:16,560
Yeah, I know.
1411
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:19,480
I'm involved in my dad's love life.
1412
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:21,680
He definitely seeks my approval.
1413
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:24,440
So, she's a bit of a harsher critic.
Yeah.
1414
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:27,640
In her mind, if they're nice,
like, to me...
1415
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:29,920
Yeah, of course.
..of course, she's wonderful.
1416
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:31,160
Yeah.
1417
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:35,920
But if she thinks there's someone
not right there, you know?
1418
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:38,600
Yes, gosh. It's...
1419
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:42,080
..a funny old thing.
1420
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:44,200
Yeah.
1421
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:48,560
I think it's really important
that my dad finds the right person
1422
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,960
to fit in with our family dynamic
1423
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:52,840
because if they don't fit in,
1424
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,280
it's not really going to work
in the long term.
1425
01:01:55,320 --> 01:02:00,360
I need to be in control and I need
to make the right choices here.
1426
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:10,720
But I was like, these twigs,
they're not holding anything.
1427
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:13,080
They're so cute, all sitting
around the table.
1428
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:14,680
They're a bit more relaxed today.
1429
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:16,480
So much more relaxed.
1430
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:18,720
Had you had sex before marriage?
1431
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:20,160
Yes.
1432
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:21,440
I went home one night...
1433
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:23,000
Does your mum know that?
1434
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:24,680
(LAUGHTER)
Oh, listen to this!
1435
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:28,240
No, she does now! So, I walk home
and the front door,
1436
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:32,080
I walk in and my mum goes to me,
"You had sex last night."
1437
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:35,600
I thought, "Oh, my god,
my clothes are back to front."
1438
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:37,760
She goes, "I dreamt it."
I go, "That's great."
1439
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,720
(LAUGHTER)
1440
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:43,720
Watching our parents in the retreat,
1441
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:47,960
I'm just really, really proud
of my mum coming out of her shell.
1442
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,080
She's more relaxed the more time
she's spent there.
1443
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:52,760
(LAUGHS)
1444
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:54,480
I'm getting to know everyone
1445
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:57,160
and it's nice because everyone's
got a story,
1446
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:58,840
everyone's got a past.
1447
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:01,760
Does everybody remember
their first love?
1448
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:05,640
Well, I probably P my first love
was probably my kids' mother.
1449
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:07,160
Yeah.
Yeah.
1450
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:08,560
Oh, here we go.
1451
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:11,520
And yeah, she was 19, I was 21.
1452
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:13,320
21? Yeah.
1453
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:14,880
So, how long did it last?
1454
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:16,040
20-something years.
1455
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,360
Oh, there you go. Yeah.
1456
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:20,760
And how... How long do you think
that whole time P
1457
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,360
obviously, not towards the end,
1458
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:25,760
that you were fully in love
with her that whole time, like...
1459
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:28,840
Yeah, up until I was 40.
1460
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:32,720
So, she played up with my best mate.
1461
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:36,040
(GASPS)
1462
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:38,960
Oh, my god.
1463
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,080
But I didn't know.
Everyone else knew except me.
1464
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:48,320
Well, no one knew, like, our friends
circles didn't know of what...
1465
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:50,400
And the kids?
1466
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:53,560
When it first happened, they would
have been twelve and ten probably.
1467
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:59,160
It was very raw hearing
all that stuff that my dad said.
1468
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:02,120
I personally have never seen him
like that.
1469
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:05,160
It was tough to watch.
1470
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:07,560
So, I slept in the spare room
for seven years.
1471
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:10,760
I wasn't going to be
1472
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:13,000
a every-second-weekend parent
to my kids.
1473
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:15,600
Yeah.
1474
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:17,720
Oh, my god.
1475
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:22,280
It was hard to watch
Heath be quite vulnerable.
1476
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:24,800
It was heartbreaking.
1477
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:28,440
That's really big of you to do that.
1478
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:29,560
Hmm.
1479
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:32,240
Put aside seven years.
1480
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:37,720
Did the kids know you weren't
together in that seven years or not?
1481
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:39,880
"Dad snores so he sleeps
in the spare bedroom."
1482
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:40,920
Yeah.
1483
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,600
I couldn't do seven years.
1484
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:46,960
(BLEEP) no.
1485
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:48,880
I couldn't do seven years.
1486
01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:53,760
Wow. Your poor dad.
1487
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:57,880
That's so heartbreaking.
1488
01:04:57,920 --> 01:04:59,520
That's a rollercoaster
of a situation.
1489
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:00,920
That's crazy.
1490
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:08,000
That time afterwards when you're
living together, that's the hardest.
1491
01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:09,560
You're just numb.
1492
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:11,000
Yeah, no, and that's
how you felt as well?
1493
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:12,960
Numb. Yeah.
1494
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,600
Yeah, that's...
1495
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:16,120
It is what it is. People...
1496
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:19,000
Yeah, it happens.
..make mistakes and, you know...
1497
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:24,720
It was good to see him admit
that he was still hurt inside.
1498
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:29,200
I think this experience
is just life-changing for Dad.
1499
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:33,240
He's starting be more in touch
with his emotional side
1500
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:35,240
and let his walls down
and it's great to see.
1501
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:43,480
Don't you reckon it's easy to forget
they had whole lives before us?
1502
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:44,880
You know?
1503
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:46,120
They have emotions as well.
1504
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:50,080
Yeah, and deceive them so raw
and it must put on such a big front.
1505
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:54,000
We've known them our whole life
1506
01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:55,720
but they've had a whole life
before us.
1507
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:03,480
# I'm just human after all...
1508
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:17,760
NARRATOR: In the hothouse
environment of this experience,
1509
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:20,960
the single parents are opening up
and connecting
1510
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:24,000
faster than they would
in the outside world,
1511
01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:27,080
as Darren and Petula
are finding out.
1512
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:28,440
It's good.
Yeah.
1513
01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:29,600
I thought it was fun.
1514
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:31,720
It was nice, you know, getting
to know you.
1515
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:34,080
I thought the spa was, you know...
1516
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:35,600
It was really good, wasn't it?
1517
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:37,520
(LAUGHS)
No, I really enjoyed it.
1518
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:41,240
It was like P it's not what
I expected coming into the house.
1519
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:43,200
Yeah.
It's funny. I get to the stage
1520
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:44,720
and I'm like, "I'm 56."
1521
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:47,320
"I don't want to do
another six-month relationship."
1522
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:49,200
"I want something to be forever."
1523
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:51,680
(LAUGHTER)
1524
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:53,080
Ooh, straight into it, Dazza.
1525
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:54,240
Charismatic and charming.
1526
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,400
(LAUGHS)
I love it.
1527
01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,360
I'm attracted to Darren.
1528
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,480
He really ticked all the boxes.
1529
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:03,040
So, it's really good.
1530
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:05,600
The best thing for me
was actually getting to know you.
1531
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:07,720
It's exactly what my daughter said.
1532
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:09,560
She said,
"Dad, go on a deeper level."
1533
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:10,800
Yeah.
1534
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:12,480
So, it was actually really nice
doing that.
1535
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:15,960
So good to hear him actually
reiterate that advice.
1536
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:17,320
(LAUGHS)
1537
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:20,000
That's what Tess has asked me to do.
1538
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:23,040
She's asked me to go deeper
and look further.
1539
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:25,560
But I'm looking at other girls.
1540
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:29,600
I want to go and meet other people
just so I get to know them.
1541
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:31,640
Because Tess has a sort of said
to me,
1542
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:34,000
"Dad, you've got to get
to know people more."
1543
01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:36,440
And I'm like, I've got to commit
to that, right?
1544
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:38,960
And if I'm going to go on dates,
I want to get to know everyone.
1545
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,520
Oh, no.
1546
01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:43,040
So, I can give everyone a chance.
1547
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:48,520
The vibe between Darren and I...
1548
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:50,880
I'm a little bit confused
as to what was going on.
1549
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:54,960
I wasn't expecting that.
1550
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,400
It's just...
1551
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:58,000
I want my forever.
1552
01:07:58,040 --> 01:07:59,240
You know?
1553
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:01,120
So...
1554
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:02,160
Anyway.
1555
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:04,640
Interesting.
1556
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:07,040
Yes.
1557
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:09,040
Good talk.
Good talk.
1558
01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:10,880
(LAUGHTER)
1559
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:11,920
Oh!
1560
01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:14,120
I'm still sceptical of Darren.
1561
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:15,520
I am protective of my mother
1562
01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:18,720
and that's not really what I want
to be hearing.
1563
01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:20,760
It is early days, for sure.
1564
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:24,440
It'll be interesting to see
where it goes if it goes anywhere.
1565
01:08:25,440 --> 01:08:26,840
Yeah, for sure.
1566
01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:32,120
Whoever Mum chooses,
he's got to be an amazing guy.
1567
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:33,920
I really want to be able to give
my blessing
1568
01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:36,600
but I will easily say no
without even blinking an eye.
1569
01:08:40,480 --> 01:08:44,840
NARRATOR: Coming up,
our first high-stakes challenge...
1570
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:46,240
I'm in it to win it.
1571
01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:49,720
..that will give one child
all the power.
1572
01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:51,880
I would love to send
one of those dads home.
1573
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:53,280
See you later.
1574
01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:03,200
NARRATOR: In the bunker
surveillance room,
1575
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:08,000
the kids are starting to feel
comfortable spying on their parents.
1576
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:10,680
What's going on here?
What are they talking about?
1577
01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:12,280
I was a (BLEEP) terror
when I was younger.
1578
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:13,400
Like just shocking.
1579
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:15,400
I'd shag anything
that moved just about.
1580
01:09:15,440 --> 01:09:16,840
What? Charlie?
1581
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:18,400
What is he saying?
1582
01:09:19,440 --> 01:09:21,640
You know, I was being a toyboy
for married women,
1583
01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:23,160
I was just being stupid.
1584
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:24,960
Toyboy?
1585
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:28,000
Yeah, I've been on all...
I've been, like, Hinge, Bumble,
1586
01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:32,280
Tinder, Seeking,
all different websites.
1587
01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:34,680
Grindr?
No, no, I'm not on Grindr.
1588
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:35,720
(LAUGHS)
1589
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:37,080
Confirming, he is not on Grindr.
1590
01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:38,600
(LAUGHTER)
1591
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:41,760
Imagine if they gave us
the photos of the girls
1592
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:44,320
and said, "Put them in order
of attractiveness."
1593
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:46,840
Oh!
That'd be terrible, wouldn't it?
1594
01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:50,400
I'm not big on fake eyelashes or...
1595
01:09:50,440 --> 01:09:51,880
No, neither am I.
1596
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:53,760
Like, I hate fake...
I like natural.
1597
01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:54,920
100%.
1598
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:57,760
Like at what stage did a guy go,
"Oh, my god."
1599
01:09:57,800 --> 01:09:59,200
"You've got great eyelashes."?
1600
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:00,680
I don't think a guy
has ever said that.
1601
01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:02,080
It's like bum implants.
1602
01:10:02,120 --> 01:10:06,080
You see them and you're like,
"What have you done to your arse?"
1603
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:07,600
You could rest a drink on it.
1604
01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:10,840
I can't believe he's saying that.
1605
01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:15,640
TESS: That was quite a disappointing
conversation to hear.
1606
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:18,240
I knew Dad can be superficial
and stuff.
1607
01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:19,880
I think it was just disappointing
1608
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:23,120
to see how judgemental
they were all coming across.
1609
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:25,560
DARREN: Marette. How old's she?
1610
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:26,720
Don't know.
1611
01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:30,120
I could imagine the guy
she goes for though.
1612
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:31,920
Definitely. Yeah.
1613
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:33,640
Who? Retty?
Yeah. 100%.
1614
01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:35,720
They're talking about my mum!
1615
01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:38,840
When we first saw her, we were
all like, "Oh, geez, wow!"
1616
01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:40,360
She's an attractive girl.
1617
01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:43,160
She's like got an amazing body.
Yeah, she has, yeah.
1618
01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:44,840
And I don't think Retty's
got much done.
1619
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:46,040
I think it's just the eyelashes.
1620
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:47,400
I don't think she's had
her boobs done.
1621
01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:49,840
Bit in the lips, I reckon.
She's had her lips done, yeah.
1622
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:52,480
That's what I hate.
1623
01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:54,040
If I see a girl with P like that.
1624
01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:57,400
I draw the line there.
1625
01:10:57,440 --> 01:11:00,000
Oh, he's picking on my mum's
appearance now!
1626
01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:04,560
They're already putting my mum
into a category
1627
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:05,960
just because of how she looks
1628
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,960
and I think that's
just so ridiculous.
1629
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:12,240
They were just sitting there,
bagging my mum out for her looks.
1630
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:14,400
"She's got too much Botox!"
1631
01:11:14,440 --> 01:11:16,200
"She wears eyelash extensions!"
1632
01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:17,760
Who cares?
1633
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:20,240
It doesn't change you as a person.
1634
01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:23,600
TESS: It was hard,
it was really hard to watch.
1635
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:26,960
I felt for Tonya who was, you know,
having to sit there
1636
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:29,400
listening to this awful language.
1637
01:11:29,440 --> 01:11:30,840
It's making me feel like shit,
1638
01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:32,560
so I can't imagine
how it's making you feel.
1639
01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:34,120
Thank you.
1640
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:36,240
I need water.
1641
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:38,880
I was sitting there watching
Tonya's reaction,
1642
01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:41,480
and that was P yeah, it was pretty
tough, really.
1643
01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:42,840
Didn't know what to do.
1644
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:44,320
I just want to sink
out of this room.
1645
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:45,400
I don't know what's going on.
1646
01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:49,840
The dads are getting into a bit
of a pretty rough topic there.
1647
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,960
If I saw Marette online,
I'd swipe right.
1648
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,160
What's that?
1649
01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:58,880
If I saw Marette online,
I'd swipe right. 100%.
1650
01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:07,600
First conversation, I'm (BLEEP)
blocking the number straight away.
1651
01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:09,040
ALL: Oh!
1652
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:13,480
Just a memory. (CHUCKLES)
1653
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:14,680
Next!
1654
01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:17,360
That was really like...
Too much.
1655
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:20,080
It's pretty embarrassing.
1656
01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:21,240
That was pretty tough.
1657
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:23,000
You know, you don't want
to see anyone upset.
1658
01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:28,760
I'm always going to go in there
and bat for my dad
1659
01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:30,520
and always have his back.
1660
01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:35,320
But yeah, some things sometimes
just shouldn't be said, I guess.
1661
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:37,560
I feel like there's
so much more substance
1662
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:40,440
to our mothers that, like,
it's not just like...
1663
01:12:40,480 --> 01:12:42,160
Exterior.
They're just like...
1664
01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:43,480
They're fucking amazing.
Exactly.
1665
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:44,840
I'm sorry.
1666
01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:46,720
(LAUGHS)
1667
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:47,960
Their discussion...
1668
01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:53,640
..was exactly like how the men are
1669
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:55,720
outside of the retreat.
1670
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:59,000
This is literally what my mum and I
talk about all the time
1671
01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:03,800
and if I could run in there myself
and say something to them, I would.
1672
01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:08,680
(EXHALES)
1673
01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:10,840
It was a bit of a sucky situation.
1674
01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:16,040
I felt horrible for Tonya
because that's her mum
1675
01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:18,000
and I would feel the exact same way
1676
01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:19,920
if someone were to talk
about my dad like that.
1677
01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:26,160
NARRATOR: As the kids
just found out,
1678
01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:29,840
they can't control what comes out
of the adults' mouths.
1679
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:33,000
What they can control
is winning challenges
1680
01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:36,400
in order to influence
their parents' path to love.
1681
01:13:36,440 --> 01:13:40,480
So, I think this will be
welcome news.
1682
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:41,840
(LAUGHTER)
1683
01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:43,640
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
1684
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:45,120
What's going on?
1685
01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:46,760
Oh, my god!
1686
01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:51,640
As you know, what happens
at your parents' retreat
1687
01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:56,320
is not entirely in their own hands.
1688
01:13:56,360 --> 01:14:00,960
You have the power to steer
their romantic course
1689
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:03,400
and you can do that
by winning today's challenge.
1690
01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:09,360
Win and you'll have the power
to influence
1691
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:12,640
by deciding which parent...
1692
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:18,440
..will leave the retreat...
1693
01:14:18,480 --> 01:14:20,080
(GASPS)
1694
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:24,040
..tonight.
1695
01:14:24,080 --> 01:14:26,440
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1696
01:14:26,480 --> 01:14:27,480
That's crazy.
1697
01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:32,760
That's crazy.
1698
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:38,080
Having the power to influence
my mum's dating life is great now.
1699
01:14:38,120 --> 01:14:39,680
I'm literally in control.
1700
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:43,560
I would love to send Darren home.
1701
01:14:44,440 --> 01:14:45,640
Bye!
1702
01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:48,680
(TENSE SOUNDTRACK)
1703
01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:01,760
As you know,
1704
01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:04,000
what happens at your parents'
retreat
1705
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:08,040
is not entirely in their own hands.
1706
01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:11,800
You have the power to steer
their romantic course
1707
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:14,880
and you can do that
by winning today's challenge.
1708
01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:19,720
Win and you'll have the power
to influence...
1709
01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:27,760
..by deciding which parent...
1710
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:35,480
..will leave the retreat tonight.
1711
01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:37,040
Whoa. That is rough.
1712
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:39,120
Wow.
1713
01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:41,440
I really want to win this for Mum
1714
01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:44,240
because after the men
having their little boys chat,
1715
01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:47,680
sitting there basically bagging
my mum out for her looks,
1716
01:15:47,720 --> 01:15:51,120
I would love to send
one of those dads home.
1717
01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:56,360
Your first challenge
is called Confession Session.
1718
01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:58,240
Oh, no!
1719
01:15:58,280 --> 01:16:01,880
You're about to hear confessions
from your parents,
1720
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:06,360
juicy little nuggets that they were
happy to share with me...
1721
01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:07,600
Oh, god.
1722
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:10,640
..and your job is to figure out
1723
01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:13,560
which parent the confession
belongs to.
1724
01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:19,360
The first to guess three confessions
correctly will win.
1725
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:21,560
So, give it a red-hot go.
1726
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:22,800
Are you ready to play?
1727
01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:25,000
Ready! Let's do this.
Let's do it.
1728
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:32,880
This parent has only ever slept
with one person.
1729
01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:34,680
(CHIME)
1730
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:36,240
(LAUGHTER)
1731
01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:37,520
Sam.
1732
01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:38,800
My mum.
1733
01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:40,840
(LAUGHTER)
1734
01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:42,240
You know your mum very well, Sam.
1735
01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:43,760
The correct answer is Mel.
1736
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:45,360
Yeah.
1737
01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:49,640
My mum has only been with ever
person, which is my father.
1738
01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:51,960
So, like obviously,
it's no news to me.
1739
01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:56,720
This parent was almost caught
in the act
1740
01:16:56,760 --> 01:16:58,560
and had to throw someone out.
1741
01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:01,920
Little did they know
their shirt was inside out.
1742
01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:03,200
(CHIME)
1743
01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:06,600
Kayla.
1744
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:08,280
I'm going to go with my dad, Shane.
1745
01:17:09,480 --> 01:17:11,280
Kayla, you are incorrect.
1746
01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:12,840
(BUZZER)
1747
01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:16,960
The correct answer
is Drhys' mum, Petula.
1748
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:18,160
(BLEEP)
1749
01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:20,320
(LAUGHTER)
That's (BLEEP).
1750
01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:21,760
Scandalous!
1751
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:23,920
This little player.
1752
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:25,840
Do tell. Did you know about that?
1753
01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:27,640
Not at all. I had no idea.
1754
01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:29,840
We're going to have a fat chat
later.
1755
01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:31,120
(LAUGHTER)
1756
01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:33,680
It was a shock
because that's not my mum at all.
1757
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:36,920
She's innocent, kept, pure.
1758
01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:38,440
Unbelievable.
1759
01:17:38,480 --> 01:17:41,320
This parent is convinced
1760
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:44,400
they are getting married
in the next 12 months.
1761
01:17:44,440 --> 01:17:45,440
(CHIME)
1762
01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:49,160
My mum.
1763
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:50,840
Is it?
1764
01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:54,200
Milli, you say it's Kristy.
Yeah.
1765
01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:56,360
Do you think it's going
to be someone here?
1766
01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:58,280
Hopefully.
(LAUGHS)
1767
01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:02,680
You were correct, Milli.
The answer is your mum, Kristy.
1768
01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:05,880
(LAUGHS)
1769
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:12,400
This parent has a flower tattoo
on their groin.
1770
01:18:12,440 --> 01:18:13,720
(CHIME)
1771
01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:15,560
My mum, Marette.
1772
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:17,120
Tonya, you are correct.
1773
01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:18,840
The answer was your mum, Marette.
1774
01:18:19,480 --> 01:18:20,680
No way!
1775
01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:21,720
And it's safe to assume
1776
01:18:21,760 --> 01:18:24,560
that no one has seen
your mum's groin at the retreat.
1777
01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:26,280
I'd hope so, no.
1778
01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:30,840
This parent thinks they're
a bad-looking George Clooney.
1779
01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:32,840
(CHIME)
Kayla.
1780
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:34,040
Tess's dad.
1781
01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:36,600
I think that's pretty accurate.
1782
01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:37,840
(LAUGHS)
1783
01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:42,560
Kayla, you are correct.
The answer is Tess's dad, Darren.
1784
01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:48,840
This parent has a phobia
of toe-sucking.
1785
01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:50,440
(CHIME)
1786
01:18:50,480 --> 01:18:52,200
Oh! Um...
1787
01:18:52,240 --> 01:18:54,960
I don't know why, I'm getting Tonya.
1788
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:56,680
So, you think the answer is Marette?
1789
01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:58,480
Yeah.
You are incorrect.
1790
01:18:58,520 --> 01:19:00,400
(BUZZER)
1791
01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:03,760
The correct answer is actually
Haydn's dad, Heath.
1792
01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:06,360
Wow. I wouldn't have picked that.
(LAUGHTER)
1793
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:08,040
We're learning new things.
1794
01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:10,720
The reason he has a phobia
of toe-sucking
1795
01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:15,600
is because he was with someone
that was obsessed with it.
1796
01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:19,360
(LAUGHTER)
1797
01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:21,280
You should have blocked your ears!
1798
01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:23,080
Dad has a phobia of toe-sucking.
1799
01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:24,360
I did not see that coming.
1800
01:19:25,240 --> 01:19:27,880
Despite having had Botox themselves,
1801
01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:31,440
this parent refuses to date someone
that looks fake...
1802
01:19:31,480 --> 01:19:33,760
(CHIME)
..and as had plastic surgery.
1803
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:36,160
Sam.
1804
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:38,720
Just from, like, the vibes
that I've picked up
1805
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:44,640
listening in on the parents,
I believe that it may be Tess's dad.
1806
01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:46,040
God, I hope not.
1807
01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:49,960
Sam, you are correct!
1808
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:52,680
It was Tess's dad, Darren.
1809
01:19:53,480 --> 01:19:54,600
I can't believe that.
1810
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:57,000
Darren gets Botox
1811
01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:58,280
when he was having
1812
01:19:58,320 --> 01:20:01,400
a mad old dish about my mum
and how she looks.
1813
01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:03,160
Tess, what do you think?
1814
01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:04,640
It seems extremely hypocritical.
1815
01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:07,520
You know, you go and get Botox
yourself
1816
01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:09,680
but judge someone
on their appearance
1817
01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:13,360
and, you know, it's not about
their look, it's about who they are.
1818
01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:16,360
Yeah. When did you first decide
to get Botox? Do you know?
1819
01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:18,120
I don't know. No.
1820
01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:19,800
We haven't had that, you know,
sort of...
1821
01:20:19,840 --> 01:20:21,600
It's very subtle.
1822
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:24,360
That's just so ridiculous.
1823
01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:30,280
Hang on. We've lost Tonya.
1824
01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:33,840
(TONYA CRYING)
1825
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:38,720
VOICEOVER:
The first sparks of love...
1826
01:20:38,760 --> 01:20:41,040
He looks like
he's falling in love already.
1827
01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:42,080
..ignites.
1828
01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:43,560
I think there's
a genuine connection.
1829
01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:45,200
I've never seen her act like this.
1830
01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:47,120
It's just beautiful to watch.
1831
01:20:47,160 --> 01:20:48,680
Sunday...
1832
01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:51,040
He's the smooth operator...
1833
01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:52,080
Spicy!
1834
01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:53,560
Kiss you on the neck,
look in your eyes.
1835
01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:54,600
(GASPS)
1836
01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:57,040
There's people who just never had
certain things happen to them
1837
01:20:57,080 --> 01:20:58,200
till they met me, so.
1838
01:20:58,240 --> 01:21:00,680
..about to meet his match.
1839
01:21:00,720 --> 01:21:03,320
I'm gonna really try hard to behave.
1840
01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:05,080
This is one Sunday...
1841
01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:07,080
(EXCLAIMS)
..you cannot miss.
1842
01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:09,400
You don't know
what you're getting yourself into!
1843
01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:10,440
(LAUGHS)
1844
01:21:10,480 --> 01:21:12,040
My Mum, Your Dad,
1845
01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:14,040
Sunday at 7pm on Nine.
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