All language subtitles for love.island.australia.s05e01.1080p.hdtv.h264-cbfm[eztv.re]_track3_eng

WOMAN: I'm just so ready to give
myself to somebody.

Just as long as they've got a good
heart.

VOICEOVER: This...

WOMAN: I want to find love.

..is a whole new era...

WOMAN: Oh my god.

..of love...

I'm speechless.

Yeah, we've done well, haven't we?

Here's to finding love.

You have never...

What do you do for a living?

Ummm, I'm unemployed and live with
my parents.

..seen the island...

SOPHIE: The power has shifted...

..girls are in charge.

..quite like this.

My sister Bronty was on MAFS,
and she married Harrison.

You're a narcissist, Harrison!

So I called him a narcissistic,
gaslighting (BLEEP),

and I regret nothing.

No, are you serious?

What the...

I actually
was on the UK Love Island.

Oh my god, you're that Lucinda.

..and completely unmissable.

SOPHIE: Do you know each other?

I think
I matched with Kiera on Tinder.

And then also, I did see your
sister...

You (BLEEP) my sister?

Uh, yes.

WOMAN: Oh my god.

# Every time we touch, I feel... #

You'll need tissues and some
popcorn.

This, is Love Island.

You were trying to throw me under
the bus

I think I just am a bit of a snake
in the grass.

And the great news is...

I'm playing chess,
he's playing checkers.

Let the best man win.

It starts right now...

(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)

# Make me feel mighty real

# Make me feel mighty real... #

Hello, Australia.

Wanna go for a ride?

# You make me feel... #

Welcome to the Spanish party island
of Majorca...

# You make me feel... #

..and welcome
to Love Island Australia.

Bring on the eye candy.

We've got hotties
in their baddy era.

# Oh you make me feel

# Mighty real

# You make me feel

# Mighty... #

We've got hotties
in their lover era.

# You make me feel

# Feel real good

# I know you love me
like you should

# Make me feel mighty... #

Some are in their bougie era.

# Oh you make me feel

# Mighty real... #

Plenty in their thirsty era.

# You make me feel mighty real
yeah

# You make me feel mighty real

# You make me feel mighty real
mighty real mighty real... #

And one in their comeback era.

# Mighty real mighty real... #

But they're all about to enter
their Love island era.

# I got all these feels in my body

# I'm out of control now

# I can't be alone now

# I can't deal
with these feels in my body

# All my feelings soar now

# I can't be alone now

# Oh oh oh

# Oh oh oh oh oh... #

(TYRES SCREECHING)

(CAR HONKS)

Hey.
Hey.

Move your ass.

(DONKEY BRAYS)

# I can't be alone now. #

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

NARRATOR: Ola MOFOs

and welcome to Spain
for Love Island Australia in Spain.

We've got impressive lighthouses.

We've got crashing
Mediterranean waves,

we've got sugary sandy beaches.

We've hired a villa
from a local bullfighter.

It's got neon signs,

a G-string proof pull filter

and fake plastic birds,
not the islanders.

Pinky, the pool flamingo.

The sizzling sexy singles
are on their way and...

(CAR HONKING)
FEMALE: Whoo.

Hey, did you hear that?

It's an excited, "Woo."

The official battle cry of a girl

who's ready
to spend an entire Summer

kissing boys
and gaining Instagram followers.

# Turn your head in my direction

# Turn your head... #

SAVANAH: Love Island.

# Turn your head
in my direction... #

Oh, my gosh, hi.
Yay.

Hello, how are you?
Oh, my gosh, you're so stunning.

Oh, I'm Tia.
Tia, nice to meet you.

I'm Savanah.
Nice to meet you.

(GASP)

Oh, my god.
Oh, my god, look.

Oh, my god, what the hell?

Is this real?

It's like a stairway to heaven.

This is like a fricking mansion.
Are they serious?

Oh, my god.
The full length mirrors,

get the hell out of here.
Yeah, oh, my god.

Sorry, I think I'll be here
the rest of today.

Oh, finally some bubbles.
Oh my gosh, Tia.

OK.
Do you want me to do it?

Yes, please.
OK.

I can't do that.
I'm scared I'm gonna pop it

somewhere in my head.

I'm scared I'm gonna pop it
somewhere in my head too.

But like, at this point,

I don't know
how much more damage can be done.

We got this.
OK.

(POP)
(CHEERING)

# Oops made you look

# Ooh didn't I

# Yeah yeah yeah yeah

# Made you look... #

People do describe me as a hot mess

but I have selective hearings,
so I only hear hot.

# All eyes on me

# Yeah yeah yeah yeah
oops... #

I'm Savanah.
I'm 26 years old

and I just graduated

with a double degree
in law and business.

# Yeah yeah yeah. #

I've never seen 'Legally Blonde,'

but I think that I'm hotter
and my chihuahua is cuter.

(DOG WHINES)

# I slay everyday

# Everyday I slay... #

I fall in love super fast.

I actually fall in love so fast

that I have three guys' initials
tattooed on me

and one of them
I don't even remember

what he looks like.

# Hit that with a bum barabam
boom yeah

# I slay yeah slay everyday
I slay... #

I'm such a jealous person.

If you try and touch my man,

I will step on toes,
I'll break toes.

I don't know if the villa's
ready for someone like me,

they probably
should have reinforced it.

# Every day
is a day to slay. #

So, what's your type?

I usually go for like the bad guys.
Do you?

The covered in tattoos, tanned.
Really?

You know, like the gym rat types.
OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm more like personality,
so I don't really have a type.

It's all about like,
if they can make me laugh

and I have really good banter
with them.

Yeah.
That's what I love, like...

That's good.
So, you don't even care.

You're open to everybody.
Yeah, yeah.

But like, truly like motivation

and someone who's like, fit

and like, loves,
like, career driven.

Yes.
So you don't want like a drop kick?

No, no, no, no.

Fucking drop kick.

# My love

# Never getting back

# My love... #

I'm Tia, I'm 24 years old
and I'm from Canberra.

I work in real estate management.

# My love my love my love... #

The boys that are round in Canberra
are just not the ones for me.

# Don't call me don't call me
don't call me... #

They're either desperate
or put zero effort in.

I can pick a fuck boy
from a mile away.

# I don't need to fake it

# The hair the face
and bracelet... #

I'm a boss bitch.

I need a man who's like,
"I've cooked dinner"

or "We're going away this weekend."

In my last relationship,

I got my heart broken

and it's taken me four years now.

But I am ready.

# Yeah all I want is you... #

I've got good intentions.

I've got a pure heart

and I'll love
with everything that I have.

So, yes, I'm ready to meet the one.

# Yeah all I want is you. #

Do you think you're gonna find
somebody in here?

I hope so.
I hope so too.

I really do hope so.
Cheers.

Cheers.
Cheers.

Yay.
Tia's just a boss bitch

who wants a guy to take charge.

Hell, yeah it's confusing.

Which means she's going to make
bloody good tv.

Who's next to yell, "Whoo?"

# Put your hands all over me

# If I let you
unwrap all this in the sheets

# If I tell you
all my dirty fantasies

# You won the lottery

# You won the lottery... #

Oh, hello.
Oh, my god, a person.

Oh, my god, you're so gorgeous.
Hi, oh, my god.

# Yeah

# If I let you take me home

with you tonight... #

I'm Tyra, I'm 23

and I'm from the Sunshine Coast.

# You won the lottery

# You won the lottery
ooh... #

I work in accounts
but trust me, I'm not boring.

When I love someone, I'm all in.

Give them everything
and often to the wrong guys.

I have a theory,

there's people that are cups

and there's people that are jugs.

And so these cup people,

they only have this much love
to give

but some people are jugs

and they really need this much love.

I think I'm a jug
and I need another jug.

I'm looking for my jug.

Give me a jug, Love island,
give me a jug.

Oh, my god, you're so hot.

How are you guys?
Oh my goodness, hello.

I was just going...
(SCREAMS)

Yeah, yeah, hi.
I'm Tyra.

Hi, I'm Tia.
Lovely to meet you.

Lovely to meet you too.
Hello, Savanah, that's for you.

Oh, thank you.
Tyra, lovely to meet you.

Oh, my gosh.
So good to meet you.

How are you?
I'm like shaking.

I love the red on you.
Oh, thank you.

Yeah, you look fricking amazing.
Wow.

So, what you looking for?

Do you want like,
a long-term thing or like...

I'm ready for like, a best friend,
like a partner, best friend.

Oh, that's really sweet.
That's what I'm ready for.

Someone just to spend time with
and do stuff with.

Do you usually
have good relationships like...

I've only had a couple
serious relationships,

since then just like situationship,
after situationship.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Ending in disappointment.

(SCREAMING)

# Nice and sweet

# Yeah you know I got the beat

# Nice and sweet

# Lowkey know about that beat

# Like oh

# Here I go here I go
sexy here I go

# Here I go
uh-uh... #

KIRRA: Hello.
Hi.

Hello.
Oh, my gosh.

Oh, you look so hot in pink.

I love the pink.
So fun.

KIRRA: Hello, beautiful ladies.

How you going?
You look so cute.

How are you?
You're gorgeous.

Hi, I'm Tyra.
I'm Kirra.

Lovely to meet you.
Lovely to meet you.

I'm Tia.
Lovely to meet you.

I'm Kirra.
I'm Savanah.

I'm so sorry.
I'm so sweaty.

Oh, my god.
Stop.

So, we've got Savanah, Tia, Tyra,
Kirra.

# Watch me watch me watch me boom. #

Hi, I'm Kirra, I'm 25

and you may or may not remember me
from a brief appearance on 'MAFS.'

My sister Bronte, was on 'MAFS,'

unfortunately, she married a guy
called Harrison.

So, I called him out

for being a narcissistic,

gaslighting, dickhead.

And it was beautiful.

# They say I'm sassy
classy confident baddie... #

Naturally when people meet me,

I think that they would think

I'm a massive bitch.

I have a horrendous RBF,
resting bitch face,

for those who don't know.

My face is saying one thing

but like, my brain
is saying another.

# I'm an animal. #

My perfect man would be tall.

Tattoos, obsessed with tattoos.
The more the better.

I like the piercings.

I feel like my look is just like,

look like you've been to jail

and I'll probably fall in love
with you.

Well, like, look like
you've been to jail

would be really nice.

Where are you guys from?
I forgot to ask.

Yeah, actually, yeah.
Oh, yes.

I'm from Perth.
Adelaide.

I'm from the Sunny Coast.
Oh, Sunny Coast.

Sunny Coast is hot.
It's hot...

Fuck.
No wonder you're gorgeous.

Oh, my god,
I went to the Sunny Coast

and everyone was either
really hot and nice

or they were really old and wrinkly
and had no shoes on.

Oh, there's no in between.
Either way, I loved it.

You can be attractive
and then wrinkly.

Just ask my pure bread hairless cat,
Miaowthew McConaughey.

I'll be home soon, Meowthew.
FEMALE: Whoo!

# Right now right now

Give it more give it more
give it more give it more

# Yeah we give it double we got

# Measuring with tender pockets
that we give it a lot

# 'Cause we've been hustling
for years

# Now we here for the top

# And no we're still not enough
so we ain't gonna stop 'cause... #

NAKIA: Hello.
TIA: Hi.

Oh, my god.
Are your boobs real?

No.
Oh, my god.

They're so perfect.
I'm Tyra.

I'm Nakia, lovely to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

Get the fuck out of here.
Hi, Nakia.

Oh, my gosh, they're amazing.
Thank you.

TIA: Hello.
Hello, nice to meet you.

Nakia.
Hello, I'm Kirra.

Lovely to meet you.

I'm Nakia, I'm 21.

I'm from Adelaide
but I'm a country girl at heart.

I've always been a horse rider.

So, I do know a thing or two
about how to ride.

(HORSE NEIGHS)

# I'm queen

# Better bow down when I set foot
on the scene. #

If a guy didn't like my horse,

you're out, you're gone,
we don't like you.

(HORSE NEIGHS)

# Damn what y'all trying to do

# I pull a bit of Tony
hotter than you... #

I have tried them all.

I've tried
the bad boy side of things.

You know the ones
that have a bigger dick

in their personality

than they do in their pants.

Then I went for ugly and insecure

and that bit me in the ass
harder than the first one did.

And here I am.

# You without my juice aye

# Don't know how to use it
oh oh... #

I'm so hoping
to find the love of my life.

I've been dealing with boys

who have treated me
with the bare minimum for too long.

Come on, I wanna go in
and meet my sexy cowboy.

# But don't take my fire
don't touch that yeah. #

I grew up on a farm,
so I've got like horses and...

SAVANNAH: Oh, that's adorable.
Where are you from?

Adelaide.
Oh, my god, I'm from Adelaide too.

Are you, where?
OK, what do you think

of the Adelaide guys?

'Cause I fucking...
We're in a drought.

Oh, my god, yes.

Ans I feel like
we have been in a drought.

Adelaide is like a country town

and the guys in Adelaide
are all pale,

they don't go to the gym...
Mhm.

Like, they're all just, oh, my god.

'Cause nobody in Adelaide's
motivated.

And everyone's been with everyone,
like everyone's homie hopping.

That's what I say and 'cause
it's like a country town,

you get with one guy

and then it eliminates
that whole group of friends.

Right?
So, you have to just fuck off

the rest of them

and then you're like, "Cool,
well, I'm out of guys now."

Good news, girls.

Your dude's drought
is about to be broken.

Help is on her way.

It's Australia's
first lady of love.

Say it with me people,
bring on the Monk.

# I have to praise you
ooh ooh ooh yeah yeah

# I have to praise you
ooh ooh yeah yeah

# I have to praise you
like I should

# I have to praise you
ooh ooh

# My heart will always praise you

# I have to praise you... #

(GASPS)

LADIES: Oh, my god.

Hey, girl.
SAVANAH: So hot.

Ola senoritas.

(CHEERING)

Sophie.

Can I come and sit next to you?

FEMALE: Hello!

How are you all?
LADIES: Good.

Great, this is gonna be

the best experience
of your entire life,

I promise you.

Oh, I'm so excited.
OK, hands up.

Who likes a good boy?

Oh, you like a good boy?
Yeah.

LADIES: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mine, it's not fully up
but like, it's there.

But who likes a bad boy?

Yeah, doesn't everyone?
I mean, what is it?

Bad boys can't keep up with me.
Yeah, I know, that's...

Are you a bad girl?
Do you think you're a bad girl?

I think I'm a bad girl.

And Tyra, do you date red flags?

I date walking red flags.
Yeah.

Hence the red bikini.

It's a bad habit, really, red flags.
Yeah.

Yeah.
Let's try and break that

while we're here.

Let's try.
Go even, yeah, a beige flag.

Give a red hot crack.

It's really cool at the moment,
apparently I'm not cool

but to say what era you are in at.

Tia, what era would you say
you're in?

I'm in my unhinged era
at the moment.

Oh, what not.
What's unhinged mean?

I feel like
I'm just like taking risks and stuff

and stepping out of my box
right now.

I remember that era.
It was sometime after Bardot.

Yeah.

What's your era?
"Don't waste my time," era.

Ooh.
OK.

I don't have time for people
who don't have time for me.

Right.
I'm in my,

"I don't care about people's
judgments and opinions era

"and I'm just doing things
that make me happy."

Yeah, good era.
Yeah.

Love.
Yeah and Tyra?

I'm similar to these two girls.

I think just sort of in my,
"Fuck it," era.

Yeah.
Yes.

TIA: Love that.
Fuck it, why not?

SOPHIE: Yeah.
Absolutely.

What have you got to lose?
That sort of vibe, I think.

Kirra, you're...

I don't even know
what errors they are

but I feel like
the ones that they've said

are amazing.

I feel like I agree with that.
Could be a love era.

Yeah, maybe.

I feel like
I'm a bit of a lover girl.

Yeah.
So we'll say lover girl era.

Oh, cutey.
Yeah.

I like that.
So, let's find a husband.

I like it.

OK, guys, I've got one last
really important question

for you all.

Do you wanna meet some boys?
LADIES: Yeah.

Oh, my god.

Let's meet our first boy.
Oh, my gosh.

I'm nervous.
This is Zac.

(GASP)

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

# Run me up
run the world you're gone. #

Oh, my god.
What the fuck?

Oh, he's so cute.

Oh, my god, I'm blushing.

# You fight like a bull
on the run

# Oh oh oh oh oh... #

I'm Zac, I'm 25 years old

and I'm a kiwi living in Melbourne.

I was a sparky for five years

but I decided I was too pretty
to be a tradie.

# I'm coming up

# Just warming up. #

I resemble a Greek statue.

Probably Zeus when he's holding
the lightning rod.

# I'm coming up
nothing too hard... #

But I don't hold a lightning rod,

I hold the keys

to a few ladies' heart.

When I'm head over heels for a girl,

I will move mountains,
there's nothing I will not do.

People say I'm a kiwi hunk.

The kiwi Ken.

We can call me the kiwi Ken
if you want.

# I'm coming up

# I just hope you know. #

(CHEERING)

Hey, Zac.
Hey, guys.

FEMALE: Hi, Zac.
Oh, my gosh, fuck.

Come on down, Zac.

KIRRA: Oh, he's so cute.
Hey, Zac.

What do you think of my girl squad?
Looking good.

They are, aren't they?
Yeah.

Welcome to Love Island, Zac.
How are you feeling?

Good.
Good to be here.

A bit nervous.
I need to loosen up.

LADIES: Oh.
Oh.

What are you thinking, girls?

SAVANAH: He's so cute.
TIA: He's cute.

He's got a good rig.
FEMALE: Yeah.

Really good rig.
SOPHIE: Nice tan, fresh haircut.

SAVANAH: I love it.
LADIES: Yeah.

Yeah.
Anyone got some questions for Zac?

What's your type?

Generally, I go for like,
darker features

but I think it's more about like,
you know,

personality than looks for me.
LADIES: Yeah.

Yeah, it goes a long way,

like if someone's got a good heart.

Yeah, what are you looking for?

I'm looking
to find the love of my life.

LADIES: Aww.

What do you do for a living?

I'm unemployed
and live with my parents.

Oh, my god.

Coming up,
more handsome hunks hit the villa.

LADIES: Oh.

Yeah, we've done well, haven't we?
And Sophie..

This year, the power has shifted...

..drops a bomb.

..and the girls are in charge.

What?

Welcome back
to the hunk shopping network.

Five single girls are sizing up
Kiwi, Zac.

He's just confessed
he's currently unemployed

and living with his parents.

Which makes him New Zealand's
most eligible bachelor.

What do you do for a living?

I'm unemployed
and live with my parents.

Oh, my god.

Do you still have your old bedroom
from when you're little?

No, no, no,
I don't live with my parents.

Oh, you don't?
Oh.

That was a joke.
NAKIA: He was making...

(CROSS TALKING)
So, he's a joker, girls.

Zac, you do the push-ups.
I'll do the jokes.

Yeah, yeah.
OK, well, for now,

why don't you just grab a seat
on the day bed

and crack open a beer.
Sweet, thank you.

FEMALE: Oh.
That was a great start, wasn't it?

FEMALES: Yeah.
KIRRA: Awesome start.

Hard to top that.
Set my standards pretty high.

Yeah.
Another boy, anyone?

LADIES: Yes.

This is Ben.

Ben.
LADIES: Ben.

Mm.

# Yeah

# We know... #

Oh, my god.
Where did they find these men?

Holy.
Not Adelaide.

# Oh

# Some loopy when you see me

# You should know

I came from the bottom
like bikini. #

I'm Ben, I'm 22 years old.

I'm from Sydney and I'm a model.

Girls always tell me
I have bigger boobs than them.

It's compliment, I'll take that.

That's my rizz,

walking in,
I don't even have to talk,

I just do the peck dance
and they're like...

# Your love is morphine

# And it's running
through my veins. #

Very close to my mum,
that's for sure.

Very proud to be a mama's boy.

As a king,
I'm looking for a queen,

so, hopefully Love Island
can deliver.

TIA: Holy moly.
TYRA: Oh, my gosh.

FEMALE: Hi.
Very nice to meet you.

Welcome.
Welcome to Love Island.

I'm speechless.
TIA: Yeah.

Yeah, we've done well, haven't we?

(CROSS TALKING)

What's up, bro?
BEN: Hey, bro.

Ben, do you mind if we just fire
some questions at you?

Yeah, of course, fire away.
OK, cool.

What are you looking for?
Honestly, a best friend.

Someone that can fit
in the puzzle of my life

and yeah, just work together
towards a great life, I guess.

What type of music do you like?
R and B, Afro, hip-hop, so...

I love that, oh, my gosh.
..yeah, that's my go.

So, you're a dancer?
Yeah, I'd like to say.

SAVANAH: Are you a dancer?
A little bit, a little bit, not...

Please, you have to show us
some moves.

Shake it around.
I'll give you a beat.

(MAKES BEAT)

FEMALE: Ooh, OK.
OK, ooh, OK.

Yeah, that's it.
OK, Ben,

take a seat next to Zac
and grab yourself a beer.

What do you think of Love Island
so far?

Oh, oh.
I'm in heaven.

I'm drinking champagne,

watching men walk out in front of me
and answer my questions.

What's there not to like?

You know what's better
than two boys?

Three.

Yes, well, you've answered it.
Three.

Three boys.
OK, girls,

this is Trent.

Trent.
Oh, yeah.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

Oh, hello.

# Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh... #

I'm Trent, 25.
Country boy.

Moved to the big smoke
in Melbourne.

I build tower cranes in the city.

I love the danger money,
love being high.

Love the adrenaline.

I'm a really good boyfriend.
I fall hard.

I put all my eggs in one basket.

I spoil the girls straight away.

I buy them designer straight up.

I've lost thousands on shoes
to girls in the first month.

Usually the girls that I pick
have expensive taste

and they cost a lot to run.

SAVANAH: Hello.
Hi, girls.

LADIES: Hi.
Welcome to Spain and Love Island.

Thank you, I'm happy to be here.
Are you nervous?

Little bit, more excited.
A little bit

LADIES: Aww.
Super pumped.

Alright, girls, fire away.

KIRRA: How long
have you been single for?

Couple years.
Couple of years.

Oh, wow, why have you been single
for a couple of years?

Are you fuck boy or...
Retired fuck boy.

FEMALES: Oh.
Oh, that's good.

He's hanging up his fuck boy hat.
I'm leaving it in the past.

And you're a loyal guy?
I'm loyal, yeah,

when I find the right one, yeah.
Never cheated?

Never cheated.
Oh, that's good.

Trent, you deserve a beer.
Knock off beer.

Go join the boys.
SAVANAH: Yeah.

Thanks, Trent.
NAKIA: Thanks, Trent.

Who is ready for boy number quattro?

Sorry I've been here
three times now,

I'm good at Spanish.

Say, ola...
Ola.

..to Ollie.
LADIES: Ollie.

Oh, my gosh.
Hi.

# Can you feel the heat

# I can feel the heat

# Can you feel the heat

# I can feel the heat. #

Wings on my chest,
I'm an angel.

Do you know what I mean?

Sent from up above.

# When I lose
we have a few bruise yeah

# Atmosphere that's out here's
too cool... #

I'm Ollie, I'm 24.

I'm from Herefords

but I've been living in Perth
for the past four years.

When people first meet me,

they think I'm a bit
of a cheeky English lad.

That's exactly what I am.
I'm out here having too much fun.

# Viva la Vida. #

Glasses, fake, me teeth are fake

but everything else is all real,
baby.

I've just levelled up
is what I've done.

Levelled up for ten grand.

Yeah, 100%.

Take my money.
Here's 15.

Keep the change.

I'm looking for love.

I need someone that's fun

but also got mad ambition
and vision.

The villa ain't ready for me

'cause they ain't seen nothing
like this before.

How you going?
You look very confident.

You're not nervous.
No, I'm ready.

Ah, your accent's so good.
Yeah.

Where's the accent from, Ollie?
England.

And are those glasses real or?
Nah, they're fake.

Just like the teeth, yeah.

Can we see what you look like
without your glasses?

Just out of curiosity?
Yeah.

Oh, you're cute.
Yeah, nice.

I like his tattoos.
What do you do for work?

Sparky in the mines.
Oh, cool.

Holy crap.
He'd make so much money.

I love a sparky.

Aren't sparkies loaded in the mines?
Yeah, we got money.

GIRLS: Yeah.

OK, Ollie, go meet the boys
and grab yourself a beers.

Alright, what is happening, boys?
OK, girls.

Who wants to meet boy number five?
(CHEERING)

This is Nate.

TYRA: Oh, my...
Oh, my gosh.

Hi.

Beautiful chocolate man. Big.

Oh, shit.

SAVANAH: I thought
it was gonna be...

Damn.
FEMALE: Oh, my...

Hello, hello.

# Unstoppable

# Better than my competitors

# Cutting through the clutter
that's courtesy of my editors. #

I'm Nate, I'm 24.

I'm from Sydney
and I'm a personal trainer.

# Unstoppable yeah
got ready bells yeah

# Whole world too thin
it's getting... #

I feel like the sexiest thing
about me must be my charisma.

You could definitely say
I got big dick energy,

you know, I just, that's the way
I conduct myself, you know.

My dad always told me,

"Most important person in your life
is yourself."

And it's not arrogance,
it's confidence.

You know, you need to think
that you're the man.

# Oh we're in the zone tonight

# Would you let it real tight
'cause we're on tonight... #

I feel like I know exactly
how to treat a girl right.

I'm honest.
I'm respectful.

I'm a caring person.

I'm boyfriend material for sure

but only for the right one.

# Yeah she might end up
at my home tonight

# We like that. #

Ladies.

Let's grill him.
What's your type?

You've got good energy,
you're positive

and you can vibe with me.

Same morals and everything, like,
I'm locked in like that.

Yeah.
Cool, cool, cool.

Looks and stuff.
Doesn't matter to me.

Like, you know,
you're all beautiful.

LADIES: Aww.
Bless him.

What do you do for work?

I'm a personal trainer.
Hot.

Yeah, so...
Alright, that makes sense.

Makes sense.
Would you relocate for love?

Would I relocate?
Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, I do a lot of things
for love, you know,

just love for sure.

LADIES: Aww.
Yeah, he's cute.

OK, Nate, grab a beer
and sit with the boys.

Yep, will do, will do.
Yep.

How you going?
What's your name?

Nice to meet you, bro, I'm Zac.

OK, guys,
you know what happens next?

The girls will all line up

and one at a time,

the boys will choose
who they wanna couple up with.

Well, that's not happening.

Oh, my god.

What?

Oh, my god.

This year, the power has shifted

and the girls are in charge.

Oh, my god.

Oh, cute, man.
Oh, no.

So, boys, you can head down
to the garden deck and line up,

off you go.

Oh, I love this.

Tell you what girls,

why don't you grab yourselves
a beer?

Oh, yeah.
Pick a partner.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

OK, girls, you're about
to be the first females

in Love Island, Australia history

to make the first pick.

It's been a long time coming.

It really is.

One at a time you will join me
over here

and choose the boy
you would like to couple up with.

Boys, all you have to do
is step forward

if you are interested
in the girl doing the picking.

So nice.
That gives me anxiety.

What if no-one steps forward?

OK, Tia, you are up first.

(LAUGH)

Good luck.
NAKIA: Get that girl.

Oh, my god.

(LAUGH)
MAN: Yeah.

She's so beautiful.

So gorgeous.

Tia, nervous?
Yes, very nervous.

I'm nervous for you.

Oh, my god. No, don't.
(LAUGH)

Boys, if Tia is someone
you would like to couple up with,

take one step forward, now.

Holy moly.

Oh, my god,
that's so nice.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)

As they should.
That's the best result.

Nate, why did you step forward?

I mean, she's stunning
can't lie.

You know, beautiful smile,
good energy.

Trent, why'd you step forward?

Beautiful, dark features.

Smile. Beautiful.

Thank you.
Ooh.

Tia, the decision is up to you.

Who would you like
to couple up with?

Well, this is a really hard decision

and I'm sure
I'll get to know you all,

but I would like
to couple up with Trent.

(GASPS) Trent.

Yeah.

(LAUGHS)

Trent's stoked.
Oh.

Oh, Trent,
tell me what you're feeling.

I think my heart skipped a beat.

(LAUGHS)

Won the lottery.

I love his vibe

and he's the type of person
I would usually go for.

Back to Trent.
Thank you.

Love Island has
its first official couple.

It's Trent and Tia.

Savanah, come and join me.

Yay.
Go girl.

Go girl.
Come on down, sexy legs.

Oh, thank you.

OK boys,

if you like the look of Savanah,
take one step forward, now.

Here we go, Ollie,

tell me why'd you step forward?

She's giving me
sort of boss bitch energy

and I'm over that, so.

(PURRS) OK.

I'll cop that.

The good thing
about the girls having the pick

is you can pick anyone you want,
including Trent.

Oh no, don't steal my man.
(LAUGH)

I think Trent is a really happy man.

I wouldn't destroy
somebody's happiness life.

(LAUGH)
I like that Ollie complimented me.

Yeah.

But when Zac was talking,
I had like a lot in common with you.

I think I'll, I'll go with Zac.

OK. Zac, how do you feel
about being chosen?

Oh, I feel pretty handsome.

(LAUGH)

Savanah, you can go and join Zac.

SOPHIE: Ollie, are you OK?

Yeah, all good.

(AWWING)

Good on you, Ollie.

Hi, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

(KISSES)
Oh, my god, you're so sweaty, hey.

You're about to be.
Yeah.

(LAUGHS)

Love Island has
its second official couple.

It's Zac and Savanah.

# We will have to go there now. #

Tyra, you're up.

You look so confident.

I am. I'm feeling it.
I've got a favourite, so yeah.

Oh, you, oh, yeah, right, locked in?

Yeah. Yeah.
That's it.

Everything he said matched up
perfectly with what I want.

OK.
So that's a good, it's a green flag.

Oh, great. OK.
Yeah.

OK, boys, now remember,
any of you can step forward

if you'd like to couple up
with Tyra,

take one step forward, now.

Ooh, all the single boys.

Awesome.

Nate, why'd you step forward?

Oh, she got that natural beauty
about her, you know, very smart.

Good energy.
Thank you.

And Ollie, you step forward again.

I love the curls.

And Ben, why'd you step forward?

She's completely my type
and she has a warm energy about her.

So...
Lovely.

Oh, this is lovely.
Yes.

Very nice.

How good is Love Island Tyra?

So good.

OK, the choice is yours.

Who would you like
to couple up with?

I'm gonna couple up with Ben.

Oh, there you go. Ben.

Do you see that coming?

A little bit.

(LAUGH)
Nice, feeling the vibe.

I'm very happy.

Ollie, how you feeling darling?

Yeah, heartbroken.

Are you?
(LAUGHS)

The turf in front of you
is getting worn out there.

I know.

Good for you.
Good for you.

OK Tyra, go and join your new man.

Awesome.

Man, you burnt.

I know. (LAUGH)
Geez.

Hi, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

Sorry, I'm really sweaty. (LAUGH)
I'm pretty sweaty as well.

Love Island
has its third official couple.

It's Ben and Tyra.

Kirra, come and join me.

You a bit nervous?

Not really.
No, you're not.

OK.
Not really.

They're all very handsome.

If you'd like
to couple up with Kirra,

take one step forward now.

Oh, they're all getting
a bit safe I think.

It's alright.

I'll cry on the inside
like a winner.

No. That's it.
(LAUGH)

Ollie, you didn't wanna do it again,
did you?

(LAUGHS)
Can't do it again?

No, no.
(AWWING)

I think it's that.
It's that, that's what's happening.

It's right.
Anyway, the pick is yours.

The hand tattoos and the tattoos
really stand out to me.

OK.
And he seems really sweet.

So, I'd like to couple up
with Ollie.

Oh, Ollie,
should have stepped forward.

How you feeling?

Yeah, good.

Yeah, the only girl
you didn't step forward for

has picked you.
Don't do me like that.

(LAUGHS)

Go and claim your man.
Do it.

Our fourth couple

is Ollie and Kirra.

OK, Nakia,
lucky last.

Well, you've got
your serious face on.

I do, I've got
a big decision to make.

Yep, you do.

You are in the strongest position
of anyone.

Mm-hmm.

You can take any boy you like,
safe in the knowledge,

that they cannot be stolen from you.

I feel a bit nervous
just because

I'm either gonna take
someone's man...

Yep.
Spicy.

You know what that means for me.
(LAUGH) Or I'm not,

and I, I'm here for me so...
And you're here for love.

If Nakia is your type of girl,
take one step forward, now.

Oh, Zac.

OK, Zac, why'd you step forward?

She seems like my type, yeah.

OK. That's enough.

Man of many words.
Yeah.

Savanah, how you feeling?

I've known him for like two seconds,
so I'm alright.

(LAUGH)
That's good, that's good.

And this is true.

Yeah, it's a little too early
to be heartbroken.

Nate, why didn't you step forward?

I heard that she was gonna take
someone's man,

so, you know,
I've got no girl next to me.

(LAUGH)

So, it ain't me.

OK, Nakia.

Zac is step forward for you.

Nate is single.

Nate is single.

(LAUGHS)

Who would you like
to couple up with?

I think I would like
to couple up with...

..Nate.
Yeah.

He has a really nice smile

and I feel like he has
a genuine aura about him.

OK, well Nate, well done.

There's a girl on the way for you.

Hi.
You're beautiful, I'm a bit sweaty.

That's OK, me too.

The fifth and final couple

is Nate and Nakia.

OK, guys, that is five couples
officially locked in.

In your couple
you will live together,

take part in challenges together

and you'll share a bed together too.

(LAUGH)
Share ranking.

The biggest prize on offer
is finding love.

But if Australia loves you too,

there is the small matter
of 50,000.

Now, these days everyone
seems to be in an era.

I'm in my loved up era
at the moment, hey Josh.

(LAUGH)

And this year Love Island
is having eras too.

It's starting right now
with Spicy Era.

Oh, yeah.
(LAUGH)

Spicy Era, sheesh.

I like that.

Spicy games, spicy first dates,
spicy new Islanders.

This is the era

where you have absolute permission
to spice it up.

Good luck Islanders.

Stay spicy.

(LAUGHS)

A shocking reveal...

I've got three guys' initials
tattooed.

You're joking.

I'm not, do you wanna see?

There was just so many red flags.

And a Love Island icon
hits the villa.

Why do we need a new girl?

She's dangerous though
'cause she's been through it,

she know how it operates.

It's Love Island Australia.

After coupling up with sunstroke
and each other,

the sweaty couples explore the place
they'll spend the coming months

making sort
of a bit moist everywhere

and keep an ear out
for literally

the most incorrect use
of the word, literally.

The villa is literally insane.

Like it is everything
that I could imagine and more.

Oh, my god!

(EXCLAIMING)

(LAUGHS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

NAKIA: Oh, my gosh.
Oh, our pillows.

Oh, yeah, the bedroom,

it's gonna be taking
a bit of getting used to,

but as long as Tia's by my side,
I think I'll be alright.

I'll get through anything.

Yeah.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(LAUGHS)

Ooh, OK. Oh, our drink bottles!

Wow.

Oh, my god,
I'm dying, this is so cool.

So cool.
Is that a shower?

Outdoor shower.

Oh, my god, amazing.

After getting to know the villa,
the couples get to know each other.

Ollie wants to see if his connection
with Kirra is real,

unlike his glasses...
Innit?

..or his teeth.

I wanna get to know ya, so...
OK, go on.

You live in Perth?

I live in a suburb
called Marangaroo.

So you know the Kings Day
shopping centre?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm like across the road.

No shit.
Yeah.

I'm like literally behind it.
Fuck off.

Yeah, yeah.

My god, come all the way to Spain
to avoid Perth men.

(LAUGH)
End up with a Perth men.

(LAUGH) Who am I? Aw.

Ollie's got super white teeth.

Oh, my god,
they're like blinding.

I actually feel like I could
probably do my makeup in them.

They're like good old Turkey teeth.

But you do you boo,
if that's the smile you're after.

You have the bluest eyes by the you.
So do you.

I didn't even notice that earlier.
Really?

Yeah.

Yeah, because you didn't even like
step forward.

(LAUGH)

You were like, "Nah, I'm good."

I was, nah, I was...
Step forward for everyone but Kirra.

I was on the back foot
going into that conversation,

you, she led where,
"You didn't step forward,"

and it's sort of like,
"Whoa, Johnny, step back.

"Hold up.

"You are not that bad, you're sexy,
I get a vibe of ya

"and then do ya want to work
your way in back on the front foot."

You know what, I haven't even asked,
what's your type?

What do you mean?
Like physically?

Yeah...
Physically like...

Apparently not blonde to blue eyes.

It's not blonde to blue eyes.

It's not my typical...
Fuck not!

I quite like Latinas, like...
OK cool. So, I'm polar opposites.

That's fucking fantastic, yeah.
What's your type?

I feel like my type is on paper,
like you would be my type.

But the personality's everything.
Yes, I see, 100%.

I feel physically
he is like my type.

But is he hot
or does he just have tattoos?

Over on the,

"I want my tan to make me look
like a zebra," day bed,

Trent gets very intimate
with the pillow.

He also talks to Tia.

I'm not from New Zealand.
I was born in Canberra.

Yeah.

Is that,
where are you from in Australia?

Melbourne.
Ooh.

Do you live in Canberra still?
Yeah.

You live in Canberra?
Yeah.

You're too hot to be in Canberra.

(LAUGH)

Thank you.

You don't belong there.
No?

It's Julia Gillard...
(LAUGH)

There is beautiful people
in Canberra,

stop dissing us Canberrans.
I'm sure there is

but you're too beautiful for there.
No, that's cool.

Do you like it?
Where do you think I was from?

I thought you were like Sydney
or something.

Really?
You deserve like Bondi Beach.

(LAUGH)
Bondi Beach.

I am so glad I picked him.

Fuck, yeah,
I make good choices.

I didn't think
you were gonna pick me.

Really?
Yeah.

No way. No, like...
Always me?

Yeah, it was always you.
Really?

I was just like, "Yeah."
That's so good.

Like everyone like obviously
is beautiful

and everything like that,
but like personality-wise as well.

Like, I'm just like...
Yeah, that's good.

.."Nah," 100%.

And I was like...
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

I was still happy there.

Like I was fucking smiling
down there like a dickhead.

(LAUGHS)

I feel like I can't stop smiling.

Yeah, I'm so happy.

Like, dream.
(LAUGH)

No, all the boys are hot on my tail.
That's alright.

No, no, no.

I standing with a stick
and just...

(LAUGH)

Deny entry.
Oops, denied.

It's like a bouncer.
(LAUGH)

Oh...

When you came in I was like,
"Oh, my god."

And then every single thing
you were saying,

like stuff about like a best friend
and I don't know,

like, being funny
or not taking things too seriously,

like all of that.
Yeah. Yeah.

I was like buzz, buzz, buzz.

Like perfect, perfect, perfect.

That's why I was like keen to,
I wanna get to know you

like a lot more.

'cause I feel like we definitely
have similar interests, like...

100%.
Do you like reading?

When I'm bored.
(LAUGH)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I don't, I don't...
Do you like reading?

(LAUGH)
That's such a...

What's your favourite food?
What's your favourite?

What's your favourite colour?

Ben is just the cutest little button
I've ever seen.

Just really good vibes.

I hope I'm not getting
too ahead of myself.

(LAUGH)

I'm so hot.
I know. I'm fucking sweating.

Sweating bullets,
like I don't even wanna...

(GASPS)

Feel that.

(INHALES SHARPLY)
Oh-eh.

That's my actual butt sweat.

Let the pits out.

A little bit smelly.
A little bit?

Just a little bit though.

Just a little stink.
It's not terrible.

Stinkiest couple.

No one even wants to steal my girl

because she's...
No, because she's so damn stinky.

I'm very happy
to be coupled up with Tyra.

I'm honestly stoked,
I'm not gonna lie.

(LAUGHS)

NATE: What's...
Tell me a bit about yourself.

What's...

Grew up kind of country.

Yeah.
Countryside, rural?

Yeah.

I used to compete horses and stuff.
Oh, nice.

I did that for a while.

I kind of got to the highest point
I could get

with what I had.
Yeah.

So I felt...
And what's that?

What was the highest point?
I went to...

I went to state champions and I won.
OK.

Oh, and you won?
Yeah.

OK.
So...

I don't think
I've even ridden a horse before.

I can show you the ropes.
Yeah, you show me.

Yeah.
You show me how to ride a horse?

I am happy
being coupled up with Nate.

He's very warm, very kind.

He has a very warm smile.

We have good conversation.

We feel really comfortable
around each other.

What about you?

So I'm 24.
I do personal training.

I've been doing that
for a while now.

My friends always say,
"Never trust a PT."

Never trust a PT, in terms of what?

'Cause they're just so...
Like in terms of life,

or in terms of gym advice?
No, at the gym.

I've actually also heard,
"Don't trust a horse girl."

(LAUGHS)
I'm sure you've heard that as well.

100%, I've heard that.

I've heard they're kind of crazy.

You will find out.

I will find out?
Yeah.

Just a quick note to say,

it was actually Nakia's horse

that did all the hard work
at the state championships.

I thought you were really nice
when you walked out.

Talking of hard work,
here's Savanah and Zac.

So what normally is your type?

Or do you literally
just go for personality?

'Cause I feel like may...

Not in a bad way,
but I feel like I'm not your type.

My type is generally

someone who doesn't
take things too seriously.

Yeah.
And...

I don't know,
it's hard to put into a sentence.

Yeah.
It's like...

What's your type?
Well, you don't know...

What's your type?
..till you meet them.

Look, to be honest,

I usually have
really toxic relationships.

Yeah.
I'm talking dysfunction

to the point where

my family are calling me,

being like,
"You need to leave this person."

So it's literally ruining lives.

Jeez.
So when I came on here,

I was like,
"I'm not gonna go for the people

"that I would normally go for."

Is Ollie the kind of guy
you'd normally go for?

No 'cause of the teeth.
(LAUGHS)

And I don't like his tattoos.

(LAUGHS)

I don't...
I might...

I like tattoos,
but I don't like them on myself.

You know?
Yeah.

I appreciate them,

but I just don't think
I'd get them.

I've got
some really interesting ones.

I've got my...

I've got three guys' initials
tattooed.

You are joking.
I'm not. Do you wanna see?

I'm really sweaty, but...

This is my ex.
I did that myself

with an electric toothbrush
and a needle, and permanent marker,

just like that.

I think
when I showed Zac my tattoos,

he thought I was a fucking nutcase.

(LAUGHS)
He's not wrong actually.

And then I've got KG up here
and MD here,

who's Martin and Kai.

Tattooing your ex's names.
What the hell?

And then after one,

wouldn't you be like,
"That was a bad idea?"

But then after two, you'd be like,

"OK, well,
I think maybe I'm an idiot."

But then after three,
you've gotta be thinking,

this is not cool.

I just can't wrap my head around it.

It's like...
(GROANS)

(LAUGHTER)

Melt them with my mouth.
Yeah.

Oh, my god, stop it.
(LAUGHING)

TRENT: Yeah.
ZAC: Oi, things got really weird

down at the fire pit though.

Really, what happened?
MAN: Really?

She's got three
ex-boyfriend's names

..tattooed on her.
Their initials.

Oh, no.
I swear to God.

Biggest red flag ever. I'm sorry.

There was just so many red flags.

I was like, what the...

I didn't know you could fit
so many red flags

into a conversation.

Oh, but she's a lovely girl.

Yeah, I've really landed on my feet
with my one.

(LAUGHTER)

('BRING ON THE NIGHT')
# We all love love

# Just listen to my heartbeat now

# Now now... #

MAN ONE: Oh, shit.
MAN TWO: That's crazy.

OLLIE: Nice.

This is the best night of my life.

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
Wow.

KIRRA: So pretty.

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

Oh, my god, shut up.

So nice.
Look at all the fairy lights.

Oh, my gosh.
How pretty is all the trees?

TIA: So cute.
Hey, guys.

Wow.

Oh, you look so good.
You look amazing.

I finally got my shower.

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

OK, so, everyone,

first day done at Love Island.

(CHEERS)

OK, here's to, hopefully,
finding love.

(CHEERS)
BEN: Absolutely.

ALL: Cheers.

Cute.

NAKIA:
I might take a seat somewhere.

Yeah, should we sit down, you guys?

These bloody stairs.

For real. In the heels again.
In the heels again.

You're going to master it.

The islanders now head down

to the famous Love Island fire pit.

A place reserved for drama,
for romance.

For Ben to ask
one of the worst questions

in history of reality television.

If you were to be a fruit,
what fruit would you identify as?

I feel like I would be an apple

'cause I'm hard on the outside,
but sweet on the inside.

OK.
Aw, OK.

Nice. That's...
I like it.

If we're going along those lines,
I'd be a banana

'cause you gotta peel back
the layers.

Oi.
Yeah.

Last I checked,
bananas had one layer.

Unless Nate's bananas wear clothes?

Now to the delicious awkwardness
of Kirra and Ollie.

I feel like
you're a little bit shy though.

I feel like I'm not seeing...

I know it's only day one,

but I feel like I'm...

No.

I feel like...

Because I feel like...

Until I'm sure...

Do you know what I mean?
I wouldn't...

It's day one, doll,

you don't have to be sure of me,
it's fine.

Kirra's giving off
a bit of a weird energy,

and it's hard to read
what she's about right now.

Would you say
you're a fairly open book?

I think so.
Yeah.

I don't know.
I feel like I just mirror people.

I feel like
if you're giving me good energy,

I'll give it back.
Yeah, OK.

But if you're being a bit reserved,
then maybe I will too.

I don't chase at all.

If you want to do your thing...
Play games.

..it's fine.
I'm gonna let you do it.

Yeah.

I'm not here to...
(LAUGHS)

I'm not here to play games.

So if that's what you're doing,
then I'm not interested.

I just don't feel anything romantic
towards Ollie.

We're both just, I guess,
not each other's romantic vibe.

Yeah, no, 100%.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

TRENT: How are you finding it?
TIA: Oh, I don't know.

You don't know?
I dunno.

It's pretty chill night by the
sounds.

Yeah. Let's go over here.

Oh, this is nice.
Yeah, this is it.

I like this.
Where's your head at?

Yeah, where is your head at?
Yeah, where is your head at?

Day one.
Literally.

How are you finding it?
I'm loving it.

Do you reckon
you're gonna pull anyone for a chat?

I don't think so.

Are you?

Mm.

I, like...

I'm honestly not interested
in anyone else at the moment.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think I've hit the jackpot.

(GIGGLING)

Do you feel the same?
You're so funny. Yeah.

Yeah.

I...
I don't know, I can't stop smiling.

Oh, my god, stop.
No, I'm actually serious.

You're making me go, aah.
(LAUGHS)

I'm on cloud nine at the moment,
I think.

I feel like I've...

Definitely, it's cliche.

I think I've definitely

put all my eggs in one basket
this early.

So no regrets picking me then?

Fuck no.

Fuck no.
That's good.

I'm like...
I'm so happy.

Same.
You're so funny.

I could leave a happy man tomorrow.

(GIGGLING)
Literally.

My whole experience is done.
Can we just walk?

Let's go.
Yeah, walk off.

It's done.
Let's go travel the rest of Europe.

Call the Jeep.
Yeah, yeah.

Get the Jeep back here.

We'll take that as well.
I think we're done.

I don't know why,

but I feel like
we're just the first couple

to really have a good banter,
and actually connect a lot.

I feel like he's stoked,
and I'm stoked too.

But yeah.
(GIGGLES)

I think I'm probably like...

I haven't felt...
Wait already?

Yeah. No, like...
Are you serious?

Oi, oi, listen to this, man,
he's catching feelings already.

OLLIE: Let's hear it, let's hear it.

(LAUGHTER)

This guy's like,
"I haven't felt this way."

Nah, just, we're vibing.

Yeah. Cool.
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

That's good. That's good.

I'm fucking...
It's what you want.

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
First night in.

Broke the touch barrier.
She's already all over you.

Rubbing her leg,
getting a running raunch.

(LAUGHTER)
Yeah, boy.

(LAUGHTER)

I'm not going anywhere near Tia.

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
I'm big on bro code.

I ain't going...
Same. Yeah, yeah, same.

When you see something good anyways,

you don't even imagine yourself
even diving into that,

or...
But you guys got something good.

You can tell
that she likes you as well.

Yeah.

(SONG PLAYING)
# Let there be love... #

(GROANS)

I'm just gonna use an outdoor tower.

Damn. You got a rig, hey?

Thank you.
Yeah, how do you feel about today?

Today was good. I had fun.
Yeah?

How are you feeling
on a romantic level?

I think you're really hot,

and I think
as I've gotten to know you more,

I'm getting more attracted to you.

ZAC: Yeah.
How are you feeling?

Right, now I'm undecided.

Yeah.
I think...

I think you've got
such a big personality.

(LAUGHS)
It's so much to take in.

Sharing a bed with Sav tonight,

I think, is gonna be
an interesting sea to navigate.

I think
if hand were placed on thigh,

I dunno if I would be reciprocating
my hand on her thigh.

(SONG PLAYING)
# Let go and let go baby

# We're going home... #

Ollie and I

are definitely just
on a friendship level at the moment,

so sharing be with him tonight
will definitely just be pals,

the whole pillow fort.

(CHUCKLES)

Thanks.

I think it's too early to tell

if Nate and I
will blossom into anything.

I do feel like
I lack the like spark.

Yeah, I feel like it may be
more of a friendship than anything.

How do you sleep?
I sleep on my back.

I sleep on my side.

Side, and I go from side to back.

I am excited
to share a bed with Ben tonight.

I'd like a little cuddle.

And he is nice and tall too,
and I'm really short,

so it's a nice, little,
perfect cuddle.

Cuddle mat.

# We're going home

# I guess it isn't hard to imagine

# Just open up your heart
To the magic

# Magic

# Let go and let go baby

# We're going home

# I guess I'm gonna'
hark to the magic

# Magic

# Let go and let go baby

# We're going home

# But isn't it hard to imagine

# Just open up your heart
To the magic

# Magic. #

Coming up...

I got a text.

A text rocks the villa.

Oh, shit.

I am shook to my core right now.

Welcome back to Love Island.

We're in Majorca

because all the islands
close to Australia

voted against our presence.

It's wake-up time.

Let's learn our couple's names
because they'll be in love forever.

Ollie and Kirra.

Ben and Tyra.

Trent and Tia.

Nate and Nakia.

And Zac and Savanah.

Lights.

OLLIE: Oh.

That's fucked.

TIA: That's a lot.

These do not help.

Good morning, you guys.

Are we excited for today?
SAVANAH: Yes.

OLLIE:
What do you want for breakfast?

Whatever you're making me.

Whatever you're making?
(LAUGHS)

Oh.
(LAUGHTER)

Oh, you look cute.

Yeah, you didn't get any action
last night?

I got a bit of a cuddle.

Put her arm like this at one point,

and I took it off.
(LAUGHTER)

TRENT: That a boy.

Did anybody snuggle?
I had a little snuggle.

Just flung a leg over, a little arm.

What's the plan for today?

You gonna talk to anyone new?

I don't even know.

KIRRA: You just gonna go with it?
Yeah.

Me and Zac could move
at very different paces.

(LAUGHING)

Yeah, Zac does seem
like a very slow burn.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

What about you? How was your night?

It was good.
I just went straight to bed.

Yes.
You know what I mean?

I was just like...

Or last night,
Trent and I had a chat.

Mm.
Yeah.

Oh yeah. I saw you went off.

Yeah, he just came up here,
and we were just talking.

Was it good?
Yeah.

Yeah. It was just chill.

I don't know,
there's not much to talk about.

It was cute that he pulled me away.
Yeah.

How about you? How are you?

I feel like
I've almost made up my mind

that it's just a friendship thing.

(WOMAN GASPS)

I know I haven't
given it much of a chance at all.

No, but babe, that's how...

When you know, you know.
When I know, I know.

And I don't wanna force it
and pretend,

do you know what I mean?

But I'll be honest.

I'm keen to get to know him.
Yeah, you should.

Yeah.
100%, yeah.

Trent's still my number one,

but I would love to just
get to know Nate a little bit more.

Especially if he's getting
friend zoned right now.

So...
(CHUCKLES)

(SONG PLAYING)
# Dawn my sun... #

The girls seem unsure
about which boys they like,

but they don't seem unsure

about shamelessly salivating
over the all-beef buffet.

They all look amazing.
I know.

NATE: Seven, six.

Even Ollie over there.
(OLLIE GRUNTING)

Look at him, he's giving it his all.

Damn, damn, damn.

Oh.

Watching the boys work out,

we were having
the perv of our lives.

(LAUGHS)
They are so jacked,

all of them, their muscles.

They were sweating.

It was amazing.

KIRRA: Ben actually
does have an insane rig.

SAVANAH: Yeah.
TYRA: So does Nate.

NAKIA: They've actually
all got insane rigs.

They actually...
(LAUGHS)

There's literally
not one of them is faultable.

TYRA: No.

Mm-mm-mm.

They're all just
so stupid to look at.

I feel like Nate would be

the most motivating
personal trainer.

I would love him to train me.

Same.

He's the reason
I would get up every day

and go to my training sessions.

He can whip us into shape.

Nate is so fit.

He's just in shape
in every part of his body.

I feel like
I need to do a few sit-ups now.

(LAUGHS)

Nate is actually insane.

See his arms?
NAKIA: He is built different.

He's the flavour of the day.
TYRA: Yeah, he is.

Nate is the flavour of the day.

He looks very yummy right now.

Nakia has pretty much
friend zoned Nate.

If a girl is seeing a guy
as just a friend,

yeah, it's open season.

Even if a girl
isn't seeing a guy as a friend,

it's open season.

It's Love Island,
toes are for stepping on.

NATE: Ten, nine, eight, seven...

Oh, my god.
..six, five...

Oh, my god. That is criminal.
..four, three, two, one.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. I can't watch.

They're all just too good-looking.

NAKIA: I feel so much better
after getting wet.

(LAUGHS)

Things with Sav
clearly aren't working out.

If I were to be with
anyone in the villa right now,

I'd probably prefer it
if it were Nakia.

So I just thought I need to go
and have the conversation,

and just see where she's at
with Nate.

How are you?
Oh, good.

How you feeling in your coupling?

(CLEARS THROAT)
Yeah, I feel fine.

You don't really wanna be just fine,
do you?

Straight.

He's a really good guy,
and he's really sweet.

I just feel like
we don't have a lot in common.

At the moment, my head says

that I should maybe
give it a go with Nate

because we're coupled up,
and I did pick him for a reason,

and we do get along.

But my heart says...

..I'm just not feeling it
the way that I should be.

He's not really your type, is he?
No.

Yeah.

I think it's...
The writing's on the wall

with Sav and I.
Yeah.

I feel like...
(NAKIA CLEARS THROAT)

..she likes you a little bit more
than you like her.

(LAUGHS)

And you're trying really hard
to be careful about what you say.

Mm.

That's very respectful of you.

But OK.

If you were to talk
to anyone else in the villa...

..outside of Nate.

I feel like we get along.

I'll just tell you this now.

Last night, I was in bed...

..and I was thinking,

I'd rather have been in bed with you
than anyone else.

(LAUGHS)

That's cute.

That's what I was thinking.

It does feel good to know
that I was someone's number one,

I guess.

The more like I talk to him,
the more attractive he gets.

No, I feel like
it's pretty one-and-done

with Ben and Tyra.

I feel like it's pretty one-and-done
with Trent and Tia.

I don't think so.
I feel like...

I think that you have only
spoken to the guy's point of view,

and you haven't heard
how the girl's...

Tell me the inside knowledge
right now.

No.
Tell me what you know.

I'm not telling you anything.

(LAUGHING)

But she's definitely
not one and done.

She wants to go talk to Nate.

What?
Yeah.

They really wanna talk to Nate?
Literally all of them.

That's very surprising to me
to hear.

Why?

I feel like
Nate's been the quietest.

Mate, he's a quiet assassin.

Who does Sav wanna talk to?

Nate.

(LAUGHTER)

She's jumping...
Shh.

She's jumping ship.
Shh.

I am going to pull her for a chat,
that coward.

What the hell?

Only I'm...
Try not to sound so upset about it.

..allowed to jump ship.

(NAKIA LAUGHS)

This is crazy.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

So, I have some
very neat inside information.

NATE: Wow.
(CHUCKLES)

Things aren't as solid
as they're looking

with Ben and Trent.

So you know
Ben and Trent think they're solid?

OLLIE: Yeah.
Yeah.

It's not as solid as they think.
Seriously?

What happened?

I was talking to Nakia,
and she was like,

"Tia and Tyra, they both said,

"'Oh, we wanna
get to know the other boys'."

But they both said,
"Oh, we wanna get to know Nate."

Really?
Both of them said that.

Yeah, boy.

That they wanna get
to know you more.

That threw a huge spanner
in the works.

It definitely makes you feel good.

But I'm not walking around

with my chest real tall
and shit like that,

I stay humble and shit.

But it's good
just to know on the side,

at least something that I'm doing
is right.

Wow.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Did not expect that.
I didn't expect that at all.

Did expect that at all.
Did not expect that at all.

Right.

Coming up...

Nate makes his move.

You caught my eye from the beginning
for sure.

When I saw you,
I was like, oh, my god.

And Trent's fuming.

(ROARING)

I've just started a new serum.

What are you guys doing?
ZAC: We're gonna use a face mask.

Actually,
I would love to do a face mask.

Should we? Let's do it.

(SQUEALS)
Face mask.

She's been waiting for this.

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

Alright, boys, sit down.

Welcome to Tyra and Nakia's
Beauty spa.

Do you want your ears out or in?

What do you think?

Whatever...
What do you recommend?

It's good.

(LAUGHTER)

You're fucking kidding me.

Oh, I gotta lean back as well.

Ooh.
Just gimme me a second.

Oh, you guys.

You're more talented than I thought.

God, this is stunning.

Oh, my god.

ZAC: Oh, my god. Wait, wait.

(LAUGHTER)

(SONG PLAYING)

# This isn't something new. #

That was a cute cuddle last night.

You're cute.

You're really cute.
What do you mean I'm cute?

I dunno,
I just like having you in my arms.

It's nice
'cause you're so big and strong,

and I feel like...
Just like...

I feel most like a man.
(TYRA GIGGLES)

Yeah, well, I feel most like a man
when I can provide and protect.

That's so cute.

That was such a green flag.

I feel like he's a very safe person
to be around.

I love feeling protected by someone.

I'm happy where I'm at, honestly.
Mm, mm-hmm.

Obviously,
I don't wanna get too comfortable

'cause you just never know.

It's good to keep an open mind,

but I'm not gonna fake it
that I like...

I'm interested in other people.

I think we both have

the strongest connection
to each other, as of now.

And I think
we look like a power couple,

not gonna lie.

Both got the tan, looking good,

and, yeah, getting along very well.

Obviously, me and you,
I feel like, are the most secure.

Mm.

Everyone else is just like...
(CHUCKLES)

Yeah. It's all...
It's very confusing for them.

It's very much in shambles, I think.

It's gonna get a whole lot messier.

It's gonna get so fucking messy.

Yeah, 100%.
You know?

Should we go upstairs?

Yeah, sure.

Now if I know

the psychological theories
of Sigmund Freud,

and I don't,

Ben should be giving Nakia
banana envy

in three, two, one.

I want a banana.

Should we get some fruit?
Yeah, I reckon we get some food.

Yeah.
100%.

(SONG PLAYING)

# A summer sun

# Turns into the night... #

No, they're sweet and salty.

They're not sweet and salty,
are they?

Nah, it's salty.

You reckon?

I think...
I feel like this is my...

This is our spot up here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just patrolling the villa.

Literally.

Anything that happens in this villa
goes through us.

(LAUGHS)
And us only.

We are...
Bro.

(LAUGHTER)

We are the puppet masters.
Yeah.

Keep walking.

(LAUGHTER)

So Trent is the new puppet master
of the villa.

His main focus

would be keeping Tia
as far away from Nate as possible.

You go in there.
Go in there.

Doh!
What's up?

Hello.
How are you?

Good. You wanna go for a chat?
Are you going...

We'll got for a chat, for sure.
Yeah, come on, let's go.

For sure. Where to?
Let's go somewhere sunny.

Ah...
Fire pit?

Oh, yeah. Let's go down there.

I already know
Trent's fucking peeping right now.

He is watching us go down.

Oh, fuck.
(GIGGLES)

TRENT: Oh, fuck.

ZAC: Alright, man.

It's better to just not look.

Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah.
Yeah.

(TRENT ROARS)
(ZAC LAUGHS)

I'm quietly confident

that Tia's eyes are on me only
at this stage,

and I've just gotta
keep doing what I'm doing,

and keeping her
on my side of the bed.

How are you?
(INDISTINCT).

We've taken our time
to talk to each other.

We've taken a long ass time.

Yeah.

Want to get to know you, obviously.
Yeah.

What do you wanna know?
Ask anything.

What motivates you?

What do you want to do?
What's your goals?

Yeah, I wanna buy a house
literally at the end of the year.

Wow. Sounds like you're driven
in that way.

Yeah, 100%.

Having the whole house
and everything

is massive thing.
Yeah.

When I do have kids, eventually,
and build my family,

it's gonna be easier.

Yeah, it's good
to have that type of mindset.

Yeah.
You seem like

you're very switched on
in that regard.

Thank you.
Which is good.

Thank you.
Yeah, you wanna keep that.

Yeah.
Family orientated, all that shit.

Yeah, right?
Yeah, nice.

Yeah, of course.

She's a cool chick,
how driven she is.

I like her morals.

She's sort of into
the same things as me,

but also
a fucking independent woman,

which I fucking love.

How you feeling
about the other chicks?

Got to know anyone?

You caught my eye from the beginning
for sure.

Yeah.
And so did...

Physically as well.
Physically, absolutely.

When I was like...
I was like...

When I saw you,
I was like, oh, my God.

Yeah, seriously.

I was like, wow, my...

You're like a Michael B. Jordan.

(LAUGHS)
Nah, not even, not even.

You are. I was like, who are you?
You are so...

..I was like, girl, stop that.

Stop that.
(LAUGHTER)

Stop that.

We were getting hot down there.

I know it's not the weather hot.
(CHUCKLES)

Yeah.

I don't know what it is with Trent.

I feel like, him and I touch,

and sort of affection
and stuff like that

'cause he's funny,

and I just wanna be around
that banter sort of stuff.

Yeah, exactly, yeah.

But it's just
that deep-felt connection,

I just don't know.

I know it's early to say this,

but I feel like...

I feel like I'm going
to connect deeper with Nate

than Trent.

(SONG PLAYING)
# Bursting out

# Up my cage

# Sick and tired... #

Yeah.
# Sitting still suffering... #

I just dunno if I...
Yeah.

This...
You got time.

I'm open, I'm open.
You don't need to...

You're open?
Yeah. 100%.

Yeah.
That's good to know.

Yeah.
That's good to know 'cause I'm open.

I'm open.
Yeah.

# Now's the time to strike the blade

# Do not blink... #

I definitely can't help
that I'm pretty giddy right now.

I've got a beautiful woman
telling me

that she's attracted me,

and telling me
exactly how it is as well.

That's the shit that I like.

Definitely can't help but smile.

# 'Cause... #

That's good.
# Keep stealing me

# This is not a OK... #

At the end of the day,
everyone's their own person.

No one's locked into anything.

You can get to know
absolutely whoever you want.

And I'm respectful of that.
Yeah.

# Nothing dead... #

Speechless.

I don't know, I think I'm blushing.

I'm interested.
Oh, I'm interested as well.

Yay, I'm happy with this chat.
You happy with that?

Yeah.
# Nothing dead

# Nothing dead... #

(LAUGHING)
Stop that.

Coming up...

A Love Island icon...

Oh, my god, you are that Lucinda.

..causes quite the stir.

It's going to just turn Love Island
upside down.

(SONG PLAYING)
# Watch me shine

# I feel like blowing minds

# They never seen this side. #

ALL: Da-da-da-da-da-da.
Da-da-da-da-da-da.

I've also done a conga line
to prepare for a night of drinking.

And what did I learn?

Well, drinking alone

is nowhere near as sad
as doing a conga line alone.

(CHEERING)

MAN: Yeah!

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

ZAC: Here we go, guys.

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

So before we get into the big night,

I just wanna make a toast

to cheating, to stealing,
to fighting, and to drinking.

If you cheat, may you cheat death.

If you steal,

may you steal the heart of the woman
or the man that you are with.

If you fight,

may you fight
for your brothers and your sisters.

And if you drink,
may you drink with me.

Let's go.

(CHEERING)

(SONG PLAYING)
# My whole ruse crash. #

ZAC: What's been happening?

TIA: Not much.
It's been intense

in the facilities today, hasn't it?

You're looking really tan,
and I like that blue shirt on you.

Thank you.
(TEXT MESSAGE RING)

Oh, my god.

I got a text.

(GASPS)

Guys.
Guys, I got a text.

What?

(GIRL SQUEALS)
Oh, my god.

"Tick, tick, tick, boom.

"The first bomb is on her way."

(CHEERING)

OK. "All the boys to the fire pit.
Hashtag blow it up."

Oh, shit. How you feeling?

When that text came through,
I'm like,

"This shit is getting real
right now."

Fucking knew it, man.

This is it.

This is what
you've been waiting for.

NAKIA: I reckon up there.

Seriously? Now?

We just got here.

Why do we need a new girl?

So excited.
They look a little too excited.

Bro, imagine if it's better
than whoever you're with.

(LAUGHTER)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Calm down.

I wonder how she's feeling.

I don't actually care.

(LAUGHS)

(SONG PLAYING)
# Wonderful... #

My name's Lucinda, I'm 23.

People may recognise me
from Love Island UK.

# I'm in love

# I'm in love. #

Last time I coupled up
with three boys

and none of them were good enough.

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

I was 21,
I didn't know what I wanted,

and now I'm 23,

I know exactly what I want.

This time I want someone
to be obsessed with me and me only.

I am so ready to find
an Aussie boyfriend

because I want to find love.

# I'm in love. #

I've done this before,
I know how this game works.

I think I'm so much more
confident now.

I am definitely not afraid
to step on toes to get what I want.

Girls, watch out.

I'm ready for love
and nothing's getting in my way.

Oh, shit.

Let's get this party started.

(EXCLAIMING)

She's so hot.

She's 100% my type.

Hi.
NATE: Hello, hello.

Oh, she's pushy.
Who is she?

Hi, nice to meet you.
Hello, how are you?

Nice to meet you.
I'm Lucinda.

What's her name?
Jacinta.

Oh shit, that's a hot name.

Oh, my god.

She looks like a supermodel.

Nice to meet you.
Hi.

Like everything about her
was perfect

and I started for the first time
to get properly nervous.

Hi.
Nice to meet you.

Nice meet you.
I'm Zac.

I'm definitely not gonna remember
all of your names right now.

Hi, nice to meet you.
What's your name?

Trent.
Trent.

Five very, very good-looking guys
to say the least.

Which are literally all my type
by the way,

which I'm also quite surprised at.

How are you guys settling in?

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
How are you?

Party's just begun.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Got a bottle of champers
right there.

She got an accent?

You were expecting someone
from England to come in?

She does.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

She's English.

Hi girls.

ALL: Hi.

(LAUGHS)

How are you feeling, honestly?

How am I feeling?
First impressions of everything.

Yeah, I mean it literally looks
amazing.

I mean it's absolutely stunning.

This villa is beautiful.

She's got such a cute accent.

She sounds like Lucinda from...
She does.

Who's Lucinda?
She was in the UK one.

She's like pretty famous now.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
That's good. That's good.

Us English are taking over.

(LAUGHS)

Lucinda definitely caught
my attention.

She is gorgeous.

She is more than welcome to take me
from my couple, 100%.

I actually was on the UK,
Love Islands.

She just said she was...
Wait, she's on the UK love island.

Oh, so it must be that girl
that you are talking about.

Shut up.

It fucking is.
It is.

It fucking is.
That's Lucinda.

Oh, wow.

So, this isn't the first time
that I've actually been.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

I was on season seven.

Who was in it?
So Millie...

Oh, my god.
You are that Lucinda.

Yeah.

(LAUGHS)

This is like crazy.

I like, I literally watched
the season she was on

and I was like holy shit,
she is smoking.

Yeah.

It's like meeting
your celebrity crush.

So, you been with any Aussie guys?

I literally have not been
with any Aussie guys before.

(LAUGHS)

I definitely wanna go to Australia
after this as well.

Like after...
You have to, you have to.

Come, come ride a kangaroo.

Do people actually ride kangaroos?

I've ridden the same kangaroo
to work for like six years in a row.

You've ridden the same kangaroo

for six years in a row?

He's getting tired.

(LAUGH)

No. No.
He's on his way out.

I'm pulling ya leg.

(LAUGHS)

I've never been with an Australian.

I've never gone to Australia.

However, why was it so fit
when they open their mouth like...

Are you guys all happy

with like who you've coupled up with
and stuff?

Like I think two of us
are happy.

It's those two, them two.

Happy but we're still,
it's early days,

so I'm open to it meeting anyone
at the moment.

Yeah.

Trent's just like,
"Oh, what? Who's Tia?"

We've gonna have so much fun,

I literally can't wait.

It's gonna be wow.

I am shook to my core right now.

(LAUGH)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

She's dangerous though
'cause she's been through it.

She's gonna be a massive threat
to the villa for sure.

It's exciting to have
a bombshell in here.

She's gonna have so much
more confidence than us as well.

Were you a bombshell in the last?

Yeah.
Oh, really? So...

ZAC: She's a double bombshell.
Double bombshell, yeah.

ZAC: You've done this before.
I'm just made to be a bombshell.

BEN: She means business.
NATE: Yeah.

It was just like, "Eugh,"
watching from the balcony.

My blood was boiling
and I don't know why,

it's literally day two.

I think all of a sudden
I just got jealous.

I feel severely underdressed.

There's a lot of girls that
aren't comfortable in their couples

and it's going to just turn
Love Island upside down.

Oh, my god,
I wonder what they're all thinking.

(SIGHS)

Next on Nine's Late News -

New UK bombshell Lucinda

is saving the OG girls
from washing extra dishes

by having all the guys
eating outta the palm of her hand.

The OG girls will be thrilled.

I can't believe that this early
there's been a bomb.

Maybe we should go down
and talk to her.

Do you think?
Should we go?

Yeah, I feel like we should.
Yeah, I guess.

We'll go say hi.
Let's do it.

I guess. (LAUGH)

I think Lucinda's arrival
in the villa

is definitely gonna shake it up.

(LAUGH)
Come on.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)

What?

They sound like they're having
so much fun.

Yeah, what's so funny?

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
The boys were just full of laughter.

They were so tired
before she walked in

but all of a sudden
they're bloody hyped up aren't they?

Oh shit, here they come now.

"Here they come.
(LAUGHS) "Here they come."

LUCINDA: Yeah, they're coming.
The lions.

Oh, my god.

Guys, come up here, come over here.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

OK.
Come up here, yeah.

Because the boys
were so good looking.

I was talking to 'em,

I literally completely forgot
that the, the girls were even there.

Hi.
LADIES: Hello.

Hi.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Hi, I'm Kirra.
What's your name?

It's nice to meet you.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Nakia, nice to meet you.
How lovely to meet you.

Hello, I'm Sav.
God, you're all so stunning.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Lucinda is a walking
Instagram filter

and she's got the badonka-donk,
girl.

She is thick as hell
but like in the hot way.

How are you feeling?
I was nervous

but you know what,
the boys are so good looking.

Yeah, yeah.
That's one like tick.

What are you looking for in here?
Like...

I'm looking, well hopefully,

I'm actually looking for like
a long-term boyfriend now,

like I'm literally so ready
to actually find someone.

Yeah.
Holy fuck.

Lucinda's definitely got potential
to turn all the guys' heads in here,

that's for sure.

# I always thought
that this was fair to see... #

I'm hopin' to get to know 'er.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll get to know 'er for sure.

Guys. I like, I like the accent.

Lucinda's definitely got a gorgeous,
gorgeous smile,

gorgeous face, gorgeous eyes.

Shit is getting real now.

Like this is Love Island right here.

Bro, she was my crush
from the season she was on.

Bullshit.
I swear.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

I said she was my crush
from the season she was on.

Bullshit.

My mind is spinning right now.

That's...
That's so funny.

Did you recognise
right from the get go?

Yes, bro.
I was like that can't be,

I'm like fan girling hard.

(EXCLAIMING)

# Angels spinning circles. #

Lucinda is a ten out of ten.

The games have begun and things are
gonna get crazy.

Captioned by AI-Media
ai-media.tv

A whole new era of love
is just getting started.

...and I think you and I
are gonna end up coupling up.

Bold statement.

Be a fool not to.
Let's be real.

And Australia -
one jaw-dropping twist...

Please welcome... Reid!

I know him.

..is unleashed.

I did...see your sister.

The moment you've been waiting for...

You (BLEEP) my sister?

Yes.

..has arrived.

I'm gonna wet my pants.
She's SO not happy though.