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I'm just gonna attach
this lapel mic, sir.
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So, you want me to talk about
persephone odair? That's easy.
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She was a brilliant entrepreneur
who wanted to save the world.
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How I wish that was
her only shortcoming.
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My company, lifeboat,
can take an ocean of salt water
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And transform it into
clean drinking water,
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Cheaply and efficiently
with a machine
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Only the size of a can of oats.
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oats!
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Now, the doubters call this goal
"impossible,"
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But I prefer to say:
"I'm possible."
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♪ ♪
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this story is about a little girl who had a dream.
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But it begins with another little girl
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Who allowed us to use the footage
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From when she interviewed the first little girl
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Who is no longer a little girl.
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I'm so excited to be
interviewing
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Persephone odair,
ceo of lifeboat.
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So, persephone,
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You were the most be-badged
girl scout of all time
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And then followed
in the footsteps of bill gates
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By dropping out of harvard
early.
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The earliest ever.
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Our car didn't even slow down on
freshmen move-in day.
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So inspirational.
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What was the "aha moment"
that gave you the idea
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To start lifeboat?
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Great question.
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And, lisa, great questions are
the jackhammers,
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Which demo the walls built
by distrupto-phobes
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To create the open floorplan
of innovation.
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I've always thought that
about questions.
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lisa, my grandfather was a world war ii sailor
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Whose ship was torpedoed.
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He was stranded on a lifeboat, lisa,
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Surrounded by water but not a drop to drink.
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Don't tell me he died.
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Worse.
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He gave up.
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And then he died, of quitting
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And super-duper dehydration.
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But I will never give up
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Until I've raised enough capital
to make lifeboat a reality.
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so if you know
any billionaires...
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Well, the only one in our town
is mr. Burns,
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And he's awful.
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Once, he clear-cut a forest
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Because he thought a squirrel
was looking at him funny.
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♪ ♪
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Montgomery burns. Mm.
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Interesting idea, lisa.
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No, I didn't say it
to be an idea!
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He's terrible.
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Whatever you do,
don't go to him.
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but the woman who once tried
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To clone sheryl sandberg for a school project
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Would not be deterred.
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Welcome to orlando.
Quick heads-up.
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We may have to cut
this panel short
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Due to our third
once-in-a-million-year
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Hurricane this season.
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put this on my reel!
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-Terrible luck.
-No fault of anyone's.
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Mr. Burns, climate change has
left the earth in peril.
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Who sent you? John muir?
Friedrich engels?
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Mike doonesbury?
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I'm getting word that
this hurricane is meeting up
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With the everglades super fire.
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Montgomery, I'm the founder of
a desalination company.
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Our world is
running out of water,
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And we need a hero to rescue us.
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And I believe that
that hero is your money.
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We sell chemicals
that can put out that fire.
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Granted, those chemicals
turn alligators into godzillas,
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But we're working on a bomb
that can fix that.
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Sorry, miss.
Desalination is a snooze.
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But I do want in
on the godzilla bomb.
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persephone was not shy about hounding mr. Burns,
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And he wasn't shy about hounding her.
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Some fish just swim
with the tide.
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I'm the kind of relentless fish
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That falls down ten times
before it runs up the mountain.
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On ocean shoes.
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Eh. Fine, you've got
five minutes.
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Who are these goateed wastrels?
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A documentary crew.
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Only the most paradigm-shifting
start-up ceos have them.
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Mr. Burns, I see your life
as a beautiful business opera
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And investing in lifeboat
as the climactic aria
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That will put you
in the same pantheon as getty,
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Vanderbilt, the spanx lady.
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Desalination is an expensive
and inefficient industry
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Begging to be disrupted.
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Success is a decision.
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Dare to choose it, sir.
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-Dare to.
-Of course.
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Like how I chose
to be born rich.
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Together we can disrupt
big salt water.
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You mean... The ocean?
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Exactly,
or should I say...
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excellent.
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Not only am I pledging
much of my personal wealth
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To lifeboat, but I'm giving
the company cooling tower a
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To use as its headquarters.
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Cooling tower a was
mr. Burns' favorite tower.
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He always said it held
so many precious memories.
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In addition,
all workers in sector 7-g
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Are immediately fired...
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Hey, that's me!
Screw you, pig!
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...And are rehired at
higher tech industry salaries.
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Bless you, pig!
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burns brought his wealthiest friends
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Into persephone's fold.
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When I invest, I look at
the business's key fundamental:
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Am I under the delusion that
I have a shot with the ceo?
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burns and persephone were soon
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Running the new company side by side,
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Overseeing a start-up culture
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Where everyone had a creative title.
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Persephone odair, founder
and status quo demolitionist.
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Montgomery burns,
chief change alchemist.
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Waylon smithers,
purposefulness warlock.
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Carl carlson,
braindump magician.
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Lenny leonard,
storytelling ninja.
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Homer simpson,
"compet-ticy" rockstar.
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competency?
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Say it again.
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If anyone can transform burns,
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It's a visionary
like persephone.
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Like, if you work at lifeboat,
you have to use
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These metal drinking straws.
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It's so easy to clean
after every use.
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I'm just...
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Why does it have to bend?
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♪ this is my fight song ♪
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♪ take back my life song ♪
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♪ prove I'm all right song. ♪
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my fellow lifeboaters!
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I'm so excited to have you
on this journey with me.
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Imagine a world with an endless
supply of drinkable water.
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A world where every hotel towel
can be used once
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And then dropped on the floor.
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Oh, there are a lot of changes.
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Unlike when this was
a nuclear plant,
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Security's super tight now,
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And we have to sign
stringent ndas.
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And I am bad at keeping secrets.
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Like how I'm not supposed to
talk about lenny's crush
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-On his italian tutor.
-Homer.
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lifeboat was soaring,
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But no one could've predicted what shocking turn
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Was in store for the company.
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Um, is this one of
those documentaries
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Where I'm not supposed to
look at the camera?
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Or is it like the office,
where I always look at it
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And do a big take
so the audience knows
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When to laugh?
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In richness and wealth,
for richer and richer,
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I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
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I'm still pinching myself.
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I'm married to montgomery burns.
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Nuclear industry legend.
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Chief s'more toaster
at the bohemian grove.
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The first man
with no blood type.
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What a joy
to wake up in the morning,
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Turn my head on the pillow
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And see her bedroom door through the glass
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Of my hyperbaric chamber.
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soon, persephone and burns were the new it power couple.
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And the press couldn't get enough of this may...
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Last-minute-of-December romance.
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It's so refreshing
to see a young person
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With the world at her feet
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Who also sees the glory
that is montgomery burns.
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now it was up to persephone
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To create a working prototype of
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Her amazing desalination technology.
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The water in front of you
comes from
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The functional prototype of
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The lifeboat
desalination machine.
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So everyone please raise a glass
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To milestone
this history-defining moment.
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Oh, no, you can't
drink it now. No.
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Our competitors could steal
the proprietary aquatech
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In your urine.
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And just in case any of
our patented evaporated mist
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Made it into your bladders,
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We've arranged to have you all
catheterized.
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So lifeboat was just following
the tech industry playbook:
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Fake it till you make it.
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Or as I call it,
"lie-po until you ipo."
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But the employees were already
dreaming of cashing out.
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Tech salaries are the greatest.
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This week, I gave marge
200 stock options
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To go grocery shopping.
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It didn't work at all.
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I had to put all the food
back on the shelves.
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meanwhile, the newly minted tech workers
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Were adapting to a much different corporate culture.
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At the new company,
people were so secretive
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They actually moved the post-it
notes with their passwords
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Off their monitor.
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Workers were getting fired every day.
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That tattoo is the intellectual
property of the company.
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The whole company got
so paranoid.
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Because of those ndas he signed,
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Homer couldn't even tell me
how his day was.
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I can neither confirm nor deny
I had a day.
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Well, it was strange
they wouldn't let me
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Look inside the machines,
since my title was
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Chief engineer of
inside the machine.
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And whenever a reporter came by,
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It seemed like they were trying to cover something up.
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Well, still better than working
for zuckerberg!
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They were hiding something, and
it was really freaking me out.
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So I emailed persephone.
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And the next day, carl was gone.
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despite the red flags flying from this lifeboat,
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There continued to be believers.
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Persephone dominates
my vision board.
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Sure, she married mr. Burns,
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But as ceo,
a woman had all the power.
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That's what made
the internet trolls so mad.
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all the online negativity stirred up
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The finger-tempted anger of a different kind of troll.
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Hmm.
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♪ this is my fight song ♪
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♪ take back my life song... ♪
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I wanted to give my wife--
wow, wife,
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Still getting used to
saying that--
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A little something special
for her birthday.
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A twitter gift card?
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No. I bought you twitter.
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The whole company.
It was a bargain.
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The previous owner
had to sell it
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After his self-driving
mars rocket
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Crashed into the international
space station.
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Oh! Mm.
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Mr. Burns, you deleted
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All negative tweets
about persephone.
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Is that evidence that
you're in a kind of cult
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And won't hear any criticism
of your leader?
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Yes, I am in a cult.
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It's called a marriage.
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My wife is the head of it,
and my job is to support her.
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Now, maybe you're the cult
leader in your marriage, andrew,
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But I know pilar,
and I suspect she'd disagree.
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but lifeboat was rocked by a fresh scandal,
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When an anonymous whistleblower bravely came forward
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With damning new information.
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my best friend
carl was abducted
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Because he was about
to go public
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With a story that
would destroy this company.
255
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People need to know the truth.
256
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The lifeboat machine
doesn't work.
257
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the whistle was blown and the damage was done.
258
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Ma'am, ma'am,
the whistleblower claims
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The only person who has seen
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The inside of
your desalination machine
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Has disappeared.
262
00:12:16,613 --> 00:12:17,570
Isn't that suspicious?
263
00:12:17,739 --> 00:12:19,405
Why do you doubt a female ceo
264
00:12:19,449 --> 00:12:21,032
But believe
the silhouette of a man
265
00:12:21,117 --> 00:12:22,325
Sitting in the dark?
266
00:12:22,494 --> 00:12:25,745
News flash!
Women have faces now.
267
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at this moment,
268
00:12:27,248 --> 00:12:28,706
Allegations that its core technology
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00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:32,126
Does not work are threatening lifeboat's very survival.
270
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is this the beginningof the end
271
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For this once-promising start-up?
272
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and the answer is...
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Absolutely not.
274
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Lifeboat will save humanity
275
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And become the world's most profitable company.
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Join us next time for lifeboat afloat,
277
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Persephone's total vindication.
278
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this documentary series is now a burnsco production.
279
00:12:57,362 --> 00:12:58,903
Montgomery burns wasn't happy
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With the documentary
281
00:13:00,323 --> 00:13:01,948
About his wife's start-up,
so he bought the company
282
00:13:02,075 --> 00:13:03,449
That made it,
but that didn't stop others
283
00:13:03,576 --> 00:13:06,118
From telling the story,
because the business of
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00:13:06,287 --> 00:13:09,372
Business documentaries is
big business.
285
00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:13,543
We've unearthed even more
never-before-seen footage
286
00:13:13,628 --> 00:13:15,878
Of the beatles,
including six hours
287
00:13:15,964 --> 00:13:17,755
Of them
discussing drinking water.
288
00:13:17,841 --> 00:13:21,133
The thing about water,
you can't make tea without it.
289
00:13:21,261 --> 00:13:23,219
What if you made tea
out of coffee?
290
00:13:23,304 --> 00:13:25,388
What if you made coffee
out of tea?
291
00:13:25,473 --> 00:13:27,640
Uh, fellas, maybe
we should play some music.
292
00:13:27,684 --> 00:13:30,893
why do they call it h2o?
293
00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:33,020
I bet no reason at all.
294
00:13:34,691 --> 00:13:37,233
just weeks ago, lifeboat stopped payment
295
00:13:37,318 --> 00:13:39,485
On their stadium naming rights.
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00:13:46,369 --> 00:13:48,160
Despite the glut of
lifeboat documentaries,
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00:13:48,288 --> 00:13:51,455
The definitive version was made
by a storyteller so compelling,
298
00:13:51,499 --> 00:13:55,209
He made 12 hours on
the national parks feel like 11.
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♪ ♪
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the mysterious whistleblower alleged that
301
00:14:13,605 --> 00:14:17,023
Persephone's desalination machine was fraudulent.
302
00:14:17,108 --> 00:14:19,233
the lifeboat
machine doesn't work.
303
00:14:19,319 --> 00:14:20,693
unfortunately for him,
304
00:14:20,778 --> 00:14:23,946
Mr. Burns' legal team had acquired the raw footage
305
00:14:24,073 --> 00:14:27,283
Of the whistleblower's damning interview.
306
00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:29,911
the machine doesn't work.
307
00:14:29,996 --> 00:14:31,954
Hey, I ordered this sub toasted.
308
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,456
This is only lightly toasted.
309
00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:35,625
is this
how you treat a whistleblower?
310
00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:37,043
Uh-oh.
311
00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:39,211
mr. Burns and persephone now knew
312
00:14:39,339 --> 00:14:41,839
The identity of the man who betrayed them.
313
00:14:41,883 --> 00:14:45,009
And the hiring of lawyers to destroy homer simpson
314
00:14:45,178 --> 00:14:48,346
Proved to be quite the aphrodisiac.
315
00:14:51,935 --> 00:14:53,225
lifeboat lawyers were relentless
316
00:14:53,311 --> 00:14:55,269
In trying to subpoena homer...
317
00:14:55,355 --> 00:14:58,272
...And sue him for breaking his nda.
318
00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:05,905
my dad got an anonymous message
319
00:15:05,990 --> 00:15:07,907
Saying there was something he had to see,
320
00:15:07,992 --> 00:15:09,158
So I went with him.
321
00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:10,618
What I saw changed
322
00:15:10,745 --> 00:15:13,663
The one thing I thought
could never be changed--
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00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:15,247
My mind.
324
00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:24,340
carl.
You sent the message.
325
00:15:24,384 --> 00:15:27,218
You've been working in the lab
all along?
326
00:15:29,764 --> 00:15:31,305
If I didn't do their dirty work,
327
00:15:31,349 --> 00:15:33,432
They'd tell the world
my dark secret.
328
00:15:33,476 --> 00:15:36,018
I've been to 700
jimmy buffet concerts!
329
00:15:36,104 --> 00:15:37,645
I'm a parrot-head.
330
00:15:37,772 --> 00:15:40,231
"cheeseburger in paradise"!
331
00:15:40,358 --> 00:15:41,941
so, what are they making you do?
332
00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:44,610
I'm putting something
in the lifeboat machines
333
00:15:44,737 --> 00:15:46,654
Called "jab-a-tose."
334
00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:48,531
Well, if I may frink-splain.
335
00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:49,824
In 1970,
336
00:15:49,909 --> 00:15:52,868
A very popular diet soda called jab
337
00:15:52,996 --> 00:15:56,706
Was discontinued because of the overpowering sweetness
338
00:15:56,791 --> 00:15:58,374
Of its artificial flavor.
339
00:15:59,377 --> 00:16:03,671
Lifeboat bought up thousands of cases of unsold jab sodas
340
00:16:03,715 --> 00:16:06,799
Because jab-a-tose was so strong
341
00:16:06,926 --> 00:16:09,760
It could completely mask
the taste of salt.
342
00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:13,139
Oh, my god. This machine
doesn't take out the salt.
343
00:16:13,224 --> 00:16:15,933
It masks it with sweetness!
344
00:16:16,019 --> 00:16:17,935
That's the jab-a-tose.
345
00:16:18,104 --> 00:16:20,021
Ocean water enters the machine,
346
00:16:20,106 --> 00:16:22,148
And when it comes out, it tastes normal
347
00:16:22,233 --> 00:16:24,900
But still has more salt than all the glasses
348
00:16:25,028 --> 00:16:26,152
In margaritaville.
349
00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:28,946
Oh, my god.
Lifeboat is built on a lie,
350
00:16:29,032 --> 00:16:31,157
And persephone is a fraud.
351
00:16:31,284 --> 00:16:32,992
But her merch is...
352
00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:34,452
solid.
353
00:16:34,537 --> 00:16:36,037
action was needed,
354
00:16:36,164 --> 00:16:38,748
And island time was running out.
355
00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:40,291
The fateful demo day had arrived
356
00:16:40,376 --> 00:16:42,877
For lifeboat to finally prove its concept
357
00:16:42,962 --> 00:16:44,795
At springfield elementary.
358
00:16:44,839 --> 00:16:47,214
The school's drinking water had been replaced
359
00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:48,883
With lifeboat liquid--
360
00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:51,343
Jab-a-tose-infused salt water.
361
00:16:51,387 --> 00:16:54,638
Lifeboat employees had drunk the kool-aid,
362
00:16:54,766 --> 00:16:57,516
And now it was being served up to the children.
363
00:16:57,643 --> 00:16:58,601
Mr. Burns!
364
00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:00,102
The lifeboat water isn't safe.
365
00:17:00,188 --> 00:17:02,480
It's just super sweetened
ocean brine.
366
00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:05,441
Nonsense.
My wife is a beautiful genius,
367
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:07,443
Who succeeds at
everything she touches.
368
00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:10,071
And everything she says
makes perfect sense.
369
00:17:10,156 --> 00:17:13,407
The wheel of tomorrow is
an aqua-circle.
370
00:17:13,576 --> 00:17:15,117
Let's make it rain.
371
00:17:15,286 --> 00:17:16,619
buddy, buddy, buddy.
372
00:17:16,704 --> 00:17:19,747
What you're feeling towards
that lady is fresh love,
373
00:17:19,874 --> 00:17:20,915
Not married love.
374
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,249
But we are married.
375
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:25,211
Yes, but the married love
hasn't kicked in yet.
376
00:17:25,338 --> 00:17:28,005
When it does, you'll see
your spouse's flaws
377
00:17:28,091 --> 00:17:31,717
In 4k hdtv
you can never turn off.
378
00:17:31,803 --> 00:17:33,302
What are you driving at?
379
00:17:33,346 --> 00:17:36,889
I think you need to look at
your wife with marriage eyes.
380
00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:38,307
Water is the original crypto.
381
00:17:38,434 --> 00:17:41,143
Every drop is encoded
on the biological blockchain,
382
00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:44,772
And we are the aquanauts
of the potable future.
383
00:17:44,816 --> 00:17:47,191
This is wet 3.0!
384
00:17:47,235 --> 00:17:51,061
I don't understand
a thing she's ever said.
385
00:17:51,155 --> 00:17:53,155
Now you're married.
386
00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:55,449
And since you're seeing things
clearly...
387
00:17:56,744 --> 00:17:59,787
Oh, dear. Those children are
going to drink poison.
388
00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:01,497
And the bad news is...
389
00:18:01,582 --> 00:18:03,040
I'm going to be liable.
390
00:18:03,209 --> 00:18:05,251
liable!
391
00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:12,383
that is what would have happened
392
00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:15,427
Had homer not turned the valve off.
393
00:18:17,849 --> 00:18:20,641
Sorry, we only put that in there for the trailer.
394
00:18:20,768 --> 00:18:22,768
Do you know how hard it is to get people to watch
395
00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:26,147
A documentary that's not about a small-town murder?
396
00:18:26,232 --> 00:18:27,690
Please, honey, come clean.
397
00:18:27,775 --> 00:18:30,276
Your miracle invention is
nothing but claptrap.
398
00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:33,571
If you can just admit that,
maybe we have a chance.
399
00:18:33,656 --> 00:18:37,825
Babe, the underlying imaginary
technology still works.
400
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,326
and in that moment,
401
00:18:39,370 --> 00:18:43,497
This unlikely and super gross love affair died.
402
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:47,626
Yes, I was besotted,
blind to her machinations.
403
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:49,253
She cost me billions.
404
00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:51,213
It wasn't that she was evil,
I love evil.
405
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:54,300
It's that she still insists
she's good.
406
00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:58,220
lifeboat had finally hit the reef,
407
00:18:58,306 --> 00:19:00,431
Drowning its investors and employees
408
00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:03,893
In poisoned water and counterparty risk lawsuits.
409
00:19:03,978 --> 00:19:06,478
But to this day, persephone has refused
410
00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:08,314
To admit any failure.
411
00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:11,567
Testing showed your de-salinator
did absolutely nothing,
412
00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:14,320
Your company is bankrupt,
and in the divorce,
413
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:17,406
Mr. Burns somehow got
your high school friends.
414
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:22,077
What happens from here?
415
00:19:22,163 --> 00:19:23,537
Well, christiane amanpour,
as you say,
416
00:19:23,623 --> 00:19:25,706
Things have never
looked better for the company.
417
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:26,749
I didn't say that.
418
00:19:26,918 --> 00:19:28,083
The reality is,
419
00:19:28,211 --> 00:19:30,294
You're in jail.
420
00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:32,046
Christiane,
have I ever told you about
421
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:35,341
My grandfather's experience
on a lifeboat?
422
00:19:36,177 --> 00:19:37,426
Even that was a lie.
423
00:19:37,586 --> 00:19:39,220
Her grandfather wasn't
in the war,
424
00:19:39,305 --> 00:19:40,596
And he didn't die on a lifeboat.
425
00:19:40,723 --> 00:19:43,933
He's a cpa whose hobby is
fixing british spellings
426
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:45,643
On wikipedia.
427
00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:52,483
not only did I miss out
428
00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:54,568
On once-in-a-lifetime
start-up riches,
429
00:19:54,654 --> 00:19:56,987
But I lost the most amazing
woman I ever met.
430
00:19:57,031 --> 00:20:00,282
I think, in a few more months
she might've even slept with me.
431
00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:01,700
It's great to meet you in person
432
00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:04,870
After seeing so much footage
of you in our documentary
433
00:20:04,956 --> 00:20:07,539
The man who sold horse meat sandwiches.
434
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:10,751
Anything else to add?
435
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:11,794
Just this.
436
00:20:11,921 --> 00:20:13,254
Don't feel sorry for me.
437
00:20:13,339 --> 00:20:15,297
Time to rebuild and reconquer.
438
00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:17,925
If I know one thing
about myself,
439
00:20:18,052 --> 00:20:21,637
Montgomery burns always
bounces back.
440
00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:29,144
♪ this is my fight song ♪
441
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:31,939
♪ take back my life song ♪
442
00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:37,194
♪ prove I'm all right song ♪
443
00:20:37,238 --> 00:20:39,738
♪ my power's turned on ♪
444
00:20:39,782 --> 00:20:42,074
♪ starting right now I'll be strong ♪
445
00:20:42,243 --> 00:20:44,743
♪ I'll play my fight song. ♪
446
00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:51,375
We also have over 90 hours of
them talking about umbrellas.
447
00:20:51,377 --> 00:20:52,918
Maybe that could be
a documentary, too.
448
00:20:53,671 --> 00:20:56,171
I once brought an umbrella
into the shower.
449
00:20:56,257 --> 00:20:58,257
-How did you get clean?
-I didn't,
450
00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:01,427
But at least I didn't
have to take off my clothes.
451
00:21:01,595 --> 00:21:04,763
As soon as I open my umbrella,
it stops raining.
452
00:21:04,807 --> 00:21:06,432
You need a sunroof on it.
453
00:21:06,559 --> 00:21:09,560
What about a giant umbrella
you keep in the trunk?
454
00:21:09,687 --> 00:21:13,522
Sounds like you're talking about
an "umbrellaphant."
455
00:21:13,566 --> 00:21:15,316
Can we get back to work?
456
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:17,359
Wait. I like the sound of that.
457
00:21:17,445 --> 00:21:18,444
Get back.
458
00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:20,571
I saw an umbrellaphant
at the circus.
459
00:21:20,698 --> 00:21:22,531
He was working for peanuts.
460
00:21:22,575 --> 00:21:24,783
Captioning sponsored by
20th century fox television
461
00:21:24,827 --> 00:21:26,660
And fox broadcasting company
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00:21:26,746 --> 00:21:28,579
And toyota.
463
00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:30,247
Captioned by
media access group at wgbh
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00:21:31,292 --> 00:21:32,541
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