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02 Feast II Sloppy Seconds Unrated 2008
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I'm built to last.
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I'll die...
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...when I damn well please.
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Aah!
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Get me
the fuck out of here.
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Aah.
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What do you know about this?!
Oh, shit.
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What do you know?
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You see that?
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You see this crispy stump?
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Her arm was blown off.
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It was those goddamn monst...
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Fucker!
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You dickhead lesbo!
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I ain't got no notion
of what went down.
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I swear to god.
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Aah! No!
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You're gonna spill your guts!
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All right, goddamn it!
I'll tell ya!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Motherfucker!
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I didn't do shit!
Who did?
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It was that goddamn bastard.
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Who?!
Bozo!
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Bozo!
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His trans-am's gone.
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Son of a bitch.
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Which way
did the son of a bitch go?
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The small town down there,
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on the other side of the bridge.
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That's where he hangs out at
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with his gimpy brother.
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He left me.
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Those son of a bitches.
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They left me.
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They left me for dead.
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You have a heart attack?
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My heart.
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...Daughter
alive in a drainage pipe.
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Now, some believe that Gus,
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affectionately known
as "short bus" Gus,
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possesses a special
psychic gift.
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Take me downtown,
thrust bunny!
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Oh! Yes! Aah!
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Hurry the fuck up in there!
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We gotta pick up grandma
before the match.
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Gus on ti could
just smell her courage.
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What the fuck
is that?!
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Oh, my god! Run!
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Fuckin' tricky Mexicans.
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She's gone, man.
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She's gone.
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I'm thunder.
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This is lightning.
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I bring the rumble.
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He brings the pain.
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Not politically correct
to kill a little person,
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let alone two.
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I will.
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How long
you gonna hold out on me, huh?
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You can't hide it forever.
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But I can hold you forever,
should it come to that.
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Six days now
in the clinker, huh?
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Well, you probably
want a shower, right?
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Not today, bud.
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No shower, no bread, no water.
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Your odor reminds me of the paste
my asshole makes on a hot day.
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Can't keep me in here like this.
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Who's gonna stop me?
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I'm an anti-smack regime
in full effect, son.
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I'm a guillotine
lookin' for a head.
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Luke.
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Yes, sir?
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Now, I know you're cookin'
this crystal meth shit
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in your school bus somewhere.
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Where is it?
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Where'd you hide
your bus this time?
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Where's your goddamn
lair, junkie?
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I don't know nothin'
about no school bus, sheriff.
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I'm just a vagabond.
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Well, that's fine...
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But you're gonna starve in here
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until I find it, burn it,
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and piss on the ashes.
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Don't give him anything
the rest of the day.
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All right, sheriff.
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I'm dyin' soon,
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and I'm dyin' horribly.
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Who wants to get fingered?
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I'm tellin' you, she's cheatin' on me.
I know it.
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Dale, it's screwing
with my business.
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Dale, I'm not even
number-one salesman
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at my own two-employee-strong
car lot now.
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All right, Dale, listen.
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He's someone in this
fuckin' town. I know it.
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No, I don't have
any proof, Dale.
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That's where you come, Dale.
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Dale, you're talkin'.
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Shut up, Dale.
Okay, listen.
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That's where you come in, okay?
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I need some hard evidence, Dale.
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I need some
fuckin' proof. Yeah.
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Some soiled panties
or something, you know?
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Some errant pubes,
a fuckin' used condom.
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I don't care.
Get me some hard evidence.
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Hang on a minute.
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We're all set here.
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Let's go.
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Hey, you guys enjoy
that station wagon, okay?
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Hurry up.
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Don't forget to come back
when junior's ready to roll.
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All right?
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Hey, hey.
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You folks remember,
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I fuckin' slash prices.
Remember that.
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Hola, amigos.
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¿No credito?
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No problemo.
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I know cars.
I know engines.
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American ingenuity,
it's what I do.
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Slash-slash, slash-slash,
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slickety-slash.
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Like this beauty here... 2,999.
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Slash! 999.
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No credit? No problem.
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I'm so bad, you know it's good.
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Suck a dick, everyone.
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I slash prices.
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It's ruining my business, Dale.
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My fuckin' reputation's
on the line here, Dale.
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Get into it, Dale. Let that son of
a bitch know he's got it comin'.
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Bullshit!
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Ooh! Sh...
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Ooh!
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Shit, there goes a lawsuit.
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What the... aah!
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I fuckin' knew it!
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So fuckin' dead!
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You are fuckin' dead. You
just fuckin' killed yourself.
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You can threaten me
all you want,
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but I'm empowered now...
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By the secret.
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I wish for good things
to happen...
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To me.
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Thought becomes thing.
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Motherfuckin' what?
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And Greg is my rock.
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Well, now, take it easy.
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Let's not
get ahead of ourselves here.
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I'm a ne'er-do-well,
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and I have a mustache.
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This doesn't happen overnight.
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Mmm?
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Of all fuckin' people, Greg.
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Okay.
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Ain't nobody home, husky.
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Let's get the fuck
away from here.
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Where does he live?
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Right there.
That building right there.
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Trans-am ain't around.
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That tells me you're
shit out of luck, lady.
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You're fucking shit out of luck!
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The monsters didn't attack.
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They're gone.
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We can make a run for it.
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We ain't goin' nowhere, woman.
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What are you
talkin' about?
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That jail's the only
safe place in town.
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We're going.
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Greg, the fuckin' jail
is locked down, okay,
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and we can't fuckin' make it.
Look outside.
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Have you seen the amount
of blood out there, nimrod?
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That's what
going for it gets you.
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I wished for this.
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This is it.
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I wished for this,
and here it is.
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This is not the fuckin' help.
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I visualized this,
and they appeared.
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This is proof.
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Sweetie, help is the U.S.
of fuckin' a. Military, okay?
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That's a gang.
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They got a fuckin' hostage,
for crying out...
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Get down! The big guy
is looking.
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They're leaving.
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We can't just let 'em leave.
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Yes, we can.
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They've got guns.
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Duh, and they'll fuckin'
point them at us.
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No, this is a time
for mankind to come together.
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You're wrong!
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Shut the... motherfucker!
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Fuck you, Greg.
You gonna tell me about wrong?
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You wife-fucker!
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Get out of my way.
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Come on.
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He's probably
headed for the city.
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I told you where
he lived, where he hung out.
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Now, look,
you cut me loose. Please.
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Get comfy.
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Bullshit.
Stupid. Stupid, stupid.
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Motherfucker!
Fuckin' stupid!
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Grab him.
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Oh, what the fuck?
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Got him.
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This shit's on you, Greg.
Fuck that.
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Greg, by the way,
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you're so fuckin' fired.
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You know what?
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I quit.
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Ooh! Shit.
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Is this him?
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That ain't him.
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Feel free to shoot him, though.
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How about you, fatback?
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You drive a brown trans-am?
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No! No, no, no, no.
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I know the guy who does, though.
I sold it to him myself.
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That ain't him, either.
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That's right. Could
you please... shit.
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We hadn't even ought to be here.
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You and your
fuckin' revenge shit
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are gonna get us all done in.
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Hey, hey.
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Wait a minute.
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Let me tell you somethin', mama.
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I was a fuckin' marine
in the second world war, okay?
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And I got over
the goddamn krauts...
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Close the fuckin' door, please.
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...and I got over
the goddamn Japs,
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so you get that stick
out of your ass,
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and get over this fucking
vendetta bullshit of yours,
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and let's get out of here.
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What do you say?
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We hadn't even ought to be here.
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You and your
fucking revenge shit.
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There anybody else in here?
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No, not in here,
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so could you please
close the door?
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Get back! Get back!
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Get back!
Shut the fucking door!
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Thank you for waking them up.
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What have I been saying?
Shut the fucking door.
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Help! Help me!
Please! Open the door!
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Open the... aah!
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Hold the door!
Hold the door!
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Hold the door!
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That wall's coming down.
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What the fuck?
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Wall's coming down.
It's made out of pigeon shit.
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Motherfucker!
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Run!
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Aah! You asshole bitch.
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Damn it!
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Where'd he go?
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They ain't fuckin' here.
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We're gonna
be safe. I know it.
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Other way,
other way, other way.
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This is it.
This is where he lives.
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Lady, you know what?
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You're out of
your fuckin' gourd.
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His trans-am ain't here,
he ain't here.
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You son of a bitch.
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Why are you
stalkin' the son of a bitch?
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Lose a sister...
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Ask me again.
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00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:51,156
Yeah?
Yeah.
269
00:24:58,864 --> 00:25:03,034
Hold it right there.
270
00:25:06,771 --> 00:25:09,607
Now turn it around.
271
00:25:09,608 --> 00:25:12,142
Turn it around.
272
00:25:12,143 --> 00:25:14,079
Slowly.
273
00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:24,089
Shit fire and save matches.
274
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:29,059
This is our hiding place.
275
00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:32,063
You guys take your hide
up the street to the jail.
276
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,801
That's not gonna happen.
277
00:25:41,239 --> 00:25:43,173
You get out.
278
00:25:43,174 --> 00:25:46,278
How's that revenge thing
workin' out for ya?
279
00:25:47,979 --> 00:25:49,548
We're not going anywhere.
280
00:26:03,428 --> 00:26:05,463
Dad?
281
00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:25,517
Aah! Aah! Aah!
282
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:44,134
I'm coming out. I'm coming out.
Please don't shoot.
283
00:26:44,135 --> 00:26:46,403
Don't shoot.
I don't have a gun.
284
00:26:46,404 --> 00:26:48,872
Please. Oh, god.
Don't shoot, don't shoot.
285
00:26:48,873 --> 00:26:50,407
I swear to god
I don't have a gun.
286
00:26:50,408 --> 00:26:51,775
I don't know these people.
287
00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:53,296
I've never seen them
before in my life.
288
00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:55,780
I'm on my own.
289
00:27:00,251 --> 00:27:03,787
People think
I'm just a dumb blonde.
290
00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:06,491
They have no idea
who I really am.
291
00:27:19,437 --> 00:27:20,872
She's fucking leaving.
292
00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:27,045
It worked!
293
00:27:33,184 --> 00:27:35,253
Oh, crap.
294
00:27:37,088 --> 00:27:39,456
You fucking chicken shit.
295
00:27:39,457 --> 00:27:41,158
No, I didn't mean to...
Damn cunt.
296
00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:42,427
No, please stop!
297
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,281
No! No! No!
298
00:28:06,785 --> 00:28:09,653
No! No! No!
No, he's gonna kill me!
299
00:28:15,293 --> 00:28:17,394
You left us for dead.
300
00:28:17,395 --> 00:28:19,431
You Fraulein twat.
301
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,402
Get on your feet, goddamn it.
302
00:28:25,403 --> 00:28:26,403
Get up here!
303
00:28:26,404 --> 00:28:27,805
They were gonna kill me!
304
00:28:27,806 --> 00:28:30,007
Stand right there.
Stand right there.
305
00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:31,675
I said I'm sorry!
306
00:28:31,676 --> 00:28:33,677
Right there. Right there.
307
00:28:33,678 --> 00:28:35,212
I said I'm sorry!
308
00:28:47,358 --> 00:28:48,626
No!
309
00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:53,497
Forgive and forget,
huh, old man?
310
00:29:23,061 --> 00:29:27,431
You worthless motherfuckers!
311
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:31,268
You think anyone gives
a shit about any of you?!
312
00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:34,371
You all deserve to fucking die.
313
00:29:34,372 --> 00:29:36,140
You can go to hell.
314
00:29:43,148 --> 00:29:45,450
Where'd you get that?
315
00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:51,322
Where'd you get this?
316
00:29:53,391 --> 00:29:56,494
Oh, fuck me.
317
00:29:57,896 --> 00:29:59,797
And fuck you, too!
318
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,533
Fuck yourself.
319
00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:05,303
Give it!
Give it to me!
320
00:30:06,337 --> 00:30:08,472
She deserved it.
321
00:30:14,779 --> 00:30:16,613
It's rainin'
bitches out here.
322
00:30:16,614 --> 00:30:18,550
Fuck you.
323
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:20,651
Stop followin' me.
324
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,186
Greg.
325
00:30:22,187 --> 00:30:23,654
Wait for us.
326
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,088
Wait.
Shit.
327
00:30:25,089 --> 00:30:27,157
Get the fuck... go back.
Go away.
328
00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:28,660
Wait.
329
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,430
Oh, shit.
330
00:30:33,431 --> 00:30:34,998
Shit, shit, shit.
331
00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:36,466
Shh, shh.
332
00:30:36,467 --> 00:30:38,669
Slasher's auto barn.
333
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,103
Hello? Who is this?
334
00:30:40,104 --> 00:30:41,438
We're in the metal shop.
335
00:30:41,439 --> 00:30:43,173
Just keep moving.
336
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:45,976
I can see you, motherfucker.
Come on.
337
00:30:45,977 --> 00:30:47,078
All right.
338
00:30:55,653 --> 00:30:57,621
Keep comin'. Keep comin'.
339
00:30:57,622 --> 00:30:59,623
Watch out for the crap.
The what?
340
00:30:59,624 --> 00:31:01,692
The pile of shit, motherfucker!
341
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:03,827
Fuck! Fuck.
342
00:31:03,828 --> 00:31:05,629
Yo, man, look out!
What?
343
00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:07,464
Look out!
344
00:31:09,634 --> 00:31:13,070
My nose.
Where you going, cocksucker?
345
00:31:13,071 --> 00:31:16,608
Over there, in the fuckin' shop.
346
00:31:26,351 --> 00:31:27,719
Where?
347
00:31:36,494 --> 00:31:42,432
Monster!
348
00:31:42,433 --> 00:31:44,034
Shut the fuck up!
349
00:31:44,035 --> 00:31:45,769
- It's okay.
- Bitch.
350
00:31:45,770 --> 00:31:47,437
It's dead.
Now come on in.
351
00:31:47,438 --> 00:31:48,605
Be quiet.
352
00:31:48,606 --> 00:31:51,676
Fuck.
Fuck me. Fuck me.
353
00:32:05,189 --> 00:32:07,624
All right, follow me.
Come on.
354
00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:08,760
Fuck.
355
00:32:09,894 --> 00:32:11,461
This is our fort.
356
00:32:11,462 --> 00:32:13,964
It's soundproof, so be quiet.
357
00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:16,000
- What the fuck is this?
- Fuckwads.
358
00:32:30,548 --> 00:32:32,650
Shh.
359
00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,720
Come on.
Come on, come on, man.
360
00:32:46,831 --> 00:32:48,632
You all kill that monster?
361
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:49,800
Hell yeah.
362
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:51,234
And how'd you do that?
363
00:32:51,235 --> 00:32:53,137
We got lucky.
364
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,440
Yeah, yeah, come on!
365
00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:58,008
Come on!
Bring it on, baby!
366
00:32:58,009 --> 00:32:59,076
Bring it on!
367
00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:00,677
Yeah! Come on!
368
00:33:00,678 --> 00:33:02,981
Take that, bitch!
369
00:33:04,682 --> 00:33:06,350
Thanks for letting us in.
370
00:33:06,351 --> 00:33:08,485
Not a problem.
371
00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:11,989
There's an army convoy goin' town
to town, picking up survivors.
372
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,191
Way I see it,
we got about 15 hours.
373
00:33:14,192 --> 00:33:17,428
Saw it on TV last night
before the power went to shit.
374
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:20,030
Phones?
375
00:33:20,031 --> 00:33:21,531
Sure, they're workin',
376
00:33:21,532 --> 00:33:23,867
except you're the only one
that's ever answered,
377
00:33:23,868 --> 00:33:25,268
and that fuckwad
across the street.
378
00:33:25,269 --> 00:33:29,439
That jail is the only
real safe place in town.
379
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,808
She's built solid.
She's made of granite.
380
00:33:31,809 --> 00:33:34,378
And that junkie bastard's
got it all locked up.
381
00:33:34,379 --> 00:33:36,881
Ain't no way
we're gettin' in there.
382
00:33:51,662 --> 00:33:54,032
It's been goin' on
and off for hours.
383
00:33:58,202 --> 00:34:01,138
It's over.
384
00:34:01,139 --> 00:34:02,407
Beat that, puto.
385
00:34:05,843 --> 00:34:07,879
Oh, stop!
386
00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:11,982
No more.
387
00:34:11,983 --> 00:34:13,117
No!
388
00:35:34,832 --> 00:35:36,800
Why you motherfuckers
are so relaxed?
389
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:39,002
You up in here
playin' cards and shit?
390
00:35:39,003 --> 00:35:41,438
This town is just waitin' for
a stiff wind to blow it over.
391
00:35:41,439 --> 00:35:43,607
If we keep quiet
we'll be all right.
392
00:35:43,608 --> 00:35:44,841
How's that?
393
00:35:44,842 --> 00:35:46,409
Monsters don't eat
where they shit,
394
00:35:46,410 --> 00:35:48,078
and they don't hunt
what they can't hear.
395
00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:50,247
Till they run low on food.
396
00:35:50,248 --> 00:35:52,015
Then look out, brother.
397
00:35:52,016 --> 00:35:53,984
Who's the dickwad in the jail?
398
00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:55,785
That's the town meth-head.
399
00:35:55,786 --> 00:35:58,188
That turd you
been lookin' for...
400
00:35:58,189 --> 00:36:01,024
The guy in the jail,
401
00:36:01,025 --> 00:36:03,261
that's his goddamn uncle.
402
00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:06,063
Give me the cell phone.
403
00:36:36,894 --> 00:36:40,664
Impenetrable fortress.
How can I help you?
404
00:36:40,665 --> 00:36:42,165
Listen, motherfucker...
405
00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:45,635
We're down the street,
and we need to get in there.
406
00:36:45,636 --> 00:36:49,072
Now, you're gonna unlock that
door, 'cause we're comin'.
407
00:36:51,976 --> 00:36:53,945
Uh... nope.
408
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:57,180
For the last time,
I'm gonna ask you nicely.
409
00:36:57,181 --> 00:37:02,085
Lady, tell me if this
sounds like I'm hangin' up.
410
00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:04,822
Motherfucker dies.
411
00:37:14,098 --> 00:37:16,066
He definitely dies.
412
00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:21,204
We can get in that jail.
413
00:37:21,205 --> 00:37:26,310
We just have to blow them doors.
414
00:37:28,045 --> 00:37:30,180
With what?
415
00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:34,184
This is a fucking
metal shop, man.
416
00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:36,086
Gotta be something around here.
417
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:41,057
Yeah, let's blow the doors off
and create a breach.
418
00:37:48,966 --> 00:37:50,767
That'd be real smart.
419
00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:53,770
We're trying to use the
building for safety, you know?
420
00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:55,772
What can we do?
421
00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:58,408
We have
to think of something.
422
00:37:58,409 --> 00:38:00,377
Honey, we've been trying
to think of something
423
00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:01,978
for the last 24 hours.
424
00:38:01,979 --> 00:38:05,116
You name it,
we've thought of it.
425
00:38:08,152 --> 00:38:10,021
What about makin' a key?
426
00:38:17,161 --> 00:38:19,329
You're the only key-makin'
wrestlers around here.
427
00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:20,997
Make a fuckin' key.
428
00:38:20,998 --> 00:38:23,233
Have you seen that?
429
00:38:23,234 --> 00:38:24,801
It's 100 fuckin' yards away,
430
00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:26,136
something the size
of your asshole.
431
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,004
How do you suppose
I'm gonna be able to see it
432
00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:29,640
in order to make a key?
433
00:39:34,739 --> 00:39:36,339
Looks like a magnum 860...
434
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:40,643
...with a one-by-one
rim cylinder.
435
00:39:40,644 --> 00:39:42,246
Magnum eight-six-zero.
436
00:41:53,210 --> 00:41:56,145
All right, boys,
what can I do here?
437
00:41:56,146 --> 00:41:57,780
All right, look.
438
00:41:57,781 --> 00:42:00,016
The power comes back on,
439
00:42:00,017 --> 00:42:02,051
we're gonna go.
440
00:42:02,052 --> 00:42:04,220
But you fuckin' watch our back!
Got it.
441
00:42:04,221 --> 00:42:06,289
Amigo, it's match time.
442
00:42:06,290 --> 00:42:07,891
We got some lives to save,
443
00:42:07,892 --> 00:42:09,192
so you down for this?
444
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:10,294
For Maria.
445
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:20,036
What the fuck are you doing?
446
00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:30,179
Look, running
and hiding won't last.
447
00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:33,416
I mean, those little midgets might
find us safety for a few days,
448
00:42:33,417 --> 00:42:35,351
but we need to be prepared
if it doesn't work.
449
00:42:35,352 --> 00:42:36,352
Oh, fuck.
450
00:42:36,353 --> 00:42:38,855
You're not that guy, are you?
451
00:42:38,856 --> 00:42:42,358
We need to know the enemy
from the inside out.
452
00:42:42,359 --> 00:42:47,196
We need to know
what makes this thing tick.
453
00:42:47,197 --> 00:42:49,232
I mean, what is it, right?
454
00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,567
Where's it from?
455
00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:58,242
We have to dissect it.
456
00:43:00,077 --> 00:43:02,446
It's go time.
Come on, let's go.
457
00:43:23,033 --> 00:43:25,035
Come on, boys.
Come on.
458
00:43:53,397 --> 00:43:55,164
How does dissecting it
make any sense?
459
00:43:55,165 --> 00:43:57,901
Hey, don't worry about it, babe.
I'm pretty sure it does.
460
00:44:09,446 --> 00:44:11,848
You ever seen these things fuck?
461
00:44:11,849 --> 00:44:13,884
I mean, it's disgusting.
462
00:44:18,622 --> 00:44:20,858
Oh, jeez.
463
00:44:38,876 --> 00:44:40,209
Oh, shit.
464
00:44:40,210 --> 00:44:42,779
- All our questions are answered.
- What?
465
00:44:42,780 --> 00:44:44,114
What's been answered?
466
00:44:58,662 --> 00:45:00,329
Oh, shit.
467
00:45:10,808 --> 00:45:15,244
That's just the body
releasing gasses.
468
00:45:15,245 --> 00:45:17,547
Jesus, man.
469
00:48:13,423 --> 00:48:14,625
Shit.
470
00:48:57,067 --> 00:48:59,703
Okay, give me
some light here.
471
00:49:02,105 --> 00:49:04,207
Bear with me, people.
472
00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:07,144
We're on the verge
of a discovery.
473
00:49:14,818 --> 00:49:18,121
Shit! Shit! Shit!
474
00:49:29,399 --> 00:49:30,801
Sorry.
475
00:49:33,570 --> 00:49:36,639
Oh, man,
hey. Ooh, god.
476
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,909
Come here. Can you...
477
00:49:40,777 --> 00:49:42,678
Hey, baby, here, here.
478
00:49:42,679 --> 00:49:44,347
Take my jacket.
Come here.
479
00:49:44,348 --> 00:49:46,182
Let me just...
480
00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:48,818
Oh, babe, babe, babe.
481
00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:50,953
I can't take it!
482
00:49:50,954 --> 00:49:52,788
Come here, take my hand.
I just can't.
483
00:49:52,789 --> 00:49:53,789
Come on, take my hand.
484
00:49:53,790 --> 00:49:55,524
Give me your hand.
485
00:49:57,661 --> 00:49:58,661
Listen to me.
486
00:49:58,662 --> 00:50:01,197
You gotta be strong.
487
00:50:01,198 --> 00:50:02,598
Be strong.
488
00:50:05,535 --> 00:50:06,670
Okay?
489
00:50:09,039 --> 00:50:12,641
Quit touching the motherfucking
organs, asshole!
490
00:50:12,642 --> 00:50:14,077
This is science.
Shut up.
491
00:50:20,384 --> 00:50:22,185
Oh, fuck!
492
00:50:27,891 --> 00:50:29,292
Fucker!
493
00:51:06,763 --> 00:51:09,132
All right, all right.
I'm done. I'm done.
494
00:51:17,941 --> 00:51:20,009
Wait a second.
Look at that.
495
00:51:20,010 --> 00:51:21,912
Look. Look.
496
00:51:23,113 --> 00:51:24,915
What the fuck is that?
497
00:51:29,553 --> 00:51:31,088
Is that a...
498
00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:51,441
- Is that cyclops lookin' at me?
- Is that a...
499
00:51:53,977 --> 00:51:57,046
No, I don't think...
I don't think that's a...
500
00:52:42,192 --> 00:52:44,394
What the fuck was that?
501
00:52:58,842 --> 00:53:00,009
Stop it.
502
00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:11,654
I wish it to stop.
I wish it to stop.
503
00:53:22,365 --> 00:53:24,267
Ayúdame.
504
00:53:30,807 --> 00:53:33,008
What the hell happened here?
505
00:53:33,009 --> 00:53:35,312
We were gone for,
like, two fuckin' minutes!
506
00:53:41,017 --> 00:53:42,685
What the fuck happened to her?!
507
00:53:42,686 --> 00:53:44,955
Son of a bitch right there.
He did it.
508
00:53:45,889 --> 00:53:48,390
Fuckin' son of a bitch!
509
00:53:48,391 --> 00:53:49,692
Fuckin' pendejo.
510
00:53:58,168 --> 00:53:59,502
Fuck!
511
00:54:08,845 --> 00:54:11,046
Aw, fuckin' a! We were
supposed to be safe in here.
512
00:54:11,047 --> 00:54:13,882
Yeah, we were, till
your queef fuckin' boyfriend
513
00:54:13,883 --> 00:54:15,618
fuckin' set off
the monster alarm.
514
00:54:15,619 --> 00:54:17,854
What?
515
00:54:19,055 --> 00:54:20,190
Come on.
516
00:54:22,859 --> 00:54:24,294
Get a bag.
517
00:54:29,466 --> 00:54:31,201
Slide it up.
518
00:54:34,070 --> 00:54:36,472
Oh, shit. Come on.
519
00:54:38,074 --> 00:54:40,075
Get to the fuckin' roof now!
520
00:54:55,659 --> 00:54:57,661
Got you, motherfucker.
521
00:56:19,175 --> 00:56:20,710
God.
522
00:57:31,047 --> 00:57:33,949
Oh, shit. Shit.
523
00:57:54,170 --> 00:57:55,972
Wait, where's Greg?
524
00:57:58,007 --> 00:57:59,142
What happened?
525
00:58:00,243 --> 00:58:02,444
He didn't make it.
526
00:58:02,445 --> 00:58:03,880
They got him.
527
00:58:05,782 --> 00:58:07,182
Oh.
528
00:58:07,183 --> 00:58:09,185
Ooh, baby, baby, come on, now.
529
00:58:10,820 --> 00:58:12,088
It's all right, baby.
530
00:58:17,026 --> 00:58:18,194
It's all right, baby.
531
00:58:20,163 --> 00:58:21,898
I'm still here for you.
532
00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:24,434
I'm still here.
533
00:58:26,269 --> 00:58:27,536
I'm still...
534
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:38,348
What?
535
00:58:41,684 --> 00:58:43,286
What?
536
00:58:47,156 --> 00:58:48,758
It's an honest mistake.
537
00:58:53,663 --> 00:58:55,197
From now on,
538
00:58:55,198 --> 00:58:57,800
no one makes a fuckin' move
until you tell me.
539
00:59:01,204 --> 00:59:03,806
Get up. Come on.
540
00:59:15,351 --> 00:59:19,255
You boys...
You boys get that key made?
541
00:59:20,423 --> 00:59:22,224
Yeah.
542
00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:25,128
Lot of fuckin' good
it does up on the roof.
543
00:59:26,195 --> 00:59:27,230
Fuck.
544
00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:31,533
Well, I guess it's
back to being fucked.
545
01:00:57,620 --> 01:00:59,389
I'm sorry.
546
01:01:02,325 --> 01:01:03,493
I'm sorry.
547
01:01:04,761 --> 01:01:06,929
I'm so sorry.
548
01:02:29,679 --> 01:02:34,549
No, no, no, no!
549
01:02:34,550 --> 01:02:36,852
No! No!
550
01:02:36,853 --> 01:02:39,221
No, no, no!
551
01:02:39,222 --> 01:02:40,355
No!
552
01:03:50,426 --> 01:03:53,095
It's okay, grandma.
553
01:03:54,530 --> 01:03:56,199
You look all right.
554
01:04:05,174 --> 01:04:09,044
Old man, you've seen this
before, haven't you?
555
01:04:09,045 --> 01:04:11,880
I gotta tell
you little farts something.
556
01:04:11,881 --> 01:04:15,084
It sure as shit
ain't gonna end up well.
557
01:04:16,219 --> 01:04:17,619
Ah, fuck!
558
01:04:17,620 --> 01:04:19,088
Goddamn it.
559
01:05:01,197 --> 01:05:03,231
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
listen, listen, listen.
560
01:05:03,232 --> 01:05:04,766
There's a...
561
01:05:04,767 --> 01:05:07,169
There's a door on the jail roof.
562
01:05:08,871 --> 01:05:11,006
We can get up there,
563
01:05:11,007 --> 01:05:12,874
we got plenty of time
to pop the lock.
564
01:05:12,875 --> 01:05:14,677
How the fuck
are we gonna do that?
565
01:05:15,611 --> 01:05:17,612
Shh. Shh.
566
01:05:17,613 --> 01:05:18,613
What is that?
567
01:05:29,191 --> 01:05:31,027
God,
that sounds like a baby.
568
01:05:33,429 --> 01:05:35,964
Oh, my god.
569
01:05:35,965 --> 01:05:38,233
Someone's still alive.
570
01:05:38,234 --> 01:05:39,868
A fuckin' baby.
571
01:05:39,869 --> 01:05:41,069
My god.
572
01:05:41,070 --> 01:05:42,338
Fuck is that coming from?
573
01:08:59,802 --> 01:09:01,836
What are you doing?
574
01:09:01,837 --> 01:09:03,638
I'm doin'
the right thing.
575
01:09:03,639 --> 01:09:08,476
Careful, bub, heroes don't
do too well around these parts.
576
01:09:08,477 --> 01:09:13,281
Under the circumstances, this
might seem really, really dumb.
577
01:09:13,282 --> 01:09:15,183
Ya think?
578
01:09:15,184 --> 01:09:18,020
If it's dumb,
I don't wanna be smart.
579
01:09:33,802 --> 01:09:35,738
This is how you
save a life, people.
580
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:41,876
What the... oh, shit!
581
01:09:41,877 --> 01:09:43,946
Ohhhh, shit!
582
01:10:20,249 --> 01:10:22,050
Hey, little fella.
583
01:10:22,051 --> 01:10:24,018
Everything's okay now.
584
01:10:24,019 --> 01:10:25,486
Everything's gonna be okay.
585
01:10:25,487 --> 01:10:26,622
Come on, now.
586
01:10:27,556 --> 01:10:29,591
He's got the baby.
587
01:10:29,592 --> 01:10:31,392
I wished for that.
588
01:10:31,393 --> 01:10:34,563
Ask, believe, receive.
589
01:10:36,932 --> 01:10:39,000
You can do it, honey!
I got you.
590
01:10:50,012 --> 01:10:51,113
I wish you to succeed!
591
01:10:56,352 --> 01:10:57,453
He's gonna make it.
592
01:11:01,857 --> 01:11:03,025
Help!
593
01:11:04,059 --> 01:11:05,860
Help!
594
01:11:05,861 --> 01:11:07,962
He's fucked.
595
01:11:15,437 --> 01:11:17,172
Hold on, baby.
596
01:11:19,208 --> 01:11:21,976
You can do it, honey!
597
01:11:26,148 --> 01:11:27,650
Yes!
598
01:11:54,009 --> 01:11:57,012
Sorry, baby. I'm sorry.
599
01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:50,198
Oh, my god.
600
01:12:52,968 --> 01:12:55,536
You piece of shit.
601
01:13:01,009 --> 01:13:04,413
Wow, that's bad,
even for this group.
602
01:13:07,249 --> 01:13:08,984
Fuck yeah, it is.
603
01:13:20,229 --> 01:13:23,064
Whack-a-mole!
Whack-a-mole!
604
01:13:23,065 --> 01:13:25,566
Fuck you, bitch!
Son of a... fuck you!
605
01:13:54,196 --> 01:13:56,131
Fuck you, motherfuck!
606
01:14:01,370 --> 01:14:04,306
Fuck that! Fuck that!
607
01:14:15,984 --> 01:14:17,686
Aah!
608
01:14:18,987 --> 01:14:21,123
Aah!
609
01:14:22,257 --> 01:14:25,993
We gotta get
to that fucking jail,
610
01:14:25,994 --> 01:14:28,095
or we're all goddamn dead meat.
611
01:14:28,096 --> 01:14:30,999
Yeah, you got any ideas?
612
01:14:34,069 --> 01:14:36,038
Yeah, I got a fuckin' idea.
613
01:14:37,673 --> 01:14:40,042
It's gonna require a sacrifice.
614
01:16:28,383 --> 01:16:30,252
Hello?
615
01:16:31,386 --> 01:16:32,654
Hello?
616
01:16:47,903 --> 01:16:49,104
Hello?
617
01:19:38,140 --> 01:19:40,175
It's gonna work.
618
01:19:42,577 --> 01:19:43,978
Has to.
619
01:19:43,979 --> 01:19:46,313
Looks dangerous.
620
01:19:46,314 --> 01:19:47,982
It's perfectly safe
for midgets. Let's go.
621
01:19:47,983 --> 01:19:49,383
That's little people,
motherfucker.
622
01:19:49,384 --> 01:19:52,153
What the fuck ever,
all right? Come on.
623
01:19:52,154 --> 01:19:55,122
This thing is gonna catapult
624
01:19:55,123 --> 01:19:57,057
one of these little guys
all the way over there?
625
01:19:59,327 --> 01:20:00,995
Yeah, that's right.
626
01:20:00,996 --> 01:20:03,397
That's right, and then we'll be
safe till the cavalry comes.
627
01:20:03,398 --> 01:20:05,332
No, fuck that.
I ain't doin' that.
628
01:20:05,333 --> 01:20:06,901
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
629
01:20:06,902 --> 01:20:09,436
We just threw
a woman off the ledge.
630
01:20:09,437 --> 01:20:11,071
These bitches are
standing here butt-naked
631
01:20:11,072 --> 01:20:13,007
'cause we used they clothes
to make this shit,
632
01:20:13,008 --> 01:20:15,643
not to mention I just watched
a fuckin' baby get eaten alive,
633
01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:17,077
and you standin' here tellin' me
634
01:20:17,078 --> 01:20:19,080
that you not even willing
to give this shit a try?
635
01:20:23,585 --> 01:20:27,021
All right, but we testing
this motherfucker, first.
636
01:20:27,022 --> 01:20:29,423
Fine.
637
01:20:29,424 --> 01:20:31,125
Fine, grab the dead guy.
638
01:20:31,126 --> 01:20:32,227
We'll use him.
639
01:20:35,197 --> 01:20:37,431
Hey, hey, hey,
I ain't fuckin' dead.
640
01:20:37,432 --> 01:20:39,533
And don't touch the dick.
641
01:20:39,534 --> 01:20:43,037
Fine, grab the old lady.
She's practically dead, anyway.
642
01:20:43,038 --> 01:20:44,638
Listen to me.
You want to test it, right?
643
01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:47,342
Listen, listen... hey!
644
01:20:48,677 --> 01:20:49,644
Listen.
645
01:20:49,645 --> 01:20:51,011
Listen, listen, listen.
646
01:20:51,012 --> 01:20:52,680
Listen, listen, listen,
listen, listen.
647
01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:54,648
This is one of those
fuckin' moments, right here.
648
01:20:54,649 --> 01:20:56,784
It's a tough choice,
but it builds character, okay?
649
01:20:56,785 --> 01:20:59,087
Que sera, Que sera, I don't give a fuck.
We're usin' her.
650
01:21:01,656 --> 01:21:02,857
No, no, no.
651
01:21:02,858 --> 01:21:05,026
This bitch is
practically dead, anyway.
652
01:21:06,995 --> 01:21:09,864
Look, I don't give a fuck
what you gotta tell yourself
653
01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:11,866
to sleep better at night.
We're usin' her!
654
01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:13,400
This is happenin'.
655
01:21:13,401 --> 01:21:16,737
It's a tough choice.
It builds character. Let's go.
656
01:21:16,738 --> 01:21:18,739
She ain't comin' back, son.
657
01:21:18,740 --> 01:21:21,208
Look, I'm not doin' that.
658
01:21:21,209 --> 01:21:22,843
Sorry, pops.
659
01:21:22,844 --> 01:21:24,078
I can do it!
660
01:21:24,079 --> 01:21:26,180
I will win this!
661
01:21:26,181 --> 01:21:27,716
I will win!
662
01:21:30,685 --> 01:21:32,219
Come on, it's easy.
663
01:21:32,220 --> 01:21:34,155
Oof.
664
01:21:36,258 --> 01:21:37,659
I won!
665
01:21:43,331 --> 01:21:44,466
No, really, I'm okay.
666
01:21:55,577 --> 01:21:56,811
A'ight...
667
01:21:59,247 --> 01:22:00,681
But make this fast.
668
01:22:00,682 --> 01:22:02,549
Hey.
669
01:22:02,550 --> 01:22:04,452
Come on. Come on.
670
01:22:09,057 --> 01:22:10,825
Man, if you seen
what I just seen...
671
01:22:11,793 --> 01:22:13,560
I know,
I know, I know.
672
01:22:13,561 --> 01:22:16,464
She's not coming back.
673
01:22:22,570 --> 01:22:23,771
Stop.
674
01:22:23,772 --> 01:22:25,973
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
675
01:22:25,974 --> 01:22:27,642
Okay.
676
01:22:37,252 --> 01:22:38,820
Oh, my back.
677
01:22:39,621 --> 01:22:41,156
Come on.
678
01:23:03,845 --> 01:23:05,079
Say it!
679
01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:08,049
Do it! Do it!
680
01:23:14,589 --> 01:23:17,624
I sure as shit
seen everything now.
681
01:23:30,805 --> 01:23:33,173
Come on, grandma.
Let's go.
682
01:23:50,792 --> 01:23:54,896
All right, cinch that bag of
grandma and bring it over here.
683
01:25:41,002 --> 01:25:42,603
Hold on, hold on.
684
01:25:42,604 --> 01:25:44,539
Just tryin' to make sure
the weight is right.
685
01:25:51,279 --> 01:25:53,748
Nah, we goin' have to lose
a bit of grandma.
686
01:25:55,583 --> 01:25:56,918
Come on, man. Come on.
687
01:26:10,598 --> 01:26:12,599
Come on, a little bit more.
688
01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:14,602
Come on, pour some
of grandma out. Come on.
689
01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:40,895
Okay.
690
01:26:46,167 --> 01:26:48,368
Fly with the angels, grandma.
691
01:27:05,887 --> 01:27:07,088
¿Sí?
692
01:27:27,175 --> 01:27:29,444
All right, let's give
this thing a shot.
693
01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:38,419
Hit it.
694
01:27:51,232 --> 01:27:54,936
Whoo-hoo!
695
01:28:05,146 --> 01:28:08,949
That is fuckin' American
ingenuity right there.
696
01:28:08,950 --> 01:28:10,117
That's what the fuck that is.
697
01:28:10,118 --> 01:28:11,752
I know horsepower.
698
01:28:11,753 --> 01:28:13,053
I know engines.
699
01:28:13,054 --> 01:28:15,255
It's what the fuck do, okay?
700
01:28:15,256 --> 01:28:18,392
This is gonna be
our fuckin' salvation.
701
01:28:21,429 --> 01:28:25,533
Shit. That's fuckin' factory-deal
incentive right there.
702
01:28:27,001 --> 01:28:28,635
Mm.
703
01:28:28,636 --> 01:28:30,170
Ow!
704
01:28:30,171 --> 01:28:31,672
Whoo!
705
01:28:31,673 --> 01:28:34,007
All right, which one
of you fuckin' pygmies
706
01:28:34,008 --> 01:28:36,143
wanna be rocket man?
707
01:29:15,049 --> 01:29:18,118
This is fuckin' bullshit!
708
01:29:18,119 --> 01:29:19,186
You ready?
709
01:29:19,187 --> 01:29:20,521
Yeah!
710
01:29:22,523 --> 01:29:23,624
Hey.
711
01:29:24,992 --> 01:29:27,861
A coward dies a thousand deaths,
712
01:29:27,862 --> 01:29:30,197
but a hero dies just one.
713
01:29:30,198 --> 01:29:34,435
Yeah, that doesn't help,
baby-killer.
714
01:29:36,070 --> 01:29:38,338
I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
715
01:29:38,339 --> 01:29:40,041
Okay.
716
01:29:41,209 --> 01:29:42,976
We're all depending on ya,
717
01:29:42,977 --> 01:29:44,812
you little fart-knocker.
718
01:29:45,813 --> 01:29:47,415
You can make it!
719
01:29:51,219 --> 01:29:54,088
All right,
let's fuckin' do this!
720
01:30:12,407 --> 01:30:14,174
All right, listen.
721
01:30:14,175 --> 01:30:16,009
Once you land,
you get in that door,
722
01:30:16,010 --> 01:30:17,010
you don't fuckin' stop,
all right?
723
01:30:17,011 --> 01:30:18,945
Once inside, you lay
that motherfucker out,
724
01:30:18,946 --> 01:30:20,447
and I mean you
lay him out quick.
725
01:30:20,448 --> 01:30:22,949
We goin' be downstairs poundin'
on the door in seconds.
726
01:30:22,950 --> 01:30:24,184
You gonna be downstairs?
727
01:30:24,185 --> 01:30:25,786
We're gonna be fuckin'
downstairs.
728
01:30:25,787 --> 01:30:28,188
You don't fuckin' stop!
You fuckin' don't stop!
729
01:30:28,189 --> 01:30:29,056
I won't, I won't.
730
01:30:29,057 --> 01:30:31,092
All right.
731
01:30:32,059 --> 01:30:33,161
Aah!
732
01:30:39,634 --> 01:30:41,135
Are you ready?!
733
01:30:43,137 --> 01:30:44,272
I'm ready.
734
01:30:51,045 --> 01:30:53,114
Aah!
735
01:31:11,466 --> 01:31:14,135
You fuckin' assholes.
736
01:31:30,151 --> 01:31:31,686
Hey, should we turn this off?
737
01:32:21,068 --> 01:32:22,103
Get the fuck out of here!
738
01:32:35,883 --> 01:32:39,352
Abuelita! Abuelita!
739
01:32:39,353 --> 01:32:41,021
Fuck!
740
01:32:41,022 --> 01:32:42,822
My fucking dick!
741
01:32:42,823 --> 01:32:44,558
Ah, fuck, my dick!
742
01:32:44,559 --> 01:32:47,328
Aah! Fuckin' dick!
743
01:33:04,178 --> 01:33:05,579
Fuck you,
744
01:33:05,580 --> 01:33:08,316
you fuckin' little
goddamn slippery midget.
745
01:33:43,150 --> 01:33:45,318
Help me. Help me.
746
01:33:45,319 --> 01:33:47,320
Help me.
747
01:33:47,321 --> 01:33:48,889
Aaahhhh!
748
01:33:55,429 --> 01:33:56,763
Oh, goddamn him.
749
01:33:56,764 --> 01:33:58,431
I hate those little fucks.
750
01:33:58,432 --> 01:34:01,135
Little midget.
Little, tiny people.
751
01:34:22,623 --> 01:34:25,593
Special delivery, tattoo.
752
01:34:36,203 --> 01:34:38,204
So, fuck you!
753
01:34:38,205 --> 01:34:40,041
Fuck you, motherfucker!
754
01:34:41,642 --> 01:34:43,411
Abuelita!
755
01:34:58,159 --> 01:34:59,593
They're gettin' in!
756
01:35:01,028 --> 01:35:03,064
I'm out of here!
757
01:38:00,007 --> 01:38:03,944
Aah!
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