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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:12,580 [people shouting and chattering] 2 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:27,561 [Sami] My name is Sami Malik. 3 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:31,799 I like to think I'm a fairly simple fellow. 4 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,803 All I've really wanted in life are two things. 5 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:40,641 To achieve absolute greatness. 6 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:46,314 And two win over the world's greatest girl. 7 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:50,618 It's not too much to ask for. 8 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:02,596 As for the greatness bit, well, that's because of my father. 9 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:05,533 That's him, in the Banyan tree. 10 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:09,170 The world's most glorious tiger hunter. 11 00:01:10,138 --> 00:01:12,340 This is how I always see him in my dreams. 12 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:15,776 Papa? 13 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:17,745 Have you seen the tiger yet? 14 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,115 [Sami] Now, maybe I didn't see everything. 15 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:24,885 [speaking Hindi] 16 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,754 But Papa, I want to see the tiger! 17 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,489 Later, son, later. Okay? 18 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:29,857 [man shouting in Hindi] 19 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:36,830 [speaking Hindi] 20 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:40,501 [Sami] But there has never been any question in my mind... 21 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:42,670 that my father... 22 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,873 my father was a great man. 23 00:01:57,551 --> 00:02:00,888 [men shouting] 24 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:08,362 [low growl of tiger] 25 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:12,400 [tiger growling] 26 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:17,271 [tiger roaring] 27 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:19,139 [gunshot ringing out] 28 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:25,213 [Sami] The greatest man in the village. 29 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:32,186 And everyone loved him. 30 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:44,632 [Hindi song plays] 31 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:54,342 [Hindi song continues] 32 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:10,324 [Rhythmic singing in Hindi] 33 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:57,571 If you step over there, you might be more dry, Ruby? 34 00:03:57,605 --> 00:04:01,742 [Hindi song continues] 35 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,823 Your father is amazing 36 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:18,359 [Hindi song continues] 37 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:27,301 [Sami] Everyone loved him. 38 00:04:29,837 --> 00:04:30,771 I loved him. 39 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:33,607 And that's how I remember my father. 40 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:40,781 His polished rifle on his shoulder, 41 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,516 hero to everyone. 42 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:48,889 All I have left now, is this legacy really. 43 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:51,992 He died when I was eight. 44 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,007 Not long before he passed, 45 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:09,643 my father took out his polished rifle, 46 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:10,678 his hunting jacket, 47 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:13,381 and nearly everything else that made him who he was, 48 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:14,848 and sold them. 49 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,318 All so I could go to the best British school in India. 50 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:24,358 How can I ever live up to a man like that? 51 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:25,793 Listen to me, Sami. 52 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,696 To be a great tiger hunter, 53 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,330 you must become the tiger. 54 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:34,902 You must know how he feels, how he thinks. 55 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:37,838 Only then can you anticipate his every move. 56 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:43,010 But Papa, if I become the tiger, won't I be hunted myself? 57 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:47,848 Every man hunts himself, son. 58 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:00,828 [Sami] For starters, 59 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:02,730 I received my Masters in engineering. 60 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:04,665 Okay, I'll solder this to this 61 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:05,699 and have it ready for you by five. 62 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,536 [Mrs. Banjera] But I can't afford to pay for this. 63 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,072 No charge. 64 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,675 Unless you have any of those superior homemade samosas? 65 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:17,611 [chuckling] I see your father in you, Sami. 66 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,050 Thank you, Sami. 67 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:27,020 Mr. Hashmi, I can't possibly do this for free again, 68 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,623 -I'll get fired. -Oh, no, not free, not free. 69 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:32,526 [Mr. Hashmi chuckles] 70 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:36,129 Papa, will we still get to hear the cricket match? 71 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:41,134 But Papa, I have only one week to live. 72 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:42,670 Oh, come on! 73 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:45,573 Papa said, "You are just like your father." 74 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:47,107 [chuckling] Come, come. 75 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,542 [Sami] The villagers who loved him 76 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:49,843 have always been good to me, 77 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:51,078 but it will take more than goodness 78 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,412 to live up to my father. 79 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:54,181 America. 80 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:55,783 It's 1979, 81 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,485 and tiger hunting has been taken over 82 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:58,986 by shameless poachers. 83 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:01,522 Nowadays, America is where you find greatness. 84 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,457 The great American cowboys, 85 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:05,025 the big American lifestyle, 86 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,160 the latest high-tech innovations, 87 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:10,498 the famous American road to success. 88 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:11,832 I've written to America 89 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:13,667 to offer my engineering services. 90 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,737 All I need now, is for America to write me back. 91 00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:20,207 Well, there is one more thing. 92 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:23,644 Ruby. 93 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,523 * Clouds dissolve... 94 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:37,057 I'm so sorry Sami, 95 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:39,459 my scooter's somehow broken down again. 96 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:41,161 Can you give me a ride home? 97 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,731 [Sami] I've only wanted to marry her my whole life. 98 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:44,898 No big deal. 99 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:48,669 * Everything's So clear to me... * 100 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:51,539 I can see Gemini, Taurus... 101 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:52,806 And Aquarius. 102 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,509 * ...My heart has Taught me how to sing * 103 00:07:58,178 --> 00:08:00,848 * A little bird Has taken flight * 104 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,153 Hey Sami? My cycle is also broken. 105 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:13,627 * I'm looking Into the face of love * 106 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,230 * Love's looking back... 107 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:18,766 [Sami] The trouble is Ruby's father. 108 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:21,168 [yelling] Climb that wall, soldier! Hup to it! 109 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:23,270 Double time! Hup, hup, hup, hup! 110 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:24,738 [Sami] General Iqbal. 111 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:27,708 He will only allow Ruby to marry a successful man. 112 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:31,011 But four days ago opportunity arrived. 113 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:35,749 Graydian Technologies of Chicago was hiring new engineers. 114 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,553 And they wanted me! 115 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:44,858 The entire village helped pay for my ticket. 116 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:49,229 Your necklace. But you had that since Vino Auntie passed away. 117 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,566 We sold our radio's. 118 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,167 We'd rather hear about your great adventures 119 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,202 in America, 120 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,237 than cricket matches which are actually fixed. 121 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,175 A neighboring village sent one of their boys 122 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,777 to America to become doctor, 123 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:06,580 now we will rub you into their faces. 124 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,256 Your yellow moped. 125 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:19,760 It was always breaking down. 126 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,833 But, you looked so good on it. 127 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:26,934 [chuckles] 128 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:30,070 My father wants me to marry a man in America. 129 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,074 So you better take this and go. 130 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,813 And when you see Aquarius up in the night sky... 131 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,616 you'll know what to think of. 132 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,293 [everyone cheering] 133 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:13,914 [Huma] Why must you go, beta? 134 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,283 When everything you need is here? 135 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,286 Mommy, Papa sacrificed everything 136 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,655 so I can go out and make something of myself. 137 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,057 Engineers here don't become great, 138 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,093 they just look upset and angry all the time. 139 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,662 That's how all Indians look, beta. 140 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,230 Mommy. 141 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,036 -But then you must take this. -What's this? 142 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,105 Documents which you'll need later. 143 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,008 Take a look at them when you're more settled in. 144 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,676 -[Huma] Come closer. -[Sami] What are you doing? 145 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,312 Putting your father's ring into your jacket. 146 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,080 If you get into trouble, 147 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,149 promise me you will sell it. [sniffs] 148 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,119 I can't possibly do this. 149 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:56,423 Take it. 150 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,660 Don't get into trouble and start drinking. 151 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,964 Then you'll go in the hell fire and it'll all be my fault. 152 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:12,706 [Huma sniffling] 153 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:55,783 * America 154 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:58,085 * Way to liberty 155 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,988 * America 156 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:03,390 * Hard working people 157 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,326 * America 158 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:11,398 * Everybody's got a dream 159 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,370 Welcome to the United States of America. 160 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,139 You have 30 days to fill out this work visa 161 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,473 as a record of permanent employment 162 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,275 or America will kindly ask you to leave, son. 163 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,511 Thirty days? I only need one. 164 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,047 [sound of stamping being done] 165 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,450 Next! 166 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:40,093 * Everybody come together 167 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:45,465 * Every woman child and man 168 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:50,804 * Everybody come together 169 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:55,542 * Enjoy the band 170 00:12:56,076 --> 00:13:02,415 * Yeah Sha la la la la-la la * 171 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:07,921 * Sha la la la la-la la 172 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:12,592 * Sha la la la la-la la 173 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,295 [Sandy] I'm sorry, Mr. Milk... Mack. 174 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,497 -Malik. -Mullick. 175 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:20,233 We've had some restructuring since we sent this letter. 176 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,872 But I've travelled 8,000 miles to get here. 177 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,306 I'm carrying not only my suitcase, 178 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,975 but also some very great expectations-- 179 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,476 I understand your disappointment. 180 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,912 Lucky for you we have a temporary draftsman job 181 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:32,846 down in the basement. 182 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,316 Draftsman? No, no, no, no. I'm a highly skilled engineer. 183 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,418 Also, I must have permanent employment 184 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,120 or America will kindly ask me to leave. 185 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,054 [Sandy] What can I say? 186 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:42,956 We've had to do some belt tightening around here. 187 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,892 Then you'll have to unbuckle your belt. 188 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,995 That would be inappropriate. 189 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,165 This is America? 190 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,501 The pavements must be littered with engineering jobs 191 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,436 I'll just have to go out there and pound it. The pavement. 192 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,613 [singing] 193 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,415 * Would you like a kebab? 194 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,417 -* Yes I would like... -[man] Excuse me? 195 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,585 -Hey! -[Sami] Yes? 196 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,287 I-- I want... I-- your wallet. 197 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,389 [more forcefully] I need your wallet! 198 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,058 -Give it to me! -Is this a mugging? 199 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,027 Yeah. 200 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,432 But, I've done everything right. It-- I'm wearing bright colors, 201 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,399 it's day time, 202 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:28,501 I'm walking with a purpose, I have a commanding presence. 203 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,302 I know I'm not travelling in a group, 204 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,304 but I haven't made any friends yet. 205 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,373 [knife clicking open] 206 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,482 * I don't know What I'm gonna do * 207 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:48,388 * We played a game Of switch-a-roo * 208 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:54,161 * Walked a mile In Another man's boots * 209 00:14:56,263 --> 00:15:00,467 * Should've worn More comfortable shoes * 210 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,942 What kind of country is this? They just throw money away. 211 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,215 Uh-uh-uh-uh-ah! Don't do it, bhai! 212 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,417 If you take even one coin, little children start screaming 213 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,352 and mommy say big pianos will fall on their head 214 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,188 because you are stealing their hopes and dreams. 215 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,424 I am Babu Rahman. 216 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,326 I came here from Pakistan one year ago. 217 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,662 Sami Malik. 218 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:30,998 Six hours ago, I'm Indian. 219 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,033 Ah! Better samosas, worse cricket. 220 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,667 It's crazy how same we are. 221 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,070 Where are you staying, bhai? 222 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:41,174 Uh, well, I'm in a bit of a transition right now. 223 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,575 I knew it! We are both in luck. 224 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,177 I am needing another room mate to pay rent 225 00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:46,046 and you are home... free. 226 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,250 -Homeless? -Yes! 227 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:51,951 Okay. Let us go. 228 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,087 I have no money for rent. 229 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,322 Ah! Why talk about money? 230 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,689 When you get employment, you pay. 231 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:00,727 Why are you helping me? 232 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:04,231 Because when I came here no one helped me. Groovy, yeah? 233 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,200 Groovy, yeah. 234 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,137 Hey, bro? Before we go... 235 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,105 you wanna grab a doobie? 236 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,008 -Sorry? -Just a precaution. 237 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,709 Our apartment is strictly drug free. 238 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,312 Hugs not drugs, right? [chuckles] 239 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,051 [Babu] Hey Pete. 240 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,685 This is Pete. [chuckles] 241 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,758 Land of the free, home of the brave, 242 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,660 and doors waiting, Babu's tikka masala. 243 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:35,562 Ready? 244 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:40,100 Come Sami, meet your new comrades. Brothers this is Sami. 245 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,103 This is Siddesh, an electrical engineer by trade 246 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,072 but right now, first class taxi driver. 247 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,474 I'm also watching cartoons for rest and recuperation. 248 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,509 [Babu] This is Rehan, also an electrical engineer 249 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:52,112 -but right now, uh-- -Professional washer of dishes 250 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,214 and buffer of supermarket floors. 251 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,349 [Babu] This is Abdullah, a telecommunications engineer, 252 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,551 but right now working at Larry's Gas and Snacks. 253 00:16:58,585 --> 00:16:59,586 It' not so bad. 254 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,222 [Babu] Uh, this is Kareem, a mechanical engineer, 255 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,257 but right now professional walker of dogs. 256 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:07,294 I also love American kittens, they're not bald or diseased. 257 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,063 Although he looks like he's from Bangalore, 258 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,331 he's actually just black. 259 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,633 This is Parag, he's a hooker. 260 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,702 -A gigolo -[Babu] Yes, gigolo. 261 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,170 and I am a wallet. 262 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:22,509 -You mean valet? -Why, yes wallet. [laughing] 263 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,377 It's nice to meet you... all. 264 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:27,514 Oh! And this is Mary Tyler Moore, my fiancée. 265 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:30,783 She told me I'm going to make it after all. 266 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,120 So, right away I fell in love. No touching, okay? 267 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,229 * On a little bed of straw 268 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:47,400 * Lay with Lady Marjorie Daw... * 269 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,838 So many of these men have technical degrees 270 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,506 and... yet they are working 271 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,175 as taxi drivers and dish washers. 272 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,509 [Babu] I know, this is a great country. 273 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,478 There's no shame in any kind of job you do. 274 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,514 [calling out] Rehan? I take one Rehan egg now, 275 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,150 I'll give you one Babu egg later, okay? 276 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,385 [Rehan] Okay, no problem. 277 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,157 How many people actually live here? 278 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,858 Uh, 11. Maybe 13. 279 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,194 Thirteen? 280 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,662 And every man here have cousins. 281 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,197 [man] And cousins' cousins. 282 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,302 Where does everyone sleep? 283 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:30,810 [house mates snoring] 284 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:36,783 [calling out] Otto! 285 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,701 [sighing] 286 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:55,768 [Sami] Okay. 287 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:57,837 Thank you for your consideration. 288 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,739 [both laughing and whispering] 289 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,774 [Kareem] Have no fear, the North African is here. 290 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:03,510 -You are late. -[Kareem] Sorry-- 291 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:04,911 Now all the jobs will be stolen. 292 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:08,147 [muttering] Sorry. Sorry, sorry. Okay. 293 00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,351 -Take off those pants. -Yes, I know. 294 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,187 -Never heard that before, right? -[laughing] 295 00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,822 -[Rehan] This a curry stain? -[Abdullah] No. 296 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:17,457 Hmm-mmm. 297 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,592 -[Abdullah yells out in Hindi] -I was hungry. 298 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,362 Uh, can someone tell me what's happening here? 299 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,598 -[Abdullah] Oh! -[all] Job fair. 300 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,601 -Job fair? -[all] Uh! 301 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:30,937 Quick! Jump into these pants. 302 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,273 -Do it! -Oh, yes! 303 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,581 Ah! How do I look? 304 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,827 * He's so more than a shaker 305 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,563 * Straight to the top 306 00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,866 * Nobody gonna hold him down 307 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,269 * Never gonna stop... 308 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,437 So Sami, what brings you here? 309 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,440 Ambition, honor, even love. 310 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,445 Wait, no. Uh, the bus. 311 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,414 * My religion 312 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:18,285 * Money's my middle name... 313 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,151 [Rehan] Sorry I'm late. 314 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,588 [Sami] No, what-- What are you doing? 315 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,756 I'm scheduled for the one o'clock spot! 316 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,758 -[Parag speaking Hindi] -Well, Air India, 317 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,794 It's a decent airline. 318 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:29,696 The food is uh... 319 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,932 it can be an adventure in your stomach but... 320 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,601 [Sami] Did you put on deodorant? 321 00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,404 [Rehan] Uh, no. I'm sorry, sorry... 322 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:38,705 It was a hectic day. 323 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,240 [Sami] Second leg. Right. 324 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:42,742 -Okay. -Up, up, up. 325 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:43,743 [Babu crying out in pain] 326 00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,545 -[Sami] Are you okay? -[Babu] He don't fit. 327 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,314 I beg you, please don't make me. It hurts. 328 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,681 -[Babu groaning] -[Sami] Just stay still. 329 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,417 It will fit if you relax! 330 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,718 -[Babu groans] -[Sami] Yeah, there we go. 331 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,622 You meant here-here. 332 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:57,290 My feet. 333 00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,260 [tsks] I like to walk. 334 00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:03,763 Give me the jacket! Give it to-- 335 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,832 I'm versed in, uh, control engineering 336 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,467 and the modeling of dynamic systems... 337 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,403 ...integrated circuitry, augmentation engineering... 338 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,005 -[Sami] C'mon, give it to me! -[ripping sound] 339 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,508 -...megatronics, biotronics... -Oh, no! 340 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,645 ...capacitors, conductors, diodes... 341 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,514 Don't touch-- 342 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:24,451 ...but, of course, quantum mechanics, hello? 343 00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:27,920 Your sleeve is falling off. 344 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,396 So, about that job... 345 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,366 [snoring] 346 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:41,668 [murmuring] Papa. 347 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:44,504 Funny. I can feel the tiger. 348 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:49,409 It's fury and warm, sticky. It's kind of wet. 349 00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:51,444 That feels nice, aunty. 350 00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,045 Just a little lower. 351 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:54,647 Okay. Oh! 352 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:56,716 [groaning] 353 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,352 -This is disturbing. -[telephone ringing] 354 00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:05,558 [telephone ringing] 355 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:07,927 [man] Hello? 356 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:10,497 Sami? India calling. 357 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:14,934 Ask them to send money. 358 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,739 -[Sami] Hello? -[Huma] Hello, Sami! 359 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,808 [Huma] It's me, ammi. 360 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:25,478 Ammi. 361 00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:27,614 I can hear you, no need to yell across the ocean. 362 00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:29,382 I miss you, beta. 363 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:33,553 And... And I have a surprise for you. 364 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:37,089 Hey, Sami! Congratulations, top class engineer! 365 00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:40,092 [laughing] Hey! Say something. Look, say something. 366 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,094 [stammering] Where are you living? 367 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:43,830 Have they given you a new house? 368 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,567 [sighs] Not exactly. 369 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,703 The engineering job at Graydian, it's.... 370 00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:51,971 [Huma] Sami, hush, hush. 371 00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:54,941 There's someone who wants to talk to you. 372 00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:57,376 [Ruby] Hello? Sami? 373 00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:00,046 Ruby? 374 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:02,615 Hi! 375 00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:04,116 [Sami] How's everything? 376 00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:07,520 [giggles] I don't know if I'll survive on this. 377 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,456 I haven't eaten, I haven't slept. 378 00:23:09,756 --> 00:23:12,391 I've counted and named every animal in your courtyard. 379 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,928 I didn't want to miss a call from my special friend. 380 00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:17,764 I feel certain you will survive. 381 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,700 [Ruby] It's not the same without you here, Sami. 382 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:21,868 How are you? 383 00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:25,805 Yeah, yeah. I'm great. I mean, I've just been so busy. 384 00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:28,508 I had some really big important projects and... 385 00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:31,878 You should see the company, it's this open atmosphere 386 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,714 there's lots of collaboration, the CEO is such a character. 387 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,150 I think he really respects me, and, your father would love it. 388 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:41,488 [Rehan] I didn't know that, Sami. How wonderful. 389 00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:44,423 Congratulations! 390 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:49,996 Well, my father is planning a trip to America, 391 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:51,964 to meet with some potential suitors. 392 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,603 Sami? Did you hear me? 393 00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:58,037 You're coming to America? 394 00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:01,040 [Ruby] Well, right now, it's California, Florida, Texas, 395 00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:04,677 but I'm sure he'll be up for coming to Chicago if... 396 00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:06,846 a certain someone were to invite us? 397 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,917 Shall I pass the phone onto my father? 398 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,251 Maybe you could say hello to him-- 399 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,154 Your father? Ah... Oh, no, no, no, no. I... 400 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:16,956 I'm sorry, I just... I'm so busy with work 401 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:18,124 I should probably get going. 402 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:21,561 Oh. 403 00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:23,896 Okay, I know you're very busy. 404 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:26,566 -Bye, Sami. -Bye. 405 00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:30,236 [sighs] 406 00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:35,908 Who is Ruby? 407 00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:40,613 -Ruby. -Ruby? 408 00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:47,987 [singing in Hindi] 409 00:24:49,856 --> 00:24:51,791 It's only when a man becomes a sheep, 410 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,860 does the tiger reveal it's stripes. 411 00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:01,834 They always come back. 412 00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:05,572 Well, I am willing to begin at the beginning 413 00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:06,806 to get to the end. 414 00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:08,875 Great. Follow me. 415 00:25:09,776 --> 00:25:12,178 [Sandy] So, remember. This is a temporary position, 416 00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:14,547 but things can always open up upstairs, 417 00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:15,882 if you don't underperform. 418 00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:18,017 [Sami] Oh, I intend to over-perform, at all times, 419 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:20,119 until the temporary becomes permanentarary. 420 00:25:20,152 --> 00:25:22,021 -[Sandy] Is that a word? -No, I just made it up. 421 00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:23,122 -[Sandy] Don't do that. -Okay. 422 00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:24,691 This is the commercial 423 00:25:24,724 --> 00:25:26,793 and industrial microwave division. 424 00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:27,860 You name it... 425 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:29,962 -Uh... -We nuke it! 426 00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:31,831 And if you can't, maybe we still nuke it. 427 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:34,033 Learn out motto. Attention, denizens, 428 00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:36,636 this is Same-eye May-leak. 429 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:37,804 Draftsman. 430 00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:39,939 [all] Hey. 431 00:25:39,972 --> 00:25:42,141 Great, and I look forward to speaking with you 432 00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:43,676 about future opportunities. 433 00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:45,745 [Sami] Hello. 434 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:47,780 Same-eye. 435 00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:50,717 [Winston] Care to join me on our lovely rooftop? 436 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:53,620 I believe it's about time for my scheduled bomb break. 437 00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:59,091 No, thank you. I should get to work. Nice to meet you. 438 00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:32,859 [camera flashing and whirring] 439 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:34,026 Got ya! 440 00:26:36,729 --> 00:26:37,664 What? 441 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,099 Oh, sorry. It's, uh, just a little hobby. 442 00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:42,334 I like to take photo's of the profoundly depressed. 443 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:43,803 Alex. 444 00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:45,972 Sami. 445 00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:48,641 Are you also a draftsman? 446 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,943 Me? [chuckles] No, no. 447 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:53,345 I'm just killing time here until I'm, uh, struck by death. 448 00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:55,381 Or genius. Whichever comes first. 449 00:26:56,182 --> 00:27:00,152 Oh, and, uh... As if by magic, there you are. Here. 450 00:27:01,888 --> 00:27:04,256 [Sami] Seems a bit off. My head is right at the bottom. 451 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,225 Exactly. That's my style! 452 00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:08,094 Oppression, suppression, repression. 453 00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:11,397 Look. See how the surrounding space weighs down the subject? 454 00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:14,166 Yes, I feel it. 455 00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:18,404 Alex, can I assume you've been here for a while? 456 00:27:19,005 --> 00:27:20,006 Yeah. 457 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,408 Feels like I've been here... since I was born. 458 00:27:22,441 --> 00:27:23,409 So, can you give me any advice 459 00:27:23,442 --> 00:27:25,444 on how to succeed at Graydian Technologies, 460 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:26,946 I need to become an engineer fast! 461 00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:30,817 Nobody in the history of this company 462 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:33,886 has ever asked me how to succeed at Graydian. 463 00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:37,323 What the hell! 464 00:27:38,224 --> 00:27:39,425 This is Graydian's microwave division. 465 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:42,461 Also known as the "Oh, man, we might get screwed" division. 466 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:43,429 How so? 467 00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:45,631 They've been commissioned by Baldwin & Company 468 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:49,035 to design a microwave that can properly heat frozen food. 469 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:50,737 That is without... 470 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:52,705 -blowing up loud, of course. -[muffled explosion] 471 00:27:53,405 --> 00:27:54,841 [hissing] 472 00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:56,042 [Alex] Projects due in three weeks. 473 00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:57,910 -[fire alarm beeping] -Who's that? 474 00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:05,017 [Alex] That's... Kenneth. 475 00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:07,954 He's a senior engineer and... 476 00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:10,990 Pretty much the golden boy of the office. 477 00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:15,294 That, is just crazy, Big Mac, 478 00:28:15,327 --> 00:28:18,097 cause my skin is clearly more bronze. 479 00:28:18,765 --> 00:28:21,433 [laughing] Good to see you both, and I mean it. 480 00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:25,271 A lot of work to do, Baldwin Project, yada, yada, yada. 481 00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:29,708 All right, here's the part you're missing. 482 00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:31,710 Talent, it's only ten percent of the job. 483 00:28:32,011 --> 00:28:32,979 Thirty percent is hard work, 484 00:28:33,012 --> 00:28:35,848 and the last 70 is really just being accepted. 485 00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:37,416 That's 110 percent. 486 00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:40,052 See, when you say nerdy things like that, 487 00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:41,921 it's hard to be accepted, all right? 488 00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:43,289 You're a draftsman, 489 00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:44,757 if you wanna fit in the right circle, 490 00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:46,392 you've gotta talk the talk. 491 00:28:46,425 --> 00:28:48,027 You are blind, muchacho. 492 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,762 Pirates are gonna sink the red ship. 493 00:28:49,796 --> 00:28:51,931 Hey, come on! Did you see the sack Bumpy tried yesterday? 494 00:28:51,964 --> 00:28:53,766 -...huge mistake. -Hey, man, amigo, 495 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,234 Foster's gotta be swinging for the fences. 496 00:28:56,035 --> 00:28:57,970 -Pirates? -Yeah. The Pittsburg Pirates. 497 00:28:58,871 --> 00:29:00,873 You wanna play Graydian major leagues, 498 00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:02,741 you're gonna have to speak major league baseball 499 00:29:02,975 --> 00:29:05,277 and these office guys here, they even have their own team. 500 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,046 And they really get into it. 501 00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:10,516 I never really liked baseball. Glove, really? I mean it's so-- 502 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:12,952 Baseball. Pirates. Got it. 503 00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:15,754 Look, you are a nice dude. 504 00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:18,057 These guys, they're professional Americans, 505 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:19,826 the born CEOs. 506 00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:22,161 We're talking about a lifetime of schmoozing about things like 507 00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:23,796 golf, ethnic foods, 508 00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:25,531 days of the week, the Winter Olympics. 509 00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:29,068 I want to be a professional American. 510 00:30:22,521 --> 00:30:23,990 ...specializes in south Indian curry. 511 00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:27,159 Piranha has wee-tish skin, I am possessing wee-tish skin, also. 512 00:30:27,193 --> 00:30:29,061 [Parag] No, you're more the color of old oatmeal. 513 00:30:29,095 --> 00:30:30,462 -[laughing] -[Babu] You're too kind. 514 00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:32,064 -[all laughing] -What's going on? 515 00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:35,234 Oh. Sorry, bhai, but I found this envelope in your jacket. 516 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:36,602 [Sami] Envelope? 517 00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:41,007 My envelope? In my jacket? 518 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,408 Yeah, and there was this letter also. 519 00:30:45,211 --> 00:30:46,645 [sighs] "Dear Sami, 520 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:49,315 Now that you are settled and have a good job, it is time. 521 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,884 Here are the photos of choices for your future wife... 522 00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:54,453 whose parents have shown interest." 523 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:56,455 [whispering in foreign language] 524 00:30:58,257 --> 00:30:59,892 [Sami] Give this to me! Give them to me! 525 00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:05,597 [murmuring] No! Not that one. 526 00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:09,301 [Sami groans in frustration] 527 00:31:12,304 --> 00:31:13,205 She's not there. 528 00:31:21,347 --> 00:31:22,381 Stay away from my stuff. 529 00:31:28,154 --> 00:31:29,455 [Babu] Lay it on Babu, bhai. 530 00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:31,023 I really should not lay it on Babu. 531 00:31:31,057 --> 00:31:33,192 -I am 1-800-B-A-B-U. -I'm fine! 532 00:31:36,495 --> 00:31:37,563 I don't have a chance, Babu. 533 00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:39,631 That's why Ruby's photo isn't here. 534 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,370 Not only will I lose my visa if I don't get promoted soon, 535 00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:46,605 but, there is this girl... 536 00:31:48,674 --> 00:31:50,576 who can draw a perfect anatomical human heart. 537 00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:52,411 She always knows the difference 538 00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:54,013 between the Big and the Little Dipper. 539 00:31:58,150 --> 00:31:59,118 She's beautiful. 540 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:02,554 * Clouds dissolve into the sun 541 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:08,560 * There's nothing But blue above * 542 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:14,500 * Everything's so clear to me 543 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:20,306 * Since my heart has Taught me how to sing... * 544 00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:22,374 I will never be successful enough to marry that girl. 545 00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:31,183 I have something that will make you feel so all-so-feely-good. 546 00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:34,520 This is the General Lee. 547 00:32:35,421 --> 00:32:37,089 From the TV show Dukes of Hazzard. 548 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:40,492 -Ah-ha? -In my village, 549 00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:42,294 they would say, "In America, 550 00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:45,464 even the man who sweeps the streets has a car." 551 00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:49,301 I'm saving up now to make that dream mine. 552 00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:52,438 So for you, be patient. 553 00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:55,374 There are men up there 554 00:32:55,407 --> 00:32:57,643 who haven't even had a girl sneeze on them. 555 00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:01,313 [man] Babu, that was a private conversation! 556 00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:06,318 Now I will go call mommy. 557 00:33:06,352 --> 00:33:07,586 -Come. -What? No, no-- 558 00:33:08,354 --> 00:33:09,321 Babu! 559 00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:11,023 [calling tone] 560 00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:14,226 [telephone ringing] 561 00:33:16,062 --> 00:33:16,762 Hello? 562 00:33:17,529 --> 00:33:19,031 Is this the lovely Huma? 563 00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:20,299 Who is this please? 564 00:33:21,467 --> 00:33:22,701 [Babu] This is Babu. I am a great friend of your son. 565 00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:26,004 -He's feeling a little sad. -[Huma] I'll protect him! 566 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:28,340 Is he drinking alcohol? 567 00:33:29,575 --> 00:33:32,211 -Is he with... prostitutes? -[Babu] He's okay. 568 00:33:32,244 --> 00:33:34,046 He's not with prostitutes-- 569 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,686 -[sighs] Ammi? -Sami? 570 00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:42,188 Are you all right? 571 00:33:43,389 --> 00:33:44,656 Yes, yes, it's fine, ammi. 572 00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:48,727 I just need to know why Ruby is not among my 100 future wives? 573 00:33:49,261 --> 00:33:50,429 [Huma] The villagers are saying 574 00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:53,665 her father's looking for a man with a castle in Houston. 575 00:33:56,568 --> 00:33:58,337 Are you serious? Is it serious? 576 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:01,473 [stammering] I mean, he's a doctor, 577 00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:06,178 -[stammers] so, I mean to say... -[Sami] It's very serious. 578 00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:09,181 [sighs] 579 00:34:12,418 --> 00:34:13,485 [whispering] Talk to her, Sami. 580 00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:17,556 [woman] Just married, Marianne and Bob are so excited 581 00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:18,757 with all their wedding gifts 582 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:21,260 that they've decided to eat their first meal in. 583 00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:24,463 Marianne is cooking an old family recipe in a new way. 584 00:34:25,197 --> 00:34:26,598 She uses the same ingredients 585 00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:29,235 but now she'll be cooking with her new microwave oven. 586 00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:31,503 [Sami] Ah, the microwave oven. 587 00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:34,573 Clearly the delightful American secret to good food, 588 00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:37,143 marital bliss and the utmost happiness for everyone. 589 00:34:37,809 --> 00:34:39,178 What a lie! 590 00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:41,547 What they don't tell you is that nobody has yet made 591 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:43,115 a microwave that properly heats frozen food. 592 00:34:44,383 --> 00:34:46,152 And while Graydian struggled with high radiation levels, 593 00:34:46,185 --> 00:34:48,620 Ruby was being courted by doctors across America. 594 00:34:49,288 --> 00:34:50,856 I had to become an engineer, and fast! 595 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:54,193 [chuckles with delight] 596 00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:56,562 [Babu] Ah, I know what this is. 597 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:57,663 It's a television. 598 00:34:58,330 --> 00:35:00,232 -[laughing] No. -It's a fish tank? 599 00:35:02,201 --> 00:35:03,235 Time machine? 600 00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:07,206 No. This is a microwave oven. 601 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:09,808 Right now, we are trying to properly heat frozen food, 602 00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:12,578 but if we increase the power, there's too much radiation. 603 00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:14,546 And what's great is that 604 00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:16,482 Graydian's model keeps exploding. 605 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,617 -That's a great thing? -Yea, for me it is. 606 00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:19,818 See, if I can figure it out, 607 00:35:21,019 --> 00:35:21,887 they'll have no choice but to promote me as an engineer. 608 00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:23,889 Okay. 609 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,126 Time machine? 610 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:42,341 * Whip me with seconds 611 00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:47,546 * Till I'm blind with pain 612 00:35:49,581 --> 00:35:52,851 * I'm breaking free From you, baby * 613 00:35:54,886 --> 00:35:57,423 * From all these chains 614 00:35:59,258 --> 00:36:01,593 * I'm so tired 615 00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:05,931 * All I wanna do 616 00:36:08,734 --> 00:36:10,436 * Is lay down 617 00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:13,672 * In your arms 618 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,542 [Abdullah] If you change the radius of the magnetron 619 00:36:16,575 --> 00:36:18,310 will it have any effect on the load required? 620 00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:20,312 Then you'd also have to adjust the magnetic strength 621 00:36:20,346 --> 00:36:21,947 -to achieve the correct-- -No, no, no, no. 622 00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:23,949 Maybe the problem is the wave length itself. 623 00:36:23,982 --> 00:36:25,451 But perhaps for different types of food 624 00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:27,286 you should use different types of energy. 625 00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:28,487 Hey. Hey, hey, what are you doing? 626 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,721 We were just checking it out. 627 00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:31,790 Okay, well, no more checking it out. This is my project. 628 00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:33,925 -[all] Okay. -[all speaking Hindi] 629 00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:35,193 Let's go. 630 00:36:37,296 --> 00:36:38,230 We have feelings. 631 00:36:43,569 --> 00:36:46,004 [microwave whirring] 632 00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:48,907 [beeping] 633 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:51,777 [Sami] Kenneth, hi. I have some ideas I wanted to show you. 634 00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:55,581 I really think if we adjusted the magnetron we could... 635 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:13,432 Winston? How long have you been here? 636 00:37:16,468 --> 00:37:19,237 Hmmm, 23 months. 637 00:37:20,706 --> 00:37:22,774 -Twenty-three months? -[Winston] No. 638 00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:24,843 Thirty-three months. 639 00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:27,346 [Sami] Thirty-three months? 640 00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:32,451 My God, Winston is the future white me. 641 00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:33,885 [whispering] I can't possibly do that. 642 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:37,323 [Sami] I have to become a professional American. 643 00:37:39,425 --> 00:37:40,826 It makes no difference if you're wearing 644 00:37:40,859 --> 00:37:42,728 a hunting jacket or a monkey costume, 645 00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:45,497 as long as you get yourself into the tigers' den. 646 00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:51,303 * Touch down 647 00:37:52,571 --> 00:37:54,072 * I have the faculties... 648 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,307 [Sami] Hey, Alex, 649 00:37:56,442 --> 00:37:57,208 thank you for showing me the ropes round here, I owe you. 650 00:37:57,242 --> 00:37:58,810 Lunch tomorrow? You, me, burgers? 651 00:38:03,449 --> 00:38:04,583 He makes burgers? 652 00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:08,754 So... anyone here notice how much torque 653 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:10,356 is involved in figure skating? 654 00:38:10,889 --> 00:38:13,024 An I'm really excited about the Winter Olympics. 655 00:38:13,058 --> 00:38:14,726 [men at table laughing] 656 00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:18,330 * ...tigers' den 657 00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:21,367 * it's gone 658 00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:26,438 [no audible dialogue] 659 00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:34,813 Why are so many baseball terms related to food? 660 00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:37,649 High cheese, a pickle, a meatball, a rhubarb. 661 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:41,720 [stops and opens microwave] 662 00:38:43,622 --> 00:38:44,656 See, no explosion. 663 00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:50,429 Hmm. The outside's a little warm, 664 00:38:50,462 --> 00:38:52,864 the inside's a little... frozen... 665 00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:55,401 but, you know, I like crunch. 666 00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:57,403 To keep it from exploding I had to reduce the power. 667 00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:00,639 It's a work in progress. 668 00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:02,908 Oh, my god, what is my roommate doing to you? 669 00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:05,577 -Alex, Babu. Babu, Alex. -Hi. 670 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:10,716 Axel, do you want to try some of Babu's famous chicken tikka? 671 00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:14,586 I have no idea what that is but... 672 00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:17,456 Yes please. 673 00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:19,658 Oh, us too, okay? 674 00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:21,493 I'll take mine Indian hot. 675 00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:22,728 And I'll have mine veg. 676 00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:27,899 Hmm. 677 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,036 This is the best Indian food I've ever had, 678 00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:33,539 I mean, it's the only Indian food I've ever had. 679 00:39:33,739 --> 00:39:35,941 My father had a roadside restaurant outside of Lahore. 680 00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:38,410 People would come for miles to taste his tikka. 681 00:39:39,578 --> 00:39:41,747 I think I'll be chasing this tikka for a long time. 682 00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:46,151 My father also left me some very big shoes to fill. 683 00:39:46,184 --> 00:39:47,419 [Babu] You know what they say, 684 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,455 "If you put your mind to it you can do anything." 685 00:39:49,488 --> 00:39:51,457 Sami bhai, you will fill those shoes. 686 00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:56,428 -What about you Alex? -How big are your father's feet? 687 00:39:57,496 --> 00:39:58,897 [Alex] Oh, they're pretty big. 688 00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:00,966 -[camera clicks] -He's the owner and CEO 689 00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:02,834 -of Graydian Technologies. -[spits] 690 00:40:04,102 --> 00:40:06,872 [chuckling] I'm sorry. I, uh... normally get that reaction. 691 00:40:07,072 --> 00:40:08,707 You are Mr. Womack's son? 692 00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:12,077 What are you doing in the basement drafting? 693 00:40:12,544 --> 00:40:14,179 You should be on the top floor smoking cigars 694 00:40:14,212 --> 00:40:15,313 and getting complimentary foot massages. 695 00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:18,083 I'm just not the "climb the ladder at work" kinda guy. 696 00:40:18,116 --> 00:40:20,719 I-- I just wanna be happy with how my day went, you know? 697 00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:22,554 What makes your day go good? 698 00:40:23,722 --> 00:40:25,891 Well? No? Good? 699 00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:29,094 [Alex] I'm really into social documentary photography but, uh, 700 00:40:29,861 --> 00:40:31,730 I don't know, my dad thinks that's a lost cause so... 701 00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:33,765 [Kareem] You're still living with your parents? 702 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:35,834 That's very Indian of you, huh? 703 00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:37,736 -[everyone laughing] -Alex? 704 00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:39,538 In your social documentary photography, 705 00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:41,573 do you only make sad heart-wrenching art 706 00:40:41,607 --> 00:40:43,509 or do you also do documenting of happy people? 707 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:46,044 -I guess I do both. -[Babu] Then come, I am needing 708 00:40:46,077 --> 00:40:47,546 to be documented in front of something 709 00:40:47,579 --> 00:40:48,814 that'll make me oh so happy. 710 00:40:48,847 --> 00:40:50,115 Come! Come, let's go! Come on. 711 00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:52,083 [Babu] Come on! 712 00:40:53,151 --> 00:40:54,720 This is him. The General. 713 00:40:54,986 --> 00:40:56,855 The car that carried Bo and Luke out of danger 714 00:40:56,888 --> 00:40:58,890 when the jewel thieves came to town and tried to frame them, 715 00:40:58,924 --> 00:41:01,092 when the pool hustlers came to town and tried to frame them, 716 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,128 and when the vending machine bandits came to town 717 00:41:03,161 --> 00:41:04,796 -and tried to frame them-- -I think we got it. 718 00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:06,197 [Babu laughs] 719 00:41:06,231 --> 00:41:07,032 [Alex chuckling] All right! 720 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,602 -[Alex] One, two, three. -[Babu] Cheese! 721 00:41:10,636 --> 00:41:11,870 Come, Sami, get in the car 722 00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:13,171 we'll take a picture inside The General. 723 00:41:13,939 --> 00:41:15,173 Yeah, I really don't think we should-- 724 00:41:15,206 --> 00:41:16,875 The owner's a friend of mine, he won't mind. 725 00:41:16,908 --> 00:41:17,709 Yeah. 726 00:41:17,743 --> 00:41:19,911 [Alex laughing] You need some help? 727 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:22,147 Looking good! Good, good view right here. 728 00:41:23,381 --> 00:41:24,950 [Babu] Thank you, Alex. I've been meaning to document this 729 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:26,117 to send it home to my family. 730 00:41:27,118 --> 00:41:28,253 [yelling] Hey! 731 00:41:29,187 --> 00:41:31,657 Get out of the car, man, told you before! 732 00:41:33,124 --> 00:41:34,292 [Babu] I'm still happy, Alex, 733 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,094 take the picture. Take the picture, guys. 734 00:41:36,127 --> 00:41:37,929 -This is your friend? -[man] You are dead meat! 735 00:41:37,963 --> 00:41:39,765 -Wait till I get there! -[Babu] Take the picture, guys. 736 00:41:40,699 --> 00:41:42,300 You wait till I get there, you guys are dead meat! 737 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:45,070 [Sami] We gotta get him out of the car. Get out of the car! 738 00:41:45,103 --> 00:41:47,072 -[Alex] Let's go! -[yelling] Take the picture! 739 00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:49,174 [Sami speaking Hindi] 740 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:53,278 -[Alex] Okay, go, go, go. -[Babu] Did you get it? 741 00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:55,614 -You got it? -We got it, we got it! 742 00:41:58,784 --> 00:42:00,952 Move! We gotta go now! Go! Go! 743 00:42:01,286 --> 00:42:02,588 Go! Go! 744 00:42:12,664 --> 00:42:15,200 [all three panting] 745 00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:16,735 Okay, okay. 746 00:42:19,004 --> 00:42:20,606 -[Alex chuckles] -[Babu] I'm sorry, guys, 747 00:42:20,839 --> 00:42:22,574 -I don't know what came over me. -[Sami] Yeah! 748 00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:24,710 Seems like quite a bit of fuss over a car! 749 00:42:25,110 --> 00:42:26,645 No, it's oh-so-much more! 750 00:42:26,678 --> 00:42:28,146 I'm having dreams about my General 751 00:42:28,179 --> 00:42:29,781 and you're having nightmares about yours. 752 00:42:29,815 --> 00:42:30,749 -[Sami groans] -[Alex] Wait. 753 00:42:30,782 --> 00:42:32,818 What are you talking about, a... a General? 754 00:42:32,851 --> 00:42:34,853 Sami has to convince big scary general, 755 00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:35,987 father of the girl he loves, 756 00:42:36,187 --> 00:42:38,023 that he is a big success and worth it, 757 00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:40,225 but General father is shopping for another man. 758 00:42:40,258 --> 00:42:41,760 A man with a castle and a moat 759 00:42:41,793 --> 00:42:43,161 who lives in a city called Houseton. 760 00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:44,696 I'm pretty sure a moat wasn't mentioned. 761 00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:47,232 Oh, yeah, yeah. It's probably just a house. 762 00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:50,101 [stammering] My dad calls our house "his castle" too, 763 00:42:50,135 --> 00:42:53,639 you know, the whole "a man's house is his castle", and all? 764 00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:55,741 You must have a really big house. 765 00:42:59,310 --> 00:43:01,880 [Sami] Ooh, wow! You weren't kidding! 766 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,115 [Babu] It really does look like a castle. 767 00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:06,852 [Alex] Yeah. A castle I can't get out of. 768 00:43:08,854 --> 00:43:09,888 [Sami] Oh. 769 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:11,322 I'm not allowed to complain, am I? 770 00:43:11,356 --> 00:43:12,758 -No, definitely not. -No, never. 771 00:43:13,324 --> 00:43:14,893 -Fair enough. -Take a picture of me and Sami 772 00:43:14,926 --> 00:43:16,361 -in front of your house. -[Sami] Why? 773 00:43:16,394 --> 00:43:17,696 [Babu] Because it's fun. 774 00:43:17,729 --> 00:43:19,297 It's all right to have fun sometimes. 775 00:43:19,731 --> 00:43:20,699 -Smile. Yeah. -[Alex] Ready? 776 00:43:20,732 --> 00:43:23,835 -[Sami] Yeah. -[Alex] One, two, three, cheese. 777 00:43:23,869 --> 00:43:25,070 [Babu and Sami] Cheese! 778 00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:26,304 -Back to back. -Yeah, back to back. 779 00:43:26,337 --> 00:43:27,673 [Babu] Ready? 780 00:43:27,706 --> 00:43:29,074 -[camera flashes] -[Alex laughing] 781 00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:30,776 On three. Samosa! 782 00:43:30,809 --> 00:43:32,944 -One, two, three. -[all together] Samosa! 783 00:43:33,311 --> 00:43:36,314 You stay, you stay, stay. Put your hand here and one here. 784 00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:38,216 -[Alex] Ooh. Yeah! -[Babu] Okay, all right. 785 00:43:38,249 --> 00:43:39,250 Let's do this one nicely-- 786 00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:40,819 This is a husbandly pose for Sami. 787 00:43:40,852 --> 00:43:42,654 [Alex] There you go. One, two, three. 788 00:43:43,755 --> 00:43:44,956 Sami and his castle. 789 00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:46,725 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 790 00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:48,694 -No, no, no, no. -No, what? 791 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:51,697 I can't let Ruby and her father think that this is my castle. 792 00:43:51,730 --> 00:43:52,530 [Sami] I-- 793 00:43:53,298 --> 00:43:55,066 Yeah, I may be desperate and unsuccessful 794 00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:57,002 -but I am not a liar. -[Alex] Sami, relax. 795 00:43:57,035 --> 00:43:58,804 This is what we call "buying time". 796 00:43:59,104 --> 00:44:01,106 [stammers] You just send the photo to your girl, 797 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:03,174 Admiral Daddy, and by the time you can get married 798 00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:04,275 you'll have a place of your own. 799 00:44:05,510 --> 00:44:06,144 You know what the Americans say, "Fake it till you make it", 800 00:44:07,012 --> 00:44:08,714 Fake it till you make it, Sami 801 00:44:08,747 --> 00:44:09,915 -[Sami] No! No! -Come on. 802 00:44:09,948 --> 00:44:11,983 -[Alex] Come on, Sami. -No! No, no, no, no. 803 00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:34,272 * Precious store He's here too soon * 804 00:44:36,374 --> 00:44:40,879 * Crashing down Our favorite groove... * 805 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,049 Tacos, amigos, muchachos? 806 00:44:48,319 --> 00:44:50,055 Currently, there is one power source here 807 00:44:50,088 --> 00:44:51,823 in the back of the capacitor, but if we... 808 00:44:51,857 --> 00:44:53,992 ...right over here we have one side of the microwave 809 00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:55,426 at 0.33UF... 810 00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:57,162 ...so we change the radius here 811 00:44:57,195 --> 00:44:59,064 and put it more towards the back of the capacitor, 812 00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:00,431 we've now completed 813 00:45:00,465 --> 00:45:02,300 a more even distribution throughout the microwave. 814 00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:04,469 [microwave whirring and beeping] 815 00:45:07,839 --> 00:45:10,041 [singing] 816 00:45:11,509 --> 00:45:12,944 [Parag] It's like a radio. 817 00:45:13,912 --> 00:45:16,314 You need to adjust the wave amplifier. 818 00:45:20,018 --> 00:45:22,353 [Parag singing] 819 00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:26,825 That could help. That could really help! 820 00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:29,327 Yeah, I thought you were a gigolo? 821 00:45:29,795 --> 00:45:30,862 [Parag] I am a gigolo. 822 00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:32,497 Don't you tell anybody any different. 823 00:45:34,265 --> 00:45:36,434 [Kenneth] Come on, Sami, hombre. 824 00:45:36,467 --> 00:45:38,536 [clapping and cheering] 825 00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:40,338 [whispering] This is just like cricket. 826 00:45:40,371 --> 00:45:41,873 It's just like cricket. 827 00:45:43,374 --> 00:45:44,509 [grunts] 828 00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:49,447 [cheering] 829 00:45:55,821 --> 00:45:57,455 [shouting and cheering] 830 00:45:57,488 --> 00:45:59,490 [Kenneth] That's what I'm talking about, hombre! 831 00:46:00,191 --> 00:46:03,128 [cheering] 832 00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:09,467 [Kenneth] I'm telling you guys, it is the Cubs' year 833 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:10,902 and if it's not this year, it will-- 834 00:46:10,936 --> 00:46:11,937 Kenneth, before you go, 835 00:46:11,970 --> 00:46:13,271 I forgot to show you these. 836 00:46:13,304 --> 00:46:15,406 Uh, just some designs I have, but, uh.... 837 00:46:16,374 --> 00:46:18,243 Think of the right direction for the Baldwin Project. 838 00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:19,911 Uh, it's very interesting. 839 00:46:20,145 --> 00:46:21,479 And I'll definitely take a look at it 840 00:46:21,512 --> 00:46:23,281 and bumped it up to the big man if it works. 841 00:46:24,415 --> 00:46:26,985 -Great. -[Kenneth] Oh, hey, Sami? 842 00:46:28,053 --> 00:46:30,055 Feel like joining us at O'Malley's for some brews? 843 00:46:30,088 --> 00:46:32,790 Brewskies? Ah, does O'Malley's have tea? 844 00:46:33,591 --> 00:46:36,161 Yeah, I'm sure they do, I bet it's delicious. 845 00:46:36,194 --> 00:46:38,063 * ...we'll find a way 846 00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:43,534 * I can fill fill fill fill Fill this house of dreams * 847 00:46:44,169 --> 00:46:45,370 * I see... 848 00:46:46,271 --> 00:46:47,205 [Babu] Sami? 849 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,075 Sami? 850 00:46:52,944 --> 00:46:54,145 The dream has come true. 851 00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:57,382 [Sami laughing] 852 00:46:57,415 --> 00:46:58,816 Come, step onto my General Lee. 853 00:46:59,384 --> 00:47:01,286 Really nice, Babu, really nice. 854 00:47:02,053 --> 00:47:03,922 -Well? -What do you think? 855 00:47:04,389 --> 00:47:05,924 You've seen the exhaust pipe, right? 856 00:47:05,957 --> 00:47:07,558 Yeah, the dealer told me they'll impound the car 857 00:47:07,592 --> 00:47:10,395 if I can't get the smoke fixed but you can fix it, right, bhai? 858 00:47:10,428 --> 00:47:12,063 -Right? -Yeah sure, I'll take a look. 859 00:47:12,530 --> 00:47:14,499 I just have to work out some final details of my design. 860 00:47:14,933 --> 00:47:17,302 Kenneth finally took my last draft. I'm so close! 861 00:47:18,003 --> 00:47:19,537 Come with me for a joyous ride. 862 00:47:20,538 --> 00:47:21,539 It's Sunday. 863 00:47:22,140 --> 00:47:23,174 Maybe later, Babu. 864 00:47:24,976 --> 00:47:25,944 It's Sunday. 865 00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:32,951 [all snoring] 866 00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:35,453 -[Sami] No! -[all talking in sleep] 867 00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:40,191 * Build, build, build, build Build this house of dreams... * 868 00:47:48,533 --> 00:47:51,002 Sami, this telegram came for you earlier. 869 00:47:56,474 --> 00:47:57,442 Go ahead. 870 00:48:00,979 --> 00:48:03,314 "Dear Mr. Malik Received photos. Stop. 871 00:48:03,348 --> 00:48:05,050 Looking impressive. Stop 872 00:48:05,083 --> 00:48:07,485 Ruby and I fly to see you Saturday. Stop 873 00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:08,586 Nice castle. 874 00:48:10,055 --> 00:48:10,989 General Iqbal." 875 00:48:12,023 --> 00:48:13,959 [Rehan chuckling] I've never been to a castle. 876 00:48:15,060 --> 00:48:16,194 [gasps] 877 00:48:18,696 --> 00:48:20,431 Are you going to the castle? Can I come? 878 00:48:21,066 --> 00:48:22,100 Are there horses? 879 00:48:24,602 --> 00:48:25,503 Sami bhai! 880 00:48:27,973 --> 00:48:29,674 [Babu] What are you doing? Huh? 881 00:48:34,379 --> 00:48:36,547 You sent that photo of me to Ruby's father? 882 00:48:36,581 --> 00:48:39,117 [stammering] You left the address on the table 883 00:48:39,150 --> 00:48:41,252 -for Alex and I to send. -That's not why I left it there! 884 00:48:41,286 --> 00:48:42,720 Trying to help out a brother. 885 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,655 Well now, a brother's in trouble. 886 00:48:45,290 --> 00:48:47,625 Ruby is coming here. Yeah! 887 00:48:47,658 --> 00:48:49,160 She's expecting me to be an engineer 888 00:48:49,194 --> 00:48:50,395 and to have a castle! 889 00:48:51,562 --> 00:48:53,431 Sami bhai, Alex's castle can be yours someday. 890 00:48:53,464 --> 00:48:55,000 It's only a small pretend. 891 00:48:55,033 --> 00:48:56,634 This is, this is a big pretend! 892 00:49:00,038 --> 00:49:01,006 I'm not doing it. 893 00:49:03,541 --> 00:49:05,476 [whistling] 894 00:49:05,510 --> 00:49:07,745 Kenneth wants to work on these right way. Sound good? 895 00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:08,679 Okay, great. 896 00:49:24,595 --> 00:49:27,098 -These are my designs! -Okay. So? 897 00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:31,536 So? 898 00:49:33,204 --> 00:49:34,672 [Sami] Kenneth stole my designs! 899 00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:35,606 My ideas! 900 00:49:36,707 --> 00:49:38,143 This is my chance to get a permanent job around here. 901 00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:42,547 Man, nobody here is your friend, okay? 902 00:49:42,813 --> 00:49:44,582 Well, except for me, but... 903 00:49:45,716 --> 00:49:47,752 Did you really think they were your friends? 904 00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:50,488 [chuckling] Dude! 905 00:49:51,256 --> 00:49:52,623 [stammering] Listen to me. Look. 906 00:49:52,657 --> 00:49:54,592 Let's go out for a few hours 907 00:49:54,625 --> 00:49:56,127 and play some pong or something-- 908 00:49:56,161 --> 00:49:57,295 I'm going to fix this. 909 00:49:58,796 --> 00:50:01,799 Look. Kenneth is chief engineer. 910 00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:03,668 He's probably a future partner. 911 00:50:04,702 --> 00:50:06,504 You, are a draftsman. 912 00:50:07,305 --> 00:50:09,474 You're not going to become engineer overnight. 913 00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:12,477 That's just... the lay of the land, my friend. 914 00:50:12,777 --> 00:50:14,545 Well, I'm not going to make the land lay. 915 00:50:15,713 --> 00:50:16,647 Lie. 916 00:50:24,255 --> 00:50:26,624 [telephone ringing] 917 00:50:29,127 --> 00:50:30,361 Hey, Linda. Thank God, it's Friday. 918 00:50:30,395 --> 00:50:33,231 [telephone continues to ring] 919 00:50:38,503 --> 00:50:40,438 -Taco guy! -Taco guy! 920 00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:45,243 Sami. Hombre. What's doing? 921 00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:47,745 I just received the designs you asked me to draft. 922 00:50:48,179 --> 00:50:49,114 Okay. 923 00:50:51,416 --> 00:50:52,750 So, you going to say something or explain? 924 00:50:54,819 --> 00:50:58,423 [laughing] Listen, man, we are in the middle of a meeting-- 925 00:50:58,456 --> 00:51:00,125 I worked on these designs for weeks. 926 00:51:00,525 --> 00:51:03,194 I've been over performing, learning about baseball terms 927 00:51:03,228 --> 00:51:04,362 going across town for your tacos, 928 00:51:04,862 --> 00:51:06,497 you could've at least given me credit. 929 00:51:06,531 --> 00:51:08,199 Credit? Ken, what is he talking about? 930 00:51:08,233 --> 00:51:09,667 It's just something he's drafting, it's nothing. 931 00:51:10,268 --> 00:51:11,169 It's everything. 932 00:51:13,171 --> 00:51:16,407 I need a promotion. And I know you want to become partner-- 933 00:51:16,441 --> 00:51:18,109 Hey, I don't need you, to be partner. 934 00:51:18,143 --> 00:51:19,577 What did you not give him credit for? 935 00:51:19,610 --> 00:51:20,678 I gave him credit! 936 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:25,150 I told the big man where all the ideas came from. 937 00:51:25,716 --> 00:51:28,219 I gave you credit. I was gonna tell ya. 938 00:51:28,253 --> 00:51:31,122 He said you were king for the day. 939 00:51:31,689 --> 00:51:34,091 And that was Wednesday of last week, but hey. [chuckling] 940 00:51:34,392 --> 00:51:35,293 Washington's birthday 941 00:51:36,261 --> 00:51:37,228 always ends up on a Monday somehow, right? 942 00:51:37,262 --> 00:51:38,196 [sniggering] 943 00:51:40,198 --> 00:51:41,466 Hey, kid... 944 00:51:42,267 --> 00:51:44,469 sometimes it's a "dog eat dog world" around here, 945 00:51:44,502 --> 00:51:45,470 and sometimes 946 00:51:45,503 --> 00:51:47,138 it just works out this way. 947 00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:48,539 That was a good design, 948 00:51:49,674 --> 00:51:51,376 even though I think it's probably still gonna explode. 949 00:51:51,409 --> 00:51:52,843 No, there's a few bugs in it 950 00:51:52,877 --> 00:51:54,579 but I don' think it's going to explode. 951 00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:57,215 Even then, you got what you're gonna get. 952 00:51:57,615 --> 00:52:01,152 The boss wants engineers to finish it. 953 00:52:05,323 --> 00:52:06,557 It just doesn't sound right, man. 954 00:52:06,591 --> 00:52:08,826 You need to be upfront with her, let her know where you're at. 955 00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:10,728 [Sami] I am desperate now, Alex. 956 00:52:10,928 --> 00:52:13,331 Can't you feel my suppression, oppression, depression? 957 00:52:13,731 --> 00:52:14,865 [sighs] Kind of. 958 00:52:14,899 --> 00:52:16,834 As of right now, Ruby and her father 959 00:52:16,867 --> 00:52:17,802 are touring America 960 00:52:17,835 --> 00:52:20,271 deciding who will marry the love of my life. 961 00:52:20,305 --> 00:52:21,739 -[fly zipping up] -Please, Alex. 962 00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:24,709 Please is when you ask for more cookies, okay? 963 00:52:24,742 --> 00:52:27,712 Please isn't "can I steal your parents house for an evening 964 00:52:27,745 --> 00:52:29,680 so a scary General from the Indian army 965 00:52:29,714 --> 00:52:31,282 will me marry his daughter, I mean." 966 00:52:31,749 --> 00:52:34,752 Not steal, borrow. Can we say borrow? 967 00:52:34,785 --> 00:52:38,223 Alex, you've seen my roommates, you've met my roommates. 968 00:52:39,557 --> 00:52:42,593 You are the only person who can help me. I need you. 969 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:50,601 Let's do it! 970 00:52:53,304 --> 00:52:54,305 Okay, let's go. 971 00:52:54,339 --> 00:52:58,576 [snoring] 972 00:53:16,727 --> 00:53:18,296 If you begin to doubt your reach, 973 00:53:18,729 --> 00:53:20,631 remember the tiger can jump 20 feet. 974 00:53:40,385 --> 00:53:41,852 You don't get out through the door! 975 00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:46,391 -[Alex] Why'd you bring them? -This is my tiger. 976 00:53:46,424 --> 00:53:47,792 Trust me, they'll want to see it. 977 00:53:47,825 --> 00:53:48,726 Well... 978 00:53:49,794 --> 00:53:50,895 my folks are at the Engineers' Dinner Club tonight 979 00:53:50,928 --> 00:53:53,431 so we've got this place to ourselves for a few hours. 980 00:53:54,399 --> 00:53:55,500 Let's quickly transform the house, 981 00:53:56,634 --> 00:53:57,302 make it look like a successful Indian man lives here, 982 00:53:57,335 --> 00:53:58,603 and impress the scary General. 983 00:53:59,870 --> 00:54:00,905 In Three's Compan they did this all in 30 minutes. 984 00:54:06,611 --> 00:54:08,513 [Babu] It doesn't smell like an Indian man lives here. 985 00:54:09,647 --> 00:54:10,981 * Rolling thunder 986 00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:14,485 * Going on down the coast 987 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:20,691 * I wanna live a little Before I'm toast * 988 00:54:23,794 --> 00:54:25,496 * I can't stay here 989 00:54:26,397 --> 00:54:28,633 * I'm already gone 990 00:54:30,635 --> 00:54:34,872 * Sound of an engine Like a victory song * 991 00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:39,977 * People say you're crazy 992 00:54:40,411 --> 00:54:43,314 * If you stray Too far from home * 993 00:54:45,383 --> 00:54:49,820 * Small town talk Is just leaving me cold * 994 00:54:51,055 --> 00:54:53,824 * I'm gonna find my goal... 995 00:54:54,525 --> 00:54:56,026 Wow, I would marry you right now 996 00:54:56,060 --> 00:54:58,529 if I wasn't already betrothed to Mary Tyler Moore. [laughing] 997 00:54:58,563 --> 00:55:00,331 -Thank you. -[doorbell rings] 998 00:55:00,631 --> 00:55:02,500 Okay, they're here! Um, who are you? 999 00:55:02,533 --> 00:55:03,934 I'm Babu, this is Alex, I think you already-- 1000 00:55:03,968 --> 00:55:05,503 No, no, no, no, in this situation. 1001 00:55:05,536 --> 00:55:07,538 Oh. Um, well of course, I'm your personal chef. 1002 00:55:07,572 --> 00:55:08,339 Perfect. You? 1003 00:55:08,373 --> 00:55:09,607 -He's the butler. -[Alex] What? 1004 00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:10,575 You have a problem with being 1005 00:55:10,608 --> 00:55:12,410 -a brown man's butler? -No, it's not that-- 1006 00:55:12,443 --> 00:55:13,944 You open the door, you go to the living room, 1007 00:55:13,978 --> 00:55:15,413 I'm going to the kitchen. 1008 00:55:15,446 --> 00:55:17,948 * We're gonna Make it after all * 1009 00:55:17,982 --> 00:55:19,550 [doorbell rings] 1010 00:55:20,084 --> 00:55:21,419 Ah, really, Babu? 1011 00:55:25,623 --> 00:55:27,425 [muttering to himself] 1012 00:55:36,934 --> 00:55:38,836 [exhales] 1013 00:55:38,869 --> 00:55:40,438 [Alex clearing his throat] 1014 00:55:42,607 --> 00:55:43,541 Sir! 1015 00:55:53,818 --> 00:55:55,119 Why is it so dark in here? 1016 00:55:56,454 --> 00:55:58,789 Yes. Uh, Alex, can you find the light? 1017 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:01,025 I mean, get the light, my butler. 1018 00:56:01,492 --> 00:56:02,593 [Alex] Yes, of course. 1019 00:56:08,933 --> 00:56:10,401 -Sami. -Ruby. 1020 00:56:12,537 --> 00:56:13,604 -[Sami] Hi. -Hi. [giggles] 1021 00:56:15,473 --> 00:56:16,607 How are your travels? 1022 00:56:17,007 --> 00:56:21,446 Good. Really good. It's... Good to see you. 1023 00:56:23,013 --> 00:56:23,914 Good. 1024 00:56:26,684 --> 00:56:27,785 -You must-- -[feet stamping] 1025 00:56:28,886 --> 00:56:29,820 You are so annoying. 1026 00:56:33,924 --> 00:56:34,859 Dazzle me. 1027 00:56:39,930 --> 00:56:42,600 Alex... Prepare to dazzle. 1028 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,135 [Sami sighing] It's nothing really. 1029 00:56:45,703 --> 00:56:48,005 Just the humble abode of a successful engineer. 1030 00:56:48,038 --> 00:56:50,675 Hmm. But you've barely been here a month? 1031 00:56:51,008 --> 00:56:52,176 [Sami] Things happen quickly here. 1032 00:56:52,209 --> 00:56:53,844 Especially if you put your mind to it. 1033 00:56:53,878 --> 00:56:55,846 You certainly seem to have put yours to it. 1034 00:56:58,048 --> 00:56:59,884 Was it you who slued this beast? 1035 00:57:00,518 --> 00:57:01,652 Well, no. Yes. 1036 00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:03,754 I found him prowling in the backyard. 1037 00:57:03,788 --> 00:57:04,989 There's bears in Chicago? 1038 00:57:05,022 --> 00:57:06,691 There's a few stragglers here and there. 1039 00:57:07,057 --> 00:57:08,092 From Canada. 1040 00:57:09,093 --> 00:57:11,562 The butler should only speak when spoken to. 1041 00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:27,678 -Is this glass for alcohol? -[Sami] No-- Alcohol? 1042 00:57:27,712 --> 00:57:30,881 Tiny glasses for tiny milk and tiny cookies and such. 1043 00:57:30,915 --> 00:57:31,882 Collectors' item, yeah. 1044 00:57:32,817 --> 00:57:35,252 Everything for everything. Only in America. 1045 00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:36,220 [Sami laughing] 1046 00:57:37,187 --> 00:57:39,056 "Pour me another glass. You're still ugly." 1047 00:57:39,289 --> 00:57:41,526 Alex, I think it's time to see what the chef is up to. 1048 00:57:41,859 --> 00:57:44,228 Of course, Your Lordship. Right this way, General. 1049 00:57:51,602 --> 00:57:53,470 That's a lot of milk you've got there. 1050 00:57:54,204 --> 00:57:56,707 Yeah, it's... to make sure I have strong bones. 1051 00:57:58,242 --> 00:57:59,977 I feel like we haven't had a chance to talk. 1052 00:58:00,010 --> 00:58:02,212 [sighing] I know, I'm sorry. [stammering] I've been... 1053 00:58:02,813 --> 00:58:05,015 really trying to make sure your father felt comfortable... 1054 00:58:05,049 --> 00:58:06,183 And you know, at work I'm... 1055 00:58:06,216 --> 00:58:09,086 I'm leading this big project where we're trying to take 1056 00:58:09,119 --> 00:58:11,689 a microwave and reduce the radiation waves.... 1057 00:58:16,927 --> 00:58:18,495 You look beautiful, as always. 1058 00:58:20,698 --> 00:58:21,599 Thanks. 1059 00:58:22,933 --> 00:58:24,268 You look, uh... 1060 00:58:25,770 --> 00:58:26,704 Different. 1061 00:58:29,940 --> 00:58:32,509 Um... I need to show you something. 1062 00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:35,279 Come. 1063 00:58:35,312 --> 00:58:36,280 [beeping] 1064 00:58:36,313 --> 00:58:38,515 [microwave whirring] 1065 00:58:45,790 --> 00:58:46,724 [microwave tings] 1066 00:58:49,660 --> 00:58:51,028 [Sami] Sir, this is not a new invention 1067 00:58:51,061 --> 00:58:52,897 but this particular design is mine. 1068 00:58:56,701 --> 00:58:58,235 These samosas are delicious. 1069 00:58:59,870 --> 00:59:02,072 And your contraption has heated them perfectly. 1070 00:59:02,106 --> 00:59:03,941 Our boss is a top class engineer. 1071 00:59:04,742 --> 00:59:07,177 [General Iqbal] I have no doubt, like you're a top class cook? 1072 00:59:08,078 --> 00:59:10,648 General, would you mind if I took Ruby upstairs 1073 00:59:10,948 --> 00:59:12,650 to talk for a few minutes? 1074 00:59:14,251 --> 00:59:15,686 You have my permission to woo her. 1075 00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:16,887 Papa. 1076 00:59:17,955 --> 00:59:19,223 But you know, Sami beta, 1077 00:59:20,825 --> 00:59:22,760 on military training exercises 1078 00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:25,229 we do not use live ammunition. 1079 00:59:27,197 --> 00:59:28,298 You catch my float? 1080 00:59:29,399 --> 00:59:31,969 Yes, sir, of course. Ruby? 1081 00:59:33,704 --> 00:59:35,239 You have my permission to woo me. 1082 00:59:42,312 --> 00:59:43,213 Good. 1083 00:59:44,448 --> 00:59:46,216 Now I can question these men about their military history. 1084 00:59:47,151 --> 00:59:48,352 Do you know General Lee? 1085 00:59:49,186 --> 00:59:50,287 Which brigade? 1086 00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:52,156 Dukes, the Hazzards of. 1087 00:59:57,061 --> 00:59:58,929 -[Sami] Okay, keep walking. -[Ruby giggling] Okay. 1088 00:59:58,963 --> 01:00:00,965 -[Sami] Forward. Keep going. -[Ruby] Okay. 1089 01:00:01,298 --> 01:00:02,800 [Sami] Right there, stop. Now turn around. 1090 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,635 -Grass. [chuckling] -Okay. 1091 01:00:05,002 --> 01:00:05,936 Now lay down. 1092 01:00:06,837 --> 01:00:07,872 Okay. 1093 01:00:08,172 --> 01:00:09,840 What is going on here? 1094 01:00:09,874 --> 01:00:11,175 -Just trust me. -Okay. 1095 01:00:12,677 --> 01:00:14,244 -[Sami] Keep your eyes closed. -Okay. 1096 01:00:15,045 --> 01:00:15,980 [Sami] Okay. 1097 01:00:17,682 --> 01:00:20,084 * ...Everything's so clear to me... * 1098 01:00:21,185 --> 01:00:22,152 Open your eyes. 1099 01:00:23,387 --> 01:00:26,757 * Since my heart Has taught me how to sing... * 1100 01:00:29,293 --> 01:00:30,928 [Ruby] The Indian night sky. 1101 01:00:34,699 --> 01:00:35,800 It's so beautiful. 1102 01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:39,369 * And the flowers Are in bloom tonight... * 1103 01:00:40,004 --> 01:00:41,038 [Ruby] Taurus. 1104 01:00:42,372 --> 01:00:43,373 Gemini. 1105 01:00:45,309 --> 01:00:46,276 Aquarius. 1106 01:00:47,444 --> 01:00:50,247 -[Ruby] Hmmm. -[both laughing] 1107 01:00:53,317 --> 01:00:56,754 * I'm looking Into the face of love * 1108 01:00:58,488 --> 01:01:01,759 * Love's looking back at me... 1109 01:01:01,792 --> 01:01:03,127 Ruby, I have to tell you something. 1110 01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:06,063 Hmm? 1111 01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:10,067 I need to tell you the truth. 1112 01:01:11,468 --> 01:01:13,704 It's okay, I know. 1113 01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:17,975 You know? 1114 01:01:18,442 --> 01:01:19,710 [laughing] Yes. 1115 01:01:20,778 --> 01:01:23,280 Why else would a brand new moped keep breaking down 1116 01:01:23,313 --> 01:01:25,783 and all of a sudden be magically repaired again? 1117 01:01:27,417 --> 01:01:29,754 -[chuckles] Your moped? -[Ruby giggling] 1118 01:01:31,088 --> 01:01:32,056 Yes, right. 1119 01:01:36,326 --> 01:01:38,062 I miss our little trips. 1120 01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:43,433 [Sami sighing] 1121 01:01:44,434 --> 01:01:45,736 I miss you, Sami. 1122 01:01:49,139 --> 01:01:51,041 I wish we didn't have to share our adventures 1123 01:01:51,075 --> 01:01:52,142 over the telephone. 1124 01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:56,981 * Since my heart Has taught me how to sing... * 1125 01:01:57,481 --> 01:01:59,216 Yeah, it's much better like this. 1126 01:01:59,850 --> 01:02:02,419 * A little bird Has taken flight... * 1127 01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:05,355 [Babu] You-hoo, dinner is served. 1128 01:02:06,256 --> 01:02:08,125 [groaning in frustration] Babu. 1129 01:02:08,826 --> 01:02:10,227 Do we have to? 1130 01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:11,762 -We have to. -Really? 1131 01:02:12,029 --> 01:02:14,164 -Ah, ten more seconds. -[whispering] Okay. 1132 01:02:16,466 --> 01:02:17,768 [Sami sighing happily] 1133 01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:22,372 [General Iqbal] Oh, no, no, no, that's enough for me. 1134 01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:24,208 I need to leave room for the sweet dish. 1135 01:02:25,309 --> 01:02:26,276 Are you jiving me, partner? 1136 01:02:27,011 --> 01:02:30,147 [Babu] Uh, no, no. Uh, partner is cowboy talk. 1137 01:02:30,180 --> 01:02:31,548 Uh, cowboys in America do not jive-- 1138 01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:32,416 I really think-- 1139 01:02:32,449 --> 01:02:34,084 [General Iqbal] No, no, leave him, Sami. 1140 01:02:34,985 --> 01:02:37,054 Unlike your butler, your chef... 1141 01:02:38,155 --> 01:02:41,058 is a good man. He's as good a man as I now see you are. 1142 01:02:42,026 --> 01:02:43,193 To tell you the truth... 1143 01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:46,196 I did not think you had the success in you. 1144 01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:46,997 [Ruby] Papa! 1145 01:02:47,031 --> 01:02:48,365 [General Iqbal] I'm being honest. 1146 01:02:49,499 --> 01:02:50,968 When the village pooled money to send him to America, 1147 01:02:51,201 --> 01:02:52,336 I refused to donate. 1148 01:02:53,537 --> 01:02:57,074 And now I see I've missed out on... a great investment. 1149 01:02:58,308 --> 01:02:59,376 This house, 1150 01:03:00,044 --> 01:03:01,045 your career... 1151 01:03:02,279 --> 01:03:05,215 Sami... Now you are a man. 1152 01:03:07,284 --> 01:03:09,019 I thought you will be washing dishes. 1153 01:03:09,987 --> 01:03:11,055 But now look at you. 1154 01:03:12,489 --> 01:03:14,258 They often say that, uh... 1155 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:16,226 "Greatness skips a generation." 1156 01:03:18,328 --> 01:03:20,097 But you are an exception to the rule. 1157 01:03:24,434 --> 01:03:26,436 Sami, you are just like your father. 1158 01:03:27,271 --> 01:03:28,572 He would be so proud of you. 1159 01:03:42,119 --> 01:03:44,588 A tiger's son is always born with stripes. 1160 01:03:46,023 --> 01:03:47,457 [Azeem] You'll make me proud, my son. 1161 01:03:51,028 --> 01:03:52,897 I think this moment calls for a little honesty. 1162 01:03:59,369 --> 01:04:00,404 [Sami sighing] 1163 01:04:02,039 --> 01:04:03,273 General Iqbal... 1164 01:04:03,307 --> 01:04:04,208 Ruby. 1165 01:04:05,943 --> 01:04:08,078 -This is not my house. -Oh, dear. 1166 01:04:08,112 --> 01:04:09,413 This is his house. 1167 01:04:09,446 --> 01:04:11,048 [Babu gasps] 1168 01:04:11,081 --> 01:04:12,349 The butler? 1169 01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:14,284 I don't own a house. 1170 01:04:14,318 --> 01:04:16,520 I share a small apartment with 13 roommates, 1171 01:04:16,553 --> 01:04:18,655 sometimes more if their aunts and uncles are coming to visit. 1172 01:04:18,688 --> 01:04:20,190 You mean you've been lying to us? 1173 01:04:22,426 --> 01:04:24,261 I'll just go reheat the chicken. 1174 01:04:25,529 --> 01:04:27,397 This is all an... [laughing] act? 1175 01:04:28,398 --> 01:04:29,466 I don't have a permanent job. 1176 01:04:30,534 --> 01:04:32,169 I'm a temporary draftsman at his father's company. 1177 01:04:33,670 --> 01:04:35,372 The butler's father has a company? 1178 01:04:35,405 --> 01:04:36,506 [Ruby] Sami... 1179 01:04:37,942 --> 01:04:39,009 [sneers] 1180 01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:41,245 You left India... 1181 01:04:41,511 --> 01:04:42,579 You left me. 1182 01:04:43,647 --> 01:04:44,915 [Ruby] To do this? 1183 01:04:47,017 --> 01:04:48,385 [Sami] I needed to buy time. 1184 01:04:50,554 --> 01:04:52,022 And I needed to impress your father. 1185 01:04:52,289 --> 01:04:53,657 Until all of this becomes real. 1186 01:04:55,159 --> 01:04:57,027 But it's me who you're marrying, Sami. 1187 01:04:57,394 --> 01:04:58,595 Not my father. 1188 01:04:59,363 --> 01:05:01,198 And the one thing I wanted in a husband 1189 01:05:01,231 --> 01:05:03,467 was someone who I could share the same values with. 1190 01:05:05,169 --> 01:05:08,338 I wanted to become a man of prestige, and honor... 1191 01:05:10,975 --> 01:05:12,042 That's what you deserve. 1192 01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:16,446 But all I needed was my best friend back, Sami. 1193 01:05:18,748 --> 01:05:20,317 I just wanted you to be you. 1194 01:05:22,619 --> 01:05:23,920 The Sami that... 1195 01:05:25,222 --> 01:05:26,390 that I know. 1196 01:05:32,229 --> 01:05:33,297 [Ruby sighing] 1197 01:05:34,098 --> 01:05:36,266 Come on, Papa... let's go. 1198 01:05:38,235 --> 01:05:40,670 [General Iqbal] Your father would be so ashamed of you. 1199 01:05:41,305 --> 01:05:42,272 [Sami] Ruby, please? 1200 01:05:43,073 --> 01:05:44,008 Okay, Ruby! 1201 01:05:45,042 --> 01:05:47,277 [chattering and laughing] 1202 01:05:47,311 --> 01:05:48,945 [Sami] Ruby, please, try to understand! 1203 01:05:51,015 --> 01:05:52,182 What's happening? 1204 01:05:54,484 --> 01:05:56,020 You guys are back early. 1205 01:05:56,053 --> 01:05:59,623 Alex, who are these people and... what is that smell? 1206 01:05:59,656 --> 01:06:00,457 Say hey, Sami. 1207 01:06:01,625 --> 01:06:03,393 -You know this man? -He's a draftsman. 1208 01:06:04,728 --> 01:06:07,531 -[Kenneth] From the basement. -An employee, in my house? 1209 01:06:12,736 --> 01:06:14,471 -Goodbye, Sami. -No, Ruby-- 1210 01:06:15,505 --> 01:06:17,441 -[sound of explosion] -What the hell was that? 1211 01:06:17,474 --> 01:06:18,675 [Babu] It's okay. 1212 01:06:19,376 --> 01:06:21,245 -I mean, not really. -[Alex stammers] 1213 01:06:21,278 --> 01:06:23,047 Look, we, we're just having a dinner party, 1214 01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:24,081 it's no big deal. 1215 01:06:25,649 --> 01:06:27,684 [Mrs. Womack] Uncle Tommy and Aunt Agatha! 1216 01:06:29,253 --> 01:06:31,088 Uncle Tommy and Aunt Agatha turned brown. 1217 01:06:31,455 --> 01:06:32,489 Nobody move. 1218 01:06:33,757 --> 01:06:34,791 [Mrs. Womack] I don't feel safe. 1219 01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:37,094 -Sir, I can explain. -[Mr. Womack] Stop talking. 1220 01:06:37,661 --> 01:06:40,130 Operator, yes, I'd like to report intruders. 1221 01:06:40,530 --> 01:06:42,032 [Alex] Whoa! Dad, what are you doing? 1222 01:06:42,599 --> 01:06:44,468 We're going to have a sincere conversation 1223 01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:46,703 about your choice in friends 1224 01:06:46,736 --> 01:06:48,272 and life and work! 1225 01:06:49,139 --> 01:06:50,240 No, not you, operator. 1226 01:06:55,612 --> 01:06:56,680 [Babu sighing] 1227 01:06:57,147 --> 01:06:58,182 It went ding. 1228 01:06:59,849 --> 01:07:01,218 And then it went boom. 1229 01:07:02,319 --> 01:07:03,653 [Kenneth] Hate to say I told you so, Sami, but.... 1230 01:07:04,654 --> 01:07:06,090 [blows lips] 1231 01:07:11,561 --> 01:07:13,097 Do-- do you have a corner piece? 1232 01:07:13,830 --> 01:07:16,066 -Right here. -Thank you. 1233 01:07:21,805 --> 01:07:23,807 It's been hours, and Babu's still detained. 1234 01:07:26,476 --> 01:07:28,445 That is not good on perspired visa. 1235 01:07:40,424 --> 01:07:46,330 [microwave whirring and beeping] 1236 01:07:55,605 --> 01:07:57,107 [Sandy] Mr. Molluck. 1237 01:07:58,275 --> 01:08:00,710 You are now officially on double probation. 1238 01:08:01,878 --> 01:08:03,113 There is double probation? 1239 01:08:04,181 --> 01:08:05,815 I have been informed you committed an infraction 1240 01:08:05,849 --> 01:08:08,285 on our CEO's private property. 1241 01:08:08,652 --> 01:08:09,686 Luckily for you, 1242 01:08:09,719 --> 01:08:11,388 Mr. Womack's son pleaded your case. 1243 01:08:11,655 --> 01:08:14,558 There are certain ways of doing things here, Mr. Mollick. 1244 01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:16,426 If you want your temporary position 1245 01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:17,561 to become something more... 1246 01:08:18,462 --> 01:08:19,529 I suggest you learn them. 1247 01:08:21,465 --> 01:08:22,866 Can you tell me, where is Alex now? 1248 01:08:32,776 --> 01:08:35,579 [Sami sighing] Have you seen my butler around here? 1249 01:08:36,180 --> 01:08:38,515 Hey, it's the man who speaks with microwaves. 1250 01:08:39,816 --> 01:08:41,685 -So you got transferred, huh? -Yeah. 1251 01:08:41,918 --> 01:08:43,787 My dad had a big talking with me and... 1252 01:08:44,754 --> 01:08:47,123 uh, he put me on the corporate track and... 1253 01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:49,826 eventually I'll become leader of this empire. 1254 01:08:53,297 --> 01:08:54,564 Thank you for saving my job. 1255 01:08:55,332 --> 01:08:59,603 Sure. And... no offense, friend, but, uh... 1256 01:09:00,570 --> 01:09:02,439 I think we both need to chill. 1257 01:09:03,340 --> 01:09:04,741 Alone. For a bit. 1258 01:09:06,776 --> 01:09:08,178 Right. I understand. 1259 01:09:12,349 --> 01:09:14,150 Have you heard from Ruby at all? 1260 01:09:16,886 --> 01:09:17,921 I can't get hold of her. 1261 01:09:18,888 --> 01:09:19,923 She's going to California. 1262 01:09:19,956 --> 01:09:21,791 Probably going to find a man who's a real person. 1263 01:09:24,228 --> 01:09:26,563 Well... can't always get what you want. 1264 01:09:28,965 --> 01:09:30,334 A little pointed, but true. 1265 01:09:31,935 --> 01:09:34,371 It's a song. Rolling Stones? 1266 01:09:37,241 --> 01:09:38,508 Well, the Stones speak the truth. 1267 01:09:57,861 --> 01:09:58,828 [door opens] 1268 01:09:58,862 --> 01:10:02,198 Babu! Hey, are you okay? 1269 01:10:03,267 --> 01:10:04,234 What happened? 1270 01:10:05,969 --> 01:10:06,936 [Babu sighs] 1271 01:10:09,673 --> 01:10:10,874 [Sami sighs] 1272 01:10:12,509 --> 01:10:13,643 I'm sorry, Babu. 1273 01:10:17,914 --> 01:10:19,416 I miss my valet shift. 1274 01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:22,586 The country club has asked me to go away. 1275 01:10:24,788 --> 01:10:25,722 That is wrong. 1276 01:10:26,656 --> 01:10:27,491 That is so wrong. 1277 01:10:31,528 --> 01:10:32,996 I'm probably going to be fired myself. 1278 01:10:34,298 --> 01:10:35,465 Land of opportunity. 1279 01:10:36,533 --> 01:10:37,667 You can do anything if you put your mind to it. 1280 01:10:38,502 --> 01:10:39,636 That's a load of crap. 1281 01:10:46,476 --> 01:10:48,345 I'm sorry, Babu. [sighs] 1282 01:10:48,378 --> 01:10:50,414 I didn't mean that. I know you have the General Lee. 1283 01:10:50,447 --> 01:10:51,481 It's a majestic car. 1284 01:10:52,716 --> 01:10:53,983 [Babu] He is impounded. 1285 01:10:54,418 --> 01:10:55,218 In one week... 1286 01:10:55,785 --> 01:10:57,721 he'll be crushed into tiny little pieces. 1287 01:11:00,524 --> 01:11:01,791 They will not extend my visa. 1288 01:11:02,692 --> 01:11:03,893 I will have to go back. 1289 01:11:06,796 --> 01:11:08,998 I will never be able to find another job here. 1290 01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:11,668 You can't fly away, Babu. 1291 01:11:12,669 --> 01:11:14,838 If anyone deserves to be here, you do. 1292 01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:18,375 Do you know what I told you about the street sweeper? 1293 01:11:18,408 --> 01:11:20,043 In America even the street sweeper has a car. 1294 01:11:20,777 --> 01:11:21,878 [Babu] It's more than that. 1295 01:11:22,646 --> 01:11:23,980 In restaurants here... 1296 01:11:25,582 --> 01:11:26,783 they call you a hombre. 1297 01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:29,586 Nobody comes and steals your food. 1298 01:11:31,388 --> 01:11:33,823 And they queue up in lines here, even when they drive. 1299 01:11:34,424 --> 01:11:36,360 And it doesn't matter how little you make... 1300 01:11:37,694 --> 01:11:39,496 they still smile at you on the streets. 1301 01:11:44,434 --> 01:11:45,602 But still I have to leave. 1302 01:11:46,936 --> 01:11:48,772 [sighing and whispering] I'm so sorry, Babu. 1303 01:12:02,018 --> 01:12:03,086 You know what, Sami? 1304 01:12:05,789 --> 01:12:06,856 Ruby is right for you. 1305 01:12:08,124 --> 01:12:09,325 You know how I know that? 1306 01:12:11,495 --> 01:12:12,396 How? 1307 01:12:13,563 --> 01:12:15,098 Because even though she goes to a top British school... 1308 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:18,402 she still wears little braids in her hair. 1309 01:12:19,068 --> 01:12:21,705 Arrogant girls don't wear little braids in their hair. 1310 01:12:21,971 --> 01:12:23,373 [laughing] 1311 01:12:29,813 --> 01:12:30,914 [sighing] 1312 01:12:31,615 --> 01:12:32,516 So, I suppose this is when 1313 01:12:32,549 --> 01:12:34,484 I should see the best in something, huh? 1314 01:12:35,652 --> 01:12:36,753 Always to be patient. 1315 01:12:46,162 --> 01:12:47,431 No, Sami bhai... 1316 01:12:48,698 --> 01:12:49,999 today we just be sad. 1317 01:13:17,561 --> 01:13:18,962 [Sami] Babu! Come quickly. 1318 01:13:18,995 --> 01:13:20,830 [Babu] I cannot, I am still being sad. 1319 01:13:21,097 --> 01:13:22,065 [Sami] Come with me. 1320 01:13:22,999 --> 01:13:24,100 -I have to show you something. -My boots! 1321 01:13:27,604 --> 01:13:29,639 * This is my destiny 1322 01:13:30,507 --> 01:13:32,442 * My true reality... 1323 01:13:32,476 --> 01:13:33,176 Look. 1324 01:13:38,948 --> 01:13:40,850 [Sami] The great mythical street sweeper. 1325 01:13:42,151 --> 01:13:43,086 He lives. 1326 01:13:44,187 --> 01:13:45,154 He drives. 1327 01:13:46,956 --> 01:13:47,857 A Dodge Colt. 1328 01:13:48,792 --> 01:13:50,760 [Sami] But... Ah, it's still something. 1329 01:13:50,794 --> 01:13:52,696 [car engine starts] 1330 01:13:53,096 --> 01:13:54,698 It is something. 1331 01:13:57,266 --> 01:13:59,736 [telephone calling tone] 1332 01:14:00,103 --> 01:14:01,070 [Huma] Hello? 1333 01:14:01,805 --> 01:14:02,739 Hello, ammi. 1334 01:14:03,740 --> 01:14:04,741 [Huma] Hello, beta. 1335 01:14:05,141 --> 01:14:06,075 How are you? 1336 01:14:06,943 --> 01:14:08,545 Listen, I have to tell you something. 1337 01:14:09,045 --> 01:14:09,946 I know everything. 1338 01:14:11,748 --> 01:14:12,682 You do? 1339 01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:14,217 Ruby told her mother. 1340 01:14:14,651 --> 01:14:16,085 And she told her cousin's sister. 1341 01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:18,722 And she told her brother's wife's aunty, 1342 01:14:19,022 --> 01:14:23,226 and the brother's wife's aunty told Mrs. Banjera, who told me. 1343 01:14:25,729 --> 01:14:26,630 I'm sorry, ammi. 1344 01:14:27,564 --> 01:14:28,798 I let you down. 1345 01:14:29,666 --> 01:14:30,967 [Sami] I let the village down. 1346 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,502 I let Ruby down, everyone really. 1347 01:14:33,837 --> 01:14:35,271 I had this great tiger hunter for a father 1348 01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:36,873 and this is what he gets for a son. 1349 01:14:37,073 --> 01:14:37,974 [Huma] Oh, Sami. 1350 01:14:38,908 --> 01:14:41,477 Your father only ever killed one tiger. 1351 01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:43,212 What? 1352 01:14:44,113 --> 01:14:46,182 That's it. One tiger. 1353 01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:51,154 But, everyone remembers him as the great tiger hunter. 1354 01:14:51,788 --> 01:14:52,889 [Huma] He was. 1355 01:14:52,922 --> 01:14:56,526 He shot that one tiger that helped protect his village. 1356 01:14:57,226 --> 01:14:58,962 But everyone kept calling him this... 1357 01:14:59,963 --> 01:15:02,265 because he was always a hero for them, 1358 01:15:02,732 --> 01:15:04,167 always around for them. 1359 01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:06,636 Besides, not many people had a gun. 1360 01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:11,608 I wanted to be great. 1361 01:15:13,276 --> 01:15:14,811 I wanted to be just like him. 1362 01:15:15,712 --> 01:15:17,781 But, you already were like him, 1363 01:15:18,247 --> 01:15:19,215 remember? 1364 01:15:20,449 --> 01:15:21,818 [Huma] Even when you were here in the repair shop... 1365 01:15:22,852 --> 01:15:24,754 I see your father in you, Sami. 1366 01:15:25,154 --> 01:15:26,089 [Huma] You know? 1367 01:15:27,090 --> 01:15:29,258 Both of you had a different idea of greatness. 1368 01:15:30,059 --> 01:15:31,861 Do you think the villagers loved him 1369 01:15:31,895 --> 01:15:33,062 when he was hidden in the jungle? 1370 01:15:34,130 --> 01:15:36,700 Or when he was dancing with them in the streets? 1371 01:16:04,628 --> 01:16:07,964 Grandma... is this a time for crying or for dancing? 1372 01:16:09,065 --> 01:16:10,033 -Dancing? -Oh... 1373 01:16:10,066 --> 01:16:11,267 Show them your moves, come on. 1374 01:16:13,937 --> 01:16:17,807 [villagers laughing] 1375 01:16:17,841 --> 01:16:19,809 Your father is amazing. 1376 01:16:25,815 --> 01:16:27,684 [Azeem] Whatever you do in life, remember this. 1377 01:16:28,952 --> 01:16:31,120 The success comes not from what you hunt... 1378 01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:34,057 but who you hunt with. 1379 01:16:39,896 --> 01:16:45,368 [microwave whirring] 1380 01:16:49,038 --> 01:16:50,006 I've gather you here, 1381 01:16:50,039 --> 01:16:52,008 in the privacy of this very small dining area, 1382 01:16:52,041 --> 01:16:53,643 'cause I have come to realize... 1383 01:16:55,144 --> 01:16:56,713 that there's tremendous potential, 1384 01:16:56,980 --> 01:16:58,081 right here in this room. 1385 01:17:00,817 --> 01:17:01,751 Gentlemen, 1386 01:17:02,819 --> 01:17:03,820 it is time to put our collective heads together 1387 01:17:04,888 --> 01:17:06,890 and create a microwave that cooks food perfectly, 1388 01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:09,025 and somehow does not explode. 1389 01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:12,662 Are you up for the task? 1390 01:17:14,230 --> 01:17:15,832 -Let's do this boys. -Yeah. 1391 01:17:15,865 --> 01:17:17,233 [all] Okay. 1392 01:17:17,266 --> 01:17:18,935 That's right! Let's begin. 1393 01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:20,937 [all chattering] 1394 01:17:23,139 --> 01:17:24,808 It is not possible, we need to increase 1395 01:17:24,841 --> 01:17:26,943 the microwave energy to produce more heat. 1396 01:17:27,210 --> 01:17:28,444 Then there will be too much radiation. 1397 01:17:28,477 --> 01:17:30,046 What we need here is a lightbulb moment. 1398 01:17:30,079 --> 01:17:32,048 -Or, how about just a lightbulb? -What? 1399 01:17:33,482 --> 01:17:35,685 An infrared one, to create more heating power. 1400 01:17:38,855 --> 01:17:40,023 I cleaned my bowels. 1401 01:17:40,056 --> 01:17:41,390 [laughing] Bowls. 1402 01:17:42,191 --> 01:17:43,860 Bowels. That's what I said. 1403 01:17:47,030 --> 01:17:48,865 [microwave beeping and whirring] 1404 01:17:48,898 --> 01:17:50,433 Radiation is within limit now. 1405 01:17:50,967 --> 01:17:52,702 But, it looks like it's barely defrosting. 1406 01:17:52,902 --> 01:17:55,304 [sizzling and crackling] 1407 01:17:58,041 --> 01:17:58,942 Shit! 1408 01:17:59,909 --> 01:18:01,177 We need to find an additional heating source 1409 01:18:01,210 --> 01:18:02,678 with lower radiation. 1410 01:18:02,979 --> 01:18:05,214 Or, something that won't overload the power. 1411 01:18:05,949 --> 01:18:06,983 I hate cold pizza. 1412 01:18:07,316 --> 01:18:08,417 Then warm it up with... 1413 01:18:12,055 --> 01:18:15,691 [singing] * Ground control To Major Tom... * 1414 01:18:17,861 --> 01:18:19,729 -[Sami] We need your hairdryer. -[speaking Hindi] 1415 01:18:19,763 --> 01:18:20,897 [Sami] I'll explain later. 1416 01:18:21,464 --> 01:18:23,199 But your hair is not wet! 1417 01:18:23,232 --> 01:18:25,802 -[whirring] -[Sami sighs] 1418 01:18:26,002 --> 01:18:27,070 I'm excited. 1419 01:18:28,504 --> 01:18:30,039 [microwave pings and stops] 1420 01:18:30,874 --> 01:18:31,875 [Sami] Okay. 1421 01:18:33,042 --> 01:18:34,277 Ooh... It's hot! 1422 01:18:39,916 --> 01:18:40,917 All right. 1423 01:18:46,289 --> 01:18:47,390 Is it perfectly hot? 1424 01:18:50,493 --> 01:18:52,762 This is some perfectly hot jive turkey. 1425 01:18:53,096 --> 01:18:54,831 -[all laughing] -Yes! 1426 01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:17,954 [man] Nope. 1427 01:19:18,955 --> 01:19:19,923 What do you mean? 1428 01:19:21,057 --> 01:19:22,158 I mean, that much ain't gonna cut it for this Charger. 1429 01:19:22,992 --> 01:19:24,861 This car is disgustingly decrepit. 1430 01:19:24,894 --> 01:19:26,029 It makes your junkyard look bad. 1431 01:19:26,262 --> 01:19:27,463 Come on, this is more than fair. 1432 01:19:27,496 --> 01:19:29,132 If my crusher wasn't malfunctioning, 1433 01:19:29,365 --> 01:19:31,334 this Charger would be pulverized by now. 1434 01:19:35,238 --> 01:19:36,940 You're in luck, with your equipment malfunction? 1435 01:19:38,107 --> 01:19:40,143 Because you happen to be talking to an engineer. 1436 01:19:44,347 --> 01:19:49,485 [microwave whirring and beeping] 1437 01:20:36,399 --> 01:20:38,868 [Sami] Wow, don't you love Paris in the fall? 1438 01:20:39,502 --> 01:20:40,937 And you are? 1439 01:20:40,970 --> 01:20:41,905 I'm Sami... 1440 01:20:42,138 --> 01:20:43,839 and this is Rehan, Siddesh, 1441 01:20:44,373 --> 01:20:47,877 Kareem, Parag, Vikram, Abdullah, and Winston. 1442 01:20:47,911 --> 01:20:50,279 Are you sure you didn't leave anyone out? 1443 01:20:52,281 --> 01:20:54,183 Mr. Womack is in a meeting with-- 1444 01:20:54,217 --> 01:20:56,052 With Mr. Baldwin. He needs to see us. 1445 01:20:56,085 --> 01:20:57,053 Nobody knocks. 1446 01:20:57,620 --> 01:20:58,888 [Mr. Womack] What's happening? 1447 01:20:59,255 --> 01:21:00,523 Frank, what the-- 1448 01:21:01,124 --> 01:21:02,291 I, uh... 1449 01:21:09,098 --> 01:21:10,133 Mr. Malik. 1450 01:21:12,168 --> 01:21:13,903 [Sami] Hello. I'm Sami. 1451 01:21:13,937 --> 01:21:15,504 And this is Siddesh, Vikram, 1452 01:21:15,538 --> 01:21:17,640 Rehan, Abdullah, Parag, Kareem, and Winston. 1453 01:21:18,307 --> 01:21:20,910 All of them very talented engineers. 1454 01:21:21,410 --> 01:21:22,345 How wonderful... 1455 01:21:23,246 --> 01:21:24,347 to have Siddesh, 1456 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:26,282 Vikram, Rehan, Abdullah, 1457 01:21:26,315 --> 01:21:28,684 Parag, Kareem, and Winston with us. 1458 01:21:28,717 --> 01:21:30,353 -[whispering] Not bad. -[Frank] Right now, 1459 01:21:30,386 --> 01:21:33,456 I'm just not sure this is the time for everyone-- 1460 01:21:33,489 --> 01:21:34,457 It is lunch time, isn't it? 1461 01:21:35,658 --> 01:21:36,592 Let me call my secretary, I'm sure we can reschedule this. 1462 01:21:36,625 --> 01:21:38,261 [Mr. Baldwin] Frank, before you turn them out 1463 01:21:38,294 --> 01:21:39,695 let's at least have a little lunch. 1464 01:21:39,728 --> 01:21:40,629 Sure. 1465 01:21:42,165 --> 01:21:43,499 What have we got to lose? 1466 01:21:44,167 --> 01:21:45,334 After all, 1467 01:21:46,602 --> 01:21:48,972 I haven't gotten any good news from your chief engineer today. 1468 01:21:50,306 --> 01:21:51,440 Mr. Malik, you were saying? 1469 01:21:53,576 --> 01:21:57,346 [microwave whirring] 1470 01:22:08,491 --> 01:22:10,026 [microwave pings and stops] 1471 01:22:14,597 --> 01:22:15,564 [Sami] Mr. Baldwin, 1472 01:22:16,799 --> 01:22:18,534 please enjoy a perfectly heated and evenly cooked TV dinner 1473 01:22:18,567 --> 01:22:20,503 thanks to convection and radiant heat 1474 01:22:20,536 --> 01:22:22,471 from a new microwave oven prototype 1475 01:22:23,172 --> 01:22:24,407 designed by the team you see here. 1476 01:22:35,251 --> 01:22:38,287 I can never tell if this meat is chicken or turkey. 1477 01:22:39,122 --> 01:22:40,356 [laughing] I'm sure it's one of them. 1478 01:22:41,190 --> 01:22:43,459 Now I don't know what kind of contraption 1479 01:22:43,492 --> 01:22:46,329 you people have going with the hairdryer, but... 1480 01:22:47,763 --> 01:22:50,166 this TV dinner is perfectly heated. 1481 01:22:50,666 --> 01:22:54,037 And for once this brownie does not taste rubbery. 1482 01:22:54,670 --> 01:22:57,440 I'd say as long as there's no danger of explosion... 1483 01:22:58,574 --> 01:23:00,409 we have ourselves a new contract. 1484 01:23:00,809 --> 01:23:01,710 [Kenneth sighs] 1485 01:23:02,645 --> 01:23:04,247 It's not going to explode, is it, Kenneth? 1486 01:23:06,249 --> 01:23:07,583 [Kenneth] I don't think it will. 1487 01:23:08,251 --> 01:23:11,587 From an engineering stand point it makes perfect sense. 1488 01:23:12,188 --> 01:23:13,722 [Mr. Baldwin] It makes perfect sense. 1489 01:23:13,756 --> 01:23:15,391 [laughing] 1490 01:23:15,424 --> 01:23:17,026 Well, what are you waiting for, Frank? 1491 01:23:17,060 --> 01:23:19,195 -Aren't you hungry? -I'm famished. [laughing] 1492 01:23:19,228 --> 01:23:21,464 [all laughing and cheering] 1493 01:23:32,108 --> 01:23:33,342 * People 1494 01:23:34,110 --> 01:23:35,744 * Got the power... 1495 01:23:41,817 --> 01:23:43,586 Have you got any, uh, Eric Clapton? 1496 01:23:43,619 --> 01:23:45,754 No, but I have, uh... 1497 01:23:46,689 --> 01:23:48,824 The Village People's and the Donna Summer's? 1498 01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:50,259 Uh, no. 1499 01:23:50,793 --> 01:23:52,528 I'll just take two of those fried triangles. 1500 01:23:53,196 --> 01:23:55,131 Uh... [chuckles] That's my.... 1501 01:23:56,399 --> 01:23:57,333 Okay. 1502 01:24:01,704 --> 01:24:03,739 [car approaching] 1503 01:24:08,377 --> 01:24:09,812 General Lee! 1504 01:24:09,845 --> 01:24:11,247 [laughing] 1505 01:24:14,283 --> 01:24:15,251 I missed you. 1506 01:24:17,353 --> 01:24:18,687 What? How did you do this? 1507 01:24:19,622 --> 01:24:21,357 No one can keep the General behind bars. 1508 01:24:23,259 --> 01:24:24,227 And, uh... 1509 01:24:25,428 --> 01:24:26,795 It's time you got in the samosa and tikka masala business. 1510 01:24:28,164 --> 01:24:29,165 People are hungry. 1511 01:24:30,266 --> 01:24:31,600 And you have something no one else in Chicago has. 1512 01:24:33,869 --> 01:24:35,104 This is a food mobile? 1513 01:24:36,172 --> 01:24:37,306 Yes, it's a food mobile. 1514 01:24:37,906 --> 01:24:39,308 To go along with your Babu mobile. 1515 01:24:42,211 --> 01:24:43,312 I am speakless. 1516 01:24:45,781 --> 01:24:46,682 Me too. 1517 01:24:50,219 --> 01:24:51,520 You're a good bhai. Really, Babu. 1518 01:24:55,924 --> 01:24:59,128 -[crying out in elation] -[Frank] My mostly good news: 1519 01:24:59,162 --> 01:25:02,298 Baldwin has agreed to take the project to the next stage... 1520 01:25:03,666 --> 01:25:06,369 I'm curious what you are expecting from all this? 1521 01:25:07,403 --> 01:25:09,172 Only that those talented engineers 1522 01:25:09,205 --> 01:25:10,506 get the opportunities they deserve. 1523 01:25:10,539 --> 01:25:11,607 What about you? 1524 01:25:14,210 --> 01:25:16,212 I only wish to live up to my father's example. 1525 01:25:16,745 --> 01:25:18,647 And if there's a way to do that here at Graydian, 1526 01:25:18,847 --> 01:25:20,616 I'll be excited to hear about it. 1527 01:25:21,384 --> 01:25:23,686 You were lead on the project, I imagine there's... 1528 01:25:24,887 --> 01:25:27,823 a position for you that's more in line with your skills... 1529 01:25:27,856 --> 01:25:29,192 [dialogue fades away] 1530 01:25:30,293 --> 01:25:31,594 [Sami] Dear Ruby, 1531 01:25:32,328 --> 01:25:34,763 Sometimes the only reason you miss something 1532 01:25:35,698 --> 01:25:37,333 is you were looking in the wrong direction. 1533 01:25:39,402 --> 01:25:42,371 [Alex] Hey. [stammering] What-- What are you doing here? 1534 01:25:42,405 --> 01:25:43,772 [Sami] I'm going to California. 1535 01:25:44,573 --> 01:25:46,209 If I make it to Ruby's hotel in time, 1536 01:25:46,242 --> 01:25:48,511 I might be able to convince her to give me a second chance. 1537 01:25:49,378 --> 01:25:51,514 [Sami] Maybe that's why I can never see Aquarius. 1538 01:25:51,947 --> 01:25:53,582 No matter how hard I looked. 1539 01:25:53,616 --> 01:25:56,485 * Ooh baby baby It's a wild... * 1540 01:25:56,519 --> 01:25:57,620 [Sami] What do you say to the girl 1541 01:25:57,653 --> 01:25:59,955 who knows every constellation in the skies? 1542 01:25:59,988 --> 01:26:03,259 * Hard to get by Just up on a smile * 1543 01:26:06,329 --> 01:26:08,531 * Ooh baby baby It's a wild... * 1544 01:26:08,564 --> 01:26:10,165 [Sami] I might tell her this: 1545 01:26:10,699 --> 01:26:12,301 It may not be what I planned, 1546 01:26:12,768 --> 01:26:14,503 but I found something here. 1547 01:26:14,537 --> 01:26:16,472 * Like a child girl 1548 01:26:18,707 --> 01:26:21,710 * You know I've seen a lot Of what the world can do... * 1549 01:26:22,911 --> 01:26:24,613 [Sami] I 'm no longer pretending. 1550 01:26:24,913 --> 01:26:27,650 I 'm just trying to be the man you always knew I should be. 1551 01:26:27,683 --> 01:26:29,184 * Sad girl 1552 01:26:29,452 --> 01:26:30,953 * Don't be a bad girl... 1553 01:26:31,787 --> 01:26:33,656 [Sami] There may always be somebody above me, 1554 01:26:33,689 --> 01:26:35,924 and I don't know how high I'll climb in my future, 1555 01:26:36,659 --> 01:26:38,761 but I've learned that it doesn't have to be a future 1556 01:26:38,794 --> 01:26:40,296 about dog eat dog at all. 1557 01:26:40,829 --> 01:26:42,531 It's about dog helping dog. 1558 01:26:42,765 --> 01:26:43,832 [camera clicks] 1559 01:26:46,702 --> 01:26:49,238 [Sami] About just being happy with how you spent your day. 1560 01:26:49,505 --> 01:26:51,374 [cow mooing] 1561 01:26:53,742 --> 01:26:56,579 [Sami] Because here, there is a way to be nothing, 1562 01:26:57,045 --> 01:27:00,883 but to also have, and to be, more than most. 1563 01:27:00,916 --> 01:27:02,351 [Kareem] Hey, Babu! 1564 01:27:02,385 --> 01:27:06,689 Oh, hey. There you go. Where's your money? 1565 01:27:07,423 --> 01:27:08,757 -Tomorrow! -How many? 1566 01:27:10,593 --> 01:27:11,594 [Sami] It's a strange thing 1567 01:27:12,795 --> 01:27:13,862 being the son of the world's greatest tiger hunter. 1568 01:27:14,630 --> 01:27:17,366 * La-la-la-la-la-la 1569 01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:19,968 * La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la * 1570 01:27:21,404 --> 01:27:23,005 * Baby I love you... 1571 01:27:23,639 --> 01:27:24,673 [Sami] Learning to find greatness 1572 01:27:24,707 --> 01:27:26,809 in how you live the little moments. 1573 01:27:26,842 --> 01:27:29,645 * Hope you make a lot Of nice friends out there * 1574 01:27:30,078 --> 01:27:33,916 * But just remember there's A lot of bad and beware... * 1575 01:27:37,386 --> 01:27:38,887 [Sami] I have found good here. 1576 01:27:38,921 --> 01:27:41,757 * Baby baby It's a wild world * 1577 01:27:42,991 --> 01:27:45,361 [Sami] And maybe I can never give you much else... 1578 01:27:48,030 --> 01:27:49,332 but if you join me, 1579 01:27:50,433 --> 01:27:52,601 we can experience that good, together. 1580 01:27:52,635 --> 01:27:54,269 * It's a wild world 1581 01:27:56,004 --> 01:28:00,909 * And I always remember you Like a child girl * 1582 01:28:02,711 --> 01:28:06,382 * Ooh baby baby It's a wild world * 1583 01:28:08,517 --> 01:28:12,488 * And it's hard to get by Just upon a smile * 1584 01:28:14,923 --> 01:28:19,294 * Ooh baby baby It's a wild world * 1585 01:28:20,763 --> 01:28:25,668 * And I'll always remember you Like a child girl * 1586 01:28:53,128 --> 01:28:54,463 * Hey, baby 1587 01:28:55,631 --> 01:28:59,334 * Reach out and take my hand 1588 01:29:00,836 --> 01:29:02,104 * I said, baby 1589 01:29:03,138 --> 01:29:06,742 * Just reach out And take my hand * 1590 01:29:08,744 --> 01:29:11,547 * Let's go to that windy city 1591 01:29:11,780 --> 01:29:13,616 * Good old Chicago land 1592 01:30:01,096 --> 01:30:02,531 [man] Come on. Hey, what's up? 1593 01:30:02,765 --> 01:30:03,699 [laughing] 1594 01:30:49,211 --> 01:30:51,480 * And it's the heart Of America * 1595 01:30:51,780 --> 01:30:53,148 * The face by the lake 1596 01:30:53,816 --> 01:30:55,183 * It's my kind of town 1597 01:30:55,684 --> 01:30:56,885 * A city on the lake 1598 01:30:56,919 --> 01:30:58,020 * So come on 1599 01:30:59,121 --> 01:31:02,457 * Just reach out And take my hand * 1600 01:31:04,292 --> 01:31:06,829 * We'll all go To that windy city * 1601 01:31:07,730 --> 01:31:11,667 * Good old Chicago land 109725