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[DOUG] You said you wanted splashy.
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- Is this splashy enough?
- Well, it's a beginning.
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I'm CFO, Chief Fun Officer.
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And I'm art director,
which is an actual title.
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I have fans now.
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Yeah, and they're incredibly wealthy
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and they live in castles
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and hire me to shoot their playthings.
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[DOUG] We could turn
Minx into so much more
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than just a magazine.
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Merchandising, uh, events,
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international editions,
taking this thing global.
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Something is going on with you.
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Whatever this is, I want
to figure it out with you.
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Please welcome Joyce Prigger.
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- Am I a celebrity?
- Sure, you're a celebrity.
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[JOYCE] Doesn't it seem
like people are longing
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for a way to be more
open about sexuality
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without feeling shame?
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God save the queen of dicks.
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[JOYCE] And, you know, I
don't think it stops there.
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I-I think this feels like
the beginning of something.
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[EUGENE BLACKNELL'S
"GET IN A HURRY" PLAYING]
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♪ ♪
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[EUGENE] ♪ I got to get in a hurry ♪
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[MODEL] Hey.
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[EUGENE] ♪ I gotta buckle down ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I can't believe ♪
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- ♪ My baby done put me down ♪
- Thank you.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[DOUG] Sunset Boulevard.
You got 90,000 eyes a day.
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That is a wonderful idea, Doug.
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Truly inspired.
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Really? 'Cause yesterday you said
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that billboards were "a
blight on the public commons."
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Well, you know what, I slept on it,
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and it's a winner. [LAUGHS]
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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
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[TINA] Yes, Bambi.
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Um, who are those people
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and why do they keep taking our picture?
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That's Rolling Stone,
and they're here today
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doing a feature on Bottom Dollar.
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You really need to read my memos, Bambi.
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Oh, I don't read memos on principle.
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But fun.
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Yes, it is.
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It's... so much fun.
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[TINA] Big day today,
big shoot, big issue.
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Does anyone know where Richie is?
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Art department's still
waiting on his approval,
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and I don't know why he's not here.
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I'm here. I'm here and I'm ready.
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[CLEARS THROAT] Uh, more.
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Both. Also both.
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You know my budgets
aren't suggestions, right?
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Just how over are we?
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Twenty percent and counting.
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Eh, that's a rounding error in my book.
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I think we need to
support this man's vision.
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You've earned it.
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Thank you, Connie.
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And in other news,
the, uh, comment cards
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for my new science magazine, uh, Beyond,
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came out, and they're, uh...
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... they're very positive. [LAUGHS]
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Yeah, so I'll read 'em to you.
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Somebody said, "Original."
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"Mind-blowing."
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"The biggest development in science
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since the Punnett square."
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I wrote that one.
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And how are we looking on the calendars?
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[DOUG] I think we've got
some really sexy options.
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Oh, Joycie, I pulled
off the lady quotes.
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So now it's just thick and
juicy slices of beefcake.
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Yum.
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[EUGENE] ♪ I got to get in a hurry ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I got to get in a hurry ♪
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What the hell was that?
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We've got Rolling Stone posted up,
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and all of a sudden you
decide to respect me?
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Well, I-I don't... I
don't know what you mean.
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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
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[DOUG] Come on, Prigger, please.
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What are you doing?
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This is our thing.
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We fight, we bang heads,
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but then we come together
and we make magic.
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It is very Minx-y.
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When did that become an adjective?
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I just don't understand
why you're trying
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to bore this reporter out of a story.
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Do you have any idea
who Simon Michaels is?
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Y-you-you've brought death to our door.
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Okay, this guy, he
writes searing exposés.
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He uncovers malfeasance.
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He topples despots.
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Last I checked, you are not
a third world dictator, Joyce.
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I think we'll be okay.
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[JOYCE] Yeah, well,
still, one never knows
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what's going to bring
'em down, you know?
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Have you read a word about Nixon?
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He's the president of the United States.
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We publish a dick mag.
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Although right now,
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I don't know who's more paranoid.
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In just six months, sales
are through the roof.
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Okay, writers beg to contribute.
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We're on top. I mean,
come on, why risk that?
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Because, Joycie, if we get
on the cover of Rolling Stone,
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it'll launch us to outer fucking space.
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No... you mean launch Beyond.
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Okay? I'm not an idiot.
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I'm not risking Minx
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just so you can give
your pet project a boost.
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So this is about jealousy?
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Oh, my God, no. I'm
very... I'm very happy
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for you and your new celebrity friend...
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[DOUG] My editor, Joyce,
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Carl Sagan.
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Yeah, that kind of
press is a distraction.
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And what was that hatchet
job you did on my calendar?
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There it is. So you were pissed.
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Doug, I spent hours curating
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this-this treasure trove
of feminist witticisms.
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It pulled focus from the schlongs.
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Schlongs without context
are just schlongs, okay?
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It's the quotes that make them Minx-y.
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God damn it.
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There it is, kid! There's the pepper!
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Where was that in the meeting?
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[LAID-BACK ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
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- [SHELLY] Okay.
- [LENNY] We gotta go.
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Hey, and remember
Grandma's picking you up
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after school for the
sleepover today, okay?
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And if she pops that second jug of wine,
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I want you to call.
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Well, Tommy has a standing order
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to water down the
Carlo Rossi after 9:00.
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Oh, and don't worry
about going to the store.
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- I have time today.
- No way.
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You got enough on your plate as hostess.
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And besides, I want to
make sure that you have
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plenty of energy for later.
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Oh, excuse me.
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[LENNY] Mm-hmm.
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[SHELLY CHUCKLES]
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- [LENNY] Mm.
- [SHELLY CHUCKLES]
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I have a test first period.
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Okay. All right, get out of here.
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[LENNY] All right.
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Well, well, good morning, lovebirds.
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[LAUGHS]
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Hey, Harold and I were
wondering if you had
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a couple spots open at your
table for dinner tonight.
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You guys throw the best parties.
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Right, Harold? [LAUGHS]
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Driving the bus today, Lenny?
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Must be in the doghouse.
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[LENNY] Nope, just, uh,
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enjoy spending time with my children.
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[SHELLY CHUCKLES]
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I'm so sorry... even with the leaf,
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we can only fit eight.
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Maybe next time?
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Okay.
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[ENGINE TURNS OVER]
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You had one line, Harold.
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One.
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[SINGER] ♪ Talk about your yo-yo ♪
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[BAMBI] And this is where Richie sits.
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He used to be in the studio,
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but then Life magazine called him
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"America's Picasso of the Pecker."
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So, I gave him a work
station and two assistants.
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And over here is Tina.
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She got to choose her own carpet.
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She went with the short
pile 'cause she's classy.
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Is that you right there?
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[BAMBI] Yeah.
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That was from before my CFO days.
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[SIMON] You went from nude model
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to Chief Financial Officer?
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Chief Fun Officer.
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Yours sounds made-up. [LAUGHS]
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Also, I'm still centerfold coordinating,
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which is a real job.
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But I'm looking for my next gig here.
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Just waiting for the stars to align.
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Speaking of stars,
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who do we have here?
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Astrologer, cosmetologist,
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and Beyond magazine's editor emeritus,
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Mr. Carl Sagan.
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Hello.
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I'm almost none of those things.
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Okay, bye, guys.
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Bye, Annie.
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Do you know where I
could find Joyce Prigger?
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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You one of those people
who can only write
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in the midst of chaos?
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[TYPEWRITER DINGS]
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Here you go.
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This should have everything you need.
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Yeah, I-I think I missed something.
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Oh, I wrote out my answers in advance.
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[SIMON] Right, but I
didn't submit any questions.
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I've done dozens of interviews,
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and 95% of the questions
are exactly the same.
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Um, I'm so sorry. What
was your name again?
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Annie Leibovitz.
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Right, okay, um, Ms. Leibovitz,
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could you please not take my picture?
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It's her job.
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[JOYCE] Well, I'm trying to do mine.
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And you have caught
me on a very busy day.
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- "Where do you get your ideas?"
- [JOYCE] Mm-hmm.
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"How do you find your models?
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What does your boyfriend
think about your job?"
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On that last one, I push
back firmly but gently.
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[SIMON] I would never ask that question.
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Well, you'd be the first.
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Then why don't you let me be?
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Talk to me about your
book. That's a big advance.
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Wh-what are you spending it on?
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Uh, T-bills and a new condo.
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Page three, halfway down.
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And if you'll excuse me,
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it looks like I'm needed in a meeting.
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[JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS]
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I'm getting a bounce.
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That's dead skin.
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Son of a bitch.
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Pumice.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, Turtleneck, pumice stone.
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Technically not a stone.
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It's a mineral slurry.
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[DOUG] There's my handsome genius.
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Hey, you want something to drink?
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A Fanta? You wanna get high?
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Richie's got some great grass.
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Forty-five minute drive to Syracuse,
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two connecting flights in coach,
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all for an interview that
doesn't seem to be happening.
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Oh, it's happening. It is happening.
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Believe me, believe me.
When I told this reporter
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you were here, he flipped his lid.
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Betrayed none of that excitement
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- in our brief encounter.
- Oh, he's just nervous.
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He is beyond excited.
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[LAUGHING] Beyond.
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Okay. I would like to get high.
259
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Okay, good.
260
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[COUNTRY BLUES MUSIC PLAYS]
261
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[PA GRUNTING]
262
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♪ ♪
263
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Why are there so many tumbleweeds?
264
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I asked you earlier. You said more.
265
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I meant metaphorically.
266
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This is supposed to
be a lone tumbleweed.
267
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Well, you're not gonna like that.
268
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- [RICHIE] Oh, my God.
- [BAMBI] Babes...
269
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Wait, wait. Can someone kill the fan?
270
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- What?
- [BAMBI] The models are upset.
271
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[RICHIE] Good. The concept
is Dudes in Distress.
272
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No, they're model upset.
273
00:09:16,918 --> 00:09:19,087
The only way I can
transform into character
274
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is to know who tied me up.
275
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What's my moment before?
276
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Plus, my cock's gonna look
smaller if I'm further away.
277
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Even though we all know it's not.
278
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Okay, everyone take five.
279
00:09:28,973 --> 00:09:31,058
And can someone give the
talent some umbrellas, please?
280
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[BAMBI] Robert, Charlie.
281
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[JOYCE] I hear we're having model drama.
282
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Brando over here is
requesting special makeup.
283
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He's convinced his character
would be uncircumcised.
284
00:09:42,488 --> 00:09:44,490
Well, he's not wrong from
a historical perspective.
285
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But, uh, that's not
the problem here, right?
286
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The setup is not working.
287
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I know. Something's missing.
288
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- I just don't know what it is.
- It's not tumbleweeds.
289
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Okay, I thought the "lone" was implied.
290
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Right, yes.
291
00:09:57,463 --> 00:09:58,922
How about this?
292
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You move on to your secondary setups,
293
00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,135
and then by the time we're
ready for our centerfold,
294
00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,679
I will have a fix.
295
00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:05,804
Okay.
296
00:10:05,847 --> 00:10:07,224
[LAID-BACK ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
297
00:10:07,349 --> 00:10:09,809
You know, I'm not one
to comment on creative,
298
00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:11,895
but this all seems a bit...
299
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Off. Yes, I know.
300
00:10:13,271 --> 00:10:14,523
- We're handling it.
- Yeah.
301
00:10:14,690 --> 00:10:16,985
I just don't want to lose
sight of our audience.
302
00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:20,363
I mean, Minx is a very
successful women's magazine.
303
00:10:20,530 --> 00:10:22,656
And this, two men together,
304
00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,035
I feel like this puts
a target on our back.
305
00:10:25,201 --> 00:10:26,579
A target?
306
00:10:26,746 --> 00:10:28,455
Well, there's a whisper campaign
307
00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:31,625
that a good number of our
readers are homosexuals.
308
00:10:31,792 --> 00:10:33,294
Oh. Right, yeah.
309
00:10:33,461 --> 00:10:35,629
But, I don't know, isn't
it better if our work
310
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is interesting to all
kinds of different people?
311
00:10:37,965 --> 00:10:40,844
I mean, in an ideal world,
but we have advertisers
312
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that are paying
specifically to reach women.
313
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Let's not give them a
reason to question that.
314
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I will take care of it.
315
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I have complete confidence in you.
316
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[JOYCE CHUCKLES]
317
00:10:51,606 --> 00:10:53,399
Doug wanted me to tell
you he solved the problem
318
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with the glow-in-the-dark mugs.
319
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He doesn't need you.
320
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The what?
321
00:10:59,030 --> 00:11:01,075
Why am I just hearing about
glow-in-the-dark mugs now?
322
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,576
And who drinks coffee in the dark?
323
00:11:02,743 --> 00:11:03,952
No one, because it doesn't work.
324
00:11:04,119 --> 00:11:05,269
Consider it dead. Here,
go ahead with your day.
325
00:11:05,412 --> 00:11:06,412
- What?
- No, no, you're having a really
326
00:11:06,413 --> 00:11:07,581
- busy day.
- What are you doing?
327
00:11:07,748 --> 00:11:08,748
- You just go do your thing.
- Is that Carl Sa...
328
00:11:08,749 --> 00:11:10,085
- [DOUG] No, no, no, no.
- Doug!
329
00:11:10,251 --> 00:11:11,627
Simon, can I talk to you for a second?
330
00:11:11,794 --> 00:11:13,588
Come on in. Carl, hit
the lights, please.
331
00:11:13,713 --> 00:11:15,131
- I should probably...
- [DOUG] I agree.
332
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[CARL] Black holes,
333
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infinitely dense,
334
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:22,515
but exponentially fascinating.
335
00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:24,266
Oh, sweet Jesus.
336
00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:26,435
[JOYCE HUFFS]
337
00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:28,270
- Where's Simon?
- He's in there with Doug.
338
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:29,940
I just got used as reporter bait.
339
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You need to talk to him.
340
00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:32,567
Oh, God, you too?
341
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,152
I have enough on my
plate without Jann Wenner
342
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,613
calling me complaining.
343
00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:36,863
We agreed to let Rolling Stone do
344
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a feature about Bottom Dollar.
345
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,618
You've got to give them an angle.
346
00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:43,079
The point of view of the
woman at the center of it all.
347
00:11:44,414 --> 00:11:46,124
You're right.
348
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,419
Point of view is everything.
349
00:11:48,585 --> 00:11:49,585
Yeah, right, okay.
350
00:11:49,711 --> 00:11:51,170
Um, I'll talk to Simon,
351
00:11:51,338 --> 00:11:54,007
but in return, I'm
gonna need some horses.
352
00:11:54,174 --> 00:11:55,384
How many horses?
353
00:11:55,551 --> 00:11:56,552
- Four.
- [TINA] One.
354
00:11:56,718 --> 00:11:58,012
- Three?
- One.
355
00:11:58,179 --> 00:11:59,973
Fine, one, but no Clydesdales.
356
00:12:00,140 --> 00:12:01,850
They're too cloppy.
357
00:12:02,016 --> 00:12:03,017
I was gonna give you two.
358
00:12:03,184 --> 00:12:04,270
- Is it too late to...
- Yes.
359
00:12:06,563 --> 00:12:08,482
Hello. [CHUCKLES]
360
00:12:08,649 --> 00:12:10,985
[TWANGY COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS]
361
00:12:11,152 --> 00:12:13,696
[BAMBI] Richie.
362
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,448
You need to take
better care of yourself.
363
00:12:15,614 --> 00:12:16,614
Here.
364
00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:18,243
OJ and speed.
365
00:12:20,453 --> 00:12:21,663
I had an interesting chat
366
00:12:21,830 --> 00:12:24,208
with one of our cowboys earlier.
367
00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:25,332
Which one?
368
00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:27,503
The one you slept with.
369
00:12:27,628 --> 00:12:28,628
More specific?
370
00:12:28,713 --> 00:12:30,130
Richie.
371
00:12:30,298 --> 00:12:32,383
[LAUGHS] At the same time?
372
00:12:32,508 --> 00:12:34,178
When all the doors
finally open up for you,
373
00:12:34,344 --> 00:12:35,511
it's kind of hard not
to go through them.
374
00:12:35,678 --> 00:12:36,679
Been there.
375
00:12:36,847 --> 00:12:37,890
When Elvis pulled me
376
00:12:38,056 --> 00:12:39,308
out of that audience in seventh grade,
377
00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:41,351
it was the start of a fun few years.
378
00:12:41,477 --> 00:12:43,897
Then I cleaned up my
act, and look at him now.
379
00:12:44,022 --> 00:12:45,772
Slurring his words in a sequined cape
380
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:47,358
on a sad Vegas stage.
381
00:12:47,525 --> 00:12:48,526
I don't want that for you.
382
00:12:48,693 --> 00:12:50,445
I know.
383
00:12:50,612 --> 00:12:52,238
But we get invited
384
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,824
to all these amazing
events every single night,
385
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:57,745
and I can't believe I
get to be a part of it.
386
00:12:57,870 --> 00:12:59,204
Linda Ronstadt is having
387
00:12:59,370 --> 00:13:01,081
a private listening party tonight.
388
00:13:01,207 --> 00:13:02,541
How can I skip that?
389
00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:05,211
Linda's having a moment, and so are you.
390
00:13:05,377 --> 00:13:07,589
But Linda is still putting out music,
391
00:13:07,714 --> 00:13:10,383
and you can't get your butt
through one photo shoot.
392
00:13:10,550 --> 00:13:12,762
You know you need to lay
low every once in a while.
393
00:13:12,887 --> 00:13:14,095
Rein it in, buddy.
394
00:13:14,262 --> 00:13:15,514
[HORSE WHINNIES]
395
00:13:18,892 --> 00:13:20,770
I had nothing to do with that.
396
00:13:20,937 --> 00:13:23,606
[POP ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER STEREO]
397
00:13:23,773 --> 00:13:26,527
♪ ♪
398
00:13:42,211 --> 00:13:43,210
[RICHIE] That's right.
399
00:13:43,211 --> 00:13:44,253
And when you look at them,
400
00:13:44,254 --> 00:13:45,631
more powerful, please.
401
00:13:45,798 --> 00:13:46,799
More anguish.
402
00:13:46,966 --> 00:13:48,258
[HORSE WHINNIES]
403
00:13:48,424 --> 00:13:51,262
[QUIRKY ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
404
00:13:51,428 --> 00:13:52,639
♪ ♪
405
00:13:52,805 --> 00:13:54,723
You squared the circle.
406
00:13:54,848 --> 00:13:56,101
Well done.
407
00:14:04,484 --> 00:14:06,112
It was missing a point of view.
408
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,281
Needed a way in for the audience.
409
00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:10,741
She speaks.
410
00:14:10,866 --> 00:14:11,910
Please, don't stop.
411
00:14:12,077 --> 00:14:13,869
Maybe she's there to rescue them.
412
00:14:14,036 --> 00:14:16,623
Maybe she's there to torment them.
413
00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:19,126
All we know is that she has the power.
414
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,337
What'd you have to do to get
a horse here in 30 minutes?
415
00:14:21,504 --> 00:14:23,338
Talk to you.
416
00:14:24,089 --> 00:14:25,425
- [DOOR CLICKS SHUT]
- [SIMON] Uh-huh.
417
00:14:25,592 --> 00:14:26,593
- All right.
- Not what I thought of
418
00:14:26,759 --> 00:14:28,303
when you said supply closet.
419
00:14:28,469 --> 00:14:30,471
Work here long enough, this
becomes Wite-Out and staplers.
420
00:14:30,638 --> 00:14:31,807
- [CHUCKLES]
- You know, you've been doing
421
00:14:31,974 --> 00:14:33,641
an inelegant job of avoiding me.
422
00:14:33,766 --> 00:14:34,977
I wasn't trying to hide it.
423
00:14:35,144 --> 00:14:36,228
I'd think you'd be a
little less squeamish
424
00:14:36,395 --> 00:14:37,646
for all the press you've done.
425
00:14:37,813 --> 00:14:39,189
Those were puff pieces, okay?
426
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,526
We both know that a shrewd journalist,
427
00:14:41,693 --> 00:14:44,362
someone who, I don't know,
say, interviewed Idi Amin,
428
00:14:44,487 --> 00:14:46,947
can take any little detail
about a powerful woman,
429
00:14:47,115 --> 00:14:48,825
and then use it against her.
430
00:14:48,992 --> 00:14:51,162
Okay, you know, I-I raise my voice,
431
00:14:51,329 --> 00:14:52,996
"Abusive Bitch Claws
Her Way to the Top."
432
00:14:53,163 --> 00:14:55,207
I wear my heels too high,
433
00:14:55,374 --> 00:14:57,126
"Conniving Slut Sleeps
Her Way to the Middle."
434
00:14:57,293 --> 00:14:58,377
Look, I get it.
435
00:14:58,544 --> 00:14:59,837
We all want to control the narrative.
436
00:14:59,962 --> 00:15:01,714
But you're leaving me
to fill in the blanks.
437
00:15:01,839 --> 00:15:04,134
Mm-hmm, and what is it
that you think you see?
438
00:15:04,301 --> 00:15:05,677
- Honestly?
- [JOYCE] Mm-hmm.
439
00:15:05,844 --> 00:15:07,304
A woman gripping the wheel so tight
440
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:08,764
her fingers are about to snap off.
441
00:15:10,141 --> 00:15:11,516
So what,
442
00:15:11,683 --> 00:15:13,853
"Skittish Control Freak
Refuses to Have Fun"?
443
00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:16,022
Nah, Joyce, listen. I-I didn't come here
444
00:15:16,189 --> 00:15:18,274
to write about Bottom Dollar or Minx.
445
00:15:18,399 --> 00:15:19,943
I came here to write about you.
446
00:15:20,110 --> 00:15:21,736
Because I think we're in
the middle of a revolution,
447
00:15:21,903 --> 00:15:23,197
and I thought you were
at the center of it.
448
00:15:23,364 --> 00:15:25,658
But you're just watching
from the sidelines.
449
00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:27,076
Okay, come on. We're journalists.
450
00:15:27,201 --> 00:15:28,535
Observing is our job.
451
00:15:28,702 --> 00:15:30,038
Yeah, and sometimes we can chase a story
452
00:15:30,205 --> 00:15:31,664
only to realize there's nothing there.
453
00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:36,211
Uh, I...
454
00:15:36,378 --> 00:15:37,712
okay.
455
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,216
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
456
00:15:40,383 --> 00:15:41,716
I'm so glad you finally
457
00:15:41,883 --> 00:15:43,094
sat down with our friend, Simon.
458
00:15:43,219 --> 00:15:45,221
I'm sure it went swimmingly.
459
00:15:45,388 --> 00:15:47,223
Yes, very, very well.
460
00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:49,101
Well, I know you were
hesitant to do the interview,
461
00:15:49,226 --> 00:15:51,310
but you did it because you understand
462
00:15:51,477 --> 00:15:53,897
the value of visibility.
463
00:15:54,064 --> 00:15:56,191
I was always more
comfortable in the shadows.
464
00:15:56,358 --> 00:15:57,776
It's safer there.
465
00:15:57,901 --> 00:16:00,404
Well, the world does love
to watch a strong woman fall.
466
00:16:00,570 --> 00:16:04,075
Which is why it's so important
that they watch you succeed.
467
00:16:04,242 --> 00:16:05,368
Mm?
468
00:16:05,493 --> 00:16:07,245
I'm proud of you for taking that risk.
469
00:16:07,412 --> 00:16:08,914
I can't wait to read it.
470
00:16:09,081 --> 00:16:11,917
♪ ♪
471
00:16:16,380 --> 00:16:17,673
[BAMBI] Hey.
472
00:16:17,798 --> 00:16:19,634
I just had an interesting conversation
473
00:16:19,801 --> 00:16:21,093
with one of our Rolling Stone friends.
474
00:16:21,218 --> 00:16:22,637
[SIGHS] Which one?
475
00:16:22,804 --> 00:16:24,973
The one you were rude to.
476
00:16:25,140 --> 00:16:26,140
More specific.
477
00:16:26,224 --> 00:16:27,475
[BAMBI] Joyce.
478
00:16:27,642 --> 00:16:28,643
At the same time?
479
00:16:28,769 --> 00:16:29,811
What?
480
00:16:29,978 --> 00:16:32,398
No, it... I...
481
00:16:32,565 --> 00:16:34,692
look, when the world is
knocking at your door,
482
00:16:34,817 --> 00:16:37,779
it's very hard not to put
up a wall... with spikes.
483
00:16:37,946 --> 00:16:40,114
Okay, listen, I get it.
484
00:16:40,281 --> 00:16:42,534
Okay? You're having a moment.
485
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:43,952
But there's more to this job
486
00:16:44,077 --> 00:16:45,829
than just putting out a magazine.
487
00:16:45,996 --> 00:16:48,166
You're like the front woman of a band,
488
00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:50,000
if bands had front women.
489
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:51,252
- [CHUCKLES]
- [BAMBI] You need to take
490
00:16:51,419 --> 00:16:52,503
a night every once in a while
491
00:16:52,628 --> 00:16:54,839
and just have a little fun, okay?
492
00:16:55,006 --> 00:16:56,174
I know you're that person too.
493
00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:58,552
Am I, though? Am I fun?
494
00:16:58,719 --> 00:17:00,804
For a successful person with a big job,
495
00:17:00,971 --> 00:17:03,056
I'd say that you're... pretty fun.
496
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:07,228
You know, we do get invited
to a lot of cool stuff.
497
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,979
Now's your chance to show Simon
that you're not just spikes.
498
00:17:10,147 --> 00:17:12,066
It was touch and go at the start,
499
00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:14,694
a-and then ol' Carl, he
really turned on the charm.
500
00:17:14,861 --> 00:17:17,698
Tins, by the end, it was like
Simon was almost in tears.
501
00:17:17,823 --> 00:17:19,699
A hostage situation with a happy ending.
502
00:17:19,865 --> 00:17:21,326
[DOUG] Yeah, but that's
not even the best part.
503
00:17:21,494 --> 00:17:23,413
Carl was so happy that
he called his buddies
504
00:17:23,578 --> 00:17:26,414
over at NASA, a-and guess what?
505
00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:27,667
Beyond is going to be
506
00:17:27,834 --> 00:17:30,754
the official magazine of Skylab.
507
00:17:30,921 --> 00:17:33,673
Look at you publishing the
first magazine in space.
508
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:34,925
I'm gonna go to Houston tomorrow,
509
00:17:35,091 --> 00:17:36,091
and I'm gonna seal the deal,
510
00:17:36,218 --> 00:17:37,220
and I want you to come with me.
511
00:17:37,386 --> 00:17:38,595
I want to turn it into
512
00:17:38,762 --> 00:17:40,723
a Doug and Tina romantic weekend.
513
00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:42,600
Houston in July? Sounds sweaty.
514
00:17:42,725 --> 00:17:44,185
[LAUGHS] Think of this.
515
00:17:44,352 --> 00:17:47,981
The air-conditioned suite. The pool.
516
00:17:48,147 --> 00:17:49,357
And if you play your cards right,
517
00:17:49,525 --> 00:17:52,236
I'll take you on a
day trip to Galveston.
518
00:17:52,402 --> 00:17:53,570
All right, I'll come...
519
00:17:53,737 --> 00:17:55,364
if you finish the Minx calendars.
520
00:17:55,531 --> 00:17:58,116
Bottom Dollar is going
interstellar, Tins.
521
00:17:58,283 --> 00:17:59,619
The calendars can wait.
522
00:17:59,786 --> 00:18:01,579
They're literally the most
time-sensitive product.
523
00:18:01,746 --> 00:18:03,790
You are killing me with these calendars.
524
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:06,794
I don't care about the merch.
I care about the magazines.
525
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:09,004
And I know they call me
Mug Renetti behind my back
526
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,881
like I'm some sort of
flea market peddler.
527
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,967
It hurts my feelings.
528
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,219
We all have parts of
our jobs we don't like.
529
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:16,638
- Yeah.
- [TINA] Like reminding you
530
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,389
to do your work,
531
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:20,100
which is the job of a secretary,
532
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,518
if you kept one for longer than a week.
533
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,728
I would if one of 'em
was half as good as you,
534
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,231
believe me, but I can't find a good one.
535
00:18:25,398 --> 00:18:27,191
Hey, um, Doug, quick question.
536
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:28,901
I hope it's not about merchandise.
537
00:18:29,068 --> 00:18:30,736
Um, it's about the
fires in the parking lot.
538
00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:33,447
- What?
- Yeah, loose hay, smokers.
539
00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:35,367
Do you make a Minx ashtray?
540
00:18:37,535 --> 00:18:39,121
Glass or ceramic?
541
00:18:39,288 --> 00:18:41,248
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
542
00:18:41,373 --> 00:18:44,084
[GLASS CLINKING]
543
00:18:48,131 --> 00:18:49,591
We're all friends here.
544
00:18:49,757 --> 00:18:52,719
Some might say the closest of friends.
545
00:18:52,886 --> 00:18:55,264
So I have to ask,
546
00:18:55,389 --> 00:18:59,685
which one of you had sex
with my husband in our house?
547
00:19:03,814 --> 00:19:05,150
No, I mean last month.
548
00:19:06,859 --> 00:19:09,029
Mm-hmm. Okay.
549
00:19:09,154 --> 00:19:11,406
What did we say about
loose-fitting jewelry, hmm?
550
00:19:11,573 --> 00:19:14,535
Come on, guys, French
clasps and studs only.
551
00:19:14,702 --> 00:19:16,786
We still have a toddler who
will put anything in her mouth.
552
00:19:16,953 --> 00:19:17,997
Sounds like Henrietta.
553
00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:21,125
[LAUGHTER]
554
00:19:21,292 --> 00:19:22,585
[HENRIETTA] Sorry, Shelly.
555
00:19:22,752 --> 00:19:24,129
Oh, I mean Mistress Bella.
556
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:26,047
I'll forgive it this time.
557
00:19:26,213 --> 00:19:27,382
[CLEARS THROAT]
558
00:19:29,927 --> 00:19:33,806
Tonight, Bella LaRouche
has chosen a theme.
559
00:19:33,932 --> 00:19:36,141
Sadie Hawkins.
560
00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:39,479
Ladies choose their partners.
561
00:19:43,692 --> 00:19:45,110
Eeny...
562
00:19:45,277 --> 00:19:47,613
meeny...
563
00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:49,490
miny...
564
00:19:49,657 --> 00:19:52,326
miny...
565
00:19:52,493 --> 00:19:53,954
mine.
566
00:19:56,498 --> 00:19:59,209
Ugh, stop pouring
that swill immediately.
567
00:20:00,627 --> 00:20:04,507
A gift from Charles de Gaulle to me,
568
00:20:04,674 --> 00:20:06,425
and now from me to you.
569
00:20:06,592 --> 00:20:08,844
I'll save my "Jacques
Daniels" for another day.
570
00:20:11,597 --> 00:20:14,434
You know, I think you liked
me more when I was here less.
571
00:20:14,559 --> 00:20:16,144
I feel that way about everyone.
572
00:20:16,311 --> 00:20:17,729
[CONSTANCE] Mm.
573
00:20:17,896 --> 00:20:20,357
If I overstepped this morning,
574
00:20:20,524 --> 00:20:21,984
I apologize.
575
00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:23,945
On the bright side,
you're the proud owner
576
00:20:24,112 --> 00:20:27,240
of 263 lightly used tumbleweeds.
577
00:20:27,407 --> 00:20:31,452
You know, you're the only one
that Joyce and Doug listen to.
578
00:20:31,619 --> 00:20:35,164
And if powerful people
listen only to you,
579
00:20:35,331 --> 00:20:37,960
that means you're the
one with all the power.
580
00:20:38,085 --> 00:20:39,462
It only works if no one notices.
581
00:20:39,628 --> 00:20:41,380
Hmm. Well, how about you let me in
582
00:20:41,547 --> 00:20:44,050
on a few more secrets?
583
00:20:44,217 --> 00:20:46,386
I've been looking into
Minx's revenue projection
584
00:20:46,553 --> 00:20:48,889
for the next 24 months.
585
00:20:49,056 --> 00:20:51,016
What are your comps?
586
00:20:51,182 --> 00:20:52,393
Nothing.
587
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,644
Nothing?
588
00:20:53,811 --> 00:20:55,146
[TINA] I had to create my own.
589
00:20:56,731 --> 00:21:01,110
These are sales for every BDP title.
590
00:21:01,277 --> 00:21:02,904
Kung Fu Cuties.
591
00:21:03,071 --> 00:21:05,115
Feet! Feet! Feet!
592
00:21:05,282 --> 00:21:06,742
Yank My Doodle.
593
00:21:06,908 --> 00:21:08,578
Oh, vulgar and patriotic.
594
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,579
All high floor, low ceiling.
595
00:21:10,746 --> 00:21:14,124
Dependable, but marginal profit.
596
00:21:14,291 --> 00:21:16,753
Minx is different.
597
00:21:16,919 --> 00:21:19,630
If there's a ceiling, I
don't know where it is.
598
00:21:19,797 --> 00:21:22,718
That's the first time I've
seen you smile all day.
599
00:21:22,885 --> 00:21:25,512
Huge margins have that effect on me.
600
00:21:25,679 --> 00:21:27,181
We're gonna get along just fine.
601
00:21:27,347 --> 00:21:29,308
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
602
00:21:29,475 --> 00:21:32,103
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
603
00:21:32,228 --> 00:21:33,562
♪ ♪
604
00:21:33,729 --> 00:21:35,857
I haven't spent enough
time in the desert.
605
00:21:36,024 --> 00:21:38,110
You are making a compelling case.
606
00:21:38,276 --> 00:21:39,736
You gotta come next time.
607
00:21:39,861 --> 00:21:41,530
There's always room on the bus.
608
00:21:41,697 --> 00:21:44,533
- [MUSICIAN] We're on soon.
- Okay. [LAUGHS]
609
00:21:44,658 --> 00:21:45,659
How do you two know each other?
610
00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:47,245
Oh, come on. How can you live in LA
611
00:21:47,412 --> 00:21:49,413
and not know Jackson Browne?
612
00:21:49,538 --> 00:21:50,624
Sure, sure.
613
00:21:50,791 --> 00:21:52,459
That was Glenn Frey.
614
00:21:52,626 --> 00:21:55,629
Of the Eagles.
615
00:21:55,796 --> 00:21:58,006
Joyce, I'm a reporter for Rolling Stone.
616
00:21:58,173 --> 00:21:59,800
I know every person in this place.
617
00:21:59,966 --> 00:22:01,135
Okay, if you're trying
to prove something,
618
00:22:01,302 --> 00:22:02,844
you picked the wrong place to do it.
619
00:22:02,969 --> 00:22:04,931
Joyce Prigger, as I live and breathe.
620
00:22:05,098 --> 00:22:07,142
Well, hello, Linda Ronstadt.
621
00:22:07,309 --> 00:22:09,143
- Richie sends his regard.
- [LINDA] Mwah.
622
00:22:09,268 --> 00:22:11,855
You and Simon Michaels.
623
00:22:11,980 --> 00:22:13,315
Don't tell this man anything.
624
00:22:13,482 --> 00:22:15,692
[LAUGHS] Don't worry, she hasn't.
625
00:22:15,859 --> 00:22:18,654
We've been having a raging
debate on the pay gap in music.
626
00:22:18,821 --> 00:22:20,490
Sonny and Cher are in a bad place.
627
00:22:20,657 --> 00:22:22,158
We need your help.
628
00:22:22,325 --> 00:22:24,119
- I got you, babe.
- [LINDA] Okay.
629
00:22:24,285 --> 00:22:25,912
[JOYCE] You get it? You get that?
630
00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:27,914
I'm so glad we finally got
you out to one of these things.
631
00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:30,042
Me too, Linda.
632
00:22:30,209 --> 00:22:32,837
And as the black hole
pulls your body apart,
633
00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:37,716
galaxies form and explode
before you over the span
634
00:22:37,842 --> 00:22:42,221
of tens of thousands of years.
635
00:22:42,389 --> 00:22:44,558
[PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC PLAYS]
636
00:22:44,724 --> 00:22:47,602
Well, that is the fifth
time I've heard that today,
637
00:22:47,727 --> 00:22:49,856
and, uh...
638
00:22:50,022 --> 00:22:52,316
I still don't get it. [LAUGHS]
639
00:22:52,483 --> 00:22:54,402
[CONSTANCE] Oh, you're so
much more fun to get high with
640
00:22:54,527 --> 00:22:56,946
than that drip, Arthur Miller.
641
00:22:59,074 --> 00:23:00,074
[TIMER RINGING]
642
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,617
Oh, that's my cue.
643
00:23:01,784 --> 00:23:03,495
Burbank airport awaits.
644
00:23:03,662 --> 00:23:06,040
[DOUG] Well, guess
who's flying first class?
645
00:23:06,207 --> 00:23:08,459
She sprung for it, all three legs.
646
00:23:08,585 --> 00:23:09,585
That's nice.
647
00:23:09,627 --> 00:23:11,378
Fly safe, my dear.
648
00:23:14,716 --> 00:23:16,509
[DOUG] Huh? Huh?
649
00:23:16,676 --> 00:23:18,637
He is a treasure.
650
00:23:18,804 --> 00:23:20,639
He's ours too. We've got him.
651
00:23:20,806 --> 00:23:21,806
- [CHUCKLES]
- [CONSTANCE] Mm-hmm.
652
00:23:21,849 --> 00:23:24,185
If you like that, I got
another magazine idea
653
00:23:24,310 --> 00:23:25,604
that's gonna knock your socks off.
654
00:23:25,770 --> 00:23:28,273
- Okay.
- It's about the working rich.
655
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,025
I wanna call it Jetset.
656
00:23:30,192 --> 00:23:31,943
That's very niche.
657
00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:33,695
No, I say targeted.
658
00:23:33,862 --> 00:23:36,990
I think it's time that we
start streamlining operations,
659
00:23:37,157 --> 00:23:38,784
cut loose some of the underperformers.
660
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,077
Yeah, I agree.
661
00:23:41,746 --> 00:23:44,583
What, uh... which ones are you thinking?
662
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:46,167
- Kung Fu Cuties.
- Kung Fu Cuties.
663
00:23:46,334 --> 00:23:49,421
And Feet! Feet! Feet!
664
00:23:49,588 --> 00:23:50,839
- Really?
- [CONSTANCE] Yeah.
665
00:23:52,549 --> 00:23:54,636
Well, that one stings,
I'm gonna be honest.
666
00:23:54,761 --> 00:23:57,054
This one's gonna sting the most, then.
667
00:23:57,221 --> 00:23:59,682
I've decided to not
move forward with Beyond.
668
00:24:02,143 --> 00:24:04,730
- [CHUCKLES]
- Yeah.
669
00:24:04,855 --> 00:24:05,854
You're kidding me.
670
00:24:05,939 --> 00:24:07,107
No.
671
00:24:07,274 --> 00:24:09,693
But you just sent Carl first class.
672
00:24:11,987 --> 00:24:14,282
You just sent Carl first class.
673
00:24:14,449 --> 00:24:16,952
The ceiling for science
is just not high,
674
00:24:17,118 --> 00:24:19,954
and it's a misuse of our
most valuable resource.
675
00:24:20,121 --> 00:24:21,164
Which would be what?
676
00:24:21,331 --> 00:24:22,916
You.
677
00:24:23,041 --> 00:24:26,461
Your merchandise has made
more money for this company
678
00:24:26,629 --> 00:24:29,756
in the last six months than
anything in its entire history.
679
00:24:29,924 --> 00:24:31,842
I could just do so much
more, I promise you.
680
00:24:32,009 --> 00:24:34,346
No, but I need you to
come up with more ideas,
681
00:24:34,513 --> 00:24:36,848
your big Renetti ideas,
682
00:24:37,015 --> 00:24:39,643
for Minx.
683
00:24:39,810 --> 00:24:41,311
- All right?
- Yeah, okay.
684
00:24:41,478 --> 00:24:43,147
Carl Sagan is not the only genius
685
00:24:43,314 --> 00:24:45,691
that I got high with tonight.
686
00:24:45,857 --> 00:24:48,361
You know, they're calling you
Mug Renetti around the office.
687
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:50,029
You're goddamn right, they are.
688
00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:54,659
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
689
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,461
I could never date a civilian.
690
00:25:03,628 --> 00:25:05,379
But I really shouldn't
date musicians either.
691
00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:07,632
So you have to find
someone that's close enough
692
00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:08,799
to what you do that they get it...
693
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,510
- [JOYCE] Mm-hmm.
- [LINDA] But far enough away
694
00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:13,306
that they're cool riding
in the passenger seat.
695
00:25:13,431 --> 00:25:15,015
So I could date a musician.
696
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:16,642
Only if you want herpes.
697
00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:17,768
- Oh, my God.
- [BOTH GIGGLE]
698
00:25:17,935 --> 00:25:18,935
[PERSON] Linda, you're on, babe.
699
00:25:18,936 --> 00:25:20,521
- That's me.
- Okay.
700
00:25:22,858 --> 00:25:24,025
[SIGHS]
701
00:25:25,694 --> 00:25:28,363
Oh, hi. Me? Um...
702
00:25:28,530 --> 00:25:31,325
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
703
00:25:31,491 --> 00:25:32,910
♪ ♪
704
00:25:33,077 --> 00:25:34,202
Yes. [LAUGHS]
705
00:25:35,496 --> 00:25:37,540
[SNIFFS] Oh, fuck.
706
00:25:37,707 --> 00:25:39,000
[CLEARS THROAT] That's
like night coffee.
707
00:25:39,167 --> 00:25:40,209
[LINDA] All right.
708
00:25:40,335 --> 00:25:41,879
I am gonna play a few songs
709
00:25:42,004 --> 00:25:43,047
off the new album tonight.
710
00:25:43,212 --> 00:25:44,547
But I thought first,
711
00:25:44,715 --> 00:25:46,592
we could warm things
up with a little jam.
712
00:25:46,759 --> 00:25:48,802
So, Graham, get up here.
713
00:25:48,969 --> 00:25:51,222
Uh, JD, where is my baby?
714
00:25:51,389 --> 00:25:53,724
And... oh, Judee Sill,
I know you're mad at me,
715
00:25:53,891 --> 00:25:55,727
but I need you on guitar.
716
00:25:55,894 --> 00:25:57,479
And I need a volunteer for shakers.
717
00:25:57,645 --> 00:25:58,855
Me!
718
00:25:59,022 --> 00:26:00,607
- Get up here, Joyce Prigger.
- Okay.
719
00:26:00,774 --> 00:26:02,401
- [LINDA] Are you guys ready?
- [DRUM BEATING]
720
00:26:02,568 --> 00:26:04,362
First chair French horn. [LAUGHS]
721
00:26:07,406 --> 00:26:10,952
♪ I've been cheated ♪
722
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:14,373
♪ Been mistreated ♪
723
00:26:14,539 --> 00:26:19,544
♪ When will I be loved? ♪
724
00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:20,922
[SHELLY] Don't finish yet.
725
00:26:21,089 --> 00:26:23,298
Hold it. Hold it.
726
00:26:23,465 --> 00:26:25,927
Wallace. Look at me.
727
00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:27,762
Not in the eyes.
728
00:26:27,929 --> 00:26:30,432
I said look away, you little shit.
729
00:26:30,599 --> 00:26:32,101
[BAMBI] Hey, Doug.
730
00:26:32,266 --> 00:26:33,476
Um, I took some initiative
731
00:26:33,644 --> 00:26:35,020
and finished the Minx calendars for you.
732
00:26:35,187 --> 00:26:36,856
Oh, that's unexpected, Bambs.
733
00:26:37,023 --> 00:26:39,608
It's pretty complicated work
734
00:26:39,733 --> 00:26:41,444
to do all that stuff, but, uh...
735
00:26:44,739 --> 00:26:46,784
- You did this?
- Yeah.
736
00:26:46,950 --> 00:26:48,326
- [DOUG] It's great.
- Thank you.
737
00:26:48,493 --> 00:26:49,829
You kept the pictures big,
738
00:26:49,995 --> 00:26:52,664
and you even got Joyce's
boring quotes in there, Bambs.
739
00:26:52,831 --> 00:26:54,792
Yeah, well, the image is the real draw,
740
00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:56,669
so I put the quotes
in complimentary colors
741
00:26:56,836 --> 00:26:58,170
so they fade into the background.
742
00:26:58,337 --> 00:27:00,340
It's excellent.
743
00:27:00,507 --> 00:27:01,966
I would like you to consider it
744
00:27:02,133 --> 00:27:04,553
my application to be your secretary.
745
00:27:04,719 --> 00:27:07,347
If I'm gonna be Bottom
Dollar CFO for real someday,
746
00:27:07,514 --> 00:27:09,600
I need to apprentice with
the smartest man I know.
747
00:27:09,767 --> 00:27:11,144
And that's you.
748
00:27:11,310 --> 00:27:13,563
And Colonel Tom Parker, but he's busy.
749
00:27:15,189 --> 00:27:16,274
Think about it.
750
00:27:18,484 --> 00:27:19,528
[SIGHS]
751
00:27:20,863 --> 00:27:21,946
[LENNY HUFFS]
752
00:27:22,071 --> 00:27:24,074
I'm really giving it to her in there.
753
00:27:24,199 --> 00:27:26,326
Hey, Wallace is crying...
754
00:27:26,493 --> 00:27:28,078
- in a good way.
- [LAUGHS]
755
00:27:28,245 --> 00:27:31,582
[LINDA] ♪ When I find a new man ♪
756
00:27:31,707 --> 00:27:34,878
♪ That I want for mine ♪
757
00:27:35,003 --> 00:27:38,339
♪ He always breaks my heart in two ♪
758
00:27:38,506 --> 00:27:43,387
♪ It happens every time ♪
759
00:27:43,554 --> 00:27:48,017
♪ Oh, I've been cheated ♪
760
00:27:48,184 --> 00:27:51,145
♪ Been mistreated... ♪
761
00:27:53,315 --> 00:27:54,399
Great party tonight, hon.
762
00:27:54,524 --> 00:27:55,609
[SHELLY] Mm.
763
00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:57,068
Don't stay up too late.
764
00:27:57,194 --> 00:28:00,031
Len, I was, um,
765
00:28:00,198 --> 00:28:02,366
thinking about going back to Minx.
766
00:28:02,533 --> 00:28:04,870
Oh. It's about time.
767
00:28:05,037 --> 00:28:08,874
[LINDA] ♪ Tell me, when will I ♪
768
00:28:09,041 --> 00:28:11,877
♪ Be ♪
769
00:28:12,002 --> 00:28:17,884
♪ Loved? ♪
770
00:28:18,051 --> 00:28:19,093
You know, you looked dangerously close
771
00:28:19,260 --> 00:28:20,511
to having a good time tonight.
772
00:28:20,677 --> 00:28:23,890
[SCOFFS] Yeah, I think
that was the cocaine.
773
00:28:24,057 --> 00:28:25,225
[CHUCKLES]
774
00:28:29,396 --> 00:28:32,024
Hey, I'm sorry for torturing you today.
775
00:28:32,191 --> 00:28:33,776
I've actually been tortured.
776
00:28:33,901 --> 00:28:34,901
Today was fun.
777
00:28:34,985 --> 00:28:36,570
I met Carl Sagan.
778
00:28:36,737 --> 00:28:38,740
[JOYCE LAUGHS]
779
00:28:38,907 --> 00:28:40,241
It's just...
780
00:28:42,827 --> 00:28:44,621
Look, a lot of the people
that you've profiled
781
00:28:44,788 --> 00:28:47,041
have then taken a fall.
782
00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:50,001
You mean the ones with death camps.
783
00:28:50,168 --> 00:28:51,921
Yeah, and others. [SCOFFS]
784
00:28:52,088 --> 00:28:53,966
I see.
785
00:28:58,095 --> 00:29:00,054
I've gotten everything I've ever wanted,
786
00:29:00,222 --> 00:29:04,184
and it's happened so fast, and...
787
00:29:04,351 --> 00:29:06,562
And now you're thinking,
what if you just got lucky?
788
00:29:08,565 --> 00:29:12,277
Like, what if I screw it up?
789
00:29:12,443 --> 00:29:14,862
And then it's just all just gone again.
790
00:29:15,029 --> 00:29:17,157
[SIGHS] What then?
791
00:29:18,783 --> 00:29:19,784
I mean, it's possible.
792
00:29:19,868 --> 00:29:21,662
[JOYCE SCOFFS]
793
00:29:21,829 --> 00:29:24,290
But I have been testing another theory.
794
00:29:24,415 --> 00:29:25,457
Yeah?
795
00:29:25,624 --> 00:29:27,043
Watching you,
796
00:29:27,210 --> 00:29:28,877
reading your magazines,
797
00:29:29,044 --> 00:29:31,548
talking to just about
everyone who knows you...
798
00:29:33,758 --> 00:29:36,596
... have you ever considered that maybe
799
00:29:36,762 --> 00:29:38,805
you are exactly where you belong?
800
00:29:40,766 --> 00:29:42,686
It's okay to like it.
801
00:29:47,316 --> 00:29:50,986
[MICK RONSON'S "ONLY
AFTER DARK" PLAYING]
802
00:29:51,153 --> 00:29:54,656
[MICK] ♪ I feel my spirit fly ♪
803
00:29:56,451 --> 00:29:57,910
♪ Only after dark ♪
804
00:29:59,996 --> 00:30:04,250
[VOCALIZING]
805
00:30:04,417 --> 00:30:08,046
♪ I kiss the world goodbye ♪
806
00:30:09,673 --> 00:30:11,300
♪ Only after dark ♪
807
00:30:13,302 --> 00:30:17,432
[VOCALIZING]
808
00:30:17,598 --> 00:30:21,186
♪ Nights ♪
♪ With the city lights ♪
809
00:30:22,854 --> 00:30:24,606
♪ Only after dark ♪
810
00:30:26,359 --> 00:30:30,738
[VOCALIZING]
811
00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:34,450
♪ Run like the wonder way ♪
812
00:30:36,203 --> 00:30:38,872
♪ Only after dark ♪
813
00:30:39,039 --> 00:30:43,877
[VOCALIZING]
814
00:30:44,002 --> 00:30:49,258
♪ Won't you disappear ♪
815
00:30:49,425 --> 00:30:51,345
♪ Into midnight with me? ♪
816
00:30:51,512 --> 00:30:53,054
♪ Why don't you come? ♪
817
00:30:53,179 --> 00:30:54,556
♪ Why won't you come? ♪
818
00:30:54,723 --> 00:30:57,016
♪ Why won't you fly ♪
♪ Fly, fly? ♪
819
00:30:57,183 --> 00:31:02,022
♪ Sweet elusive fate ♪
820
00:31:02,147 --> 00:31:05,568
♪ Will be our company ♪
821
00:31:05,735 --> 00:31:08,571
♪ ♪
822
00:31:08,572 --> 00:31:13,573
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