All language subtitles for Kagefabrikken 2022

Niels?
June and Jonny will be here shortly.

Won't you go inside and get dressed?

I've prepared your old room
for you guys.

He probably just
needed some fresh air.

Show Jonny the way.

No, no, no. If they don't have a story
it doesn't matter. Right.

You might have a fantastic product.

But if you aren't your product,
you're fake.

How are you, Dad?

The bank manager was here,
so Niels just needs to...

Mum, let's talk about
what you said on the phone.

- Let's just...
- Call me again tomorrow.

But not between 8 and 9 a.m. June
and I will be running 15 km then. Bye.

- I just had to close a deal.
- Kiss...

Do you have a new cookie, Dad?

- I don't have a new cookie up my sleeve.
- No.

But if we are to save the factory,

and we are,
we have to think innovatively.

Niels, Else.

From the consumers' point of view, you're
creating potential hospital patients.

And when people look at your
cookies, they think, "butter."

They think, "fat, sugar,
blood clots, cancer, death."

What if we made healthy cookies?
What if we made a slim cookie?

- It's Jonny's idea!
- Of course, it should taste good.

I don't quite get this.

- Taste good? What do you mean?
- Dad. Calm down.

It's all right. Niels!

I've seen the accounts,
and they are...

They're a bit like a view
of the devil's arsehole.

The bank will shut us down
if we do nothing.

If we have the guts, Dad,
we can save the factory,

and we can be the people who save
the whole nation

from crowded hospitals
and an obesity epidemic.

- Niels, Niels!
- Dad...

- Should I go in there?
- No. Leave him alone, June.

I'm sorry, Niels, but as a bank,

we can't protect
the factory anymore.

What are you doing? No, no!

Sit down.

Can you breathe?

Here. Sorry...

Thank you. Thank you.

Thanks.

No, don't...

Are you okay?

- You can breathe?
- Yes. Thank you.

- You're welcome.
- Just leave. It's fine.

- Bye.
- Bye.

FOR ELSE AND JUNE

Hi, Sally.

I tried making it look
more snow-covered.

The Supersnitte.

THE CAKE DYNASTY

Hi. Hi, Connie.

Hi, Sally.

- No, that can't be right!
- Hi, ØB.

Is that you, June?
Who's grown all big and serious?

"There was a time
when we launched the cinnamon troll..."

- Hi.
- Hi.

Are you okay?

Yes.

Thanks for...

Sure. Sure.

Thanks.

I think he's on his way.

There he is.

There was a time
when we launched the cinnamon troll.

No one believed
you could eat troll cookies.

They were ugly, people said.
They had a silly name!

However, we taught
the Danes to eat... with humour.

We knew
that you don't just eat with your eyes.

You also eat for the heck of it.

So now, we will, once more,

redefine what a cookie is.

We want to...
Or we've agreed,

that we want to test
a new kind of cookie.

- A healthy cookie.
- The slim cookie.

A cookie isn't just a cookie.

- A cookie is identity.
- Identity?

A cookie doesn't just say something
about who you are.

It also says something
about who you would like to be.

So we have to look at this
much more holistically.

And we as a company depend on you
people, as employees, taking ownership.

On you identifying with
what we stand for.

- What the hell is she talking about?
- Excuse me?

Hell's bells!
What the hell are you talking about?

Good. Yes, yes.
Can you handle a bit more?

I like it.

Else, do you like it?

- You know she's praying, right?
- Who?

I don't know her name.
In the warehouse.

Religion is still a private matter, right?
Or is it?

Take a look at this.
I've sent this to the bank.

A note about our financial situation
and our new direction, all right?

- She's praying.
- Yes, that's fine. We...

- Will you prepare your presentation?
- Presentation?

You're going to the refugee centre
with the business club tomorrow.

Niels, it's a splendid opportunity to tell
the others about our new venture.

- In the warehouse. She's praying.
- Niels.

You have to do it!

Come on, Niels. Do it!

- The bank manager will be there too.
- Jes?

Hi. Do you have one of those...

- An umbrella?
- Yes.

- Do you need a ride?
- Yes.

How strange...

- It's never done that before.
- You must step on the gas pedal.

Maybe it's the ignition.
Do you subscribe to a roadside service?

Do I subscribe to a roadside service?

Only Else would know about that.

Hi. My name is Else Agger.

Our car broke down.

Yes, we're on the Boulevard.

- The Boulevard. Borgsø.
- The Boulevard. Borgsø.

- Good day. This is Falck.
- Hi.

Is there an Else here?

- That's Else. I'm Niels.
- My name's Else Agger.

I think the ignition is dead.

Do you want to come along?

Let me hear it. I want to change!

- Say it.
- I want to change.

Louder.

Good. The consumers don't trust
fat people, Connie. It's an instinct.

That when you see a fat person,
you think,

"Oh my! There are times during
the day when you can't control yourself."

'When you just lose control
and eat, eat, eat...'

Nice and easy start.
Double jump and then...

Well, come in.

My family likes to hunt.

- Would you like some tea?
- Sure.

I'll sit down.

Of course.

Here you are.

It's...

- Like that.
- Yes.

It was my grandma's.
She gave it to me when we fled.

It means,

'My child, love will find
you in the end.'

- That's beautiful.
- Yes.

Forgive me, it's just...

- Yes.
- Thanks.

Yes.

Tea?

- I thought you didn't eat sugar anymore?
- I don't.

When we release the slim cookie,

we'll reinvent the cookie market.

You see, a cookie isn't just a cookie.

A cookie is identity.

Identity. Which kind of identity?

- It can tell you who you are.
- Who are you then?

It's because June
went to business school.

June? Your daughter?

- Do you also have children?
- No.

- Hi.
- Salam.

This is Haidar.
This is Niels, my boss.

Hi!

His car broke down,
so I invited him here.

- Niels Agger.
- Haidar.

- Children's birthdays?
- What do you mean?

- With balloons.
- He works as a clown.

- Oh, as a clown?
- Yes, at the mall.

Sally weighs 133.7 kilos.

- Then it's Connie's turn.
- Weighs in at 125.5 kilos.

Doesn't it work?

- 158.3.
- I'll get a marker.

FOR ELSE AND JUNE

June?

- June!
- Yes.

- How do you guys know each other?
- We were betrothed before we were born.

Our parents arranged the marriage.

Then I had to wait
until she came of age.

That was when she was nine.
By then, we were married.

Then I found out she wasn't a virgin.

Luckily, I knew a doctor who specialised
in hymen reconstructive surgery.

'High men'?

Hymen.
We had that done, which was very good.

Because then I didn't have
to stone her.

- I'm joking!
- Sure. Yes.

- We aren't married.
- No. Well...

- Are you married?
- Yes.

- Where have you been?
- The car broke down.

I had to... call the roadside service,

and he had to take
the car to the garage.

- Did you walk home?
- Yes.

Hi, Dad.

Dad, I think Jonny and I can help
you get the company back on track.

- So we can get some peace of mind.
- It was the car that broke down.

Mum says

that you had discussed that maybe
you should go to a psychologist.

I don't know anything about that.

Well, I thought it might be good
to talk to someone.

- No.
- Goodnight. Sleep well.

Goodnight. Sleep well, Dad.

Ready?

It doesn't take much to get her mad.

Hi.

- Is something wrong?
- I'm sorry.

There was a... tear.

I'm sorry, but I didn't think
it should just stay there.

I stayed at my uncle's in Sweden,
but he passed away, so...

So I came to Denmark, to my family.

My dad built the factory.

He was a baker...

Like me.

But then he died,
and then I had to take charge.

Then we invented the Snikkelsnurre,

and things
were going exceedingly well.

We won the Danish
pastry gold medal.

And we went to the mayor's office.

Do you have a favourite cookie?

I really enjoy marzipan.

I have a thing for spongy cookies
and marzipan. Do you have a favourite?

Yes, I like kleicha.

- That's good.
- Yes?

- It's a dry cake.
- What was it called?

- Kleicha.
- Kleich...

Niels? June has made a suggestion
for your speech at the refugee centre.

You probably need to practice it a bit.

- Dad, I'll do it.
- No, it's fine.

- I can do it if need be. No worries.
- No. It's fine.

- Well...
- How are you?

I'm fine. There's the mayor.
Oh dear...

- That's good.
- Yes. Okay.

- I have to ask you about something.
- All right. What is it, honey?

- The timing here is bad...
- Just say it.

I went into...

There's Jes from the bank.
We'll go bankrupt.

No, we won't.
Hi!

- Are you in high cookie spirits, Niels?
- Yes, we are in high cookie spirits.

- Come.
- We're coming.

Dad, take a deep breath.
It'll be okay.

- I'll be right behind you.
- Yes. Okay.

Don't worry.
I'm not going to sing!

In Denmark, most people
are not defined by religion,

not by ethnicity,
but through their work.

We have therefore arranged

for you to come out and work
at our local industries.

That can give you
a wonderful opportunity

to get to know Danish culture.

Therefore, it is a great pleasure
for me to now give the floor

to the CEO of our cookie factory,
Niels Agger!

First of all, I would like to warmly
welcome you all to our country.

I also think

that it is our responsibility

to show you an idea
of Danish values.

One core value is 'hygge'.

Hygge is a Danish word
connected to relaxing,

setting yourself loose,

free speech,
telling jokes and...

Sharing cookies.

Right now, as we speak,

a new type of cookie is invented.

Whenever you eat this cookie,
you will lose weight and become slim.

- So this is a slim cookie?
- No, you will become slim.

So if I eat a lot of this cookie,
maybe I will disappear!

She means how will this slim cookie
represent Danish values?

I guess you should visit the factory,

those of you who have
a cookie dream inside.

- Yes.
- Thank you.

No. Dad!

Oh dear... Do you still swim?

We agreed on this, didn't we, Niels?

Is it...

I can't say for sure, but change
your lifestyle, or you'll go bankrupt.

- What?
- Are there worries I should...

- How do you know about that?
- About what?

- What you just said.
- Niels, deep breath.

We can't do a turnaround of the factory
with Niels in charge.

- I think you just need to help him.
- Mum, it must be passed on sometime.

And I won't hide the fact that Jonny
and I, we're ready to...

I'm not sick. I can manage.

- You collapsed, Dad.
- While the bank manager was present.

- And Mum says...
- What?

I think you should stop
navel-gazing, Niels.

We're doing this solely
for your sake, Dad.

- But I think...
- I feel splendid.

- Okay. I found this, Dad.
- What's that?

What is it, Niels?

Dear Else, dear June.

I've always thought that people
who committed suicide were weak.

But now I've prepared a rope.

I'm sorry that I can't cope anymore.
That my character is so weak.

My dad didn't think I was capable
of carrying his coffin.

"You can't do it without crying,"
is what he said.

But you must carry my coffin,
and if you were to stumble,

and put down the coffin to catch your
breath for a while, that's fine by me.

June.

I have so many memories
from your childhood.

Our trip to Rome. The ice cream
that melted in your hand.

The red dress you wanted, and when we
saw you wear it, we understood why.

I apologise, June,

that I was too awkward to give you
the love and attention that you deserved.

You guys would tell me not to apologise,
but I must.

I miss you already,

thinking of the darkness
I will soon surrender myself to.

All my love, Dad. Niels.

- Dad, it's time for you to retire.
- The bank would prefer that.

Right now, it's just important that it
should happen as smoothly as possible,

also for the sake of the employees.

Yes... So if you could just sign this.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

I just wanted to apologise about
the incident with your headscarf.

That wasn't okay.

- Did you like it?
- What do you mean?

How about you start
wearing a headscarf?

- No, I don't think so.
- Why not? You looked beautiful.

- No, I'm a feminist.
- So I'm not a feminist?

Isn't it a feminist's duty
to defend women?

But it's a symbol of oppression.

So your way of life is
the only free way of living.

- Everything else is wrong. Am I right?
- No, that's not what I said.

- I said that it's a symbol of oppression.
- So why are you wearing a bra?

- Well, it's practical.
- So it's not a symbol of oppression?

You can be a feminist
and wear a hijab.

Just like I can be a feminist
and be in a porn flick.

You were?

- Many.
- Many?

- No. You're taking the piss.
- No.

You aren't?

- You are!
- Yes.

- Is it because of the weight out there?
- No, no. No.

No. We feel that...

Or I feel

that it's difficult to see you
as part of that profile, or future...

You're fired, Connie.

- Fired?
- Yes.

But I've been here since I was 17.

- What does Else say about this?
- She wants what's best for the factory.

Hey. Yes. That's right.
Dad, you should consider this.

We want the factory to have
a more international approach.

So we're thinking 'Borgsø Cookies'.

"The Cookie Factory" is
an obvious name for a cookie factory.

Maybe Granddad couldn't think
of anything better, but we can.

Yes, and we want to stick
to the local level with "Borgsø"

and going international
with "Cookies".

Shortly, a journalist will drop by

to see how we make
the cookie of the future.

And it's important for us
that we don't just present a cookie

but that we, collectively, together,
present a new story today.

So when the journalist arrives, we
should train and look like we enjoy it.

What's going on?

We need to get her out of here.

Okay.

Thank you very much!
This is a workplace, you know.

Johannes, would you get the mop
and then take all the cloths down there?

Well...

I talked to...
I talked to the journalist

and he said it would be good
if I just did the interview.

- Okay.
- But he needs some photos.

Don't you think it would be good
if I were in those photos,

so that people could see who
the future frontman will be?

- People can read that in the interview.
- But if it's just with you...

I promise I'll say you're part of it.
Dad, I promised Mum to get dog food.

- Could you do it for me?
- Yes.

- I'm the future CEO.
- Of my factory.

- Your factory?
- Yes.

- I'm the Managing Director.
- That is the CEO.

Letters don't matter.

You're wrong, honey.
Those letters do matter.

If they're that important,
you can be the COO.

FAIR PRICES

Hi.
What are you doing here?

It turns out we have so much debt
that I probably can't save the place.

I should probably kill myself now
if I only knew how.

- No, don't.
- I was kidding. It was a bad joke.

I'm sorry.

You want to join me?

It's dates.
Yes...

- And butter.
- And butter.

Is it good?

- You can help me.
- May I?

- You're a good baker.
- Well... I can't do anything else.

- And then you roll.
- All right.

There.

My mum and dad loved kleicha.

My dad created the Snikkelsnurre.

Now, I'm making them too.

I don't think this slim cookie
is who you are.

No, the slim cookie?
No. I like sugar.

Like I always say:
It's full of sugar and fat.

But baked with love,
it only fattens a bit!

- He didn't get any dog food.
- Why not? Where did you go?

Well, I...
Lots of different places.

It was more like a...

trip from place to place.

Don't you think
it would be a relief for you

if you made the announcement
that Jonny and I will take over?

- Can we discuss that later?
- Niels...

- It's good to see you're doing better.
- Yes. Good.

We'll discuss it tomorrow.

- Well...
- Yes.

Here's our broccoli slim custard tarts.

How exciting!

- Should we...
- Let's go for it?

Very delicious. Good acidity.

It lacks some sweetness.

Okay, come.

Put your hand over here.

Yes.

It should be here.

Here?

- There.
- Yes.

Bismillah.

It's nice. Yes.

Come.

Are you okay?

It must be disembowelled right away.

No!

- I've got my eye on you!
- I'm taking it!

No!

- No.
- No!

I'll get you!

No, we can't...

Zeinab...

I'm in love with you.

- But you're married.
- Yes.

But I can get a divorce.

I'd like to marry you.

- Can I trust you?
- Yes, you can.

- What?
- You're beautiful.

Wipe your glasses.

Yes.

- What are you up to?
- What?

What are you doing with him?

- He proposed to me.
- But he's married.

He says he's in love with me.

- Didn't he try to kill himself?
- But he's happy now.

- Are you looking after yourself?
- Yes, I am.

I don't think you are.
What about your child?

I'd like to ask
for Zeinab's hand in marriage.

That's not for me to decide.

Because I'd like to convert.

- Are you circumcised?
- Yes. Or no.

- Do you have foreskin?
- Yes.

You can't sleep with a Muslim woman
if you have foreskin.

Well, we haven't been doing that.

We haven't.

- I know a guy who can help you.
- Okay. A doctor?

Calling him a doctor
would probably be a stretch.

- Are you in love with her?
- Yes. Very much so.

- You must take good care of her.
- I will.

Niels, I can't dissolve a marriage.
I can't. That's haram.

This is the cookie
that will save the factory.

- What will Else say?
- Don't worry about that.

When Else tastes this cookie,
she will understand.

- Else knows everything about cookies.
- But nothing about us.

Also for Monday? Good.
Don't mention it.

Bye, bye.

The cookie doesn't taste good.
I think we're launching it too soon.

- Taste is subjective.
- It really doesn't taste good.

You just have to get used to it,
like Schwip Schwap.

- Shri Shop?
- Schwip Schwap.

When they mixed Cola and Fanta.

Hey, June.

- So you got some dog food?
- What are you doing?

What? I was just...

I saw you kiss the cleaning lady.

No, no.

I just saw you two kiss each other!

- It's not what you think, June.
- What do I think then?

Hi!

June, I'm in love.

- I'm in love, June.
- No, you're not. Stop it.

And I can't do anything about it.
I've proposed to her, June.

- No, you haven't.
- And I must convert.

- No. What are you talking about?
- I have to.

Don't touch me!
What's happening?

You're out of your mind!
Stop it, stop it!

What are you doing?

- I can't...
- Just stop it.

- There's something else.
- Just stop!

This cookie is a fusion
of the Middle East and Denmark.

It can be sold both there and here

And yes, it makes you fat.

But I don't believe in all this
slim nonsense. I believe in that cookie.

That's the cookie we must teach
the Danes to eat. It's our new venture.

The slim cookie's already in the paper.
We'll not change our strategy now.

- What's going on?
- We'll be making Islamist cakes.

- Zeinab, come.
- What?

The cleaning lady.
What's she doing?

- This is Zeinab.
- Hi.

Zeinab, could you mention
the international thing?

I think that we can achieve
a big international breakthrough.

- What do you mean by "we"?
- Sorry. Zeinab made the cake.

Niels, what's going on?

I've offered Zeinab
a big managerial position.

What do you mean?

June's going to be CEO,
and I'm going to be COO!

Jonny, you're fired.

Dad, let's talk about this!

We're going to conquer
the Middle Eastern market.

They love it when we Scandinavians
embrace the Middle East.

Can we talk to Niels a moment?
Just the family.

The strategy is set.

- We need to talk to Niels.
- Can you leave for just five minutes?

- I think you should tell the truth.
- I've said what needed to be said.

Okay.

Dad...

He kissed the cleaning lady.

Yes, we're in a relationship now.
But let's talk about our new venture.

What did you just say?

You weren't meant
to find out this way, Else.

- What...
- I'm in love with Zeinab.

She's restored my faith in the factory.

And he's proposed to her.

Okay, what the hell
are you saying, Niels?

Proposed?

You weren't supposed
to find out about it like this.

Niels...

Else...

- There...
- You pig!

But before they place their order,
they'd like to visit the place and...

They'd like to visit us
and see the workplace conditions.

And regarding that,
I'd like the factory

to appear more Arabic.

So I thought about you, Haider.
Could you...

- Be a brown figurehead?
- No, no.

Could you lead a group of employees
that I hire from the refugee centre?

So a kind of manager position?

Let's say Head of Department.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Hi. May I come in?
- Certainly.

Please have a seat.

- Would you like some tea?
- No.

Right... Did you know
I was his father's secretary?

Really? I didn't know that.

You know, I noticed Niels right away.

I was a bit older than him,
but Niels knew what he wanted.

I understand that.

No. You don't understand.

You don't understand
what you're doing to Niels.

He can't run the factory without me.

You know, I...

I'm in love with him.

You're using him! He just can't see it.
He thinks you're in love with him.

Leave. Go.

- Please go!
- Come. Sit down.

You're so beautiful.

I realise touching you
must be a different feeling.

But...

But I can't live without him.
I can't.

- Promise you'll leave him alone.
- I can't.

But I can move in with you.

- What?
- Yes. All three of us can live there.

You don't understand, do you?

- No, wait.
- You simply don't understand!

What's going on?

That was his wife.

- Niels' wife?
- Yes.

What are you going to do?

I don't know.

- Salam. My name is Ali.
- Salam aleikum.

My name is
Mohammad Khalit Mustapha Ahmed.

But you can call me Mohammad.

- Hello. My name is Zina.
- Hello. My name is Sarah.

Yes, my name is Sally...

Sure. How can you hire so many
after firing Connie?

- We didn't fire Connie to save money.
- As I understood it...

It's also a question of finances,
as we are on the brink of bankruptcy.

The municipality subsidises us.
They cost less than Connie.

How many refugees
did you buy for Connie?

- Is one of them her cousin?
- Yes, he works in human resource.

ØB, they could buy ten for you
with all your supplements. Ten!

Stop! We'd like to demonstrate
that we're a factory

that stands for integration,
with a multi-ethnic profile.

And I may as well announce now that
we'll celebrate both Christmas and Eid.

- What the hell?
- Eid is just a fast.

It's a Muslim way of identifying oneself
with poverty, as I understand it.

Understanding other people's
cultures is healthy.

I sure as hell don't want to celebrate Eid
just because we have brown colleagues now!

Not even if they bring in municipality
subsidies. They must adapt to our culture!

It's important

that we consider our language
when contributing to the integration.

Yes. Of foreigners. Or...

Not foreigners.
That sounds so foreign.

That's why it's important that we
don't say "them" about them.

- You constantly say 'them'.
- Then what are we supposed to say?

- Us.
- "Us"?

Yes.

Us and... us too.

"Us" and "us too"?

Exactly. That way, on the one hand,
you demonstrate solidarity,

on the other hand, a... difference.

It's a bit rude speaking Arabic
while you're here.

Speaking just one language
must be hard.

- I speak English too.
- Then let's speak English.

Let's tease him.

So what's your opinion on sugar?

- Sugar?
- Yes, sugar. It's bad for people.

We believe that in the West,
sugar is used to control people's minds.

What do you mean?

The state or companies
that run society

make people addicted to sugar
in order to control them.

You really come to my country
and talk about control?

Whoa, ØB!

Everyone can eat what they please.

Of course, Niels...

You've bought it?

- Why do you want to convert?
- Well, because of Zeinab.

- You mean for love?
- Exactly.

Allah adores love.

- You won't get water in your hair!
- No.

No, I just imagined that it was possible
for me to leave this place as a Muslim.

When we say the Shahada,
then you'll be a Muslim.

But do you mean
that you want a Muslim name?

- Yes!
- Rashid.

- Yes?
- Rashid.

- Rashid?
- Yes, that's a good name.

Is it then "Rashid Agger",
with the surname?

- Rashid Agger.
- No, isn't it "Niels Rashid Agger"?

- Niels Rashid? So you can...
- Yes.

- Niels Rashid Agger.
- Rashid Niels Agger.

Yes. Rashid Niels Agger.
That's how it's going to be.

Thank you.

Come here!

- Just repeat after me.
- Yes.

There is only one God,
and Muhammad is His prophet.

- Allahu akbar. Allahu akbar!
- Allahu akbar.

Congratulations.

Rashid Niels Agger.
He loves you.

Do you intend to tell him...
about you know?

- I'll have to.
- Yes.

First, I lived in Sweden,
before I met Niels.

- Over here, we have our prayer room.
- They are all religious?

More or less.

- She wants to taste a cookie, honey.
- Didn't she just taste one?

She wants to taste another one!

- Niels!
- Else?

Come in here, please.

How about I take you
to that small Italian place?

I'd prefer you eat me first.

- We got the Iranian order.
- Come here, so we can celebrate.

Taste me!

- Am I your little baker boy?
- Yes.

I'm in the mood
for something sweet.

Niels, I know we've had a rough time.

But don't you think we can change
if we make an effort?

We'll need a bigger bed as well.

I think it's fine.

- If there are three of us...
- Three?

Yes.
Zeinab told me she'd talked to you.

About what?

That she'll move in here.
She likes you.

She's using you!
Don't you get that at all?

The new strategy won't work
without Zeinab's cookies.

It's your own choice.

That my husband lets me down
with someone like that?

- Am I boring?
- Well...

Else, you have to admit that it's been
many, many years since our last coitus.

When I wake up in the morning
and look at you...

I really hope you're dead.

But you can't even manage that.

We may both have grown old and fat,

but you've grown bitter as well,
and no one can love that.

Niels. Niels...

Tell me you love me.

I need you, Else.

Don't you love me anymore?

I love you.

Good. Good.

But it's possible to live together
in other ways.

- Hi.
- Hi.

This is for you.

Thank you.

Aren't you going to open it?

Sure.

It's nice.

It's the Hand of Fatima.

The eye in here will protect you
during periods of transition.

And of course, it's gold.

Thank you. Thanks.

No, let me do this.

- Go tell Niels we'll eat in a minute.
- What are we having?

- We're having chicken.
- Chicken?

- That's good.
- Yes.

- Would you go get him?
- Niels!

I don't think he can hear you.
Please, go get him.

Niels!

- It's delicious.
- Thanks.

How are June and Jonny doing?

They're doing fine.

If it weren't for June,
the factory would've gone bankrupt.

Did she learn about "being"
your product at business school?

I know a little business myself.
I helped my family back home

who sold a little...

- I can't do this.
- Sure you can.

No, I can't do it.

- Do you really think she loves you?
- Else.

Destroying a family is haram.

And Allah says that love can be shared
by more than two people.

No, no... No.

You know what I was thinking?

I think it would be good for us

if all of us were Muslim.

It would fit well
with the rebranding of the factory.

Niels? Niels.

Can you just approve a delivery?

- I have to fix this...
- Two minutes.

Thanks. Thank you very much.

- You should taste these.
- Yes...

This one has hazelnuts.

Thanks...

- It's 100% halal.
- Yes. Fine.

- Thanks, Zeinab.
- Yes.

I don't think Else is feeling well.

No.

- There's something I have to tell you.
- Yes?

- Niels?
- Yes?

- The factory called. You need to go.
- Now?

Yes.

- Do you smoke?
- No thanks.

Me neither.

I can't...

Come, come!

Breathe.

There, there...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

The other day, Niels,
I made a little joke. Right?

And afterwards, one of them came
over and threatened me.

I was told you fiddled with the compass
in the prayer room,

so our butts pointed
towards Mecca.

- They've no sense of humour...
- Don't poke fun at people's faith.

Then how do we get through to them?

I realise it's tough
when we're hiring new staff,

but our business
is undergoing a radical change.

- Weren't they hired to save money?
- We're rebranding our factory.

We must all adapt,
so we can stay on a common path.

Yes, but at times,
there is no common path.

Sometimes,
there's no "us" and "us too".

Sometimes, it's just us and them!

Not if you want to keep your job.

Habibi.
It was Al-Jazeera.

- Really?
- They want to talk to us.

- Niels and you?
- No, you and me!

It's a great story
in the Muslim countries.

That we're a family business trying out
other cultures' ways of cohabitation.

That story will sell the cookies.

Wait. I have something for you.

- Al-Jazeera?
- A giant platform for branding.

That will give us the major contracts.

- No, that won't be necessary.
- It's strictly business.

May I?

But I'm not going
to say anything, right?

No. Just say it like it is.

But how is it?

Well, you're tired
of the tabooing of religion

and death

and other kinds
of questions in life.

You're wondering about
the tsunami of depression, anxiety

and mental dissatisfaction pouring
in over Western societies.

Well, they've adapted to us
for a hundred years, Else.

Now, it's our turn to adapt to them.

- Or is that too much?
- Yes, maybe a bit.

I'll write a script for you.

Okay.

This is an amazing chance.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Hello, everyone.
- Hello, everyone.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- It's been a while.
- It...

It's been a while.

I am glad to see you.

Oh my... I am...

- I am glad to see you.
- I am glad to see you...

Yep.

- Hi.
- Hi, Dad.

- Come in.
- What's happening? Where's Mum?

- We're doing an interview.
- Where's Mum?

In there. She's being interviewed
by Al-Jazeera with Zeinab.

Come.

- Did you know they'd be here?
- No.

Wow! I'll be damned.

- Here, have one. It's a sawda.
- What?

It's a chicken liver
with a very distinct aftertaste.

- But you get used to it quickly.
- No thanks.

I think I'll wait for some herring.
Maybe there's schnapps?

- There will be schnapps.
- Lovely.

- Hi.
- Here's our Easter table.

Hi.

There are some very funny traditions
about this Easter table.

For example, the rolling of the eggs,
hunting the bunny.

But it also marks

Jesus' death and rebirth.
One of Allah's many prophets.

Well... Well.

That was it.

My wives will show you out.

- This way.
- Thank you for coming.

- Is it lamb?
- Yes, with paprika and chili.

A bit of chili.
And za'atar. It's a spice.

- Okay. It's delicious.
- Why are you wearing that?

It was better to wear a scarf
during the interview.

- Don't they expect that?
- I don't know. It's respectful.

- But you look beautiful with it.
- Thank you.

June, do you like the food?
You're not eating.

It's very delicious.

Jonny, do you like the food?
How's work?

No, I have to say it! It's too weird
that the three of you live together.

- We don't care what others think.
- But it's weird.

- We take care of each other.
- Sure. Okay...

But you don't seem well, Mum.
You're not happy, are you?

June...

Mum just tried helping you
and the factory, and then you do this.

Okay...

I'd like to thank you, June.
And Jonny. You've taught me much.

And I'd like... to make a toast

to making ends meet
and celebrating Easter as a family.

Both Else, Zeinab and myself

have a strong desire to overcome all
the difficulties and succeed with this.

Inshallah.

As such, I'm so happy that Zeinab
has become part of this family.

Thanks.

And that she has accepted becoming
a shareholder with me and Else.

- What? Is Zeinab a shareholder now?
- Yes.

What the hell is going on?

So now she's entering our little family?
Worming her way in?

Is she going to take
over my grandfather's factory?

June, you have the right to blame me.
I'm okay with that.

But you two couldn't deliver
the necessary cookie. You couldn't!

You almost destroyed the factory!

Zeinab provided that cookie, and for
that she deserves our gratitude!

- Let's eat...
- I'm leaving!

I can't take this anymore.
I'm leaving. Sorry.

- Are you coming, Jonny?
- June?

- No! I'm leaving now.
- June.

- Take that scarf off, Mum.
- No, June!

- June, come back.
- No, no!

You're not doing well.
You need to leave this.

The factory has started
selling cookies again.

- June, stay.
- No, no, no...

Yes?

- Hi.
- Hi.

Sleeping in the living room
feels strange.

Well, at some point in time,

we were going to try it out,

even though it feels a bit strange.

Strange?

Well, I don't want to,
if you don't want it.

Okay.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

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- I don't understand...
- She has a husband in Iraq.

And she has a child
she wants to bring up here.

How do you know this?

I read it in her documents.

- Haidar! Where's Zeinab?
- Is something the matter?

Does she have
a husband and a child in Iraq?

You have to talk to her.

Is that what you want?
You're trying to destroy everything!

Zeinab?

- Zeinab! What's going on?
- I was going to tell you...

- You have a husband and a child.
- Shut up! You don't understand.

- Why didn't you...
- Niels, I love you!

Do you have
a husband and a child in Iraq?

Yes, but I love you. My love is true.
I swear to God.

No, no!

I looked through
Zeinab's belongings and found this.

We can't afford
to lose the Saudis, Niels.

Please, help yourself.

Please, help yourself.

Dear Niels. I've wanted to tell you
something for a long time,

but as time passed,
I found it harder and harder.

I have a daughter in Iraq, Aida.

She lives with her father's family.

I left my husband,
so I couldn't bring her with me.

For years,
I've tried getting her here

but there are many financing,

housing and job requirements.

After we met each other
at the factory, it may be possible,

but I don't know
if you and Else want this.

It's a lot to ask of Else.

I hope you will understand
and forgive me.

I love you. Zeinab.

Is it family-run?

You know, our daughter, June,
is the future of the factory.

And like the rest of the family,
she's so dedicated to learning the craft.

I see.

- But please, help yourself.
- Thank you.

- What is the recipe?
- It's a family secret.

It tastes like home.

Thank you so much.
It's actually our motto.

- It's delicious.
- Thank you.

And where is Rashid Niels Agger?

I'm sure you will meet him
the next time you're in Denmark.

- Mr. Agger!
- Welcome.

- Mr. Agger, how are you?
- I'm fine. How are you?

Fine.

I'm so happy to see you.
Have you tasted our cookies?

- Delicious.
- Thank you.

We are so proud, all of us.
You know...

We make all of our cookies with love.