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Do you know James Bande 00Sex?
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Defeater of Dr. Dildo and her Amazons,
in a previous adventure,
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which you enjoyed
in "James Bande 00Sex, Part I",
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proudly presented
by the Prestige Collection,
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of which you are doubtless
a loyal customer, by now.
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James Bande is "The man who gets hard
faster than his shadow".
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He invented "coitus automaticus",
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all done via remote control.
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This episode of his tumultuous existence,
now told for your pleasure,
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takes place in June 1986,
while he was working with O.S.Sex 69,
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on behalf of Linda Loveliest,
ex-porn-star,
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who had become a special agent
for President Ray-Gun.
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0.S.Sex 69 and James Bande
were brothers in arms,
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like two raised fingers,
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ever ready to probe inside
the female Soviet spy circle.
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Yeah...
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Yeah...
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Yeah...
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You like that?
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However, after getting acquainted
with the whole James Bande harem,
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the despicable O.S.Sex 69 then defected,
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making rear entry for the K.G.B.,
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under the new name of Tchernikov.
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In other words, we were screwed,
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all the more
since we thought he'd gone AW.O.L,,
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after trying to penetrate
one of our spy rings,
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one of the greedier ones...
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Comrade Olga?
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Connect me to Comrade Tchernikov!
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Yes, Comrade Chief.
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Hello?
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Comrade Tchernikov?
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Comrade Bartowski speaking.
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Hello, Comrade Chief.
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Report to my datcha at once.
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I have a mission of the utmost importance
for you.
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Jump to it!
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That's exactly what I'm doing!
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I'll come as soon as I'm finished.
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Comrade Olga?
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Call Comrade Aldorf.
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Yes, Comrade Chief.
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Comrade Aldorf?
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Hello, Comrade Chief.
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Report to my datcha at once!
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But... I'm on leave!
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Don't give me that, Comrade!
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The people... need you.
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Right, I'm on my way, Chief.
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- Hello, Comrade Olga.
- Hello, Comrade Tchernikov.
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- Is Comrade Chief here?
- You have to wait, Comrade.
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He's currently got Comrade President
on the line.
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Fine, fine!
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Let's kill some time...
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last time,
we had a whole two hours of it...
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Well, Comrade Tchernobyl...
you don't waste a minute!
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Come on in, Comrade...
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- Comarde Olga can accommodate another.
- Really?
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Share and share alike, right?
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0.S.Sex 69 had made a habit
of sharing the glory with James Bande,
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and old habits die hard,
through thick and thin.
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Now that he had become Tchernikov,
he colluded with Aldorf,
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in order to fuck his way
through the entire female KGB contingent.
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Hail, Chief!
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Comrade Tchernikov!
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Comrade Aldorf!
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What do you think you're doing?
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In my office, at once!
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- Right now, Chief?
- At oncel
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Right, Chief...
Okay, Chief...
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Comrade Olga...
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I leave my Bulgarian umbrella
in your capable hands...
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just take extra care, won't you?
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Don't worry about the Chief...
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Comrade Chief...
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Comrades, I have a double mission
of the utmost importance for you.
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Comrades...
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Tchernikov, you'll go to the Persian Gulf
with agent Panarovich.
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Comrade Olga will brief you fully.
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Right, Comrade Chief!
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Comrade Aldorf...
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British agent 00Sex...
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is on leave in Normandy.
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You will work with a special crack team
of our ladies,
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and together you will neutralize him!
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- Right, Chief!
- On the double!
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The mission entrusted to Tchernikov
was not so simple.
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He had to gain the favor of Amour El Sodo,
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emir of Sodomy,
in the Trunk-A-Stand empire,
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in order to get his oil pipeline diverted,
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away from his current distraction,
some dishy American spy,
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and towards the Soviet Union again.
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Back there,
the presidential erection was nearing,
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yet their wells had become
one giant empty scrotum...
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Meanwhile back in Normandy,
James Bande was whiling away the hours,
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in the company of some call-girl,
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who had perfected the art of blowing,
on the job, at Madame Saint-Claude's.
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During his flight to Sodomy,
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Tchernikov's eye was caught
by one particular fellow passenger,
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and soon things were really beginning
to take off,
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for she was in fact one of Amour El Sodo's
most lethal agents.
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One fine sunny afternoon,
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Tchernikov landed in the Persian Gulf
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to embark on this exciting mission,
entrusted by the KGB.
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His powers of seduction
were soon in full effect,
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and the nymphs came in swarms,
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with only one purpose from then on:
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to get his leg around them all.
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Settled at his residence,
James Bande bonded a little,
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making a thick, juicy hot-dog
between the call-girl's lips.
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Tchernikov actually encountered
few obstacles
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in boarding Amour El Sodo's luxury yacht,
no' kidding,
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those heavenly creatures
met him with open arms,
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and their sworn duty
to protect Amour El Sodo
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was quickly overcome
with a few squirts of deadly sperm.
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Amour El Sodo, as his name suggests...
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or rather, as his name does not suggest,
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was particularly keen
on having his whistle blown.
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Tchernikov, ever happy to share
his harem with other men,
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avidly pursued the creature
already servicing Amour El Sodo.
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Left alone, the two girls found comfort
in some mutual caressing,
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however, this being new territory,
the rewards were hard to find.
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While Tchernikov made rapid progress
between the buttocks of these nymphs,
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for the greater good of his assignment,
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James Bande 00Sex
was finding inspiration,
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in his oral servicing downstairs.
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Such a lethal weapon
needed a good polishing,
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to glow, to shine,
his blade of Toledo steel...
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However, let's get back to Aldorf,
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the other KGB agent, in his mission
to neutralize James Bande.
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Being rather cowardly,
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he couldn't tackle this top secret agent
alone,
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and secured the help of Dr. Dildo
and her Amazons.
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Dr. Dildo, a well-rounded babe,
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then joined the mission,
along with her ablest fighters,
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who, in spite of their upbringing
on Lesbos,
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had recently aquired bisexual citizenship.
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Thus, this motley crew
approached James Bande's residence,
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with the aim of bringing about his demise,
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through total sexual exhaustion.
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Ever loyal to the KGB,
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Tchernikov would have to fuck his way
through twice as many asses,
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"Sodom and Gomorrah!"
became the call of the hour.
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Soon, his female followers
adopted their own version,
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in their task for Tchernikov,
"Sodom-Bande-Gonorrhea!"
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"Sodom-Bande-Gonorrhea!"
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Sometimes we have to spell out
Tchernikov's tactics,
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this particular school of espionage
has biblical origins!
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Tchernikov had almost accomplished
his mission.
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Little did he know,
on the other side of the planet,
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James Bande, his former accomplice,
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was about to face the ultimate obstacle,
in his long career.
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He was whiling away the hours
with Amour El Sodo's daughters,
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happy in the knowledge that Tchernikov
had proven the perfect partner in crime.
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His confidence brought unrestricted access
in all the right places...
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The war strategy favored by
Dr. Dildo's Amazons and Aldorf
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was now clear enough
and attack was imminent.
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Meanwhile, Tchernikov
had no plans for a cease-fire...
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in his happy engagement
with Amour El Sodo's brood.
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Dr. Dildo preferred a quieter approach,
closing in on James Bande,
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for the perfect ambush.
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Lead astray by Tchernikov,
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Amour El Sodo soon abandoned
all his former principles,
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and tried his dirty hand
at a bit of incest,
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forming a Royal Quadrangle
with Tchernikov and his two daughters.
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Back in Normandy, a full female cavalry
led their charge on one poor man...
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but that man was James Bande,
whose weapon was already well-oiled,
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and these female warriors were all soon
fucked and sodomised into submission.
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What a bastard!
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Shit!
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However, neither Dr. Dildo nor Aldorf
could have anticipated...
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that sex doesn't recongise any uniform,
or any frontier,
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and chaos ensued,
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both nations and both sexes
formed a new alliance,
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not seeking the ulitimate weapon,
but ultimate pleasure.
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Things were soon wrapped up
between Tchernikov and Amour El Sodo,
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who leant out his yacht,
before transferring to a KGB jet,
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to rejoin Aldorf and the Amazons,
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still bent on annihilating James Bande.
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However, the KGB really hadn't done
their homework this time...
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otherwise they'd have know...
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that Tchernikov and James Bande
had been bosom buddies for years,
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since he'd been a bird
of a different feather...
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O.S. Sex 69.
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Say, my socialist friend...
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instead of kidnapping me,
why not join our party in the West?
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My government will be glad
to grant you political asylum.
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When the two former
accomplices met again,
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friendship eclipsed ideology.
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They buried the soviet sickle, preferring
to retread their way through womankind,
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since pleasures are so much better
when shared.
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James Bande and Tchernikov...
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restored Dr. Dildo's taste for sausage,
with relish of sperm,
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and she sure had the best chefs...
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What a pity, Comrade Olgal!
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Our Comrades have defected to the West...
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where they prefer Coca-Cola...
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to our beloved vodkal
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THE END16058
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