Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,642 --> 00:00:04,475
(film reel whirs)
2
00:00:14,053 --> 00:00:17,595
(film reel whirs)
3
00:00:17,596 --> 00:00:20,179
(screen beeps)
4
00:00:31,516 --> 00:00:35,383
- [Riley's Mother]
Riley, Amy's here.
5
00:00:35,384 --> 00:00:37,579
Tell her I'll Venmo
her later this week.
6
00:00:38,829 --> 00:00:43,662
(door slams) (dog barks)
7
00:01:00,945 --> 00:01:03,362
(slow music)
8
00:01:04,906 --> 00:01:06,885
♪ Don't stop ♪
9
00:01:06,886 --> 00:01:10,315
♪ Come on and just
walk, don't stop ♪
10
00:01:10,316 --> 00:01:11,654
♪ Just walk, don't stop ♪
11
00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:16,283
♪ Hey, my bae, heard
you want some action ♪
12
00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:20,762
♪ Hey, I'm on my way, come on ♪
13
00:01:20,763 --> 00:01:23,202
♪ We were on top when
we were all we got ♪
14
00:01:23,203 --> 00:01:25,622
♪ Even in the winter we
could always get it hot ♪
15
00:01:25,623 --> 00:01:28,382
♪ Certified sunshine,
we got it on lock ♪
16
00:01:28,383 --> 00:01:30,762
♪ Loving you forever,
ever, until I forgot ♪
17
00:01:30,763 --> 00:01:33,483
♪ I said I need less talk,
a little more space ♪
18
00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:35,952
♪ I need to know my feelings
but my words got in the way ♪
19
00:01:35,953 --> 00:01:38,662
♪ Never really think straight
and you walked away ♪
20
00:01:38,663 --> 00:01:41,262
♪ I ain't good at noticing
and now I gotta change ♪
21
00:01:41,263 --> 00:01:42,622
♪ I heard you're back in town ♪
22
00:01:42,623 --> 00:01:43,822
♪ Been coming around ♪
23
00:01:43,823 --> 00:01:46,143
♪ I know I said before, but
I will never let you down ♪
24
00:01:46,144 --> 00:01:47,742
♪ I see you looking my way ♪
25
00:01:47,743 --> 00:01:49,082
♪ I felt the wind change ♪
26
00:01:49,083 --> 00:01:51,442
♪ We can try again and
make it summer every day ♪
27
00:01:51,443 --> 00:01:53,282
♪ I know you've been down ♪
28
00:01:53,283 --> 00:01:54,882
♪ I'm still the
one in your heart ♪
29
00:01:54,883 --> 00:01:57,182
♪ But we could get together
♪ ♪ And we'd never be apart ♪
30
00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:59,962
♪ I want to get
down and restart ♪
31
00:01:59,963 --> 00:02:02,682
♪ Everything we do
is a work of art ♪
32
00:02:02,683 --> 00:02:07,683
♪ Hey, my bae, heard
you want some action ♪
33
00:02:07,803 --> 00:02:12,803
♪ Hey, I'm on my way,
yeah, yeah, come on ♪
34
00:02:12,923 --> 00:02:17,923
♪ Hey, my babe, heard
you want some action ♪
35
00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:22,423
♪ Hey, I'm on my way, come on ♪
36
00:02:22,424 --> 00:02:23,902
♪ I made a friend on the block ♪
37
00:02:23,903 --> 00:02:25,143
♪ He's everything I'm not ♪
38
00:02:25,144 --> 00:02:27,702
♪ Slick like a flame
and fresh as E-Z Rock ♪
39
00:02:27,703 --> 00:02:29,063
♪ I said, how do you do it ♪
40
00:02:29,064 --> 00:02:30,617
♪ I take everything
in stride, he said ♪
41
00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:31,465
♪ When the world don't vibe ♪
42
00:02:31,466 --> 00:02:32,823
♪ You gotta go with
what's inside ♪
43
00:02:32,824 --> 00:02:35,705
♪ He said, break your chains,
stop running in place ♪
44
00:02:35,706 --> 00:02:37,861
♪ Throw your inhibitions
out with all your somedays ♪
45
00:02:37,862 --> 00:02:40,922
♪ Go get your girl,
make her your world ♪
46
00:02:40,923 --> 00:02:43,310
♪ Come back when you get
out of your head, fool ♪
47
00:02:43,311 --> 00:02:47,303
♪ Been living in the sun,
every day a new one ♪
48
00:02:47,304 --> 00:02:50,229
(tires screeching)
49
00:02:50,230 --> 00:02:53,230
(truck engine revs)
50
00:02:55,698 --> 00:02:57,625
- You picked the wrong
day to fuck with me.
51
00:02:57,626 --> 00:02:59,544
(slow music)
52
00:02:59,545 --> 00:03:02,295
(car door slams)
53
00:03:20,948 --> 00:03:23,698
(birds chirping)
54
00:03:29,521 --> 00:03:33,234
(slow music continues)
55
00:03:33,235 --> 00:03:35,735
(window taps)
56
00:03:37,059 --> 00:03:39,809
(glass shatters)
57
00:03:44,005 --> 00:03:47,439
♪ Welcome to my dream ♪
58
00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:51,159
♪ It's good to see you again ♪
59
00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:54,324
♪ We can kick back now ♪
60
00:03:54,325 --> 00:03:58,104
♪ The show has reached the end ♪
61
00:03:58,105 --> 00:04:01,523
♪ Turn out the lights ♪
62
00:04:01,524 --> 00:04:04,224
♪ It's late in the hour ♪
63
00:04:04,225 --> 00:04:05,289
(Amy sighs)
64
00:04:05,290 --> 00:04:08,618
♪ Everything you love ♪
65
00:04:08,619 --> 00:04:12,259
♪ Has all come home ♪
66
00:04:12,260 --> 00:04:17,260
♪ Farewell for now, my friend ♪
67
00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:24,200
♪ I'll see you around again ♪
68
00:04:26,305 --> 00:04:31,305
♪ Farewell for now, my friend ♪
69
00:04:33,145 --> 00:04:38,145
♪ I'll see you around again ♪
70
00:04:40,224 --> 00:04:42,714
♪ Believe in me ♪
71
00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:44,465
- Good morning, Dawn.
72
00:04:45,655 --> 00:04:47,475
What do you think, really?
73
00:04:47,476 --> 00:04:49,039
Don't be so judgmental.
74
00:04:51,057 --> 00:04:54,576
♪ True to form forever ♪
75
00:04:54,577 --> 00:04:56,844
♪ Magic show, twilight ♪
76
00:04:56,845 --> 00:04:59,148
- Alexa, play headlines.
77
00:04:59,149 --> 00:05:02,385
- [News Announcer] High today
of 58 and partly cloudy skies.
78
00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:04,395
Future cast looking like
it's going to stay clear
79
00:05:04,396 --> 00:05:05,625
through the weekend.
80
00:05:05,626 --> 00:05:07,605
Turning to today's big story,
81
00:05:07,606 --> 00:05:09,885
alleged prolific
rapist Jim Dejello,
82
00:05:09,886 --> 00:05:11,205
or the stocking strangler,
83
00:05:11,206 --> 00:05:13,275
is facing arraignment
in four days.
84
00:05:13,276 --> 00:05:14,805
He's accused of eight murders
85
00:05:14,806 --> 00:05:17,505
and 24 counts of sexual
assault across three counties
86
00:05:17,506 --> 00:05:18,825
in Northern California.
87
00:05:18,826 --> 00:05:20,985
We'll bring you live up
to the minute coverage.
88
00:05:20,986 --> 00:05:21,819
In sports news-
89
00:05:21,820 --> 00:05:25,064
- Good morning, Mavis,
looking good today.
90
00:05:25,065 --> 00:05:27,855
(dog barks)
91
00:05:27,856 --> 00:05:31,485
Shit, Molly, what'd I tell
you about staying up late,
92
00:05:31,486 --> 00:05:33,253
watching reruns of "Friends"?
93
00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:38,373
(slow orchestral music)
94
00:05:55,777 --> 00:05:57,285
(tablet chirps)
95
00:05:57,286 --> 00:06:01,125
Great, I have five
friends, two from work,
96
00:06:01,126 --> 00:06:04,789
two family members, and a
guy from India I don't know.
97
00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:08,016
At least I have you guys.
98
00:06:09,007 --> 00:06:13,174
(slow orchestral
music continues)
99
00:06:19,543 --> 00:06:21,876
(Amy sighs)
100
00:06:29,403 --> 00:06:32,066
(tablet chirps)
101
00:06:32,067 --> 00:06:36,234
(slow orchestral
music continues)
102
00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:43,255
♪ In New Orleans ♪
103
00:06:43,256 --> 00:06:45,813
♪ They call it the ♪
104
00:06:45,814 --> 00:06:48,711
(door jingles)
105
00:06:48,712 --> 00:06:53,379
♪ It's been the ruin
of many a poor boy ♪
106
00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:57,204
- Hey.
107
00:06:57,205 --> 00:06:58,038
- Come on.
108
00:06:58,039 --> 00:07:00,045
- Hey, excuse me, excuse me.
- Yes, with Ellie.
109
00:07:00,046 --> 00:07:01,046
Can she do it?
110
00:07:01,876 --> 00:07:03,795
Yes, just a fill.
111
00:07:03,796 --> 00:07:05,115
- The line?
112
00:07:05,116 --> 00:07:06,945
- Unless there's time for a gel.
113
00:07:06,946 --> 00:07:07,779
- Come on.
114
00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:09,799
- Does she have time
for a gel and dip?
115
00:07:11,416 --> 00:07:13,995
I have french tips on right now.
116
00:07:13,996 --> 00:07:16,249
Does Ellie have time
for a gel and dip?
117
00:07:22,119 --> 00:07:23,175
(audience applauds)
118
00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:25,999
Can I add a pedicure and
then gel for my toes?
119
00:07:26,836 --> 00:07:28,699
- Miss, please, there's a line.
120
00:07:30,936 --> 00:07:32,205
(barista sighs)
121
00:07:32,206 --> 00:07:34,335
- Yes, 11:00 am it is.
122
00:07:34,336 --> 00:07:37,219
Yes, okay, thank you,
you're so awesome.
123
00:07:38,206 --> 00:07:40,335
I'll have a skinny
oat milk latte,
124
00:07:40,336 --> 00:07:42,555
and then make sure it's organic.
125
00:07:42,556 --> 00:07:44,205
It is organic?
126
00:07:44,206 --> 00:07:45,046
- Yes, ma'am.
- How do you know
127
00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:46,695
it's organic, are
you just saying that?
128
00:07:46,696 --> 00:07:47,696
- It's organic.
129
00:07:52,546 --> 00:07:54,615
- Uh, hi, could I
get two black coffees
130
00:07:54,616 --> 00:07:56,419
and a blueberry muffin?
131
00:07:57,886 --> 00:07:58,886
Keep the change.
132
00:08:03,372 --> 00:08:04,372
Hey.
133
00:08:07,606 --> 00:08:09,675
- What, they always
fuck up your order.
134
00:08:09,676 --> 00:08:10,509
- I know.
135
00:08:10,510 --> 00:08:12,705
- Jesus, have some balls
and return this crap.
136
00:08:12,706 --> 00:08:14,025
Here, I'll do it-
- No, no, no, no.
137
00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:15,426
It's not, it's fine.
138
00:08:18,066 --> 00:08:20,415
So what are you, like, 58 weeks?
139
00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:23,025
- Try 22, ass wipe.
140
00:08:23,026 --> 00:08:24,555
I'm literally gonna get so fat,
141
00:08:24,556 --> 00:08:27,045
I'm gonna be the
elephant in the room.
142
00:08:27,046 --> 00:08:28,905
- You and Tommy
pick out a name yet?
143
00:08:28,906 --> 00:08:30,885
- No, we can't agree on a name.
144
00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:31,886
- Still?
145
00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,515
Is it that big a
deal, just pick one.
146
00:08:34,516 --> 00:08:36,705
- Yeah, you're right, it's
just the rest of her life.
147
00:08:36,706 --> 00:08:37,706
No big deal.
148
00:08:40,726 --> 00:08:42,344
Sis, are you happy?
149
00:08:42,345 --> 00:08:43,178
(Amy scoffs)
150
00:08:43,179 --> 00:08:45,841
I mean, really,
like, I don't know.
151
00:08:45,842 --> 00:08:47,535
I just feel like ever
since Dad passed,
152
00:08:47,536 --> 00:08:50,865
you just haven't
really moved on.
153
00:08:50,866 --> 00:08:52,579
- Yeah, yeah, I'm happy.
154
00:08:55,756 --> 00:08:57,075
Uh, I'm as happy as
I'm ever gonna be,
155
00:08:57,076 --> 00:09:00,010
so let's just leave it at that.
156
00:09:00,011 --> 00:09:01,011
- Okay.
157
00:09:01,726 --> 00:09:05,239
- What about you, what
about the business loan?
158
00:09:06,316 --> 00:09:07,995
- I have a meeting tomorrow.
159
00:09:07,996 --> 00:09:08,829
- [Amy] Oh!
160
00:09:08,829 --> 00:09:09,766
- Well, a virtual meeting, Zoom.
161
00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:11,115
- Ugh, Zoom.
162
00:09:11,116 --> 00:09:13,485
- I know, right, it's like
the millennial's response
163
00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,615
to the mullet,
business on the top,
164
00:09:15,616 --> 00:09:16,649
party on the bottom.
165
00:09:16,650 --> 00:09:18,195
(Amy laughs)
166
00:09:18,196 --> 00:09:20,469
Hey, let's meet tomorrow
after and we can celebrate.
167
00:09:21,376 --> 00:09:22,905
- Sweet.
168
00:09:22,906 --> 00:09:25,575
Shit, I should go, I gotta
bring Collin his coffee.
169
00:09:25,576 --> 00:09:26,576
- Oh, God.
170
00:09:27,658 --> 00:09:28,491
- [Amy] See you tomorrow?
171
00:09:28,491 --> 00:09:29,324
- Yes.
172
00:09:29,324 --> 00:09:30,324
- [Amy] Cool.
173
00:09:31,968 --> 00:09:34,425
(upbeat music)
174
00:09:34,426 --> 00:09:37,129
- Everyone who comes in
here, I give my heart to,
175
00:09:38,146 --> 00:09:42,940
and that's why I see you,
I see your situation.
176
00:09:42,941 --> 00:09:44,505
The best way to get
over somebody is
177
00:09:44,506 --> 00:09:45,919
to get underneath somebody-
178
00:09:48,526 --> 00:09:49,526
Amy!
179
00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:53,055
There she is, Amy.
180
00:09:53,056 --> 00:09:55,665
Come on, don't hide behind
the balloons. (laughs)
181
00:09:55,666 --> 00:09:59,145
Come on out, come
on, there she is.
182
00:09:59,146 --> 00:10:01,845
There you are, I'm
sorry, what day is it?
183
00:10:01,846 --> 00:10:03,015
Oh, it's today, right,
184
00:10:03,016 --> 00:10:05,205
it's just later in
the day than usual.
185
00:10:05,206 --> 00:10:06,039
Can I see you
186
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,509
in my office right freaking
(snaps) now, please?
187
00:10:09,436 --> 00:10:12,349
Thank you, all right,
thanks for playing.
188
00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,135
And thank you for playing.
189
00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,685
We'll take this
up later. (laughs)
190
00:10:17,686 --> 00:10:19,593
Something to remember you by.
191
00:10:33,487 --> 00:10:36,070
(Collin sighs)
192
00:10:37,006 --> 00:10:40,999
I'm very disappointed
in you, Amy.
193
00:10:42,586 --> 00:10:45,615
I mean, I thought that you
were in a good position
194
00:10:45,616 --> 00:10:47,445
to be employee of the month,
195
00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:51,645
but you showing up
four minutes late,
196
00:10:51,646 --> 00:10:54,105
that really doesn't
help your chances.
197
00:10:54,106 --> 00:10:55,455
- Right, sorry, I have to ask.
198
00:10:55,456 --> 00:10:57,165
Are you watering this plant?
199
00:10:57,166 --> 00:10:59,239
I mean, come on, it
needs water and love.
200
00:11:01,816 --> 00:11:06,525
- Amy, who cares
about the plant?
201
00:11:06,526 --> 00:11:10,399
We are talking about your
future here, (knocks) now.
202
00:11:11,686 --> 00:11:13,665
All right, I mean, look
at you, Amy. (scoffs)
203
00:11:13,666 --> 00:11:18,075
You got, what, five miserable
pieces of fucking flare on.
204
00:11:18,076 --> 00:11:20,775
Did we not have
the flair pin talk?
205
00:11:20,776 --> 00:11:23,955
Do you think that Jen
would show up to work
206
00:11:23,956 --> 00:11:26,539
with five miserable
pieces of fucking flair?
207
00:11:27,496 --> 00:11:29,893
- Are we talking about
Jen from "Office Space"?
208
00:11:30,854 --> 00:11:35,854
- I mean, duh, (laughs) Jen
wouldn't dare set foot in work
209
00:11:37,066 --> 00:11:41,059
if she didn't have at least
19 pieces of fucking flair on.
210
00:11:42,466 --> 00:11:46,579
Girl, you just, you got, (snaps)
you gotta step it up, okay?
211
00:11:47,926 --> 00:11:49,039
Is that my coffee?
212
00:11:49,936 --> 00:11:51,228
- Yes, it is.
213
00:11:51,229 --> 00:11:52,548
- Okay.
214
00:11:52,549 --> 00:11:55,966
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
uh, hold your horses.
215
00:12:06,034 --> 00:12:07,034
Amy,
216
00:12:07,786 --> 00:12:10,669
this coffee is cold,
217
00:12:11,926 --> 00:12:13,125
okay?
218
00:12:13,126 --> 00:12:17,779
Cold coffee makes me sad.
219
00:12:19,786 --> 00:12:21,236
You know what makes me happy?
220
00:12:22,373 --> 00:12:24,049
(indistinct), hmm?
221
00:12:25,666 --> 00:12:29,445
By the way, you are the cashier
222
00:12:29,446 --> 00:12:33,679
on the five item line
today, (claps) yeah!
223
00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,915
All right, so try not
to screw it up, okay?
224
00:12:36,916 --> 00:12:38,767
So don't forget.
225
00:12:38,768 --> 00:12:40,545
♪ Point of purchase,
sales of snacks ♪
226
00:12:40,546 --> 00:12:43,065
At every transaction, right?
227
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,949
And especially do not
forget your ABC's, huh?
228
00:12:48,196 --> 00:12:50,078
- Why do I need the
alphabet, Collin?
229
00:12:50,079 --> 00:12:50,912
(Collin scoffs)
230
00:12:50,913 --> 00:12:55,215
- Amy, every great salesperson
knows what ABC means, okay?
231
00:12:55,216 --> 00:12:58,965
Always be closing,
232
00:12:58,966 --> 00:12:59,966
got it, huh?
233
00:13:01,576 --> 00:13:03,025
You got it, all right.
234
00:13:03,026 --> 00:13:04,755
Good, good luck.
- Wow.
235
00:13:04,756 --> 00:13:06,405
You missed your true calling.
236
00:13:06,406 --> 00:13:08,016
You should be a
motivational speaker.
237
00:13:08,017 --> 00:13:09,016
(Collin laughs)
238
00:13:09,017 --> 00:13:10,845
- You know, if I had a
dollar for every time
239
00:13:10,846 --> 00:13:14,835
I've heard that, ah, you
see what I did there?
240
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,745
A dollar? (laughs)
241
00:13:17,746 --> 00:13:20,178
Yeah, I know, it
was pretty good.
242
00:13:20,179 --> 00:13:24,019
What, can I have a
few pieces of that?
243
00:13:25,216 --> 00:13:27,405
- Let me ask you a question.
244
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:28,906
Does your dick touch your ass?
245
00:13:30,859 --> 00:13:31,692
(Collin laughs)
246
00:13:31,693 --> 00:13:32,775
- No.
247
00:13:32,776 --> 00:13:34,376
- Then you can't have any candy.
248
00:13:37,469 --> 00:13:40,136
(scanner beeps)
249
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,815
- Okay, that'll be 46.50.
250
00:13:43,816 --> 00:13:45,915
How many bags do you want?
251
00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:47,359
- I don't need any bags.
252
00:13:50,153 --> 00:13:50,986
(register beeps)
253
00:13:50,987 --> 00:13:52,556
- Sorry, your card was declined.
254
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,999
- Oh, I have another, I think.
255
00:13:57,016 --> 00:13:58,399
Yeah, here, here it is.
256
00:13:59,957 --> 00:14:00,957
- Okay.
257
00:14:02,746 --> 00:14:03,616
- [Man In Line] Come on.
258
00:14:03,617 --> 00:14:06,282
- I'm not getting
any younger here.
259
00:14:06,283 --> 00:14:07,116
(register beeps)
260
00:14:07,117 --> 00:14:08,277
- Do you have another option?
261
00:14:09,856 --> 00:14:11,356
- I know what's going on here.
262
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,485
- Ma'am, I'm just
trying to ring people up
263
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,255
with five items or less.
264
00:14:15,256 --> 00:14:19,065
- I'm done here, Collin! (snaps)
265
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,813
- Mommy, is everything okay?
266
00:14:26,056 --> 00:14:27,889
You, (snaps) floor, now.
267
00:14:28,966 --> 00:14:32,042
Come on, (snaps)
Cindy, register.
268
00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:32,876
(ominous orchestral music)
269
00:14:32,877 --> 00:14:34,450
- How much is this?
270
00:14:34,451 --> 00:14:35,650
- It's a dollar.
271
00:14:35,651 --> 00:14:36,911
- How much is this?
272
00:14:36,912 --> 00:14:37,871
- It's a dollar.
273
00:14:37,871 --> 00:14:38,765
- How much is this?
274
00:14:38,765 --> 00:14:39,598
- It's a dollar.
275
00:14:39,598 --> 00:14:40,431
- How much is this?
276
00:14:40,432 --> 00:14:41,755
- It's a dollar.
277
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:44,339
- Hey, hey, how much are these?
278
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,080
Everything's just a dollar?
279
00:14:47,081 --> 00:14:49,165
Oh, man, heck, yeah.
280
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,486
- How much is this?
281
00:14:50,487 --> 00:14:51,487
- A dollar.
282
00:14:52,419 --> 00:14:53,959
- What if I buy four?
283
00:14:55,246 --> 00:14:57,709
- It's gonna be four
fucking dollars.
284
00:15:01,336 --> 00:15:02,336
- Amy.
285
00:15:03,376 --> 00:15:04,376
Amy?
286
00:15:05,956 --> 00:15:06,956
Amy.
287
00:15:08,386 --> 00:15:12,915
There she is, there
you are. (laughs)
288
00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:14,569
You're scaring the customers.
289
00:15:16,696 --> 00:15:18,345
- Oh, sorry.
290
00:15:18,346 --> 00:15:21,045
- Hey, everyone, it's
okay, it's all right.
291
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:23,325
Here's what we're
gonna do, all right?
292
00:15:23,326 --> 00:15:25,635
You're just gonna take
the rest of the day off.
293
00:15:25,636 --> 00:15:28,725
You're gonna come back
in tomorrow, okay?
294
00:15:28,726 --> 00:15:31,699
Wait, how many fingers
am I holding up?
295
00:15:33,191 --> 00:15:34,555
- 10.
296
00:15:34,556 --> 00:15:36,525
- Good, 10, that's right.
297
00:15:36,526 --> 00:15:38,505
That's good, that's how
many pieces of flair
298
00:15:38,506 --> 00:15:40,785
you're gonna wear tomorrow
when you come in, okay?
299
00:15:40,786 --> 00:15:45,430
Not five, 10 pieces
of flair, all right?
300
00:15:45,431 --> 00:15:48,525
Okay, good, good, okay.
301
00:15:48,526 --> 00:15:50,026
All right, (laughs) all right.
302
00:15:57,841 --> 00:15:58,841
- Girl.
303
00:16:00,286 --> 00:16:02,420
I think the stress
is getting to you.
304
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:03,254
- Yeah.
305
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:06,565
- Take the day and
relax, all right?
306
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,899
(slow meditative music)
307
00:16:27,373 --> 00:16:28,793
- You can come back now.
308
00:17:02,142 --> 00:17:04,559
(man snores)
309
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:12,315
(man snores)
310
00:17:36,373 --> 00:17:38,706
(man farts)
311
00:17:42,878 --> 00:17:47,282
- [Announcer] 95 mile an
hour fast ball, two down.
312
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,755
Hoff's on home
plate, Sarkozy jumps-
313
00:17:49,756 --> 00:17:53,206
- Hey, baby mama.
- Oh my goodness, hello.
314
00:17:53,207 --> 00:17:54,040
Ugh.
315
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,040
- Yeah?
316
00:17:56,626 --> 00:17:57,795
How's she doing?
317
00:17:57,796 --> 00:17:59,385
- [Mary] Good, we're tired.
318
00:17:59,386 --> 00:18:01,309
- [Tommy] Hmm, shopping?
319
00:18:02,476 --> 00:18:03,309
- No.
320
00:18:03,309 --> 00:18:04,142
- Yes.
321
00:18:04,142 --> 00:18:05,026
- Yes?
322
00:18:05,027 --> 00:18:06,585
- That was a yes
no, right there.
323
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,435
- It was, I only went
to a couple stores.
324
00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:10,426
- Oh, a couple?
325
00:18:10,426 --> 00:18:11,259
- Yeah.
326
00:18:11,260 --> 00:18:13,485
- We gonna talk about
what stores these were?
327
00:18:13,486 --> 00:18:15,654
- No, I would rather
talk about your day.
328
00:18:15,655 --> 00:18:18,125
- Ah, I bet, okay, my day, huh?
329
00:18:18,126 --> 00:18:19,036
- Mm-hmm.
330
00:18:19,036 --> 00:18:19,869
- How was my day?
331
00:18:19,870 --> 00:18:21,104
- Yes.
332
00:18:21,105 --> 00:18:23,685
- Uh, my day, uh, ooh,
okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
333
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:27,945
I had a student projectile
vomit on my shoes today.
334
00:18:27,946 --> 00:18:30,465
What was the best
part of y'all's day?
335
00:18:30,466 --> 00:18:34,305
- Ooh, if everything
goes as planned,
336
00:18:34,306 --> 00:18:36,224
I'm gonna get my
bank loan tomorrow.
337
00:18:36,225 --> 00:18:37,664
- Yo, for real?
338
00:18:37,665 --> 00:18:38,498
- Yeah.
339
00:18:38,499 --> 00:18:41,729
- Ah, I see you, babe,
way to go, good job.
340
00:18:41,730 --> 00:18:44,669
- Thank you, so 'tis that time.
341
00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:45,503
- Hmm.
342
00:18:45,504 --> 00:18:46,523
- I need baby names.
343
00:18:46,524 --> 00:18:48,413
- Baby names, for the baby?
344
00:18:48,414 --> 00:18:49,665
- Yeah, yeah, no, for the dog.
345
00:18:49,666 --> 00:18:50,755
What do you mean, yeah.
346
00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:52,669
- Yeah, I think we have Zoe.
347
00:18:54,136 --> 00:18:55,395
- Okay.
348
00:18:55,396 --> 00:18:56,997
- Kelly,
349
00:18:56,998 --> 00:18:57,998
which, which, which
350
00:18:59,476 --> 00:19:01,005
spinner fingers are
you feeling right now?
351
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:02,006
Zoe or Kelly?
352
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,395
- You know, we have a few
more months, it's fine.
353
00:19:04,396 --> 00:19:06,225
We'll, we'll figure it out.
354
00:19:06,226 --> 00:19:07,395
- Do you like those
though, right?
355
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,229
- Yeah, I like them.
356
00:19:08,229 --> 00:19:09,062
- They're great.
357
00:19:09,063 --> 00:19:10,635
- I like them, um-
358
00:19:10,636 --> 00:19:13,245
- [Tommy] Well, what was
the worst part of your day?
359
00:19:13,246 --> 00:19:15,739
- Hmm, probably seeing Ames.
360
00:19:18,346 --> 00:19:21,405
I don't know, she's, she's
definitely had a rough go
361
00:19:21,406 --> 00:19:22,766
of it since Dad died, but
362
00:19:24,076 --> 00:19:26,376
I don't know, just
sister's intuition tells me
363
00:19:27,385 --> 00:19:29,389
that something else is going on.
364
00:19:32,146 --> 00:19:35,625
- Yeah, it takes time.
365
00:19:35,626 --> 00:19:39,499
You know, people, people
heal on their own schedules.
366
00:19:41,743 --> 00:19:44,660
- Yeah, yeah, I
know, you're right.
367
00:19:46,126 --> 00:19:48,609
- Yeah, she'll be back to her
old self someday soon, babe.
368
00:19:50,446 --> 00:19:53,145
- Well, in the meantime,
369
00:19:53,146 --> 00:19:56,982
I guess we can binge watch
some "90 Day Fiance."
370
00:19:56,983 --> 00:19:58,305
- Oh, yeah.
371
00:19:58,306 --> 00:19:59,139
- Or "Hoarders."
372
00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:00,762
- Mm, okay, that's cool, yeah.
373
00:20:00,763 --> 00:20:01,942
Which one do you want to watch?
374
00:20:01,943 --> 00:20:02,916
- "90 Day Fiance."
375
00:20:02,917 --> 00:20:05,205
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, me
too, me too, me too.
376
00:20:05,206 --> 00:20:07,606
- Oh, did you get my
sardines and whipped cream?
377
00:20:09,463 --> 00:20:10,613
- Oh, you were serious?
378
00:20:12,736 --> 00:20:13,815
- Don't judge me.
379
00:20:13,816 --> 00:20:15,829
- Oh, oh my God.
380
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,966
Baby, where did that
voice come from?
381
00:20:20,806 --> 00:20:21,639
- The baby.
382
00:20:21,639 --> 00:20:22,472
- It was the baby?
383
00:20:22,473 --> 00:20:24,225
Don't you put that on
our baby. (Mary laughs)
384
00:20:24,226 --> 00:20:28,352
Don't you put that on
our baby, mm-mm. (laughs)
385
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,182
(crickets chirping)
386
00:20:30,183 --> 00:20:33,002
(dog barks)
387
00:20:33,003 --> 00:20:35,385
(Amy sighs)
388
00:20:35,386 --> 00:20:39,259
- Sure, he cheats on you every
weekend, but it makes sense.
389
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,385
(Amy scoffs)
390
00:20:44,386 --> 00:20:47,329
Congratulations, nobody cares.
391
00:20:50,026 --> 00:20:51,026
Oh my,
392
00:20:52,853 --> 00:20:57,045
nobody cares about
Jimmy's grades
393
00:20:57,046 --> 00:20:59,063
except his helicopter mom.
394
00:21:02,063 --> 00:21:05,041
No. (sighs)
395
00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:07,160
(tablet chirps)
396
00:21:07,161 --> 00:21:10,033
(Amy sighs)
397
00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:12,701
(tablet chirps)
398
00:21:16,246 --> 00:21:19,163
(slow piano music)
399
00:21:30,926 --> 00:21:34,404
♪ It's a little bit crazy ♪
400
00:21:34,405 --> 00:21:37,845
♪ You're suddenly blurry, no ♪
401
00:21:37,846 --> 00:21:42,846
♪ I wonder if
anything was real ♪
402
00:21:44,665 --> 00:21:47,748
♪ All our history's hazy ♪
403
00:21:47,749 --> 00:21:48,584
- What do you think?
404
00:21:48,585 --> 00:21:52,713
♪ Like driving in
the pouring rain ♪
405
00:21:52,714 --> 00:21:56,438
- I know, I look as
beautiful as ever.
406
00:21:56,439 --> 00:21:57,709
Must be the new flair.
407
00:22:00,812 --> 00:22:02,745
(Amy sighs)
408
00:22:02,746 --> 00:22:03,979
Alexa, headlines.
409
00:22:04,846 --> 00:22:05,816
- [News Announcer]
Turning now to news,
410
00:22:05,817 --> 00:22:08,085
after 40 years of
mayhem, the alleged
411
00:22:08,086 --> 00:22:09,105
stocking strangler-
- Good morning, Dawn.
412
00:22:09,106 --> 00:22:10,695
- [News Announcer] Who
devastated our city for 40 years-
413
00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:11,686
- Geez, you're
really not living up
414
00:22:11,687 --> 00:22:14,269
to your name this
morning, are you?
415
00:22:15,496 --> 00:22:18,615
I'm hoping for a new
dawn, except I'm living
416
00:22:18,616 --> 00:22:22,769
in "Groundhog Day," story
of my real life. (scoffs)
417
00:22:23,933 --> 00:22:28,371
♪ I'm trying to be open, but ♪
418
00:22:28,372 --> 00:22:30,745
- Good morning, Mavis.
419
00:22:30,746 --> 00:22:33,259
I put some CBD oil in
your water this morning.
420
00:22:34,696 --> 00:22:36,062
I hope that's not too incestuous
421
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,872
in the plant world. (laughs)
422
00:22:38,873 --> 00:22:43,873
♪ Before we're leaving here ♪
423
00:22:45,472 --> 00:22:50,472
♪ Before we're leaving here ♪
424
00:22:54,512 --> 00:22:57,701
♪ I know it ain't easy ♪
425
00:22:57,702 --> 00:22:59,551
♪ But there's something ♪
426
00:22:59,552 --> 00:23:00,552
- Oh, God.
427
00:23:08,508 --> 00:23:11,341
(computer chirps)
428
00:23:14,566 --> 00:23:17,565
- Okay, Mrs. Taylor.
429
00:23:17,566 --> 00:23:20,115
- It's Mary, you
can call me Mary.
430
00:23:20,116 --> 00:23:23,505
- So Mrs. Taylor, have
you given any thought
431
00:23:23,506 --> 00:23:26,745
to what you'd like to use
as collateral for this loan?
432
00:23:26,746 --> 00:23:28,396
- I was thinking
about our condo.
433
00:23:29,446 --> 00:23:32,865
- Oh, okay, the
condo with no equity.
434
00:23:32,866 --> 00:23:35,535
I'm gonna guess that you
don't know what equity is
435
00:23:35,536 --> 00:23:37,669
because you don't have any.
436
00:23:38,716 --> 00:23:40,515
Does that sound right?
437
00:23:40,516 --> 00:23:43,275
We're not in the risk
business, Mrs. Taylor,
438
00:23:43,276 --> 00:23:45,195
so we're not gonna
give you money
439
00:23:45,196 --> 00:23:47,779
that you can't pay back, okay?
440
00:23:49,306 --> 00:23:50,306
Okay?
441
00:23:51,016 --> 00:23:54,285
However, if maybe Mommy and
Daddy could cosign this loan,
442
00:23:54,286 --> 00:23:55,286
we could do it.
443
00:23:56,056 --> 00:23:59,265
- Um, no, my mom left
us when I was two
444
00:23:59,266 --> 00:24:01,725
and never looked back.
- Wait, was it a pool boy?
445
00:24:01,726 --> 00:24:02,716
It could have been a pool boy.
446
00:24:02,717 --> 00:24:04,245
Pool boy?
- No, no.
447
00:24:04,246 --> 00:24:07,125
She just, she just left.
448
00:24:07,126 --> 00:24:08,985
Look, I really need this loan
449
00:24:08,986 --> 00:24:10,605
so that I can start
my music studio.
450
00:24:10,606 --> 00:24:12,110
- Oh my God, let me guess.
451
00:24:12,111 --> 00:24:15,315
You want to be the
next "American Idol"?
452
00:24:15,316 --> 00:24:19,185
Yeah, yeah, I can see it.
453
00:24:19,186 --> 00:24:22,545
- Listen, my dad passed
away and it was our dream
454
00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:24,645
to start this music
studio together.
455
00:24:24,646 --> 00:24:26,865
Then his douche bag
friend, Mr. Dalmer,
456
00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:29,775
told my dad on his deathbed
that the mob was gonna kill him
457
00:24:29,776 --> 00:24:32,599
if he didn't pay his
$300,000 gambling debt.
458
00:24:33,856 --> 00:24:35,656
- Do you know what
that sounds like?
459
00:24:36,616 --> 00:24:38,116
That sounds like your problem.
460
00:24:39,256 --> 00:24:41,655
- Okay, so when he died,
me and my sister went
461
00:24:41,656 --> 00:24:42,885
to try to collect the money
462
00:24:42,886 --> 00:24:44,385
and he said, "Go
screw yourself,"
463
00:24:44,386 --> 00:24:46,965
and we said we'd sue,
he said, "Get in line,"
464
00:24:46,966 --> 00:24:48,345
and that was just, it
was four years ago.
465
00:24:48,346 --> 00:24:49,186
I just, I don't know,
466
00:24:49,187 --> 00:24:51,135
I don't understand how
someone could do that.
467
00:24:51,136 --> 00:24:52,575
- I don't know, with
a name like Dalmer,
468
00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:54,819
maybe you're just lucky he
didn't eat your face off.
469
00:24:58,816 --> 00:25:01,185
- So I assume we have a deal?
470
00:25:01,186 --> 00:25:05,175
- Yes, it's a no, what
is wrong with you?
471
00:25:05,176 --> 00:25:07,155
We're done here, we're done.
472
00:25:07,156 --> 00:25:09,645
Have a nice day, or
don't, I don't care.
473
00:25:09,646 --> 00:25:13,635
We're done here, have a
nice day, okay, okay, God.
474
00:25:13,636 --> 00:25:14,955
What is wrong with this lady?
475
00:25:14,956 --> 00:25:16,695
How come I have to
start my mornings
476
00:25:16,696 --> 00:25:19,845
with idiots every fricking time?
477
00:25:19,846 --> 00:25:20,823
I need a latte.
478
00:25:20,824 --> 00:25:23,656
(computer chirps)
479
00:25:42,914 --> 00:25:46,245
- Hey, hey, Doc,
and your friend.
480
00:25:46,246 --> 00:25:47,696
I'm gonna save you some time.
481
00:25:49,426 --> 00:25:51,855
I'm just under a lot
of stress right now.
482
00:25:51,856 --> 00:25:53,299
- Well, that's not good.
483
00:25:54,466 --> 00:25:55,299
I'm afraid to say
484
00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:58,335
that this is something a
little more definitive.
485
00:25:58,336 --> 00:25:59,286
I'd like you to meet-
486
00:25:59,287 --> 00:26:00,954
- Hey, Doc, I'm sorry, I
really hate to be rude,
487
00:26:00,955 --> 00:26:02,078
but I've got a
boss that's looking
488
00:26:02,079 --> 00:26:03,765
for any excuse to fire me,
489
00:26:03,766 --> 00:26:04,995
so if we could
just wrap this up.
490
00:26:04,996 --> 00:26:07,635
- We received, we
received your test results
491
00:26:07,636 --> 00:26:12,079
from last week, and I'm
sorry to tell you, Amy,
492
00:26:13,966 --> 00:26:18,966
you have a brain tumor, and
unfortunately, it's inoperable.
493
00:26:19,186 --> 00:26:22,335
This is Dr. Krause,
she's an oncologist
494
00:26:22,336 --> 00:26:24,735
and one of the
leading in our field,
495
00:26:24,736 --> 00:26:27,829
and she can explain things
a little further for you.
496
00:26:28,936 --> 00:26:32,179
- Amy, you have a glioblastoma.
497
00:26:33,306 --> 00:26:34,858
- A what?
498
00:26:34,859 --> 00:26:37,523
- You have a glioblastoma.
499
00:26:37,524 --> 00:26:40,425
It's a brain tumor,
and not only that,
500
00:26:40,426 --> 00:26:43,369
it's one of the fastest
growing brain tumors.
501
00:26:44,206 --> 00:26:45,319
- Okay, uh,
502
00:26:46,726 --> 00:26:47,985
okay, what's the treatment plan?
503
00:26:47,986 --> 00:26:49,365
Like, what do I, what?
504
00:26:49,366 --> 00:26:51,555
- There's no easy
way to say this, Amy,
505
00:26:51,556 --> 00:26:53,925
but there is no treatment.
506
00:26:53,926 --> 00:26:56,055
- There's no chemo that
it would respond to
507
00:26:56,056 --> 00:26:58,489
and it's gone too
far for radiation.
508
00:26:59,476 --> 00:27:01,665
- Unfortunately, you only have,
509
00:27:01,666 --> 00:27:04,673
you only have days to
live, maybe a week at most.
510
00:27:04,674 --> 00:27:05,925
(Amy cries)
511
00:27:05,926 --> 00:27:08,715
I would take the
necessary steps,
512
00:27:08,716 --> 00:27:11,248
get your affairs in
order, your finances-
513
00:27:11,249 --> 00:27:13,267
(slow music)
514
00:27:13,268 --> 00:27:17,965
♪ Carry me ♪
515
00:27:17,966 --> 00:27:22,216
♪ Wherever you go,
wherever you go ♪
516
00:27:24,055 --> 00:27:25,933
(Amy screams)
517
00:27:25,934 --> 00:27:30,518
♪ Carry me ♪
518
00:27:30,519 --> 00:27:34,035
♪ Wherever you go ♪
519
00:27:34,036 --> 00:27:39,036
♪ Wherever you go ♪
520
00:27:39,151 --> 00:27:41,401
♪ Carry me ♪
521
00:27:42,375 --> 00:27:44,040
(Amy cries)
522
00:27:44,041 --> 00:27:47,453
♪ Wherever you go ♪
523
00:27:47,454 --> 00:27:52,390
♪ Wherever you go ♪
524
00:27:52,391 --> 00:27:55,925
♪ Show me how to slow down ♪
525
00:27:55,926 --> 00:28:00,926
♪ 'Cause I've been going too
fast for my own good now ♪
526
00:28:03,389 --> 00:28:07,472
- Why? (cries)
527
00:28:15,818 --> 00:28:18,059
(phone vibrates)
528
00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:20,977
(slow piano music)
529
00:28:42,982 --> 00:28:45,565
(door jingles)
530
00:28:47,176 --> 00:28:48,439
Nice Zoom outfit, sis.
531
00:28:49,882 --> 00:28:51,405
I hope you're celebrating.
532
00:28:51,406 --> 00:28:53,985
- Does it look like
I'm celebrating?
533
00:28:53,986 --> 00:28:55,486
- [Amy] If it's Cinco de Mayo.
534
00:28:57,676 --> 00:28:59,376
- I fucking got
turned down again.
535
00:29:02,446 --> 00:29:05,145
Whatever, enough about me.
536
00:29:05,146 --> 00:29:09,198
It's dead, my dream is dead.
537
00:29:09,199 --> 00:29:10,995
(Amy laughs)
538
00:29:10,996 --> 00:29:14,059
- Ow, bad choice of words.
539
00:29:17,386 --> 00:29:18,386
- What do you mean?
540
00:29:20,236 --> 00:29:21,236
- Uh,
541
00:29:26,566 --> 00:29:28,066
I only have days left to live.
542
00:29:33,586 --> 00:29:35,199
- [Mary] What are
you talking about?
543
00:29:37,216 --> 00:29:41,089
- Um, (cries) I'm sorry.
544
00:29:44,536 --> 00:29:45,986
I don't know how to say this.
545
00:29:49,336 --> 00:29:50,629
I have a, uh,
546
00:29:52,306 --> 00:29:54,709
an inoperable brain tumor.
547
00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:00,939
It's crazy. (cries)
548
00:30:04,079 --> 00:30:05,239
I have days to live.
549
00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:09,843
- No. (cries)
550
00:30:09,844 --> 00:30:11,330
- Yeah.
551
00:30:11,331 --> 00:30:12,331
- Oh, no.
552
00:30:13,370 --> 00:30:17,914
Oh, no, (cries) I need you.
- I'm so sorry.
553
00:30:17,915 --> 00:30:21,514
- I need you now, no. (cries)
554
00:30:21,515 --> 00:30:24,848
(slow orchestral music)
555
00:30:36,256 --> 00:30:41,049
I'm gonna be there with you
every step of the way, okay?
556
00:30:42,830 --> 00:30:43,830
I promise.
557
00:30:46,235 --> 00:30:47,235
Um,
558
00:30:49,906 --> 00:30:52,969
how would you like to
spend your last few days?
559
00:30:55,516 --> 00:30:59,205
- Uh, I don't know.
560
00:30:59,206 --> 00:31:01,455
I thought about that
on the way over.
561
00:31:01,456 --> 00:31:04,695
I was thinking maybe, maybe
I need one of those, like,
562
00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:08,565
bucket lists, like, go on an
African safari or something.
563
00:31:08,566 --> 00:31:10,665
- I think you need
a shit load of money
564
00:31:10,666 --> 00:31:13,335
and a private jet to get you
there with a few days to live.
565
00:31:13,336 --> 00:31:16,245
- Ugh, right, do
you think the lady
566
00:31:16,246 --> 00:31:18,105
at the bank would
lend me some money?
567
00:31:18,106 --> 00:31:22,575
- No, (laughs) you're broke,
and so am I, apparently.
568
00:31:22,576 --> 00:31:24,855
Well, I know we
could do a VIP tour
569
00:31:24,856 --> 00:31:27,075
at the Sacramento
Zoo, I know a guy.
570
00:31:27,076 --> 00:31:30,123
- No, God, that's
even more depressing.
571
00:31:32,814 --> 00:31:35,114
God, it's always so much
easier in the movies.
572
00:31:40,673 --> 00:31:43,596
(slow music)
573
00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:46,866
♪ We can kick back now ♪
574
00:31:46,867 --> 00:31:50,586
♪ The show has reached the end ♪
575
00:31:50,587 --> 00:31:53,754
♪ Turn out the lights ♪
576
00:31:55,363 --> 00:31:57,739
- Oh, I love the
shit out of you, sis.
577
00:31:59,416 --> 00:32:03,229
But the reality is, the
real Amy died when Dad did.
578
00:32:04,156 --> 00:32:06,555
Why don't you
actually live a little
579
00:32:06,556 --> 00:32:08,355
with the time you have left?
580
00:32:08,356 --> 00:32:10,724
Besides, you don't
need some bucket list.
581
00:32:10,725 --> 00:32:13,642
(slow piano music)
582
00:32:16,426 --> 00:32:17,426
Amy?
583
00:32:20,455 --> 00:32:24,289
What you need is a
goddamn fucket list!
584
00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:26,707
(Amy laughs)
585
00:32:28,088 --> 00:32:29,865
- Uh, what the hell
is a fucket list?
586
00:32:29,866 --> 00:32:32,595
- A fucket list is exactly
what it sounds like,
587
00:32:32,596 --> 00:32:35,535
saying fuck it to
anyone or anything
588
00:32:35,536 --> 00:32:37,545
that you think is bullshit.
589
00:32:37,546 --> 00:32:39,195
Everyone else wants to
to do it, but we can't
590
00:32:39,196 --> 00:32:42,285
because we have to pay the
consequences the next day.
591
00:32:42,286 --> 00:32:44,925
But you, my darling sister,
592
00:32:44,926 --> 00:32:48,079
have been given a
gift and a curse.
593
00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:56,363
(crickets chirping)
594
00:32:56,364 --> 00:32:58,697
(Amy sighs)
595
00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:30,310
- Fuck it, fuck it all.
596
00:33:30,311 --> 00:33:32,728
(slow music)
597
00:33:35,387 --> 00:33:39,390
♪ Ain't nobody here to tell me ♪
598
00:33:39,391 --> 00:33:43,670
♪ How I'm gonna
climb this mountain ♪
599
00:33:43,671 --> 00:33:46,278
♪ Oh, stay right beside me ♪
600
00:33:46,279 --> 00:33:51,279
♪ Watch me climb, watch
me climb, watch me ♪
601
00:33:51,955 --> 00:33:56,032
♪ Ain't nobody
here to guide me ♪
602
00:33:56,033 --> 00:34:00,126
♪ How am I to cross this river ♪
603
00:34:00,127 --> 00:34:02,995
♪ Oh, stay right beside me ♪
604
00:34:02,996 --> 00:34:06,831
♪ Watch me cross, watch
me cross, watch me ♪
605
00:34:06,832 --> 00:34:09,582
(birds chirping)
606
00:34:23,444 --> 00:34:26,194
(car horn honks)
607
00:34:29,111 --> 00:34:30,111
- Ugh.
608
00:34:34,561 --> 00:34:37,236
(Amy sighs)
609
00:34:37,237 --> 00:34:40,237
(upbeat rock music)
610
00:34:41,625 --> 00:34:43,542
It's a new fucking day.
611
00:34:52,246 --> 00:34:53,835
Alexa, play headlines.
612
00:34:53,836 --> 00:34:55,005
- [News Announcer] Where
the stocking strangler
613
00:34:55,006 --> 00:34:57,861
is facing arraignment
in the morning.
614
00:34:57,862 --> 00:35:00,487
♪ Too late, it's a
fatal attraction ♪
615
00:35:00,488 --> 00:35:03,424
♪ Coming to you, can
I get a reaction ♪
616
00:35:03,425 --> 00:35:06,224
♪ Got a fever and I'm
running on passion ♪
617
00:35:06,225 --> 00:35:09,145
♪ Let it go, flip
the switch, yeah ♪
618
00:35:09,146 --> 00:35:11,945
♪ Ooh ♪
619
00:35:11,946 --> 00:35:14,745
♪ Ooh ♪
620
00:35:14,746 --> 00:35:17,544
♪ Ooh ♪
621
00:35:17,545 --> 00:35:19,378
♪ Ooh ♪
622
00:35:20,425 --> 00:35:23,223
- Breakfast of champions.
623
00:35:23,224 --> 00:35:25,582
♪ What you waiting for ♪
624
00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:27,441
- [Amy] You picked the
wrong day to fuck with me.
625
00:35:27,442 --> 00:35:29,600
(glass shatters)
626
00:35:29,601 --> 00:35:31,841
♪ What are you waiting for ♪
627
00:35:31,842 --> 00:35:33,081
♪ Before you lose it now ♪
628
00:35:33,082 --> 00:35:36,200
♪ Play for kicks, hey ♪
629
00:35:36,201 --> 00:35:38,881
♪ Ooh ♪
630
00:35:38,882 --> 00:35:41,921
♪ Ooh ♪
631
00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:42,755
♪ Ooh ♪
632
00:35:42,756 --> 00:35:45,338
(group cheers)
633
00:35:46,699 --> 00:35:49,430
- [Amy] Hey, Riley, have
a good day at school,
634
00:35:49,431 --> 00:35:51,600
and don't tell your
mom about this, okay.
635
00:35:51,601 --> 00:35:52,679
- Okay.
636
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:56,347
(slow rock music continues)
637
00:35:58,611 --> 00:35:59,917
♪ Before you lose it now ♪
638
00:35:59,918 --> 00:36:01,577
♪ Make it stick, hey ♪
639
00:36:01,578 --> 00:36:04,161
(group cheers)
640
00:36:06,345 --> 00:36:11,345
♪ Hey ♪
641
00:36:12,685 --> 00:36:15,344
♪ Got a fever and I'm
running on empty ♪
642
00:36:15,345 --> 00:36:18,104
♪ Kill time with some
things that distract me ♪
643
00:36:18,105 --> 00:36:20,948
♪ Cut teeth on bites
with no meaning ♪
644
00:36:20,949 --> 00:36:23,705
♪ Wide awake 'cause the
clock is screaming ♪
645
00:36:23,706 --> 00:36:25,335
♪ Taste the gold ♪
646
00:36:25,336 --> 00:36:29,385
- Bitch, uh-huh, that
bitch gave my son a C,
647
00:36:29,386 --> 00:36:32,805
a C on a Spanish
paper that I wrote.
648
00:36:32,806 --> 00:36:36,855
I have three years of
Spanish, the nerve, bitch.
649
00:36:36,856 --> 00:36:41,235
Uh-huh, that bitch gave
my son a C, a C on-
650
00:36:41,236 --> 00:36:43,005
- Can I please take your order?
651
00:36:43,006 --> 00:36:45,075
- The nerve, what the,
what are you doing?
652
00:36:45,076 --> 00:36:47,855
- I'm doing what everyone
wishes they could do.
653
00:36:47,856 --> 00:36:51,023
(slow dramatic music)
654
00:36:52,407 --> 00:36:55,157
(phone shatters)
655
00:36:56,712 --> 00:37:00,712
(slow dramatic music continues)
656
00:37:50,753 --> 00:37:52,789
Collin, can I have a word?
657
00:37:53,746 --> 00:37:55,245
- Sure.
658
00:37:55,246 --> 00:37:58,055
- Yeah, um, I'm
turning in my notice.
659
00:37:58,056 --> 00:37:58,889
(Collin laughs)
660
00:37:58,890 --> 00:38:02,025
- Don't bother,
you're fired. (laughs)
661
00:38:02,026 --> 00:38:03,705
And don't worry
about waiting around
662
00:38:03,706 --> 00:38:06,229
for that last check
'cause it ain't coming,
663
00:38:07,606 --> 00:38:08,775
unless, of course,
you're willing
664
00:38:08,776 --> 00:38:10,969
to part with a goodbye smooch.
665
00:38:11,926 --> 00:38:12,926
- Absolutely.
666
00:38:14,525 --> 00:38:15,858
Close your eyes.
667
00:38:20,130 --> 00:38:23,939
♪ Your birthday was a day ago ♪
668
00:38:23,940 --> 00:38:27,929
♪ I didn't send you a thing ♪
669
00:38:27,930 --> 00:38:32,930
♪ A little (indistinct)
we're having ♪
670
00:38:33,014 --> 00:38:37,097
♪ Has gotten me
on the downswing ♪
671
00:38:43,324 --> 00:38:46,074
(glass shatters)
672
00:38:48,072 --> 00:38:52,059
- Hi, it's five
items, now get out!
673
00:38:52,060 --> 00:38:57,060
♪ Early morning plane brings
me back to better days ♪
674
00:38:59,801 --> 00:39:01,584
♪ Lazy hangs, lazy sun ♪
675
00:39:01,585 --> 00:39:02,717
- Balloons!
676
00:39:02,718 --> 00:39:06,468
♪ They told me I was the one ♪
677
00:39:07,406 --> 00:39:10,825
- You go, girl! (laughs)
678
00:39:10,826 --> 00:39:15,624
♪ Sometimes fire,
sometimes cold ♪
679
00:39:15,625 --> 00:39:18,970
♪ Trying to hold my own ♪
680
00:39:18,971 --> 00:39:22,554
♪ While I'm here all alone ♪
681
00:39:24,711 --> 00:39:26,257
- Collin?
682
00:39:26,258 --> 00:39:27,091
(Collin whimpers)
683
00:39:27,091 --> 00:39:28,091
Collin!
684
00:39:31,773 --> 00:39:33,012
Oh my God.
685
00:39:33,013 --> 00:39:35,763
(Collin mumbles)
686
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:40,129
- Hey, can I get a sip of that?
687
00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:42,946
- Does your dick
touch your asshole?
688
00:39:44,776 --> 00:39:47,505
- Yes, it does.
689
00:39:47,506 --> 00:39:49,249
- Then go fuck yourself.
690
00:39:50,849 --> 00:39:53,432
♪ With nothing ♪
691
00:40:05,377 --> 00:40:10,377
(slow meditative
music) (man snores)
692
00:40:20,716 --> 00:40:22,965
- Look, let me get a
deep tissue massage.
693
00:40:22,966 --> 00:40:25,366
These Zoom calls are
making my back really hurt.
694
00:40:26,447 --> 00:40:29,745
- Hey, that's the bitch who
turned me down at the bank.
695
00:40:29,746 --> 00:40:30,579
- [Amy] Are you sure?
696
00:40:30,579 --> 00:40:31,545
- Yes.
697
00:40:31,546 --> 00:40:33,795
- Okay, let me handle this.
698
00:40:34,786 --> 00:40:36,946
Can you give us a minute?
- [Massage Therapist] Mm-hmm.
699
00:40:38,724 --> 00:40:42,891
(slow meditative
music continues)
700
00:41:05,699 --> 00:41:08,116
(man snores)
701
00:41:20,866 --> 00:41:23,599
- I said focus on my lower
back, did you fail anatomy?
702
00:41:27,745 --> 00:41:30,245
(Mary laughs)
703
00:41:34,023 --> 00:41:36,413
(Amy laughs)
704
00:41:36,414 --> 00:41:38,199
That's more like it.
705
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,879
(Amy laughs)
706
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,297
(man snores)
707
00:41:46,881 --> 00:41:48,548
- Lovely back, miss.
708
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,577
- I like it hard.
709
00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:57,885
- Yeah, it's, (coughs)
it's acupuncture, mate.
710
00:41:57,886 --> 00:41:58,886
Glad you like it.
711
00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:04,144
(Amy laughs)
712
00:42:04,145 --> 00:42:06,645
(Mary laughs)
713
00:42:09,780 --> 00:42:11,978
(man snores)
714
00:42:11,979 --> 00:42:15,646
- You fucking walrus,
stop snoring, stop it!
715
00:42:16,846 --> 00:42:20,145
What the, what the
hell, what are you?
716
00:42:20,146 --> 00:42:22,665
I knew you were from trash.
717
00:42:22,666 --> 00:42:25,516
I'm glad I didn't give you a
loan, what the hell are you,
718
00:42:27,496 --> 00:42:29,685
what are you doing,
why are you here?
719
00:42:29,686 --> 00:42:34,305
Look, um, I, um, you're
better than this.
720
00:42:34,306 --> 00:42:37,645
- You know, she might be
better than this, but I'm not.
721
00:42:37,646 --> 00:42:40,388
- Don't you fucking, oh my God!
722
00:42:40,389 --> 00:42:41,985
(slow rock music)
723
00:42:41,986 --> 00:42:44,486
(Mary laughs)
724
00:42:50,137 --> 00:42:53,216
(man snores)
725
00:42:53,217 --> 00:42:57,957
♪ Walks into a bar in Arkansas ♪
726
00:42:57,958 --> 00:43:02,944
♪ He says I'm looking for
the man who shot my pa ♪
727
00:43:02,945 --> 00:43:05,976
♪ And I don't know
about all of y'all ♪
728
00:43:05,977 --> 00:43:08,376
- I'm hungry, are you hungry?
729
00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:09,927
- I'm always hungry.
730
00:43:09,928 --> 00:43:13,595
(slow rock music continues)
731
00:43:16,172 --> 00:43:19,990
♪ Why did the chicken
cross the road ♪
732
00:43:19,991 --> 00:43:24,991
♪ I don't know, maybe to
get to the other side ♪
733
00:43:27,946 --> 00:43:29,696
- Thanks for always
having my back.
734
00:43:31,085 --> 00:43:33,045
- Yeah.
735
00:43:33,046 --> 00:43:35,385
- I know I can
always count on you.
736
00:43:35,386 --> 00:43:36,386
You're my Thelma.
737
00:43:37,846 --> 00:43:38,846
- You're my Louise.
738
00:43:39,706 --> 00:43:41,329
- Whatever, whenever.
739
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,272
I'm here for you.
740
00:43:44,273 --> 00:43:45,273
- I know.
741
00:43:48,470 --> 00:43:51,942
- You know, I'm gonna miss this.
742
00:43:51,943 --> 00:43:56,715
- No, no, no, stop,
let's not do this, okay?
743
00:43:56,716 --> 00:43:59,216
I'm just gonna enjoy these
last few days together.
744
00:44:00,646 --> 00:44:02,759
Stop. (laughs)
745
00:44:03,736 --> 00:44:05,536
- My kid will never
get to meet you.
746
00:44:07,545 --> 00:44:09,311
(Amy burps)
747
00:44:09,312 --> 00:44:10,145
(Amy laughs)
748
00:44:10,145 --> 00:44:10,978
(Mary laughs)
749
00:44:10,979 --> 00:44:12,929
- It's probably a good thing.
- Probably a good thing.
750
00:44:12,930 --> 00:44:14,655
(both laughing)
751
00:44:14,656 --> 00:44:16,485
- [Employee] Hi,
welcome to Taco Tree.
752
00:44:16,486 --> 00:44:20,385
- Hi, could I get a super
nacho with extra cheese,
753
00:44:20,386 --> 00:44:22,723
extra meat, and a
large Diet Coke?
754
00:44:23,731 --> 00:44:24,735
- Diet Coke?
755
00:44:24,736 --> 00:44:28,709
- You're right, fuck it, make
that a large regular Coke.
756
00:44:28,710 --> 00:44:31,065
(employee mumbles)
757
00:44:31,066 --> 00:44:33,285
Regular, a regular Coke.
758
00:44:33,286 --> 00:44:34,755
- Hey, I'll get the same thing.
759
00:44:34,756 --> 00:44:36,765
- Oh, actually, we're
gonna get two super nachos
760
00:44:36,766 --> 00:44:39,649
with extra cheese and
extra, extra, extra meat.
761
00:44:40,561 --> 00:44:43,884
- [Employee] Okay, drive up.
762
00:44:43,885 --> 00:44:44,885
- Okay.
763
00:44:49,315 --> 00:44:51,982
(grill sizzles)
764
00:44:56,116 --> 00:44:57,116
- Here.
765
00:44:59,506 --> 00:45:00,506
Later, dudes.
766
00:45:06,796 --> 00:45:08,145
- What's wrong?
767
00:45:08,146 --> 00:45:10,155
- Didn't you ever watch
"Lethal Weapon 2" with Dad?
768
00:45:10,156 --> 00:45:12,973
Joe Pesci, "They always
fuck you in the drive thru."
769
00:45:16,570 --> 00:45:19,515
Stop the car, stop
the goddamn car!
770
00:45:19,516 --> 00:45:22,335
There is no fucking
meat in these nachos!
771
00:45:22,336 --> 00:45:24,165
- It's fine, it's fine,
let's just eat it.
772
00:45:24,166 --> 00:45:27,075
- Amy, please, please,
will you, for me,
773
00:45:27,076 --> 00:45:29,535
add one more item
to your fucket list?
774
00:45:29,536 --> 00:45:30,526
- Okay.
775
00:45:30,527 --> 00:45:31,765
- [Mary] Switch with me.
776
00:45:31,766 --> 00:45:32,766
- Okay.
777
00:45:36,548 --> 00:45:38,025
- Uh, what's up?
778
00:45:38,026 --> 00:45:40,755
- Excuse me, um,
what's your name?
779
00:45:40,756 --> 00:45:43,245
- Um, uh, Kyle?
780
00:45:43,246 --> 00:45:46,545
- Hi, Kyle, um, there's
no meat on these nachos.
781
00:45:46,546 --> 00:45:50,295
We ordered extra meat and
there's no meat on these nachos.
782
00:45:50,296 --> 00:45:52,646
- I'm gonna need to see
some receipt with that.
783
00:46:07,306 --> 00:46:10,129
- Seriously, where did he go?
784
00:46:11,776 --> 00:46:15,165
- So, like, my manager says
you guys are just trying
785
00:46:15,166 --> 00:46:18,555
to get free meat,
so no meat for you.
786
00:46:18,556 --> 00:46:20,505
- Look, Kyle,
787
00:46:20,506 --> 00:46:22,785
Kyle, Kyle!
788
00:46:22,786 --> 00:46:24,379
Do you see my sister Amy here?
789
00:46:25,269 --> 00:46:26,206
- Uh-huh.
790
00:46:26,207 --> 00:46:28,785
- This girl right here only
has two days left to live.
791
00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:30,735
Do you seriously think trying
792
00:46:30,736 --> 00:46:34,146
to hatch some nacho meat
scam is on her bucket list?
793
00:46:34,147 --> 00:46:34,980
- Huh?
794
00:46:34,980 --> 00:46:35,956
- What don't you understand?
795
00:46:35,957 --> 00:46:38,685
I am pregnant and I
need meat on my nachos,
796
00:46:38,686 --> 00:46:41,186
so just give us the order
the way we ordered them!
797
00:46:42,076 --> 00:46:43,755
- And by the way,
my manager says
798
00:46:43,756 --> 00:46:46,339
we're actually gonna
need all that food back.
799
00:46:48,256 --> 00:46:50,055
- You really want it back?
800
00:46:50,056 --> 00:46:51,056
- Yeah, it's policy.
801
00:46:55,697 --> 00:46:58,114
(slow music)
802
00:47:02,008 --> 00:47:03,747
(car tires screeching)
803
00:47:03,748 --> 00:47:06,860
♪ I came to the
city as a cyclone ♪
804
00:47:06,861 --> 00:47:11,547
♪ And I loved it like a
strike of lightening ♪
805
00:47:11,548 --> 00:47:14,832
♪ I'm all shook up like
some pink champagne ♪
806
00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:18,881
♪ That got poured
into a paper cup ♪
807
00:47:18,882 --> 00:47:23,092
♪ Then we rocked and we
rolled like a rodeo show ♪
808
00:47:23,093 --> 00:47:24,338
♪ In my fresh cut ♪
809
00:47:24,339 --> 00:47:25,478
- [Woman On TV] You
should, like, look over.
810
00:47:25,479 --> 00:47:26,798
(audience laughs)
811
00:47:26,799 --> 00:47:27,632
- [Woman On TV] I
was 18 years old.
812
00:47:27,633 --> 00:47:29,025
Doesn't he remember
what it was like-
813
00:47:29,026 --> 00:47:29,973
- Who are you?
814
00:47:29,973 --> 00:47:30,806
(Amy coughs)
815
00:47:30,806 --> 00:47:31,789
- Oh God.
816
00:47:31,790 --> 00:47:33,105
- [Mary] Ooh, are you okay?
817
00:47:33,106 --> 00:47:36,495
- Yes, just the
brain tumor. (laughs)
818
00:47:36,496 --> 00:47:37,760
Not funny, it's not funny.
819
00:47:37,761 --> 00:47:38,594
- Too soon?
- Yes.
820
00:47:38,594 --> 00:47:39,427
- It's not too soon, we don't
have that much time left.
821
00:47:39,428 --> 00:47:40,515
- Yeah, no time for that.
822
00:47:40,516 --> 00:47:41,487
- Right. (laughs)
823
00:47:41,487 --> 00:47:42,320
- But it will be
824
00:47:42,321 --> 00:47:44,078
funny one day- - I
feel bad, what, no?
825
00:47:44,079 --> 00:47:44,912
- Maybe.
826
00:47:44,913 --> 00:47:46,185
- In, like, 20 years.
827
00:47:46,186 --> 00:47:48,888
- Yeah, 20 years, what's
gonna happen in 20 years?
828
00:47:48,889 --> 00:47:50,208
(both laughing)
829
00:47:50,209 --> 00:47:52,815
- I don't know, I figure
by then it'll be fine,
830
00:47:52,816 --> 00:47:54,242
well, we're fine.
831
00:47:54,243 --> 00:47:55,108
- [Amy] You're fine.
832
00:47:55,109 --> 00:47:57,197
(both laughing)
833
00:47:57,198 --> 00:47:59,755
- I mean, I don't know.
834
00:47:59,756 --> 00:48:01,788
- Yeah, your legs are
fucking hot. (laughs)
835
00:48:01,789 --> 00:48:04,965
- Come on, my ankles
are swollen and I need-
836
00:48:04,966 --> 00:48:07,135
- I got you. (laughs)
837
00:48:07,136 --> 00:48:09,135
Is it true you feel
your gas in your tits
838
00:48:09,136 --> 00:48:10,785
when you're pregnant?
839
00:48:10,786 --> 00:48:11,630
- Everywhere.
840
00:48:11,631 --> 00:48:13,515
(both laughing)
841
00:48:13,516 --> 00:48:15,435
Can I ask you something?
842
00:48:15,436 --> 00:48:17,985
- Sure. (laughs)
843
00:48:17,986 --> 00:48:20,719
- After Dad passed away,
844
00:48:22,156 --> 00:48:26,609
why did you, like, withdraw
from, like, everything and me?
845
00:48:30,586 --> 00:48:32,925
And why did you quit
working at the ad agency
846
00:48:32,926 --> 00:48:35,858
and start working
at the dollar store?
847
00:48:35,859 --> 00:48:37,069
I mean, I get it.
848
00:48:38,866 --> 00:48:41,839
Dad passed away and it was
hard for both of us, but,
849
00:48:43,557 --> 00:48:44,685
I don't know, you
were in the same room
850
00:48:44,686 --> 00:48:48,761
when he told us to just never
stop chasing our dreams.
851
00:48:48,762 --> 00:48:51,041
- [Man On TV] Oh, man, he
took the five of spades.
852
00:48:51,042 --> 00:48:53,355
(audience laughs)
853
00:48:53,356 --> 00:48:55,206
- I do promise it'll
make sense soon.
854
00:48:57,266 --> 00:48:58,761
(slow piano music)
855
00:48:58,762 --> 00:49:00,325
But hey, speaking
of Dad, do you want
856
00:49:00,326 --> 00:49:03,046
to go to the cemetery
tomorrow and visit him?
857
00:49:04,192 --> 00:49:06,692
- Yeah, and I'll bring snacks.
858
00:49:08,048 --> 00:49:08,881
- I know you will.
859
00:49:08,882 --> 00:49:11,365
(both laughing)
860
00:49:11,366 --> 00:49:16,366
♪ I'm never ever gonna let
you let me down again ♪
861
00:49:18,432 --> 00:49:21,917
♪ And if you think another ♪
862
00:49:21,918 --> 00:49:25,592
♪ Mind will be
fooled this summer ♪
863
00:49:25,593 --> 00:49:29,715
♪ By breathing wicked
hymns into his open ear ♪
864
00:49:29,716 --> 00:49:32,801
♪ Oh, that's wrong ♪
865
00:49:32,802 --> 00:49:36,350
♪ But go and play
this whole town ♪
866
00:49:36,351 --> 00:49:40,146
♪ And see just
who will go down ♪
867
00:49:40,147 --> 00:49:43,215
♪ Cut it out, just cut it out ♪
868
00:49:43,216 --> 00:49:45,165
- Hey, can you put
some water in the vase?
869
00:49:45,166 --> 00:49:47,066
- [Amy] Yeah, sure,
whatever you want.
870
00:49:48,069 --> 00:49:50,745
♪ A devil on your shoulder ♪
871
00:49:50,746 --> 00:49:53,899
♪ Is making you look bitter ♪
872
00:49:53,900 --> 00:49:56,659
- God, I miss you, Dad.
873
00:50:00,346 --> 00:50:02,846
Please look out for her
when she comes to see you.
874
00:50:08,155 --> 00:50:12,341
♪ And to some degree,
I am you, I know ♪
875
00:50:12,342 --> 00:50:15,439
♪ Posing taller
than I oughta go ♪
876
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:19,380
♪ But brittle wings won't
get us off the ground ♪
877
00:50:19,381 --> 00:50:23,180
♪ Lying weighs you down ♪
878
00:50:23,181 --> 00:50:26,715
♪ I wanted to be a better man ♪
879
00:50:26,716 --> 00:50:30,549
♪ I wanted to be a better dad ♪
880
00:50:31,956 --> 00:50:34,440
- Want to say a word?
881
00:50:34,441 --> 00:50:39,441
- Uh, sure, you guys
are really vibrant today
882
00:50:39,466 --> 00:50:43,125
and beautiful, I'm glad
you guys are in the sun
883
00:50:43,126 --> 00:50:45,556
'cause it was killing me
that it was so overcast-
884
00:50:45,557 --> 00:50:50,557
- I meant to Dad, not the
flowers, you crazy plant lady.
885
00:50:50,736 --> 00:50:52,395
- Oh.
886
00:50:52,396 --> 00:50:53,396
Um,
887
00:50:55,606 --> 00:50:56,756
I really miss you, Dad.
888
00:50:59,026 --> 00:51:00,585
I guess the silver lining
of this whole thing is
889
00:51:00,586 --> 00:51:01,936
that I get to see you soon.
890
00:51:06,889 --> 00:51:09,765
- Hey, what's your
best Dad story?
891
00:51:09,766 --> 00:51:10,766
- What do you mean?
892
00:51:11,956 --> 00:51:13,969
- Best trip, best moment?
893
00:51:15,380 --> 00:51:16,380
Amy?
894
00:51:19,726 --> 00:51:20,559
- Uh.
895
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,950
♪ Be here on my shoulder ♪
896
00:51:25,096 --> 00:51:28,092
- Do you remember when
I was, like, nine,
897
00:51:28,093 --> 00:51:31,039
and I auditioned for that
Community Center musical?
898
00:51:32,086 --> 00:51:32,919
- A little, yeah.
899
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,253
- Well, okay, so no
parents were allowed
900
00:51:35,254 --> 00:51:38,593
in the arena during
the audition.
901
00:51:38,594 --> 00:51:39,427
- [Mary] Okay.
902
00:51:39,428 --> 00:51:40,695
- Okay, yeah, it was
very serious stuff,
903
00:51:40,696 --> 00:51:45,375
and (laughs) the director
running the audition was
904
00:51:45,376 --> 00:51:49,485
this pretentious little prick
that actually screamed at me.
905
00:51:49,486 --> 00:51:50,319
- Stop!
906
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:52,665
- And was like, "You're
wasting my time."
907
00:51:52,666 --> 00:51:54,735
And told me I should
never sing again.
908
00:51:54,736 --> 00:51:55,905
- What a dick.
909
00:51:55,906 --> 00:51:58,635
- Yeah, it was, so
obviously I run out of there
910
00:51:58,636 --> 00:52:00,945
and I'm bawling my eyes out.
911
00:52:00,946 --> 00:52:02,325
I run straight into Dad's arms
912
00:52:02,326 --> 00:52:05,329
and he just holds me for
what feels like an eternity.
913
00:52:06,234 --> 00:52:07,755
- He had the best hugs.
914
00:52:07,756 --> 00:52:09,949
- Yeah, (laughs) yeah, he did.
915
00:52:10,786 --> 00:52:13,429
Uh, anyway, he, uh,
916
00:52:14,416 --> 00:52:15,704
he pulls me aside and he's like,
917
00:52:15,705 --> 00:52:20,302
"Amy, opinions are like
assholes, everyone's got one."
918
00:52:20,303 --> 00:52:21,202
- [Mary] What? (laughs)
919
00:52:21,203 --> 00:52:23,865
- Yeah, (laughs) yeah,
it was hysterical.
920
00:52:23,866 --> 00:52:25,305
I was laughing so hard,
even though I'm sure
921
00:52:25,306 --> 00:52:28,695
I had no idea what he was
talking about. (laughs)
922
00:52:28,696 --> 00:52:31,275
Okay, the next part is
what makes Dad a legend.
923
00:52:31,276 --> 00:52:32,925
So he, um, he's like,
"Okay, you stay here.
924
00:52:32,926 --> 00:52:35,925
I'm gonna go get parking
validation or something,
925
00:52:35,926 --> 00:52:37,515
okay, like, wait in the car."
926
00:52:37,516 --> 00:52:41,835
But obviously I followed
him and I see him onstage,
927
00:52:41,836 --> 00:52:43,475
walks up to the director-
928
00:52:43,476 --> 00:52:45,095
- [Mary] Amy, you're
killing me with this pace.
929
00:52:45,096 --> 00:52:46,545
- I'm sorry, (laughs)
sorry, he's, like,
930
00:52:46,546 --> 00:52:48,015
walks up to the director
and he just starts
931
00:52:48,016 --> 00:52:50,445
to lay it into this guy, right?
932
00:52:50,446 --> 00:52:52,485
He's just, like, really
giving it to him.
933
00:52:52,486 --> 00:52:54,855
The guy just finally,
once Dad's finished,
934
00:52:54,856 --> 00:52:57,495
he's like, "I'm not
the director." (laughs)
935
00:52:57,496 --> 00:52:59,955
And he points to the guy
that is the director,
936
00:52:59,956 --> 00:53:01,665
who, for some reason,
has a clarinet,
937
00:53:01,666 --> 00:53:04,635
and he walks over and
he gets within inches
938
00:53:04,636 --> 00:53:06,982
of the real director's
face, and he's like,
939
00:53:06,983 --> 00:53:11,115
"If you ever bully
a child ever again,
940
00:53:11,116 --> 00:53:13,005
I will personally come down here
941
00:53:13,006 --> 00:53:16,125
and shove that clarinet
so far up your ass,
942
00:53:16,126 --> 00:53:17,440
you'll be shitting show tunes
943
00:53:17,441 --> 00:53:19,825
for the rest of
your pitiful life."
944
00:53:19,826 --> 00:53:21,265
- [Mary] Oh my God.
945
00:53:21,266 --> 00:53:22,812
- [Amy] I know. (laughs)
946
00:53:22,813 --> 00:53:24,309
- [Mary] Holy shit, how have
I never heard that story?
947
00:53:24,310 --> 00:53:25,958
- I don't know, but yeah,
948
00:53:25,959 --> 00:53:28,905
so then the director
calls me the next day
949
00:53:28,906 --> 00:53:30,019
and he apologized,
950
00:53:30,916 --> 00:53:32,949
and I never told Dad
I saw the whole thing.
951
00:53:34,096 --> 00:53:37,875
- Wow, he really was awesome.
952
00:53:37,876 --> 00:53:38,876
- Yeah.
953
00:53:41,146 --> 00:53:43,296
What about you, what's
your best Dad story?
954
00:53:49,966 --> 00:53:50,966
- Hmm.
955
00:53:54,226 --> 00:53:57,091
Do you remember
when Don Henbuddy-
956
00:53:57,092 --> 00:53:57,925
- Ugh.
957
00:53:57,926 --> 00:53:59,565
- Dumped me on the
day of the prom?
958
00:53:59,566 --> 00:54:01,155
- Yeah, such a bitch.
959
00:54:01,156 --> 00:54:04,905
- I was so upset, I literally
could not stop crying.
960
00:54:04,906 --> 00:54:05,739
- Oh.
961
00:54:05,740 --> 00:54:09,049
- Yeah, so I walked to his
house, ready to have a showdown.
962
00:54:09,946 --> 00:54:10,779
- [Amy] Yeah?
963
00:54:10,780 --> 00:54:12,195
- I charged down his street.
964
00:54:12,196 --> 00:54:14,212
I saw all of his
family and friends,
965
00:54:14,213 --> 00:54:17,235
all of his football
broskis all outside
966
00:54:17,236 --> 00:54:20,175
on the front lawn, posing
for their pictures.
967
00:54:20,176 --> 00:54:21,476
Their backs were to me, though,
968
00:54:21,477 --> 00:54:23,895
so they couldn't see
me, and I was feet away
969
00:54:23,896 --> 00:54:26,625
and about to begin this
blood curdling rant
970
00:54:26,626 --> 00:54:28,635
about his tiny
little micro penis-
971
00:54:28,636 --> 00:54:30,327
- [Amy] Oh my God. (laughs)
972
00:54:30,328 --> 00:54:34,665
- And then a man in a
lucha libre wrestling mask-
973
00:54:34,666 --> 00:54:35,499
- [Amy] No.
974
00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:39,015
- Rocking a Walkman, singing
"America the Beautiful"
975
00:54:39,016 --> 00:54:43,245
at the top of his
lungs, was streaking by,
976
00:54:43,246 --> 00:54:47,655
waving a giant sign that
said, "Don's a pussy,"
977
00:54:47,656 --> 00:54:51,975
absolutely naked, between the
crowd and the photographer.
978
00:54:51,976 --> 00:54:52,976
- Oh my God.
979
00:54:54,606 --> 00:54:58,399
Oh my God, I wondered why he
bought that lucha libre mask.
980
00:54:59,746 --> 00:55:01,725
My God. (laughs)
- Yeah.
981
00:55:01,726 --> 00:55:04,409
- What the fuck? (laughs)
982
00:55:05,356 --> 00:55:08,056
Yeah, there's literally
nothing he wouldn't do for us.
983
00:55:09,385 --> 00:55:12,302
(slow piano music)
984
00:55:24,433 --> 00:55:26,266
- Hey, I have an idea.
985
00:55:27,376 --> 00:55:28,376
- Yeah?
986
00:55:30,650 --> 00:55:33,233
(upbeat music)
987
00:55:36,176 --> 00:55:41,009
(Mary sings) (Amy laughs)
988
00:55:43,414 --> 00:55:45,028
Oh, shit!
989
00:55:45,029 --> 00:55:50,029
♪ I'm watching the sun
set on Tennessee hills ♪
990
00:55:51,971 --> 00:55:56,971
♪ I wish I could capture
it, I never will ♪
991
00:55:58,984 --> 00:56:00,770
♪ 'Cause I'm not a painter ♪
992
00:56:00,771 --> 00:56:05,771
♪ Can't stay in the lines ♪
993
00:56:05,946 --> 00:56:10,946
♪ Just sitting here
sipping on dandelion wine ♪
994
00:56:13,343 --> 00:56:18,343
♪ It's starting to rain
but I don't feel a thing ♪
995
00:56:20,329 --> 00:56:25,329
♪ Sitting out rocking on
that old porch swing ♪
996
00:56:27,414 --> 00:56:32,414
♪ 'Cause I found me something
that tastes like springtime ♪
997
00:56:34,458 --> 00:56:35,291
♪ Just sitting here ♪
998
00:56:35,291 --> 00:56:36,291
- What do
999
00:56:38,022 --> 00:56:39,522
political opinions
1000
00:56:42,394 --> 00:56:43,394
and dicks
1001
00:56:44,818 --> 00:56:46,068
have in common?
1002
00:56:49,618 --> 00:56:52,118
It's rude to whip them out in.
1003
00:56:57,578 --> 00:56:58,658
(tablet chirps)
1004
00:56:58,659 --> 00:57:03,659
♪ You can make plans but
they'll change on a dime ♪
1005
00:57:05,097 --> 00:57:10,097
♪ So pour me one more
glass of dandelion wine ♪
1006
00:57:12,517 --> 00:57:17,517
♪ Preachers and dreamers,
they both believe ♪
1007
00:57:19,318 --> 00:57:24,318
♪ In the patterns and powers
that we can't quite see ♪
1008
00:57:28,098 --> 00:57:30,255
(camera beeps)
1009
00:57:30,256 --> 00:57:35,256
- Hey, guys, so if you haven't
heard, I'm dying. (laughs)
1010
00:57:37,306 --> 00:57:39,285
Uh, I thought I'd
do a little bit
1011
00:57:39,286 --> 00:57:41,415
of a poor man's confessional.
1012
00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:44,535
Not gonna lie, I'm kind of
pissed at God, really. (laughs)
1013
00:57:44,536 --> 00:57:47,415
Made me 25 years to
live on this planet,
1014
00:57:47,416 --> 00:57:51,255
and seriously,
what the fuck, man?
1015
00:57:51,256 --> 00:57:53,085
Anyway, I thought I'd start out
1016
00:57:53,086 --> 00:57:55,549
with Ira Feinman at Band Camp.
1017
00:57:57,646 --> 00:58:01,095
Yes, it was me that stapled
your shit stained underwear
1018
00:58:01,096 --> 00:58:03,165
to the cafeteria wall.
1019
00:58:03,166 --> 00:58:05,895
What I didn't know is that
your mom wrote your name
1020
00:58:05,896 --> 00:58:10,896
in your underwear, and I'm so,
so sorry about that. (laughs)
1021
00:58:11,423 --> 00:58:14,913
How was I supposed to know?
1022
00:58:14,914 --> 00:58:18,799
Anyway, all right,
that's all I got for now.
1023
00:58:20,770 --> 00:58:22,301
Bye, guys.
1024
00:58:22,302 --> 00:58:25,372
(camera beeps) (Amy laughs)
1025
00:58:25,373 --> 00:58:28,456
(upbeat dance music)
1026
00:58:36,340 --> 00:58:37,340
A fat dick.
1027
00:58:38,439 --> 00:58:41,475
(phone chirps)
1028
00:58:41,476 --> 00:58:44,040
♪ Everybody wants to party ♪
1029
00:58:44,041 --> 00:58:47,708
- Bringing "Sexy Back"
by Justin Timberlake.
1030
00:58:49,295 --> 00:58:51,954
♪ Everybody wants to party ♪
1031
00:58:51,955 --> 00:58:53,552
- One night stand.
1032
00:58:53,553 --> 00:58:56,136
(phone chirps)
1033
00:58:57,009 --> 00:59:00,592
♪ Everybody wants to party ♪
1034
00:59:03,734 --> 00:59:05,212
- See question one.
1035
00:59:05,213 --> 00:59:10,213
♪ Everybody wants to party ♪
1036
00:59:13,034 --> 00:59:16,889
♪ Everybody wants to party ♪
1037
00:59:16,890 --> 00:59:18,670
(phone chirps)
1038
00:59:18,671 --> 00:59:20,004
- That was fast.
1039
00:59:20,991 --> 00:59:24,574
♪ Everybody wants to party ♪
1040
00:59:25,449 --> 00:59:26,632
(phone chirps)
1041
00:59:26,633 --> 00:59:27,633
- Ugh!
1042
00:59:29,070 --> 00:59:31,629
♪ Everybody wants to party ♪
1043
00:59:31,630 --> 00:59:33,880
- Oh, hello, Mr. Right now.
1044
00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:38,485
♪ Everybody wants to party ♪
1045
00:59:38,486 --> 00:59:39,804
(phone chirps)
1046
00:59:39,805 --> 00:59:41,138
- That was fast.
1047
00:59:52,306 --> 00:59:54,563
♪ Everybody wants to party ♪
1048
00:59:54,564 --> 00:59:57,564
(crickets chirping)
1049
01:00:01,487 --> 01:00:04,404
(slow piano music)
1050
01:00:08,487 --> 01:00:12,070
- Hey, babe, how you
doing with everything?
1051
01:00:12,913 --> 01:00:16,663
(slow piano music continues)
1052
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:20,480
- Um,
1053
01:00:22,366 --> 01:00:27,195
my sister is dying,
I'm fat as shit,
1054
01:00:27,196 --> 01:00:29,745
I didn't get that stupid
bank loan that I wanted,
1055
01:00:29,746 --> 01:00:31,875
and literally, I'm
busting out of everything
1056
01:00:31,876 --> 01:00:34,305
that I own because I'm
so fucking pregnant.
1057
01:00:34,306 --> 01:00:37,295
My ankles are swollen, I have
these big fucking cankles,
1058
01:00:37,296 --> 01:00:39,828
and I can't do everything
about it, so how am I doing?
1059
01:00:39,829 --> 01:00:42,348
I am not doing that good.
1060
01:00:42,349 --> 01:00:46,099
(slow piano music continues)
1061
01:00:50,896 --> 01:00:51,896
- Hey, Mary?
1062
01:00:54,646 --> 01:00:55,646
I'm sorry.
1063
01:01:00,071 --> 01:01:01,155
I'm sorry for everything
1064
01:01:01,156 --> 01:01:03,123
that you're going
through right now.
1065
01:01:03,124 --> 01:01:05,895
You know, I can't even begin
to imagine how you feel,
1066
01:01:05,896 --> 01:01:08,276
but I want you to know,
I need you to know
1067
01:01:09,215 --> 01:01:12,045
that I love you
and I will be here
1068
01:01:12,046 --> 01:01:13,546
with you through it all, okay?
1069
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,198
(Mary sighs)
1070
01:01:16,199 --> 01:01:17,199
Okay, come here.
1071
01:01:25,696 --> 01:01:28,765
And, you know, babe,
I love your cankles.
1072
01:01:28,766 --> 01:01:29,599
(Mary scoffs)
1073
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:31,245
No, no, no, for real,
you got the best cankles
1074
01:01:31,246 --> 01:01:34,029
in the game, don't be disrespecting
your cankles like that.
1075
01:01:36,226 --> 01:01:37,226
I love you.
1076
01:01:38,659 --> 01:01:40,159
- I love you, too.
1077
01:01:41,753 --> 01:01:44,170
(Mary sighs)
1078
01:01:46,575 --> 01:01:48,772
- [Man On TV] We
were on a break!
1079
01:01:48,773 --> 01:01:51,341
(audience laughs)
- [Man On TV] Coffee house?
1080
01:01:51,342 --> 01:01:53,007
- [Woman On TV] You
bet. (doorbell rings)
1081
01:01:53,008 --> 01:01:53,866
- [Man On TV] And
for the record,
1082
01:01:53,867 --> 01:01:57,338
it took two people to
break up this relationship.
1083
01:01:57,339 --> 01:01:58,189
- [Woman On TV] Yeah,
you and that girl
1084
01:01:58,190 --> 01:01:59,599
from the coffee place.
1085
01:02:03,646 --> 01:02:04,646
- Down here.
1086
01:02:05,956 --> 01:02:06,916
- Oh, hi.
1087
01:02:06,917 --> 01:02:08,505
- Hi, I'm Kevin.
1088
01:02:08,506 --> 01:02:09,924
- I'm Amy, nice to meet you.
1089
01:02:09,925 --> 01:02:11,595
- You too, these are for you.
1090
01:02:11,596 --> 01:02:12,885
- They're gorgeous, thank you.
1091
01:02:12,886 --> 01:02:14,483
- You're welcome.
1092
01:02:14,484 --> 01:02:18,495
- Uh, so you weren't entirely
honest on your profile.
1093
01:02:18,496 --> 01:02:19,496
- What do you mean?
1094
01:02:20,716 --> 01:02:22,065
- You have glasses.
1095
01:02:22,066 --> 01:02:25,549
- Oh, you must be
new to dating apps.
1096
01:02:26,986 --> 01:02:28,605
- Yeah, guilty.
1097
01:02:28,606 --> 01:02:31,819
- Yeah, people tend to
enhance their looks.
1098
01:02:33,076 --> 01:02:35,175
- Gotcha, all right, well,
do you want to come in?
1099
01:02:35,176 --> 01:02:36,345
We can watch some Netflix, and-
1100
01:02:36,346 --> 01:02:37,917
- And chill?
1101
01:02:37,918 --> 01:02:38,751
(slow funky music)
1102
01:02:38,752 --> 01:02:41,286
- Yeah, we'll see
how drunk I get.
1103
01:02:43,309 --> 01:02:45,705
- [Kevin] Have you
played beer pong?
1104
01:02:45,706 --> 01:02:46,918
- No.
1105
01:02:46,919 --> 01:02:47,919
- Perfect.
1106
01:02:51,802 --> 01:02:55,552
(slow funky music continues)
1107
01:02:58,291 --> 01:03:00,263
That was amazing.
1108
01:03:00,264 --> 01:03:01,264
- Yeah.
1109
01:03:03,978 --> 01:03:04,978
It was.
1110
01:03:07,062 --> 01:03:09,453
- Can we cuddle now?
1111
01:03:09,454 --> 01:03:14,454
- Uh, no. (record scratches)
1112
01:03:21,079 --> 01:03:24,949
Hey, you, (laughs) just
thinking about you.
1113
01:03:25,786 --> 01:03:28,605
Um, I'm really sorry
1114
01:03:28,606 --> 01:03:33,606
that I've been a very shitty
sister these past four years,
1115
01:03:33,706 --> 01:03:38,565
but I just wanted to
say that I have a plan.
1116
01:03:38,566 --> 01:03:40,395
I've got a plan
that's gonna make you
1117
01:03:40,396 --> 01:03:45,109
and my future niece
so proud of me, okay?
1118
01:03:46,186 --> 01:03:47,296
I love you so much.
1119
01:03:48,406 --> 01:03:51,109
(phone chirps)
1120
01:03:51,110 --> 01:03:53,860
(toilet flushes)
1121
01:03:57,990 --> 01:04:00,323
(Amy sighs)
1122
01:04:05,298 --> 01:04:08,048
(slow sad music)
1123
01:04:24,477 --> 01:04:27,227
(girls laughing)
1124
01:04:29,803 --> 01:04:33,100
- Oh, you got me, now you
got me, no, no, I got you!
1125
01:04:33,101 --> 01:04:36,760
(slow sad music continues)
1126
01:04:36,761 --> 01:04:37,594
Goose!
1127
01:04:37,595 --> 01:04:39,270
(girls shrieking)
1128
01:04:39,271 --> 01:04:40,643
- Got you!
1129
01:04:40,644 --> 01:04:44,227
(slow sad music continues)
1130
01:05:21,628 --> 01:05:22,781
Hey.
1131
01:05:22,782 --> 01:05:25,092
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
1132
01:05:25,093 --> 01:05:26,659
- Did you have fun last night?
1133
01:05:28,183 --> 01:05:29,183
- Uh,
1134
01:05:30,786 --> 01:05:32,348
yeah, it was okay.
1135
01:05:32,349 --> 01:05:33,599
- Mm-hmm, okay.
1136
01:05:35,748 --> 01:05:36,748
Okay.
1137
01:05:37,941 --> 01:05:42,199
I have a gift for you
that will last a lifetime.
1138
01:05:43,066 --> 01:05:44,415
- I hope it's not a puppy.
1139
01:05:44,416 --> 01:05:46,438
- No, what do you think
this is, "John Wick 6"?
1140
01:05:46,439 --> 01:05:47,272
(Amy laughs)
1141
01:05:47,273 --> 01:05:49,545
- Good one, what is it?
1142
01:05:49,546 --> 01:05:50,979
- Just open it.
1143
01:05:50,980 --> 01:05:51,980
- Okay.
1144
01:05:54,826 --> 01:05:57,979
Oh my God, you're naming
the baby after me.
1145
01:06:00,436 --> 01:06:02,162
I love you.
- [Mary] I love you, too.
1146
01:06:02,163 --> 01:06:03,163
- Thank you.
1147
01:06:05,716 --> 01:06:08,839
Okay, I have something
for you, too.
1148
01:06:09,736 --> 01:06:11,115
- What is it?
1149
01:06:11,116 --> 01:06:12,866
- Well, it starts
with a road trip.
1150
01:06:13,786 --> 01:06:16,425
- I hope it doesn't end
in driving off a cliff.
1151
01:06:16,426 --> 01:06:17,315
- Not quite.
1152
01:06:17,316 --> 01:06:19,898
(upbeat music)
1153
01:06:51,796 --> 01:06:53,235
- What are we doing at
this ass wipe's office?
1154
01:06:53,236 --> 01:06:54,675
I cannot afford to
go to jail right now,
1155
01:06:54,676 --> 01:06:55,646
and besides, I'm sure
you have better things
1156
01:06:55,647 --> 01:06:57,735
to be doing on your
last day of earth.
1157
01:06:57,736 --> 01:07:00,675
- Mary, we're gonna get
Dad's money back, okay?
1158
01:07:00,676 --> 01:07:04,305
Now, when I say go, you
vanish, get in my car and go.
1159
01:07:04,306 --> 01:07:06,375
- Affirmative, copy that.
1160
01:07:06,376 --> 01:07:07,455
- What?
1161
01:07:07,456 --> 01:07:08,289
- Copy that.
1162
01:07:08,289 --> 01:07:09,166
- Copy what?
1163
01:07:09,167 --> 01:07:10,865
- Copy that, copy
that, they say it
1164
01:07:10,866 --> 01:07:13,326
in all the heist movie,
"Ocean's 11," 12, 13-
1165
01:07:13,327 --> 01:07:16,266
- Wait, wait, wait, focus, okay?
1166
01:07:16,267 --> 01:07:17,376
- Copy that.
1167
01:07:17,377 --> 01:07:20,470
- Okay, sorry.
1168
01:07:20,471 --> 01:07:23,471
(upbeat rock music)
1169
01:07:40,816 --> 01:07:44,144
- Ugh, will you
please grow a pair?
1170
01:07:44,145 --> 01:07:47,675
Make the deal and then
ask for forgiveness later.
1171
01:07:47,676 --> 01:07:48,676
You got it?
1172
01:07:51,036 --> 01:07:52,908
Oh, seriously?
1173
01:07:52,909 --> 01:07:56,339
What the fuck, Mary,
really, Mary, again?
1174
01:07:56,340 --> 01:07:57,555
What the fuck?
1175
01:07:57,556 --> 01:07:58,456
What are you doing here again?
1176
01:07:58,457 --> 01:08:01,245
Listen, I told you, you
are not gonna get a nickel
1177
01:08:01,246 --> 01:08:03,255
from me as long as
I'm alive. (laughs)
1178
01:08:03,256 --> 01:08:05,595
- Finally, we have
common ground.
1179
01:08:05,596 --> 01:08:07,258
- What's that
supposed to mean, huh?
1180
01:08:07,259 --> 01:08:11,324
(taser rattles)
(upbeat rock music)
1181
01:08:11,325 --> 01:08:13,382
- Okay, go, Mary, go!
1182
01:08:13,383 --> 01:08:14,869
- I love you, be careful!
1183
01:08:18,059 --> 01:08:19,169
(water splashes)
1184
01:08:19,170 --> 01:08:22,337
(Mr. Dalmer sputters)
1185
01:08:24,689 --> 01:08:27,035
- What the, what, what the fuck?
1186
01:08:27,036 --> 01:08:31,545
- You know, a woman scorned,
hell hath no fury, all that?
1187
01:08:31,546 --> 01:08:34,425
Except add to that that the
woman only has a day to live,
1188
01:08:34,426 --> 01:08:37,185
and you stole my dad's last
dime, and you're a dick.
1189
01:08:37,186 --> 01:08:39,795
- [Mr. Dalmer] What the
fuck are you talking about?
1190
01:08:39,796 --> 01:08:43,275
- You have two options, the
first one will end well,
1191
01:08:43,276 --> 01:08:44,899
and the second one won't.
1192
01:08:46,546 --> 01:08:49,635
You just simply have
to wire me $350,000.
1193
01:08:49,636 --> 01:08:52,755
- Three, (scoffs) no,
no, no, it was 300,000.
1194
01:08:52,756 --> 01:08:55,159
- Yeah, the extra 50K
is an asshole tax.
1195
01:08:56,926 --> 01:08:58,804
- Yeah, and what's
my second option?
1196
01:08:58,805 --> 01:08:59,638
(slow ominous music)
1197
01:08:59,639 --> 01:09:01,616
- You don't want to
know your second option.
1198
01:09:14,086 --> 01:09:16,609
- You're bluffing, you
don't have the balls.
1199
01:09:16,610 --> 01:09:19,864
- No, (laughs) actually,
you don't have the balls.
1200
01:09:19,865 --> 01:09:23,925
(Mr. Dalmer screams)
(Amy laughs)
1201
01:09:23,926 --> 01:09:25,409
- [Mr. Dalmer] You are
going to prison, bitch.
1202
01:09:25,410 --> 01:09:26,542
- [Amy] Oh, yeah?
1203
01:09:26,543 --> 01:09:27,915
(Mr. Dalmer screams)
1204
01:09:27,916 --> 01:09:31,683
- Okay, fine, fine, fine,
I'll wire the money.
1205
01:09:31,684 --> 01:09:35,601
(slow ominous music continues)
1206
01:09:37,276 --> 01:09:38,276
Fine.
1207
01:09:43,636 --> 01:09:44,469
Happy?
1208
01:09:44,470 --> 01:09:46,729
- Yeah, it was a good choice.
1209
01:09:48,826 --> 01:09:52,686
- Wait a minute, you, you're
live streaming this? (laughs)
1210
01:09:52,687 --> 01:09:56,295
You stupid bitch, you two
broads are gonna die in prison.
1211
01:09:56,296 --> 01:09:58,639
This is kidnapping,
it's kidnapping!
1212
01:10:00,569 --> 01:10:03,035
- You tell anyone else
that Mary was involved,
1213
01:10:03,036 --> 01:10:04,160
I will personally make sure
1214
01:10:04,161 --> 01:10:06,919
that it's not just your
balls that fry, okay?
1215
01:10:07,876 --> 01:10:10,425
Oh, and one more
thing, by the way,
1216
01:10:10,426 --> 01:10:12,195
where are the keys
to your Lambo?
1217
01:10:12,196 --> 01:10:14,246
- [Mr. Dalmer] Eat a
bag of dicks, bitch.
1218
01:10:15,274 --> 01:10:16,455
(Mr. Dalmer screams)
1219
01:10:16,456 --> 01:10:17,745
Oh, top drawer!
1220
01:10:17,746 --> 01:10:18,612
- Thank you.
1221
01:10:18,613 --> 01:10:20,246
(upbeat rock music)
1222
01:10:20,247 --> 01:10:23,080
(car engine revs)
1223
01:10:25,985 --> 01:10:28,203
- [Radio] Dispatch
221, suspect spotted,
1224
01:10:28,204 --> 01:10:31,999
blue Lamborghini, assumed
armed and dangerous.
1225
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,563
♪ I can't seem to find just
where my heart's gone ♪
1226
01:10:34,564 --> 01:10:38,439
(siren wails) (police
radio mumbles)
1227
01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:40,857
(slow music)
1228
01:11:08,936 --> 01:11:10,769
- How did we get here?
1229
01:11:12,526 --> 01:11:15,349
I mean, Amy's gonna die in jail.
1230
01:11:17,817 --> 01:11:20,572
(Mary sighs)
1231
01:11:20,573 --> 01:11:24,573
I don't know, and the
arraignment's tomorrow, so
1232
01:11:26,506 --> 01:11:27,506
it's over.
1233
01:11:30,199 --> 01:11:32,835
It's a fucking nightmare.
1234
01:11:32,836 --> 01:11:36,086
(slow music continues)
1235
01:11:43,607 --> 01:11:46,190
(slow buzzing)
1236
01:11:51,534 --> 01:11:54,784
(slow music continues)
1237
01:12:38,769 --> 01:12:41,852
(slow ambient music)
1238
01:12:51,619 --> 01:12:55,845
- All rise, Department One
of the Circuit Court is now
1239
01:12:55,846 --> 01:12:58,429
in session, Judge
Hawkins presiding.
1240
01:13:00,286 --> 01:13:01,286
Please be seated.
1241
01:13:05,146 --> 01:13:07,275
- Good morning,
ladies and gentlemen.
1242
01:13:07,276 --> 01:13:09,649
We only have two items
on the docket today.
1243
01:13:10,606 --> 01:13:12,915
Calling first the
arraignment of the case
1244
01:13:12,916 --> 01:13:17,385
of the People of the State of
California versus Jim Dejello.
1245
01:13:17,386 --> 01:13:18,529
Are both sides ready?
1246
01:13:19,966 --> 01:13:22,605
I just want to say here,
let's be very respectful
1247
01:13:22,606 --> 01:13:23,865
of the victims that I've allowed
1248
01:13:23,866 --> 01:13:25,266
to be in the audience today.
1249
01:13:37,156 --> 01:13:38,449
- I recognize that scent.
1250
01:13:39,815 --> 01:13:41,374
(Amy screams)
1251
01:13:41,375 --> 01:13:44,674
- [Amy] No! (screams)
1252
01:13:44,675 --> 01:13:47,092
- What's it been, four years?
1253
01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:56,805
- Jim Dejello, you
have been accused
1254
01:13:56,806 --> 01:13:59,895
of 24 counts of sexual assault
1255
01:13:59,896 --> 01:14:02,895
and eight counts of murder
in the first degree.
1256
01:14:02,896 --> 01:14:03,896
How do you plead?
1257
01:14:14,740 --> 01:14:19,740
Mr. Dejello?
1258
01:14:21,580 --> 01:14:25,159
Mr. Dejello, how do you plead?
1259
01:14:29,086 --> 01:14:31,044
- Not guilty, of course.
1260
01:14:31,045 --> 01:14:36,045
(audience members gasping)
(overlapping chattering)
1261
01:14:43,069 --> 01:14:44,718
- Fuck you.
1262
01:14:44,719 --> 01:14:46,856
(audience members
exclaiming) (upbeat music)
1263
01:14:46,857 --> 01:14:51,857
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1264
01:14:52,782 --> 01:14:57,782
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1265
01:15:01,657 --> 01:15:06,657
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1266
01:15:11,511 --> 01:15:13,761
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1267
01:15:28,506 --> 01:15:33,506
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1268
01:15:34,431 --> 01:15:39,431
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1269
01:15:44,196 --> 01:15:46,446
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1270
01:15:55,410 --> 01:15:58,410
(slow guitar music)
1271
01:16:15,488 --> 01:16:19,609
♪ All the lights playing games ♪
1272
01:16:19,610 --> 01:16:23,872
♪ On all the counters
and windowpanes ♪
1273
01:16:23,873 --> 01:16:27,547
♪ Sun is bright,
it's a new day ♪
1274
01:16:27,548 --> 01:16:32,548
♪ And I feel brand new ♪
1275
01:16:34,295 --> 01:16:39,295
♪ All the winter is gone ♪
1276
01:16:39,425 --> 01:16:43,433
♪ It seems it's
been here so long ♪
1277
01:16:43,434 --> 01:16:47,269
♪ I want to feel like I belong ♪
1278
01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:52,108
♪ Part of something good ♪
1279
01:16:52,109 --> 01:16:56,190
♪ Catching on like a wildfire ♪
1280
01:16:56,191 --> 01:17:00,367
♪ Feeling for a
brand new start ♪
1281
01:17:00,368 --> 01:17:04,839
♪ Rain is gone, now
it's so much brighter ♪
1282
01:17:04,840 --> 01:17:08,257
♪ A new song in my heart ♪
1283
01:17:26,429 --> 01:17:30,601
♪ I'm seeing everything
new, all things new ♪
1284
01:17:30,602 --> 01:17:34,772
♪ Like for the first time a
perfect view, a perfect view ♪
1285
01:17:34,773 --> 01:17:39,122
♪ You could feel like this too ♪
1286
01:17:39,123 --> 01:17:43,239
♪ Catching on like a wildfire ♪
1287
01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:47,286
♪ Feeling for a
brand new start ♪
1288
01:17:47,287 --> 01:17:51,885
♪ The rain is gone, now
it's so much brighter ♪
1289
01:17:51,886 --> 01:17:55,685
♪ A new song in my heart ♪
1290
01:17:55,686 --> 01:18:00,165
♪ The rain is gone, now
it's so much brighter ♪
1291
01:18:00,166 --> 01:18:05,166
♪ A new song in my heart ♪
1292
01:18:05,946 --> 01:18:08,279
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
91450
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.