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[SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYS]
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FRANCINE: Readyyyyy?
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Uh-huuuuuuh.
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HAYLEY: No peeeeekiiiiiiiing!
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Okaaaaa-aaaaaaay.
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STEVE: Prommmiiiiiiiise?
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Just get the hell on with it already!
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All right, open your eyes!
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Okay, Jock, Princess, Nerd, Stoner.
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You're... the Breakfast Club?
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We're Scooby-doo, ya jackalope!
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Steve, did you...
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wax your legs?
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No.
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I did.
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I wanted to be Velma.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Hey, I can be more than just a
"dumb stoner", you know?
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Can you?
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No.
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No, I don't think so.
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You're a natural born Shaggy, babe.
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[CHUCKLES] It's true.
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Best to stay in your lane, bro.
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Speaking of... you're Scooby.
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Oh, what, 'cause I'm like your pet?
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Screw that! Why can't Roger do it?
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Because Roger is in London,
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living out his lifelong dream
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of playing Rumpleteazer in a
West End revival of "Cats."
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Oh, yeah...
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Look, we all have
our roles in the family,
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and you two are kind of the...
comic relief.
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C'mon, it's time to go to
Danuta's Halloween party.
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Wait, wasn't dad gonna drive us?
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Yeah. Where is dad, anyway?
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Did he...
never come home from work?
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Dad?
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Stan?
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Dad?
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Stan?
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Dan?
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I mean...
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Stad?
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No answer.
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Oh, my God.
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It's Halloween night, and Stan is...
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m-missing!
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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??
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Still no answer from your dad.
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Well, gang, looks like we've
got a mystery on our hands.
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This is bullshit.
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Pigeonholing us like this.
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We're not just a couple
of bumbling idiots!
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- Yeah, we're that and more!
- That's right.
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I am not just a fish who says "bro".
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I'm complex. I have layers.
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Contradictions.
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Me too. I've got that stuff, too!
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I have a New Yorker subscription.
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Right now,
I've got a stack of New Yorkers
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in my alcove halfway
to the damn ceiling,
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and one of these days
I'm gonna read 'em, too!
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No joke!
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I'm a certified doula.
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Does that mess up your tidy
little idea of who I am?
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And I have a surprising
amount of upper body strength!
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[GRUNTS]
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Yeah!
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Go! Go! Go!
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[GRUNTS]
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[GROANS]
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HAYLEY:
What's all that racket back there?
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It's the sound of us being unique,
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multi-faceted individuals!
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- Yeah!
- We're here.
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- [BRAKES SQUEAL]
- Wow.
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I don't remember Stan's
office being quite so...
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terrifying.
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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This place is totally deserted.
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And it looks like
everyone left in a hurry.
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Probably scared off by the monster.
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Yeah.
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Monster?
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That's ridiculous.
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Look around, Francine!
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This whole situation is
clearly going full Scooby.
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It's only a matter of time
before we're being chased around
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by a wolf man to some generic
'60s pop song.
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Well, in "Scooby-Doo"
the monsters are never real.
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Yeah, but that's a TV show.
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This is real life.
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??
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Monster.
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??
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Monster.
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??
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BOTH: Monster.
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Would you two give it a rest?
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There's no monster.
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- [GUNSHOT]
- [ALL SCREAM]
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Sorry. I thought you were...
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the monster.
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Told ya.
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??
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[GRUNTS]
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There.
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Now...
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can I offer anyone a topo chico?
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Yeah, I'll take one.
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Nice costumes, by the way.
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They made us be Shaggy and Scooby
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even though we're
multi-fascinating individuals.
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Never mind that.
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What is going on around here,
and where is our dad...
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I'm not even anything like Shaggy.
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Zoinks!
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??
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This... holds the answers
to your questions.
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It all started with a crisis
of the utmost urgency,
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when I, who I've always thought
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look a helluva lot like Chris Hemsworth,
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discovered evidence that someone...
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was using my private executive bathroom!
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So I, who in another way
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see myself very much
as a Jason Momoa type,
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tapped my very nearest man, Stan Smith,
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to get to the bottom of
this fecal feloniousness.
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You can imagine my shock
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when he shocked me with
some truly shocking news...
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the culprit was supernatural in nature.
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A monstrous ancient demon known as...
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the soul snatcher!
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I was all like this.
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??
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Knowing I'd never be able to set foot
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in my bathroom again until
this threat was eliminated,
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I put Stan in charge of
a new top secret unit...
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ZOINCS...
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the Zoroastrian, Occult,
Inter-dimensional
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and Non-rational Creature Section.
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It's basically a monster squad.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, okay.
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Now I don't know why,
but earlier tonight
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the soul snatcher was somehow unleashed,
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and went on a soul-snatching rampage.
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That's why everyone's gone.
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That and the building's
being sprayed for termites.
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So where's Stan?
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Probably got his dang soul snatched.
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If I were you,
I'd get out of here while you still can.
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Not a chance.
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Or, I don't know, should we just go?
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No.
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No.
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We're not leaving here without our dad.
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- Right?
- Right.
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C'mon gang, let's go investigate.
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I think you look like Humpty Dumpty.
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[PAPERS RUSTLING]
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Anyone find any evidence?
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Only that your dad's been
eating Taco Bell again.
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There's literally nothing in his desk
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besides fast food wrappers
and loose bullets.
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Maybe these shady-looking characters
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had something to do with it.
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Jeff, that's us.
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[KEYBOARD CLACKING]
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- Pay dirt!
- What'd you find?
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I just won this sick-ass
"Jurassic world" shot glass
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I've been bidding on on eBay.
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You know what?
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Why don't you and Jeff go...
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find a snack or something?
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No way.
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We want to help find Mr. S.
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Yeah, this is serious.
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Exactly.
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And all you guys are gonna
do is get in the way.
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You don't know that.
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We could surprise you.
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Could you?
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No.
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No, I don't think so.
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Maybe we should split up.
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Wow, so that's it, huh?
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Would it be weird for you
if I asked out Nerfer?
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I meant split up into groups
to search the building.
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I knew that!
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Fine. C'mon, pal.
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Let's go and... find a snack.
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I actually am pretty hungry.
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??
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But now how the [BLEEP]
am I supposed to eat it?
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We'll show them we're more
than just a pair of boobs.
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[CHUCKLES] "Pair of boobs."
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We're gonna find Stan and
solve the mystery of...
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What was the monster called again?
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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The s-s-s-s-soul snatcher!
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No, it definitely started with a
"chuh" sound.
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- [SNAPS]
- Chainsaw Charlie.
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[DEMONIC VOICE] I've come
to take your souuuulssss!
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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What was that you just said again?
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[DEMONIC VOICE] I've come
to take your souuuulssss!
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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Dang it!
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[NORMAL] There's not
supposed to be any people
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in the building right now.
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We're spraying, for Pete's sake.
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Why'd you say you were
gonna take our souls?
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I was talking to the termites
in the drywall behind you.
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I enjoy taunting them, okay?
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Well, we'll get out of your hair.
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Okay.
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You guys have yourselves
a fantastic evening.
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Now, termites...
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[DEMONIC VOICE] time
to send you to helllll!
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I don't think I've ever been
in this part of the CIA before.
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[SUSPICIOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
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[WHISTLING, SNORING]
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A dead end?
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Must be some kind of secret
passageway or something.
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- Hundred bucks it's that candle up there.
- Why?
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It's the only thing with
that thick-ass outline.
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
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??
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What is this place?
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ZOINCS headquarters.
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These are all the evil
artifacts we've come across
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in our hunt for supernatural monsters
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like, just to name a few,
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the boogeyman, the booegeywoman,
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- and the...
- Wolf man!
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[MUSIC STINGS]
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[LAUGHS] That's not the wolf man!
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That's agent Wolfman.
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He's got that cool '70s style going,
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with the big sideburns.
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Thanks. Topo chico?
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Yeah, I'll get one of those.
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What happened to our dad?
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It's too horrible to say.
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No, I'll never tell.
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- Please?
- Well, okay.
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??
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Stan was gung-ho for gettin'
them ghouls and goblins.
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But I couldn't help noticing
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we hadn't made any progress
on our primary objective.
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??
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So earlier tonight, Stan held a seance
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to summon and apprehend
the soul snatcher.
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But then it all went wrong.
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Terribly wrong?
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Exactly.
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The lights went out,
there was a terrible roar,
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and I heard Stan's soul
being devoured by that beast!
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He was saying things like "Oh,
no, my soul,"
266
00:09:48,023 --> 00:09:50,619
and, "It's eating my soul,"
and so forth.
267
00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:52,283
I'm sorry.
268
00:09:52,284 --> 00:09:54,747
But at least we'll be safe from
that soul snatcher in here.
269
00:09:54,748 --> 00:09:56,211
Oh, my God! There it is!
270
00:09:56,212 --> 00:09:57,476
??
271
00:09:57,477 --> 00:09:59,540
- [ROARS]
- Run!
272
00:09:59,541 --> 00:10:01,271
We're not getting anywhere!
273
00:10:01,272 --> 00:10:02,668
Speak for yourself!
274
00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:05,332
I'm, ernngh, makin' some progress!
275
00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:07,396
??
276
00:10:07,397 --> 00:10:08,395
[GRUNTS]
277
00:10:08,396 --> 00:10:10,126
[ALL PANTING]
278
00:10:10,127 --> 00:10:11,994
Sorry, I just mopped.
279
00:10:13,522 --> 00:10:15,022
Mr. S?
280
00:10:16,252 --> 00:10:17,552
Stan?
281
00:10:18,249 --> 00:10:19,816
Soul snatcher?
282
00:10:20,779 --> 00:10:22,310
Chainsaw Charlie?
283
00:10:22,311 --> 00:10:23,641
Ugh.
284
00:10:23,642 --> 00:10:25,905
No sign of Stan or the monster anywhere!
285
00:10:25,906 --> 00:10:28,634
And we've looked in four places now!
286
00:10:28,635 --> 00:10:30,565
Maybe there is no monster.
287
00:10:30,566 --> 00:10:35,026
Or maybe the monster is just,
like, a metaphor.
288
00:10:35,027 --> 00:10:36,025
Right.
289
00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:39,154
Like, maybe we're the monster.
290
00:10:39,155 --> 00:10:41,218
Society.
291
00:10:41,219 --> 00:10:43,387
The man in the mirror...
292
00:10:44,215 --> 00:10:52,802
??
293
00:10:52,803 --> 00:10:55,066
[FAUCET SQUEAKS, WATER RUNNING]
294
00:10:55,067 --> 00:10:57,064
[WATER SHUTS OFF]
295
00:10:57,065 --> 00:10:58,129
Thanks.
296
00:10:58,130 --> 00:10:59,926
[CLATTERING]
297
00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:03,322
??
298
00:11:03,323 --> 00:11:05,253
[CLANGING]
299
00:11:05,254 --> 00:11:06,717
What's gotten into you, pal?
300
00:11:06,718 --> 00:11:08,515
It's the m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m...
301
00:11:08,516 --> 00:11:11,112
The m-m-m-m-m-m... mailman?
302
00:11:11,113 --> 00:11:13,375
Rrr, I hate that guy!
303
00:11:13,376 --> 00:11:14,573
I'm sorry. Okay...
304
00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,438
What I'm trying to say is...
305
00:11:16,439 --> 00:11:17,569
[CLEARS THROAT]
306
00:11:17,570 --> 00:11:19,101
Hummina, hummina, hummina.
307
00:11:19,102 --> 00:11:20,565
[GASPS]
308
00:11:20,566 --> 00:11:21,831
["FAIRY TALE GIRL" PLAYING]
309
00:11:21,832 --> 00:11:23,361
'Scuse us.
310
00:11:23,362 --> 00:11:25,226
? Once upon a time, girl ?
311
00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:28,289
? You were always gonna be mine, girl ?
312
00:11:28,290 --> 00:11:33,215
? Never dreamed I would
find a girl like you ?
313
00:11:33,216 --> 00:11:35,812
? Hey now, fairy tale girl ?
314
00:11:35,813 --> 00:11:38,276
? I know we can still
find the magic again ?
315
00:11:38,277 --> 00:11:39,474
[ROARS]
316
00:11:39,475 --> 00:11:40,739
? Hey now, fairy tale girl ?
317
00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:43,069
Like, I've heard of a floor-stop,
318
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,601
but a floor-drop?
319
00:11:44,602 --> 00:11:47,862
- You've heard of a "floor-stop"?
- ? Ba-da ?
320
00:11:47,863 --> 00:11:49,594
? Ba, ba-ba-da, ba, ba-ba-da ?
321
00:11:49,595 --> 00:11:50,858
[MUSIC STOPS]
322
00:11:50,859 --> 00:11:52,522
Snatcher! You're late again!
323
00:11:52,523 --> 00:11:55,253
I need 200 copies
of the Henderson file, ASAP!
324
00:11:55,254 --> 00:11:57,051
We gotta FedEx 27 to Boston,
325
00:11:57,052 --> 00:11:58,249
32 to Austin,
326
00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,312
63 to Stone Cold Steve Austin...
327
00:12:00,313 --> 00:12:02,710
and 116 to the band Boston.
328
00:12:02,711 --> 00:12:04,774
BOTH: Now get to work!
329
00:12:04,775 --> 00:12:05,825
Mwah!
330
00:12:08,703 --> 00:12:10,498
Hmm.
331
00:12:10,499 --> 00:12:11,897
[SQUEAK, SQUEAK]
332
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,162
[PIANO TRILLS]
333
00:12:13,163 --> 00:12:15,360
[ROARS]
334
00:12:15,361 --> 00:12:17,157
[FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
335
00:12:17,158 --> 00:12:19,886
Why do they have so many
identical paintings?
336
00:12:19,887 --> 00:12:21,884
We buy them in bulk at World Market!
337
00:12:21,885 --> 00:12:22,750
[GROANS]
338
00:12:22,751 --> 00:12:24,813
Jeff! Lead it this way!
339
00:12:24,814 --> 00:12:25,812
We set a trap!
340
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:28,275
??
341
00:12:28,276 --> 00:12:30,007
[ROARS]
342
00:12:30,008 --> 00:12:32,403
??
343
00:12:32,404 --> 00:12:33,935
[SHOUTING]
344
00:12:33,936 --> 00:12:35,336
[SCREAMS]
345
00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:38,861
[SQUEAK, MUSIC TRILLS]
346
00:12:38,862 --> 00:12:40,659
Time to reveal who this so-called
347
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:43,189
soul snatcher really is.
348
00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:44,587
I wonder who it'll be.
349
00:12:44,588 --> 00:12:46,451
[CHUCKLES] They still don't know.
350
00:12:46,452 --> 00:12:47,849
- [ALL SNICKERING]
- Oh, my G...
351
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:48,848
Hold up!
352
00:12:48,849 --> 00:12:51,578
If you're soooo much smarter than us,
353
00:12:51,579 --> 00:12:54,707
how about you tell us who it is,
before we look?
354
00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:55,639
Fine.
355
00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:56,904
- Dr. Weitzman.
- The exterminator.
356
00:12:56,905 --> 00:12:57,504
- What?
- What?
357
00:12:57,505 --> 00:12:58,502
I say it's Roger.
358
00:12:58,503 --> 00:12:59,900
But Roger's in London.
359
00:12:59,901 --> 00:13:01,564
Living out his lifelong dream
360
00:13:01,565 --> 00:13:04,494
of playing Rumpleteazer in
a West End revival of Cats.
361
00:13:04,495 --> 00:13:06,492
Oh, yeah...
362
00:13:06,493 --> 00:13:08,622
Ha! Did none of you notice
363
00:13:08,623 --> 00:13:10,619
how it was Stan who told Bullock
364
00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:12,883
there was a monster in the first place?
365
00:13:12,884 --> 00:13:14,681
Stan, who was probably the one
366
00:13:14,682 --> 00:13:17,610
using Bullock's private bathroom...
367
00:13:17,611 --> 00:13:22,870
Because Taco Bell is one
of his IBS super-triggers.
368
00:13:22,871 --> 00:13:26,940
Meaning that it just might be...
369
00:13:29,994 --> 00:13:31,459
ALL: Agent Wolfman?!
370
00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:32,457
Just as I thought.
371
00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,055
[CELLPHONE CHIMES]
372
00:13:34,056 --> 00:13:35,385
It's Stan.
373
00:13:35,386 --> 00:13:36,984
He's at Danuta's party.
374
00:13:36,985 --> 00:13:41,911
I guess maybe we actually
said we'd just meet him there?
375
00:13:41,912 --> 00:13:43,575
Um, has anybody noticed
376
00:13:43,576 --> 00:13:45,705
that agent Wolfman here isn't moving?
377
00:13:45,706 --> 00:13:48,608
Oh, my God. Is this thing airtight?
378
00:13:49,369 --> 00:13:50,566
- No pulse.
- [ALL GASP]
379
00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:54,095
Oh, my God! We killed him!
380
00:13:54,096 --> 00:13:55,227
It was...
381
00:13:55,228 --> 00:13:57,091
self-defense, right?!
382
00:13:57,092 --> 00:13:58,089
He was...
383
00:13:58,090 --> 00:13:59,355
pretending to be a monster!
384
00:13:59,356 --> 00:14:00,819
Is that even a crime?!
385
00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:04,481
Why'd you trap him in
an airtight sarcophagus?
386
00:14:04,482 --> 00:14:06,744
Why'd you stop us from opening it?
387
00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,210
- [BANGING ON WALL]
- JACKSON: Hey! Open up the wall!
388
00:14:08,211 --> 00:14:09,674
I need to get in there to mop!
389
00:14:09,675 --> 00:14:11,605
- [ALL SCREAM]
- What are we gonna do?
390
00:14:11,606 --> 00:14:14,207
- What are we gonna...
- Oh, God! We're gonna go to jail!
391
00:14:14,689 --> 00:14:17,863
FRANCINE: No, wait!
I found another secret passageway.
392
00:14:17,864 --> 00:14:19,461
All you gotta do is [GRUNTS]
393
00:14:19,462 --> 00:14:21,924
punch through the drywall [GRUNTS]
394
00:14:21,925 --> 00:14:23,190
a few times.
395
00:14:23,191 --> 00:14:24,655
Enngh! Enngh!
396
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:27,384
Then give it a few good chops.
397
00:14:27,385 --> 00:14:28,782
Grab that monster costume!
398
00:14:28,783 --> 00:14:31,853
Maybe everyone'll just think
the soul snatcher killed him!
399
00:14:34,176 --> 00:14:35,976
[TIRES SQUEAL, ENGINE REVS]
400
00:14:37,104 --> 00:14:40,306
- KLAUS: Ruht-roh. Am I right?
- STEVE: Not now, Klaus!
401
00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:47,158
I don't know what happened to
all you suckbois last night,
402
00:14:47,159 --> 00:14:48,888
but you missed a kick-ass party.
403
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,620
Plus, I got myself out of work early
404
00:14:50,621 --> 00:14:52,284
to get in a little trick-or-treating.
405
00:14:52,285 --> 00:14:53,949
Oh, nice!
406
00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:55,347
Big-ass nerds rope.
407
00:14:55,348 --> 00:14:56,745
W-We killed a man!
408
00:14:56,746 --> 00:14:58,010
- [THUD]
- What was that now?
409
00:14:58,011 --> 00:14:59,275
You know what? Actually, tell me later.
410
00:14:59,276 --> 00:15:00,540
Gotta get to work.
411
00:15:00,541 --> 00:15:03,336
I got a crazy awesome
new secret job there now.
412
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:04,935
Top secret. Can't tell you about it.
413
00:15:04,936 --> 00:15:07,264
It's called ZOINCS. Super classified.
414
00:15:07,265 --> 00:15:08,662
I've said too much already.
415
00:15:08,663 --> 00:15:11,592
ZOINCS is like the X-Files,
and I'm in charge of it.
416
00:15:11,593 --> 00:15:14,003
But again,
I can't really say anything about it.
417
00:15:14,256 --> 00:15:16,356
Ghosts are real. Gotta motor.
418
00:15:20,381 --> 00:15:21,645
What the hell, Jeff?!
419
00:15:21,646 --> 00:15:22,843
I'm sorry!
420
00:15:22,844 --> 00:15:25,307
I-I'm just having some
difficulty with the...
421
00:15:25,308 --> 00:15:27,171
murdering that we did.
422
00:15:27,172 --> 00:15:28,436
We are all on the hook for this.
423
00:15:28,437 --> 00:15:31,032
So we all need to be
able to trust each other
424
00:15:31,033 --> 00:15:32,164
to keep our mouths shut.
425
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,228
To be rock solid.
426
00:15:34,229 --> 00:15:36,830
Show of hands... who here is solid?
427
00:15:37,824 --> 00:15:40,619
[WHIMPERING]
428
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,617
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
429
00:15:42,618 --> 00:15:46,678
??
430
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:47,477
[SCOFFS]
431
00:15:47,478 --> 00:15:50,006
Nothing but bamm-bamms.
432
00:15:50,007 --> 00:15:50,939
[VITAMINS RATTLE]
433
00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:52,803
[MUSIC STINGS]
434
00:15:52,804 --> 00:15:54,738
[SCREAMS]
435
00:15:57,865 --> 00:15:59,865
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
436
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:01,991
??
437
00:16:01,992 --> 00:16:04,056
[THUNDER CRASHES]
438
00:16:04,057 --> 00:16:05,556
- Aah!
- [THUD]
439
00:16:06,586 --> 00:16:09,315
??
440
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,313
I saw him Klaus, I swear.
441
00:16:11,314 --> 00:16:13,843
Agent Wolfman's ghost!
442
00:16:13,844 --> 00:16:15,306
Please don't say anything.
443
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,304
Everyone'll just think I'm losing it.
444
00:16:17,305 --> 00:16:19,036
I've got your back, bro.
445
00:16:19,037 --> 00:16:22,231
You and me, we've been through a lot.
446
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,498
We gotta stick together.
447
00:16:23,962 --> 00:16:26,692
We've got a biiig problem with Jeff.
448
00:16:26,693 --> 00:16:28,755
Probably gonna have to kill him.
449
00:16:28,756 --> 00:16:29,887
You guys!
450
00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:31,285
Oh, hiiiii.
451
00:16:31,286 --> 00:16:33,017
Look what just came in the mail!
452
00:16:33,018 --> 00:16:36,079
- ??
- _
453
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,211
This is impossible.
454
00:16:37,212 --> 00:16:38,742
He's dead.
455
00:16:38,743 --> 00:16:41,538
Well, whether it really
is agent Wolfman or not,
456
00:16:41,539 --> 00:16:43,803
somebody knows what we did.
457
00:16:43,804 --> 00:16:46,266
And he's coming for us.
458
00:16:46,267 --> 00:16:48,033
Also, this came from Roger.
459
00:16:49,196 --> 00:16:51,525
Roger's in London?
460
00:16:51,526 --> 00:16:53,056
What was he doing agai...
461
00:16:53,057 --> 00:16:58,383
??
462
00:16:58,384 --> 00:16:59,648
Great rehearsal, everybody!
463
00:16:59,649 --> 00:17:01,512
How's that scratch lookin', Osman?
464
00:17:01,513 --> 00:17:03,177
Oh, I got ya pretty good, huh?
465
00:17:03,178 --> 00:17:04,442
Sorry about that.
466
00:17:04,443 --> 00:17:05,774
Kinda just got lost in the moment.
467
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,170
Hey, Jovan, can I have your boba tea?
468
00:17:08,171 --> 00:17:10,101
I already finished all my little balls.
469
00:17:10,102 --> 00:17:12,369
[SLURPS]
470
00:17:12,370 --> 00:17:13,963
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
471
00:17:13,964 --> 00:17:16,160
- What's all this, then?
- [CHUCKLES]
472
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,890
Oh, I read about these guys
473
00:17:17,891 --> 00:17:20,686
in a review of
"National Lampoon's European Vacation."
474
00:17:20,687 --> 00:17:23,417
They're not supposed to
ever even crack a smile.
475
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:26,052
Well, I betcha
I can get a reaction out of him.
476
00:17:27,228 --> 00:17:29,275
[ZIPPER OPENS]
477
00:17:29,276 --> 00:17:31,540
Gwah-gwah-gwah-gwah-gwah.
478
00:17:31,541 --> 00:17:33,070
[ALL GASP, SHUTTER CLICKS]
479
00:17:33,071 --> 00:17:35,200
Gwah-gwah-gwah-gwah-gwah.
480
00:17:35,201 --> 00:17:36,333
No one can resist chuckling
481
00:17:36,334 --> 00:17:38,995
at my silly little chicken-man dance.
482
00:17:38,996 --> 00:17:40,997
Gwah-gwah-gwah-gwah.
483
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,323
Nothing, huh?
484
00:17:43,324 --> 00:17:45,387
Well, what if I... go for your gun?!
485
00:17:45,388 --> 00:17:48,250
Deported! Right before opening night.
486
00:17:48,251 --> 00:17:49,915
This was a lifelong dream!
487
00:17:49,916 --> 00:17:51,978
I'm sorry. No pets in the cabin.
488
00:17:51,979 --> 00:17:53,443
Oh, I'm not actually a cat.
489
00:17:53,444 --> 00:17:54,709
You see, until this afternoon,
490
00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:57,038
I was fifth understudy for Rumpleteazer
491
00:17:57,039 --> 00:17:59,073
and 16th for Grizabella in a...
492
00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:02,165
Well, ain't this a mother[BLEEP].
493
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:05,028
??
494
00:18:05,029 --> 00:18:06,559
Look what I found in my locker.
495
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,089
Look what I found in my locker!
496
00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:10,155
At the gym.
497
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:11,752
I go to a UFC gym.
498
00:18:11,753 --> 00:18:13,183
[CELLPHONE VIBRATES]
499
00:18:13,184 --> 00:18:14,484
_
500
00:18:14,683 --> 00:18:16,013
[BEEP]
501
00:18:16,014 --> 00:18:17,744
[DEMONIC VOICE] Reveeeeeeeenge.
502
00:18:17,745 --> 00:18:18,942
- Aah!
- [THUD]
503
00:18:18,943 --> 00:18:20,540
Who could be doing this to us?
504
00:18:20,541 --> 00:18:23,503
Maybe we could ask... [GULPS]
505
00:18:23,504 --> 00:18:24,535
him!
506
00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:26,199
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
507
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,731
[ALL SCREAM]
508
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:30,399
??
509
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,190
We'll be safe in the haunted woods!
510
00:18:33,191 --> 00:18:34,921
[BATS SQUEAK]
511
00:18:34,922 --> 00:18:38,582
Wait, are we really about to
do another chase sequence?
512
00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:43,310
? It's a sunshine
peppermint sundae world ?
513
00:18:43,311 --> 00:18:45,641
? Whenever I'm with you, girl ?
514
00:18:45,642 --> 00:18:48,503
? When I think of being with you ?
515
00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:50,367
Oooowwww...
516
00:18:50,368 --> 00:18:51,565
[ALL GRUNT]
517
00:18:51,566 --> 00:18:52,564
...wwwowww.
518
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,830
[ALL WHIMPERING]
519
00:18:53,831 --> 00:18:55,628
??
520
00:18:55,629 --> 00:18:56,759
KLAUS: Hey! Wolfie!
521
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,360
??
522
00:18:59,490 --> 00:19:02,485
Yeah, I'm proficient
with gaucho weaponry.
523
00:19:02,486 --> 00:19:06,522
Just one of the many facets
that makes me so complex.
524
00:19:08,811 --> 00:19:10,075
It's a mask.
525
00:19:10,076 --> 00:19:11,139
Then let's find out
526
00:19:11,140 --> 00:19:13,074
who this phony phantom really is.
527
00:19:13,870 --> 00:19:15,467
ALL: Jeff Fischer?!
528
00:19:15,468 --> 00:19:16,932
Surprised?
529
00:19:16,933 --> 00:19:20,001
But... what... then who's this?
530
00:19:21,061 --> 00:19:22,791
ALL: Old man Bullock?!
531
00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:23,923
"Old man"?
532
00:19:23,924 --> 00:19:25,121
[BLEEP] you!
533
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,387
What the hell is going on here?
534
00:19:26,388 --> 00:19:28,783
Go ahead and tell 'em, Mr. Buttock.
535
00:19:28,784 --> 00:19:30,980
Explanation time!
536
00:19:30,981 --> 00:19:34,109
I, the spitting image of Henry Cavill,
537
00:19:34,110 --> 00:19:36,840
was behind it all the whole time.
538
00:19:36,841 --> 00:19:39,302
I planted clues to make Stan think
539
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,233
the soul snatcher was about.
540
00:19:41,234 --> 00:19:44,429
I posed as agent Wolfman
to keep tabs on ZOINCS
541
00:19:44,430 --> 00:19:47,431
and make sure they
didn't figure it all out.
542
00:19:48,158 --> 00:19:51,753
Then, when I saw
Stan's little phony seance act
543
00:19:51,754 --> 00:19:52,951
the night of Halloween,
544
00:19:52,952 --> 00:19:55,215
I decided it was the perfect time
545
00:19:55,216 --> 00:19:58,011
to don my soul snatcher costume
546
00:19:58,012 --> 00:20:00,813
and really put the scare in everyone.
547
00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:02,938
But why?
548
00:20:02,939 --> 00:20:05,201
To keep people out of my crapper!
549
00:20:05,202 --> 00:20:08,596
But when I saw how you
all treated poor Jeff,
550
00:20:08,597 --> 00:20:09,995
I sympathized.
551
00:20:09,996 --> 00:20:11,327
??
552
00:20:11,328 --> 00:20:14,189
So I approached Jeff
with a proposition...
553
00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:16,919
to take over the role of agent Wolfman
554
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:21,446
and show you all he is capable
of defying your expectations.
555
00:20:21,447 --> 00:20:22,445
Wow.
556
00:20:22,446 --> 00:20:24,310
That's... convoluted.
557
00:20:24,311 --> 00:20:26,639
How did you make it so
you didn't have a pulse?
558
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,171
Wim Hof Method!
559
00:20:28,172 --> 00:20:29,768
Well, my work here is done.
560
00:20:29,769 --> 00:20:31,966
So I am just going to go ahead
561
00:20:31,967 --> 00:20:34,801
and walk deeper into the woods now.
562
00:20:38,425 --> 00:20:41,287
You know,
maybe we have always thought of you
563
00:20:41,288 --> 00:20:44,949
as just a stoner and a fish
who says "bro,"
564
00:20:44,950 --> 00:20:47,751
but you two are full of surprises.
565
00:20:49,278 --> 00:20:50,408
Thanks.
566
00:20:50,409 --> 00:20:53,803
Now let's go home and smoke some weed.
567
00:20:53,804 --> 00:20:55,671
Sounds good to me, bro.
568
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,368
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
569
00:20:58,418 --> 00:21:02,968
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