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- Name: 40 Carats (1973)
- IMDB #0070068
- fps = 23.976
- Length = 1:48:33
- First line = 4:00,112 Last line = 1:45:42,855
- Created by DonToribio (Subscence.Com moniker)
- Posted FIRST to Subscene May 13, 2014
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Wagon.
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- Wagon.
- The car.
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- Wagon is...
- The car is...
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- Wagon is diseased.
- The car is sick.
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- You're not a Greek.
- Well, neither are you.
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- Do you speak Greek?
- About as well as you.
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I'm an American, born in Pittsburg.
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- And you?
- I'm an American citizen.
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- How long have you lived there?
- Longer than you I'm sure.
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Look, can you fix my car?
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Where are you from originally,
I detect a charming accent, is it Italian?
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- Please! My car!
- It's not Italian, and it's not Spanish.
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I can't bear silly, helpless
women, and I assure you,
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I'm not one, except when it comes to cars.
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- Now, please.
- It's not Austrian, but it could be Dutch.
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- I was born in Norway.
- Scandinavian, of course!
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And I spent the first 16
years of my life in Norway
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and now I'm going to spend the next 16
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years of my life here, unless you fix my car.
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Let's take a look at it.
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If you could fix it just
enough to take me to Argos.
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Is this your car?
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No, it belongs to the inn
where I'm staying in Argos.
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Well, they'll have it towed back.
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Can't you fix it?
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The carburetor's dead, the water...
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Isn't there a garage of something?
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The nearest one's in Argos.
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C'mon, I'll take you on my bike.
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Thank you, but, that's out
of the question... I'll walk.
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- How far is Argos?
- 50 miles.
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50 miles!?!
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I've offered you a ride on my bike!
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I have told you I couldn't
possibly ride on that thing.
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I will not ride on that thing
because I'm 36 years old.
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Now, doesn't something come by here,
a mule train, an ox wagon, a bus?
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- Yes, there's a bus.
- What time does it come?
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- 5 o'clock.
- Oh, good!
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But it'll be going THAT way!
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Here, I've got something that'll help.
Try this.
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- What is it?
- It's a Greek drink called Ouzo.
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- Does it have alcohol?
- Yes.
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Good!
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Nice.
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How old are you?
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- Twenty-two.
- You don't look twenty-two.
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You don't look 36.
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I don't look 36 because I'm 38.
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I took 2 years off for good behavior.
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So, just don't expect me to go
roaring-off cross-country on that thing.
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That "thing" happens to be a Honda 500-4.
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That's fine, just keep it away from me.
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Feel better?
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Yes, though I can't think why I should, I'm...
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I'm stuck out here in this blazing
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heat on this road with no traffic and a
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broken-down car and
I've left my mother in
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Argos and I'm here on
this road going nowhere.
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You're here with your mother?
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Yes! And she has a
fantastically upset stomach.
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She's British.
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Uh... I thought you were Norwegian.
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I am! My father was.
My mother is English.
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I'm a mongrel, and that's
just what I feel like.
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What do you call this drink?
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- Ouzo.
- Ouzo.
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It certainly is.
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Where am I going to sleep tonight?
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Why, we'll camp right down here on the beach.
I'll lend you my sleeping bag.
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Thank you.
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I'll stay just in my car.
I'll be quite comfortable.
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You'll be quite miserable.
Do you know what the trouble with you is?
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You don't know how to enjoy yourself,
you don't know how to live.
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I mean, why did you come to Greece?
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I'll be you go through life
making the worst of every situation.
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Now I know what you do,
you lecture.
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Yes, and I'm a tour guide, too.
Right this way.
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C'mon!
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Now, just look!
Just take a look around you!
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Oh! It's beautiful!
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It's the most beautiful
place I've ever seen.
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- What's that smell, it's so sweet?
- Myrtle.
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The whole place is covered with it.
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They say that myrtle is the
flower sacred to Aphrodite.
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- It is?
- Yes, and the bay down there...
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it's where Paris first made love to Helena
after he carried her off.
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- Of Troy, Helen?
- Uh-huh!
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You're smack in the heart of some of
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the greatest romance
the world has ever known.
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You're gonna lock yourself in your car?
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Come with me.
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Oh, no. No, I just couldn't.
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- Are you afraid of me.
- Oh, hardly.
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Well, then, you're afraid of yourself.
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Look, you have been very kind to me
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and I know you think I'm ungrateful.
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No, I think you're nuts.
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You're entitled to your opinion.
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Now, will you please take your Honda 500 and
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your opinion and go away
and leave me alone.
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Okay.
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You are a silly, helpless woman,
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are cars aren't the only
think you know nothing about.
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Well, I thought it might be
a little cooler down here.
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I'm only going to stay a minute.
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Great! I'll tell you when your minute's up.
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How about a swim?
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Can't we be seen here?
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Only by the gods and goddesses.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm helping you undress.
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Thank you, I can do that myself.
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- What's your name?
- My name?
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Your name, I know mine.
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Penelope, Penelope Potter.
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- Miss Penelope or Mrs.?
- I'm divorced.
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- I'm Peter Latham.
- What do you want?
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I want to shake hands, I mean,
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isn't that what people
do when they meet?
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Oh...
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- How do you do?
- C'mon, let's go.
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What's the matter?
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I was just wondering how Helen
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of Troy managed about her mother.
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- Don't turn your head, young man.
- Okay, I'll count to three.
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- Beautiful!
- No! Don't look!
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- Ghoti.
- It was fun!
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- It's Greek for fish, you hungry?
- What's Greek for starved?
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- You like Greek coffee?
- It's bitter.
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But yes, I like it.
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The innkeeper's wife
in Argos knows how
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to read your fortune in
the bottom of the cup.
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- Did she read yours?
- Yeah.
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- What'd she find?
- The usual, you're going to meet a...
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Ah, yes, there I am.
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I don't believe in those things.
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What do you believe in?
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In eight hours sleep, when I can get it.
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- Wait a minute, I've got something for you.
- What is it?
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A ring, I found it in the sea.
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I have reason to believe it
was given by Pyramus to Thisbe.
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Who were they?
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Two lovers who were forbidden to marry.
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It's a very sad story.
You won't sleep if I tell it.
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- It's very interesting.
- I want you to have it.
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- Ah, never mind.
- To Dotty with love from Harry.
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March 1965.
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Tell me about Dotty and Harry?
Or will that keep me awake, too?
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I did find it in the sea.
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- Morning.
- Sorry, I couldn't get a cab.
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Oh, Mrs. Stanley,
I'd like to speak to you...
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I'd like to speak to you for five minutes.
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Later, later. There are some
phone messages on your desk
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and Mr. Rogers is waiting in your office.
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And he was here ahead of Mrs. Adams.
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Well, I have to be at
the hairdressers at eleven.
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You'll be on time.
Excuse me.
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Mr. Rogers, how kind of you to wait.
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It has been one of those days.
Please sit down.
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Now, you told me on the telephone
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you were planning
to move to New York.
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Well, I didn't say that exactly.
My home will always be in Tulsa.
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But I don't spend much time there
since my wife passed over.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I find I've got more and
more business in New York,
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and I'd kinda would like
a place to hang my hat.
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A Pierre d’état.
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- Well, what's that?
- That's French for a thousand a month.
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All right. You find me something I like,
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Little Lady and money's no object.
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Mr. Rogers, you just used my
favorite phrase in the English language.
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There's one here that's not too bad.
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Ten eighty Park Avenue,
what's the cross street?
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- 88th Street.
- Oh, no, that's too far uptown.
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Couldn't you give me the
same apartment in the 60's?
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No, it's attached to the building.
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Hello, Billy.
I thought you were in Hollywood.
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No, I got back a few days ago.
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I did a TV pilot, a western, a
movie of the week and 4 benefits.
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- Oh, good, then you can't be broke.
- Oh, Margie, there's no such word as "can't".
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- Uh, can I see Ann.
- She's in with a client... a rich one.
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He owns all those Happiness Inn Motels.
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I've stayed at about 20 of
them but I never found happiness.
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- I beg your pardon.
- Don't I know you?
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Oh, I don't think so.
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You look very familiar,
are you sure we haven't met?
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Oh, I'd remember.
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You're the image of...
oh, what's his name?
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- He's in television and movies.
- Marlon Brando.
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No, you know who I mean,
he always takes the 2nd and 3rd roles.
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- You must mean Billy Boylan.
- Yes, I think that's his name.
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- Oh, you're Billy Boylan.
- Well, I'm happy to hear that.
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- Are you looking for an apartment.
- No, I came looking for Mrs. Stanley.
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- I bet she's a great big fan of yours.
- I doubt that, I used to be her husband.
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How is it that her name is
Stanley and yours is Boylan?
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- Or was Stanley her maiden name.
- Actually it was MY maiden name.
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Hugo Petrie Stanley.
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I use Billy Boylan for professional reasons
which I think should be obvious.
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I know what it is! Of course!
It's the moustache.
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- I've never seen you with a moustache.
- Do you like it?
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These are by δΘΣτΘP⌠ß⌠Θ which is Greek to me.
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- I'm MAD about it.
- Well, then, you must have it.
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I like it better on her.
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Oh! No, no, no! I insist,
you keep it as a souvenir.
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I just needed it for a
commercial I did this morning,
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and now, I want you to have it.
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- Thank you, thank you.
- It's 11 o'clock.
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- Oh, dear, I really must leave.
- Oh, no.
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Please tell Mrs. Stanley I couldn't wait.
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- Oh, she'll be devastated.
- I'll try to come back tomorrow.
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Now really try.
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Oh, she's a pain in the ass.
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- Somebody left the blueprints out of this file.
- You did.
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- Billy! Dear! You're back!
- How are you, Beauty?
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Hey, Annie, I've never seen you look
so radiant, so gorgeous, and so sexy.
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Billy, you can't be broke again,
I heard you did so well in Hollywood.
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But you didn't read how
I did in Las Vegas, did you?
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Just 'til the 1st. Annie.
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If I put this deal over, I'll help you.
How much?
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- Well, I need a thousand.
- But he'll take two-fifty.
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Margie, when did you start
wearing your hair that way?
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- What's the matter with it?
- Nothing, it makes you look 10 years younger.
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- Give him 500!
- You got a deal.
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Billy, you're a pleasure to do business with.
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Yeah, I know. Tell me,
how was Greece?
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- Why do you ask that?
- What? What did I ask? What?
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- Why did you ask about Greece.
- Well, isn't that where you went on your holiday?
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Oh, yes.
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What did you expect me to ask,
how was Norway?
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When you have time, please call Mr. Avery
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and ask if he still wants to
rent his apartment... no hurry.
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- Have you called Trina?
- Trina?
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- Remember our daughter.
- Well, I just got in last night, I'll call her tomorrow.
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00:22:37,074 --> 00:22:41,417
Please call her, she's begun to think
her father's held captive on channel 9.
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00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:49,971
It's covered with myrtle.
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What's covered with myrtle.
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Greece, of course, what do you think?
Norway?
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I've never seen her like this.
Hey, who did she go to Greece with?
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- Her mother.
- Ah! That explains everything.
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I really want you to
think about it carefully.
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00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:17,598
It's not exactly going for a song and
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six rooms is rather large for a man alone.
243
00:23:20,757 --> 00:23:23,422
Well, I hope I won't be alone much longer.
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00:23:23,457 --> 00:23:26,962
Ah, yes, I hope so, too.
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00:23:31,955 --> 00:23:35,947
May I have the keys to 8-80,
I'm taking Mr. Rogers over.
246
00:23:36,265 --> 00:23:40,985
Now, J.D. And after we've finished there
it'll be just about time for lunch.
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00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:44,698
- Will you lunch with me?
- I'm afraid I have a lunch date.
248
00:23:44,733 --> 00:23:49,355
- No you haven't.
- I'm lunching with Mrs. Buchanan today.
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She called earlier,
she had to cancel.
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Well, that's just dandy!
251
00:23:54,163 --> 00:23:56,164
I'll go on ahead and whistle-up my driver.
252
00:23:56,199 --> 00:23:58,257
We'll be right out front, now...
about three minutes.
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00:24:00,416 --> 00:24:03,302
Margie! You know I have
a rule about not dining
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00:24:03,337 --> 00:24:06,565
or lunching with male clients
until AFTER we make a deal.
255
00:24:07,910 --> 00:24:11,949
You have more rules and
regulations that a Girl Scout's manual.
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00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:15,553
J.D. Rogers is a rich
widower and he likes you.
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00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:17,914
Why don't you make it a rule
to remember you're supporting
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00:24:17,991 --> 00:24:22,392
an ex-husband, a 17 year old
daughter and a 12 year old mother.
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00:24:23,287 --> 00:24:25,008
Okay, what's wrong?
260
00:24:26,283 --> 00:24:27,984
Why don't you ever wear those cute, red pumps?
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00:24:27,985 --> 00:24:29,686
I hate them, they hurt.
262
00:24:29,721 --> 00:24:32,295
Well, for J.D. Rogers you can limp a little.
263
00:24:32,307 --> 00:24:36,666
Margie, please get it through your head
that I'm no longer a Venus Fly Trap.
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00:24:37,001 --> 00:24:40,746
- I'm 39 years old.
- I didn't hear it, I refuse to hear it.
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00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:44,575
You heard it, I'm 39 years old,
I'm a middle-aged woman...
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00:24:45,424 --> 00:24:47,815
and stop being such a pimp.
267
00:24:49,415 --> 00:24:52,988
Oh, hello, Mrs. Buchanan?
This is Mrs. Stanley's secretary.
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00:24:53,415 --> 00:24:55,915
Yes, about that lunch date...
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00:24:56,686 --> 00:24:58,481
her feet hurt.
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00:25:00,088 --> 00:25:04,543
- Granny, have you seen my big, gold earrings?
- No, Dear, I haven't.
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00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:08,564
Oh! Louis Wilcox died.
He was only 87.
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00:25:08,599 --> 00:25:10,738
His mother was a Morgan, you know.
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00:25:11,273 --> 00:25:14,029
Oh! I didn't realize I had them on.
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00:25:14,607 --> 00:25:17,210
What's that? That perfume?
275
00:25:17,245 --> 00:25:19,399
Mrs. Wilcox was an Endicott, you know.
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00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:24,582
- That's my Fleur d'Elan!
- I didn't realize I had that on, either.
277
00:25:24,617 --> 00:25:28,283
Granny, will you please stay
the hell out of my things.
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00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:32,488
Why do you wear your hair like that?
Absolutely ruins your profile.
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00:25:32,523 --> 00:25:37,004
Those tights. Those red tights.
Those are my red tights,
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00:25:37,096 --> 00:25:39,422
and don't tell me you didn't
realize you had them on.
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00:25:39,457 --> 00:25:43,949
Of course I realized I had them on,
just didn't realize they were red.
282
00:25:44,284 --> 00:25:48,386
Oh, Granny, you're hopeless,
you're a hopeless kleptomaniac.
283
00:25:48,421 --> 00:25:54,004
Oh, is that so!?! Well, I'd like to know
what time you came in last night.
284
00:25:54,039 --> 00:25:57,592
- Around five.
- Around 5 a.m.!
285
00:25:57,627 --> 00:26:02,459
- Yes, 5 a.m.
- You haven't even the decency to lie.
286
00:26:02,994 --> 00:26:05,235
Who were you out with 'til 5 a.m.?
287
00:26:05,270 --> 00:26:08,825
- Mark, Rudy and Burt.
- Mark who, Rudy who, and Burt who?
288
00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:11,719
Who goes formal,
they're just kids I know.
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00:26:11,812 --> 00:26:15,242
- And with whom are you going out tonight?
- Arthur.
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00:26:15,277 --> 00:26:17,824
Arthur? Arthur who?
291
00:26:18,059 --> 00:26:22,263
- I've never heard you mention an Arthur before.
- I'll ask him when he comes in.
292
00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:30,809
- All right, where's my ivory bracelet?
- I don't know, I was looking for that, too.
293
00:26:36,565 --> 00:26:40,487
- Where's this Arthur taking you.
- We're going to his house to shoot pool.
294
00:26:40,522 --> 00:26:43,251
"Shoot pool", how very feminine.
295
00:26:44,566 --> 00:26:50,494
Drop it, Granny!
Mine, mine, mine, mine!
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00:26:53,046 --> 00:26:54,436
'Scuse me!
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00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:01,503
- What time is he coming?
- Who?
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00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:03,817
- Arthur!
- What about him?
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00:27:03,852 --> 00:27:06,857
- Well, what time is he coming?
- When he gets here!
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00:27:06,892 --> 00:27:09,220
That's what time he's coming.
301
00:27:11,001 --> 00:27:11,002
These are by δΘΣτΘP⌠ß⌠Θ which is Greek to me.
302
00:27:13,053 --> 00:27:18,402
Congratulate me, Kids, I just sold
a lovely, over-priced apartment.
303
00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:23,536
That's wonderful, Dear, but right now I'd like
to talk to you about your daughter.
304
00:27:23,571 --> 00:27:26,365
Granny, please don't talk
in Norwegian in front of me
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00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:28,669
you know I don't understand it
and I think it's very rude.
306
00:27:28,704 --> 00:27:33,206
I just told your mother I would like
to talk to her about her daughter.
307
00:27:33,241 --> 00:27:37,961
And I'd like to talk to you about YOUR mother.
I'd like to talk to the police, too.
308
00:27:37,996 --> 00:27:42,673
She's been going out 'til all hours of
the morning with all sorts of anonymous boys.
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00:27:42,674 --> 00:27:45,035
We'll get into it later,
Mother, right now I'm getting
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00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:48,125
into nothing more serious than a nice, hot bath.
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00:27:48,905 --> 00:27:50,522
- Guess who called me today.
- Who?
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00:27:50,542 --> 00:27:52,409
My father, and he even remembered my name.
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00:27:52,444 --> 00:27:55,855
- My God, is HE back?
- Yes, he stopped by the office.
314
00:27:56,155 --> 00:27:58,515
How much did he ask for?
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00:27:58,916 --> 00:28:01,675
Trina, I will not have you
talk about your father that way.
316
00:28:01,710 --> 00:28:04,520
Let her, it's the first sensible thing she's said.
317
00:28:04,755 --> 00:28:08,956
Every man has a time in his life when he's
broke and your father is no exception.
318
00:28:09,291 --> 00:28:11,613
He certainly isn't, he's the rule.
319
00:28:12,647 --> 00:28:17,543
I'm going to have a bath, Mother,
and then I'd like to talk to YOU, about you.
320
00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:24,563
Arthur for me!
321
00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:31,753
- Hello, are you Trina Stanley?
- Yes.
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00:28:32,188 --> 00:28:34,256
- Who are you?
- He's Arthur.
323
00:28:34,291 --> 00:28:38,202
- Ah, Peter.
- Arthur Peter, now we're getting somewhere.
324
00:28:38,751 --> 00:28:41,159
Didn't Arthur call? He asked
me if I wouldn't mind
325
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,568
picking you up because I live
so much closer than he does.
326
00:28:43,603 --> 00:28:46,553
Well, fine.
I'm ready, let's go.
327
00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:50,770
Trina! If you don't mind,
I would like to meet Arthur.
328
00:28:51,632 --> 00:28:55,590
This isn't Arthur, this is Peter.
My grandmother, Mrs. Ericson.
329
00:28:55,625 --> 00:28:57,797
Come in for a moment, young man.
330
00:28:58,290 --> 00:29:01,786
And where are you delivering
my granddaughter this evening?
331
00:29:01,821 --> 00:29:05,945
- Good night, Granny!
- I want to know WHERE you're going.
332
00:29:05,980 --> 00:29:10,280
I told you, Peter is taking me to
Arthur's and we're going to shoot pool.
333
00:29:10,315 --> 00:29:13,008
Peter who, Arthur who?
334
00:29:16,113 --> 00:29:19,074
Granny, in my dresser, second drawer on the left,
335
00:29:19,109 --> 00:29:21,147
there's a new, chiffon, Paisley scarf.
336
00:29:21,382 --> 00:29:23,505
Why don't you go on in and steal it?
337
00:29:23,740 --> 00:29:25,976
I want to know where you're going.
338
00:29:26,011 --> 00:29:30,093
You are not going out with a boy
who's last name you don't even know.
339
00:29:30,328 --> 00:29:33,069
My Vita-Bath is all gone and who...
340
00:29:43,037 --> 00:29:46,403
Ann, this young man, whom Trina has never met,
341
00:29:46,438 --> 00:29:48,846
nor I gather even heard of before,
342
00:29:48,941 --> 00:29:51,715
rings the doorbell as a proxy for Arthur.
343
00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:55,171
He had the decency to pick
me up as a favor to Arthur.
344
00:29:55,206 --> 00:29:57,891
- Arthur who?
- How should I know, he's a friend of Peter's.
345
00:29:58,072 --> 00:29:59,037
Peter who?
346
00:29:59,038 --> 00:30:00,002
Peter Latham.
347
00:30:00,037 --> 00:30:02,933
- Okay, happy now?
- Latham...
348
00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:06,484
I went to school in London with a Latham girl,
349
00:30:06,519 --> 00:30:09,093
an Isabella Latham from Pittsburg.
350
00:30:09,128 --> 00:30:13,882
- She's my aunt.
- No! How extraordinary!
351
00:30:14,564 --> 00:30:19,994
Well, if Isabella Latham is your aunt,
then your mother must be...
352
00:30:20,029 --> 00:30:23,134
- A Hoenhouser.
- She is.
353
00:30:23,469 --> 00:30:24,914
Why are you starring at my mother.
354
00:30:25,601 --> 00:30:29,731
I'm sorry, you remind me so much
of a woman I met in Greece.
355
00:30:30,499 --> 00:30:31,919
A Penelope Potter.
356
00:30:32,031 --> 00:30:35,619
Penelope Potter.
Not a very Greek name, is it?
357
00:30:35,654 --> 00:30:40,157
- My name is Ann Stanley.
- Delighted to meet you Mrs. Stanley.
358
00:30:41,607 --> 00:30:45,268
- What an interesting ring, Mrs. Stanley.
- Oh, mother found it in Greece.
359
00:30:45,303 --> 00:30:47,978
- Did you like Greece.
- Oh, she adored it!
360
00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:52,391
But I was ill the whole time
with a fantastically upset stomach.
361
00:30:52,426 --> 00:30:55,296
And of course there was one night
I was worried out of my mind
362
00:30:55,331 --> 00:31:00,806
because Ann's car broke down and she
didn't get back to the hotel 'til morning.
363
00:31:01,353 --> 00:31:03,001
Tell him about THAT, Ann!
364
00:31:03,036 --> 00:31:06,327
Some other time, Mother.
Have a nice evening, Trina.
365
00:31:06,328 --> 00:31:07,587
We really have plenty of time.
366
00:31:07,622 --> 00:31:10,892
Oh, Trina, why don't you
offer Mr. Latham a drink.
367
00:31:11,227 --> 00:31:13,863
We're pushing Ouzo since
mom got back from Greece.
368
00:31:13,898 --> 00:31:18,661
- She's hooked on the stuff.
- Oh, I love Ouzo, too, but not now, thanks.
369
00:31:18,696 --> 00:31:21,274
What happened that night
your car broke down, Mrs. Stanley?
370
00:31:21,309 --> 00:31:25,126
- Oh, I don't remember.
- Well, of course you do!
371
00:31:25,161 --> 00:31:27,996
There she was stuck out
in the middle of nowhere
372
00:31:28,031 --> 00:31:31,961
in that terrible heat
with an utterly useless car
373
00:31:31,996 --> 00:31:36,095
not a house in sight, no phone,
when who should come along?
374
00:31:36,130 --> 00:31:37,518
- Who?
- A nun!
375
00:31:38,786 --> 00:31:39,851
A nun??
376
00:31:39,886 --> 00:31:43,630
A perfectly wonderful nun
who took her to the Convent
377
00:31:43,665 --> 00:31:46,455
where they fed her and
they put her up for the night.
378
00:31:46,490 --> 00:31:50,528
Wasn't that sweet of them?
Isn't it a lovely story?
379
00:31:50,563 --> 00:31:52,213
It's absolutely fantastic.
380
00:31:52,248 --> 00:31:56,208
Let's get out of here before
they drag out some color slides.
381
00:31:56,889 --> 00:31:58,109
Goodnight, Mom.
382
00:31:58,144 --> 00:31:59,901
- Goodnight, Granny.
- Goodnight, Darling.
383
00:32:00,136 --> 00:32:02,785
- Goodnight, Miss Ericson.
- Goodnight, Mr. Latham.
384
00:32:03,425 --> 00:32:07,691
Goodnight Mrs. Stanley,
we'll meet again soon.
385
00:32:11,085 --> 00:32:15,588
- What was that he said to you.
- How would I know, I don't know Greek.
386
00:32:15,975 --> 00:32:22,526
Oh, I do hope he likes Trina.
Trina married to a Hoenhouser.
387
00:32:22,561 --> 00:32:26,929
- Oh! Think of it, Ann.
- Tell me about the Hoenhousers.
388
00:32:26,964 --> 00:32:28,452
They're in steel, aren't they?
389
00:32:28,531 --> 00:32:32,420
Oh, Darling! The Hoenhousers are in money.
390
00:32:32,647 --> 00:32:33,973
And the Lathams?
391
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,689
Isabella Latham had three brothers...
or was it two?
392
00:32:37,724 --> 00:32:41,908
Oh, well, never mind. And one of
them married the Hoenhouser girl
393
00:32:41,943 --> 00:32:47,485
who inherited but everything,
and this boy, Peter, is the son.
394
00:32:48,482 --> 00:32:51,466
Didn't you think he was absolutely charming?
395
00:32:51,501 --> 00:32:55,610
- How old do you think he is, about 20?
- 22.
396
00:33:04,656 --> 00:33:07,060
I'll play the eight ball.
Right here.
397
00:33:07,528 --> 00:33:09,442
Oh, come on!
398
00:33:11,854 --> 00:33:14,185
Who taught you how to play pool? Minnesota Fats?
399
00:33:14,248 --> 00:33:16,641
Ever heard of 86th Street Charlotte?
400
00:33:18,927 --> 00:33:22,775
- Your parents, how long they been divorced?
- Eight or nine years, something like that.
401
00:33:22,810 --> 00:33:27,170
Three ball.
Eleven side.
402
00:33:31,298 --> 00:33:32,956
Hasn't she every wanted to marry again?
403
00:33:33,017 --> 00:33:36,734
I don't know, she seems
awfully happy since the Stanley Realty.
404
00:33:37,854 --> 00:33:39,406
Nine cross-corner.
405
00:33:43,264 --> 00:33:46,574
- What caused the break-up?
- Dad, I suppose.
406
00:33:46,709 --> 00:33:51,898
He's sweet, adorable,
funny, totally irresponsible.
407
00:33:51,933 --> 00:33:54,159
He'll always stay a kid.
408
00:33:56,217 --> 00:33:57,672
Six corner.
409
00:34:01,655 --> 00:34:03,347
Your mother's still a very
attractive woman, why wouldn't she...
410
00:34:03,445 --> 00:34:06,433
I think it has something to
do with her being foreign.
411
00:34:06,468 --> 00:34:09,608
I mean that combination
of Norwegian and British.
412
00:34:09,643 --> 00:34:12,284
Too bad she doesn't have
a touch of some warmer climate.
413
00:34:14,018 --> 00:34:16,712
Why all these questions about my family?
414
00:34:16,713 --> 00:34:19,406
Anyone would think you're going
to ask for my hand in marriage.
415
00:34:19,949 --> 00:34:22,282
- You never know.
- Forget it.
416
00:34:22,317 --> 00:34:25,284
I don't dig guys my own age.
417
00:34:25,285 --> 00:34:28,251
But I must say you do seem
more mature than most of them.
418
00:34:28,286 --> 00:34:30,199
Likewise, I'm sure.
419
00:34:38,822 --> 00:34:42,846
Yes, Margie.
Mr. Latham?
420
00:34:46,216 --> 00:34:51,882
Didn't you tell him we were closed?
I mean, it's almost 6 o'clock.
421
00:34:53,230 --> 00:34:55,331
Oh, I see.
422
00:34:55,741 --> 00:34:59,251
No, no, no, don't send him
in here, I'll come out there.
423
00:35:06,113 --> 00:35:11,160
Mr. Latham, I didn't expect
to see you again... so soon.
424
00:35:11,195 --> 00:35:15,843
- Mr. Latham is...
- Looking for a studio apartment.
425
00:35:15,878 --> 00:35:21,731
- Yes, that’s right. You run along, Margie, I'll...
- Okay.
426
00:35:25,319 --> 00:35:31,690
- Have a wonderful, wonderful evening.
- Well, good night.
427
00:35:35,179 --> 00:35:39,005
- How dare you come here! How dare you!
- No one dared me, it was my own idea.
428
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:40,842
- What do you want?
- An apartment.
429
00:35:41,475 --> 00:35:44,697
- What's wrong with the one you're in?
- It's lonely.
430
00:35:44,732 --> 00:35:47,227
- Have dinner with me.
- I can't, I won't.
431
00:35:47,237 --> 00:35:51,283
- Penelope!
- Don't call me that.
432
00:35:51,618 --> 00:35:54,921
Penelope Potter is dead.
She died in Greece, so...
433
00:35:55,952 --> 00:36:01,164
go back to your apartment and get
yourself a dog, or a cat, or a book.
434
00:36:03,728 --> 00:36:07,794
Why did you cut out?
Why did you just disappear without a word?
435
00:36:07,829 --> 00:36:11,978
I apologize for that, it seemed the
best thing to do at that time. I'm sorry.
436
00:36:12,013 --> 00:36:14,949
I'd like to ask you one question
and I would like an honest answer.
437
00:36:15,476 --> 00:36:19,837
Did you enjoy that night.
I would like an honest answer.
438
00:36:20,281 --> 00:36:24,058
Yes! All right! I enjoyed it!
You were terrific.
439
00:36:24,693 --> 00:36:29,390
Is that what you want to hear. Is your ego so
important that you have to be told that?
440
00:36:29,425 --> 00:36:31,857
I'm not talking about sex! I'm
talking about something that
441
00:36:31,892 --> 00:36:34,133
happened between you and me
that had nothing to do with sex.
442
00:36:34,873 --> 00:36:36,625
I mean, didn't you feel anything more than that?
443
00:36:37,336 --> 00:36:43,323
Peter! We were in Greece, under a Greek moon,
all that Ouzo, all that myrtle.
444
00:36:43,358 --> 00:36:45,784
Yes, something happened, how could it not!
445
00:36:46,773 --> 00:36:49,504
It had nothing to do with
geography or myrtle or Ouzo!
446
00:36:49,539 --> 00:36:51,198
You could have been standing
in the middle of 10th Avenue
447
00:36:51,234 --> 00:36:53,927
smelling bus fumes and drinking Diet
Pepsi and it would have happened!
448
00:36:54,501 --> 00:36:58,522
All right, but it can't happen again.
449
00:37:00,021 --> 00:37:02,757
- Why not?
- Because it mustn't.
450
00:37:02,758 --> 00:37:06,692
- Would you like it to?
- Peter, you're a very nice kid,
451
00:37:06,727 --> 00:37:11,616
but you ARE a kid and I am, among other things,
a mother of a grown daughter.
452
00:37:11,651 --> 00:37:14,147
I can't be seen running around with a kid,
453
00:37:14,148 --> 00:37:16,643
not even a nice one. I could be arrested.
454
00:37:16,678 --> 00:37:18,147
Well, I have a friend in the D.A.'s office
455
00:37:18,218 --> 00:37:20,357
and I'm sure I could get
you off with a light fine.
456
00:37:20,392 --> 00:37:23,762
Peter, try to be serious
and understand my position.
457
00:37:23,997 --> 00:37:26,172
I do, I understand your position.
458
00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:31,694
Then you know we cannot
see each other again.
459
00:37:32,138 --> 00:37:33,797
Yes.
460
00:37:39,270 --> 00:37:41,760
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry, too.
461
00:37:43,950 --> 00:37:47,433
You're very understanding
and I'm terribly grateful.
462
00:37:48,815 --> 00:37:50,747
Goodbye, Peter.
463
00:37:54,582 --> 00:37:59,198
Oh! This rain!
It's like Pago, Pago.
464
00:38:00,519 --> 00:38:05,231
- Mr. Latham, how nice to see you again.
- Nice to see you, Miss Ericson
465
00:38:05,266 --> 00:38:08,687
I worry so about Trina,
out without her raincoat.
466
00:38:08,722 --> 00:38:10,968
How do you know she's
out without her raincoat?
467
00:38:11,003 --> 00:38:15,019
This is her raincoat.
Mr. Latham, what brings you up here?
468
00:38:15,054 --> 00:38:18,944
- Looking for an apartment.
- I told him we haven't a thing to offer him.
469
00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:21,370
And he understands...
doesn't he?
470
00:38:21,405 --> 00:38:26,134
- He certainly does.
- Oh! But how nice of you to come to Ann.
471
00:38:26,169 --> 00:38:28,424
- Natural selection.
- Sweet.
472
00:38:29,995 --> 00:38:33,441
Well, Darling, I'm afraid we'll
just have to sit it out here.
473
00:38:33,476 --> 00:38:36,710
There's not a taxi in sight
and you can't get near a bus.
474
00:38:36,945 --> 00:38:41,362
I have a dinner date with J.D. Rogers
so we'll have to make a dash for the subway.
475
00:38:41,397 --> 00:38:46,019
- I have my car here.
- Oh, aren't you marvelous.
476
00:38:46,154 --> 00:38:49,328
Absolutely marvelous, but we don't
want to take you out of your way.
477
00:38:49,329 --> 00:38:52,384
- What... Darling, I'm sure that Mr. Latham...
- Peter, please.
478
00:38:52,419 --> 00:38:57,905
Peter. I'm sure that Peter wouldn't mind dropping us off, especially if we ask him in for tea.
479
00:38:57,940 --> 00:39:00,521
- I LOVE tea.
- Mother, you know I have a date.
480
00:39:00,556 --> 00:39:04,146
Oh, don't worry, Dear, Trina
and I will look after Peter.
481
00:39:04,763 --> 00:39:07,353
Trina will be SO happy to see you again.
482
00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:09,655
I'm sure she will,
I owe her 17 dollars.
483
00:39:12,036 --> 00:39:15,558
Well, all right, hurry it up,
I'll ring for the elevator.
484
00:39:20,285 --> 00:39:24,168
- You're not coming up to my apartment.
- I promised your mother... other arm.
485
00:39:25,099 --> 00:39:30,718
Now, Peter, we just had a nice, serious
talk and you told me that you understood.
486
00:39:31,589 --> 00:39:33,136
- I do.
- Now stop that!
487
00:39:33,671 --> 00:39:37,608
You're always dressing me or undressing me,
stop that and leave me alone.
488
00:39:48,697 --> 00:39:52,516
You're going to drop us off and then
you're going to say goodbye.
489
00:39:53,482 --> 00:39:55,717
How was your other date,
had you forgot about it?
490
00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:58,390
Peter is going to drop
us off but he won't be able
491
00:39:58,391 --> 00:40:00,854
to come up because he
has a date he forgot about.
492
00:40:01,189 --> 00:40:03,536
- Oh.
- I play poker every Wednesday evening.
493
00:40:04,586 --> 00:40:08,803
- But this is Friday.
- Of course! I'm free.
494
00:40:11,020 --> 00:40:12,341
I tried.
495
00:40:19,467 --> 00:40:20,480
- Hi.
- Hi.
496
00:40:20,615 --> 00:40:23,729
- We brought Peter with us.
- Nice to see you again, Trina.
497
00:40:23,764 --> 00:40:26,637
Nice to see you, Peter,
and nice to see my raincoat, too.
498
00:40:26,649 --> 00:40:30,477
Well, if you'll all excuse me, I'll have a drink.
Goodbye, Peter.
499
00:40:30,512 --> 00:40:33,549
I expect you will be gone
by the time I've changed.
500
00:40:33,584 --> 00:40:39,768
Oh, not at all, he's going to stay and dine
with me and Trina, aren't you, Peter?
501
00:40:39,782 --> 00:40:43,463
- I'd love to.
- You're not going out, are you, Dear?
502
00:40:43,487 --> 00:40:44,347
No.
503
00:40:44,421 --> 00:40:47,253
You look so done-up,
I thought you might be.
504
00:40:47,288 --> 00:40:49,522
- Doesn't she look stunning?
- Stunning.
505
00:40:49,557 --> 00:40:56,072
I have a Kaftan almost exactly...
That's MY Kaftan!
506
00:40:56,107 --> 00:40:58,335
That's right, Granny,
now you know how I feel.
507
00:40:58,370 --> 00:41:00,057
You TAKE it off at this moment.
508
00:41:03,845 --> 00:41:07,403
- What are you doing?
- Taking it off, right this moment.
509
00:41:07,538 --> 00:41:11,625
- In front of Peter?
- Well, I'm sure Peter's seen girls undress before.
510
00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:13,249
No comment.
511
00:41:14,782 --> 00:41:20,581
Trina's as witty as she's beautiful.
Well, I think I'll go and put on something dry.
512
00:41:20,616 --> 00:41:23,737
I'm sure you two can get
along without me for a moment.
513
00:41:23,772 --> 00:41:27,311
You must have an awful lot to talk about.
514
00:41:27,646 --> 00:41:31,188
- You owe me.
- 17 dollars, I have it right here.
515
00:41:32,180 --> 00:41:34,945
Poor concentration,
that's your trouble.
516
00:41:40,215 --> 00:41:41,799
- Pretty wet out today.
- Umm.
517
00:41:42,870 --> 00:41:45,334
- I don't mind rain.
- Rain's okay.
518
00:41:46,824 --> 00:41:50,676
- So, what's new since the other night?
- Nothing.
519
00:41:51,282 --> 00:41:52,538
What's new with you?
520
00:41:53,528 --> 00:41:55,119
Nothing.
521
00:41:58,106 --> 00:41:59,741
It's still raining.
522
00:42:03,318 --> 00:42:07,916
- I don't mind rain.
- Rain is okay.
523
00:42:14,408 --> 00:42:19,300
Trina, Dear, did you know your mother's
finding an apartment for Peter?
524
00:42:19,334 --> 00:42:20,034
Oh.
525
00:42:20,435 --> 00:42:24,242
Does that mean you'll be
staying permanently in New York?
526
00:42:24,277 --> 00:42:28,022
One always associates
your family with Pittsburg.
527
00:42:28,057 --> 00:42:30,755
I'm living here now because most of my
work's in New York and in Washington.
528
00:42:30,805 --> 00:42:33,391
- What do you do?
- You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
529
00:42:33,726 --> 00:42:34,766
Try me.
530
00:42:34,887 --> 00:42:37,646
How about head of Labor
Relations for Hoenhouser Steel?
531
00:42:37,681 --> 00:42:41,952
I'd believe it. Your daddy's President, isn't he?
532
00:42:43,104 --> 00:42:45,609
If you knew my father,
you'd know how funny that is.
533
00:42:45,928 --> 00:42:48,484
He's the only one in the Company
who opposed my getting the job.
534
00:42:48,610 --> 00:42:50,684
Well, if you're so rich,
you ought to make Mummy get
535
00:42:50,715 --> 00:42:53,619
you one of those sexy
apartments over at River House.
536
00:42:53,754 --> 00:43:00,896
Trina, I'm sure Peter has told
your mother exactly what he wants.
537
00:43:00,931 --> 00:43:04,434
Oh, she knows exactly what I want.
538
00:43:06,079 --> 00:43:08,128
- Well!
- My God!
539
00:43:08,463 --> 00:43:10,203
Ah, do you like it?
540
00:43:10,238 --> 00:43:13,467
You look fabulous.
Doesn't she look fabulous, Peter?
541
00:43:13,502 --> 00:43:17,605
- Fantastic.
- Mr. Rogers must be someone very special.
542
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,658
What's his specialty, Mom?
543
00:43:19,993 --> 00:43:22,688
Oh, really, I wish the two of you wouldn't act
544
00:43:22,739 --> 00:43:26,883
as if I spend all my evenings
slumping around in snow shoes.
545
00:43:26,918 --> 00:43:30,402
My date with Mr. Rogers is purely business.
546
00:43:30,403 --> 00:43:33,028
So why don't you all relax.
547
00:43:38,462 --> 00:43:39,646
Thank you.
548
00:43:41,614 --> 00:43:47,067
- What time is it?
- It's only 6:45, so why don't YOU relax.
549
00:43:47,102 --> 00:43:51,402
Oh! I can relax, he isn't due here until 7:00.
550
00:43:51,449 --> 00:43:55,051
Well, you know what the traffic's like
in this weather, he may be late.
551
00:43:55,086 --> 00:43:57,614
Oh, is it still raining?
552
00:44:00,693 --> 00:44:04,656
Stop creeping-up on me.
Oh, I'll get it.
553
00:44:11,176 --> 00:44:16,203
What's a matter with you all, can't you please
sit down and talk among yourselves?
554
00:44:16,238 --> 00:44:23,356
All right, come on. I wonder if you can
get your ears pierced on Blue Cross.
555
00:44:24,343 --> 00:44:29,807
- Hello, J.D., come in, come in.
- Hey! Wahoo!
556
00:44:30,929 --> 00:44:36,585
Look at you. When you pull yourself together
you get really everything in the right place.
557
00:44:36,605 --> 00:44:39,674
Well, I'm afraid it's a bit of a family evening.
558
00:44:39,709 --> 00:44:44,091
- Well, I like that.
- Mother, this is Mr. J.D. Rogers.
559
00:44:44,126 --> 00:44:46,700
- This is my mother, Mrs. Ericson.
- Ma'am.
560
00:44:46,735 --> 00:44:50,140
My daughter has told me
so much about you Mr. Rogers.
561
00:44:50,175 --> 00:44:54,086
- Well, is that a fact?
- And this is my daughter, Trina.
562
00:44:54,121 --> 00:44:58,863
Well, hello, young lady.
Good looks seem to run in your family.
563
00:44:58,898 --> 00:45:00,392
- And this is your son.
- What.
564
00:45:00,626 --> 00:45:02,693
- Hiya, fella.
- I'm Peter Latham.
565
00:45:02,728 --> 00:45:05,310
Oh, Peter's a friend of my granddaughter.
566
00:45:05,345 --> 00:45:09,019
A natural mistake,
he's handsome enough to be yours.
567
00:45:09,054 --> 00:45:11,921
Thank you, would you like a drink?
568
00:45:11,956 --> 00:45:15,156
Don't mind if I do,
bourbon, rocks, no water.
569
00:45:16,087 --> 00:45:19,501
I hear Mummy cooked you
for a very expensive apartment.
570
00:45:19,536 --> 00:45:22,793
Well, that's right kid, but I loved it though.
571
00:45:23,639 --> 00:45:26,928
That dinky, little ol' apartment and
this pretty, little lady looks you
572
00:45:27,012 --> 00:45:31,383
right in the eye and says, "a hundred and
fifty", and you know she means big ones.
573
00:45:31,384 --> 00:45:34,299
That's high class clipping.
Did you say, "Soda"?
574
00:45:34,334 --> 00:45:35,696
No, I said, "No water."
575
00:45:36,700 --> 00:45:41,416
At least she's going to throw in a little advice
about drapes and chintz and all that shit.
576
00:45:42,790 --> 00:45:48,051
Oh! I've never heard the decorating
business more accurately described.
577
00:45:48,286 --> 00:45:50,725
Well, here's mud in your eye.
578
00:45:52,905 --> 00:45:55,511
So, how are you doing in school, little lady?
579
00:45:55,512 --> 00:45:58,118
Oh, I'm not in school, I finished high school.
580
00:45:58,153 --> 00:46:02,797
- And I haven't decided yet about college.
- You're going to college.
581
00:46:02,832 --> 00:46:06,402
- I haven't decided yet.
- Well, what do you do with your time?
582
00:46:06,437 --> 00:46:10,490
I read, I sketch, sometimes I shoot pool.
583
00:46:10,525 --> 00:46:13,011
A little girl like you shoots pool?
584
00:46:13,012 --> 00:46:15,497
She just looks like a girl,
she's really Paul Newman.
585
00:46:16,353 --> 00:46:20,107
- Well, whenever you're ready.
- Why, sure!
586
00:46:20,442 --> 00:46:24,153
- Only I hate leaving this little family.
- Oh, you'll get used to it.
587
00:46:24,188 --> 00:46:28,024
Goodnight Mother, goodnight,
Trina, goodbye, Peter.
588
00:46:28,699 --> 00:46:30,916
My pleasure to have met y'all.
589
00:46:36,446 --> 00:46:38,771
- Oh, am I too late?
- About 8 years.
590
00:46:38,806 --> 00:46:42,886
- I thought we had a date tonight.
- I said we'd talk no date was mentioned.
591
00:46:42,921 --> 00:46:46,724
I brought you Moo Goo Gai Pan,
you love Moo Goo Gai Pan.
592
00:46:46,759 --> 00:46:47,739
Billy!
593
00:46:47,845 --> 00:46:49,330
Granny Maud!
594
00:46:52,005 --> 00:46:55,061
I'm not sure if you remember me,
I'm your daughter, Trina.
595
00:46:56,330 --> 00:46:57,986
Hello, Baby.
596
00:46:59,377 --> 00:47:00,710
Good to see you, Daddy.
597
00:47:01,550 --> 00:47:04,489
Oh, Mrs. Stanley, if you really
had a date with your beau.
598
00:47:04,567 --> 00:47:09,196
Oh, he's not my beau and we have no date.
He's only a part time ex-husband.
599
00:47:09,231 --> 00:47:11,293
- Billy Boylan.
- J.D. Rogers.
600
00:47:11,353 --> 00:47:13,242
- How do you do?
- Billy Boylan?
601
00:47:14,205 --> 00:47:18,202
- Say, I've seen you on Death Valley Days.
- Maybe, I've had plenty of 'em.
602
00:47:20,070 --> 00:47:22,535
- Billy Boylan.
- Yeah, Billy Boylan.
603
00:47:22,570 --> 00:47:26,248
- I don't think you've met Peter Latham.
- Oh, hiya, Peter.
604
00:47:27,420 --> 00:47:31,184
Peter's head of Labor Relations
for Hoenhouser Steel.
605
00:47:31,981 --> 00:47:35,384
- Oh, you do this after school, Kid?
- No, it's a full time job.
606
00:47:35,419 --> 00:47:39,207
Well, goodnight everybody, let's go J.D.
Would somebody please take this?
607
00:47:39,855 --> 00:47:42,676
- It's a shame to go out and break up this party.
- Oh, please.
608
00:47:42,711 --> 00:47:44,594
- Say! I got an idea!
- No!
609
00:47:44,629 --> 00:47:46,380
- Why don't I take everybody to dinner?
- No.
610
00:47:46,415 --> 00:47:48,083
- Someplace where there's dancing?
- No.
611
00:47:48,118 --> 00:47:49,070
- Lovely!
- Marvy!
612
00:47:49,105 --> 00:47:50,914
- What a darling guy.
- Me two!
613
00:47:50,949 --> 00:47:52,966
Why sure, Pete, glad to have you aboard!
614
00:47:53,725 --> 00:47:57,580
- Well, the ayes have it!
- Hooray! Come on!
615
00:48:08,409 --> 00:48:11,246
- How about you, Ann?
- What about me?
616
00:48:11,769 --> 00:48:14,011
- You glad to have me aboard?
- What?
617
00:48:21,615 --> 00:48:25,728
Oh, Peter, you're crazy, somebody could...
618
00:48:28,373 --> 00:48:30,436
We're not a beach, you know.
619
00:48:41,714 --> 00:48:44,942
- You didn't answer me.
- What was your question?
620
00:49:51,276 --> 00:49:55,903
- Whoa! My feet are killing me.
- Here.
621
00:49:56,466 --> 00:49:58,150
Look at your mother, will ya.
622
00:49:58,185 --> 00:50:02,789
How does she do it?
She's wearing Trina's shoes, there a size too large.
623
00:50:04,222 --> 00:50:08,990
She's got more energy than that kid.
He's quite attractive, isn't he?
624
00:50:09,025 --> 00:50:13,481
- No.
- I think he is, he's always poised.
625
00:50:13,516 --> 00:50:16,925
He's TOO poised,
he's not attractive to me.
626
00:50:16,926 --> 00:50:19,694
- He Trina's little boy?
- Whatever!
627
00:50:19,954 --> 00:50:24,826
Oh, I don't know, maybe as mama gets
older she fancies 'em younger.
628
00:50:24,827 --> 00:50:28,849
- What a filthy, little chauvinist you are!
- Wait a minute, I was only kidding.
629
00:50:28,884 --> 00:50:33,949
The worst thing in the world is
a creepy old lady running after a young boy.
630
00:50:33,984 --> 00:50:38,067
- Why, you're only 39.
- 40.
631
00:50:39,315 --> 00:50:42,107
- You are?
- 40!
632
00:50:42,819 --> 00:50:46,699
40! You mean you were the same age as me?
633
00:50:47,216 --> 00:50:51,219
- You! You haven't seen 40...
- I'm 40!
634
00:50:51,254 --> 00:50:54,475
It's in the Celebrity Register: 40, four-oh!
635
00:50:54,710 --> 00:50:58,794
And how many years has that
been in the Celebrity Register?
636
00:51:00,184 --> 00:51:01,398
Who's counting?
637
00:51:03,145 --> 00:51:08,135
Come on, Billy, you're the best dancer here.
Don't know when we get to see you again.
638
00:51:57,910 --> 00:52:02,052
- Hey, don't do that, I'm watching the game.
- It's half-time, you were sleeping.
639
00:52:02,069 --> 00:52:05,226
I was resting, that damn party life is..
Hey, where are you going?
640
00:52:05,814 --> 00:52:09,688
Out to the movies, with some kids,
if you must know.
641
00:52:09,723 --> 00:52:14,144
I have a right to know, I'm your father,
the court did give me visiting rights.
642
00:52:14,634 --> 00:52:19,956
- Yes, well, don't abuse them, Darling.
- Damn it, Trina, I've tried to be a father.
643
00:52:20,191 --> 00:52:24,634
Yes, I know, but it isn't something you can
just step into like a guest shot on TV.
644
00:52:24,669 --> 00:52:27,668
Whether you like it or not,
I happen to have the part.
645
00:52:27,855 --> 00:52:32,640
And you're going to be very good,
you just need a little more rehearsal.
646
00:52:32,641 --> 00:52:33,198
Trina...
647
00:52:33,262 --> 00:52:35,682
Why don't we lunch tomorrow
and go over your lines.
648
00:52:36,233 --> 00:52:38,534
- Bye-bye, Darling.
- Trina!
649
00:52:44,801 --> 00:52:50,017
Pan Am makes the going great,
go with Pan Am and you'll go where the action is.
650
00:52:50,252 --> 00:52:53,813
Visit the blue Aegean, with it's
lovely, romantic islands.
651
00:52:54,048 --> 00:52:56,257
Let a Pan Am ticket take you there.
652
00:52:56,592 --> 00:53:01,682
Go where the action is, go where
it's happening, go, go go.
653
00:53:01,717 --> 00:53:02,821
I went!
654
00:53:03,792 --> 00:53:08,789
- Is it a crime to watch a ballgame here.
- It wasn't a ballgame, it was a commercial.
655
00:53:08,824 --> 00:53:12,430
It WILL be a ballgame if
everybody'll leave the damn set on.
656
00:53:12,465 --> 00:53:15,391
- Where's Trina.
- YOUR daughter went out.
657
00:53:15,426 --> 00:53:17,866
- What's wrong with you?
- Everything.
658
00:53:18,101 --> 00:53:20,248
Everything, my whole life.
659
00:53:20,283 --> 00:53:23,907
Okay, start at the beginning. No! Start in
the middle, I KNOW the beginning.
660
00:53:24,536 --> 00:53:29,297
- Well, I was very embarrassed last night.
- You weren't TOO embarrassing.
661
00:53:29,332 --> 00:53:32,422
I didn't say I was embarrassing,
I said I was embarrassed.
662
00:53:32,457 --> 00:53:33,890
Oh, what about?
663
00:53:33,966 --> 00:53:38,873
Well, how do you think I felt when Peter
and J.D. were fighting over the check?
664
00:53:38,908 --> 00:53:42,261
- You could have joined the fight.
- Supposed I'd of won?
665
00:53:42,296 --> 00:53:45,314
I see what you mean.
I would have loaned you the money.
666
00:53:45,349 --> 00:53:48,542
Ah, I'm sick of borrowing money from you, Ann.
667
00:53:49,077 --> 00:53:52,585
- You, too.
- I'm fine, we both get the message.
668
00:53:52,820 --> 00:53:54,971
Really, you're not having
trouble getting work, are you?
669
00:53:55,306 --> 00:53:57,868
Well, I'm not exactly pushing
Jack Lemmon off the screen,
670
00:53:57,869 --> 00:54:00,430
but I can work, I work all
the time, it's not that.
671
00:54:00,509 --> 00:54:02,744
- Then what?
- Well, Annie, I...
672
00:54:03,285 --> 00:54:05,683
The most extraordinary, the most unaccountable
673
00:54:05,684 --> 00:54:08,082
thing has been un-zapping me for the past year.
674
00:54:08,117 --> 00:54:11,757
- Billy, what is it?
- Well, it comes over me at the damndest times.
675
00:54:11,792 --> 00:54:15,323
Like, when I'm on a set,
cameras grinding away,
676
00:54:15,358 --> 00:54:17,590
my nose down, some stupid bird's "bazoom"
677
00:54:17,625 --> 00:54:20,586
and suddenly I hear this voice asking me:
678
00:54:21,021 --> 00:54:23,865
Is this any way for a grown
man to make a living? And...
679
00:54:24,728 --> 00:54:28,137
I find my interests, my...
my values have changed.
680
00:54:28,172 --> 00:54:31,834
- It's called growing up.
- I have a daughter doesn't even know me.
681
00:54:31,869 --> 00:54:34,756
- That's not her fault.
- I didn't say it was her fault.
682
00:54:35,479 --> 00:54:38,978
It's not too late. I want her to
know me, I want her to love me.
683
00:54:39,013 --> 00:54:43,069
But she does love you,
when she sees you.
684
00:54:43,606 --> 00:54:46,757
You're very loveable,
really you are, Billy.
685
00:54:48,365 --> 00:54:52,299
I know I'm loveable.
But am I respectable?
686
00:54:52,734 --> 00:54:56,751
- That's something else.
- Right! Now that's the something else I want.
687
00:54:56,786 --> 00:55:00,857
Then Trina would have a helluva lot more respect
for me if I had a real, honest to goodness job.
688
00:55:00,921 --> 00:55:03,797
- Like what?
- Public relations.
689
00:55:03,832 --> 00:55:06,397
Public relations! That's real?
690
00:55:06,398 --> 00:55:08,963
Well, it's something I know
a little bit about, and...
691
00:55:09,588 --> 00:55:14,928
You gotta start somewhere...
now, J.D.
692
00:55:16,254 --> 00:55:20,806
Must have a public relations
department with all those motels of his, so...
693
00:55:21,271 --> 00:55:24,876
How about YOU putting in a
kind word for little ol' ME?
694
00:55:24,976 --> 00:55:28,456
I'll be glad to, when I run into him.
695
00:55:28,491 --> 00:55:33,062
Oh, don't kid a kidder, Baby,
you're seeing him tonight, I know it.
696
00:55:33,698 --> 00:55:38,002
Billy, I do want to thank you for
not minding your own business.
697
00:55:38,079 --> 00:55:42,085
But this IS my business.
Ah, c'mon, make yourself gorgeous.
698
00:55:43,177 --> 00:55:47,421
When you get yourself done-up,
you can get anything you want from any man.
699
00:55:47,456 --> 00:55:51,075
A 40 year old woman
doesn't need a stage mother.
700
00:55:51,110 --> 00:55:54,758
40 years old!
Don't think like that!
701
00:55:55,493 --> 00:55:56,809
Think...
702
00:55:57,104 --> 00:55:59,281
- think like a diamond.
- What?
703
00:55:59,372 --> 00:56:02,920
A diamond! Not years, but carats.
704
00:56:03,534 --> 00:56:08,369
You are a multi-carated, blue-white diamond.
705
00:56:10,408 --> 00:56:12,735
That must be Van Cleef and Arpels.
706
00:56:15,661 --> 00:56:19,557
Yes. Oh, hello, J.D.
707
00:56:23,978 --> 00:56:26,823
Yes, J.D.
Oh, I did, too.
708
00:56:27,070 --> 00:56:32,281
Oh, the party was marvelous,
and wildly extravagant.
709
00:56:32,894 --> 00:56:35,697
Well, what time tonight?
710
00:56:37,681 --> 00:56:42,354
- Oh, I see... if you can't make it, you can't.
- What's he trying to pull?
711
00:56:44,289 --> 00:56:48,281
Oh, for the whole week.
Well, have a nice trip.
712
00:56:50,167 --> 00:56:54,760
Please don't apologize, I'll talk to
you when you get back... goodbye.
713
00:56:54,995 --> 00:56:58,176
- The balloon blow up?
- He's called to the post on business.
714
00:56:58,740 --> 00:57:03,451
- Hey, nuts!
- Surely you don't want him to neglect your future.
715
00:57:03,486 --> 00:57:07,484
- Nuts!
- Don't worry, Billy, I'll talk to him.
716
00:57:09,210 --> 00:57:14,878
- Let me fix you something to eat.
- Ah, he's changed his mind. Let me talk to him.
717
00:57:16,951 --> 00:57:21,138
- Give me that!
- I... hello.
718
00:57:21,833 --> 00:57:24,385
- Oh, hello.
- Who is it?
719
00:57:24,620 --> 00:57:26,575
It's one of Trina's little friends.
720
00:57:26,610 --> 00:57:30,434
- Is there someone there with you?
- Oh, yes, that's so true.
721
00:57:30,769 --> 00:57:35,740
- Ann, I must talk to you.
- Uh, well, I'm afraid Trina isn't home now.
722
00:57:36,075 --> 00:57:38,440
This is serious, Ann, there's
something I've gotta tell you.
723
00:57:38,441 --> 00:57:42,473
Uh, could you please give me the message,
I'll tell her when she comes home.
724
00:57:42,508 --> 00:57:48,574
I can't discuss it on the phone.
There's a little bar near my office, on 52nd Street.
725
00:57:48,609 --> 00:57:50,580
It's very dark, and no
one ever goes there.
726
00:57:50,615 --> 00:57:53,547
I'm afraid that's quite impossible.
727
00:57:53,582 --> 00:57:56,994
All right, I'll come over and say what I have
to say in front of everybody, would you like that?
728
00:57:57,789 --> 00:58:01,413
Ohhh, oh, not at all.
729
00:58:01,514 --> 00:58:05,038
Well, I've got to see you,
you tell me where and when.
730
00:58:05,073 --> 00:58:12,660
Oh, did you say the skating
rink at Rockefeller Plaza? I'll tell her.
731
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,377
The skating rink at Rockefeller Plaza?
732
00:58:43,830 --> 00:58:46,025
You know, I can arrange
lessons for you, if you'd like.
733
00:58:46,485 --> 00:58:49,886
- Thank you, not tonight.
- We're just... browsing.
734
00:58:52,769 --> 00:58:55,626
Neither of us skates, do you mind
telling me what the devil we're doing here.
735
00:58:55,661 --> 00:58:59,469
You said you had to talk with me, you said
there was something you... you must tell me.
736
00:58:59,504 --> 00:59:00,840
Why here?
737
00:59:01,437 --> 00:59:07,362
It was the last public place I could think of.
I can always say I ran into you by accident.
738
00:59:08,081 --> 00:59:09,657
You are so organized.
739
00:59:11,461 --> 00:59:16,042
Now, Peter, this has got
to stop, you know that.
740
00:59:16,277 --> 00:59:20,727
You're a very intelligent boy, you...
you're even rather a sensitive boy.
741
00:59:20,962 --> 00:59:26,286
You have a way of... a kind of
natural authority, but...
742
00:59:26,321 --> 00:59:29,206
- Very unusual.
- Very unusual, yes...
743
00:59:29,241 --> 00:59:31,776
- In a lad of my years.
- In a lad of...
744
00:59:32,077 --> 00:59:33,549
Don't mock me.
745
00:59:34,296 --> 00:59:41,942
Now look, since you are intelligent and
sensitive, you have some small... some small...
746
00:59:41,977 --> 00:59:46,107
- Insight.
- In... you're hopeless.
747
00:59:47,134 --> 00:59:49,502
On the contrary,
I've never been more hopeful.
748
00:59:49,537 --> 00:59:51,154
I can tell you what your trouble is...
749
00:59:51,205 --> 00:59:53,878
You spend one wonderful night in Greece and now
750
00:59:53,913 --> 00:59:56,267
you're going to spend the rest
of your life trying to recapture it.
751
00:59:56,859 --> 01:00:00,529
May I speak now, may I say
what I brought you here to tell you?
752
01:00:00,564 --> 01:00:01,915
Go ahead.
753
01:00:02,162 --> 01:00:05,259
I'm not trying to recapture
a night in Greece or anywhere else.
754
01:00:05,575 --> 01:00:08,574
I know where my head is,
it's right here and right now.
755
01:00:11,365 --> 01:00:13,678
Ann, I'm in love with you.
756
01:00:18,173 --> 01:00:23,143
Well, I feel honored and terribly flattered.
757
01:00:23,178 --> 01:00:26,406
For God's sake, I didn't say I was putting
out a postage stamp with your picture on it.
758
01:00:26,441 --> 01:00:28,189
I said I'm in love with you, don't you listen?
759
01:00:28,224 --> 01:00:30,611
Yes, I listen, I just don't know what to say.
760
01:00:30,956 --> 01:00:36,593
What's a woman my age to say when a 22 year
old kid tells her he's in love with her?
761
01:00:36,628 --> 01:00:41,427
- She says what she feels.
- Well, I feel honored and flattered.
762
01:00:41,462 --> 01:00:46,737
- And that's all?
- No, I also feel that it just isn't convenient.
763
01:00:47,416 --> 01:00:50,470
You can't just fling yourself into my life.
764
01:00:50,505 --> 01:00:55,305
Why you... you're upsetting things,
my life has a... a certain...
765
01:00:55,306 --> 01:01:00,106
a certain balance... and a certain harmony.
766
01:01:00,141 --> 01:01:04,306
You'd be better off with a little spontaneity,
chaos, say what you mean, say what you feel.
767
01:01:04,341 --> 01:01:07,519
- Now action.
- I've had all that.
768
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:11,511
- All I want now is a little tranquility.
- How about trying for dead?
769
01:01:11,546 --> 01:01:13,462
- I mean it.
- I don't believe you.
770
01:01:14,114 --> 01:01:20,088
Then believe this, I... I am not attracted
to young boys, not to you, not to any.
771
01:01:20,123 --> 01:01:26,052
Lady, that is a lie. I don't know about
anybody else, but you're sure attracted to me.
772
01:01:26,234 --> 01:01:28,255
Why can't you be honest,
what are you so frightened of?
773
01:01:28,290 --> 01:01:29,461
- This.
- What is?
774
01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:33,086
- I'm falling all over a young one.
- You're not falling all over me.
775
01:01:33,121 --> 01:01:36,611
- Not yet.
- Now, that was honest.
776
01:01:37,232 --> 01:01:39,905
And that's what really
frightens you, isn't it, being honest.
777
01:01:39,940 --> 01:01:42,759
When you're around,
everything frightens me.
778
01:01:42,794 --> 01:01:45,791
I think you're just a naturally
nervous type, you ought to be married.
779
01:01:46,423 --> 01:01:48,975
- I've been married.
- Not to me.
780
01:01:52,197 --> 01:01:55,153
- Ann, I want you to marry me.
- Peter, please!
781
01:01:55,188 --> 01:01:58,293
I'm not kidding, Ann,
I'm asking you, will you marry me?
782
01:01:58,328 --> 01:02:02,095
I'm not kidding, Peter,
I'm telling you, no.
783
01:02:02,130 --> 01:02:07,119
- Why not?
- I'm not in love with you.
784
01:02:07,154 --> 01:02:09,542
You don't know whether you are or not,
you haven't given yourself a chance.
785
01:02:09,926 --> 01:02:13,319
You're so spooked by the idea of what people
will think that you can't think yourself.
786
01:02:13,554 --> 01:02:15,509
I mean, who are all those people
who's opinions count so much?
787
01:02:15,535 --> 01:02:17,355
Your mother, your daughter, the Mayor?
788
01:02:17,390 --> 01:02:18,839
I mean, you're mother's
charming, but she wouldn't care
789
01:02:18,919 --> 01:02:21,158
if was still in short pants, as long
as she hooks-up with a Hoenhouser.
790
01:02:21,248 --> 01:02:22,299
- Why, you arrogant...
- As for Trina...
791
01:02:22,449 --> 01:02:25,835
- Ah, that's enough about my family, Peter.
- What can I say to convince you?
792
01:02:26,658 --> 01:02:30,116
I am convinced. Now we're going
to have a cup of coffee together
793
01:02:30,151 --> 01:02:32,809
and then we're going to say
goodbye for good and forever.
794
01:02:32,944 --> 01:02:36,816
- I promise you that the only way... Oh, my God!
- What is it?
795
01:02:36,851 --> 01:02:37,629
Over there.
796
01:02:37,630 --> 01:02:38,408
Who are they.
797
01:02:39,135 --> 01:02:42,463
Friends of Mothers,
Mrs. Bigelow and Mrs. Randall.
798
01:02:42,991 --> 01:02:44,944
- I must go.
- Wait a minute.
799
01:02:44,945 --> 01:02:46,139
No, no, I really must go.
800
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:49,173
You can go, I just want you
to ask you to think about it.
801
01:02:49,208 --> 01:02:50,085
About what?
802
01:02:50,687 --> 01:02:52,972
I want you to think about us, and now,
803
01:02:52,973 --> 01:02:55,258
and not people's opinions
and the rest of that crap.
804
01:02:55,913 --> 01:02:59,484
Will you promise me that, Ann?
Will you promise to think about it?
805
01:02:59,519 --> 01:03:01,168
Yes, I will.
806
01:03:05,139 --> 01:03:06,665
Oh...
807
01:03:18,101 --> 01:03:20,905
Do I remind you of your mother?
808
01:03:21,383 --> 01:03:23,002
Better luck next time.
809
01:03:27,994 --> 01:03:30,680
Really, Maud, I think you
ought to just settle down
810
01:03:30,681 --> 01:03:33,367
and accept the fact that
Peter is not in love with me.
811
01:03:34,290 --> 01:03:37,228
You're not going to be
related to the Hoenhouser's.
812
01:03:37,229 --> 01:03:39,857
He doesn't dig me and I don't appeal to him.
813
01:03:40,061 --> 01:03:44,373
- But you're the living image of me.
- And you don't appeal to him.
814
01:03:44,708 --> 01:03:49,496
Oh, nonsense, he adores me,
he's just terribly shy.
815
01:03:49,897 --> 01:03:53,342
That's it! He's terribly shy
and needs encouragement.
816
01:03:53,377 --> 01:03:56,051
Trina, Darling, Peter Latham
can give you all the
817
01:03:56,129 --> 01:04:00,279
luxuries you can think of, and
a lot more you've never heard of.
818
01:04:00,414 --> 01:04:05,955
- But Granny Maud, he doesn't love me.
- And I tell you he does.
819
01:04:05,990 --> 01:04:12,006
- Well, do you know something that I don't know?
- Maybe I do and maybe I don't.
820
01:04:12,648 --> 01:04:18,109
Well, if you do, tell me, and if
you don't, I would like a little privacy.
821
01:04:20,402 --> 01:04:27,570
Your mother's home. Now we'll see
what I know... and what I don't know.
822
01:04:29,804 --> 01:04:31,211
Ann?
823
01:04:34,522 --> 01:04:35,471
Ann?
824
01:04:38,087 --> 01:04:41,204
Ann, Dear, where have you been?
825
01:04:44,311 --> 01:04:50,289
- I went to Bloomingdales.
- Was that before or after you went ice skating?
826
01:04:50,727 --> 01:04:54,945
- Ice skating?
- Oh, Mrs. Bigelow called.
827
01:04:55,012 --> 01:04:59,282
No, Mrs. Randall, she saw
you ice skating with Peter.
828
01:04:59,317 --> 01:05:02,235
- With Peter?
- How did she know it was Peter?
829
01:05:02,259 --> 01:05:04,955
Oh, she didn't, but I knew
from her description of him.
830
01:05:04,990 --> 01:05:09,825
You see, I've seen what's going on,
he's been courting you to get to Trina.
831
01:05:09,860 --> 01:05:14,510
Oh, what a clever boy,
well, what happened?
832
01:05:15,115 --> 01:05:17,631
- Did he declare himself?
- Um-huh.
833
01:05:17,666 --> 01:05:20,437
- Did he mention love?
- Um-huh.
834
01:05:20,472 --> 01:05:24,620
- Marriage, did he mention marriage?
- Um-huh.
835
01:05:24,655 --> 01:05:25,854
Oh, now, wait a minute now, look...
836
01:05:25,856 --> 01:05:29,655
Just a moment, Dear, I'm trying to
talk to your mother about Peter.
837
01:05:29,690 --> 01:05:32,186
It's not you he wants
to marry, Granny, it's me.
838
01:05:32,245 --> 01:05:35,169
Oh, actually...
839
01:05:39,759 --> 01:05:47,528
Actually, it is neither of you, what he's
got in mind is something... in between.
840
01:05:47,863 --> 01:05:51,942
- In between?
- You don't mean?
841
01:05:57,566 --> 01:06:02,305
You can't mean... that little
boy wants to marry you?
842
01:06:15,433 --> 01:06:18,038
My God.
843
01:06:18,835 --> 01:06:20,574
I'm sorry I'm late.
844
01:06:23,537 --> 01:06:27,923
- This is plum, I think I prefer it for the couch.
- Whatever you say, Ann.
845
01:06:27,958 --> 01:06:30,446
This apartment is really
gonna have your brand on it.
846
01:06:30,459 --> 01:06:32,770
Thank you, now for the chairs.
847
01:06:32,890 --> 01:06:35,076
I don't always intend to
live here alone, you know.
848
01:06:35,154 --> 01:06:37,427
- Oh?
- So make it something that a woman might like.
849
01:06:37,462 --> 01:06:40,304
Something you'd like,
I mean, suit your taste.
850
01:06:40,539 --> 01:06:42,639
I've changed my mind about the plum.
851
01:06:42,714 --> 01:06:45,473
- Now, I wish you'd hear me out here, Ann.
- Maybe the brown.
852
01:06:45,749 --> 01:06:48,583
I didn't have much of a
marriage my first time around, but,
853
01:06:48,584 --> 01:06:51,418
I still think I can make some woman happy.
854
01:06:51,453 --> 01:06:54,123
- The right woman.
- I'm sure
855
01:06:54,158 --> 01:06:55,363
I'd give her everything.
856
01:06:55,595 --> 01:07:00,096
- She'd be a regular, little queen.
- I know how serious you are.
857
01:07:00,131 --> 01:07:04,038
But, you know what I want
above everything, is a family.
858
01:07:04,073 --> 01:07:08,232
My wife, my late wife,
she couldn't have children.
859
01:07:08,267 --> 01:07:11,682
Me? Hell, I'd like to have all I could get.
860
01:07:12,553 --> 01:07:15,623
Well, that's perfectly natural.
861
01:07:15,683 --> 01:07:18,811
Now, I know we didn't come
here to talk about marriage.
862
01:07:18,846 --> 01:07:21,692
- No, we didn't.
- But I'm only 43!
863
01:07:21,727 --> 01:07:26,498
Shoot, 43, a man's at his peak, and I just
know I'd make a good husband for Trina.
864
01:07:28,525 --> 01:07:29,723
Trina?
865
01:07:29,774 --> 01:07:32,422
She makes some little
mama, that daughter of yours.
866
01:07:33,634 --> 01:07:38,877
Some little mama? Have you
alerted Trina to this project?
867
01:07:38,912 --> 01:07:41,611
- We love each other, Ann.
- I see.
868
01:07:41,812 --> 01:07:45,081
I've always wanted children,
and now you're going to marry one.
869
01:07:45,116 --> 01:07:48,586
We want to get married right away,
we don't see any sense in waiting around.
870
01:07:48,621 --> 01:07:51,164
Certainly not, with you at your peak.
871
01:07:51,199 --> 01:07:55,206
- How long has this been going on?
- Well, it started that first night.
872
01:07:55,241 --> 01:07:58,521
The night we all went out together.
It happened just like that.
873
01:08:01,003 --> 01:08:03,551
You may not like this, Ann...
874
01:08:05,605 --> 01:08:08,105
but I didn't go out of town like I said.
875
01:08:08,686 --> 01:08:13,033
- I've been seeing Trina... every night.
- And you kept it a secret.
876
01:08:14,003 --> 01:08:16,920
- That wasn't very nice, J.D.
- I know that.
877
01:08:16,974 --> 01:08:20,876
And I felt real bad about it, too,
but Trina, she was so sure that you'd...
878
01:08:20,911 --> 01:08:23,576
- That I'd what?
- Well, that you'd be jealous.
879
01:08:24,150 --> 01:08:26,280
I told her, but she seems
to think just because
880
01:08:26,442 --> 01:08:29,133
she's interested in me, that
every other woman is, too.
881
01:08:29,168 --> 01:08:32,714
- She's such a baby.
- Oh, yes, she is.
882
01:08:32,949 --> 01:08:35,583
- Too much of a baby for marriage.
- Why?
883
01:08:35,618 --> 01:08:39,716
- The way I see it, a woman 18...
- Trina's only 17.
884
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:43,674
She is! Why that little devil!
885
01:08:45,078 --> 01:08:52,822
Anyway, the way I figure, a woman 17 or 18
and a man 43 are a perfect balance.
886
01:08:52,857 --> 01:08:55,635
Maybe in your neck of the woods, J.D.
887
01:08:56,979 --> 01:08:58,410
I love her, Ann.
888
01:08:59,008 --> 01:09:03,546
Oh, for God's sake, if you're fool enough
to let yourself fall in love with a 17 year old...
889
01:09:03,581 --> 01:09:07,371
If I'm a fool, well,
I'll just have to live with it.
890
01:09:12,972 --> 01:09:17,042
Ann, I promise I'll take good care of her...
and you, too.
891
01:09:17,674 --> 01:09:21,622
- Of me?
- Naturally, I'm gonna be your son-in-law.
892
01:09:25,312 --> 01:09:29,206
Mommy, if you try pulling something square
like preventing me from seeing J.D.,
893
01:09:29,224 --> 01:09:32,804
I'll just run off with him until I'm 18
and then we'll be married anyway.
894
01:09:33,656 --> 01:09:36,866
And for your honeymoon
he can take you to Disneyland.
895
01:09:37,101 --> 01:09:39,725
Mommy, I shouldn't think you'd
want me to answer that in kind.
896
01:09:40,060 --> 01:09:43,558
My big mistake was not sending
you to a good, tough military school.
897
01:09:43,593 --> 01:09:49,326
Well, I am going to marry J.D.,
and that, as they say, is that.
898
01:09:49,327 --> 01:09:53,912
- Do you love him?
- No one is forcing me to marry him.
899
01:09:54,802 --> 01:09:59,261
We're surprisingly right for each other,
we need each other.
900
01:09:59,296 --> 01:10:03,069
You need each other. Trina,
has it ever occurred to you
901
01:10:03,169 --> 01:10:08,641
that you're attracted to J.D. because...
because he represents a father image?
902
01:10:08,676 --> 01:10:11,900
Of course it has,
it's the first thing I thought.
903
01:10:11,935 --> 01:10:15,909
But, what difference does it make? I mean love,
904
01:10:15,910 --> 01:10:19,883
any love has to begin with
some kind of attraction.
905
01:10:19,918 --> 01:10:25,849
It could be the look in his eyes or
the tone of his voice, or the turn of his nose.
906
01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:31,539
All right, I WAS attracted to J.D.
because he was a father image.
907
01:10:31,574 --> 01:10:37,084
I think that that is a solemn foundation
to build on. He's crazy about me, Mom.
908
01:10:37,119 --> 01:10:40,824
He makes all the decisions
and he's so easy to be with.
909
01:10:45,065 --> 01:10:47,585
- I know just what you're thinking.
- Do you?
910
01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:51,971
Um-huh, you're thinking: Where did
I fail her, where did I go wrong?
911
01:10:52,772 --> 01:10:57,989
- Forget it Mommy, you've done okay.
- Oh, Trina, have I?
912
01:11:01,049 --> 01:11:07,682
You spoiled me rotten, of course...
but you're so sweet.
913
01:11:08,193 --> 01:11:10,812
But I did try not to take advantage of it.
914
01:11:12,675 --> 01:11:15,905
Oh, my darling, I just
want you to be happy.
915
01:11:16,861 --> 01:11:19,489
I will be Mommy, I am.
916
01:11:20,289 --> 01:11:23,129
Trina and J.D., I can't believe it.
917
01:11:23,164 --> 01:11:24,538
Believe it, they set the date.
918
01:11:24,874 --> 01:11:28,210
Well, Trina and Big J.,
I.. I.. who'd' o' thought?
919
01:11:28,251 --> 01:11:31,621
- Who'd of dreamed?
- How's the morale Old Buddy, you're not zonked?
920
01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:34,077
- I'm not at all zonked.
- That's the spirit.
921
01:11:34,170 --> 01:11:36,953
Oh, Billy, don't treat me as though
I've been left at the altar.
922
01:11:36,988 --> 01:11:40,550
The Big J.D. romance was
all in your mind and Maud's.
923
01:11:40,585 --> 01:11:43,364
Look, if it's okay with Trina,
it's okay with me.
924
01:11:43,699 --> 01:11:45,022
I like Big J.
925
01:11:45,024 --> 01:11:47,747
Are you sure you're thinking
of Trina and not that job?
926
01:11:47,782 --> 01:11:50,237
- What job?
- Public relations.
927
01:11:50,272 --> 01:11:53,305
J.D.'s going to talk to you
about it, he's ready to hire you.
928
01:11:53,596 --> 01:11:58,802
All that security, future,
and respectability... remember?
929
01:11:58,837 --> 01:12:03,660
That'll have to wait for awhile, Baby,
that TV show we did was sold yesterday.
930
01:12:03,695 --> 01:12:08,606
They think this series could run 4,
maybe for 5 years. How about that?
931
01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:13,078
Billy, will you ever make up your mind
what you want to be when you grow up?
932
01:12:13,113 --> 01:12:15,116
Listen, Annie, this could
be the big one for me.
933
01:12:15,151 --> 01:12:21,376
And I kinda like to think that there's someone
like J.D. around to take care of Trina.
934
01:12:21,930 --> 01:12:23,591
It's a natural attraction.
935
01:12:24,882 --> 01:12:28,731
Annie, actually, you'd be surprised
how devastating young girls find me.
936
01:12:28,766 --> 01:12:31,869
Because there's something
very sexy about this age.
937
01:12:32,104 --> 01:12:35,173
- Have you noticed that, too?
- Too?
938
01:12:36,121 --> 01:12:39,016
What if I told you that I've had a proposal?
939
01:12:40,070 --> 01:12:43,085
- You? No, who?
- Me!
940
01:12:43,120 --> 01:12:46,599
Yes, Peter Latham, who.
941
01:12:46,650 --> 01:12:51,351
Peter Latham, you mean that kid?
Trina's little boyfriend?
942
01:12:51,352 --> 01:12:55,320
Well, he's not Trina's little
boyfriend, he's mine. Little boyfriend.
943
01:12:56,765 --> 01:12:58,649
He asked you to marry him?
944
01:13:02,790 --> 01:13:07,602
What's he on? Oh! You gotta keep
your eyes open with kids that age.
945
01:13:07,603 --> 01:13:13,376
- I don't think it's that funny.
- And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.
946
01:13:14,316 --> 01:13:19,193
Aw, c'mon, c'mon, you know
it's a howl, you and him.
947
01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:23,682
You gotta admit that next to you, he doesn't
seem completely mature.
948
01:13:23,987 --> 01:13:27,107
Whereas you do, which proves
how deceiving appearances can be.
949
01:13:27,748 --> 01:13:31,738
- What did you tell him?
- I told him I'd think about it.
950
01:13:32,153 --> 01:13:35,365
- I've been thinking about it all week.
- Do you love him?
951
01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:38,520
Oh, for heaven's sake, Billy,
I'm 40 years old.
952
01:13:39,084 --> 01:13:43,658
Try to not to be alone with him, have a
few of my tomorrows taken care of.
953
01:13:43,693 --> 01:13:48,173
Well, I see, the union of love on
his part and fatigue on yours.
954
01:13:48,208 --> 01:13:51,145
There's no use talking to you,
you don't understand.
955
01:13:51,180 --> 01:13:56,083
- Oh, Jeez, you can't be serious about this?
- I told you, I'm thinking about it.
956
01:13:56,164 --> 01:13:58,734
And I'm telling you, you better
have your head examined.
957
01:13:58,769 --> 01:14:01,995
- What are you so angry about?
- I'm angry because I...
958
01:14:02,463 --> 01:14:06,688
- Because I'm jealous.
- You have no right to be.
959
01:14:07,001 --> 01:14:10,231
Oh, Annie, you know, well, I always thought
that someday you and I could get together...
960
01:14:10,266 --> 01:14:12,541
Billy, please, I gave already.
961
01:14:13,023 --> 01:14:16,101
Look, you could sell the business
now and move to the Coast with me.
962
01:14:16,608 --> 01:14:18,547
Billy, you're too young for me.
963
01:14:18,580 --> 01:14:23,150
You see, you're the one who's a
kid, Peter, he's twice as old as you.
964
01:14:23,151 --> 01:14:28,635
Aw, cut the crap, Annie, Peter Latham
is a baby, a little, bitty baby.
965
01:14:28,670 --> 01:14:32,993
Peter Latham is 22 years old,
were you a baby at 22?
966
01:14:33,028 --> 01:14:37,166
You're damned right I was,
a little, bitty baby.
967
01:14:39,333 --> 01:14:40,842
Well, Peter isn't.
968
01:14:42,516 --> 01:14:48,386
- Listen, do you have to marry him?
- As opposed to what?
969
01:14:49,466 --> 01:14:53,712
Well, couldn't you... couldn't you adopt him?
970
01:14:56,280 --> 01:15:00,539
Billy, sometimes you are
so crude, and so cruel.
971
01:15:02,066 --> 01:15:04,371
Oh, I don't mean to be,
but have you ever thought what...
972
01:15:04,722 --> 01:15:07,130
- What people will say?
- Yes.
973
01:15:07,452 --> 01:15:12,785
Of course I've thought about it, I... I don't
think we are too utterly ridiculous together and...
974
01:15:12,786 --> 01:15:18,118
and people don't stare at us and... and who
says I have to live my life for public opinion?
975
01:15:18,662 --> 01:15:26,007
Nobody! Nobody! You're absolutely right, if the
kid hits your taste, it's just great, enjoy!
976
01:15:26,042 --> 01:15:30,052
It's not his youth that's to my taste.
It bothers me terribly...
977
01:15:32,825 --> 01:15:35,978
It's only that when I'm with him, something
978
01:15:35,979 --> 01:15:39,131
happens that has never
happened with any other man.
979
01:15:40,586 --> 01:15:44,375
It's the damndest thing, after all these years
980
01:15:44,457 --> 01:15:51,327
I've finally found someone
who is strong and dependable.
981
01:15:53,859 --> 01:15:58,103
- I'm sorry, Billy.
- No, no, no, that okay, say it like it is.
982
01:15:58,957 --> 01:16:03,358
I finally found someone who really takes over,
983
01:16:03,413 --> 01:16:08,915
someone who could have anybody
he wants, and... and he wants me.
984
01:16:13,285 --> 01:16:15,052
Anoushka...
985
01:16:19,383 --> 01:16:21,065
You're in love with the kid.
986
01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:28,924
Well, then, don't let anything stand
in your way, Baby. You've earned this.
987
01:16:36,140 --> 01:16:37,969
Well... is Trina home?
988
01:16:38,199 --> 01:16:39,469
Yeah.
989
01:16:39,504 --> 01:16:42,423
Well, I think I'll drop in and see her, ya know,
990
01:16:42,424 --> 01:16:45,343
tell her I'll be there at
the wedding to give her away.
991
01:16:45,744 --> 01:16:49,360
- That would mean so much to her.
- Yeah.
992
01:16:53,410 --> 01:17:01,276
Ya know, I don't mind giving HER away,
it's you I mind.
993
01:17:29,536 --> 01:17:33,702
Peter Latham, please,
it's Ann Stanley calling.
994
01:17:33,737 --> 01:17:40,002
No, no, no... Miss ah...
tell him it's Penelope Potter.
995
01:17:47,785 --> 01:17:49,119
We don't have to show
up here, you know.
996
01:17:49,154 --> 01:17:55,026
Oh, well, but they're your friends,
aren't they, I'd love to meet them, sooner...
997
01:17:55,962 --> 01:18:00,815
Ah... the Messiah has come at last,
just as we were giving up hope.
998
01:18:00,850 --> 01:18:02,597
We went to a show.
999
01:18:03,593 --> 01:18:06,492
Ann, this is Arthur Forbes,
Arthur, my fiancé, Ann Stanley.
1000
01:18:06,527 --> 01:18:09,158
- How do you do?
- Ann Stanley...
1001
01:18:09,193 --> 01:18:13,664
Stanley, that name sends celestial
music rushing through the old medulla.
1002
01:18:14,133 --> 01:18:16,878
- Ah, Trina's sister.
- I'm her mother.
1003
01:18:16,913 --> 01:18:19,322
But thank you from
the bottom of my heart.
1004
01:18:20,092 --> 01:18:24,666
Oh, her mother, oh, Mrs. Stanley,
well, I... I'm so please to... to meet you.
1005
01:18:25,576 --> 01:18:28,476
Well, come in, come in, huh, enjoy, enjoy.
1006
01:18:33,556 --> 01:18:35,724
- It's not like this every night.
- What?
1007
01:18:36,174 --> 01:18:39,867
- I said, "He was shocked."
- Oh! Not at all.
1008
01:18:39,902 --> 01:18:43,025
I read "The Decline and
Fall of the Roman Empire".
1009
01:18:43,060 --> 01:18:47,035
- What?
- LET'S BUY A DRINK!
1010
01:18:50,721 --> 01:18:52,350
Frank, 2 scotch and rocks.
1011
01:19:02,893 --> 01:19:05,559
- Peter.
- Oh, hi, Pol.
1012
01:19:05,589 --> 01:19:08,889
I called you 4 times this week.
How about returning one of 'em.?
1013
01:19:09,059 --> 01:19:12,455
I've been busy. Polly, I'd like you
to meet my fiancé, Ann Stanley.
1014
01:19:12,490 --> 01:19:13,306
How do you do?
1015
01:19:14,324 --> 01:19:15,899
Forget the calls.
1016
01:19:18,504 --> 01:19:20,516
- What?
- Relax.
1017
01:19:21,603 --> 01:19:26,117
Petey! Hey! Hi!
1018
01:19:27,517 --> 01:19:31,453
Petey, I thought you were in Toledo,
or wherever it is you come from.
1019
01:19:31,488 --> 01:19:33,929
Gabriella, I'd like you to
meet my fiancé, Ann Stanley.
1020
01:19:33,964 --> 01:19:35,685
- Hi!
- How do you do?
1021
01:19:36,502 --> 01:19:37,760
Fiancé?
1022
01:19:37,786 --> 01:19:39,669
I thought it was about time
for me to take the plunge.
1023
01:19:39,736 --> 01:19:45,260
Personally, I think it's about time
for both of you. Well, congratulations.
1024
01:19:46,413 --> 01:19:52,271
You can take it from me, you are
getting the very best. I know, right, Peachy?
1025
01:19:52,306 --> 01:19:55,127
I mean, he's like wow,
if you know what I mean.
1026
01:19:56,124 --> 01:20:00,287
Oh, Pete, I'm sorry, I won't be
able to make it to your wedding.
1027
01:20:00,288 --> 01:20:04,451
Excuse me. So I'll just
have to kiss the groom now.
1028
01:20:13,238 --> 01:20:15,881
- How do you feel about some fresh air?
- What?
1029
01:20:15,916 --> 01:20:17,598
Let's get out of here.
1030
01:20:22,573 --> 01:20:24,257
- Who was that girl?
- Who?
1031
01:20:24,646 --> 01:20:28,522
- That girl dressed in Saran Wrap.
- Gabriella.
1032
01:20:28,523 --> 01:20:30,254
She's a nice kid, a little
kinky, but nice.
1033
01:20:30,974 --> 01:20:33,889
- Is there something between you?
- Yes, you.
1034
01:20:34,224 --> 01:20:36,715
I mean, have you slept with her?
1035
01:20:39,103 --> 01:20:40,904
A couple of times, yes.
1036
01:20:41,002 --> 01:20:46,322
Silly question, "I mean,
he's like wow, you know what I mean?"
1037
01:20:49,547 --> 01:20:52,826
How can you let something
like that get away from you?
1038
01:20:53,617 --> 01:20:57,383
- Ann, what's the matter?
- I don't know.
1039
01:20:58,199 --> 01:21:03,741
It's all a mistake. I mean, we should
have gone to Radio City and Rumplemeyer's.
1040
01:21:05,408 --> 01:21:08,272
Well, we can still make Rumplemeyer's.
1041
01:21:08,273 --> 01:21:11,137
Come on, that's what we both need,
a couple of banana splits.
1042
01:21:26,162 --> 01:21:30,941
No, not here, not New York.
1043
01:21:30,976 --> 01:21:34,317
Pittsburg? If you had your choice of
any place in the world to be married,
1044
01:21:34,318 --> 01:21:37,458
and you have, where would you choose?
1045
01:21:38,145 --> 01:21:41,483
- I think Greece, yes, Greece.
- We can be married in Argos.
1046
01:21:41,732 --> 01:21:44,927
And we will spend on honeymoon
on the same beach where we met.
1047
01:21:44,962 --> 01:21:47,481
Complete with fishing spears,
sleeping bag, and motorcycle.
1048
01:21:47,516 --> 01:21:49,557
Let' have everything the way it was.
1049
01:21:49,792 --> 01:21:52,799
You got it! Now that we've
settled on where, how about when?
1050
01:21:54,667 --> 01:21:57,736
- Next spring.
- Next spring?
1051
01:21:58,071 --> 01:21:59,532
I was thinking of next week.
1052
01:21:59,747 --> 01:22:03,558
Peter, I... I have a business to run,
I can't just go rushing off...
1053
01:22:03,593 --> 01:22:05,673
- Why not? If I can, you can.
- Can you?
1054
01:22:05,708 --> 01:22:10,248
- Yes, I'm surrounded by competence.
- Huh, all I'm surrounded by is Mrs. Margaret.
1055
01:22:10,283 --> 01:22:11,796
Can't she run things?
1056
01:22:11,970 --> 01:22:15,455
Yes, she can, but... but she
doesn't like the responsibility.
1057
01:22:15,690 --> 01:22:18,835
Listen, I'm an expert on labor relations.
Paint her office, raise her salary,
1058
01:22:18,836 --> 01:22:21,981
and make her vice president, and I promise
you, she'll love the responsibility.
1059
01:22:22,228 --> 01:22:25,885
- Let's leave Saturday.
- Saturday?
1060
01:22:26,468 --> 01:22:28,110
That's 3 days away.
1061
01:22:28,845 --> 01:22:37,255
Ann, for once, just once, I would love
to hear you say, "I can, I will, yes."
1062
01:22:46,180 --> 01:22:48,486
Let's leave Saturday.
1063
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:52,082
For the next business...
1064
01:22:55,192 --> 01:22:59,794
Oh! Peter! It's beautiful!
1065
01:22:59,829 --> 01:23:01,749
Richard Burton couldn't have done better.
1066
01:23:03,288 --> 01:23:05,935
Peter, there's something I must tell you.
1067
01:23:06,632 --> 01:23:11,172
That day we met in Greece,
remember I told you I was 36?
1068
01:23:11,401 --> 01:23:15,383
- And then you upped it to 38?
- Well, I'm afraid that wasn't quite true either.
1069
01:23:15,418 --> 01:23:17,701
- I know, you're 40.
- You know?
1070
01:23:17,736 --> 01:23:19,821
- Trina told me.
- What a big-mouth.
1071
01:23:20,836 --> 01:23:25,342
I didn't want to enter into a marriage
with any secrets or any lies.
1072
01:23:25,793 --> 01:23:29,195
You're perfectly right,
so I'll make my confession.
1073
01:23:30,765 --> 01:23:34,041
- I'm not really 22.
- You're not?
1074
01:23:34,820 --> 01:23:39,711
- I'm only 9.
- Peter, can't you be serious about anything?
1075
01:23:39,769 --> 01:23:41,036
Some things.
1076
01:23:42,404 --> 01:23:44,684
Before I put this on,
I want you to tell me something.
1077
01:23:45,019 --> 01:23:46,433
How do you feel?
1078
01:23:47,264 --> 01:23:49,749
I'm happy, very happy.
1079
01:23:49,843 --> 01:23:53,601
No doubts, fears, apprehensions, jitters?
1080
01:23:54,970 --> 01:23:58,757
My Love, I... I just feel terribly happy.
1081
01:24:06,197 --> 01:24:08,880
It's the most beautiful ring in the world.
1082
01:24:09,849 --> 01:24:12,386
I don't want you to feel
under-dressed when you meet my parents.
1083
01:24:12,519 --> 01:24:14,656
I've never been so overwhelmed...
1084
01:24:14,891 --> 01:24:18,147
- Your parents?
- I called home today to tell 'em the good news.
1085
01:24:18,193 --> 01:24:21,421
- I spoke to Dad.
- Did you tell him everything?
1086
01:24:21,456 --> 01:24:24,818
Everything. I expected him to come
flying through the phone, instead
1087
01:24:24,896 --> 01:24:28,267
he was all sweetness and light. "If
she loves you that's all that matters",
1088
01:24:28,268 --> 01:24:31,638
"Lots of best wishes", and all that, I
could hardly believe it was my father.
1089
01:24:31,873 --> 01:24:35,242
Anyway, they're anxious to meet
you and give us their blessings,
1090
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:37,677
so I thought I'd tell 'em to
come into town on Saturday and
1091
01:24:37,712 --> 01:24:40,718
we can spend a half an hour
with them before we leave.
1092
01:24:41,087 --> 01:24:46,495
Honey, there's nothing to be nervous about,
it's not an audition, you got the job.
1093
01:24:50,007 --> 01:24:55,665
No, no, Mrs. Stanley is not available.
No, she's leaving for Greece tonight.
1094
01:24:55,700 --> 01:24:59,948
Yes, I can help you.
This is the vice president speaking.
1095
01:25:01,521 --> 01:25:06,543
Oh, yes, surely, we handle suburban rentals.
What price did you have in mind?
1096
01:25:07,898 --> 01:25:12,013
A hundred and fifty a month.
Where?
1097
01:25:12,692 --> 01:25:15,770
Greenwich. Well, I don't think you're going to be
1098
01:25:15,805 --> 01:25:18,448
able to find anything in Greenwich at that price.
1099
01:25:19,173 --> 01:25:25,050
Well, look, Dear, would you be willing to
move a little further out of town? Like Cleveland!
1100
01:25:26,396 --> 01:25:29,669
- Who was that?
- An obscene phone call.
1101
01:25:30,380 --> 01:25:31,321
How ya doing?
1102
01:25:32,511 --> 01:25:36,222
I can tell you one thing, there's a lot
to be said for long engagements.
1103
01:25:36,257 --> 01:25:37,577
Do you need all these things?
1104
01:25:38,190 --> 01:25:42,641
It's for Trina. Where I'm going I
need a cotton dress and a bathing suit,
1105
01:25:42,676 --> 01:25:45,229
and I don't really need a bathing suit.
1106
01:25:45,264 --> 01:25:49,006
There were some business calls.
Mrs. Buchanan wants to give you a shower.
1107
01:25:49,041 --> 01:25:50,148
Oh, my God.
1108
01:25:50,231 --> 01:25:52,220
Yes, I told her that'd have
to wait 'til you got back.
1109
01:25:52,221 --> 01:25:55,932
- Mr. Latham called, that 6:30 appointment...
- With his parents.
1110
01:25:55,967 --> 01:26:00,967
Yes, well, could you be at the hotel at 6:00
instead of 6:30 and go immediately to suite 707.
1111
01:26:01,002 --> 01:26:04,064
My God, it's 20 to 6:00 and I look a mess.
1112
01:26:04,099 --> 01:26:07,402
Will you be an angel and drop that
at my apartment on your way home?
1113
01:26:07,437 --> 01:26:08,587
I'll be an angel.
1114
01:26:09,447 --> 01:26:13,749
- Don't let Maudy get a hold of them before Trina.
- It shall be done.
1115
01:26:15,640 --> 01:26:19,739
- How do I look?
- Can I be honest?
1116
01:26:20,766 --> 01:26:22,274
Can't you be kind?
1117
01:26:23,614 --> 01:26:27,900
In all the years I've known you, you have
never looked more beautiful than you do right now.
1118
01:26:32,951 --> 01:26:37,132
- It's called "love".
- I'd like to try it.
1119
01:26:37,812 --> 01:26:39,294
But I'm married.
1120
01:26:55,646 --> 01:26:58,336
- Mr. Latham.
- Mrs. Stanley, please come in.
1121
01:27:01,077 --> 01:27:02,803
Let me have your coat.
1122
01:27:03,835 --> 01:27:07,751
What a charming hat...
don't let my wife see that.
1123
01:27:09,877 --> 01:27:13,564
So glad we have this chance to meet
before you and Peter take off.
1124
01:27:14,311 --> 01:27:17,073
Mrs. Latham will be out
in a minute, how about a drink?
1125
01:27:17,108 --> 01:27:20,356
Scotch, Vodka, Bourbon, I can ring
for anything you haven't got?
1126
01:27:20,391 --> 01:27:23,952
A little Scotch would be nice,
thank you. Lots of water.
1127
01:27:23,987 --> 01:27:27,874
- Christine, Mrs. Stanley's here.
- Where's Peter, he's never late.
1128
01:27:27,909 --> 01:27:29,513
Well, he'll be here at 6:30.
1129
01:27:29,548 --> 01:27:32,537
Oh, but I got a message from
him asking me to be here at 6:00.
1130
01:27:32,538 --> 01:27:36,154
That message was from me. I
thought it would be easier for us
1131
01:27:36,155 --> 01:27:39,771
to get acquainted if we could have a
few minutes without Peter being here.
1132
01:27:39,806 --> 01:27:42,962
I love me son, believe me,
but I'm never with him
1133
01:27:42,963 --> 01:27:46,119
for more than 5 minutes without
hostilities breaking out.
1134
01:27:47,239 --> 01:27:51,524
Nothing serious, just the
usual war between generations.
1135
01:27:52,486 --> 01:27:56,080
- To the bride... and groom.
- Thank you.
1136
01:27:58,685 --> 01:28:02,813
You know, I think Peter's marrying you
will do a lot to help this situation.
1137
01:28:03,244 --> 01:28:04,390
How do you mean?
1138
01:28:04,404 --> 01:28:06,962
Well, he's marrying into
the enemy camp, isn't he?
1139
01:28:07,197 --> 01:28:11,448
Marrying someone from our generation,
he's bound to realize we're not all bad.
1140
01:28:12,993 --> 01:28:16,693
I must say I never thought
of it that way. Peter was so
1141
01:28:16,728 --> 01:28:19,813
sure you would be
violently against this marriage.
1142
01:28:20,052 --> 01:28:23,066
Perfect example! The boy
anticipates everything negative
1143
01:28:23,067 --> 01:28:26,080
about me before I even have a
chance to express an opinion.
1144
01:28:26,920 --> 01:28:29,666
Knowing some of the flibbertigibbets
that Peter hangs around with,
1145
01:28:29,686 --> 01:28:35,450
I am DELIGHTFULY surprised to find him
choosing a woman of maturity and... and sense.
1146
01:28:35,785 --> 01:28:40,911
And courage! Oh, it'd take a great deal of
courage for a woman to marry a boy half her age.
1147
01:28:41,346 --> 01:28:48,566
Please! You make me sound like Joan of Arc.
I love Peter very much.
1148
01:28:48,807 --> 01:28:52,109
So much, that courage doesn't enter into it.
1149
01:28:54,587 --> 01:28:57,264
- Hello.
- Christine, this is Mrs. Stanley.
1150
01:28:57,349 --> 01:29:00,046
I am so pleased to meet you.
I spoke to Peter this morning
1151
01:29:00,047 --> 01:29:02,743
and I've never heard him
sound so happy in his life.
1152
01:29:03,078 --> 01:29:05,728
I thank you for that, Mrs. Stanley.
May I call you Ann?
1153
01:29:05,763 --> 01:29:07,664
- Oh, please!
- Shall I fix you a drink?
1154
01:29:07,699 --> 01:29:09,384
No, thank you, Dear, I'll fix it myself.
1155
01:29:10,945 --> 01:29:16,319
My God, you're pretty! I knew Peter had taste,
but this time he's outdone himself.
1156
01:29:16,855 --> 01:29:19,068
- Isn't Ann pretty, Edgar?
- She's beautiful.
1157
01:29:19,103 --> 01:29:21,257
Oh, thank you, and I do want to thank you
1158
01:29:21,258 --> 01:29:23,412
for coming all the way to New York to meet me.
1159
01:29:24,278 --> 01:29:27,596
I must admit I was very
nervous about it at first.
1160
01:29:27,897 --> 01:29:29,214
You must have felt like something about
1161
01:29:29,304 --> 01:29:32,710
to be put under a microscope!
Welcome to the family.
1162
01:29:35,085 --> 01:29:37,842
Ah! Now I'm sorry we're rushing off so quickly,
1163
01:29:37,943 --> 01:29:40,600
I wish we could have had more time together.
1164
01:29:40,635 --> 01:29:44,372
- We have the rest of our lives.
- Must you rush off tonight?
1165
01:29:44,407 --> 01:29:47,201
- Well, yes.
- Ed, Dear, they've made their plans.
1166
01:29:47,536 --> 01:29:49,288
Plans can always be changed, Dear.
1167
01:29:49,539 --> 01:29:52,102
Ann and Peter are going off
to Greece tonight and
1168
01:29:52,149 --> 01:29:55,157
they're going to be married, I see not
reason for them to change their plans.
1169
01:29:55,192 --> 01:29:59,659
- Perhaps Ann sees a reason.
- Well, Peter is very anxious...
1170
01:29:59,694 --> 01:30:02,118
The boy is impulsive,
don't you find him impulsive?
1171
01:30:02,610 --> 01:30:04,084
He knows what he wants.
1172
01:30:04,119 --> 01:30:07,988
That... that reminds me, do you know
what you want for your wedding present?
1173
01:30:08,088 --> 01:30:09,356
Think of something very special.
1174
01:30:09,391 --> 01:30:12,644
The boy thinks he knows what
he wants, but, after all, he's only 22.
1175
01:30:12,879 --> 01:30:17,279
He voted for the first time
in the last election... and wrong.
1176
01:30:17,314 --> 01:30:19,740
- Edgar, you promised if...
- I never promised anything.
1177
01:30:19,775 --> 01:30:20,994
I don't know what you're talking about.
1178
01:30:21,029 --> 01:30:23,727
I'm talking about that Ann
and Peter are off tonight
1179
01:30:23,817 --> 01:30:26,303
and they're going to be married and
they'll be no discussion about it.
1180
01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:30,224
- Christine, have another drink, and sit down.
- This is another drink.
1181
01:30:33,033 --> 01:30:37,955
Christine enjoys contradicting me,
if I say it's day, she'll say it's night.
1182
01:30:37,996 --> 01:30:39,273
It is night.
1183
01:30:39,665 --> 01:30:41,933
Yes, Dear, now please be
quiet and let me handle this.
1184
01:30:41,968 --> 01:30:43,218
Handle this?
1185
01:30:43,468 --> 01:30:46,566
Don't start getting defensive,
Ann, I'm all for this marriage.
1186
01:30:47,001 --> 01:30:50,368
I assured the boy, that whatever made
him happy, would make me happy.
1187
01:30:50,963 --> 01:30:54,340
Well, that settles that, because
Peter certainly is happy.
1188
01:30:54,375 --> 01:30:56,194
Yes, he certainly thinks he is.
1189
01:30:56,981 --> 01:30:59,796
- And you think he isn't.
- Why, I didn't say that, did I.
1190
01:30:59,842 --> 01:31:04,807
- You practically did.
- Christine, stop contradicting me.
1191
01:31:05,905 --> 01:31:09,840
I'm trying to say that a boy his age
doesn't always know his own mind.
1192
01:31:09,875 --> 01:31:15,607
Mr. Latham, let's go back to
"I'm all for this marriage".
1193
01:31:15,942 --> 01:31:20,386
I said it and I meant it,
I'm for this marriage 100 percent.
1194
01:31:21,117 --> 01:31:25,416
Well, let's say 93 percent, I have
a few reservations, of course.
1195
01:31:25,451 --> 01:31:28,186
Edgar, no one is interested in
your reservations except you.
1196
01:31:28,221 --> 01:31:32,192
No! I would like to hear
what Mr. Latham has to say.
1197
01:31:32,227 --> 01:31:33,889
Oh, no you wouldn't.
1198
01:31:36,629 --> 01:31:40,173
The... the boy and I have
never have been close, exactly,
1199
01:31:40,174 --> 01:31:43,717
but I am his father and
I am concerned about him.
1200
01:31:43,752 --> 01:31:47,781
- I think I will have another drink.
- Don't you think you've had enough?
1201
01:31:47,816 --> 01:31:50,460
I had enough long ago.
1202
01:31:51,730 --> 01:31:56,740
Ann, you must admit
that a marriage between a
1203
01:31:56,775 --> 01:32:00,797
40 year old woman and a
22 year old boy is unusual.
1204
01:32:00,832 --> 01:32:04,838
Yes, but there's nothing
unusual about a marriage
1205
01:32:04,873 --> 01:32:06,717
between 2 people who love each other.
1206
01:32:06,752 --> 01:32:09,545
But because you and the
boy have only known each other for a few...
1207
01:32:09,641 --> 01:32:12,213
Do you have to keep calling Peter "The Boy"?
1208
01:32:13,615 --> 01:32:17,959
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize how it sounded.
- Didn't you, Edgar.
1209
01:32:18,194 --> 01:32:21,268
You see what I mean
about Christine's contradictions.
1210
01:32:22,471 --> 01:32:27,003
Don't you think you and Peter
should have a little more time together?
1211
01:32:27,038 --> 01:32:31,347
- Know each other a little better?
- Well, we... we're all ready to leave.
1212
01:32:31,382 --> 01:32:35,116
Well, I know, I know, I'm not suggesting
that you postpone the trip, but
1213
01:32:35,151 --> 01:32:36,665
couldn't you postpone the wedding,
1214
01:32:38,896 --> 01:32:42,322
- For how long?
- I don't know, an indefinite period.
1215
01:32:43,408 --> 01:32:44,832
How long would that be?
1216
01:32:45,801 --> 01:32:52,439
Ann, have you thought what it would
be like to be married to a 22 year old?
1217
01:32:56,506 --> 01:32:58,402
I've...
1218
01:33:00,895 --> 01:33:03,424
I've thought about nothing else for weeks.
1219
01:33:03,459 --> 01:33:06,760
Then you do have some
doubts, some apprehension
1220
01:33:06,795 --> 01:33:08,577
of what you're getting yourself into?
1221
01:33:09,057 --> 01:33:13,346
- I did have, of course.
- But they're all gone now?
1222
01:33:14,364 --> 01:33:20,104
Peter knocked them all out of me.
I... I wouldn't be going if I...
1223
01:33:20,885 --> 01:33:22,456
Edgar, please!
1224
01:33:22,909 --> 01:33:26,100
Dear, there's certain things to
be said and they must be said now.
1225
01:33:28,028 --> 01:33:29,731
I'll get you another.
1226
01:33:31,895 --> 01:33:34,563
I can't help wondering
who your friends will be.
1227
01:33:35,256 --> 01:33:41,827
Yours? Can you... can you imagine you and
Peter at a dinner party with your friends?
1228
01:33:41,862 --> 01:33:43,599
Don't you think the
hostess might feel that Peter
1229
01:33:43,612 --> 01:33:46,360
should be in the next room
playing with her children?
1230
01:33:46,395 --> 01:33:47,475
Edgar!
1231
01:33:49,101 --> 01:33:52,193
What about Peter's friends,
have you met his friends?
1232
01:33:52,228 --> 01:33:55,146
- I've met some of them.
- Were you comfortable with them?
1233
01:33:55,281 --> 01:33:57,706
- I only met them.
- Were they comfortable with you?
1234
01:33:57,741 --> 01:33:59,808
I didn't ask.
1235
01:33:59,809 --> 01:34:01,875
Some of those kids are
damned attractive, you know.
1236
01:34:02,992 --> 01:34:05,831
How long do you think
it'll be before Peter starts
1237
01:34:05,832 --> 01:34:08,671
looking at younger women, he... he will
you know, it's only natural, isn't it?
1238
01:34:08,706 --> 01:34:10,736
I'm sorry, I must go now.
1239
01:34:11,875 --> 01:34:17,121
- Please, wait for Peter to come.
- Darling, Ann knows what she's doing.
1240
01:34:17,156 --> 01:34:19,317
She knows the basis for any happy marriage is
1241
01:34:19,379 --> 01:34:22,201
what 2 people have in common,
what they share together.
1242
01:34:23,473 --> 01:34:26,543
She and Peter are not at the
same stage of development as people.
1243
01:34:26,580 --> 01:34:31,917
Now... now you take me and Christine,
we're of an age, the same generation.
1244
01:34:31,952 --> 01:34:36,352
So are our friends. We... we've been
through the same things at the same time.
1245
01:34:36,353 --> 01:34:40,514
And that has set the groundwork
for a lasting and a happy marriage.
1246
01:34:40,515 --> 01:34:42,258
Isn't that true, Dear?
1247
01:34:43,310 --> 01:34:47,731
- Christine, isn't that true?
- I wouldn't dream of contradicting you.
1248
01:34:48,066 --> 01:34:51,036
Why did you do it? Why did you let me come here
1249
01:34:51,037 --> 01:34:54,007
thinking that you were really
happy about this marriage?
1250
01:34:54,042 --> 01:34:56,836
I am happy about it, Ann, if you are.
1251
01:34:57,850 --> 01:34:59,421
Are you?
1252
01:35:06,160 --> 01:35:07,945
That would be Peter.
1253
01:35:22,143 --> 01:35:23,503
Hi, Mom.
1254
01:35:26,556 --> 01:35:27,827
How are you, Dad?
1255
01:35:30,008 --> 01:35:33,030
Ann? What is it?
1256
01:35:33,203 --> 01:35:35,854
Father's been lecturing on the joys of marriage.
1257
01:35:36,191 --> 01:35:40,190
- What have you said to her?
- I just gave her some solid advice, that's all.
1258
01:35:40,225 --> 01:35:44,063
- Advice!?!
- Those who can't do, teach.
1259
01:35:44,098 --> 01:35:46,587
- I want to go, Peter.
- No, wait a minute.
1260
01:35:46,622 --> 01:35:49,434
Just wait a minute. How long did it take
for you to get her into this state?
1261
01:35:49,469 --> 01:35:54,222
I did nothing more than point out the pitfalls
and problems that lie ahead for both of you.
1262
01:35:54,257 --> 01:35:57,145
That was very thoughtful of you, Dad.
Naturally we weren't aware of 'em.
1263
01:35:57,580 --> 01:36:01,019
I've got to hand it to you,
you sure put it over on me.
1264
01:36:01,794 --> 01:36:03,959
I mean, I really believed you when you said you
1265
01:36:04,020 --> 01:36:06,644
wanted to come here and meet
Ann and give us your blessings.
1266
01:36:07,079 --> 01:36:09,918
Well, there is one of your blessings!
Proud of yourself?
1267
01:36:09,953 --> 01:36:13,318
Don't blame your father, Peter,
he didn't say one thing I didn't already know.
1268
01:36:13,353 --> 01:36:17,158
I'm not blaming him entirely.
You let him strip away every bit
1269
01:36:17,193 --> 01:36:20,223
of confidence that's taken me
weeks and weeks to build up in you.
1270
01:36:20,224 --> 01:36:23,602
- Peter, let me give you some advice.
- Oh! More advice!
1271
01:36:23,637 --> 01:36:25,911
Who the hell are you to give
me or anybody else advice.
1272
01:36:25,997 --> 01:36:29,393
You are a failure as a father,
you're a failure as a husband.
1273
01:36:29,428 --> 01:36:31,343
You don't even make it as a human being.
1274
01:36:32,991 --> 01:36:35,408
- Ann!
- Peter, I want you to stay here.
1275
01:36:36,405 --> 01:36:37,987
Thank you, Sir.
1276
01:36:40,426 --> 01:36:42,729
Ann.
Ann!
1277
01:36:47,852 --> 01:36:50,606
Look, I know he told you a lot of things, but
1278
01:36:50,607 --> 01:36:53,360
did he happen to mention I love you
more than anything else in the world?
1279
01:37:12,885 --> 01:37:14,336
Ann, please believe me, we can make it,
1280
01:37:14,596 --> 01:37:16,305
I've never been so sure of anything in my life.
1281
01:37:17,885 --> 01:37:21,227
Oh, it isn't going to be easy,
I never SAID it would be easy.
1282
01:37:22,529 --> 01:37:24,715
We can make it, I know we can.
1283
01:37:27,748 --> 01:37:30,147
Ann, please let me talk to you. If you'll listen,
1284
01:37:30,148 --> 01:37:32,546
I know I can convince you,
I did it before, and I can...
1285
01:37:33,081 --> 01:37:35,013
Why are you so willing to
listen to him and not to me?
1286
01:37:35,014 --> 01:37:36,945
Now you're damned well gonna
hear what I have to say to you.
1287
01:37:40,103 --> 01:37:45,775
Peter, I can't think straight, maybe you're right,
1288
01:37:45,810 --> 01:37:48,954
maybe your father's right,
maybe we're all wrong.
1289
01:37:49,800 --> 01:37:55,872
And until I know, I... I can't go
through with it, Peter.
1290
01:37:58,054 --> 01:38:05,278
Okay, but I'm not going to fight this anymore,
I'm going to be on that plane at 9 o'clock.
1291
01:38:06,281 --> 01:38:09,166
You're going to have to work this out by yourself.
1292
01:38:13,853 --> 01:38:17,693
You know, you're still a silly, helpless woman,
1293
01:38:17,694 --> 01:38:21,534
and you don't know anything
about cars or anything else.
1294
01:38:48,354 --> 01:38:52,221
- That's a guest list that's over 200.
- Who are they, Maud?
1295
01:38:52,256 --> 01:38:57,165
- They are 2 of my DEAREST friends.
- But it's NOT YOUR wedding.
1296
01:38:58,183 --> 01:39:01,573
Ann, Dear, will you please
tell Trina that Mrs. Bigelow
1297
01:39:01,574 --> 01:39:04,964
and Mrs. Randall must
be invited to their wedding.
1298
01:39:04,999 --> 01:39:08,083
Mom, you better get a move-on if
you're gonna catch that 9 o'clock plane.
1299
01:39:08,118 --> 01:39:10,659
You know you've only got a...
Mom?
1300
01:39:11,770 --> 01:39:12,507
Hey!
1301
01:39:12,508 --> 01:39:13,244
Mom!
1302
01:39:13,279 --> 01:39:14,929
Let me go, Dear.
1303
01:39:21,393 --> 01:39:23,730
Ann, Dear, please let me in.
1304
01:39:23,765 --> 01:39:26,803
I can't talk now, Mother, please.
1305
01:40:05,540 --> 01:40:09,259
I don't believe it,
I don't believe Mummy walked out on him.
1306
01:40:09,559 --> 01:40:11,929
It's the first time I've
ever seen her really in love.
1307
01:40:12,007 --> 01:40:16,400
Peter could not have possibly
walked out on her... he's a Hoenhouser.
1308
01:40:17,264 --> 01:40:19,855
You mean he doesn't like girls?
1309
01:40:20,678 --> 01:40:22,850
No, Darling, it's a family name.
1310
01:40:27,035 --> 01:40:31,106
Hiya, Sugar, here I am,
and here's the Moo Goo Gai Pan.
1311
01:40:32,168 --> 01:40:33,668
- Hello, Dad.
- Take a whiff of that.
1312
01:40:33,903 --> 01:40:36,941
- Mao Tse Tung never had it so good.
- I'm not very hungry.
1313
01:40:36,976 --> 01:40:38,561
Huh? Hi!
1314
01:40:40,750 --> 01:40:43,674
Whew, don't tell me
I have the wrong night again!
1315
01:40:43,716 --> 01:40:48,880
Didn't we say Saturday night, I bring
Chinese food... do you want Italian?
1316
01:40:50,142 --> 01:40:52,356
Suppose I go out and come in again.
1317
01:40:53,568 --> 01:40:57,866
Hello, Folks, this is Billy Boylan,
coming to you live and direct from
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01:40:57,948 --> 01:41:03,727
the Chinese Restaurant on the Corner,
bringing you everybody's favorite Moo Goo...
1319
01:41:03,974 --> 01:41:06,728
- Something's wrong.
- It's Ann.
1320
01:41:06,763 --> 01:41:09,170
Ann, what's Ann, she's on her way to Greece.
1321
01:41:09,205 --> 01:41:11,367
- They're not.
- You're kidding?
1322
01:41:11,502 --> 01:41:15,581
- Turns out he's a Homo Houser or something.
- J.D., please.
1323
01:41:16,184 --> 01:41:17,262
Where is she?
1324
01:41:17,338 --> 01:41:20,491
She's locked herself in her room
and she won't speak to anyone.
1325
01:41:28,951 --> 01:41:30,218
Annie?
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01:41:34,535 --> 01:41:36,016
Annie?
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01:41:38,434 --> 01:41:39,505
Annie?
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01:41:42,903 --> 01:41:44,024
Annie?
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01:41:44,640 --> 01:41:48,172
Hey, Anoushka, it's the ex-Mr. Right.
1330
01:41:58,067 --> 01:42:01,722
Billy, I've never been so happy
to see anybody in my life.
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01:42:01,757 --> 01:42:05,580
- The answer is "Yes".
- Oh, great, wonderful, what did I ask?
1332
01:42:05,615 --> 01:42:08,508
A few days ago you said you
hoped we could be together again.
1333
01:42:08,543 --> 01:42:11,202
- I'm saying, "Yes".
- No.
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01:42:11,237 --> 01:42:14,157
- You don't want to marry me.
- Of course I do.
1335
01:42:14,755 --> 01:42:18,277
But you'd like to marry me like you'd
like to pitch for the Pittsburg Pirates.
1336
01:42:19,300 --> 01:42:23,091
Oh, Annie, you know I'd do anything in the
world for you, but this isn't what you want.
1337
01:42:23,326 --> 01:42:25,629
Tell me, wha... what happened?
1338
01:42:25,764 --> 01:42:29,108
- Nothing.
- What happened?!!
1339
01:42:29,143 --> 01:42:34,911
Nothing, I'm... I'm just not as
in love with Peter as I thought I was.
1340
01:42:34,912 --> 01:42:38,918
- You're a liar.
- I know.
1341
01:42:40,331 --> 01:42:44,875
- How does he feel about you?
- He loves me.
1342
01:42:45,534 --> 01:42:48,936
He adores me, he... he worships me.
1343
01:42:49,526 --> 01:42:53,041
You love him, he loves you,
what is this, grounds for divorce?
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01:42:56,037 --> 01:42:59,913
What kind of life can
we have, what could we hope for?
1345
01:43:00,348 --> 01:43:05,280
Will he be comfortable with my friends?
Could I fit in with the kids he hangs around with?
1346
01:43:05,562 --> 01:43:08,320
Your friends will take their cue from you!
1347
01:43:08,763 --> 01:43:12,832
If you're uptight about it, they'll be
uptight, if you're cool they'll be cool.
1348
01:43:12,867 --> 01:43:17,312
People are... they're like sheep,
they're just waiting for you to lead them.
1349
01:43:17,347 --> 01:43:21,685
That argument doesn't make sense,
doesn't stand up, doesn't hold water.
1350
01:43:21,720 --> 01:43:22,701
Next?
1351
01:43:24,847 --> 01:43:28,162
How long do you think it will be
before he starts looking at younger women?
1352
01:43:28,689 --> 01:43:30,674
He will you know, it's only natural.
1353
01:43:31,009 --> 01:43:35,969
Never! Not that kid! He may start
looking at older women, but never younger.
1354
01:43:36,004 --> 01:43:37,161
So, what else?
1355
01:43:38,173 --> 01:43:42,323
Billy, I'm 40 years old and he is 22!
1356
01:43:42,358 --> 01:43:47,614
Ah! Now we have come to the
square root of your problem... NUMBERS!
1357
01:43:47,649 --> 01:43:49,727
You are hung-up on numbers!
1358
01:43:49,962 --> 01:43:55,952
13 and 83, 57 and 9, 38 and a half,
what are they? NUMBERS!
1359
01:43:56,087 --> 01:44:00,437
You are hung-up on number 40 and number 22...
just numbers.
1360
01:44:00,503 --> 01:44:02,856
But put them together
and they add up to something.
1361
01:44:03,418 --> 01:44:07,410
And that "something" is what
you've been looking for all your life.
1362
01:44:07,445 --> 01:44:12,864
- Oh, in your mind everything is so simple.
- Yeah, that's because I'm simple minded.
1363
01:44:13,283 --> 01:44:17,243
Statistics proves simple minded people
are the happiest people in the world.
1364
01:44:17,278 --> 01:44:22,102
Oh, Annie, stop thinking so much,
come on, start feeling!
1365
01:44:22,592 --> 01:44:24,728
That's always been your trouble...
1366
01:44:24,729 --> 01:44:30,352
I've never seen you really, I mean really feel
anything before Peter Latham came into your life.
1367
01:44:30,387 --> 01:44:37,678
Billy, I want you to sit down and look
me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth.
1368
01:44:39,078 --> 01:44:42,355
Picture me with Peter for the rest of my life...
1369
01:44:43,521 --> 01:44:46,458
Now, be honest, what do you see?
1370
01:44:50,311 --> 01:44:51,876
I got a better idea...
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01:44:53,162 --> 01:44:55,813
Picture yourself without
Peter for the rest of your life.
1372
01:44:56,464 --> 01:44:58,984
Now, be honest, what do YOU see?
1373
01:45:11,615 --> 01:45:14,458
Oh, my God, what time is it?
1374
01:45:14,493 --> 01:45:18,106
- 10 past 9:00.
- Oh, no! The plane left at 9;00.
1375
01:45:18,141 --> 01:45:22,101
Well, no, there's a 10:45 to Rome,
from Rome we can get a flight to Athens.
1376
01:45:25,005 --> 01:45:27,408
Well, c'mon, will ya,
I'll take you to the airport.
1377
01:45:27,443 --> 01:45:29,692
Kennedy Airport, international, please.
1378
01:45:30,122 --> 01:45:33,435
But how will I find him?
Suppose I can't find him?
1379
01:45:33,670 --> 01:45:35,891
Ya didn't have any trouble before!
1380
01:45:36,900 --> 01:45:37,643
Thank you.
1381
01:45:37,982 --> 01:45:42,223
Billy, do you know that you're
the dearest man in the world?
1382
01:45:42,855 --> 01:45:44,313
Now she tells me.
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