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- So excited for this year's
forest festival.
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I hear our favorite band
sounds way better live
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Than they look in drawings.
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- You know their drummer
added a drum?
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- What?
One guy on two drums?
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Too gimmicky.
They just lost a fan.
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- Forest fest
isn't about the music.
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It's about hooking up
with strangers.
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I hear nymphs really put
the "nymph" in "nymph."
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- Before we head in,
let me tell you
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What I've learned
about how to party.
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The key is to...
- Not walk in with you.
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Good idea.
Bye.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
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- You're not really
a party guy, little bro.
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More of a party... Killer.
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Like, I kill for a living,
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And I get jealous
watching you murder a vibe.
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- Take that back!
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Look at him go, folks.
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Listen, I'm going in.
I wanna have sex with someone
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Before our parents
have sex with everyone.
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Hi.
I'm apparently a party killer.
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Just kidding.
I'm actually a king.
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You guys are lizards?
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Are you talking lizards?
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You're unable to talk?
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You just don't want
to talk to me.
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Wow, this is off
to a great freaking start.
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Nice forest.
It smells like dirt.
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- Thanks
for the disguise, darling.
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I love our son to death,
but he's party quicksand.
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- Shush! Don't call him
our son out loud.
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It lowers our party value.
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- True, and I want to have sex
with everyone
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Before stupendous has sex
with anyone.
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Which I'm learning
is not necessary.
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Good night.
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- Okay, so no point trying that.
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- I figure, like, maybe six,
seven hundred people.
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How about you?
What do you do for violence?
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- Well, I'm originally
from the ocean.
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Have you ever been?
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It's basically
a large, wet forest.
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- You guys see that centaur
eat it up there?
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Hi. Great forest.
Thanks for having us.
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I'm king of the city.
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- Ty!
Mom and dad are here.
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- Yeah, go say hi.
Go.
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Who invited the control freaks?
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Hi, I'm tyrannis,
king of the city.
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I see you ladies are bushes.
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Is that a chosen form?
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Were you born that way?
Do you have a ruler?
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King? Queen?
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Perhaps a nongendered
bush supervisor.
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- Way to go.
- You asshead!
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We talked about this!
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- This is ridiculous.
I can't possibly be that bad.
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- They turned into bushes!
I wish I could.
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- You asked, like,
six questions,
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And you don't even care
about the answers.
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- We tried to be nice
about this.
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- I don't know if that's true.
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- You wanna compare it
to something?
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- You're going to kill me?
My sister's gonna kill me.
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That's how much I suck
at parties.
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- Now you're getting it.
Shoo. Go.
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- You grew back.
- Where were we?
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This one's delicious.
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- This one too.
Lemony.
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- Care to switch?
- Let's do.
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- Deliria!
- Hegemone!
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Darling, this is hegemone,
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The goddess of plants
blooming and bearing fruit.
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I love that you've got
a mantitore.
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They've gotten so popular.
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- I think you'll find
I'm one of a kind, my dear.
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- Mine would disagree.
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Paizo, approach.
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- Sexy evening.
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Great gods, aren't you
a handsome old monster?
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Likewise,
my charming young friend.
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- I found paizo on delos.
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Where'd you get yours?
- In a blackout,
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But let's not waste the night
discussing men.
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Let's find the coolest god
at the party,
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And if we can't,
that means it's us.
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- Win-win.
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You two won't fight now,
will you?
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- Not in our nature, love.
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- We seem to be a pair
of very lucky monsters.
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- Indeed!
Perhaps by the night's end,
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We may even double our luck.
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- As will our goddesses.
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- In all seriousness, though,
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I'll understand
if you're hesitant
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To let yours be with me.
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- Well, not if that's
what she wants,
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You stunning cad.
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We aren't the competitive type.
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- Correct!
Although in my case,
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It's because I never lose.
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Yes, yes.
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- And that's why
it's so important
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To install the drainage ditches
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Before you lay in the paving.
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- Will you excuse me?
I have to just...
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- You have to turn into a flower
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Because everyone
just turns into stuff
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Instead of walking away.
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- Walking away is a human thing.
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You walked away from the forest,
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Or don't you remember?
- Remember?
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Do I remember
humanity leaving the forest?
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No.
I'm 29.
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But I can guess why we did.
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Stupid party.
Ridiculous...
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- Why's that?
- Whoa! Why's what?
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There's a whole world out here.
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This is where you're dangling?
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- Why did humans
leave the forest?
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- Obviously to get fresh air
and be free from...
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Judgmental flowers
and snobby animals.
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- Sounds like
we've been misrepresented.
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I'm daphne.
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Tyrannis.
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- King of the city.
- Yeah.
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Are you, like, plant-bassador?
Tree-aison?
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We don't have a government.
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Brother.
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Even the gods say that,
and they're lying.
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If you've got a face,
then you've got
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Someone at some point
yelling in it.
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- Definitely true at the moment.
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- Sorry.
What am I doing?
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I'm ashamed because apparently,
I'm bad at parties.
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And I'm not natural,
so nature intimidates me,
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And now I'm throwing a tantrum
at a harmless tree lady.
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- Well, see, that's honest,
and honesty is natural.
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Would you like to take a walk
down by the river,
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Where it's quieter?
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You can tell me
all about your government.
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- I would love that.
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Can you just hold on one moment?
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Don't go anywhere.
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- The chief of centaurs
seems quite taken with echo.
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- That won't sit well with pan.
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Tell echo to seal it,
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And we'll offer
to keep it quiet...
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If he migrates.
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Why are you here?
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Your target's in the wind.
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- I blew him back.
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He's simple.
He'll be here all night.
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He wants to tell me
about his government.
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- I missed the reason
you're here.
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- He's simple, sister.
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I don't know how humans
are picking kings these days,
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But this guy may have won
a contest.
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Or his people lost one.
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He's not what I'd call a threat.
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What's he king of again?
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- A city.
- What do cities make?
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- Humans!
- What do humans make?
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- Cities!
- What do they make them from?
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- Wood!
- What are we?
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Wood nymphs!
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- So what do wood nymphs do?
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Kill!
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- Thanks. I just lose
perspective sometimes.
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I'll get back to work.
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- Hey, guys.
No big deal,
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But just wanted to let you know
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I'm talking to the hottest
tree nymph in the forest.
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And you know, I'm not saying
it's romantic,
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But I am saying
she probably gets to choose
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How she spends her time
at parties.
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- And you left her
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To brag about it
to your big sister.
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No, seriously, man,
congratulations.
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Sounds like you finally
found someone
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Out of their mind.
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- Or someone
that knows you're king,
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And she's up to something.
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- I love this response,
because it confirms
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That this was always
about some sad competition.
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- Yeah, for you.
- No, for you.
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Look at you guys.
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You're worse at partying
than me, so I win.
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- But not really,
because I think
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When partying is a competition,
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You automatically lose.
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- Sounds like you lost, then.
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- No, you did.
- No, you lost,
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Because for you,
it's a competition.
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- You guys competing
about partying?
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- No.
- Okay.
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Because if you are,
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No better way to settle it
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Than who does the most beans.
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- What are we, children?
Get out of here.
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- Hey, man, all you had to say
was "we don't do beans."
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- I do beans, dumbass.
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- Me too.
Your beans probably suck.
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- Man.
- Have fun, guys.
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Dude, these mortals
just swallowed an entire bean.
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- We weren't supposed
to take a whole bean?
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- You said you do beans!
- Everyone does beans!
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- Relax!
Everyone relax.
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He was hazing us,
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And he's waiting
for us to freak out, so don't.
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Just kick back
and enjoy the party.
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- Right. Right.
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- How you doing?
- What's up?
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- Cool party.
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- Why am I so small?
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- Why do I have two heads?
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- Where's that cool nymph
I liked?
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- I'm not a second head, idiot.
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I'm your inner critic.
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- What's an inner critic?
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- You can hear him?
- Everyone can now.
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That's how messed up you are.
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Why don't you stuff
more magic beans
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From random weirdos
into your face?
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- What, you don't have a voice
in your head
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That tells you you suck?
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- Yeah, it's called mom.
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We gotta find mom.
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She'll make me big again!
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- I have to find daphne.
We connected.
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- You're connecting
with more than that.
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No, I can taste through my feet.
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Why is dirt delicious?
Yuck!
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I refuse this.
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- Wait, you can just refuse it?
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I refuse this!
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Come on!
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- Is that hephaestus over there?
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- No, just a normal ugly person.
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We may be
the coolest people here.
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- And what about mortals?
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Who're those idiots
tripping on magic beans?
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- I'm afraid
those are my children.
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- Interesting.
I think that makes me
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The coolest person here.
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- Congratulations.
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- To be clear,
there's a solid chance
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I'll be making love
to your wife tonight.
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- That's been established
and permitted.
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- Dad! Down here!
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- Hi, kids.
Is your night
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As completely free of concern
as mine definitely is?
255
00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,499
- Stupendous shrank,
256
00:09:27,587 --> 00:09:29,503
And I have
an external inner critic.
257
00:09:29,550 --> 00:09:30,883
- Nice to meet you.
258
00:09:30,928 --> 00:09:31,801
And can I just say,
259
00:09:31,888 --> 00:09:33,596
You were wise to neglect
260
00:09:33,683 --> 00:09:36,935
This pretentious,
living scrotum.
261
00:09:37,024 --> 00:09:39,483
- Wow.
You're pretty high, son.
262
00:09:39,571 --> 00:09:41,321
Where's mom?
263
00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,616
- If I knew how to know that,
264
00:09:42,736 --> 00:09:44,995
I wouldn't be her husband,
honey.
265
00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:47,877
- How you going to do it?
266
00:09:47,964 --> 00:09:49,922
- I don't know.
- Should look like an accident.
267
00:09:49,969 --> 00:09:52,135
Late night swim?
- Overdose.
268
00:09:52,223 --> 00:09:54,117
- Won't they just replace him
with a stronger king?
269
00:09:54,144 --> 00:09:56,687
- No.
- Then we have to kill him?
270
00:09:56,775 --> 00:09:58,615
It's almost
like war is hard work.
271
00:09:58,696 --> 00:09:59,987
- I'm just saying,
272
00:10:00,073 --> 00:10:01,425
If we're protecting
the environment,
273
00:10:01,451 --> 00:10:03,785
Why not keep someone
we can influence on the throne?
274
00:10:03,832 --> 00:10:05,101
I'm trying to be strategic,
not lazy.
275
00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,458
- Be strategic with your target,
276
00:10:06,546 --> 00:10:08,004
Not with us.
277
00:10:10,387 --> 00:10:11,845
- Hey, stranger.
278
00:10:11,932 --> 00:10:13,849
- Why, hey, hey.
Sorry, lost you.
279
00:10:13,894 --> 00:10:15,352
Wow.
Do you wanna dance?
280
00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,689
Is that a thing in the forest?
281
00:10:18,905 --> 00:10:20,363
- Are you on beans?
282
00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:22,658
- I may have done a whole bean.
Is that dangerous?
283
00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:23,787
- Well, no.
284
00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:25,582
They're way safer
than people think.
285
00:10:25,627 --> 00:10:26,730
You could take ten of them.
286
00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:27,629
But you didn't hear that
from me.
287
00:10:27,716 --> 00:10:28,798
That's a relief.
288
00:10:28,843 --> 00:10:29,967
- Hey, why'd you take any?
289
00:10:30,012 --> 00:10:32,262
- If I'm honest,
I wanted to be cool.
290
00:10:32,351 --> 00:10:34,601
- Honestly, the forest
isn't always cool
291
00:10:34,689 --> 00:10:36,055
It's not even always honest.
292
00:10:36,067 --> 00:10:37,941
- Really?
Because I kind of bragged
293
00:10:38,030 --> 00:10:39,841
To my sister that you were
hanging out with me,
294
00:10:39,867 --> 00:10:41,678
And she said you were
probably up to something,
295
00:10:41,704 --> 00:10:43,829
Like you had an agenda,
and I thought...
296
00:11:04,753 --> 00:11:07,754
- Holy balls!
It's dionysus!
297
00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,237
Spit in my mouth!
298
00:11:09,263 --> 00:11:11,471
- Raise my children!
Whoo!
299
00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:12,767
- Somebody here
300
00:11:12,812 --> 00:11:14,895
Just started partying so hard
301
00:11:14,984 --> 00:11:17,484
That I personally felt it
clear across the world,
302
00:11:17,573 --> 00:11:20,490
Where you better believe I was
at an even cooler party.
303
00:11:20,537 --> 00:11:23,163
Bring this party child to me.
304
00:11:24,921 --> 00:11:26,921
What's your name, party child?
305
00:11:27,009 --> 00:11:29,843
- Tyrannis.
- What made you party so hard?
306
00:11:29,891 --> 00:11:31,307
- A girl kissed me.
307
00:11:34,275 --> 00:11:37,559
- That is the only right answer!
308
00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:41,742
This is now the coolest party!
309
00:11:53,232 --> 00:11:56,566
- Hey, hey, hey!
I know you!
310
00:11:56,614 --> 00:11:58,405
- Look at these goddesses!
311
00:11:58,493 --> 00:11:59,700
- That's my mom!
312
00:11:59,913 --> 00:12:03,540
- Is it true my child
summoned you with his partying?
313
00:12:03,629 --> 00:12:07,673
Do you know how weirdly close
I am to admiring you tonight?
314
00:12:07,721 --> 00:12:08,929
- I love you, mom.
315
00:12:09,015 --> 00:12:11,182
I want you to meet
someone very special.
316
00:12:11,229 --> 00:12:12,270
Where'd she go?
317
00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:14,523
- Don't just stand there,
party child.
318
00:12:14,611 --> 00:12:15,611
Go to her!
319
00:12:15,738 --> 00:12:17,071
- Yes. Thank you.
I will!
320
00:12:17,116 --> 00:12:19,575
I love you guys!
We should all hang out more!
321
00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:21,746
- We should hang out more!
322
00:12:21,793 --> 00:12:23,251
- I don't know why we don't.
323
00:12:23,296 --> 00:12:24,795
- I guess because you take it
324
00:12:24,882 --> 00:12:27,049
To some
pretty dangerous extremes
325
00:12:27,096 --> 00:12:29,305
And never really know
when to stop.
326
00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:31,058
- Like this!
327
00:12:31,146 --> 00:12:32,979
- Did you just dose me?
- Yeah.
328
00:12:33,067 --> 00:12:35,484
- Good.
Next time, don't take so long.
329
00:12:35,572 --> 00:12:37,947
We should hang out more!
330
00:12:37,994 --> 00:12:40,036
- This party just got
tremendous.
331
00:12:40,124 --> 00:12:42,625
- Agreed!
- I've decided not to ruin it
332
00:12:42,713 --> 00:12:44,171
By making love to your wife.
333
00:12:44,257 --> 00:12:46,132
- What? Why?
- Because I respect you.
334
00:12:46,178 --> 00:12:47,302
- Well, if you respect me,
335
00:12:47,389 --> 00:12:49,806
You very much will make love
to my wife.
336
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,603
- I think we know
you'd rather I not.
337
00:12:51,690 --> 00:12:52,898
- Take that back.
338
00:12:52,942 --> 00:12:55,068
- Easy now.
We're not a competitive breed.
339
00:12:55,156 --> 00:12:56,447
- Exactly, my dashing friend,
340
00:12:56,492 --> 00:12:58,367
Which is why I find it
a bit offensive
341
00:12:58,412 --> 00:13:01,038
That you continue trying
to make me jealous.
342
00:13:01,043 --> 00:13:03,293
- No mantitore can make
another mantitore jealous,
343
00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:04,631
My sexy brother.
344
00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,529
There's simply some that are
and some that aren't.
345
00:13:06,555 --> 00:13:09,848
- I'm afraid I can't hear you
over my wonderful fantasy
346
00:13:09,896 --> 00:13:11,437
Of you and my wife
in bed together.
347
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,356
- Sorry, old man.
348
00:13:12,484 --> 00:13:14,401
I think you're just saying that.
349
00:13:16,076 --> 00:13:17,701
- My god.
- That's right,
350
00:13:17,745 --> 00:13:18,828
You gorgeous monster.
351
00:13:18,915 --> 00:13:20,790
I told you I never lose.
352
00:13:20,877 --> 00:13:22,794
I've proven you're possessive.
353
00:13:28,017 --> 00:13:29,286
- How could you let this happen?
354
00:13:29,312 --> 00:13:31,521
- It's insane that you're
blaming this on me.
355
00:13:31,567 --> 00:13:34,109
- Is this your family?
- Too early for me to meet them?
356
00:13:34,156 --> 00:13:35,447
- I just need a moment,
tyrannis.
357
00:13:35,492 --> 00:13:37,284
- You need to get dionysus
out of here.
358
00:13:37,329 --> 00:13:39,788
- You want me to ask
the god of parties
359
00:13:39,835 --> 00:13:41,084
To leave a party.
360
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,920
- Yes!
You summoned him.
361
00:13:42,966 --> 00:13:44,924
- Well, we did, with our love.
362
00:13:46,850 --> 00:13:48,183
- That's not the reaction
363
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:50,102
One wants to that, but okay.
364
00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:53,149
- You humans think love
is when someone smiles at you.
365
00:13:53,238 --> 00:13:55,238
- I can't really argue
with that.
366
00:13:55,326 --> 00:13:56,386
I mean, it's a pretty big deal
367
00:13:56,411 --> 00:13:57,513
When we're not killing
each other.
368
00:13:57,539 --> 00:14:00,373
- Exactly.
You're like termites to us,
369
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:02,995
But that's misleading
because we don't hate termites.
370
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:05,802
But you're like
a mentally diseased colony
371
00:14:05,890 --> 00:14:07,431
Of giant termites.
372
00:14:07,519 --> 00:14:09,288
- This would go down easier
if you jumped in with
373
00:14:09,314 --> 00:14:11,648
"my sisters are just
really protective."
374
00:14:11,736 --> 00:14:13,110
- Tyrannis, grow up!
375
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:14,239
How naive can you be?
376
00:14:14,325 --> 00:14:17,201
The forest hates you.
You are our enemy.
377
00:14:17,248 --> 00:14:20,123
I was assigned to you.
I'm supposed to kill you!
378
00:14:20,171 --> 00:14:22,588
- See, daphne, you were doing
so good,
379
00:14:22,717 --> 00:14:23,925
And then wow.
380
00:14:24,012 --> 00:14:25,345
- Assigned?
To kill me?
381
00:14:25,391 --> 00:14:27,641
- Ty, sweetheart,
everyone loves a love story,
382
00:14:27,728 --> 00:14:30,771
But when it stops being fun,
you move on to the next one.
383
00:14:30,819 --> 00:14:32,046
- So glad to hear you say that.
384
00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:33,090
We'd like you to leave
our forest.
385
00:14:33,115 --> 00:14:34,865
- Excuse me?
386
00:14:34,910 --> 00:14:36,743
- Take it easy, daphne.
He's a god.
387
00:14:36,789 --> 00:14:39,206
- Enough with this.
You're destroying our home.
388
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,211
- Not to mention
their place of work.
389
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,008
- I'm sorry.
What's your name?
390
00:14:43,095 --> 00:14:44,887
Don't answer.
Nobody cares.
391
00:14:44,974 --> 00:14:47,892
Every party in the world
is my home.
392
00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:49,897
I decide who stays in it
and who leaves,
393
00:14:49,942 --> 00:14:51,734
And I don't like you mistreating
394
00:14:51,822 --> 00:14:53,447
My rare, beautiful party child.
395
00:14:55,496 --> 00:14:56,829
- Whoa!
396
00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:58,415
- Tyrannis, hear my tale.
397
00:14:58,461 --> 00:15:01,128
I was once you.
I wanted to be cool.
398
00:15:01,175 --> 00:15:02,174
You know what everyone said?
399
00:15:02,177 --> 00:15:03,301
"stop wanting that.
400
00:15:03,388 --> 00:15:05,388
It's not cool
to wanna be cool."
401
00:15:05,476 --> 00:15:08,060
Well, isn't that convenient
for the already cool?
402
00:15:08,065 --> 00:15:10,732
Well, now I'm one
of the already cool.
403
00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:13,237
Now nobody tells me anything.
404
00:15:13,284 --> 00:15:15,364
There's no ceiling to a party,
but there is a ladder,
405
00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:17,288
And we are climbing to the top.
406
00:15:17,335 --> 00:15:20,336
Come on, I wanna introduce you
to some leopards.
407
00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:24,554
- Hey, baby!
408
00:15:24,642 --> 00:15:25,432
Where's shlub?
409
00:15:25,519 --> 00:15:27,268
- He fled in great humiliation.
410
00:15:27,356 --> 00:15:29,356
Frankly, in a jealous rage.
411
00:15:29,443 --> 00:15:32,069
- My husband was jealous?
Odd.
412
00:15:32,158 --> 00:15:33,282
- I agree.
If you'd like,
413
00:15:33,369 --> 00:15:36,286
I can... Make love to you.
Maybe later.
414
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,959
- Hey.
It hasn't come up yet,
415
00:15:39,047 --> 00:15:41,172
But if deliria and shlub
are down,
416
00:15:41,219 --> 00:15:43,094
I might want to have
a threesome with them.
417
00:15:43,181 --> 00:15:45,473
- What about me?
- Ooh, possessive much?
418
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:48,229
This isn't working.
Find your own ride home.
419
00:15:48,276 --> 00:15:50,484
- Where are we?
- No. Look.
420
00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:53,197
A guy playing an instrument
nobody asked him to bring?
421
00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:55,495
Two people trying
to solve racism?
422
00:15:55,541 --> 00:15:58,083
A girl puking and crying
at the same time?
423
00:15:58,172 --> 00:15:59,212
- My god.
424
00:15:59,257 --> 00:16:00,317
We're at the party's outer edge.
425
00:16:00,343 --> 00:16:01,343
- Well, yeah.
426
00:16:01,429 --> 00:16:02,740
Where'd you think
you'd end up, dork?
427
00:16:02,765 --> 00:16:05,640
- This next song is about
a very wondrous wall.
428
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:08,357
- Are you all right?
429
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,069
- Stop pretending
you care about others.
430
00:16:10,156 --> 00:16:11,822
- I'm fine, but you people
should run
431
00:16:11,868 --> 00:16:12,825
While you have a chance.
432
00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:14,036
- Why? It's just a party.
433
00:16:14,122 --> 00:16:15,288
- Wrong, tiny girl.
434
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,250
There isn't any party
like a dionysus party
435
00:16:17,296 --> 00:16:19,838
Because a dionysus party
never stops.
436
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,056
- Wow, our little brother
wins again.
437
00:16:24,144 --> 00:16:26,353
He's not a party killer.
He's the party king.
438
00:16:26,398 --> 00:16:28,148
You're tyrannis' sister.
439
00:16:28,236 --> 00:16:29,777
You might be able to save
his life.
440
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:30,864
- Is he in danger?
441
00:16:30,951 --> 00:16:32,033
- Everyone here is.
442
00:16:32,161 --> 00:16:33,680
Dionysus doesn't eat or drink
to stay alive,
443
00:16:33,706 --> 00:16:36,457
And he doesn't leave
until the party is dead.
444
00:16:36,546 --> 00:16:38,129
- How do we get ty out of there?
445
00:16:38,216 --> 00:16:39,924
- Honestly?
Give him your approval.
446
00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:41,970
He's the single most
emotionally deprived human
447
00:16:42,015 --> 00:16:43,056
I've ever met.
448
00:16:43,143 --> 00:16:44,016
I was assigned to kill him,
449
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,019
And he wanted to marry me.
450
00:16:45,106 --> 00:16:46,355
But the first thing on his mind
451
00:16:46,441 --> 00:16:48,233
Was bragging about me to you.
452
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,612
He cares about your opinion.
You're his family.
453
00:16:50,659 --> 00:16:51,659
Gross.
454
00:16:51,703 --> 00:16:53,619
- Listen to the leaf lady,
ass-face.
455
00:16:53,707 --> 00:16:56,332
This is your chance
to do something useful.
456
00:16:56,422 --> 00:16:58,213
- Why would you want that?
You hate me.
457
00:16:58,301 --> 00:17:00,301
- Are you... how stupid are you?
458
00:17:00,388 --> 00:17:03,181
If I hated you,
I wouldn't talk to you.
459
00:17:03,227 --> 00:17:04,351
I want you to be better.
460
00:17:04,439 --> 00:17:06,772
I just happen to know
it's impossible.
461
00:17:12,038 --> 00:17:13,871
- There!
Come on, go!
462
00:17:13,959 --> 00:17:16,210
- The party's too awesome!
463
00:17:16,297 --> 00:17:17,922
- Just dance your way over!
464
00:17:17,967 --> 00:17:20,009
- I can't, okay?
465
00:17:20,097 --> 00:17:21,472
- Hey, jackass, you wanna know
466
00:17:21,558 --> 00:17:22,933
What the worst thing
about you is?
467
00:17:22,978 --> 00:17:24,102
- Not really.
468
00:17:24,147 --> 00:17:25,605
- Well, I'm gonna tell you
anyway,
469
00:17:25,651 --> 00:17:27,859
And after that,
you're on your own.
470
00:17:27,905 --> 00:17:29,071
- Wait, what are you saying?
471
00:17:29,158 --> 00:17:31,825
- You know what really sucks
about you?
472
00:17:31,914 --> 00:17:33,914
You're too hard on yourself.
473
00:17:34,001 --> 00:17:35,626
- Whoa.
474
00:17:39,388 --> 00:17:41,096
'sup? How you doing?
475
00:17:41,184 --> 00:17:42,600
Party!
No wrong answer.
476
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,270
- Look at the little fish bowl
baby.
477
00:17:44,315 --> 00:17:46,232
My god, I love you,
fish bowl baby.
478
00:17:46,278 --> 00:17:48,361
No, I'm undone
by my own confidence!
479
00:17:48,491 --> 00:17:50,574
- I got it from here!
480
00:17:55,005 --> 00:17:57,130
I respect you.
- You do?
481
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:58,342
- Yeah, basically.
482
00:17:58,387 --> 00:17:59,698
I mean, you stand up
for what you believe in.
483
00:17:59,724 --> 00:18:01,890
Daphne was right
when she said that... oof!
484
00:18:01,936 --> 00:18:03,455
- What did daphne say?
That was my sister.
485
00:18:03,481 --> 00:18:05,732
- Well, now she can join
the tree wench
486
00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:08,362
Outside the party,
because they are zero fun.
487
00:18:08,409 --> 00:18:09,491
- Is that what you do
488
00:18:09,536 --> 00:18:10,816
With the things that aren't fun?
489
00:18:10,913 --> 00:18:13,164
You just toss them aside
like you did with daphne,
490
00:18:13,252 --> 00:18:14,501
Like you did with my sister?
491
00:18:14,547 --> 00:18:15,707
What about the serious stuff,
492
00:18:15,758 --> 00:18:17,758
The important stuff
like saving the forest,
493
00:18:17,845 --> 00:18:19,720
Like believing
in a better future,
494
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:20,556
Like family?
495
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,392
- I'm sorry.
I'm so bored.
496
00:18:22,396 --> 00:18:23,645
What are you talking about?
497
00:18:23,691 --> 00:18:25,441
- What happens
when the party's over?
498
00:18:25,528 --> 00:18:27,904
- The party's never over.
499
00:18:27,992 --> 00:18:30,451
The party never ends!
500
00:18:30,539 --> 00:18:32,956
- Then I guess
you haven't met tyrannis,
501
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,669
King party killer.
502
00:18:34,757 --> 00:18:35,757
Hi, I'm tyrannis.
503
00:18:35,884 --> 00:18:37,550
What's your favorite form
of government?
504
00:18:37,596 --> 00:18:39,388
- What are you doing?
- Hi.
505
00:18:39,475 --> 00:18:41,244
Would you like to hear
about sewage maintenance?
506
00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:42,686
It's more complex
than you'd think.
507
00:18:42,774 --> 00:18:44,565
It's essentially
a network of feces.
508
00:18:44,611 --> 00:18:47,278
- What are you trying to prove,
party child?
509
00:18:47,409 --> 00:18:48,594
What's your favorite color?
510
00:18:48,619 --> 00:18:50,202
Guess how old I am.
511
00:18:50,331 --> 00:18:52,498
- I had the craziest dream
last night.
512
00:18:52,586 --> 00:18:55,212
Aren't politics the worst?
Let's argue about them!
513
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,509
- I had such hopes for you.
514
00:18:57,556 --> 00:18:59,472
- There's so much hunger
in the world.
515
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,393
What do you know
about cockroaches?
516
00:19:01,439 --> 00:19:03,230
Do you know you have
something in your teeth?
517
00:19:03,317 --> 00:19:05,317
It's okay.
So do I.
518
00:19:05,363 --> 00:19:07,780
- Go, you boring son
of a bitch, go.
519
00:19:07,869 --> 00:19:09,743
- Is this how you do this?
Here we go.
520
00:19:09,789 --> 00:19:11,289
I think I've got it.
Bear with me.
521
00:19:15,427 --> 00:19:17,844
- That's it!
522
00:19:17,932 --> 00:19:22,018
This party sucks!
523
00:19:37,390 --> 00:19:40,058
- Did you just defeat
the god of parties
524
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,979
By ruining his party?
525
00:19:42,108 --> 00:19:44,234
- Yes.
- My son!
526
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,404
My son.
527
00:19:45,491 --> 00:19:47,991
- My love,
I was possessive tonight.
528
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:48,828
- Of me, I assume.
529
00:19:48,915 --> 00:19:49,664
- Of course.
530
00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:51,333
- Makes sense.
I am incredible.
531
00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:53,212
I'd be possessive of you as well
532
00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:54,382
Under very specific,
533
00:19:54,468 --> 00:19:56,343
Impossible-to-achieve
circumstances.
534
00:19:56,431 --> 00:19:58,848
- Mama, can you enlarge me?
535
00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:01,853
- Afraid not, darling.
The only antidote to bean magic
536
00:20:01,943 --> 00:20:03,150
Is pure sincerity.
537
00:20:03,237 --> 00:20:05,445
Tell us what animal
you find most attractive.
538
00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:06,449
Don't think.
Just say it.
539
00:20:06,536 --> 00:20:08,744
River otter!
540
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:11,417
I'm kidding.
I can enlarge you.
541
00:20:11,463 --> 00:20:12,879
"river otter."
542
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,015
- Do I have to run?
543
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:18,766
- No.
You almost killed the forest.
544
00:20:18,812 --> 00:20:20,645
We almost killed you.
You saved the forest.
545
00:20:20,649 --> 00:20:21,523
I'm not killing you.
546
00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:22,650
We have to figure out
547
00:20:22,696 --> 00:20:24,321
A better way to deal
with you idiots.
548
00:20:24,365 --> 00:20:26,324
- What a gift.
So I guess for now,
549
00:20:26,412 --> 00:20:28,454
Screw you and thanks.
550
00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:30,958
- You're welcome, party child.
551
00:20:41,903 --> 00:20:43,277
Asleep, sleeping.
552
00:20:43,365 --> 00:20:44,822
Asleep. Dead?
Asleep.
553
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,327
Dead asleep.
What do we have here?
554
00:20:47,415 --> 00:20:48,698
Don't mind if I do.
555
00:20:48,751 --> 00:20:51,460
Thank you,
my handsome man-horse.
556
00:20:51,548 --> 00:20:53,757
Hello, you stunning son
of a bitch.
557
00:20:53,845 --> 00:20:56,680
- I could say the same,
so I will. Hello.
558
00:20:56,768 --> 00:20:58,601
- What brings you
around these parts?
559
00:20:58,647 --> 00:21:01,013
- Why, you did, with the beans.
560
00:21:01,069 --> 00:21:02,610
Speaking of, may I?
561
00:21:02,698 --> 00:21:04,489
- You may and you must.
562
00:21:04,535 --> 00:21:06,618
Well, it looks
like my lucky morning.
563
00:21:06,707 --> 00:21:07,707
- Indeed.
564
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:09,500
To think I just gave up
on an orgy.
565
00:21:09,587 --> 00:21:11,212
- What?
Have you gone mad?
566
00:21:11,258 --> 00:21:12,882
We laugh.
567
00:21:12,970 --> 00:21:15,429
- Hopefully, that's not all
we do.
568
00:21:15,517 --> 00:21:17,267
- Speaking of, bean?
569
00:21:17,312 --> 00:21:18,770
- I'll take
whatever you're offering.
570
00:21:18,815 --> 00:21:20,440
- Don't tempt me.
- Why not?
571
00:21:20,485 --> 00:21:21,776
- He just did.
572
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:24,072
- Here I am.
- Prompt and perfect.
573
00:21:24,118 --> 00:21:24,992
Just how I like it.
574
00:21:25,037 --> 00:21:26,037
- Go tell base we've got
575
00:21:26,081 --> 00:21:28,540
A level-seven
cascading bean orgy.
576
00:21:28,628 --> 00:21:30,754
- Well, you gobbled that
right down.
577
00:21:30,841 --> 00:21:32,591
- Did you get any of that?
578
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,100
- Bento.
579
00:21:36,150 --> 00:21:40,700
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