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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:02,052 What do you know... He finally made it. 2 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:05,100 He was pretty far away when it happened. 3 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:09,402 - Europe or some place like that. - Tha�s his story. 4 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:12,108 We'd better go down and say hello. 5 00:01:12,282 --> 00:01:15,117 - Not me. - He is our father. 6 00:01:15,285 --> 00:01:18,488 I'll never say hello to him. Goodbye, maybe. 7 00:01:18,664 --> 00:01:21,036 Mother would have wanted us to. 8 00:01:21,208 --> 00:01:23,616 We don't have no mother. She's dead. 9 00:01:23,794 --> 00:01:27,662 - Shut up. You give me the creeps. - My mother is dead! 10 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:31,126 Le�s go down. We'll leave little Frankenstein here. 11 00:01:31,302 --> 00:01:33,876 - She is, too. - Shut up. 12 00:01:34,055 --> 00:01:35,799 Be quiet. 13 00:01:45,067 --> 00:01:49,397 I hate everybody. I hate everybody in the whole wide world. 14 00:02:53,308 --> 00:02:56,843 I bought it from a short fellow in Munich. 15 00:02:57,021 --> 00:02:58,895 Wait, Aunt Carolyn. 16 00:02:59,065 --> 00:03:01,104 Come on, jump. 17 00:03:01,275 --> 00:03:04,063 He is supposed to jump. Come on, jump. 18 00:03:04,237 --> 00:03:07,322 All right, Tom. Mother and I must be getting home. 19 00:03:07,490 --> 00:03:09,530 Many arrangements have to be made. 20 00:03:09,701 --> 00:03:13,534 - The children have enough toys. - I bought this one for me. 21 00:03:13,706 --> 00:03:18,701 Alice didn't bother to have the car insured before that terrible accident. 22 00:03:18,878 --> 00:03:20,918 She was as haphazard about that 23 00:03:21,089 --> 00:03:23,247 as she was about choosing her husband. 24 00:03:23,424 --> 00:03:27,008 Don't worry. I will take on the additional financial burden. 25 00:03:27,179 --> 00:03:29,421 If you don't mind, I prefer to worry. 26 00:03:29,598 --> 00:03:32,682 As long as you're in my house, you're going to have some manners. 27 00:03:32,851 --> 00:03:36,137 - Hello, Robert, old man. - I'm not an old man. 28 00:03:36,314 --> 00:03:40,062 He's getting there. Tha�s a darling thing. 29 00:03:42,737 --> 00:03:44,944 Is that how it works? 30 00:03:46,491 --> 00:03:48,531 You're from another planet. 31 00:03:48,702 --> 00:03:51,027 Thank you. I think tha�s a compliment. 32 00:03:51,205 --> 00:03:54,656 I was just about to do that. All you had to do was pull the switch... 33 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:59,295 The children seem to be happy with our side of the family. 34 00:03:59,464 --> 00:04:02,548 The divorce wasn't final, but we're both lawyers 35 00:04:02,717 --> 00:04:07,344 and there shouldn't be any difficulty making the custody permanent. 36 00:04:07,514 --> 00:04:11,512 - Carolyn, where is your husband? - John is out, Father. 37 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:17,142 When is he ever in? Both of my daughters made the wisest choices. 38 00:04:17,317 --> 00:04:21,362 Tom, Mother and I will take Elizabeth to live with us. 39 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:25,362 And Carolyn and her husband will take the boys. 40 00:04:25,534 --> 00:04:27,740 It will be wonderful for the boys. 41 00:04:27,911 --> 00:04:30,996 I'll move the guesthouse and put in a swimming-pool. 42 00:04:31,165 --> 00:04:33,656 They have been helping plan it. 43 00:04:34,961 --> 00:04:38,377 - Is that OK with you? - Sure. I�s a real blast here. 44 00:04:38,548 --> 00:04:41,668 We've got a tennis court, horses, the river, everything. 45 00:04:41,843 --> 00:04:46,055 I'll be living right down the road. I can come over any time. 46 00:04:46,849 --> 00:04:50,977 - How about you? - I don't care where I live. 47 00:04:51,145 --> 00:04:55,807 Well, it happens that I care. I don't want my kids parcelled out like cabbages. 48 00:04:55,984 --> 00:04:59,104 They don't parcel out cabbages, they are sold in carload lots. 49 00:04:59,279 --> 00:05:01,568 Since when are you interested in your children? 50 00:05:01,740 --> 00:05:05,738 How long were you and Alice separated? Three years? Four? 51 00:05:05,911 --> 00:05:08,996 When did you see your children? Occasionally on a weekend? 52 00:05:09,165 --> 00:05:11,039 You know my job with the government... 53 00:05:11,209 --> 00:05:13,996 Your job is more important than your children? 54 00:05:14,170 --> 00:05:18,667 You may sign the custody agreement in my office in the morning. 55 00:05:18,842 --> 00:05:22,757 Elizabeth, i�s getting late. All your things are in the car. 56 00:05:22,930 --> 00:05:25,468 We'd better go home now. 57 00:05:25,641 --> 00:05:28,346 OK, Gramps. See you in the morning. 58 00:05:28,519 --> 00:05:31,770 I'll come over lots of times. It will be all right. 59 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:36,934 - Bye bye, sweetie. - See you tomorrow, Aunt Carolyn. 60 00:05:37,112 --> 00:05:38,523 Goodbye. 61 00:05:38,697 --> 00:05:42,149 No, he is your father. Why don't you give him a kiss? 62 00:05:42,326 --> 00:05:44,568 - Sure. - No, wait. 63 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:48,494 Get your things from that Black Maria and put them in the jeep. 64 00:05:48,666 --> 00:05:50,706 And you two, get your clothes, 65 00:05:50,877 --> 00:05:53,083 you are coming to Washington with me. 66 00:05:53,254 --> 00:05:56,458 We'll stay with Aunt Carolyn. She's got horses and everything. 67 00:05:56,633 --> 00:05:59,504 - Can he do that? - You bet I can. 68 00:05:59,678 --> 00:06:03,094 You won't miss them. I'll send a carload of cabbages. 69 00:06:03,265 --> 00:06:06,350 Remember, you're still under my jurisdiction, the three of you. 70 00:06:06,519 --> 00:06:10,599 Get your things together. I'll wait for you outside. Carolyn, I... 71 00:06:15,529 --> 00:06:18,565 - What should we do? - What can we do? 72 00:06:18,741 --> 00:06:22,110 He's got the law on his side. We have to go with him. 73 00:06:22,286 --> 00:06:24,956 - He ain't gonna like it. - Nope. 74 00:06:29,002 --> 00:06:32,205 Tom... Where are you going to put the children? 75 00:06:32,380 --> 00:06:36,295 I still have my flat in Washington. I�s a little small, but... 76 00:06:36,468 --> 00:06:39,138 We don't have to get rid of the guesthouse, 77 00:06:39,305 --> 00:06:41,428 if you all wanted to stay here. 78 00:06:43,476 --> 00:06:47,011 How are you and John getting along these days? 79 00:06:47,188 --> 00:06:50,059 I�s one of those modern marriages. 80 00:06:50,233 --> 00:06:52,724 Electric blankets and everything. 81 00:06:53,028 --> 00:06:54,439 Sorry. 82 00:06:55,489 --> 00:06:57,529 Tha�s Rober�s harmonica. 83 00:06:57,700 --> 00:07:00,487 You'll get to know it well. I�s recent. 84 00:07:00,661 --> 00:07:04,873 David is becoming a problem too. He's been taking things. 85 00:07:05,041 --> 00:07:08,410 - What? - Elizabeth can't sleep nights. 86 00:07:08,587 --> 00:07:12,170 How will you learn how to be a father after all these years? 87 00:07:12,341 --> 00:07:16,042 I'll get a booklet from the Department of Agriculture. 88 00:07:16,220 --> 00:07:20,004 Congratulations, Mother Goose. I'm very proud of you. 89 00:07:20,182 --> 00:07:23,883 - Good luck, Tom. - Thank you, Carolyn. 90 00:07:52,217 --> 00:07:56,168 - Home, sweet home. - Oh, brother: Sing Sing! 91 00:07:56,347 --> 00:07:59,514 You said you only needed my jeep for a couple of hours. 92 00:07:59,684 --> 00:08:02,056 A few problems came up. 93 00:08:02,228 --> 00:08:07,056 Robert, Elizabeth and David, this is Captain Alan Wilson. 94 00:08:07,234 --> 00:08:10,568 - They are going to live with me. - In that rabbit hutch upstairs? 95 00:08:10,738 --> 00:08:13,822 Could you and your wife help me get a maid? 96 00:08:13,991 --> 00:08:16,031 A maid? In Washington? 97 00:08:16,202 --> 00:08:19,120 The only way you get help here is to elect them. 98 00:08:19,289 --> 00:08:22,989 You better get them inside, i�s starting to rain. 99 00:08:23,168 --> 00:08:26,454 Hope it clears up. I'll show them all of Washington tomorrow. 100 00:08:26,630 --> 00:08:29,417 You kids will have quite a holiday. 101 00:08:31,343 --> 00:08:35,424 Holiday? It will be more of a kidnapping. Come on. 102 00:08:57,330 --> 00:09:00,949 - Wha�s the matter? - I'm afraid. 103 00:09:01,126 --> 00:09:02,953 What are you afraid of? 104 00:09:03,128 --> 00:09:06,912 Listen to wha�s going on out there and I'm alone in that room. 105 00:09:07,091 --> 00:09:10,008 You're lucky. Look at us in this barracks. 106 00:09:10,177 --> 00:09:13,428 - But you're together. - Only in body. 107 00:09:13,598 --> 00:09:15,637 Come on, back to bed. 108 00:09:22,399 --> 00:09:24,439 Lie down. 109 00:09:27,321 --> 00:09:29,943 Come on, darling. 110 00:09:31,868 --> 00:09:36,530 Take it easy. Remember what I used to tell you? 111 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:39,577 Thunder is just two bodies of air coming together 112 00:09:39,751 --> 00:09:41,791 after an electrical disturbance. 113 00:09:41,962 --> 00:09:44,204 - Got it? - Got it. 114 00:09:47,802 --> 00:09:51,586 - But I'm still worried. - So am I. 115 00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:34,932 What in the blazes is that? 116 00:10:47,533 --> 00:10:49,657 Ain't that wonderful! 117 00:10:52,831 --> 00:10:54,871 Le�s enjoy the day. 118 00:10:55,042 --> 00:10:58,743 Tha�s the Washington Monument. Tha�s 555 feet high. 119 00:10:58,921 --> 00:11:01,590 I�s dedicated to the memory of George Washington. 120 00:11:01,757 --> 00:11:04,842 He died December 14th, 1799. 121 00:11:05,011 --> 00:11:07,549 Over there is the memorial to Thomas Jefferson, 122 00:11:07,722 --> 00:11:09,762 the third President of the United States. 123 00:11:09,933 --> 00:11:11,973 He died on July 4th... 124 00:11:12,144 --> 00:11:15,264 Tha�s one of the most striking examples of... 125 00:11:22,363 --> 00:11:25,115 Robert, you ought to pay attention. 126 00:11:25,283 --> 00:11:27,323 You're getting a sightseeing tour 127 00:11:27,494 --> 00:11:29,617 of one of the most beautiful cities in the world. 128 00:11:29,788 --> 00:11:33,489 Do you have to talk about dead people all the time? 129 00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:36,752 There's nothing in this whole city but dead people. 130 00:11:36,921 --> 00:11:39,079 I want to go back to Aunt Carolyn. 131 00:11:39,256 --> 00:11:41,296 All right, no more monuments. 132 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,793 Tonight we'll go to the Watergate Concert by the river. 133 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:47,885 This afternoon I'll take you to the National Muzeum. 134 00:11:48,058 --> 00:11:51,557 - Wha�s in a muzeum? - Dead people. 135 00:11:51,728 --> 00:11:54,813 - Come on. - Where are you going to drag us now? 136 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:57,853 - How about some ice-cream? - Good idea. 137 00:11:58,027 --> 00:12:01,977 Don't tell me I had a good idea, at last. 138 00:12:03,408 --> 00:12:05,614 Is my mother in a muzeum? 139 00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:10,372 - No. - Good. 140 00:13:04,599 --> 00:13:07,554 - I got that seat. - No, i�s mine! 141 00:13:10,773 --> 00:13:12,813 Cut it out. Come on. 142 00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:16,507 Give me that thing. 143 00:14:28,483 --> 00:14:32,397 Robert Winters. Your father is looking for you. 144 00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:34,610 Come to the parking area. 145 00:14:34,781 --> 00:14:40,902 Robert Winters. Come to the parking area immediately. 146 00:14:51,675 --> 00:14:53,667 What a delightful concert. 147 00:14:53,844 --> 00:14:57,544 You are so kind. Have you met my daughter? 148 00:14:57,723 --> 00:15:00,012 - How do you do? - Delighted. 149 00:15:00,184 --> 00:15:04,098 You must be having have the time of your life. All America at your feet. 150 00:15:04,272 --> 00:15:07,972 - At my father's feet. - I�s the same thing. 151 00:15:08,151 --> 00:15:12,481 - I'd like to talk to you, Signor Zaccardi. - By all means. Come here. 152 00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:27,706 I�s all settled. Your father has agreed. 153 00:15:27,881 --> 00:15:30,550 You'll all come to my place for a cosy supper. 154 00:15:30,717 --> 00:15:33,552 About 40 or 50 of the best people. 155 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:37,801 Will you excuse me? I've got a terrible headache. 156 00:15:37,975 --> 00:15:39,932 She hasn't been feeling well. 157 00:15:41,771 --> 00:15:44,309 - Cinzia. - Yes, I do not have a headache. 158 00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:47,982 Do you know who this woman is? The Boston Symphony. 159 00:15:48,153 --> 00:15:52,067 '"We'll have a cosy supper. 40 or 50 of the best people. '" 160 00:15:52,241 --> 00:15:54,280 I'm tired of the best people. 161 00:15:54,451 --> 00:15:56,989 I wish I could meet some of the worst people. 162 00:15:57,163 --> 00:16:00,746 Papa, one night. Let me have tonight alone. 163 00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:04,120 I don't want to leave America without having met an American. 164 00:16:04,295 --> 00:16:07,380 What do you do with a girl like this? I'm not a rich man. 165 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,589 Best schools in Switzerland for her. 166 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:13,343 Last month she climbs out of a window and runs away. 167 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:16,431 One night without talking about Stravinsky or Rossini 168 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,518 or you conducting La Scala at the age of 14. 169 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:24,515 I'm 22 and I haven't yet given my first performance for a man, any man. 170 00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:42,500 Go ahead. Have a daughter. See what happens. 171 00:16:43,546 --> 00:16:47,379 You will come to the supper with us. Do you understand? 172 00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:49,757 You haven't eaten all day. 173 00:16:49,928 --> 00:16:53,013 Without food, everything is discord. 174 00:16:53,182 --> 00:16:56,883 A starving orchestra I had tonight. 175 00:16:57,061 --> 00:17:00,976 Wash your face. Compose yourself. We will wait. 176 00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:05,520 Wait. 177 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:47,151 Is this your boat? 178 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:52,493 No. I will pay you... As soon as I get some money. 179 00:17:52,663 --> 00:17:55,748 You don't have to, i�s not my boat either. 180 00:17:56,793 --> 00:18:01,087 - Where are you going? - Over there. Where the music is. 181 00:18:02,466 --> 00:18:05,301 Good. Tha�s where I'm going too. 182 00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:26,069 Why don't you go home, little boy? I�s late. 183 00:18:40,716 --> 00:18:43,088 Ciao, ciao. Go home. 184 00:18:50,351 --> 00:18:52,558 Go home. 185 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:30,430 Hot pizza, here. We've got hot pizza here, 25 cents. 186 00:19:31,855 --> 00:19:34,476 We've got hot pizza here. 187 00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:38,019 My friend... Would you like me to show you 188 00:19:38,195 --> 00:19:42,573 how to eat that properly? So you don't waste any. 189 00:19:44,827 --> 00:19:46,737 You see? 190 00:20:05,308 --> 00:20:07,633 I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. 191 00:20:14,401 --> 00:20:17,272 Three rings for one dime. Step this way, folks. 192 00:20:17,446 --> 00:20:20,317 Everybody gets a winner. Look at those prizes. 193 00:20:20,491 --> 00:20:23,943 Fantastic prizes. Three rings for one dime. 194 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:27,655 Everybody wins here, folks. Three rings here. 195 00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:32,874 Look at the fantastic prizes. Come right here. 196 00:20:33,047 --> 00:20:36,795 Three rings for one dime. Fantastic prizes. 197 00:20:36,967 --> 00:20:40,088 Everybody has a winner. You muffed it, son. 198 00:20:40,263 --> 00:20:42,302 Everybody has got a winner here. 199 00:20:42,473 --> 00:20:44,762 My last dime. 200 00:20:44,934 --> 00:20:47,770 Everybody's got a winner, everybody. 201 00:20:47,938 --> 00:20:51,105 Except me, I never win anything. 202 00:20:51,275 --> 00:20:55,059 Your lucky dime, son. Everybody's got a winner. 203 00:20:55,237 --> 00:20:59,022 Three for one dime here, folks. Look at the fantastic prizes. 204 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,700 It can't go half way, i�s gotta go all the way down. 205 00:21:02,871 --> 00:21:05,623 You can take three. 206 00:21:05,791 --> 00:21:07,997 He won, he won! 207 00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:12,083 Your father, the Chief of Police, will be so happy. 208 00:21:12,256 --> 00:21:15,957 Congratulations, lady. Everybody wins here! 209 00:21:24,060 --> 00:21:25,804 Good night. Goodbye. 210 00:21:25,979 --> 00:21:28,731 Don't you want to hear me play the harmonica? 211 00:21:28,899 --> 00:21:30,939 Why don't you go home? I�s late. 212 00:21:31,110 --> 00:21:33,945 Go home to your mother. 213 00:21:58,390 --> 00:22:01,177 Would you like to dance? 214 00:22:10,069 --> 00:22:12,109 Would you like to dance? 215 00:23:46,632 --> 00:23:48,672 My friend. 216 00:24:23,047 --> 00:24:25,538 Are you sure? No sign of him yet? 217 00:24:25,717 --> 00:24:27,840 He's been murdered. 218 00:24:28,011 --> 00:24:31,926 Yes, he's about four feet. Oh, '"eyes'"? 219 00:24:32,766 --> 00:24:34,593 - Grey. - Blue. 220 00:24:34,768 --> 00:24:36,428 Blue. 221 00:24:36,604 --> 00:24:39,688 You can reach me at the Department of State. 222 00:24:39,857 --> 00:24:41,933 Legal Division. Thank you. 223 00:24:43,069 --> 00:24:46,485 - Robert, where have you been? - You've found him. 224 00:24:46,656 --> 00:24:49,741 - Are there any broken bones? - No, he's all right. 225 00:24:49,910 --> 00:24:52,781 - Let me have him. - She promised to put me to bed. 226 00:24:52,955 --> 00:24:56,739 - Her name is Cinzia, she's my friend. - Hello. 227 00:24:56,917 --> 00:25:01,046 I tried to find out your address, but he didn't wish to come home. 228 00:25:01,214 --> 00:25:03,420 You must have done something terrible to him. 229 00:25:03,591 --> 00:25:05,964 Yes, I took him to a concert. 230 00:25:06,136 --> 00:25:10,216 - Let her carry me. I like it. - The bedroom is over there. 231 00:25:10,390 --> 00:25:13,226 - Did you have fun? - It was a ball. 232 00:25:13,394 --> 00:25:16,929 If you try that again, you'll get a spanking you'll never forget. 233 00:25:17,106 --> 00:25:20,356 Yes, a spanking solves so many things. 234 00:25:20,526 --> 00:25:24,940 Or a slap in the face. I�s easier than understanding. 235 00:25:25,115 --> 00:25:28,199 Two points for her. Welcome to our side, Cinzia. 236 00:25:28,368 --> 00:25:33,078 Could you come back tomorrow and take care of us? 237 00:25:33,249 --> 00:25:35,918 We can't get a maid. I�s rough. 238 00:25:36,085 --> 00:25:39,704 I would like to very much, but I'm preoccupied. 239 00:25:39,881 --> 00:25:42,799 - That is the right word? - Yes, that will do. 240 00:25:42,968 --> 00:25:45,007 I'd like to thank you properly 241 00:25:45,178 --> 00:25:48,049 but may I have my family back for a few minutes first? 242 00:25:48,223 --> 00:25:50,928 Can you wait for me in the other room? 243 00:25:51,101 --> 00:25:54,387 - Arrivederci, Roberto. - Roberto is me, i�s Italian. 244 00:25:54,564 --> 00:25:57,055 - Really? - Good night. 245 00:25:57,233 --> 00:25:59,392 Good night. Thank you for the dance. 246 00:25:59,569 --> 00:26:01,229 Any time. 247 00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:06,739 Here are your pyjamas. 248 00:26:06,910 --> 00:26:09,580 We'd better let Robert sleep in the bed 249 00:26:09,747 --> 00:26:12,618 since he's been out on the town all night. 250 00:26:13,709 --> 00:26:17,292 I won it fair and square, ask my friend. 251 00:26:18,339 --> 00:26:20,795 You're not on trial. 252 00:26:20,967 --> 00:26:24,052 - Daddy... - Take off your pants. 253 00:26:24,930 --> 00:26:27,801 - What were you saying? - Make her be our maid. 254 00:26:27,975 --> 00:26:30,893 Offer her a lot of money. It would be fun. 255 00:26:31,062 --> 00:26:35,190 - We'll talk about it tomorrow. - Tha�s the last we'll hear of that. 256 00:26:35,358 --> 00:26:40,270 I hire the help around here. I can't take any girl you find on the street. 257 00:26:40,447 --> 00:26:44,860 - You don't like her because I like her. - Tha�s ridiculous. 258 00:26:45,035 --> 00:26:47,361 You keep us here in this city 259 00:26:47,538 --> 00:26:51,702 and don't let us go back to Aunt Carolyn because we like her, too. 260 00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:54,961 - That isn't the reason. - Well, what is? 261 00:26:57,132 --> 00:26:59,171 Go to sleep. 262 00:26:59,342 --> 00:27:02,213 You don't like us. You don't like us at all. 263 00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:05,508 Well, I don't like you. I don't like anybody. 264 00:27:05,683 --> 00:27:08,470 I don't like this old harmonica any more. 265 00:27:08,644 --> 00:27:11,681 I wish it hit you and killed you dead. 266 00:27:11,856 --> 00:27:15,308 Don't you care, Robert. I like you. 267 00:27:25,955 --> 00:27:28,826 Thank you so much. I'm sincerely grateful. 268 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,163 Here. 269 00:27:31,211 --> 00:27:33,250 All right, here's five more. 270 00:27:33,421 --> 00:27:38,167 - Apparently, gratitude has gone up. - But I don't want this money. 271 00:27:38,343 --> 00:27:41,048 Would you mind answering me a personal question? 272 00:27:41,221 --> 00:27:43,261 How long is it since you had a bath? 273 00:27:43,432 --> 00:27:45,674 - Cosa? - A bath. 274 00:27:45,852 --> 00:27:50,313 You look as if you need a good scrubbing. How long has it been? 275 00:27:50,482 --> 00:27:53,483 Well... I don't remember. 276 00:27:53,652 --> 00:27:56,143 A bottle of Chianti, a loaf of bread. 277 00:27:56,321 --> 00:28:00,106 A corner in which to sleep. I�s not a bad life, is it? 278 00:28:00,451 --> 00:28:03,535 How would you like a job as a maid to the children? 279 00:28:03,704 --> 00:28:06,659 For $100 a month to start? 280 00:28:06,833 --> 00:28:11,246 Tha�s nonsense. Thank you again and good night. 281 00:28:11,421 --> 00:28:13,081 Good night. 282 00:28:13,256 --> 00:28:16,875 Be nice to Roberto. Please don't spank him. 283 00:28:17,052 --> 00:28:19,923 I'll handle my own family. I've done all right so far. 284 00:28:20,097 --> 00:28:22,933 - Why did he run away? - Must there be a reason? 285 00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:26,801 - Always. Where is their mother? - What? 286 00:28:26,980 --> 00:28:30,064 - Their mother. - You are looking at her. 287 00:28:30,233 --> 00:28:33,816 - I'm a little new at the job. - I'm sorry. 288 00:28:33,987 --> 00:28:37,273 Roberto tells me he is very unhappy. 289 00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:40,534 Sounds as if Roberto and you had quite an evening. 290 00:28:40,703 --> 00:28:44,831 He doesn't like the hot city. He wants to be near the river. 291 00:28:44,999 --> 00:28:47,870 Why do you let him stay here in this tiny box? 292 00:28:48,044 --> 00:28:51,330 You must have had a lot of experience raising children. 293 00:28:51,506 --> 00:28:55,635 I have no experience. But I know when a little child is unhappy. 294 00:28:55,803 --> 00:28:59,468 And how I know when a father is unreasonable! 295 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:03,306 Try to be a parent, not a policeman. 296 00:29:04,145 --> 00:29:06,471 I don't know what you know about parents, 297 00:29:06,648 --> 00:29:10,728 but I imagine you had a wide acquaintance amongst policemen. 298 00:29:11,862 --> 00:29:15,777 I'll call one if you keep that up. I gave you some money, 299 00:29:15,950 --> 00:29:18,441 get yourself a room for tonight. 300 00:29:23,082 --> 00:29:26,618 Do you like this? This picture? 301 00:29:26,795 --> 00:29:29,666 Of course. Tha�s why I have it. 302 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,924 - I�s a C�zanne. - I know. Paul C�zanne. 303 00:29:33,093 --> 00:29:35,798 You cut it down to fit the frame, right? 304 00:29:36,722 --> 00:29:40,555 How sad for you. I�s only a print. 305 00:29:40,727 --> 00:29:43,811 Buy a real one. Ciao. 306 00:29:51,322 --> 00:29:53,647 Two o'clock in the morning. 307 00:29:53,824 --> 00:29:57,443 You've found a man, am I right? 308 00:29:57,620 --> 00:30:01,488 Yes, I've found a man. He's seven years old. 309 00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:03,825 In America tha�s old enough. 310 00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:07,252 Get some rest. We leave in the morning for Chicago, 311 00:30:07,422 --> 00:30:09,878 where I won't let you out of my sight. 312 00:30:10,050 --> 00:30:12,624 Only two days in this country. 313 00:30:12,803 --> 00:30:18,427 You will come with us to Chicago, Boston, San Francisco. 314 00:30:18,601 --> 00:30:22,136 Then we come back to Washington. Come. 315 00:30:22,314 --> 00:30:25,765 What can you do in this awful city by yourself? 316 00:30:25,943 --> 00:30:28,730 A girl, all alone. No money. 317 00:30:28,904 --> 00:30:31,775 Not a penny will I give you. You will starve. 318 00:30:31,949 --> 00:30:35,283 - Perhaps I will get a job. - A job? 319 00:30:35,453 --> 00:30:38,869 I have given you the finest education in all of Europe. 320 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,080 You do not know how to do anything. 321 00:30:41,251 --> 00:30:44,336 Then perhaps I will run for the Congress. 322 00:30:56,935 --> 00:30:59,556 Hello? Who? 323 00:31:01,356 --> 00:31:03,148 Tom. 324 00:31:03,776 --> 00:31:05,234 The what? 325 00:31:05,819 --> 00:31:07,528 The guesthouse? 326 00:31:07,696 --> 00:31:11,944 Yes, they started moving it to the new lot today. Why? 327 00:31:13,202 --> 00:31:16,903 Don't be silly, I won't sell it to you. You can have it. 328 00:31:17,541 --> 00:31:20,246 If you insist... A thousand. 329 00:31:20,419 --> 00:31:23,503 You drive a hard bargain. 330 00:31:23,672 --> 00:31:28,251 Who finally convinced you the city was no place for children? 331 00:31:28,427 --> 00:31:30,254 It was my own idea. 332 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:34,344 Why did you wait until they were asleep to call me? 333 00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:39,640 Dear Carolyn, you are all-knowing, all-seeing and shut up. 334 00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:43,599 It will be in the new foundation first thing in the morning. 335 00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:45,770 Good night. 336 00:32:05,676 --> 00:32:10,006 - I don't want to go. - Who wanted to live in the country? 337 00:32:10,181 --> 00:32:12,933 I have to spend the whole summer commuting. 338 00:32:13,101 --> 00:32:17,847 I've been on a used-car lot all morning, picking out a reasonably priced car. 339 00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:20,977 - Where's my friend Cinzia? - I tried to hire her. 340 00:32:21,152 --> 00:32:23,939 - I offered her a lot of money. - You don't like her. 341 00:32:24,113 --> 00:32:27,363 I'd have given her my right arm if she'd taken the job. 342 00:32:27,533 --> 00:32:31,448 - I've got a nosebleed. - If she's not coming, I'm not going! 343 00:32:31,621 --> 00:32:34,955 - The cops are ticketing your car. - And the building's on fire. 344 00:32:38,087 --> 00:32:41,088 - Hello. - Well, hello. 345 00:32:46,346 --> 00:32:49,881 I knew you would come back. You are going to be our maid. 346 00:32:50,058 --> 00:32:53,143 - Wait a minute. - If you still want me, yes. 347 00:32:53,312 --> 00:32:56,266 He was going to give his right arm, weren't you? 348 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,480 You told me you didn't want the job. 349 00:32:58,651 --> 00:33:01,937 It doesn't look as if she needs one. Where did you get those clothes? 350 00:33:02,113 --> 00:33:04,485 - My father. - You can help me pack. 351 00:33:04,657 --> 00:33:09,201 I don't know anything about you. You are from Italy, aren't you? 352 00:33:09,371 --> 00:33:12,242 - S�. - That means '"yes'". 353 00:33:12,416 --> 00:33:17,162 - Are you a G.I. Bride or something? - Yes, almost. 354 00:33:17,338 --> 00:33:20,209 - Almost? What does that mean? - I arrived. 355 00:33:20,383 --> 00:33:24,844 He didn't marry me. So I must work. 356 00:33:25,013 --> 00:33:28,845 Tha�s a sad story. But I don't think this is the job for you. 357 00:33:29,017 --> 00:33:33,430 - Besides, we're going to the country. - I adore the country. 358 00:33:33,605 --> 00:33:36,144 - Wha�s wrong? - Nosebleed. 359 00:33:36,317 --> 00:33:39,520 - Get me a damp cloth and hurry. - That settles it. She stays. 360 00:33:39,695 --> 00:33:43,694 She can't stay with us. That guesthouse is too small. 361 00:33:43,867 --> 00:33:47,568 Try to look at it from my viewpoint. Perhaps you'd better not. 362 00:33:47,746 --> 00:33:50,783 - How are you? - Tha�s fine. I�s stopped. 363 00:33:50,958 --> 00:33:54,576 - I was just about to do that. - We'll go and wash your face. 364 00:33:54,754 --> 00:33:56,877 Come on, David, we'll help. 365 00:33:57,590 --> 00:33:59,630 You wouldn't believe it. 366 00:34:02,554 --> 00:34:04,297 Hello, Alan. 367 00:34:04,472 --> 00:34:07,142 Any luck trying to sublet this apartment? 368 00:34:07,309 --> 00:34:11,354 We lined up a few prospects, but they say the rent is too high. 369 00:34:11,522 --> 00:34:16,149 - OK, I'll knock off $25 a month. - The wife and I will take it. 370 00:34:16,319 --> 00:34:18,525 I can't tell you what a help you are. 371 00:34:18,696 --> 00:34:21,781 Le�s get the luggage out. I'm so sorry. 372 00:34:21,950 --> 00:34:25,485 We've taken a vote and i�s unanimous. Cinzia stays. 373 00:34:25,662 --> 00:34:28,533 You can vote too, but you'll lose. Three to one. 374 00:34:28,707 --> 00:34:31,661 - We've figured it out. - Thank you. 375 00:34:31,836 --> 00:34:34,706 - Who's she? - Apparently she's the maid. 376 00:34:34,881 --> 00:34:38,795 - Three to one. - Upstairs or downstairs maid? 377 00:34:38,968 --> 00:34:41,008 What difference does that make? 378 00:34:41,179 --> 00:34:43,849 I don't want you wearing yourself out. 379 00:34:44,016 --> 00:34:48,642 - Alan, I'm getting her for my children. - Adopt me. 380 00:35:07,917 --> 00:35:10,289 Well, we're almost at our new house. 381 00:35:25,853 --> 00:35:28,724 I think i�s going to be wonderful. Don't you? 382 00:35:41,870 --> 00:35:44,658 Just put down a new foundation this morning. 383 00:35:44,832 --> 00:35:48,581 You remember the guesthouse, colonial style, green shutters. 384 00:35:50,546 --> 00:35:53,548 Isn't that the house we're trying to pass? 385 00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:54,748 What? 386 00:35:54,926 --> 00:36:00,052 - Isn't that the house we're trying to pass? - I�s supposed to be on the lot. 387 00:36:01,767 --> 00:36:05,017 Should I knock on the door and ask what happened? 388 00:36:05,187 --> 00:36:06,730 Hold it! 389 00:36:10,652 --> 00:36:12,443 Wait! 390 00:36:13,613 --> 00:36:15,238 Stay there. 391 00:36:15,824 --> 00:36:19,027 This house should have been set up this morning. 392 00:36:19,203 --> 00:36:22,157 Are you Mr Winters? I'm Angelo. How do you do? 393 00:36:22,331 --> 00:36:25,534 - About this house... - I could throw the bull all day... 394 00:36:25,710 --> 00:36:28,794 But I'm straight from the shoulder. Do you appreciate that kind of talk? 395 00:36:28,963 --> 00:36:32,130 - From the bottom of my heart. - I got drunk. 396 00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:34,626 I've three children on my hands. What am I to do? 397 00:36:34,803 --> 00:36:37,092 What a party. You should have been there. 398 00:36:37,264 --> 00:36:40,016 If this house is not up by nightfall, 399 00:36:40,184 --> 00:36:42,390 I'll sue you for every penny you have. 400 00:36:42,561 --> 00:36:45,135 Two of them were redheads. 401 00:36:45,314 --> 00:36:48,066 I feel a little unbalanced myself. 402 00:36:48,234 --> 00:36:49,777 If this is the usual way... 403 00:36:55,075 --> 00:36:58,361 Now look what you've done. You can't even drive. 404 00:36:58,537 --> 00:37:01,408 You've smashed in the whole side of the car. 405 00:37:01,582 --> 00:37:05,876 - Where are you going? - Welcome to historic Virginia. My card. 406 00:37:06,045 --> 00:37:10,090 If you ever want anything moved, call on Angelo. 407 00:37:15,806 --> 00:37:20,599 Angelo, I hear a train coming. The house is on the tracks. 408 00:37:21,229 --> 00:37:23,305 Angelo, the house! 409 00:37:23,731 --> 00:37:26,686 Cinzia, can't you hear the train coming? 410 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,237 How can a man be that stupid? 411 00:37:31,406 --> 00:37:34,823 - Dad, there's a train coming. - How nice. 412 00:37:34,994 --> 00:37:38,577 Look at that oil. I bet the transmission is damaged. 413 00:37:38,748 --> 00:37:42,247 - Dad, the train. - You go and watch it. 414 00:37:42,418 --> 00:37:44,791 The crankcase is probably cracked too. 415 00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:51,677 - Dad, look. The train. - All right. Go and wave at the engineer. 416 00:38:03,066 --> 00:38:05,474 Why didn't you tell me the train was coming? 417 00:38:05,652 --> 00:38:08,439 Choke it! Is the ignition on? 418 00:38:08,613 --> 00:38:11,449 Is your foot on the clutch? 419 00:38:14,370 --> 00:38:17,288 I've started lots of cars. 420 00:38:36,978 --> 00:38:39,813 Which was my room? 421 00:38:47,322 --> 00:38:49,814 You'll love it. Wait till you see it. 422 00:38:49,992 --> 00:38:52,863 I�s secluded. I only use it on weekends. 423 00:38:53,037 --> 00:38:55,326 We can stay there until the car is fixed. 424 00:38:55,498 --> 00:38:57,704 Here we are. 425 00:38:58,459 --> 00:39:01,829 - Where? - The river. 426 00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:09,926 Did you ever see anything so beautiful? 427 00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:12,588 Never. Are you out of your mind? 428 00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:16,812 Try it for one night. You better, I think i�s going to rain. 429 00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:19,269 If you like it, I'll make you a good deal. 430 00:39:19,441 --> 00:39:21,564 I figure I owe it to you. 431 00:39:21,735 --> 00:39:24,819 Perhaps there is a nice, comfortable hotel. 432 00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:29,117 If you're willing to pay for putting up a nice comfortable family of five. 433 00:39:29,285 --> 00:39:32,654 Or you could sell an old C�zanne you may have hanging around. 434 00:39:32,830 --> 00:39:35,785 Let me show it to you. What can you lose? 435 00:39:37,127 --> 00:39:40,911 - I�s the best location around. - I think tha�s poison ivy. 436 00:39:41,089 --> 00:39:45,668 Down there is my old man's grocery store, and across the river is the country club. 437 00:39:45,844 --> 00:39:49,344 There's a better class of people at the grocery store, but tha�s up to you. 438 00:39:49,515 --> 00:39:52,137 I'm not going across that shaky thing. 439 00:39:52,310 --> 00:39:55,394 I�s as solid as the Rock of Gibraltar. 440 00:39:55,563 --> 00:39:58,933 I�s not so bad after closing your eyes. 441 00:39:59,109 --> 00:40:01,149 Roberto, don't you dare! 442 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,858 Come on, what are you worried about? 443 00:40:04,782 --> 00:40:07,487 - Come on. - Don't be afraid. 444 00:40:07,660 --> 00:40:12,702 - I�s as solid as the Rock of Gibraltar. - Come on. Hurry up. 445 00:40:21,759 --> 00:40:24,131 Perhaps there is a nice, comfortable hotel. 446 00:40:29,809 --> 00:40:31,849 This place has everything. 447 00:40:32,020 --> 00:40:35,140 I�s got a generator and batteries for electricity. 448 00:40:35,315 --> 00:40:38,400 You've got a gas-stove for cooking. An ice-box. 449 00:40:38,569 --> 00:40:42,697 A linoleum cupboard sink. You'll love it here, i�s a palace. 450 00:40:42,865 --> 00:40:46,032 There isn't another place like this around. 451 00:40:46,202 --> 00:40:49,073 - Tha�s a neat knife. - What are you doing? 452 00:40:49,247 --> 00:40:51,703 - I�s neater this way. - Like a palace. 453 00:40:51,875 --> 00:40:54,746 Shall I show you where the water is coming in? 454 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,874 Let me show you how beautiful it is outside. 455 00:40:58,048 --> 00:41:00,421 I'm just trying to show you the place. 456 00:41:00,593 --> 00:41:02,669 You have three bedrooms down here, 457 00:41:02,845 --> 00:41:06,131 the master bedroom is upstairs and here comes the... 458 00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:10,434 - Watch that beam. - Thank you, I will. 459 00:41:10,603 --> 00:41:13,474 Le�s go outside. I want to show you around. 460 00:41:16,193 --> 00:41:20,986 We've got a freshwater tank on the top deck for showers... everything. 461 00:41:21,157 --> 00:41:23,482 There's real live spiders up here. 462 00:41:23,659 --> 00:41:26,779 Save them, we may need them for dinner. 463 00:41:28,665 --> 00:41:33,161 Mrs McGillicuddy, the lady who owns the farmhouse around the bend, 464 00:41:33,337 --> 00:41:35,744 she supplies the water from her well. 465 00:41:35,923 --> 00:41:39,007 - What did you say her name was? - Mrs McGillicuddy. 466 00:41:39,176 --> 00:41:41,465 We have an arrangement. 467 00:41:43,222 --> 00:41:45,215 I blow the horn... 468 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:49,728 She turns on the tap, right away, running water. 469 00:41:52,149 --> 00:41:55,399 She's a little hard-of-hearing. 470 00:41:57,029 --> 00:42:01,276 We can stay at Aunt Carolyn's tonight and go back to the city tomorrow. 471 00:42:01,451 --> 00:42:03,527 I have sublet the apartment. 472 00:42:03,703 --> 00:42:08,081 I doubt if there's another vacant apartment in the whole of Washington DC. 473 00:42:08,250 --> 00:42:11,120 Then we'll just stay at Aunt Carolyn's forever. 474 00:42:11,295 --> 00:42:13,334 How about it? 475 00:42:14,381 --> 00:42:17,133 Angelo, we are going to stay here for the night. 476 00:42:18,678 --> 00:42:21,928 It can be fixed up. I�s a wonderful place for kids. 477 00:42:22,098 --> 00:42:24,138 And not so bad for spiders. 478 00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:27,180 I'll go fix the gangplank and bring your stuff in. 479 00:42:27,354 --> 00:42:29,679 Keep your motor running, I'll be around. 480 00:42:29,857 --> 00:42:33,641 - What does he mean? - Le�s get off this junk heap. 481 00:42:33,819 --> 00:42:35,859 After Cinzia does a little cleaning 482 00:42:36,030 --> 00:42:38,865 and polishing it might be quite comfortable. 483 00:42:39,033 --> 00:42:41,703 Who, I? It will take years. 484 00:42:41,870 --> 00:42:45,702 - I bet the roof leaks. - Le�s make the best of things. 485 00:42:45,874 --> 00:42:49,041 Le�s play a game while we wait for Angelo. 486 00:42:49,211 --> 00:42:52,378 - I don't know any game. - We used to play a game. 487 00:42:52,548 --> 00:42:55,039 '"Who sir, me sir? '" Sure you remember that. 488 00:42:55,217 --> 00:42:58,088 - What was I? - You were Red cap. 489 00:42:58,262 --> 00:43:03,423 He was Black cap. You were Gold cap. Le�s play. 490 00:43:03,602 --> 00:43:06,354 - Black cap! - Who sir, me sir? 491 00:43:06,521 --> 00:43:08,847 - Who then sir, say Boxer. - Boxer. 492 00:43:09,024 --> 00:43:11,017 Who sir, me sir? 493 00:43:16,991 --> 00:43:19,909 Thank you, Mrs McGillicuddy. 494 00:43:51,946 --> 00:43:54,271 Did you fix the generator? 495 00:43:54,949 --> 00:43:57,820 There's nothing wrong with kerosene lamps. 496 00:43:57,994 --> 00:44:00,283 They are rather quaint. 497 00:44:00,455 --> 00:44:04,868 - You can't see so good with them. - Of course you can. 498 00:44:05,044 --> 00:44:07,961 - I warned you. - You should be in bed. 499 00:44:09,632 --> 00:44:12,503 Come and see what Cinzia invented for us. 500 00:44:12,677 --> 00:44:17,256 When the fish comes, the bell rings and announces his arrival. 501 00:44:17,432 --> 00:44:18,808 Very nice. 502 00:44:18,975 --> 00:44:21,846 Do you think if you'll attach one end to a dust rag, 503 00:44:22,020 --> 00:44:25,721 the fish might dust for you? You hardly got started tonight. 504 00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:30,895 They gave Hercules much more time to clean Augean stables. 505 00:44:31,072 --> 00:44:33,112 Every employer is different. 506 00:44:33,283 --> 00:44:36,367 Get to bed and get started early in the morning. 507 00:44:36,536 --> 00:44:38,743 Here's the knife, David. 508 00:44:40,916 --> 00:44:42,956 Where did you get that knife? 509 00:44:43,127 --> 00:44:45,369 It was on the ground, near the truck. 510 00:44:45,546 --> 00:44:49,247 That fellow who drove it must have dropped it. 511 00:44:51,094 --> 00:44:53,133 Why didn't you tell him? 512 00:44:53,305 --> 00:44:55,428 I needed a knife. 513 00:44:56,141 --> 00:44:58,430 I beg your pardon. 514 00:44:59,895 --> 00:45:02,184 It wasn't on the ground, was it? 515 00:45:03,107 --> 00:45:07,057 - Give it to me. - I didn't steal it, I swear on the Bible. 516 00:45:07,236 --> 00:45:09,276 I'm really ashamed of you. 517 00:45:09,447 --> 00:45:12,401 I know. I can't start a car either. 518 00:45:17,414 --> 00:45:20,581 You go to sleep. I'll wake you if a fish comes. 519 00:45:20,751 --> 00:45:23,836 You won't need to. I won't be asleep. 520 00:45:24,005 --> 00:45:26,294 - Then you wake me. - Sure. 521 00:45:28,843 --> 00:45:32,010 - Are you all right? - Fine. 522 00:45:51,827 --> 00:45:55,659 I've read this communiqu�. 523 00:45:55,831 --> 00:45:57,990 I�s your schedule. Quite simple. 524 00:45:58,167 --> 00:46:02,379 7:15 am, wake the children. 7:25 am clean sink, pantry and ice-box. 525 00:46:02,547 --> 00:46:06,461 7:45 am, prepare breakfast. Wha�s wrong about that? 526 00:46:06,634 --> 00:46:09,386 I�s no use. I'm leaving in the morning. 527 00:46:09,554 --> 00:46:11,677 Will you explain to the children, please? 528 00:46:11,848 --> 00:46:16,760 Explain? There's no way I can explain. 529 00:46:16,937 --> 00:46:20,354 They will be certain I've thrown you out. 530 00:46:20,525 --> 00:46:24,309 I cannot stay. I simply cannot stay here. 531 00:46:26,489 --> 00:46:28,815 I'm sorry. Would you like some, too? 532 00:46:28,992 --> 00:46:32,361 Yes, I would like some. Especially if it will help break down 533 00:46:32,538 --> 00:46:35,907 the social barriers between capital and labour. 534 00:46:36,083 --> 00:46:39,168 In this case, I'm not sure who is who. 535 00:46:41,297 --> 00:46:45,426 You're hardly my idea of the faithful family retainer, 536 00:46:45,594 --> 00:46:49,093 but you've got to stay. They want you. 537 00:46:49,765 --> 00:46:51,888 I've lost touch. 538 00:46:54,061 --> 00:46:57,146 I�s too bad. We used to be such friends. 539 00:46:58,608 --> 00:47:00,150 Never mind. 540 00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:02,358 It will probably take an act of Congress 541 00:47:02,529 --> 00:47:04,605 to get me back into this family. 542 00:47:04,781 --> 00:47:07,782 They do like you. You will see. 543 00:47:08,327 --> 00:47:11,079 I was never cut out for it. 544 00:47:11,246 --> 00:47:14,367 I'm one of the undomesticated animals. 545 00:47:17,128 --> 00:47:19,168 But when they lost their mother, 546 00:47:19,339 --> 00:47:23,467 I thought it might be best to come home and try to make it up to them. 547 00:47:23,635 --> 00:47:26,885 It never occurred to me they wouldn't want to have me around. 548 00:47:27,055 --> 00:47:28,965 Isn't that curious? 549 00:47:29,141 --> 00:47:33,139 Every other place I go, grown-ups seem to want me. 550 00:47:33,312 --> 00:47:37,939 In certain circles I'm considered quite charming and debonair. 551 00:47:38,109 --> 00:47:42,238 But children can look through me as if there were nothing there. 552 00:47:43,573 --> 00:47:45,650 Well, maybe there isn't. 553 00:47:45,826 --> 00:47:49,954 Maybe their mother found that out a long time ago. 554 00:47:54,585 --> 00:47:58,204 They say the fishing is good after a thunderstorm. 555 00:47:58,381 --> 00:48:00,670 - Good night. - Good night. 556 00:48:00,842 --> 00:48:04,093 7:15, I'll wake the children. 557 00:48:04,263 --> 00:48:07,180 Thank you. Thank you very much. 558 00:48:08,476 --> 00:48:11,097 - Ciao. - Ciao. 559 00:48:42,346 --> 00:48:46,391 Cinzia, I'm afraid, I'm afraid. 560 00:48:46,559 --> 00:48:49,762 - So am I. - Don't you like thunder either? 561 00:48:49,937 --> 00:48:53,852 No, I'm frightened every time. 562 00:48:55,402 --> 00:48:57,893 In the war, it was like this every night. 563 00:48:58,071 --> 00:49:00,029 I wouldn't like war. 564 00:49:00,199 --> 00:49:03,899 When I was a child, I thought I would. But not now. 565 00:49:05,037 --> 00:49:07,077 My mother, on such a night... 566 00:49:07,248 --> 00:49:10,166 Our big house... gone. 567 00:49:12,170 --> 00:49:15,670 So you see, where I live, everybody is frightened of the thunder. 568 00:49:15,841 --> 00:49:18,379 If my father lived there, he'd tell them 569 00:49:18,552 --> 00:49:21,755 it was just two pieces of air coming together. 570 00:49:21,931 --> 00:49:24,504 I'm so sick of those two pieces of air. 571 00:49:26,894 --> 00:49:29,979 When I was a little girl, my father would say, 572 00:49:30,148 --> 00:49:34,193 '"Cinzia, pazzerella. " Foolish. 573 00:49:34,361 --> 00:49:37,564 They are no help, fathers. 574 00:49:37,739 --> 00:49:40,610 - Listen, can I get into bed with you? - Yes. 575 00:49:42,995 --> 00:49:46,828 Wait a minute, why not in bed with your father? 576 00:49:48,001 --> 00:49:51,666 He wouldn't want me, he would say I was... 577 00:49:51,838 --> 00:49:53,878 - Pazzerella? - Yes. 578 00:49:54,049 --> 00:49:56,208 He doesn't like me to be a baby. 579 00:49:56,385 --> 00:50:00,299 Elizabeth, did you ever think that your father is afraid too? 580 00:50:00,473 --> 00:50:04,720 - Him? - He doesn't want anyone to know. 581 00:50:05,812 --> 00:50:09,940 Sometimes it is very difficult to be a grown-up. 582 00:50:10,108 --> 00:50:13,394 Why don't you go upstairs to him? I�s a terrible night. 583 00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:18,359 Well, I've got to get in bed with somebody. 584 00:50:20,286 --> 00:50:23,738 Why don't you come too? He's got a big bed. 585 00:50:23,915 --> 00:50:26,323 I don't think i�s big enough. 586 00:51:51,135 --> 00:51:54,753 SCHEDULE 7:15 AM, WAKE CHILDREN... 587 00:52:10,948 --> 00:52:14,115 - You'll wake her. - Tha�s what I intend to do. 588 00:52:14,285 --> 00:52:18,746 - I have to be at the office in 45 minutes. - Can't you shake her a little? 589 00:52:23,754 --> 00:52:26,708 - You shake her. - Are you scared? 590 00:52:26,882 --> 00:52:29,041 - Yes, I'm scared. - Chicken. 591 00:52:29,218 --> 00:52:31,258 Cinzia, wake up. 592 00:52:35,517 --> 00:52:40,345 - Buongiorno, Roberto. - Buongiorno. I'm not alone. 593 00:52:47,571 --> 00:52:51,486 The children are supposed to be dressed and breakfast on the table. 594 00:52:51,659 --> 00:52:55,159 The kids want oatmeal, and I like scrambled eggs and bacon. 595 00:52:55,330 --> 00:53:00,621 The eggs dry, the bacon crisp. Toast and coffee. 596 00:53:00,794 --> 00:53:03,831 There is one thing you ought to know. 597 00:53:04,006 --> 00:53:07,126 One little thing. I do not cook. 598 00:53:09,095 --> 00:53:11,384 - You do not cook? - No. 599 00:53:11,556 --> 00:53:15,055 - Why didn't you tell me that? - You never asked. 600 00:53:15,226 --> 00:53:18,311 - You can scramble an egg, can't you? - Yes. 601 00:53:18,855 --> 00:53:21,429 What do you mean, '"scramble'"? 602 00:53:23,152 --> 00:53:26,023 Just take the kids down to the village for their breakfast. 603 00:53:26,197 --> 00:53:30,111 I'll have just some coffee. You can make coffee, I hope? 604 00:53:30,285 --> 00:53:34,199 Not American coffee. Do you have an espresso-maker? 605 00:53:34,789 --> 00:53:36,829 Never mind. 606 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:40,370 I can do without food and I can do without coffee. 607 00:53:40,546 --> 00:53:43,417 - You eat too much anyway. - Thank you. 608 00:53:43,591 --> 00:53:45,630 Go back to sleep. 609 00:53:52,517 --> 00:53:54,973 - Daddy, wait! - What? 610 00:53:55,896 --> 00:53:59,016 - I've made American coffee. - I read her the label. 611 00:53:59,191 --> 00:54:01,433 - What? - I read her the label. 612 00:54:01,610 --> 00:54:06,107 I don't see how you could. I�s still here in the coffee. 613 00:54:06,282 --> 00:54:08,275 You don't like it? 614 00:54:08,451 --> 00:54:10,777 She burned her hand twice. 615 00:54:10,954 --> 00:54:13,908 - I�s wonderful. - Then why don't you drink it? 616 00:54:14,082 --> 00:54:17,701 You don't want to hurt her feelings, do you? 617 00:54:17,878 --> 00:54:20,250 - Good, isn't it? - Holy... 618 00:54:21,048 --> 00:54:22,044 Delicious. 619 00:54:22,216 --> 00:54:25,301 I don't see how you Americans can stomach this. 620 00:54:25,470 --> 00:54:29,550 We're a young country. I doubt if we'll grow much older. 621 00:54:29,724 --> 00:54:32,429 - Goodbye. - Bye, Daddy. 622 00:54:35,647 --> 00:54:37,605 What brought that on? 623 00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:40,183 - What? - You kissing me goodbye? 624 00:54:40,361 --> 00:54:45,273 - Don't I always? - How foolish of me not to have noticed. 625 00:54:46,868 --> 00:54:48,660 Take it easy. 626 00:54:51,164 --> 00:54:55,578 Pretty good repair-job on the car. Listen to that motor. 627 00:54:55,753 --> 00:54:57,792 Did you make up your mind about the boat? 628 00:54:57,963 --> 00:55:00,087 Do you want to rent, buy, make a deal? 629 00:55:00,258 --> 00:55:02,749 I�s a leaky, broken-down derelict, 630 00:55:02,927 --> 00:55:06,676 that will probably sink and dump us all in the river. 631 00:55:06,848 --> 00:55:09,719 But I wouldn't think of living in any other place. 632 00:55:09,893 --> 00:55:11,969 I'll make a deal. 633 00:55:14,523 --> 00:55:16,896 Can you select a melon for me? 634 00:55:17,068 --> 00:55:20,900 The 4th of July. The Sons of Italy Ball. 635 00:55:21,072 --> 00:55:24,488 We'll tie one on together. What do you say? 636 00:55:24,659 --> 00:55:27,660 Do you want to be the lucky girl this year? 637 00:55:27,829 --> 00:55:32,955 You have a certain native charm. Reserve it for the natives. 638 00:55:38,591 --> 00:55:40,916 - Elizabeth! - Aunt Carolyn. 639 00:55:41,094 --> 00:55:44,795 Hi, sweetie. I saw David at the houseboat. 640 00:55:47,476 --> 00:55:49,515 He told me you were shopping. 641 00:55:49,686 --> 00:55:52,972 Cinzia is getting melon and prosciutto - Tha�s ham. 642 00:55:53,149 --> 00:55:55,901 You eat it cold and don't have to cook it. 643 00:55:56,068 --> 00:55:58,904 - Who's Cinzia? - Cinzia is our maid. 644 00:55:59,072 --> 00:56:03,734 - She doesn't know how to cook. - So I see. Where is your father? 645 00:56:03,910 --> 00:56:06,698 He is doing the laundry at the Laundromat. 646 00:56:06,872 --> 00:56:10,822 We have to bring our clothes there. Cinzia doesn't know how to wash. 647 00:56:11,001 --> 00:56:13,623 - What does she do? - Everything. 648 00:56:23,849 --> 00:56:27,894 - They have been married for 15 years. - What happened? 649 00:56:28,062 --> 00:56:30,683 Mr Winters, your first batch is dry. 650 00:56:30,856 --> 00:56:33,774 Would you put it over on the table, please? 651 00:56:33,943 --> 00:56:38,938 Harry told her that he was going to night baseball games every night. 652 00:56:39,115 --> 00:56:42,282 Every night? Tha�s an awful lot of baseball. 653 00:56:42,452 --> 00:56:46,285 He carried a portable radio so he could keep up with the games 654 00:56:46,457 --> 00:56:48,782 in case she asked him any questions. 655 00:56:48,959 --> 00:56:51,877 They are sneaky... Men. 656 00:56:52,046 --> 00:56:55,747 - So Gertrude followed him. - Naturally. 657 00:56:55,925 --> 00:56:59,092 He met this blonde at this motel. 658 00:56:59,262 --> 00:57:01,172 Took a room? 659 00:57:01,348 --> 00:57:05,476 Do you know anybody that goes to a motel to sit in the lobby? 660 00:57:06,687 --> 00:57:08,846 Well, she listened at the door. 661 00:57:09,023 --> 00:57:13,235 The bases were loaded and there were two out. 662 00:57:13,403 --> 00:57:15,728 So she peaks through the keyhole. 663 00:57:24,623 --> 00:57:27,459 Pretty dirty, it needs another... 664 00:57:29,253 --> 00:57:31,293 Bases loaded, two out. 665 00:57:32,465 --> 00:57:34,956 - I'll tell you later. - Hi. 666 00:57:35,135 --> 00:57:38,504 I've been looking for you. Can we go someplace and talk? 667 00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:41,800 My laundry is in for another inning, is it important? 668 00:57:41,976 --> 00:57:46,519 Not very. I�s just that John and I are through, I've filed suit. 669 00:57:55,657 --> 00:57:59,525 I'll tell you later. Let me know the final score. 670 00:58:02,540 --> 00:58:04,579 I can't say I'm surprised. 671 00:58:04,750 --> 00:58:07,621 Any chance of you and John patching it up? 672 00:58:07,795 --> 00:58:10,666 None. Obviously, there's another woman. 673 00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:13,248 Is there another man? 674 00:58:13,927 --> 00:58:17,261 Now that you bring it up, yes, there is one. 675 00:58:17,431 --> 00:58:20,551 - Do I know him? - Not very well. 676 00:58:27,567 --> 00:58:31,102 Daddy, come here. I want to talk to you. 677 00:58:31,279 --> 00:58:35,324 - Can I, I mean tonight too? - Of course. 678 00:58:35,492 --> 00:58:38,363 - Even if it doesn't thunder? - Especially. 679 00:58:40,414 --> 00:58:42,537 Isn't that nice? 680 00:58:46,212 --> 00:58:50,506 Tha�s a clever idea. How did you think of that? 681 00:58:51,301 --> 00:58:55,465 Once in the Vatican, I was looking up and I said to myself, 682 00:58:55,639 --> 00:58:59,886 '"How in the devil did Michelangelo paint that ceiling? '" 683 00:59:00,061 --> 00:59:02,433 I always thought he had a pogo stick. 684 00:59:04,315 --> 00:59:06,142 Isn't that amazing? 685 00:59:06,317 --> 00:59:08,987 Now they match. Thank you. 686 00:59:09,154 --> 00:59:11,859 - Who sir, me sir? - Yes sir, you sir. 687 00:59:12,032 --> 00:59:13,740 - No sir, not I sir. - Who then sir? 688 00:59:13,909 --> 00:59:15,949 - Gold Cap. - Who sir, me sir? 689 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:19,536 - No sir, not I sir. - Who then sir? 690 00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:22,664 Want to get in the game? 691 00:59:22,835 --> 00:59:26,880 No. These ropes are shot. I'm going to change them. 692 00:59:27,048 --> 00:59:29,255 You'll set the whole boat adrift. 693 00:59:29,426 --> 00:59:33,341 Angelo is coming tomorrow. Leave it for someone who knows how. 694 00:59:33,514 --> 00:59:38,639 Sure. I forgot for a minute that I was a lamebrain. 695 00:59:38,811 --> 00:59:41,184 Sometimes you behave like one. 696 00:59:41,981 --> 00:59:44,437 Where did you get all that new rope? 697 00:59:49,990 --> 00:59:53,988 Go to your room. You're not getting anything to eat tonight. 698 00:59:54,161 --> 00:59:57,079 Thanks. I'm trying to lose weight. 699 01:00:06,758 --> 01:00:08,716 Now, where were we? 700 01:00:15,184 --> 01:00:19,134 Thank you, Michelangelo. Now everything matches. 701 01:00:46,260 --> 01:00:48,134 Help! 702 01:00:49,346 --> 01:00:51,256 Help! 703 01:00:53,392 --> 01:00:55,053 Help! 704 01:00:56,354 --> 01:00:57,552 Help! 705 01:01:00,483 --> 01:01:01,682 Help! 706 01:01:01,860 --> 01:01:03,520 Help! 707 01:01:09,076 --> 01:01:12,327 - Who is it? - David. 708 01:01:12,497 --> 01:01:13,991 Help! 709 01:01:27,346 --> 01:01:31,047 If you want to go down the river to Aunt Carolyn, 710 01:01:31,225 --> 01:01:33,681 I'll drive you there in the morning. 711 01:01:33,853 --> 01:01:37,057 - I can hitch. - I'll drive you there. 712 01:01:38,191 --> 01:01:40,517 Now, everybody get some sleep. 713 01:01:40,819 --> 01:01:42,728 Come along, you. 714 01:01:43,447 --> 01:01:45,356 Come on, you. 715 01:01:50,705 --> 01:01:52,745 Good night, David. 716 01:01:55,335 --> 01:01:58,455 - Good night, Roberto. - Good night, Cinzia. 717 01:01:59,423 --> 01:02:02,044 So, you are leaving in the morning? 718 01:02:02,217 --> 01:02:04,210 He doesn't care. 719 01:02:04,386 --> 01:02:07,423 Who dived in for you, Aunt Carolyn? 720 01:02:30,999 --> 01:02:33,668 Speak to him. Ask him not to go. 721 01:02:33,835 --> 01:02:35,875 Tha�s all he is waiting for. 722 01:02:36,046 --> 01:02:40,174 If he wants to, I'm not going to stop him. I've done my best. 723 01:02:41,844 --> 01:02:46,305 You are like my father. Completely pig-headed. 724 01:02:48,017 --> 01:02:51,351 - Is the right word pig-headed? - It will do. 725 01:02:52,481 --> 01:02:54,308 David is a child. 726 01:02:54,483 --> 01:02:57,354 Do you know what it is for a child to be alone? 727 01:02:57,528 --> 01:02:59,271 I know. 728 01:03:00,156 --> 01:03:05,151 He has been terribly hurt. He loved his mother very much. 729 01:03:05,328 --> 01:03:09,540 After all this you expect him to be grown-up like you? 730 01:03:09,708 --> 01:03:12,875 Grown-up, pompous and knowing everything. 731 01:03:13,045 --> 01:03:14,622 Pig-headed. 732 01:03:18,634 --> 01:03:22,335 All right, I'll talk to him in the morning. 733 01:03:22,513 --> 01:03:25,384 In my own pig-headed way. 734 01:03:30,689 --> 01:03:35,398 - A little bit pig-headed is all right. - You ought to know. 735 01:03:41,117 --> 01:03:42,492 Daddy... 736 01:03:42,660 --> 01:03:45,198 When are you coming to bed? 737 01:03:46,081 --> 01:03:48,323 I'll be right there, darling. 738 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:52,536 - Thank you. Good night. - Good night. 739 01:05:15,803 --> 01:05:18,508 Wha�s going on? How did we get out here? 740 01:05:18,682 --> 01:05:22,596 Why didn't you awaken me? My alarm-clock didn't go off. 741 01:05:25,731 --> 01:05:28,020 Stop that singing, stop it. 742 01:05:28,192 --> 01:05:32,190 - Tell me, what happened? - We broke loose in the wind. 743 01:05:32,363 --> 01:05:35,946 Now we're stuck or we could have floated all the way to the ocean. 744 01:05:36,117 --> 01:05:40,032 We could have had one of those economy cruises to Europe. 745 01:05:40,998 --> 01:05:42,955 Please, stop singing! 746 01:05:43,125 --> 01:05:45,533 Why didn't you awaken me? 747 01:05:45,711 --> 01:05:48,997 - What would you do? - Well, I would have... 748 01:05:49,757 --> 01:05:51,584 I don't know. 749 01:05:51,759 --> 01:05:54,547 - What kind of a bird is that? - Who cares? 750 01:05:54,721 --> 01:05:58,470 I have an appointment and I can't be late. 751 01:05:58,642 --> 01:06:01,726 Someone will come soon, perhaps Angelo. So we wait. 752 01:06:01,895 --> 01:06:05,810 - Dolce far niente. - Tha�s wonderful. Dolce far niente. 753 01:06:05,983 --> 01:06:10,064 - What does that mean? - I�s a saying. '"How sweet to do nothing. '" 754 01:06:10,238 --> 01:06:12,563 In America they can pull you in for that. 755 01:06:12,740 --> 01:06:15,528 Poor Americans. Is it all right? 756 01:06:15,702 --> 01:06:19,237 - Look at me, I'm swimming. - I�s wonderful. 757 01:06:19,414 --> 01:06:21,454 Tha�s enough. 758 01:06:23,002 --> 01:06:26,086 - Marvellous. - You were to speak with David. 759 01:06:26,714 --> 01:06:30,546 I haven't got time. I have to get off this boat. 760 01:06:30,718 --> 01:06:32,960 You have plenty of time. 761 01:06:33,138 --> 01:06:35,711 You didn't cut that rope, did you? 762 01:06:35,891 --> 01:06:37,848 You have got the knife. 763 01:06:38,018 --> 01:06:41,850 - Come on, le�s have breakfast. - We've had breakfast. 764 01:06:42,022 --> 01:06:44,264 I had bacon... 765 01:06:52,868 --> 01:06:54,825 Catch anything? 766 01:06:56,038 --> 01:06:59,122 I used to fish in this river when I was a kid. 767 01:07:00,167 --> 01:07:03,833 Wha�s this? The Huckleberry Finn approach? 768 01:07:04,005 --> 01:07:07,919 As a matter of fact, I didn't know very much about it. 769 01:07:08,092 --> 01:07:09,635 Messy business. 770 01:07:09,803 --> 01:07:12,887 Had to get my sister to help me take them off the hook. 771 01:07:13,056 --> 01:07:16,591 She enjoyed it. Blood-thirsty little creature. 772 01:07:16,769 --> 01:07:19,972 Shouldn't you have cast that out further? 773 01:07:20,147 --> 01:07:22,603 Are you going to teach me how to fish too, 774 01:07:22,775 --> 01:07:25,231 just like everything I try to do? 775 01:07:25,403 --> 01:07:27,692 Like I was a real lamebrain. 776 01:07:27,864 --> 01:07:30,949 - Sorry. - I'll pay you for the rowboat. 777 01:07:31,118 --> 01:07:35,032 I'll pay you for the house, too. Someday. I'll save up. 778 01:07:35,205 --> 01:07:37,827 All right. If you want to. 779 01:07:40,336 --> 01:07:44,037 - You're baiting that all wrong. - Wha�s wrong with it? 780 01:07:44,215 --> 01:07:48,130 You don't lay it on. You got to put it on here. 781 01:07:50,138 --> 01:07:53,223 You must have worked your little sister to pieces. 782 01:07:53,392 --> 01:07:55,550 Tha�s very kind of you. 783 01:07:55,728 --> 01:07:57,555 Thank you. 784 01:08:01,734 --> 01:08:04,605 - How's that? - Terrible. 785 01:08:05,864 --> 01:08:09,233 - Wha�s wrong with it? - You just can't cast. 786 01:08:09,409 --> 01:08:13,194 - All right, show me. Go ahead. - All right. 787 01:08:18,002 --> 01:08:20,576 Tha�s pretty good. 788 01:08:23,133 --> 01:08:28,376 - Wait, I think I've got something. - Reel in. Set the hook. 789 01:08:28,555 --> 01:08:31,129 Come on, reel in. 790 01:08:31,308 --> 01:08:34,226 Don't reel in so fast, you'll lose him. 791 01:08:40,526 --> 01:08:44,110 - It must be a big one. - It sure looks it. 792 01:08:46,408 --> 01:08:48,235 Take it off. 793 01:08:49,536 --> 01:08:52,656 Here! Here, give it to me. 794 01:08:52,832 --> 01:08:57,293 You don't even know how to take a fish off the hook. 795 01:09:01,675 --> 01:09:04,676 Everything I try to do, every little thing. 796 01:09:04,845 --> 01:09:10,005 - Sometimes you gotta. - I guess sometimes you '"gotta'". 797 01:09:16,441 --> 01:09:20,439 I think the striped perch is the prettiest thing there is. 798 01:09:20,612 --> 01:09:23,185 I think i�s practically a shame to catch it. 799 01:09:23,365 --> 01:09:25,986 Look at it. I�s dead already. 800 01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:29,161 Why does everything have to die? 801 01:09:29,330 --> 01:09:32,201 For the same reason that everything has to live. 802 01:09:32,375 --> 01:09:36,325 Tha�s what I get from my teachers. Double talk. 803 01:09:36,504 --> 01:09:40,170 Think what the world would be like if nothing ever died. 804 01:09:40,342 --> 01:09:44,671 There would be no room for the new and beautiful tha�s being born. 805 01:09:44,847 --> 01:09:46,886 I'm not making room for anyone. 806 01:09:47,057 --> 01:09:49,097 Let them come and get me. 807 01:09:49,268 --> 01:09:53,183 Tha�s encouraging. You sound as if you enjoy living. 808 01:09:53,356 --> 01:09:55,396 I�s better than nothing. 809 01:09:57,152 --> 01:10:01,280 I have to die some day, probably a long time before you. 810 01:10:01,448 --> 01:10:05,742 - It doesn't bother me much. - Who are you making room for? 811 01:10:05,911 --> 01:10:10,408 It might be another William Shakespeare or a George Washington. 812 01:10:10,583 --> 01:10:13,454 Or even a lamebrain like you. 813 01:10:14,128 --> 01:10:17,877 But I prefer to think that no one ever really leaves. 814 01:10:18,049 --> 01:10:20,089 When you're dead, you're dead. 815 01:10:20,260 --> 01:10:22,549 Take another look at that fish. 816 01:10:22,721 --> 01:10:26,969 I can see there is more than one pig-headed member of this family. 817 01:10:27,143 --> 01:10:31,556 Let me try to explain it to you. Here, hold on. 818 01:10:33,983 --> 01:10:35,976 See this pitcher? 819 01:10:36,152 --> 01:10:40,400 Try to think of this pitcher as being me. My body. 820 01:10:40,574 --> 01:10:44,987 The pitcher has no use at all except as a container for something. 821 01:10:45,162 --> 01:10:50,240 In this case it contains water which you can think of as my life force. 822 01:10:50,418 --> 01:10:52,956 - Try to lose that. - OK. 823 01:10:53,129 --> 01:10:56,000 - Got it? - I�s easy. 824 01:10:59,011 --> 01:11:00,422 There. 825 01:11:02,598 --> 01:11:05,220 The only thing is it isn't lost. 826 01:11:05,518 --> 01:11:09,302 I�s part of the whole river. I�s still in the universe. 827 01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:13,561 - You haven't lost it. Get rid of it. - What about this? 828 01:11:13,735 --> 01:11:16,606 Look out. What about it? 829 01:11:18,365 --> 01:11:22,150 I get the idea. It will evaporate, become a cloud 830 01:11:22,328 --> 01:11:24,617 and come down someplace else as rain. 831 01:11:24,789 --> 01:11:29,617 - Tha�s pretty clever of you. - I guess you can't lose anything. 832 01:11:29,794 --> 01:11:32,712 You're right. Probably not even life itself. 833 01:11:32,881 --> 01:11:35,752 I�s just that everything is constantly changing. 834 01:11:35,926 --> 01:11:39,924 Perhaps when our life force, our souls, leave our bodies, 835 01:11:40,097 --> 01:11:42,137 we go back into Go�s universe 836 01:11:42,308 --> 01:11:45,808 in the security of being part of all life again. 837 01:11:45,979 --> 01:11:49,929 For all we know, that sort of life after death may be beautiful. 838 01:11:50,108 --> 01:11:52,434 If you say so. 839 01:11:54,238 --> 01:11:59,695 Pop, don't do anything beautiful for a while, will you? 840 01:12:02,663 --> 01:12:05,830 - I'll try not to. - And give up smoking. 841 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,993 I�s bad for older people. 842 01:12:10,714 --> 01:12:14,842 I'll just go in and get my orange juice. Keep up my strength. 843 01:12:19,015 --> 01:12:21,470 Hey, David. Ahoy there. 844 01:12:26,356 --> 01:12:29,974 - Grab a hold of this line. - OK. Throw here. 845 01:12:30,569 --> 01:12:34,318 I've got it. How do you like what happened to us? 846 01:12:34,490 --> 01:12:38,025 - Where's your father? - He's inside. 847 01:12:41,623 --> 01:12:44,577 Tha�s about the fourth time this summer i�s broken loose. 848 01:12:44,751 --> 01:12:46,874 Where's the Italian pastry? 849 01:12:47,045 --> 01:12:49,501 The Italian pastry is inside. 850 01:12:49,673 --> 01:12:53,671 I found your knife the other day, you must have dropped it. 851 01:12:53,844 --> 01:12:56,382 Thanks, I've been looking all over for it. 852 01:12:56,556 --> 01:12:58,714 I stole it from you. 853 01:12:58,891 --> 01:13:01,762 - What? - You can tell the police if you want to. 854 01:13:01,936 --> 01:13:06,148 Do you think I'm crazy? I don't even remember where I got it from. 855 01:13:06,316 --> 01:13:08,523 - Have you got that tied fast? - Yeah. 856 01:13:08,694 --> 01:13:11,778 About that rope. I took it from your boat yesterday. 857 01:13:11,947 --> 01:13:14,521 If we're going to play true confessions, 858 01:13:14,700 --> 01:13:16,823 I've got about 15 years head start. 859 01:13:17,870 --> 01:13:20,955 We'll have to wait for the tide. About an hour and a half. 860 01:13:21,124 --> 01:13:23,413 You're going to be late for your office. 861 01:13:23,585 --> 01:13:26,420 Wha�s the difference? Dolce far niente. 862 01:13:26,588 --> 01:13:30,586 - Pais�. - Not yet, but I'm getting there. 863 01:13:50,364 --> 01:13:52,820 I�s wonderful. 864 01:13:52,992 --> 01:13:56,611 It shows what can be accomplished with cheap child labour. 865 01:13:56,788 --> 01:13:58,828 I�s about time. Get downstairs. 866 01:13:58,999 --> 01:14:01,704 We'll take the ladder. How about you? 867 01:14:01,877 --> 01:14:05,376 I'll take the steps. I forgot to wear my blue jeans tonight. 868 01:14:05,547 --> 01:14:08,751 - I love you madly. - Good night. 869 01:14:09,468 --> 01:14:11,508 We'd better hurry. 870 01:14:11,679 --> 01:14:15,760 I can hear them tuning up over at the Country Club already. 871 01:14:15,934 --> 01:14:19,766 Tom, I want you to know I'm very flattered. 872 01:14:19,938 --> 01:14:22,643 But, whatever got you out of your shell? 873 01:14:22,816 --> 01:14:25,901 Even a hermit needs a change of scenery occasionally. 874 01:14:26,070 --> 01:14:28,109 And this is very pretty scenery. 875 01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:31,151 Alice knew how I felt about you all along. 876 01:14:31,325 --> 01:14:35,158 - Is it all right to mention her now? - Is it all right to mention John? 877 01:14:35,330 --> 01:14:38,664 - Only with a snarl. - I can manage a snarl for John. 878 01:14:38,834 --> 01:14:42,333 I�s so nice to have you back. So very nice. 879 01:14:43,964 --> 01:14:46,004 - Miss Jibson. - Gibson. 880 01:14:46,175 --> 01:14:48,215 Gibson... You have overlooked. 881 01:14:48,386 --> 01:14:51,470 You're so right, '"I have overlooked. '" 882 01:14:51,639 --> 01:14:55,139 Good night, Cinzia. Will you see that the children get to bed? 883 01:14:55,310 --> 01:14:58,644 Yes, Signor Winters, I shall out the lights in half an hour. 884 01:14:58,814 --> 01:15:02,265 - You do that. You out the lights. - It is the wrong word? 885 01:15:02,443 --> 01:15:06,607 - I�s charmingly the wrong word. - I shall turn out the lights in half an hour. 886 01:15:06,781 --> 01:15:08,026 Congratulations. 887 01:15:08,199 --> 01:15:12,114 I bet if you really tried you could learn how to do the laundry too. 888 01:15:28,012 --> 01:15:31,512 - Elizabeth is sleeping. - Good. 889 01:15:31,683 --> 01:15:34,518 I found my old English book you asked me for. 890 01:15:34,686 --> 01:15:37,059 I was using it for a doorstop. 891 01:15:37,231 --> 01:15:39,473 Teach me. 892 01:15:40,776 --> 01:15:43,267 Why do you want to learn English? 893 01:15:43,446 --> 01:15:45,604 You've got a really cute accent. 894 01:15:45,782 --> 01:15:48,569 - Charming? - Yeah, charming. 895 01:15:48,743 --> 01:15:51,994 I spit on charming. Teach me! 896 01:15:54,708 --> 01:15:57,994 This will be the first time for both of us. 897 01:15:58,170 --> 01:16:02,038 '"Adjectives and Adverbs. '" Do you want to go that deep? 898 01:16:02,216 --> 01:16:03,295 Yes. 899 01:16:03,468 --> 01:16:06,504 '"An adjective modifies a noun or a pronoun. 900 01:16:06,679 --> 01:16:10,013 '"An adverb modifies a verb, adjective or other adverb. 901 01:16:10,183 --> 01:16:12,306 '"Like cautious and cautiously. '" 902 01:16:12,477 --> 01:16:15,147 Cautious and cautiously. 903 01:16:15,314 --> 01:16:20,439 - Do you like your Aunt Carolyn? - Sure thing, she's cool. 904 01:16:20,611 --> 01:16:23,363 Your father likes her very much, doesn't he? 905 01:16:23,531 --> 01:16:26,983 I suppose. She's a lot like our mother used to be. 906 01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:29,568 The way she talks and everything. 907 01:16:29,746 --> 01:16:32,451 I mean, they were sisters. 908 01:16:33,876 --> 01:16:36,663 Am I teaching you English or ain't I? 909 01:16:36,837 --> 01:16:39,293 Yes, go on, Signor Professore. 910 01:16:40,007 --> 01:16:42,843 '"Poor, poorly. Great, greatly. '" 911 01:16:44,971 --> 01:16:47,641 - Something wrong? - What? 912 01:16:47,808 --> 01:16:50,892 - Something wrong? - No, I know this music very well. 913 01:16:51,061 --> 01:16:54,311 It is most pretty. Is that correct - most pretty? 914 01:16:54,481 --> 01:16:57,566 - Very pretty. - Thanks. Very pretty. 915 01:17:01,322 --> 01:17:04,407 I�s an old cornball. '"Almost In Your Arms'". 916 01:17:04,576 --> 01:17:08,277 In Italy we call it "Quasi nelle tue braccia. " 917 01:17:13,711 --> 01:17:16,961 - How does it go in English? - '"How we are changed 918 01:17:17,131 --> 01:17:20,500 '"by things that seem 919 01:17:20,677 --> 01:17:23,797 '"so small. 920 01:17:23,972 --> 01:17:27,009 '"One look 921 01:17:27,184 --> 01:17:30,518 '"can write a book. 922 01:17:30,688 --> 01:17:35,765 '"One touch can say... '" 923 01:17:37,737 --> 01:17:41,023 '"Different, differently. Beautiful, beautifully. 924 01:17:43,451 --> 01:17:46,785 '"Different, differently. Beautiful, beautifully. '" 925 01:17:46,955 --> 01:17:52,081 - Come on, i�s not that hard. - Well, it is for me. 926 01:17:52,253 --> 01:17:57,330 I haven't learned any English tonight, but I've learned one thing. 927 01:17:57,508 --> 01:17:59,667 I�s time for me to go home. 928 01:17:59,844 --> 01:18:02,252 Go to bed, David. Good night. 929 01:18:06,310 --> 01:18:07,685 Good night. 930 01:18:07,853 --> 01:18:11,305 Is it all right if I sit here for a while? I'm not sleepy. 931 01:18:11,482 --> 01:18:13,689 - Sure. - '"... ly'". 932 01:18:13,860 --> 01:18:15,437 Surely. 933 01:18:23,328 --> 01:18:25,820 - Hello there. - Look, presents. 934 01:18:25,998 --> 01:18:29,165 Why shouldn't we celebrate Christmas on the 4th of July? 935 01:18:29,335 --> 01:18:33,203 One for you. One for you and there, one for you. 936 01:18:33,381 --> 01:18:35,421 - Who sir, me sir? - Yes sir, you sir. 937 01:18:35,592 --> 01:18:38,593 - No sir, not I sir. - Who then sir? 938 01:18:45,686 --> 01:18:47,015 Come in. 939 01:18:51,693 --> 01:18:53,981 Are you really leaving in the morning? 940 01:18:54,154 --> 01:18:56,905 Any hope of you changing your mind? 941 01:18:57,741 --> 01:19:02,154 Before you go, I want you to know how grateful I am to you and... 942 01:19:02,329 --> 01:19:04,951 - Tha�s a present for you. - For what? 943 01:19:05,124 --> 01:19:06,499 For everything. 944 01:19:06,667 --> 01:19:10,452 With that fine Italian hand that can't cook or do the laundry, 945 01:19:10,630 --> 01:19:13,299 you've managed to put a family together. 946 01:19:13,466 --> 01:19:15,506 I thank you with all my heart. 947 01:19:17,012 --> 01:19:20,677 - I�s a dress. - I see. 948 01:19:20,849 --> 01:19:24,978 - I�s unusual. - Carolyn helped me pick it out. 949 01:19:25,146 --> 01:19:27,185 Of course. 950 01:19:27,356 --> 01:19:30,227 I thought it was a little gaudy with those flowers, 951 01:19:30,401 --> 01:19:32,893 but she thought you might prefer it that way. 952 01:19:33,071 --> 01:19:36,108 Carolyn is a very knowing woman. 953 01:19:36,283 --> 01:19:39,818 You are an attractive girl and you'll look well in that. 954 01:19:39,995 --> 01:19:41,537 Thank you. 955 01:19:41,705 --> 01:19:44,244 I've got another surprise for you. 956 01:19:44,417 --> 01:19:47,204 How would you like to go to a dance tonight? 957 01:19:47,378 --> 01:19:49,336 I would love to, yes. 958 01:19:49,506 --> 01:19:52,839 - Angelo will pick you up at 8:00. - Angelo? 959 01:19:53,009 --> 01:19:56,094 He's been dying to take you to the Sons of Italy Ball. 960 01:19:56,263 --> 01:19:58,303 I hear i�s a very nice affair, 961 01:19:58,474 --> 01:20:02,092 so I took the liberty of accepting the invitation for you. 962 01:20:02,269 --> 01:20:06,766 You've got to get out and have a good time. 963 01:20:06,941 --> 01:20:09,812 You're in the United States now. 964 01:20:09,986 --> 01:20:14,280 Three cheers for the red, white and blue. 965 01:21:01,084 --> 01:21:04,417 Daddy, are you taking Cinzia to the dance tonight? 966 01:21:04,587 --> 01:21:08,039 Not Cinzia, there are lots of dances tonight. 967 01:21:08,216 --> 01:21:10,708 I'm taking Aunt Carolyn to the Country Club dance. 968 01:21:10,886 --> 01:21:13,673 Is that getting to be a thing with you and her? 969 01:21:13,847 --> 01:21:17,264 - How would you like me to answer that? - Any way you want to. 970 01:21:17,435 --> 01:21:19,973 Greetings, everybody. 971 01:21:22,357 --> 01:21:26,770 - Is the dame ready? - The lady is finishing dressing. 972 01:21:26,945 --> 01:21:30,990 Cinzia, your date is here. Straining at the leash. 973 01:21:35,621 --> 01:21:37,495 Good evening, Mr Donatello. 974 01:21:37,665 --> 01:21:40,666 Holy jumping cow. 975 01:21:41,753 --> 01:21:45,418 - What a dress. - You've certainly improved that dress. 976 01:21:45,590 --> 01:21:47,832 Will you assist me? 977 01:21:48,010 --> 01:21:50,133 This is the necklace my mother wore, 978 01:21:50,304 --> 01:21:52,462 the night my father proposed to her. 979 01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:56,223 - Proposed? - I've never had it on before. 980 01:21:57,019 --> 01:21:59,178 Excuse me, I just remembered something. 981 01:21:59,355 --> 01:22:02,725 My brother is very sick, very sick. 982 01:22:02,901 --> 01:22:05,653 I was bringing him these flowers. 983 01:22:05,821 --> 01:22:08,229 Tha�s what I came over to talk to you about. 984 01:22:08,407 --> 01:22:11,942 My apologies, forgive me. Shoot me. 985 01:22:12,119 --> 01:22:14,242 But I'm not taking you to no dance. 986 01:22:16,582 --> 01:22:20,450 Angelo. I thought we had everything arranged. 987 01:22:20,629 --> 01:22:22,538 You saw that dress, 988 01:22:22,714 --> 01:22:25,585 she's sharp-shooting with her old lady's necklace. 989 01:22:25,759 --> 01:22:29,093 There's nothing wrong about that. She's a very nice girl, isn't she? 990 01:22:29,263 --> 01:22:33,890 - And that can louse up an evening. - What have you got against nice girls? 991 01:22:34,060 --> 01:22:37,761 I have a good business, I make a nice dollar, I own my own truck. 992 01:22:37,939 --> 01:22:40,644 If I want to have a good time, I go out and have it. 993 01:22:40,817 --> 01:22:43,569 A blonde one night, brunette the next. 994 01:22:43,737 --> 01:22:46,572 Smorgasbord. You like a guy who speaks plain? 995 01:22:46,740 --> 01:22:48,484 Yes, I do. 996 01:22:48,659 --> 01:22:53,156 Are you worried that her intentions are honourable? 997 01:22:53,331 --> 01:22:55,371 It worries me sick. 998 01:22:55,542 --> 01:22:59,409 I can feel myself slipping right into community property. 999 01:22:59,588 --> 01:23:02,043 Go inside, you're driving me nuts. 1000 01:23:02,216 --> 01:23:04,374 I�s a free country. 1001 01:23:04,551 --> 01:23:06,378 She's beautiful. 1002 01:23:06,554 --> 01:23:09,638 She is a delightful girl and she works very hard. 1003 01:23:09,807 --> 01:23:11,966 She deserves an evening out. 1004 01:23:12,143 --> 01:23:15,097 Cut it out, will you? 1005 01:23:16,356 --> 01:23:20,271 My brother once took a dame like that to the Sons of Italy Ball. 1006 01:23:20,444 --> 01:23:21,986 He's married. 1007 01:23:22,154 --> 01:23:25,321 Ever since he's been having sons of Italy all over the place. 1008 01:23:25,491 --> 01:23:27,531 Six kids, doctor bills. 1009 01:23:27,702 --> 01:23:31,237 His wife is getting fat and sloppy. Who needs it? 1010 01:23:31,414 --> 01:23:35,494 You have to settle down one day. If only from exhaustion. 1011 01:23:35,669 --> 01:23:38,955 I'm young yet, I don't want to be old tomorrow. 1012 01:23:39,131 --> 01:23:42,465 You're beautiful and I love you. 1013 01:23:42,635 --> 01:23:44,960 I never want to see you again. 1014 01:23:55,482 --> 01:23:56,857 Extraordinary. 1015 01:23:57,025 --> 01:24:00,276 I've never seen a man behave so stupidly. 1016 01:24:00,446 --> 01:24:02,273 Haven't you? 1017 01:24:12,751 --> 01:24:18,338 - Ahoy. Is this ship one of ours? - Ready for the big dance? 1018 01:24:18,507 --> 01:24:21,592 - Don't you want a drink first? - Prepare to board. 1019 01:24:21,761 --> 01:24:25,461 - I think you've had enough, Alan. - One teeny, weenie Martini 1020 01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:29,554 and then we all head for the Country Club, right? 1021 01:24:31,646 --> 01:24:35,098 Maybe we should stay here. This is prettier than the Country Club. 1022 01:24:35,275 --> 01:24:37,185 This is nice. 1023 01:24:39,738 --> 01:24:42,905 - Who is she? - Tha�s the maid. 1024 01:24:43,075 --> 01:24:46,445 I understand she sleeps in. 1025 01:24:47,455 --> 01:24:49,578 Tha�s not very funny, Alan. 1026 01:24:49,749 --> 01:24:53,664 You have been asking for it. The whole town is talking. 1027 01:24:54,171 --> 01:24:56,247 I love your new uniform. 1028 01:24:56,423 --> 01:24:58,582 What do you wear on your day off? 1029 01:24:58,759 --> 01:25:01,879 We have to get rid of Sadie the scrubber. 1030 01:25:02,054 --> 01:25:05,969 This, ladies and gentleman, is what I call a maid. 1031 01:25:06,768 --> 01:25:09,639 There are those who require alcohol to give them courage, 1032 01:25:09,813 --> 01:25:11,806 I'm not one of them. 1033 01:25:12,774 --> 01:25:14,814 Is it dry enough? 1034 01:25:19,115 --> 01:25:21,986 You think of an answer in the morning, dear. 1035 01:25:22,160 --> 01:25:24,651 She must be used to it by now. 1036 01:25:24,829 --> 01:25:26,869 You'd better get off the boat. 1037 01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:30,705 Carolyn, I'll take you to the Country Club in my car. 1038 01:25:33,422 --> 01:25:37,550 - Don't you want to go with me? - Not until you grow up. 1039 01:25:37,718 --> 01:25:41,253 What do you expect people to think about the girl? 1040 01:25:41,431 --> 01:25:43,554 What do you think, Carolyn? 1041 01:25:46,228 --> 01:25:50,178 Thank you and good night, ladies and gentlemen. 1042 01:25:58,533 --> 01:26:00,691 Go away, whoever. 1043 01:26:04,497 --> 01:26:07,618 You should have pushed him in the water. 1044 01:26:10,129 --> 01:26:12,584 Are you crying? 1045 01:26:14,467 --> 01:26:16,506 Anybody does anything to you again, 1046 01:26:16,677 --> 01:26:18,717 just let me know, no matter who. 1047 01:26:18,888 --> 01:26:19,884 Whom. 1048 01:26:20,056 --> 01:26:21,432 Who. 1049 01:26:22,642 --> 01:26:24,185 Who. 1050 01:26:27,606 --> 01:26:30,393 Why do I only have to be 13 years old? 1051 01:26:30,568 --> 01:26:32,810 Why do I have to be a little kid? 1052 01:26:32,987 --> 01:26:35,359 Otherwise I could take you to that dance. 1053 01:26:35,531 --> 01:26:39,066 You are my professor, not a little kid. 1054 01:26:40,078 --> 01:26:44,824 - Do you want to go fishing for eels? - I can't think of anything nicer. 1055 01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:49,709 Maybe you can make peanut butter sandwiches, they are easy. 1056 01:26:49,880 --> 01:26:53,925 - No, I think I'd better make them. - I'll make them. 1057 01:26:54,093 --> 01:26:56,133 I'll go and get the spears and lights 1058 01:26:56,304 --> 01:26:58,712 and I'll meet you on the deck. 1059 01:26:58,890 --> 01:27:03,184 This is going to be a pretty good 4th of July after all. 1060 01:27:20,288 --> 01:27:24,333 Cinzia, I think I should apologise 1061 01:27:24,501 --> 01:27:27,953 for the behaviour of the upper classes in America. 1062 01:27:28,130 --> 01:27:30,800 They behave like the upper classes in Italy. 1063 01:27:30,967 --> 01:27:33,256 Also the lower classes. 1064 01:27:34,804 --> 01:27:38,220 Would you help me with... 1065 01:27:38,391 --> 01:27:40,717 This stud is stuck here. 1066 01:27:43,272 --> 01:27:44,683 Thank you. 1067 01:27:48,861 --> 01:27:52,361 Cinzia, would you do me a favour? 1068 01:27:53,533 --> 01:27:58,908 Will you do me the honour of accompanying me to the dance tonight? 1069 01:27:59,081 --> 01:28:02,497 - Me? I? - Yes. 1070 01:28:03,294 --> 01:28:07,292 - With you? - Me... I. 1071 01:28:07,465 --> 01:28:11,048 Of course, yes, thank you. 1072 01:28:14,764 --> 01:28:20,104 - I should have asked you, do you dance? - We are quite advanced in Italy. 1073 01:28:32,742 --> 01:28:37,120 - Do you feel better? - We'll get you some solid food. 1074 01:28:58,812 --> 01:29:02,561 There are quite a few stuffy people at some of these dances. 1075 01:29:02,733 --> 01:29:06,434 - Would you prefer to go somewhere else? - They are not the only stuffy people. 1076 01:29:06,613 --> 01:29:09,649 - Would you prefer to go somewhere else? - No. 1077 01:29:09,824 --> 01:29:13,692 I'm certain you wouldn't do anything to embarrass me. 1078 01:29:13,871 --> 01:29:15,910 Or would you? 1079 01:29:17,374 --> 01:29:21,419 - Thank you very much. - Yes, she would do. 1080 01:29:23,798 --> 01:29:27,214 The evening is starting out fine, I can see that. 1081 01:29:32,641 --> 01:29:34,468 Don't be confused. 1082 01:29:34,643 --> 01:29:36,766 No, I've sworn off. 1083 01:29:36,937 --> 01:29:39,263 I'm only taking that stuff externally now. 1084 01:29:39,440 --> 01:29:44,019 My compliments to you. Don't report that to the union. 1085 01:29:44,195 --> 01:29:47,565 I've sobered up a little and would like to apologise. 1086 01:29:47,741 --> 01:29:52,118 May I say that if everyone brought their maids instead of their wives, 1087 01:29:52,287 --> 01:29:56,202 - I'd pay up my back dues. - You may say that. 1088 01:29:56,375 --> 01:29:58,831 Am I forgiven enough to have this dance? 1089 01:29:59,003 --> 01:30:03,547 - Would it embarrass you? - I've gone past that. 1090 01:30:06,762 --> 01:30:09,087 Hello. They've got quite a buffet. 1091 01:30:09,264 --> 01:30:12,634 Would you care to come over and watch me eat crow? 1092 01:30:12,810 --> 01:30:16,261 - Hello, Carolyn. - Won't you dance with me? 1093 01:30:19,400 --> 01:30:20,978 Of course. 1094 01:30:23,947 --> 01:30:26,189 Tom, I'm sorry. 1095 01:30:26,366 --> 01:30:30,281 I'll go away and I'll vanish into thin air if you just tell me, 1096 01:30:30,454 --> 01:30:32,613 are you in love with her? 1097 01:30:34,458 --> 01:30:36,001 Cinzia? 1098 01:30:36,169 --> 01:30:38,742 She is Davi�s girl. 1099 01:30:38,922 --> 01:30:40,961 If you were in love with her, 1100 01:30:41,132 --> 01:30:44,502 would you know you were in love with her? 1101 01:30:44,678 --> 01:30:47,251 I�s just that I've waited so long. 1102 01:30:47,431 --> 01:30:49,471 Since I was four years old. 1103 01:30:49,642 --> 01:30:51,884 Then my sister beat me to it. 1104 01:30:52,061 --> 01:30:54,730 Would you care if we didn't dance any more? 1105 01:30:54,897 --> 01:30:59,394 - Am I stepping on your toes? - All my life, mister. All my life. 1106 01:31:08,621 --> 01:31:14,410 Tom, if you don't marry me, you're likely to do something foolish. 1107 01:31:16,963 --> 01:31:18,707 I know. 1108 01:31:18,882 --> 01:31:20,921 You don't take a girl out of another world 1109 01:31:21,093 --> 01:31:23,132 and try to make her part of yours. 1110 01:31:23,303 --> 01:31:25,759 You may try, but you just don't. 1111 01:31:25,931 --> 01:31:29,383 If it didn't work out, the children would be in worse shape than ever. 1112 01:31:29,560 --> 01:31:32,431 They would be rowing across the river in squadrons. 1113 01:31:32,605 --> 01:31:35,275 Why don't you take an oar, too? 1114 01:31:35,441 --> 01:31:38,977 I swore that one tried marriage was enough, 1115 01:31:39,154 --> 01:31:41,727 but perhaps i�s time to reconsider. 1116 01:31:41,907 --> 01:31:43,947 Because the children like me? 1117 01:31:44,118 --> 01:31:48,994 Not only that, there are times you bring out the beast in me. 1118 01:31:49,165 --> 01:31:51,122 Likewise, Tom. 1119 01:31:51,292 --> 01:31:54,163 I know you are not madly in love with me, 1120 01:31:54,337 --> 01:31:56,793 but maybe that would come in time. 1121 01:31:56,965 --> 01:31:59,503 Are you willing to take me on that basis? 1122 01:31:59,676 --> 01:32:04,006 On any basis, Tom. Tha�s how the mighty have fallen. 1123 01:32:44,392 --> 01:32:45,934 Thank you very much. 1124 01:32:48,187 --> 01:32:51,639 I'm delighted you are the belle of the ball, but may I have this dance? 1125 01:32:51,816 --> 01:32:54,652 I believe that I am the fellow that brought you. 1126 01:32:54,820 --> 01:32:57,358 Yes, you are the stuffy one. 1127 01:33:05,289 --> 01:33:10,166 I�s a lovely evening. Thank you so much for bringing me. 1128 01:33:21,891 --> 01:33:25,058 There is something I should tell you. 1129 01:33:28,064 --> 01:33:29,440 Yes? 1130 01:33:32,319 --> 01:33:33,564 What? 1131 01:33:34,571 --> 01:33:35,947 What? 1132 01:33:38,659 --> 01:33:41,530 There is something you wish to tell me? 1133 01:33:48,879 --> 01:33:51,085 There is? 1134 01:33:56,720 --> 01:33:58,879 How have you been, Tom? 1135 01:34:47,860 --> 01:34:49,603 Hey, Tom. 1136 01:34:49,778 --> 01:34:54,275 Carolyn just told us the good news. Congratulations. 1137 01:34:54,450 --> 01:34:58,863 - How much for the houseboat? - They will live on it after they are married. 1138 01:34:59,038 --> 01:35:02,739 - For this, I'm going off the wagon. - Tha�s a short trip. 1139 01:35:03,710 --> 01:35:05,288 Married? 1140 01:35:05,462 --> 01:35:07,834 That was what I was about to tell you. 1141 01:35:08,006 --> 01:35:11,173 Do me the honour to go straight to hell. 1142 01:35:11,343 --> 01:35:13,716 If I don't say it right, I don't care. 1143 01:35:25,776 --> 01:35:27,934 Tom, wha�s the matter? 1144 01:35:28,112 --> 01:35:30,401 Carolyn, I've been terribly stupid. 1145 01:35:30,573 --> 01:35:34,487 I'm sorry. Since you were four years old, I'm sorry. 1146 01:37:33,582 --> 01:37:37,331 Good morning. Well, somebody say something. 1147 01:37:37,503 --> 01:37:40,539 '"The morning's at 7:00, God is in heaven, 1148 01:37:40,715 --> 01:37:43,040 '"all is right with the world. '" That is correct? 1149 01:37:43,217 --> 01:37:47,132 - I've given up teaching. - There is much yet for me to learn. 1150 01:37:47,305 --> 01:37:52,264 - You learn pretty fast. - I don't think I want any breakfast. 1151 01:37:52,436 --> 01:37:54,475 At least one thing I've learned. 1152 01:37:54,646 --> 01:37:57,398 I can make boiled eggs and cereal. 1153 01:37:57,566 --> 01:38:01,564 I just pour in milk and it goes crack, pop and snap. 1154 01:38:01,737 --> 01:38:06,199 Even I cannot spoil it. Is your father awake? 1155 01:38:06,367 --> 01:38:08,989 No, he's sleeping. 1156 01:38:09,162 --> 01:38:12,697 I poked him a few times, but he's still sleeping. 1157 01:38:12,875 --> 01:38:14,951 He must have been crock. 1158 01:38:16,378 --> 01:38:19,878 If i�s all right with you, can I have my English book back? 1159 01:38:20,049 --> 01:38:22,172 I'm the dumbest one in the class. 1160 01:38:22,343 --> 01:38:25,594 - I'd better start to study. - All right. 1161 01:38:26,264 --> 01:38:28,174 I'm going to get some air. 1162 01:38:28,350 --> 01:38:30,508 David, I am not leaving today. 1163 01:38:30,686 --> 01:38:32,892 Perhaps later we can go fishing together? 1164 01:38:33,063 --> 01:38:37,690 You don't want to go fishing with me, I'm just a kid. 1165 01:38:40,863 --> 01:38:43,948 I bet you think you're beautiful. Well, you're not. 1166 01:38:44,117 --> 01:38:48,447 You're ugly. You're the ugliest old girl I ever saw. 1167 01:39:01,427 --> 01:39:04,001 Roberto, eat your breakfast. 1168 01:39:04,180 --> 01:39:06,339 I don't want to. 1169 01:39:08,143 --> 01:39:10,219 Did you kiss him? 1170 01:39:13,524 --> 01:39:15,932 - Who? - Daddy. 1171 01:39:18,196 --> 01:39:20,070 Yes, I did. 1172 01:39:20,240 --> 01:39:24,867 - Tha�s what David said. - Did he kiss you? 1173 01:39:26,622 --> 01:39:30,750 Yes, he kissed me. I want to tell you something. 1174 01:39:30,918 --> 01:39:34,536 - I'm in love with your father. - He loves you? 1175 01:39:34,714 --> 01:39:37,881 I believe so. I hope so. 1176 01:39:38,051 --> 01:39:41,171 I want you to know something. We might get married. 1177 01:39:41,346 --> 01:39:43,505 Would that make you our mother? 1178 01:39:43,682 --> 01:39:47,466 I would be most happy to be your father's wife and your mother. 1179 01:39:47,645 --> 01:39:51,228 You can't be our mother. You are our friend. 1180 01:39:51,399 --> 01:39:54,684 One can be a friend and a mother. Of course, i�s most unusual. 1181 01:39:54,861 --> 01:39:58,859 You can't be our mother. You don't look like our mother. 1182 01:39:59,032 --> 01:40:03,575 You can't even cook an egg. What kind of a mother are you? 1183 01:40:03,745 --> 01:40:06,616 - Roberto. - Don't call me any Italian name. 1184 01:40:06,790 --> 01:40:09,282 My mother is dead! 1185 01:40:19,262 --> 01:40:23,557 I'm very sorry. I don't mean to take her place. 1186 01:40:23,726 --> 01:40:26,596 Perhaps you can explain to Roberto later. 1187 01:40:26,770 --> 01:40:29,974 He wouldn't listen. He'll just get that harmonica 1188 01:40:30,149 --> 01:40:33,400 and he won't listen to anybody. 1189 01:40:38,325 --> 01:40:40,781 I don't think I can eat either. 1190 01:40:40,953 --> 01:40:44,156 - Listen. About married people. - What? 1191 01:40:44,331 --> 01:40:47,083 Do they sleep in the same bed together? 1192 01:40:48,669 --> 01:40:52,454 In America, sometimes. In Italy, always. 1193 01:40:52,632 --> 01:40:55,836 Would it matter if I slept with you? 1194 01:40:56,011 --> 01:40:58,169 No, it would be all right. 1195 01:40:58,347 --> 01:41:02,510 - But not all the time. - Why not? I don't take up much room. 1196 01:41:04,228 --> 01:41:06,268 It has something to do with married people. 1197 01:41:06,439 --> 01:41:09,808 I guess he likes you better than he likes me. 1198 01:41:09,984 --> 01:41:12,273 Why do you talk like that? 1199 01:41:14,614 --> 01:41:17,699 Yes, he does. He didn't even want me in there 1200 01:41:17,868 --> 01:41:20,193 when it was lightning and I was afraid. 1201 01:41:20,371 --> 01:41:23,206 I hate him. You go ahead, see if I care. 1202 01:41:23,374 --> 01:41:26,209 He pulls the covers off me anyway. 1203 01:41:47,275 --> 01:41:52,780 I got you a stateroom on the Constitution leaving New York the day after tomorrow. 1204 01:41:52,948 --> 01:41:56,566 - Will you jump over board? - I've had my adventure. 1205 01:41:56,744 --> 01:41:58,783 I've learned many things. 1206 01:41:58,954 --> 01:42:02,039 Including how difficult it is to be a father. 1207 01:42:03,709 --> 01:42:08,039 It wasn't easy to cancel the rest of my tour and come back. 1208 01:42:08,840 --> 01:42:12,589 - Is it all right? - Just perfect. 1209 01:42:12,761 --> 01:42:15,632 We'll go to Como together. A vacation. 1210 01:42:15,806 --> 01:42:19,934 Then there's a concert at La Scala. What an ovation we'll get. 1211 01:42:20,102 --> 01:42:23,472 - You will get. - I will get. 1212 01:42:25,942 --> 01:42:27,982 Are you expecting somebody? 1213 01:42:31,365 --> 01:42:35,445 - Yes? - I'm looking for Miss Cinzia Zaccardi. 1214 01:42:35,619 --> 01:42:38,324 She's not in. 1215 01:42:39,248 --> 01:42:41,324 Seven years old? 1216 01:42:43,878 --> 01:42:46,120 You left some dirty dishes in the sink. 1217 01:42:46,298 --> 01:42:48,789 Sorry, it was a lovely interlude. 1218 01:42:48,967 --> 01:42:51,007 I enjoyed every minute of it. 1219 01:42:51,178 --> 01:42:54,464 Until we both had too much champagne and spoilt it all. 1220 01:42:54,640 --> 01:42:58,056 - It was just an interlude? - Yes. 1221 01:42:59,312 --> 01:43:02,396 For one who has had so much experience lying, 1222 01:43:02,565 --> 01:43:04,475 you're not doing very well now. 1223 01:43:04,651 --> 01:43:07,107 I talked to the children after I got your note. 1224 01:43:07,279 --> 01:43:10,814 I would like you to meet my father. 1225 01:43:10,991 --> 01:43:13,529 - How do you do? - How do you do? 1226 01:43:13,702 --> 01:43:17,154 - I love you very much. - Some tea? 1227 01:43:17,331 --> 01:43:22,290 - You are in love with me. Aren't you? - I�s excellent tea, I didn't make it. 1228 01:43:22,462 --> 01:43:25,249 - One lump or two? - You stay out of this. 1229 01:43:25,424 --> 01:43:27,997 Your children are your friends again. 1230 01:43:28,177 --> 01:43:33,468 - That is the most important thing. - It is more important to be their father. 1231 01:43:33,641 --> 01:43:38,683 I have my life and my father and I have finally come to understand him. 1232 01:43:38,855 --> 01:43:43,067 You know you are very beautiful. Have I told you that before? 1233 01:43:43,235 --> 01:43:45,642 You are really quite beautiful. 1234 01:43:45,821 --> 01:43:49,771 No, I am an ugly old girl. Please go away. 1235 01:43:55,373 --> 01:43:58,042 I guess she wasn't in after all. 1236 01:44:10,181 --> 01:44:12,055 Come here. 1237 01:44:12,225 --> 01:44:14,264 Cinzia, come out here. 1238 01:44:15,103 --> 01:44:18,472 I can lock her in her room. I can take her to Italy. 1239 01:44:18,648 --> 01:44:22,349 The only way I can keep her is to let her go away. 1240 01:44:23,820 --> 01:44:26,905 I'm too old to run after her any more. 1241 01:44:27,074 --> 01:44:30,490 I�s your turn. A terrible time she'll give you. 1242 01:44:31,537 --> 01:44:33,826 Come out here at once! 1243 01:44:33,998 --> 01:44:38,826 If you do one thing ever to hurt her, or make her cry, 1244 01:44:39,004 --> 01:44:43,547 I'll have your heart cut out. If I have to go to the Mafia. 1245 01:44:43,717 --> 01:44:47,169 - She doesn't want me. - Zaccardi knows what she wants. 1246 01:44:56,022 --> 01:44:59,723 - I saw him over there. - Come on down. 1247 01:44:59,901 --> 01:45:04,149 We aren't going to their wedding either, but you'd better get inside. 1248 01:45:04,323 --> 01:45:08,072 No, I'm going to stay up here all night and freeze. 1249 01:45:08,244 --> 01:45:13,239 - I�s too warm to freeze. - You're just a girl. 1250 01:45:13,416 --> 01:45:18,079 - OK. Come on down. - All right. 1251 01:45:24,178 --> 01:45:27,049 - Are you ready? - Almost. 1252 01:45:27,223 --> 01:45:29,512 Did you speak to the children? 1253 01:45:29,684 --> 01:45:32,769 Yes. They are being very pig-headed. 1254 01:45:32,937 --> 01:45:35,429 I don't know where they get it from. 1255 01:45:35,607 --> 01:45:39,226 - Please, try again. - All right. 1256 01:45:39,403 --> 01:45:40,778 Thank you. 1257 01:45:50,915 --> 01:45:53,454 Aren't you going to get dressed? 1258 01:45:55,462 --> 01:45:57,502 I know how you feel, 1259 01:45:57,673 --> 01:46:01,089 but nothing ever stays exactly the same. 1260 01:46:01,260 --> 01:46:03,336 Everything changes. 1261 01:46:04,263 --> 01:46:08,012 Everybody has to leave everybody sooner or later. 1262 01:46:08,184 --> 01:46:12,562 I�s not so bad. I�s different, but not so bad. 1263 01:46:14,191 --> 01:46:19,149 You will all be leaving me before long and I have to get used to that. 1264 01:46:19,321 --> 01:46:21,729 You can't remain children forever. 1265 01:46:21,908 --> 01:46:25,988 - No matter how much you want to. - Why do you talk so much? 1266 01:46:26,162 --> 01:46:28,404 Because you make me feel guilty. 1267 01:46:28,581 --> 01:46:32,033 Why should I feel guilty? You are the ones. 1268 01:46:32,210 --> 01:46:35,995 Why don't you cry or something? Then I'd feel better. 1269 01:46:37,967 --> 01:46:40,754 Won't you please come to my wedding? 1270 01:46:41,512 --> 01:46:43,635 Cinzia would like it. 1271 01:46:47,560 --> 01:46:50,515 Why do I talk so much? 1272 01:47:42,787 --> 01:47:44,827 Would you both kneel, please? 1273 01:47:48,752 --> 01:47:50,875 We are gathered together here 1274 01:47:51,046 --> 01:47:56,207 to join this man and this woman in bonds of matrimony, 1275 01:47:57,553 --> 01:48:00,389 in the presence of God and these witnesses 1276 01:48:00,557 --> 01:48:04,685 and by virtue of authority vested in me by the laws of this state. 1277 01:48:07,314 --> 01:48:12,226 If any of you know any reason why these two should not be thus joined, 1278 01:48:12,403 --> 01:48:16,235 speak now or forever hold your peace. 1279 01:48:17,242 --> 01:48:19,614 Will you take her hand, please? 1280 01:48:59,287 --> 01:49:03,866 Do you, Thomas Winters, take this woman for your lawful and wedded wife? 1281 01:49:04,168 --> 01:49:05,995 Tha�s you, sir. 1282 01:49:06,170 --> 01:49:07,878 Who sir, me sir? 1283 01:49:08,047 --> 01:49:10,123 Yes sir, you sir. 1284 01:49:10,299 --> 01:49:11,924 I do. 1285 01:49:12,093 --> 01:49:16,221 Will you love, honour, cherish, keep her in sickness and in health, 1286 01:49:16,389 --> 01:49:20,637 forsaking all others so long as you both shall live? 1287 01:49:20,811 --> 01:49:22,353 I will. 1288 01:49:22,521 --> 01:49:25,308 - Do you take this man as your husband? - I do. 104179

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