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New boy's here. Hello, Viktor.
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Morning, Mr Chen.
Morning, Viktor.
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I thought a Gone Bananas might
be in order. Busy day ahead.
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Now, I want to pick your brain
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vis-a-vis Roz's upcoming birthday
celebrations. Any thoughts?
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Depends - do you
want a one-off party
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or a birthday week-type thing
with something fun every day?
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I think a one-off
thing is ample.
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Shouldn't you be at
your desk? It's 8:07.
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Well, technically, I
start at 9:00, Viktor.
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Right, then, take that, go and
get a head-start on your day.
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Yeah, you're in charge
while Ray's away.
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Mm. Good luck, everyone!
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Really? Where's Ray gone?
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Annual golfing trip with
Dodge, Hawk and Prowsie.
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Now, Mr Chen,
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do you have time for a quick
stand-up meeting before Roz arrives?
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Kitchen? 10 minutes?
Stand-up meeting. Got it.
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Excellent. Thank you, Mr Chen.
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I love that guy.
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You should probably
get to work, Helen.
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Thought I was in charge
while Ray was away.
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Yeah, when you're
working you are.
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No, I'm not against
a pinata, I just...
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Ooh, meeting adjourned.
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Thank you, Mr Chen.
Thank you, Viktor.
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Good morning, team.
Good morning, Rozalind.
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One Mango Fandango.
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Shall we? Let's.
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That's our little one.
Franny. Six months.
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Just swipe. Yeah. Baby. Nice.
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There's more. Keep
swiping. Yeah.
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Isn't she beautiful? Yes.
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Just like her mum.
Baby, baby, baby...
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I'm doing all the
dad duties this time,
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you know, changing
nappies, babysitting.
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It's not babysitting when
it's your own baby, hun.
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Remember? Yeah.
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Oh. What's that? Is that
a... button mushroom?
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What? Is that... Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Hey... Oh, that's...
That's my penis, yeah.
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Oh!
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Just a little dick
pickeroo for the wife.
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Hey! David!
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You're here to update your will and
make Jess your sole beneficiary.
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Yes. I'm his wife.
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Beautiful wife. Yep,
youth is beautiful.
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And, Jess, I assume we're going
to do your will today as well?
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No. I'm 28.
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I'm not dying anytime soon.
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Yeah, we don't know that.
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I mean, no-one does.
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Point is, if David dies...
Then I would absolutely bereft.
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Of course. David
dies, you're sad...
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Bereft. OK, bereft.
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Thing is, if he
dies, then you die...
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Yeah, sorry, can we just stop
talking about people dying?
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You're upsetting my
wife.
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She's young.
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Yes. I can see that.
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That's a nice one.
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Happy with that? Lovely!
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Doesn't my hair look great in
that? It does. It really does.
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Alright, here I go.
Posting to @ConchMediation.
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Instagram done.
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Now TikTok. Mm.
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Is that on brand for
Conch, do you think?
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It's more about whether
YOU'RE comfortable
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communicating your corporate
message through dance.
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Oh. I don't... I don't know.
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What would that look like?
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I've no idea.
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Ah, it's coming.
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Mediation.
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It's...
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Mediation, mediation.
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It's all about conversation.
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That's not bad!
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Something like that?
Yeah, something like that.
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Let's go again.
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Mediation. Mediation. It's
all about conversation.
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Yeah, I get it. You're in love
and no-one wants anyone to die.
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But just shush and listen, OK?
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If David dies and you inherit
everything, then you die intestate...
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Why would I die interstate?
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Did I take a holiday
to deal with my grief?
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Oh, no. I'm sorry - intestate
- it means without a will.
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Yeah, hun, it... it
means without a will.
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She's young. Can we
just use plain language?
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There's no use to
show off, Hannah.
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It's Helen, and my point is,
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if you die without a will,
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then little Franny bubs here
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inherits absolutely everything.
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Well, perfect. Then
I don't need a will.
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Yeah, you're not
at all concerned
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about your children from
your first marriage?
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Why would he be concerned?
I love those girls.
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They're like my big sisters.
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OK, so, we're just
going to trust
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that Jess will distribute
everything evenly
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and do the right thing
by all of your children.
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Of course. You trust
me, don't you, hun?
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110%.
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Wouldn't it be simpler
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to just make a provision in your
will, right here, right now,
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for all of your children
AND your beautiful wife?
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Why? Because we don't trust me?
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No, I think we're
done here, Hannah.
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It's Helen. Come on, hun.
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Yeah, hang on, babe, because
she might have a point,
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you know, it might make
it easier for you...
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Disagree. Thank
you for your time.
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This wasn't a free consult.
Let's go, please, David.
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Now. That's the kitchen.
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Yeah, well, she's...
she's, um... young.
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Thanks, Heather.
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I AM sending an invoice.
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What are you doing in here?
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I'm in charge this week,
so, I'm using Ray's office.
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Oh. Well, don't move anything.
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I'm sure he's got some sort
of system happening here.
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Do you think?
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So, it's Rozalind's
birthday this Friday,
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and she has asked me to tell
everyone no gifts required.
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Fine with me.
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She doesn't want
anyone making a fuss.
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Roz?
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I mean, I'M not
gonna make a fuss.
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I think once you turn 40
enough with the birthdays.
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You know, you should just do
the big ones - 40, 50, 60...
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It is a bit of a special one this
year. She's turning the big 5-2.
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That's not special.
So, keep Friday free.
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We're going to surprise her
with a few drinks after work.
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Great. OK. Yep. Alright.
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Now, if you did want
to get her something...
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No, no, I'm totally good
with the no-present thing.
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Yes, but if you DID want
to get her something,
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she's asked that you make a
donation to her favourite charity.
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Acapella SOS? What even is that?
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Oh, they visit disaster areas.
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They sing, they raise
people's spirits.
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Look, just $20, whatever you can
manage. It's a wonderful cause.
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Is it? Yes, it's
her passion project.
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Seems a bit insensitive
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singing at disaster zones.
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Oh, that's Roz.
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Mm, she looks happy.
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How weird.
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Yes, George?
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I'm organising the running order
for Roz's party on Friday night.
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Party? I thought it was
a few drinks after work.
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Yeah. I'm gonna be doing close-up
magic. Viktor's doing a song.
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What do you want to do?
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I could do a French exit?
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Roz loves French stuff.
I'll put you down for that.
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OK. Put me on early.
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Got it.
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Knock-knock. I'm collecting
for Roz's birthday present.
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What? No, you were just in here
saying she doesn't want a present.
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This is a present from the office.
It's not a present from YOU.
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Well, then shouldn't
the office pay for it?
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Helen, don't be cheap.
I'm not being cheap,
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I'm just pointing out that if the
office wants to buy a present...
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Come on. Big 5-2!
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Viktor, 52 - it's not a big one.
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It's not a thing. $20,
that's all I'm asking.
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Alright, does that
get me out of donating
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to her singing disaster group?
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That is between you and your
conscience. Now, do you have $20?
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Well, no, not on me, but
I will get it to you.
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Thank you.
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Oh, why does it
have to be so hard?
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Sorry, me again.
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I was talking to Viktor,
and we thought it'd be nice
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if everyone chipped in to get
Roz a bottle of French champagne
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to toast with at the
party on Friday night.
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We want to get it from
the Champagne region,
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but that puts the
price up a little...
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I'm not here!
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David Bunting is
here to see you.
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Uh... Yeah, hi. OK, so,
I've had a bit of a think...
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OK, well come on in,
take a seat. Please.
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..and I've decided to take
your advice about the will.
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OK. And what about
your beautiful wife?
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Well, we'll
tell the wife later.
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Or... maybe DON'T tell her.
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I mean, by the time she
finds out, you're dead.
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What's she gonna do, attack
your corpse?
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What?
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Sorry, that came out
wrong. I was trying to...
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Well, I was trying to do a joke.
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Probate law jokes.
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Anyway, so... Yeah.
Who's the corpse?
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Well, you'd be dead.
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Uh-huh. So, that
makes you the corpse.
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OK. Right. That's
obvious. God. Pfft.
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Keep up.
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Just sign that last
one.
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Jesus Christ!
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Helen, uh... Oh, Jesus Christ.
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Hey! You!
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How did you know where
I... I tracked your phone.
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Tracked his phone? Life 360.
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It's about trust.
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Are you cutting me out of the will?
No, hun, look, she just thought...
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Hey, don't throw
me under the bus.
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This wasn't my idea.
Is that the will?
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Is this it? What are
you gonna do now?
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Well, I'm gonna call Joseph Nieman
'cause you just ripped up his will.
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We should go somewhere and talk.
What's there to talk about?
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If there's no trust,
there's no marriage.
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I hope you're pleased with
yourself, you homewrecker.
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Homewrecker? Yeah,
are you happy?
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It was her idea. All of this.
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I'm gonna report you.
To who? And for what?
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To social media, for a start.
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I've got a lot of followers.
It's true, she does.
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She was on that TV show, 50 Hottest
Nobodies. She finished top 10.
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Yeah. I'm still not sure
what you're reporting me for.
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Well, then let me
spell it out for you.
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You attacked my personality,
you disrespected me,
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you disrespected my marriage
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and I'm pretty sure it's illegal
for a husband to sign a document
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without his wife present.
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I'm pretty sure it isn't.
I think you're right.
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I think it's actually against
the... We aren't speaking right now.
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Do you have any idea how out
of your league I am, David?
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I do.
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She's well out of your league.
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You know, I haven't
heard from your father all day.
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I hope he hasn't put a fork
in the toaster or something.
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I'm sure he's fine. I got
a text from him earlier.
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Maybe I'll invite
him to Roz's party.
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Do you think the
Grubers would mind?
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Oh, honestly, I think
they'd jizz their pants.
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Petro? Hey, if this is
about the restraining order,
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I've told you you need a
different type of lawyer.
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Helen, lovely to see you.
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Please, don't be concerned.
This is not about me.
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OK.
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Take a seat.
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Mm, very formal. Alright.
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Have you heard of the
journalist Simon Bramovich?
245
00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:25,879
He has a television program
called The Informers.
246
00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,559
Yeah, he's the guy who
shouts all the time.
247
00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,079
Yes. He's a consumer watchdog.
248
00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:31,919
Well, I think he's more of a hack
who pays people to dob on each other.
249
00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:34,959
Correct. That's his catchphrase
- 'Snitches get riches'.
250
00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,159
Yeah, nice. Not really.
251
00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,079
I think someone
snitched on you, Helen.
252
00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,959
On me?! Oh. What'd I do?
253
00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:44,159
Mr Bramovich contacted me and
asked if I had any beefs with you.
254
00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,279
Beefs?! That's the
word he used, 'beefs'.
255
00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:47,559
And did you have any beefs?
256
00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:48,959
No, Helen, no beefs. No beefs.
257
00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,879
But I believe he's talking
to all your clients.
258
00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:53,079
He's looking for
anyone with a beef.
259
00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,559
How does he even know
who my clients are?
260
00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,199
He's an investigative
journalist, Helen,
261
00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,159
that's what they do
- they investigate.
262
00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,839
And he did a
call-out on Facebook.
263
00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:02,319
Well, thank you, Petro. I
appreciate the heads-up.
264
00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:03,959
It's my pleasure, Helen.
265
00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:05,519
And speaking of pleasure,
266
00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:08,599
I wondered if you might like to
join me for dinner this evening.
267
00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:12,279
Oh, that is a lovely offer, but
I'm going to say no, thank you.
268
00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,519
That's OK. Mm-hm.
269
00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:15,559
I'm on a mission to
find my soulmate.
270
00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:17,519
It's a numbers game. You
have to ask everyone.
271
00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,519
Yeah, the doorknocker approach.
272
00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:21,240
Good luck with that. Thanks.
273
00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:26,159
George, perhaps you'd like to
join me for a meal this evening?
274
00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:28,519
No, but thank you very
much for asking me.
275
00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,079
It's OK.
276
00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:34,719
One day, Helen, I will knock
and that door will open.
277
00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:37,320
I hope so, Petro. I hope so.
278
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,039
What was that about?
279
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,719
Apparently Simon Bramovich has
been sniffing around about me.
280
00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,319
On The Informers? Mm.
281
00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:47,639
Shit, what are you
gonna do? Ignore it.
282
00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,799
I mean, only idiots
watch that show.
283
00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,679
Helen, Ray watches that show.
284
00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:54,360
My grandma does too.
Yeah, alright, so do I.
285
00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:57,199
Is it weird that I
find Simon Bramovich
286
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,679
just a little bit attractive?
287
00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:00,159
Oh, Helen. It is weird.
288
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,880
I shouldn't have said
it. I wish I didn't.
289
00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:08,399
Helen? Yes, Roz?
290
00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,599
Can you go down to Blendology
and get me a beverage?
291
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,599
Why can't Viktor do it? It's
a bit personal. It...
292
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,319
I'm a little egg-bound. What?
293
00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:18,119
I need one of Melcome's fibre
fixes to get things going.
294
00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:20,199
You know the one. Oh, no,
not a Plop Of The Morning?
295
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,839
That's the one. No, I
don't want to order that...
296
00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:22,840
Yes. No.
297
00:11:22,841 --> 00:11:25,560
Oh, come on, it's my birthday
week, do it as a present for me.
298
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,159
Birthday week. Not even a thing.
299
00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:30,760
I'll take that,
thank you. Agh. No!
300
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,919
You're a cameraman.
That's what you do.
301
00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,680
Get ready to go. Now, now, now.
302
00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:47,599
Here we go. That's her. Get me
a bit, get me a bit of b-roll.
303
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:50,279
Alright, here we go.
She's getting a juice.
304
00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,119
Come back here, come back
here. I want this. I want this.
305
00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,599
Plop Of The Morning for Roz.
306
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,559
"Blending trouble
with mischief."
307
00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,039
Something like
that. Thank you.
308
00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,439
You're gonna get her
as she's coming out.
309
00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:01,119
Right, here we go.
310
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,559
Helen Tudor-Fisk?
311
00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:03,639
What?
312
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,519
Oh, my God! God,
please, don't film me.
313
00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:06,879
Why, what do you
have to hide? What?
314
00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:08,359
Nothing! Don't touch
the camera, please.
315
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,279
Well, OK, fine. Just
back up a bit, please.
316
00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,759
We've been speaking to people who've
serious beefs about your behaviour.
317
00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,599
Can you let me pass, please?
Why won't you speak to us?
318
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,079
Is it because you're
guilty? No comment!
319
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,559
How do you respond
to the allegations
320
00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:18,799
you're obsessed with death?
321
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,919
No, I'm not. Who said that? Wh...
No. Just let me get through, please.
322
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,399
Ow. She assaulted
me. Did you see that?
323
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,879
No, I didn't.
We've got a runner.
324
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:27,599
I'm not running! Helen
Tudor-Fisk, what are you...
325
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,359
We've got incoming! Oh!
326
00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:30,479
Helen Tudor-Fisk!
327
00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,399
How do you respond to the
allegations, Helen Tudor-Fisk?
328
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,159
Stay on her! Stay on her!
329
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,920
Keep right! Go right! Go right!
330
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:53,959
OK, there she is. Yep.
331
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,799
You got her? Moving
along. There she is.
332
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,480
Gotcha, Helen Tudor-Fisk.
333
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:00,640
Gotcha.
334
00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:02,879
Helen. Yes. What?
335
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,519
Need you to sign Roz's card.
336
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,520
Oh. OK. Fine. Yep.
337
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,719
Ohh! Can I do it later?
338
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:13,319
I don't like being first. I want
to see what everyone else writes.
339
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,840
Don't be weird, just sign it.
340
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:16,840
Fine.
341
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:17,840
OK.
342
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,560
"All the best."
343
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,039
There you go. How's that?
344
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,519
Why'd you write it up there?
345
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,399
Well, I'm leaving room
for everybody else.
346
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:27,879
There's only four of us.
347
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,959
Now you've all got lots of
room to write lots of things.
348
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,279
It's not very personal, is it?
349
00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,759
Well, she's a co-worker, what do you
want me to write, "Lots of love"?
350
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,919
Maybe something like,
"Happy birthday, Roz."
351
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,919
Well, that seems moot because it
says 'happy birthday' there already.
352
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,679
It seems silly to
write it again.
353
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,639
OK, apparently
no, it doesn't.
354
00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:44,399
But I can't fit it now.
355
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,119
I've already put "All the best."
356
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,679
Yeah.
357
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,799
"Happy birthday, Roz."
358
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:53,839
Happy? And now it's from
Helen. There you go.
359
00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:56,519
Why does everything have to
be so hard with you, Helen?
360
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:59,279
Oh, my God, stop
hanging out with Viktor.
361
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,960
Artie.
362
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,119
Here they are. Hey.
363
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,879
The workers, home
from a hard day.
364
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,639
You made snacks.
365
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,719
Did you, uh... get your
memoir pages done today?
366
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,199
Yes, I did,
367
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,319
and I also did a bit of doodling
368
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,559
and came up with a few
cartoons for the book.
369
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,959
I don't get that one.
370
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,159
Well, they bought him
jewellery instead of a jury.
371
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,519
And why did they do that?
372
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,079
Tony, that's wonderful. Yeah.
373
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,679
Oh, "Court in Session."
Well, that is priceless.
374
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,159
Yeah. Very New Yorker.
375
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,479
Like not funny?
376
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,039
Hey, do either of you ever
watch that show The Informers?
377
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:46,319
Oh, not in this
house. Why do you ask?
378
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,959
No reason.
379
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,439
Ooh, I've got one. Mm?
380
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:52,759
Judge in a waiter's apron, pad
and pencil, "Order in the court."
381
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,720
That's great. I can draw that.
382
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,959
Morning, webmaster.
Hey, Helen.
383
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,119
Ray's back. Already?
384
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,639
I thought he was golfing all week
with Dodgy, Sploodge and the Badger.
385
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,279
Fisk. Hey, Ray! How was golf?
386
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,199
In my office. What's
the magic word?
387
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,040
Now. Ooh. Shit. OK.
388
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,280
This is what ruined
my trip away.
389
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,799
Welcome to The Informers
with Simon Bramovich.
390
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,479
I'm Simon Bramovich.
391
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,519
Tonight - Probate Gate.
392
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:38,559
What happens when a wills and
estates lawyer goes rogue.
393
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,039
A word of warning -
394
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:44,080
some viewers may find the content
of this story distressing.
395
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:50,999
Ordinarily, we'd have one, maybe two
people willing to blow the whistle.
396
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,999
In the case of Helen Tudor-Fisk,
397
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,320
we had a lot more than two.
398
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:03,680
That's when we knew we were dealing
with an extremely shonky operator.
399
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,159
Wow.
400
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,639
That came out fast.
401
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:13,599
Corner of Mana and Matthews.
402
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,120
On my way.
403
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:24,919
Ah!
404
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:28,199
Mr and Mrs Bunting, thank you for
coming forward for this exclusive.
405
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,679
I appreciate it's been a
tough time for you both.
406
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,919
Yes, it has, but we're
seeing a counsellor.
407
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,719
Yeah. We're gonna get
through this, aren't we, hun?
408
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:35,720
You bet.
409
00:16:35,721 --> 00:16:38,159
Now, Mrs Bunting, when you
spoke to our researchers,
410
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,759
you said that there was...
411
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,159
..something really
off about this lawyer.
412
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,919
Now, what did you mean by that?
She was fixated on people dying.
413
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,919
She kept saying he's gonna
die and then I'm gonna die
414
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,079
and then we're all gonna die,
415
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,639
and... I never
told you this bit -
416
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,119
when I went back there
417
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,719
she actually made a joke
about attacking my corpse.
418
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:54,919
Wow.
419
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:55,920
Yeah.
420
00:16:55,921 --> 00:16:57,199
Shocking.
421
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,200
Helen Tudor-Fisk...
422
00:16:58,201 --> 00:17:01,399
We witnessed this obsession
with death firsthand.
423
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,399
Here she is literally
chasing an ambulance,
424
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,839
no doubt hoping
someone has died.
425
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:11,720
Why? Because she's a probate
lawyer and she profits from death.
426
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,359
In an Informers exclusive,
427
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,519
we obtained
security-camera footage
428
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,519
of this bottom-feeding lawyer
429
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,719
rummaging in a dumpster.
430
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:24,999
Work-related or does she
just like rolling in rubbish?
431
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,999
One thing's for sure - she
treats her clients like garbage.
432
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,839
And then there are the
accusations of violence.
433
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,039
Ah, yeah, well, my husband's
legally blind in one eye
434
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,719
because she stabbed
him with a toothpick.
435
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,279
This is the eye patch
I've had to wear.
436
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:38,479
This way, love.
437
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,159
See? He's still struggling
with his... his vision.
438
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,199
Though my hearing has
improved significantly.
439
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,200
Yeah.
440
00:17:45,201 --> 00:17:46,679
Oh, and she called me fat.
441
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,919
We also heard claims
of sexual harassment.
442
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,559
She paid me to hug a co-worker.
443
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,279
She paid you? Yeah.
444
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,999
Five bucks to hug the probate
clerk while she watched.
445
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,600
Helen Tudor Weinstein?
446
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,479
Outside of work she's
just as unpleasant.
447
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:03,640
She litters.
448
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,079
She hates nature.
449
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,839
I know she hates turtles.
450
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,959
And the allegations
just keep coming.
451
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,640
She knocked my house down.
452
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:17,160
Well, she wasn't very supportive
of our feminist cause.
453
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,559
She said I was too old for her.
454
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,920
But there was definitely
a frisson. I...
455
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,999
Remember the name
- Helen Tudor-Fisk.
456
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,519
Remember her face.
457
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,679
And remember this...
458
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,800
..is where you'll find her.
459
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,039
Now, if you've got someone you'd
like to blow the whistle on,
460
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,479
you can contact us
via our website.
461
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,119
We'll make it worth your while.
462
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,559
And remember - here
at The Informers
463
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,560
snitches get riches.
464
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,239
Did you know about this?
465
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:57,959
Well, I did know they were trying
to find people who had beefs.
466
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,239
Had what? Beefs.
467
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,319
Beefs?
468
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:03,359
Beefs, like complaints, against
me. You should have called.
469
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,679
None of it's true anyway, so,
I'm not that worried about it.
470
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,039
Yeah, course you're not 'cause it's
not your name on the wall, is it?
471
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,159
No, it isn't,
472
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,159
even though I'm the one who does
most of the work around here.
473
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,519
Oh, this is so not the time
for that conversation, Fisk.
474
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,119
Do you
want me to resign?
475
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,879
Come on, Fisk, of
course I bloody don't.
476
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,919
You just said it yourself - you
do all the work around here,
477
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,719
and most of the time
you do it pretty well.
478
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,719
Thank you, Ray. Is there
a defamation case here?
479
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,039
Yeah, if you can prove
480
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,159
that it would impact the
business and affect income,
481
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,359
that's defamation.
482
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,799
Yeah, thanks, mate. I
understand how defamation works.
483
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,839
Ray was one of Melbourne's
top defamation lawyers.
484
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,519
Yeah, they called me Omo Man.
485
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,399
He could wash the
stink off anyone.
486
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,319
Mm. Yeah, but I burned out.
487
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,719
I went too hard.
Had a heartie at 35.
488
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,239
That's when Rozzie stepped in and
came up with this probate lark.
489
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,879
This might be a job for Omo Man.
490
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,359
I think you're right, buddy.
491
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,839
We're gonna need all hands on deck
to get the stink off this one.
492
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:52,079
Yeah, just to be clear, that's
a metaphorical stink, right?
493
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,839
Sure.
494
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:56,239
Gonna have to dig out
the old suit, George.
495
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,919
Where's Rozalind?
496
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,999
Very good!
497
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:06,599
Can't hear you!
498
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,479
Up high!
499
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,479
Can you move back, please?!
500
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,759
Move back!
501
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,679
Thank you!
502
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,079
She was happy.
503
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,599
That's it!
504
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,999
Can't hear you!
505
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,319
Go full petrol!
506
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,320
Yes!
507
00:20:42,321 --> 00:20:44,639
So tiny!
508
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,319
That didn't happen.
He's not blind.
509
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,919
Big finish!
510
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:53,519
Oh! That is very good
work from all of you!
511
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,479
Do you think they'd like
another? I think they might.
512
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,840
Let's try again.
513
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,399
OK, so, I never said
that. That never happened.
514
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,919
OK. Just sent the
concerns notice.
515
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,519
Great. They're
officially on notice.
516
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,479
Viktor's trying to get
onto their lawyer now.
517
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,959
How are we going on
character witnesses?
518
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,559
Ah, yes. Mrs Popovich said
she's willing to testify,
519
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,479
and Petro also happy
to go to bat for me.
520
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,879
So, a kleptomaniac and a
stalker? I'm gonna say no and no.
521
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,119
Ray, Brent Stellick
on the line. Great.
522
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,799
Here we go. I'm on. Look out.
523
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,679
Good one, Ray. Stellick.
524
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:22,919
Get him, Ray.
525
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,079
I hope you're ready, Stellick,
'cause I'm coming for ya.
526
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,439
Tell your boss you
can either make a deal
527
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:31,119
or Omo Man is going to put you
through a wash cycle so hot
528
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,719
it'll burn the skin
right off your testicles.
529
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,399
I'm talking 90 degrees Celsius.
530
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,359
You're gonna have to
carry your balls around
531
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,919
in a change purse, buddy,
532
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:43,759
'cause you won't have a ball bag
left when I'm finished with you.
533
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,920
I do beg your pardon,
Beverley. Yes, I'll hold.
534
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,679
Brent, is that you?
535
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,599
Right, I hope you're ready,
buddy, 'cause I'm coming for ya.
536
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,800
Tell your boss he can
either make a deal...
537
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,359
Network just called. They want
a meeting. You're on, Omo.
538
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,880
Good stuff!
539
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,840
Hello, old friend.
540
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,080
Fisk!
541
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,080
We're in here!
542
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,999
Hello! Hello, hello. Tony!
543
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,519
You're early.
544
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,599
Oh, look, I'm working, so,
just go and sit down, OK?
545
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,119
George? Do we have that
champagne for Roz, yes?
546
00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:03,279
Are there any chips?
547
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,359
George, can we get some
chips for the judge, please?
548
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:06,360
Thank you.
549
00:23:06,361 --> 00:23:07,879
There you are. Off you go.
550
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:11,839
If you're not pursuing financial
damages, what DO you want?
551
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,599
Firstly I'd like an on-air
retraction and an apology.
552
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,839
That's not happening.
I'm a journalist...
553
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,479
Oh, shut up. That's my
reputation on the line...
554
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,359
Shut up, Bramovich!
555
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:22,919
If it saves the network
money, you'll do it.
556
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,399
Right, anything else?
557
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,719
Um...
I would like him fired.
558
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,519
Done. Not that
easy, I'm afraid.
559
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,039
I have a contract. Fine.
560
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:34,399
You can stay and see your contract
out presenting Cartoon Jamboree.
561
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,959
Cartoon Jamboree? Mm.
562
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,839
Look, if no-one's gonna
defend me, I'll do it myself.
563
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,839
I'm a journalist,
first and foremost,
564
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,119
and a bloody good
one, Bridget...
565
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:43,119
No-one cares, Bramovich.
566
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:46,280
Journalism stopped existing at
this network a long time ago.
567
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:48,640
Is that it?
568
00:23:48,641 --> 00:23:51,359
I'd like a dozen prime-time
advertising spots.
569
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:52,919
Good one, Ray.
I'll give you three.
570
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,559
Five. Done.
571
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,799
Anything else?
572
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:56,999
Can I
ask for something?
573
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,759
Yeah, you don't have to put
your hand up. Hand down.
574
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:02,959
I would please like $20 donated to
that charity in my name, thank you.
575
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:03,960
Fine.
576
00:24:03,961 --> 00:24:05,439
20,000 on that charity.
577
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,119
Hang on, did you say 20,000...
578
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,199
Yeah. Yep. Yep.
579
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,479
20K. That's what
she said. Yep.
580
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,279
20K. That's what I said.
Oh, stop bitching, Brent.
581
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,879
It's a charity.
It's tax deductible.
582
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,639
Yeah. Brent, stop bitching. And
can you put it in my name, please?
583
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:16,679
Tudor-Fisk.
584
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,959
I'll assume we're done,
unless there's something else.
585
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,800
I'd love a Coke
Zero if you've...
586
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,519
- Did we win?
- I think we did.
587
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,319
I'm Simon Bramovich.
588
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,480
I'm Simon Bramovich
with Cartoon Jamboree.
589
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,999
Cartoons the way you want them -
590
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,559
truthful and honest
with your breakfast...
591
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,039
Forgot my briefcase.
592
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,919
Um... I'm gonna leave my
number with reception.
593
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,919
I know you're a bad man, but I
find you strangely attractive.
594
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,839
I think I could change
you. Good on ya, mate.
595
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:51,319
I'm Simon Bramovich and
this is Cartoon Jamboree
596
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,679
with Power Puff Girls
597
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,640
followed by Pokemon.
598
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,640
They're back,
they're back. Here they are.
599
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,039
How'd you go?! How'd you go?!
600
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,319
We won!
601
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,799
Great! Great! Ohh!
Congratulations!
602
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,119
Omo Man is back!
603
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:13,959
And Omo Woman is here!
604
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,039
Cheers to you. Oh, thank you!
605
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:17,319
Oh, where's Roz?
606
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,399
Oh, still stuck at
the burst water main.
607
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,159
That's annoying. I wanted
her to see me win something.
608
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,200
Oh, that's for Roz.
609
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,679
Oh, hey, Roz, you made
it! Crisis averted.
610
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,879
And I heard - a big win for you
in the boardroom. Well done.
611
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,359
Yep.
612
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,399
Ooh.
613
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,960
Ooh, we're hugging.
614
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:44,679
A little bird told me that you
donated $20,000 to Acapella SOS.
615
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:45,680
Mm.
616
00:25:45,681 --> 00:25:47,200
I'm just so touched. I...
617
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,999
I don't know what to say.
618
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,479
You are very welcome, Roz.
619
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,639
Hey, Ray.
620
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:56,839
Ray, did you know that Helen
donated $20,000 to Acapella SOS?
621
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,399
Oh. Did she?
622
00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,400
Mm-hm.
623
00:25:59,401 --> 00:26:00,919
Very generous, Fisk.
624
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:04,079
Imagine how many disasters
we'll be able to sing at now.
625
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,079
It's wonderful.
Thank you, Helen.
626
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,799
Well, it's a very good cause,
627
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:11,079
and let's hope there's a
lot more disasters to come.
628
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,559
Fingers crossed.
629
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,199
We might have to make
you an honorary member.
630
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,359
Oh!
631
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,679
No, thank you.
632
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,559
But hey - happy birthday, Roz!
633
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,319
You get out there and have some
mud cake, celebrate the big 5-2.
634
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,759
What? That's not a thing.
That's what I said.
635
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,119
And it's the big 4-9,
if you must know.
636
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:28,160
Of course it is.
637
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:55,839
If I'm going down, you're
going down with me.
638
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,520
Thanks, Ray.
639
00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:00,919
Nice one, Helen.
640
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,239
Looks good.
641
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,320
Yeah.
642
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,320
Happy, Helen?
643
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,520
You know what, Roz?
644
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,760
I think I am.
645
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:45,839
Good.
646
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:46,920
Yep.
647
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,800
Well, I won't hug you.
648
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,960
Thank you.
649
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,600
And
coming up next week:
650
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,199
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651
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,600
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