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祖国人最近终于体会到了
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何为冰火两重天
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他本以为踢走了炸鸡叔
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就能翻身农奴把歌唱
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却没成想
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让士兵男孩这个老不死的
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打的遍体鳞伤
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更倒霉的是
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先是梅芙和布彻勾搭到了一起
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接着玄色也离他而去
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火车头生死未卜
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天天就想着怎么泡鱼
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最让他头疼的就属星光了
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她竟然当着1.9亿粉丝的面
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揭发沃特的丑闻
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为了平息此事
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祖国人举行公开演讲
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说星光就是一头披着羊皮的狼
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所有人都被她骗了
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然而上一秒还义愤填膺的祖国人
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下一秒表情就凝固了
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士兵男孩不知何时出现在人群中
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他下意识的后退两步
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刚要发动镭射眼
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士兵男孩却不见了
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原来是祖宝的精神压力太大
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产生的幻觉
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刚才还滔滔不绝的祖国人
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顿时就语无伦次了
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—“告诉你们你们.爱你们”
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祖国人简单跟台下的观众
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互动了两句
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便逃也似的远离人群
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来到牧场上大口的喘着粗气
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一肚子的苦水也无人倾诉
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突然间
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他似乎想到了缓解压力的办法
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于是他走进牛棚
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开始“自给自足”
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随着桶里的牛奶越挤越多
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祖国人也越来越放松
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甚至到最后
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直到奶牛都受不了了
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他才停下来
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每天—桶奶
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强壮祖国人
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然而就在此时
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“没吃早餐是吗？”
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祖国人尴尬的解释说
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这头牛刚刚很痛苦
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我想帮忙缓解—下而已
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结果爆头女不仅当场戳穿他
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还——口咬定
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祖国人是怕了士兵男孩
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不然怎么会忘记
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祖国人脸上挂不住
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突然伸手掐住她的脖子
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“你刚才说什么”
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“风太大我没听见”
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爆头女不敢再造次
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祖国人看到里面的内容后
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也撒开了爆头女
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“你从哪弄来的”
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原来纸条上是莱恩的地址
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祖国人立马命艾什丽
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着手调查此事
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电话还没挂断
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又接到了分机的连线
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万万没想到
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电话竟然是士兵男孩打来的
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祖国人以为他是来挑事L的
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虚张声势的说
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昨天输给他只是一时大意
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士兵男孩也没和他争辩什么
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自顾的说起
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从心灵风暴那里得来的消息
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198D年秋
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他被秘密进行了一场基因实验
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期间他把自己的子孙
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进了杯子里
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结果被巴博士
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拿去搞出了一个孩子
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2于19B1年春出生
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是个勇孩
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”“如果他们让我继续当英雄”
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“我会让你成为焦点”
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“哪个父亲不想把光环让给儿子呢？”
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从小就缺爱的祖国人
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终于找到了自己的亲爹
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要是再能找回/子
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岂不是能三代同堂了？
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祖国人迫不及待的来到儿子面前
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可儿子看到他后
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却下意识的后退两步
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还亲切的管马洛里上校叫婶婶
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原来自己在儿子心里的位置
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还不如一个连血缘关系都没有的人
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此时马洛里正准备呼叫救援
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可她的小动作
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又怎么能瞒得过祖国人的耳朵
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“我能听见你那些笨拙的手指”
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“在屏幕上滑动的声音”
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““现在把它扔掉”
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马洛里闻言只好照做
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祖国人为了重获/儿子的信任
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告诉他自己才是他的家人
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他妈妈的死并不是他的错
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能力强大的人难免会有无心之失
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没有人比他更懂他
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“无论你做了什么”
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“我哪也不会去”
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“我会一直在这里”
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这句话莱恩等了太久太久
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他终于放下心中的芥蒂
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紧紧的抱住祖国人
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虽然好事接连不断
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但凡事总有个例外
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星光的拥护者
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纷纷聚在沃特高塔下
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要求释放梅芙
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甚至还惊动了司法部
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而祖国人的拥护者
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则聚众低毁星光
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甚至还打了起来
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艾什丽迫于压力
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只好私自决定将梅芙转移
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随着房间里的氟烷越来越浓
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梅芙也陷入了昏迷
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可就在转运的途中
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梅芙突然醒了
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麻醉师刚要加大剂量
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梅芙奋起反击
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一阵阵惨叫声后
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车里能喘气儿的
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就只有梅芙了
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梅芙的逃跑
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对艾什丽来说
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无疑是天大的坏消息
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好消息是火车头适时的醒了
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她把蓝鹰的心脏移植给了火车头
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并把所有罪责推到士兵男孩的头上
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随后带着深海前来领罪
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把这一好一坏两条消息告诉祖国人
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祖国人当场就要发纲
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然而就在此时
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玄色突然出现在门口
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艾什丽和深海趁机开溜
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上面写着士兵男孩要来了
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我们杀掉他
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玄色为何不再惧怕士兵男孩
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这段时间
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他究竟去了哪？
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原来玄色早已对士兵男孩的支配
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产生了无法克服的恐惧
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面对实力强大的士兵男孩
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他唯一想到的办法
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就只有逃
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逃到—个废弃的酒吧
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看一看墙上的动物壁画
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然后自顾的打开一瓶罐头
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倒在早已发黑的盘子里
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就在玄色坐下来后
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动物们竟然从墙上走了下来
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原来它们都是玄色的朋友
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每当他遇到解决不了的麻烦
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就会躲起来和他们交流
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这时小松鼠从幕布后走出来
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它一眼便看穿了玄色的心事
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“你不能再躲避士兵男孩”
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为了帮玄色重拾信心
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松鼠开始讲述起患难与共的经历
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他们一起战胜了青春期时
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每天早上支起的小帐篷
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战胜了亲眼目睹大屠杀后的
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心理创伤
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这次的事
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同样也不会有例外
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动物们鼓励他要勇敢
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勇敢不是无所畏惧
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而是即使心怀恐惧
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但依旧勇往直前
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听了松鼠的话
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玄色终于重拾信心
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或许是时候做个了断了
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但仅凭他自己
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想干掉士兵男孩无疑是痴人说梦
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于是他打算与祖国人联手
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“让我们一起干掉士兵男孩”
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祖国人接过纸条后
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没有明确表态
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也没有埋怨他的不告而别
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玄色顿时心花怒放
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以为终于要拨开云雾见天明
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殊不知
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这才是他悲剧的开始
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玄色仔细的打磨着他的战刀
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准备在关键时刻
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给士兵男孩致命一击
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可祖国人却告诉他
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即使你再磨一千年
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也无法伤到士兵男孩分毫
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玄色当然也知道
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但只有这样
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他才会暂时忘记恐惧
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祖国人问他
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士兵男孩到底是个什么样的人
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玄色告诉他
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他很坏
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“拜托”
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可无论玄色怎么强调
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祖国人都不愿相信
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想想也是
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谁又愿意承认自己的父亲
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是个坏人呢
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他把士兵男孩是自己父亲的事
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告诉玄色
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可玄色的表现却出奇的平静
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还在纸上说必须杀掉他
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这也不禁引起祖国人的怀疑
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他试探性的问道
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”“你之前知道吗”
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““知道我还有个父亲”
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玄色知道祖国人
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能看穿他面具下的微表情
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只好点了点头
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这一刻祖国人是崩溃的
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他多希望玄色能骗他一次
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就一次
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“Fu*K”
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“你为什么不告诉我”
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祖国人忍着无比悲痛
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一拳洞穿了玄色的身体
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然后失魂落魄的走出会议室
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弥留之际
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他又看见了那些动物朋友们
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—“别.别害怕欧文””
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—“我们为你感到骄傲”
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“你你战胜了自己”
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动物们含着眼泪
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与玄色做了最后的告别
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事后
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祖国人把玄色的面具
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拿给队员们看
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现场气氛顿时变得凝重起来
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祖国人一直把他们当做家人看待
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毕竟他从来都没有家
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但他们的表现
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却令祖国人失望至极
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祖国人一个个揭开他们的遮羞布
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嘲笑深海天天就知道干章鱼
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逼迫艾仟丽摘掉假发
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埋怨火车头
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怎么能杀掉自己的同类
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火车头看了眼玄色的头盔
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心想你不也一样么
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在祖国人看来
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玄色比他们所有人加起来
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都更有价值
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他能杀了玄色
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同样也能杀了他们
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“你们不是我的家人”
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祖国人交给深海一项秘密任务—
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深海听后顿时心头一惊
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“这听起来像叛国”
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可当他看见祖国人凶厉的眼神后
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立马改口
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他可不想落得跟玄色一样的下场
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而他的任务目标
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“就是这个下任总统的有力竞争者
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此时他还不知道自己
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已经大难临头
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一番剧烈的挣扎后
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便再也没了动静
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其目的不言而喻
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而纠察队的状况
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愈发发炭可危
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如今布彻和老米各自为战
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小狼女丧失超能力
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